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  1. They made an aspirational biopic about the founder of Bumble overcoming sexism. The company was literally run into the ground and its basically worthless now. Investors lost like 10 billion dollars. Also online dating apps are cancerous.

  3. They made a special physical release for Oblivion Remastered but didnt even put the game on the disc

  5. People are making fun of Elon's AI game but everyone is going to be doing this soon. We'll have AI Halo within a decade.

      2. Is this about AI? I heard lots of people are leaving though. The executives at MS sound like borderline psychopaths.

  6. I have created an absolute monster out of the Black Frost Persona. This shit is so OP lol

  9. why did the Digimon game become ultra political and contemporary from out of nowhere

  10. Eagles fans are such soft bitches man. Crying about how cursed Philly sports are. Your football team just won the fucking Super Bowl last year lmao. I can’t with these spoiled bandwagon fans

    1. To be fair, other than 2008 and the two Eagles rings, Philly sports has been pretty fucking cursed. I know the Phillies have been good most of your life but they were fucking TRASH tier in the 90’s.

      1. I was unaware that I was out of ginger beer and limes- evening ruined- had to make a tom collins instead

  16. Done with all the 3 courses for this period. Now a week of rest.

    1. Nice- we have soccer tournaments this weekend but a noreaster is rolling in tomorrow night 😔

  17. Done with Witcher for the night.
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  19. After my first son was born , I was renovating a ladies apartment in Brooklyn snd I saw my ex jogging in the neighborhood- it fucked me up a little lol

  21. Whew, got most of what I needed to done. We're almost in the clear bois

    1. I thought male living space was more to improve your space than anything. But yes this is awful wtf

      1. Ok, well I don’t know the exact purpose of the sub but I clearly don’t need it either lol

  23. I mean first of all, I’d measure to see if the couch actually fit, so lets get that straight.

  24. Yooka Replaylee is only $30. I'm ngl that is incredibly tempting

      1. Yeah but apparently it goes a lot beyond that. It's a QoL update and apparently there's different content. I never played the original so I'm not fully sure, but I read Leo's review and it's seeming worth it to me

          1. It's apparently finely tuned up quite a bit so it's more than bleh. But also Leo liked the original so idk

          3. Because he loves Banjo Kazooie/other rare 3D Platformers that came out on the N64 but the difference is Banjo is actually fun to play on a moment to moment basis.

  25. Should I get Metal Wolf Chaos for the meme? My friends' names are Michael and Richard so I feel like a playthrough with the boys will be very entertaining

  26. It’s actually crazy how much better the RPD and OG costumes are for Jill in 3make. The original outfit for it is as Karma likes to say “Jeans and tanktop gang”

    1. Yeah I'll never get the choice to change it. Her face is fine but the look as a whole is probably their worst redesign through all the remakes

      1. Yeah, like I get the OG outfit is less “practical” but also like, who cares lol

  27. Borderlands 3 was on PS store for like 5€ so me and my bro got it. Next game we beat together.

    For that price it’s pretty fucking ait. Also this one isn’t just all on that one same planet and you have a space ship as a hub ala Mass Effect.

    1. I meant fine as in there's no problem with it. The clothes are a problem

  29. II have to do brunch with the GF's family early tomorrow, save me

      1. The extended family yeah. I've met the main family a decent amount

      1. Going through this week was exhausting enough but it doesn't end there

        1. What was this week? I wasn’t around- was kind of a doozy of a week for me as well

          1. Well I had to get everything done in time for vacay on tuesday so I worked late almost every day this week. But also a coworker left without notice, one of our teams fucked up the data so some of it only shows for next month's filing, and then a million things inbetween. Interesting week

          2. Oof- thats always the way. At least u get to chill- the lady is going too right?

    1. I am fucking excited. Didn’t think I would be but the new crew clearly got a handle on this. The last 2 episodes they did were genuinely great.

  32. Finally, he put DD on hos chest so the bad guys know who he is

  34. I can never decide if Carlos has the most rizz or absolutely zero game.

    2. Whatever it is, that is the biggest glow up redesign there is

  35. Also. TIL that they retconned Jill’s height in the remake??? I was like “Wasn't she 5’5 in the OG?” So did they retcon her height just to add that stupid “tall drink of water” line lol

  36. Whenever the remake Code Veronica ckmes out I'm gonna be sad when Steve doesn't look and sound like a little bitch anymore, amazing acting

      1. I like it, although some of the bosses are an actual bitch lol

  37. Also, I’m playing P3R on my PS4. I’m just at my cousins and he’s playing RE3Make on PC.

  38. Also Karma, I think I’ve made the most OP persona ever. I have a Black Frost that is a fucking DEMON lol

      1. It has every single kind of elemental damage, plus Heaven’s Blade witn Crit Rate Amp and auto Tarukaja and so I’m also a physical attack monster for the first 3 turns lol.

          1. Sorry, I don’t have wind on it because I always have Yukari in the party since she’s my favorite the only one with heals

  39. Yes that specifically lol, you can softlock your game from that if you don't have enough ammo. And even then it sucks

    1. I remember this one fight with him in like a courtyard I saved like all the acid and fire rounds from the other characters play through and raped him lol

  41. RE3make has really grown on me though. It is like simultaneously an incredibly fun game and also a frustrating reuse of assets that isn’t a very good remake. But damn, it is fun though.

      1. This place won’t be able to handle the day you discover the scene where Jill crawls through a tight space and it zooms in on her ass.

    2. I'll stand by it being a good remake because the original game just really isn't very good lol. Plus you can very easily finish it in one sitting

      1. That’s where I was at before tbh. Basically, yeah it’s a shit remake, but the original game was already kinda derivative and not good.

      2. The original was amazing at its time- warts and all- I fell in love

    1. 2AM Satty needs to remember the HBO max sign in so I can watch that

  43. My kids are playing brainrot box fights on Fortnite- help

    1. Introduce them to pot and they’ll be awakened to the cynicism and think it’s lame.

  45. Chidori’s part of the story really hits home for me. Not because I relate to her, but my freshman year I had a girl in my class who would basically only draw in a sketch book and then like write a tiny bit of notes in the margins.

    Chidori reminds me of her.

  47. This obsession with not letting pitchers see the lineup 3 times is ruining baseball. Why the fuck do you pull your ace at 60 pitches in a game 5? Fucking brain rot.

  48. I’m a huge proponent of advanced stats and analytics, stats usually don’t lie, but I’m also a massive proponent of “let your best pitcher pitch more than 60 pitches”

  54. I dont want to sound like a schizoretard but its insane how many credentialed pundits on television just dont know basic information that should be common knowledge

    1. That was a fucking gutsy inning by Flaherty. He was falling behind everyone and just kept throwing amazing sliders.

      1. Yeah nearly dead center pitches, two innings now where they essentially escaped death not letting it get to bases loaded no outs

    1. Chat, is it good for all your starters to pitch 5 innings in 1 game?

  62. I would be fucking dead already if I was a fan of either of these teams lol

    1. Playoff baseball is a different animal of stress. Playoff OT hockey might take the cake thoough

  64. Of course the guy who was on the Yankees last year blows it lol

  66. Vadee, do you think there’s an alt reality version of you who is somehow a Jets and Sabers fan and he just hates sports lol

    1. Not the Sabres, Buffalo is like 6 hours away. Probably be a Rangers fan since my dad is one tbh

  67. Vadee, do you think there’s an alt reality version of you who is somehow a Jets and Sabers fan and he just hates sports lol

  68. You know now that I think about it, you have the Bills and Sabres, two teams that have never won it all. The Bills are a team that among the best every year but always come up short, while the Sabres are among the worst every year and are on a 14 year playoff drought. Buffalo fans experience two polar opposite kinds of torture

  69. Ya know, I abhor gore, and I loathe Garth Ennis and The Boys. Yet occassionally Crossed is my guilty pleasure. Why the fuck is that?

        1. They're gonna release a movie. If you want a taste of it there's a Taiwanese movie called Sadness.

          But even then I'm pretty sure the movie will still tone down some aspects.

