2 thoughts on “RH: Winter Games edition”

  1. The fact our dogshit execs identified Ugarte and fucking Delap as potential targets is a gigantic red flag. Delap is so goddamn bad.

  2. United manager cycle

    come in, do dogshit because you came in midway through the season and have no experience with the players or team > “MaSsIvE wAr ChEsT” for the summer > oops we didn’t buy any Midfielders again! > Bro just change the formation your tactics suck > Sacked for arguing with the board about being told to deal with ancient Casemiro and Ugarte in midfield

  3. Youtube legitimately makes no sense. They won’t let people say kill because of advertisers but every other ad I get is an AI dick pill ad where a girl says “My husband fucked me for 3 hours” like come on man.

    1. They celebrate in their events influencers who steal from and lie to their fanbase. What u expect?

      1. I know I don’t look at Youtubers for morality but they could be less draconian about shit that clearly doesn’t affect the ai advertisers.

  6. Brother how is Bruno back already from a hamstring injury? This dude is a machine

  8. I genuinely rather this club be bought by Saudi’s than some Bp billionaire who just wants to play FM.

  9. Why does Martin Tyler sound like he pops 3 xannies before games these days.

  10. Bournemouth getting battered by a piss poor Spurs side but everyone on our sub genuinely thinks Iraola should manage United. Him, Glasner, all these guys are just flavor of the month bullshit that gets peddled by our dogshit fans because they just want a shiny new toy.

    I’m old enough to remember when everyone was jacking off over Hassnhutl getting S’oton to press a bit and then he got Wolfsburg nearly relegated and hasn’t got a job since. I’m so sick of all these bullshit hipster tactico online Twitter fucktard suggestions. Pick somebody and stick with them for more than 1 summer.

  12. Another Chelsea red card. Whatever tactics Todd cooked up, they’re burning.

  14. It’s a good thing Thomas Frank also is a shitty online tactico suggestion because he was also flavor of the month bullshit

  15. I would be crashing out too if my DOF actually suggested we get this fucking clanger. Genuine mid-table championship level striker.

  17. In a title race and they’re mockingly singing Amorim’s chant. Fucking tiny, tiny pathetic club.

  18. The quality in the PL is dogshit these days. I’m fucking sorry.

    1. I’m not even watching the game. Not worth getting emotionally invested in a egotistical billionaire’s FM save

  20. I just saw a highlight of the goal called off. If you don’t think this shit is rigged you deserve to be euthanized.

  21. Its funny how older anime is super progressive for a lot of the same reasons its full of rape and stuff

    2. I genuinely hope we lose every game. Fuck this cancerous club. I wish the Saudi’s had bought us.

  24. Trae Young wants to be traded to the Wizards lol who WANTS to go to the Wizards 😂

    1. People who have been on the Hawks their whole life and just wanna accrue stats instead of winning.

  25. oh boy, we just handed the Premier League to Arsenal on a silver platter now haven't we

    1. Why would you care if Arsenal win? They’re not even remotely your rivals.

  26. that Igor Thiago motherfucker's gonna be our #9 at the world cup isn't he

  27. I hope sir Jim gets fucking shot along with all other billionaires.

  30. Bethesda is going to remake every Fallout and Elder Scrolls including NV and 343 is remaking every the entire Halo trilogy

  31. Some braindead cunt told me that “Marco Silva can’t possibly be worse than Amorim” he’s drawing to 10 men Chelsea at home. I genuinely hope we get relegated.

  32. But it will be “Casemiro had a bad game and we’re so unlucky” amorim’s system clearly protected Casemiro. I want these fucking execs sacked now. Fuck this club and fuck Ratcliffe. I hope he gets cancer from his own chemicals

  33. PL is watered down fucking garbage these days. Sorry. Xavi Simmons is not better than Josh fucking King but gotta buy some shitty Dutch winger for 45 million.

  34. Booking two people for time wasting jn extra time and not adding any time to the end is peak fucking PL ref retardation.

  36. I think I know what the shows in that Toonami ad are (vaguely) but I haven't seen any of them besides DB

  38. I don't understand why Netflix doesn't just launch its own TV service with channels so people don't have to choose what to watch and then they can resurrect Toonami once they get the rights to it through WB

    1. But also make it not garbage this time since they have a really good anime library

  40. I’m gonna go to the Mexican super market today because I’m making tacos

      1. I like it there because they have so many peppers it’s like a candy store for people who love hot cheetos too much.

  45. I thought I was being hyperbolic but Kingdom of Heaven Director’s cut is 144 minutes, Jurassic World Rebirth is
    123 minutes lmao.

        1. I think it's a pretty common thing to compete on really. The weather plays a big part in it though so I gather they compete weekly and then compare the averages at the season's end.

  53. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

    IN YOUR HARB FORSAKEN ME

    IN YOUR THOUGHTS FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEE

    TRUSTTTTTTTTT IN MYYYYYYYYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDEEEEEEEE

  60. We can’t do a fucking gun celebration because “Think of the kids!!!” When the same league has a team walking around in shirts saying to “Free” a player who was accused of domestic violence and then he got off an beat his pregnant girlfriend again. Fucking pathetic league honestly. I don’t know how people put up with this bullshit.

  62. Chiefs passed on Pickens for character concerns then proceeded to draft a whole roster of dudes who can’t stay out of jail.

  64. New knives out was decent. It was at it’s best when Josh Brolin or Daniel Craig was on screen.

    The culprit ended up being predictable

    7/10

          3. Ask here or chat gpt and then just start watching. Leave the decision to not you

          6. I don't even remember what some of these movies I was supposed to watch are

  70. E33 and FFRR are both UE5 but FFRR looks so much better. Also I think the game is better overall but I also think XV is better than any classic FF.

  73. Wait I forgot I still haven't watched FF Spirits Within someone might think I'm a fake FF fan

  78. I dont want to rate movies though it takes forever to decide so I just add them to my list

  83. And Vadee needs to accept Youngbloods was Wolfenstein 3. It killed the franchise. Again.

      1. Everyone but me seemingly which is baffling because TNO is 100x a better game.

          1. I’m not saying TNC is bad but it’s really nothing memorable compared to TNO and the gameplay isn’t really any better in TNC.

    1. There was a lot I had to say about gooning and edging but I refrained for now

  87. I’ve never wanted anybody to die has horrifically and violently as I want Donald Trump to die. I legit want him to be fucking put in an iron maiden on live tv.

    1. If you don’t really like shooters, they’re not that great. TNO has a really great story/characters/theme. That’s mostly why I like it.

      1. Its not that I hate shooters it’s that I’m bad at them and always try to predict enemies moves instead of just shooting where they’re at

  90. the most popular asian movies on letterboxed make no sense. Ode to My Father was the highest grossing movie of all time in Korea and its considered a national masterpiece but it was watched less than pages of random slop no one has ever heard of.

  94. Im at 300 movies and I haven't even started adding english language movies yet this is going to take forever

  97. Imagine trading Trae Young for fucking McColllum and Kispert lol.

  99. If Steph even got 1/100th the whistle Luka’s bitch ass gets, he’d be better than Jordan. Legit.

  100. I genuinely don’t understand how people enjoy watching Luka. Literally all these dude does is foul bait. It’s such a fucking unwatchable fucking sport.

  101. Also, the next leader who has a meeting with Trump needs to just fucking murder him. I’m sick of this fat fuck destroying my country.

  102. Lakers only shot 2 free throws and they have no points. I wonder the fuck why

  103. Can Verizon cut this annoying ass Kevin Hart Christmas commercial? The holidays are over

    1. The people who allowed Kevin Hart to become famous should be publicly hung and I’m sick of pretending I don’t want them to

  104. Prime Steph with an actual super star whistle is better all time than Lebron. CMV. Some pf these fouls Luka gets are fucking insane.

    3. We're going to see a SE renaissance the moment their new hires favour FFXV

    2. Oh i guess that’s not a pan lol. It really looks like it zoomed out

  120. We’re absolutely getting a Black Sox level scandal at some point in the next 10 years if sports gambling is allowed like it currently is.

  121. I know IGN also does tech stuff but I think we can all agree it was perfectly fine for them not to mention the Handy Man 5000.

  122. I know IGN also does tech stuff but I think we can all agree it was perfectly fine for them not to mention the Handy Man 5000.

  123. SShit Dude I forgot today is a workout day. Ima be so demotivated after getting out of the office

      1. That's the newest one on the timeline. 2nd chapter is the remake that should be out in fall

        1. Oh ok. I figured but Trails beyond the Horizon sounds like a remake too lol

    2. I gave myself the goal of 100 ab crunches a day 5 days a week this year

    1. The whole dolphins org has second hand CTE from being around Tua. Took them a little longer to process it.

      1. They got Troy Aikman for some reason to be a consultant for their next moves.

        1. So Barry Switzer has been eliminated as a potential candidate then?

  126. then again I did change to an EV to not care at all about going more to the office but still

    1. my dumb far-right leaning brother telling my dad I went woke with my car made my December I swear

  127. Doing a full body day at the gym sounds like a very inefficient thing to do

    1. I don't do gym, I workout at home. Gym sounds like zzz

      1. Same. I bought an adjustable weight set and thats enough for me. Save the monthly membership

  128. McDaniel fired. If we get Harbaugh can he be our OC?

    He's probably dipping to Philly though

    1. McDaniel is getting another head coaching job unless he goes the Salah route and just wants to be a super highly paid OC. His offense was still above average despite Tua being absolute dogshit all season.

  129. I was only whiteboy to make my highschool basketball team

    1. I had a coach tell me in middle school I wouldn’t ever be good at baseball and lo and behold, I was actually great at it.

        1. He put me at shortstop when that’s not my natural position and he never actually helped me with learning anything and I went like 0-26 at one point batting but then I had another coach for summer ball fix my swing properly and encourage me to explore Switch hitting (actually be a coach) and I worked all summer at playing middle infield and switch hitting and the next year I got put on a better team and we went 28-0 with me playing my natural position (left field).

