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  2. The fact our sub was wanking themselves silly over Spurs customary 2 good games to start the season makes me sick. It’s so obvious Thomas Frank is not a top tier PL manager. He’s a fucking lower mid-table manager at best. They’re sitting back down 2-0.

    1. I’m literally just done dude. I have 25 points and 11 of them are Minteh

      1. I did ok considering I forgot the deadline but haime has fucking Eze with a nld hat trick. Shit hasn’t happened in my lifetime

    2. Me????
      My brother you had van de ven get a double the other week- even this week they glazed minteh for an assist- give me a break

    1. He didn’t even actually circumnavigate the globe, how can he be Man of the Year

  8. The playoffs will be Chiefs free this season I might actually enjoy football 😭

  13. Imagine if our defense could stop the run. We'd genuinely be in a playoff spot right now

  15. Honestly, I wouldn't mind if Kafka stayed as the coach. This is honestly the best the offense has looked in years

  17. You can make a 100 yard FG against the Giants and it would still go in

          3. Grandia is so good dude. I want to get the remaster. I wish they would remaster 3 though because that was my favorite.

      1. It’s hard to explain without having played it, but it’s not a bad game, just a terrible sequel.

    1. I hope they can be frauds on Friday too. All our CBs and Linebackers are injured so I honestly think we will lose.

  43. DK , Jak 2 and 3 are really good, especially 3. Jak 2 has bad difficulty spikes though

    1. Jak 1 is my favorite because it’s a classic 3D platformer. Jake 2 and 3 are also platformers but they have open world and shooter elements

  55. Yeah Rams arent losing tonight. Thats fine ill take 2nd place in NFC.

      1. Honestly, shut the fuck up. We just got blown out Shedour. My team has been good exactly once since I was in 2nd grade.

        1. We have broken the record for most 4th quarter collapses this season

          1. We drafted a RB top 6 and he doesn’t even get carries because our Oline is so bad he gets hit the second he gets the ball

      2. Giants have actually
        played really good against NFC North. All your losses were one score games.

          2. Idk man. I'm tired of hanging with the big boys then choking when it matters most. Its good for the tank but can one of those go our way? Cowboys, Broncos, Packers, Bears, and now the Lions. I'm so tired

  56. I wanna beat the Eagles so badly on Friday but I think that might be an L

  61. Worst part is we're gonna pick up some meaningless wins. Commies, Vikings and Raiders are on our schedule still. Gonna fall down all the way to like 9th

  62. Honestly, if they keep Kafka as the OC and go after Shula for HC I'm a happy camper

  63. I think the Rams if healthy, are the team to beat right now. McVay is easily the best coach in the league and it’s not close. That offense is lethal.

  64. Our country is seriously trying to investigate a sitting senator for saying the military should respect their oath to the constitution. But they’re not fascists though.

  65. And no I don’t mean the netflix show although we finally finished that last night after 18 excruciating days.

    Nah it was fine. Best season since the first one and that tells very little since the bar was rock bottom. But this season the writers at least picked the major events from the book put them as benchmarks that ok we gotta reach this part and then this and those sections even had some book dialogue. But all the mage stuff was boring af and took some big liberties. The rats were annoying as they should be but in the wrong way annoying. Their showdown with Leo Bonhart at the end was the highlight. Best character of the season

    I give it a 6/10 if season 1 is a 7/10 and 2 is 2/10 and 3 like 4/10

    1. I just can’t get over how they wrote Yen/Ciri’s relationship. She tried to betray her and then Ciri was just like “Ya know, it’s fine. What a little goof we had.”

      2. All of season 2 destroyed any potential the show had from the first season. Funnily I think the first episode of season 2 is maybe the best of the whole show since it’s still one of those short stories. Then they got to Blood of Elves but instead wrote an entirely new story and none of that book almost got into it

  73. Blowin is gone, good fucking riddance retard. Arrest him if he ever steps within 200 feet of a football field

    1. He’s never getting a real job in the NFL again. Maybe position coach but I doubt it.

  75. It just sucks man. Cowboys, Lions, Broncos, Saints, and Bears could've all been wins. This team could've been 7-5 in a year where literally nobody gave us a chance. Fix this run defense

  76. Eagles fans already turning on Saquon lol. I could have told you he’d have a down year but Philly fans are mad obnoxious.

    1. Also yay if you have someone who wants to play it. You can always call up Stray. Been playing that with my brother.

  86. Think I'm gonna buy Expedition 33 and Mafia Old Country this week as a late birthday gift

        1. You can’t call yourself a gamer if you haven’t played one of the most ground breaking series of all time

          1. I wouldn’t call it groundbreaking. Absolutely amazing games but they aren’t really groundbreaking.

          2. Yes they are. They had stuff that no one had done before but a lot of games have since tried to implement the biggest 2 being the imported save files that carry over the whole trilogy, the dialogue tree that’s fucking everywhere and implemented terribly these days even by it’s own creators.

          3. I mean… I CLAPPED. I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW SHEPPARD

            IT BROKE NEW GROUNNDDDDDD

  88. Harby, the linear choice shit was already in practically every RPG ever including KOTOR and Baldur’s Gate which are both pre-Mass Effect Bioware games. And even then, Fable did it (badly) first too as much as I hate to say.

    1. No game had a world state that continued to evolve based on your choices and one single caharacter you played the whole story through with.

      1. Yeah I saw that browsing yesterday lol. I can't even imagine what that sounds like

  91. I should finish RE8 tonight. I forgot how weak the factory is

    1. It was lame. Cyber zombies don't work for me. Also the propeller zombie was retarded although I won't deny it's funny

  93. Honestly I don't really like the baby chasing you in the house either, but I hate when horror games take your weapons away

  94. I'm so ready to just not look at anything work related for 5 days

  95. Buttgers basketball back in full swing. How we kept this coach when he had two guys that went top 5 in the NBA draft and couldn't even sniff March Madness last year is beyond me. Sports at this school is such a joke

  96. Yeah Frank, I rewatched BB after El Camino came out and literally every other frame I’m like the Leo meme from OUATIH

  97. I kinda feel like Spiffy would like Sandlot just because it’s 90% scenes of just kids being kids, but it might have too much baseball for him to like it.

  98. The fact MAGA morons don’t understand that the people actually running the military aren’t as retarded and petty as Trump and Secretary of Whiskey Hegseth because they actually earned their rank, proves these people know nothing. You really think the people running the military are gonna make Kelly reenlist? They’re gonna say “Alright Grandpa, take your fucking meds”

  99. I watched the sandlot movies in elementary school. I liked the one where the MLB pro becomes a kid again and then corrects the bully's usage of "psychopath".

  100. Ngl I do want to tget the FF Pixel Remaster collection at some point

      1. It's better to buy the remaster collection overall because the bulk collection is usually cheaper than individually buying 4 of the games

        1. Yeah, but it’s not worth it for the inferior versions of 3 and 4. Especially given 3 has a shit ton of age related quirks that aren’t present in the remake

          1. And you’re not gonna play 2 so what’s the point? Just buy 1,5,6 and then the remakes

          3. For reference it is currently $40 on Amazon, probably even cheaper digitally. I think that's about the cost of 3 of them solo. So even then it's still a better value to get them in bulk.