  79. trying to convince the gf to do a balkan road trip and all it took was some pictures of Kotor Bay

  85. We’re playing Silent Hill F and clearly at the end because after every fucking corner is one of those fatsos that spaen enemies and acid at you. They’re the worst fucking enemy type in the game because in no way are they hard. Just annoying damage sponges. So of course they choose to spam those cunts at you. And the way is blocked until you kill them

    1. Otherwise game is fantastic. But this is fucking early 2000s game design for endgame levels

    3. That part does suck but also, that’s practically every survival horror game.

      1. Sure but they don’t spam the worst enemy design in the game at you that slows it down to a chore. As said. This is early 2000s stuff

        1. Like I said the game would just be better if there wasn't that much combat. The feel of the game is serviceable, but they like to make it last way too long

  89. So now that we’ve determined nobody cares about Bloober’s new original game, can they start working on SH1 Remake?

      1. Considering it came out and I didn’t know that it did until 30 seconds ago isn’t boding well.

  90. I'm playing this Snoopy game and for some reason, even though the game is basic as shit, I just feel good playing it

    2. Random fact, my grandma has an original cartoon signed and made by the creator of Peanuts before he was famous for doing Peanuts.

    1. People need to stop buying the games or all of this whining is performative tbh

  98. Silent Hill F was mostly very very good. Incredibly high ⭐️⭐️⭐️🌟 out of 5 stars. Even made the 4th star sparkle

    1. Ox was box office for until he blew his knee in the CL semis. Then recovered to have one more fully fit season when we won the prem and came 4th in goal scorers after Mo, Sadio abd Bobby.

      This is slander.

        2. One of the best CMs in the league that second half of 2017/18 season. Direct, strong and hell of a shot. We beat a City going for an invincible seasin 3 times in a very short time with him dictating the midfield

    2. “Oxlade- Chamberlain wants 140 grand a week. YOU CAN’T EVEN CROSS A BALL!”

      2. When our striking options are Vini, Martinelli, Matheus Cunha, Rodrygo

        the fuck are you expecting

    1. My kid keeps asking for planet coaster 2
      Did u get to review it?
      It looks pretty fun

        1. Hmmm- he is 10 – too young?
          He likes the jurrasic world games

  104. Harby we have players from Wolverhampton being called up. What else do you goddamn expect.

  105. Bring back only calling up players from our league. They'd at least try to honor the kit

  106. Ok so i will get alan woke 2 I think and potentially planet coaster 2

  108. Alan woke 2 installing- which means it will be on gamepass next week

  109. So aggravating the Dodgers can go out and buy all these players and meanwhile the so called "evil empire" will keep their Booneheaded manager for a ninth year while not accomplishing anything and will trot out Volpe at SS next year despite being a clear bust

  112. it took 22 floors for the dungeon to change its layout from satanic school with blood on its blue walls to satanic school with blood on its green walls

    1. If you don’t have nostalgia for PS2 dungeon crawlers, you won’t like Tartarus bud.

  113. Nothing exemplifies modern America more than Trump bragging about the economy being great while the entire sidebar is red stocks.

    1. He should've immediately nuked the economy upon taking office so he could blame it on Biden then spend the next 4 years fixing it. Now he'll have to spend his whole term keeping the economy on life support and no one is going to be happy.

      1. Fixing it implies he wants it to be better and not just do what Putin.

  114. Also, this drunk prostitute was absolutely all over me last night too. She was wearing a peacock masquerade mask lol

  115. I know it already feels like we're back in the early 2000s with Silent Hill being back in hype, Limp Bizkit being mainstream, but to see people actually debating whether Digimon or Pokemon are better is the most nostalgic revival of all

    1. ATP, I don’t think people actually argue that the Pokemon games are actually better, just that they like the formula more.

      1. the comparison between gameplay formulas would essentially be if they prefer Pokemon or SMT/Persona, because Digimon Story is essentially a Shin Megami Tensei game anyway

    1. I got pretty fucked up last night. I stayed out until 5 AM and everyone else went back to the hotel at like 2:30. My mom is legit mad at me but oh well. It was fun. I could have done without being roasted by a male stripper but I won at roulette so we take those.

        1. Yes but my mom is very over protective becauae I’m an only child. It is what it is, she’ll be over it by tonight.

  118. Instagram stop sending me ads for the Dua Lipa concert. I already know I'm not attending 🙁

  124. Grades from last period’s courses are starting to drop. One was a mid 3 but another a perfect 5. Now if only the last professor would rate his course.

          1. Much more streamlined and clear which fits way better for college/university. So much easier to understand

  125. Also, I don’t think he’s a bad dude necessarily. Like I don’t get the vibe he won’t take care of her or that he doesn’t love her, but he genuinely might be the least interesting person I’ve ever met. He has no thoughts on anything or any deeper conversations. He literally only cares about cars and his work which is fixing up cars.

    So many times I tried to talk to him or try to find something to talk about and he either doesn’t want to talk to me or he doesn’t care. I don’t get it.

  126. There’s a dude here at gym just sitting next to me with his phone on his hands not doing anything. The fuck you here for bro

  127. and I've already reached an arbitrary limit in the dungeon so I can't explore it further so I have no plot and no dungeon crawling atm. Wtf dude

  128. And yeah, harby, I was walking down the strip and they have this Chippendale’s dancer booth where the basic white girls can take pictures with super buff black dudes and I caught a massive stray from one as I walked by for zero reason lol

      1. He said to this group of girls “want a picture with somebody who works out, not like this guy.” And I just threw my hands up like “Bro, I’m just tryin to exist.”

        TBF, it just might be their thing IDK. He did the something similar to another dude

  130. I might have gone along with that sex worker if she wasn’t drunk. She was gorgeous but like, she was clearly stumbling and fucked up which I thought hookers weren’t supposed to be. Maybe she wasn’t one, but if I had a dollar for every time a beautiful girl walked up to me and said “Hey handsome” with their hand on my back, I would be fucking broke as shit.

    1. Good. You don't want to end up like Ronaldo when you finally become rich and famous.

      1. I wouldn’t be comfortable having sex with anybody that was as drunk as she was. She was like spilling her drink as she walked because she was so drunk lol.

  131. I went to Circus Circus for the Fear and Loathing reference since the Pink Flamingo got torn down recently.

  133. brother that is one hell of an unexpected plot twist. And epic as shit.

          1. I ain't talking Persona yet, but I'm 6-7h in, can't do anything in Tartarus and still no plot. Make it make sense ffs.

  134. Long day at the water park tbh. They probably could have picked us up 2 or 3 hours earlier

  136. So apparently Xbox is working on another Halo that’s live service and Fortnite like. Didn’t they just try this with Infinite lmao

      1. And nothing had a reason to exist past that either tbh. It’s not an evergreen franchise.

  138. I don’t think anybody in my cousin’s fiancé’s family likes me but I also don’t really give a shit.

  139. Probably didn’t help I jokingly flipped off the ring camera thinking my cousin would open the door lmao

  141. Also been amazing hearing my entire family tell me I lost weight like I had enough to lose for it to be a good thing.

  143. Nobody knows what’s going on at this wedding and I don’t think the bride or the groom care. I’m so annoyed and tired.

  144. If I don’t care about every detail of my wedding day, fucking kill me because I’m not myself any more lol.

  145. Also, holy fuck, when you meet people from a small town, you realize why so much of rural American is fucked up. His whole family only talks about stupid small town drama because there’s literally fucking nothing else going on. It’s a different world tbh.

  146. My head's been getting clearer and I'm more able to focus on things now, but I've been having aches in my hands and legs since recovering from covid.

  147. I had no idea the Ark Raiders playtest was on now I'm downloading it I liked The Finals

  148. Every man has jnside him a untambed Wildebeest Vegas is willing to bring out.

  149. If I ever say i wanna mlve to Vegas, fucking i dunno, indict me on federal charges because I cannot live here.i’d be more destitute than, well drunk sayi cant think of – a good metaphor.

  150. Even in Mexico you can't get away from Lance Armstrong lookin-asses thinking they own the road

  152. Ange sacked- I figured
    Owner is literally a moron- like u had nuno who did great last season all things considered

    2. Nuno deeply insulted his fragile ego. Sacking Ange is smart though because he should never have been hired

  154. Seriously, Baker winning MVP after he got dumped by the dipshit browns for a serial rapist would have to be one of the biggest instant Karma moments in NFL history.

