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  1. Tolkien: Shelob represents the time I was bitten by a deadly funnelweb spider and almost died

    Shadow of War Devs: Ok but what if she was a Hot Goth GF tho.

  2. My friends always make fun of me too because it’s the oldest club in my bag by a wide margin and I just say “Because they don’t make em like I want em any more, ok?”

      1. I did quip once that golf is like a drug because you run away from responsibility to do it and it costs more for the really good stuff. Which is EXACTLY what that character would say lmao

          1. “I’m so canceled. Fight back against the woke by seeing my 3 netflix movies and my comedy special”

    1. I love that Nintendo was like “He doesn’t look MURDEROUS enough for Americans to buy this.”

      1. Like I'm sorry but did they really think making him look mad would make 10 year old boys say hey that is a pink puffball but he's angy so I wanna play that

  4. Seriously, I cannot stress how much better that MGS4 art is than CGI old man face.

  11. I finally finished Octopath 2 after starting it back in July I think lol. Would've finished it earlier but Silksong ans Silent Hill took priority.

    But yeah great game. They put a lot more effort into it than Octopath 1, which was still a good game but definitely got the sense they rushed multiple parts of the game. They took their time with this one and the story and characters feel a lot more alive. They even gave this game an actual ending lol. Gonna pick up 0 down the road

          1. They definitely rushed it like I said. Some stories had way more effort put into it than others

      1. Hey bro. I’ve been sick af, first thought I got the man flu from the cruise but turned out it was a man influenza. Been doing nothing but lying on bed. 39 degrees of fever in common tongue

          1. Yeah tell me about it.

            Today been an okay day. I can sit again. Was thinking on firing the Playstation

    1. Something that has to do something with a coyote and a skull or a coyte’s skull

  19. Karma won't date chikus just because she has a face tat. She's a good girl karma. She just doesn't like kingdom hearts and says it's for man children

        1. What happened that day is something the history books can’t seem to agree upon

          1. No one will tell me what happened. I even sent a dm to stray since it's his birthday and he said it's not his place to tell me and I'm ruining his birthday

  25. Heart problems are the scariest because you just never know. Merck accidentally killed tens of thousands of people with a drug similar to ibuprofen and then tried to scam people out of settlements by arguing they couldn't prove it individually.

          1. That bastard sold him out. He was his friend. Like she's cute but selling out someone like wtf. Then he deded. The guy on the transport talking about how the planet used to be reminds me of the old dude that I talked to waiting for the bus once who said he worked with a serial killer. Anyways it looked really good too.

          7. One halloween a guy kept calling me a bitch. He followed me off the bus and kept threatening me. I ignored him and walked away and then he tried to fight a car

          12. Real sets and shot on location. This show looks so fucking gooooood

  29. DK, if you want full context for me being blocked this is this. Maybe I am wrong IDK.

    Me: Well, I don’t think staying up all night and drinking and being miserable at work the next day is helping, girl lol. I know it sucks, trust me, I was in a long relationship once too, high school so maybe it doesn’t count but I know it takes a long time to heal.

    [some time passes, she was probably staying after her shift drinking]

    Her: Everyone says that but it isn’t helping? Got any better advice?

    Me: I can’t process your emotions for you Amber, I can only try to say what I can to help. Sorry if it doesn’t. I can only say that you’re an amazing person.

    Her: Everyone keeps saying how amazing and beautiful I am. I thought I was going to be engaged this year, it’s not what I want or need to hear.

    Me: ok, sorry. If you need to vent or whatever, you can text me. I’ll try to help however I can. I know this fucking sucks for you.

    [More time passes]

    Her: Please, [Sati] Stop pretending you’re sharing my pain. You’re probably secretly happy we broke up. You never even pretended to like him or enjoy hanging with him. You were only there to be around me so just stop.

    Blocked

      1. Yep and I like how you classified your own name which we all already know

    4. To me it sounds like she thought you were being insincere. Like maybe she thought you were trying to help to be her rebound. The last thing she said is also hard because it's true. Not sure what you could have done

      1. She’s absolutely right about the last part, but she’s also gotta know I’m not gonna put up with people complaining about woke and being anti-vax and honestly, it’s kinda weird she did too.

        Like we can disagree about politics and not bring it up, but lacking basic human empathy for people is something I don’t just ignore. Being a serious MAGA head is a pretty massive red flag if you look at it objectively.

          1. Besides that, you’re ok with a guy who is clearly a sexual predator lol. Like, imagine if you were a girl and a guy was obsessed with explaining why Connor McGregor isn’t a rapist, you would run the opposite direction.

  30. I feel really cold again like fever is about to rise up so back to bed under the many covers. Just when I was finally about to play or watch something on the tv. This fucking sucks. 3 days of doing nothing in bed

      2. I’ve shit myself like once in my life. I thought I could trust that fart.

        2. For me 3 times. One I had like food poisoning or something because I shit myself and I was 5 but after I was cleaned up it just exploded again. Other time I was 18 and sick like harby. I sneezed and farted and shit myself

          2. One time I had food poisoning and I diarrhea’d and threw up at the same time. I was on the toilet though.

          1. Liam is actually super solid as Geralt. There was one scene in the first 2 eps that he was really bad in. But he def did his homework. I get book Geralt vibes and his chemistry with Joey’s Jaskier is amazing.

            But I still have 2 eps to watch because unfortunately it’s still the Netflix Witcher writing team

  38. My sister asked my nephews girlfriend where is the juice. She said, we gassed them all. Then she was so proud of that joke she went to my nephew and said do you get it? The juice? The jews?

      1. I really dislike her man. She proudly is a nazi and said she hates N words. Everyone just expects me to be cool with her BUT SHE'S A FUCKING NAZI

          4. Like I really dislike the nazi and they fucking shouldn't shower together in the shower I use. I don't wany their nasty sex stuff to happen where I get clean

  42. If you’re saying I’m not being genuine in that I’m not truly upset, yeah you’re right. Because I truly think she deserves better than being with an anti-vax weirdo. Not for any selfish reason, but because she can do better. IDK.

  43. don’t relate by comparing your high school romance to what they had

    1. Why, we were together for 4 years, them for almost 4. I was trying to say that I understand what it feels like to be in a long relationship and have it end. I even admitted that maybe it doesn’t count but that emotion is still relatable.

    1. You had to see this coming. You served it up on a silver platter

  49. High schoolers aren’t fully matured yet it’s not the same.

    Sure some people can find the person they eventually settle down with there but that deepens later in their lives. Not in high school

    1. I’m not saying it’s the same. I’m saying the feeling of being with somebody for a long time and that ending was relatable. I don’t get why it’s so hard to understand.

        1. I do understand harby. I understand better than most people, I wouldn’t be in this situation if I wasn’t such a stupid romantic.

