Nothing illustrates what’s more fucked up in this country than Trump forcing them to edit a 60 Minutes interview and him still looking like an incoherent moron.
I genuinely don’t know how dudes like him get drafted tbh. I could have told you right away he would never be good in the NFL. Stop drafting QB’s under 6’2
The only county in California to vote massively no against Prop 50 was Stanislaus County and if you’ve ever lived in California, that’s not at all shocking lol
Wait you guys were on a different thread thos whole time? I spent the whole day talking to myself. What the heck
Did it not get fucked up for you???
I was using white page
Can you link it for him?
Done
So does Frank I think. It was just me and him.
Since the last thread was fucked right as I sent it, I finished FF4. I can't decide if I like it or 3 more. 2 is still the worst by far ofc
You should play the 3D Remakes of 3 and 4. They’re way better than the pixel remasters are probably.
I'd actually believe it because these are pretty bare bones, but they'd need to be ported. I don't want to play JRPGs on a PC lol
I knew you’d say that but c’mon
Sorry man, I'm not sitting at this desk longer than I have to lol. And moving my setup is a bigger pain in the ass, so logistically… I don't care that much lol
I'm gonna save FF5 for when I just want to play a single game tho. I'm thinking of maybe picking up DQ1-2 HD-2D soon instead
Leon looking the most feminine of all of them with his pose lol
Feel like every one of them is avatar-worthy ngl
God, Ada is so fucking hot.
Yotei is very good btw. Even if a lot of it is just Tsushima repurposed
So I just make my own bread now. I guess that’s part of my personality.
If Pat Spencer was 6’5, he’d be the GOAT
Satty Johnny Unitas was 6'1
He played before black people were allowed to play, he doesn’t count.
lol.
3 time MVP, 3 championships and 1 superbowl, 10 time pro-bowl plus member of the 50th, 75th and 100th year anniversary all-time teams.
What a spud hey.
I was joking. I did say there are exceptions and that 6’1 is usually fine (Brees) but my point is, if I see a prospect QB Kyler’s height or Bryce Young’s height I’m running the opposite direction.
My vegan brother told me today that he's learning to skin and dress animals.
I think that might be a recession indicator.
Predator Badlands is so good but I'd understand if people hate the Disneyfication.
I am looking forward to doing absolutely nothing this weekend all by myself. I don't think I've had a completely free one for at least 2 months, kinda makes it hard to recharge
Nobody in the Cruz wing was pro-Trump 10 years ago and they've just adopted random MAGA views to blend in as the tide continues to turn against them.
Tucker/Vance/Fuentes "win" long term because against all odds they actually have a semi coherent ideology that actually adheres to real historical outcomes. Lies never last.
They were talking about their girlfriend how was I supposed to know? My next best guess was Fenix because he's a New Yorker and they were talking about the election.
Girlfriend in dispatch
Oh I only watched xQc play the first 39 minutes
I don't think any of their other games had dating mechanics? weird
I think you could basically choose if you wanted to "date" someone or not, but it wasn't important
everything is so complicated these days
My friend texted me at 7 AM this morning if I wanted to join them for an 8:15 Tee Time since the 4th member of their group had to back out so I went and played 18. My driving was fucking horseshit today. I shot my usual handicap +6, but only because the amount of crazy recovery shots I hit was through the roof.
Do you use safari? Which mobile browser do you use?
If you're wondering, no I can't use mobile either because it won't go to the page to log in. I'm on my PC right now.
I use the mod page. But I’m just curious what mobile browser you use
I use Duck Duck Go, but I don't need to. I only had it so I could use the built in VPN for the few times I wanted to watch porn in Texas.
Asmr girlfriend experience
My friend also decided to film me without me knowing and they got a shot of me hitting a bunker shot like 4 feet past the hole and they were like "Dude nice shot!" and I just look at them and then look down at my wedge and say "Fucking absurd dude. Not even a buried lie and I get no spin." and I slammed my club head in the sand and then I saw them laughing because they were filming and I looked right at the camera and said "This is what being a single handicap is like everyone. You would be fucking ecstatic for that shot, it's a crap shot for me."
I wish I could post it but, I'm obviously not gonna dox my friend group lol
Furniture in the past looked so beautiful
Hello
Black page is borken
No it lives, not like whatever the fuck that other thread was
I couldn’t log on
I think disqus pulls that shit on me every few months
This has pop up ads though- lord
Russian milfs in your area?
I wish lol
Taco time
Sometimes I wake up at 2am read degenerate manga for 3 hours then go back to sleep and it feels like it was all a dream because I only vaguely recall what happened and there's no way that was a real manga but it was
Disqus is fucked
Broncos are the most dogshit 7-2 team of all time.
Why can I not feature this
Broncos horseshit kicks in now
We really gave up 33 points to this team in a quarter man
You want to torture someone, show them tonight’s game.
I’m entering this game into the cabinet for my “Bo Nix is actually complete ass” file. Our defense is trash dawg
but, like, it's fine, it's Football Manager. I was fine with the older games looking like PS1. It's just a visual representation of the match.
But you cancel one release last year, decide to remake the entire game because you are saying the focus is on the new visual engine… and that's what you deliver?
Apparently they butchered the HD port of Deus Ex. Seriously, how does Aspire get these big name remasters when Nightdive exists. If ANY classic PC game deserved the Night Dive treatment, it was Deus Ex.
Aspyr owns Eidos' entire IP
with the exception of Gex. For some reason, Gex stayed with Square Enix
“This is like the time I tried to eat pork in front of the Crown Prince.”
I didn’t know that
HOW they got it is another story I dunno the plot to
Square probably sold them all of their Eidos catalog to pay for those stupid NFT games that never released and that nobody will ever care about.
Also, remember when I made fun of the Browns for drafting Gabriel? Yeah, it turns out a 5’11 QB with no discernible talents who was garbage in college until he went to Oregon and played with 15 other 5 star recruits on offense that he looked good is a bad idea. They need to start Shedour. If he sucks so be it. It can’t be any worse than this.
I also said over and over and over Dart should be the first QB off the board and it’s looking morel Iike I was right, as usual.
Why is anybody shocked the new Sydney Sweeney movie flopped? Her art is literally irrelevant to her. She’s stuck in the exact same situation as Sabrina Carpenter where their art’s entire existence is studios/labels desperately trying to get straight men to pay for their shit instead of just jerking off to them
And I genuinely hope all these bots on twitter and reddit asking for a “progressive party” get shot before the midterms too.
This is comedy lmao
Giants fired Daboll. See Vadee, things are already looking up for you. I don’t even get that much.
Should have been New Vegas tbh
there is a person named Bo Nix and it's not a Star Wars sequel trilogy character?
He’s the starting quarter Back for Denver’s NFL team lol
I genuinely hate Youtube. They make people censor every fucking word for “advertisers” and the advertisers are literally AI Trump in a dress singing a Nicki Minaj song. It’s ludicrous.
The algorithm has also gotten so much worse it's ridiculous. It's sad that the best mainstream website at this point is reddit, and reddit is pretty trash now too
I watched a random video on Skate 4 while I was grinding in P3R and now my entire algo is skating and skate videos. It’s fucking ridiculous.
That's why I immediately delete the video from my history if it's something I really do not want to see more of
Damn, I know it’s that one that never forgets… What’s it called again?
Something about Chainsaw Man is so soothing
Russian bots out in full force on political reddit. I love when my feed is the same shit over and over.
What happened?
The shut down is over and apparently democrats “caved” even though it literally doesn’t matter.
If it didn't matter then they shouldn't have caved.
It does matter because now things can actually function properly. Who cares if they “caved” or didn’t, the conservatives don’t have to be held responsible for their actions because the media is non-stop pro-trump propaganda.
“They were about to nuke the filibuster” no they weren’t. Republicans would let the whole country burn before they got rid of their one excuse to do absolutely nothing 100% of the time.
We live in a post reality world where literally nothing matters. The government being “shut down” meant nothing because the government might as well not exist. Trump is the government.
Any dumb cuck bot that thinks Republicans doing anything negative actually matters deserves to be shot tbh. They all were blaming democrats anyway. Reality doesn’t matter because all the media is owned by anti-reality death cult members.
All our tax money goes to Trump’s pocket now anyway, so who fucking cares if we vote on healthcare or whatever. This country is for all intents and purposes completely finished as a functioning democracy.
What comes after Trump 2.0? No one is satisfied and there are no alternatives.
The country won’t exist as it does after Trump. My guess is we get invaded by China or we get Balkanized and all the sane states just function normally.
It’s really obvious reddit commenters don’t fucking go outside and see how anybody actually talks about politics. The amount of times I hear my grandpa’s boomer friends saying the most psychotic political shit is honestly insane. They legit fucking want everyone to die.
People were not gonna be mad at Trump about not visiting family for the holidays, they’d be mad at “The Government” which really just means liberals anyway, because nothing bad that happens to the average person happens because of conservatives.
No, because it would be trained by a bunch of retarded algorithms.
TBH, I need to consistently bring Satirical Reviews back. I always have fun writing game and movie reviews.
Review stranger or dark cloud
See, I feel like a Dark Cloud review (or dual review of 1 and 2) is way too niche. It’s one thing to review games I like that people have heard of or games that are new and being talked about. But a game that nobody here except Leo has ever played and that isn’t considered a classic you’d heard about is kinda pointless IMO
Dang. I’d like to read a dark cloud one lol. Okay then what about that sea of stars game or the first star ocean that came out that I bought
I'm gonna replay RE8. I need something to play along with Hollow Knight, my frustrations with the walk backs require I have a balance or I'll go crazy lol
P3R and hollow knight for me
SMTVV is $23 on PSN, incredibly tempting ngl. But then I feel like it's wrong to buy another JRPG cause I just got Octopath 1 and 2 and I'll probably get DQ 1&2 soon
You're playing Hollow Knight too? Nice timing lol
My youngest nephew actually beat the path of pain. Made me wanna play
All this debate about the shutdown is pointless because nobody will even remember this in 2 weeks when Trump is trying to give 50 billion to North Korea. Who gives a fuck.
I forgot the intro is just the Deathly Hallows
I forgot about Chris just showing up and absolutely fucking mag dumping Mia in the intro lol.
Yeah they made a big deal of "ooo Chris is evil now" and it's like no man he's the biggest boy scout in the series lmao
It would be absolutely insane for the first “evil” thing somebody does to just break into somebody’s house, mag dump their wife and take their baby lmao
"Chris's alcoholism and the death of his squad in 6 was just too much for him even after he got over it"
He was so depressed Shiva was never in any other games and acted out.
The refs are intentionally not calling false starts on the tush push so it gets banned. It’s clear as day. All those people that said “You’re just mad because nobody can stop it” can blow me. I said this shit needed to be banned in the off season and I was fucking right. Again.
Instead of explaining anything to him Chris is just like "Ethan, no" lmao
The intro is so unintentionally hilarious lol
I know there's a reason Ethan's the one that takes the most damage of any MC, but jesus it's comical how much this dude gets maimed or worse
Just dump some random liquid on the wound and you’ll be alright
Well not when your fingers got bitten off by a werewolf
Right, just wait till your arm gets cut off by the 8 foot tall dommy mommy
0-0 at the half? Sheesh
One team’s only plan is to run a play that gets exactly 1 yard by false starting. It’s fucking absurd.
Sirianni is a fraud coach held up by his god tier GM
nah, he’s a decent coach propped up by having good coordinators and a good roster.
Do you think all these good players just show up and instantly know how to play in the NFL? Somebody is developing them lol.
We saw how bad they were when they lost their coordinators. Same thing is happening now. Suddenly their run game sucks with saquon lol
Nobody who has ever run for that many yards does it again the next season. Not even close, not once. I could have bet my house on Saquon having a down year.
Lmao what a joke of a game. Every single prime time game this week has been complete and utter doo doo balls.
Meanwhile that Andrew Wiggins buzzer beater made me bust
I was wondering why even focus on the cop for a bit there, but if you took him out we wouldn't get the junkie being that ridiculous
Also wow there were a lot of bad moustaches
Gonna sleep but tell harby I started Andor. Goodnight
Genuinely, NFL GM’s need to adopt my ideology of never drafting QB’s under 6’2 with high picks, I’d be better than at least 60% of the GM’s in the league.
See told ya I'm short
You’re short for somebody who gets hit by 6’6 270 pound men lol.
Funny Satty Lore, my friend’s dad had a football coach come beg me to try out at QB because I had great arm strength + I was tall and I did ok at the first practice until I got fucking blindsided by a Defensive End that weighed twice as much as me and I said “I think I’ll stick to baseball.”
Exactly
So like 100lbs
At that time I think he was like 240 and I was about 145 lol
Me: Football Manager 26 is the most disappointing game in the franchise, and I'm saddened with how it plays.
What kinda Bounty Hunter does that get you? Kat the Bounty hunter instead of dog?
Hey Kat is not a racist so automatically better.
Anyway, me and my friends went to the range earlier to practice and I fixed this guy’s (my friend’s friend but I just met him last time we played) hook after like 20 swings lol. I’m actually an elite teacher I guess.
This guy is the least wrestler looking wrestler ever. Hint, if I could drop the guy in one punch, they shouldn’t be in a wrestling promotion lol
You should fight hook
Wait, he’s Taz’s son lol. I found that out googling his weight.
Yeah lol. Explains the height right
There’s no way he’s 6 foot lol. Maybe with shoes on.
Definitely with shoes on
A 5 dollar bounty gets you a guy who says “Yeah, I guess I’ll shoot him if I run into him.”
Key gonna get you
II Put a 7 dollars bounty on karma
Heavy D
He uses that name but then wonders why I say he has a giant pee pee. Like it's clearly massive if it's a heavy D
Them
Just saw the Toy Story 5 teaser. Woody is back, lmao. What was the point of 4 then? Fuck Disney dude, Toy Story 3 was legit the perfect ending you could write for the series, but Disney is creatively bankrupt. Can't wait for the live action rendition
I haven't seen Toy Story 4 because I was boycotting Disney
4 was good tbh but it really had no reason to exist
Pixar can't make original movies anymore. The studio is basically finished.
II Never saw after 2
never saw the incredibles
Not even 1?
Toy Story 3 was an amazing ending but of course Capitalism go brrrr. Nothing after 3 exists to me, like nothing after MGS V is called Metal Gear Solid that isn’t a remake/remaster.
Not even amazing, I don't think you could write a better ending to the series if you tried than 3's. Legit a perfect ending
Making a live action Toy Story where 90% of the movie would have to be CGI anyway because there’s like a whole 7 human interactions would be peak Disney tbh
Imagine the moving truck scene but it’s just a not so covert budget truck ad
We can all agree the new Sydney Sweeney movie is just money laundering, right?
You should make sweet love to her
The thing is, she also is stuck in the Sabrina Carpenter cycle where half the possible audience doesn’t give a fucking shit about what they put out artistically. Straight dudes don’t listen to Sabrina Carpenter just like they don’t go see Sydney Sweeney movies, they just jerk off to them.
SSo You won't make sweet love to her in your fuck cabin?
So how does chucky work in the toy story universe?
CCan He talk to other toys or do they know he has a human soul?
Everyone hates Sweeney now and it's kind of sad. I haven't seen any of her movies though besides the one with Glen Powell but it was really bad. I couldn't finish it.
SSatty Won't make love to her. Guess because she's not Korean
Reddit hates her because being a possible Trump supporter is worse than being a literal terrorist to Reddit.
TThat's Also the name of the boat in Arrow
It’s literally a shonen anime and nobody else sees it.
Its live action March Comes Like a Lion
Wait hntil the end. It becomes very Shonen anime-y lol
I have to pee 🙁
Hell yeah I wanna
Alt earth version of satty named hunter has a fuck cabin
I downloaded this a really long time ago specifically because I read Koreans were being arrested for playing it. I think the arrests back then just made it famous.
I should literally be an NFL scout. I could have told you with absolute certainty not to waste draft capital on Dillon Gabriel. You don’t even have to pay me for that, that was is so obvious, it’s on the house. Guy is 5’10 and has no elite skills or physical traits.
You could also be our GM. I think you'd figure out after one year of your kicker not being reliably healthy you'd look elsewhere afterward instead of doing so 2 seasons later
Its really underrated how important your voice is but you can see this on twitch
II Hate my voice. I think I sound like someone who is on the autism spectrum which I am
Also funny addendum to that story, I had never played a snap of football before and they said “On three.” And I didn’t know what that meant so I just copied Rich Gannon’s “Red 80. Red 80 set hike” cadence and it worked and I thought I was gonna be such a good QB after that first hand off.
Wanna swap voices for a day?
Also, we were lined up in the pistol and I didn’t know what an inside Zone handoff was except for what the play was on Madden so I was like “I mean I guess I kinda get it.”
All I know about football is that it has touchdowns
That was about all I knew too. They told me to run an RPO which means you are either handing the ball off, throwing it or running it yourself based on reading the defense and I was like “Yeah, I can totally do that.”
Ron Howard: He could not.
It felt so weird because you can stick me at literally any position in baseball and I can play it like I’ve done it my whole life but I was so fucking out of my element trying to play football lol
II Sucked at most sports I played.
As my cousin says “I’m the most athletic non-athletic dork ever” and it’s true. I’m shockingly good at sports for genuinely not having much real athleticism lol
GRC: I saw a clip of the OG Pirates of the Caribbean and I’m kinda realizing Kiera Knightly in a corset was when I found out I like women and that explains an absurd amount about the things I like women to wear lol
I mean, with golf, it’s mostly just being tall lol. Having a repeatable swing and being tall is about 70% of the way to hitting the ball far.