    1. I like how this guy won trophies with us and you love him more than I do lol.

      1. I was on a similiar page. Never against adding another red to the collection. I think all the authentic ones I have right now that fit aka are from recent years are all red lol.

        Liverpool 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 24/25, 25/26 then Bayern Mané and now incoming Mallorca.

  163. You expect me to set my FPL?

    This, on the day of my cousin’s wedding?

  166. I gave Pedro one last chance against this dreadful formerly Ange’s Forest side. Time to switch him to Woltemessi

    1. No we can not. Isak has now had his own preseason since he missed the actual one so I will start judging him starting from tomorrow

          1. Last chance for that Egyptian fraud to contribute points or else I'm going full scandinavian

  169. You think Newcastle fans are feeling suicidal with the fact they are going to finish the season behind Sunderland

  171. Our late 4-2 win against Bournemouth opening game looks better and better each passing week

    1. He coached at Allsvenskan and was where I think you guys found him from. Either that or the club before you. I think he has a home there too

      1. We got him from Swansea. When he finished 12th in the Championship. With Swansea.

  175. I think Satty should also buy a Mallorca kit once he finds out who's one of the team's owners

    2. Yes and yes but get Silent Hill 2/F first. Also its free on PS+ so it might come to GamePass any day now if you still have GamePass.

        1. It’s nice every time of the year as long as you can have ice

  181. We went to an island on a catamaran. Yeah bro next time satty says the US is a third world country, miss me with that shit. This infrastructure aint it

    1. Satty smoking weed and having an iced coffee in Half Moon Bay: "This country is a dump"

  182. Riding around here in a golf cart was terrifying. Almost hit a couple scooters

  184. Well I dont have PS so… but ya know, any worth just spending cash on Alan Wake? Im thinking of getting Alan Wake 2 and Remastered right now.

    1. I think Alan Wake 2 deluxe edition comes with the remaster of 1.

    1. Ok getting them both. Atleast I'll have something else to occupy my mind.

  191. God, why always fucking me. Why do I have to be the one to carry everyone’s burden.

      1. It is but it's an old game, doesn't have the variety 4 and 5 do

  193. I was so devoid of shit to do in P3 that I just kept redoing Tartarus from 1F to 22F daily and now I fewl like I'm massively overleveled

      1. Like that's precisely what you're supposed to do early game. Late game is when you do that shit

  194. Was I like a fucking rich King in a past life. Why does god pick me for these battles man. I’m not that strong.

  196. Also Leo there's no penalty for like… sleeping lol. I don'trecommendthat early game when you can level social stats, but it'san option. You don't need to go in tartarus. In fact I recommend against it after you've gotten to the end of the block every month

      2. Oh there definitely is especially at night. I won't lie that aspect gets worse especially late game, just don't make it worse for yourself by overdoing tartarus lol

  198. There's also just three stats to boost so it feels even easier to max myself out. Especially doing the part time jobs

    1. This is by far the hardest game to max out social links for tho. There's like a week maybe for room for error. All because there's only like 3 social links at night

      1. Me spending 6 nights a week grinding that drunken Monk social link in da clurb

        1. And going back to Tanaka's time share presentation scams once a week

  199. That being said, the train thing was interesting. Piss easy because I'm painfully overleveled, but who tf plays Persona for the challenge

    1. Pretty much. Prolly the most interesting part early on, but next month is pretty good too

        1. Like July/August lol. Tho I think he's at the shrine a couple times before that

    1. Yeah this game is king with background stuff. Mostly for the battle themes too

  201. The best part about this game is the Japanese dude saying random words in Spanish in the English dub

    logic

  204. Thank god pickling my liver in my late 20’s made me essentially immune to hangovers (and weed helps.) I would be losing my mind right now. Sorry for the cryptic schizo posting but Jesus Christ man.

  205. And I got mud on my fucking dress boots because the ceremony is like up a dirt road. I knew I should have just worn my trainers until I got to the chapel.

  206. I feel like this Maya I'm playing the MMORPG with is a dude who's trying to catfish me

    2. It's way better than that lmao. I love that social link tho

  207. So apparently in the new Pokemon its just the 1 big city you can "explore" and I use that term loosely because you can't even go in any buildings lmao.

        1. They are like Pokemon, but when they evolve they get like machineguns attached to their arms and shit

    1. Find somebody who loves you as much as that teacher loves the Sengoku period.

      1. I cannot blame him. It's like when I lived in England and my history teacher would bring WW2 weaponry for us to check out

    3. Also have you met the coked out nurse that teaches tarot yet?

  210. Nope but I met the wholesome old couple with a connect to the school tree

    1. That one's pretty good. Btw you get courage points from the nurse I think if you visit him after a night in tartarus so he actually has a use lol

  212. The license plates are so boring in mexico compared to the US

  214. The biggest issue playing P3R is that I look at the protagonist and I think it's Karma

    1. Lmao. I have long enough hair to cover my eyes lile that too

  215. I just had essentially a Xenoblade heart to heart with a bridesmaid I’ve never met lmao.

  218. Like, I had to fucking tie every single groomsman’s tie for them. Where the fuck are these dude’s dads?

    1. I mean I got taught like once when I was 12. After that dudes just need to look it up

      1. That implies they A. Ever wear non-fucking redneck shit every day

        B. Have actually tied a tie at some point.

        All these dudes are from a shit hole town of less than 2000 people.

  219. I don’t know if I’m just fucking feminine brained from being raised by a single mother or what but like man, the shit some of these dudes man. I don’t get it.

  220. Like genuinely, who even puts a hat on for a wedding. And not a dress hat, a fucking stupid punisher logo hat? Like some of you motherfuckers… How did I have zero father figures and end up with the ability to understand this?

  221. Satty, check who's one of the owners of RCD Mallorca and understand why you should buy their kit

  225. I’m sorry. I’m being judgemental and petty but I cannot fucking stand trashy men. It grinds my gears like nothing else.

  227. Should I be offended that a bot copied my highly upvoted comment on a QOTSA video word for word on another video of that song?

  228. Conjuring 4 was extremely disappointing. I dont know why its so hard for men not named James Wan to tell a basic horror story.

  229. Open bar at the reception. I might not actually live to see you guys tomorrow lmao

  230. NFC North is by far the most competitive division the past few years

    1. Sometimes the NFC South is extremely competitive. Everyone is 8-9 but it’s competitive lol

        1. Wouldn't say easily. Falcons are a wildcard and the Panthers are getting their shot together

          2. Yeah, they have the best skill position players (Minus London/Bijan from Atl) and Baker is a legit MVP candidate so far. Egbuka is essentially a lock for ROTY if he doesn’t miss a ton of games for injury.

  232. Are there any active Americans capable of doing Japanese style horror? Besides Polanski

  234. Everyone say “Sati, you’re not allowed to drink bourbon” if I get too drunk. Just yell it at me.

  235. I was victorious in my attempt to sneakily change out my cousin’s champagne with sparking cider.

  240. Guys, am I actually the gambling goat? I won 60 bucks off a 5 dollar bet on slots. NEVAH LOST

  241. People really liked my speech I guess. I kina just winged it off the rip because I’m already kinda sloshed

  243. Is that offensevie to gay people? Apple would probably roast me for it. Whatever.

  244. Ive lost several matches because I keep giving up vital positions to go revive teammates (Im an empath) expecting my other teammates to hold but they dont.

    I should ignore them but I can't and also I feel like half of any given team is completely useless and contributes absolutely nothing at all.

  247. And why is he playing completely out of form Mac Allister over Jones and Wirtz

  249. Havin a mimosa today. Was stray the one that said it's for women only?

  252. Emery must have a personal vendetta against Harvey Elliott or something

  253. Almost done with Yooka Replaylee btw. I put it kinda on the same level as Battle for Bikini Bottom, it's just a dumb fun platformer. I do think the marsh and ice level are aesthetically kinda boring tho

  255. These people have no spatial awareness. They can't tell where the enemy is unless they're visibly on the screen so we're never actually secure. They should have their licenses revoked. They're a danger to society.

  257. I need a win here. Both Liverpool and Florida in a losing streak

  260. All I’ve learned from the Hasan drama is that people on Twitch have no idea what somebody being “controlling” is lmao.