          1. You tend to read what you want and ignore the whole then get fixiated on that one point

  52. So is all of Dispatch now finally out? I really wanna play that

    2. I don’t suck at it. My problem is that I don’t like a lot of people. So when I find a girl that I actually like and get along with, I get obsessed. Not in a stalker way, but in a romantic way.

    1. It’s different Harby. I was never a stupid fucking teenager that did dumb shit. I’ve always been kinda old lol

        1. Yes hormonally. I’ve always hated when dudes would talk about sex and like what girls were hot or whatever “locker room talk” as it were. I’m insanely feminine brained Harby, I grew up with a single mother and being raised by my grandma.

  55. I genuinely don’t think anybody except the Seahawks are actually good.

    1. Sports is painful right now. At least Panthers have an injury crisis to blame and I can enjoy Marchand. Why did I ever hate this man

      1. You think you got it bad? Jack Hughes slipped and fell on broken glass at a team dinner and is out for 2 months, along with the other 7 guys out

    2. Buccs and Rams too imo in the NFC. AFC looks like the Chiefs will find their way back again

    1. Remember that era of shitty rap where the hook would be like “Do yah chainz hang low”

  57. I’m not one bit worries though. The gap to 3rd is like 5 points from all the way however bottom we are after that Tampa loss. Get a few more guys back don’t lose anyone else and we climbing

  59. I know firing Daboll was a big move but genuinely the day I see the news Shane Blowin is fired I'll be celebrating like WW2 ended

  60. I remember in nutty professor 2 the klumps, the old lady Eddie Murphy said she stepped outta the shower and she felt a horrible pain, thought she was having a heart attack. She just actually just stepped on her boobs

    2. Ok, I’m not trying to make you feel like a dick, but I’m gonna be honest, the satty fat jokes are kinda bothering me right now. Not because I think I am fat or that I think you guys genuinely think I’m fat, but I’ve had some body image issues due to losing weight.

        1. Thanks. Again, I’m just saying. Usually it would be fine and I can laugh at myself but yeah. I’m not feeling it rn

    1. They have studio ghibli too. This game is souless in every department. They hit a low I didn’t think was possible

  65. At least with Battlefield 6 and ARC Riders they have actual competition now this year

  67. I’ve been seeing posts about BO7 and Spiffy is 1000% right. It looks like a Chinese sweat shop mobile dev with no feel for how real games actually are made and play made it.

      1. The campaign just being a warzone map is so fucking lazy it’s almost impressive lol.

        2. But now it’s completely online even starting the campaign is labeled as ”begin match” and it puts you in match making. And if you play solo all those other characters disappear because other players aren’t playing as them. They still talk to you on coms like they’re there but they’re your imaginary friends who only show up in cutscenes. Also no checkpoints between missions. No option to pause the game

    1. The Rock because he’s objectively less disgusting. At least he’s not old and in shape.

  74. Joe Schame needs to be fired alone for how bad our kicking has been across the board. Keeping Gano when he's now been unreliable health wise for 3 seasons and now our punter can't punt

  75. Also, I forgot to mention, I fell asleep watching TV last night and some how it autoplayed some behind the scenes doc on Men in Black and I woke up at 4AM to Barry Sonnenfeld explaining in detail some dogshit scene from MIB II and how it was inspired by some old western and I felt like I died and was in some weird purgatory.

    1. It’s basically the human reaper from ME2. Big and hardly can move glows red and spews red lasers or energy bs at you

  80. At least I have my amogus plushie to keep me company while sick since can’t be with the gf

  82. Okay so harby in my horror movie. We gave a character that mentioned he hates spiders. We used a real thing that happened to me. He mentions hating them because his uncle tricked him and got hundreds of baby spiders all over him. The character also loves sex. Like the two main things we know is he loves sex and hates spiders. So basically after sex with a woman who had spiders come out her vagoo he freaks out. He runs to the bathroom and his penis gets ripped out from the inside by millions of baby spiders. Like a bloody implosion of flesh blood web and spiders. Cinema

      2. It’s less that i didn’t think about her and thought about what might help me to hear instead of what would help her to hear.

  84. We watched the Dan Brown trilogy before I got sick.

    It was so funny seeing young Paul Bettany as a skinny skinhead there and then Alfred Molina especially since a week before we watched the Raimi Spideys lol. Anyway I’d seen it once before, still good. Like 7/10.

    Angels and Demons was great and my belowed Ewan. 8/10 never seen before

    Inferno also seen once, it was slightly better on the second watch but still mid. Doesn’t even have Zimmer’s score. 6/10

    Then funny enough right after finishing them I saw a bus stop ad for the new Robert Langdon book lol

  87. I finished FEAR. I might do short form reviews where I just go over the basic points I need to “review” something and less like an essay. But IDK. I give it an 8/10.

    1. Through tears

      “I’m sorry I have to stun lock you, muh qween”

      A trembling hand lifts the Drake’s Sword that will be useless the second this fight ends

      “For Lordran”

  90. One of the other stories in the anthology is basically ET but ET looks like he could rip you apart. The message is heavy handed about looks not being important and the ugliness in human hearts

      1. you should I’ve asked enough penis related questions to ed in my lifetime. Worst part is he always answers after a little convincing

    1. He be like why do you wanna know and then little bit of small talk and then he spews it all out

  93. Sometimes in public restrooms I get nervous and my pee stream stops and it hurts. I have to mentally relax to pee. Only happens at public restrooms

    2. Like sometimes when I feel like I need to pee but there is still no urgency to pee yet I still go pee it takes a way too long for the pee to finally come out. I count inside my head to make it come faster like ok at the 20 mark latest it will come out. Then others are finishing peeing next to you and you still haven’t started

  95. Sporting events will have pee troughs where you just have your meat in your hands 3 feet from two other dudes peeing in the same place and teach them being effeminate is wrong.

  96. Tarkov is apparently a massive flop. Good. Fuck those putin dicksuckers

    1. No but I shoot it at flies or mosquitoes like they’re fighter jets avoiding anti air fire

  100. Just imagine me running for office and Fox News is displaying screen shots of me posting Nata lee pictures and being like “Is this what we want running for office in the country? Is this ok with you Liberals?”

  102. Sean Hannity up there like “Korean girls, Russian girls, are American women not good enough for this socialist elitist?”

  103. Did you guys ever hear about the gay south african baboon who raped 5 dudes

  104. Seriously, why is the cover art for Dark Souls so much better in Japan. The american one is so lazy

  108. Maybe I need to hire a prostitute and just let her fuck my brains out. IDK.

    2. People always make fun of the gun and Mega Man but what is going on in the fucking background? What is that supposed to be

    1. They were awesome. I especially loved Rising Sun, European Assault and Vanguard

  117. what game doesn’t have subtitles on automatically in this day and age

    2. Dawg, I literally said this exact thing about FEAR when I started playing it lol.

    2. this is a wide wallpaper version though, show the cover format

          1. My Royal Day 1 version I bought has a reversible cover with this and I’ve never switched a cover slip so fast lol

  121. qtes can be put on cinematic
    Lol is this even a game after that or just a tv show

  132. I literally haven’t eaten anything toda yet except some chips and a bar of chocolate to get some energy going. Finally feeling better for some actual food.

