2 thoughts on “random Hangout stuff in my folder edition part 3 the movie”

  1. I genuinely hope we sack Amorim and then whatever neo-Pep wannabe wankfest manager comes in and gets us relegated. I fucking hate our fans. I hope they get Glasner in and we go to League One. Fuck this fanbase.

  11. If you said we could trade me being right for the PL, Iā€™d rather be right. Thatā€™s how much I hate our fans. Fucking morons. Real cool when all the downvotes on my comments are from countries with barely functioning economies. Sure, but you watched the game right bud?

  12. I wish weā€™d never won shit and were a midtable team. I wish we had zero fans and our sub had 10K people on it.

  13. I would genuinely take getting relegated at this point just so our dumb fans all fuck off to City because half of them probably were our fans 10 years ago anyway.

    Our fanbase is just a bunch of dumb fuck Africans nowadays that donā€™t even watch the games.

  15. You can tell none of these fucks own a TV that plays anything else other than pirated United streams because half of them want Xavi and he fucking sucks ass with a squad 100000x better than ours. Dumb fucking morons.

  17. And this isnā€™t me being racist btw. Itā€™s a known fact our fanbase is disproportionately African compared to other English clubs. There used to be a meme account on Facebook back in like 2012 that would just post dumb fucking comments made on United posts by Africans that were saying to like start Fellaini as a striker and shit.

          3. Martha making him his suit before she died broke my heart. She never forgot him even with dementia. Better than new 52 where they just died and clark was just cold

          4. Yeah that Clark was what people who donā€™t know superman think superman is like

      1. That would be 50000 forknife coin or something thank you very much

        1. This skin with my party hips emote would be šŸ”„

  25. And besides that, people are like ā€œbut we played a back 4 and wonā€

    We were fucking HORRIBLE in the second half against Newcastle playing the precious 4 at the back. I genuinely want this fanbase to fucking kill themselves.

      2. Because Iā€™m sick of these fucking morons. Itā€™s all I deal with is fucking mentally handicapped morons.

  26. And I hope all the ā€œplay the youthā€ people get fucking jammed in a sardine can and shot into space. Fucking morons. All these youth players are fuckkng trash and wonā€™t even make it at the PL level. Ship them off now while theyā€™re worth something because of hype.

  27. These people arenā€™t even fringe players. Theyā€™d be fringe players for Millwall.

  28. Learn to sell your academy players with 1 game on their belt for 30 million

    1. Yeah, we donā€™t break the law like you and the ā€œinhalersā€ but Iā€™m sure City sell random youth players nobody has head of for totally legit 30 million.

    1. The perspective of that completely threw me off because I was looking at it like the mug was in a sideways container not upright.

  38. It really cannot be overstated just how much winning the draft lotto and getting Celebrini completely changed the fortunes of this franchise even more than getting Bedard would have. He is unbelievably good.

  39. And I donā€™t hate Africans at all, but like the ā€œAfrican football expertā€ is absolutely a thing.

  40. Bedn at barbershop with kids- last one in chair finally- I be tired

  41. Iā€™m over this devils team man. Another December collapsed where theyā€™ll limp into the playoffs or miss it. Time to clean house

  42. They skip so much between movie 3 and season 2 of Bunny girl an entire year wasnt adapated I feel ill

    1. The last season they had of the world only god knows skipped like 4 girls. They had like a 5 minute recap of the girls they skipped. Mainly because 1 was important to the plot

  44. I hope our fanbase gets fucking nuked. Genuinely. I fucking hate our fans.

  45. I hope Amorim gets sacked and we get relegated. Fuck this club and fuck this sport.

      1. There’s green lantern him in the vampire universe and absolute alfred. But yeah main universe him still dead. Batman is even hallucinating him in one comic before KO stuff happened

  51. Iā€™m trying to buy something on Ebay but it keeps putting my old address down and I canā€™t get it to change.

  53. I love that there isn't even a hint of irony about an American saying that foreigners shouldn't be allowed to support their domestic English sports team but do carry on gentlemen.

  54. Iā€™m sorry. Luka is just another Harden. Loser foul baiter that doesnā€™t actually win games and makes people around him worse. Too bad LA didnā€™t have to give up fucking shit to get him or it might have been good trade.

  55. And donā€™t even get me fucking started on Reddick as a coach. Why would any of his players respect him? Heā€™s a lazy nepo hire because Lebron liked being on his podcast. He gets emotional and throws people under the bus all the time when he has zero experience coaching at any level and has no fucking idea how to manage a roster. But just one more mid season trade bro. I promise Iā€™ll be a good coach bro.

  56. And donā€™t even get me fucking started on Reddick as a coach. Why would any of his players respect him? Heā€™s a lazy nepo hire because Lebron liked being on his podcast. He gets emotional and throws people under the bus all the time when he has zero experience coaching at any level and has no fucking idea how to manage a roster. But just one more mid season trade bro. I promise Iā€™ll be a good coach bro.

  57. I can guarantee with absolute certainty, heā€™s throwing Luka or Ayton under the bus in his post game. Saying some bullshit about how he ā€œcanā€™t do this for 50 more games.ā€ Imagine your boss being like this. Loser mentality.

  60. You literally get your account perma banned for anything on reddit now. Itā€™s actually kinda pathetic. If telling somebody to fuck off is considered bullying then no wonder everyone are such fucking pussies now my god.

  62. Sati is not racist but kept going on about Africans late into the night. Ok

        1. New yearā€™s eve is tonight sati. You were one night too early

  65. Does anybody remember MC Karl Rove? Miss the days my war criminals could embarrass themselves on National TV in ways other than being openly racist.

  66. I will say, as much as I despise the Bush admin, at least they were full of obviously evil people that tried their damndest to act like they were doing their job. Now itā€™s full of obviously evil people with an added layer of fucking 4chan propaganda and AI cringe. Imagine if Condoleezza Rice had Sora AI.

  67. That being said, Iā€™m almost certain that Michael Levitt would have tried to convince us hospitals were killing old people without consent by posting an AI video so maybe Iā€™m giving them too much credit.

  68. My suggestion is worthless to you and basic pattern recognition would back that up

  70. You can watch Flight Risk on Max. Iā€™m sure that has at least a 15% on RT

  72. Somebody on our sub got downvoted 119 times for saying ā€œPeople talk about standards too much. The team is in 6th place and if you are being realistic, thatā€™s how good this squad isā€

    Theyā€™re 100% right but you get insta-downvoted for ever accepting that maybe we donā€™t have a divine right to be the best because we donā€™t have world class players any more and really have not in a long time.

    1. Honestly should be happy with 6th- plus u guys picked up some good players who are starting to mesh

      1. Our fanbase just wants an instant fix. Itā€™s fucking insane. Iā€™m sorry but our midfield is simply not PL quality. Case is still really good but heā€™s not athletic enough to cover ground for 90 minutes. Weā€™re playing Bruno at 8 and heā€™s amazing but itā€™s sub optimal because he isnā€™t a good ball carrier and he also is not athletic.

        I keep getting downvoted for saying this but the reason we concede so many chances is because we have zero athleticism in this team besides Sesko/Cunha/Dorgu/Mbeumo. All people Amorim brought in. People just want shit to be insta fixed. Klopp would have been pressured out for not winning the league his first season here and I 1000% believe that. I fucking hate our fanbase.

        1. Yeah still a few pieces missing but u on the right path

          1. as I have been saying, just drop 200 mill on two of Onana/Baleba/Anderson/Wharton and be done with it.

  73. Our fans are such spoiled bitches itā€™s fucking insane. I hate our fans.

  74. We doing an early dinner at this awesome restaurant- kinda hyped.
    Currently waiting for furniture delivery for basement

  76. Last year I got invited to a friend of a friends family party and it was the most Irish shit ever lol

  78. I did nearly everything I wanted to this year but it still doesn't feel like enough

  79. The NBA is such a fucking joke. Anybody who argues Steph wouldnā€™t be top 5 all time with even like half a super star whistle is insane. This man doesnā€™t even get foul calls when the other team is INTENTIONALLY TRYING TO FOUL HIM. Itā€™s actually fucking crazy.

        1. I like how someone just strapped a new year hat on a donkey and took a picture of it, saved me time.

  81. In my current game of stellaris my capital and 4 surrounding systems revolted because they didn't like being scientists. I got invaded on my opposite flank by another group and had to let the separatists exist to fight them off.

  86. This team is so good man. We might not make the playoffs but we are so fun to watch again.

  88. And please staple Cherny onto the top line. Him and Macklin have fucking insane chemistry.

  89. AfAfter I beat harby I'm coming for you karma. I didn't forget what you did to me. 9 months I spent on the injured list because of you. You tried to end my career, when I'm done with harby, I will end your life.