    1. VVD is either washed or he isn’t the same level of competitor. He’s been dogshit most of this season so far.

  265. That’s the worst 45 I’ve seen in Slot’s entire tenure. Why the fuck would he start that same lineup that stunk up the pitch against Chelsea

    1. That last touch of the furst half and first touch of the second half should be enough to sub you off

  270. That should be Mbeumo’s second yellow card instead he has zero

  275. The game just makes me irrationally angry at my teammates. I dont think I should've bought it.

    1. Bro looked so out of depth but we didn’t even test him.

      Fumbled every ball and should have conceded a is it a penalty or free kick when you handle the ball twice after releasing it?
      Anyway Oliver is blind cunt so got away

    1. No because he’s getting the United service.

      No one can do anything with this level of service

      1. Isn't the service supposed to stem from the other 100 million pound signing

        1. It would if Slot started him. Second him and Fede and Frimpong came on we started creating. Isak was long gone by then though.

    2. Woltmeade is already replicating Isak's output at Newcastle. He was never special. They would've been better off spending 300 million on Haaland.

      2. He’s a good player but a bad fit for Liverpool. They fell for the shit we do which is just buy good players and hope it works. Wirtz doesn’t fit this team at all

  278. I’m a wonderful judge of character. I knew Slot was a bum who was living off Klopp’s core + tactics.

    1. Okay but you've spent years watching bad managers play so its kind of expected

      1. No, I just knew the moment Salah fell off a bit or had a run of bad form it was over for Slot. Brother, I was telling you the only tactic was hitting diagonals to Salah and hoping he did something. They were cooking with that when Salah was in BDO form, he hasn’t been since like January and it’s not looking good.

  279. Those two dumb Swedish strikers made complete pissy soap operas off their transfer sagas only for their combined output be equal to 2/3 of a Welbeck

  282. Watching any Raiders/Chiefs game should shatter the illusion that this sport is genuine competition.

  283. The way Slot is utilising Salah this season is pissing me off.

    And how he puts a CM over a RB at RB.
    And how he keeps starting out of form players over the most inform players.

    And how Konate can’t be arsed to do anything but starts over Gomez all the time.

    This result was expected. I’m not even disappointed

    2. Wasn't van Dijk who phoned it in on the first goal while Konate was left trying to intercept?

      1. Konate’s build up play is so fucking slow and bad.

        He jogs around with acres of empty space letting the other team regroup and then either passes side ways or to an opponent

      2. VVD is washed dude. Or he doesn’t have the same competitiveness any more. Him and Salah are players SAF would have cashed in on after last season.

      3. We can also ignore that the left back is nowhere to be found on the left hand side.

  286. Can’t wait to watch this same exact performance for the 5th time in a row midweek. We’re playing an actually good side ib Frankfurt away then unlike today. Shit could get ugly

  287. Honestly Xbox is pretty solid at AA games. Too bad they only promote trash like Blops 7 or MS Flight Simulator

    1. Who fucking cares. Lame clown ass pick me United fan who just wants clout from Yanited bad.

    2. Who fucking cares. Lame clown ass pick me United fan who just wants clout from Yanited bad.

  289. There’s also the Jota thing but you don’t lose 4 games in a row with this team of superstars due to grief alone.
    This system stinks. That psg game was the worst thing that could have happened to us. Slot thinks that’s the way to play now but we can’t and should not play like PSG

    1. Jota isn’t a fucking excuse. I’m sorry. I get that it’s tough essentially losing a brother, but they’re making millions. I still had to go to work when my dad was in the hospital getting a fucking kidney removed.

      1. This is mean but it’s the truth. I feel bad for them because any loss is hard, especially somebody you achieved everything in your life’s dedication with, but normal people have to fucking get on with life and they don’t get to make 10’s of millions and have a model wife and a mansion and get to play a kid’s sport for a living. Give me a break.

  290. If you think this sport is genuine genuinely end your life because you’re a fucking tool

    1. Because they went the United route of buying whatever players are good on FIFA with no regard to how they fit. He doesn’t fit this team because he’s TAA except he isn’t a world class attacking fullback

    2. To sit on the bench while a CM plays his position for some reason

  292. If the Dolphins blow it up and they're legit shopping Waddle PLEASE Schoen I beg you

    1. Waddle sucks. He’s injury prone and a bad route runner for everything that isn’t a deep ball. He’s fast and has hands but he’s not consistent. And despite what people say, McDaniel is still scheming people open, Tua is trash and the team has given up.

      1. We have DoorDash receivers my guy. He'd be 3 tiers above any WR we have available lol

  294. Also, half their fucking roster is woman beaters but I guess that’s fine. Everyone loves KC. Fucking losers.

  295. The United haircut guy is the physical embodiment of the United flares on r/sawker that talk shit about our own players/fans/club so they can get updoots from Liverpool fans.

  297. Anybody who doesn’t think the Super Bowl is gonna be Chiefs/Eagles again is actually mentally handicapped lol

    1. Eagles are frauds with their coordinators. Give me Buccs Chiefs

  300. Sati thinks if you’re rich you should instantly get over your best friend’s death

    oh but he’s obviously right because he’s always right

    1. No, it’s not that but I don’t get that benefit of the doubt so fuck them.

  305. If Shane Bowen is still the DC tomorrow fire Daboll

  307. First time a team allowed 33 points in a quarter lmao. Only the Giants. Anyone who tells me “b-b-but you won super bowls 15 years ago!!!!” can pound sand

  308. This team consistently finds new ways to lose. 33 points in a single quarter. The Giants didn’t give up a single point in their prior 5 quarters. Fuck this football terrorist

  309. Another dead season. 2 in the last 13 but I should be happy and grateful right? Fuck off

  310. Also how does this retard of a GM just not find a reliable kicker before a season? This is now the third season in a row we get fucked over by Grandpa Gano. Clean house

  311. Like just fuck me man. We dropped 32 on a top 3 defense. Bo Nix was Zach Wilson for the first three quarters. How the fuck do you lose?

  312. People are so greedy and soulless Im surprised we arent just redeveloping graveyards at this point.

    1. If Ttump was smart enough to actually make good scams, he’d had already started building Trp hotels on them

  313. I just drove past a 24Hour shogi place in a shopping center and it made me think of Yakuza.

  314. I just can't get over this one man. We shutout the Broncos for 3 quarters. We dropped 32 points on them. Get that fucking terrorist of a DC off my fucking football team

      1. It was. Bo Nix had to get his passes out immediately because of the constant pressue each time. He had like 5 deflected passes. This dude was throwing shit into the dirt. Then our secondary becomes swiss cheese

  316. Every single modern centrally planned utopian project looks like a complete shithole. Forest City looks like your average Soviet neighbourhood with 2010s aesthetics. The Palm Islands in Dubai are a bunch of sims city houses cramped together. The new California City being built east of the Bay looks procedurally generated and the renders are probably 10x better than the final project.

  317. 4 years of this retard GM and he drafted just 1 piece that panned out for the secondary. 1st round CB and 2nd round best S in the class? Busts

  318. Is it crazy if I think Bears got a shot at playoffs this year? Probably.

      1. Man our division is so tough though idk. ill be happy with a wildcard spot.

        1. Your division just always has like 3 teams make the playoffs, it’s between you and Minnesota whoever gets that 3rd spot. Right now I’d say Chicago does. Although, y’all are 100% fodder, you’re going one and done even if you get in.

    2. Must be nice having a favorable schedule after a losing season. Meanwhile we go 3-14 and our schedule is like going through the trenches of the Somme

      1. Im not too confident yet. We do have an easy schedule aside from NFC North. I have a feeling Ravens will beat us.

  320. Devils are doing well but it won't matter when everyone inevitably breaks their shoulder in February

  321. Also Vadee, don’t take it too hard man. It’s all fake bullshit.

    1. Chiefs wont make the Super Bowl this year. Screenshot this so you rememeber.

      1. They might not make the super bowl. But the refs will really fucking try. But tbh, who in the AFC is better?

        Broncos have a mid ass QB in Nix (Bowen being an idiot non-withstanding)

        Ravens are fucking trash and not getting better unless Lamar throws for about 4,000 yards because their defense is run by a “student” of their coach who shouldn’t even be a position coach let alone a DC.

