2 thoughts on “Random Hangout: Edition”

    1. Might be the year the Ravens go all the way. Its only week 1 but the other usual suspects in the AFC look weaker

  12. I made DK and Key mods. I don’t know who else was one

  21. I was so confused because I was so sure that he had the first down when he slid, and it turns out he did. Refs and the replay booth are still retarded even with all this help.

    1. The NFL is fucking wack. This is why I barely watch football anymore.

      1. Please I'm sure you were chanting [Fates Warning] when the Raiders won today

        1. No, I don’t get that excited about beating shit tier teams by a touchdown Vadee

  23. I love talking shit about players because right after I do they lock the fuck in 😂

  29. You'd think after failing to pass for the 2 pts they'd try running the ball this time

  31. If I were the ravens, I would have fired Harbaugh by now. I really genuinely think he’s a bottom 5 coach to ever win a super bowl.

  32. Ravens have stopped playing football the last 5 minutes

  33. My Ravens fan coworkers might be on the morning news tomorrow

  39. Why do the announcers still talk about the Ravens defense like they have prime Ray Lewis anchoring it. Besides Hamilton and a few others, the Ravens defense is soft as fuck these days

      1. Uh yes? In case you haven't noticed my team isn't even prepared before games

  41. Probably the best Sunday Night Season Opener I’ve ever seen in my life.

  42. Like bro, we have gone three straight week 1s without scoring a TD. Our offense can't even run the damn ball. We got gifted a holding call that put us at 1st and goal at the 1 after 3 tries at the 2 and we still couldn't get a TD lmao

  43. My coach went 6-2 to start the season on a cupcake schedule 3 seasons ago and has only win 13 games since then but yeah Harbaugh wouldn't be an upgrade

          1. Good. I had a good weekend. Went to a barbecue and then watched the Raiders with my uncle and cousin. I’m playing Persona 3 R

        1. He would have been done literally weeks ago, yes. But some of us like to randomly play Quake

          2. The remaster is fantastic (like all of Nightdive’s remasters I’ve played) being able to skip past levels you find annoying is really nice for all these old shareware games lol

  51. I’m sorry but “the suspect was Bobbly Whitman, a known conman who once told a girlfriend he was a gynecologist” is the funniest thing ever said on Forensics files.

  63. I don't know what to do about this. Name the last good romance anime? You can't. They're all random gag garbage.

  70. The Fox Engine was so perfect and now Konami doesn’t even use it. UE5 sucks (or devs are just too lazy to optimize their games on it IDK) I still don’t get the point of next gen. There really hasn’t been a single game I care about missing out on besides FF7 Remake part 2. We are 5 years into the gen.

  72. So yeah I'm hopping on the Packers bandwagon until the Giants clean house. They'll fuck it up anyway but I'll fall for the hype again and again

      2. Bragging about being a Bills fan to a Giants fan is like bragging that the hooker you hired for the night is your girlfriend

  74. I’m gonna be honest gang, I don’t know what I did to fix this. I just logged into word press and went to disqus and made myself a mod and then went into moderation and made me the site admin and it worked.

      1. I can try but I’m not sure why they got wiped to begin with.

  75. We can just write the threads getting wiped into the site lore. DP: A Realm Reborn type shit.

  81. My plan is to finish P3R then play through Resident Evil Village again

    2. Bruh… i was literally in a discord party just watching my friend play RE8 in 3rd person mode hardcore

      1. I want to replay Hollow Knight before I get to that.

  82. There’s a graveyard near my Grandpa’s house like 3 streets over that has a huge archway that says “Requiescat in pace” on it and all I can think about is Ezio whenever I see it lol

    1. When my mind stops telling me to replay random Boomer Shooters instead of focusing on a long ass RPG

  86. Reviewing movies my Grandpa watches part VII

    The Godfather Part 2: A classic. Maybe a bit overrated but still damn good. 8/10

    Jaws- It might be cliche to say, but this is genuinely one of the best movies ever made “blockbuster” or otherwise. The pacing, the character work, the setting, the tension. It’s literally a perfect movie in my eyes. 10/10

    The Adam Project- I’m 99% sure this film doesn’t actually exist. Like yeah, he saw it on Netflix and clicked on it and it played and moving images flashed across a screen, but I’m not sure it exists as anything other than an illusion to prevent us from questioning our reality. Until you realize that Ryan Reynolds is in it and you’re made painfully aware of humanity’s hubris. An NPC movie made for NPC’s. Bruh/10

    1. I appreciate Jaws for what it is but I absolutely hate the movie and can't get through it without falling asleep

  87. I see everyone going bananas over Silksong meanwhile I'm just like "fucking Shinobi is one of the best metroidvanias I've played in years"

    3. I just don't get what's so special about it. I'm one of the few people playing MGS delta instead.

  88. Brazilian TV now desperately trying to make NFL a thing here is tiresome

    1. I really feel it's too american to reach a worldwide audience. They need to try to cater to other countries imo but that could change what people like about it

      1. The problem is, foreigners are used to watching sports like soccer and Cricket which don’t have commercials. NFL is literally all commercials. It’s a shockingly huge turn off, sports aren’t monetized in the same way in other parts of the world. The idea of a team being a “franchise” is unheard of to most Europeans.

        1. we can stomach basketball though. I personally just don't think it's an interesting sport. Tbf I don't like any american sport that is just a redrawn version of an already existing sport (in this case rugby)

          1. Basketball has way less commercials and stoppages than football and baseball though.

    2. I don't like going to concerts much, but they're on my bucket list. I can't imagine them being less than amazing

        1. That was so fuckin funny. I don't think DMC of all things should involve any kind of politics tho

      2. let me just say that they open with American Idiot and straight up follow with Holiday

  90. I used to play Overwatch ranked drunk and that’s when I realized I wasn’t the problem.

  91. It's $200 resale to see No Other Choice at TIFF but I don't want to wait until next year

          3. I’m doing well. My cousin got off early so we’re gonna chill and watch the Giants game soon. I’m done working on my grandpa’s house today

  98. Karma I found out that the dude in the duet from THE song in E33 is

    1. Brazilian
    2. the same guy who sings motherfucking Bury the Light

  99. also the game's director has a Youtube channel where he speedruns Devil May Cry games

    and now it makes Verso's combat make a LOT more sense

    2. The outpouring of positivity Silksong has been so massive we got people being upset its getting raving reviews

    3. These games get 10s based on the reviewers perception of the game in their head. It's like GTA or Half Life 3.

      1. It's just weird to me it's still like this. You'd think enough of these people would have grown up enough to realize they're unconsciously falling to hype, even when it's good

    4. I guess in fairness all of these are basically the slop outlets

    1. I can get why it doesn’t click for people, but I like it a lot.

  105. Vadee makes a good point tbh. People are still stuck in the 2011 IGN scale of “anything under an 8 is trash but anything 9 or over must be overrated trash” and it’s annoying.

    2. I mean in reviewer terms almost everything that didn't get higher than 80 on metacritic is probably not worth your time, unless it fills a niche. Because reviewers still pull that shit. Reviewers also still do overhype things. The scale has barely changed.

      1. The problem is that nobody does/is allowed to use the real scale. An “average” game is really a 5/10 but 5/10 is LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE to most people. Like you said, a 6 or 7 should be “It’s above average and fills a niche but has faults.”

        1. I don't think anyone other than you that grew up with the US grading scale is ever going to think of a 5/10 as average man lol, but it's semantics I guess. More people should be using 5s, 6s, and 7s. Anything below that is just going to be various stages of broken

    3. Silksong is going through the Elden Ring timeline, where the game before release is getting endless hype by fans and media, people not familiar take notice, they buy the game to see what the hype is about, and they're crying "I don't get it" or "its too hard". Meanwhile legit fans are loving the game, its literally a more difficult Hollow Knight lol, if you love Metroidvanias it was already a must buy

      1. Then of course you got the people who like being miserable to everyone and everything and will hate it because its cool

      2. There's a flaw with this analogy because Elden Ring also gets flak from legit fans of souls games for being overtuned lol

        1. You can have criticisms and still love the game, like I hate the stupid map system in these games but I still have a ton of fun playing. I hop online and see people who admit they don't know a single thing about HK and are saying overhyped or they don't get the fuss.

          1. I mean I love souls games and think ER is like the weakest one outside of Demon's Souls lol. You can also like a series and think something is weaker than what came before it.

    1. I still hate everything it stands for, but at least Microsoft has backed down a little

      1. They pretty much gave up on it. It's on its way back to becoming an ordinary subscription service.

        1. That's what it seems like and if it's that way then I'll feel better about it. Was never opposed to it as an option, I just hated that they clearly wanted it to be THE option

  108. Kingdom Come is good btw, though I don't know if I'll finish. I'm at least going to play until I get a better feel for what the ganeplay loop will be. It feels like an Elder Scrolls game with a realism fetish and an established MC

    1. I went back to read some threads about the combat after it was brought up yesterday and it was funny how anyone who tried defending it with "realism" immediately got dogpiled

      1. Lmao. Honestly good. Realism has it's niche, but usually in terms of feeling fun it sucks for most people

    2. critical path isn't THAT big, but there's so much side shit it's impossible not to strive away

      1. Yeah I noticed that I'm somehow 42% through the story after like maybe 4 hours yesterday lol, so maybe when I feel tired of it I just make a beeline to the end

          1. Sounds right. I could see it being like skellige in Witcher tho

          3. That actually makes it even better, might not be too bloated

  110. it's a big fat medieval Czech city…. and many many many many many many many surrounding villages

  113. I don't let hype to influence my reviews. I said Spiderman 2 was bad the day it came out and it took everyone else like 6 months to finally accept the truth.

    1. Me neither, not even for franchises I'm super into. The exception was KH3, but even then that was 6 years ago and I waited for it from when I was like 10 to my early 20s, was kind of a formative thing.

      1. And ironically I like it way more than everyone else lol

        1. I'll still go to bat for the base game honestly lol. People way overexaggerated how much they disliked it

          2. Same, but I think most have come around on it somewhat since

          4. I think it helps we know there's a KH4 (eventually) and we got the hype out. Probably similar with Xenoblade. 3 did a lot to make me appreciate the series tbh

          6. It is, easily my favorite story and combat of the 3. I think I like the setting of 1 the best tho

      3. That's me with Halo 5 and Halo Infinite and you know how I felt about both of those campaigns.

    1. It's on sale a lot so be on the lookout, you can get it pretty cheap

      1. I got the all in one collection on sale at gamestop for like 17 bucks. It was a great find

        1. I've seen it as low as $10. No matter what tho it's an insane value. It's, what, 6 20ish hour games and a sort of prologue for 3? Even at full price it's insane

    1. It's either 1 or 3. I'd probably lean towards 2 because it has a lot of archaic charm. Shares some of that with FFX. The worlds are also the best realized in terms of design even if you don't know wtf to do a lot of the time.

      some people also say the prequel (Birth by Sleep) but I feel like it's too limited by being a PSP game, and splitting it's time between 3 characters

          1. Cool. I did some work for my friend on his yard since I have the tools. This is Sherbet’s owner and he was passed out on the side of the house lol.

          5. The other day, his owner was looking for him and he drove by and he was at our house drinking and he calls him and he runs and jumps through the window into the car lol. It was adorable

  119. MMy roommie made mango habenero salsa. It's fire. It tastes great too

  121. One of my biggest pet peeves is people driving sports bikes that clearly can’t handle them. There should be a separate license for powerful sports bikes tbh. I saw a guy driving a Suzuki GSX-10, absolutely gorgeous bike and the guy can’t even stop it properly. It’s asinine that people are allowed to drive these types of sports motorcycles without a higher license. Driving a legit sports bike is not the same as driving your giant ass Harley chopper.

    2. Hate anyone riding their bikes of any kind alongside my car.

      1. I wouldn’t ride my bike in Texas because people are so possessive of space. People would look at me when I would lane split at the stop light but it’s like “Yeah, I’m using you as a shield so I don’t get crushed between cars. Relax, I’m not gonna hit you.”