  90. We have two entire lines worth of First Rounders already in the pros tearing it up and we still have Bysted, Musty and Misa still in the minors and we have 3 FRPs this year lol.

        1. I'm feeling good, I feel like this was a good year for me and I'm definitely finishing this year stronger than when I began it in my honest opinion.

  108. I hope Ohio State gets bent over a pointy rock cliff but also, they havenā€™t played in a fucking month. How can they expect them to be sharp lol

  109. I saw an entire anime in one day for the first time since Kingdom S5. That's how good Bunny Girl S2 is.

  115. They gave him arararatatataragis head penis as a cameo in the final episode

      1. That ending makes me cry everytime man. One of the few games that can.

  118. This CFB playoff format fucking sucks. I donā€™t wanna see teams that havenā€™t played in a month. Itā€™s completely insane.

    1. Somehow I didn't realize Puerto Rico was further than eastern time

      1. They donā€™t do Daylight savings, so when it ends it doesnā€™t go back an hour, but when Daylight savings is active we have the same time.

  127. I don't think Satty has given a single African developed game a 10/10 yet

  129. I like Freiren and it's everything I wanted from the Star Wars ST but it's also more conventional with generally inferior storytelling compared to Mushoku Tensei

  130. I fell asleep just before midnight I don't have it in me to stay up anymore even though I made sure to take my afternoon nap

    1. Like how the demons are just evil because it's their nature?

      1. But also how the random aristocrat was a good person who wasn't up to anything and the other test takers are generally honorable because everyone has good intentions and people aren't just killed off for the sake of it and generally survive

  133. I'm playing the new trails demo now, and this is clearly the fanservice game because the god Rean Schwarzer (MC of Cold Steel) shows up and steals literally every character's thunder with how cool his new moveset is

    1. And somehow I forgot I need to meticulously talk to every NPC because it's a trails game, fuck, this game is gonna occupy me

  135. That demo was way shorter than the others in the past couple games, only like 3 hours vs 10. I'm glad I did it now tho, that was a lot of dialogue and exposition

  138. I almost, almost feel bad for Chelsea. This multi-club management and private equity shit is just bad for the sport.

  139. Cucurella has been at Chelsea for 2 seasons and heā€™s already had 5 managers lmao

  140. Techā€™s playcalling is uber retarded. Why take the ball out of your All-American QBā€™s hands to run a shitty direct snap counter against the best D-Line in the country?

  141. Iā€™m sorry, this format sucks. Having teams not play for a month is ridiculous. None of these teams have won yet theyā€™re about to be 0-7. You donā€™t even get a home game out of it. Fucking terrible format.

    1. Brotha, I have 1 return and itā€™s a fucking Gordon OG assist. Shit is fucking COOKED man.

  143. I can't eat anything remotely resembling "slop" without thinking of the meme and feeling disgusted

  144. Our football is absolutely dreadful to watch and another game where since the opposition didnā€™t gift a goal first we created absolutely fucking nothing the entire game from open play

    1. The PL is just garbage now Harb. Only one type of player can be good anymore. If you canā€™t run around and win second balls for 90 minutes, you basically canā€™t play in this league any more.

  145. Teams that have gotten the bye havenā€™t scored a single point in the first half in 3 games. Such a fucking stupid format man. I give up.

  153. Should I give Freiren a 9 or a 10? The only other 10s from the past few years are Sonny Boy, Lycoris Recoil, Violet Evergarden Movie, Bocchi the Rock, Mushoku Tensei, Kingdom and The Apothecary Diaries. I really wanted to give Bunny Girl Senpai S2 a 10 as well.

      1. When I made my MAL account my first forum post was suggesting a 100 point scale but the mods thought it was a dumb idea

        2. I don't know how you even determine any more than a 20 point scale unless you're way too objective about your personal opinion. Even 20 points is way too much

    2. I need to sit on it to give it a 10 tbh. It only has one season after all

      1. You're really conservative with 10s right? What were your last few 10s?

        1. Apothecary diaries. That one I knew with season 2. I'd have to check the others

          2. They just released a new OVA yesterday and I heard something really controversial happens. I still have to watch the Christmas movie.

          5. Oh fuck it's because they condensed 100 chapters into 2 episodes

  157. I hate that Iā€™ve given so many games 10/10 recently but DQ3 HD might genuinely be a 10/10 for me.

      1. Yeah lol
        That seasoned hunter dude whoā€™s an old family friend using a giant torch light in the middle of the night when they need to be quiet and not seen is so fucking dumb doe

    1. Theyā€™re going after the manager from Strasbourg who is 7th in Ligue One lmao.

  162. Lmao I called it. Just because the feeder club thing. They have the exact same form as Chelsea from last 9 games

    1. With the same amount of reds because of stupid over agression. Almost like itā€™s not the manager making the tacticsā€¦

  163. Bret hart is the best there is the best there was and the best there will ever be. Jake sully is just some guy who gave up his humanity to fuck blue women

  164. They appointed their U-21 manager as the interim and my first thought was ā€œSo heā€™s right at home then?ā€

  166. Why do they keep doing that to critically acclaimed books instead of just giving them proper adaptations? Even Oshi no Ko got way more episodes.

  168. Itā€™s probably gonna be a 9/10 though. I donā€™t like it as much as DQ 8

  171. Ghost of Yotei's more realistic lighting looks so washed out compared to Tsushima. Lots of newer games like AC SHADOWS do this too.

  176. …….. I bought Gotham Knights because I'm in a Batman mood, and it's 90% off.

      1. Just avoid right wing media and you won't. I pretty much just see her in memes now

        1. Actually it's the memes. I mean my algorithm is filled with people trashing her but it also involving displaying the piggy face

  179. Giants are drooling over bringing back Joe Judge watching this game

  185. I hate that Peacemaker shows that a world without Kardashians is a nazi world T_T

  186. I finished stranger things. What a weirdly paced finale. The fight was a joke and the plot holes from the military shit are numerous but the epilogue portion was pretty good

  187. Sup gingers been a while yes. Was a really really really busy December for me. Got some pretty nice presents though. Bags, wallet, sports coat, a leather jacket like for K-pop dance mvs I don't if I'll ever get to wear it no club hopping for me until my girl is all grown up. I also received a Nintendo Switch oled. Been playing Mario ever since. That's it. Happy New Year everyone.

  188. why do the avengers doomsday teasers look like Japanese video game announcements

  190. Brennan Johnson to palace- they need attackers so thats a good buy

    1. Where is he going to play? Off the left? I guess Pino goes to the bench? Or he goes to 10 and Hughes drops to the bench?

      1. I would assume left although pino is creative. He did play central at forest

  191. Itā€™s really funny McDavid was like 6th in the league in points and now he caught up to McKinnon already lol. 34 points in 15 games is fucking mental.

    1. Dude's a force. Oilers need to win him a cup before he bounces. They got 3 years

  192. I need your guys opinion, I have a wedding tomorrow for 2 friends, and I got them a digital picture frame as a wedding gift, but my parents think its stupid and that cash/checks should be the only wedding gift you should give. I've never had to worry about this shit since this is only my 2nd wedding as an adult and the 1st one where its not a relative. Which is better

    2. I have always given money but its totally jp to you snd your relationship with them etc

    3. I'd listen to your dad though. Based on everything you've said over the last decade it seems like he knows what he's talking about.

    1. These people are rich anyway so I figured why not get them an actual item than just cash lol. Guess I'll decide tonight

      1. That's honestly a better move lol, it's something they'll actually use too

  205. LP, if itā€™s a current gen only game I probably havenā€™t played it.

  211. Whatā€™s funny about that image DK is my cousin plays MTG and that Tifa card is currently breaking the game lmao

  212. Yeah, because it combos so easy with other Green cards that you can create a loop where it gets super powered. I was literally in disbelief when he told me super powered Tifa is breaking MTG lmao

  215. Me and my bro finished stranger things.

    I eveb bought 2 stranger things kinder eggs for this monumental hype moment and the 2 HOUR finale.

    I got Max and Eleven from them

    1. I had no expectations and only thing that had me whelmed was the mindflayer part and the final fight. That shit was lamb af.

      Also they skipped Elevenā€™s big jump the moment this entire season and her whole character arc with David Harbout had built up to

        1. Yeah they showed what it was gonna be and then we never saw it actually happen it was all offscreen

  222. Itā€™s so obvious that 99% of tv is made with zero planning or ideas laid out in advance. Why does Pluribus need a year break, itā€™s the least work intensive show ever.

