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  1. Leo’s manager looks like his team would have a scene where he discovers an ancient spirit that teaches him a “secret technique” to beat Man City by playing with inverted wingers and during the match, there’s a split screen where Pep goes “Inverted wingers!? How did they know how to beat my 4-3-3 Total Football so easily!?”

  2. Microsoft is so cucked. State of play getting the MS Flight sim reveal? Game’s gone.

  3. I follow 3 or 4 pretty dedicated Horror game youtubers and they all love Silent Hill F. Boys, we might actually have a good new Silent Hill game. Tears in my eyes.

    1. Hasn’t that game been in Early Access for like ever though?

  4. I hope that Long Walk movie doesn’t get mainstream popularity because Mr Beast will try to do it in real life.

  5. I mean, we can all agree Jim Caviezel did more for the cause of child sex trafficking than nearly anybody else before. This is why he played Jesus.

        1. My grandpa really, really wants me to watch that with him BTW.

  6. Person of Interest is honestly one of my favorite shows of all time

  7. I’ve only got jury duty once and I just said I had college and I didn’t even have to go.

          1. Well at least for once it did something good.
            What did you figure out

          2. TThat I'm worse at clingyness with female friends because deep down I pathetically am trying to gain a surrogate sister or mother figure since I have a bad relationship with my sister and I relied on my mom so much.

          3. I realized it yesterday when I got the confirmation that that friend does find me annoyingly clingy. I thought about the why I do it. Because I'm better with male friends and only did that to RoN but I thought of RoN as a brother. Basically I need to stop trying to make people a surrogate family

  8. I started playing Village again last night and I forgot about the game starting with Chris just absolutely mag dumping Mia in front of Ethan lmao

      1. > breaks into house in trench coat

        > dumps entire 15 round clip into your wife

        > apologizes and steals your baby

        > refuses to elaborate further

  9. Also, Ethan keeping his wedding ring on even when half his hand is bitten off. That’s dedication.

  10. honestly watching eleven Zlatans enter the pitch being managed by another Zlatan in a suit felt borderline experimental

  11. maybe I should just make a battle hardened manager with an eye scar and all that to make me intimidating when coaching a League Two team or some shit

    1. I’d be a lot more concerned as to why my hand got bitten off than I would be about the ring.

      1. Pep in the timeline where they get Partey instead of Rodri lmao

  12. AAbsolute Joker looks nuts. Wtf is he. Since darkseid essentially has his influence in the creation of the Absolute universe, you can tell he hates batman

      1. I’m stupid and I had to google if Nero’s arm was unique in some way because I didn’t get it was an obvious DMC reference lol

  13. The dude is openly saying he accepted bribes and people are just like “Whatever”

  14. Oops maybe I shouldn't have called glorious leader a loser a few weeks before going to Mexico for vacay

    1. It’s physically impossible to be more of a bitch than calling for the UN to be investigated over an escalator lol

      1. Seriously- and suing a network because the comedian teased u- fk off

        1. Maybe we'll be lucky and someone will successfully impeach his entire cabinet

          1. I hope so- but I guess trying to be a dictator is ok with everyone-

      1. Imagine the history channel talking about fucking Big Balls and everyone treating a podcaster as a religious figure because a guy with furry memes written on a bullet assassinated him.

  15. Its awesome how ted cruz and rogan were even against his bullshit

    1. WWhen Ted Cruz is against it you know you're out of touch with literally everyone. Even the zodiac killer doesn't approve

      1. He’s just doing PR for the second straight time he left for Mexico as soon as he had to do his actual job and represent his state lol. Fuck him.

  16. I’m out here dropping references to Plato in jokes and getting nothing 😔

    1. Vance would never win an election. All of the Right’s talking points now are just Trump’s personal grievance. Imagine JD Vance in his shitty closeted gay robot voice being like “They’re eating the dogs!” Nobody is listening to his bullshit.

        1. Can’t wait for the Presidential Cabinet meeting presented by Teramana Tequila: “What’s in your cabinet? Time to feel the Mana.”

  17. “Hola Karmigos”- Karma in 3 weeks from his shitty motel wifi after he gets deported.

  18. Lemme know if they show off leon at this state of play, all we care about

  19. Disco Elysium 2 feels like in the 60’s when they would try to bring back bands that existed only in name despite none of the original members still being in the band. It’s like “The New Monkees!”

  20. Being an Alien fan is like playing Russian roulette but 5 chambers have bullets. You’re gonna get shit on more likely than not, but there’s always a chance something good comes along, at least that’s the hope anyway. I have my issues with Alien Romulus but Alien Earth is so much worse. It has Prometheus levels of stupidity and incompetence but not in the “oh hahaha that’s dumb” way more so in the rage inducing way.

    1. Hey, saying I’d rather play Russian Roulette with a full cylinder is my bit lol

    1. They’re not allowed to make anything else after Battlefront 2

  21. And the Alien franchise isn’t like a loaded revolver. It’s an abusive lover that flashes the gun on its belt whenever things get too good.

  22. It cannot be that fucking hard to make a good Alien movie. It just can’t

  23. TBH, I couldn’t imagine playing Deus Ex on Controller lol.

  24. a remaster of FF Tactics is out today?

    damn Square, always ace on your marketing

  25. I dunno what's worse about Let It Die, it being F2P or it being a Suda game

  26. I would love to know who the hell plays these Korean MMOs

    besides Koreans

    1. He’s actually 32. Being the CEO of Gran Tourismo ages you.

  27. is it mandatory to cast Aussies as Wolverine from now on?

    not complaining though

  28. I better get a level where I just get to fuck shit up with super powered Magneto.

  29. “The best Wolverine game ever”

    I’m sorry, but what is the current best X-Men game, MvC2?

    1. There was that X-men Origins Wolverine movie game that everyone loved because it was extremely bloody and violent. Looks like they took some inspiration from that.

  30. “I proceeded to make a speech without a telprompter”

    You mean to tell me he’s been writing this shit down???

    1. People really be like “I was born in the wrong generation” after seeing British people in 1910 eating jellied eels from a polluted river.

  31. (Rambling, completely off subject) Many people are saying I’m great at stopping wars, you’ll be sick of all the wars I’ve stopped

  32. I don’t know if they genuinely did turn his audio off or he just thinks he did because they didn’t clap like seals.

  33. God, please let some Elon associate get caught trying to infiltrate the UN to get the Escalator Gate tapes. It would be objectively hilarious.

  34. Also, are we ruling out the possibility that Melania just dissociates every time she has to be seen around him lol

  35. I liked that Metroidvania looking game with the Pentiment artstyle. That was cool

  36. I don't have an opinion on the tylenol autism issue because it seems too complicated

    1. What would they be putting in Tylenol that isn’t in anything else that would give you a developmental society disorder lol.

      1. It's supposedly only if your mother has a genetic predisposition to It's effects and it only increases the risk of a neurodevelopmental disorder so its not like the risk is nonexistent without tylenol but the results only seemed to hold in mothers who used it for over 4 weeks during pregnancy which probably nobody does

  37. If acetometaphine makes you autistic I should be Sheldon Cooper on steroids by now lol

    1. No, but sometimes I wish we’d stop letting people have 10 kids.

      1. I'm sorry I was just reading about a cure for a fatal hereditary disease and this guy said his dad gave him the gene for it and I thought Satty would definitely be mad at his dad for choosing to breed

  38. Like I said I don't take tylenol because I don't believe in treating fevers but I'm also not sexually active so there's zero risk of transmitting the tylenol through germ cells

    1. What the fuck kind of brain rot are these morons pushing lol

      1. You guys don't have tylenol? It might be called paracetamol in Brazil.

  39. Damn, maybe my dad sexually transmitted his Tylenol autism to me

  40. I genuinely don't understand how they make these drugs. Some are so much more impressive than others.

    1. Exactly. They made penicillin in a lab by accident and now they say my retina might detach if I take a cure for eye pain?