  134. Also, I played 9 with my cousin yesterday and now I know why Tiger Woods fell off when he started having woman problems, I shot 4 over. Only shot I hit that was good was I backspun a 4 iron shot off the tee and it didn’t get that close, but it looked really professional lol

  137. And everyone asks why I used a 4 iron and a 4 hybrid, but I kinda sound stupid if I explain it.

    Like my specific 4 iron is meant for hitting off the tee where I have to hit the 4 hybrid off the deck. Also, I like being able to shot shape with the iron because the hybrid doesn’t get much spin rate.

  139. Before the round we were on the chipping green and I was telling him to watch how I position my feet when I’m chipping and he was kinda starting to get it. The biggest issues is his setup, if your weight and hands aren’t 100% forward chipping, you’re just gonna thin it because you’re not getting the leading edge down into the ball. People wanna fight the loft of the club, no, that’s why you’re using your 56 degree. Use the loft.

  140. Also, I think DK would like that my sandwedge is called the Alien golf Roswell

      1. I fucking love that wedge too. I had it customized to have a 12 degree bounce angle because I hate sandwedges without at least 2 degrees of sole relief and nobody sold any that I liked so I had the sole relief customized lol

          1. You can go crazy on custom options. It just gets expensive. But like I said, it was worth it for the extra money because it’s exactly what I want.

  142. Sole relief is how much of the heel of the club hits the ground when you hit the ball. It was worth the extra 20 bucks for that and for the milled grooves. It’s one of my favorite clubs.

  143. If these retards keep Joe Schame by the end of the season im turning in my fandom. Bottom 5 defense when you poured so much money and picks into it lol

  145. No he isn’t. He’s just on a shitty team with a dead duck coach.

  146. We lost because Hyatt stopped running his route. We traded up for this bum btw. And spent a first on Banks who can’t cover shit. Also traded up for his DC that they fired after the season. Joe Schame masterclass

  147. Honestly though props to Kafka, offense looked good without Dart and 4 of our weapons against a great packers defense. If only Blowin knew what a secondary is

  148. I also have a Midsize +4 grip on that club and I lowkey want to get that on all my clubs (not the irons though because they already have great grips)

    1. I have the same one on my driver too and it improves the feel a lot.

  149. Another thing about that wedge is that it is a cavity back which is atypical for sandwedges but I love the feel off the face with that club because of it.

  150. The fact the retarded Mara’s are considering arthur smith is fucking frightening man

      1. The newest rumored list of coaches is so bad. I already know we’re getting McCarthy with Belichick staying put

        1. McCarthy is fine if you have no ambitions for the next 2 years. He’s decent at developing players. But he’ll probably wanna call the plays.

          1. I want to poach someone from the Rams or Seahawks. Kubiak looks good

          2. You should 100% roll the dice on Kubiak before he’s a hotter commodity.

          3. Honestly as of right now we might have the best coach opening this offseason. We should have the pick of the litter

  151. My comedy special is called “I just said it”

    The first bit is about how trans people can’t decide what genetalia they want and it’s a humorous call back to my last special’s bit about how I hate my wife.

  154. It’s kinda objectively hilarious that if I had been the GM of the Giants, I would have made every good move they have (I was telling vadee over and over and over that he wants Dart because he’s the best QB in this class.) As Vader said, me realizing to bring in a new kicker faster alone would have won them at least 2 more games lol

      1. I don’t claim to know everything, I just happened to be right on everything they did either good or bad lol

  157. bro my taste is fucked when the hot sauce tastes like nothing

  158. And yes Vadee, you take a possible generational freak athlete Outside Linebacker 10/10 in that position. He might be a bust now but he’s too talented at too premium a position to not draft him there.

    1. I'm just venting. He's been getting tons of pressure but just can't get to the QB. Then again, nobody really can outside of Burns rn

  159. We were supposed to get Shanghai Noire but it got cancelled. Imagine all the different personalities you could've ran into.

  160. My cousin was like “You’re terrible at sandbagging. You try to convince people you’re bad and then talk about spin rate and analyzing exactly what you did wrong in your own swing and it stops fooling anybody.”

    2. All time? For baseball, Ichiro for soccer, probably Beckham. Basketball, Steph obviously. Football, Tim Brown. Hockey Joe Thorton

  165. He’s right though. Last time I tried to sandbag a dude on the course, he asked me if I mishit my iron and I said “I flushed it but I didn’t hinge my hands and compress it enough so it didn’t get enough spin rate and it was diving out of the air”

  170. They clearly made a make up call because McBride did more on that personal foul than Green did but they’re allergic to calling offsetting personal fouls unless it’s the Chiefs.

  171. Personal fouls that aren’t late hits shouldn’t result in a first down.

  172. Anyway, gang, I think I’m gonna play Trails Demo next then focus on AI The Somnium Files.

      1. If a game getting a 10/10 from me doesn’t get everyone to immediately buy it on the spot, maybe I should give up

  173. I don’t care about anything past S1 of Stranger Things, but I have to put my foot down. The last season having episodes longer than 2001 a Space Odyssey is obscenely egotistical. This show should have been ofer 10 years ago.

  174. Why the fuck do you think every episode of your show deserves a 3 hour run time? Holy fuck, I’m all for artists getting to achieve their full vision, but I’m also a huge proponent of minimalism when it clmes to stories. Anything that doesn’t immediately move the plot forward should be instantly removed.

    1. I don't necessarily agree because in shows sometimes the non-necessary stuff can add characterization. There's no doubt that show is bloated tho

      2. Buddy, unless you’re trying to fit 20 seasons of a shonen anime into one season of live action, you do not need a show to have multiple 2 hour + episodes. That’s bloated by definition.

        Also, there is a way that you can make slower character stuff and expositionary scenes paced well. Nobody cares to do it though because writing is hard I guess.

        1. I… agree with you lol. I'm just saying this point isn't always correct

          >Anything that doesn’t immediately move the plot forward should be instantly removed.

