RH: Yukari edition

23/04/2026 2,245 Comments

Yukari is my spirit animal. She hates when people don’t clean their rooms. She hates when people don’t have a plan. She hates being disorganized and she complains about the water pressure. She’s just like me fr

2 thoughts on “RH: Yukari edition”

  1. Steve Hilton running for governor of California is like me saying I’m gonna ask Olivia Rodrigo out. I guess technically I can do it but the chance of outright embarrassment or more likely being completely ignored, is much higher than the chance of her dating me.

  11. It’s like how a lot of PS2 cover arts in America are just GUN and in other places they’re actual cover art lol

        2. Make sure you savour the ending before XC3 retroactively ruins it.

  15. MMy Anxiety is worse today than it was yesterday. So far not looking good for me. I just can't afford what Nevada health link offers so I'm probably gonna have to go without meds.

    1. That's fucked man, if you have any appointments with your therapist still booked maybe you can talk to them about it? They might know more about the system and what you can do

      1. I talked to my therapist and not looking good. I am gonna call their number to appeal. But I don't really have a case based on the call I made today. I make too much. Which is insane.

        1. Well good luck anyway man, fingers crossed for you. I'm sorry I can't really talk much today cause I've got my kid at home with me but I'm rooting (not Australian) for you.

  16. I don't know really know Frank but I feel like you're not too old to do something else since you already have skills (like being trilingual) and work experience. It's not like you're an isekai protagonist.

    1. The thing about life is that you’re not wasting it as long as you can find some sort of happiness. If you think about it, everything is wasting life. Growing up is realizing you’re not special and that’s fine.

      1. I don't think you're necessarily wrong because this is a very common theme in SoL anime but it's kind of blackpilling

  17. Shank, have you actually played Xenoblade or are you just trolling me

    1. I have played them. DK got me onto XC2 and I really liked that, probably my favourite one of them, then I played 1 and didn't like it as much so I haven't finished it then I played 3. 3 is probably the best from a gameplay perspective but they really pissed me off with their ending affecting the ending of 2.

      Most other people didn't care at all, or even notice probably, but for me it ruined the ending of 2. It's hard to explain without spoilers though.

      1. It is literally just a tiny throwaway during the credits if I remember correctly, but it really annoyed me.

        1. I mean, I was playing JRPG's before some of the guys here were born, so not really.

          I did check with DK about whether he thought I'd like the series before I got XC2 because it did seem a bit too anime for me but I liked it enough to ignore that side of it.

  18. I totally forgot about Diablo 4. Might have to get the expansion since it comes with the previous one too.

    1. I finished the base game reasonably early on and was doing a decent bit of the endgame stuff but then they nerfed the mechanic that my entire character was built around and I haven't played it since. Probably a good time to start it again with the expansions and one of the new classes.

      Still annoyed they don't have the monk though. Defeating the ultimate evils by having a scraggly old dude beating them to death with his bare hands was always peak.

    1. No. I don’t look good in baggy clothes so streetwear style is a no go for me. I look like a 14 year old if my clothes aren’t kinda tight lol

      1. Deep down I feel like a 14 year old if I wear anything but a dress shirt and pants but I obviously would never do that because I don't want to stand out. Anyway, I think pants should be slightly baggy with a tailored bottom layer on top and something looser over it. Like the CIA guy from The Dark Knight Rises.

    2. I'm wearing cargo pants right now, but I used to buy them when I smoked so I had more pockets to put things in. I have no fashion sense whatsoever and my mrs always complains that I look homeless half the time.

      1. No you're wrong I was asking because I dont wear cargo pants but I know theyre normal so I was wondering how to integrate them but everyone on Reddit disagrees because theyre stuck in the 2010s. Also looking homeless half the time is normal.

          4. Oh, I dunno. I used to have a pair of camo cargo pants that I had for literally about 15 years and it was funny because every 5 years or so they'd come back in and out of being in fashion again.

    3. I'm wearing cargo pants right now, but I used to buy them when I smoked so I had more pockets to put things in. I have no fashion sense whatsoever and my mrs always complains that I look homeless half the time.

  21. I genuinely believe the incel forum understands fashion better than r*ddit or probably anywhere else

        1. I keep buying very unique clothing that I never end up wearing instead of something normal and I'm not sure why but I do this with furniture and pretty much everything else too

          1. II Try to get stuff I'll wear all the time but at this point my look is basically my own uniform. Because I rarely buy different clothes. Been dressing the same since 6th grade

    2. Me too. Being tall and skinny means finding pants is harder than finding the Holy Grail

      1. I was just thinking to myself this would be so much easier if I were taller and fatter

        1. Tall and fat and short and skinny is easy.

          Being tall and skinny is like “do you want your pants to look comically short when you sit or do you wanna look like Fred Durst but have them be long enough?”

  23. I just realized complaining about being tall and skinny is insanely entitled but I have known nothing else my whole life.

    1. Yes you're privileged you can actually use the model's sizing as a reference

    1. God, young me was so in love with DKR Anne Hathaway. You have no idea.

      2. For me I was busy fawning on Marion Cotillard instead. My friends were gooning to Hathaway and they were like wtf when I show interest on Talia al Ghul

    1. That is a very odd thing to do tbh. Like I said, you can’t live your life thinking like this. Just because your brother liked a color doesn’t mean you should avoid wearing it ever.

      I’m not trying to be rude but this mentality isn’t healthy even if you have OCD or whatever. It’s like my friend who wouldn’t make right turns on red lights because he once almost got hit by an idiot. Like you can’t let random stuff dictate your life like that.

      1. I feel like not being able to make right turns in a car might be a slightly more impactful thing on your life than not wearing blue.

        Unless you're a cop anyway.

        1. It was specifically right turns on red lights. Not turning right in general

      1. Truth is I don’t think anyone besides my therapist understands how much my brother’s death affected me. My mom’s too. They broke something inside of me. Like I know death affects everyone but I’m like batman levels of fucked up. I can cry on command. I just gotta focus on thinking about how it felt. For me both deaths still feel fresh

      1. No, I wasn't watching the game. Fuck the Red Sox though. Basically a TV wasn't set down in a protective case properly so when I opened it the entire thing fell forward and the top frame hit the stone hard floor

        1. I hope your employer will be able to survive this catastrophic loss.

          1. I've had someone break a rotating 55 inch Samsung Ark monitor and nothing happened to them lol

        2. I hope your employer will be able to survive this catastrophic loss.

  35. I’m not saying I’d be a good GM but I told everyone we needed to call up Brubaker, Tidwell and Killian from the start and here we are.

  37. Just saw Mario Galaxy. I actually liked this one better than the first

    1. Honestly I'm the opposite. It was a fun time but it really felt so much more rushed and phoned in than the first one

      1. I Wouldn't exactly say the same with the first, but I kinda thought the reference overload was worse in the first and this felt more like a regular movie than a vehicle for references. Though it still definitely was. That jpeg of Slippy killed me

    1. Seeing you rant about Austin Reaves reminded me I played one of the NBA2K games a couple years ago and my created PG got drafted to the Lakers and had his auto-generated beef with Reaves (it did that with whoever you replaced in the lineup I think) because Reaves saw my characters tweet from a couple years earlier calling him a hack and a nobody. I Hadn't even heard of him till then.

      1. I don’t have a problem with Reeves really. He’s a good player. But he gets the whistle of fucking MJ and it’s completely ridiculous.

        1. In 2k he had a good 3 but otherwise sucked so replacing him was pretty easy. I just thought it was funny seeing you rant about him being a nobody and still getting a god whistle when the only other time I'd really heard about him was in a game where even my created character called him a nobody.

  39. OKC is the only team you can get a tech against for being fouled lol.

  41. Genuinely imagine being an OKC fan. Nobody fucking likes you. At least the Warriors were just bullshit OP but we didn’t fucking foul bait like this. OKC plays the grossest fucking basketball of all time.

  42. Fuck I should have bet money on an Arraez gold glove. I probably would have made crazy money lol.

  43. McDavid is bouncing from the Oilers as soon as his contract is done. I'm sorry but Bowman is a fucking retarded GM. How the hell you traded away Skinner when he would carry you in the playoffs and instead traded for a goalie who's not only bad, but beefing with teammates in practices is an enigma

  44. My cousin is trying to convince me to gamble on baseball to see if I win anything even though he himself doesn’t gamble. I’m tempted to do it tbh

  45. The CA Governor’s debate is so fucking funny. You have all these democrat candidates talking about actual policy and then they have to cut to Bianco and Hilton acting like fucking retards “BuT tHe ImMiGrAnTs” and then the adults get to talk again.

  46. It’s really pathetic how much everyone in the Republican party’s policy is just “I want to be a total Trump stooge bozo.” These fucking guys the Republicans are running would get laughed out of a San Mateo School Board election my god.

  50. My cousin gave me $20 of his money to gamble on baseball and I reluctantly did it just to see how I do and I’ve hit two legs of my 3 leg parlay already. I’ll win $68 if I hit the last part. I have to hit the over/under on the Yankees. And then I told him to delete the account because i’m not gonna be doing this shit.

  51. I’m weary of Steyer but I think he has potential to be at the very least a Pritzker type “Rich guy who manages to not be a completely detached psychopath”

    His messaging is the best. He’s actually trying to find solutions for California first. Like I said, I don’t need a massively anti-Trump governor, California doesn’t need to get involved with Trump the same way Illinois or Minnesota does. Being insulated from dogshit national politics is why California Republicans never win. Nobody here wants California to be like Louisiana except the people in Barstow and they don’t fucking matter.

  52. I was worried for a moment because I read PS introduced mandatory real ID verification but it's only in the UK for now

  55. Forest want 125 million for Anderson. So he’ll be sold to city for 40 million and nobody will ever question it then?

  56. If anybody spends 125 million on Anderson they’re actually stupid. Rice hasn’t been worth 110 million and he was captaining West Ham in a European final.

  60. IIt does look like better combat than the recent games, but I don't trust it tbh

      1. AAt The least it looks like the enemies are actually being impacted

        1. Yeah I'd rather hitstops than feeling like hitting air. God I'm still salty about that part of FFXV till this day

    1. I actually agree, the left is more accurate for a pirate city

  63. I didn't even notice but the minimap is gone isn't it? I wish devs would stop pretending minimaps are a bad thing

    2. All thanks to skyrim style. You could say it's more fitting to a pirate game but man what was the last game to use minimaps other than Totk? RDR2?