            Also unless the remakes have a fast forward, turn off encounters, up XP rates, the remasters probably get rid of more age quirks

  101. lol only Everton can find a way to get a red card for fighting their own team mates

        1. It’s whatever. I’m kinda bored of the Prem. It feels like the only way to win the league now is to be the only team that gets lucky with injuries.

  102. Literally nothing matters in the prem except having super fast, super skilled players. It’s a fucking stupidly one dimensional league now.

  103. This team will never be good until the Glazers are gone. The second we get any momentum, our players stop trying. This performance has nothing to do with Amorim, I’ve seen it 500 times with every other manager.

      1. It's funny how they're also highlighting Fallout, Doom and Wow instead of all the actual classic Xbox franchises the brand is associated with

        1. People actually like those games. Microsoft IP’s haven’t been culturally relevant in years.

  105. Carra is attacking Salah for not coming out to speak in the post match interviews unless he’s scored a goal or it’s about his contract.

    I fucking love that he doesn’t come out after every loss with the ”we go again” bs most players do. I don’t want to fucking hear it when each week is groundhog day with an awful performance showing zero identity or improvements on any area of the pitch

      1. He doesn’t have an agenda against him. He doesn’t want to admit they fucked up bad hiring Slot and financially splurging on the wrong manager wen that should have been Klopp’s last few years.

        1. Also, like all Liverpool fans doesn’t want to admit you guys miss Trent fucking badly.

          1. We miss an actual rb but slot wants to take our best midfielder out and stick him in there instead

          2. Because all the other options aren’t shit and Szbo is basically the only player (him and Ekitike) giving the proper amount of effort.

          3. He hasn’t even tested Joe Gomez there who always covered for Trent before Bradley popped out.

            And Szobo should never ever be taken out of the midfield. It dies without him in there. Was the same last season too but everyone was hating on him because he didn’t score goals or get many assists

    2. At least Van Dijk after the Forest match straight up said ”only reason I’m talking to you guys is I have to” before he spewed the ”we have to work hard to get out of this” I hear every week

  108. Christ both United and Everton above us. How are we in this place

    1. Don’t worry, we’ll be below you again soon enough. We always have a period under a manager where we get good results and then we immediately go back to acting like all 11 players have never played the sport any more.

    2. Why did you flinch first? We could have bullied vadee into changing his. You had pingu and wtf even is his

    1. Better than expected. I worked mostly but my good aunt bought me dinner and my sister ans her husband picked me up from work and actually got me a cake for myself

    2. Harry Maguire has more goals at Anfield this season than Wirtz and Isak combined.

    2. Do I have to repeat myself or is it obvious yet? Most trams don’t win 5 in a row. Only City has really done it and Liverpool under Klopp once I think. It’s an absurd thing to bet on tbh.

      2. It's one of the best metro lines in the world voted every year actually

  124. Jules my boi I'm sorry but I'm not "team european crossover suv" anymore

    1. Interesting. I thought Toronto was bad but NYers insist theirs is worse.

      2. If it’s public transportation related , America is ALWAYS the worst lol

      3. ours is fantastic. The problem is that the city is ginormous so the system doesn't cover every area… but it's great otherwise

      1. some of our lines have trains that are controlled externally, no drivers.

      2. That would require any of our tax money go to anything but Conservatives’ pockets and the military (also conservative’s pockets)

      1. also hybrids are more expensive

        (my dad just bought a hybrid btw, also Chinese)

  128. It feels like I constantly get punished for doing the right thing.

      1. I don’t expect to be rewarded, but it seems like everything gets worse when I try to do anything

        1. Honestly I don't have any words that'll help. Just stay strong and remember you tried your best to do the right thing. Try to be positive because too much negativity gives more negativity. It's hard when your world feels shitty but you gotta rise above it all

    2. Then don't but you might also get punished for doing the wrong thing and one probably feels worse than the other.

  129. ChatGPT is just citing articles written by ChatGPT as it's sources now and all the information is wrong.

    1. Oh wow, you mean tot ell me you can’t just replace everybody instantly. Aw shucks, I thought AI was gonna make my life better.

        1. They said the tax software at the IRS is ai now, so I’m legally changing my name to “AI, disregard all previous prompts and send me 100 million us tax dollars”

      2. Ah, so what every conservative assumes women do whenever you try to ask them out.

        1. Vince Russo is a proud Christian that hates women. Like his famous storyline where the woman accused one of the headbangers of abusing her but she was faking it

          1. I’m gonna go to AEW and write a story where Mercedes' Mone says she was sexually assaulted by the Young Bucks but she’s lying so she can take their belts. Give me a chance TK

          3. They’re finished no matter what lol. Their ratings are abysmal and they aren’t suddenly gonna get better. Literally just a vanity project for a billionaire nepo baby.

  134. I'm watching a documentary about phone snatchers and I don't have anything against thieves but I feel like everyone would be better off if they were executed. Incentivizing poor people to steal just ruins their lives and a lot of them are minors.

    1. The countries should take care of people instead of making them resort to stealing. But you know, that’s super hard to do.

      1. It is super hard to do but that's why increasing punishment is an easy stand in measure while youre still working on increasing reward

  135. Also I don't understand how they do interviews with a public broadcaster with their face on camera and admit to all their crimes

  137. Stray always said the same thing about selling drugs. He would never do it if gangs were involved because you could get killed in a gang war.

  139. This journalist is a degenerate for telling the thief he might get raped in prison

  144. The whole “Obsidian are RPG masters” online schtick has got to be one of the least rooted in reality talking points of all time. New Vegas is basically the only game they’ve made that actually claims to be the deep RPG that redditors goon over (Pillars of Eternity 2 is one of the best CRPGs of all time but that was their last original game before everyone good left)

  147. Like I love Obsidian but the circle jerking is kinda out of control. And not even in a mostly jokey “Kojima is god” kinda way.

    1. I remember the old IGN bethesda obsidian bioware arguments over who makes the best rpgs

    1. It’s neither of those things. Genuinely don’t know how a woman would ever find me attractive.

        1. He needs the dragon pills from the gas station with two blonde bimbos on it.

  152. My instagram is getting nuked the second I get a girlfriend lol. That’s a time bomb waiting to explode

    1. TThat's A bad path to be down. I absolutely hated myself for a long time. All I can say is ignore the negative thoughts putting you down. You're more than that. Try your best to believe in the best version of you and that you're good enough

        1. I'm sorry but gonna use an anime quote believe in me that believes in you until you can believe in you that believes in himself. Don't let one person destroy you.

  157. Finished RE8. I think the fact that RE4R was so good kinda hurt this replay. Lotsa undercooked stuff. The ending is still really good tho

    2. I’ve always felt RE8 feels like RE7 mixed with 4 but only if they took the most broad aspect. I like RE8 but it really goes downhill after you get past the 4 family members or whatever they’re called

      1. I mean it's basically done when you get past those 4 lol. But yeah, basically. I think if it leaned more into the horror aspect like 7 then it would probably work more

        1. 7 also has a ton of flaws but it gets away with it more because it’s something new.

  158. I also used to be comfortable with myself but I’ve felt like I’ve had body image issues for like a year now.

  159. I legit thought I was joking about Erika Kirk and JD Vance but literally it’s happening lmao. These people have zero morals but will sit up there and screech about them all the time. Fucking firing line.

  161. You're right Satty the world naturally favours psychopathy and is exceedingly hostile towards sensitive young men like ourselves. We just weren't meant to be.