    1. KH complete? Yeah, it has 1,2,3, BBS, Dream Drop Distance and Chain of Memories

    2. The All in One collection does. 1, Chain of Memories, 2, Birth by Sleep, Dream Drop Distance, a 3 hour prologue of 3, and 3 itself. There's also 3 "movies" that you shouldn't watch. You can just read the manga of the only one of those stories that is good if anything

        1. Technically all in one is like 3 collections and KH3. It depends which one you find. For some reason PSN doesn't have all in one anymore

          3. There's also a collection without 3 called "the story so far." They all go on sale a lot so anything works tbh

  123. My neighbor saw me working on his yard though and said hi. I genuinely think she thinks I’m a handyman and know what I’m doing, because she only ever sees me working on the garage like a character in Fast and Furious.

  124. Ready for the football world to bear witness to the greatness of Kyle Monangai

    1. The Rutgers player we drafted in the first round this year is slashing .301/.532/.668 in AA right now.

  125. I need another game to play besides Kingdom Come but I don't know what. I thought FF3 but I don't think that's the vibe

  126. Also, I tried to give Sherbet some fried chicken once and he sniffed it and pulled his head back like “Um, no thanks”

      1. Henry only like beef and even then, he barely eats it. Honey won’t eat any human food though.

          1. That’s cool. I didn’t name her, but she’s a good cat. She loves me. I offered her some human food once and she didn’t even look at it and I said “You’ve got some nerve you know that, you’re supposed to be homeless.”

    2. Copy paste slop. I’ll just wait for POW Simulator.

  128. Honestly if Trails and SHf weren't on the horizon I'd either replay KH or a Souls Game, both I am way overdue for

  129. Also, my friends said that I just say random things that make them laugh. Like when we were golfing and I was hitting a wedge shot and I said “This pin placement is sadistic. The grounds keeper just woke up today wanting to fuck us over.” And I didn’t even say it to be funny, I was just talking to myself lol.

    1. I'm gonna play 3-5 in order. I feel like with these last 3 that kinda makes the most sense

        1. Final Fantasy Golf called Final Fantasy Fore! With Sephiroth holding a golf club like his sword.

          2. People would legit probably play Mario Golf but Final Fantasy.

          2. I'm pretty sure you're right lol. I'm most interested in 5, and 3 I think will probably be a similar level of enjoyment to 1

      2. I guess I haven't played 12 or 13 yet either, but I'm not as interested in those

  132. Same round I hit a really straight drive and said “Last time I missed a fairway the pope was an alter boy.” (I missed the next 2 fairways lulz)

  133. Vikings barely letting JJ do shit they just keep running the ball

    1. Because he is mid my man. He won a NT at Michigan because their entire defense was drafted, not because he himself is any good, just good enough to not fuck it up.

      1. Hope so I need JJ to be ass because we're already getting Daniel Jones revisonists

        1. To be honest, I think Jones still sucks, I think Miami is just imploding because Tua’s brain is broken

  134. Tbh I think after SH and Trails I'm just going to replay a bunch of shit

    1. I’m kinda in my nostalgia era for this whole gen tbh. Just not a lot of new stuff I particularly care about.

      1. I've basically gone through all the stuff I'm interested in this gen. Think it's just Yotei, RE9, and the only other trails that hasn't been localized left

        1. I’ve been replaying a lot of old school shooters and PS2 era games.

          1. Yeah PS2 era stuff specifically is what I wanna do a lot of lol. Definitely KH but there's still some more

  135. Also, whenever I go to my Uncle’s house, Henry usually follows me and wits in the girl’s driveway until I come out.

  136. Fuck It I'll start 3. I think it'll only take me about 10 hours to beat anyway

    1. So you’ll fbe done before I even boot up P3 tonight?

      1. Nah I gotta log back onto work for a bit later, It'll have to wait for after

      1. I think with the save system this remake has it'll be fine

          1. Yeah satty mentioned it a couple months back, but thankfully these make it so you don't have to engage with the bullshit from that era anymore. Like FF2 I didn't even entertain that leveling system and cheated the entire thing

  137. Also, my friend did not have to hook me up like this for like generously speaking, less than 45 minutes of work. He gave me like a quarter damn near.

      1. I knew somebody was gonna make that comment and I knew it was gonna be you

  138. The way they try to portray gambling as something you and your friends can do together as a wholesome activity makes me sick.

      1. Its become an epidemic. I think everyone knows one person who just gamles on the fanduel app like a slot machine at the bar these days

        1. It’s 100% gonna be a gigantic problem soon and they’ll keep letting it happen until they can’t ignore it

  139. Shit I should have named one of them Siegmeyer since they're onion knights

  140. Fr it's wild it took me until playing the 2D games to realize I actually like FF

  142. WWorst Final Fantasy is the mobile one that plays by itself and you just buy characters. But second worst is the snes one that is basically baby's first jrpg.

    1. I think it was called mythic quest in the US which is confusing because that name is used for a different game elsewhere. But they made 4 and 6, 2 and 3 and then said fuck it 7 is out

  143. My Monk can use a tonfa in one hand and a nunchuk in the other, what a badass

  144. Karma if Esquie were a fat chocobo you could make this entire game be FF

  151. I like that there's a lot of "secrets" in this game even if they're really fucking obvious

  155. FForcing You to be mini for a portion of the game is a crime

  159. There are some teams that no matter how much they change their coaches or players, they’re just always gonna be in hell. That’s the Chicago Bears.

    1. Owners. Any team with shit tier owners is always bad.

        1. Seriously. This motherfucker thinks we’re on the same level. Even you have seen your team win a super bowl. My team hasn’t won a fucking playoff game since I was 6. I’m goddamn 31.

        3. Two Super Bowls I barely remember, would be nice to have some seasons not over by Halloween

          3. I need to finish it. Got pretty far but lost like an hour of progress and gave up. I did really like it tbh

  161. WWho Thought this shit was a good idea lmao I can't even use magic in this state

  162. I at least removed it on 3 of the 4. The big problem is not having 4 level 2 spell slots yet

  163. This is such a “call an ambulance… But not for me” type of game lol. We were down 4-0 and now we’re up 9-4

  167. Home. And Henry was sitting in the neighbor girl’s driveway waiting for me to leave lol

  168. I’m sorry Tets but it’s almost statistically impossible for the Bears to be this bad at passing for so long lol

      1. No, but I did buy the 3D remake last steam sale so I will play that some day

  172. The Allen/Jackson debates after the SNF game are doing my head in. I used to be a Lamar Jackson hater and still am to a degree, but it infuriates me that if you bring up the fact the Bills have any talent around Allen, people act like he’s working with Mahomes level receivers and weapons. He’s not.

    Likewise, I used to think Jackson was the reason they can never get over the hump, but now I realize John Harbaugh is probably one of the worst coaches ever to win a super bowl and that Lamar is what is saving his ass every week.

      1. I destroyed this guy. My team is lowkey stacked NGL, don’t know what my friends were doing.

  173. Started Hollow Knight and beat False Knight already. God I love this soundtrack.

  174. Hollow Knight isn’t even particularly a Soulslike to me, but yet, it’s one of like 3 games that amanges to capture the same feeling as Dark Souls.

    1. Yeah, Ange is absolutely getting that team relegated lol.

      1. Thank Christ I wildcarded and got rid of my double Forest defense. That is decidedly NOT going to be the play with Ange lmao

        1. Yo, im tempted myself- they have not been the same team as was let alone with ange

      1. Ange is about as Greek as Olive Garden’s Tour of Greece dish.

        1. wtf you mean, he's greece born, married to a greek woman, played his entire career in greek community clubs and speaks greek as his first language

          2. Satty is the concept of people retaining their origins and cultures a foreign concept to an American?

          3. I googled it. He moved to Melbourne when he was 5. Let’s not act like the Greek mafia would accept him as one of their own, ok

          4. nah man, Greek diaspora is strong af. I dated a girl with a Greek father and if you have the mere droplet of greek blood and can understand the alphabet you're as hellenic as Hercules to them

          5. Fair then. I guess I don’t understand Greek culture.

          1. If theres a grape leaf on u pillow- u practice with second team

  176. Don Carlo made me actually praise a Brazil match for the first time since probably 2013

        1. I’m from the USA. Making the world cup when you’re hosting and automatically get in is a big achievement for us.

  177. Huh, 8000 feet. They always make it seem higher on tv

  179. Pretty funny that JD Vance is talking about rule of law when the dude literally went on TV this morning and said Spousal abuse isn’t a crime lmao

  180. By the way, if you’re his wife and seeing that… Take the kids and the couch and RUN

    2. He’s gonna get sold to Turkey. He can’t help it, they’re natural rivals

  182. I will say, I do like Greek food a lot but Pastitsio is a crime.

    1. let's just keep it to gyros, tzatziki and a fuckload of olive oil with pita

    2. My kids like greek food- I’ve slowly tried. I had a lemon chicken bowl the other night was decent

      1. get a pork gyros with some deliciously freshly baked pita bread, some chopped tomatos and onions, drench that motherfucker in olive oil, get some tzatziki, and never look back

      2. get a pork gyros with some deliciously freshly baked pita bread, some chopped tomatos and onions, drench that sucker in olive oil, get some tzatziki, and never look back

          4. My kids love it – if I make it- ill try it- I just tried guacamole a few weeks ago for first time because my wife made and its pretty awesome

    1. This is good, but Aquatic Ambience, it is not my friend.

          2. This implies the existence of the original, tank control scheme… In a 3D platformer.

  185. But why were all these people friends with Jefferey Epstein? He's just a random NYC financier. He wasn't even a billionaire. Assuming they are all pedophiles (which is hard to believe) why do people like Bill Clinton and Bill Gates need his help to have sex with teenagers?

    1. He set up a prostitution ring essentially- snd was probably girls in the barely legal category- which attracts old rich guys

  187. They keep making Bubsy games like people are gonna buy them to be ironic but Bubsy isn’t a meme because it’s funny, it’s a meme because it’s so pathetic.

    1. I feel like it is very important to preserve Bubsy, but as a cautionary tale

      1. Well if the cautionary tale is “Don’t make games with worse control schemes than games in the genre that had already come out” then FPS devs clearly didn’t listen.

  188. I hate how many people believe bad things are irrational and the world would be better if everyone's beliefs were just more rational

    1. Did they actually remake levels or just upres the same orange pink hell

      1. no they gave it camera controls and a barely functional analog stick control system that isn't tanky

        the game still sucks testicles

    1. Sunshine. Sonic Adventure is pretty much unplayable.

        1. Because 3D Sonic games are barely functional now 35 years after 3D was standard. They certainly weren’t functional in 1998 lol

          1. True but the adventure games are at least fun and they can be done fast

          2. Its a charming game. I always wanted it super bad when I was a kid but could never play it.

        1. When you can't score more than two field goals against a weaker defense the season is over

  194. We watched The First Omen.
    It was pretty good which surprised the hell out of me and different for a horror movie. Genuinely unsettling at times

    1. Wait you guys are talking about that? I meant South Park. I saw the beginning of The First Omen when it came out but there was too much weird sex stuff so I turned it off. I'll try finishing it eventually.

  196. Theres a black guy on japans national team- thanks Otrumpa

  197. Given the way he defends, I think Blackmon is stoned

  199. The US team is like the same vibe of watching my sons team

  200. Genuinely, why the fuck is Roldan even getting called up still? These MLS lifer losers need to be banished from the NT

  201. This team looks bad, like 2 years ago it was at least a glimmer

    1. Our talent pool is still garbage past the core of Mckinney/Musa/Pulisic/Dest/Adams. We don’t have a single top tier defender and we don’t have a decent striker.