      1. Because my plan is to finish or play like 4 JRPGs in a row lol. Iā€™m gonna play DQ 3, Trails Remake, Ni No Kuni and Final Fantasy Crisis Core Reunion.

  232. At least the 2 goats lived through 2025.
    Jake Sully and Steve Harrington are safe

  249. LIVERPOOL ARE SIGNING A CB!!
    Who is 17 years oldā€¦ for the summerā€¦

    CRISIS AVERTED!!!

    2. Itā€™s ok bud. Weā€™re signing a South Korean star named Phuking-No-Wann

    1. Iā€™ve never tried it but it sounds like it could def work

    1. But heā€™s literally invisible and how can you notice him when SHE IS NEXT TO HIM

  283. I still hate that both the Stadium Series and Winter Classic are in fucking Florida. And that it should've been Rangers Bruins and Lightning Panthers

  285. Steph watches Shai from the bench like ā€œIf I got that whistle Iā€™d be better than Jordanā€

  286. Finished Chain of Memories. Since I don't wanna start a new game before trails I may just finish the platinum for this one

  289. I bring in Bowen so of course Wolves are beating the fuck out of them. I give up man.

  291. I got an 8 point captain haul from Bowen because of fuckin def conā€¦ lmao. We take that I guess.

  292. Every time I watch a Warriors/Thunder game, I think ā€œPeople unironically watch and root for the most insane whistle Iā€™ve ever seen?ā€

  293. Arteta injury translation:

    ā€œHeā€™s progressing wellā€- Heā€™s probably not gonna play

    ā€œWeā€™ll have to seeā€- heā€™s 1000% playing

    ā€œWe are hopefulā€- Heā€™s literally clinically deceased and has been for weeks at this point

    2. Iā€™ve been saying for weeks this Wolves team is not that bad. Theyā€™ve been losing but never really getting blown out. They played toght with a lot of the top teams and almost turned Arsenal over. Theyā€™re really not the ā€œworst PL side ever.ā€

  295. Guess who started off the year getting club kits from Slovenia, Jamaica, Turkmenistan, Palestine and Georgia

  296. One thing about them being the ā€œworst PL team everā€ is this Wolves team is actually athletic and doesnā€™t have absolutely abysmal defenders. If you put that Derby team in modern football, theyā€™re shipping 5 goals minimum every single week. PL defending has gotten so much better, you really donā€™t see absolute clangers dropped by defenders any more (except Lovren) Back in the day, the entire bottom half of the table was inhabited by defenses that had multiple starters who would never play another top flight game again.

  297. And Rice on a red flag scores.

    Iā€™m going to nuke Fantasy PL.

  299. Yeah, Iā€™m sorry. If yā€™all think Arsenal are losing the league youā€™re insane. Deepest team by far, easily the best midfield and easily the best defense.

    1. You guys donā€™t fucking take me seriously when I say the quality of the prem is in the gutter. It really is. So many overrated, expensive players. Viktor Soccer Aid is getting outplayed by Gabriel fucking Jesus who just spawned out of the ether one day.

  301. Fucking 26 points on my bench, 17+ from Rice.

    I hate this game. I curse Harby for introducing me to this whole wretched affair. Iā€™m sick of Artetaā€™s lies and Pepā€™s fraudulence. Iā€™m tired of earth, these people; tired
    Of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

  303. We should give the NFC South playoff spot to a lingerie league team.

  304. Cannales is thinking ā€œWeā€™d win this division easily if I had a real Quarter Backā€

    1. I have fucking 17 Rice points in my bench because Arteta thinks ā€œItā€™s not looking goodā€ = Heā€™s playing the full 90.

    1. I think Skyfall just because they dropped the ball so hard on the meta for Bond

        1. Hey. They knew Craig would be gone soon so they had the perfect opportunity to come out and say that James Bond was just like Q and M, basically just a codename for the 007 agent and when this one retires/dies then there would be a new James Bond 007 which explains all the different actors and storylines (mainly anyway). But instead they decide to double down on it being his real name and Craig being the only James Bond ever even though they were going to have to replace him soon. Stupid and short-sighted decision IMO.

          2. If they just said "it's all just codenames bro" then bam, almost the entire Bond catalogue is canon but no, they had to insist it's just one dude so they have to soft-reset with every actor.

          4. I gather part of it is so they can just re-use the same storylines whenever they want but my way they could have still used the old ones and just done sequels instead of remakes. "Remember that storyline in Goldeneye? Yeah well someone else found those plans and is trying to revive the project" etc.

          6. And they could have had a definitive end to an actors run as Bond by killing them and introducing the new bond at the end of the movie, or as a junior agent that works with him on a mission as a passing of the torch type deal.

    2. I donā€™t hate it as much as most people but probably Spectre. It tries to be a throwback to old Bond movies since the criticism of Craig Bond was always the over seriousness but it really just clashes horribly because itā€™s a goofy ass villain in a otherwise serious story.

      Only cool part was the opening Day of the Dead scene which admittedly, is probably what fueled my obsession with appropriating that imagery, but other than that it feels phoned in. But Lea Seydoux is still my waifu

  323. I think itā€™s funny that even if the Bucs win this game, their fate lies in the Saints beating the Falcons tomorrow. Talk about a fall off, this shitty division was right there for the taking and they blew it.

  328. Bryce Young not falling on a fumble?

    Zis is Panthers ā€˜eritage

    2. I had a dance off in my Leon costume with my buddy Flynn Rider on Halloween

    1. Yeah, some weird dude dressed up as a can had us do that, and he gave a coin to Flynn as a prize for some reason

  344. One time I was drunk as fuck on Halloween and this girl dressed like Harley Quinn walked by and gave me a bead necklace and didnā€™t say anything. I was very confused.

  347. Guy that broke out of prison and lives in a Toys R Us for like 6 months

  350. Stranger Things final batte is just In the End music video all along.

  354. I came home from visiting my grandpa and Honey was right outside my bedroom window on the fence lol.

  355. I checked the cart to make sure it worked and this guy had a save with 110 hours on it and I didnā€™t want to delete it so I chose a different save slot lol

  359. The petty part of me wants to lose this so I can fuck off everyone in the Liverpool sub.

    I donā€™t actually want to lose though and these cunts better start showing some urgency

  362. The reffing in the prem really does make this shit unwatchable. 40,000 fucking fouls on Leeds, not called. Dorgu makes one foul, instant yellow. Fucking insane standard of officiating.

  363. Oh god, glorious leader is now just taking over South American countries?

    1. Itā€™s because of drug cartels, please ignore the fact that Hondurasā€™ former President paid Trump to pardon him from drug charges

    1. The Premier League is really watered down now man. The talent level is really low rn in terms of technicality.

      1. itā€™s not that. Itā€™s that we take zero fucking risks and uselessly pass it around until we lose it.
        We are so slow and lethargic

        I should watch us to go to sleep earlier

  367. Pascal Gross has been back in the PL for one game and heā€™s contributed more than Wirtz has to Liverpool.

    1. Gross would kot contribute in this team anything though and Wirtz would there.

      Itā€™s the coaching staffā€™s fault

      1. Everyone says their team ā€œhas no control of the midfieldā€ this is how the prem is now my guy. If you canā€™t run around and win second balls for 90 minutes, youā€™re fucking useless as a midfielder in the PL

  368. Please just get an interim manager. We have so much fucking quality and everyone besides Arsenal and City are so shit that quality would get us Champions League

  369. You would have been laughed at 2 years ago for saying a player like Kamarra was the reason anybody was good. Now him and Onana winning second balls constantly in midfield is a huge part of the reason Villa are where they are. They have an insanely physically dominating midfield 2 that can run.

  371. The most depressing part about every week is we donā€™t create any clear cut chances.

    So win lose or draw, I know this is never getting better with this manager

  372. And harby lucks into wilson- supposed to be my differential šŸ˜«
    Lucky cunt

    1. Heā€™s on the bench my dude and Iā€™ve had him for months

  373. I mean honestly look at the quality of this match. Just fucking running around winning second balls doing fuck all and trying to hit an opening on a counter.

    This is exactly how Ten Hag played but apparently the entire prem decided to adopt it.