  130. My highschool yearbook is me with curly fro shooting a free throw lol

  131. when have I ever given the image I am athletic lol

    I haven't been sporty since I stopped playing tennis 15 years ago

    2. I’m using athletic in the most broad sense. I’m talking like would you look like a baby giraffe trying to do anything remotely athletic lol

  133. Also Apple, baseball is defacto the hardest sport. Hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in any professional sport period. There’s a reason why getting a hit 3/10 times makes you a hall of famer.

  134. Kid me was a skateboarder- we used to build little ramps and thought we were pros

  135. I have to decide on my new suburban dad ride this weekend- lease up in two weeks

  136. And if anybody doubts me, go watch a video of Bo Jackson saying the exact same thing. That’s somebody who was probably in the top 0.01 percent of athletes all time saying it’s hard. It’s not an easy sport at all.

  137. your mechanic will love you if you get a Land Rover. He'll never not have work to do

    1. It would be a lease so was hoping no problems- maybe I go lexus

      1. yall yanks get these gimongous cars are you guys hauling a dead bison around

        1. No these are pretty midsize- the escaldes and navigators etc are atrocious

          3. Yo both my boys officially taller than my wife now- I made super latinos

          6. I gotta see in person- maybe the model below if its too big

        2. I had to drive my Grandpa’s truck a few weeks ago and I was like “How the fuck does anybody drive a car this big on a daily basis.”

    1. Arsenal got the title secured after City (once again) failed to beat us

  139. CUT MY FPL INTO PIECES
    THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
    Van Hecke
    Three pointer

  140. Going Thiago > Ekitike only for Ekitike to be instantly injured and Thiago to get a hat trick just sums up my luck this season.

  141. also what is the point of shoving a 15 inch infotainment screen inside the car if Android Auto blocks any video from being played when you're driving

    1. It’s cute you think our ginormous conglomerate corporations that we treat better than most people are supposed to get along.

  142. I watched the highlights yesterday and booking 2 players in extra time for time wasting and then blowing exactly on the given time is peak PL ref retardation.

  143. I watched the highlights yesterday and booking 2 players in extra time for time wasting and then blowing exactly on the given time is peak PL ref retardation.

  145. How much money should I drop on betting that Mudryk gets sent to Strasbourg the literal instant his doping ban lifts?

  147. Also, Valverde is easily the most underrated player at a big club in the last decade. Just constantly puts in 8/10 performances regardless of where he plays.

      1. Bergvall is over hyped and mid just like all of Spur’s signings. Xavi Simons isn’t better than Josh King but one is worth 5 million the other is worth 50.

  148. Tactics is good so far but its funny how everyone is apparently Bri*ish

      1. “Ohmahgod like… This necromancer… I just can’t even right now”

  150. the sheer ludicrous amount of Chinese car brands arriving here is insane

    1. you see Ford fucking the hell out of the country and then a literal dozen Chinese brands setting up shop

      2. Appie drives an f150 with her cutoff flannel so her these colors don’t run tattoo can show

        1. whilst singing "And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm freeeeeeeeeee….."

  151. We’ve brought Webb, Stefanski, Flores in for interviews. Kubiak planned for after he’s allowed to talk to teams. I’m praying we get either Flores or Kubiak.

  152. oh yeah my brother blamed me when my dad also sold his former douchemobile to get a hybrid

  153. I don't think a public official like Vance should be arguing in detail why exactly the ICE agent had a right to shoot when not even a preliminary investigation has been conducted yet. If he gets convicted then the (future) president was defending a murderer right after the murder.

    1. Elected officials shouldn’t be ALLOWING fucking ICE Nazis to do this let alone defend and encourage it. But this country is a piece of fucking shit now so whatever. I hope Vance gets fucking disemboweled on live TV.

  154. It's funnier when the character isnt British but they just give them a British accent anyway. Also similar to the valley girl issue nearly all anime dubs are Texan. There's a show about Sherlock Holmes and set in 19 century England and everyone is American.

    1. All that dude does is gaslight. If you watch the video, he runs over and tries to open her car. The only person gaslighting are these Nazi cunts defending this shit. Kill. Them. All. Line them up and fucking murder them.

  157. Nah we are hot garbage. Arsenal is better in every part of the pitch

  158. On top of our terrible football we have absolutely rotten luck this season

          1. Because everyone but City and Liverpool water down their teams with shit foreign league players they spent 50 mill on.

  159. There are always really bizarre stories coming out of SEA it's like the Florida of the east

  160. Rumors are the Packers might fire Lefleur if he loses. Would be amazingly stupid of them. He’d get another head coaching job in about 3 nanoseconds.

      1. Yeah he is. Fans of franchises with any sort of stability don’t understand how much having just a consistent winner who is a well above average play caller is for franchises that have been a clown show for 20 years.

  161. Viktor Soccer Aid off at half time. God I hate being right all the time.

      1. Would you rather a 10 underrated JRPGs list or a 5 JRPGs I like that nobody else does and 5 JRPGs I don’t like that everyone else does.

    1. Look at our bench. We literally have no one to sub on because Chiesa doesn’t exist to Slot

  177. Arteta straight down to cry to the refs.
    God I hate this cunt

    1. It won’t. City simply doesn’t have the midfield or amazing wingers any more, completely dependent on Haaland for goals now. Cherki is just an aura farmer. This dude got ran circles around by a midfield of Casemiro and fucking Ugarte in the Europa league and some dumbass decided to spend 50 million on him.

        1. Sprinting to the byline and cutting back to Haaland is an assist like dropping a ruffie in a drink is “spitting game”

        2. Bruno is tied for assists playing with an AARP member next to him and a make a wish striker.

          1. Most of his assists are from set pieces so it's a little different. Cherki's are from open play and he was injured for over a month.

  179. Pleade bottle the league. 130fc winning makes me feel nothing. Arteta and that fanbase on the other hand deserve nothing.

  180. That second 45 is the best we’ve played the entire season besides the full 90 against Madrid.

    But we still can’t create clear cut goal scoring chances to save our lives. Abd this time no xG shill can defend that fact because the xG was below ZERO POINT FUCKING FOUR

  182. Same exact shit with Zubimendi. He got utterly bitched around over 2 legs by a midfield of an injured Mainoo and an out of game shape Casemiro in the Europa league. 35 million though. He’s not better than fucking Bellgarde.

    1. Sati we have a great midfield in case you have not noticed.
      Szobo, Gravy, Macca

  185. Sorry, maybe it was hyperbolic but the league has gotten utterly watered down by these shitty foreign league purchases that are ridiculously expensive when there are better players in the Prem.

  193. My cousin told me that my hair is so long I look like Dennis Leary. I need to get my shit cut bro

  197. You're Under Arrest is surprisingly good. For the longest time I thought it was a mid generic 90s OVA series but it's like Patlabor x Rumiko.

  210. @thedarkknight9113:disqus Its like a modern Dragon Ball for people who don't watch anime but a lot more popular. It's not that good though so I don't get it. Kids should be watching Kingdom or Mushoku Tensei instead.

    @disqus_mlStSRKA4x:disqus I just checked winter anime releases and didn't realize that was coming out along with Freiren 2 but there's not much original anime again. The new Fate/ looks interesting but I don't want Orange wasting their time with more Trigun.

    1. Yeah originals seem to be getting rarer tbh. But honestly there's so many decent continuing ones I don't really mind

  211. I will force myself to finish JJK S2 but it's going to be BNHA and KNY all over again (albeit better)

  214. California Republicans are completely insulated from dumb fuck shit like this because 90% of the politicians are democrats who don’t pass fucking stupid laws like this. But they all move to Republican states and try to mega cope that things are better when they really mean “There’s too many Asian people now.”

  221. The Rose bowl and the Orange Bowl should be the two semi-finals. Fuck outta here with the Sugar Bowl and the Peach Bowl.

          3. Nope. It’s literally called the Duke’s Mayo Bowl. And the cheez it bowl. Legit not trolling you lol. There’s even a Pop Tart bowl

  222. 🎶There was something in the air that night
    The spirals were tight
    Fernando 🎶

  224. Texas just mad it so you don’t need to take the BAR exam to be a Lawyer lmao. God I’m so glad I got out of that shit hole state.

  225. Also, IDK how it is in Canada, but in the US you can just represent yourself so IDK what the point of getting rid of the BAR is. What’s the difference if you represent yourself or a guy who watched 1500 episodes of Law and Order and thinks he can wing it representing you?

    1. I was just reading about two Korean American teenagers that passed the bar exam without ever having gone to law school (since California doesn't require it) so they can legally wing it I guess? In Canada they want to make it so law school graduates (including immigrants) can practice as lawyers because so many of them fail.

  226. Do you think the bar exam and MCAT CARS are really that hard? The questions read like basic word problems but apparently the time limit gets you.

  228. I’m really glad they gave away my voting information because all conservatives try to act like strong men but they’re all fucking pussy cucks at the end of the day. “Tread on me harder orange daddy.” After everyone swings their fucking truck nuts about how Texans are rebellious. I hope your shitty power grid fails and never comes back on. Fucking cunts.

  229. The day Trump dies I might find a way to OD on weed in celebration. Genuinely.

  230. Percy Jackson was great but now I’m really worried. We’re at the end chapters of the book but 2 episodes left. They are gonna pull some own bullshit aren’t they? But these first 6 episodes have all ranged from good to great and been mostly book accurate.

  231. LP, I would buy an AR-15 and learn how to shoot at a doorway. Just saying.

  232. Finland has risen to first place in EU unemployment rate list.
    Good fucking job government.

    Thank god I managed to find this job when I did akd during my studies as well

    3. I'm sorry I thought it was impossible to surpass southern Europe but it's actually true. Our unemployment has been skyrocketing as well.