          1. It’s pretty much a key tenet of writing that you don’t add scenes that don’t advance the plot lol

          2. Incorrect. See: most TV before 2010. Actually a lot of the tangeants in those old shows could be the best parts

    1. I like S1 as its own separate story. They should have made it an anthology like they planned.

  178. It’s really funny that people think Sam Elliot is like some tough conservative redneck even though he’s openly liberal and from California lol

  183. One thing people don’t understand about comedies is that you can’t sacrifice plot pacing for a joke. So many movies think they can just add scenes that are funny and string them together without them actually effecting the plot

  190. But for real, there was never a second where I felt that. At this point I’m completely over the romantic aspect.

  193. This is also why I’m kinda staying away from the neighbor girl tbh.

  195. She did ask me if I had any weed she could buy because her vape was out and I said I’d just give her some and I did, but it was super cute because she was like nervous to ask me lol

  197. IDK why she’s nervous to talk to me sometimes. Like I’m not intimidating at all, I’m exactly how I look, I’m just a goofy lanky dude.

      1. Not really. It’s mostly because I don't really see her as more than a neighbor/friend right now. She also implied she got out of a bad relationship not so recently so there’s that too.

          1. I was considering asking her out but in that way where it’s like “We’re just hanging out as friends, but interacting in a slightly more purposeful way instead of just talking while I’m working on the garage like Mark Wahlberg from Transformers.”

          2. I was gonna say more but honestly I'm the last guy anyone shoulf listen to about relationships. I couldn't even make a new friendship work and that imploded. Just trust your guy

    1. This is a bit. I know it is because I boyght a bunch when I was there

  199. By the way DK. I liked Vegas. I would live in Nevada but I don’t think I could live in Vegas. I’d be dead lol

      1. I didn’t really leave the 20 or so miles around the strip anyway. Too much shit to do for the wedding.

        1. Like you don’t understand, I literally had to basically organize everything at the wedding because nobody knew what was going on, least of all the fucking groomsmen.

    1. He’s mad about your stance on Child Lumber Milling. He says your stance is “Reckless and unequivocally short sighted.”

  205. Rams exposing Seattle. Just like Sam Darnold’s last team, too good to be true.

    1. Anybody who genuinely thinks Dillon Gabriel is a pro quality QB should get a lifetime ban from the NFL tbh. He’s 5’10 and has no fucking elite physical tools or skills. He’s less than fucking useless.

      1. I don’t think he’s good, it’s just that Shedeur is worse. They were winning the game with Gabriel and as soon as he went out via injury, it was all downhill from there.

        1. Winning the game with 68 pass yards is certainly a choice of words

          1. I mean it did happen lol he didn’t do anything but at least he wasn’t a net negative like Sanders. Justin Fields won a game with 54 pass yards.

    2. Anybody who genuinely thinks Dillon Gabriel is a pro quality QB should get a lifetime ban from the NFL tbh. He’s 5’10 and has no fucking elite physical tools or skills. He’s less than fucking useless.

  219. I could have told you before the draft that neither Shedour or Gabriel are any good.

    1. I think everyone agrees on Gabriel (didn’t know he existed prior) and sanders was the most divisive QB I’ve seen pre draft

  220. Fucking Broncos are gonna scam their way to a first round bye and then get obliterated lmao.

    1. That’s fine by me as long as the Chiefs don’t make the playoffs lol

        1. Just let the special kids have their moment, we all know they’re frauds.

    1. “Hey so the Colts are really good”

      “Oh shit, did Richardson finally out it together?”

      “Daniel Jones is an MVP candidate. Also, Mac Jones is good”

      1. if Daniel Jones wins a Super Bowl I'm burning MetLife to the ground

  227. Maybe Bo Pix would be better at reading defenses if his fucking helmet wasn’t so tight.

  231. AJ Brown about to put a hit out on their OC live on Twitch after this drive lol

  232. Red Wings and Rangers playing each other with their centennial jerseys is pretty damn dope tbh

      1. They need to bring back the old ones. But one of the best logos in sports imo, homerism aside

    1. I said AJ Brown is about to call for a hit on their OC live on Twitch at half time lol

      1. Hey thanks bro lol. Ill honestly just be happy with a wildcard spot. Its painful to root for Eagles tonighy since I respect Lions but hate the Eagles. But I need this Lions L.

        1. That’s fine. Honestly, I find it hard to hate the Lions. It’s like being mad at a sick puppy lol

    2. Maybe at least one person’s team here can get out the trenches.

      2. Give it 2-3 ywars and Caleb will be lifting that lombardi trophy

  237. Stayed up late last night because I'm finishing Dispatch. Ngl I'm fully invested in this franchise now and need more.

    2. Senny, I’m not trying to be disrespectful genuinely asking, do you drink or is it against your religion?

  238. McCarthy is such a corny ass dude. Who the hell admits they have an alter ego and calls him something lame called Nine

      1. Literally two weeks ago he brought up in an interview he had an alter ego named Nine which is apparently when he goes sicko mode and how he has to rest him and how his girl sees it at home lmaoo

        3. My GM is getting fired with literal extreme prejudice if we got rid of Darnold for this bullshit lol

          1. Seriously, imagine buying up half the FAs after going 14-3 and letting this bozo who was a handoff merchant in college run your offense lol

    4. Another QB I would have fired my GM for even using draft capital on. It’s like nobody actually watched Michigan that year lol. I mean fuck dude, he LOOKS like a career backup.

  239. I walked home from my cousin’s house to get my sweatshirt (we’re watching the Warrior’s game and MNF) and I saw my neighbor on the way out walking her dog. I said hi and talked but man, what is it about tan asian girls with layered hair? It’s like my fucking achilles heel.

    1. I saw a clip where Draymond got rage baited by a fan on the sideline lol

  240. Also Vadee, from an outsider, your logo is sick so it’s not just homerism lol

  243. My first question if I was interviewing a GM is:

    Ok hypothetical: there is a 5’10 QB who is a generational running QB in college, do you draft him 1 overall?

    2. "Lets draft a QB who cant throw and their legs are useless after 2 years"

      1. More like “Let’s draft a QB so short he can’t complete passes over the middle of the field and has to bail on every pocket because they’re afraid of getting crushed by men twice their size.”

      2. I am buying a fucking family cemetary plot on this hill. You shouldn’t use anything more than a 5th round pick on QB’s that aren’t at least 6’2.

  244. Second question: There’s a QB who was a literal fucking meme in college until he went to Oregon and surrounded by a top 3 roster. Do you trade up to draft him?

    1. I saw him meet Hasbulla at a UFC fight. Bro is just doing side quests.

  247. AJ Brown might actually cop a felony murder charge if this offense doesn’t stop going 3 and out lmao

    1. I just don’t get why he hasn’t asked for a trade, this is like his third season in a row of complaining lol

    1. Nick Siriani has made a career of being ever so slightly less mentally handicapped than his opponent.

      1. Fraud coach man. I will die on this hill. Dude is carried by his coordinators and pure fucking luck

    1. I swear the Eagles drug the other coaches drink or something. They just lose all common sense when they play them

  253. Shittianni should be giving Fangio a steak dinner every week. Kevin Patullo is a complete retard

    1. Literally should give Fangio the entire offense’s rings for the SB lol

      1. They supposed to just pee- but they effing around I guess

    2. I’d say Patullo because there’s an expectation there and he’s not meeting it for what’s supposed to be a top team. Most people had the Giants sucking this year so having a terrible defense is whatevs. It’s okay Vader, the bad man will be gone soon.