      2. Ironically, TOTK/BOTW is the one game that doesn’t really need one. Playing with the Pro HUD is objectively better in both games

  64. It looks way better than any other AC released in the last 12 years. I'm getting it.

  65. WWe All use GPS so why did everyone suddenly think minimaps were bad again?

    1. Does nobody remember when every fucking video game debate was “Why am I playing a game to stare at the mini map” And you know what, for the most part I still agree with that.

      1. I feel like you can just have a map or compass toggle key if you want and the problem is instantly solved

      2. The real reason is because open worlds incentivised it because they're more annoying to play without it. Non-open games have it but it's not really a problem because the worlds are easier to navigate

    2. Does nobody remember when every fucking video game debate was “Why am I playing a game to stare at the mini map” And you know what, for the most part I still agree with that.

  66. Wait was the no minimal thing from BOTW or Witcher 3? I don't even remember anymore.

    1. I will argue to the death that BOTW does not really need a mini map. I played both games with the pro HUD and only time I ever needed to look at the map was to go somewhere with fast travel or go somewhere specific.

  67. I opened my map a lot. Give me a minimap. Compasses are lame

  68. I'm still on the camp that it's an unnecessary remake tho. Like we all know Ubisoft wants to win people back but remaking AC1 would've been more necessary.

    1. AAC1 definitely does solely for the combat cause holy hell trying to get incognito is hard, but combat is way drawn out too

      1. Nearly everything about AC1 needs a revamp. The missions are all the same. The only thing that should remain untouched are the dialogues frankly.

        1. I don't mind the missions as much for their time, but yeah, it's a bare bones game.They'd have to completely redo it

          1. And apparently the outskirts between the cities was supposed to have tons of content so they could work with that but then again this is Ubisoft.

          2. OOh God don't give them ideas, I'd rather they remove the kingdom part

    1. It took Avatar Pandora a while to get a price drop I really thought it'd come down sooner

  72. AC1 isn’t worth remaking IMO. Everything AC1 set out to achieve was honed by 2 and Brotherhood. You lose nothing from completely skipping 1 jumping to the Ezio games other than knowing whose armor you’re trying to get.

    It’s basically a tech demo and a proof of concept for AC 2. It would be like remaking The Order 1886, is there a world where remaking that game could be good? Maybe. Is it really worth it when it already achieved what it set out to do? IDK

  73. The Chelsea hit pieces against Rosenior are so fucking funny. Like bruh, HE WORKED FOR A CLUB YOU OWNED. You already employed him. Putting out hit pieces just makes you look so incompetent it’s crazy. Like I said, Chelsea will be in the bottom 10 next season at best. They’re getting absolutely stripped of value by these SD’s and owners.

  74. Ron Washington might be the best infield coach of all time. Arraez is gonna lead the NL in DRS at this rate lmfao.

  75. Also, I’m not voting for Becerra. On paper he seemed the most similar to my views but he’s like Pete Buttigieg. He might not be the worst candidate but he’s a total industry plant. Same with Becerra. Total Establishment Dem plant. I’d rather vote for Steyer

  77. Who wants to help me write a slasher ?? I’m bored and I’m going to gender swap Freddy Krueger and Sleeping Beauty is the queen of nightmares.

      1. One of the kills has someone's penis get engorged with spiders and they implode and rip it open and it's chunks of dick, blood and spiders. It happens to him because he's a man slut and hates spiders more than anything

        1. Did watch a slasher the other day where dude was getting a bj he was strapped up and had his eyes closed and the girl performing it had her head cut off while he was not noticing

      2. I’ll give you the gist of the opening scene so she’s in a beautiful field of flowers and such and suddenly there’s a teenager there she points out she doesn’t belong there there’s a whole back and forth about trespassing and such only for her to say no she sees people coming and going but she’s never interacted with oneshe talked to them but none ever talked back etc etc so she realizes this one girl has the ability to get in so perhaps she can get out…she convinces her that she can bring others into the dream so she uses the girl to bring her victims in an effort to awaken

    1. Basically she was a psycho killer way back in the day her father the king or some rich dude whatever couldn’t see her killed so he trapped her in her mind and surrounded her by beautiful things “The Beauty” the story got passed down and such she miraculously never aged despite being trapped there for so long….sleeping beauty was a misunderstanding her father’s last words before the spell was

      Sleep in beauty…. Has to have one of those overly dramatic musical cues

        1. I mean Freddy is finished and the backstory and public domain here work lol

          Poor Jackie Earl Hailey he wasn’t a bad Freddy but the writing sucked

        2. Okay well the title is just THE BEAUTY. I need to call those public domain horror movie people

  89. Honestly, Skubal +6 or more strikeouts was the easiest money I could get tbh. The Brewers have the lowest strikeout rate in the league. That was an easy bet to hedge. So was Webb Quality Start.

  92. II Remember when undertaker betrayed Paul bearer and trapped him in concrete

  94. Maga Charizard is probably walking outside not talking to her neighbors

        1. NBecause You have the character design of a gay character in a jrpg

  100. Also Scream 7 was okay but the killer reveals were lame and I get throwing in a line of two of “It’s always someone you know” was supposed to make it better…also Joel McHale come on…..

      1. I watched House Of Villains and it’s funny how he tries to compare it to The Traitors all the time

          1. It’s a bunch of D List celebrities basically playing live action Among Us

          2. But this chick actively shows she didn’t want to be there and didn’t give a shit about the game and she was amazing

          3. That sounds fun for one episode but then I'd never watch again

        2. I don’t generally watch reality tv shit but Traitora introduced me to Kate from
          below Deck that woman is fucking greatness

      2. Community managing to make Alison Brie look average for 90% of the show was its most impressive feat.

        And I’ll make the obvious joke for you, Annie is young, we try not to sexualize her.

  104. Oh god, the Draft Kings commercials are right. I am more invested in the game having gambled.

        1. GGood. Don't become another statistic. Also funny coincidence my left wing propaganda YouTube channel I watch has an ep about gambling

  109. He looks like he made a deal with a demon and it's making him decompose as the price

    1. I wish he’d just drop at this point they’re horrendous the whole cabinet the need to all go

    2. You cannot rely on a 6’2 poor defending guard to be your best playoff player. He’s a great player but they gotta find better players than him to win a chip.

  111. I feel like he'll outlive us but look like a corpse more and more

  112. They should just to to a convenience store and buy some chips

      1. Zapps BBQ were my fave but they got bought out and seem off now

    2. FFucking 7 dollars for a bad of cheetos xxtra flamin hots

    1. Don't let him do this to you. He just wants to make you look crazy

    1. I would but I don’t have an imaginary sky friend that listens to all my problems and then ignores them

  125. I could easily do this and make decent money. This was light work lmao

  133. The Chiefs traded all that for a corner lmao. They’re totally washed

  139. Didn't go to bed till 4am cause my kid has gastro and was throwing up every 35 minutes all night, have gastro now too, still managed my workout. What a beast.

  141. Persona 3 barely has a storyline. I've been playing for hours and nothing has happened yet.

  149. I had nothing to look forward to in this draft other than the Jets fucking up

    1. I love it how he can't even get the first part of that right let alone the rest

      1. I’m starting to understand how Trump managed to bankrupt a casino.

        1. I'm starting to understand why this dude stops when he sees roadkill and either cuts it's dick off or straps it onto his truck.

  151. Filthy dunk from McDaniels my goodness. He backed that trash talk up and then some.

    1. I read they got a WR with their top pick but that was all I saw. Hopefully he's decent but personally I think a good O-line is more important than a star receiver.

          5. I can see that you are already getting into your pirate character in anticipation

  154. I’m going to buy an Assassin’s Creed game again. Holy shit this looks hype, proper remaster this and not a lazy one like the Ezio games.. This looks fucking great. I can’t believe I’m hype for an Unisoft game but then again this is not just any Ubisoft game
    https://youtu.be/PhQ3yQjUgAc?is=9ti5zyFwHjvPx325

  156. I pre-ordered the Diablo 4 expansion last night since I got the base game digitally and the expansion comes with the previous expansion, so I was going to play the previous expansion today but cause of the gastro my wife and kid have been home all day on the couch. I am so bored and tired ><

    1. II Blame satty. He wanted revenge on you and got you all sick

      1. It has been. I didn't get to bed until 4am then got up a bit after 7. It's about 5.30 now

          1. Yah. Amazingly I have somehow avoided puking so far. I feel fairly sick but haven't puked yet. Knowing my luck it will start just when I'm going to bed tonight.

          2. Hopefully you don't puke. Today at work I texted a friend and said I'm used to the dumb people at work. I jinxed it because they were extra dumb and annoying today

          4. I am saying that but also hoping you don't end up like me

          5. I just remembered that I won't really be able to play any games tonight either cause I have workers coming over in the morning to do the underpinning on my house starting at 7.30am so I need a decent sleep

          7. Thanks. It is costing a lot so they better do a good job. I'm getting the chemical underpinning done so they are injecting some kind of resin into the ground under the house.

          8. IIf They don't do a good job let's kick their asses and inject resin in them

          10. Gross Satty, why would you even go there.

            They are using like 900lb of it so i certainly hope it is non-sexual.

  158. Oh cool, apparently I am cooking dinner tonight now too. Later DK.

      1. I. south Hayward at 2AM? Brother, are you trying to get me robbed lol

        1. If you wear a hooded singlet you could have a Rocky montage though. Surely no-one would mess with that.

      1. I’m gonna post this on Facebook with the caption “Liberals never care about our TROOPS! 1 like equals 1 thank you to this veteran.”

      2. I’m gonna post this on Facebook with the caption “Liberals never care about our TROOPS! 1 like equals 1 thank you to this veteran.”

      1. Farma or Kank?

        Either way I guess their song is Beat It by Michael Jackson but for 2 different reasons.

        1. “You know I’m BAD!”- Me explaining why I’m playing 7 games at once

  162. The attack ads on Steyer are funny because they’re like “Would you vote for a BILLIONAIRE?”

    And it’s sponsored by PG&E, California Real Estate Commission and Fox lol

  163. Honestly that picture of Friday is more patriotic than all those AI pictures of Trump where he’s jacked riding an eagle and saving Jesus while there’s a military fly over in the background

  164. Goodnight. Wake me up in 7 hours please. If you see harby tell him that he looks like a man

    1. Night bro. I need to go do dishes now that dinner is done anyway.

  165. Best part about it is that unlike the new crappy Ass Ass In Creeds, this one wasn’t turned to useless lootbox based rpg bullshit. Instead they focused and fleshed out the combat and added more combat styles. The enemies aren’t sword sponges that absorb all the damage from your weightless swings of a weapon

  167. Honestly, everyone was flipping out about Trump posing with Jesus but I was just wondering why the fuck the AI put a military flyover for him performing a healing miracle lol. To be honest, it’s very on brand.