        Bill’s defense, especially their secondary (and overall skill position players) are unusable for a Super Bowl team. Allen is forcing things because he has no options and their head coach can’t beat Reid

        Chargers. Besides being the fucking Chargers are decimated by injuries.

        Steelers aren’t a real threat unless their defense gets fixed

        Colts? Maybe I guess but I doubt Danny Dimes is this good in the playoffs.

    2. I've calmed down but fuck me man. It was like 25-8 with 5:30 left lmao

  322. So, like I said guys, what team is getting Arron Glenn as their DC next season lmao

    1. Nobody. Saleh gets fired for another defensive minded coach and the Jets defense takes a nosedive. Meanwhile the Lions defense is still chugging along without Glenn. I mean when this dude is fighting reporters over a QB who threw for less yards than any bum shotgunning beers on their couch on Sunday over the betterment of the team, I can't trust him to get dudes in order

      1. A coach shouldn’t throw his players under the bus. But also, literally nobody is ever being successful with them as long as their owners are there. Other than Nutting (Pirates owner) he’s the worst owner in pro sports by a fucking gigantic margin.

        1. Bro was insulting reporters acting like they're asking dumb questions when they wanted to know why he faked a punt on 4th and 1 and then let the clock run out with 40 seconds left in the half two plays later

          1. Again, everyone though Saleh was a horrible coach and that he wasn’t actually a good D-Coordinator but the 9ers defense has been immediately better with him back. My guy, they are fielding constant make a wish kids and old man Rodgers as their QB’s. It’s an untenable position.

          2. Bro the Niners are essentially a hospital clinic at this point and Saleh is still putting up a respectable defense. And old man Rodgers is balling out on the Steelers. And Glenn made him fly from California to New York to tell him they're letting him go after 5 minutes and went to bum ass Fields instead.

    1. Like a plain shirt or what? If it’s a standard T-shirt, I wouldn’t pay over 20-30 dollars and that’s being generous tbh.

      1. Designer but I dont want to spend more than $100 because I feel like that's too much but I do want it

        1. It’s a lot but it’s a name brand so you’re paying for that.

  324. Watching the Micheal Jackson version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because hotel and good lord I forgot how much of a psychomaniac Wonka is in this. I mean he's a bit mischievous in the original but nowhere compared to this

  325. And also, the Lions’ defense has kinda gone to shit without glenn lowkey. They used to be top 5 in pass rush, top 10 in rush defense. Top 10 scoring. Now they’re ranked middle of the pack or worse this season.

  327. Lmao that Giants Broncos game was historically crazy. How do you let that happen haha

    1. That's what happens when you have frauds as coaches. Daboll trying to milk the clock with 12 minutes left with 1 yard runs and completely abandoning the pass, then trying to play hero ball with 1:30 left and a timeout instead of running wide open along the sidelines. And then Shane Blowin' doesn't know what a secondary is

  328. Oh yeah, take a wild fucking guess what school our kicker is from

  329. Whatever, I'm just happy we embarrassed the shitbirds last week. Literally my Super Bowl

  330. I wish I could buy from End without paying 50% tariffs. This is the only country on earth where this happens.

  331. Fuck Daboll but kudos to him for passing on Nix, McCarthy and Penis and trading up for Dart. Give him a gift basket on the way out

  332. Murillo and Melinkovic are BACK ON THE MENU BOYS. About to average 90 defcons a game.

  333. You want to talk about tough divisions, the NFC West is pretty competitive, aside from the Cardinals.

    1. Seahawks won’t win a playoff game when Darnold actually gets pressured and folds. If the 40-infirmary-9ers make the playoffs then Shanny might auto-win Coach of the Year. Rams are pretty legit but their skill position players are always hurt.

      1. Di’nt even mention the Cardinals because I legit could have won that game as a head coach from that position and I call cover 2 and cover 4 palms every fucking down in Madden

    2. Oddly enough there's more Frontier digimon other than the entire Agunimon and Lobomon lines… there's the Water one for some god damn reason

  336. I dont know why I think about drowning so much. I dream about falling or drowning nearly every night but the drowning is always semi voluntary like I'm surrendering to the waves. Its gotten to the point where Ive spent the last year deliberately getting better at swimming but I'm still reminded of drowning every time I see the shore.

  337. And then Mike Johnson blamed it on liberals being violent lol. We’re in a fucking anti-reality death fucking simulation run by unironic fucking 4chan cringe lord Nazis. I can’t wait until China fucking invades us. Please god Xi you pussy. Fucking do it.

    1. All the millennials in politics are genuine psychopaths. It's the biggest change between the two Trump terms. The boomers are gone.

      1. Nice. I think there's one more full moon where barely anything happens and then it gets moving a lot more

      1. Yuko is probably my favorite confidant in this tbh. I just super relate to her story of accidentally finding out she’s a good teacher lol

    1. TBF, there’s not a ton of confidants you would actually “like” in P3R. Like pretty much all the non-party members are like mr. Food Cult and Tanaka’s multi level marketing scam.

  344. I beat Yooka Replaylee last night btw Leo. I came around on it more, kinda gives me the same vibe as Battle for Bikini Bottom. Not gonna 100% tho, the remaining pagies in the hub aren't interesting enough for me

  345. Most of the social links are hard carried by the voice acting tho. It gives life to otherwise simple storylines compared to the other games

  346. I wish I could post this picture my cousin took after all of us went out in the elevator at Mandalay Bay after the reception. I’m like fucked up in the back with my tie loosened, I had a gin and tonic in my hand and I just look fucking gone lol

  348. that Miyamoto guy from the track team is annoying, and that guy who wants to bang the teacher is totally a closeted gay

    1. No, Kenji is just that friend everyone has at some point that wants to talk about banging chicks all the time and is super delusional about it. Also yeah Kaz is an idiot lol

      1. I could have gotten a fully ranked Arcana in 6 less hang out seshes if he could just tell people what was happening lol

  350. Also, I found out last night my tie was actually a women’s tie. I needed something lavender colored because that was the color theme of the wedding so I guess I’m never fucking beating the allegations. Thor was right.

  351. only in a god damn Asian game can I get Charm points for answering a trigonometry question in class.

    elsewhere I'd get a wedgie

    1. Are you sure that you’re not American? Because in other countries, being smart is considered cool instead of gay and woke.

        1. me knowing languages is a smart thing, people like it

          me being Rain Man levels of autistic knowing all capitals of the world without even blinking is nerd shit

  352. Also, apparently after the reception, I was drunk and one of the bridesmaid’s boyfriends who I hadn’t met before the wedding was named Craig and I said “Craig, what you got on my 40?” But they are like 22 and don’t get the reference lol

  355. I just found out that Elizabeth Olsen is going to play a sexy vampire and oh lawd. Oh lawd oh lawd oh LAWD

  356. Last night was probably the best night of the whole trip (other than the actual wedding) I hung out with my second cousin who I haven’t seen in like 15 years who used to visit our house every summer and we hung out and drank until 4AM. It was amazing catching up with him.

    1. I can become an anti-woke grifter now. Let’s fucking goooooooo

  358. Lmao so we’re keeping our DC even after a once in a lifetime historic collapse. Please gut this coaching staff and gut the GM too for this kicker nonsense while you’re at it

  361. Aside from all these movies being bad the retarded studio execs destroyed their business model during covid by shortening theatrical windows to bolster their dead end streaming services. The Chinese market alone used to bring in hundreds of millions but now its gone because by the time mpvies release over there they're already available for free online. Anime movies are extremely successful because they dont release on VOD for over a year.

  362. I fucking hate going through airport security. I ALWAYS get patted down because of the screw in my shoulder.

  365. This game just doesn't have anything that made the old battlefields fun

  366. Wedding was beautiful but I’m so fucking happy to be sleeping in my own goddamn bed tonight

  367. Wedding was beautiful but I’m so fucking happy to be sleeping in my own goddamn bed tonight

  368. I hate the Rangers but those centennial jerseys are beautiful

    1. Yeah, they’re pretty fire. If I didn’t hate the rangers, it’d be cool.

  369. I’m gonna sound insane, but I genuinely think Charlie Kirk’s wife had him killed, or she conspired with other people to have him killed and make him a martyr. I’ve watched enough forensics files to know this is EXACTLY how the wives that ended up being the killer act.