Like my friends always go “You never swing hard” I don’t have to lol. My arm length generates all the whip on the club.
I'm stealing your height and giving you 20lbs
I would gladly take the weight tbh but I would be devastated if I lost 2 inches. I was so mad last time I was at the doctor’s when the little Filipino nurse couldn’t reach up high enough to mark me right and said I was 6’0 which is literally impossible.
Too bad stealing it.
Also, IDK if I said this already but I went to pick up my medication and I guess the proper scientific name is close to the one that Zepbound or whatever its called is and the lady brought me that out and I just looked down at my stomach and said “I don’t think that’s mine.”
This reminds me the other night, my cousin was playing Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep 2.0 and the opening cutscene being this ultra serious retelling of the entire lore of the world up to that point and then fucking Mickey Mouse shows up and says “So she became one with her darkness” and it fucking sent me.
Lol
Also, just so you know, I’m not trying to make it a romantic thing with my friend. She’s just been texting me because she’s upset about the breakup and for god knows what reason, I’m the person that gets chosen for that like always. I’m completely over the romantic aspect of our relationship (ok, romantic half, if wasn’t ever reciprocated) we live 2000 miles away.
I thought she blocked you
She did. That was this morning. We were talking before that
Oh okay. But yeah just be careful
I like (what I’ve played) of KH but the hard cuts to Goofy being like “He rejected his inner darkness!” Make me not able to take the story seriously at all
Goofy, mickey and Donald all saying that kinda stuff would be funny
My oldest nephew got a black dog named snoopy
Good call
We made minestrone
What game.
Oh, I thought you said Minestone lol. Now it seems like I’m insulting your cooking
Is that like minecraft 2?
Its code for making love
Him and satty finally did it
Satty is a bossy lover
Oh la la
Lmao
He seems like he only cares if he finishes
Then brags that he is amazing lol
LLmao That's so satty
😂
He probably smokes after too
He probably vapes
I’m the best at making love, quick and efficient. Many women are saying
Mmmhmmm
How much tats you got now?
That doesn't sound fun lol
Oh
This minestrone is fire ngl
Imma be real I don't know what that is
Soup with a lot of veggies
Ohhhhh
Knicks court is dope
You okay? I actually almost fell 20 minutes ago
Im tired Robbie
Satty would be like I'm tired Margot Robbie when she asks him to help her orgasm since he got his already
Bruh, all Margot Robbie would have to do is say “please babe” in that accent and I would eat her out for 3 hours.
In her harley accent?
No, natural accent.
Lol- hed be like you should of came 3 times already- im an smazing lover
He'd explain why she's just a bad lover
Lord- good luck
Imma die?
No satty will pound dat ass on that date. He will wear lingerie
Aaaaaa
He will mew
I just wanted to see KH4 at the Sony show today
Love the profile pic. Suck it satty
World Champions
They deserve it
It only took spending the economic value of Gambia to beat an overachieving Blue Jays team
Uh oh here comes the Yankees fan talking about team budget
Abolish deferred contracts
HHaters Gonna hate greatness
At this point I just accept it's gonna get shown when it gets shown
The malelivingspace sub makes me have a nervous breakdown. How many men are living like this where they have a 3000 dollar PC setup but no bedframe? What is wrong with everybody these days
I sleep on the floor
II Want a 3000 dollarydoos pc but no bed
The one girl just fatal framed a ghost
I 100p% knew when I saw that scene that you’d mention Fatal Frame lmao. You and me are like the only ones that have actually played that here. Maybe DK.
Yeah now that Sam is gone lol. More people gotta play those
Maybe that leaked megaton next week is KH4 news
Mega what now
Supposedly some insider said he got a DM about an announcement next week and said if its true then GTA 6 is gonna have its thunder stolen
I mean I doubt that's KH4 lol
Idk what it can be tbh. Half Life 3 maybe but thats like boy crying wolf now. Maybe Bloodborne
Brother, the only thing stopping GTA from dominating the entire month that it drops is literal nuclear war.
The leaked mega ton is that Microsoft is resurrecting Mecha-Matterick to restore order to the gaming universe.
Its actually megaten
Satty should cover his pee pee in honey bbq and slap karma with it and say welcome to derry bitch
“With honey BBQ sauce from the great state of Kansas, I dong slap you Karma. FOR AMERICA”
True patriot
I might just watch Sinners tonight tbh, dunno if after this episode that I'm gonna wanna do Hollow Knight or RE8
Is that Pennywise with a cowboy hat?
It’s hilarious how Trump being in the booth during a football game is fine now that Trump is doing jt when these same people acted like Colin Kaepernick threatened American sovereignty because he kneeled for the dumb fuck song that we only play because the military pays them to.
People say him and vince McMahon will be at cenas last match
Its gonna be a new Driver game. The king is back
Karma gonna have broccoli farts
There's no broccoli in the minestrone
Thank the lord
Yeah gonna watch Sinners. Btw why are they advertising their podcast on this app lol
Satty probably sleeps in a laundry pile cocoon
No. My room is kinda almost psychotically organized lol.
Satrick bateman
Lol.
KKarma Watch the movie humpday. Harby loves it.
I have no idea what's going on when I watch WoW gameplay
Auto attack
Huh? Outer Worlds 2 is out?
Wow is it?
Yeaaa I just found out lol
I just found out because you lol
It's borderline shadow dropped at this rate
Theres no way Expedition 33 is the frontrunner for GOTY
I looked away from the movie for a second and suddenly there's just a bunch of people dressed up from different eras making a bunch of different kinds of music. Weird movie
WWhat Are you watching?
Sinners
II Gotta see that
Like there was a girl twerking and everything
Gang
Had to refresh to see this
FiFinally watching the spy×family movie
Hmm
The inner snob is probably waiting to get out
I love Yor
It uses a different laser and has a much larger data capacity y9u tool
Like why would I call something, something that it is not. Satty is an animal
I wonder if people put movies on dead formats like laser disc. I wonder since people do that with games and music. Though with music the sound quality does differ
To be fair, good vinyl actually legitimately sounds better, it’s just really fucking pointless unless you like collecting physical mediums.
I don’t get the point of owning a Betamax copy of Transistor or whatever
Betamax had better video quality but you needed more tapes
The thing is, she’s right in that I was secretly happy. But not in a “Oh now we can be together” kind of way. That ship sailed, circumnavigated the globe and came back to port laden withe exotic spices.
I’m just happy for her she’s not with a loser. I mean for god’s sake, even her parents clearly liked me more than him.
When y9u know someone is in denial and still hopes for it deep down even though on a level they accepted it'll never happen
Me?
I'm probably reading too much into what you said
I used to rationalize it as her being too afraid of change to try to be with me. Now THAT is denial.
Oof
You guys don’t truly understand the depths of this. Maybe Frank does.
I mean I was in love with a girl with a boyfriend. I just mostly thought I wasn't good enough and had to get better so I could win her over. Also bad thinking.
I guess the irish vampires get their own jig too
They just had a thing of garlic lying around?
You would probably like FEAR
I Don't know much about it tbh
It’s like if Half Life was horror flavored. But not like a deep, rich horror flavor. Like a hint of horror flavor. Like those hint of lime tostidos. Do they make those still?
They sure do lol
You don't?
Concerning….
"Sammmehhh" lmao
I hope chili's accepts she's a snob deep down
Frfr
SShe'd Be happier if she embraced it instead of pretending she's a normie
KKarma The kinda guy who doesn't even carry a bag of rice to stop Japanese vampires
Karma says “You morons will be slowed by the rice when I can just run away from them”
SSee That's why he dumb. You throw the rice so they count every grain. Does he even know shit about vampires?
I should do a top 10 CRPGs list
You should.
Thing is, at least almost half of the list has to be Planescape Torment/Baldur’s Gate/IceWind Dale/Neverwinter Nights
WWell Make it anyways so I basically have a recommendations list
I give it a resounding "it's ok." 7/10. Felt like it was trying to do too much
Really lol
Hunter and Frank is an alt reality where we both move to Miami and re-enact Miami Vice episodes, but the catch is it’s a reality show about the behind the scenes of us making the show which again, is literally just us recreating scenes from Miami Vice.
Yeah actually this is the best scene in the movie lol
That shirt and that bling is crazy
TBH, the best aspect of the movie is that the soundtrack is super fucking authentic despite being made by a Scandinavian person.
Glad I watched it but definitely didn't live up to the hype
II Wanted to say that about atla but couldn't. It was as good as harby said
It really is. It pretty much has everything you could want
I need to start korra
Drew, hunter and frank
Who's in nevermind?
Just found it lol. I barely pay attention to the studio so I guess it slipped my mind about One Battle
One of the few japanese songs I actually kind of know the lyrics for lol
II Know a couple
I finally found a character who is relatable.
Yukari hates when people don’t do their job or are stupid
– She hates when people are disorganized
– Can’t fathom having a super messy room
– complains about the water pressure
She just like me frfr
I never got why people disliked her in the OG
They could never make me hate you Yukari. My organized queen.
There's only 2 pieces of media that make me consistently cry, one of them is P3's ending. The other is the Iron Giant, no joke
Hogarth
Superman
I used to never cry at most media other than littlefoots mom dying in the land before time. But when I lost my brother even the cheesiest stuff makes me cry now. A scene in Michael bays tmnt made me tear up
The only time media has made me cry is the note reading in OG Silent Hill 2. Actually, not true. I cried laughing the first time I saw the “hi doggy” scene in The Room lol
"You're my favorite customer"
I’ve actually been to that flower shop. It’s a cafe now but they have a picture of the doggy up. He died in I think 2013 I wanna say. Why the fuck do I know so much about the dog actor in one of the worst movies ever made
I mean it's a doggy, why not?
Fun fact, me and my friend brought a football to prom so we could play catch in our tuxes like they do in that movie for some fucking reason lol
Lmao probably no one understood at the time
Literally everybody was confused. In addition to this fun fact, I KNOW i was utterly robbed of being voted prom queen. I know I got enough votes. They weren’t gonna let the joke happen though.
I'm not a dog guy. You'd like my oldest nephews dog snoopy
Anyway, I’m playing Icewind Dale now that I finished Persona 3 R, when I don’t feel like playing FEAR and I forgot that having a cleric in the first quarter of Icewind Dale is like having a free “Insta win every battle” button
Literally the only recorded instance of Turn Undead being useful in an RPG
Speaking of dogs, I do wanna see Good Boy too. Don't think it's on streaming for a couple more weeks tho
Satty for prom queen
A gentleman does not kiss and tell.
It feels like it lol
It cannot be that hard to just draw a bear lol
8 episodes/hours of underwhelming conclusion and 3 year wait between seasons. What the fuck is going on with productions man……
The answer is execs being risk averse and not greenlighting more seasons prior to a new season
They keep using the excuse of 'high quality production' but bull shiet. GoT later seasons look no different. Other TV shows still has poor CGI.
It really is just a case of poor management. Even if you factor in post production, simply filming while the current season is going will mean you can actually hit yearly lol
If Season 3 of Euphoria could read, it’d be very angry right now
I just found out that they renewed Alien: Earth for a second season. Yuck.
I’ll never forget walking out of It 2 and my friend just knowing immediately that it annoyed me lol
They're rebooting prison break btw
I don’t know why I picked Prison Break as my “Random old show that was better” when I don’t even like it either lol. It was just the first thing that came to
Mind
AAlso Funny coincidence because I just read it was getting a revival with none of the original cast
“Did I just spend 2 and a half hours watching characters figure out what they already knew again?”
Yeah that was always gonna be the problem with chapter 2 tbh
1 was carried by the kid dynamic. I could squint through the dumb clown stuff and pretend I was watching Stand By Me. 2 actually kinda nails the adult casting, but the actual plot of the film is pointless. Like you said before, jumping back and forth is kinda the point.
To be fair that happens in the story regardless
It made more sense with the way the book and by extension the 90s version did it tbh. Making two distinct movies with two distinct time period automatically means the adult one is going to be the worse one
TTrue
Yor is best girl
Need to pick up Full Metal Alchemist
The manga? Yes do it. Don't watxh the original anime. It's second half is meh. Just watch brotherhood. Suck it ed
Yeah Brotherhood
Not only is it one of my favorite anime but was the last anime I watched with my brother so It has a special place in my heart
Honestly as much as I liked Brotherhood, I'd recommend watching other stuff over it. But then again 60 episodes isn't a lot by anime standards
Groceries aren't even that expensive as long as you limit buying processed garbage
OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT EGGS WHY IS HE OBSESSED
Loid is so smooth ngl, if I were a female he'd make my panties so wet you could drown a toddler
We’re literally in the fucking matrix and the simulation is real. We live in this fucking anti-reality.
NNo The matrix was supposed to be a decent world that sucked but was also good. This is too stupid to be the matrix
Oh, there’s no matrix. The matrix is our own construct DK. We live in a post reality simulation. In my head, I’m a jacked ladies man. Whose to tell me I’m not?
Literally besides the point Karma. They dead ass used a kindergarten graph, with the wrong percentage, to lie about grocery prices going down lol
I know, I'm just saying their bullshit is dumb from conception
Well, part of it is people don’t know how to cook. It’s easy for me to plan what I’m gonna make and buy it when I actually know how to make things.
You don't even need to cook. Like I can get everything I need to make a basic sandwich for like $10. Maybe a little more because adding any meat will be pricier, but it's that little and it will last like a week or two.
Satty just put your dick in honey bbq and slap karmas face
II Never saw the recent IT movies
The first one has a pretty cool dynamic. The second one is straight cheeks though
You should watch two and review it
Dawg, I only got a short tjme on this earth, as we all do. I got way too much of this world to see to spend 2 hours of it watching IT 2 again.
But you'll waste it reading about trump. Watch it chapter 2 instead
Also, this chapter of my story has one of my favorite jokes I’ve ever written.
Did I mention Yor is great?
Saori hayamis drunk voice is too cute
Satty gonna hit you
Karma the kinda guy that says watch the dub of Yojimbo
Satty the kinda guy to fap with his pinky extended and say it's more elegant that way
HHe Also hawks a loogie and uses it as lube
His drink of choice is orange juice and converts it to spit
Harby doesn't even know I started andor 🙁
SSatty Also probably uses cooking oil as lube
Is it true that karma and harby had a falling out?
II Heard dunkey and dougie got into a big fight
Fuck me after nearly 2 weeks of dieting I am now craving some ice cream because I ate birthday cheesecake yesterday T_T
Jameis Winston is the Giants starting QB hell yeah
Time to eat the W.
Don't get your hopes up. Packers defense will eat him alive
why is it dead
It’s weird saying Persona is one of my favorite series because I really only like 3/5ths of the games but it is now that I beat 3R. It’s weird because 90% of my other favorite franchises have at least 5 or 6 games I adore.
I mean half of the games are nothing like the other half so it's really not that weird. There's nothing else really like 3-5
I guess Dark Souls, but Elden Ring/Sekiro/Bloodborne/DeS is basically the same series though.
They need to strike while the iron is hot and do a Chris Chan biopic. It All Returns to Nothing: The Chris Chan story.
How is Xbox going to compete with the Steam Machine?
It's not that powerful at all though. It's actually pretty weak. I imagine it'll be cheap but I don't see the appeal.
I don't understand the Epstein thing at all. Why does everyone know this guy?
He doesn’t matter tbh. Epstein Files are more of a distraction at this point.
The US already decided they were ok with a Pedo King. Anything that comes out about Epstein is pointless, they’ll just say it’s fake and gay and then move on because reality doesn’t matter.
Valve's new headset looks cool but there's still no software support
Gf canceled on me today. The question is do I go for 3 days in a row and watch Substance or do I play Hollow Knight/RE8
Watch the substance
It'll probably be a mix of both
You never do what I say. You’re the biggest bully and even bullied stray away
Good
Moster
Substance isn't good
I never know till I watch tbh. Everyone raved about Sinners but I mostly think it's just ok
I hate that I'm tired and it's not even 6
Same. I'm exhausted. I feel physically unwell.
I hate that I’m about to work and I’m exhausted already
Ngl I like Hollow Knight but I kinda wanna play something else lol. I'm trying to power through because if I don't finish it now I don't know that I'll go back
You’ll do the opposite of what I say so listen to harby
I’m still blocked in case anybody cares about that saga
I didn't know tbh
I figured
He's probably in dream land
With kirby and king deedeedee
The Kirby’s Nightmare in Dreamland commercial song lives rent free in my head.
I actually really like cable because of the ad breaks. I like having movies broken up.
I'm watching Ordinary People (it was recommended by the pope) and why did everyone 40-50 years ago wear speedos? Kind of a weird thing no one does anymore.
I don't know how you can be have good genetics, rich caring parents and live in a beautiful home and still be suicidal. I do know but I just don't get it.
Sometimes, it's the class divide. Those rich people will feel they're inferior to other rich people. Sometimes those richness also brings loneliness
I didn't like Sinners that much either Karma but I hope you like Substance. I just thought it was very weird, pointless and kind of gross. I felt like throwing up.
It is very weird so far
I feel like Fuentes is uglier than Trump, Vance, Charlie and the Pig Erika all combined
This would be a very awkward movie to have someone walk in on
I almost feel like I'm watching softcore porn lol
Ok this does make up for how smelly she looked in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Yeah this is just porn lmao
That makes your penis shrink
Not during this part of the movie that's for sure
Even the music feels like something you'd hear at a strip club
Key
I'm at a conference and every time I look at the big screen I keep anticipating AMBATUKAM crash
What
You never heard of ambatukam?