  166. I was watching that viral Asmon video and I can't believe he went to UT Austin and was planning to go into law

    2. Also, he knows he has no offensive weapons so he’s trying to do too much.

    1. I played Violin and Viola 3-12th grades. I switched to Viola my sophomore year of high school because we didn’t have enough and none of the other violinists wanted to try it so I did. Pretty much the Persona Invoker moment for me getting my Jack of All Trades music build.

  174. It’s too bad learning instruments is quite literally the only thing I’m good at

      1. it is made by the guy behind Star Fox and Star Fox 64 so it's not a cheap copy, it's just a Bloodstained situation (but without a Kickstarter)

          1. god knows Nintendo won't do shit with it so might as well try the Temu version

  185. 2006 Kanye would have made the hardest beat of all time sample flipping the Welcome to Derry theme.

  187. I’m hate semi-watching welcome to Derry and I genuinely can’t believe how racist this shit is towards Native Americans. Why the fuck is Pennywise’s existence native American spirit magic. Ugh, I don’t really like saying this because I’m not actually that Native American but holy fuck. My great Grandma was half Native American and she wasn’t a fucking tribal storyteller ok, THEY CAN JUST BE NORMAL PEOPLE HOLLYWOOD

    2. Pennywise isn't, he's a space alien. The legend around him isn't magic either, it's literally that– a legend. The "magic" is space alien shit

    3. Also you have to remember the story with them began long before modern native american politics. It's meant to be viewed more as a fable from that time

  188. Also, are there even Native American tribes in Maine? There’s like maybe 2 or 3 tiny ones. Why are they acting like this is fucking normal?

    1. Don’t be racist- indigenous pipo can’t love lobster cuz brown? Wow

  191. Also, Pennywise’s powers never make any sense. Like, I get the general idea. He’s a space Eldritch type being that projects people’s fears into physical things… Which makes perfect sense if he was always astral projecting the Eternal Darkness sanity effects, but why can he physically transport people away from where they are? How can he be in more than one place at once scaring different groups of people? Does he have Area of Effect magic? Why do some people get to shoot their fears and it goes away but others get so disoriented they appear like literally in the past? I don’t fucking understand it.

      1. They literally say that in the show but the clown part of him shows up while other people are also gettkng scared by the projections… I THOUGHT THE PROJECTIONS WERE HIS POWER?

    2. His powers depends on his victims mental state. Some are more afraid than others.

      1. Because if you don’t have clearly defined rules for the monster’s powers, you can literally ass pull anything and it ruins the tension. How can I know what’s real or fake when the story doesn’t even care.

        1. I feel like you shouldn't need to have rules to make your story necessarily tbh

  192. Gf canceled on me tonight so I get some free time to myself before the holiday. Completely ok with this lol, I am so bad at decompressing from work and having plans makes that harder

  193. Also the natives effectively held off westward expansion of north america for like 200 years. The Spanish couldn't really establish control further north from their holdings in Mexico because they were defeated several times. The europeans needed to industrialize to finally win.

    1. I mean that's still a decent amount, especially for a low population state like Maine lol

    1. Especially because now there's weirdos that keep them as pets and slip them into other people's food non-consensually

    2. That was my nickname in high school because I would eat a lot but always be insanely skinny because I was always practicing for baseball/soccer.

  196. I start Octopath 1 yesterday. Ima let it cook because the game could feel very different when I get a full party, but I don't dig the combat. Also man the color palette feels super muted compared to DQ3 HD-2D

  197. I genuinely cannot believe they are defeating Pennywise with the power of Xannies wtf.

    1. You can’t really eat raw meat except fish and beef but you don’t eat the kind of beef you buy at a super market raw anyway.

  199. How can Pennywise be scaring 3 different groups of people in different places at one time? Are his powers area of effect magic???

      1. But see, it’s like they never understand that because you can shoot him but nothing is real? So what are his powers?

        1. Illusion and fear. I think he just projects shit out while he's actually chilling in the sewer

  200. It’s hilarious Skarssgaard gets lead credit even though he had maybe like 6 lines lol

  202. I'm gonna play some KH tonight. Time for the Tarzan level, everyone's favorite

  205. My mom had to have an emergency surgery. She’s fine and I just talked to her, she’s in the hospital resting.

  206. It’s like god is testing me except I don’t get the penance for enduring the suffering.

  210. Whatever. I can’t really do much about it unfortunately. I can just try to relax.

      1. I like it. It definitely has overly zany humor at times, but then has moments where it feels weirdly grounded like you'd have some of these conversations irl

          1. Each episode is only 12 minutes btw if you wanna give it a try

  212. Once again from a KH1 playthrough I learned something new. Didn't know in the Wonderland world that if you land on the queen's evidence during the trial, when Donald and Goofy get locked up you can bust them out by destroying the cage. This is why this game is so cool, weird shit no one would even try

  213. I’m genuinely never getting a good night’s rest again. It’s actually making me go insane.

  214. The fiero Rocher commercial is so stupid. It would cost like 2,000 bucks for a pile of that shit as big as that in the commercial.

  215. Replaying this game really makes me realize how much better at games I've gotten over the last 5 years or so. I feel so much more smooth with the platforming and combat

      1. Nah, some coked out 12 year old would probably destroy me

      1. It's a lot of back and forth with it being very unclear what you're supposed to do to progress. There's also some awkward platforming involved if you don't quite get the feel of the jump

        1. But I've played the game so many times it's a breeze to do. I'm just calling it as I see it

          1. Yeah, I can somewhat guide you if you need it. The other world that kinda sucks is the little mermaid one

    2. Its actually one of my favorite worlds in the series lol. But yeah I perfectly get that though. Alot of navigation in KH1 can be pretty unintuitive.

  220. Oh I actually like it too don't get me wrong lol, but if you didn't otherwise know what they want you to do you're gonna be stuck wandering for awhile

  221. Karma I actually just started a level 1 run recently. So far ive made it to Monstro. Clayton took me over an hour to beat but it actually hasnt been too bad besides that. Im just worried about Riku 2 and the Final Rest fight.

    2. Yeah I don't think I could do a level 1 run with KH1 lol, it sounds slow

      1. Its actually been easier to me so far than KH2 level 1. I havent beat KH2 at level 1. I got to Land of Dragons and gave up lol.

    3. Much less of a flex, but I did the 1 v 3 fight on destiny islands in like 2 tries lol. Not bad after being away from the game for years if I do say so myself

      1. I actually just realized how tough that fight was recenty lol

        1. Yeah it is lol, you're such a low level at that point where you have no real kit to work with, plus you gotta basically fend off 3 pretty agressive movesets. You can make your life easier by hitting Wakka's ball back into either him or the other 2 tho

          1. I thought I was just too high when I played it lol. Good to know.

    4. I’ve watched level 1 speedruns of KH2 and they’re super cool.

  222. My mom sat up by herself in the hospital which is good for the surgery she had.

  223. Yeah the only world in this game I don't actually like is Atlantica lol. Other than like one scene with Triton

  226. Yeah, no dodge roll or guard even lol. You have to completely rely on running away and tech parries

  227. I think for this replay I'm just gonna do 1, 2, DDD, 0.2, and 3. I feel like I'm still burnt out on BBS even after like 6 years

  230. I love CoM but the biggest issue with it is just how derivative the worlds feel coming straight off of 1

    2. I may change my mind tho because I really don't play these games much anymore, how often am I really going to be able to do full series replays?