    1. Yeah either that or he blabbed too much about the Epstein files

  370. Growing up is realizing Penn and Teller aren’t actually friends and that’s probably why they’ve been doing this shit together so long.

  371. I refuse to believe these people are even nominally human beings. I refuse to believe they dress and feed themselves and navigate the outside world.

  372. Been waiting weeks for Mike Evans to come back and now he’s getting carted off 😔

  373. Trump just posted an AI video of him literally shitting on protestors. We’re seeing the fall of Rome in real fucking time bois.

  374. Mike Johnson has his head so far up Trumps ass he can see the last time he had a metabolism.

  375. And he slipped in that he definitely doesn’t wanna kill Democrats lmao. Buy fucking guns kids. They’re coming for us.

    1. I bought a few books this year… Maybe like $40 total? If you go to a second hand book store you can get them pretty cheap.

      1. I want to spend a lot more than that but it seems like a bad idea when you can just get them from the library but I dont like used books because they might be dirty

    4. Oh wait for comics, idk random. I tend to buy 1-2 tpbs every time I visit the bookstore per month.

  377. Also, whoever invented the idea of unassigned seating on planes is fucking never seeing the gates of paradise. It’s the fucking 8th mortal sin and I fucking hate it.

  378. The free movie on my flight is Morbius lmao. It’s MORBIN TIME

  379. Oof bois I was doing songood on the resort until today. Fuckin Peter, I threw up cause of you. At least you were funny I guess

    1. It was actually my fault, but I blame whatever kale drink he had the bartender make anyway

    1. I'm so tired I can't read I thought said rock not suck and assumed the blue jays won but obviously they didnt

    1. Over the Blue Jays? Just fucking root for the Non-American team. Fuck this country

  383. Harry Maguire having more goals at Anfield this season than Salah, Isak and Wirtz combined gotta be one of the craziest stats in PL history lol

  384. They say they gonna retire Tron franchise but that's just basically code for they'll do it again in 15 years.

    1. The Tron cycle:

      Make a movie that’s boring as fuck > Everyone loves the OST > God why don’t we get any more Tron movies > movie flops again because it’s boring.

  385. I didn't even know people cared about baseball that much but I assume its why my neighbours are overly excited.

    2. It’s the first time the Blue Jays have been to the World Series in 23 years. It’s a huge deal.

    2. Lmaooooo
      But fr fuck Springer. Of course a known cheater is going back to the World Series. There is no god

  387. At the airport through the security checks. Bit over an hour and off to Mallorca 🤩

  388. The middle seat on an airplane is like fucking guantanamo bay for tall people.

    1. I'm not even tall but the dentists chair is too short for me and its torture. I have no idea how anyone else uses it.

  389. Stroud is kinda lowkey a bust now and Bryce Young is playing really well. Life comes at ya fast.

      1. He also holds the ball forever and doesn’t progress through reads fast enough. But yeah, his line is mega trash.

  390. Also, another conspiracy that I genuinely believe is that the whole “They made a bomb detonated by touching your phone to water” was a massive fucking false flag to force everybody to buy drinks once they get through security/on the plane.

  391. Also, another conspiracy that I genuinely believe is that the whole “They made a bomb detonated by touching your phone to water” was a massive fucking false flag to force everybody to buy drinks once they get through security/on the plane.

  392. Okay seriously this Pokemon card girl is way too cute even tho I know she clearly got massive work done.

  393. Darnold is an All Pro caliber QB until there’s any pressure at all then he starts playing like he’s still on the Jets.

  394. I don’t think I could be somebody who travels a lot. Airports are all three of my worst fucking nightmares

    – I hate heights

    – I hate being around a lot of rude ass people

    – I hate pointless bureaucracy.

    That and I always get fucking patted down like I tried to smuggle a knife in.

  396. Also, I would be a better commentator than most of these dickheads. How can being down 2 touchdowns in the 3rd be a fucking dagger? God I hate everyone.

  397. Leo I fucking love the mechanic that allows you to temporarily DNA Digivolve

  398. Sabonis/Westbrook/Levine/Derozan is like a 2K sim where you had a mod to tell the AI to make the least efficient scoring roster of all time.

  399. Lol, fucking Saudi Arabia is trying to make a WNBA competitor. What the actual fuck is this reality. We aren’t even in the Matrix. No way machines can simulate something this objectively funny.

  400. Lol, fucking Saudi Arabia is trying to make a WNBA competitor. What the actual fuck is this reality. We aren’t even in the Matrix. No way machines can simulate something this objectively funny.

  401. And now I will be completing the time honored ritual of deleting the Southwest App from my phone with extreme prejudice.

  402. Too bad there isn’t an option to scrub your hard drive of ever being associated with the loathsome beast that is Southwest.

  403. Also, I hate those fucking tube things they x ray you in now. They always yell at me to raise my arms higher when my hands are already touching the fucking roof. I’m getting patted down fucking anyway, I don’t need the foreplay.

  404. Also, Nevada is getting bumped up a tier on the state tier list. Other than it being dry as fuck and kinda spread out, it seems really nice. I could live there.

  405. TIL that the Predator’s Charity was called “Preds in the community” lol. They seriously need to change that name. Saying “I love the Predators” or “Predator’s are pretty good now” just sounds bad given how our President and probably every conservative is a child rapist.

  406. 2 points behind Liverpool by the way but Amorim is a disaster who is putting the team in crisis and out of his depth and his system is unusable dogshit.

  407. Homan should be arrested just for getting bribed with 50K. Trump is hocking literal watch scams and manipulating the entire stock market to the tune of billions and this dumb cuck got caught over 50K lmao.

  408. Also, Twitch’s CEO is a fucking ticking time bomb. Imagine if your boss admitted that he was bias towards you as a woman because he goons to your insta or something. The fact Amazon hasn’t fired him is insane.

    1. I saw someone say that this Twitchcon is his last gooner hurrah before he gets fired. There’s videos of him hanging out with younger women, and Emiru alluded to him partying after her incident.

  409. The reason this gen sucks is because most of the games have been sequels to games that were already kinda AAA slop games anyway. Spider-Man PS4 was one of the least interesting games of all time in terms of actual gameplay ideas. Other than the web slinging being fun as fuck, it has no new ideas. Where do you go with a sequel when none of your ideas were original to begin with? Ghost of Yotei I suspect is in the same boat. None of the big western devs are any good any more, Ubisoft might as well not exist this gen (ironically except for POP lmao) and overall, I just feel like we’ve reached a breaking point with games only having the same combat systems (either Dark Souls, DMC but bad or Arkham) the same mechanics, same structures, same core gameplay experiences. The most interesting game of the last decade was Disco Elysium because it’s literally something entirely different from a core ideas perspective.

      1. Yep. And I actually like TOTK way more, but it doesn’t feel like a real sequel in any tangible way.

        1. I will never understand the hype for ToTK. It was literally identical to BOTW. Nothing felt refreshing.

          1. I will say that the building mechanic is amazing if you like emergent gameplay. It’s a perfect sequel idea for a game based around freedom and combining systems.

            But by the same token, the world being mostly the same and the story not really evolving past “Gannon is back… Again.” Makes it feel completely expendable as anything other than a gigantic extension of BOTW. That being said, traditional Zelda feels kinda quaint now. As much as I don’t think Zelda deserves to be called a copy paste franchise, it needed a massive core gameplay shakeup IMO, the structure of get 3 things > open up 6 more dungeons > Get item in dungeon and use it for said boss and little else is fucking tired too.

          2. Okay so they copy and paste the same open world people already put tons of time into. Not a great idea. At least with the "outdated" formula we usually had much different atmospheres. Like Wind Waker uses OOT formula but they feel very different. BOTW and ToTK are the same exact game.

          3. Yeah, but atmosphere only goes so far. Frankly, as much as I love a lot of these games, the best games in the franchise always tend to be the ones that actually have new core ideas, not just making OOT again but newer and TP is probably my third favorite Zelda.

          4. And TOTK made zero new ideas lol. You made my point. Its the same game. OOT was unique for being the first 3D, Majoras Mask was unique for its horror elements, Wind Waker brought a new art style and ocean to explore. TOTK introduced….. building stuff.