Please please please let ambatukam happen
Wow the tonal shifts though. This shit will make you never wanna get old
She looks like Miracle Max's wife
Oof now she's gollum
Now she's an RE abomination
I give it a 7. Body horror is definitely not my thing, but the themes were good and man that was a lot of ass
Hi gang
Sup satty
Depressed
I feel somewhat concerned that my mom was one of the ones that recommended that movie to me lol
They patched in an option to skip any scenario you don’t like in NG+ of Silent Hill F. Really glad I waited to do another run lol
Any scenario? I thought it was just one that didn't have any changes lol. They did reduce the amount of enemies too, which… thank christ
I need Anne Hathaway as my mom what black magic do I need to perform?
Can she wear the Catwoman suit
BIRTHDAY SUIT. TOWELS
🎶Stop, you violated the law, I hope it was all worth it.
Because now your stolen goods are all forfeit.
The Emperor sees you in dreams, but as it stands it seems you won’t see the shores of Morrowind agaaaaaain
Pay your fine or serve your sentence
As you rot in jail as penance
You’re only criminal scum
Now pay with your bloooooooood🎶
Ya boi got some kind of plague from the cruise. Man flu has gotten a hold of me
Man I feel like I hear this exact line from you every couple of months, cruise included somehow
did you go to africa? south america?
Ugh I'm having a strong urge of replaying KH1 & 2 even though I still got current games to finish
Yeah I think I'm gonna do that once I finish Hollow Knight tbh. It's been actual years since I finished either of them which feels insane for me
Oddly same even though I’ve bever played KH2
does wanting to attend a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert make me a racist
There’s no way any of the original members are still alive lol
I think there is like one bassist or something
Everybody who voted for Trump should genuinely be rounded up and fucking gas chambered tbh. What the fuck did the sane people in this country to do deserve this shit.
TIL that through my company award points I can buy a new switch 2 controller lol
I can buy Corpse Party 2 through this system? Lmao
It costs more than Hogwarts Legacy
I’m conflicted. I fucking hate the Patriots for their past bullshit, but this new Patriots team seems innocent, doesn’t have the stench of the previous regime at all. Then again this franchise doesn’t deserve to have success so soon, at least not for the rest of my lifetime.
Who cares.
Robert Kraft is 100000% in the Epstein Files lol
He does like massages
I don’t care how good or likable Drake Maye is. The Patriots destroyed my childhood by cheating so fuck em.
Understandable
Nah fuck em. Spoiled ass fans who were probably wrecking their homes not seeing winning football for 5 years after coming off 2 decades of Brady. Pats and Boston fans in general can eat my ass
It's ok, he is still inside much of the world's population
The new chainsaw man chapter, RIP Michigan
I genuinely think it’s over guys.
Oh well. I guess it’s fine that the one positive thing about me being in Texas for so long is gone. Glad I wasted 13 years of my life for no reason besides a piece of paper I won’t ever use.
Epstein saying Trump is the worst person he’s ever met is like Hitler seeing Stalin in hell and sayjng “Shoulda toned it down”
I think a lot of bad people attack other bad people to make themselves feel good by association. You actually see this often with rapists moralizing about MeToo etc. In another email Epstein and Larry Summers were talking about a woman who beat their child to death because they thought it was unfair how they were treated in comparison.
What’s me saying “At least we’re not Wolves” when United loses.
Its really hard not to be jealous of Epstein
everyone loved him
I don’t care about Inazuma 11 but I’m glad Level 5 is back.
People really like me at work for some reason lol. I don't get it but that, the pay rises, and the fact that I can just like completely ditch the coming into the office thing most of the time makes it hard to want to leave here even when I'm going crazy
People love you when you have to carry the burden of being the one to do everything lol. I know. Trust me.
It's not just that lol, it's people in other departments that think I know what I'm doing
I’ve always felt “Stop! You’ve violated the law” would be a sick first line in an Oblivion musical.
Ending the song with "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"
why are there people from all over the world here
Anyway, I bought a nice food processor and it’s been the best purchase of all time. I can make almost anything ultra fast, I don’t have to dice a bunch of shit manually. I can make my own tomato sauce at home in a quarter of the time. It’s amazing.
People don't understand that modern Europeans only moved to Europe a few thousand years ago and basically replaced/absorbed the original Europeans
Steph left Under Armor and immediately started getting calls lmao. Don’t tell me the Nike conspiracies aren’t true in the NBA. It’s why Luka is in LA.
Why did Harley Cameron dress like Tifa last night lol.
Because tifa is in. Aerith is out
It was funny one match one time had 3 people dressed as wolverine
People thought I was crazy for boycotting Disney when they cancelled SWTCW. You deserve this.
If only Mr. Walt Disney himself were still around to see this
They’ll probably make an AI based off of him to run the company, kinda like in batman beyond that ceo AI that stole the batsuit
Imagine building a time machine, go back to the past and told kid me that "Hey, forget about having a dream of creating animated series at Disney, they're raped out of existence"
I wouldn’t use a time machine unless it were like avengers endgame/dbz. If it’s the version where every small change fucks shit up I wouldn’t risk it. But yeah kid you would be devastated
It fucking sucks how animation is dead dude. Even in Japan people are dying to create it
Its disheartening as someone that has always loved animation
I heard somebody call the Steam Machine the Gabecube lol
Steam Machine not Deck
People keep saying it looks like a gamecube but all I see is a Series X cut in half.
I mean, that’s pretty much what it is lol. I said it looks like the black Xbox 360 and a silver Gamecube made a hybrid.
Oh my fucking god. Ubisoft shadow dropped a PC port of Pandora Tomorrow????? Nani?
I didn’t even realize they remember they owned Splinter Cell
Modern globalization is so soulless and boring compared to colonialism
Black Ops 7 looks terrible
Elizabeth was a slut
The stupid rage bait clips of “Alpha males” “debating” with instagram thots have got to be one of the worst genres of content ever made.
Half the time, the guy doesn’t even let the poor girl speak, and when they do make a point, they just say they’re stupid and ignore it. It’s quite literally the lowest form of content imaginable. Society is fucked.
Like, who on fucking earth is watching an entire podcast of that? Nothing defines the “MaLe LoNeLiNeSs EpIdEmIc” more than watching a podcast of a 3rd grade level debate then going to only fans to jack off to the girl that just got “owned by Alpha males”
Studios try really fucking hard to write comedies when it’s really not that fucking hard. I genuinely do not remember the last mainstream comedy movie that I thought was funny.
Karma, I am playing the Trails First Chapter Demo.
Nice, hope you like it lol. I think it probably covers around where you stopped in the original
I wonder if this is gonna be like OOE where there is one hub and a bunch of separate smaller Metroidvania levels. Honestly, OOT style hub is probably the best case scenario.
The youtube algorithm is so fucking out of control dude. I randomly scrolled to a short of a dude doing a skit about snus but I thought it was just an absurdist bit but he’s actually a snus reviewer and now MY ENTIRE FUCKING PAGE IS ABOUT FUCKING TOBACCO AND TOBACCO PRODUCTS. God I hate it here. I had to delete the video from my watch history like Google was a civilian in Men in Black and I was Will Smith.
Blops 7 has an online only campaign and you can’t pause or have checkpoints in the levels. Lmao, I hope this shit fails so bad
Buddy, literally 1% of the player base is even fucking downloading the campaign.
Yeah but Black Ops campaigns were always popular and this is supposed to be the direct sequel to Black Ops 2 and they ruined it
I don’t know what to tell you guys. If you’re still getting disappointed by COD in 2025, you might actually be mentally unwell. I haven’t touched a COD in like 15 years and it has been ZERO loss on my end.
Did you see the story and some of the late game missions? It's not even COD anymore and the whole thing is a warzone wrapper.
I’m shocked. I can’t believe the franchise that has been lazily running around like a gerbil stuck in a Möbius strip is lazy and recycled.
I don't think Black Ops 7 will sell at all. It'll probably be Vanguard tier.
Also Megan Kelly isn't wrong but that's also why it doesn't make sense. Why wouldn't he just go to a country where the age of consent was slightly lower (even France or Canada)? No one would've cared and he couldn't be prosecuted. Why is he trafficking them to a weird private island?
Hmmm coffee
Same
Starbucks holiday blend? Twinsies!!!
No, I got the San Fran dark winter roast from Costco. I’m not THAT feminine James, I can’t justify paying extra for Starbucks.
Drawing is awful, and I'm tired
Manga artists after spending 15 years of their life drawing a shonen every week
Yes I prefer drinking
San fran- ha gay
True.
I just returned from Costco
Who here's going to the Mr Beast amusement park?
I say this with 1000% certainty. There is not a sum of money you could pay me to go on a Mr Beast roller coaster.
If its safe maybe lol
IF? It’s not gonna be Jimmy, this dude tried to sleep deprive a person in solitary confinement for like a week, do you honestly think those rides are gonna be safe lol
On quick review its in Saudi Arabia so thats a non starter
Take the family to Saudi Arabia. It’s fiiiine Jimmy.
If Trump gets impeached for blowing Bill Clinton I might actually kill myself because there’s no way my life could ever peak as much as knowing that information.
"I sucked his cock. It was a very nice cock, not that crooked Hillary woild know. I went down him, I say to him, I say Bill, you like it when I do that? My throat is the greatest."
“I have the best head game, many people are saying”
Lmao- that one bj stopped many wars
Trump counts every time Netanyahu declares a peace treaty signed with Palestine and goes back on it immediately as a different war he stopped.
Seriously lol- bro can’t even stop his homeys from fighting
He wants a Nobel peace prize for declaring wars are over at random points and then them not actually being over.
He basically vini jr complaining about balon for level
😂
Also is that true, lol?
Epstein files refer to him blowing somebody named “Bubba” and that’s apparently what Putin has on Trump.
Probably not real but it’s an absurdly hilarious hypothetical.
Incredible stuff happening.
“America good tjme happy time always. No inflation, sunny 7 days a week always!”
Ew no
The kids yearn for slave labor built amusement parks.
Lol- finally my woman will be respectful to my male superiority
I gotta say, Epstein definitely not killing himself but not because of Clinton but because of Trump is a masterful twist by the writers. I thought that set up was going nowhere but that was amazing foreshadowing and misdirection. The simulation got good writing now.
Which one could I comfortably jump to if I wanted to skip 2 until the remake comes out?
Either Zero or Cold Steel 1 is my recommendation. Zero is one of the best games in the series.
One word of warning is the MCs in Sky return in Zero, so there's some spoilers for Sky 2 and 3 in there. Cold Steel comparatively only really has spoilers for one character's identity
I wasn’t being sarcastic lol. It’s literally Getting Out of School Early
WWHOA
Maybe one day the bus will not be laye
Late too
DK, I think I might do a top 10 CRPGs list that doesn’t include Wizards of the coast games (So no Baldur’s Gate or Icewind Dale or Neverwinter)
You absolutely should do it
II Hate when people see me waiting for the bus and they yell at me. Can never understand what they're sayinb
I hate it when the announcer on the subway barely speaks English while making an emergency announcement so no one knows what's happening until another person comes in and makes a second announcement. I feel like this should be an easy problem to solve,
Also I think someone unfortunately killed themselves. It happens more often than you would think.
That's depressing ngl
It should be ngl
Why is the Knicks game on prime man
TThis Street reeks of piss
My neighbor has a bunch of pepper plants in his yard and he gave me some peppers so I’m gonna make salsa verde.
Nice that sounds good
I got a nice food processor recently and it has changed my cooking life. It’s so easy I can make salsa or pasta sauce in like 30 seconds.
Baking my own bread feels so… Human. So industrious.
I wanna make a homemade pizza
Harby said he loves karmas farts in his tummy
OG pulled his hammy? Time to off myself
The Devils are absolutely cursed. Jack Hughes got hurt at a steak restaurant last night at a team dinner and apparently he leaned on a glass too hard and cut his hand. We have 8 guys out for injury. How the fuck does this keep happening
Injured at a steak restaurant? Wtf
Yeah we thought he cut himself with a knife lol
I thought he choked on a bone or something.
Who cursed vadees team?
They’re called the devils so maybe god
SSilly Rabbit, look at the state of the world, if there was a god they abandoned us 🙂
Or is a SoundCloud rapper now
I just wanna sleep for 2 days straight
KKarma Got injured at a burger place. He slipped on a cup lid and shattered his collarbone
I learned they got rid of the convenient bus stop. So it's just easier to get the one near circle k
TToday Is headache day at work. This one guy blares his music loudly and I'm forced to listen
Steve Bannon being in the Epstein Files is about as surprising as watching the 1984 Rose Bowl on ESPN classic
Something in me must be broken because I've had little desire to play games recently
I Monstar’d your gaming powers away. I finished FEAR and Persona 3R this week.
That explains why I'm so tired
I'm gonna watch True Detective season 1, never watched before
Brotha
Wat
It’s the last good season of TV in recorded history
EExactly why I should watch
Lol, I like how Steam is straight up constantly recommending me I buy the entire Trails series pack that costs like 500 bucks. It’s trying to call to me like the Green Goblin mask.
Even steam know it's crack lmao
I need to play Yakuza 5 soon too
All the long games lol. I need to replay 4 and 5 too, just a bit burnt out on Yakuza
Steph was wearing Kobes tonight. It’s so fucking goddamn over for the league. My GOAT is dropping 40 pieces every night with that Nike whistle booooiii
McConaughey is not alright in this lol
Only thing going for him is he’s 6’3 not 5’11 so he can at least miss the throws over the middle before he bails on the pocket and gets sacked instead of just ignoring them completely.
I tried watching True Detective but its unnecessarily graphic so I turned it off. I dont want see corpses.
It's like he just discovered it for the first time midflight
Its funny how the President and company can basically get off with trafficking underage girls but fox news will demonize this guy for looking at normal porn lol
Ted Cruz posted MILF porn on twitter on Veterans day and nobody on the right said shit.
These same people will cry and cry and piss themselves about “We care about families. We’re THE FAMILY PARTY!!!!!” and then immediately turn around and blast Mamdani for loving his wife. Fuck these people forever tbh.
Tbf and I'm not saying this is worse, but no one should be looking at this shit in public lol
Yeah, but it’s like trying to demonize somebody for getting water on a surf board. He shouldn’t do it but looking at a dressed only fans model on a plane is hardly a fucking scandal when the President might have black mail on him from sucking Bill Clinton’s dick.
Yeah that's like a late night kinda thing lol
Even then- my wife could potentially find out and beat me lol
Also not even bad porn lol. It’s a girl in a tight shirt. My hidden photo reel would cause every Conservative in America’s face to melt like the arc of the covenant in Indiana Jones if they saw it lol
Yeah as far as scaling goes, this should be a slap in the wrist in comparison lol
I guess I'll play RE8 for a bit. Idk why I'm so demotivated from playing Hollow Knight
Hollow Knight is kinda draining in the way a Souls game is in terms of difficulty/structure, but it being a traditional Metroidvania makes it so you don’t really get that moment of satisfaction when you beat a boss or find new gear etc.
Yeah that's part of it. The other part I think is I'm in a part of the game where I have no idea where I'm supposed to go
If you play OG Hollow Knight especially now, they added so many areas post release that I genuinely got confused too when I just replayed it.
Are they free or is it like DLC? Because I don't think I have any of the DLC
It’s free DLC. You know that Cathedral area where there’s a fight against the bug Pope Ghost? That’s DLC.
Interesting
Yeah. I hadn’t replayed it since it like first dropped and I was so confused by some of the new areas lol. They don’t make it clear what was added in post at all
When I watched Running Man last night, they went to Derry, Maine (in case you forgot it was Stephen King before then). I half expected Michael Cera to say "Welcome to Derry" and stare into the camera for a few seconds
“Please watch IT: Welcome to Derry on HBO Max, new epsiodes Sunday night at 9 Eastern”
Oof my one good PS5 controller definitely has drift now. Just gotta hold up until Christmas
If only the elite controller didn't cost $200
I could never run for office because they’d see 15 pictures of Natalee and be like “He’s a Russian asset” and then Trump would say Putin was his best friend and nothing of consequence would happen to him.
Satty can you look at a random white american and tell where their ancestors were from?
Some yes. At least general nationality (I could tell if somebody was Eastern European but not specifically from one country.)
Sometimes it's obvious, other times not so much
AI The Somnium Files is so Satty coded lol
Make sure to examine things until they grey out, it can lead to some fun dialogue
Technically it's a slur. As a polack, I do not care and think it's funny
Yeah, it’s like calling me a wop or a cracker. I don’t really care lol, it’s kinda funny.
I like how they made a meta joke about the anime helper girl becoming super hot in the dream world lol.
Almost nobody would guess I’m 50 percent Italian if I didn’t have the most Italian last name imaginable. I got all my mom’s Scandinavian/Irish genes when it came to skin tone and hair lol
I made coffee and I went to put milk in and I accidentally put heavy whipping cream in. Pray for me.
I'm pretty sure the whole game was made by sweatshop mobile developers who aren't used to optimizing for in game feel. There's no detail and everything feels completely utilitarian. It's so low effort you would think they're moving to F2P or on the verge of bankruptcy.
True
I was only asking because I wanted to know if you could tell whether someone was Ukrainian from facial features. In Canada it's extremely obvious whether someone is from the British Isles, Ukraine etc. because I think immigration was much more recent so there was less intermarriage.
Also explains why Poles are so noticeable too
I hate writing political adjacent essays because my views are incomprehensible and I think I come off slightly schizo
Also you can't rate games based on how good you are at them that's dumb
Exactly. I was really fucking good at Quake 3 but Quake 1 and 2 are better. I am ass at Battlefield, but I wouldn’t give 3 or Bad Company 2 or 4 a bad review because I mostly had fun with it.