      1. Iā€™m saying every match in the prem is like this now. Our match was the same.

  376. Satty might end up with rices hall because of hugos absence- bastardo

  390. Can this bald fuck unleash Chiesa before thereā€™s 2 fucking minutes left of the match again

  406. I forgot weā€™re still unbeaten for many weeks now. Worldā€™s shittiest unbeaten run ever.

    Just sack him

  409. The lack of quality in the PL is so fucking shocking these days. How are teams unironically spending money on absolute clangers like Delap

    1. Thatā€™s not a mystery. Chelsea is run by a pair of moronic yanks

      2. Everyone os run like this, Harby. Viktor Soccer Aid is getting out played by a guy who just respawned from the Nether Realm

  411. Just look at how the game is played now. Just running around trying to win second balls. Itā€™s such shit football but itā€™s what the PL has pigeon-holed itself into. This is the culmination of nothing but top tier elite athleticism meaning dick all.

  412. I swear to god Delap is a mid-table Championship striker. Legitimately sack our sporting directors for even attempting to buy this fucking shitter. My god, the quality of player you get for 50 million now is so fucking low

    1. PL ā€experienceā€ whatever that means means that you get +40 million on the price tag

      1. I donā€™t know anything about ā€œanalyticsā€ but according to these models, Thiago is probably worth Zidaneā€™s fee to these morons.

  414. Itā€™s super cool Chelsea fired Maresca just for their U21 manager to also not be able to get these shitters to finish chances lol

  415. Delap is so unagile that he had to slow down and pass backwards on a ball hit into space lmao

  416. Chelsea fans when the football is shit ā€œI miss my Russian blood money laundering owner!ā€

  417. And people genuinely donā€™t think Arsenal are walking the league lol. This City squad is soft as hell

  419. EXTREMELY lucky heā€™s so shit he didnā€™t actually get a touch to it lmao

  421. ā€œNo, no you did well. For a make a wish coachā€

    ā€œIā€™m the Under 21ā€™s coach Pepā€

    ā€œOf course you are. More than you believe. Happy new yearā€

  422. I hate this shit man. Cowboys can just pull Dak for the 2nd half for reasons. Definitely not trying to fuck up our pick. Giants are so retarded

    1. Thereā€™s zero difference between getting the first and 6th pick if you already have a QB dawg

      1. Of course there is. You can easily trade the 1OA pick to a QB needy team. Maybe not for a huge haul this year but we need more picks. We only have two in the first three rounds

        1. No team that needs a first overall pick is going to be in a position to gove up draft capitol on a non-generational sure thing prospect. When you are bad, you pick best player available until you fill out the roster.

          1. Give me the picks man, any team would trade up to get a QB they believe in. Raiders intentionally tanking to get Mendoza. You don't think they'd try to trade up if the Giants had it?

          2. We donā€™t have any draft capital to trade because we actually keep our good players.

          3. Well, one team will. The Jets def would've, otherwise they'd be running back Fields

  423. We're really gonna end up with the 7th pick after having the 1st pick for weeks

  424. Shits the reason the Giants won't ever be good. Just take the lumps this season and lose out. They never do

    1. They showed the Cowboys cheerleaders at half time and I thought the same fucking thing. Like, how do you really explain ā€œWe put a bunch of hot girls in skimpy dresses to dance and shout while youā€™re distracted by the fucking sporting eventā€

  426. If Japan had cheerleaders people would think they're deranged sex freak perverts

  432. Lol, I like how somebody on the raider sub said ā€œMendoza is the next Goffā€ and got downvoted.

    I donā€™t think our fans understand how truly amazing it would be if this franchise got a Goff level QB lmao.

  433. I hate all these fucking lapdogs trying to amp us up for beating the Cowboys. I couldn't give less of a shit. They fucking pulled Dak at half and these people are acting like we truly beat him lmao. How about beat them when it actually matters. Can't wait for these culture wins to carry over next season, maybe we'll start 3-7 this time

    1. Oh buddy, the amount of times Iā€™ve had this conversation with peopleā€¦ Sure, miss out on a top 3 pick because you think itā€™s funny we beat a Chiefs team resting Mahomes. People say ā€œI never want to loseā€ but genuinely this year needed to end with us losing enough to actually get a QB

      1. Yep, we needed more picks. The draft won't be enough to turn this team around since our buffoon GM is trash in free agency

  439. We went to see Black Phone 2.
    It was even better than the first one. Honestly think Iā€™m gonna review it 4 stars.

    So fucking anxiety inducing. I dreaded every time night was approaching.
    The final scene was stupid but otherwise a really great psychological horror

  449. My hot take is I donā€™t get the hype with Sinister at all.

    Only the ending is awesome. Itā€™s not at all scary, just dumb at times

  453. Iā€™ve never seen a team more fraudulent than the Eagles this year. They got 9 yards on first down and got stuffed on the tush push twice. Legit Neanderthal play calling.

  466. So we end up with the 5OA pick. Not terrible I guess. I would guess Reese will be off the board so we get either Tate, Downs or Love

      1. I'm not expecting Love either but you never know. Skat + Tracy + Love lets just ram the ball down teams throats

  468. I feel awkward going into the Spanish super market but the produce is way cheaper there and there are some meats I like.

      1. Itā€™s awkward for me because Iā€™m whiter than the spirit of Christmas itself.

  469. For JRPG January, Iā€™m gonna do a 10 underrated JRPGs list. Then Iā€™m gonna review at least 2 games one of which will be Lost Odyssey.

      1. I might review DQ 3 HD but Iā€™m not sure if I will finish it.

    1. He wears tight jorts and tells the butcher ā€œme gusta chorizo calienteā€

  474. My biggest fear is that Tomlin gets fired and we go for him. Itā€™s keeping me awake at night.

    1. nah he's def coming here if he's fired. Giants are gunning for the safe HC

  477. Iā€™m pretty much done supporting this club until the Glazers fuck off. Weā€™ll never win anything major in my lifetime again, thank god my childhood was filled with us winning.

    And everyone who was happy about INEOS coming in can get double fucked over a traffic barrier. Just another shitty ā€œinvestment firmā€ trying to play football manager. I donā€™t need analytics to tell you that Ugarte got banished to the shadow realm the second Enrique realized heā€™s fucking useless if you actually want your midfielders to touch the ball.

    Weā€™ll bring in some shitty yes man manager who will play all their wonderful signings like Zirkzee as intended, play the formation they want with the players they bought. Sesko is another massive flop, but go off about how we should be better than 5th with a striker who canā€™t hit the goal and a midfield of 80 year old Casemiro and a 10 playing 8.

    If we donā€™t get top 4, Berrada, Wilcox and everyone should be fucked off so hard they should get sent out of England. We keep trying to build half a house , listen to retards like our ex-players who all fucking failed so hard as managers they had to start a support group podcast to bitch about how 3ATB is ā€œanti-unitedā€ because they get paid 3x more if United is involved for clicks and then we burn everything down because our fans think somebody is just magically gonna come in and fix the half burned house we gave him with a bunch of loser signings.

    Say what you want about the results, weā€™re third in goals in the league. We have no fucking midfield because the geniuses in charge decided ā€œWe need to spend 70 million on another useless, inexperienced striker who canā€™t do anything in the Prem because Hojlund was clearly the problem, right, not sticking a 21 year old up top and saying ā€œFigure it out lad, by the way, youā€™reour only striker, have fun when we have to brute force your way into form or youā€™re fucked. Cheers mateā€

    Weā€™re probably firmly top 4 if we buy any competent midfielder in the Summer but no, we now have to wait for us to spend a stupid amount on 10ā€™s when we already have a fucking world class 10 in the team.

    I hate modern football, I hate the Premier League and I really donā€™t love this sport any more like I used to. The PL is so watered down, horribly officiated and boring now that I can honestly say I wonā€™t miss watching matches.

  478. In Toronto you have no choice but to go to various ethnic grocery stores because they keep demolishing the old normal ones and replacing them.

    An Asian American woman made a controversial TikTok about "side eyeing" ethnic whites in "Asian" grocery stores (which is fine) but I thought it was funny given how it is here.

  479. I don't understand how OnlyFans is any different from what Andrew Tate besides just being an intermediary but I guess this also applies to Meta etc. with profiting off of scams.

    I'm anti-piracy and drugs but in retrospect Megaupload and TSR were basically right.

  483. Arthur Smith is lucky that Patullo exists or heā€™d be so relentlessly mocked itā€™s insane.

  484. Brother designed a pitch play that runs into a 3 v 1. Absolute galaxy brain tier play design.

  486. Being a Steelers fan watching that offense must be fucking torture lol

    1. No offense but I absolutely would run his ass at basketball. Besides Karma being probably not athletic at all, I have a massive height/wingspan advantage. Heā€™ll never get a board over me.

  492. No DK. I usually make beef roast with lemon grass asparagus and roasted potatoes and bread. Iā€™m making baguettes for the first time.