      1. Richards Dest Robinson was ok
        But yeah pepi maybe best striker

  203. Bro, genuinely Roldan is so fucking bad, how on earth is he getting called up even for friendlies in the year of our lord 2025

  204. The US FA has to be mandating the coaches take a certain number of loser MLS lifers because we ALWAYS have at least 2-4 players that shouldn’t be close to the NT, let alone consistently getting minutes.

      1. Brother, they would pass around us like an U-13 team lmao

  206. it should be a crime to play football in a Bolivian stadium. This shit is inhumane.

  207. seriously, having to play at an altitude of 13400 feet is fucking ludicrous

  211. Probably the best game we’ve played under Poch tbh

  213. I watched a video about how Tiktok ruins hobbies and it was pretty fucking depressing.

  215. So an hour long direct on Friday. Will be weird not seeing where’s silksong comments

      1. It never left. Complaining about Mother 3 is right there.

      2. Metroid prime 4 I guess, although I’ll be shocked if it’s not there. So I’m guessing bloodborne 2 outside of directs and as Satty said mother 3 for Nintendo

  216. Whenever these stupid ass right wing companies say “Buying this will trigger a liberal” I feel like that’s false advertising because they’re saying their product can cause an unprovoked emotional response to somebody I don’t know.

    1. I feel like only lonely boomers with excess disposableincome buy that stuff

  218. Target switched self checkout lanes to be 10 items or less only, the self checkout was empty and the two registers open had long lines and Ive used self checkout for 12 years- I start checking out and an annoying like 18 year old girl tells me I can’t because have more than 20 items- I was like nobody is here though snd she was all snarky saying I couldn’t- IM fuming- target just lost this DILF

    1. You should've screamed. She was probably already nervous about confronting you.

      1. Im done spiffy- they will likely gold without my business
        Seriously though I spend a fk ton of money in that place

    2. Target sucks now anyway. They went super anti-woke MAGA like 2 years ago and the business has been failing since.

      1. I don't think anyone shopping for groceries cares about that. You probably don't even know unless you spend too much time on reddit

    3. Like if they're only doing 2 registers they should open that shit up lol

  219. Yeah, he’s dead. Good riddance. One less Nazi to steal air.

  221. Please more political violence. But maybe shoot at a senator next time.

    1. I was just asking myself why they don't kill soft targets that actually matter like a SCOTUS judge

    1. If he survived a rifle to the throat either god isn’t real or this was all fake. Absolutely no way he survived that if the video I saw was real.

        2. TBH, I just assume all of these are false flags so people can be like “Look how violent leftists are” now after the Trump shit. In fact, I know it is because the Right has been saying every gun tragedy is a false flag for my entire life.

  224. Did anybody actually get arrested for big balls or was that fake too?

  225. Why do Conservatives oppose killing your enemies? I thought this was an existential struggle. I thought they endorsed violence.

  227. Also you shouldn't be involved in politics unless you're prepared to die. You have to have skin in the game.

  230. Spiffy, conservatives aren’t against political violence. I’ve heard enough Boomers say they hope Obama gets assassinated to know that. They just have to pearl clutch when the tables are turned because how dare you disrespect our death cult leader.

  231. If you want to gauge how much I don’t give a shit about politics: Who the fuck is Charlie Kirk?

    1. He’s a Nazi propagandist, I mean “Right wing political commentator”

        1. Nope, but if I had written the name of the Brazilian equivalent you wouldn't have understood it lol

  233. Also Spiffy, conservatives hoard guns because it’s their whole personality and all they vote for. Besides that, they do it because they all have a Red Dawn fantasy of taking back America via armed militia (and by “taking back America” they mean taking it back from people who are ok with Trans people existing)

  234. “We shouldn’t encourage political violence”- people who are fans of somebody who coined the term “Your body, my choice” go fuck yourselves. I hope he’s getting what he deserves.

    1. I would have so much more respect for them if they openly called for retribution

  236. People will really say “Gun violence isn’t an issue” while we have two high profile shootings in the same day.

    1. I mean people don’t care about school shooters so why would they care about this twat

      1. Good thing there was a school shooting today too.

  237. Did that guy do a “1 conservative vs 20 liberals” video cause I think I did see him before

    1. IDK for sure but it sounds like something an absolute cunt would do so probably.

  238. Can we do Peter Thiel too just for the hell of it, or is he gonna carry JD Vance’s gayby around to use as a meat shield, AKA: The Elon Maneuver

  239. Also, Jesus, he was 31? I genuinely thought he was middle aged. Nothing quite ages you like hatefulness.

      2. Leo, I’m not hateful in a meaningful way. This dude said that women deserve to be raped.

  241. I really do hate to celebrate violence but I also want my fucking life back from these energy vampires. If they all died and we just moved on with life would it really fucking matter?

    1. I don't have anything against the guy. I just don't think you should do the stuff he did and participate in politics unless you explicitly understand you may be killed and are prepared to die.

      1. You can be in politics and not expected to get assassinated if you have a reasonable view. Once you go to the extremes like he did, yeah.

    2. “If they all died and we just moved on with life would it really fucking matter?”
      -Austrian Painter probably

      1. Comparing genocide to a bunch of retarded nepo baby pissants getting fucking killed is why you shouldn’t talk politics.

  243. We watched Batman Begins a few days ago and The Dark Knight tonight. God I fucking love this movie

    1. No I don’t. People say “I hope he gets killed in prison” to pedos all the time but you say it about the President and suddenly it’s an issue.

      1. You're right. The average person is a violent psychopath (see the popularity of violent video games) and we all have to pretend otherwise.

      2. Bro wishes rape and death of children at times when he goes full unhinged

  245. I feel bad for the school shooter because he got completely overshadowed. It'll barely make the news.

  247. Governments should immediately open fire with live ammunition on protestors when they start rioting. I don't like it obviously but it's the only effective solution if you want to remain in power.

  248. I’m glad nobody is entertaining these fucks trying to both sides this shit. RFK is fine letting every kid in America die of Polio because he’s a retard, I couldn’t care one bit if all these people got nuked.

  249. All these people raped little kids anyway so why would anybody have sympathy.

  250. Likewise, can Hegseth survive an assassination attempt purely because his blood has been pickled in alcohol? Discuss.

  251. Seriously, those cabinet meetings are some of the most bizarre shit I’ve ever fucking seen. It’s literally a bunch of grown ass adults groveling like Trump is nobility. It’s so fucking pathetic it’s almost goddamn performance art tbh.

  252. I don’t think we should kill Marco Rubio. If we kill everyone else in the Republican party, they can use him as the diversity hire for the new party. He’s latino and in the closet gay so it’s a perfect role for him.

  254. Also how is the FBI incapable of finding the shooter? They arrested the wrong person and wasted so much time interrogating him. It looks like he might get away with it.

    1. Do you really think the FBI is competent with a fucking coke head and a podcast host on too much testosterone replacement and gear running it?

  255. It’s sad seeing people I know genuinely upset over a dude who’s purpose in life was to argue with college students 10 years less his age to fight the woke liberal mind virus while editing out the ones that beat him soundly lol

    1. I was outside when it happened and you could hear so many people talking about it. He was supposed to just be an e-celeb.

    1. Him dying was only brightside. There is no downside unless you just love grifting.

    1. I just treat people with the same energy they put out into the world and this dude gave off insane hateful energy so he’s getting it back. Sucks to be a Nazi.

  258. I’m sorry but the FBI already arresting the wrong person twice is objectively hilarious.

  259. Genuinely, I would bet my house on them never finding the dude and blaming some random immigrant they detained and blaming it on them.

  260. Guys I'm having a change in my life right now. It's still processing but hopefully it will lead to a fruitful one.

    1. This is genuinely one of the dumbest things a sports commissioner has ever said. But Silver is a dumb fuck and always has been. The league is a fucking joke now and everyone with a brain knows it after their little Luka stunt.

      1. “Highlight sport” is just too funny lol Stern is rolling in his grave

        1. David Stern would absolutely love what the NBA has become. Online NBA discourse between nephews who don’t even watch games is the greatest audience the sport has ever had.

    2. Still not as bad as Manfred calling the World Series trophy “Just a hunk of metal” but it’s close.

      1. so what you’re saying is he’s gonna get fired and replaced with an inoffensive little dweeb with mom jeans who has no idea what they’re doing and acts like it isn’t their job to run the business?

    4. I mean he’s not wrong. Across the 4 major sports leagues the NBA is definitely the one I’m least invested in. Regular season is an absolute slog. But yeah tone deaf shit like this won’t help their falling ratings

      1. He is wrong lmao. I’m not sure you want the head of the NBA to tell you not to bother watching the fucking games where the advertisers pay the money for.

        1. Hey he’s the reason the regular season is as boring as it is

  262. Hegseth is such a fucking loser. We’re really letting this country be taken over by a bunch of lazy nepo baby fucking lame ass cunts.

  266. Also, not at all cult like to not let anybody see the leader look weak. Not cult like at all. Definitely watch the cabinet meetings where there is ZERO groveling like little pussies by grown ass men.

  267. Why would you engrave bullets with your ideology when a bullet getting shot gets the shell casing stripped and destroyed upon impact with the firing pin? So the guy was good and knowledgable enough that he hit a 600 foot shot that was a near insta kill from an elevated position and left without being caught or hardly seen but he left ammo in his rifle that would lead back to him. Ok then lmao. Anybody who believes this is a fucking retard

  268. Manifesting Trump having a stroke on live TV and spazing out and fucking dying while nobody helps him.

  269. Any country that mournes the death of a Nazi political internet personality more than the 50 kids getting shot in schools every day seemingly deserves to get fucking invaded and put down like a dying dog. Xi and Putin need to just invade us. I hate the United States, I really fucking do.

  270. 9/11 would have been called a liberal hoax if it happened today because anyone admitting Trump fucked up is impossible because this country is just a fucking nepo baby death cult now.

  271. Just give me a hot Russian or Chinese wife and you can do whatever the fuck you want to the government tbh. I don’t care any more.

      1. I should have just been a political grifter. Easiest job of all time, just pretend you care about wokeness and then go home and laugh at how stupid everyone is.

  272. Also, Bush let 9/11 happen so they could have Cheny’s company rebuild the Middle East after they demolished it.

  273. Also department of war lol. Fucking kill yourself Hegseth you fucking cuck.

  274. Trump released an AI video of him saying his respects to Charlie Kirk lmao. This is your cult leader by the way, couldn’t even take time out of his day of golf to really say something about one of Thiel’s favorite cockpuppets. Sad.

  275. Maybe Charlie would have liked it better this way since he thought empathy didn’t exist.

    1. Lol, this is gonna get made fun of so bad in the baseball sub. Fuck the Yankees even more than I already despised them. Gonna laugh when they lose in the Wildcard to the Blue Jays.

  277. Charlie wouldn’t have even wanted a moment of silence. He didn’t think empathy existed.

  278. Society needs to go back to fucking feeling shame. If you just called everyone who acted like Charlie a dumb fuck to his face, they’re worthless.

      1. Yeah, we should have made Nice take Onana for 500 million. Why are we so stupid?

  280. The only legit titles in this league in the last 20 years are us Liverpool and Leicester lol.

  281. They should just transfer their impending point deduction to Strasberg.

  282. Do you think Charlie Kirk is down there arguing with Hitler about gun violence?

    1. It's funny because Matthew Dowd is a conservative who worked for Bush and Cheney. He was just acknowledging reality.

    2. To be fair he was fired because he suggested he was shot by an energized fan waving his gun around in the crowd but yeah lmao

    1. Lol, false flag it is then. Sorry you had to be killed by Trump to distract from Epstein Charles.

  286. Man, at least I feel safe against fascism knowing Antifa has amazingly trained pro-trans snipers lying in wait.

  288. If you believe that shit, you genuinely, and I do mean genuinely, deserve to have your whole blood line deleted from existence so you can’t branch your family tree out any more.

  289. To be fair though, maybe Kesh Patel really did think he saw that. He is a coke head who arrested the wrong guy 3 times already.