          5. I wasn’t arguing for/against TOTK. I just think that if they go back to traditional Zelda, it isn’t even gonna hit very hard. Traditional Zelda is pretty much coasting off the fact that you are tired of the current formula and/or you just want that formula back because most games don’t do it well.

            But the problem with going back now is that if you just release another stereotypical Zelda game, people aren’t really gonna care. Look at Echoes of Wisdom. Actually a cool game but literally nobody cares about it.

          6. See the problem is 2D styled Zeldas just aren't as interesting in general. There's only so much you can do with the 2D space. Echoes of Wisdom has a similar too much freedom problem.

            I feel like they could still do something interesting with the OOT formula. Like make it more futuristic or some such, setting shakeups are a good way to keep things fresh

          7. Open world is just so generic for a series like Zelda. Theres nothing outdated with the old formula.

          8. Also like, Zelda was the only one doing that stuff basically. It would feel fresh by default in the current industry

          9. But the thing is that Zelda’s action adventure formula at its core is already generic as fuck. Just because there are somehow no other games besides Okami that can replicate the gameplay style well, doesn’t change that.

            Yeah, open world isn’t unique but just like Odyssey, Nintendo needed to have that moment of Zelda returning to its roots. I have always been a Skyward Sword defender but even the staunchest fans had to admit the formula was getting fucking tired as was.

    1. Nice. Are you gonna be finishing it after this? I assume so but idk with how much you review lol

        1. I like it A LOT more than Persona 5. Don't know yet if I prefer it over P4G but it's vastly more enjoyable even if the framerate on Switch 2 ain't that good

          1. I think you'll end up liking 4 more overall because 4 just has the vibe that can't be matched. That said, October through the end of the game truly is GOATed

          3. Not just that but it really just feels like meeting up with old friends back in high school. Not to get too pretentious but it actually mellowed me out a lot socially lol

          4. It was the "I gotta get some fuckin friends" moment for me. Not that I didn't have friends then, but ya know lol

          5. P4G had the vibes for me in the sense that I lived two years in England in a small town doing my exchange program and it felt like Inaba in that sense, and in the stuff you did after school. I get it.

          6. P3R, the setting is absolutely non believable buuuuuuut the characters so far are great (except one or two confidants that I can't be bothered)

          9. Oh I actually like Bebe lol. The VA elevates that one for me

          10. Karma I work at a French ad agency. I already have to hear that accent daily lol

  412. and because Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth was also a single dungeon game in a way, Tartarus doesn't bother me

      1. Morning, is switch 2 good? My sons bday next week and was thinking as one of his gifts

        1. I mean, it is literally a Switch but beefier. It feels less like a new console and more of a phone upgrade, ya get it?

          2. Thats the thing hes not really into mario – was hoping maybe new hyrule warriors or maybe just third party for portable

          3. normally I'd say wait for the console to have more games but nowadays consoles are getting more expensive after launch, so…

            I mean, it's a Switch that runs stuff as well as a Series S more or less. So third party will be better, games look nicer, and yeah, there's Hyrule Warriors and stuff.

          4. plus he probably plays Fortnite and there is a new port that looks and runs better on it

          6. Cyberpunk, Yakuza, Mario Kart, Donkey Kong Bananza, Star Wars Outlaws, Hogwarts Legacy…

      1. Did you know there was an extremely ecchi (borderline kissxsis tier) Kaguya OVA about them in the school shower? Have you seen it? Why didn't you tell me about it sooner? It came out 4 years ago.

        1. I forget if I've seen this. If it was on Crunchyroll then I probably assumed it was a regular episode, don't recall something super ecchi in that series tho

          1. The OVA's premise is that Ishigami is mad there's no ecchi content in the show/manga so he seethes and his wishes get granted but anyway I can't believe I'm only finding out this exists now

  415. Last day in Mexico today. Although really at this point we can't do much before we have to leave so it's basically over

      1. I've only had like 2 while here lol, the resort barely serves them for some reason

          1. Yeah other than of course drinking too much yesterday lol. The entire vacation I don't go much beyond buzzed and of course I fuck up the streak at the end

          2. We know like half the resort now too because my dad gets yappy with a few drinks and pool time lmao

          3. Lol, I have not been to Mexico yet bit there is one resort on radar

          4. Nice. Yeah this one is a lear ing experience, I want a place with a better beach next time

    1. I watched it in motion now. Bro that's more excessive than some hentai

      1. I know, I just randomly came across it this morning because I was documenting the decline in ecchi production over the last 5 years and I couldn't believe the description.

        It really was a top tier OVA though. I haven't seen anything like that since Saekano S2.

  418. It hasn’t even been 1 fucking game yet and the NBA has already had a disastrous ref fuck up lol. I’m not watching this garbage the literal nanosecond Steph laces them up for the last time.

  419. I hope Arc Raiders is another Helldivers tier success. Not everything has to be F2P.

    1. I really liked Arc Raiders. Not sure if I’ll buy it day 1, but eventually.

  421. The Code Geass movie was complete garbage. It had a lot of potential too.

  423. If I was an NBA GM, even if I needed a Center desperately, I would not sign Ayton. He’s a fucking loser just like Luka.

  424. Slot’s obsession with the way PSG plays is gonna be his downfall. To play like PSG you have to have the best, most balanced midfield in world football, have insanely pacy and skilled wingers (not inside forwards like Salah, legit wingers who hold width) and Kerkez is to Mendes what Dalot is to Dennis Irving. It’s so obvious they were coasting on Klopp’s style of play + his players. Maguire having more goals at Anfield this season than the two biggest signings in their history combined (and Salah el oh el) is pretty fucking damning.

  425. Like I actually don’t believe this is genuine at all any more lol. They’ve refused to call any fouls for us for about two quarters now.

  426. Arsenal/Atletico might actually get the terrorism threat level raised in London. This is the Haramball final boss.

  427. It's funny on this resort to spot the obvious instagram girl. One was basically made of silicon

  428. Off to the airport now. I wish the flight wasn't so late

  429. Well, Trump just said he was a better President than Lincoln and Washington because he stopped 8 wars. Buddy, you can’t count every time that Bibi declares there’s a peace treaty signed with Gaza and then goes back on it next week as stopping a war.

      1. Phil Spencer: Augusta National is coming Day 1 to Gamepass.

        Cut to awkward video of Rory McIlroy saying that Xbox is the place to play golf

  431. My cousin sent me a picture of how they’re doing this thing to like preserve their outfits from the wedding day so they can keep them as memoirs and brother… I didn’t realize he was wearing a clip on tie. If I EVER even attempt to wear a clip on tie to my wedding. Please, and I truly mean do this. Just ol’ yeller me. Just say “Sati, you’ve changed. It’s time.” And I’ll know.

  432. Jimmy, what do you mean? I’m STAUNCHLY Amorim in. All those posts about how the “tactics don’t work” and that I want him fired for another manager who will find out we still need a 6 are sarcastic.

    1. Ask Leo and Senny. They love them. I have Cybersleuth but I haven’t played it yet.

      1. There’s a sale on Switch for the Cyber Sleuth Complete Edition. 5 bucks.

          1. I used to be into Digimon ages ago, not anymore, but it looks interesting enough. Plus everyone was gushing over the new one.

  436. I don’t think I’d ever be a degenerate level gambler tbh. I don’t get a rush from winning, just relief I didn’t lose money.

    1. Who cares. Anybody who thinks this shit is genuine after the Cooper Flagg bullshit doesn’t deserve to complain when they inevitably rig shit again.

      1. I’ll join but know next to nothing about fantasy basketball or how valuable players are.

  438. Ive never gotten an amber alert that wasn't a "kidnapping" by one of the kids parents

    1. It’s still kidnapping even if you’re a biological parent. I had a friend who had full custody of his kid because his mom was in jail and when she got out she kidnapped him from school and wouldn’t bring him to the father.

  439. Only thing that sucked about Nevada was that it absolute wrecked my ENT system because it’s so dry. I basically can’t talk right now without it hurting and my nose is just fucked.

  440. Has anyone ever had an issue with SeatGeek where they just randomly change your seats out of nowhere?

  441. Honestly its insane we're already getting info semi-regularly on the next consoles. Its been nearly 5 years and it feels like this gen has barely started. They need to wait til 2028

    1. If this gen ends in 2028 it’s still objectively the worst gen of all time. So few must play games despite being around for nearly 6 years at this point. Like genuinely what is the list of must play next gen games?