  493. I could seriously just post Karma up every single time and heā€™d never stop me. Basketball is one sport where just being physically taller is a gigantic advantage. I could easily shoot over him and he would be in fucking hell trying to shoot over me.

  495. I also used to play basketball in high school. I could easily have played 2 guard and probably started if I wasnā€™t always busy with Baseball playoffs during basketball season.

  496. Oh, I know what the plan is. Wait until the summer so we can pick whatever World Cup manager gets fired. Weā€™re ultra mega geniuses guys, thatā€™s why we fired Ashworth for disagreeing about Amorim only to agree with him 6 months later. I sure do love a bunch of nepo baby environment destroying BP cunts running my club.

    1. I feel like Key is secretly good at Chess but it never comes up meanwhile Karma would ask ā€œwhat the horsy does.ā€

  509. I used to think Jackson was overrated but now I realize his team and coach are constantly letting him down

  513. I had a dream last night that I inherited a Eel farm from an old widow somehow and I stood out on a street corner saying ā€œItā€™s the eel deal!ā€ trying to figure out how the fuck to sell eels.

    It sounds like I make this up but I genuinely donā€™t. My mind just creates fucking sitcoms when Iā€™m asleep.

      1. To be fair, my brain stole that from Crash 2 lol. Itā€™s a level name I think

  515. All these managers are just flavor of the month bullshit like Glasner and Iraola. Iā€™m old enough to remember when all the tactico hipsters were jerking themselves off about Hasnhuttl because he got Sotonā€™ to press a little. Dude almost got Wolfsburg relegated and is currently out of a job. Fucking cancerous mentality tbh

  516. Panthers just beat the best team in the league. This team so streaky this season I swear

  519. Lol, simultaneously saying he was mad at not having much say in transfers but also hanging how much he spent over his head like it was his say. This board and INEOS are fucking rats. Iā€™m so over modern football. Thereā€™s no artistry or love in the game any more. Itā€™s have a bunch of execs look at spreadsheets and decide which manager to hire for their data driven player profiling to tell all these 20 year olds exactly what to do at all times on a pitch instead of just fucking playing the game. I genuinely hope thereā€™s a massive incident at the world cup now.

  520. Lol, our fans talking about Zidane. Zidane would block and change his fucking number if United called him. Thereā€™s not a single top class manager in the world who would touch this job with a 100000 foot pole.

    Why would you stake your reputation on this job when you know how itā€™s gonna go. Nagelsmann or Enrique would fucking blow their brains out after 5 minutes of watching Ugarte try to take a touch under pressure. What is the fucking plan exactly?

  522. I canā€™t wait to be ā€œ3 years away from a title challengeā€ in 2 years.

    1. If we sign Ange even as a caretaker, Iā€™m legitimately going to Afghanistan, joining the Taliban and learning how to build then sending a fucking IED to INEOS headquarters.

    1. Weā€™re not getting Southgate so just stop writing the fanfics. Also, Southgate is better than half the current PL managers.

    1. Heā€™s going to go somewhere else and be successful Iā€™m 100% certain of that. He has the right personality type for a big club. But we arenā€™t run like a club. Weā€™re run like a business who has to put a football team out for ā€œobligations I guessā€

  528. Maybe he promised to listen to his son this time. Iā€™m sorry man. All my teams have dumb fuck owners too.

  529. Truly donā€™t think sports teams should be privately owned. People say drafting Curry was when the Warriors turned around, nah, it was getting an owner who actually cared. 90% of these owners couldnā€™t care less if the team is actually good.

    1. Buccs keeping Todd Bowles is equally insane IMO. Itā€™s so blatantly obvious the post-Arians success was because of Liam Coenā€™s playcalling and not in any way Bowles.

      1. Heā€™s one of those coaches whoā€™s good as a coordinator but is horrendous as a head coach.

    2. Iā€™m not a Taylor guy but tbh how are you supposed to win these games when all you have is a QB and two WRs? And your QB is always missing at least half the season? Their FO should be cleaned first, dreadful trench depth on both sides

      1. Their QB is missing half a season because their owners cheaped out on every position but him and WR. Itā€™s why Zac Taylor is still there, owners are too cheap to pay a buyout.

      2. But I agree, I donā€™t think Zac Taylor is like some genuinely dogshit coach. The owners are the sole reason to blame if Burrow wants out.

  531. I cant believe we have to go our whole lives getting random erections for no reason

    1. Stefanski is a good hire so long as you donā€™t blow the rebuild up by trading your entire future for a convicted sexual predator.

  534. Nobody will convince me Montpellier is a real place. Either in the US or France.

  536. Spent 28 million sacking him, wonā€™t buy a midfielder for 15. Smart business. Really good job. I fucking hate rich people. Truly I fucking do. I donā€™t care if itā€™s to a psychotic degree.

  538. I find it offensive that I have two times more followers on my football shirt collection account than my actual Instagram account

    1. No offense, but why would random people follow your private account? Youā€™re not an influencer and youā€™re not a hot girl. The kit account is something that has a slightly wider audience.

  539. I swear to god the people running this club are actually fucking just mentally handicapped. We sacked Amorim apparently because they werenā€™t sold on the 3-4-3 formation.

    De Zerbi and Glasner are the frontrunners for the job

    MY BROTHER IN CHRIST BOTH OF THEM
    PLAY A BACK 3

      2. They just want a shitty yes man they can run analytics past to make all the decisions for. Itā€™s a complete fucking joke.

        1. that's the point, and the biggest issue with him, De Zerbi is not a yes man.

          he is a borderline narcissistic diva

  540. Also they said Conte lmao. Conte is at minimum catching 3 felony homicides day 1 with this shit show of a club.

  541. Do hot guys even have the level of influence online as hot girls? Like I donā€™t know a single male IG model but there are tons of legit famous female models that got started as IG models.

        1. If I wanted to watch this quality of football Iā€™d watch League Two. Iā€™ll pass.

          2. And we donā€™t play League two level football. But go ahead. I guess you guys do love this new brand of shit PL football where nobody has any individuality and you just run around winning second balls and trying to counter. Itā€™s really fun and not at all boring and watered down.

  545. Our fans are so fucking delusional. Naglesmann, Ancelotti, Zidane are not drinking from this poisoned chalice. Just fucking give it up. Have fun watching Glasner have ā€œno identityā€ when all our players are still useless shitters. Maybe we can buy another terrible striker from a shit tier league for 70 million and just tell him to fucking deal with a Jack Fletcher/Ugarte midfield pairing. Have fun!

      1. Ancelotti has literally said ā€œI would never take the United job, too much pressure.ā€ This man coached Real Madrid and Brazil and heā€™s saying thereā€™s too much scrutiny on United.

          1. Imagine getting to coach Gabriel, Marquinos, Vini, Rodrigo etc and then coming back to a midfield of Ugarte and some random youth player the computer generated that morning.

  546. And I genuinely donā€™t know why people want Xavi. He lost to us in Europa League twice as a manager back when we were playing Malacia at Left Back and Rashford half trying. They let Antony score two bangers against them. Heā€™s a mediocre manager.

  547. Weā€™re absolutely getting relegated at some point in the next decade. This level of executive incompetence is what sinks clubs like Villa and Leeds.

      1. I have unironically been wishing weā€™d get relegated for about 8 years now Leo. Preaching to the choir and congregation.

  548. If we donā€™t get top 4 this season (we wonā€™t) I genuinely hope every single Amorim Outer dies from ODā€™ing on crow.

  549. Itā€™s really funny going on the OGC Nice club subreddit and seeing people calling their leadership shit. Bodes really well for the future. Iā€™m so glad we have a dumb cunt nepo baby petro chemical billionaire in charge.

  550. I hope INEOS know what theyā€™re doing. I think theyā€™ve done great things for Nice, going from consistently getting Europe to being 4 points off relegation. Iā€™m really excited for the next manager.

  551. I hope INEOS know what theyā€™re doing. I think theyā€™ve done great things for Nice, going from consistently getting Europe to being 4 points off relegation. Iā€™m really excited for the next manager.

  553. Iā€™m not gonna root for the new manager and will genuinely hope he fails because at this point Iā€™d rather be right than win.

  554. Oh shit west ham signed Castellanos- I watched him many times at NYCFC šŸ„¹

      1. Definitely not – good for him making premier league- west ham is a disaster-

        1. I saw a tweet saying ā€œTeams be like ā€˜oh the manager figured it out, weā€™re really starting to clickā€™ nah mate, youā€™re just playing fucking West Hamā€

          1. West ham missing the afcon giuys particularly is basically like playing U13

          3. Dude I think nuno is done- I like him but it is atrocious

  555. These fucking dumb cunts at INEOS genuinely backed Wilcox over Amorim. All Wilcox has ever achieved is burdening Southamptonā€™s academy with Cityā€™s unwanted shit. Iā€™m so fucking fed up with this club. Again, they took Nice from consistent Europe to 4 points off relegation in a league where half the teams probably donā€™t actually exist. We donā€™t have a club, we have an investment banking venture masquerading as a sporting operation.