These people should be fucking shot. With prejudice. And then hung from the streets so everyone knows what happens to low IQ morons.
When AI destroys everything, I hope these morons get lined up and shot like probibition mobsters in the 20’s
Games like this make me think sports are 1000% fake tbh
American dad being in COD is so stupid. The skins have ruined my perception of COD. It’s so fucking stupid.
I've been seeing footage of the BO7 campaign.
It looks kinda silly.
Spiffy is 100% right. It looks like mobile slop that they tried to sell for $90 for or whatever games cost now.
Seeing Rodger do a kill animation is so fucking uncanny and stupid, and not in a hilarious way.
This game is so fixed dude.
Suddenly all our receivers can’t catch right? Such a fucking joke. Gambling has ruined sports. Sorry.
Sure. Best kicker in the country hits the upright from 8 yards out. This shit is so fake bro. Gambling destroyed sports.
I’m 100% convinced this game is being thrown. It’s completely ridiculous. They literally had 3 guys piled on top of him and they all just let him go? Sure.
Like it’s one thing to play bad, but for everything possible to go wrong at the same time and for players to just be blatantly dropping wide open throws when we have the best receiving corps in the country is just fucking insanity. Best kicker in the country misses two chip shots and our front 7 which is one of the best in the country has no pressures. Ok.
Trump just got a fucking MRI and he’s saying nobody knows what magnets do. Somebody, fucking anybody, please just ol’ yeller this fucking pedophile creep moron. Fucking PLEASE.
Imagine the best player on your team being sidelined for 2 months because he cut his finger too deep while leaning on a drinking glass at a team dinner
Sabres fans don't exist, and even if they did, they probably feel nothing at this point. We have had 2 seasons robbed from us by injuries and its looking like a third. A Cup contending team that always has 5 guys out at any given time. I can never get a fucking break
Oh, now we start playing well. Whatever. Fuck sports dude. This shit is so fake. How many prop bets got placed on this shit at half time? Yeah, we were just dropping everything before, right? Our all american kicker missed two 20 yard field goals? Fucking give me a break. Gambling is lame.
We just dropped 27 in a quarter. Yep. Not fake at all. Fucking so stupid dude.
Notre Dame putting BTA
Still undefeated baby
Arc Raiders looks fun
Also, if any NFL GM takes Sellers with anything more than a 6th round pick, they should be fired on the spot. No IQ, no pocket presence, no ability to adjust pre-snap, holds the ball for fucking ever. If he ever plays a single professional snap, somebody should lose their job.
but he scramble good tho so he’s a top 10 pick according to retarded NFL GM’s
I thought Sellers' stock has tanked for a while now. Its clear the top 3 are Mendoza, Simpson and Moore.
🌶💨
The Devils have over a third of their cap out for injury.
Can't have fun anymore
II Don't know those terms
Harby Zack Ryder was on smackdown. I know he was your favorite in 2014
Vince probably jerked off that he got squashed again lol
He came buckets
DK
YYo
My cousin beat Harmony of Dissonance lst night.
WWhat They think?
Digital art is fucking tedious, but thankfully I'm able to focus again finally.
Ur mom is art – boom , roasted
Throwback to my boi puppiez – ☺️
Glad yoy can focus again
I’m still blocked BTW
I'm sorry she doesn't know what she's missing out on
II Hope vadee buys me mario galaxy for my birthday in 8 days
HHe Didn't
Omg its ur quincitera
PPosting The song let it go doesn't really work because I actually listened to the lyrics and be the good girl you were supposed to be doesn't work in this situation
She take my Harby
When I’m in neeeeed
yeeeah she’s a triflin’ fin indeed
Ah she’s a harbdigger
Way over town
That digs on me
Yuh uh uh I ain’t sayin she’s a harb diggah
But I ain’t seen her with no broke Karma’s
Russian nuclear bomb, met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Communist manifesto under her underarm
She said, "I can tell you rock, I can tell by your Karm
But I'm lookin' for the one, have you seen Sati
My psychic told me she have a ass like Nata-lee
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four Seths
And I gotta take all those instagram thots to ShowBiz?
Karma is rich af he buys and sells people like me
That they broke up
Walking in the rain with no umbrella is such a pain
U r so wet
II Am actually
Vivi is best boy suck it karma
Oh DK, he thought it was great but not as good as the first two which is fair. He’s gonna play OOE because I held him at gun point
Damn straight
A video in my feed is wrestlers that medically enhanced their bodies. The thumbnail is a before and after pic of someone with bigger boobs. That feels tabloidy
MMy Socks are soaked. I wanna die
Harby boobs
This isn't bing
Not sure what game to get next. Wanna see what's there for black friday
Get me mario galaxy for our birthday
Oh no
Work time. Gonna freeze my balls off.
I'm soaked from the rain and gotta portion freezer stuff
Heh
I picked up Full Metal Alchemist again last night. Episode 4 was fucked up
Watch HunterxHunter next it looks retarded but it's probably the best long running shounen
I respect your choice Chilis but scorpions just really bother me. I’m sorry.
TOTK was so polarizing it feels like people don't even like BOTW anymore
Tbh its hard to go back to BOTW after TOTK. BOTW just feels like a rough draft
II Actually wanna reply it when I get a switch 2
Like really, I loved BOTW, but TOTK just does a lot better. There's really no reason to go back to BOTW
TOTK kind of makes BOTW irrelevant tbh. The crafting mechanic really elevates the ideas in BOTW and the map is way more interesting in TOTK, it’s just also too similar.
Plus the story in TOTK had a lot more effort put into it, instead of BOTW where you just get stuff for the 4 temples and whatever random memories you can easily miss
Dungeons and shriens are also better period
Yep.
I hate everything about the American southeast. I can't watch movies set there.
Why?
Also crowdfunding a little girl's liver surgery is not a feel good Christian story
The Leafs were so stupid for turning on Marner. Everyone should've known this was going to happen. It always does.
Their core just ain't it even with him tbh
They were fine. They lost in game 7 to the best team in the world.
After they choked a 2-0 series lead and had to force one.
Leafs are like United. Too much pressure on players to win there.
Keefe really deserves to win COTY with how well his team plays even with 8 guys out. But that award us cursed so keep it away from him lol
I just can't see myself ever getting a tattoo.
Me either
YYou Should get a tattoo of trump blowing bill clinton
I have considered getting some.
Batman symbol and something to honor my mom and brother
MMy Socks are soaked so I just wanna die
When I get home imma be in my blanket and take off these wet ass socks
@Harbinger_12:disqus you didn't kill me
SStarting To think vadee won't get me.mario galaxy.
My oldest nephew who is dating a nazi showers with her and that is gross to me. Just as someone who uses that shower. I do not want their sex stuff happening where I clean myself
Not much. Just tired because I drank too much last night.
II'm Tired too, barely slept. Dizzy wouldn't let me
Haven’t seen Pedro Pascal in a movie in over a week. Is he washed?
He's gonna be Ganon in the zelda movie
The moon goes krakoom
last night, it was raining a bit and we went to smoke a joint in the car and Henry snuck in with me and I was so high I was like “Oh hey Henry” and pet him and then I was like “wait, why are you in the car?”
Genuinely what the fuck was that comment section? I swear disqus manages to be broken in unfathomable ways at least once a month
First?
Is this working?
Did you guys at least read my Chrono Cross review while you were there?
Did you orchestrate that to make us read your review?
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FM26 is disappointing me big time
How
Like how do you fuck up spreadsheets?
By making them unintuitive to read
and by removing National Team management. I was ready to take Zimbabwe to 2030 ffs
Brother… this 2026 Italy kit
Mamma to the god damn mia
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Hello
Hey
Are we thriving chat? Is it working?
This feels heartbreaking. It's really clunky and unintuitive
Yeah.
I normally use the white page, but disqus is broke or something, and I can't upload images lately.
No, I mean Football Manager 26
They're selling the desert ranger helmet from Fallout New Vegas on the Bethesda merch store. Very tempted to place a pre-order for it. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9d03923dda1da43985c24b9ca0257d504472faa460f609e5c411e092bb4d62cc.jpg
Nothing illustrates what’s more fucked up in this country than Trump forcing them to edit a 60 Minutes interview and him still looking like an incoherent moron.
lol
https://x.com/charlieintel/status/1986168879220203973?s=46
I genuinely don’t know how dudes like him get drafted tbh. I could have told you right away he would never be good in the NFL. Stop drafting QB’s under 6’2
The only county in California to vote massively no against Prop 50 was Stanislaus County and if you’ve ever lived in California, that’s not at all shocking lol
Wait you guys were on a different thread thos whole time? I spent the whole day talking to myself. What the heck
Did it not get fucked up for you???
I was using white page
Can you link it for him?
Done
So does Frank I think. It was just me and him.
Since the last thread was fucked right as I sent it, I finished FF4. I can't decide if I like it or 3 more. 2 is still the worst by far ofc
You should play the 3D Remakes of 3 and 4. They’re way better than the pixel remasters are probably.
I'd actually believe it because these are pretty bare bones, but they'd need to be ported. I don't want to play JRPGs on a PC lol
I knew you’d say that but c’mon
Sorry man, I'm not sitting at this desk longer than I have to lol. And moving my setup is a bigger pain in the ass, so logistically… I don't care that much lol
I'm gonna save FF5 for when I just want to play a single game tho. I'm thinking of maybe picking up DQ1-2 HD-2D soon instead
I want to get DQ1-2 and Trails remake soon
How on earth have I not seen this art until now? Just saw this on the PS store
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Leon looking the most feminine of all of them with his pose lol
Feel like every one of them is avatar-worthy ngl
God, Ada is so fucking hot.
Yotei is very good btw. Even if a lot of it is just Tsushima repurposed
So I just make my own bread now. I guess that’s part of my personality.
If Pat Spencer was 6’5, he’d be the GOAT
Satty Johnny Unitas was 6'1
He played before black people were allowed to play, he doesn’t count.
lol.
3 time MVP, 3 championships and 1 superbowl, 10 time pro-bowl plus member of the 50th, 75th and 100th year anniversary all-time teams.
What a spud hey.
I was joking. I did say there are exceptions and that 6’1 is usually fine (Brees) but my point is, if I see a prospect QB Kyler’s height or Bryce Young’s height I’m running the opposite direction.
My vegan brother told me today that he's learning to skin and dress animals.
I think that might be a recession indicator.
Predator Badlands is so good but I'd understand if people hate the Disneyfication.
I am looking forward to doing absolutely nothing this weekend all by myself. I don't think I've had a completely free one for at least 2 months, kinda makes it hard to recharge
Nobody in the Cruz wing was pro-Trump 10 years ago and they've just adopted random MAGA views to blend in as the tide continues to turn against them.
Tucker/Vance/Fuentes "win" long term because against all odds they actually have a semi coherent ideology that actually adheres to real historical outcomes. Lies never last.
They were talking about their girlfriend how was I supposed to know? My next best guess was Fenix because he's a New Yorker and they were talking about the election.
Girlfriend in dispatch
Oh I only watched xQc play the first 39 minutes
I don't think any of their other games had dating mechanics? weird
I think you could basically choose if you wanted to "date" someone or not, but it wasn't important
everything is so complicated these days
My friend texted me at 7 AM this morning if I wanted to join them for an 8:15 Tee Time since the 4th member of their group had to back out so I went and played 18. My driving was fucking horseshit today. I shot my usual handicap +6, but only because the amount of crazy recovery shots I hit was through the roof.
Do you use safari? Which mobile browser do you use?
If you're wondering, no I can't use mobile either because it won't go to the page to log in. I'm on my PC right now.
even on white page?? https://disqus.com/home/discussion/disqustingplace-com/rh_fear_edition/
I use the mod page. But I’m just curious what mobile browser you use
I use Duck Duck Go, but I don't need to. I only had it so I could use the built in VPN for the few times I wanted to watch porn in Texas.
Asmr girlfriend experience
My friend also decided to film me without me knowing and they got a shot of me hitting a bunker shot like 4 feet past the hole and they were like "Dude nice shot!" and I just look at them and then look down at my wedge and say "Fucking absurd dude. Not even a buried lie and I get no spin." and I slammed my club head in the sand and then I saw them laughing because they were filming and I looked right at the camera and said "This is what being a single handicap is like everyone. You would be fucking ecstatic for that shot, it's a crap shot for me."
I wish I could post it but, I'm obviously not gonna dox my friend group lol
Furniture in the past looked so beautiful
Hello
Black page is borken
No it lives, not like whatever the fuck that other thread was
I couldn’t log on
I think disqus pulls that shit on me every few months
This has pop up ads though- lord
Russian milfs in your area?
I wish lol
Taco time
Sometimes I wake up at 2am read degenerate manga for 3 hours then go back to sleep and it feels like it was all a dream because I only vaguely recall what happened and there's no way that was a real manga but it was
Disqus is fucked
Broncos are the most dogshit 7-2 team of all time.
Why can I not feature this
Broncos horseshit kicks in now
We really gave up 33 points to this team in a quarter man
You want to torture someone, show them tonight’s game.
I’m entering this game into the cabinet for my “Bo Nix is actually complete ass” file. Our defense is trash dawg
How bad is the Giants D Coordinator lmao
“Oh look at me, I’m Zoran Mamdani, I just got elected mayor of New York, I have based policies and me and my wife love each other and are the hottest couple.” Get a fucking life dude https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8ae25fb32ed4fc1c68927005b306f7c5b22d8c79bde8f36ddaee6f89ae9473f5.jpg
I knew he was in 30s but I didn't mentally associate that with being born in 1993
You literally just called me old lol
AC/DC announced a concert in São Paulo and a ticket costs a whopping cuntwrecking 300 dollars.
Guess who's laughing and not seeing these fossils live
Oof
Hi
Hi
Sup sati
Ded
Guess I will show another time
I’m tired but debating if I should say why
Just say
Happy N7 day!
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Hour long meeting got canceled thank christ
my tagline for my FM26 review will be "the videogame equivalent of replacing Alex Ferguson for David Moyes"
Damn is there any good football games left
Mario Strikers?
The og sure. But that new one?
the og on Switch 2
Oh shit
like, I am still gonna play the fuck out of it because it's my virtual cocaine, but man, this is so much worse than before
like, look at this hideous UI. It's even worse now that I work with Power BI and can literally think of a better way to design this dashboard https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a8ed152229f032b41ca0455f4fd7b8222eafd7d2a4abd4bb4eb8634ceebf2e72.png
lol another nothing year. Why do people even harass him, did they honestly expect something of substance? How delusional do you have to be at this point
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who's this lad
Dude in charge of ME4
We waited an extra year for this supposed new visual engine for the matches… and it still looks like FIFA 06 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/18c0c967416263b17c8346425009f4956cc0d650b635b5f6ace26a139bf2f92b.png
Lmao this is pokemon levels of garbage visuals
but, like, it's fine, it's Football Manager. I was fine with the older games looking like PS1. It's just a visual representation of the match.
But you cancel one release last year, decide to remake the entire game because you are saying the focus is on the new visual engine… and that's what you deliver?
That’s criminal
so a dude in charge of nothing?
But he says they 100% on mass effect now
Man
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Giving me PTSD lol
Apparently they butchered the HD port of Deus Ex. Seriously, how does Aspire get these big name remasters when Nightdive exists. If ANY classic PC game deserved the Night Dive treatment, it was Deus Ex.
Aspyr owns Eidos' entire IP
with the exception of Gex. For some reason, Gex stayed with Square Enix
“This is like the time I tried to eat pork in front of the Crown Prince.”
I didn’t know that
HOW they got it is another story I dunno the plot to
Square probably sold them all of their Eidos catalog to pay for those stupid NFT games that never released and that nobody will ever care about.
Also, remember when I made fun of the Browns for drafting Gabriel? Yeah, it turns out a 5’11 QB with no discernible talents who was garbage in college until he went to Oregon and played with 15 other 5 star recruits on offense that he looked good is a bad idea. They need to start Shedour. If he sucks so be it. It can’t be any worse than this.
I also said over and over and over Dart should be the first QB off the board and it’s looking morel Iike I was right, as usual.
Why is anybody shocked the new Sydney Sweeney movie flopped? Her art is literally irrelevant to her. She’s stuck in the exact same situation as Sabrina Carpenter where their art’s entire existence is studios/labels desperately trying to get straight men to pay for their shit instead of just jerking off to them
And I genuinely hope all these bots on twitter and reddit asking for a “progressive party” get shot before the midterms too.
This is comedy lmao
Giants fired Daboll. See Vadee, things are already looking up for you. I don’t even get that much.
Should have been New Vegas tbh
there is a person named Bo Nix and it's not a Star Wars sequel trilogy character?
He’s the starting quarter Back for Denver’s NFL team lol
I genuinely hate Youtube. They make people censor every fucking word for “advertisers” and the advertisers are literally AI Trump in a dress singing a Nicki Minaj song. It’s ludicrous.
The algorithm has also gotten so much worse it's ridiculous. It's sad that the best mainstream website at this point is reddit, and reddit is pretty trash now too
I watched a random video on Skate 4 while I was grinding in P3R and now my entire algo is skating and skate videos. It’s fucking ridiculous.
That's why I immediately delete the video from my history if it's something I really do not want to see more of
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Damn, I know it’s that one that never forgets… What’s it called again?
Something about Chainsaw Man is so soothing
Russian bots out in full force on political reddit. I love when my feed is the same shit over and over.
What happened?
The shut down is over and apparently democrats “caved” even though it literally doesn’t matter.
If it didn't matter then they shouldn't have caved.
It does matter because now things can actually function properly. Who cares if they “caved” or didn’t, the conservatives don’t have to be held responsible for their actions because the media is non-stop pro-trump propaganda.