      FF Rebirth
      Silent Hill F
      Hi Fi Rush
      Astro Bot
      Alan Wake 2
      Returnal (?)

      Like that’s literally it dude. If you google “Best PS5 games”, they have to put a fuck ton of cross gen games on there. This gen has been so inessential I felt like I haven’t missed fucking shit not having a PS5

      1. I wouldn't say this is the worst gen ever. NES/Gensis and prior were worse. There were so many games that were broken, untested or flat out unfinished when $60 was worth a lot more back in the day. Quality assurance was legit a joke in the 80s. The only games worth playing back then were the ones that became the roots of big franchises today

        1. Yeah, but they were also going in blind and creating a new industry with zero experience, so it’s understandable why there were no fucking standards.

          This gen was ruined by companies being greedy and stupid after covid.

  443. Also, I’m not shocked somebody got sexually assaulted at Twitch Con. All these channels do is circle jerk to each other’s lame internet drama while all the women do is try their hardest to get mentally ill dudes to form parasocial relationships with them. Yeah, no fucking shit you’re creating a toxic environment for people.

    I wish Twitch never existed. I want to go back to the days of long form LP videos and people making funny narrations, not some guy who is a nazi trying to do forensics video analysis if Hasan shocked his dog with a dog collar. There should not be a fucking convention for people who just spend all day causing drama onljne like it’s a reality show for people who never leave their houses.

  444. Did this have to do with my comment or just pure coincidence lmao

  445. Like, i’m not victim blaming but what the fuck do people expect when you want a gathering of people who spend all day watching asian girls with big boobs in sexy cosplay streaming games? If I was a Twitch streamer, no way I would fucking go to Twitch con. It was only a matter of time before this shit happened.

  446. Not to keep mentioning this because I actually don’t care but saying the guy got banned for 30 days on Twitch feels like genuine malice. Like why would that be the first thing you do and not say, I dunno, talk about how you’re going to do everything to make sure he sees jail time? Anything but fucking banning him on Twitch. That’s the type of punishment a fucking 8 year old would think of. If that girl hires any decent lawyers, she’s never gonna have to stream again in her life.

    1. Honestly if I were a streamer I wouldn't even think of going to Twitchcon lmao

      1. Especially if I was a female streamer for fucking sure. But apparently they have to go to one of the two events to have a contract so IDK.

        2. Its not just females. Years ago xQc was sexually assaulted at a twitch event on camera (a woman put her hands down his pants to feel his parts) but no one took it seriously or cared.

  447. This gen is by far the worst. Even the Switch 2 might as well not exist.

    1. it's weird. A lot of amazing games came out this year, and the last one, and the previous one. But none of them ever felt like, I dunno, generation defining stuff.

      1. if anything this generation killed my will to keep on wasting money on consoles

        1. I feel like there's no point upgrading my pc ever again at this rate because theres zero progression in hardware as well

      2. Theres nothing new at all and im not just talking about gameplay or graphics. Zero new franchises.

      3. I think we’re just getting desensitized and games are just stagnating with how much they can innovate. This was bound to happen.

        1. I think its the fact that weve had the same control scheme for 20+ years but even then all the interesting projects are asian. american output is dead which is the biggest difference.

        2. no valve, no bioware. no bungie, no naughty dog. R SD made RDR and now theyre just support for R North in the UK. Bethesda is garbage.

        3. I fucking told EVERYBODY here that games taking so fucking long to make is killing the industry back in like 2016. Funny how I was right. Again.

  449. The XSX was 10x faster than a PS4. The fastest GPU on the market right now is $2000 and isn't even 5x the XSX. Its over.

  450. this NASCAR game I got is one of the most progressive games I've ever seen

    1. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Nepo baby who was a good racer but created an entire career because his dad is one of the GOATs who died on track and he’s popular purely because of that.

  452. Games need to go back to taking less than 18 years to release. You can’t sustain a generation when there are no games for the first 4 years because nobody can make games that don’t take forever any more.

  453. Perfect example of what I’m saying. Super Mario 3D World is a fucking INSANELY well designed game. For the limitations the game has, it’s fucking exceptional how much creativity is jam packed into that game.

    Nobody fucking likes it because it seems quaint next to Odyssey.

  454. Played more FF4 on the plane ride. Obv not as good as 6 but it's cool seeing the stories get more complex as it goes on. But good lord how many magic casters does this game have?

    1. 4 is good but man… The story is actually kinda bad tbh. There’s a lot of cool character moments and ideas, but then you get the really fucking bad slap stick comedy and fake out deaths and it makes it lose a lot of luster. I want to play the 3D remake but I’ve always thought the reverence for 4 despite 5 being way fucking better was odd.

      1. I mean for what it is it's a fine story lol, this is an early RPG after all

      1. You’d probably like 5 tbh. It is really flawed but it’s by far the most underrated game in the franchise imo

        1. Seems like a charming game. I started it before but gotta got get back to it. The job system is always fun.

      2. 1-3 are like 10 hour games if you're ever curious, dunno about 4 yet but I'm apparently less than 5 hours in and it feels like I'm fairly far into the story

  455. Nationalist immigrants are the dumbest least self aware people on earth and ironically they're incapable of actually assimilating

    1. I’ve been saying it for years and people always take it as racist. Minorities in America love fucking themselves over. I know a Mexican guy who loves Trump and thinks he’ll never be disappeared by ICE because he isn’t a criminal. Well, guess what buddy, fascism isn’t gonna care about if you’re a criminal or not.

      Indian immigrants are the fucking worst. Every single one of the Indian immigrants that go on Fox News act like they’re so superior for being ok with literal nazis in the government. It’s sickening how all these immigrants worship a system that would kill them in a heartbeat because they’rr just pawns to be used until they find another Uncle Tom ass black woman to shill for Trump.

  456. Luka is a “generational superstar” but I fucking hate how he plays. Just pussy ass foul baiting. It doesn’t win you fucking shit, ask Harden.

    2. No, the 215 pound guy got folded like a lawn chair by a light shoulder.

  458. People who jack off Redick as a coach baffle me tbh. He’s nothing special.

  459. Ayton isn’t going to get another even medium big contract. Dude is a lazy bum.

  460. ESPN in a nutshell is them spending an entire timeout circlejerking about Luka being in shape and it improving his defense only for him to IMMEDIATELY get cooked by Steph lmao.

  461. ESPN in a nutshell is them spending an entire timeout circlejerking about Luka being in shape and it improving his defense only for him to IMMEDIATELY get cooked by Steph lmao.

  462. If Steph got Luka’s whistle, he would be the undisputed GOAT and a 10 time champ.

  465. Only good thing about NBC getting the NBA is that I get to look at Maria Taylor during the half time show instead of Perk’s lard ass.

  466. Ayton is like if Hakeem had no skills, no desire, no post moves and no finishing ability.

  467. I’m high as shit and I thought the ad for Jimmy Fallon was the post game analyst lineup because I saw AI and then was like “Why the fuck is Charlie Puth doing the post game.”

  468. Lakers would win 25 games a year without Reeves getting MJ’s whistle.

  469. It’s actually unbelievable how many foul calls this undrafted bum gets.

  470. Why does nobody except me and DK and sometimes Spiffy reply to anything lol

  472. We may have gotten a gem with Richards. He’s so smart. And playing under Stever Kerr? As a rookie? He good bois.

  474. HOW DOES REEVES HAVE SUCH A GOOD WHISTLE. IT DEFIES FUCKING LOGIC

  476. Steph bleeding. Getting fucking cut like he’s Charlize in the Devil’s Advocate and getting slapped around. Nothin. Reeves trips himself INSTANT WHISTLE

  477. Genuinely fuck the Lakers forever. I don’t know if I hate any team in sports more than them.

  478. So glad I root for a team that plays real fucking basketball and not this dogshit foul baiting.

  479. Fuck you LA. It’s 5v8 every time we play you and we still fucking own your bum asses.

  480. reeves would be out of the league if he had been picked up by the Hornets. Don’t @ me.

  481. 40 point near triple double: -5. Average Luka performance. He’s just white James Harden.

  482. If Kuminga played like he did tonight every single night, we’d easily pay him the money he wants.

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