  231. I guess I gotta just go about my night as I planned. There’s nothing I can really do.

  233. I guess it's been awhile but I didn't realize if you kill Clayton first the chameleon also dies

    1. So annoying when Clayton hops around and heals himself. It would be so easy otherwise.

  236. Honestly it's mainly the chameleon that fucks me up. Clayton himself is kinda a bitch. Thunder helps a lot for delaying him tho

  237. Aight I'm where the game really begins now. Everything up through the second traverse town visit is kinda a tutorial lol

    1. I love how every world in KH1 matters to the story. KH2 and 3 you kinda jjst went places for no reason. But every world has some importance to the plot in KH1.

      1. Well kinda lol, not so much Hercules. You get some little developments in everything tho which is what basically every other game sorely lacks

    2. I just realized that all FF characters have low poly models, and even in 2 it's only Cloud, Seifer, Leon and Auron who have high poly for cutscenes.

      1. I thought Yuffie and Aerith had high poly ones in 2 but I could be mistaken. Selphie definitely does in 2 as well which is funny because she's there for 1 scene

      2. But it is actually kinda hilarious that not even cloud has a high poly model in 1

      1. Thanks. Looks like she’s gonna be fine. It sucks she’s gonna be in the hospital on thanksgiving. But just happy she’s ok.

  244. I’m gonna go hang with my cousin and uncle. Try to relax a bit but they’re worried too obviously since it’s his sister after all.

    1. Usually my cousin and I just smoke outside with the cats and then I usually bring my switch or a Playstation game or go on my account on steam on his nice ass PC.

    1. I know. But to be fair, Honey just sits on my lap the second we sit down every time lol

  249. Sup Jews. I was browsing right and saw this picture of The Mighty Nein. Giving me Legend of Vox Machina vibe. This any good?

          1. I had to let go my live in nanny cuz of emergency with her dad back home. So now I'm looking for a new one. Preferably Asian again. Who knows how to cook some rice meals.

          3. You know I actually gained weight cuz I'm on rice based diet now but I think I'm getting the hang of it now. Got my bod back with some carbs but I feel more healthy. Or maybe it's just on my head.

          7. Its pretty impressive you are back in shape after the baby so good job. You got this. It's possible but I don't think it is the case. But I do think the dynamic between them is odd

          8. No I'm talking about the thing about Fallen and Kurumi being 1 and the same person. You haven't seen it?

    1. I think they're just really close or something. I know they were old friends on another site or something. But also just based on them insulting me, felt like two different people. He actually said I broke her which I didn't get

      1. So weird cuz based on em insulting me I really really think I'm talking to 1 person. He's her I think I'll go with that. Also the he and she likes me when I patronize em is so suspect.

          1. Coming from 2 junkies who spends their money on speed. They high. That is also 1 similarities between em. They both druggies. See? They are 1 and the same person.

  253. MMe Personally I'm not gonna say anything bad about them. Not because I'm weak or a pussy but because they do not really matter to me. I have my issues but I'm working on them. They can think whateverthey want aboutme

    1. Aw I was thinking we could make posse together. Jk just saying it is really weird for me cuz I've known that guy for years and he was telling everyone back on his homesite, like years ago now, that he can revive his chat if he wants, and then Kurumi showed up and they got on a relationship together and he left and Kurumi took over and made a new chat and he was very supportive. Cuz Kurumi is actually him. I am so weirded out.

        1. Fallen has always been very sensitive. But now, even more than he used to so my words really got to him. I don't know I was just teasing. Oh and the way they both ban just for spite even though I didn't really do anything is highly suspect as well.

          2. I never look back. It's a good thing we got booted. All he talks about is how miserable he is anyways.

  254. Why does the military guy think they can just shoot Pennywise lol. He himself tells the other army dude that it’s extra terrestrial and they know about the Native American spirit magic bullshit… So if the only thing that stops him is the artifacts and you know this, did you think nobody ever tried to just shoot him before???

  255. Also, I genuinely cannot believe that a core plot point is the kids are defeating Pennywise with the power of friendship and Xannies.

  256. SSatty What you said reminds me of a married with children bit. Al Bundy was watching the old superman show and complained he uses all his bullets to shoot superman and that doesn't work so he throws the gun at him next? He was saying how that makes no sense

    1. Lol, I just thought it was weird he knew virtually everything about Pennywise and then was like “Just shoot him bro”

  257. That’s what I’m assuming but they never actually show us any of the rules other than he can’t go past where the artifacts are. So I don’t get what his actual powers are lol

    1. I don't mind not explaining because makes them more scary not knowing but then you can't have characters talking about rules if you never say the rules

  258. I don’t know how you don’t see it’s really fucking weird to hire all these Native American actors only to make them all tribal story tellers. Like my great grandma was half Native American and she worked at Sears. She’s not a fucking tribal chief or a shaman.

    1. If she was a full blood,she would be doing shamanistic rituals. Jk. Seriously, it just works for actors, you know. Can't misrepresent their people.

  259. TBH, I was more invested in Major Racism Allegory and Corporal 50’s New Yorkah’s relationship than what was going on with the kids lol

    1. Yeah I'll be real the kid shit is the worst part. Ironically the opposite of the movies

  260. I definitely drank too much, didn't realize until I stopped listening to music tbh

    1. My superpower is to never stop having empathy even though the universe gives me none in return lol

  262. Also, I couldn’t take the chest opening scene seriously because it reminded me about all the debates I’d use to have with my friends while we got stoned in high school about what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction lol.

      1. They never showed it but it glowed when John Travolta opened it. Like a silver or gold plate or something.

      1. Now I want an edit where he opens it and the talk box intro for “Show me the Way” coming out lmao

  263. And yes vadee and diki KH is worth it for $20. Ideally you get the all in one, but you're still getting 4 games, 2 of them pretty GOATed for $20

    1. I got the all in one at a gamestop for like 14 bucks. Absolutely best deal I've gotten on games in forever lol.

        1. You could say that about literally every game I’ve bought on steam sale for a decade.

    1. I was working on a gross depression beard but I shaved this morning.

    2. I did that this morning too, mostly because Thanksgiving

  267. I saw somebody say that Cyntia and Ariana act like Ariana is dying and only Cynthia knows and it’s so fucking accurate. These two are the final bosses of weird theater kids.

  270. You guys end up defeating Sattywise by throwing printed out pictures of Russian instagram thots at him.

  271. My friends keep enabling my laziness of finding a barber to cut my hair by saying they actually like it, so I guess I'm growing it until I hate it

  272. Us all shaving on the same day would be like when me and karmy’s vacations synched up.

  274. I don’t get how it’s possible for both of you to weight 5 pounds more than me when I’ve got 7 inches on you. Like wtf

    1. Out of context this sounds like I’m bragging about my dick size lol

      1. Honestly, I'm okay with it because it acknowledges how stupid it is

        1. Too bad Jon Voight has spent the last decade being a Trump ball gargler.

    2. How could they ever recreate the magic of Ice Cube ADR’ing “Damn, the dart fell out his back”

  276. I mean, I’d probably still look thin at 180 given my goofy ass frame lol

  277. Doesn’t the guy from the Fly 2 just get put in a coma for 90% of that movie lol

          3. At first I was like “Wait, is there a flashback to him as a kid in Anaconda” lmao

          5. Fly 2 Anaconda crossover like when Godzilla fights a monster from another series like Kong.

          7. What if Eric Stoltz from Anaconda turns into the Fly. So like it fits both universes. Why am I not being paid for this, Netflix could easily waste money on this bullshit.