“They were about to nuke the filibuster” no they weren’t. Republicans would let the whole country burn before they got rid of their one excuse to do absolutely nothing 100% of the time.
We live in a post reality world where literally nothing matters. The government being “shut down” meant nothing because the government might as well not exist. Trump is the government.
Any dumb cuck bot that thinks Republicans doing anything negative actually matters deserves to be shot tbh. They all were blaming democrats anyway. Reality doesn’t matter because all the media is owned by anti-reality death cult members.
All our tax money goes to Trump’s pocket now anyway, so who fucking cares if we vote on healthcare or whatever. This country is for all intents and purposes completely finished as a functioning democracy.
What comes after Trump 2.0? No one is satisfied and there are no alternatives.
The country won’t exist as it does after Trump. My guess is we get invaded by China or we get Balkanized and all the sane states just function normally.
It’s really obvious reddit commenters don’t fucking go outside and see how anybody actually talks about politics. The amount of times I hear my grandpa’s boomer friends saying the most psychotic political shit is honestly insane. They legit fucking want everyone to die.
People were not gonna be mad at Trump about not visiting family for the holidays, they’d be mad at “The Government” which really just means liberals anyway, because nothing bad that happens to the average person happens because of conservatives.
No, because it would be trained by a bunch of retarded algorithms.
TBH, I need to consistently bring Satirical Reviews back. I always have fun writing game and movie reviews.
Review stranger or dark cloud
See, I feel like a Dark Cloud review (or dual review of 1 and 2) is way too niche. It’s one thing to review games I like that people have heard of or games that are new and being talked about. But a game that nobody here except Leo has ever played and that isn’t considered a classic you’d heard about is kinda pointless IMO
Dang. I’d like to read a dark cloud one lol. Okay then what about that sea of stars game or the first star ocean that came out that I bought
I'm gonna replay RE8. I need something to play along with Hollow Knight, my frustrations with the walk backs require I have a balance or I'll go crazy lol
P3R and hollow knight for me
SMTVV is $23 on PSN, incredibly tempting ngl. But then I feel like it's wrong to buy another JRPG cause I just got Octopath 1 and 2 and I'll probably get DQ 1&2 soon
You're playing Hollow Knight too? Nice timing lol
My youngest nephew actually beat the path of pain. Made me wanna play
All this debate about the shutdown is pointless because nobody will even remember this in 2 weeks when Trump is trying to give 50 billion to North Korea. Who gives a fuck.
I forgot the intro is just the Deathly Hallows
I forgot about Chris just showing up and absolutely fucking mag dumping Mia in the intro lol.
Yeah they made a big deal of "ooo Chris is evil now" and it's like no man he's the biggest boy scout in the series lmao
It would be absolutely insane for the first “evil” thing somebody does to just break into somebody’s house, mag dump their wife and take their baby lmao
"Chris's alcoholism and the death of his squad in 6 was just too much for him even after he got over it"
He was so depressed Shiva was never in any other games and acted out.
The refs are intentionally not calling false starts on the tush push so it gets banned. It’s clear as day. All those people that said “You’re just mad because nobody can stop it” can blow me. I said this shit needed to be banned in the off season and I was fucking right. Again.
Instead of explaining anything to him Chris is just like "Ethan, no" lmao
The intro is so unintentionally hilarious lol
I know there's a reason Ethan's the one that takes the most damage of any MC, but jesus it's comical how much this dude gets maimed or worse
Just dump some random liquid on the wound and you’ll be alright
Well not when your fingers got bitten off by a werewolf
Right, just wait till your arm gets cut off by the 8 foot tall dommy mommy
0-0 at the half? Sheesh
One team’s only plan is to run a play that gets exactly 1 yard by false starting. It’s fucking absurd.
https://x.com/dexerto/status/1988079491785077091?s=46
Ima watch a movie. Sinners or Weapons?
Weapons is slightly shorter, we'll do that
Hopefully this summons Frank
PPfft Kids don't even know how to Naruto run
Benedict Wong shows up in the strangest places
Packers stink man.
Well yeah they're cheese heads
This is a weird-ass movie already
Eagles win off some bullshit. What else is new
Why the hell would you go for it on 4th Philly??
Sirianni is a fraud coach held up by his god tier GM
nah, he’s a decent coach propped up by having good coordinators and a good roster.
Do you think all these good players just show up and instantly know how to play in the NFL? Somebody is developing them lol.
We saw how bad they were when they lost their coordinators. Same thing is happening now. Suddenly their run game sucks with saquon lol
Nobody who has ever run for that many yards does it again the next season. Not even close, not once. I could have bet my house on Saquon having a down year.
Lmao what a joke of a game. Every single prime time game this week has been complete and utter doo doo balls.
Meanwhile that Andrew Wiggins buzzer beater made me bust
Main villain in Weapons unironically
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😂
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Can never look at Campbell's soup the same way
Yawnnn.
That was a wild ride ngl
I was wondering why even focus on the cop for a bit there, but if you took him out we wouldn't get the junkie being that ridiculous
Also wow there were a lot of bad moustaches
Gonna sleep but tell harby I started Andor. Goodnight
Genuinely, NFL GM’s need to adopt my ideology of never drafting QB’s under 6’2 with high picks, I’d be better than at least 60% of the GM’s in the league.
See told ya I'm short
You’re short for somebody who gets hit by 6’6 270 pound men lol.
Funny Satty Lore, my friend’s dad had a football coach come beg me to try out at QB because I had great arm strength + I was tall and I did ok at the first practice until I got fucking blindsided by a Defensive End that weighed twice as much as me and I said “I think I’ll stick to baseball.”
Exactly
So like 100lbs
At that time I think he was like 240 and I was about 145 lol
Me: Football Manager 26 is the most disappointing game in the franchise, and I'm saddened with how it plays.
Also me:
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How do you have 48 hours in it, you got it like a day ago
Satty you don't get 5,000 hours in this franchise by acting like a chump
I assume he must leave it on in the background
You forget how cold the cold feels pretty quick
Nope I do not
Nico Harrison fired
Joe Schoen fired next
It's that time of year again, completing pointless HR courses
phishing training?
Harrassment this time
I feel harrassed by these courses
Oof it mentions microagressions. I hate how that dumb term is still used
The final confirmation I have to click and certify is all in french lmao
for me as well
We're in canada I guess which is the only reason this makes some sense. Don't know what I confirmed but don't really care
but my ad agency is français
PS2 outsold every Xbox combined which is truly crazy
Half life 3
There aren't that many anticipated games
Yeah I can only think of a handful. HL3 is the only mythical one left
playing FM26 must be the equivalent to Spiffy feeling disappointed with [INSERT ANIME NAME]'s hyped but eventually disappointing new season
Ah gang. I’ve really got myself in a bad situation this time.
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which one is better
10 more min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJp8K40TSxc
My hair has reached a length were I can now say definitively that I am a sexy man
you've always been one
this mfer really shitting on Hot Fuzz on my watch is he for real
that movie is pure perfection
DQ7 first up
I hear the game is long af so it'll be a long time before I get to it, but it looks cool
I don't wanna sound like a dick but what makes DQ so special? I've only liked the Builders spinoffs tbf
It's just a classic 90s JRPG formula in a near perfected form. Was honestly shocked how well 3 held up last year
DQ3 2.5 HD prob my next Switch game
this Japanese dude is a lot less cringe than the Nintendo Direct one
Looked like Va-11 Hall-a
I saw that Japanese convenience store simulator and all I thought was "fuck sake it's the same layout to where I buy sushi in Yakuza"
Ive never heard of this series tbh
NNice, Fatal Frame
They aged the MCs up, probably only so they could get away with weird costumes
haven't they remade this game already
On Wii but only Sam played it
ew
Im shocked the costumes aren't weird
wait for the DLC
man that game already came out
how the fuck are you doing a 24 hour race in a videogame you lunatic
and this MotionRec game is also out already
My friend blocked me but it is what it is at this point. She’s probably just upset.
WWhat Led to her blocking you? Or was it out of nowhere?
Listen to frank tho. Might be way better for you
Wat what happened
Wait kaname date wasn't on Playstation? Weird
This is a weird SOP so far
There's a state of play?
a Japanese one
Ooooh
Yeah japan focused. They showed some DQ7
Nice. I said I'd probably never play 7 again but they got me to
Yeah because of your experience I'll probably wait a long while lol, but I wanna try it eventually
Like I loved it but also wanted it to end so much sooner but there was just so much game
Yeah that's exactly it lol. Long games are fine, but I gotta be in the right mood. Especially with something like DQ
Also takes a long time to start
for a second I thought they were putting Godzilla in Monster Hunter
how the fuck is Sega able to make their own Smash Kart and Nintendo isn't
Yes I’m coping.
I was gonna ask are you okay but probably not
She said that “I’m probably secretly happy they broke up” and she’s right. But not for any selfish reason.
As max Pablo would say, that's a hard cock to suck
I'm sorry I thought DQ7 was an action game for a moment but this is much worse. I hope you're okay.
mfer this Arc game is already out as well
Forgot about the SOP. Anything?
Basically just Fatal Frame 2 and DQ7
Whoa those things had a gravitational pull
What did I miss?
Fatal Frame 2, DQ7, and a lot of misc stuff I've already forgotten
Okay so not much at all.
Yeah it's a small scale one thus far
I can't believe I always miss these shows now
is there anything there that hasn't been announced before
That harby loves you
Octopath 0 now
It's that marvel fighting game again
I just can't imagine Japanese people reading western comics
That was Hiro Nakamura in Heroes
TThey Made a marvel anime where they become the heroes or something, I never saw it
yeah but you see, they had to make an ANIME about it
https://youtu.be/ZA-RwKMAVsU?feature=shared
Nightreign dlc, don't really care
I thought no one remembered Gosick. It used to be in the best mystery anime conversation back in the day but also I heard the book was much better.
I watched it and enjoyed it.
I thought it was slow but the visuals made me daydream about solving mysteries
Big announcement now
Seems like that was it unless they have a one more
dude are you really trying to sell people on a PS5?
just say "it's not an Xbox"
But the ads say everything is an xbox
This is so stupid
Lol the rumor about the japan PS5 was true
look what Nintendo did
$350 usd isn't even a great price. You can find it on sale for that much here.
That was a weak one ngl
Although I guess they include VAT so it's closer to $300 for Sony
I hate the Nintendo Direct format everyone uses now. There's so much room for more creativity.
who was the dickhead who said there was going to be something big being announced
Where's Fromsofts successor to ELDEN Ring?
Frank is right but am I gonna listen?
https://youtu.be/bX3JonWTHeU?si=a_Far0qytxR2YMrM
I hope satty doesn't end up being visited by ghosts
Nooooooooo
https://youtu.be/25COnFnoCMY?si=JSKuhpkSj1JPUgKx
II Hope Gabby doesn't slip on a cherry
Harby
I haven't seen harby in 19 months
II Put a 5 dollar bounty on satty
What kinda Bounty Hunter does that get you? Kat the Bounty hunter instead of dog?
Hey Kat is not a racist so automatically better.
Anyway, me and my friends went to the range earlier to practice and I fixed this guy’s (my friend’s friend but I just met him last time we played) hook after like 20 swings lol. I’m actually an elite teacher I guess.
https://youtu.be/9_Hy_uYj03g?si=UlHvVpJGxEFBx3ca
This guy is the least wrestler looking wrestler ever. Hint, if I could drop the guy in one punch, they shouldn’t be in a wrestling promotion lol
You should fight hook
Wait, he’s Taz’s son lol. I found that out googling his weight.
Yeah lol. Explains the height right
There’s no way he’s 6 foot lol. Maybe with shoes on.
Definitely with shoes on
A 5 dollar bounty gets you a guy who says “Yeah, I guess I’ll shoot him if I run into him.”
Key gonna get you
II Put a 7 dollars bounty on karma
Heavy D
He uses that name but then wonders why I say he has a giant pee pee. Like it's clearly massive if it's a heavy D
Them
Just saw the Toy Story 5 teaser. Woody is back, lmao. What was the point of 4 then? Fuck Disney dude, Toy Story 3 was legit the perfect ending you could write for the series, but Disney is creatively bankrupt. Can't wait for the live action rendition
I haven't seen Toy Story 4 because I was boycotting Disney
4 was good tbh but it really had no reason to exist
Pixar can't make original movies anymore. The studio is basically finished.
II Never saw after 2
never saw the incredibles
Not even 1?
Toy Story 3 was an amazing ending but of course Capitalism go brrrr. Nothing after 3 exists to me, like nothing after MGS V is called Metal Gear Solid that isn’t a remake/remaster.
Not even amazing, I don't think you could write a better ending to the series if you tried than 3's. Legit a perfect ending
Making a live action Toy Story where 90% of the movie would have to be CGI anyway because there’s like a whole 7 human interactions would be peak Disney tbh
Imagine the moving truck scene but it’s just a not so covert budget truck ad
We can all agree the new Sydney Sweeney movie is just money laundering, right?
You should make sweet love to her
The thing is, she also is stuck in the Sabrina Carpenter cycle where half the possible audience doesn’t give a fucking shit about what they put out artistically. Straight dudes don’t listen to Sabrina Carpenter just like they don’t go see Sydney Sweeney movies, they just jerk off to them.
SSo You won't make sweet love to her in your fuck cabin?
So how does chucky work in the toy story universe?
CCan He talk to other toys or do they know he has a human soul?
Neither of them
Understandable. Its rated 12+ in Japan so it was made for children.
https://x.com/sa_co43/status/1987678238634864818
Everyone hates Sweeney now and it's kind of sad. I haven't seen any of her movies though besides the one with Glen Powell but it was really bad. I couldn't finish it.
SSatty Won't make love to her. Guess because she's not Korean
Reddit hates her because being a possible Trump supporter is worse than being a literal terrorist to Reddit.
TThat's Also the name of the boat in Arrow
It’s literally a shonen anime and nobody else sees it.
Its live action March Comes Like a Lion
Wait hntil the end. It becomes very Shonen anime-y lol
I have to pee 🙁
Hell yeah I wanna
Alt earth version of satty named hunter has a fuck cabin
I downloaded this a really long time ago specifically because I read Koreans were being arrested for playing it. I think the arrests back then just made it famous.
https://x.com/BepDelta/status/1988283346259182034
I should literally be an NFL scout. I could have told you with absolute certainty not to waste draft capital on Dillon Gabriel. You don’t even have to pay me for that, that was is so obvious, it’s on the house. Guy is 5’10 and has no elite skills or physical traits.
You could also be our GM. I think you'd figure out after one year of your kicker not being reliably healthy you'd look elsewhere afterward instead of doing so 2 seasons later
Its really underrated how important your voice is but you can see this on twitch
II Hate my voice. I think I sound like someone who is on the autism spectrum which I am
Also funny addendum to that story, I had never played a snap of football before and they said “On three.” And I didn’t know what that meant so I just copied Rich Gannon’s “Red 80. Red 80 set hike” cadence and it worked and I thought I was gonna be such a good QB after that first hand off.
Wanna swap voices for a day?
Also, we were lined up in the pistol and I didn’t know what an inside Zone handoff was except for what the play was on Madden so I was like “I mean I guess I kinda get it.”
All I know about football is that it has touchdowns
That was about all I knew too. They told me to run an RPO which means you are either handing the ball off, throwing it or running it yourself based on reading the defense and I was like “Yeah, I can totally do that.”
Ron Howard: He could not.
It felt so weird because you can stick me at literally any position in baseball and I can play it like I’ve done it my whole life but I was so fucking out of my element trying to play football lol
II Sucked at most sports I played.
As my cousin says “I’m the most athletic non-athletic dork ever” and it’s true. I’m shockingly good at sports for genuinely not having much real athleticism lol
GRC: I saw a clip of the OG Pirates of the Caribbean and I’m kinda realizing Kiera Knightly in a corset was when I found out I like women and that explains an absurd amount about the things I like women to wear lol
I mean, with golf, it’s mostly just being tall lol. Having a repeatable swing and being tall is about 70% of the way to hitting the ball far.
Like my friends always go “You never swing hard” I don’t have to lol. My arm length generates all the whip on the club.
I'm stealing your height and giving you 20lbs
I would gladly take the weight tbh but I would be devastated if I lost 2 inches. I was so mad last time I was at the doctor’s when the little Filipino nurse couldn’t reach up high enough to mark me right and said I was 6’0 which is literally impossible.
Too bad stealing it.
Also, IDK if I said this already but I went to pick up my medication and I guess the proper scientific name is close to the one that Zepbound or whatever its called is and the lady brought me that out and I just looked down at my stomach and said “I don’t think that’s mine.”
Fatty strikes back
https://youtu.be/IBeF8BfW4PA?si=tjHkjhImuWrAw7gi
This reminds me the other night, my cousin was playing Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep 2.0 and the opening cutscene being this ultra serious retelling of the entire lore of the world up to that point and then fucking Mickey Mouse shows up and says “So she became one with her darkness” and it fucking sent me.
Lol
Also, just so you know, I’m not trying to make it a romantic thing with my friend. She’s just been texting me because she’s upset about the breakup and for god knows what reason, I’m the person that gets chosen for that like always. I’m completely over the romantic aspect of our relationship (ok, romantic half, if wasn’t ever reciprocated) we live 2000 miles away.
I thought she blocked you
She did. That was this morning. We were talking before that
Oh okay. But yeah just be careful
I like (what I’ve played) of KH but the hard cuts to Goofy being like “He rejected his inner darkness!” Make me not able to take the story seriously at all
Goofy, mickey and Donald all saying that kinda stuff would be funny
My oldest nephew got a black dog named snoopy
Good call
We made minestrone
What game.