    1. Probably going to the art museum so I can reenact Ferris Bueller again

    2. White Sox? Nice. You get to see the best Japanese player since Ohtani. He’s been destroying major league pitching.

      1. I’m sorry I’m such a baseball autist that this was my response lol

  169. LLol Np. So do the Sox actually have a chance for once? Not that I care as much as a fake Cubs fan

    1. No, they’re still pretty fucking awful. They just have bright spots now instead of the bright spot being a train headlight.

      1. CCool I can make fun of my friend that invited me out then

      1. I saw that you were also one of the few who liked the Mario Galaxy movie like me. Maybe it's the fact we dgaf about the game to begin with

        1. Lol there's a chance of that. I think seeing it with my buddies helped a lot since we have the same sense of humor. Every time Luigi said some Charlie Day coded shit I just pictured Charlie debating the morality of killing rats in my head. That JPEG of slippy killed me too

        2. No, it’s that both of you have a low bar for movies and that’s “I didn’t wanna play Russian Roulette with a full cylinder”

          2. I def have a low bar for movies but I still have a threshold between "it was fine" and "that was a fun time"

  171. My hair is getting long again and I started parting it like Jay from RLM. Thank god I can’t grow a beard or I’d be turning into a hipster.

  172. I didn’t do it on purpose, I just did it and then they uploaded and I was like “oh no”

  176. I’m a closet Cubs fan because when I was a kid, there were only ever the local games on TV except WGN had the Cubs games and they’d always be on right when I got home from school.

    1. I almost wonder if they're as popular as they are because of all the Chicago adjacent media in the 80s and 90s despite how long it took em to actually win

    1. YYeah I kinda expected it after they announced the funding cut

      1. how and why does the man need so much money to make yet another game in now-not-Kamurocho. Mfer might know the layout and source code to that place by heart

        1. PProbably Because he had to bill from scratch, plus I imagine hiring known actors doesn't help

          1. I mean, so does Yakuza. I think Ken Watanabe is the only Japanese person who hasn't appeared… yet

  179. IDK if I’m growing gray early or if my hair is turning platinum blonde again from being able to actually go outside.

    1. Nice. Will be very curious how the ending will hit for you lol

  182. I don't know why so much garbage gets hundreds of millions in funding but developers with pretty good commercial track records can't

    1. Because gaming has become hyper capitalized by people who are way too out of touch to understand what people want. How fucking hard is it to make a video game that’s 10-12 hours long? It didn’t use to be

  184. Games are all shit now because it’s like these execs get amnesia and forget they can’t chase every trend because it takes half a decade to make a game now

    1. I don't know how they've forgotten that a diverse portfolio is the best way to be risk averse. They can try to make those, but they need to balance it out

      1. I think most publishers are actually going in this direction to compete with the diversity offered by Roblox but the portfolio is going to be AI generated.

        1. IIn Which case not learning the lesson and making it worse. Most big games already feel too derivative

    2. Apparently Halo scrapped their Battle Royale to make an extraction shooter that's going to launch alongside the next game in UE5

  185. GTA 6 is supposedly also going to be a Roblox like and that's why it's taking so long. They're saying it'll turn people into millionaires.

  186. So yeah my takes on the picks after sleeping on it:

    Reese was a steal. Was supposed to be taken by the Jets/Cards as a pure Edge rusher but fell to us. Got arguably the best player in the draft. Not to mention it fills a need at off ball LB. Lining him up next to Edmunds and switching him out with Thibs Carter and Burns is gonna be insane. I thought Styles was a possible pick but Reese is flat out the better LB between the two

    Mauigoa I’ll admit I was shook taking him because I really wanted Downs. But the pick was smart. Arguably best OL in the draft, we’re plugging him at RG, and has OT flexibility. Great long term pick and as much as it sucks seeing Downs in Dallas, it’s more important protecting Dart.

    Overall we got two guys who were probably top 5 overall with 5 and 10. Can’t complain at all. I’m expecting DT or CB in round 2

    1. I try to tell you my guy. This was a classic Harbough draft to bolster the trenches. You guys getting Reese was fucking highway theft.

      1. Oh I wasn’t upset with Reese at all. I can’t believe the Titans went Tate

        1. Me either. He’ be a good player but they need BPA everywhere but QB lol

  187. I think I'll pick up Pragmata after finishing Cold Steel 4 and maybe reverie. Got a gamestop card I need to use up

  188. IIt's Very nice not feeling the need to pick up a game btw, I'd drowned too much in shit I felt obligated to play

    2. Agreed. I’m just working through backlog stuff and it’s way better than caring about whatever new games come out

      1. I'll definitely be making some exceptions, but that need to keep up is way too taxing. Don't want to do that shit again

        1. I tried telling you, glad you managed to break from it, I know it’s not easy for you

    1. Just one I think but the last one was a complete failure and they basically gave them away for free at one point. I'm not sure how this one is much better though.

    2. AAlso I know steam isn't known for being colorful but I miss when controllers had crazy colors and especially the buttons

  191. Roblox likes are games as a platform where players act as the developers in exchange for a cut of the sales.

  192. Shank asking if I’m 200 pounds yet. If I put on 60 pounds of muscle I’d be fucking shredded lol

      1. That would be impossible my frame wouldn’t support that and gaining twice my weight in muscle I’d look like a Machoke lol.

          2. I was gonna make a Steiner math post with satty stuff but was too hard

  193. I am for real going to get the powders and stuff tomorrow and start working out Monday, I’ve just been way too busy helping my grandpa this week.

          1. Sometimes I’ll randomly mention something and the person I’m saying that too is like oh I had those or oh I did that/saw that recently

          2. I did this earlier. I just don’t know if I should call her my girlfriend yet. Like, we’re taking things pretty slow. Which is ok with me.

  199. It’s crazy the Black Flag remaster/remake looks exactly like how I remember the game in my mind.

    This looks amazing with genuine qol improvements

  200. Best part about it is that unlike the new crappy Ass Ass In Creeds, this one wasn’t turned to useless lootbox based rpg bullshit. Instead they focused and fleshed out the combat and added more combat styles. The enemies aren’t sword sponges that absorb all the damage from your weightless swings of a weapon

    1. I mean the RPG bullshit isn't the only problem with the new ones lol. The real question is how it actually plays and if it introduces any goofy equipment system that effectively acts the same way as the RPG games. Reminder that mirage exists and it was considered pretty meh

        1. You say that now, doesn't mean it won't potentially have those problems. I won't be convinced until I play it. Props to them for fixing the tailing missions at least

        2. Also this is arguably a more lazy cashgrab because it's a remake of a game that holds up pretty well already

  205. Harby only is on when I'm asleep or have to leave. imma cry

  208. I was going to get my hair cut but I’ve been styling it different and the neighbor said she likes it so now I’m suffering from success.

  209. My ONLY fear about bulking up a bit would be it changing my golf swing but it’s not enough for it to be an excuse.

  210. The Japanese otaku's hatred for foreign anime fans is completely justified. These people think it's unreasonable for a mangaka to ask them to actually pay for their books.

    1. Casuals ruin everything. Once something becomes mainstream it usually goes to shit. A bunch of normies discovered ASMR porn and now 90% of the posts are the same “step-cest” or humiliation fetish dogshit as normal porn

  214. Nothing makes me hate humanity more than seeing people defend piracy. I know no one cares but I get physically heated and feel sick.

    2. It is goofy to defend something you're really not legally obligated to have. I think people have gotten too comfortable having every available piece of media at their fingertips.

      Like I got into anime via piracy, but I'm not gonna defend that site lol

      1. It's the constant begging for validation (often from similarly poor artists) that gets me. They can't just take the free thing and move on they need to be morally exonerated as well because they're not even willing to pay in guilt.

    1. Harby- “This looks cool”

      Karma- “Yeah kill yourself. Actually die if you enjoy this”

    2. No. I was bullying Ubisoft, harby forgives too easily

      1. see that's bully logic. Be nice to harby. Bullying companies is fine tho

    3. I think he has a point sort of because Mirage demonstrated Ubisoft is no longer has the technical expertise to make a game on par with AC4 but I'm pretty sure they're so lazy they'll borrow as much from the original as they can so there's no need to worry. It'll still be the game the rapists who were in charge back then delivered.

        1. To be fair I was exaggerating there. The director only got fired for sleeping with fans who didn't know he was married.

          2. Oh no it was everywhere. They lost so much more important staff post MeToo which is why both quality and output fell off a cliff afterwards.

      2. Lol. But yeah, it will probably be good solely because it will borrow all of that. I am just highly suspicious because so many games now have garbage game feel despite the animations looking alright

  219. This morning I was walking with my cousin and there was 4 guys on the park basketball court and one of them was a middle eastern dude in a turban and I said to my Cousin “Inshallah your ankles will be broke” and he laughed lol

      1. Yeah, brother I’m a minority here lol. But that’s ok. I love the culture here. But yes, I see people walking past my house in burqas all the time.

    1. Joke's on you, I just helped someone and got glowing praise

      1. So you helped someone just to make me look dumb therefore bullying me. My god. 5D chess here

    1. asian american show starring steven yuen its like parasite but with road raging korean americans. I thought it started okay but theres so much weird stuff that didnt need to be there.

    2. Beef is the culinary name for meat from cattle (cows, bulls, steers). It is a nutrient-dense red meat, high in protein, iron, zinc, and vitamin B12. As a major agricultural product, it is produced globally through various farming methods—such as grass-fed or grain-fed—and is consumed as steaks, roasts, and ground meat.

    4. Oh I'm sorry I thought you were talking about the TV show I forgot about your trying new food thing my bad

      1. II need Like 9 health items and an upgrade for my moves. I wanna double jump

  229. Karmaaa when does the story in Persona 3 start? Ive already finished over 40 levels and nothing has happened yet.

    1. What month are you on? It doesn't really ramp up until like July

      1. I'm in mid May I've been playing for hours already so I thought it was strange

        1. This is a 60 to 80 hour game dude, it takes a bit lol. You're in the beginning

  231. My cousin is really trying to get me to gamble on baseball again. I’m adamantly telling him no but he’s like “dude we could so easily win like 20 bucks here and there”

    I’m not doing this. Doing it once out of ego to prove I could do it was a mistake

      1. This is a fucking stupid movie plot tbh. But I already told him I’m not gonna do it even if I can.

    2. Just tell him what to bet on that way you would prevent him from losing money (since he would always win) and you could keep gambling without actually gambling

    1. He doesn't even post hot Vietnamese insta thots any more. They made my boy so bluepilled

      1. I might stop watching he hasn't even starting working out and becoming a sigma. instead he's baking cinnamon rolls like a cuck soy boy

    1. There's an entire subway station smells like cinnamon rolls because for some reason the only store just sells cinnamon rolls but I'm worried there might be rats or something

    2. I legit did make them for us last night. Not from scratch of course but I would if I had time.

      1. If there was a place that sold them I'd buy some. Closest to one here is tac9 bells cum balls

  236. Sattys Canon name is satty ichinose. Karma is karma C harger.

  237. Cryme tyme are a very underrated tag team. They deserved a tag team title run. RIP Shad Gaspard. He died a hero.

  238. There's apparently a leaked Minas Tirith lego. Guess I'm gonna be dropping $600 on lego again

  242. RRed White and blue punisher skull on a car. Satty would lose it

    1. The sure sign somebody has several DV charges on the rap sheet.

  243. Anyone have a pirate site I can use to watch TV shows on?
    Ideally one that won't give me a virus

  245. Fuck the Texans. McDonald was one spot away from falling to us. Why do they need more Dline lmao

  246. I’m not educated enough to know if Stukes is a good pick but he has elite physicals and was a highly rated Cover safety which we badly need so I’m cool.