      1. Our current government besides the president is hot garbage and they just keep making everything worse.

  234. Either I slept on my shoulder wrong or a storm is coming. We’ll find out in about an hour

      1. Nice- its only 1:30 here- head to school in an hour or so

  236. I looked it up and the rate is 10.6 percent. That’s literally like 500K people given your population.

    Ours is at 4.8 percent and that’s 9 million people lol

    2. So? Wtf does that have anything to do with it.

      The rate is the rate

    1. We also signed a CDM!

      He’s a 17 year old From an African league…

      1. To make it clear, I’m mad about him not being first team ready, not being African.

      1. Who has already contributed more to Brighton than Viktor Soccer Aid has to Arsenal.

    1. We need an Iceland kit with Puffins on it like the eagles from that one African kit (idk what country it was)

          1. and Harby works at a sports store and didn't even bother getting us these kits

          2. SMHMH. First he won’t buy Diki a PS5 now this. Next you’re telling me he can’t get me a hot Estonian GF.

  241. Harry Amass won Championship player of the month and we immediately pulled him out of Wednesday lmao. I mean, it’s best for him but absolutely gotta be a kick in the teeth for Sheffield Wednesday lol.

  242. Which is why we’re trying to get him a loan for the rest of this season at a team that isn’t on negative points lol

  243. I wanna walk around brandishing the mark of the pagan owl spirt of the woods

  244. No shots on goal in 7 games for Gyorkeres. Bro is just doing cardio out there.

  245. Honestly the fact that our top 3 targets were Delap, Gyorkeres and fucking Simons, that’s all I need to know to see this board haven’t got the faintest clue of what the fuck they’re doing. 3 fucking massive bullets dodged and that’s with spending stupid money on Cunha and Mbeumo.

        1. I told everybody to look at the types of goals Gyorkeres scored in Portugal. All running in behind to 500 yards of space because nobody is fast enough to catch up with him. Not a single goal created from positioning a run to beat a physical defender or exploit space in the box. You maybe get 1 clear break away a game like that in the Prem if you’re lucky. It was the most obvious flop signing of all time I’d have bet my house on it.

      2. So did I. I told everybody Delap was also a fucking flop waiting to happen.

  248. People make up random reasons to hate Mr. Beast just because he's a neurodivergent white guy

  249. The man who became famous for counting to 100,000 and reading the entire dictionary is kind of weird and doesn't get social queues.

  252. Me and my cousin went for a hike along the bay. I’m genuinely never living outside of the West Coast/North west again. It’s a perfect day, 65 sunny and not windy. Maybe you could get me to move to Montana if you promised me I got my own cabin and didn’t have to interact with anyone.

  253. I finished the story of FF7 Reunion. Gonna grind out the extra missions now.

  254. I was showing my cousin the Walther and he was like “Oh yeah, this thing probably killed like 50 Parisian's”

  256. I thought it was going to be nice today but I felt like SpongeBob in the pizza delivery episode

        1. Was a weird day- by rite it should be freezing so we take

    2. My drink? My diet Dr Kelp? Don't tell me you forgot my drink!

    2. Everything is irrelevant now that you can play as Kim Kardashian. What more do you want

      1. It was great except for 2 absolutely retarded wolves scenes. That’s not how wolves behave in the slightest. They should have used raiders for those parts.

      1. yeah that was the start of a wholesome story with a stupid end

          1. As a husky man you understand how retarded those 2 scenes were then

      1. Yeah lol. I would be getting happy meals for slime toys for “my kids”

    1. I saw a preview at the theater for one with Christian Bale as frankenstein

    1. TThey'll Also see I have a mountain of dishes and be like oh throw away the trash. Then while I'm not even done with that They'll ask me to do another random task. Like let me finish one thing first please this messes with my ocd

    2. II Am fucking tired of hearing ice cubes it was a good day every goddamn Friday and Saturday and sometimes Sunday. I absolutely loathe that song now because of him

      1. TThe Part that's like napoleon dynamite is pretty good, Jason Momoa and Jack Black definitely want to fuck

      1. I mean look what he's wearing in this movie, he definitely would

        1. I liked him as Aquaman and he helped make him not look goofy but he really should have been Lobo. He’s so perfect

          2. But then again, it’s not like 99% of people know who Lobo is lol

      1. It’s a great second screen game. Combat is fun, materia system is fun. Presentation and story is fine, music is fantastic.

  279. Jack Black says "let my hips guide you" as he rides Jason Momoa, actual dialogue

    2. They also had to close the gap on their full man-sandwich

      1. I said you wouldn’t get a haul from the Jets specifically. Nobody is ever paying that much draft capital for a top pick unless it’s a Trevor Lawrence level prospect.

  283. Always remember when it comes to cigarettes guys, don't treat it like it's an important item in your life.

  284. Moore shouldn’t declare this year. He doesn’t have the pocket awareness to make it as a QB.

  287. It’s really not a college football season until Oklahoma and Oregon get blown out in the playoffs.

  289. As great as the Avatar trilogy was it just proves nothing will ever surpass Star Wars

  290. People will be watching Revenge of the Sith 1000 years from now. They will teach it in schools.

  292. I really don't know what to do before Trails comes out. I almost want to start KH2, but I wanna make sure that gets the full attention it deserves

      1. The problem is nothing I want to play is especially short. Maybe I need to look ay the store again

  294. Man this 5 year break from the series has been good though. Hopefully 2 still has the same magic from when I first played final mix over 10 years ago

  295. Gravity Rush was $15 so I bought that. Dunno if I'm playing that now tho

  296. Right now it's between Gravity Rush, Witcher 2, and continuing Octopath. The smart thing to do is Octopath or Gravity Rush, but am I smart?

    1. Being mad at Indiana for being good at Football is like being upset at Kylie Jenner turning out to be an ok Taxidermist.

  302. Being a Raiders fan is literally one step removed from that man. They’ve been in the playoffs twice since I was 7.

    1. I was gonna try and argue Jets have been worse but im not sure what I would argue with. Jets are easily the worst team past 10 years though.

      1. Like I said above, we’re less comically bad because our owner isn’t out here signing players based on Madden overall lol

  303. We’re just slightly less comically bad as the Jets because our owner is relatively not a big influence on the team. Woody Johnson is the reason that franchise is a complete and utter joke.

  304. TBH, the raiders have no identity any more. Vegas doesn’t love the Raiders like Oakland did, not even half as much as LA did and they never will.

    1. No team in LV has an identity except the Knights, and they're just fake ass scumbags

  305. We def could've gotten 2 extra 1sts if we lost against the Raiders. Thanks John Mara

    1. Maybe if a ton of teams were looking for QB’s. But the reality is the Jets are not giving up all their Sauce Gardner picks for a QB with absolutely nothing around him. You don’t do that if you’re as bad as the Jets are.

  306. Whos winning tomorow? Monsters of The Midway or Green Bay? Its been close the last 4 games we played Green Bay. They always make me nervous.

    1. If Green Bay had an O-line that wasn’t decimated and Kraft, I’d pick them. But I don’t think they got enough to beat the Bears without that

      1. Both sides have dealt with lots of injuries. We lost all of our best DBs and Linebackers throughout the season.

        1. Yeah, your secondary is kinda turbo ass right now lol. IDK, I think Johnson wins you a game.

          1. Our offense has to win or else we wlll lose. I see us getting past Packers(maybe) and thats probably it. We need the offseason to tune up our defense.

    2. Texans over Steelers
      Niners over Eagles
      Chargers over Pats
      Rams over Panthers
      Bills over Jags
      Bears over Packers

      1. If Philly loses to Mac Jones they might make Patulo commit Sepouku live at midfield.

        1. Allen basically has to go sicko mode for them to win. Bills just overall are not that good, but they have an elite QB.

        2. I feel like the Bills will play with extra oomph knowing no Chiefs or Ravens. McDermott should be coaching for his job this year

  308. Oof. Eagles then. Of course they get a lucky matchup playing a depleted Niners team

    1. In the timeline where I’m named Hunter, you’re crashing the fuck out about 0 interceptions lmao

    2. In the timeline where I’m named Hunter, you’re crashing the fuck out about 0 interceptions lmao

  310. I’m sorry but hiring a defensive minded coach and immediately preceding to get 0 picks all season is the most Jets shit ever lmao.

  311. In an alternate timeline a man named Angelo is driving his car into the Hudson

  312. I think Pats will go to Super Bowl for AFC and its between Bears, 9ers, and Seahawks for NFC. Rams arent winning again.

    1. Pats haven’t played anybody decent. Literally the same amount of wins over .500 teams as the Giants. It’s gonna be Bills or Jags IMO

  314. If New York wasn’t woke, Jimmy could buy an F 4-50 and put his kids in the bed, but Mamdani hates America.

  316. Outsourcing forcing developers to adopt UE5 is completely ruining gaming

  317. Glasner is 1000% flavor of the month bullshit that will fail here so we know exactly who these idiots will hire.

  318. The next election should just be Sydney Sweeney Vs Taylor Swift. We’ll see who all these incels decide to vote for if their choices are only blonde women they already hate for not wanting to touch them. What could honestly go wrong at this point?

    1. You have to use the break system and BP system well or yeah, it does.

      1. Even with those it's insanely long winded. Also I'm hearing that apparently there's no xp share which is gonna be an issue down the line

  321. I feel so bad for Asian incest because they often aren't even completely losers.

  325. I'm dropping Octopath for now, but might pick it up here and there. Gravity Rush tho, just started that

      1. Apparently this is only like 10 hours which is pretty nice.

        You'll probably like Octopath. It's fine enough, I just can't justify something that is likely to be grindy and isn't grabbing me right away

  326. Salah scores again for Egypt. Goal in every game and assist in this one to boot.

    King shit.

      1. I went to lexus- truck was wayyy too big and guys name was chad

  330. The Saudi league is so funny dude. It was on when I went to the store and the backup goalie had to come in and they had to open a sealed pair of gloves for him and they cut the tag off when he was at the 4th official lmao

  333. So there’s this drain pipe by my window that rattles like crazy if it’s really windy out and so I have like a dish mat I put between it and the wall to keep it from moving and I go out this morning and Henry pulled it out from between the pipe and the wall to lay on. That little fucker.