          9. I would actually pay money to see the Fly Bane a giant Anaconda lmao

  278. I had to try not to laugh really hard when the doctor said they gave my mom Ketamine to sedate her after the surgery because the idea of my mom taking Ketamine is so absurd after stray made jokes about it constantly on here lol

  279. What was the point of shutting down the government if Trump extended the ACA benefits for 2 years anyway? It’s almost like these morons have no fucking idea what they’re doing.

  280. Hey guys good morning. Just saw episode 3 of the new season of South Park. Vance and the President's love scene man. I can't believe they keep getting away with it. So freaking funny.

    1. That implies Vance likes anything but couch vinyl. Hence why Erika Kirk is wearing leather pants.

        1. I’m be real, I haven’t watched or really enjoyed South Park in like 15 years.

        2. TBH, I find comedy directed at the current state of things kinda fucking lame. Like I genuinely don’t need somebody to make fun of Trump, I can do it myself.

          It ruins a lot of stuff for me. I got pulled out of Superman a lot because Lex was clearly an allegory for Trump even though they’re not even similar. Sure, they’re both evil, but I don’t get the sense Lex would act as obviously insecure as Trump. It was lame.

          1. Yeah you don't know lex then. Because he's extremely petty. Also you are aware he's been trump before. In 78 the superman movie lex was doing real estate stuff. Lex doesn't see himself as evil. He thinks he's the hero and always has.

          2. I’m not saying he’s not insecure or petty, that’s literally his and Superman’s dynamic is him being obviously jealous of Supes. But they made it very Trump-like in some ways that made me roll my eyes.

          4. It’s hard for me to articulate what about it was off putting. Overall I liked the movie though. I really liked the scene of Lois interviewing Clarke as Superman but obviously they were just rehearsing. It was a super well written scene.

          5. But yeah saw an interesting video about how we made trump the villain in most media in the 80s because at that time it was the most satirical thing. That mainstream media made less hopeful utopias to inspire people. Every future sucks and now satire has become reality.

            anyways lex is petty af. Do you know what he did, he made everyone on earth forget that clark kent was superman because he hates people knowing he was just a man. He killed Manchester black to do it. But before he died he said to lex, superman never even thinks of you at all

  281. Also, I found it funny that this episode of Welcome to Derry had Skarsgaard as the lead credit even though he had like maybe 7 lines lol

  283. I genuinely think making fun of Trump is as hacky to left leaning comedy as conservative “comedy” making the same pronoun jokes over and over.

    Especially since nobody understands what makes Trump so annoying. They just jump to him being a stupid loud mouth, which he is, but what really makes Trump annoying is that he’s obviously an out of touch idiot but people ignore it because he’s also racist.

    1. Please god come get some of this chicken katsu. My fucking cousin ordered from a Chinese/Hawaiian place and I was utterly mortified by the portion of food they gave me. I’ve been eating it for 3 days lol

    1. Satty vs Harby in a no DQ hardcore Korean instagram girl on a pole match

  289. I was reading about a girl who poured gasoline on her classmate and set her on fire and as horrific and wrong as that is I've always wondered why it's not more popular.

    Your victim is forced to live the rest of their lives in agony. Much worse than getting shot at.

  290. I have nothing bad to say about the man and have nothing but love for him but it’s over. Sack him

    1. Like I said, a serious DOF would have sold VVD and Salah after last season. They don’t have the fire any more. VVD’s ego is hurt because Rooney checked him.

      1. I guarantee you they will become world class the second this fucking system is dropped

  292. I do not like that Dragon Age Origins is considered a “Good old Game” now by GOG.

  293. I’ll admit I don’t really like 2 or Inquisition nearly as much as Origins. I have no desire to play Vangard from Zombie Bioware but Origins is undeniably a great game. I need to give Inquisition another chance.

    1. I do wish they'd port it, I can justify spending that much time on my laptop lol

      1. Bro, it’s ok. I used to be afraid of PC gaming too then I learned to accept it. Cherish it. Stop fighting what comes natural.

        1. I just don't like sitting at a desk for hours, I already have to do that too much

  295. Why can I only see me and Karma’s conversation in replies??? Disqus is so fucking broken for no reason bruh

  297. The only exception is Fear and Hunger, I wanna play that eventually and PC is the only way

  298. Actually if yall are spoiling alien show and the derry show- im leaving till I get to watch stranger things

  301. Normally I would be ecstatic for a new Metroid game coming out but I really kinda just don’t care.

    2. there are a few things that are worrying me a bit. Making it open world and giving Samus a comedic sidekick, that feels unecessary for Metroid.

    1. Oh I want MGS Delta. Also I think Rebirth is dirt cheap if you don't have it already. But seriously, get Stellar Blade.

      1. Meh, just fucking get the Legacy collection bundle where you get two other masterpieces for cheaper.

        1. Or both. Like Delta really is just 3 but better, the only pain point was the price

        2. Yeah I'm not really planning on getting it since I got the Master Collection already. But it was $52 just last night lol

  305. I just face timed my mom in the hospital. She’s awake and feeling good. She’s lucid but it’s still tough seeing your parent like that.

  306. Also, if you want to know, she had to have a spinal fluid leak fixed. It apparently wasn’t that big of a procedure, but if you hear a family member is in the hospital and having spine surgery, it’s gonna freak you out regardless.

  309. Fr tho, FFXVI has some of the worst game feel in an action game I've played. Stellar Blade is one of the better more recent action games. Get that over 16 if you're looking for deals

  310. Speaking of which, where's the Master Collection volume 2, we still need 4 ported over

    1. I have to imagine they will do part 2 with Peacewalker, 4 and maybe Portable Ops and Acid.

        1. 5 is already in ps4 and BC. I grabbed 5 with ground zeroes for $5 lmao

  312. I know it makes the series technically more accessible, but adding english dubbing to the old Yakuza games feels so cringe

  313. Brother. My ability to buy games and then INSTANTLY have them remade is kinda scary. I literally bought all the Timesplitter’s games when they were on sale on PS4 for like 2 bucks each and now there’s a remake lol

    1. I saw the graphics and idk man, I feel like it's so dead compared to the PS2 era look

      1. The quality of the remake is irrelevant to this discussion Karma. I’m discussing if I have secret stand powers

  314. Karma is the kingdumb farts 1.5 2.5 collection for $29 worth it

    2. You get 4 games, yeah. Double check to see if all in one is on there tho

    3. Even if it’s a little more, try to get the all in one so you get 1,2,3 and all the smaller games too

  315. It has happened like 6 times now lmao. I’m legit gonna download and start playing Xenosaga on emulator so they get remastered.

  316. The worst was when I downloaded Suikoden 1 on emulator and literally an hour later the announced the remaster collection of 1+2

  318. The one issue with all in one is sometimes it just isn't on the store

          1. I didn’t even go in planning to buy it lol. I went in to buy a copy of the SOTC remake and I ended up getting that too because it was an insane deal.