  247. I don't know why anime can't talk about anything directly (they heavily allude to this character being autistic but there's no such thing as an anime about autism) but I think the subtlety really elevates the medium. It's almost never hamfisted.

  248. I don't know how I'm going to play Persona 3 for 70 hours. It'll take me months but I like finishing them as fast as possible so I can get it over with.

  252. It's so weird how they just casually name drop Mad Max Fury Road in this anime. Are they going to be talking about the MCU next?

    1. Bro you cant rip on Steelers QBs when you a Raiders Fan. Same thing for me as a Bears fan. Even though Caleb Williams is a future hall of famer.

      1. Ken Stabler dude. He’s a 2 time champ and was one of the best of his era. But that’s it. It’s fucking barren my guy.

        1. Its rough bro. Thats why us Chicago fans are so excited for Caleb. Been waiting my whole life to see a great QB.

          2. And before you say it, no I don’t think he’ll be as good/better than Caleb.

          3. I dont ever wanna doubt anyone, I hope he plays the best of his potential. That being said, go Ice Man!

  256. Harby should be the punisher for Halloween and his brother should be Daredevil

  258. Im pretty content with our first pick at Dillon Thieneman. We have a take away defense and I think he fits just right. I can see him making alot of explosive and fast plays. I trust Ben Johnson and this Organization with their decisions.

    1. He was a great pick for you IMO. Granted, I’m not a scout but he looked good

  260. Also, I can make fun of the Steelers because they draft a mid QB every fucking year. We just sign dogshit QB’s.

        1. I gotta go with Obi Wan too. His defensive style is so badass and my man literally defeated Darth Vader

  263. Matt Stovers ROTS is very very good writing. I recccomend to everyone.

  265. Yeah, I’m watching something else. Trash fucking defending from Palace. The one game they look open is of course the Liverpool game fucking cunts.

  266. God that felt good. Munoz can go snap both his kneecaps the cunt

  267. The Steam Controller seems fine for controlling your PC but I cant imagine actually playing any mouse heavy games with two trackpads without destroying your thumbs

  269. Isak was such an unnecessary, awful signing from Liverpool. Dude is pulling out of every duel, he doesn’t give a fuck.

    1. I don't know if you can still say he was unnecessary after what happened to Ekitike

      1. He has less PL goals than De Ligt and De Ligt is apparently dead. So I guess it can’t be too good of a signing.

      2. Buying one “seemingly) injury prone striker and buying another very injury probe striker as a backup for 120 million is completely unnecessary.

  270. Why can't Nintendo do multiplayer? The new Tomodachi Life looks so good but there's no multiplayer

  272. He didn’t even get touched and just threw himself once he saw the ball ricochet off him. That was absolutely simulation, he tried to trick the ref by going down because he knows they’ll call a pen on 90% of tackles like that in the box.

    1. He jumps over the tackle and gets clipped in it. Sati you are fucking blind. He also didn’t call for a pen or anything.

      It can both not be a pen and not be a dive. Idiot

  274. Danso is single handidly going to get Spurs relegated. How on earth have they spent 45 million on him. And Van Der Venn is the most overhyped defender ever. If he’s not fucking up and blaming teammates he’s snapping his hamstring.

  276. to top it off, the local town club from the town I lived in (next to Brighton) won the Conference South and it's now in the Conference National <3

  277. If Spurs had De Zerbi right after Thomas Frank, they’d be fine. Why they went with Tudor when he has almost no good experiences as a manager is so stupidnn

  278. So happy for Isak but yet another game where Slotball can’t get the ball to him once. It was Macca’s awful shot that worked as a pass here. Amazing first touch and even better finish

  282. I know McCoy has injury concerns but he is a legit first round talent we got in the late 4th round.

  284. Lol, we had to watch some dogshit performance of sweet home Alabama instead of the raiders pick. Fuck the NFL for real. Our pick got announced during the commercial. Fucking cunts.

  285. More secondary? I’m ok with this pick because I watch every Cal game and Masses is fucking dawg.

  287. Genuinely feels like every TE in the country is getting drafted lol

  288. Happy with the Giants draft. Hood was a steal and Fields looks awesome

    1. I don’t know if Hood was a “steal” that’s about where everyone had him going lol

      1. He had a good chance of getting picked late in the first. I think they said he had like a 16% chance of falling to the 2nd

  289. Our sub is full of fucking retards. Literally begging for Jerar Encarnacion to get at bats so he can strike out. Fucking dumb cunts. Encarnacion is slugging .178 as a “power hitter” JHL since April 12th is hitting .550.

  290. Our sub is full of fucking retards. Literally begging for Jerar Encarnacion to get at bats so he can strike out. Fucking dumb cunts. Encarnacion is slugging .178 as a “power hitter” JHL since April 12th is hitting .550.

  291. Our sub is full of fucking retards. Literally begging for Jerar Encarnacion to get at bats so he can strike out. Fucking dumb cunts. Encarnacion is slugging .178 as a “power hitter” JHL since April 12th is hitting .550.

  292. Embarrasing series for Ottawa. 1/20 on the PP this series is rough

  293. Didn't feel like getting out of bed and knowingly missed out on breakfast burritos this morning.
    I did it to myself, but damn I wanted one.

  296. I liked this draft a lot. Addressed every need and went big on the places we needed help the most (secondary and O-line)

    Kinda wish we took a nose tackle like 4th or 5th round but oh well.

    1. Imma be real I imagine a nose tackle is like attacking with your nose

      1. I mean, you’re lined up right over the ball so you basically just dive forward lol

        1. II Like mine where they dive in and headbutt them with their nose

      1. Hell, even if he doesn’t play until 2027, you take that risk in the 4th. Only around 11% of 4th round picks last more than their rookie contract anyway so it’s stupid not to take a top 20 talent with an extra 4th.

  300. Karma should let me use his IP so I can make an animated series for nick called karma the cat who could drive

  301. I decided a nose tackle is when you tackle someone just so you can boop them on the nose 👃

  309. We got the Michigan kicker. I'm happy we actually took special teams seriously this offseason for once

    1. Same. Our special teams especially returning was fucking dookie last year. Benson is a stud returner.

  310. Best moment of the draft was watching Steelers fans melt down about drafting another mid ass QB with too high a pick

  311. Trump is just blatantly manipulating betting results because his family owns most of Kalshi. Literal fucking money laundering in plain sight. It’s insane Kalshi is even a fucking thing.

  312. +9200 on Kalshi that Trump didn’t speak tonight at the correspondents dinner. Literally stealing money for Baron’s Kalshi haul. Such a fucked up country.

  313. Dunkey’s Denver to the finals pick is looking like brilliant foresight right now.

  314. Maga Charizard without spoilers what do you hate about steins gate

  315. My cousin is now trying to get me to talk about baseball in a way that I give him gambling picks without knowing it.

      1. He literally asked me “You think the Pirates can score 3 or more on Mizerowski” and I said “No, they’re absolutely terrible against lefties so far this year.”

        And he said “Yeah, that’s cool” then I realized like 10 seconds later what he was doing.

    1. The worst part was I ENDED UP BEING RIGHT. Like I’m scared how good I am at it lol

        1. This really is the plot of the movie. Like it’s a comedy where the second act is me giving in and getting everybody in trouble with the Yakuza.

  317. Satty fighting the baseball gambling is the best DP storyline in like 4 seasons

    1. The neighbor subplot is nice. DKs arc of losing his medicaid feels like a rehash of him almost being homeless last year. When is DK getting a love interest? Like satty is getting all the character development

  318. Fucking Bet MGM is gonna be calling to me like the Green Goblin Mask

  321. Maga Charizard is probably against it since she hates donkeys

  322. I mean I still give the Nuggets a decent chance to come back down 3-1 because the Wolves lost DiVincenzo and Ant but it’s not looking good yo

  329. Playing Trails and, I love how the evil force or whatever in this game possesses you but just makes you commit real estate fraud lmao. Like no taking over the world or making itself powerful, you’re just gonna commit petty theft and arson.

    1. You're like 6"3 aren't you?

      You could totally manage 200lb.

      1. You really think I can put on 60 pounds of muscle? That’s crazy lol. I would be crazy shredded

        1. Obviously it would take a while but sure. I'm only like 6" maybe 6"1 at most and I'm over 180 now and don't look massive and I have a similar natural build to you.

  330. Conservatives cried wolf one too many times. They need a new slant besides “attempted assassination” Again, +9800 odds on Kalshi of him not speaking. How much money did Baron and Kushner just make. The fucking “PrEdIcTiOn MaRkEtS” are some truly dystopian Black Mirror shit. Nobody is buying this garbage any more.

  334. If you actually believe this shit is real you deserve to get water boarded tbh

  335. Anyway, today is gonna be a nice calm Sunday. I’m gonna plant my tomatoes.

  336. JHL is kind of a streaky heater but my god when he gets hot he gets fucking blazing hot.

    1. I never thought I'd see this from them in the playoffs they've been good for so long

      1. Haven’t they been underachieving for years with this team? Or are you being sarcastic.

        1. No but still before last season they pretty much always made the playoffs

      2. They were always first round exits this year. They really aren't that good. Its Swayman standing on his head while Pasta and Geekie carry the offense

      1. The Celtics are ok only because of tradition but still fuck them.

  342. Bruins absolutely winning next game and then getting fucking shelled in front of their home crowd.

  344. Bailey has to have the worst xBABIP in the league. He hits the ball hard every at bat right at somebody.

  349. Not saying I should be a GM but they called up everybody in the bullpen I said to call up and now our bullpen is nails so…

    1. His nicknames are “The Finnish Flash” “Helsinki MJ” and “The Sauna”

        1. Lol, it was a play on The Flash which was Dwayne Wade’s nickname

          1. I mean you know why I like it lol. I imagined the flash buy in Finnish flag colors

  351. NGL, The Sauna would go hard as a nickname if you were a microwave scorer lol

    1. Fuck, I forgot that was his nickname lol. I thought I was being clever. He was one of my favorite players as a kid too. But tbf, he didn’t have that nickname when he was on the Sharks.