  41. of course we have we're not Somalia.

    but what the hell is the nonsense you just wrote

  42. I read that escalator thing and actually laughed out loud. Bro wtf

      1. He thinks the UN is out to get him because his teleprompter and sound didn't work on his speech, and also the escalator stopped suddenly very fast, but luckily he was holding on very tightly

  43. Do you think Panera Bread managers watch those videos of people making loaves from scratch in the wilderness being cooked in volcanic soil and say to their employees “These guys made bread in a cave with a box of scrap!”

  44. How fast do you think the escalator was going that he was worried he was gonna fall over?

    1. My guess it was an average slow elevator where you hardly notice and he just has that bad balance

    2. During his speech he brought up how the UN didn't pick him to renovate their headquarters 30 years ago and went with another bid instead so the building itself is proof the UN has no idea what they're doing

  45. Also I watched the Wolverine trailer and I am thoroughly whelmed. We lost insomniac to this?

    1. Yeah, I’m gonna be honest. It’s gonna fucking suck if Insomniac just becomes a mostly IP slop company. I’m sick of every action game having either Souls or Arkham combat.

      1. That's what I was going to say to Vader when he complained about this gen. You can only have arkham, souls, third person shooter or dmc/hack slash combat because they're limited by control schemes. Nothing new is possible.

        also yes they're.making Xmen after this

      2. That's my main issue. I just saw it and I'm like… okay, where's my reason for this being a game lol. Spidey has the web slinging traversal, that alone justifies it. Wolverine, I'm just not getting it. I feel like they could have put their resources to something more interesting

        1. Just Wolverine is boring. He’s indestructible angry punch man. I want a level where I get to just fuck shit up with Magneto.

          1. That makes more sense to me honestly. Probably why they're doing X-men after it

    1. I'm pretty sure it's a little different for Wolverine lol

  46. Anything else relevant from that? I don't care about Nioh and Code Vein I'm leaning towards not getting

  47. I spend so much time in class and doing schoolwork but I feel like I'm not learning anything I wouldn't be able to in like a week

  48. KKarma Please remind me to make an appointment to get the paperwork to get blood work done and tell the doctor that colon cancer runs in my family

    1. That was pretty funny though you have to admit because he was obviously talking about the tylenol semen

  49. I wasted 3.5 hours doing a lab that probably could've been done in 30 minutes

  50. I was supposed to get blood drawn today but the lady failed to do it twice and I was feelin a little woozy. So now I have to find some other place to do it 😤

      1. Apparently my mom (a nurse) is perfect at finding the vein every time

    1. I despise getting blood work because I have the thinnest veins ever and they always fail at least once lol

  51. Silksong, Hades 2, Yotei, Little Nightmares 3 and silent hill. Oof

  52. I remember when I was in the hospital for dehydration a few months ago, they did the IV bad and my blood and the fluid were dripping on the floor

    1. Oh yeah, never fully been able to commit to atheism because I'm mad at god because I need someone to blame for some things I'm angry about still

    2. Because they’re basically saying “I won’t do anything physical or tangible that will help your situation, but I’ll do the bare minimum of thinking about you.”

    3. I always feel better when someone says that to me? Especially when its someone I don't even know.

  53. I had a dream last night I had to go to the store with a girl I was trying to impress and she asked if I could go grab her concealer but then I turned to the “audience” and said “Truth is, I don’t know what concealer is. What the tube looks like. Anything. I’m just trying my hardest though.”

  54. I genuinely can’t believe the Star Force games are getting a collection. I’ve never played them.

  55. Also I think someone else believing something will improve/resolve itself helps even if you don't believe this yourself and to say it aloud knowing it might come off as stupid or be ridiculed comes off as earnest which also helps.

  56. Karma, how does it feel to know your mom knows more about medicine than the Secretary of Health?

    1. I mean makes sense, she complains about everyone else not knowing shit at her hospice place

      1. I used to do therapy in the hospice ward and it was really depressing in there for some reason. Wasn't a fan.

    2. My first thought "his mom is a nurse of course even more normal than I previously thought"

      1. He’s never beating the upper middle class white boi allegations.

  57. The Charlie Kirk memorial shit I’ve seen was so fucking cringe. They’re honoring him like a saint when his biggest contribution to the world was saying that black women lack processing power in their brains. It’s so death cult-y

    1. I saw clips of the widow with the fireworks and shit, and this is my honest opinion is a non-American: She looks like a pig.

  58. I didn't even realize ms flight sim is getting psvr2 support ms is doing more for psvr than Sony

  59. I will never reach the level of Satyy but fuck I just can’t with these stupid Trump supporters anymore they ignore all the facts right in front their fucking faces’. They don’t believe anything even when it comes out of Trumps mouth…the fact none of them can see he’s blatantly trying to take peoples first amendment rights.

    Kids get shot up in schools and we can’t touch the second amendment but hey fuck the first.

    1. You should be my level. The faster these people get out of my life the better

  60. Now playing as Mystique? Nightcralwer? Storm? Magneto? That would be cool.

  61. Bro Ekitike cracks me up.
    He was asked who’s his favorite player to watch and he said ”my favorite player to watch is Mohamed Salah but I watch him every day” then a follow up of any players from other leagues? ”No” then he was asked who’s the toughest defender he’s faced so far and he just said ”none” 😂😭

      1. He’s unintentionally hilarious. Gives me serious Joel Matip vibes in these interviews

  62. Ghost of Yotei has a 88 on metacritic vs GoT's 83. Everyone says the footage is deceptive and its actually very different from Tsushima.

  63. Apparently it's too derivative of other AAA SP third person cinematic games. Not good.

  64. I also think thr sorry sounds bad but I haven't read anything about it

  65. Lol they want to put Charlie Kirk’s face on currency. Brother, he was a fucking podcaster. Imagine those fucking beady little eyes looking at you every time you go “fuck why do I have this dime?”

  66. By the way, this is why Republicans get nothing fucking done. How much tax money is it going to cost to put that fucking ugly ass face on money? Waste of fucking time. Make somebody other than a racist podcaster your matryr

  67. Every Republican that complains about taxes should genuinely fucking put a gun to their temple and move their pointer finger inward as it rests against the trigger.

  68. Yotei sounds like another junk food game. Will probably wait at least a month to play it.

    also seriously, it's comedy how skewed the numbers are. "Yeah it's playing it pretty safe, 5/5"

    1. Because games that are safe but ultimately pretty good are better than 90% of games that come out now. Most games are safe and not good lol

  69. Was This Is Us a real show or was it just David Cage “give me awards” branded misery bait.

  70. Is it weird to enjoy spending time organizing your Steam wishlist in order or did I just take too much Tylenol.

  71. Also, all of our underlying numbers under Amorim are amazing but people still think a midfield of Casemiro/Bruno is usable lol.

  72. They can’t break a team down unless they score a set piece to open the game up.

    1. I’ma be real, it will probably be pretty great, but I’m not happy about Insomniac being the Super hero IP slop company for Sony.

  73. My biggest problem with the Wolverine trailer is that I don’t really get the point of playing the exact same 3 action games over and over and over. It’s either Dark Souls combat, bad rip off DMC V combat or Arkham combat. Swap the skins, now it’s Wolverine instead of Spider-man… Spider-Man is way more fun to play a game as lol

  74. I never gave a shit about Jimmy Kimmel, maybe checked a vid if it had one of my favorite actors. But now I’ve watched both of his opening monologues since his return from his youtube channel. Trump did great

    1. I’m confused by this. Are you saying he sucks and Trump was right? Or are you saying that Trump is an idiot and you’re being sarcastic. I know the latter is the most likely answer but maybe you’re just making your own joke

        1. Maybe it wasn’t a “I agree with Trump” but like in a “Trump sucks but so does Kimmel” sort of way.

  75. and here I am, dropping a Spike Jonze reference into my EA FC 26 tagline

    1. You named your FIFA ultimate team “Scarlet Johansson FC”

    1. it was good trailer

      and I couldn't care less about any other Sony AAA game Yotei included

        1. why would I not be okay with a hack n slash game being dumb and astronomically gory? I did give Devil May Cry V a 10.