Oh, I thought you said Minestone lol. Now it seems like I’m insulting your cooking
Is that like minecraft 2?
Its code for making love
Him and satty finally did it
Satty is a bossy lover
Oh la la
Lmao
He seems like he only cares if he finishes
Then brags that he is amazing lol
LLmao That's so satty
😂
He probably smokes after too
He probably vapes
I’m the best at making love, quick and efficient. Many women are saying
Mmmhmmm
How much tats you got now?
That doesn't sound fun lol
Oh
This minestrone is fire ngl
Imma be real I don't know what that is
Soup with a lot of veggies
Ohhhhh
Knicks court is dope
You okay? I actually almost fell 20 minutes ago
Im tired Robbie
Satty would be like I'm tired Margot Robbie when she asks him to help her orgasm since he got his already
Bruh, all Margot Robbie would have to do is say “please babe” in that accent and I would eat her out for 3 hours.
In her harley accent?
No, natural accent.
Lol- hed be like you should of came 3 times already- im an smazing lover
He'd explain why she's just a bad lover
Lord- good luck
Imma die?
No satty will pound dat ass on that date. He will wear lingerie
Aaaaaa
He will mew
I just wanted to see KH4 at the Sony show today
Love the profile pic. Suck it satty
World Champions
They deserve it
It only took spending the economic value of Gambia to beat an overachieving Blue Jays team
Uh oh here comes the Yankees fan talking about team budget
Abolish deferred contracts
HHaters Gonna hate greatness
At this point I just accept it's gonna get shown when it gets shown
The malelivingspace sub makes me have a nervous breakdown. How many men are living like this where they have a 3000 dollar PC setup but no bedframe? What is wrong with everybody these days
I sleep on the floor
II Want a 3000 dollarydoos pc but no bed
The one girl just fatal framed a ghost
I 100p% knew when I saw that scene that you’d mention Fatal Frame lmao. You and me are like the only ones that have actually played that here. Maybe DK.
Yeah now that Sam is gone lol. More people gotta play those
Maybe that leaked megaton next week is KH4 news
Mega what now
Supposedly some insider said he got a DM about an announcement next week and said if its true then GTA 6 is gonna have its thunder stolen
I mean I doubt that's KH4 lol
Idk what it can be tbh. Half Life 3 maybe but thats like boy crying wolf now. Maybe Bloodborne
Brother, the only thing stopping GTA from dominating the entire month that it drops is literal nuclear war.
The leaked mega ton is that Microsoft is resurrecting Mecha-Matterick to restore order to the gaming universe.
Its actually megaten
Satty should cover his pee pee in honey bbq and slap karma with it and say welcome to derry bitch
“With honey BBQ sauce from the great state of Kansas, I dong slap you Karma. FOR AMERICA”
True patriot
I might just watch Sinners tonight tbh, dunno if after this episode that I'm gonna wanna do Hollow Knight or RE8
Is that Pennywise with a cowboy hat?
It’s hilarious how Trump being in the booth during a football game is fine now that Trump is doing jt when these same people acted like Colin Kaepernick threatened American sovereignty because he kneeled for the dumb fuck song that we only play because the military pays them to.
People say him and vince McMahon will be at cenas last match
Its gonna be a new Driver game. The king is back
Karma gonna have broccoli farts
There's no broccoli in the minestrone
Thank the lord
Yeah gonna watch Sinners. Btw why are they advertising their podcast on this app lol
Satty probably sleeps in a laundry pile cocoon
No. My room is kinda almost psychotically organized lol.
Satrick bateman
Lol.
KKarma Watch the movie humpday. Harby loves it.
I have no idea what's going on when I watch WoW gameplay
Auto attack
Huh? Outer Worlds 2 is out?
Wow is it?
Yeaaa I just found out lol
I just found out because you lol
It's borderline shadow dropped at this rate
Theres no way Expedition 33 is the frontrunner for GOTY
I mean it's the only clear runner tbh
That's crazy
https://youtu.be/hoUA8RSL8_Q?si=1efIdL-b_IdIPaW3
I am awake
Coma
I looked away from the movie for a second and suddenly there's just a bunch of people dressed up from different eras making a bunch of different kinds of music. Weird movie
WWhat Are you watching?
Sinners
II Gotta see that
Like there was a girl twerking and everything
Gang
Had to refresh to see this
FiFinally watching the spy×family movie
Hmm
The inner snob is probably waiting to get out
I love Yor
It uses a different laser and has a much larger data capacity y9u tool
Like why would I call something, something that it is not. Satty is an animal
I wonder if people put movies on dead formats like laser disc. I wonder since people do that with games and music. Though with music the sound quality does differ
To be fair, good vinyl actually legitimately sounds better, it’s just really fucking pointless unless you like collecting physical mediums.
I don’t get the point of owning a Betamax copy of Transistor or whatever
Betamax had better video quality but you needed more tapes
The thing is, she’s right in that I was secretly happy. But not in a “Oh now we can be together” kind of way. That ship sailed, circumnavigated the globe and came back to port laden withe exotic spices.
I’m just happy for her she’s not with a loser. I mean for god’s sake, even her parents clearly liked me more than him.
When y9u know someone is in denial and still hopes for it deep down even though on a level they accepted it'll never happen
Me?
I'm probably reading too much into what you said
I used to rationalize it as her being too afraid of change to try to be with me. Now THAT is denial.
Oof
You guys don’t truly understand the depths of this. Maybe Frank does.
I mean I was in love with a girl with a boyfriend. I just mostly thought I wasn't good enough and had to get better so I could win her over. Also bad thinking.
I guess the irish vampires get their own jig too
They just had a thing of garlic lying around?
You would probably like FEAR
I Don't know much about it tbh
It’s like if Half Life was horror flavored. But not like a deep, rich horror flavor. Like a hint of horror flavor. Like those hint of lime tostidos. Do they make those still?
They sure do lol
You don't?
Concerning….
"Sammmehhh" lmao
I hope chili's accepts she's a snob deep down
Frfr
SShe'd Be happier if she embraced it instead of pretending she's a normie
KKarma The kinda guy who doesn't even carry a bag of rice to stop Japanese vampires
Karma says “You morons will be slowed by the rice when I can just run away from them”
SSee That's why he dumb. You throw the rice so they count every grain. Does he even know shit about vampires?
I should do a top 10 CRPGs list
You should.
Thing is, at least almost half of the list has to be Planescape Torment/Baldur’s Gate/IceWind Dale/Neverwinter Nights
WWell Make it anyways so I basically have a recommendations list
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/80f8b540e29235d249c3c3c453566542938b9ab82cb37cdd5c99918a999ba005.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dfa007a46e08fea1bbc868dc7791dc93a59fc22ab31f7d4ce5b15b4d2f743599.gif
Saori hayamis voice 😍😍😍
Harby will never understand
Frank
Frank and Hunter
I give it a resounding "it's ok." 7/10. Felt like it was trying to do too much
Really lol
Hunter and Frank is an alt reality where we both move to Miami and re-enact Miami Vice episodes, but the catch is it’s a reality show about the behind the scenes of us making the show which again, is literally just us recreating scenes from Miami Vice.
Yeah actually this is the best scene in the movie lol
That shirt and that bling is crazy
TBH, the best aspect of the movie is that the soundtrack is super fucking authentic despite being made by a Scandinavian person.
Glad I watched it but definitely didn't live up to the hype
II Wanted to say that about atla but couldn't. It was as good as harby said
It really is. It pretty much has everything you could want
I need to start korra
Drew, hunter and frank
Who's in nevermind?
Just found it lol. I barely pay attention to the studio so I guess it slipped my mind about One Battle
I had to think about it for a few days but I think it deserves it. I bestow upon thee the highest honor. Welcome to the Satty 10/10 club https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7b408fdcf3af2ef55ed839e48ed8d67c365b255ed4c75b8b64341dfb4532569a.jpg
Did you finish it fully then?
Yes
So do you agree GOAT ending? Or at least one of them?
Substance will be next most likely
IIts On max so gonna watch it when I can
Absolutely.
Hell yes
He died on my birthday 😔
Oh no
https://youtu.be/BD0RMDUr1zc?si=-Q4zCV0sxtHd5BbR
One of the few japanese songs I actually kind of know the lyrics for lol
II Know a couple
I finally found a character who is relatable.
Yukari hates when people don’t do their job or are stupid
– She hates when people are disorganized
– Can’t fathom having a super messy room
– complains about the water pressure
She just like me frfr
I never got why people disliked her in the OG
They could never make me hate you Yukari. My organized queen.
There's only 2 pieces of media that make me consistently cry, one of them is P3's ending. The other is the Iron Giant, no joke
Hogarth
Superman
I used to never cry at most media other than littlefoots mom dying in the land before time. But when I lost my brother even the cheesiest stuff makes me cry now. A scene in Michael bays tmnt made me tear up
The only time media has made me cry is the note reading in OG Silent Hill 2. Actually, not true. I cried laughing the first time I saw the “hi doggy” scene in The Room lol
"You're my favorite customer"
I’ve actually been to that flower shop. It’s a cafe now but they have a picture of the doggy up. He died in I think 2013 I wanna say. Why the fuck do I know so much about the dog actor in one of the worst movies ever made
I mean it's a doggy, why not?
Fun fact, me and my friend brought a football to prom so we could play catch in our tuxes like they do in that movie for some fucking reason lol
Lmao probably no one understood at the time
Literally everybody was confused. In addition to this fun fact, I KNOW i was utterly robbed of being voted prom queen. I know I got enough votes. They weren’t gonna let the joke happen though.
I'm not a dog guy. You'd like my oldest nephews dog snoopy
Anyway, I’m playing Icewind Dale now that I finished Persona 3 R, when I don’t feel like playing FEAR and I forgot that having a cleric in the first quarter of Icewind Dale is like having a free “Insta win every battle” button
Literally the only recorded instance of Turn Undead being useful in an RPG
Speaking of dogs, I do wanna see Good Boy too. Don't think it's on streaming for a couple more weeks tho
Satty for prom queen
A gentleman does not kiss and tell.
It feels like it lol
It cannot be that hard to just draw a bear lol
8 episodes/hours of underwhelming conclusion and 3 year wait between seasons. What the fuck is going on with productions man……
The answer is execs being risk averse and not greenlighting more seasons prior to a new season
They keep using the excuse of 'high quality production' but bull shiet. GoT later seasons look no different. Other TV shows still has poor CGI.
It really is just a case of poor management. Even if you factor in post production, simply filming while the current season is going will mean you can actually hit yearly lol
If Season 3 of Euphoria could read, it’d be very angry right now
I just found out that they renewed Alien: Earth for a second season. Yuck.
https://youtu.be/G2dm1RF5RmA?si=ILImFxLrPPOQ9spT
T_T Tron T_T T_T T_T
We got a banger NiN album out of it at least.
Yaaaa. One song in particular is coom worthy
I’ll never forget walking out of It 2 and my friend just knowing immediately that it annoyed me lol
They're rebooting prison break btw
I don’t know why I picked Prison Break as my “Random old show that was better” when I don’t even like it either lol. It was just the first thing that came to
Mind
AAlso Funny coincidence because I just read it was getting a revival with none of the original cast
“Did I just spend 2 and a half hours watching characters figure out what they already knew again?”
Yeah that was always gonna be the problem with chapter 2 tbh
1 was carried by the kid dynamic. I could squint through the dumb clown stuff and pretend I was watching Stand By Me. 2 actually kinda nails the adult casting, but the actual plot of the film is pointless. Like you said before, jumping back and forth is kinda the point.
To be fair that happens in the story regardless
It made more sense with the way the book and by extension the 90s version did it tbh. Making two distinct movies with two distinct time period automatically means the adult one is going to be the worse one
TTrue
Yor is best girl
Need to pick up Full Metal Alchemist
The manga? Yes do it. Don't watxh the original anime. It's second half is meh. Just watch brotherhood. Suck it ed
Yeah Brotherhood
Not only is it one of my favorite anime but was the last anime I watched with my brother so It has a special place in my heart
Honestly as much as I liked Brotherhood, I'd recommend watching other stuff over it. But then again 60 episodes isn't a lot by anime standards
Just… What the fuck https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0465edf0b1441ff8a4413c1023f7fd35452c7c1981263ae5a596aaf8839f3e97.jpg
Groceries aren't even that expensive as long as you limit buying processed garbage
OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT EGGS WHY IS HE OBSESSED
Loid is so smooth ngl, if I were a female he'd make my panties so wet you could drown a toddler
We’re literally in the fucking matrix and the simulation is real. We live in this fucking anti-reality.
NNo The matrix was supposed to be a decent world that sucked but was also good. This is too stupid to be the matrix
Oh, there’s no matrix. The matrix is our own construct DK. We live in a post reality simulation. In my head, I’m a jacked ladies man. Whose to tell me I’m not?
Literally besides the point Karma. They dead ass used a kindergarten graph, with the wrong percentage, to lie about grocery prices going down lol
I know, I'm just saying their bullshit is dumb from conception
Well, part of it is people don’t know how to cook. It’s easy for me to plan what I’m gonna make and buy it when I actually know how to make things.
You don't even need to cook. Like I can get everything I need to make a basic sandwich for like $10. Maybe a little more because adding any meat will be pricier, but it's that little and it will last like a week or two.
Satty just put your dick in honey bbq and slap karmas face
II Never saw the recent IT movies
The first one has a pretty cool dynamic. The second one is straight cheeks though
You should watch two and review it
Dawg, I only got a short tjme on this earth, as we all do. I got way too much of this world to see to spend 2 hours of it watching IT 2 again.
But you'll waste it reading about trump. Watch it chapter 2 instead
Also, this chapter of my story has one of my favorite jokes I’ve ever written.
Did I mention Yor is great?
Saori hayamis drunk voice is too cute
Satty gonna hit you
Karma the kinda guy that says watch the dub of Yojimbo
Satty the kinda guy to fap with his pinky extended and say it's more elegant that way
HHe Also hawks a loogie and uses it as lube
His drink of choice is orange juice and converts it to spit
Harby doesn't even know I started andor 🙁
SSatty Also probably uses cooking oil as lube
Is it true that karma and harby had a falling out?
II Heard dunkey and dougie got into a big fight
Fuck me after nearly 2 weeks of dieting I am now craving some ice cream because I ate birthday cheesecake yesterday T_T
One taste makes it hard to quit again
IT"S A DRUG
It really is man
TheThe poop subplot is odd
https://youtu.be/qFPvvBqNjFc?si=EPJ-OshhP8piVMI8
Jameis Winston is the Giants starting QB hell yeah
Time to eat the W.
Don't get your hopes up. Packers defense will eat him alive
why is it dead
It’s weird saying Persona is one of my favorite series because I really only like 3/5ths of the games but it is now that I beat 3R. It’s weird because 90% of my other favorite franchises have at least 5 or 6 games I adore.
I mean half of the games are nothing like the other half so it's really not that weird. There's nothing else really like 3-5
I guess Dark Souls, but Elden Ring/Sekiro/Bloodborne/DeS is basically the same series though.
They need to strike while the iron is hot and do a Chris Chan biopic. It All Returns to Nothing: The Chris Chan story.
How is Xbox going to compete with the Steam Machine?
It's not that powerful at all though. It's actually pretty weak. I imagine it'll be cheap but I don't see the appeal.
This is Chilli’s 9/11 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/29ac2d3130f4b28601c362baf0fd1ccea7f1b779c86c67a9eb9e304336e273af.jpg
I don't understand the Epstein thing at all. Why does everyone know this guy?
He doesn’t matter tbh. Epstein Files are more of a distraction at this point.
The US already decided they were ok with a Pedo King. Anything that comes out about Epstein is pointless, they’ll just say it’s fake and gay and then move on because reality doesn’t matter.
Valve's new headset looks cool but there's still no software support
Gf canceled on me today. The question is do I go for 3 days in a row and watch Substance or do I play Hollow Knight/RE8
Watch the substance
It'll probably be a mix of both
You never do what I say. You’re the biggest bully and even bullied stray away
Good
Moster
Substance isn't good
I never know till I watch tbh. Everyone raved about Sinners but I mostly think it's just ok
I hate that I'm tired and it's not even 6
Same. I'm exhausted. I feel physically unwell.
I hate that I’m about to work and I’m exhausted already
Ngl I like Hollow Knight but I kinda wanna play something else lol. I'm trying to power through because if I don't finish it now I don't know that I'll go back
You’ll do the opposite of what I say so listen to harby
I’m still blocked in case anybody cares about that saga
I didn't know tbh
I figured
He's probably in dream land
With kirby and king deedeedee
The Kirby’s Nightmare in Dreamland commercial song lives rent free in my head.
I actually really like cable because of the ad breaks. I like having movies broken up.
I'm watching Ordinary People (it was recommended by the pope) and why did everyone 40-50 years ago wear speedos? Kind of a weird thing no one does anymore.
Homes back in the day looked soicj nicer
Oh hell yes. BRIE LARSON INCEL DISCOURSE IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eaa8c351d22971c5fc1e4606d03ee1c41c601b685efcd47caf5fdb726e82ecc6.jpg
This makese me so sad and nothing bad has even happened yet
The Critical Drinker about to pay for a mini yacht with the ad revenue from this
I read he doesn't want to end up like Leo
https://x.com/Evie_Magazine/status/1988324665673064739
How did bro bag Kylie seriously
I don't know how you can be have good genetics, rich caring parents and live in a beautiful home and still be suicidal. I do know but I just don't get it.