  556. Only difference between Chelsea and us is Chelsea somehow manages to fluke major trophies off of getting managers sacked for no reason.

  557. I'm starting season 6 of Kingdom (season 1 aired 17 years ago) and they're finally teasing the beginning of the main plotline. I can't believe that was all just the prologue.

    1. Season 1 aired 17 years ago and the new season is just coming out? Just another thing the Duffer Brothers plagiarized.

  558. I actually hate eating while watching movies though so I eat the popcorn during the preshow

  559. a lot of players in bf6 are so slow to shoot you should instantly start firing at anything you see move regardless of the range so you dont die its not that complicated

  561. Why do you think Harry Potter's child actors turned out so much better than Stranger Things' cast?

    1. Because there wasnā€™t social media until the end of the HP movies life times and even then, 2013 Social Media wasnā€™t the toxic hellscape it is now. You didnā€™t have 500 twitter accounts saying Hermione is woke because a minor isnā€™t bangable.

      Besides that, theyā€™re way better actors. Radcliffe especially just does whatever the fuck he wants now.

      Thirdly, they specifically built the cast in a way that the veteran actors who were all very respected beforehand were able to guide the young stars along as they grew up. Nowadays, you probably donā€™t even meet half the cast until the press tour with how much everything is shot in greenscreen now.

    2. Better? How so? Also they were cast in huge movies based off a huge book series- the other kids are on a Netflix tv show

  563. Made it to level 99 as Sora in CoM. Now to do Riku which is way worse because I can't just mega flare everything

  565. Am I the only one that realizes the term ā€œsanitary napkinā€ is literally worse than just calling it a tampon? It sounds 9000% grosser.

  566. Also I can't imagine wanting assisted suicide even if you're terminally ill (the 12 gauge is clearly preferable) and lethal injection for capital punishment is cruel and unusual. I don't mean this in a nippon sugoi desu >_<! way but they still do it the old fashioned way and just hang people.

    1. Lethal injection is also fucking crazy expensive. More expensive than keeping them in prison for life.

      1. The worst part is they do it in small harshly lit room instead of outside in the open. I know its a punishment but at least let them get some fresh air and natural sunlight (the kind a courtyard with gallows provide).

  567. There should actually be an assisted suicide service for depressed individuals but they don't actually die even though they think they're about to when they start dozing off and then they're simply relocated elsewhere with a different identity upon waking up. That way you preserve the renewed sense of purpose the young man from Texas without a face and 70% of his head found after a near death experience without any bodily harm.

        1. I honestly think thereā€™s some potential in the idea of hypnotizing somebody to think theyā€™re somebody who isnā€™t depressed lol

    2. I cant complaing about things or talk about things I dont understand when no one is here

      1. This morning when I woke up, I opened the front door and both Henry and Honey were sprawled out on the porch in the sun lol.

      1. No, I found an 8,000 dollar gun in the back of the safe I didnā€™t know he had.

  571. My grandpa has a World War II Walther P38 pistol in the gun safe that I never saw because it was behind the other rifles. Original German box and everything.

  572. Itā€™s so fucking sexy too. The way it feels in your hand is so perfect. Walthers are by far the most elegant guns out there.

  573. And you just know this shit would work if you ran it over with a Panzer tank.

  574. I want to shoot it so bad but itā€™s probably not legal in California lmao

  575. I honestly donā€™t know if it will actually fire. The trigger pin is pretty stripped.

  587. We watched No Time To Die.

    That stairway fight at the end is so fucking epic and the Ana de Armas scene is just awesome

    2. One of the best Bond girls tbh just because her being kinda awkward and not sexy (As un-sexy as she can manage at least) But Eva Green still the GOAT Bond girl.

  591. Of course we might get Ole as interim so I canā€™t root against him. Fuck you Ratcliffe, I wanted to be angry.

  592. The russian scientist is a really stupid and annoying side character though. He takes points off from the film big time.

    They clearly wanted a classic Bond vibe with him and the eye guy. The eye guy is classic Bond done right the scientist is not.

  597. Oleā€™s at the wheeeeeel
    How good does it feel?
    We got Bruno Paul Pogba Mbeumo and Fred Amad

    Marcus Rashford Garnacho Mainoo Jack Fletcher is Manc born and bread

          1. Yeah, I guess thereā€™s no objective GOAT measure for wrestling like there is with actual sports.

  606. The fuck you telling me thereā€™s football tonight.

    I missed the deadline again.
    Fuck these stupid ass dogshit midweek games

      1. They gonna have that amazing new manager bounce and beat them 2-1

    2. I made some changes during last gw. But I literally missed the deadline fucking again

  608. I should of played Anderson instead of Bowen šŸ˜«

    1. I gave up after Gordon getting an OG assist was my only return with 17 Rice points on my bench. I curse the day Harby introduced me to this wretched game.

      2. Im on a streak of bad luck currently- but I feel like last year we were in 70ā€™s or higher regularly- this shit is like famine- out there hoping on 3 points

        2. I was celebrating Captained Bowen Def con bro, weā€™re in the trenches.

  612. Yeah heā€™s not saving West Ham. They going down down down

    1. They are completely ass i know they missing wan bissaka but dawg

  613. i would have gone triple Arsenal šŸ˜­
    I had 2 free transfers

    1. I had 2 transfers and tried to get Gabriel in then said fuck it, I donā€™t care.

    2. Raya because ez cs
      Rice ez defcon and possible set piece g/a
      any of the starting forwards

  615. Satty capping bowen makes me feel slightly better but erling will probably blank anyway

    1. I didnā€™t do it on purpose. I didnā€™t know there were games today lol

          1. And semenyo to sit next to savinho and keep him company

      1. I supported them for the free ham until it was discontinued

  620. I donā€™t know how I still lead the yank mini league missing every other deadline because of the midweek games

    1. Because you are disgustingly lucky- you wypipo have everything easy

        1. Hes like oh look at me im perfect with no worries in the world- cunt

        2. Watch Avatar 2009 and be in awe of the GOATā€™s GOATness

  622. You want to know the difference between City and us? Weā€™re waffeling over loaning a fucking midfielder when our entire bench is randomly generated youth players and City has one injury in defense and says ā€œWeā€™re buying the best young CB in the league fuck itā€ the literal next day.

  624. Liam Rosenoir has a contract until 2032.

    I need a girl who will have that level of optimism for my future.

  625. How the fuck are Conte and De Zerbi on the managerial short list? Conte would catch multiple felony homicides within the first hour of managing this fucking freak show.

  626. And I genuinely think Zidane would block our number and get a new phone if we called him up

      1. I knew for a fucking fact you were gonna make a FF9 joke. I would have bet my Grandpaā€™s house on it.

  627. Sati remember that time we were playing ranked duos and you were Peter Griffin and I was Master Cheeks snd we got victory royale?

        1. Iā€™ll return with a different franchise and kick their asses blue

  629. I need this man to swoon the Maras and convince them to fire Schame

  631. Enrique???

    Dude would be dropping Hannibal Lecter quotes and looking like a mental asylum patient scratching his arms with roman numerals before getting dragged out of Carrington in a strait jacket watching a midfield of Ugarte and Jack Fletcher try to take a touch under pressure.

  636. I canā€™t believe sati ignored me like that. And this after becoming a racist and calling Leo ugly.

    Heā€™s changed yā€™all

    2. It takes 6 months so weā€™ll keep featuring that comment until we find out

  639. though I would absolutely love to see De Zerbi joining United. What a motherfucking match made in satanic heaven

  641. imagine De Zerbi in his first day in office having to explain why he wants to bring Greenwood back

    1. ā€œSo what formation do you usually play?ā€

      ā€œI prefer a back 3ā€

      LET THE SKYFALLLLLLLL

  643. it would be something like "I playa what-a I play-a and you wait to see capisce" in very abominable English

      1. Genuinely how is this even funny for you guys any more. Itā€™s like weā€™re purposefully being ruined by a bunch of billionaire scumbags.