  290. Can this elite antifa pro-trans sniper take out Vance and Trump next?

  291. I don’t know about you, but if my current story for why Trump was sending letters to a pedophile is that somebody forged his signature, then I would absolutely say a shooter was pro-trans.

  292. Also, actually put a gun in your mouth if you think a guy who can’t stop compulsively tweeting about how great he is was ever gonna be considered as an FBI informant.

  293. Republicans been using Sandy Hook as a Psy-op to make anybody claiming false flags on shootings look insane when they clearly do it. Same thing with the secret pedo ring and QAnon. Every Republican talking point for 20 years has been a Psy-op so you look insane questioning when they do it.

  294. Lol, apparently the “source” of the bullet having the inscriptions on it is a Stephen Crowder tweet claiming he knows somebody in the ATF. Good thing that this won’t be the prevailing narrative with zero real evidence because the media is a fucking joke and people are retarded.

    If there was a button to make all these cucks commit suicide, I would mash that button without a fucking nanosecond of hesitation, I might not even let you finish the “but” part. As soon as I hear the words “Conservatives die” I would smash the fucking button

  295. Come on Xi you fucking pussy. Fucking invade us. Make the one child rule so these cuck rednecks stop multiplying

  296. Come on Xi you fucking pussy. Fucking invade us. Make the one child rule so these cuck rednecks stop multiplying

  297. One side of Trump’s face is obviously drooping. Please. Please god, I don’t pray that much but…

  300. I saw a joke somewhere where someone said Kirk leaned left in the end and I howled

    1. So we had this guy trotting out for months with a shouler injury and even after we got 2 guys who could take over for him we still almost never gave this dude an off day. Whoever is in charge of these medical issues needs to be fired. Same exact shit happened with Rizzo where his head collided with another player trying to steal 2nd, got a concussion, and they let him play for 2 months afterward without treatment and didn't see the obvous signs when he was playing horrific

      1. Yep, at some point the league needs to say something tbh, it’s malpractice to just run players out hurt. Even if they think they can tough it out, he’s played damn near every game.

        1. They really let this guy play every day when he leads the league in errors and bats so bad he can't even bunt and needs to hear the rain of boos whenever he fails to get on base lmao. Way to ruin the confidence and development of your elite SS BaBoone

  302. I hope Mike Johnson gets assassinated too tbh, but it might not be worth it since he’s just a fucking cock puppet

  306. Didn’t the FBI say they had “new amazing techniques” for identifying suspects? I guess this is what happens when every fucking department head is a DUI hire.

  307. Ig recommended me charlie kirk getting close range and seeing all that blood flood out in seconds. Great algorithm. Just a ”sensisitive content” warning lol

    They should probably look into that.

    1. That implies they’re not being paid to push it so that it sparks anger.

      1. There’s a lot of death on ig, not just republicans or even muricans

        2. Desensitizing you so violence seems less of a problem.

    2. At least they blur it with the warning and you gotta press a button to see it. I saw the clip on twitter under a tweet completely uncensored, the very first reply to the post lmao

    1. We never got season 3 so it’s nice Mr. Marinakis is giving us a spin off show

      1. These were online – was hoping they were ok plus got a nice sale

  310. I can’t wait for when Hasan gets shot and some random liberal in Uzbekistan's parliament says he was killed for fighting for freedom.

  311. Guys, how shocked are you that Chelsea was cheating? I for one am surprised the team selling all their expensive, unwanted players to a team their owner also owns was perfectly reasonable. Why didn’t United sell Onana to Nice for 500 million, are we stupid?

      1. Stadium is half empty on their opening game but sure, they’re a marketing powerhouse behind the scenes.

    2. It goes from 2009 to 2022. So I’m exaggerating a bit but still. It runs up until recently.

  313. Gotta ditch the forest defenders and keepers now with ”mate” taking over

    2. Literal first thing I said to Jaime was “Thank god I wild carded out of two Forest defenders, double forest defense is NOT the play with Mateball”

  314. I spend too much time here- my son scratched the side of his nose/area pretty bad so my wife was looking at it and im like bro are u self harming?what are u pep?
    They both just stared

    1. Brother, if you genuinely think these directs fucking matter, you have problems.

  320. I’m sorry but the Volpe thing is even pissing me off. Why the fuck would you ruin your “elite prospect’s” confidence by making him play hurt and have the entire city of New York hate him? It’s fucking mystifying how the Yankees are run.

    1. Either Trashcan is trying to protect his ego by not admitting the mistake of passing on guys like Harper or Seager because they had Volpe in the wings or BaBoone is just a players guy to a fault. I'm going with the latter, Trashcan even brought in guys at the deadline like Caballero and Rosario as infield depth to give Volpe rest/competition and BaBoone still plays Volpe every day anyway. There's defending players from rabid fans and then there's guys like Boone who blows smoke up everyone's ass about a guy who's like 3 for his last 50. The whole thing about him cursing out Meredith saying "he's FUCKING ELITE" will never not be funny

      1. Biggest problem is the entire organization doesn’t play to win now. They play to hope they can pick it up when it matters. Volpe is hurt the whole season? Play him, who cares, it won’t affect our playoff chances”

  323. I saw my kids school had flag at half – I was like for that trump moron? But remembered its 9 11 🤦🏻

    2. Seeing that their school has pro-Israeli propaganda up, I’m not so sure.

      1. That wasn’t school- that was a Jewish center that old team had winter practice at lol

  324. The fact the Right says way more about some pissant commentator dying than the kids who got shot yesterday should tell this dumb fuck country everything it needs to know. It’s why I don’t think I’m crazy asking for more of this violence. Fuck em’ they’re soulless ghouls taking the form of a “human” conservatives are literally sub human waste.

    1. I may try to move – gotta see about Irish citizenship lol

        1. Actually I can’t- too many generations out
          Looks like we going to Peru

          1. That rule is so dumb and stupid and the cutoff date is completely arbitrary. Meanwhile there's nothing stopping Satty from getting Italian citizenship because their criteria is based on blood.

          2. I really should get Italian citizenship now that you mention this lmao. Even if for just bragging about it at a bar.

  325. Oh shocker they found “transgender markings” on the shell casings or some shit smh….still haven’t found the shooter but found some “markings” wonder if they’ll ever find the real shooter….Trumps like yay another Epstein distraction.

    1. “It’s incredibly reasonable that we won’t show you pictures of said casings and the fact that we don’t know who the shooter is because the FBI is run by a podcaster precludes that fact. We know it seems convenient that he wrote established right wing buzzwords on his casings, but don’t think about that, we have grape Kool Aid today”

      1. Right the same people who claim disaster actors in something like Sandy Hook are already salivating at all the truthfulness of this.

        1. I said this becore but it’s the truth. Every fucking right wing talking point the last 15 years has been a psy-op to make it seem insane when people complain about them doing it. Remember QAnon? Imagine saying there is a cabal of pedophiles running the government now that it’s true. You seem insane.

          1. Dude Trump
            Said he didn’t ever wrote a picture in his whole life how dare you accuse him of being a pedo….the entire Republican Party would kick him out on his ass if there was any truth to that…once they got his dick out their mouth.

      1. My love for you forces me to do…things they don’t call Jimmy Cake for nothing

  326. Also, the idea the guy was well trained and prepared enough to not only hit a insta kill shot from 600 feet accounting from elevation and then escaped without anybody noticing but was dumb enough to leave shell casings with markings on it is fucking absurd.

  327. It’s actually kinda impressive that Volpe has any home runs considering he’s swinging with a fucking torn meniscus in his shoulder lmao. What an insane fucking organization.

  328. I partially tore the labrum in my shoulder and the thought of picking up a bat fucking hurt. I can’t even imagine.

  329. Oh wait I didn’t even know about the mysterious private jet that “vanished” after the shooting for a while

    1. Because this was an ordered hit lol. How long until they find some random immigrant and say he did it?

      2. No, they will get that guy in video with kamala harris that had a beard but was wearing a dress lol

        1. They already arrested the wrong person 3 times so it’s whatever at this point. Thank god the FBI is run by people with experience in this, and not a fucking podcaster.

          2. If you complain about DEI hires and think Bongino should be Deputy Director of the FBI, you should actually fucking off yourself. With fucking urgency and aggression.

  330. The people who believe that the shooter really engraved his bullets with pro trans messages are probably the same people that wire money to relatives when they get a call from some random Indian guy.

    1. hey if trans people actually get their bullets to the target maybe the army shouldn't forbid them from enlisting

  331. Also, everyone who tries to have a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk but not for the kids that got shot yesterday should genuinely be fucking shot and rolled into a ditch like a dead dog.

      2. You should agree with everything I say because none of it is wrong. If everyone of these fucking leeches died tomorrow, not one thing would get worse in my life, so why the fuck should I care if these sub human fucking ghouls die? Life will go on and I’ll be unbothered because I don’t make hating trans people my whole personality.

  332. We need to literally just keep telling these people to their face they’re sub human. Maybe Right wingers will remember what shame is, if being a conservative doesn’t mandate removing your frontal cortex as a prerequisite.

  333. Also, tell me Putin/Xi doesn’t have their hands puppeteering every world government. Why are the right wingers in the EU having a moment of silence for a fucking American internet influencer? Yeah, zero dark money involved there, totally normal for foreign dignitaries to hold moments of silence for random fucking Americans all the time.

    1. “Here, we love you for being Jewish, no labels” is fucking hysterical tbh

  336. Kirk’s killing killed the Red Hood comic…like hey we’re not even going to get a new writer kill the comic

  337. Incel behavior from rich dudes is fucking beyond cringe tbh.

  338. Never mind, this game is ass like every TNF game. Sad.

  341. They’re never catching this dude, the FBI is full of dumb fuck nepo hires.

  342. This is exactly what caused the fall of Rome BTW. The Emperors started appointing loyalists instead of people who actually know how to do the job and it completely destroyed the empire from the inside.

  343. Luigi should have waited a few months until they purged everybody from the FBI. He would never have been found 😔

  344. Does Dan Bongino even have a college degree? I might actually be more qualified than him lmao

  345. Playing more Trails in the Sky tonight. Releasing the demo so early was cruel, I don't wanna get too far and ruin the flow before release

    1. It's definitely up there if it isn't the top. It feels weird that I haven't heard this song in forever

  350. The new panty and stocking episode is insane. Voldemort casting avada kadavra with a dildo was a choice. Yes this actually happened

    2. Like literal Voldemort or are you just saying the character looks like him?

      1. It's literally voldemort. Like it looks like Deathly Hallows part 2 in every way lol

    1. Unfortunately they're right. Look at the institutional and worldwide reactions. It makes no sense but it's happening

      1. No, they’re not. People cared that MLK was assassinated. Nobody with a normal functioning brain even knew who Charlie Kirk was and this will be forgotten in 4 news cycles when Trump inevitably tries to fucking buy Ireland or some dumb shit.

    2. Except I didn’t even know anything about this guy till he was killed lol. These people are delusional

      1. That's because you don't watch 19 year olds argue over whether abortion is way worse than the holocaust or whether blacks are too dumb and violent to survive without white people

      2. Same when I watched South Park and Cartman has his hairstyle idk who he was based on.

  353. HE MADE A FUCKING AI POST BASED ON A MOVIE ABOUT HUMANS BECOMING MONSTERS AT WAR AND MADE IT ABOUT SENDING THE MILITARY INTO HIS OWN FUCKING COUNTRY

  354. Nintendo fans are defending $80 remasters. Metroid Prime 4 is going to get universal 10s no matter what. They're the Disney of gaming.

    1. Nobody praises Disney though. People like Nintendo games for the most part.

      1. You're kidding. Every MCU movie was automatically get a 90% RT score for a decade.

    2. Also, you’re acting like Metroid as a series isn’t maybe the most consistently great long running series. Prime 4 will probably be great at absolute worst.