  336. My wife is a tough negotiator- via text she got mercedes guy to agree to no money down for new version of car she has and its like 300 a month cheaper some how lmao

  337. I know- now she told him he ripped her off on her lease 😂 im dying- poor Asian dude

      1. I mean he’s Asian so he knows how his people negotiate- my wife’s demands probably nothing to him

  338. Maybe I just stop playing games and get a stars n stripes cyber truck

    3. Make sure you wrap it with the lowest quality wrap so it looks like dogshit. Then make sure you have a sticker that says “I gave my data to DOGE and I don’t care”

      1. Lmao- people here are on other end of spectrum- they have basic teslas with the stickers that say they bought it before elon went crazy

        2. Yeah we have those too. I respeck them. I can excuse it.

          Those who have no fuck elon stickers can go fuck themselves

      1. Semenyo scored. But will he start for League. I need to know for FPL

  344. China has really long work hours (obviously) but over 90% homeownership and no property taxes so people can just choose to work for 1-2 months per year and still cover all their expenses. This guy spend $30/month on food and plays games all day.

    He's poor but only a relatively wealthy person could do the same here.

  345. I’m genuinly 90% certain I could play in the Saudi league. Shit is slower pace than my high school
    Games.

    1. There’s 2-3 decent sides that spent the amount of your country’s military force budget and the rest are absolute dog shit

        1. Not really. My entire life before adulthood was watching players as good if not way better than Salah.

    1. I would guess 20ish h to 50ish depending how much you do. And it has 2 entirely different narrative paths that diverge right after the first town

      2. I'll probably one do one tbh. Ok we'll see how much I get into it. Probably gonna play in the spring at some point

        1. Combat ain’t too hot. Just be prepared for that.

          Amazing game otherwise

          1. Yeah I wanna at least test it out before I replay 3. Think it should be fine, if I can tolerate 1's as long as I did

    1. That's what I usually do but Harby probably knows it better

        2. I got Fortnite Crew through GamePass Ultimate and now I'm saving up enough vbucks to get the Regular Show skins. You can be Mordecai and I'll be Rigby.

  350. Salah wins it for Egypt again. Through to the semis against Senegal

      1. It really is goal and assist against the last tournament’s champions

  352. Ok she got him down another 50 bucks a month lol- gonna go check out car

      1. He got eliminated early on. Joker killed him with a spear. But he cheated and snuck something to send himself back to gotham. But heart of apokolips is punishing him by making him fight his sons as batman. Knight fight. Right now it said that it will test him and if he wins he'll be back in the tournament. But bro sent him in a simulated future whete Damian has a son named alfred 🙁

  357. I wanna stay home and hug dizzy. Not be at work later hearing ice cubes today was a good day for the 100th time. Plus Saturday they always have me do extra work

    1. First one is ok. Cool way to tell a story and some fun clever side collectable stuff. Second one is peak so far

    2. Very Stephen King inspired. The narration and small town resort setting, slight horror atmosphere. It's also got juat enough goofy shit to be charming. 1 has all of that, but the gameplay isn't good and gets repetitive. 2 is that with actual good gameplay

      1. Yep this. First one you just run around and point a flashlight at shadow dudes

        1. Also you lose your entire arsenal like every 2 seconds

      1. honestly my scarjo simp card should be taken away for not having seen it

  377. When I first saw Under the Skin, I legitimately didn’t know what to think or say and 99% of movies don’t leave me without thoughts like that. Jonathan Glazer is undefeated. Nevah missed!

  378. Like a movie has to be legitimately insanely good for me to not immediately have critical thoughts (either positive or negative)

    1. I don't get that. It's the opposite for me, most movies I just watch and don't leave a huge impression

      1. Because I don’t sit and actively watch every 5/10 movie that comes out. There’s a reason why my letterboxd is 90% high ratings it’s because I already know what I will and won’t like

        1. Even the average 7-8 I just don't generally think much about after lol. Getting into the minutia of most movies just seems kinda meaningless

        2. I’m shocked you gave Avatar as high as 3 and a half stars

          1. The first Avatar is a visually amazing movie held back by the most generic plot and characters ever. It’s at very worst a 6 IMO. It’s not bad nor amazing.

  379. Seriously I’m not Stray, but I could not watch a movie where they spoke Danish the entire duration

  383. My buddy is gonna drag me to the card shop so I might get some FF magic cards. Hopefully there's a standard deck because I have zero patience for Commander

      1. Standard is fast, Commander takes like 3 hours because it's a bunch of set up

    1. All the ads love that rotten tomato score, but all I see is it's a dumb monkey movie

  387. Speaking of movies, how the hell are we already getting another 28 Years Later movie this soon

  391. Honestly, 99% of movies don't get me excited anymore. I'm just waiting for Spiderverse 3, and I guess the Mario Galaxy movie in the hopes they announce Mario Galaxy 3 at the end and I shit my pants in the theater. The only movies I saw in theaterslast year were F1 and Minecraft.

      6. I’ma be honest, I’m not all that interested in the Odyssey either.

    1. They’re not even doing that bad. The Rams are playing like shit tbh

      1. Wasn’t just any blue chick. The chieftain’s daughter. That is some goat shit

    1. Yes because all the humans need to leave back to dying earth in cryo sleep

    1. Anybody who hired him was stupid anyway imo. McVay’s coaching tree is pretty abysmal on their own.

      1. As soon as Stefanski, Harbaugh and McDaniel became available I pretty much said sayonara to any coordinator candidates

        1. McDaniel isn’t gonna go to another organization that doesn’t have its shit together. I think he either goes to Philly when they inevitably fire Patullo (or make him commit ritual suicide at midfield, depending on if he loses to Mac Jones or not) or he takes another OC job.

  410. The problem is he can’t throw over the middle just like Baker, just like Russ just like every QB under 6’0. Just stop fucking drafting these guys, for real.

  412. And now he’s about turn his greatest enemy to a friend and ally in the next chapter. He is the goat

  414. There’s a reason guys like Lawrence and Jackson are considered “generational” prospects. Young, Baker, Tua all had success in college but none of them have the combination of skills + winning + measureables.

    Being 6’6 fucking matters a lot for a QB.

  415. Just find out which movie is bribing sorry sending marketing packages to the academy to ”promote” their movie the most and that will sweep

  420. It's not really horror unless you consider Akira horror but The Innocents was mostly good (it's Swedish)

  421. There's also Exhuma which has excellent visuals and is scary but too much action and The Wailing (I thought this was terrifying even though it's slightly comedic) but both are Korean

  425. Yeah I can't believe Mario Galaxy 3 is actually happening but only because of the stupid Mario movie

      1. Criminal we haven't gotten a game like that in almost 9 years. Bananza isn't even close to as good

        1. Apparently most of the Odyssey devs moved over to the next 3d Mario project and Bonanza was made by a skeleton crew (it was conceived as a demo) but obviously this could just be made up my uncle works at Nintendo stuff and no one knows. Still it's absurd how long it's taken for another 3D Mario.

      2. I wouldn't be surprised if Galaxy 3 is basically just Odyssey in space

      3. Nintendo hasn’t ever done a direct Mario sequel except for Galaxy.

  427. The next Zelda is supposedly another BOTW type game too but those are the only ones Japan cares about so they can't do anything else at this point

    2. Bruh, they don’t get married. Link is a twink, we all know this, look at how everyone wants to bang him in BOTW/TOTK. That hair too, massive red flag for marriage

  430. Also, I think the next non-Galaxy Mario is gonna be like Bowser’s Fury.

  431. I know how you feel though Vader but with games. I have a Best Buy gift card I wanted to use to pre-order something but there's nothing upcoming I care about enough to buy.

  432. Why do Japanese people get married in a church? They don't go to church.

    2. My neighbor girl goes to church and I was confused because I didn’t think Asian people were religious like that.

  439. Time to slep before he goes after Africa again. He already fired shots against their football earlier

      1. Thats her spot – shes always hot snd there is slight draft under door

      1. He’s still a great QB but the playoffs is No Country for Old Men unfortunately.

  447. This cop went undercover as a woman and forgot how to be a man and now this famous actor fell in love with him but he hasn't told him the truth yet

  448. And Adams is mega washed but people think he’s great because he can run 2 yards for fades.

    1. No he won’t. His offense has been mega ass. They should be up 2 scores at least. Puka dropped an easy TD

        2. It was a makeup call lol. Both were clean hits, the NFL is so bad now

  454. I wish I hated someone enough to empathize with people who hate people to the point they see them as subhuman demons who should be tortured to death

      1. I don’t actually hate that many people, but the few people I do hate I really fucking hate.

  456. Boras is such a cancer to baseball. No fucking way Bellinger gets gets 5/200. His fucking home/away splits are actually atrocious. .91 ops difference on the road? Porch merchant.

    1. And meanwhile Ca$hGod decided to basically hitch his entire offseason on bringing him back and now we're standing here with dick in hand as the entire division got better

      1. I don’t blame him tbh. The entire league is just fucking FA off and waiting for the lockout. Nobody wants to spend the money to try to beat LA besides Toronto because they were just there.

    1. Game shouldn’t even be close tbh. McVay has called a good game, the team is constantly making mistakes

  463. Young just ain’t it. He doesn’t have the physical tools to cope with pressure.

  464. I am out of my element at this card shop. It's like me trying to watch football and attempting to care but the opposite end of the spectrum

  466. People are delusional if they think anyone values or cares about human life. Murderers only feel guilt because there's punishment.

          1. There's no intrinsic difference between you and the murderer who doesn't feel remorse. Why would there be? It's just conditional.

          2. Both lives in my opinion have value. I think you look at things in a way that values cold logic. I can’t say that my idealistic view of things is any better tho

          3. No my view is idealistic because it's explicitly deleterious. Your view is rational under social constraints.

    2. I think people value human life, but they don’t value empathy. That’s why everyone in America is ok with everything until it fucks them over.

      1. If someone values human life then it'd have to be unconditional but no one cares unless they're implicated. That's why there always has to be a degree of separation for human life to no longer matter.