  256. SStarting To think satty is a sexual deviant who hunts women just to steal a single strand of hair. His goal is to make the perfect woman witg their DNA

  257. Just give them the TD, they're gonna pull their tush push bullshit again

    3. Basically a play the Eagles use when they need to get a yard where the team bunches up together and pushes themselves over the line. Has like a 99% success rate because the Eagles are good at it. Not only is it a boring ass play but the refs miss multiple calls that would negate it. The linemen keep false starting which would knock them back 5 yards and render it useless, but never get called. There was a moment where they literally lost the ball on a fumble, the camera caught it, but couldn't review it because it was "forward progress". Its getting banned next season

    4. So the quarter back does a QB sneak which means he’s falling forward to get usually less than a yard. The tush push is a QB sneak where the fullback (usually a tight end) and the RB both push the QB forward.

  260. I actually hate this Scarlett Johansson Winter Olympics commercial. What you do in a (shitty) movie is not the same as what actual athletes do lol

  262. You ever see a girl so beautiful you’re like “Damn. The fucking Greek poets never saw a girl half this beautiful and if they did, they circumnavigated the globe to conquer land in her name.”

    That’s me with Nata Lee man. I mean fucking hell, I would incur the wrath of the gods for this. This is the type of woman you write poems about while Ares trys to murder you. This is the type of thing you see and think “Surely this woman must be Demi-goddess blessing my mortal eyes.” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/19fb3fb83fb5de4acd224e40fd83a665c0a03489467837cdb1c1452ce498a43e.jpg

    1. The only clever moment in lois and clark the new adventures of superman was naming an episode that had two characters ruined by mothers oedipus wrecks

          2. Lois and clark the new adventures of superman has dean cain as superman. Also deathstroke is someone who looks so fucking lame even smallvilles was better

  269. They actually called a false start on a tush push but for a stupid reason lmao

  273. SHE UNBLOCKED ME.

    But I gotta tell her that I can’t talk to her any more. I hate it but I’ve gotta be mature. It’s better for both of us.

  279. Lions cannot convert a 4th down to save their lives. JUST. TAKE. THE. POINTS.

  284. Maybe I should just ignore it. IDK what to do. I’m bad at everything except writing and fucking baseball. The two most useless skills of all time.

  285. Why did she have to call me Ty? She’s the only person I was ok with calling me that.

  292. I don't know why I just remembered it's a thing when two uncircumcised pee pees pull the skin back and connect with each other is a thing and called docking

  294. Dan Gamble is the perfect name for this dude. Dude's an addict at a slot machine. PUNT THE BALL

    1. It’s a fucking terrible idea. It’s nice she cares enough to feel like she can handle that but in the end, nobody wants to be used as a trauma dump. Let your therapist do their job, don’t expect your friends to do it unless it’s an emergency.

        1. Probably the best option. It’s fine if you wanna vent and say something at work sucked or whatever, but don’t pile all your issues on her.

  298. Sat, drinking is against my religion. But people drink anyways, worse if they loophole the laws and rules. Same goes with sex and porn basically.

          1. Her real name is Natalya Krassinova which is probably the hottest fucking name I’ve ever heard.

  302. How fucking bad is Patullo that they’ve turned the ball over 5 times on downs and they’re only up 10 lmao

        2. Which one? Any medication with anticholinergic effects is linked to dementia. This is why I would never ever take benadryl to sleep.

      2. Behaviours and products that cause dementia but you're unaware until it's too late

    3. Also, I only got hit by an D-End once and retired from football, so past me made a good decision in this regard.

  304. Eagles try to run a real play on 3rd and 4th down challenge (Inferno difficulty)

  308. Also I just read dementia is up 400% in 20s and 30s so that's why I brought up that up. Seems bad.

  309. I’m more scared of getting diabetes than I am anything else. It’s such an insane genetic issue. Literally my grandpa and all 4 of his siblings have it. My dad has it.

      1. My dad had colon cancer but that was from smoking cigarettes, not generic thankfully.

  310. Eagles are gonna waltz their way to the Super Bowl on complete luck again man. And ref help

  313. The ragles are actually fucking retarded. JUST. PUNT. THE. BALL. Fucking so stupid dude.

  315. Goff has been bailing on every pocket for the last 15 drives but give them a free field goal. Fucking so dumb dude, I wouldn’t do that shit on madden

  317. This is like when they went for it on 4th against the Packers and lucked their way to the win because of the Packers incompetence.

  329. Doubt the Lions would have gone down and tied it but the refs literally robbed them of a chance

  331. The Super Bowl is gonna be Chiefs/Eagles again and somehow both will lose.

  332. This is 2023 all over again, Eagles winning with black magic and terrible coordinators fluking to 10-1, hopefully they get pantsed in the playoffs. Rams clear these bums, and they only lost to them because of 2 blocked FGs

  333. The Bears are in first place of the NFC North. The division of frauds.

  340. Satty has no idea how little sports mean to me. My brain rejects info on it. I wish I could care about something that much but I'm not built like that

      1. Yeaaaa that's why I need to avoid it coz people drink to drown their sorrows and I don't want to be addicted to that.

        1. Just moreso curious how seriously he took his religion like if he was serious enough not to drink or if he was casual about it like most young people are. I wasn’t trying to be disrespectful.

          2. I was actually just trying to set up a “Habbibi come to Dubai” joke but he ruined it.

          3. It's weird, I am like 80% religious, just have sex addiction and pretty much have faith crisis when seeing asshole people thriving.

  344. Man, Thomas and frank and satty are right that I shouldn't care about my family. Like here I am getting sad they're all secretly planning stuff for my nephews birthday knowing they're gonna ignore mine as usual. Like man I need to stop caring about people who don't care about me

  345. Yeah, I’m saying it because it’s the truth. Not worth the energy being kind to people who can’t even share food when they are throwing it away and you have none.

    1. I was laughing so hard at me realizing Henry was in the car last night lol. Cats are silly.

        1. It was so funny because we passed the joint around like twice and then I realized I was petting him like “Wait, what the fuck”

          2. I didn’t kick him out until we were done btw. I wasn’t mean but I don’t really want him in the car either. Usually if its raining I just crack the garage for him and Honey

          6. Both him and Honey have beds on the porch they sleep on. There’s a bunch of old blankets in them so hopefully they’re warm.

  347. I wanna continue cooking my own burgers (now that I made the bun from scratch) but last year I got pseudogout.

  353. I think for Christmas, I’m gonna buy myself Trails 1st Chapter and System Shock 2 remastered.

  356. You guys are acting like Valve actually makes games instead of sitting astride their dungeon of plundered dragon’s treasure watching more emeralds fall in from the ceiling.