    1. I love remixes of songs in other games/systems’ soundfonts. It’s so funny to me for some reason

  358. Oh DK, I was gonna say, I’m replaying X8 and I actually am enjoying it a lot.

    1. They’re genuinely better letting Maxey and Edgcome say “fuck it we ball” while Paul George Aura farms middies every 10 possessions.

  362. Why does Axel’s VA read every line like he also has to wait for the text box to scroll lmao

  363. The east in the NBA is so mid tbh. It really should come down to the Knicks or Celtics

  364. Boston’s shooting differentials are absolutely wild. If they shoot 3’s poorly they just get insta blown out, but if they're hot from 3 it’s like everyone got possessed by Kobe.

    1. Its terrorist basketball and everything everyone hates about the NBA

  365. Boston’s shooting differentials are absolutely wild. If they shoot 3’s poorly they just get insta blown out, but if they're hot from 3 it’s like everyone got possessed by Kobe.

  367. Brother, how do you make a roster in 2026 with this bad of shooting lol

  369. The Rockets legit haven’t scored a single point that wasn’t a dunk lmao

  373. I'm playing Resident Evil 4 and I should've played it on PC so I can install the Ada voice mod. But my PC is ancient.

      1. “We had a man on the inside of course. Vadee new the delivery schedules like the back of his hand. He let us in right when the new shipments of AMD’s came in. All we needed was somebody who could assemble the parts.”

      2. Raid data centers because they're the reason PC is even more expensive these days

    2. RE4 Ada is the hottest character model in any video game. The Qipao skin? Lord help me for my sins.

    2. Yeah, if she had a hot voice or like a slight accent I think I would have died of exhaustion from jorkin it

  376. Exactly plus they're poisoning and killing the people we'd actually be heroes stopping data centers

    1. They tried putting a data center near my mom’s house and it got tagged with graffiti literally every single day lol.

      1. I hate we live in the lamest dystopia. Like not a single cool thing. We even have Nintendo selling virtual boy shells. Worst timelines

  377. Probably also why they denied us Plague Mask Ada. Too many people would die from STRAIGHT JERKIN IT

    1. Same. I’ve never gotten it. He’s like if Jokic had less scoring ability, no vision and was a huge bitch.

    1. I am trying to have a girlfriend ok, I can’t be on here like “check out these stacked Vietnamese girls I found”

        1. Which probably had Asian girl asmr. Friends to lover sex stories etc

  386. Satty probably doesn't even extend his pinky when he jorks it now

  390. Stephen Miller using his pregnant wife as a meat shield is truly the most on brand thing I’ve ever seen.

  391. Stephen Miller using his pregnant wife as a meat shield is truly the most on brand thing I’ve ever seen.

  392. Dunkey in a tournament arc would be peak. Then he'd have to fight his son

    1. Karma may cry 5 is so overrated. I think kmc was better but not as good as kfc

      1. 2D Mario Kart in general is extremely meh. None of the Handheld ones until DS or the console ones prior to 64 are worth playing

  396. I once interviewed for this software developer job around 2-3 years ago and it was a joke. They'd pay you only $15 an hour which was lower than where I started off at my current retail job, and expected you to work overtime every day. Also, heard management wouldn't help you with any issues at all, and even after hiring you you had to go through this 9 week sink or swim process where you'd work on this vague assignment and make a presentation on it at the end of the week. And they'd still just fire you at a moments notice for no reason. Jobs like that shouldn't even be bothered with

  399. …….. I've been having these dark thoughts. These really, really dark thoughts.

  400. This fake death move just reminds of the previous better seasons when Ragnar pulled the same move to conquer Paris

    That was such a goated episode and finale. They had all the main characters, his wife, son, all the close friends go to the casket to say their long heartfelt goodbyes, then his last wish was to get a christian funeral which was totally believable because he had come to that faith too through Athelstan and his friendship with the king of Wessex and then at the funeral bro jumps from the casket to conquer the whole city after nothing in the entire season could breach it. He had told no one, they all thought he was ded af. Man was built different.

  401. My cousin has Mondays off now and he asked me to come hang out while my grandpa is at dialysis and when I get over he slaps 20 bucks in my hand and I go “you don’t owe me for anything?”

    And he said “I won 40 bucks gambling kn stiff from just getting you to talk about baseball, there’s your cut.”

    But I made him delete the account because neither of us are doing this. But I guess I can’t tell him not to bet based on things I say lol.

      1. To be fair, Raffy Devers 15 or more putouts at 7700 is a fucking crazy pull by me. I’m actually good at it lol.

  402. Why would some random fam go sail with their small ass boat close to dino waters

  406. Would you rather take a perpetual shit that never ends, or projectile vomit whenever you use a word with more than 3 syllables/ someone else uses one with 4?

    3. the latter obviously. you can just move to china and be fine because words in mandarin only have two syllables.

  407. Me and my cousin watched that when I visited one time and we basically did Mystery Science Theater 3000 commentary. I just remember him cracking when I said “Hey not British girlfriend, you wanna rent the house that everybody in town says is haunted?”

  409. The Aaron Nola contract never made sense to me and now it might be the second worst contract in the majors (behind Trae Turner who is also on the Phillies) his velo was down the year he got paid and now his arm is completely done. He’s throwing enough meatballs to feed all of Italy this year.

    1. I usually eat breakfast outside on the days that my grandpa has dialysis and this morning Henry tried to steal a piece of my bacon when I went inside to grab my coffee. I let him have it because it was already in his mouth but I was like “You fucker.”

      1. Reminds me of my childhood cat angel, he stole my sister's chicken and ate it in the bathroom

  415. He also stuck his head right in my coffee but he pulled his head back like “eh does not like”

      1. I actually do like Vietnamese coffee lol. But not what I’m drinking

    1. Busy with both me and the gf moving together and before that my parents moving as well

  417. New Maul episodes were so good. The show is so fucking good with the minor details in the animation. The 2 inquisitors jumping through a water fall and the water dripping and vaporizing on the lightsabers was just 👨🏼‍🍳🤌🏻🤌🏻

    This is also the only time with Fallen Order where the inquisitors are genuinely intoimidating and have what the kids call aura.

    Also the look into Maul’s psyche through the vision flashbacks in the duststorm of the second episode was ahmazingh

        1. I agree. He was even comparing it to the mandalore arc in S7 which I haven't seen either but I'm never going to take the inquisitors seriously.

          1. Inquisitors when done right are a really terrifying addition to the empire

          4. TeTechnically his artist formerly known as goldust looks were worse but they were supposed to be weird. Black reign he thought was cool because he was going through a bad time period and was messed up

  421. Wwe still sends me emails using my dead cats name. The free trial of Wwe network in his name all those years ago is why

  423. Sati did you see Spurs seeked a psychologist to heal the players’ minds

    1. They should spend that money somewhere else. Like a fullback who can actually defend. Or an owner who isn’t a total cuck

          1. Seven lasted one segment. They had Dustin say look at this crap they have me doing

  425. Jim Ratcliffe being anti-Immigrant while all his employees except Luke Shaw and Harry Maguire are immigrants and while he lives in Monaco is certainly a choice. Oh wait, he’s an “ex-pat” because he’s white

    1. To be fair Ratcliffe sounds Norman and Monaco is French anyway but I guess that would make him an immigrant in England?

      1. He’s English but he lives in Monaco which is a principality in France so yes, he’s an immigrant at his house in France which is his main residence.

    1. I think it's pretty underrated since no one played it because x7

  427. My prediction for the Braves winning the NL East this year is looking absolutely amazing rn lol

      2. Its like they combined the Wii U Pro controller with the Wii U tablet

  432. I guess there's a reason no one else ever made a controller shaped like that before

    1. He wasn’t a visionary, we had the biggest youtuber in the world filming people who committed suicide and released it without even caring. The world has been like this way longer than James Gunn has been a good writer.

      2. Probably the cruise to stockholm again. Those ships are nasty without looking like it

      3. Probably the cruise to stockholm again. Those ships are nasty without looking like it

  435. Glad we picked up Hemby as an UDFA. Probably won’t make the team but I think he has some potential. He really popped in the playoffs.

  437. I’m gonna watch Vikings. One of these days I will finish this show.

    1. Karma would have beat the entire collection by the time I beat X8

          2. “Burn to the ground? No Capcom, it is YOU who will burn to ash!”- Karma as he draws his sword

  443. I’m either going to have the greatest nostalgia of all time for Stein’s Gate or it’s going to be bittersweet and unwatchable for me lol

    1. Dub or sub btw? I'm guessing not dub because it's available like nowhere

  444. We need to go back to posting Chill VGM every nigght. We’re almost at 600

      1. Me and the neighbor and my cousin were hanging out last night and she was asking what The Boys was about because she has never seen it and I was explaining it and I said I watched until S3 and haven’t watched anything since. My cousin said “which is funny because he loves Karen Fukuhara and she’s a main character past S3.” And I said “I prefer really not to… Not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble. And I don’t want to be in big trouble”

        1. lol
          Also it’s so weird she talks now.

          But at least you got to witness the great Herogasm

          1. For a second I thought you meant his neighbor just started talking

          2. I heard through the grapevine she just makes sex jokes now and it hurts my soul.

      1. I love that the Minion Lore is that they always follow the most evil person in the world except when they were conveniently frozen from 1939-1945. Concerning

        1. I bet it's a pr thing and they actually were nazis because they reported seeing gremlins on planes. What else could they be

      2. I love that the Minion Lore is that they always follow the most evil person in the world except when they were conveniently frozen from 1939-1945. Concerning

  448. I hope harbys girlfriend starts talking but just to make sex jokes

    1. I love the lore drop that Harby was dating a mute girl this whole time lmao.

  450. Well now he ded af

    All the good characters are gone soon and there’s 8 episodes left at least

    1. It’s amazing for the first 3 seasons and the rest are still good but they got bought by Netflix and those seasons are over long and drag out

        1. In this modern society we aren’t allowed to think anymore so I asked Chat gpt and it says

          Vikings is a gritty historical drama about Norse warriors, exploration, power struggles, and family legacy. It follows the rise of Viking society as characters pursue ambition, face betrayal, wage wars, and encounter clashes between cultures and beliefs. While inspired by history and legend, it’s really driven by political intrigue, survival, and personal relationships. Think epic battles mixed with character drama, not a documentary.