      2. They're getting daddy dicked by the Seahawks at minimum. They won’t score on that defense.

  469. I’m no Bryce Young fan but that last pass was dropped so you can’t blame him too much.

    1. He bails on every pocket because he literally can’t see over anybody. A 6’4 QB just steps up and makes an accurate throw.

  472. Karma treats doing anything with his friends like they asked him to go skydiving without a parachute.

  473. I'm sorry I spent too long doomscrolling again but I just saw someone say the ICE agent who killed that woman will spend the rest of their life suffering from the guilt

    2. Their secondary is turbo ass right now. They were never winning this game.

    3. Hey you know what, at least he won his division and made the playoffs. None of us can really say that as of recently besides us beating the fraudulent Vikings a few years back

  482. What is the point of insulin that increases your chance for limb loss???

    1. Did u see the med that gives u a deadly razh on u balls? I take the diabetes

      1. Pharmacy ads be like “With Colgoway, your minor to moderate cold symptoms will be no more”

        Side effects include rash inside your anus, loss of consciousness, urethral bleeding. Contact a doctor immediately if your tits fall off

        1. Lots of common drugs have a rare side effect where your body torches itself and your skin melts off

  483. Ben Johnson got passed down Dan Campbell's crippling gambling addiction

    1. All these young QB’s come in and get rattled by pressure because they are drafted by dogshit teams with bad coaches. They all bail on the pocket as soon as there’s any pressure up front.

  487. So Ange was fired after a 17th place finish in the PL and the Europa Cup win. Frank currently has them in 14th and eliminated from both the domestic cups, probably fairly unlikely to make a dent in the CL too.

    Everyone still think firing Ange was the right call?

    1. Just because they replaced one flavor of the month, unqualified manager with another one doesn’t mean firing Ange was the wrong idea.

      Ange isn’t a manager for the Prem. You can’t play a suicide high line like that and not have everybody get injured, the PL is way to physically demanding as is. In no other league is the team on the bottom of the table as athletic as the one on the top.

      But besides all that, Spurs are where they are because they keep spending dumb money on shitty foreign players that flop there. Porro isn’t better than Miley, one cost 15 million, one cost 50.

      1. The physically too demanding part is BS homie, they just need to train appropriately for it.

        In the EPL the average distance covered by players is 6.4 miles per game, in AFL (which is also a contact sport) they average 7.9 miles per game.

        Higher percentage of ACL injuries in AFL but overall not a huge difference in injury levels.

        The bottom line of your is the most accurate.

        1. No it isn’t. Trust me. Unless you have a City level squad where they’ve invested half a billion into players who barely play, you’re never getting away with making people run 11 miles a game in the Prem. It’s too fucking physically demanding. Why do you think Arsenal has lead at Christmas the last 2 years and didn’t win? Injuries because no depth. Now they’re deep as hell and gonna run away with the league.

          On top of that, you absolutely can’t compare Australian Football to the PL. The PL is 100x more physical than even the other top Euro leagues. The average distance run in a Prem game is 7 Kilometers and that’s with half the teams sitting back 90% of the games.

          The PL is all about physicality and winning second balls and being athletic. There’s a reason why players like Simons and Gyorkeres flop here despite being demons in weaker leagues.

          1. On top of this, the tactic doesn’t even work because every team in the PL will absolutely obliterate you on the counter if you’re that open. There’s a reason why Gyorkeres looked amazing in Portugal, it’s because every team plays with 500 yards of space behind their defenders.

  488. The amount they’re pushing these GLP-1’s is kinda disturbing tbh.

  496. It feels like Chicago has been living on the Packers side of the field all game yet only have 9 points lol

  499. Like, I don’t have a problem with FF X being 1 but if there’s a stipulation of only 1 per franchise, like objectively it has to be 7 or 6 for FF. Sorry.

    And games like Metaphor and P5 being there are just recency bias. Like P3 is better. Octopath 2 should not be there, neither should SMT 3 like really? Fucking 4 is so much better.

    And don’t get me started on Yakuza 8 being there. Like I’m sorry, there are 900 JRPGs better than it. No hate to Yakuza. Like no Grandia? No Dark Souls/Bloodborne, or do they think that doesn’t count because it isn’t anime? So fucking stupid

    1. P3 is absolutely not better than 5, it has too many problems. Also 5 is an 8 year old game at this point. FFX is a fine pick, there's like 4 games in FF that can be considered for top spot

      1. Persona 3 is better. I’m sorry, it will be a massive hot take but I find the stealth shit in 5 really fucking tedious compared to standard dungeon crawling. It’s obviously better and more engaging but IDK. It always feels like I have to avoid fighting in P5 and then I’m always under leveled.

        I connect a lot more to 3. Maybe it’s because it has a mid-2000’s vibe but I also find P5 a bit overlong. I also find the “Oh look, the casuals gained sentience and now this game will forever be associated with annoying online asshole smarks” factor with 5 that I don’t get with 3.

        1. It's not. The calendar system is not at all balanced, late game you will be doing literally nothing at night, but struggling to fit characters in during the day, plus the social links are hard carried by the voice work. They're the least interesting ones by a mile. Tartarus is also weak. 3 has the highest highs of the series, but also the lowest lows. 4 and 5 are a bit more balanced

          1. 5 does have the problem of being overlong, but I can deal with it because of the variety. Structurely it's by far the most well put together

  500. I love Ni No Kuni but like come on. Level 5 alone has at least 3 better JRPGs including fucking DQ 8 which should have been the DQ representative.

  503. Trails in the Sky OG is not the trails game that should be there, it's among the lowest tier of Trails. The remake maybe, but probably too recent

    1. Overall ok list, I don't think Chrono Trigger is actually a number 1 game tho, it's just really solid

  504. Why didn’t they just go for 2? Le Fleur is a good coach but he gets temporary CTE sometimes I swear.

  506. And genuinely, how many people actually have played Suikoden II? The remaster just came out like 4 months ago and before that you couldn’t even play it in English besides Vita.

    1. It's the same with Sky. Guaranteed it's only on there because of recent relevence

  508. KH2 is definitely higher than a lot of those. I'm sorry but aint no way should Octopath, Yakuza 8, or Pokemon be higher than one of the best action RPGs out there

    1. I don't care if you don't think it is overall or in the top 20 RPGs, but it's definitely a high tier action RPG

  510. How does williams make throws like that and then overthrows a wide open person 5 yards downfield

  511. Seriously, no Bloodborne or Souls games is bizarre as fuck. Did they forget that counted because it is Western styled lmao

  513. My Grandpa’s kitchen sink has 2 settings

    Antarctic Lagoon and The fire of eternal damnation

  515. “Packers, asset yourself, you dominated the first half. Now let him have it!”

    “You can have it!”

  523. Satty I'm just going to assume you thought that when I said Australian football I meant Australian soccer, but no I meant actual Australian football (the Australian Football League) which is a unique sport to Australia. Cause if you knew what I meant then trying to argue that the EPL is more physical than an actual contact sport is straight up delusional.

    They run farther in matches with more sprinting than in the EPL and it's a full contact sport. When you remove concussion injuries they have a roughly equivalent injury rate to the EPL, saying it's not possible to play with the level of fitness needed for Ange's tactics without insane injuries is just objectively wrong, EPL teams just don't train for it because they haven't needed to do it before.

    1. I thought you meant Australian soccer not a different sport lol.

      AFL might be more physical because of being an actual contact sport but I doubt they’re playing 3 games in 10 days like PL clubs do.

      1. No, depending on scheduling usually 2 games in 10 days, worst case maybe 3 in 12 days if they have a rough scheduling patch.

        1. Ange is a good manager, but he won’t be even a decent manager in the Prem unless he tries to adapt his style to the league. Again, you can play like that at Celtic where 99% of the league are not even going to attempt to play football against you, but the PL top to bottom is full of incredible athleticism and pace.

    2. And besides that, if you literally have to uproot the entire fitness system of the club to play your style, maybe it’s not exactly fucking ideal. I mean shit, United fans can’t even handle a back 3, imagine if a manager told them they have to train like Rugby players to play his system lmao

      1. If you literally have to change the entire system of a club that is a permanent loser factory maybe that's a good thing?

        Like for real, their highest ever finish is 5th, if that's what they are aiming for then sure changing their systems probably is a bad thing but if they actually want to win stuff sticking with the same shit sure hasn't helped them so far.

        1. Tottenham is not a club like United or Arsenal or even Chelsea. They weren’t really relevant as a “big club” until like mid 2010’s. They’ve always been a firmly mid-table club before Levy

          But they are still run like a small club that’s spending 50 million on players that I could tell you won’t be good in the PL. Their real fuck up was firing Pochettino. He got them within 1 shitty Liverpool pen of being CL winners. They thought they’d outgrown him but that was wishful thinking.

          1. Yeah I know the PL recent history man, I have a Chelsea shirt (before I stopped supporting them when they just started buying the league) that is literally probably older than you are.

            Point is you whinge about everyone playing the same in the PL and then shit on a guy who tries to play differently, just because he isn't playing the same as everyone else that you whinge about.

            If Ange had been given an extra 2 seasons I'd happily put money on it that he would have gotten a better finish in the PL than 5th.

          2. I complain about the quality of play in the league these days because the athleticism is so mandatory now that nobody except extremely athletic people who can win second balls all game can play in the Prem and it’s watered the product down.

          4. But that implies it’s a tactical thing. It’s not. Teams aren’t doing it because they want to, they’re doing it because they literally won’t compete in the Prem without playing like that. There are different systems but all of them revolve around transitions and winning the ball high off second balls.

            The athleticism/pace has become so important that anybody who doesn’t fit that mold won’t succeed in the PL. why do you think Spurs are where they are? Their midfield is fucking atrocious compared to the top teams. So is ours.

          5. No it just implies that everyone plays the same. Everyone plays the same in most sports, until someone tries something different and wins and then everyone else copies them and the system starts all over again.

          6. Everyone is playing this way because it’s how the smaller teams discovered you can beat City. If you disrupt them by winning second balls and being more athletic, you can beat the tiki taka if you take your chances. That’s how Inter almost beat them in the CL final.