          1. also X-Men are the only capeshit I have consistently liked ever since I was 3-4 because I had the Pryde of the X-Men VHS

          2. also X-Men are the only comic book hero franchise I have consistently liked ever since I was 3-4 because I had the Pryde of the X-Men VHS

          1. I think that just because something uses an IP doesn't make it IP slop. There are lots of good games that use IPs. Also I don't play every game so another game with combat I like is a non issue for me

      1. I’m sure she’s just in the school field. She always is lol

  76. I’m sad it’s not Steve Blum. But getting a proper actor for it in Spartacus himself ain’t a bad thing

        1. I lost my sense of taste and I lost it after I bought all my favorite foods. I had to hope my sense of taste would return since for some people jt took two weeks

      1. I had covid after the Real Madrid/United game and it hit me like a mack truck. Genuinely couldn’t imagine if I was unvaccinated.

  77. I went driving to get food for breakfast, and remembered I needed to go to cvs for more medicine. On the way to cvs, I couldn't remember why I needed to go, so went home.

          1. Everyone is going Grealish. I feel like Ndiaye is so much better option

          2. Luckily for me, I have triple Everton because I’ve truly given up

  78. I get what you guys are saying. I just feel like action games have really stagnated in the last decade. Wolverine is just angry punch and stab man. There’s really nothing that excites me about playing a hero who has no powers besides being able to tank damage and stab people.

      1. I’m not saying he isn’t compelling as a character. Just as a gameplay mechanic, he’s not as interesting as Batman or Spidey

    1. Also the world is really fucking cool. We can go to Madripoor

  79. I thought they would show the 2D GOW game yesterday when they showed off a random ass kratos controller but nothing

      1. There’s a rumored spinoff 2D GOW game in the works supposedly, a metroidvania set in Greece as young kratos or Deimos

    1. Final Fantasy 🤝 Silent Hill

      Having dogshit Western covers

      1. But like the weird bit is the second cover is all over the promos. Why not use that for this edition lol

        1. The reversible cover for literally every FF game is better. It’s unfathomable that the minimalist cover on the reverse for FF 15 isn’t the main cover lol

  80. Also, I don’t understand the want for ultra violence in a game. I get that Wolverine has to be visceral and bloody by design, but that stuff always becomes completely unnoticed after the first 4 pre-animated take downs. It’s such a stupid thing to be excited about IMO.

      1. Again, I get that has to happen in a Wolverine game but saying that as a selling point when everyone is gonna be desensitized after one stage is weird.

        1. Doing huge combos in dmc you get desensitized to but it's still fun. Like yeah after the 200th goon I won't care but with an engaging story or fun gameplay I will just hage fun

      1. you stick to an boring 10-7 (because 9-5 is for weaklings) dealing with Teams calls and shit and you tell me if you don't want to rip guts out like a neanderthal

  81. Also holy fuck I want people to stop asking me stuff at work. I can only work on one thing at once or it scatters my train of thought drastically. I can barely get anything done

  82. Whatever. You guys are right but I don’t think we’re arguing the same point lol

  83. For Wolverine tho– the combat is going to be weak. Tsushima is like the only western dev melee combat that has been satisfying beyond being serviceable in recent memory (ironically a japanese setting lmao). Spidey does not inspire much hope for the combat

    1. I dunno man, if they were able to make it work with the god damn X-Men Origins game from sixteen years ago, I think they can make it work now

      1. Games 16 years ago were allowed to have combat other than Arkham combat or Dark Souls lol

      2. The question is was that actually good or was it surprisingly good for a licensed game in 2009 good? Cause they're 2 different things lol. Also action games were a lot more diversified then if they had melee

      1. Don't need to, we have plenty of frames of reference at this point. It's like being surprised pikachu at Ass Creed Shadows being the same goddamn shitshow it's been since 2017

  84. Harby you think you're desperate, you should see my team (I actually remembered to field it this time). I also whitecarded

    1. Hitting 60 as a primary catcher is fucking insanity regardless.

  85. But to be fair, most older action adventure games also have weak to passable combat. The difference is something like Stranger’s Wrath doesn’t even have the same mechanics on a core level as God of War or DMC. Now it feels like they kinda throw any and all unique ideas out just to have combat that’s familiar.

    1. TBH, I’ve stopped caring a lot about indie vs AAA vs AA and kinda only care about the games I think are cool or might appeal to me. It’s made gaming vastly more enjoyable.

  86. I'm sure regardless it gets high 80s anyway, the concept just seems boring to me

    1. I think we both agree playing as a hero whose abilities are tanking damage and stabbing people is significantly less fun than Spider-Man or Batman lol

  87. Jrpgs all have the exact same combat mechanics and have had for decades now.

    1. Not at all true. Grandia is completely different on a fundemental level than Octopath or Dark Souls. Hell, even just traditional turn based games, Bravely Default 2 is completely different than FF 9 which is different to FF X.

    2. and then came the fucking French and made a better one than the whole of Asia

      1. I’m sorry, but this is peak “I would love JRPGs if I could get over them not looking like a depressing western AAA game”

          1. Because even if it was one of the best RPG’s I’ve ever played, it doesn’t come fucking close to being as good as most of the classic JRPGs.

          2. Because whenever the internet treats anything like Undertale, I know it’s not THAT good. Sorry lol.

    3. Well no, but that's not really relevant anyway. I don't care if something copies off something else if it's fun

      1. The key being fun. I don't think most of the kinds of games Wolverine are have very fun combat

    1. and here's the dickhead cheating on the hot redhead with another hot redhead

      1. Oh I have zero chance. I found out she's dating the second in command and is moving to Arizona with him. Imagine my face when I walked into them making out in the freezer

  88. Seriously, tell me how the COE33 hype isn’t like Undertale. Undertale had people swearing that they “finally made turn based combat fun” because Gen Zer’s only know what a PS2 is because of the logic of them being on PS5.

      1. I’m not hating. I’m sure it’s a great game but this circle jerk of “This is the best turn based RPG ever, no I don’t like them and won’t try 99% of the ones that people recommend” is fucking lame, I’m sorry.

          1. There are tons of games I enjoy and love and also wouldn’t spend the time saying is better than the entire rest of the genre.

    1. Yeah it's pretty similar. Also I guarantee you most of the people saying it's only fun now basically just have the frame if reference if pokemon which is like the worst turn based combat outside of RPG maker slop

      1. I will play it for Charlie Cox alone. It also looks dope as hell

      1. Witcher 3.
        David Beckham’s brother’s ghost possessed me and shaved my beard off so I look neat for a wedding.
        Duh

  89. I don’t give a shit about Undertale if we’re being honest

  90. E33 is great and a nice expansion of the kind of shit Mario RPG did, but the tells for parrying are awful and it generally doesn't have a lot of the little things I like about JRPGs for combat. Also like I said, the story peaked in the first 3rd.

    Plus it just doesn't have the same grab for me as something like Persona and Trails. The social sim and world building can't really be matched

        1. Like dodging is so much less efficient it's kinda unreal lol

          1. Karma I grew up on copious amounts of Guitar Hero, pressing buttons to the beat is second nature to my brain

        2. the only thing I hated about that game. The chinese torture that is the beach levels.

  91. DK, no offense, but you probably don’t want to be in a relationship with somebody you work with. “Is cute and is forced to be in the same place as me for hours at a time” is a low standard.