Sometimes, it's the class divide. Those rich people will feel they're inferior to other rich people. Sometimes those richness also brings loneliness
Yeah I'm just gonna watch the movie lol
Beginning of the movie
https://media.tenor.com/TvkyXd13XAEAAAAM/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-egg.gif
Somehow all of these go back to Danny
Based Kanye grandma
Dennis Quaid giving me Denethor vibes
Mmmmmm Denethor mukbang
I didn't like Sinners that much either Karma but I hope you like Substance. I just thought it was very weird, pointless and kind of gross. I felt like throwing up.
It is very weird so far
I feel like Fuentes is uglier than Trump, Vance, Charlie and the Pig Erika all combined
This would be a very awkward movie to have someone walk in on
I almost feel like I'm watching softcore porn lol
Ok this does make up for how smelly she looked in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Yeah this is just porn lmao
That makes your penis shrink
Not during this part of the movie that's for sure
Even the music feels like something you'd hear at a strip club
Key
I'm at a conference and every time I look at the big screen I keep anticipating AMBATUKAM crash
What
You never heard of ambatukam?
Please please please let ambatukam happen
Wow the tonal shifts though. This shit will make you never wanna get old
She looks like Miracle Max's wife
Oof now she's gollum
Now she's an RE abomination
I give it a 7. Body horror is definitely not my thing, but the themes were good and man that was a lot of ass
Hi gang
Sup satty
Depressed
I feel somewhat concerned that my mom was one of the ones that recommended that movie to me lol
They patched in an option to skip any scenario you don’t like in NG+ of Silent Hill F. Really glad I waited to do another run lol
Any scenario? I thought it was just one that didn't have any changes lol. They did reduce the amount of enemies too, which… thank christ
I need Anne Hathaway as my mom what black magic do I need to perform?
Can she wear the Catwoman suit
BIRTHDAY SUIT. TOWELS
🎶Stop, you violated the law, I hope it was all worth it.
Because now your stolen goods are all forfeit.
The Emperor sees you in dreams, but as it stands it seems you won’t see the shores of Morrowind agaaaaaain
Pay your fine or serve your sentence
As you rot in jail as penance
You’re only criminal scum
Now pay with your bloooooooood🎶
Ya boi got some kind of plague from the cruise. Man flu has gotten a hold of me
Man I feel like I hear this exact line from you every couple of months, cruise included somehow
did you go to africa? south america?
Ugh I'm having a strong urge of replaying KH1 & 2 even though I still got current games to finish
Yeah I think I'm gonna do that once I finish Hollow Knight tbh. It's been actual years since I finished either of them which feels insane for me
Oddly same even though I’ve bever played KH2
does wanting to attend a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert make me a racist
There’s no way any of the original members are still alive lol
I think there is like one bassist or something
Everybody who voted for Trump should genuinely be rounded up and fucking gas chambered tbh. What the fuck did the sane people in this country to do deserve this shit.
TIL that through my company award points I can buy a new switch 2 controller lol
I can buy Corpse Party 2 through this system? Lmao
It costs more than Hogwarts Legacy
I’m conflicted. I fucking hate the Patriots for their past bullshit, but this new Patriots team seems innocent, doesn’t have the stench of the previous regime at all. Then again this franchise doesn’t deserve to have success so soon, at least not for the rest of my lifetime.
Who cares.
Robert Kraft is 100000% in the Epstein Files lol
He does like massages
I don’t care how good or likable Drake Maye is. The Patriots destroyed my childhood by cheating so fuck em.
Understandable
Nah fuck em. Spoiled ass fans who were probably wrecking their homes not seeing winning football for 5 years after coming off 2 decades of Brady. Pats and Boston fans in general can eat my ass
I watched The Secret Agent last night ama
Xbox 360 turns TWENTYFUCKINGYEARSOLD next week.
please, start contemplating your mortality
COD4 is an adult at this point
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3e737f791eb8a642224fe7014253f80778316678660c9a52a39a5c40ede4bbb5.jpg
It's ok, he is still inside much of the world's population
The new chainsaw man chapter, RIP Michigan
I genuinely think it’s over guys.
Oh well. I guess it’s fine that the one positive thing about me being in Texas for so long is gone. Glad I wasted 13 years of my life for no reason besides a piece of paper I won’t ever use.
Epstein saying Trump is the worst person he’s ever met is like Hitler seeing Stalin in hell and sayjng “Shoulda toned it down”
I think a lot of bad people attack other bad people to make themselves feel good by association. You actually see this often with rapists moralizing about MeToo etc. In another email Epstein and Larry Summers were talking about a woman who beat their child to death because they thought it was unfair how they were treated in comparison.
What’s me saying “At least we’re not Wolves” when United loses.
Its really hard not to be jealous of Epstein
everyone loved him
I don’t care about Inazuma 11 but I’m glad Level 5 is back.
People really like me at work for some reason lol. I don't get it but that, the pay rises, and the fact that I can just like completely ditch the coming into the office thing most of the time makes it hard to want to leave here even when I'm going crazy
People love you when you have to carry the burden of being the one to do everything lol. I know. Trust me.
It's not just that lol, it's people in other departments that think I know what I'm doing
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM https://i.redd.it/080yzb6c221g1.jpeg
I’ve always felt “Stop! You’ve violated the law” would be a sick first line in an Oblivion musical.
Ending the song with "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"
why are there people from all over the world here
Anyway, I bought a nice food processor and it’s been the best purchase of all time. I can make almost anything ultra fast, I don’t have to dice a bunch of shit manually. I can make my own tomato sauce at home in a quarter of the time. It’s amazing.
People don't understand that modern Europeans only moved to Europe a few thousand years ago and basically replaced/absorbed the original Europeans
Steph left Under Armor and immediately started getting calls lmao. Don’t tell me the Nike conspiracies aren’t true in the NBA. It’s why Luka is in LA.
Why did Harley Cameron dress like Tifa last night lol.
Because tifa is in. Aerith is out
It was funny one match one time had 3 people dressed as wolverine
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d77b02b8336ab4f7f5941dfe12a92330a516ce14a44c6b78e99aa3d5ebf37eb8.jpg
Ngl that is such a beautiful pic
This was us waiting at middle school today
I swear that looks like a smile on the doggy. Very cute pic. Making waiting cute
Lol- she is my sidekick
I feel that way about dizzy. Especially when he hangs out on my shoulder like the little guy on jabba
😂😂
Fuck forgot his name. Salacious crumb or something
Time to work. I was super close. His name is salacious b crumb
Have fun
I can't believe that guy is Stephen Curry. I always thought he would look stronger and more athletic.
He’s 6’4 my dude, he just looks small because everyone around him is 6’8 lol
Blonde Blazer is for normies. InvisiWaifu is better and it’s not close.
Blonde Blazer has blonde and brunette forms as well as kickass breasts. She's basically Elizabeth Olsen for me.
I don't understand Biden's decision not to release Epstein's emails last year. It doesn't make any sense.
He’s probably on it too
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1988997947019698412
Ugh
People thought I was crazy for boycotting Disney when they cancelled SWTCW. You deserve this.
If only Mr. Walt Disney himself were still around to see this
They’ll probably make an AI based off of him to run the company, kinda like in batman beyond that ceo AI that stole the batsuit
Imagine building a time machine, go back to the past and told kid me that "Hey, forget about having a dream of creating animated series at Disney, they're raped out of existence"
I wouldn’t use a time machine unless it were like avengers endgame/dbz. If it’s the version where every small change fucks shit up I wouldn’t risk it. But yeah kid you would be devastated
It fucking sucks how animation is dead dude. Even in Japan people are dying to create it
Its disheartening as someone that has always loved animation
Oh yeah, it’s Griftin time https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a7ed2c2440c1f2e2cb17827caf75f824118bf5deca720147d3c97e15e3525c4.jpg
I read that as Griffith time and was concerned
I heard somebody call the Steam Machine the Gabecube lol
Steam Machine not Deck
People keep saying it looks like a gamecube but all I see is a Series X cut in half.
I mean, that’s pretty much what it is lol. I said it looks like the black Xbox 360 and a silver Gamecube made a hybrid.
Oh my fucking god. Ubisoft shadow dropped a PC port of Pandora Tomorrow????? Nani?
I didn’t even realize they remember they owned Splinter Cell
Modern globalization is so soulless and boring compared to colonialism
Black Ops 7 looks terrible
Elizabeth was a slut
The stupid rage bait clips of “Alpha males” “debating” with instagram thots have got to be one of the worst genres of content ever made.
Half the time, the guy doesn’t even let the poor girl speak, and when they do make a point, they just say they’re stupid and ignore it. It’s quite literally the lowest form of content imaginable. Society is fucked.
Like, who on fucking earth is watching an entire podcast of that? Nothing defines the “MaLe LoNeLiNeSs EpIdEmIc” more than watching a podcast of a 3rd grade level debate then going to only fans to jack off to the girl that just got “owned by Alpha males”
Studios try really fucking hard to write comedies when it’s really not that fucking hard. I genuinely do not remember the last mainstream comedy movie that I thought was funny.
Karma, I am playing the Trails First Chapter Demo.
Nice, hope you like it lol. I think it probably covers around where you stopped in the original
https://youtu.be/71RNwDklYjk?si=O43gikRNUJ2bO7Qo
I wonder if this is gonna be like OOE where there is one hub and a bunch of separate smaller Metroidvania levels. Honestly, OOT style hub is probably the best case scenario.
Karma, look what you’ve done to me. This is my steam wishlist now https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/624d17689ac7754032fb8fd08d0bd917229932d7f64d7ae4d21a99c70f20f2b3.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/140ef80644ffc2e45965c82c82b15dea1fd862e60c10be3a1cc6887bb901d4f4.jpg
The youtube algorithm is so fucking out of control dude. I randomly scrolled to a short of a dude doing a skit about snus but I thought it was just an absurdist bit but he’s actually a snus reviewer and now MY ENTIRE FUCKING PAGE IS ABOUT FUCKING TOBACCO AND TOBACCO PRODUCTS. God I hate it here. I had to delete the video from my watch history like Google was a civilian in Men in Black and I was Will Smith.
Rate the top played library
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/de35953dc32b9df8af82a663e997c721f13aee38705bdfd73208b47be08c05e4.jpg
First song is an absolute banger
I want a saga
My spotify this month is so Frank coded lol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/de239489a764a518d047b36e58c92cc5de0104d4a6656b3936b3ac743af95a70.jpg
Blops 7 has an online only campaign and you can’t pause or have checkpoints in the levels. Lmao, I hope this shit fails so bad
Buddy, literally 1% of the player base is even fucking downloading the campaign.
Yeah but Black Ops campaigns were always popular and this is supposed to be the direct sequel to Black Ops 2 and they ruined it
I don’t know what to tell you guys. If you’re still getting disappointed by COD in 2025, you might actually be mentally unwell. I haven’t touched a COD in like 15 years and it has been ZERO loss on my end.
Did you see the story and some of the late game missions? It's not even COD anymore and the whole thing is a warzone wrapper.
I’m shocked. I can’t believe the franchise that has been lazily running around like a gerbil stuck in a Möbius strip is lazy and recycled.
Bro, didn’t I say they were going to start justifying this by saying “Um ackshully, they were teenagers. He wasn’t a pedophile” This country is actually so fucking washed dude. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/961d924a994636c7dabd6112e73f39c9f711cc6ec525e53bf77cce344865178a.jpg
https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?si=_Y-JktobA0yhjQc1
I don't think Black Ops 7 will sell at all. It'll probably be Vanguard tier.
Also Megan Kelly isn't wrong but that's also why it doesn't make sense. Why wouldn't he just go to a country where the age of consent was slightly lower (even France or Canada)? No one would've cared and he couldn't be prosecuted. Why is he trafficking them to a weird private island?
Hmmm coffee
Same
Starbucks holiday blend? Twinsies!!!
No, I got the San Fran dark winter roast from Costco. I’m not THAT feminine James, I can’t justify paying extra for Starbucks.
Drawing is awful, and I'm tired
Manga artists after spending 15 years of their life drawing a shonen every week
Yes I prefer drinking
San fran- ha gay
True.
I just returned from Costco
Who here's going to the Mr Beast amusement park?
I say this with 1000% certainty. There is not a sum of money you could pay me to go on a Mr Beast roller coaster.
If its safe maybe lol
IF? It’s not gonna be Jimmy, this dude tried to sleep deprive a person in solitary confinement for like a week, do you honestly think those rides are gonna be safe lol
On quick review its in Saudi Arabia so thats a non starter
Take the family to Saudi Arabia. It’s fiiiine Jimmy.
If Trump gets impeached for blowing Bill Clinton I might actually kill myself because there’s no way my life could ever peak as much as knowing that information.
"I sucked his cock. It was a very nice cock, not that crooked Hillary woild know. I went down him, I say to him, I say Bill, you like it when I do that? My throat is the greatest."
“I have the best head game, many people are saying”
Lmao- that one bj stopped many wars
Trump counts every time Netanyahu declares a peace treaty signed with Palestine and goes back on it immediately as a different war he stopped.
Seriously lol- bro can’t even stop his homeys from fighting
He wants a Nobel peace prize for declaring wars are over at random points and then them not actually being over.
He basically vini jr complaining about balon for level
😂
Also is that true, lol?
Epstein files refer to him blowing somebody named “Bubba” and that’s apparently what Putin has on Trump.
Probably not real but it’s an absurdly hilarious hypothetical.
Incredible stuff happening.
“America good tjme happy time always. No inflation, sunny 7 days a week always!”
Ew no
The kids yearn for slave labor built amusement parks.
Lol- finally my woman will be respectful to my male superiority
I gotta say, Epstein definitely not killing himself but not because of Clinton but because of Trump is a masterful twist by the writers. I thought that set up was going nowhere but that was amazing foreshadowing and misdirection. The simulation got good writing now.
Fridays are for pizza and mules – Jimmy
All I have to say Satty is "good"
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Which one could I comfortably jump to if I wanted to skip 2 until the remake comes out?
Either Zero or Cold Steel 1 is my recommendation. Zero is one of the best games in the series.
One word of warning is the MCs in Sky return in Zero, so there's some spoilers for Sky 2 and 3 in there. Cold Steel comparatively only really has spoilers for one character's identity
Thanks
Average 2025 American news headline https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6a1b00a214c6f2f168f7c2051f55151fe4ca7a93c930a22488370a45fc48a5c9.jpg
okay I don't want to call anyone a liar but there's no way she's selling her body to save money for braces that makes no sense
okay its bubba the love sponge
TThe Guy who leaked hogans sex tape. Was with his wife.
This is the worst COD ever. It's basically COD mobile.
You could say this about every COD tbh
Being disappointed in COD is like being disappointed jn a new Kid Rock album. What the fuck did you actually genuinely expect?
II'm So disappointed in the new kid rock album. I expected bawitdaba not this crap
https://youtu.be/c_MlscrVS7o
WWhat If it was Bubba ray dudley?
What if it was two time Masters champion Bubba Watson?
What if it was Bubba from Bubba hump shrimp and he faked his death
Bubba gump
DDamn Satty tricked me into buying kid rocks new album
For my birthday imma get myself pokemon z-a on switch 1. Suck it harby
DK, did you see the trailer I posted
II Didn't get to finish it but gonna see the rest on my walk to the bus stop
I keep waking up late because I wanna sleep my problems away
Yikes
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Chili or key he's being a deviant
To be honest bud, this would make a Cardinal into a degenerate https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dced584a93d712665a0408960dc6f12ffdb12fa4b201e1bd760483ba3d4e7517.jpg
So that's how they got born again Shawn Michaels to join dx
Harby basically
https://youtu.be/avaSdC0QOUM?si=CiFD7N-JnsOUt747
It wouldn’t be so bad if Natalee didn’t have elite glove game.
You would love haneame
Who
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d8dede672ea9e836dbbbfce18f810c726a994dafc5338997dd18e298cd09ceb1.jpg
https://youtu.be/FbKOJXphem8?si=GufnAKdjjVdA765l
LLol
Oh Jesus, this is gonna have the same effect on me as Reagan introducing crack to the hood
DDo You think hell has like the Reagan suite? Plus it could also be an inside joke since wasn't Reagan the name of the girl in the exorcist?
There was certainly an entire wing dedicated to both Dick Cheney and Kissinger.
Satty she also did an ada Wong cosplay recently
Please god no. I might actually die.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c60d9d2fa0b3e4112d57d9d42b751125ab00f7ea961f50edcc73ba79e3b352ca.jpg
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/79686d4103457a0658d870193dc5007d9f6dd69be43ad1f7e7975073d958ab29.jpg
The dick wing
DDid Chili's ever say what goose is?
I wasn’t being sarcastic lol. It’s literally Getting Out of School Early
WWHOA
Maybe one day the bus will not be laye
Late too
DK, I think I might do a top 10 CRPGs list that doesn’t include Wizards of the coast games (So no Baldur’s Gate or Icewind Dale or Neverwinter)
You absolutely should do it
II Hate when people see me waiting for the bus and they yell at me. Can never understand what they're sayinb
I hate it when the announcer on the subway barely speaks English while making an emergency announcement so no one knows what's happening until another person comes in and makes a second announcement. I feel like this should be an easy problem to solve,
Also I think someone unfortunately killed themselves. It happens more often than you would think.
That's depressing ngl
It should be ngl
Why is the Knicks game on prime man
TThis Street reeks of piss
My neighbor has a bunch of pepper plants in his yard and he gave me some peppers so I’m gonna make salsa verde.
Nice that sounds good
I got a nice food processor recently and it has changed my cooking life. It’s so easy I can make salsa or pasta sauce in like 30 seconds.
Baking my own bread feels so… Human. So industrious.