            The problem is now all these smaller teams are buying athletic freaks from South America and Africa for cheap but they don’t have any end product so you get a bunch of athletic players who have no technical ability. But the smaller teams can beat you like that if you’re United or Arsenal. It’s not how Arsenal beat them though.

          7. Yeah so once a team works out how to beat the ultra-athletic teams (for soccer anyway) with skill then that will be the norm for a while until that changes again.

          8. The problem is that all the supremely skilled players go to Real Madrid for 200 million lol. They don’t go to the PL. why do you think everyone spent 80 million on mid strikers?

  524. Red Sox want Arranado.

    I need this to happen for the fucking memes. Please god let it happen. Imagine a team with Trevor Story and Arranado on it?

  525. Spurs also haven ‘t replaced Kane or Son. You really can’t replace them tbh, certainly not Kane. But they absolutely wasted the fuck out of the Kane money.

  526. Spurs also haven ‘t replaced Kane or Son. You really can’t replace them tbh, certainly not Kane. But they absolutely wasted the fuck out of the Kane money.

  527. I have a craving for irish cream in my coffee, but it seens impossible to find a nondairy version in stores.
    It's a shame.

        1. Just mix in a tiny bit of cocoa powder and non dairy creamer then irish it up.

          2. Close. Irish whiskey.

            That literally where the name came from, they put whiskey in their coffee.

  528. If you gave Ange two more years, he might finish 5th or better, but it’s more likely that he finishes between 7th and 12th and everyone is going “Why are they all injured again?”

    Trust me, when Ole was our manager, he overplayed everybody and we got a fuck ton of injuries. And then people go “B-but we had so many injuries.” Well yeah, because you’re making Rashford cover 70 yards of space with a broken back lol

  530. Tall, lanky, blond hair, red gloves, dress shirt and tie, can’t dance

    HE STOLE MY WHOLE FUCKIN FLOW! BEAT FOR BEAT BAR FOR BAR.

  531. Tall, lanky, blond hair, red gloves, dress shirt and tie, can’t dance

    HE STOLE MY WHOLE FUCKIN FLOW! BEAT FOR BEAT BAR FOR BAR.

  532. If that’s a second Yellow Rodri should be banned all season. Fuck this sport and fuck this bald cunt. Rigged garbage

  534. I’m glad all the Amorim outers got what they wanted. I hope all these dumb fucks become City fans. Fucking dumb goddamn cunts.

  535. I’m almost done with my 10 underrated JRPGs list and I’m also gonna work on a short review of FF7 Reunion

  536. Wait why is Bills Jags the early game? Chargers Pats is like the epitome of a 1 pm game.

    1. Because LA vs Boston or the least popular team in New York vs Jacksonville?

      Hmmmm. I wonder.

      1. These are playoff games everyone is watching so that doesn’t really matter, we should want the best matchup for prime time.

        1. They want the most possible viewers dude. 10am on the west coast is 12 in New York.

        2. They want the most possible viewers dude. 10am on the west coast is 12 in New York.

  537. This is the shit that makes me think it’s rigged. There is a ref whose ONLY FUCKING JOB is staring across the line to see for offsides/False start. How is it not called correctly every single time?

  538. I’m gonna be 1000% real too, if Herbert was black he’d get treated like Lamar and Hurts. But he’s a tall blond white dude with surfer hair so he just has “aura factor”

  541. Who would win in a street fight

    LP and Glass Joe or Karma with an AR-15 he has to use like a club.

  542. Connor Bradley out for season. No ACL rupture but ligament and bone damage to the knee

    Fuck this season man

    1. I knew he was out for the season. Any non-contact injury where the guy goes down screaming in pain is at minimum an ACL if not worse.

      1. Yeah it was obvious immediately to everyone but the Arsenal fans

        1. And Martinelli apparently. But he texted him afterward so it’s all good

          1. Yeah no punishment needed…

            But I can excuse his initial reaction before that disgusting shove. He was going the other way and didn’t see what happened to Bradley.

            But the Arsenal fans booed this kid off the pitch with a fucking stretcher.

            God I hope they bottle it now.

    1. Panthers are so streaky I can’t guess even based on form how the next game goes

          2. Keefe is a dud making us play dungeon hockey instead of a run n gun offense and our GM tried too hard to make this team defense and grit first

          1. I know. He’s an amazing player. Probably my favorite non-Sharks player.

  545. Simon Hooper is such a fucking pussy. This shit is beyond fucking rigged.

    1. It’s not rigged. they really just are this shit every single week

    2. Don’t even fucking reply. If slamming the ball is a second yellow than this sport is fucking finished. But it’s finished anyway so who cares. Hooper will love to suck that Saudi dick though.

  546. Time to go back to shitty rigged NFL football. Silly me for switching to the game because when the NfL says it’s on at 10, they mean 12:30

  547. I hate football. I’m never watching this fucking sport again. It’s a fucking sham nowadays. Absolutely rigged for blood money cock suckers. Arsenal is about to get zero calls for the rest of the season because they want City to win.

  548. I’m replaying to all comments from now on about soccer with “rigged garbage” have fun.

  550. Sports are so obviously rigged for gambling now IDK how anybody takes it seriously. Only a matter of time before about 500 big scandals happen

  551. Two subs in extra time, blows on the whistle. I hope Simon Hopper gets his hands cut off by saudis.

    1. He’s shite. He was the one who did the Diaz offside against Spurs and then immediately after when City played one of the London teams and Robot was coean through on goal he whistled for the advantage.

      He has a howler every time he’s on

      1. Not like any of the other refs are any good. But they got their instructions from the league.

      2. Neither incident in back to back weeks got him even demoted to VAR

        1. How is VAR a demotion, you don’t even have to look at half the fucking plays you should and you still get paid. VAR sure was napping when Walker stamped on dorgu. Great fucking job, if anything, that’s a promotion, fuck being out in the cold.

          2. That sums up the PL in a fucking nutshell. Wasn’t given as a red, but is the example used for the fucking rule book. Explains the lack of consistency.

  554. I hope City wins the title so everyone stops watching this garbage league

  555. The supercopa is today, aka, the we made sure Barca and Real get to play in Riyadh every year. Fuck FIFA and fuck this sport.

  556. Genuinely hope there’s a major international incident and the world cup gets canceled. I hope this sport dies.

    1. Our season is over in August every year. We’re owned by a petro chemical BP nepo baby cunt.

  558. But I hope 130fc wins it. Fuck the arsenal fans. I can’t stand them

    1. I don’t really care who wins. This league is not fun to watch any more. It’s been so watered down by clubs buying so many shit foreign players.

        1. Joshua King is a 10x better player than Xavi Simons but one is 3m on transfermarkt and the other is 60

        2. Who is in the semi-finals of the World Cup and in the Euros finals: Hint, it’s not a bunch of Bundesliga playing Germans.

  560. I really want to know what the fuck statistical algorithm we used to determine we should buy Ugarte because clearly they forgot to carry a 1. 60 fucking million for a midfielder who is worse than Billy Gilmour. And you wonder why I stopped watching and caring. Nobody in charge has got the faintest clue what’s going on AND they all want to be the manager. I hope we get relegated soon. It’s coming.

      1. Harbaugh isn’t going to Buffalo, they’re not gonna let him bring his buddies in to be Coordinators.

          1. A historically cursed/poverty franchise not liking you isn't a bad thing

  563. Genuinely hope this club gets send to League two. I hate our owners, I hate the players, I hate the fans and I fucking really hate Ratcliffe. Another fat fuck billionaire I hope gets fucking disemboweled along with all the Glazer mole rats.

  564. Coaches need to stop running QB’s it’s not fucking sustainable no matter how little they run.

  565. If that was Jaxson Dart we'd be hearing all week about how reckless he is

    1. There’s a difference between doing it in the playoffs and running into somebody 50 pounds bigger than you instead of just going out of bounds in October when your team is 0-6

    3. Hojlund leaves United and he’s on the radio. Something something Yanited bad

  567. Is anybody actually interested in the new 28 Years Later Universe movie? Like I really enjoyed 28 years Later but IDK.

    1. I didn't particularly like any of them but I liked what they were going for. I don't think it has a lot of competition.

  568. I genuinely feel existential dread at the idea of discord forcing the use of summarization AI. Like what is the point of conversing with people or messaging friends if you just have an AI summarize it? This AI bubble is going to come crashing down so gloriously.

    1. AI has ~3 clear mainstream use cases and there's no indication they'll be able to expand beyond them (AI obviously isn't taking peoples jobs) but hopefully we're both wrong.

      EV's failing to take off and the whole industry coming crashing down was hard to watch.

    1. It was a penalty so the spike didn’t matter. But Jags weren’t even set so whatever. Shit is fake as hell

  574. Bills receivers are so bad, Allen got sacked because the slot ran a terrible route lmao.

  575. All our fans were screaming about keeping Bisachia as our head coach and he’s literally one of the worst ST coaches in the league. Our fans are retarded, always have been.

  576. How can anybody argue with me on the QB hieght shit. A QB under 6’2 is not making that throw.

  577. NFL refs are so fucking bad. He was clearly short but they can’t just look at that and correct it because ??? (Gambling)

  578. Al that money Trump is giving CBS and their app is still dogshit.

  579. Remember when I used to get flamed for saying Lawrence is better than half the QB’s in the league but was held back by dogshit coaching? We’re seeing the real Lawrence now which is an athletic serial winner with Peyton Manning measurables.

    1. Yup those previous coaching staffs held back these players like a motherfucker

  580. Etienne is so good. Thank god Liam Cohen took over cause they were really trying to replace him.

    1. Both Bears and Jags fans were ready to send their HB’s to Atlantis with no life raft and now they’re two of the best running backs in the league. Lesson learned? A good playcaller will fix your broke ass life if you’re a RB lmao

  581. It seems dumb to bet large amounts of money on a single elimination complete toss up like this

    1. It’s dumb to gamble at all when they obviously fix games lol. It should legit be illegal given they aren’t actually labeled as competition.