        1. We still friends though like legit friends who chat daily. Only past relationship or hookup or whatever I’ve ever had that ended in a state like this

    1. I liked talking to her though. She's cute funny and sweet. She also can tell I suck with people being near me ans always warns me when she's behind me. Like when she's there it's a better work day. But yeah going to Arizona with the second in command to manage his own store and has like the most beautiful long hair I've ever seen. Like fuck. He has me beat in every way lol. He's taller too. He's like your height

      1. I heard you have to have Harby set to the Thief vocation and steal from teachers until you get the one you need

    1. You’re pregnant? Congratz haime. Don’t ever let people tell you men can’t get preggers

      1. Yes- unfortunately it will be ghey cuz it came from buttsecks

    1. Nice, now he can find out about how Kiryu is actually the better character than Majima in the next 8 games

        1. I like it but they murdered my boy Rikiya. Also the green shirt is worse than the red one

  92. But he said he really liked it and wants to play the other games in the series.

  93. if there are two things that shouldn't work together but work together, those things are cocoa and mint

    1. I don’t think anybody has said this year is irredeemable trash lol

    2. there's still a handful of little bangers to come out in this turrible year

    1. That’s a legit existential horror plot. Somebody who understands cooking and tries to eat healthy being Freaky Friday’d into the body of somebody who eats Mayo and ranch on the same things.

  94. I will never get over the mayo and ranch thing. He’s eating mayo squared. It’s absurd lol

      1. Sure, but it’s the one that exemplifies his stupidity the best. Ranch is 90% mayo to begin with lol

        1. Gotta thang em’ B

          You won’t get that reference but he talks just like Brendan Schaub lol

  95. Harbour is right about JRPG combat and I think Undertale works specifically because its more of a novelty product. Games need to advance beyond the need for combat altogether though. Also I strongly disagree with Karma's take on GoT being the only good western system in recent years.

  96. I think theres been some confusion. I posted that graphic to illustrate how terrible this year was.

  97. Actually no when I think about it some more Karma might be right. Im not sure.

  98. Me liking back to back Silent Hill games in the year of our lord 2025 would be crazy tbh

    1. I don’t get the obsession either. Like she’s incredibly attractive but so are a lot of celebrities lol.

  99. My friend wants me to be his scramble partner next week against his other two friends who play and I don’t think that he realizes I’m a 7 handicap. We’re gonna win against anybody who isn’t also a a single digit handicap lol

      1. Yeah, they sell a ton of electronics. You can buy gaming PC’s and laptops there too.

  100. Like, thing is that they might be able to hit the ball further than me and be better at approach shots, but there’s a reason why my cousin and Uncle playing the first two shots with me playing from 125 yards in was damn near a scratch golfer. It’s because you lose all your strokes from 100 yards in. There’s a reason why the number 1 player in the world on the PGA is always first in greens hit in regulation and strokes saved from 150 yards in.

    1. Like, I’m saying their particular obsession, not people thinking she’s attractive.

  101. Biggest thing is if you give me two shots at a 12-15 yard putt, being able to see the line, I’m almost guaranteed to never 3 putt. It’s an insane advantage.

  102. And yeah Spiffy I looked, there's pretty much zero good western melee focused combat after Tsushima. The closest is Ragnarok but that's fucked by the gear system, makes every enemy take too long to kill

    1. I’ma be real, I don’t love the new GOW combat to begin with regardless of the gear system. But so many western games have their combat fucked by the need to have ranked gear and shit.

      1. Yeah agreed, it's actually a big problem.

        And it's not even that you can't have stats. You absolutely can, but they complicated it so much with the upgrades and shit that everything just feels unpleasant to fight

        1. Playing a lot of AAA western games is annoying because of that. I don’t want to spend 5 minutes after every fight seeing if I have optimal gear.

          1. The loot grind games are the worst about that. Why I can't stand diablo

  103. One of my favorite David lines from my story is “Why do I need a membership card to shop here, people are buying clothes and food in the same place, it can’t be that exclusive”

    1. I mean, we’ve both kinda adopted the attitude of “I really don’t fucking actually like 70% of games, so I’m just gonna enjoy the niche shit that appeals directly to me even if I’m the only one that rates a Direct more than a 2/10 because they announced some weird ass JRPG remaster nobody has heard of.

      1. More or less lol. And honestly sometimes I enjoy a little junk food, but there is so damn much every year

        1. I’ve really started to value my time with games. Not in terms of only playing what I want to play the most, but being ok not caring about new releases either.

          1. I wish I could do that, but there's too many series I'm super invested in. It should get easier after February tho. Please. It feels like I'm being held hostage lol

  104. Ugh I wish I didn't have to schedule a meeting at 4 today. I'd slip away early to play SH

  105. A lot of modern games also struggle with pacing. It’s part of why I love the Dark Souls formula because it isn’t teaching you new mechanics 50 hours in. I swear it feels like some western games play like instructional videos for mechanics you only use like twice

    1. Real honestly. I'm fine with new mechanics, but adding something complicated late makes me zzzzz

  106. I feel like if your game isn’t a DnD style game and there has to be constant instructions because of how complicated they are, your game is probably not gonna be good. All the best games have pretty simple core gameplay loops.

  107. Also, a lot of western sequels are more or less “The same game but more of it” and that becomes really easy to ignore over time. Like I enjoyed Spider-Man PS4, but there’s nothing making me care that much to play Spider-Man 2 because what the fuck is different? The story in games usually isn’t that amazing on its own.

    1. I'm fine with that if it has a hook. Like Trails and Yakuza are super asset flippy but I'm down for them every time

      1. I think it’s a little different when a series already has a unique identity. The Arkham games are all kinda samey, but each one feels unique in vibe/tone/atmosphere

        1. The Arkham games also have different maps which helps. Like Asylum is incredibly different to City

      1. My point is that games don’t really do it any more. There’s no raised stakes or ideas in Ghost of Yotei, it’s gonna be the same game but refined. They used to do both

        Look at Half Life 2. Not only is it a sequel to a completely new and unique game, but it itself is also a massively ambitious leap forward when it comes to physics and animation in games.

        1. Again mega man 2 just refined. How do you know it didn't raise the stakes? Have you played it? I don't know because I still haven't but not every sequel needs to change so much. Sometimes people just want more but refined.

  108. Imagine most of these AAA western franchises having several different rebirths in mechanics and ideas like RE has had. You can’t because it doesn’t happen.

  109. That’s my point. The game is more or less the same gameplay wise, but they aren’t just the same game but refined.

  110. I have been actually writing down the backstory and world lore for my fantasy story and it’s pretty cool. One kingdom is a chain of islands out in the sea and one of the islands is only inhabited by a cult that worships the volcano there lol

  111. When karma puts on socks he sniffs them first. If ge says eww smells cummy, he won't wear them but if thet smell like gummy worms he drinks an ipa

    1. Its the golden age- soon we will all be fat on trump bucks

  112. They actually want to put Charlie Kirk on currency lmao. Brother, he’s a podcaster. Imagine if I got shot and suddenly everyone was like “He really said some incredible things about cringy gamer shirts and making space in his brain for Korean thots” and had a church vigil for me.

  113. “He never said that about Bioshock Infinite. You’re taking his quotes out of context!”

  114. “I didn’t agree with his takes on Western games, but he had 2 cats. Nobody deserves this”

  115. A city of ~200,000 is ideal especially if it has a major university and it's coastal

    1. Genuinely this country lost the Mexican American war when we gained control of Texas and Oklahoma.

      1. Seriously, Oklahoma is easily one of the bottom 3 states. And it’s real fucking lucky Mississippi exists lol

  116. Turning Point USA wasn’t even fucking relevant any more in its own space, how is this in any way justifiable? I’m 100% convinced they had him killed so they could have a martyr. This shit is fucking beyond sickening.

  117. Also, this dude talks like a kid who gets bullied relentlessly in school because he sounds closeted like every fucking one of these ghouls.

  118. The setting sounds very higurashi except 20 years earlier

  119. Genuinely just cut the USA off at Kentucky and let all these southern states kill themselves. Let everyone else live like actual educated humans.

  120. Do kids even watch Turning Point USA still or do they just consume tik toks of fat slackjawed inbred cucks pretending to be badass rebels who need to “gen*cide liberals” to a slowed down Morgan Wallen song?