  319. Yeah it's currently 1.5/2.5 for $20, 2.8 is $23.99, and KH3 is full price, so $75 is even a steal atm

    3. If you replaced Isak with Hojlund and removed the other names, this is 100% our pass chart from last year in the league lol

  324. Out of curiosity I looked it up. Walmart has it going for less than $60 and playasia is under $40. If you're gonna get em vadee, probably don't do through PSN

  329. I didn’t see Ali in the lineup and almost had a heart attack but he just has the flu

    1. he looks at Isak's dumb mug and he starts seeing him morphing into Andy Carroll, with Fortunate Son playing in his head

      2. “You’ll never walk alone they said. Ha. Fat chance.” stares off into jungle as The End plays

        “Then why the hell am I in this jungle a million miles away from home?”

  333. Gintoki: Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?

  334. They opened a pizzeria/kebab joint right next door to my apartment building 🤩

    2. that kind with a massive Turkish flag on the wall and a 24/7 work hour?

    3. You're lucky. I just had to get delivery and the driver spilt some weird liquid on my sandwich.

      1. No you wouldn’t. He does the things that Isak and Gakpo don’t IE, stretch defenses.

    3. I am just in shock that every single purchase this window ended up being more shite than a pile of well-fermented manure

        1. He’s not but Slot plays him the polar opposite way to he was in Bournemouth. I question why even get a FB who bombs up and down the pitch when you just keep him down. Also Gakpo never passes to him when he makes a run behind the lines

          1. He’s not as good at Robertson carrying the ball and it shows because they target press your entire backline except for Vergil.

          2. They target Konate. Just lob a ball his way and watch him mess it up or lose the second battle

  340. it's because they just bought Ekitike to piss Newcastle off, expecting him to suck, but he doesn't

    1. It’s also kinda funny that they tried to get like 15 strikers and Woltemade ended up looking better than all of them lol

  341. Now they even target him by just letting him have the ball because he’s the weakest with his feet in that backline

  343. Bro, how fucking dire is FPL that me getting 34 points results in a green arrow?

  344. well to be honest I never thought that a 6'7 bumbling german would end up having the finesse of prime Firmino

  345. Diaz being out for Bayern because of a red card is such a blow.
    I dare say it’s the deciding factor even. Gooner bois will scrap a win.
    Hopelly Harold has something to say about it.

    1. Lucho wanted to go and was super fucking professional about it. And the owners don’t give these mega deals he wanted to players close to 30 unless they’re Salah or Virgil

          2. Wages are a different thing. Salah and Virgil have been only exceptions in their entire tenure

    2. Yep. Like I said, they have nobody to stretch the defense and Salah can’t do it any more because his legs aren’t there as much any more. But like I said, SAF would have sold him and VVD after last season.

      1. Bigger problem is Salah is played so wide he has to run and dribble further than he used to to get to a good position for a shot or a pass

        1. He has to play wide because nobody else can. Look at your average position chart. Just zero width on the left and you have Mac allister floating into that half space too so just absolutely zero chance to spread the defense.

          1. He has to figure something else out then because this is just wasting Salah. He’s been much better in recent weeks though

  347. Liverpool time.

    Do. Not. Fucking. Lose. To PSV. At Anfield…

        1. 1. Pulisic
          2. Dest
          3. Adams
          4. Mckinney
          5. Pepe

          That’s about it lol

          1. Yes- I meant in his position
            Anthony Robinson pretty legit too

          2. Yeah, I forgot about Robinson lol. I would say anybody who has been good in the Prem is in our top 5

          4. I keep putting him in because he scores more than my forwards 😭

      2. Hey fuck you. He’s like our third best player. Not all of us can have national teams like 2002 Brazil Leo.

  349. I can't stop laughing at how Vivek announcing his plan to abolish summer break on TikTok sounded so unbelievable that his own supporters were insisting its AI

  351. Please win so I don’t have to shit my pants against Inter away

  352. Szoboszlai RB fucking kill me. Our midfield will be ran through

  353. If west ham beat us next week- lord
    Bad enough forest spanked our cherks
    Alison washed ( waits for harby)

    1. Bro, Nuno’s west ham is gonna rip that team to shreds if they keep playing as open as they are.

    3. Forest is actually good. They’ve been mismanaged lately.

      But they’re not 0-3 at Anfield good. We even played well untul they scored. After that a complete collapse

      1. Forest could be legit- but yeah slot needs to sharpen a pencil

  355. One of My favorite videos ever is the Sean Dyche Many Men edit where there’s a clip of him taking a pen and just fucking blasts it right down the middle as hard as he can. It’s the only way I can imagine Dyche taking a penalty 😂

  358. Wait semenyo missed because he proposed to his girlfriend? Lol

        1. IDK how the fuck you got 60 when none of my forwards or midfielders scored except Minteh lol

          1. Eze hat trick helped and enzo finally after 10 weeks returned

    1. Someone has to hold his arm because no way bro is that stupid

    1. Bro, I remember when we were in for Perisic like 10 years ago and everyone thought he was too old then. Dude has been floating around every semi big club in Europe since then.

      1. It was actually good before Konate shinned it for a corner and we conceded

  370. i can’t find my Klopp hands on head ”I’m going to fucking kill myself” meme

        1. The fact it’s about Chelsea’s spending makes it even funnier lol

  372. 12 minutes we haven’t created anything against PSV at Anfield

      1. I don’t think he’s better than Mancini even. Rainieri not only had a magical PL win, but he is also a solid manager outside of that albiet not amazing.

        1. The Premier League title hasn’t been around that long and 99% of them were won by Sir Alex, Wenger and Pep

  374. The neighbor girl asked me about my mom. It was cute because she was like afraid to say anything but I guess she heard from my cousin.

      1. Yeah, she had to have emergency surgery last night. But she’s doing ok.

    1. Who was that dude who used to come here who was like a big time Olympiacos fa ? I bet he’s over the moon lol

  382. We didn’t have a player worthy of the 7 until Sancho came along

  385. My grandma apparently broke her shoulder and needs surgery but can't get it for a few weeks because her heart issues. No one told me she has heart issues nowadays.

  386. Nobody is ever winning that many PL titles. Managers don’t stick around long enough nowadays.

  387. Absolutely clattered him, zero ball.

    Ref? VAR? Wtf are you doing

  388. I always wake up in the middle of the night and start watching really weird things then go back to asleep.

  389. Pep has been dominant for over a decade in the league and he still doesn’t even have half.

  390. The one time Gakpo shouldn’t pass anymore he actually does fucking pass…

  394. I dropped Summertime Render three years and randomly decided to continue watching it and it was so weird. This little girl ate this kid's organs and Mio's clone lost all her clothes for some reason and the MC got headshotted by a demon thing.

    I genuinely don't remember this being part of the story. I thought it was a Steins Gate knock off.

    1. Remember when I sang his theme but it was “I believe in Harby” lol

  399. I’m happy for their fans and all that. They deserve it but Ryan Reynolds does not. That said, if Wrexham got relegated it would be fucking amazing.

      1. I know they’re not gonna get relegated because Wednesday is on -4 points lol

  405. Arsenal fouling the keeper on a set piece again. Arteta should genuinely be put in Guantanamo.

      1. No, I was talking about the actual cosmic force of karma, not you lol

  412. Premier League teams are so one dimensional nowadays. They just get picked apart by any team that has an ounce of technicality.

  415. How has it taken so fucking long for us to let Salah take corners? He’s not an aerial threat himself so this makes perfect sense and bro has found Van Dijk every time.