  584. I hate the offense pushing the runner shit. Why can’t the defense push you backwards?

  585. I’m betting ALL my money, the house, the cat’s food everything on the Bills giving up this lead playing soft defense.

  589. Maybe me not believing in the Bills this time is some reverse jinx and they will go to the Super Bowl

    2. McDermott is coaching for his job this year. Super Bowl appearance or bust for him

    1. First playoff road win for the Bills franchise since like the 90s or whatever that graphic said

  591. The game was lost when they didn’t stop that Allen tush push that went for like 10 extra yards. Big oof

  592. They’ve gotten home field and lost every year with him. Not that shocking lol

  593. Lord- the bills can never just like win- gotta be some last minute shit

  596. Devils lost to the worst team in the league lmao. Fire everyone man

    1. It’s so amazing to hear somebody say this and know they aren’t talking about us!

      1. Sharks are in a playoff spot and are fun. This team is supposed to be 4 years into their window and its yet another lost season by January. I'm done

  598. Also Satty, expect to see Dougie Hamilton in teal in the coming weeks

      1. Yes. Supposed to be one of the best offensive Dman in the game and a PP leader but our coach is a retard and doesn't know what offense is

  601. Give me a Madden playsheet and I guarantee you I can call a better game than Patullo with this amount of talent.

  603. Ok then. Not rigged lmao. League doesn’t want an injured niners in the playoffs.

  604. Eagles are the golden boys man. NFL is gonna be unbearable for years

    1. The league is and has been shit for years. IDK why you guys take any sport seriously any more. What’s more likely, one team gets all the calls or the shit is blatantly rigged for gambling?

  605. Does nobody in the fucking world understand how fucking lame and bleak gaslighting a child with AI is?

  608. RIP Kittle. I hate watching those injuries, it’s like a rubber band snapping

  609. AJ Brown: Stop hiring your dogshit buddies as OC during our championship window

  611. Literally, who calls a back shoulder fade into the wind at midfield lol. Patullo is so fucking bad dude.

  612. Brown looks frustrated. I think he sould come to the Giants, he and Nabers could be a fun duo

  613. Nothing in any of these games makes me believe any of these teams will even compete with the Seahawks.

  614. I’m legit not joking. Does nobody see how fucking insane using AI to gaslight your kid is???

      1. Like Jesus, IDK why that is what you would go for as an ad “Lie to your child more efficiently, look how useful this product is!”

          1. I can’t wait for this shit to burst dude. I don’t even care if it tanks the economy at this point. It’s gotten insane.

          1. Just look how Trump talks about invading Greenland. Literal abuser/rapist talk. It’s gross.

  619. Facemask not called. 15 points to my draftkings account- NFL refs

  621. Bruh, the Eagles have run that same play 3 drives in a row on first down lmao

  622. Their whole linebacking corps is people who I’ve never heard of off their practice squad but Saleh was the problem in New York, right lol

  629. Macdonald or Johnson are prob getting COTY but it should be Shanahan

  631. 26 yards in the second half against a practice squad defense. Seriously, somebody tell me that I couldn’t call a better game than that.

    1. Sirianni is a fraud man. Howie needs to fire Patullo and prevent that dickface from choosing coordinators indefinitely

      1. Srianni is a good coach who should be banned from promoting from within lol

  632. If the Niners can score again they easily win this game because the Eagles just flat out suck. It’s the Bills game all over again, just don’t put yourself in a situation where you NEED to score at the end.

  634. This sport is absolutely rigged and anybody arguing with me is literally braindead.

    1. They won’t because they use the rules to manipulate games for gambling.

  638. I was looking at cremation statistics and I'm surprised it's more popular in the United States than in China. I thought it was looked down upon in both countries.

    1. Getting a funeral and a burial plot and a coffin is obscenely expensive in the US.

      1. I'm guessing it's even more difficult in China and 50% of them still go through the trouble of doing it that way

      2. I don’t want to be cremated just in case they figure out how to bring back the dead or clone me in the future from like a bone or something.

        2. But also your descendants won't be able to visit their ancestral graves

  640. I think aside from cost people aren't tied to a specific place anymore. A city like San Francisco had most of its population replaced in the last half century so their graveyards are probably full of complete strangers but it's sort of bleak several generations from now.

  641. This is why I think Purdy is in the top tier. 99% of younger QB’s absolutely bail on that pocket instead of keeping their eyes downfield.

    1. They shouldn’t even be in this situation, their offense is getting held to like 120 yards by dudes who got cut by Minnesota a decade ago dawg

  647. see this is why I like American drug ads. its informative because the side effects list is way longer than the actual ad.

  652. If I’m Howie, I make Patullo commit Seppuku in the stadium before the fans leave lmao

    1. Let’s be honest, if you polled fans and asked which coach was most likely to do that bullshit, Siriani would win in a landslide based just on face alone lol

  656. I should be an NFL analyst. For real. Everything I’ve said so far has come true.

  657. CRY EAGLES CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    ON THE ROAD TO MISERYYYYYYY
    SIGH EAGLES SIGHHHHHHH
    CHOKE THE GAME NOW 1 2 3
    CHUCK THEM LOWWWWWWWW
    LOFT THEM HIGHHHHHHHHHH
    AND WATCH OUR EAGLES DIIIIIIIIE
    BYE EAGLES BYEEEEEEE
    BRIDESMAIDS OF THE NFCCCCCCCC
    L-O-S-E-R-S EAGLES!

  658. What a shitty fanbase tho just constantly booing your team like that. I’m so glad I didn’t end up an Eagles fan.

    3. Most entitled pieces of shit in sports. They've never known a bad season for years now. Eat shit

      1. They were booing Embiid while he had an MVP season lol. They’re just assholes

        1. My Warriors fan friend got a beer chucked at him during a game once

          1. My dad was at a 9ers/Philly game when he had season tickets and he said a group of Philly fans just went around being drunk and annoying everyone in the parking lot and trying to start fights so I’m not at all shocked lol

    1. I genuinely don’t care who wins tbh. Although I am glad it’s not the Eagles.

    1. In this situation I am because I usually hate the 9ers. But that’s gone down a lot since most of my friends are 9ers fans and my team is turbo ass.

    1. I’m the two buttons meme between hating Maye and hating Herbert lmao

  664. If the Packers didn’t historically choke and I still trusted the Bills I’d be perfect so far.

  665. I want Harrison’s beanie. That shit is nice, what is it LL Beane?

    1. Did you know? Giants have 2x as many wins against > .500 teams than the Pats

  668. Making me chose which team to hate more between a Boston team and an LA team is like making me choose between children.

        1. Weren't you telling me rooting for the Jays to win the WS wasn't a big deal

  671. DPC: I genuinely think Brady is a decent commentstor. He’s a little awkward and dorky but he actually says some insightful shit and little details. And he doesn’t just mega-glaze every good player.

      1. Yeah, he criticizes people without being cranky and he doesn’t just turbo glaze whoever the league tells him to like everyone else does (Romo, Collinsworh ROMO)

        1. All three of them were sitting by my window this morning when I woke up and I looked at Honey and said “You taught him this too huh?”

  676. Did you play Shovel Knight? Probably a dumb question because it’s a very you game but I forget

    2. Rangers sub after a 10-2 beating, Packers after the choke last night and now the Eagles. I'm feasting

      1. Trhyr lorsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  682. literally I had a comment typed out and it just made it all r??? How does disqus manage to break itself in such insane ways every single day. It cannot be this hard.

  686. Is there a mandate in the playoff script for these teams to stupidly go for it on 4th down all the damn time?

  687. Shitbird fans calling for Shitianni to be fired after a Super Bowl win lmao. Most entitled fans in sports. Although maybe Dodgers fans will soon take that crown

    1. Dodgers fans wanted Roberts fired every year since like 2016 lmao. They’re way more entitled.

          1. That's what I hear. I bet they did this for easier balance since 3 could be used as a template

  692. I'm just so happy man. Last season made me question if I ever wanted to watch football again

    2. Ah yes, I remember my favorite Dragon Quest Character: Muscle boob lady and He Man

    3. It's funny that the western design is the more sexualized for a change

  699. I don’t care how much it’ll probably ruin the game, implement the AI Robot referees already.

    1. It’s a huge debate in baseball to use the automated balls and strikes but shit like that should be black and white and not pure vibes like the refs operate on.

      1. Nah that should be a thing. Umps are also the softest people on planet earth and will eject you for breathing in their direction

        1. I 100% agree with using it lol. I’m not a boomer. I like analytics and hate unwritten rules.

  700. Somebody needs to absolutely lay Maye out over the middle and he won’t do this bullshit any more.

  701. Mike Vrabel looks like he comments on 18 year old girl’s facebook posts “hella hot pic” at 2AM

  705. I’m sorry. I’m so goddamn fucking sick of the Herbert glaze “B-B-But his team, his O-line, they wasted so many picks on bad receivers, Madison Beer AURA”

    He doesn’t make the small plays around the margins that win you playoff games. He doesn’t make those special plays that win you games. He under threw a wide open receiver by 5 yards. He’s just a less homely Rivers. If he looked like Spencer Rattler he wouldn’t get glazed so much.

  706. Brady was dealing with Belichick drafting Wideouts from the Division 3 schools every other year. Suck it up buttercup, if you’re truly elite you’ll make them good. Rodgers won a super bowl with a box of scraps for a defense.

  711. There’s no way a Jets fan has said “We can win it all” once ever lmao

  712. “I’m telling you Tommy, on the Pope and my grandfaddah, The Jets could win it all…”

    “Go fuck yah sistah Bobby, don’t jinx it.”

    “Jinx what, you know we’ll be 1-7 by week 8 shut tha fuck up both of yah.”

  713. Oregon hasn’t won fucking jack fucking shit in the last 20 years despite having QB’s who all become high draft picks in the NFL.

    There’s a reason why they don’t. If I’m the Chargers I seriously am reconsidering Herbert as my QB. He just isn’t a playoff riser.