    1. I remember classmates sharing prageru videos on Facebook.
      I thought it was cringe.
      Once had a classmate in college years back use a ben shapiro owns the libs video as a primary source for his essay, and we had to watch it in class.

      1. Okay I must be completely wrong because I assumed no one our age unironically liked Shapiro or Turning Point or PragerU's "globalist" conservatism. Young conservatives identify as nationalist.

      1. He’s one of our best midfield prospects for the USA national team.

  121. We are gonna force a chapter of something that obviously nobody wanted or it would of already been there ….cuz we are cuckservatives

    1. Imagine having some Ben Shapiro type cuck try to tell a 5th grader why hop scotch is woke lmao

    1. I’m not gonna lie, 99% of the Thursday night games suck. They shouldn’t exist. The need for football 24/7 is weirdly obsessive.

        1. I don’t need to spend 3 hours on a Thursday listening to Aikman fight the CTE in his brain while watching Jags/Browns

  122. why does every Chinese anime game graphically look like modded genshin impact? I dont understand.

    1. Because it’s
      A. Their target audience

      B. All they can afford

  123. What's the point of adding extremely technically demanding boss fights when the combat sucks and Im playing on story difficulty? Why is it punishing be for being aggressive? This game doesn't need a skill check.

  124. Its not even hard to do "properly" I just don't want to strafe around and counter its fucking stupid

  125. It’s very funny hearing Trump constantly say on the news Oakland is an active warzone when I golf there every other week and it’s lovely lol

  126. Its weird how this along with Ghostwire Tokyo and Yakuza are some of the only games with realistic looking Japanese people

  127. I’ll genuinely never understand why teams draft QB’s that aren’t at least 6’2. Kyler Murray will never be an amazing player because he’s so physically limited despite having amazing athleticism.

      1. Spiffy, everyone running at you or protecting in front of you in the NFL is 6’7 325. Uf you’re 5’10 how the fuck are you gonna see over anybody?

  128. F is great and I really wanted it to better but SH2R is the superior game across the board

  129. It doesn’t have to be exactly 6’2 but anything under that is iffy.

  130. I feel bad for Comey because he's acting like a martyr but no one cares. He could be publicly crucified and no one would care.

  131. Also, most taller people have bigger hands which is why almost all Elite QB’s are at least 6’0 and have big hands.

  132. My friend told me id like Black Mirror. You guys ever seen it?

    1. I’ve seen some of it. It’s like Twilight Zone. Some episodes are absolute bangers, most are kinda lamb.

    2. it's not something to binge, you pick and choose a few episodes to watch and you're done with it

    3. Long time ago- some episodes were ok others not so much- worth a try

    4. Some episodes, the Wyatt Russell one, the Hayley Atwell and Domnhall Gleeson one, and a Bryce Dallas Howard one.

  133. Trailer Park Boys is still funny though. At least the non-HD seasons.

  134. I’m convinced all these adult cartoons like Chicago Party Aunt aren’t real and if I click on them, it’ll turn off the simulacrum.

  135. I only saw the Bandersnatch movie and thought it was interesting since Im a gamers. I recommend starting with that tets

  136. I remember that documentary “ don’t fuck with cats”
    Shit was dark

  137. A lot of 2010’s humor felt like an in joke making fun of hipsters but the people making fun of it were the same annoying people that made the stereotype of annoying leftists the core of the 2010’s

  138. and I won't hear slander on The Good Place, not because I like it, but because just looking at Kristen Bell makes life better

    1. Stopped watching at season 3. I got a bad habit of not finishing things. Very awesome show, I love it.

  139. Remember when legalizing gay marriage was the hot topic of the day and not whether a sentient blob of lard and spray tan will bomb the UN over an escalator.

  140. BBC Sherlock with Cucumberbatch was peak female 2010’s gooner core

    1. That too but there is still some good in what came after. But it's all gone.

  141. I remember when everyone was gooning over the Netflix marvel shows and they all looked dumb

    1. Much as I like Daredevil it's also the epitome of Surf Dracula syndrome in terms of the suit.

    1. Jessica jones and the flash were what stood out to me. Iron fist I guess too

  142. Because the last season is ridiculously bad. But either way, it counts.

  143. y'all now trying to flex the snob muscle saying Daredevil wasn't good shit?

    1. It was enjoyable, I’ll not go full “um ackshully it was bad 🤓” on it, but it is not like some deep masterpiece lol

  144. Remember when The Walking Dead set up one of the major villains in the series and then had 2 entire seasons of filler? That was cool

    1. The saddest part aboot Walking Dead is that only 4 out of 16 episodes per season matter.

  145. Modern Family. Remember when having a gay couple on TV was refreshing and normal and not the entire focus of 90% of the marketing and discourse around said product?

    1. yes I remember when I could watch stuff with Kevin Spacey without activating a gag reflex

  146. I wonder why everyone stopped talking about that show. I hope the lead wasn’t a pedophile or something.

  147. Let’s be real. Rick and Morty is the defining show of 2010’s culture.

    1. Jesus remember the Schezuan nuggets and the hype behind it and the seasons they promised? And then it crashed not long after.

      1. It doesn’t help the guy that did 90% of the voices finds it so utterly difficult to not beat women. I know, it’s so hard.

  148. I remember for half a season pretending I actually liked Penny Dreadful just to see Eva Green in corsets.

    1. Hey at least it reminded us that Josh Hartnett is alive during those times

    1. Tets, you should play FF12 Zodiac Age and Vampire the Masquerade. I think you’d like them.

  149. I remember watching Shameless once and thinking “Boy, I doubt this will be on for another decade” shows why I’m not in showbiz I guess

  150. Remember Twas calling American Horror Story “Straight Lady Gaga porn” and that cracking me the fuck up

  151. What games are peak 2010’s core

    Arkham City

    Bioshock Infinite

    Bloodborne

    1. I remember people tried to cancel Joji when they discover his past as Frank.

  152. How can anyone watch Clannad AF or NHK or Nana or Monster and not be driven insane by the current quality of anime

      1. TThos replaced Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tale in Jump Shounen and they all ended recently

  153. NNo Im wrong The Apothecary Diaries is the one exception. The rare modern masterpiece.

  154. Demon Slayer. If you remember Apple hated the ending and so did everyone else but of course I disliked it from the very beginning. From episode 1.

    1. Oh. Remember those days of me calling Demon Hunter Demon Slayer. Lol.

  155. Me looking at people gushing over Demon Slayer and I'm FOMO'ed. I mean don't get me wrong I did watch and enjoy it.

    1. I wanted to enjoy it like everyone else but it never worked. Same with JJK. I saw the movie in theaters because I wanted to like it so badly.

      1. For me it's because I fell behind. I dunno what is it about animes that I don't really bother much. Toku however I live and breathe.

  156. It’s funny that in the whole Riyadh comedy festival controversy, people are absolutely not surprised Kevin Hart is going. I think everyone just assume Kevin Hart would do standup anywhere as long as he gets paid lol

  157. Spiffy, I’m not playing Veilgard because I have a severe lack of interest in playing new Bioware games. Nobody who made their actual good games works there any more, it’s utterly pointless to waste time playing that when I know it’s gonna be a 7/10 at absolute maximum.

  158. Wait the Oklahoma tpusa guy was just forced to resign due to a porn scandal? I feel bad now.

  159. Christians got too bad a rep for child rape so they just have to hate Trans people now Leo.

    1. Is this a wake me up when September ends setup?

      for me it's going too damn fast. I don't have near enough time to get everything done

      1. It's just email verification, not that big of a deal. Just mildly annoying

  160. Like, Bill Burr is the only one I don’t get. All these Rogansphere cucks I get, they would do standup live from an Isis execution if you paid them enough.