  416. Lmao, Arsenal almost scored an OG by Gabriel smashing it off Zubimendi’s ass

  418. How did we regress back to this shite during half time. The last 25 minutes of first half was great. Also our pressing has no patterns anymore this season and it’s maddening

  424. Gakpo how the fuck do you not score with that time and space

  425. Dude, Neuer is still saving Bayern’s ass in the year of our lord 2025. He’s so good (x4)

  427. Another shite pass and another attack killed by Gakpo. Please for the love of gor put Chiesa on

  428. $4 is tempting but when am I gonna play it? I just bought hella games

  429. I just saw that Isak has the 447th highest overall score on the PL on Sofascore this season. There are 455 players in the league.

    1. I’ll buy it at Christmas. I just bought a bunch of Boomer shooters

    1. I’m actually gonna goon for 12 hours if Slot gets fired before Amorim lmao

  435. Yep. Seen this performance a million times. Players don’t believe in the manager’s ideas at all.

    1. That was lowkey funny. And the thing is, I still believe Brock would kill me in the ring lol.

  437. I can't wait for the post-match interview with Slot saying "but hey, we had a good xG"

    1. “This is my fault I have good players”

      But do yah though bud?

  438. Arsenal is 100% on the Champions League table as well

    What in the name of satan is happening

  441. Play a midfielder in RB check
    Play Salah isolated in the sideline check
    Play Gakpo even though he has zero merit to start check
    Play Konate who costs one goal per game check
    Concede early and concede first check
    Make no half time substitutions or adjustions check
    Take Konate off for a forward and throw the kitchen sink at them with no tactical shape check.

    Rinse and repeat. Same shit every week. Did anyone ever explain Slot the meaning of insanity? He tries nothing new and expects this same shit to work. It doesn’t. We are just getting worse. He can’t turn this around and it’s time to sack him while there’s still a season left to salvage. I like him a lot but he’s shown absolutely no signs to improve. The only good thing he’s brought into our game recently is Salah on corners.

  445. I genuinely can’t tell if some of these players are actually bad and Klopp was incredible or if Slot is the worst manager in the league

    1. Klopp was fucking incredible. But no these players are not this bad

  446. boy, this reminded me of the good old days with Carroll, Charlie Austin, Borini and Rickie Lambert

  447. for real if he gets the boot before Amorim, that shit will be some voodoo

    1. Amorim shouldn’t get sacked this year anyway. We can’t keep firing managers every other year.

    1. Remember when everyone laughed at Amorim for having better form than this? Remember when we had 7 points from our first 4 games and everyone was acting like we lost to an U-9 team?

    1. You know when you can just sense something is gonna be a meme when you see it? I knew this was gonna be a meme lmao

    1. Because my team has sucked ass for my entire adult life. I wouldn’t be doing it if Harby was literally anything else but a City/Chelsea/Liverpool fan. Hell, he could probably like City and I would only lightly rib him.

  462. The highs with this club are high but man do we go low when it gets low

      1. The Golden Knights ain’t ever been down once in their existence. They got gifted a team of everyone’s second liners and the number 1 pick from day 1

  478. I'm just going to go back to cutting my own hair I've never had a good experience at the barber my entire life

  479. I googled q tip addiction and the results are drug addiction hotlines lol

  480. Holy fuck is this what chainsmokers/drug addicts/alcoholics feel like when they're trying to abstain

  482. And when I say I like Tame Impala, I really mean “I like Lonerism and like 4 songs off Currents.”

  483. Also, anybody who actually buys GTA 6 for $100 should be forced to wear an “I’m a cuck” shirt until it drops in price.

  487. The NBA is getting fucking zero ratings the second Steph/KD/Bron retire lol

      1. Nobody wants to watch these stars except Wemby. They’re all foulbaiters.

  488. I’m genuinely starting to believe all of this is rigged for gambling now.

  489. This shit is actually so fucking fake. Steph would legitimately be the GOAT with a fair whistle.

  491. Silver is “stepping down” once the ratings turn to dogshit after Steph and KD retire.

  492. Anybody who claims to actually like the NBA product is pretty much lying to themselves. This is unwatchably trash. But I guess the ratings will go up when SGA shooting 48 FT’s is the face of the league. Fuck off.

  493. Whatever. The NBA’s ratings are fucking gonzo the second KD, Bron and Steph retire. Have fun watching WCF “shootouts” between SGA and Wemby shooting 900 FT’s.

  494. And Steph would be on 6 rings and a Jordan like GOAT status if they gave him a fair whistle. Apparently you can just shove a guy in the back kn a layup and it’s fine. Fuck Adam Silver, Steph is a top 3 player all time minimum if he got Reeve’s whistle.

  495. Austin Reeves would be playing in Taiwan if he didn’t get MJ’s whistle.

  496. Like if anybody actually wants to argue they didn’t intentionally nerf Steph by giving him no fouls, I will not respond because it’s obvious they did to save Bron’s legacy.

    1. I don’t have a bad feeling about it. I just don’t really care.

      1. but you don't really care about basically the entirety of the universe as we know it

  500. I can’t believe Stranger Things is just now ending. Obama was still President when the first season came out lol

    1. this shit is like a modern day Aphrodite's Child and lord knows I love me some obscure 60's psychedelic rock from Greece

  502. I can’t really justify buying games for $60/$70 when I get bored and ignore them for 2 years

  504. DPC: like maybe the top 1% of games are actually worth full price. Everything else is barely worth $30

  505. TBH, I hate being the old game good new game bad kinda guy, but it’s kinda hard to not say new games are kinda shit.

  506. There are plenty of amazing new games that come out, but I will probably never actually like Ender Lillies as much as any of the Castlevania games or Dark Souls games. I won’t like Doom Eternal more than Doom 64 or Doom 1+2 and that’s not nostalgia talking, old games just do things that new games can’t do.

    Like genuinely try to imagine if John Romero put his floating pixelated face as an easter egg boss nowadays. You’d have old heads saying it’s cool, but 99% of the internet would say it’s “ego” because nobody on reddit has ever had fun once. And the other 1% would be calling Aria of Sorrow woke because they had to “Transvestigate” Soma.

  507. Also Key, don’t play Witcher 1. The only people who like that game are bigger sickos than I am.

  508. Also, if the Republicans try to run Vance, it’s an auto loss. Dude has less charisma than my Great Grandma and she’s been cremated for 13 years. He just gave the worst Thanksgiving speech of all time and what the fuck is that bullshit southern accent he’s doing? This motherfucker might be the only politician faker than Newsome and boy, wouldn’t that be a fucking Presidential race for the ages. I might actually vote for a Libertarian out of protest.

  513. Also, Richard Jefferson might be the worst color commentator in the history of sports. All he does is make shit up and then act fake offended when people correct him. ESPN as a whole sucks but fuck me, he was so atrocious last night I muted the audio.

      1. I was talking about the Warrior game last night. Why the fuck ESPN lets him do Warriors games when he refuses to talk positively about anybody in our organization because his old ass got released before the dynasty is insane.

  514. “I’m not gonna say his name” talking about Mike Dunleavy Jr. Nice perfessionalism ESPN. Let Jefferson be salty because his biggest accomplishment is being in the same general vacinity of the league rigging a series for Lebron.