    1. Heā€™s too good of a person. Whip celebration after it woulf have gone so hard

  647. like ffs
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  648. you gotta have a distorted personality issue to not appreciate the awesomeness of the AFCON

      1. Thatā€™s like something a wakandan king would wear my god this shit str8 fiyah

    1. RIP former promising winger. Destined to just run to the end of the pitch and pass backwards

    2. Semenyo about to make 400K a week to watch Bernardo Silva still start at RW.

  657. ā€œHere at Manchester City weā€™re all a family. Tricky invidivualistic winger? Creative, expressive 10? CB who can pass? Rapid fullback? Youā€™re all welcome to join our family. The Pep System is our guiding light here. Flicks and tricks? High Xg bangers? We donā€™t need that. Cutting to the byline and passing to Haaland is the only attack you need.ā€

  659. I feel like it would be cultural appropriation to wear some of these African kits though lol

        1. Also, my two favorite players on United right now are playing for African teams so I definitely donā€™t lol

          2. I had a black friend but replaced with another white one

          4. One is from Paris technically. But the other was actually born in Ivory Coast.

  661. ā€œFletcher the Under 18ā€™s manager took over training and the team seemed to respond immediately to his ideas.ā€

    I know you thought this was probably fucking fire Sir Jim but maybe make it a little less obvious this is a hit piece next time brotha.

      1. Our owner wanted to play a back 4 with Mbeumo at right back bro. Weā€™re so cooked.

        1. Lmao wtf- u guys are a few midfielders away from perfection imo

          1. All billionaires are cut from the exact same cloth man. They all have fucking unearned, gigantic egos.

          3. They have a decent team bro- just new
            They need a few guys like wharton or anderson and then time- its tsking the billion we spent sn entire season to mesh

  662. Do you think Shaw and Dalot just have a ā€œManager farewell.templateā€ on their phones? Both these fuckers have survived 8 managers now

      1. ā€œCreate a farewell for a [Portuguese] manager that isnā€™t Mourinhoā€

  663. Also, De Ligt still hasnā€™t had two consecutive season with the same manager lmao

    1. Yeah each season in his entire professional career heā€™s had a new manager lol

      1. Itā€™s actually insane considering heā€™s only played for massive European clubs lol

  666. The soccer gods must know I drink coffee and they curse me

      1. England hates my pipo because we rose old glory- also aliens helped George Washington

  668. ā€œRatcliffe and others were shocked at Amorimā€™s tactical inflexibility, wondering why he wouldnā€™t change from his back 3 philosophyā€

    MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, YOU HIRED A MANAGER WITHOUT KNOWING THAT HE WANTED TO PLAY 3-4-3???

      1. Worst part is I have still several long drinks teasing me in my fridge

  672. Klopp is rumored to accept position- many are saying he has energy now

    1. Klopp would literally fake his own death if we called him rather than answer that call brother

  674. Bro listened to a podcast and told the manager to change formations. Brother, Iā€™m begging you to save me from this hell

  676. No wonder Amorim looked like he aged 30 years after a week bro. How does any self-respecting manager take this job. Itā€™s the definition of a poison chalice.

  677. Every time I see a trivago ad with Kloppo I feel happy inside

  679. Iā€™m 99% sure that if we called Enrique right now, he would pretend he doesnā€™t speak english.

    1. Honestly that job is a death sentence- only someone out of work should take like xavi

        1. Perfect fit- but the brits probably want an English guy now after two foreign

      1. Iā€™m not entirely sure they donā€™t actually mean Enrique Iglesias tbh.

  680. Iā€™m shocked the Ravens actually fired Harbaugh but it needed to happen.

      1. Theyā€™re even bringing back the same staff. I always heard the owners were cheap as fuck but damn.

        1. Schefter already said we're the favorites. Mara probably creamed himself when he saw the news

  683. Itā€™s ok. I will come back stronger with a different franchise

  685. I still find it so fucking hard to believe a man named Harbaugh exists

    5. I still find it so hard to believe there a footballer named Toaster exists

  687. Iā€™m not shocked they fired him tbh, a good thing has to end eventually. He massively underperformed with some amazing teams and (arguably) the best all around QB in a decade. I think being as anti-clutch as the Ravens were is a direct reflection of the mentality the coaching creates.

      2. We donā€™t need that, the owners can purposefully sabotage the team without the pretense of actually trying.

  688. it's been two weeks without turning the consoles on, that's what detoxing feels like

    2. Yeah almost a week for me now if you donā€™t count watching Craig Bond boi rays

    2. Starbucks
      I usually drink verona or French roast- I like it dark

      1. You have the most excellent taste. This is why I like you.

        Darker the better

        2. We r homies- next week free hit to a wolves/west ham squad for me

          2. But you gotta try hot coffee that isnā€™t from ronald mc donald

  696. I love that Trump is trying to make it seem like fent is the reason weā€™re invading Venezuela. Yeah, youā€™re really concerned about drug trafficking Trump, thatā€™s why you let a Narco from Honduras pay you for a pardon, right? Like just fucking do it. Nobody fucking cares any more. Stop pretending you need plausible deniability, you can do whatever the fuck you want and nobody in this country will stop yoi.

        1. The penguinsā€¦ Nobody talks about the drug trafficking puffinsā€¦ Many are talking about the cocaine Penguins

      2. Dangerous Denmark had it coming. Socialist. Low quality of life, many are saying. Sad.

  705. How the actual fk is it 900 to fly to Orlando? 4 grand for thd family? Im about to drive

    2. it is literally, and I do mean literally, cheaper to fly to fucking TOKYO and go to their Disneyland than Disney World.

    3. You will pay 1000 dollars to be shoved like sardines into a shitty airplane with no regulations and you will love it goddamnit

      1. Its fked- and this is for june- not like last minute- no way im paying that

  709. like literally. I paid 800 dollars for a flight from SĆ£o Paulo to Madrid… that is like a 13h flight

    2. Im not discussing the italy tickets lol- but I was being extra and demanded extra legroom lol

    1. This is like some fake ai youtube clickbait title and thumbnail

      1. Iā€™ve seen this before itā€™s one of those shitty horror games you see on Steam for like a dollar šŸ¤£

    4. Like I saw a thumbnail ā€would the mongolian horde stop prime lionel messiā€

      Same vibes

  717. when flying from Brazil to Europe becomes cheaper than flying inside the US

    y'all must be loving this amount of winning

    2. Donā€™t look at me. Iā€™m not one of the people that decided to eat poison on election day.

  720. Would it be weird to give the neighbor girl a loaf of bread? I made too much.

    1. Got no water but a can of monster go ahead and try it šŸ˜­

  725. I genuinely donā€™t think most of America voted for him. That election was stolen by Elon.

  737. you see, with that Sopranos fuggedaboutit accent, of course I trust the guy with food

  738. Iā€™d say try it, but thatā€™s not a punishment.
    Also how the fuck have I had authentic key lime pie in murica and you have not

      1. Have it in some breakfast place and they will make it for you. The raw egg smell is long gone and only the delicious omelet smell is left

  741. Thatā€™s another channel you can start sending reels to me for

  748. Satty reminds me of davinci code guy who whips his own nekkid butt with a rope

        1. Itā€™s good. So is the first sequel Angels and Demons. It has Obi Wan

          4. She was their mom as a young woman and I was like why the fuck she look so familiar and then I saw the name Anna Lore and membered she was in that dreadful show

        2. Yes which I was genuinely shocked by. It had me anxious a lot. A proper sequel made for the right reasons

          2. The first one was anxious because you never knew when mr hawke would come through the basement door.

            This one was in an entirely different enviroment which added a lot to the pshychological horror and the thing that has you anxious is even worse because you can tell each time the shit getting real gets closer and closer and itā€™s continuous and just escalates each time. Itā€™s not being in the unknown when the door opens

  756. I got my son Assassins creed shadows ps5 for xma- he loved and wouldnā€™t share with his brother so I downloaded mirage for other guy on xbox
    They are obsessed with creed now šŸ„¹

          1. I own all of them pretty sure- youngest beat mirage and currently playing syndicate

  757. ā€œAmorim also had a bad training ground bust up with Lisandro Martinez. Martinez wanted to start after his injury immediately, Amorim said he wished to ease him back into the team. Both stormed off the training pitch, but they later made up.ā€

    So Martinez wanted to play (good) Amorim wanted to not rush him back from a serious injury (good) and they made up and Martinez was named Captain next match? So this just shows itā€™s an obvious hit piece. Fuck this management man. So out of touch to think this is worth mentioning. Anybody who has played sports at a remotely high level knows sometimes you and the coach or you and a teammate get heated in the moment and then itā€™s literally nothing afterward. Iā€™ve fucking bitched at an outfielder not calling me off on a flyball before to the point he actually shoved me and the coach had to separate us and shit didnā€™t even register by the end end of the game. Such a nothing burger obvious fucking hit job.