      1. He has blue eyes, is over 6 feet, has a girl and a big dick. So he is winning

  454. Like he had 8 unassisted putouts which is crazy for one game lol. It was a complete anomaly I guessed by just looking at the pitcher’s groundball rate

  456. TTo Be clear I said satty has a girl and a big dick not a girl with a big dick

  458. Sesko was by far the best striker signing of the season besides Ekitike.

  459. @Harbinger_12:disqus should watch Vinland Saga. The first season is about the Danish conquest of England.

      1. I hated it at first because the amount of garbage shounen anime tropes undermines the legitimately great story but I got over it and they repeatedly go out of their way to maintain historical accuracy

        1. The neighbor likes it so IDK. I just thought the characters looked cool lol

  460. Bruno breaking the assist record against Liverpool.

    I will be there no matter what

  461. Luke Shaw has been the only player to start every PL match this season. What the actual fuck is this timeline lmao

      2. How dare Hunter Hates Hanoi release a cute Japanese girl on my watch

  467. I’m watching Jurassic World Rebirth finally for my gurl ScarJo.

    My expectations are not high, but there is no way it can be worse than the previous ones, right…?

    1. It’s less iutwardly bad than the other ones plus Scarjo is running around a jungle in a tank top so it’s a 4/10

      2. This one has a genuinely good premise that could have made for epic horror like moments but I’m fully aware they butchered the execution

    2. The real jurassic park world rebirth was the friends we made along the way

      1. Plastic wrapper got sucked in by a door’s ventilation and that’s why the whole thing malfunctions and dinos get lose

  469. Why is she watching her friend get devoured by the dino through the door instead of running. It could easily get through the door and eat you too

    1. SShe didn't really consider her a friend and wanted her to die. The extended cut explains it

        1. IIn The extended cut he is a she. The theatrical version changes a lot from the book

  471. Idea jurassic Park but they make a Park of people from 1996

    1. I bet he’s in that Hand scene. But I want my Spidey films to be about Spidey

  473. Bro I would not even for a 7 digit number paycheck go to dino island of experients gone wrong

    1. 10 digits and you can have 20 people killed. Plus a bacon cheeseburger

  474. ”Nobody cares about these animals anymore”
    Yeah because your movies have been shit

  478. Bro is a half vampire who kills vampires. It’s really hard sati

  479. Every time I see Ed Skrein I’m sad he didn’t stay as Daario Naharis however you spell the name with the ’s. The other guy has zero aura

    2. Replace the skr in his name and add a G and he has the same name as the killer Ed gein

  482. These guys about to be eaten and some survive and be an annoyance for the rest of the movie

      1. No it was the slower emotional light motif not the main theme

  490. We’re getting results but if we stick with Carrick this club is not serious.

  494. Harby, you and your family don’t go on weeks long sail boating trips in international waters?

  495. OOmg Harby luminous avenger 2 is on sale. You gotta send me 10 dollarydoos for it

      1. He was gonna die but a flying dino swooped in to eat the raptor that was gonna jump him

  497. Harby should take his girlfriend to see the sheep detectives

  500. I’m actually enjoying the main plot but this family side stuff is painful

      1. The t rex should have. Plot armor was hilarious levels of strong

          1. They should have died 10 times to that t rex in that sequence

  505. These are supposed to be the good parts. But nerd survives falling from a cliff because he hits all the leaves and then falls to a small water puddle

  508. And eats the family whole. They can leave the hot chick though

  514. There were genuinely solid moments and entire sequences with the main crew but every single family scene was painfully cringe and you could not in anyway suspend your disbelief in those scenes. And the mutant dino at the end was stupid.

    it’s still 5/10 because of those good moments which makes it better than the last 2 which were just bs the entire way through

    1. SSo They were the Russian family from justice league but worse. What did the mutant dino do?

      1. Eat a helicopter and the dick evil person of the crew. But it was stupid looking and attracted to light for some reason. Left the entire crew alone for Blade because he had a torch

        1. But couldn’t even eat Blade shoulder deep in water apparently

    1. The developers died because they were attracted to light and walked into a fire

  520. If I had a dollar for every time a cop show said the term “deep dive” i’d be rich enough to buy Twitter and permanently shut it down.

      1. Or how about Jurassic Multiverse. Universal would be dumb not to jump on that cashcow 10 years late

        1. A universe invades where dinosaurs evolved instead of humans

        2. Universal “Come on, there’s no way we plan out an entire shared universe with actors and their roles announced only for it to fold completely after a single movie twice right?”

          2. Dracula untold basically had the same ending of Lord of shadows

  523. My friend texted me to bring Sherbz back yo his house and he gave me like a nickle bag worth of weed and I said “Uou know, you don’t have to give me that every time I do this. I like Sherbz”

  527. I hate that they’re making a new mummy with the grandma, grandpa cast of the og

    Just do another epic Tom Cruise one

    1. I watched Mummy 2 last week and I was laughing at the straight up Final Fantasy 3 ass airship they have. That kind of magic cannot be recreated.

    2. The og is fuckinf awesome, half of the second one is fucking awesome and 3 is Uncharted 2 but way way way way worse

        1. Their (although the mom is recast) son from 2, now young adult, is the main character and falls in love with some girl from Shangri La or whatever that place was. There’s yeti playing hand egg

      2. I'I'd say 2 is generally awesome (including the legendary scorpion king). It just isn't the perfect summer blockbuster that Mummy 1 is

  528. I heard the game mummy demastered was actually a good game despite it being from that movie

  530. The Tom Cruise Mummy trailer with no sound still lives rent free in my head. Legitimately one of the fucking funniest things I’ve ever seen.

  531. Tom Cruise yelling “Argghhhhhh ahhhhhhhh” like he’s VA’ing death noises for a game will stay with me as long as I draw breath

      1. Then again, it was a Kurtzman production so there’s a good chance he just uploaded and said “fuck it, we ball”

  532. A large Part of me thinks they did it on purpose to engagement farm but it royally backfired because it just looks so bad.

  533. Russel Crowe coming in like Nick Fury in Iron Man was so peak

    1. AAnd They had the book of the dead in his office implying a shared universe with the 00s mummy

    2. When he showed up and was like “There’s an invisible man” I fucking stood up, weeping and clapping and pissing myself in the theater. I couldn’t believe how impactful him talking about the Wolfman was.

  535. today I found out that the guy who voices the announcer in Pokemon Stadium is the same guy who voices Bakura in Yugioh

    2. Maybe it was more of a 2 star movie but my brains don’t work the same way when Zendaya is on screen

          1. “You talk about women’s rights but what about women’s lefts”

  538. I would use harby as a shield because his abs can break bullets

    1. Who would win in a fight, 200 pound satty or Harby with 48 hours prep time?

      1. Harby with 48 hours of prep time. You give harby prep time and he can even beat karma

  539. Harby, it was a gross movie. It just sent the wrong message, and everybody was a terrible person in it. Except, actually, Zendaya

      2. like all that happens all movie long is her getting fucked for being honest and showcasing character growth.

  541. Battinson’s forehead vein got more and more prominent the more he was spiralling oit of control. It was very funny

  542. also, his coworker? Calling the police? Like literally no one in this movie acts with cohesion, and not even in a goofy comedy manner (I didn't laugh once in that shit)

    1. Leo it was very funny at times. The photographer talking about shooting the whole family (with the camera) after the previois night’s game was hilarious

  544. and I like cringe humor. Hell I rejoice watching Borat. But this was just cringe

  545. Next time maga Charizard asks what to watch tell her the drama. I'm curious what she thinks

  546. Real question is how did Karma give Jurassic Rebirth a 3 star rating

    2. Because as I said, him and Leo’s standards for a enjoying a movie are “I didn’t want to play Russian Roulette with a full cylinder while watching it”

    1. even though it absolutely solidified my disdain for Kate McKinnon, how the fuck does she have a career

      1. She’s not untalented. She’s just EXTREMELY type cast and her personality doesn’t really help.

  548. Reviewing movies my Grandpa watched Part 7 (I think)

    Kingdom of Heaven- The Director’s cut is very good. Great cast and visuals. Every Ridley Scott Movie is either an ambitious masterpiece or the most expensive flop you’ve ever seen 7/10

    Bohemian Rhapsody- Hey, what if we told the story of Queen except 90% of the details are wrong and also we made up the fact Bohemian Rhapsody was a big hit when it was critically trashed. At least Malik is pretty good as Freddie but that’s it. 5/10

    Rush Hour 3- God this movie is stupid. So fucking stupid. But they could never make me hate you. 6/10

  549. Also I watched Dark Phoenix for the firsttime the week before The Drama in our X-Men watchthrough.

    I know what a one star or below movie looks like and The Drama ain’t it my friends

    1. Seriously I will not see a worse movie this entire year, I guarantee you

      1. me neither. Nothing is worse than the Drama

        and my gf wants to see Michael

      1. Thor 4 already is even worse. It would have to outbeat that

        1. Watch the first 3 Thors first and Avengers movies. Then watch it. It is a fucking parody of itself.

          1. It is by far and wide the worst MCU movie ever created so far

  557. I will never rate RoS there because I only rate movies that I have watched while I have this user

      1. The Drama was good funny in parts. RoS is so bad you laugh at it because of how awful it is

        1. man I burst into laughter when a couple of girls in front of me were shipping #ReyLo after the kiss, but then he dies soon after

          they were inconsolable and I was Phoenix Joker-ing

  558. I used to have a baby sitter who was obsessed with Ghibli when I was a kid so I saw those movies very young.

    2. Harby you know how things work. If your girlfriend wants you to watch a shit movie with her, you watch a shit movie with her

    3. I don’t even get why you need a biopic about him. He didn’t really do that much interesting stuff outside of music. Besides potentially diddling kids which they won’t mention.

  560. I told everyone here that Love and Thunder was the jump the shark moment for the MCU. Having an ice cream place named after the Infinity Gauntlet is like naming a New York restaurant 9/11 burger.

  561. Taika is the only person I gave one star and five stars

    i ain't hearing otherwise, What We Do in the Shadows is pure perfection

    1. Which is why it’s funny he made Thor movies in the MCU. Because obviously the first person you go to for a massive multi billion dollar blockbuster is a guy who made an indie comedy that cost 15 bucks

  562. I saw spirited away in class before even knowing what anime was. This is how they indoctrinate children. Also I love Watamote.