      1. Have you seen the game? It's GameCube/Wii tier but in an open world. It's like ReCore.

        1. You say that like everyone doesn’t fucking wish games were that good again lol

          1. I just expect some innovation after 20 years. I'm tired of franchises trying to RVTURN to their roots.

        2. I’ll take a good game with subpar graphics than a beautiful turd

          1. I'm not talking about the graphics though. They didn't even update the aim mechanics.

          2. Because they’re aready perfect my dude. Prime figured out how to do first person platforming 20 years ago and nobody has bothered to replicate it.

  355. I just gotta laugh at how fucking incompetent the FBI is. Now fucking think, this is happening at EVERY LEVEL OF GOVERNMENT because it’s all filled with Trump’s gay harem of drunk wife beaters. This is how Rome got destroyed.

  356. I don’t know if this joke makes sense but Peter Thiel talks like an 80’s child actor that got cast as a meth head uncle on a 2000’s cop drama.

  357. Nobody will convince me that man isn’t reptillian. He can’t even talk in a normal way because it’s like his brain has to process what would be the most “optimally human response” who the fuck has to pause to think when asked “Do you want humanity to endure?” Sounds like a Reptoid to me folks. Peter Thiel is an anagram of The Reptile. Wake up sheeple.

  361. This is so much worse than the PS5 launch. Remember all the hate Sony got for those remasters?

  362. Nintendo is charging $80 for remastered and spending their entire Direct on them

  369. did Ditto really need to become a kid that looks like she has Down's syndrome

    1. what do you mean Spiffy, you can now rebuy a Virtual Boy to play… Waterworld

  375. I don't think I have ever seen a bigger case of "lmao these idiots will eat up anything we throw at them" than this Virtual Boy thing

  376. Fatal Frame 2 remake and a Danganronpa 2 remake with a new route??? This is a karmy direct and I couldn't even be there

  378. Too many intelligent young men with minimal life prospects. Incendiary situation.

    1. Huh, I wonder if this is our fault? No, it’s the trans people causing this- Republicans

    2. Huh, I wonder if this is our fault? No, it’s the trans people causing this- Republicans

  379. Good video games are a national security issue. There was nothing to distract himself with.

  384. I think E33 ruined my future expectations for games onwards because if thirty french pricks can make a true masterpiece on a reasonable budget then I expect for a quadrillion dollar company to do better than rererelease Mario Galaxy for $80, a game where Ditto morphs into a kid with Down Syndrome face, and adding a Virtual Boy library locked behind a physical visor paywall

        1. Oh my god shut up. I don’t even fucking care about Nintendo. You guys have been arguing with me about the quality of AAA games for a fucking decade and NOW after you play one overhyped indie RPG suddenly small budget games are better? Nah, give me a fucking break. I’ve been saying this for a decade and you guys have called me a hipster and a cynic.

          2. You are just trying to downplay it because you don't have access to it. In an IGNer kind of way

          3. It’s overhyped Leo. If an indie game makes the internet cream themselves like this, it’s overhyped. It doesn’t mean it’s bad, but Hollow Knight, Stardew, Undertale all of them. They aren’t as good as the internet acts like they are.

          5. This is coming from somebody who loves all those games Leo. It’s just the truth.

  385. Nah, you guys don’t get to argue in favor of smaller budget games being better after you spent a decade arguing with me about how AAA games are bloated trash for the most part.

  386. If only people had come to the revelation that the cost of games skyrocketing to make isn’t gonna make better games.

  387. And I would still rather watch a direct than have E3.

  388. Also, DQ 7 remake so that automatically means it’s a good direct 👍🏻

  389. Republicans and toning down the violent rhetoric after they find out a shooter isn’t a BLM Antifa pro-trans communist with 15K Post Karma on r/antiwork after they see he was a Trump voter. Name a more iconic duo.

  390. The guy has resting Mormon spousal rape face, he was always gonna be a Trump donor.

  391. Or maybe he was just indoctrinated by liberal colleges. In Orem Utah.

  394. Why does Patel always look like you just found him doing coke off a stripper’s tits in the bathroom of a party?

  395. Hades 2, Little Nightmares 3, DQ7 and 1+2 were prob the main ones. Oh yeah and Metroid prime 4

    1. I’m excited as fuck for DQ7 and Fatal Frame 2. IDC.

  396. Also new FE. As somebody who doesn’t only like 3 Houses…

  397. All this Mario Galaxy stuff and we still can’t get Galaxy 3. What a cruel world

  398. I finished Vinland saga last night. Great show, the people who hated season 2 are morons. Can’t wait for season 3

    1. S2's animation sucked but the story was god tier. It was similar to AoT S4 but with less bad CGI.

  399. I love the galaxy games but $40 each is stupid for an 18 and 15 year old games. No changes either

      1. Yep. $60 for 3 games. Pass on these. Already have all stars and both galaxy games on Wii

    1. I don’t really get the point of this because there’s like 1 game anybody likes on VB lol

    1. I’m very upset that Charlie Kirk’s shooter wasn’t a Pro-Trans, ANTIFA radical left Communist with 15K post Karma on r/antiwork.

      I have to delete a lot of posts calling Mamdani racial slurs on Truth Social now.

  404. So looks like Danganronpa 2×2 (real cheeky, that shit is Dangan 4), Dragon Quest 7 remake, Fatal Frame 2 remake. I miss anything else good?

    1. New FE if you’re into that which you probably aren’t.

      1. I've fallen off 3 houses like 3 times and that's the one with the gimmick I like lol, so probably

  405. I haven’t played Engage but I like 3 Houses a lot. But I’m also a real FE fan and not a casual who picked it up because they heard 3 Houses was like Harry Potter.

    1. I played 3 horses because it was on sale which is a fucking miracle with ninty

        1. I knew what this was before I clicked the link lol

  406. The Mets really might not make the playoffs even after they bragged all season of getting Soto. Oof

      1. They gotta play a hot Rangers team, two playoff teams in the Cubs and Padres, and play against the Nats and Marlins who have given them trouble lately.

        1. We’re playing the Dodgers and Padres fucking 15 times B.

          2. They’re still better than us my man, we’re starting half a roster of AAAA players right now. They have Hernandez batting 8th.

    2. Bragged? Thats funny coming from a Yankees fan- also they are in second

      1. I mean they were. Mets fans were going around saying it was a Mets town before a single pitch was thrown.

    3. That being said, Soto wasn’t going to fix their team in one go. Their problem is that they cannot develop position player prospects. Baty/Vientos/Alvarez was supposed to be their big core of talent around Alonso/Soto/Lindor and they’re all AAAA busts.

      But really, they had a terrible trade deadline. Helsley alone has blown like 8 games. Genuinely might be the worst trade deadline pickup ever.

  407. Ah, prime 4 release date as well. December which is pretty good

  408. I should rank the FE games

    IMO: Path of Radiance > Radiant Dawn > Awakening > 3 Houses > Sacred Stones > Blazing Blade > Fates > Blinding Blade

  409. Only thing with Dangan 4 is I probably should play that with the gf, so I can't do that all in one go like I normally would 😢

          2. It’s not that. But I just don’t think men should share that stuff. But I know I’m in an insane, probably non-existent minority on that.

          3. No, I agree, I think that shit's weird. That's why I just said I'd post the lonely island video to be funny once and never mention that shit again

  410. I haven’t played fancy new remakes yet but I own them friend

    1. I just don't talk about that much because I don't want to be that guy that talks about his significant other all the damn time

  413. Ranking the RE games

    REmake > RE4make > RE2make > RE 7 > Code Veronica > Village > RE3make > RE 5 > RE Zero > RE 6 > Staring at the blank tv with a controller in my hand thinking about all the childhood pets I had who’ve died > Deadaim

    1. I don't think I can pick between 1 and 4 remake tbh, they're both 10s and perfect at what they do, doing very different things

        3. You two adore that and gush about it every time it’s brought up. How is this surprising

          1. Did you like ask or say to her you want her to be your girlfriend or you want to be her boyfriend. What does suppose mean here?

          2. I said suppose because I don't think it's that big a deal lol

          5. He asked but she just giggled and didn’t answer so now he doesn’t know but he’s afraid to both call her not his girlfriend and his girlfriend at the same time. Schrödinger’s girlfriend.

  415. Speaking of fixed camera apologists, I should buy RE2 OG at some point now that it's actually available on modern platforms. 2 also holds up pretty well, even if I don't think the fixed camera for that one is as relevant for the horror as REmake's

  416. Ranking the Max Payne Games

    Max Payne 1 = Max Payne 2 > 3

    Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

    1. I kept trying to get into Max Payne 3 because this schizophrenic guy in the psych ward kept muttering about it "being a good game" in-between his rants about nwords, pedophile nurses and threatening to kill pink people but it never clicked.

  417. I got a dose of nostalgia when I saw a video about DSP this morning in my recs. The fact he’s still kicking around is genuinely inspiring in a cosmic horror kinda way.

      1. Apparently since then he went on a few podcasts including a V tuber one to “rehab” his image and they just made fun of him the whole time lol.

        1. And yes, DSP interacting with V Tubers is exactly as cursed as it seems.

  418. I’ve been up since 4:30. I played some Hollow Knight but damn I don’t feel good.

      1. Yes, because a guy who said that women who are raped shouldn’t be allowed to have abortions is right up there with MLK. Give me a break.

        1. No? They got killed because of words. I think having him up there with Jesus and MLK is funny.

          1. He got killed because this country lets loonies own guns, his words were irrelevant to his death.

  420. Karma, if I play Daganrompa, will you play Hollow Knight?

      1. You’d actually probably like it more than I like Daganrompa lol

        1. You never know lol. I mean you like Ace Attorney, it's pretty much a more interactive version of that

    1. My thoughts are can we see the part of the game that isn't amnesia yet?

      1. I think Leon is the playable character for the Racoon City section and they’re keeping that as a surprise.

        1. They're taking way too long with that tho. Also like even if Leon is a big part, I hope Grace's part isn't primarily an amnesia clone. I like being able to actually fight back

  424. I’m actually dying at that post dude. What the fuck is going on with the simulation.

  425. Satire is dead. How can I possibly ever make something funnier than that up? Genuinely.

  427. It looks like a fucking Bioshock propaganda poster lmao

  428. We’re actually losing our rights and country to a bunch of dudes who would get laughed out of a furry Naruto cosplay convention for being so lame.

  429. The Department of WAR is so childish I can’t even fathom it lol

  430. I’m gonna wake up every single day and say “I love the smell of deportations in the morning.” What a fucking banger line

  431. Karma, what are your thoughts on Trump invading Chicago?

    1. It's stupid but at least I'm far away from the city. I don't expect them to actually do anything but waste taxpayer money and stand around like jackasses

      1. I love that the troops in Washington DC are just cleaning the streets. It’s hilarious how wasteful this is. But we can’t have ducking healthcare, that’s socialism.

        1. They're literally doing nothing. They make it sound like all out brawls or shootouts in the street are happening constantly. It's just a regular city, there's nothing that can be cleaned up by sending a goddamn army in

          1. Trump literally made it seem like Oakland was in a current all out warzone the same day I played a fucking lovely round of golf in Oakland lmao

  432. Imagine the absolute carnal rage that would have ensued if Obama had made a post titled “Full Metal Jackson” with his head photoshopped onto Sgt Pyle and he threatened to invade Mississippi. These people are fucking cucks with no Father figures. All of them.

  434. I shouldn’t be surprised at all about anything any more but Jesus Christ, why are those in power so fucking lame.

  435. It's nice to be out in the boonies again to avoid that kinda trash tbh.

    Fr tho my hometown is so much better than the town I lived in before. This neighborhood has so many food trucks stopping by for some reason. The filipino one has some bomb-ass food

    1. That’s how I felt moving back home too lol. There’s a good ass Guatemalan food truck down the street from my house. Also, California is just so much more walkable than Texas. And I don’t mean that in a pretentious “cars suck” kind of way, I just mean it’s nice the roads can be walked as well.