    1. Our generation will never drive behind a lumber truck because of those movies lol

      1. I’m only 1/8th Native American but I get offended by Native American spirit magic.

    1. I put mayo + ketchup + mustard +worstershire sauce, and for the patty i season with onion powder mix.

  367. Sadly, this whole gen has been kinda down when it comes to first party must play games. One of Sony’s strengths was robbed from them completely by trying to throw so much money at shitty GAAS games. Like what even is their best new IP this console cycle? I really liked Returnal but that’s… It? Am I missing anything?

          3. Yep but with so much more fluid animation and better artstyle and it’s a mature superhero comedy

          4. Yep but with so much more fluid animation and better artstyle and it’s a mature superhero comedy

          7. Yep but with so much more fluid animation and better artstyle and it’s a mature superhero comedy

      1. You haven’t heard a single line of dialogue from either of them

          1. Diki hair, skin color and booba size isn’t all there is to a woman

          3. Neither of them was a red head but don’t see me crying about that smh

          7. Hair color really isn’t what matters to me. I prefer dark hair but I like blondes and redheads too.

  373. I left for Rio and came back knowing that Donald made oral love to either Bill Clinton or a horse

    please explain

  375. It's weird how openly racist all the normal people in Epstein's emails are. At this rate the conspiracy theories about Bill Gates trying to limit population growth in Africa might end up being true.

      1. c'mon man I was even considering picking Finland to coach once the national team update drops on FM26 but that shit nasty

        1. it’s been all downhill since that dream Euro run and then the rise to Nations League B.

    1. I'll get a finn team on my next save. Find one whose colors are green and yellow and I'm game.

          1. I doubt it's AI, this is the same text generation template since FM 2012. I think they just have some code to pick a summary of your in-game level and achievements.

  381. I found a team Harby. And it's the same one I played in NHL games for some weird reason

    1. This casting is insanely on point. Please tell me Link isn't gonna talk

  384. Wait wait wait, where is his stupid hat? This is a need. They can't be cowards when getting the rest of the aestheric right

  389. And look up the level where you team up with zombies to escape the soviet prison from OG Black Ops

  390. I’m fucking dying at the visual of a random generic army guy becoming the Old Iron King from Dark Souls 2 lmao

  392. Also, I exhibited some character growth yesterday. It was small and probably 3 years too late but I did grow.

    1. good for you buddy and no that’s not sarcastic even though most of my words come out that way

  393. the fact my team is called St. Patrick's Athletic and its main rival is literally called Shamrock Rovers… could this shit be more Irish.

  394. I would have gotten better scores last ep but the stupid shit XCOM2d me twice. I failed a 75% and then a 82% success chance 🤬🤬🤬

  397. Also, lowkey I wanna try Midnight Sons now that it’s like consistantly $5

  399. I was gonna finally send him to training to fix his depression but he got depressed at that moment 😭😂

      2. Sadly yes. Like I said about P5 and Witcher 3 and Baldur’s Gate 3. Every few years we have to reset the clock on normies realizing RPGs have good story writing and characters lol

          1. Personally? I have to say Hades II because it’s the only one I’ve played.

          3. then why in the name of clit licking jesus are you opining on the game you haven't played

          4. Because it’s not an all time classic Leo. It just isn’t but people forget every few years RPGs are actually good so the internet has to overhype it. See BG3.

          5. you are acting painfully gatekeepish on the game you haven't played, almost feels like you are trying to mask the FOMO

          6. Fear of missing out on what? I could play this shit today if I wanted to. I’m just honestly not all that fucking interested.

      2. I'd say play KCD2 but that game is such a hard sell to anyone I am even shocked I loved it and other people did as well

  402. if they don't give E33 the soundtrack award then my god that Canadian cretin deserves euthanasia

  404. Frankly, I don’t gotta play a game to see if it’s obviously overhyped. I’m sorry, but when the internet gushes about an RPG having things that quite literally every standard JRPG has done since the dawn of time (Remember people being like “Wow, Undertale is the first game to ever make turn based combat more engaging, yeah, born in 2005), you know it’s just NPC’s having a moment of sentience.

  405. Its hard to believe Silent Hill F won't get a GOTY nomination. Not a single one of those has a female or POC lead character.

    1. Silent Hill F is my GOTY regardless. I never thought I’d ever play another good Silent Hill game that wasn’t a remake again.

  406. I'll try to finish E33 but the level design just isn't fun. It should've borrowed a lot more from Xenoblade and FF.

  408. It’s like when people were shocked your choices actually matter in BG3 because all the fucking NPC’s of the gaming world don’t know Planescape Torment came out 25 years go.

      1. you convince a soldier not to fight with you, then he starts going home, and then you kill him from behind like a tremendous dipshit.

  410. Undertale is good and Earthbound is the real overrated shit. Get over it hipsters

    1. No it isn’t. Undertale is fantastic, but it’s not even the same thing tbh. Yakuza 7 is closer to Earthbound than Undertale is.

  411. And before anybody gets mad at me, I’m not hating on BG3. It’s still a 9/10 game. But Divinity OS2 should have got the praise and hype it got tbh.

  412. Most people haven’t actually played Esrthbound and they just say they have because nobody questions you if you say you like it and it gives you hipster hardcore gaymer cred.

      1. some turbovirgins who decided to make "please localize Mother 3" their entire online personality

        1. To be fair, Mother 3 does need to be localized. But I’m also real and know fan translated roms exist lol

    2. I think nostalgia/fascination for those old SNES games has also kind of died out past the 2010s

      1. It’s less that and more so that people don’t really even play old games now. Unless a game has gotten remake/remaster, I doubt most people have played games that aren’t on systems they currently own. I cannot imagine most people going back and playing RE3 if there was no remake.

  413. And I really fuckkng hate being the “old games good, new games bad” guy but after playing FEAR… This level of AI should be standard. I don’t give a fuck about the goddamn ray tracing, give me more little details that make the game better.

    1. So the only two choices are firing her or a sexual harassment complaint?

      1. Play it.

        Oh who I’m kidding you’ll probably hate the writing for some i’m a writer reason

        1. I’m really not as harsh on writing as you guys wanna make me out to be lol

  419. I was laughing so hard at one of the main plot points of this episode of IT being that the kids are poppin Xannies

    1. Well, it takes place in the 50’s so it was just a drug for hysterical women back then. But yeah. They steal xannies from the one girl’s mom and then take them to like avoid being tortured by Pennywise. The implication being that she’s so zonked on fucking Benzos she doesn’t notice her fear? lmao

  422. Also, I love that inexplainable IT apperances only happen to minority characters and women to make them seem crazy because the script was written by Chat GPT commanded to write a story like a racist 40’s Chicago cop

  423. my girlfriend's best friend just starting dating a guy who's also addicted to Football Manager and I feel like I've found my male soulmate

    1. Oh no. Your double dates are gonna be both of you playing FM on your laptops while your girlfriends get ignored

      1. as my girlfriend says: "I'd rather have you playing games all day than going out and cheating on me. This is why gamers are husband material"

    1. I too hate being a dictator. It’s such hard work. Just ask Trump, I bet he’s wishing he’d just retired a fucking billionaire instead of a billionaire who is now also a known pedophile.