  715. Maye sucks too. When are these QB’s going to realize you can’t fucking hold the ball for a million years in the NFL. Dude is lucky the Chargers are allergic to doing anything in the playoffs ever.

  717. One has a shitty offensive line and the other thinks he has the 1979 Raiders oline. Inside you are two lions.

  718. Yeah Herbert ain't him. Only scoring 3 against this mid ass fraud Pats team is eye opening

    1. Why do people argue with me man. I’ve seen nothing but bad QB play my entire fucking life. I can tell when somebody ain’t it lol

      1. I've never argued it. I've always been indifferent on Herbert, I've never cared about the Chargers

    1. “Ok kid, I got this idea… You’re gonna be Romantic Reigns and you’re gonna touch Iyo’s titties”

  724. Bruh, why do QB’s stare at unblocked defenders and don’t change the play. I miss old school field generals man.

  727. no urgency while you’re running a hurry up is Prime playoff Chargers shit lol

  728. I’ve also written Metroid Prime so much my phone auto capitalizes it lol

  731. Yeah dud of a game. Oh well. A wild card weekend to remember. Last night at the bar watching Packers Bears was a fun one

  733. Eagles are out which is my Super Bowl. Pats will be exposed by the Texans or Broncos

  737. Fun ass schedule next week. Bills Broncos rematch, Niners Hawks rematch. Juicy

      2. They have the best defense in the NFL. I know they have offensive struggles but there's no way Aaron Rodgers is surviving tomorrow

  738. People really thought Harbaugh would come in and fix the inability for the Chargers to actually win playoff games lol. Literally Chargers’ entire culture is finding a way to lose. Remember when they had the statistical number 1 offense AND defense in the league and still didn’t make the playoffs lol

  740. Lmao, did they really run a play action on 4th and 9. I stopped paying attention to cook lol.

  741. If I’m Minter, I 100% bail on this team if I get the chance for a HC gig this offseason.

  743. Daniel Jones has more playoff wins than Herbert but one is a meme and one is considered “elite”

  744. Skimming thru the Chargers sub and it deadass feels like how the Giants sub looked defending Daniel Jones whenever he came up short lol

    1. Because they don’t want to admit that their “franchise QB” is worse than memes like Bryce Young in the playoffs. Young has more TD’s in one playoff game than Herbert has in his whole career

        1. You guys really laughed at me for a lot of these takes and I’ve been pretty much proven right about 90% of them.

  745. I don’t even hate Herbert like that man, I just A. Absolutely HATE the fucking glazing he gets. If he was black he’d be treated like Lamar.

    B. I like being right if you can’t tell lol

          2. expanding my harem
            i finished modding all the bomberman games so ive been playin that with friends

  747. Me and Tets have seen more shitty QB play than all of you combined lol. I know when somebody isn’t him I watched Terelle Pryor for a full fucking season.

          3. Probably money just from marketing + when they inevitably do a sequel, they’ll have to pay him to use it.

      1. I watched Jamarcus and The Bears best QB played in the 50’s. Give me a break with this shit

          2. That's what I was hoping for. I made my profile private so 2 of the people I assumed would come here to insult me wouldn't. Always knew it was inevitable but assumed enough time would pass so no would would care anymore.

          4. Only if you want to. I don't like forcing people to do stuff. I'm a grown ass man so can deal with insults but I'm too old for online drama. I had enough from two people I used to know like 8 years ago.

    1. Is it stupid that I just realized it was phoenix down like a down comforter because of the feathers and not because it was “rising a downed Phoenix from the ashes” like only a year ago lmao

        1. TBF, I just didn’t think about it all that much lol. I just knew what it did

  766. I got a kettle ball.
    One day, it'll be used as a door stop, but for now I'm gonna use it to exercise.

      1. Tall
        Red gloves
        White shirt and tie
        Blond and lanky
        Can’t dance

        Eminem dissed this dude so hard he became ME

          3. I was talking about MGK but it applies to both I guess. I bet I could teach LP to be a good guitarist though.

  772. Should I post me rapping the parody British Drill rap song I wrote lol.

  773. I don’t know if it’s actually funny though or if anybody gets the joke lol.

    1. KKenny Omega just because he's kinda cool. Dude was in a fucking anime and in Yakuza games. Or Toni Storm if you don't count her time because whobeven remembers wwe had her

  781. It’s 2.07??? Bruh, it’s not even that cheap in fucking Texas any more. I genuinely don’t want to hear anybody say rich people in America aren’t blatantly fucking us over constantly.

  782. Bro, no fucking way did this game make fun of Indigo Prophecy lmao. It’s getting a point just for that

      1. Yeah, there’s a dialog choice that if you keep pressing it, it cuts to black and then the character says “And that’s how my story ends” which is exactly what happens when you get a fail state in Indigo Prophecy lol.

          1. I’m actually in awe they would make an extreme deep cut joke like that about a game I hate lol

          3. I fail to see where the crossover of “anime VN game” and “incredibly melodramatic walking sim” is

  786. Modders had to waste so much time and effort trying to update the game's terrible animations

  789. I finally fixed scrolling on this site. Words cannot express how annoying it is to scroll on mobile when a site just decides your touch screen doesn't work anymore

    1. I lied, it's not fixed. I have no idea what it could be outside of a site issue

      1. Its the same on desktop. If you try to scroll by clicking the scroll wheel and dragging it won't work either.

        1. It's gotta be site related then. I've never had it this bad

          1. Yes but for me its always been like this for some reason. It's why I would use white page in the first place.

          1. this is what happens when you decide to invade a territory from the country Lego is from

  794. I just got a YouTube ad for an animatronic cat powered by AI.

    What the fuck are we doing man

      1. you go work out at the busiest time possible you only have yourself to blame

  796. Can all of you ”new year, new me” people just give up now and leave the gym to thos who actually need it

  799. How are two of the most influential and beloved games of all time “unc slop”

    I’m sorry, I forgot that nobody talks about FF7 or RE4 any more but 30+ year olds, it’s not like both of those games have recently had remakes.

      1. Liverpool doesn’t cycle through managers like Chelsea and Real do. At least when they’re not hiring Hodgeson lol

        1. It’s not cycling through. We sack managers this is myth we don’t.

          Klopp was Klopp. He was an exception because he was exceptional

    1. Or that a Liverpool legend would go to United for that matter

      1. Besides that, why would he trade a successful toxic environment for an unsuccessful toxic environment lol.

  802. I love how everyone here just says sacked instead of fired. The Br*tish is poisoning our minds

    1. How do you weigh 50 more pounds than me, no way you’re that shredded

      1. I’m not that shredded but there’s fat in there too sati

  805. I had to apply for different benefit but it takes like fucking month for KELA to process anything. Right now I have 20 euros and cash.
    Pay comes on the 25th. I am utterly fucked. They will gladly borrow but I hate asking for money from my parents

  807. I mean, genuinely how can the Herbert glazers defend him having as many playoff touchdown passes as Juwan fucking Jennings man?

    1. I don’t know how to break it to yah bud, but electricity also consumes fossil fuels lol

        1. My guy, if you drive 10 miles west of where I am, there’s so many solar panels and wind turbines it looks like a Don Quixote wet dream, but gas don’t ever go down.

  816. Looking at my team's compensation for an analysis, some people are criminally underpaid and others are hilariously overpaid. A couple of the team members we have issues with make more than me

      1. The guy that joined the same time I did only makes $5k more than my starting salary after 7 years, and he's one of our best team members. Shit's crazy

          1. Different problems. I am constantly going crazy because there's 50 things going on at the same time that I have to be responsible for. That's the big trade off

    1. Relatively strong squad as well so it’s not like they play with some kids.

        1. he can't annoy Harby about that match because Satty's team is the equivalent of a blind fat orangutan riding a unicycle going straight towards a pit full of Australian scorpions

  819. I asked gf for the Lego Pokémon starters. Told her that she'd gift me that set if she loved me.

    She said no

  820. lol Brighton next round if we pull a miraclous win here.

    City always with the easiest draw

    2. He would absolutely think that Wheeler Yuta is better than CM Punk

  823. I’m not saying it’s suspicious that City always have the easiest cup runs of all time.. But…

      1. Abu Dhabi FC’s stadium is always half empty on tv but they can apparently spend more than the entirety of La Liga and the Bundesliga combined in January.

    3. you never know, sometimes a PL team is retarded enough to lose to a fourth division team

  829. apparently Man United will play as many official matches this season as the 1944-45 season, which was cut short because it was still World War 2 and most players were actually fighting in the army

    1. It’s almost like firing managers mid-season and having absolutely no plan whatsoever isn’t a good thing.

  832. It drives me bonkers when Steam puts western RPGs that are just turn based into the JRPG category.

      1. I wouldn’t put it past him and his immense 20 euro wealth. What is that like 2 trillion freedom coins?

    2. I hate that no one understands what the J in JRPG means. It sure isn't jabroni

      1. Now I’m imagining the Rock calling Sephiroth a Jabroni and then insulting Midgar for cheap heat since they’re there.

  833. Little Caesars makes no sense. Why is it crazy bread and crazy sauce? They do nothing with the Caesar name. But like the current ads, deal deer? What does that have to do with anything?

    1. Why didn’t they call it Emperor’s sauce? Did they focus test that and find most people thought about how Palpatine had Rei?

  836. He has to go. We created fucking zero actual chances against Barnsley with this great squad of players, not some c listers.

    2 amazing goals both born out of pure individual brilliance, not tactics.

    1. I would only make stupid sexy Szoboszlai thread. Liverpool doesn’t deserve a thread

      1. Go watch the goal. It’s hilarious. Brainfart from Dom.

        He is excused though

          1. It was hilarious. Barnsley played a through ball and Szobo who is everywhere on the pitch is naturally there to cut a promising attack, he has the ball completely under his control and moves it closer to Mamardashvili and his goal and then tries to do some fancy flick to him, but it gets tangled in his legs and the Barnseley guy behind him immediately just shoots it in the net

  847. I’ve decided to do a 5 JRPGs I changed my opinion on list because I don’t wanna be negative.

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