    1. What do you mean persistent? Its normal after an infection. It'll wear off.

  161. So far I'm not sure I'm wowed by what SHf is cooking 3-4 hours in, but it's interesting and that's enough. It's definitely had a couple of spooky moments, mostly involving the scarecrows

  162. I don't know how anyone uses YT without an ad blocker. Its worse than cable ever was. There are ads every 5 minutes and they're all scamslop garbage.

    1. I get ClickUp and Wise ads all the time… and I'm already a client of both

      1. All my ads are either for some random online gambling site or some crypto scam where you get rich quick

        1. oh I also get a dude with a weird hairdo telling me to buy his tower defense game

    2. It's gotten a lot worse I've noticed in the past couple months

      1. This is all because the old CEO'S son killed himself and she stepped down. No one liked her anyway because she was literally just the founders sister in law nepotism hire but now I feel bad for complaining.

    3. It’s so bad dude. Legit I sometimes get ads in the middle of like 3 minute songs. And we have to censor half the words in the language because of “sponsors” but the sponsors are just AI Joe Rogan telling me I can get free solar panels. It’s fucking atrocious.

      1. I'm only now realizing this because of the tv app. I usually use a molded version on Android.

      2. Also you would think they'd get in trouble. These ads just dub over CBC with a scam and the government doesn't care.

        1. Our President is literally saying we should pay the debt in bit coin so are you really shocked by that.

  163. I didn't realize Pragmata's main character was so controversial because of her character model

    1. Did your girlfriend buy you a book of 100 corny dad jokes to tell?

      1. When you put a pizza on top of another pizza, you have two pizzas. But when you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, you only have one lasagna.

    1. I saw although it’s not confirmed yet. But everything points to his acl

        1. I don’t like the constant reused few maps they have throughout the entire game and the combat isn’t as good.

          Otherwise yeah

        2. But it’s easily the weakest of the series, although now we have veilguard. I don’t know which of the 2 is overall inferior.

  164. My love for Dragon Age comes from Origins and Inquisition. 2 has some amazing characters introduced though

  165. If it’s ACL Barkov will miss the olympics and just like that my hype for this Finland super team is ded

  166. I thought about replaying Inquisition but I really don’t think I want to. I need to replay Origins.

    1. It’s ez just don’t get drawn into the open world side stuff. Awesome lore but it’s such a chore.

      The story missions and the story itself is fantastic though and the Deep Roads DLC is great, Tresspasser is fucking amazing.

      I also love that game’s soundtrack. Same dude did Vikings

    2. I'm saving origins for whenever they port it tbh. I don't think I can deal with playing on my laptop for as long as it'll take to beat

  167. You know what’s one thing I never understood? Why is Bioshock like the only game that gets absolutely admonished for having typical video game structure? Everyone says “Um ackshully, Bioshock sucks because it has fetch quests” Everything in a standard game can be considered a fetch quest lol. Mario is fetching stars. Doom Guy is fetching the end of the level key. So just because an NPC says to go get something, suddenly it becomes untenable?

    1. I mean plenty of others do lol. But I don't think it's an issue unless your game is long as shit and it gets repetitive

      1. I’ve never seen a game get bashed for having that type of structure outside RPGs though. It’s basically the only linear game I’ve ever played that has “fetch quests” as a massive complaint.

  168. I get complaining about fetch quests in RPGs because it’s how lazy devs structure literally half the content in these big RPGs but in a game that’s linear to begin with? Like what lol

  169. It’s funny too because absolutely nobody ( me included) complains about the end of Metroid Prime where you literally have to fetch artifacts hidden around the world but that game is a 10/10 timeless masterpiece (it is but still) and Bioshock is “flawed”

  170. And don’t say “Bioshock is actually an RPG!”

    No it’s not. It’s an immersive sim. Fucking bite me

  171. Bioshock is also one of the few games where “They dumbed it down!” Actually is a stupid complaint. They dumbed it down from a series where you can’t finish half your runs if you don’t perfectly optimize your level ups, I think it had a fair bit of room to dumb down from lol

  172. Reminds me, I need to buy the System Shock 2 remaster and replay that.

      1. Oh. I was going to suggest watching it together since half the show is about Nagisa being sick but that might be cringe and dumb.

    1. Why are they still trying to frame video games as the problem lol

      1. You don’t understand dude, he has 1200 hours played in Left For Dead 2. That’s like basically being exposed to brutal violence constantly.

    2. And fishing apparently- barbaric
      Should of read the signs

      1. Smash JT is an infamous rabid Nintendotoddler drone/catamite he's trying to downplay the news but framing any opposition to his new queen as absurd

      2. Wait nevermind his channel is completely different now and seems to be dedicated to Concord and ugly women. I take it back.

        1. I’m glad he decided to give into the right wing grift if his heart isn’t into defending Nintendo any more.

  173. why didn't no one tell me there was an episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog where there was a robot that spoke like Christopher Walken

          1. the graphics are actually a major step up this year for some reason. the last 3-4 games looked the same.

  174. Seriously, other than Trump, you couldn’t name 3 people more obviously on the list than those 3 fucking ghouls.

  175. Lol, this country got destroyed by a literal secret cabal of pedophiles. Oh, if only Republicans from 2016 could see how the tables have turned.

    1. The best is this will not change any trump supporter affiliations – racism sexism hate is a helluva drug

    1. He can just executive order them to do it since apparently he can use executive order to force a private company to sell lol

      1. Also the law to force a sale was passed by congress under Biden but he refused to implement it

  176. If it came to that tiktok would probably just undergo a twitter style exodus tbh as the product gets visibly worse

      1. Exactly lol. Not like there hasn't been tiktok styled apps in the past anyway, vine came and went the same way

        1. Most Right Wingers don’t realize that normal people do not spend all day watching rage videos about trans people. Most people do not want their lives to be all politics and right wingers are fundamentally incapable of not having being a conservative be their their entire personality. Nobody sane is staying on a social app that’s all right wing shit trolls.

          1. More specifically it's the wrong demographic lol. The tiktok audience absolutely watches rage bait, it's just different

  177. Get ready for the MAGAlgorithm to hit. You’ll be watching cat videos and your next one will be about how you’re a sissy Beta male and need to spend 16K to go to anti-woke camp

  178. I hate fifa p2p servers so much. Europeans all live right next to each other so they have no idea what its like.

          1. The polish make good vodka but I had to tariff it! Totos is made in the great state of texas! U know what to do jimmy!

      1. It’s not necessarily “good”vibes. Just the vibes of the story I’m writing lol

    1. Great guys, they aren’t trans, many are saying- although ones from New York and the other istanbul!!

  179. Lord please let this three years pass quickly – may he be distracted by bigmacs and golf

          1. It’s so obvious he has dementia because he always says the wildest shit while he’s sundowning now lol

          1. That’s not true. Jimmy is right, I do kind of have a soft spot for him. But nowadays he’s just Adam Sandler. He’s just in garbage so he can do the same schtick he was doing at 25. But overall, I do not hate him.

  180. Steve Bannon being on the Epstein List is about as shocking as playing Final Fantasy 7 remake and seeing Aerith die again lol.

  181. I just remembered my neighbor gave me dome weird vodka- will have to do

    1. “Trump is in the Epstein Files”

      Comes down off a massive K dose

      “Oh fuck, I’m in those too, engage boot licking mode!”

  182. I was trying to record me singing Judas but I went on youtube to hear the lyrics and fucking the second song on that album is called “Drinkin’ with Jesus” and I couldn’t stop laughing.

  183. The most “Mid-life crisis dad rock” song title of all time.

  184. I don't think I care for SHf's version of the other world, it's not fucked up enough

    1. Please don’t tell me it does that stupid “evil/normal” world split.

  185. You know some dumb ass republican rich guy has tried to convince all his friends the Trump Vodka is actually amazing.