    2. How? People literally turn into wii sports npcs around him out of fear of that cunt

      1. NK is the last free country in the world because he protected its people from the internet and the english language. There's never going to be a Mr. Beast Land in North Korea.

  428. Are they implying Pennywise is a racist/Misogynist in this show because he only really goes after minorities and women who spent time in mental hospitals and are considered “hysterical”

    2. Pennywise is supposed to be the living embodiment of the American Medical Association

  430. And I’m not saying I have a “right” to be upset about Native American representation being only 1/8 Chumash, but holy fuck I was offended by the fucking Native American spirit magic shit. Miss me with this dawg, how come a Native American can’t just be like a normal character. They always have to be a spirit channeler or like have ancestors that fought a great demon. Like what the fuck, we’ll shove all this shit in people’s faces to show how “progressive” we are but then act like Native Americans are all secret warrior chieftains. Give me a fucking break man.

    1. Are there a lot of native americans where you're from? Have you met any?

      1. Yes. There was an Indian reservation about 20 miles from where I lived growing up. We used to go there to play baseball and they really didn’t like us being there.

        Also, when I lived in Washington, you’d see Native Americans fishing for chinook and steelheads all the time in rivers.

          2. Hey buddy- I walked Zoya, was taking a break, now gonna walk Mila- how u?

          4. Awww- poor baby got sick – jet setting throughout Europe

          5. Cruise to Stockholm actually lol. At least it didn’t start there but only 2 days after returning home.

  433. There are so many things I hate but they make people happy (in this case literal children) so I'm not sure how to feel

    1. The world would be a better place if Mr beast never started YouTube

      1. I actually used to watch his early videos but I don't know what happened

        1. I never saw any of his early stuff. Just this current content.

          I found pewdiepie very early into his career though

        2. He’s like psychotically obsessed with dominating youtube to the point he literally sacrificed his humanity. It’s fucking bizarre.

  439. It's cool sometimes at my job I have no time to look at an issue, then 2-3 months later I check back on something and it's already resolved itself

    1. Knowing your job I read this as sarcasm and when the second half was actually a good thing I was genuinely shocked

      1. Yeah I just went through a mountain of deliquency mail and it all was applied already. Then UPS has been an asshole in british columbia and not sending my checks for 2 months, but I went to file today and it applied, so it's nice I don't need to make any calls

        1. yes I know a Vietname American exchange student that is exactly, and I do mean exactly, that

          1. Like I said yesterday, tan asian girl with layered hair = my achilles heel.

    2. Satty when you say it that way you truly sound like a 4chan gooner

  443. Goal and assist for Pukki in his final ever match for Finnish national team today 🥲

      1. HE WASN’T PLAYED AGAINST MALTA!
        This idiot benchedhim for nearly 80 minutes

        1. I still don’t know what Friis’ playstyle looks like. And the cunt actually had the gall to say that Malta match was the best of our home qualifiers

  447. I’m so sad. At least I still have Jolle and Antman is a real life superhero

    1. I will never forget my Finnish newgen Sami Perälä from Football Manager 13

    1. I was trying to type it so you understand the nuances but finnish grammar is suicide so plain and simple. It’s basically ass

  450. Satty could easily get a girlfriend who looked like that. There are probably a million to choose from in close proximity.

    2. Why are they franchising this? I love the first game and really want to play the sequel but this is retarded

        1. I feel like once you get past the robot dinosaurs this franchise just does not have the marketability. The tribal stuff isn't interesting. Very weird this is the one they're going all in on

          1. Yep. It’s Aloy’s story and the world is awesome to explore as HER. That should be it

          2. It’s the only new IP Sony has made recently that isn’t a gigantic bombfest

      2. Because nothing can’t make ALL THE MONEY POSSIBLE in Capitalist hell world.

    1. The “asian studios non-woke” chuds are gonna be absolutely insufferable until this dies next week.

    2. Well I can’t think of any other direction to take a Horizon MMO so not shocking

  454. Horizon's story has been terrible from the beginning. They came up with robot dinosaurs and awkwardly crafted reasons to explain their existence but its all too grounded. They should've embraced supernatural elements like Star Wars.

  461. Is Andy Muschetti the worst director of all time? Many people are saying.

  462. Really? I put off watching it for 8 years because I heard there was an orgy. I can't believe I missed out on online discourse this whole time for nothing.

    2. You really think they had an underage orgy in a studio movie dog lol

  464. I’m absolutely dreading the idea of my beloved Clossi getting butchered by the worst recorded CGI in human history.

  465. I’m absolutely dreading the idea of my beloved Clossi getting butchered by the worst recorded CGI in human history.

  466. It really proves that all the violence is from the left in America when MTG was hated for years by liberals and never had death threats but she turns against Trump for one day and she’s getting death threats like she removed the ass shots from Mass Effect 2.

  468. Was the intention for the CGI to be so bad that it loops around to being unnerving again?

  469. I’m conflicted. On one hand, I do feel a bit liberated that I’m not leaving the door open to those feelings coming back but I also just feel like I was being disloyal to a friend. IDK.

      1. Brother, does fucking anybody pay attention to fucking shit around here?

        1. Im never here, I happen to have a few minutes currently lol

        1. Yeah- I just avoid that stuff- but honestly don’t enjoy things with too much nudity/sex

  477. Diki I liked the movie. And no not just the ass shots, I liked the themes about getting older. Makes you want to take care of yourself more. Demi Moore shouldn't have felt so bad about herself, before she turned into Miracle Max's wife she was aging gracefully

  480. I was gonna play witcher now but my cough is picking up again. Gonna just watch something instead

  482. Maybe I just like mentally self flagellating myself by being in abusive relationships IDK anymore.

  485. I would just like to sit down with dunky put my arm gently down on his shoulder and ask him ”are you ok?”

  490. my starting XI has three 20 year old Senegalese players and four South Americans. I became Chelsea.