      1. Too true lol.

        Yeah in my case it takes forever to get out of my neighborhood even with a car, but I don't mind because driving is a lot more chill compared to the burbs nearer to the city. If I had a bike tho, this neighborhood is like the perfect area

  436. I love how genuinely scared Grace is in every trailer. It’s going to add so much to the horrory scenes and sections

  437. How do you think Leon will wear his emo hair as a near 50 year old man?

    1. Tumblr is NOT equipped for Silver Fox daddy Leon. It just isn’t.

    1. I believe it, but the older he gets the funnier it'll be

  439. Liberal gentrification in places like Chicago is arguably worse than Trump's pseudo military police.

  440. Also will his RE2 and 4 VA be back? I hope so ngl, he nails it

  441. Man even if it's remake city I like that we're getting high budget horror games again. RE isn't alone anymore, we got SH and Fatal Frame back

    1. Fatal Frame 2 announcement made me happy. I think just me and you though lmao

      1. Yeah fr lol. No one else here bothered with 4 when it was localized a couple years ago

        1. I haven’t played the 4 remake yet but only because I had literally played a translated Rom like 3 months before it got announced

          1. Yeah I remember. Nice thing about these PS2 era horror games is they're very quick tho.

            Not as fun as 5, but I'm here for the j horror atmosphere

      2. Is that the franchise Sam really liked? The one better than RE and Silent Hill?

  442. You can tell the DoA team made Fatal Frame 5 because of the "wetness" mechanic. That shit was comedy

  443. We better get Plague Doctor Ada in this game or I’m sending an intercontinental ballistics missile to Capcom headquarters with “If you’re reading this, you’re gay lmao” written on it.

    1. Got em lol

      I'd be shocked if she wasn't there with leon being in

      1. Maybe they’re hiding the fact Ada and Leon settled down and made mixed race babies together from us.

      1. I always found it weird he just had to say yes like they were gonna literally hang him in the quad if he just said “Uh, fuck no I didn’t leave me alone.”

  447. If you think about it, none of the books after 4 should exist because the school would get sued to hell after the 4th. “Um, I’m sorry, you forced my child to almost drown at the bottom of the lake for a stupid fucking fire cup tournament? Oh, and you released dragons on campus, that was a good idea.”

    1. "My son literally got killed by the wizard KKK and everyone in the crowd is a witness"

    2. And tbf the government did want to get rid of Dumbledore after the events of 4 lol

  448. Alt reality where Lionel Hutz is Hogwarts lawyer “Now listen here Mr. Fudge, we were not putting the chidlren at risk. We were just stretching the definition of ‘competition’ a bit!”

  450. Brock Purdy out, Mac Jones starting for the Niners. No Kittle either. Winnable game?

    1. You look like a Court Jester doing Doc Brown from BTTF cosplay.

  452. Yukari complaining about the water pressure is so fucking real oh my god, I love her.

  454. I don't know why anti government protestors are so dumb (on average). I would kill myself if I were Nepalese.

  458. Why the fuck does Youtube care about advertisers being offended when every ad I get is ai slop scams and anime porno games? Is AI Joe Rogan gonna get offended that a youtuber said fuck and stop paying for ads to tell me about free solar panels?

  459. Since I'm staying at my dad's house for the weekend to watch the dog, time to watch live TV yet again complete with shitty commercials

  461. I guess it's National Treasure until I figure out what else to do

  463. Is anybody feeling spooky season kinda early this year?

        1. Just say it. It can’t be as bad as me refusing to admit my friend didn’t love me even though her and everyone else told me that she didn’t, so just speak.

  468. What the fuck, Seth Rogan and Jerry Trainor are here randomly lol

  469. I kinda want Forest to eat it now that they fucked over Nuno. I just don’t think Postecoglu is a very good manager tbh.

  470. I love Karma experiencing my life whenever I play live TV roulette.

  475. 🫵🤣 you just gave up a walk off grand slam to right handed patrick bailey

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  477. The Right try not to act like victimized retards before they even know what the shooter’s political affiliation is challenge: Fuck you, THIS IS WAR difficulty.

  478. And why the fuck is Musk getting involved, he’s not even American. Go back to your own fucking country you fucking Blood Emerald nepo cunt.

  480. Why does every guy on social media who says “This is the final straw! We need to KILL ALL LEFTIES” look like their family tree is a wreath?

  481. Hojlund already has a goal for Napoli. Sigh. Say the line Bart: “…Yanited bad”

    YAYYYYYYYYY!

  482. “They just showed doors opening, they fumbled Metroid so hard”- 2001 me watching Space World videos in 15p and angrily typing about how Metroid Prime is going to be trash because it’s different

  483. By the way, 5/5000 is .01 percent which is not “disporortionate” in any definition. At least Charlie Kirk died as he lived, not being able to do statistics.

  484. “Talk to me baby, what do you want?”

    “So I really want a Xenogears remake. Xenogears is the first game in this series which started on the PS1 then Xeno-Saga on PS2 is like a spiritual successor/continuation, but it was originally a script for Final Fantasy VII…”

  486. I wanted to buy some gloves off etsy, but because I have a VPN they permanently suspended my account I just made, and blacklisted my bank info.
    It is total bullshit.

  488. His “tactics” are garbage. All his defenders will be injured by November when they inevitably pop their hammies playing that suicide high line for zero reason.

  489. Also, my time zone is not fair for FPL. How am I supposed to set my lineup when the first game is on at 4:30 in the morning?

  490. Thank god Aina was injured. Didn’t end up as costly for me as it could have. Might get Livramento cs and potential assist(s) in his place

    1. Yeah, you’re lucky Aina’s hamstring went just thinking about playing Mateball

      1. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I crank my hog on company time

    2. When I worked at IVF clinic last year I goon once a month for samples

  495. Harvey Elliot’s haircut should be banned by the fucking Geneva convention.

  498. I mean, it was objectively funny, like a Three Stooges bit, but it was also so fucking goofy.

  499. Well that was a game that was played and will be documented for historical purposes.

  504. Thank god Fulham scored, I would have crashed out at a random Rodon CS last on my bench.

      1. Bro literally did the “fighting game character that got stunned” reaction after it bonked him. Fucking hysterical

  507. We’re 3 points behind Chelsea both with a game left to play and apparently Chelsea are “title contenders” but we’re in crisis mode.

  509. Seriously, the idea that Sancho isn’t our problem any more is so liberating. Legit worst transfer in United history.

  510. I don’t get the Thomas Frank hype tbh. He’s your average British mid table manager. Spurs always do this, have an amazing debut for a manager where you go “uh oh, Spurs look good” and then they proceed to get battered by two struggling teams and you go “Yep, that’s the Spurs we know.”

  511. And West Ham putting their own labels on bottled water is so fucking tacky. Oh my god.

    1. That was a foul, IDC. He was open because the dude decided to two hand shove his defender to the ground. It affected the play.

  516. Actually, it was pretty harsh, but this is all because they don’t protect the Keeper any more unless they’re playing United.

  517. Also, and this should be obvious, back in 2012 it was still not socially acceptable to do Black Face, yet he seemed to think it was.

    1. Henry is too, he always looks around and hides in the bushes. I call it “sentry mode” lol

    1. People were saying this exact thing about both Metroid Prime 3 and Dread and they’re two of the best games in the series. Retro has never made a bad game.

      1. He's not just a random twitter user though. He's an industry veteran with lots of connections. He was the writer for High on Life.

    1. He showed up to write “Trash Effect” in the chat and then left.

  526. Metroid Fusion releasing today would be having these internet gooners complaining separate areas instead of one big map lol.

  527. TThe Spot in wwe/aaa worlds collide where the clown guy rips off his mask and has another mask underneath that looks like he ripped off his face and Xavier woods running away was actually funny

    1. I was too busy watching the Young Bucks wrestle Wheeler Yuta. A real comedy act vs new age Stone Cold.

        1. I can’t believe Triple Hitler would counter program AEW by murdering Charlie Kirk like Vince murdered Owen Hart

  528. “They fumbled Metroid Prime 2 so hard. All they did was add light and dark areas?”- Twitter if it existed in 2004.

    1. Karma posting a picture of him in snake skin pants like Undertaker would literally be the most upvoted post ever on this site.

  531. The governor of Utah literally said “I was praying it wasn’t one of us, that he was a Muslim or from another country.”

    Jesus fucking christ these people need to be fucking shot too.

  532. Kash Patel looks like his friend gave him some dick pills from the gas station that were passed the expiration date and he’s absolutely geeking off it

      1. He always looks like you just barged in on him railing a line off a stripper’s tits in the bathroom of a party every time he’s on camera.

  533. I kind of sympathize with the right trying their hardest to pin this on trans people even now because Kirk's last words were about deranged gunmen being disproportionately trans.

    1. How the fuck can that even be true when the number of trans people in the US is under 1%? Literally every mass shooting would have to be done by a Trans person for that to be true.

      1. The guy he was arguing with pointed out they account for about 5/5000 perpetrators then Kirk asked "counting or not counting gang violence" (i.e. blacks) and sadly we never got to hear the rest.

  534. How do you think god responds when somebody says “Please god let the shooter be brown” lmao

    1. “Take that up with Allah man, I gotta start getting you guys mad about the war on Christmas, it’s only 4 months away”

  535. This entire country is wrapped in an anti-reality fucking death cult.

  537. Literally, if I was writing a satire of right wingers, I would make them say something as absurd as they wished a shooter was brown lol. How can I even compete.

  539. There’s a joke in my story that’s just a bit of absurdist humor based on this guy I unfortunately knew. The joke is that it’s an ad for his city council campaign and he literally just says “I fucking hate you, I hate everyone. But everyone includes the people you also don’t like!” And I feel like that’s not even clever satire any more

  541. I feel like me, DK and Karma will watch directs, see a remake of a game only sickos care about and be like “Hell yeah” because that was me with Fatal Frame 2 and DQ7 remakes.

      1. I’m so hyped to play 1.2.3 and 7 remakes. I’m waiting to play 3 until after I play 1 and 2. I bet 1 a few years ago and liked it but want to try the remake too

    2. I mean overall it was a meh direct. The biggest announcements were pretty much 3rd party lol.

      1. To you because you only play one big AAA game and 2 hyped indie games a year.

        1. The only notworthy Nintendo news here was Metroid Prime 4 finally getting a date and the new FE. Outside of that, Hades 2 and DQ7 were bigger deals

  544. I've literally done nothing but catch up on this anime season today, why am I tired?

      1. That's hard tbh. I wanna say Bunnygirl or Call of the Night. Panty and stocking has some good segments too, but probably too out there

    1. “Hey wanna go back to my place and have some fun?”

      – “So yeah, I’ve been trying to get this one rare blade for like 50 hours, maybe you’ll be good luck”

  546. Also, tbh this year hasn't been super great for AAA games I feel. Doom, Mafia, DK, Mario Kart were really the only ones out so far that interest me. Maybe Death Stranding 2 but I need to give the first another chance

      1. Save the money and just play the remaster collection

  547. Did this season of rent a girlfriend cover the pool boner scene? Only part of that show I want to watch because it's hilarious

  550. I wish Bunny Girl didn't air in the summer. The first season was so comfy and nice as a fall watch.

      1. I noticed fall anime also tends to be more popular/remain in the public consciousness. I cant think of any famous summer anime.

  551. Summer anime sucks because you have to watch it while the suns out full blast.

    2. Missing No. still getting work is awesome to see.

  553. Call of the Night is a massive glow up from last season tbh. The first season purely worked from vibes

  555. I need a haircut bad, halfway between Leon Kennedy and Alan Woke

      1. No, after a shower it looks too mullety to be ignored. That at least must go

        1. Yeah, I know when it’s time to get a haircut when I say “This is too Mullet-ey for my liking”

          1. Yeah, I was gonna wait for my vacation, but I don't think I can live in shame that long

          1. Harby with the Morgan Whalen cut would be so funny lmao

  556. All caught up now. I have no idea what to do the rest of the day

    1. I'll stick with my Leon jacket that everyone compliments

    1. Spins snickers around my fingers

      “This is the Snickers candy bar, the greatest candy ever made. Only one bar fills you up.”