    2. I never watched it because kids at school bullied me for liking anime but like they said ghibli is okay. They said it's anime but good. So young me never watched their movies outta spite. Adult me doesn't have the energy for spite but just never watched them

      1. try watching the non ghibli esque ones like the wind rises, when marnie (perfect for you), nausicaa and whisper of the heart

  563. Another Zendaya movie I wanna see is Challengers but it’s still nowhere free in Finland

    1. No, but you have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to think he wasn’t.

        1. It’s stupid to expect his estate which has tried to launder his image as best they could would allow it to be put in the movie

    1. Anno did its Wmd designs during the daikon iv days and thats he was chosen as the lead va in the wind rises

  571. KoH DC (and The Last Samurai to a lesser extent) is certified kino at this point because there hasn't been a better medieval epic since. "Good" ones like The King pale in comparison.

    1. Excuse me, you didn’t enjoy The Great Wall with known Chinese actor Matt Damon?

  572. I like the lore of what Spiffy has jerked off to in his youth

    3. My sexual awakening lore is NOT something you guys wanna know lol

    4. you weren't attracted to any pokemon characters? i thought that was normal theres so much fanfiction

        1. Was she in Gen 1? I've never seen her before. I think the other girl with the crop top was Mindy?

  576. The early 2000s were really good for film I think it's because studios wanted to cash in off of the success of Matrix and Star Wars and LOTR and Pixar. Nobody is making Master and Commander today.

    2. Someone truly awful has to be. Their first name is 2 names combined to 1

  580. Also Erika cutest gen 1 gym leader. Don’t hate on my narcoleptic queen.

  581. I will never accept goofy dating clarabelle like modern Mickey shows want

        1. there are levels to childhood jerk off lore we'll never even know of

  585. Pokemon's character designers were so good at their jobs how did they do it

  587. Her discription in Gen 1 is “She often falls asleep doing every day tasks like sitting down.”

    She just like me fr

  588. Harb my girlfriend doesn't do fantasy movies. She only watched Star Wars because I begged, and somewhat liked Back to the Future

    and I think she was just being nice because it is my favorite movie

    1. Mine loves fantasy just not high fantasy. She don’t fuck with scifi

    2. I hate you all for having girlfriends. Meanwhile I'm dying alone and getting eaten by cats

    3. Tell her to watch Mushoku Tensei. I really don't like fantasy either but its basically the only exception.

    1. her sister watches doramas. My girlfriend sticks to Colombian and Mexican stuff

  594. I’m so shocked she watched all the LOTRs with me.
    Just not extended 😤

    2. Him coming to do the dance in costume and make up for the mtv movie awards was peak

    1. I heard if new scary movie is a success they'll do part 2 of white chicks

  599. Fr diki we watched all the theatrcal lotrs almost back to back days. Then few days later RoTK extended came for a anniversary showing to theaters and my friend asked wanna go, and I was like hell yeah

    2. It’s gonna look so ugly after one drive and you look like some government dude

    1. I wanted to yell at a cat that almost hit me you shall not pass

  603. well I convinced her of watching Coyote vs. Acme when it comes out

    wasn't very enthusiastic on Street Fighter

    1. Tell her the American nightmare Cody Rhodes is in street fighter

  606. I also found out work allows black jeans. I need to buy them

  607. Coyote vs. Acme will be the anticapitalist magnum opus of this generation

  608. also, why was Street Fighter the movie to use 4 Non Blondes' song in the trailer, and not the He-Man one?

  609. I will lose my teeth but I'm going with the vomit one. I hate shitting

  613. “I can’t carry the ring for you Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you”

    Redbone plays

    2. They were roasting her for not having as thick of thighs as Chun Li like dudes, those anime ass proportions are not realistic.

      1. I bet they big mad they hid those thighs with tights too lol

  622. They don’t call me the satirical do what doesn’t bother you

  623. the only bad thing about going back more often to the movies is that EVERY SINGLE screening shows the Dune 3 trailer

    and god damn the wait is torturing me

  627. Whenever I see Honey I always say “Honey, I’m home.”
    And I usually get a yawn in my direction

  628. I can’t believe she watched Dune 1 didn’t much like it and then watched Dune 2 with me. She must really love me

    1. she saw me watching Dune 2 one day on TV and she was like "what the fuck is this nonsensical nerd shit"

      can't blame her

    1. SShit Gotta watch avatar first. Or harby make me eat eggs

    1. THE SMELL THOUGH IT MAKES ME RELIVE MY UNCLE PUKING IN MY CEREAL

  639. like, whenever they show the trailer for Mandalorian I feel painfully indifferent, but when the Dune trailer drops afterwards, I want to scream in hype

    1. I think Mando looks like really fun time in the second trailer. Star Wars hasn’t evoked that feeling for a while. But the first trailer was awful so who knows.

  640. The Expanse game is coming soonish though. Maybe that will ease the urge. Or that XCOM Star Wars rpg

  642. I'd never say this while he's on but I respect frank and think he's a good guy

    1. Let’s see if they can recapture the magic. At least they have so much comedic material from sequel trilogy

    1. My aunt got annoyed when I asked for more ketchup and she doused it in ketchup and made me eat the whole thing which is why the smell of ketchup and taste makes me sick

      1. My uncle puking into my cereal after cooking eggs was just a bad coincidence

    2. Tom downgrades wives in this movie. Fake or not, bad move bro

    4. Oh wait it wasn't just eggs. I had to eat an omelet because never had that

      1. I remember my goth friend was like how have you never had an omelet. Then said don't answer that

    2. Outrun in every game with a 2 billion pound squad is literally insanity.

  659. I don’t know what they do in training because it sure isn’t running

    1. Oh yeah they are somehow even worse. Also they are full of young people

    1. Do you think it'll be like the new Halloween movies and act like 2-all never happened?

  665. Literally how the fuck are you outrun in every game when you just bought 3 new Forwards and an entire midfield lol

  668. And they’re all like 19 too. Like actually what the fuck lmao

  676. I think Alien Romulus is the only movie I’ve reated 1
    Star or under so far.

    2. It’s not a 1/10 because I think the average MCU movie is already kinda mid for the most part.

    1. Be real with yourself and really think about if you think I saw that

  683. I only said that because I keep making typos because autocorrect

    1. The concept of Inquisitors is stupid. Why do you need a full force of trained force users to find the 2 fucking Jedi out there. It cannot be that important.

    1. Take these dumbass scenes out and this episode is literally 10/10 peak Star Wars. The season 2 finale was so amazing

  686. I also remember when the characters were arguing about which one of the frat bros from the party literally gashed the brick wall with claw marks??? And I was like “Damnit, you know how Bryson and Xander get when they drink.”

    1. Bryson watched inuyasha and did an iron reaver soul stealer

  687. Well sati turns out it’s more like fucking 20 jedi apparently

    1. Well yeah there’s like 2000 apparently just on Tattooine but Disney canon is fucking dumbo

    2. Best part of this is in Kenobi when another random jedi is Tatooine with Obi-Wan 😭

      God that show was ass

      1. “Man, there seems to be a lot of destined heroes on this one mostly desert planet”

  688. The joke about wwe right now being ads with some wrestling is accurate

  689. Should I record a video of me doing MST 3K commentary on some shitty/mid movie

  690. Diamonde is apparently 100 million euros. This market is so fucked

    1. Forest want 125 million for Elliot Anderson. These prices are so cooked dawg. Like for real, how is he worth that much

    2. This is exactly why the PL is fucking shit BTW. 100 million used to get you the best players in the world and then some. Now you get priced at 75 million for any winger who has a fucking pulse.

      1. It’s also the set piece anti football arteta has inspired with his zero trophies

        1. No it isn’t. It’s because in past, the bottom half of the table all fielded defenders who were literal dogshit.

          Nowadays, teams can find competent defensive players for relatively cheap. Wolves is not going down because they concede a crazy amount of goals. The teams that used to get relegated had defenders who never played a top flight game again in their career.

          I was watching a Harry Kane Bayern goal compilation, and yeah he’s world fucking class but the defending in the Bundesliga is truly horrific. Literally half his goals he floats i. The box between 4 guys and wins the header unmarked somehow. It’s so fucking bad.

          1. It is awful in the other leagues but evey team in the PL plays long throws now and has such an emphasis on set pieces. The commentators talk about set piece coaches during matches nowdays and the cameras even show them relatively often.

            The football is awful

          2. You’re mot wrong. Atletico vs Arsenal is the Haramball final boss

          3. Like I should not know the name of other teams’ set piece coaches

          4. Fuck man, until this year I didn’t even know my team’s setpiece coach lol

    1. It’s not that bad over all but the PL is painful to watch. The excessive need for athleticism and speed/strength just has diluted the league so much. Teams are paying 80 million for players that would have been 25 tops 15 years ago

  696. Wave your hands from side to side and say heyyyyyy

    I believe in Joe Harby

      1. If he’s ever going to use a wrestler name it has to be “Brett “The Hitman”
        Harb

  697. Now I know and can recognize by face say Arsenal or Villa’s set piece coaches for an example

    1. To be fair, Villa’s setpiece coach looks like a Diehard villain lol

  700. Diki we watched midseason finale of Arrow season 1 with my bro yesterday

      1. So far there has not been one single mid episode. I remembered the first 2 seasons were good but god damn did we fall off and fall of hard from here

        1. Remember when felicity got inna hacking battle with bee lady,

  702. Harby remember when felicity called herself a bitch with wifi?

      1. I need to replay this game. It’s been a long time. Since I first got my vita

          1. It’s one of the neighbor’s favorite games too. But she hasn’t played any other FF game except 7 remake

          3. She likes Phoenix Wright so that’s cool. She saw that on my Switch and got excited.

  706. Also, did I not say he would be up in the next 2 weeks 2 weeks ago? I’m actually so good at predicting baseball lol

        1. This is the payoff to me making that joke for 3 years. This is one of the greatest days in DP history

  725. For like 2 years I used to say “Please buy Hylix” whenever somebody would ask what game they should play

      1. The funny thing is they are legit cool games but nobody believes me

      1. Haven't played them yet cuz busy with classes for another couple weeks.
        On my backlog for sure when I have some free time.

    1. Rest my child. Today you made a dream come true, so you deserve to dream

  732. I have so much shit to do before I go smoke with my cousin and then play games or watch a movie

    1. Honestly wouldn’t be too bad if it didn’t need international shipping. But it does because Square hat me

  741. New DP shirts dropped. Get some amazing new merch like

    Frank: Gooning is my Cardio

    Karma: I could have beat a JRPG while we had this conversation

    Satty: Scarfs Up!