    1. I mean, even if my players got called up, the Irish league goes from February to November

  492. It was so fun losing both our wingers for AFCON in the peak Klopp era

    1. We’re losing our entire right side aka the only two players beside Bruno and Cunha who can dribble a ball lol.

  495. Conte manages Liverpool, Marco Rose coaches Yanited, Luis Enrique coaches City

    but the best PL coach here is Forest's, by far

  501. Wirtz 2 assists.
    It’s a miracle how everyone performs for their national team immediately.

    2. Even the best international games are like 1/3rd the pace of an average prem game.

  502. For Christmas besides Trails, I’m gonna buy myself a new Gap Wedge. IDK what I want though. I’m insanely picky about wedge specs lol

  503. I’m between the Cleveland RTX 4 Zipcore and the Callaway Opus right now.

  504. Taylor made M2 is also really nice, but I don’t want a non-raw finish. I can’t stand having glare when I look down at my club face.

  505. I might just spend the money to get the RTX 4 customized. It comes with the raw finish but I can edit it to exactly what I want (50 degree loft/12 degrees of sole relief)

  506. I can get a +4 midsize grip exactly how I want it added too. This is probably the ticket. It’s not expensive at all and I can get everything done at the shop before it ships.

  507. Zipcores aren’t like the best wedges, but I love my lob wedge from that set. But I’m also a psycho who hits a 64/12 lob wedge lmao. But it’s really impressive when I hit over trees with it.

  508. If Ubisoft ends up selling for ~1 billion the government should've just acquired them through the CBC and expanded into game development. Mass layoffs are coming.

  513. Never mind, it’s only available in S-Grind. I want X-Grind or W-Grind.

    2. Technically yes because they’re made the same way, but they’re very different.

  515. Oh wait, it’s available in X-Grind. I just had to change the menu.

  516. It shouldn’t be this hard to get over it but it is.

    I have so many memories that are just gonna be like grains of sand through the cruel sieve of time.

  517. I probably seem like an insane person but I’m kinda going crazy.

  519. I just don’t get the idea that she didn’t care about me. She did, just not to the degree I cared about her.

      1. Holy fuck Jimmy. If you don’t get it by now it’s too late to explain

  520. I just don’t get the idea that she didn’t care about me. She did, just not to the degree I cared about her.

  522. The Modelo commercial where they say the guy earned the beer for connecting his grandmas washing machine cracks me up

    1. Seriously- I buy some crazy outfits for my wife sometimes – shes like do u think im a prostitute- but yo it spawned from sabado gigante

  529. And I didn’t “fix her plumbing” I literally had to drill the base flush and that was it. It took like literally 10 minutes.

    1. Appie definitely uses dudes to fix her toilet etc- then shes like thanks byeee

  532. U didn’t fix the seat properly and she fell in!!
    Fk frank

  533. I feel so bad for her though. She spent her entire 20s with that guy and they never got married so now she's single in Texas in her 30s while everyone else already got married years ago. It must be really difficult to process so maybe that's why she got upset with you momentarily.

      1. Mila straight up will take my spot before I get to bed and will look at me like what?

  538. I would only help if she was stuck in a dryer- very common problem based on some videos Ive seen

  542. Black Ops 7 is the first COD I can't bring myself to play even though it's free

    1. I haven’t tried yet, probably one night but my kids just got into stranger things so we watch a few episodes a night

      1. Obviously I will have to say it ended before will becomes gay

    1. Hank loves Marvel and the bachelor. He also would never leave his texas suburb where he can walk around freely armed

    2. It's very selective tbh. I feel like only assholes have ever actually used it to describe someone on the spectrum

  551. I just feel like it’s a betrayal of my values to just ignore a friend even if the reason is valid. I hate having to do that for my own good

      1. I know but I’m insanely bad about putting everyone before myself even if they don’t necessarily deserve it. It’s kinda just how I am.

        1. I was too until recently. Some people aren't worth it. Not saying our situation is similar. Some people are worth it but some people just suck

  553. I rewatched Hot Fuzz with the roommie and my gf the other day. Still the best Edgar Wright movie imo

    2. Bringing this up now because satty said "my own good" and I immediately thought "the greater good."

  555. Also, Key and Chillis are both right but I don’t need to find a hobby. I have several lol

  556. Although, golf isn’t really a hobby because I’m too good. The better you get the less fun it is.

      1. I’m not really that good, just good compared to the average duffer. I still mishit shots all the time. I just don’t regale you with the tales of how I thinned an iron shot 5 times a round.

    2. I don't get this. Fun can just be fun for the sake of it

      1. Karma, when hitting a shot within 50 feet of the hole is good by your standards, everything that’s frustrating is worth it. When you’re a single digit Handicap, it’s fun but also 100 times more frustrating.

  558. Also, nothing exemplifies this more than me hitting a shot like 3 past the hole out of the bunker and everyone going “Awesome shot” and me being like “No check up? You’re fucking joking me.”

  561. Can you bring up girl issues with a therapist? I think that’s be a waste of time for them

  562. Why’d she have to call me Ty. She literally the only person I wouldn’t be like “eh, I don’t really go by that” too. Oh god, am I simping about nicknames.

  566. Rockstar made a mistake announcing GTA 6 date before they are 100% sure its going to be released. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets delayed int0 2027 even.

          1. I never played a final fantasy so shiva is an indian dude

  572. Yeah I don't get the native american spirituality complaint satty, they're bound to have those stories if IT was living there for a millennia

  573. Satty: can you bring up girl issues to a therapist?
    DK(to a therapist):Okay so batman in Flashpoint is his dad. Instead Bruce Wayne gets shot. And it makes his mom tge joker. Flashpoint is an alternate timeline creates when the flash tries to stop his mom's death. Now let me talk about this for 30 minutes

    1. No it means a baby cut herman munsters foot- dammit karmy

  578. Wait- so this girl broke up with her boyfriend- and somehow you are the hurt one?

    1. Because I was in love with her. She didn’t feel the same way but I still wanted to be friends. I’m upset because I just cut her off completely.

      1. But why would u want to be friends? I dunno- to each his own.

  581. Don't know whether I wanna play hollow knight or watch more true detective tbh. That or I guess I could read

  582. I guess it's gonna be Hollow Knight and then if I feel like it I'll watch more of the show

  585. I played enough where I get why people love the game, I feel like I started it way too late to really appreciate it tho

  588. I have no right to win this fantasy matchup but I’m going to because I started Lamb and Pickens lol

  609. Yukiko is still my favorite Persona character Chili. So much so that I mained her in Blaz Blue X Tag Battle even though she was literally the worst character in the game

    1. For me it's Blonde Blazer and Malevola. Blazer is pretty much Carol Danvers and what MCU should be.

    3. I woke up at 3am and couldn't access my bookmarks. Ed was right again.

  616. last chance to try to get tickets for Oasis this weekend so I can wear me fookin parka

  619. Channels that pull bodycam footage from the incident are fine whatever but why would you cut to the police notifying the victims grieving parents several days later? does no one find this weird? no one cares?

  623. Nottingham Forest hired Gattuso as manager in my savefile.

    Can you imagine Gattuso feuding with that Greek mobster

      1. there's another headline about Mourinho getting fined for complaining about the referee in the same match

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