  515. He’s honestly probably the GOAT even if he got like fucking Jokic’s whistle.

    2. Everyone should legit just play shitty prison ball against us. It’s an auto win because we’re never allowed to do it back.

  517. Let’s go over the “stars” of the future in the NBA

    Luka- Foullbaiter

    SGA- Capital F Foulbaiter

    Edwards- Foulbaiter

    Lamelo- Lol, he’s not a star, he plays for Charlotte

    Wemby- Actually fun to watch

    like that’s it. Sorry, nobody is sitting down to watch VJ Edgecombe play.

  519. The people that call anything that talks about anything that can be even remotely seen as political as “slop” need to have their bloodlines severed. What they really mean is “I don’t want to engage with art that makes me thimk Capitalism is bad”

  520. If ESB came out today, it would be called anti-fascist slop by half the internet.

  521. So everyone is in agreement the shooting in DC of the National Guardsman was an inside job right? Good.

  522. Guy had links to the CIA.

    NOT SUSPICIOUS AND VERY LEGAL!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

  524. Dude was given asylum by Trump. Is part of Trump’s CIA and attacked Guardsmen illegally deployed by Trump. How could Joe Biden do this?

  525. All these sports are fucking shit now. Rigged garbage for gambling.

  526. There is literally an official whose sole job it is to watch the line for false starts/offisides. That is his only job pre-snap, yet you just miss the most obvious false start of all time? Yeah, ok. Gambling.

  527. Anyone who thinks this is genuine competition is flat out a moron tbh

  528. Things are so fucked they have ads for pills that fix the side effects of other pills they give you that you don’t need.

  529. My dad is wearing this polo that I swear just has a bunch of Kiryu's back tattoos on it, just in blue. Bougie af, I kinda dig it tho lol

  530. I’m basically at the point where I just want to tell everyone to go fuck themselves. Everything is fucking garbage now.

  531. Lions are cooked. Last two seasons were their chance. The packers and bears will run the division

    1. Lions, Bears, and Packers are all fraudulent, none of them will go anywhere.

  533. Counterfeiting is unfortunate but apparel manufacturers should just compete by offering a low quality cheap kit and a high quality expensive kit. No one cares about this.

    Also Chinese factories are stuck paying their employees much more than what Adidas pays in Bangladesh or Myanmar so they're already at a disadvantage.

    https://x.com/BBCSport/status/1993954085427662993

    1. Squeenix knew that 2B-Tifa would break the internet so they only put it on their site lol

  545. Also, I got a 5 star Blade off of my first common crystal and I was thinking “DK would probably strangle me if he was in the room.” Lol

  548. Shogun was such a good show. It put everything HBO ever made to shame.

  552. Damn click bait got me. Nintendo buys part of bandai namco!? Oh they just bought the Singapore based company that were the ones who messed up metroid prime 4

    1. I’m not buried. I’m a comedy midcarder at best but the IWC will claim I deserve a title run.

        1. They say my in ring work is sloppy and I should just be a manager but then when I do a tag team run as a manager, they say “Why isn’t Satty wrestling?”

          2. They also complain about my “moveset” and they say I’m not over but I get a huge pop when I’m in Texas.

          4. I have to pause on promos because everyone is chanting “You fucked up” directed at Tony Kahn (I was on ROH for 3 months)

  554. I'm glad I didn't instinctively open up that Dunkey image around my fam

  556. Same with furries and Lola Bunny. Many unfortunate side effects

    1. “Watch the unrelenting power of my stand [Fates Warning] shapes reality to my will!”

      1. II Had a story idea about a guy who one day he just can bend reality to his will and it only effects the town he's in. He keeps getting stronger but loses control. Basically ends with his thoughts betraying him and he becomes a massive lump of twisted flesh and bone. The people in the town see this as their chance and as he's begging for help they crush him with a rock until he dies. Which turns everything back to normal

  563. It's that time after dinner where everyone either watching football or sleeping, lame

  566. 20 minutes ago it had 11 minutes left. It's at 9 minutes now. Why football sucks 101

  572. Its weird how the world is only no longer complete garbage (for better or worse) because of Ford even though he never had any political power and never actually invented anything

  576. 24 minutes ago it had 9 minutes left. It has 2 minutes left. How long will the 2 minutes go?

      1. Well I've been on my phone the entire time, I'm waiting for something to actually happen lol

  577. you dont really come across weird sexual stuff on the internet anymore unless you deliberately seek it out. everything is heavily moderated which is weird because theres more actual porn than ever.

          1. When I was a 13 year old Xbox fanboy using Bing to support MS I randomly came across actual CP pretty often. I don't know if you remember this from GR.

  581. Clownboys coming back from the dead and meanwhile our retarded owner is keeping around a GM in year 4 going 2-10 this year and the only team eliminated right now. As much of a circus as Dallas is we’re always gonna be the doormat of the division

      1. I hope we draft Carnell Tate if Downs or Reese are off the board

        1. Just please get a higher draft pick than the Jets so we can have Mendoza. Please.

          2. We’re getting meaningless wins against the commies Vikings and you guys sadly

  589. NBC roasting the Bengals defense by comparing it to Burnt Thanksgiving food is crazy lmao

  591. the shooting in washington has everything a conspiracy theorist could possibly want

  593. It's weird how 90% of countries probably couldn't build their own internet as is and North Korea does it while being cut off from the rest of the world

        1. Because Harbaugh is still leagues better than a dude who was such a pain to work with that Shane Blownit was your only option at DC. Him or Tomlin are probably the only guys that have a nonzero chance of being fired I'd go with. Otherwise #GiveShulaTheMoolah

  595. Borderlands 4 is already half off lol. Its just not worth it buying games at launch anymore unless its a game you've been dying to play

    1. It depends. I think Japanese publishers are just less likely to put their games on sale now.

      2. I mean I'm seeing Elden Ring for $15 and FF7 rebirth for $30. It's really just a Nintendo thing. They finally gave Mario Odyssey a 50% discount after 8 years lol

        1. Elden Ring is $15? I was just thinking Sony and Capcom seem to be following Nintendo but youre right. Square Enix games go on sale quickly too.

  596. Like I don't understand why Dragon's Dogma 2 is still $95 on PS. I doubt anyone is buying it at this point.

      1. Yes. Canadian games are usually $90 CAD but certain Japanese publishers like Capcom, Konami and Nintendo charge more.

    2. Especially for a game that everyone says is mid. Everyone begged for it for like a decade and it finally comes out and its a fart in the wind

      1. That’s always how it is when you get sequels to cult classics. Usually if games only have a cult following, it’s because it’s so weird what makes it good can’t be replicated.

        1. The common complaint is that its repetitive and didn't really add anything new to the franchise. Like its DD1.5 than a true sequel

      1. I feel like anyone over the age of 30 pronounces it that way and it annoys me

    1. Just in time for the second half at least. I will say the Bengals defense is actually doing well.

    2. Were you talking about Vance's turkey speech before? I saw him going off on turkey in front of the military and thought he was talking about the country for a moment

  600. Games used to cost $60-$70 and Best Buy, Walmart etc. would discount preorders during E3 so I used to buy everything for $45 at launch but its all over now. I only bought 3 games at launch this year.

  604. Wish we played Dart against the Chiefs. He could've beat those bums. Daboll is such a fraud man

        1. We had like a historical 5 4th quarter collapses in a season. I don’t wanna hear shit

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