    Harby: I got Harbyed on the DP and all I got was this lousy shirt

      1. It used to be a meme back on the old old Game rant days. He would call downvoting and blocking somebody “getting harbyed”

  742. Adidas dropped national team kits for dogs. And they had a shiba model for the Japan kit.

    ffs I've never wanted something this much in my life

  743. Phillies fired Thompson. I said they should have fired him after they lost that NLCS to Arizona. They had no business losing that series and it was 99% because of Thompson. I never saw a winning manager in him tbh

    1. it's a game where you own a vinyl record shop and recommend post-punk and avantgarde stuff to people

  749. Why do Gen Z’ers think 4 years is an age gap worthy of feeling weird about? 4 years isn’t even a different generation for fuck’s sake. Is everybody just so Twitter brained now that we’re acting like any age gap more than 2 months is automatically gross? The neighbor is 6 years younger than me, is that weird at all? No. My mom and my step dad have a 9 year age gap and it’s not weird at all. Like come the fuck on people

      1. I see posts about 22 year olds feeling “ick” because a guy 3 years older than her asked her out. Like Jesus, fucking Leonardo over here with the creepy age differences amirite

          1. I don't trust people who use the expression "farming aura" unironically

    2. CallMeCarson got cancelled for grooming because he was dating a 17 year old when he was 19 and they never did anything physical because it was an online relationship

      1. That’s literally the definition of grooming my guy. But I get it. If you’re both teenagers you’re both stupid still so it shouldn’t be as weird.

        1. Grooming implies he took advantage of her somehow and it's a two year age gap. They could've been classmates.

    3. Seriously though it's just a form of intrasexual competition that's naturally arisen as people started settling down later in life

    4. For me 5 years younger than me is the lowest I'd go. But I don't think your situation is weird.

      1. But that’s a personal thing. You don’t actually think 6 years is a huge gap

  750. This tie is trying to restore people’s hope in football before the Arsenal Atleti game ruins football for everyone

    1. This match is trying to make up for the absolute haramball we’re gonna see tomorrow.

  753. that dumb looking Englishman deserves at least top 3 at the Ballon d'or

    goddamn

    1. You shouldn’t get Balon D’or for scoring in the Bundesliga. All of his goal highlights have absolutely diabolical defending.

    2. He deserved Balon D’or for making Spurs competitive at any point in time

  754. I need a cigarette after that match. How can Atleti/Arsenal ever live up to that? We’re about to see the absolute worst haramball ever committed to grass.

      1. She wants to watch the og with me and then take me watch the sequel

  765. OMG ED SHEERAN COMING TO BRAZIL

    EVERY LAME WHITE PERSON IN EXISTENCE WHO DRIVES A HYUNDAI GONNA FLIP

    2. Why is shape of you written from the point of view of the woman. Ed Sheeran has the least attractive body type of all time. Like girls would worship my fucking ribs over his flabby short ass.

  766. he did the credits theme for Scarlet / Violet

    because the game wasn't lame enough on its own

      2. The way these 9 year olds are gathered around the table and their poses. This is too good

        1. You know how in shorts sometimes youtube randomly recommends some completely our of left firld small channel with no views? I struck
          Gold with this algo pull lol.

  775. Y’all need to watch Maul. Star Wars animation still reigns supreme. This shit is reaching peak Clone Wars levels at times now

        1. Gravenberch is in shit form. He doesn’t deserve it. But then again who isn’t with Slot

  781. That Lucho goal was fucking amazing. I’m glad he got his big paycheck. He’d never get to play like this with Slothball

    1. Bro, you wouldn’t be playing “slothball” if you had wingers who could actually beat a man

  783. The team from the town I lived in (the suburb of Brighton) got promoted to the 5th tier <3

  785. I think imma watch another movie from Prime. Let’s see what pops up this tim

  786. I had a dream I went to the Met Gala in a steam punk tuxedo and I got kicked out because I kept stepping on everybody’s dresses on accident trying to eat the finger foods.

    2. Watch the ice cube Amazon movie where they make the government bad but Amazon good and is just him in zoom call

    3. That movie looks like it was written in a weekend and they said “Eh, whatever, streaming content is an illusion, nobody will click on this. Just like Chicago Party Aunt.

  790. Clone Wars flies by. 20 min episodes.

    Watch one arc per day

      1. You will get used to it. Corey Burton is so good with the voice

        1. Yes I know. The entire TCW cast was actually taken from Galactic Battlegrounds. Even the narrator

  793. The one Disney move I was willing to defend was scrapping the EU because it was full of garbage like that but obviously even though I didn't expect their replacement to be any better I didn't think they would scrap the EU then bring back the worst parts of the EU

  794. I can make you a new list if you actually watch. How many episodes is the max you can go through. Good thing aboot the show is that it’s an anthalogy and you can always jump back for the other eps

  796. HHarby Watch war of the worlds. Someone needs to. Don't make me watch it. I hate ice cube.

  797. Would you guys actually listen if I did a MST3K style commentary on TROS?

    2. I need to get back to it but lost my place forgot last wp was on

  799. One day I'l watch it. When the idea of Star Wars stops causing me revulsion

      1. I dunno. When I see the Mandalorian trailer I am reminded of the state of this nerd shit

  800. I've been using the same site to watch anime/cartoons for over a decade now.
    If it ever gets shutdown it would genuinely feel like someone breaking into my home and killing a family member.

  802. I could do Bye Bye Man because that would be funny at least and nobody would be funny .

    2. He saw his non force sensitive dad talk to him and got big sad mommy died and had a boner for Rey Skywalker

  807. I feel like it kinda has to be some mid movie with lots of plot holes.

  808. Welcome to my live movie commentary tuesday. We do this every tuesday

    1. A hero can be anyone, even someone doing something as simple and reassuring as putting your coat on a young child's arms and letting him know the world hadn't ended

  810. Harby can you make them put watamote back on hidive or crunchyroll?

  812. NBA really fucking up their draft. Bottom 3 teams will have a smaller chance to win the 1OA pick than teams 4-16

  824. or, or

    watch the Bond movie that has MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTOPHER WALKEN as the villain

  831. It’s funny that OG Casino Royale is probably one of the worst Bond movies with a goofy ass, forgettable theme and the Remake is probably the best Bond movie with one of if not the outright best theme.

    1. The first one was also savaged at the time by critics by being too sexist even for the fucking 60’s while the Remake has probably the best Bond girl lol.

    1. the problem I have is that I don't like Daniel Craig, meanwhile Pierce Brosnan is the perfect Bond

    1. When she showed up in John Wick 3 I was like how the fuck was she hot when I was 6, 16 and 26 lol

  837. The opening scene of Spectre is kino and then it’s miiiid aaaassss fuuuuuuuuuuk

  842. Yep, it was literally the only time I haven’t seen Waltz put in at least a 9.5/10 performance.

  844. I always watch half at night and then the other half when I wake up before sunrise

    1. I always try to finish movies in one sitting. That's why it's been hard to watch movies when I get home because don't wanna fall asleep. I need to finish it all at once or I rewatch the whole thing.

      1. Watching some movies in one sitting is basically the same as watching a single cour anime in one sitting and no one thinks you're weird if you don't do that

  849. Seriously how is she still so fucking hot? How old is she now

  857. Brosnan Bond had Famke Janssen, Sophie Marceau, Michelle Yeoh, Rosamund Pike and Halle Berry

    lucky bastard

  860. Also this is why movies used to have intermissions before they took them from us. Nobody could sit for 3 hours straight.

      1. Me taking a massive green piss after drinking 15 monsters for Avenger’s Doomsday (It is for some reason longer than all 3 parts of War and Peace)

    1. well, hiring the best rock singer of all time to do a song for you usually helps

  864. Halle Berry has 27% sleep according to her sleeping app. She just like me fr fr

  865. also remember that one Bond game that MAGNIFICENTLY cast Willem Fucking Dafoe as a Russian villain

    1. PS2 rendered Willem Dafoe doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.

      PS2 Rendered Willem Dafoe:

    1. I’m saying if it was a Banjo level, it would be FreezeEasy Peak. It’s a cold take

  878. Like literally some tik tokker made up a rumor he cheated on her and nobody cared enough about Barry Keoghan to actually disprove it.

  879. II've Been to a Michelin star restaurant once.
    had a three course meal, and one of them was getting to try different types of herring.
    It was really good.

    1. I technically have but they got the Michelin star after I went there.

    2. if I ever go to a Michelin restaurant I will reenact Anya's lines from The Menu

    4. I don’t even know how those work. Like there’s a certain number and like Gordon Ramsay gets most of them?

    5. I've never eaten at a fancy place. I don't have the clothes tbh

  885. I get the moon over my hammy or the super bird from Dennys. I never order burgers because they mess up and leave pickles or condiments I don't like.

  887. Girl crashed into thor’s car and now he asked her out for dinner

    1. Things that totally happen and are realistic and don’t drive me up the wall

  890. I hope the George movie requires the usage of LSD before screening

    and has subtitles in Hindi

  891. My least favorite version of that trope is when some dorky Br*tish guy pulled Alexandria Daddario in San Andreas by spilling coffee on himself.

      1. Don’t question it uce. You don’t know Alexadria Daddario is half Samoan?

  892. That was super awkward date why would she want to go out with him again? Oh right he’s Chris Hemsworth

    1. Stray in his review said he's basically chris Hemsworth so he is

  894. Like just the premise is so stupid. If an earthquake big enough to split the earth’s crust open happened, the entire world would be obliterated lol.

      1. 2012 is more realistic tbh. Like I’ve been in a 6.5 earthquake and it feels like your entire house is shifting. A 10.0 earthquake would be catastrophically more powerful than that.

  897. Like I’ll probably be married and still not sure my wife actually likes me lol

    1. I mostly just worry that I annoy people or come off too strong and awkward

    1. VENOM
      THEYllNEVAHKNOWWHATHITTEM
      VENOMMMMM
      GETEMGETEMGETEMGETEM

    2. – Eminem does Venom song
      – MGK disses Eminem because of Venom song
      – Eminem counters with Killshot

      thank you Venom

  901. So much more chemistry with Halle. They should fuck instead

  904. They should have used Eminem/Juice wrld Godzilla song for Godzilla movies. That would have been almost as peak

  909. In Spaceballs 2 they should cast George Lucas as himself just monologuing that Disney Star Wars sucks ass

    1. George Lucas does not give one iota of a fuck about if Disney Star Wars is good or bad lol. Let’s be real.

  912. The guy is worth 5 billion, is (mostly) respected as a filmmaker despite walking ass backwards into a generational mega franchise. He made the movies he wanted to and dipped with the fanbase now almost unanimously loving the prequels. He probably doesn’t even have Disney + lol

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