  561. I’m personally for AI taking the jobs of people running fast food places. I’d feel bad bitching about them getting my order wrong if it was some teenager they don’t pay nearly enough to care. I will NOT feel bad cussing out the robo cashier when they fuck up.

  562. Conservatives trying to say the guy had a trans partner that indoctrinated and brainwashed him is almost hilarious levels of cope. But TBH, it would be very on brand for a hardcore right winger to be in a relationship with a trans woman because they’re all obsessed with trans porn.

      1. I don’t even know what to do any more. My players al scored but I still barely got any points lol

          1. I have 42 with 3 to play but I haven’t gotten one single big haul yet

    1. Because they had the game, they had a FG attempt with 7 seconds left and kicked wide right

      1. Ok? 55 yard field goals are hard for professionals.

          1. Except how many kickers get drafted before the 6th round? Very, very few. We just assume every kick inside 60 should be automatic because some pros are gods at it, but reality is 99% of kickers in the world are gonna hit like 60% at best in college

  570. The black female barber at shop wanted my take on the charlie kirk killer lol

    1. She probably had the scissors to the neck in case you gave the wrong answer

      1. Ya- it was a little awkward because other people there too but ultimately we agreed

  571. I wanted to buy some gloves off etsy, but because I have a VPN they permanently suspended my account I just made, and blacklisted my bank info.
    It is total bullshit.

    1. Comrade Xi didn’t want you getting around them tariffs.

      1. Because America decided to let the guy who doesn’t even know what a tariff is, institute 100% tariffs on fucking everything because we’re in an anti-reality death cult.

  574. Also, what the fuck is the point of resting a player only to bring them on at half time? Either start them and take them off at 60 minutes or whatever or just don’t play them. Maresca fucking sucks.

  575. Brentford was just spamming long throws the entire game and Maresca did nothing. Dude is legit fucking clueless as a manager.

      1. So you got to see why Gyorkeres was so deadly in Portugal with that much space in behind? Lmao

          1. Next press conference “Yeah m8, it’s just tough when all your defenders are instantly injured because they have to run a track meet twice a week.”

          3. Playing “expansive high press football” is woke nonsense my guy. Non-woke football is 4-4 FACKIN- 2 with a target man and getting stuck in yeah?

          4. Nuno had them looking legit- ange is gonna bring em to championship

          5. They were doing well because they built the team around Nuno’s defensive style which worked. They do not have the players for high energy, high line pressing. Literally not at all.

          6. Yeah- if it wasn’t working for spurs – definitely not forest

  576. If we win tomorrow, we’re a point behind Chelsea but apparently Chelsea are a lock for top 5 and we’re getting relegated to the Malawian 4th tier.

      1. He doesn’t. He’s just trolling me because they’re playing my Alma mater lol

  580. The neighbor girl I like invited me to a party/barbecue thing for her dad and I went but I took an edible and I’m trippin the life fantastic.

    1. I do edibles on my weekends so I dont over do it. I did 200 MG last week from these Small drinks and it hit so good.

      1. I take edibles often, but usually not when I have shit to do but she invited me after I already took it so it’s whatever.

        1. For me a very high dose of edibles can turn into a very very mild psychedelic trip

          1. Yeah, it can. I ate a brownie my friend made the butter wrong with and it was just like pure THC and I was so lit lol.

  583. Alot of people from Illinois go for Notre Dame because Illinois colleges suck ass. Go Oregon.

  584. Bruh, why Oregon? I mean, their uniform game is SS tier but man, fuck Oregon and their fans.

    1. Just the team I grew up rooting for in college. They hardly ever win just like my Bears. What is there to hate about.

  588. OH MY GOD WE WON A BIG GAME THAT WASN’T BAMA. I LOVE MIKE ELKO

    1. DK, scroll down to my long comment to Key. You’d find it funny

  594. Liverpool are so fucking lucky. I can’t believe this shit. Fucking shit manager. If our 120 million player played as shit as Wirtz has, he’d be getting HAMMERED by the press. Hell Antony at least scored on his fucking debut against Arsenal. Unreal levels of bias when it comes to how our players/manager are treated.

    1. He looks like John Travolta from Battlefield Earth doing Blackface

  596. Needed a pen and a red card to score against a team we scored 3 against. Genuinely fucking don’t @ me about Slot.

      1. Eh, no. I went and practiced some chipping at the range and then the neighbor girl invited me and my cousin to come hang out with her family and other friends for her dad’s birthday.

          1. It was fun. Before I left, she said “Me and my mom saw what happened to you when you went to get a deink and we both were laughing so hard.”

            TBH, it was fucking impeccable timing, it was like a planned bit. I don’t know how I manage to have such goofy shit happen to me.

          3. Bro, it really is. I don’t get it. Maybe I really do just have natrual comedic timing. People do really laugh at random things I say even when I’m not trying to be funny.

            Like when we were golfing and I said “Last time I missed a fairway the Pope was an alter boy”

  600. I am shocked to learn that the new Seth Rogan Apple TV comedy is actually different to that other Seth Rogan Apple TV comedy

      1. You should. You’d like it. I don’t like PE2 that much though

          1. It falls into that territory of “fine game, shitty sequel”

  602. I think the reason I'm hesitant to tell because I'm afraid if it's just a phase

    1. That’s fine. I thought me liking petite blondes was a phase. Now half my hidden pictures are WWE girls.

  603. Imma come clean: I'm having feelings but…… She's 19.

    Yea she's an adult but I feel like I'm betraying my principles.

          1. THAT'S THE THING DIKIIIII. You know me, I've always preferred older women, even if lately I'm lowering my age standards but here? She's like 10 years 4 months younger! That's where betraying the principles comes from T_T

  604. I’m starting to think 90% of QB’s aren’t horrible busts, they just aren’t tought how to be any good. Every QB that goes to Shanny becomes an above average player.

    1. Tbh unless you have no other option every new QB needs to sit for most of their first season at least. When you're like the Pats and you had next to nothing on your team to help out a young QB you're throwing him to the wolves

      1. Yep, Rodgers sat for years behind Favre and he was ready to go, Love too. But these teams at the bottom are always looking for a miracle instead of just being well run

  605. I want to try to replay at least RE8 and Dead Space 2 for spooky season. Maybe another game too, maybe replay SH2 remake IDK

  607. Just cancel this shitshow already and we can try again years later

      1. I hope it goes well you know. There's a reason why I prefer older women, it's cause I've always heard how husbands end up cheating on younger women so I don't want to be like that. But I think as I grow up I realized there's factors why they cheat (not justifying it obviously).

  609. r/soccer try not to cum themselves into a husk over a player whose game they did not watch. He literally cost them the game but we gotta have a circle jerky post.

    If United got relegated, the entire PL would shut down out of complete fear of having no inane garbage to post 24/7

  611. Yes Senny I saw what is passing for Regis to these show runners

    1. I wouldn't say there's nothing wrong with it but legally and morally it's fine, they're adults. Just personally I know there's a maturity difference. I can tell with my gf, she's 5 and 1/2 years younger, and it's obvious we're in slightly different age groups.

  617. Mcatee could be really good at forest IMO but its ange- kid is pretty good though

    1. Going to folks for lunch now and gonna watch it with dear ol dad

      1. Nice enjoy- I will likely be walking the ladies during game

  619. I should wear the new adidas drip for the match
    Jota 🫶🏻

  622. The morning live TV roulette is Man of Steel. Never actually seen it. Prolly not gonna pay much attention because my priority is FF3 today

  625. Dear God I loathe celebrity televised weddings. You're not loyalty, attention whores.

  629. Live TV is obsessed with bananas apparently. First they advertise some sort of non-lethal self defense gun by replacing the gun with a banana, and now there's banana ball? This is the shit old people watch?

  631. I don’t talk about boxing a lot because literally nobody cares, but Crawford boxed a fucking technical masterpiece against Canelo last night. He stayed inside the entire time and still outboxed him.

  632. Crawford is top 5 in his weight class all time, but his legacy will be diminished because this age of boxing is a complete joke.

  633. I think I like 3 less than 1, but it's definitely better than 2. 2 is a mess even outside it's trash leveling system

  636. Got the best airship now. I probably can beat the game today I think?

  637. This fucking team is so unreal lucky. Slot is a fucking trash manager. Don’t @ me

  638. Literal fucking trash manager who gets lucky over and over and over and over. Literally as bad as ETH, maybe worse.

  639. The king provides for his people once again. Never in doubt. Ok even I was almost out of faith this time

  640. Is every manager who struggles and scores a last second pen to win against Burnley gonna have 500 articles written about him? Oh, it’s Liverpool. Nobody cares.

  641. Where are the immediate 600 articles about how Slot’s job is on the line. Legit, Liverpool have looked worse than us most of this season.

  642. You have to be an extremely asocial freak to actually believe in free speech

    1. Slot is a fucking trash manager. Nobody can convince me otherwise. They have gotten insane luck in all 4 games

      1. More like “Oh boy, we spent 500 million and should beat Burnley”

        “Oh fuck, Slot sucks”

        “Ah, we got a shit penalty and deflected goal in stoppage time and won”

  645. Liverpool gonna get lauded for “character” and “determination” or some garbage meanwhile we were getting relegated to the fucking Taiwanese 9th division.

  646. Completely dominated that second half and the goal was coming and coming and then it finally arrived. Possession at one time was 90-10%
    Burnley offered nothing all game

    We thoroughly deserved that win

    1. It wasn’t because your 120 million dollar player is worse than Antony but sure.

        1. 120 million. Pogba ain’t get this grace. He shouldn’t either.

      2. There's no reason for him to try when they're going to win anyway. Thsts why Salah is phoning it in and Isak isn't even playing.

  647. Liverpool celebrating a barely scrapped win against Burnley will get 15 articles written about it, right?

  648. The entirety of sports media will be questioning Slot’s mentality, right? Fucking joke. Nobody gives a shit about Liverpool, United are more relevant finishing 15th.

  649. Announcer had to mention Hannibal was an ex-United player because we’re more relevant being trash for a decade than Liverpool is at their best.

  650. If Bruno had celebrated like Salah, everyone would be saying he’s not captain materiel for a month. Double fucking standards.

  651. The Prem is fucking so boring now. “Pace and power” has ruined the league. It’s so one dimensional now.

  652. All these teams being forced to take fliers on expensive, inexperienced strikers is killing the league tbh. So many 0-0, 1-0 games the last 2 years

  653. Legit people have written more articles about a 19 year old not starting at United after 2 games than they ever will about the fact this 500 million dollar squad can only scrape lucky wins.

  654. Sati stop crying. That was a legit good match to watch. Proper tactical battle. Parker has gotten so much better from last time

    1. are these “ Slot tactics” in the room or is my schizophrenia kicking in again. It was cross and insallah to fucking Chiesa the entire last 20 minutes. Crossing to nobody is how you got a pen.

  655. The amount of take ons and crosses and shots into their box can easily lead to a penalty. It’s not luck when you make your luck like we did.

      1. Well yeah because you don’t tend to win games like that. You draw or even lose them.

        Fact is Burnley never threatened once today. You guys were shaking every time they came forward. I was cool as a cucumber watching this. Only worrying moment was when they got their first corner against the run of play. Felt like a proper time for a real sucker punch but led to nothing

        1. Keep lying. But ok. We dominated that game too, they just scored goals off indiviual mistakes. The difference is they’d miss those chances if it was you.

          1. Because we have Alisson and Virgil. It makes strikers overthink wuite often what they need to do to get past them

  656. It's sad how Japanese people increasingly hate foreigners because of the current wave of immigration and tourism. The endearing anime depictions might be a thing of the past.

    1. Because as much as people wanna pretend Japan is anime rainbows and uwu maid cafes, western people treat asian countries like asian women. Heavily fetishized.