I wanna make a homemade pizza
Harby said he loves karmas farts in his tummy
OG pulled his hammy? Time to off myself
The Devils are absolutely cursed. Jack Hughes got hurt at a steak restaurant last night at a team dinner and apparently he leaned on a glass too hard and cut his hand. We have 8 guys out for injury. How the fuck does this keep happening
Injured at a steak restaurant? Wtf
Yeah we thought he cut himself with a knife lol
I thought he choked on a bone or something.
Who cursed vadees team?
They’re called the devils so maybe god
SSilly Rabbit, look at the state of the world, if there was a god they abandoned us 🙂
Or is a SoundCloud rapper now
I just wanna sleep for 2 days straight
KKarma Got injured at a burger place. He slipped on a cup lid and shattered his collarbone
I learned they got rid of the convenient bus stop. So it's just easier to get the one near circle k
TToday Is headache day at work. This one guy blares his music loudly and I'm forced to listen
KKill Me
@Harbinger_12:disqus kill me
https://youtu.be/dloxFShx7x0?si=zA8FJcXdqZx_UB5e
I need to watch season 2. Loved the first one.
Much better Avatar
Lol. Its my favorite cover art for any game. KH1 is just the Goat period.
My favorite game cover arts are the Japanese cover for DS1 and the PAL region MGS 4 art https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9ecae7a77c7926174749c4f90038b78563c96a01c191933882a9f862b7eabcf4.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cb5153771e74bd52bf16a23d9a175bc5e57e44dae52626cfa46519dada929496.jpg
I enjoyed it. People seemed down on the finale
Oh
Hi
Satty
What’s up
Running Man was good
Seriously, why the fuck isn’t that the default cover art? I hate CGI old man face.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1c1e27a32840fae5f29a93f0ae883a7657ce28334b4a471a9c168bc21dc69648.png
The Clinton’s and their emails and blowjobs
She still hasn’t unblocked me in case people were wondering.
Yeah I figured
Who?
My friend
https://x.com/RKattiJr/status/1989447222111735891?t=v5nyNmQNSmmqgWWh7cT9fw&s=19
Steve Bannon being in the Epstein Files is about as surprising as watching the 1984 Rose Bowl on ESPN classic
Something in me must be broken because I've had little desire to play games recently
I Monstar’d your gaming powers away. I finished FEAR and Persona 3R this week.
That explains why I'm so tired
I'm gonna watch True Detective season 1, never watched before
Brotha
Wat
It’s the last good season of TV in recorded history
EExactly why I should watch
Lol, I like how Steam is straight up constantly recommending me I buy the entire Trails series pack that costs like 500 bucks. It’s trying to call to me like the Green Goblin mask.
Even steam know it's crack lmao
I need to play Yakuza 5 soon too
All the long games lol. I need to replay 4 and 5 too, just a bit burnt out on Yakuza
Steph was wearing Kobes tonight. It’s so fucking goddamn over for the league. My GOAT is dropping 40 pieces every night with that Nike whistle booooiii
McConaughey is not alright in this lol
Only thing going for him is he’s 6’3 not 5’11 so he can at least miss the throws over the middle before he bails on the pocket and gets sacked instead of just ignoring them completely.
I tried watching True Detective but its unnecessarily graphic so I turned it off. I dont want see corpses.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/99c73d5fdbb8183cca7dd44840e1b151e1ba642e3b103076079f4369e696cd7e.gif
I can't even blame Woody Harrelson for Alexandra Daddario
I looked up the cast to make a joke about how he was already married to Michelle Monaghan, but then I saw Starlight from the Boys was in it???
Oh yeah she is isn't she lol
She gave you woody too eh friend?
Not today
I dunno, I never watched show but remember people going crazy over boobs or something lol
Yeah there were boobs and some bush lol. Also shot of Woody bout to eat her ass
Yeah- I can’t be watching stuff like that
I love how Trump just has to brag that his MRI was the greatest results ever. Like brother, who even believes that lol.
https://x.com/StevenCheung47/status/1989495137370886401
I can't with the open mouth lol
It's like he just discovered it for the first time midflight
Its funny how the President and company can basically get off with trafficking underage girls but fox news will demonize this guy for looking at normal porn lol
Ted Cruz posted MILF porn on twitter on Veterans day and nobody on the right said shit.
These same people will cry and cry and piss themselves about “We care about families. We’re THE FAMILY PARTY!!!!!” and then immediately turn around and blast Mamdani for loving his wife. Fuck these people forever tbh.
Tbf and I'm not saying this is worse, but no one should be looking at this shit in public lol
Yeah, but it’s like trying to demonize somebody for getting water on a surf board. He shouldn’t do it but looking at a dressed only fans model on a plane is hardly a fucking scandal when the President might have black mail on him from sucking Bill Clinton’s dick.
Yeah that's like a late night kinda thing lol
Even then- my wife could potentially find out and beat me lol
Also not even bad porn lol. It’s a girl in a tight shirt. My hidden photo reel would cause every Conservative in America’s face to melt like the arc of the covenant in Indiana Jones if they saw it lol
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a1080ca57837e2d6a94ec6c33445764d5537bcf0d3fa241e4f1c00d08e831a89.jpg
I’m sorry. It was the best analogy lol
Yeah as far as scaling goes, this should be a slap in the wrist in comparison lol
I guess I'll play RE8 for a bit. Idk why I'm so demotivated from playing Hollow Knight
Hollow Knight is kinda draining in the way a Souls game is in terms of difficulty/structure, but it being a traditional Metroidvania makes it so you don’t really get that moment of satisfaction when you beat a boss or find new gear etc.
Yeah that's part of it. The other part I think is I'm in a part of the game where I have no idea where I'm supposed to go
If you play OG Hollow Knight especially now, they added so many areas post release that I genuinely got confused too when I just replayed it.
Are they free or is it like DLC? Because I don't think I have any of the DLC
It’s free DLC. You know that Cathedral area where there’s a fight against the bug Pope Ghost? That’s DLC.
Interesting
Yeah. I hadn’t replayed it since it like first dropped and I was so confused by some of the new areas lol. They don’t make it clear what was added in post at all
When I watched Running Man last night, they went to Derry, Maine (in case you forgot it was Stephen King before then). I half expected Michael Cera to say "Welcome to Derry" and stare into the camera for a few seconds
“Please watch IT: Welcome to Derry on HBO Max, new epsiodes Sunday night at 9 Eastern”
Oof my one good PS5 controller definitely has drift now. Just gotta hold up until Christmas
If only the elite controller didn't cost $200
I could never run for office because they’d see 15 pictures of Natalee and be like “He’s a Russian asset” and then Trump would say Putin was his best friend and nothing of consequence would happen to him.
Satty can you look at a random white american and tell where their ancestors were from?
Some yes. At least general nationality (I could tell if somebody was Eastern European but not specifically from one country.)
Sometimes it's obvious, other times not so much
AI The Somnium Files is so Satty coded lol
Make sure to examine things until they grey out, it can lead to some fun dialogue
Technically it's a slur. As a polack, I do not care and think it's funny
Yeah, it’s like calling me a wop or a cracker. I don’t really care lol, it’s kinda funny.
I like how they made a meta joke about the anime helper girl becoming super hot in the dream world lol.
Almost nobody would guess I’m 50 percent Italian if I didn’t have the most Italian last name imaginable. I got all my mom’s Scandinavian/Irish genes when it came to skin tone and hair lol
I made coffee and I went to put milk in and I accidentally put heavy whipping cream in. Pray for me.
Does cream not go with coffee?
Lol, this art in BO7 is clearly AI. Fuck Activision dude, why do people still buy this shit https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/037e2bf7b63d63b6d010a0d09176fcbdd4620f4308c5b761ec79c81dd05a9de5.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/49a86f28744763bb82bd2387c4ad048a9f241cbf2709c2e05e1a86a51c46d55c.jpg
I'm pretty sure the whole game was made by sweatshop mobile developers who aren't used to optimizing for in game feel. There's no detail and everything feels completely utilitarian. It's so low effort you would think they're moving to F2P or on the verge of bankruptcy.
True
I was only asking because I wanted to know if you could tell whether someone was Ukrainian from facial features. In Canada it's extremely obvious whether someone is from the British Isles, Ukraine etc. because I think immigration was much more recent so there was less intermarriage.
Also explains why Poles are so noticeable too
I hate writing political adjacent essays because my views are incomprehensible and I think I come off slightly schizo
Also you can't rate games based on how good you are at them that's dumb
Exactly. I was really fucking good at Quake 3 but Quake 1 and 2 are better. I am ass at Battlefield, but I wouldn’t give 3 or Bad Company 2 or 4 a bad review because I mostly had fun with it.
Is Frank French?
https://x.com/bungarsargon/status/1988949239968461036
These people should be fucking shot. With prejudice. And then hung from the streets so everyone knows what happens to low IQ morons.
When AI destroys everything, I hope these morons get lined up and shot like probibition mobsters in the 20’s
Games like this make me think sports are 1000% fake tbh
American dad being in COD is so stupid. The skins have ruined my perception of COD. It’s so fucking stupid.
I've been seeing footage of the BO7 campaign.
It looks kinda silly.
Spiffy is 100% right. It looks like mobile slop that they tried to sell for $90 for or whatever games cost now.
Seeing Rodger do a kill animation is so fucking uncanny and stupid, and not in a hilarious way.
This game is so fixed dude.
Suddenly all our receivers can’t catch right? Such a fucking joke. Gambling has ruined sports. Sorry.
Sure. Best kicker in the country hits the upright from 8 yards out. This shit is so fake bro. Gambling destroyed sports.
I’m 100% convinced this game is being thrown. It’s completely ridiculous. They literally had 3 guys piled on top of him and they all just let him go? Sure.
Like it’s one thing to play bad, but for everything possible to go wrong at the same time and for players to just be blatantly dropping wide open throws when we have the best receiving corps in the country is just fucking insanity. Best kicker in the country misses two chip shots and our front 7 which is one of the best in the country has no pressures. Ok.
Trump just got a fucking MRI and he’s saying nobody knows what magnets do. Somebody, fucking anybody, please just ol’ yeller this fucking pedophile creep moron. Fucking PLEASE.
Imagine the best player on your team being sidelined for 2 months because he cut his finger too deep while leaning on a drinking glass at a team dinner
Only the Devils. Who has it worse than me
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Sabres fans. The answer is always Sabres fans.
Sabres fans don't exist, and even if they did, they probably feel nothing at this point. We have had 2 seasons robbed from us by injuries and its looking like a third. A Cup contending team that always has 5 guys out at any given time. I can never get a fucking break
Oh, now we start playing well. Whatever. Fuck sports dude. This shit is so fake. How many prop bets got placed on this shit at half time? Yeah, we were just dropping everything before, right? Our all american kicker missed two 20 yard field goals? Fucking give me a break. Gambling is lame.
We just dropped 27 in a quarter. Yep. Not fake at all. Fucking so stupid dude.
Notre Dame putting BTA
Still undefeated baby
Arc Raiders looks fun
Also, if any NFL GM takes Sellers with anything more than a 6th round pick, they should be fired on the spot. No IQ, no pocket presence, no ability to adjust pre-snap, holds the ball for fucking ever. If he ever plays a single professional snap, somebody should lose their job.
but he scramble good tho so he’s a top 10 pick according to retarded NFL GM’s
I thought Sellers' stock has tanked for a while now. Its clear the top 3 are Mendoza, Simpson and Moore.
🌶💨
The Devils have over a third of their cap out for injury.
Can't have fun anymore
II Don't know those terms
Harby Zack Ryder was on smackdown. I know he was your favorite in 2014
Vince probably jerked off that he got squashed again lol
He came buckets
DK
YYo
My cousin beat Harmony of Dissonance lst night.
WWhat They think?
Digital art is fucking tedious, but thankfully I'm able to focus again finally.
Ur mom is art – boom , roasted
Throwback to my boi puppiez – ☺️
Glad yoy can focus again
I’m still blocked BTW
I'm sorry she doesn't know what she's missing out on
https://youtu.be/L0MK7qz13bU?feature=shared
Arc raiders looks like fun
I might download it for the keedz
DDeez Nuts look fun on your chin
He likes the braciole
II Hope vadee buys me mario galaxy for my birthday in 8 days
HHe Didn't
Omg its ur quincitera
PPosting The song let it go doesn't really work because I actually listened to the lyrics and be the good girl you were supposed to be doesn't work in this situation
I'll finally be the good girl they want me to be
Dont get preggers in highschool- break the cycle
Imma good girl!
Hmphhhhhh!!!!’
My butt hurts!!!!!
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Karmy a freak
HHe Loves cbt
He destroyed Ayas Papaya
Lmao this killed me. Jaysus
😂
BF6 is not worth $70. Just get Arc Raiders instead since it's only $40.
What does dry beater vs wet beater mean?
Right?
Jack off with lube or without
Im a without
Ohhhhhhhh
Lmao
It would actually be less weird if she just wasn't wearing underwear at all because she's a robot
Satty definitely drinks orange juice and hawks a big loogie to lube up when he faps for 4 hours
WWe Need a new thread but I'm about to walk in tge rain
I'm making it
TThank You
Winter sorted
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I've never thought of using lube before
Satty uses his spit as lube
Wtf Frank never heard of Nier?
Same
He's not a hardcore gaymer
She take my Harby
When I’m in neeeeed
yeeeah she’s a triflin’ fin indeed
Ah she’s a harbdigger
Way over town
That digs on me
Yuh uh uh I ain’t sayin she’s a harb diggah
But I ain’t seen her with no broke Karma’s
Russian nuclear bomb, met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Communist manifesto under her underarm
She said, "I can tell you rock, I can tell by your Karm
But I'm lookin' for the one, have you seen Sati
My psychic told me she have a ass like Nata-lee
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four Seths
And I gotta take all those instagram thots to ShowBiz?
Karma is rich af he buys and sells people like me
That they broke up
Walking in the rain with no umbrella is such a pain
U r so wet
II Am actually
Vivi is best boy suck it karma
Oh DK, he thought it was great but not as good as the first two which is fair. He’s gonna play OOE because I held him at gun point
Damn straight
A video in my feed is wrestlers that medically enhanced their bodies. The thumbnail is a before and after pic of someone with bigger boobs. That feels tabloidy
MMy Socks are soaked. I wanna die
Harby boobs
This isn't bing
Not sure what game to get next. Wanna see what's there for black friday
Get me mario galaxy for our birthday
Oh no
Work time. Gonna freeze my balls off.
I'm soaked from the rain and gotta portion freezer stuff
Heh
I picked up Full Metal Alchemist again last night. Episode 4 was fucked up
Watch HunterxHunter next it looks retarded but it's probably the best long running shounen
I respect your choice Chilis but scorpions just really bother me. I’m sorry.
TOTK was so polarizing it feels like people don't even like BOTW anymore
Tbh its hard to go back to BOTW after TOTK. BOTW just feels like a rough draft
II Actually wanna reply it when I get a switch 2
Like really, I loved BOTW, but TOTK just does a lot better. There's really no reason to go back to BOTW
TOTK kind of makes BOTW irrelevant tbh. The crafting mechanic really elevates the ideas in BOTW and the map is way more interesting in TOTK, it’s just also too similar.
Plus the story in TOTK had a lot more effort put into it, instead of BOTW where you just get stuff for the 4 temples and whatever random memories you can easily miss
Dungeons and shriens are also better period
Yep.
I hate everything about the American southeast. I can't watch movies set there.
Why?
Also crowdfunding a little girl's liver surgery is not a feel good Christian story
The Leafs were so stupid for turning on Marner. Everyone should've known this was going to happen. It always does.
Their core just ain't it even with him tbh
They were fine. They lost in game 7 to the best team in the world.
After they choked a 2-0 series lead and had to force one.
Leafs are like United. Too much pressure on players to win there.
Keefe really deserves to win COTY with how well his team plays even with 8 guys out. But that award us cursed so keep it away from him lol
I just can't see myself ever getting a tattoo.
Me either
YYou Should get a tattoo of trump blowing bill clinton
I have considered getting some.
Batman symbol and something to honor my mom and brother
MMy Socks are soaked so I just wanna die
When I get home imma be in my blanket and take off these wet ass socks
@Harbinger_12:disqus you didn't kill me
SStarting To think vadee won't get me.mario galaxy.
My oldest nephew who is dating a nazi showers with her and that is gross to me. Just as someone who uses that shower. I do not want their sex stuff happening where I clean myself
WWhy Won't harby end me
Chili's is it alright if I call you chico
That's assault brotha
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Lol. Wow I picked the perfect time to check
Sorry was just a drive-by, dishes time ><
No worries. I left too. Because I wanted a soda and then talked about the Frankenstein movies ans bored my sister lol
Man gotta work on my birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIKI!!!
Its actually next week. I just got the schedule recently
HHarby Farts like a tugboat
SSattys Twerks are 60fps
WWhen Satty played the original donkey kong, he saw how high can you get and took that as a challenge
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Morning.
Yo
Hey DK
What's up
Not much. Just tired because I drank too much last night.
II'm Tired too, barely slept. Dizzy wouldn't let me
Haven’t seen Pedro Pascal in a movie in over a week. Is he washed?
He's gonna be Ganon in the zelda movie
The moon goes krakoom
last night, it was raining a bit and we went to smoke a joint in the car and Henry snuck in with me and I was so high I was like “Oh hey Henry” and pet him and then I was like “wait, why are you in the car?”
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I’m gonna make a new thread.
SSpiffy Said he was making one but I think he fell asleep and then started doing spiffy things
Go! https://disqustingplace.com/rh-why-are-non-american-cover-arts-way-better-edition/