  186. A withering…!? Here…!?

    Not really, it's more like the other world is a dream sequence

    1. What I’m hearing is we’ll be reading “I should play Silent Hill F” for the next 4 years

      1. I can’t wait until playing Marvel Rivals is seen as the same level of cringe as playing Overwatch lol

          1. I was hoping she’d be lurking and go “Satty is trolling me, I Miss those times”

  187. I love Old Bay but in vodka? I could maybe see it used for like garnish on a cocktail but in the drink?

  188. Josh Harris was also on the list, he owns the commanders Sixers and devils

    1. Lmao, Washington getting rid of Schneider and finally getting their shit together only to have another, slightly less scummy looking sex pervert own them is the most Redskins shit ever.

  189. Of Course as soon as I say the otherworld sections are lame they get good

    1. And yes its the same time period with similar themes as Detention but remember the developer is also based in Taiwan. They were probably directly influenced by Detention.

      1. Like Ryukishi probably was influenced by it, but the taiwanese devs themselves wouldn't have much input into it

  190. Honestly not too bad- u can taste cucumber even through the ginger beer but probably wouldn’t purchase

  191. DS2 is definitely GOTY (when I finally play it) but if it weren't for that its Silent Hill F. This is the best gaming story in a long time.

  192. I don't know if you've played White Day (I haven't) but from what I've heard that game is also similar (thematically). It was a cult hit in Asia.

  193. TThank Christ I can actually kill the enemies in the otherworld if they're in blue light

  194. Big shock, we’re getting our ass kicked at the Ryder Cup. We have good players but all our best players are not built for team golf, especially Scheffler. It doesn’t help that Trump is inserting himself in the media for Team USA because he doesn’t have anything better to do, and it’s clearly a distraction.

    They just have better players though. Fleetwood/McIlroy is an incredible pairing. We can’t match that.

  195. Morikawa, JT and Henley shouldn’t be anywhere near the Ryder cup team. We have fucking Thomas/Morikawa vs fucking Fleetwood and McIlroy. Shit is hilariously one sided.

  196. Also, Cunha blatantly shoved in the back on the first goal and nothing. Rigged fucking nonsense. Not even pretending this is real any more.

  197. If any of our players spent as much time putting as they do doing cringey dances with Daddy Trump, we might not get fucking ass blasted by Europe.

  198. Barkov did both his ACL and MCL… 💔
    he’s missing the omlympics. Fuck this, I was so excited for this year.

    1. Impossible- I am certain I offed him in Syphon Filter a few decades ago

  199. Lord united- I don’t think Amorim surviving much longer

    1. He won against Chelsea thankfully. That should give him another 2 months

  200. The refereeing in the Prem is so unacceptably bad I don’t know why I bother.

  201. Why does he let them do a double sub before the penalty is taken? It’s fucking atrocious having a pen taken 6 minutes (yes, they counted on the broadcast and mentioned it) after it was given. Fuckkng horrible. Also, another blatant red not given because fuck the rules I guess.

    1. Stop mentikning this fucking cunt. He’s just another loser trying to get clout off “yanited bad” just like that forest fan dickhead Goldberg.

  202. That was a blatant red card but Kelleher the penalty king would have saved it anyway even if the pen was taken immediately. It’s just what he do

  203. I’m genuinely at the point where I don’t care. If it’s not the refs, it’s the players playing like morons. I don’t care if Amorim is sacked. Won’t fix anything.

  204. United badding is the right wing grifting of being a soccer fan.

    1. Bayindir even concedes when the shot is straight at him. The newbie can’t be any worse

    2. Bayindir even concedes when the shot is straight at him. The newbie can’t be any worse

    3. Because he probably fucking sucks just like all the players we buy

    1. We didn’t get battered. We had the ball the entire second half and should have been a man up. Also, mbeumo was trash today just like everyone else.

  205. Man loves that pointless 3-4-3 more than his wife and kids I swear to god

    1. I’m sure Ugarte’s inability to take a touch under pressure will be fixed by the formation changing. We’re just not well run and it’s from 20 years of the Glazers fucking the club up behind the scenes.

      1. Man watched Conte's Chelsea win everything with a 343 but he forgot to realize they had Kanté and that guy runs and plays for like 3 midfielders combined to make up for the empty mid

        1. It’s not even about having Conte. Our players never play with any intensity. They only show up when they chose to. The formation is irrelevant. We sucked with Ole’s 4-3-3. We sucked with Ragnick’s 4-2-2-2. We sucked with ETH’s 4-2-3-1 so the formation is irrelevant when the players don’t have the courage to even show up half the time.

      1. This is the kinda lame ass joke that gets spammed in Instagram comment sections to the point you know it’s 90% bots reposting it and upvoting it

  206. Potter got sacked but why the fuck did they wait until today?!? Bro even did the presser yesterday

    1. “Thanks for doing all the training this week Graham, off you go”

  207. I have never ever heard of that Brazilian who scored a brace today. Can't wait to see the big 6 club shelling out 60M for him next season

    1. I’m sure United will buy him for 20 million, everyone will rave about how we finally make good deals and then he’ll look like he got body swapped with a non-league player.

  208. My stupid ass plan of captaining Ndiye vs West Ham might be genius lmao

  209. Leo, we’ve had an “empty” midfield since Ole. It turns out, just fucking ignoring positions of obvious need doesn’t work. Better buy another overpriced striker though.

  210. These are the people ruining the country by the way. Just the absolute fucking lamest morons in existence.

  211. I think I'm at the end of the game. I can confirm I like what the story cooked. Apparently NG+ might have some differences so I might play again after I finish Trails

      1. One happens right at the beginning but this one was more obvious

  212. Also the biggest problem with this game is there's way too much combat. It's serviceable for horror game combat, but with the amount you have to do it gets tedious. Some of these encounters you can't really run from either

  213. This one area gives me shrine of amana vibes without the death every 5 steps

    1. Playing vanilla Shrine of Amana would be what my Silent Hill is lol

        1. It’s a lot better than Vanilla. I usually don’t have a problem with it in SOTFS runs. Vanilla it was just literal magical gang rape the second you were seen lol

  214. Racist refs only ever allowe the bear hugging down to the ground against Salah in this league

    1. Lol, you must not have seen the lead up to Brentford’s first goal where the guy just forearm plowed Cunha over but apparently rules don’t exist any more so it’s whatever.

      1. Okay but that was one time deal when Salah gets this handling every single game and not once has it been a foul. Then the other player dives to the ground and Salah is the one penalized

  215. Oh yeah this basically requires a second playthrough lol, that ending doesn't resolve much

  216. How nice of them, they give you clear criteria to get further endings

      1. Thank my son- he just traded him after giving him 5 weeks lmao

  217. Spent 100 million on fullbacks and Szoboszlai is your best one lol

    1. Liverpool isn’t the same team this year- those young guys will be good eventually. Palace is probably the defensive team in league this year as well. That being said Liverpool has a scoring problem which is ridiculous considering the talent- Slot needs to adjust his tactics

      1. Slot doesn’t have any tactics brother. He has good players. What is their overall strategy? Every fucking attack dies the second Salah or another midfielder doesn’t pull something out his ass. Every movement is pass forward > get pressed > pass backward > hoof the ball diagonally.

        They spent 500 million and they haven’t actually played one good game all season. Harby likes to pretend everything is fine, but I’d be fucking pissed if I was him.

  218. Also, Konate is bitching out of every 50/50 because he just wants to go to Madrid lol

  219. It was a nice night last night. Went to a bar and went to another guys house yo play Mario Party 5 until 5am

  220. Bro probably thought that using that name was the most owned the libs have ever been

  221. Buttgers is cursed man. In FG range to tie, fumble a snap and lose 20 yards, and lose off a missed FG kick.

  222. Our sub was creaming and bending over for Thomas Frank because he had 2 good games lol. Tottenham aren’t any good and neither is he. Our fans just want instant fixes man.