  758. Haime if you want good recent horror.
    Watch Weapons and Longlegs.

  761. And normally I wouldnā€™t berate a teammate like that but Iā€™m not gonna put up with people being stupid. Youā€™re coming in on the ball, Iā€™m running backwards. Thatā€™s how you end up both injured.

    1. Youā€™re picking Steelers over Broncos? Like I know theyā€™re probably frauds because they beat nobody by a large amount even the Raiders, but I seriously doubt that Pittsburgh has the fire power to beat that defense.

      1. I just want those frauds outta there I can see the Steelers bullshitting to a win against them. Denverā€™s defense hasnā€™t been that good for like the last month or 2.

  765. Only other time I got that mad at a teammate was when I was playing Center and the Left Fielder ignored me calling him off and caught the ball in front of me and when we got back to the dugout I said ā€œIf you ever ignore me calling you off in center again, Iā€™m gonna bean you full power next practice.ā€

  766. The Jets hiring a defensive coach and then ending the season with 0 interceptions is the most Jets shit possible lol

        1. We bills fans- but Jacksonville probably clapping our cheeks

          1. Being a Bills fan is just being a Jets fan with more heartbreak tbh.

  768. I don't understand why there are so many botched suicide attempts and the overall success rate is so low. It can't be that hard.

    1. Cuz only weak people commit suicide- so they are too frail to do it right

      1. Jimmy man, I want to defend you when you say boomer shit like this but youā€™re not weak for being suicidal. Sorry.

          3. I was going to say the same thing to be honest but I'm too sleepy to rage bait right now

    1. But also the technique is bad so maybe if their mind is messing with them. Man lies down on train tracks but loses both legs instead of head (why didn't he place his neck there to get decapitated?), couple jumps in volcano but woman crawls to safety after bad fall and loses three limbs, several botched drowning attempts because man didn't tie himself properly (his partner died twice), overdosing on tylenol of all drugs and just destroying your liver so you die slow and painful etc. There's way too many.

    2. even something basic like slashing your wrists they cut horizontally instead of vertically so the bleeding takes longer and they don't die (thankfully) but obviously painful and wrong

  770. I was watching a video about a young man from Texas who shot himself in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun and fortunately he didn't point the barrel at his forehead so he lived but unfortunately he doesn't have a face anymore. I just assumed everyone understood you're supposed to point it at your forehead. There are memes about this.

  771. They just need to rescue justin jefferson from vikings
    We need an actual WR though

  772. Iā€™m really happy that our master plan to get back to glory is to put the 70 million player that is our best attacker this season at RB. Weā€™re so fucked itā€™s unreal.

      1. I 100% believe it. All these fucking Billionaires are the same. They think because their parents were successful that means they know everything about everything. Theyā€™re all the fucking same across the board you think Trump is an aberration? Guarantee you every billionaire is EXACTLY like him in private.

  773. And people are probably gonna say ā€œThis is just Satty being weird about rich people again.ā€

    Nah, I know these fucking morons have no idea what theyā€™re doing. Again, Nice was consistently getting 7th or better and in Europe before they were bought. Once INEOS bought them and implemented their own structure and people, they havenā€™t been to Europe once and are currently 14th and 4 points off relegation. We just traded one parasite billionaire owner for another.

  774. And the Glazers get the last laugh because nobody bitches about them any more. They gave up 10% of the club to get somebody else to be the face of their leeching. Genuinely top tier scumbaggery.

  775. Kind of irrelevant but lastly I remembered I was just reading accounts of the assassin fortress of Alamut and the old man of the mountain operated a paradise simulator where he knocks people out with a drug concoction, haves them wake up in the garden of eden then knocks them out again and return to earth he could convince them the only way to go back to heaven is to assassinate someone (and die) and it obviously proved very successful so I feel like a version of this could work today

  776. I knocked on her door to give her the bread and she seemed very confused lol.

    2. I heard that was normal prior to 50 or so years ago. I wonder what changed.

      1. People used to care about their neighbors and their community. Now everyone just votes for whoever says they hate brown people the most.

      2. People used to care about their neighbors and their community. Now everyone just votes for whoever says they hate brown people the most.

  778. We don't have mandatory neighbours associations like in Japan either. The Americans have these things called "homeowners associations" but they don't host obligatory social gatherings right? It seems like they're mostly about money but maybe this makes sense because the local church filled the same role as the "neighbours association" in Japan and Japan doesn't have local churches.

    1. No, HOAā€™s are solely for bored soccer moms on too much prozac to pretend they have control over something.

      1. The NEET fears Japanese soccer moms in the neighbours association because they wont stop harassing you unless you come out and fulfill random obligatory "courtesies". You can't just be a social pariah in peace.

    1. I remember when people used to call money "bread" It feels like forever ago.

  781. I did a random impression of Henry as Macho Man when my cousin came over to smoke and he laughed.

  785. You want your house to look like you illegally hunt elephants as a hobby?

    1. I want it to resemble visiting your grandpa that illegally hunts elephants as a hobby

    2. What a strict parent. Wonā€™t even let them watch a Dan Brown movie SMHMH

      1. Lol yesterday it says pg13 then a naked guy whips himselfā€¦..

        1. That counts as PG 13. You can have partial nudity and non-graphic violence. You even get one fuck.

  789. You guys have no idea how much quality georgian floral couches go for

    1. Man, youā€™re telling me I was sitting on a goldmine in pictures of me when I was younger?

  790. Imagine playing a Persona game where a Monk Self Flagellating is one of the Personas lol

  791. Honestly, that scene is the only thing from the Da Vinci code I remember lol

  796. Finally finished Peacemaker season 2. If those last 2 minutes didn't exist and/or we didn't have confirmation that there is no season 3 it would have been perfect

      1. I like literally everything else but the last 2 minutes, and it's only because I know we're not getting more of the show. Unless they spin it off with Checkmate and the rest of that crew continuing their story, then I can at least stomach it. Just a weird way to do it

    1. We have Juggalo Con every year in Austin. Itā€™s a great time. We get together, talk about all the old ladies and bored moms on Ashley Maddison we met that year. Super wholesome, especially when we do the 3 legged gimp suit race. Always a smash hit.

    1. They both learned to come bug me at my bedroom window since it faces the side of the house so they sit beneath my window and meow at me in the morning lol

  804. How is Charlie Coyle still playing, bro was traded for Thornton like 20 years ago

      1. There was a soccer player named Diego Cotsta that lied about his official age to appear younger but he objectively has always looked at least 30 lol

  807. I remember my dad being so mad when we traded him but we got an inner circle hall of famer out of it.

  808. Honestly, Nico Sturm, Coyle and a FRP for one of the best centers in league history is an absolute fleece in hindsight.

  809. Thornton used to be so good that it was a literal meme that teams kept overpaying us for his line mates despite it being obvious that theyā€™re only that good because of him lol

  810. When I was going back to my house to grab my switch, the neighbor was bringing the garbage cans in and she said the bread I made was really good.

  811. Iā€™m grinding VR missions in Crisis Core. Iā€™m like 80% done with the game.

  814. Hell no lol. I wouldnā€™t start a new game now. I kinda wanted to do a review of it

  815. Man, this Walther keeps calling to me like the Green Goblin Mask. They really donā€™t make em like they used to. The Beaver Tail and the hand feel of the grip is so fucking comfortable itā€™s insane.

  826. satiā€™s top 5 wrestling waifus

    5. Mina Shirakawa
    4. Rhea Ripley
    3. Liv Morgan
    2. Harley Cameron
    1. Stephanie Vaquer

      1. I once had a dream I had to go on two dates in the same night so I would say I was going to the bathroom and then run across the street to the other restaurant to see the other girl lol

  831. I had a dream that i had a date with a Moroccan girl but I had to frame my conversation in a way that she didnā€™t realize I was pulling literally everything I know about Morocco from Casablanca.

  833. Iā€™m getting my hair cut this weekend. Sadly Mullet Satty is just gonna be an unlock-able costume now.

    1. The world can only handle the power of me or harby having a mullet at one time. Not both.

  838. How mad would you be if I put FF 6 as an underrated JRPG to ragebait lol

  840. I buy these coconut rolls that I give to my grandpa if his blood sugar is too low. Iā€™m eating this bag because theyā€™re going bad. WTF, these bitches good as hell.

  841. The power tripped in my room and I had to go outside to flip the breaker and the electrical panel is right where Henry usually sleeps and he looks up at me like ā€œWhat are you doing broā€

    2. U plugged the vibrator into same outlet as bread maker- rookie mistake

  843. They're doing it too me too. They don't like us because we're different.

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