  657. Sati just gonna ignore that all these moments of ”luck” happen after Slot’s substitutions of that very player that is involved in the said moment of ”luck”

    1. Yep, and people used to think Fergie was paying refs to give more stoppage time. We all have lies we tell ourselves.

    1. “We dominated this game, they had no chances”

      “VVD is a defensive GOD”

      Pick one.

      1. They had no chances and he is a defensive god. I know it hurts you we got the good dutch baldy but come on sati. You can still dominate aerially if the opposition gets no chances. In fact would you believe if I said the 2 might actually be connected 🤯

        1. Brother, if I ever brag about how many aerial duels my CB won against Burnley, ol yeller me, please.

          1. It’s a constant and happens every week

            U r desperate. Focus on not letting phil fucking foden score against you

  660. I’m still laughing about my 3 stooges bit last night. If we get married, that’s a memory we’ll share forever. But not going that far yet lmao.

  661. This Saints/9ers game might be the worst game of professional football played since 1914 my lord

  664. Andrew Thomas can’t come back soon enough. How do you get 4 flags on a single drive

      1. Yes actually lmao I don't think I've ever seen one guy take 4 flags in the first 10 minutes

  666. Mac Jones is thinking “Holy shit, I haven’t had a pocket this clean in my life”

  668. Fox News hosts openly saying we should kill mentally ill people. That’s fine, your base will be gone instantly.

  670. Drake Maye is fucking ass. Every QB vadee has wanted the last 3 drafts has been cheeks.

      1. And like I said, Daniels is already fucking hurt from running around like a moron. These QB’s need to learn why Brady played until he was 50.

  671. How the fuck are we taking a flag on ever other down dude. This is fucking putrid

  673. Vadee was also saying Tank for Arch last year and now he looks like an undrafted Practice Squad player. Can you please say you wish you’d drafted Herbert this week?

    1. Honestly that was probably just a heat of the moment thing. I never really thought tanking for Arch was a good idea. Dude might not even come out this year and you'd be putting all the years of Dex Nabrs Burns etc on a hail mary

  674. That being said about Crawford. Canelo is kinda washed. Biggest reason boxing is a joke is because these title holders refuse to fight the best fighters in their weight class until they can get a huge pay day when they’re washed. Crawford boxed a technical masterpiece, but Canelo was also a step slow.

  675. I mean objectively this team looks way better than last week which isn't saying much but just so frustrating

  676. Lmao, Mac Jones has 1 coach that isn’t garbage and he looks like a playoff caliber QB

    1. These kickoff rules are fucking dumb as shit anyway. Bring back the regular kickoff. This is unironically woke nonsense.

      1. It really is. Sports is more fun when we're not making it 10x easier to score points

        1. It’s not about scoring points. They want to “protect” the players but half the centers in the league are gonna have spinal fusions from the tush push. But we can ruin the kickoff rules. It’s fucking capitalistic fucking nonsense. Fuck Goodell

    1. They won’t because they want every game ending 57-55

  680. If you think seeing ICE commercials during football is acceptable, please and I do mean this genuinely, please fucking kill yourself. With prejudice and aggression.

  681. Pls stop setting up the Saints for a game winning drive only for them to spectacularly fail every time.

  682. I think most people naturally converge on a form of nazi-ism lite when they think about things rationally. Killing mentally ill homeless people is obviously wrong but they're also worthless and everyone else would be better off if they were dead.

    1. Spiffy, I know you’re just saying shit but just stop. Absolutely nothing makes you hate non-white people except being an asshole. Just stop

    2. Not every person has to be “worth” something. These right wing pundits aren’t worth the dog shit on somebody’s shoe. Kill them first, they’re just rich assholes

  687. Wow. He had a hand in his visor too. Incredible catch.

    1. Daboll is the worst head coach in the league my guy

      1. Daboll took over playcalling on offense from Kafka and we look actually functional

  694. Bruh, that kick was NUKED. Halfway up from 64. What the actual fuck.

  697. You literally have two super bowls over Brady. My team hasn’t won a playoff game since I was in second grade homie.

  700. If this game doesn’t end in a draw it will be an undeserved result

  707. If I was a fan of either of these teams I’d play Russian roulette with a full cylinder.

    1. I mean we’re a rebuilding team the cowboys are trying to win now

      1. Win now lol you don’t trade away arguably your best player if you want to win now

        1. They still have Prescott and CD, until I see them trade Dak they’re in win now

  715. Cut that clown Hudson if he didn’t take 4 penalties in a single drive we would’ve won

  716. Another season over by Halloween the worst team in the nfl since 2013 folks

  717. Shane Bowen couldn’t coach a defense to stop a crippled 90 year old

    1. Yeah, there’s zero pressure at fucking whatevers por.

    2. I’ve been saying for years that players turn onto pussies as soon as they have to play for us. I’ve yet to be proven wrong.

    3. Also, the Turkish MOTM awards are voted by fans so I doubt it honestly reflects the game.

  722. I swear every team becomes mentally challenged when trying to tackle Mahomes on a scramble and run. Dude runs like a middle aged father, I don’t get it lol

    1. By “mentally challenged” you mean “afraid to get a 15 yard penalty” right? Because that’s why it happens.

  723. If I was the United manager, I’m banning social media and if the players have a problem with it, they can go tweet with the under 15’s. I’m sick of how big of fucking pussies our players are.

  724. I mean this was our chance to actually have a somewhat successful season. First two games were super winnable and yet bad coaching lets us down yet again. No way we’re winning the next two. If we lose to the saints we need to clean house immediately

    1. Buddy, I’m sorry, but your o-line is trash. You have a washed up QB and your defense cannot tackle. In what world were you expecting to be good lol

      1. we're missing our pro bowl LT and started a clown with 4 flags in a signle drive and still somehow almost won.

  725. He still made a horrendous error. Stop circle jerking harby.

  727. I don’t get the Broncos hype. Bo Nix is complete ass if you get any pressure whatsoever.

  728. Someone threw a bright green dildo on the field when the Bengals scored a td and the booth thought it was a flag and put up the signal on the scoreboard lmao

    1. People need to start being beaten for being dumb asses again.

  729. Yeah, Mahomes didn’t complete the “impossible window pass to Kelce after somehow evading the rush” play. Chiefs are officially washed.

  730. And Bo Nix is ass and that revelation is gonna hit Broncos fans hard

  731. Thank you for that garbage time touchdown Chubba Hubbard. Very cool.

      1. Yeah, we have a lot of the same players I think. I have Bowers too

  733. Why do coaches even let players try to block 55+ yard kicks? Just let it fucking go man. Fuck the Broncos though. Nix is trash and I’ll die on this hill.

  734. IDK what these coaches even call any more man. How are you getting beat deep up 2 scores with 3 minutes left.

  735. Nobody really thinks about aliens anymore. We don't even get games about aliens like Halo. Starfield didn't have aliens.

  738. Why would oxygen not exist in the pyramids, I doubt they’re air tight after 2000 years

  740. Don't even think I'll care if the eagles win the bowl again. Last season broke me man.

    1. I knew it was over as soon as they didn’t complete the customary “Fuck it, Travis down there somewhere” pass after somehow avoiding the rush and it was almost a pick 6. They’re so washed.

      1. It was a response to my cousin saying he might not be able to golf Tuesday

  745. Seriously, I’m more qualified to run the FBI than the deputy director of the FBI. Would you want me running an international manhunt? Of fucking course you wouldn’t because I wouldn’t put myself there lol

      1. Yeah, I’d have the humility to trust people who know more than me, not just insta fire everyone who isn’t white

    1. He has too much moral character to run the CIA. He would just run a psy-op to get everybody addicted to Charlie XCX gooning

  748. Also, they gotta ban the fucking tush push man. It’s such a fucking garbage play, they just spam it over and over and over and it’s dangerous and shit to watch. They should have fucking binned it this offseason. The referees never have any idea what’s going on, it’s a shitshow.

      1. Like I said, they gotta make the fucking kickoff gay and woke but every center in the league is gonna need spinal fusion from the tush push and that’s fine.

  749. Also, the fucking linemen are just blatantly false starting before the center snaps the ball and I guess that’s just ok because the Tush Push makes the game so much better. Fucking modern NFL is so fucking lame it’s unreal dude.

  755. This is why they won’t ban the tush push, because whenever everyone else tries it they fail miserably.

    1. Should still be banned. We should also rescind the Eagles Super Bowl last year since they used it to win. Also Sirianni should be tried for crimes against humanity

    1. Crazy thought but maybe throwing the bank at 3 players and neglecting the QB's protection was a bad idea, if only we had 2 seasons of evidence to come to this conclusion

      1. That motherfucker has been getting blasted behind that shitty o-line since he was drafted

  760. Also, tbh these QBs need to learn to take a paycut. I get the team is nothing without them but if you're being paid like over $250 million and your team can't afford to find 5 fat dudes to give you 2 seconds of time to throw maybe don't be surprised when the team around you sucks. Look at how Brady took a paycut and how long they reigned. Mahomes is being paid less than Tua, TLaw, Goff, Purdy, Murray, Watson (lol), Cousins and Dak on a yearly basis, look at how the Chiefs have benefitted

  761. Bears have to be top 10 shittiest franchises in the past 20 years. Absolute shit garbage team. Same team every fucking year.

  762. The wedding of Taylor Swift would be a good taking time off internet challenge…….

    Assuming there's no fucking Swifties at work and shit I feel sorry for the west.

      1. Apparentpy people share stories about how Swifties became ultra insufferable at work and such

        1. I am gonna say this, my standards are my own and I wouldn't judge you. For me that'd be too young but that's me. For you, you gotta do what you feel makes sense.

          1. I mean normally those are my standards too, even more strict. I genuinely got turned off by younger women but this one for some reason is just so different

    2. He is dookie my guy. He was carried by a defense at Michigan that got nearly everyone drafted in the first 4 rounds. All he did was not fuck up enough for them to win.

      1. The NFC east is kinda cooked if Daniels is seriously hurt.

      2. Packers sure, not the Vikings. Eagles and Commies Dlines would make JJ have fits, Giants should too but our DC is a retard. Also Vikings aren't good against the run, Saquon could be running for 4 TDs in his sleep

  766. FF3 is done. That final dungeon would have been horrendous if you couldn't quick save just because of one boss

    2. I give you credit for playing those old ones. I dont think I could tolerate anything before V.

      2. Also helps having quick save, turning off encounters, and if a part is really testing your patience you can up the xp rate and blaze past the area with minimal grinding

  774. It depends. Some weed makes it feel more like your body is high and sometimes it feels like your head is high if that makes sense.

  775. I need to play the FF4 3D remake. I hear it’s hard which sounds fun to me.

  776. The list right now

    P3R
    Hollow Knight
    Dead Space 2
    RE Village
    Quake but I’m playing the new expansions which I never have.

      1. The Quake expansions are fun, but they have the most dreaded enemy in the game, the basic soldier with a gun

          1. I’m not being ironic. All old shooters they didn’t get that giving all the basic bitch enemies hitscan makes them the worst shit in the game. Blood: Fresh Supply is the worst though. There’s one room that’s like trying to jump in a lake without getting wet.

  777. And you can tell what levels were designed by Romero because they’re the ones that think spawning 3 knights in 1 room behind you is clever.

  778. I really like the head canon that Henry calls my grandpa Chief lol

  779. Full list is

    Quake Expansions
    Hollow Knight
    Dead Space 2
    RE Village
    XC2
    Odd World Stranger’s Wrath HD
    Klonoa Phantasy Riverie Series

      1. I’m near the end but I will inevitably spend 30 hours doing side stuff

  780. I wanna pitch a romcom. Two lovebirds with language barrier that communicates using terrible Google translate.

  783. Oh my god Andor won an emmy for Outstanding writing on a drama series. The world is healing

  784. Bruh, how did me, Harby and Jimmy all get exactly 70 points in FPL lmao

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