  223. Maybe the Prem is just fucking hard. IDK. Maybe we should actually buy good midfielders. Food for thought.

  224. Thomas Frank is a loser just like everybody our fucking sub wants.

  225. Getting dominated by Wolves at home but sure. Our fanbase should be allowed to talk about managers.

  226. Scheffler is like Tiger. He gets on the Ryder Cup team because it’s insane to not bring the world #1 but he’s not a good match player. He’s much better at winning over 72 holes by just never getting high or low, but that’s not what wins you matches. Taking a risk and getting momentum is how you win strokes in match play.

  227. Getting ass to belted at a home Ryder cup and our players are declining interviews because they’re not Fox News.

    1. My sons friends parents rented their house out to people who are going to ryder cup- they get a bunch of money but thats weird man

  228. Hollywood doesn't make any provocative movies. It's like you're not allowed to.

  229. Are there any countries on earth where people are happy and optimistic about the future?

    1. Maybe Nordic countries. Harby doesn’t seem to have a bad life at all

      1. Finland has brutal austerity + a stagnant aging economy. They never recovered from the collapse of Nokia. Remember how he was complaining he couldn't get to school because of all the strikes?

        The welfare state is being stripped to its bones across scandinavia and there's a lot of tension due to the migrant situation.

  230. The wait list for an apartment in Sweden is like 15 years. Parents sign their kids up for housing while they're still teenagers.

  231. Obviously its way better than North America. We have no zero prospect of ever living comfortable semi NEET lives. You either work or die.

  232. I don't understand why white people film private household disputes and randomly upload them online. No one else does this.

    1. I'm sorry its just that you finished SHF ridiculously fast and I didn't want to see anything because I like knowing nothing at all. I don't even watch trailers.

      1. Im guessing because its a Catholic team, which is fine. Its whatever.

  233. Keegan, I’m available sunday if you need somebody who can hit a putt

      1. Obviously he is but he's not comfortable discussing it here because you guys make fun of him

        1. Because Tets thinks you’re religious enough to root for Notre Dame because of it lol

  234. I did intentionally try to finish these two as fast as possible, wanted to get them done before my vacation so I can start fresh

          1. I don’t know why these dudes bet me 20 bucks. They know I’m a single digit handicap lol.

      1. Yeah but I'd wait for a discount. It's a fun PS2 action game with some nice vibes, but it's nothing too special

  235. Like for real, I had to hard carry this girl. She hit maybe like 4 good shots which makes sense because she’s super new but good lord the amount of times I had to hit fairway finders just so we had a ball in play was painful.

  236. Man Trails endings are seriously the meanest lol. Can't wait for the Sky 2 remake

  237. The only return in my fucking entire FPL lineup, including the bench was Joe fucking Rodon. This season in FPL has been fucking PAINFUL

  238. I only play SHF at night because its spookier that way but that's why its taking so long

    1. It's not too long so even then I think you can finish it fairly fast

    1. All these streamers are massively botted anyway. I don’t think genuinely more than a few thousand people are actually watching even big twitch streamers live at any given time. I don’t know why anybody would watch any of these guys, we all already hear other people’s opinions and voices too much

      1. That post was in response to Kai Cenat breaking 1 million subscribers during his subathon. Each sub costs $5.

    1. Looks like my one fucking return this week is going to Joe goddamn Rodon. Fuck my life

        1. It’s so fucking brutal dude. Not even any other bench returns either. Just straight fucking jack shit

  239. My spoiler free thoughts on the first 3ish hours of Silent Hill F:

    This goes without saying but it is the best Silent Hill game since 4 by far. I would go as far to say that if they followed the same blueprint, this game could be the RE7 of Silent Hill. They managed to capture the spirit of what the older games wanted to accomplish, but with something completely new and fresh too (I’m not saying every game should be set in Japan or whatever, just saying that this level of creativity and quality needs to be the standard going forward)

    The soundtrack is like a weird mix of guttural sounds and like traditional Shamisen music at points? There’s like throat singing too. Yamaoka fucking cooked boys.

    Visuals are stunning and the enemy designs are really cool. I’m not a massive fan of the sanity mechanic but it’s a cool addition. Combat is repetitive and I despise the weapon degradation, probably will be the only thing keeping it from being a 10/10 if the story keeps being this promising.

    1. I think the combat would be fine if there just wasn't so much of it. Especially in tbis game's version of the otherworld, but I guess you haven't gotten to where it's annoying yet

        1. AApparently There's a charm that lowers enemies line of sight so they'll lose interest a lot faster, so there's ways to mitigate it at least. Only thing that sucks is there's a lot where it's basically required to do combat to move forward

    1. Same. Great to have consistently good horror games again too

      1. No because they don't have a real home grown team, but their IPs are back

      2. Not really because they aren’t making any of their games in house.

  240. If I've got time after my secind run I might replay SH2 before vacation as well

  241. I guess there's been a lot of decent indie horror, but I always prefered the PS1/2 styled stuff

    1. Why do you act like the Giants taking a 7-0 lead is a shock? They’re not so unbelievably untalented that this is like unfathomable.

        1. Brotha, Tre Tucker scored 14 on them. They’re not the fucking 85 Bears.

          1. our offense is so one dimensional we’re just spamming a RB over and over

  242. Thanks for being the only guy in my team to have delivered, giant German man.

    Salah you suck

  243. I wish you guys were there to see the absolute true hard carry job I did golfing yesterday. I was on fucking fire.

  244. The environments in SH2R and SHF are so comfy and relaxing. Sadly nothing like it exists in the real world.

    1. SH2 is like a lot of resort towns tbh, and SHf they based off a specific town iirc

      1. Maine in particular apparently has a lot of fog rolling in, so you might actually get that vibe there

    2. Go to Humboldt County California, you’ll be sick of fog by the second week

    1. This franchise is fucking cursed man. Anytime something good happens we get kicked in the balls

  245. We can't have shit man. Burn down this fucking garbage ass stadium

  246. Another promising game flushed down the toilet. Why can't we have a week of happiness man. We've suffered long enough

    1. Dart's back in thankfully. But they already said Nabers likely tore his ACL

        1. Coaching staff and FO all but guaranteed to be canned at least so if Dart impresses we can get high picks and fix our IOL and secondary and grab an actual WR2

  247. If I had to rank the amount of football pain here from least to most it’s

    Dunkey (team won a super bowl while he was old enough to appreciate it) > Vadee (Saw his team win 2 iconic super bowls but was too young to fully appreciate it) > Tets (Seen his team make a super bowl they lost. Seen his team win playoff games) > Me (haven’t seen my team win a playoff game since I was in 2nd grade, team got their ass whipped in the only super bowl I’ve seen them in)

    1. Plus both of us have to watch our division rivals have dynasties or near one

    2. I wasn’t even aware of Football when the Saints won it. I got to witness the Minnesota Miracle and the uncalled PI though 🙂

      1. Oh and the 3 consecutive 7-9 seasons where Brees was going sicko mode all for nothing because the defense was fucking atrocious.

  248. Needed the Jays to lose today for the division and they hit a grand slam in the 1st inning lmao

  249. Philly better get McDaniel on the phone the literal SECOND he gets fired lmao

  250. Also, I knew you guys were gonna say Dart’s mom is a MILF because you guys haven’t been exposed to a decade of souther soccer moms.

  251. Im watching Orb and its kind of weird how the civilization that created science was the one where a lot of these ideas were taboo and ran contrary to their established belief system while all the other civilizations who wouldn't find them offensive came up with relatively nothing

      1. “Top 10 times players nutmegged the entire team” ahh picture

  252. Chiefs just own the Ravens. They always make Lamar look like trash, every single time.

  253. Sometimes I wish I was a cool detective but like in an anime or video game detective and not a boring loser detective like in real life

    1. I mean I dont see why he would? It was expected for Raiders to lose. As Bears fan it kills me to see Deandre Swift with 14 carries and 38 yards.

    2. We need to tank for high picks my man. We have literally no skill position players besides Bowers lol. Jeanty had a great game so it’s whatever.

    3. Besides, there’s an actual good new Silent Hill. I’m in too good a mood lol.

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