1 thoughts on “RH: Natsuno Minami Edition”

  3. Also, Karma is 100% right about the Darth Maul show. Star Wars is so uniquely obsessed with making entire properties about events that don’t need to be explained at all just so they don’t have to think of new characters. It’s actually insane. Like just the idea of the Obi Wan show alone, I don’t need to imagine him running around Tatooine fighting people for 20 years, just let me imagine what he did which was fucking being in hiding and watching over Luke from a distance lol.

  8. No one has standards anymore. You're unreasonable for wanting to see games improve with every iteration.

  10. I dont care about SW so I wont comment on Maul but SWTCW's format (arcs with diverse storylines. Lucas famously loved the S5 droids) was one of its greatest strengths and the series introduced new characters from the outset (following in the footsteps of BTAS and the old DCAU) but no one does that anymore and it killed the MCU/DC

      2. But seriously you do agree with me on the MCU right? I don't understand why they're digging up unknown characters with an extremely questionable history like shang chi instead of creating something on their own

        1. I don't agree. I like characters getting adaptations. Guardians of the galaxy was obscure to most people. I do think they could introduce original characters with the obscure ones. But yeah I don't agree with you.

  16. I flat out disagree on the GOTG being obscure (they already made a lot of appearances in other media) but I think something like MM in Spiderverse is a good counterexample to my argument but that also means characters should fit and I'd argue Shang Chi and the Eternals etc. don't

    1. I only recall them being in avengers(good show) and rocket being in mvc3. You could ask most people ans they wouldn't know who the guardians of the galaxy were. The eternals don't fit and I think they even knew that since the whole planet being a being is kinda a non factor now. Shang chi works imo if they ever decide to bring back iron fist

    2. GOTG benefits from having a director that fits exactly what they wanted to make and mostly letting him do whatever the fuck he wants.

      Shang Chi is both a character 99% of people don’t know and is also a generic post-Infinity War origin story movie.

  17. It must be really sad and depressing to have two parents who were both only children. You're all on your own.

    1. That has to be exceedingly rare. My dad and me both being only children is super rare.

  18. I don't want to be overly optimistic here but I think Fable's combat looks really good (aside from the presentation). It's like they saw Avowed and decided not to make dogshit.

  22. Everyone was talking about how they showed a pornstar on tv at the National Title game but I genuinely didn’t even notice because I know like 2 pornstars.

  23. I’m just laughing because so many people were like “I got nervous watching her on tv with my girlfriend there” and I probably would have just made a joke about how she looks like she’s from Florida.

  25. Now if there was an ASMR artist on like the radio show pre-game and I recognized the voice I’d be like the Jordan Peele sweating meme

  27. I just traded a loaf of bread to my friend for weed. It’s like my life is a Stoner RPG or some shit.

  28. I just traded a loaf of bread to my friend for weed. It’s like my life is a Stoner RPG or some shit.

  30. It’s amazing how much more the FF8 HD remaster made me appreciate that game.

  31. Damn, homie gave me the good shit too. Shit so icy it’s asking where King Cold went.

  32. IGN’s final review of the Satty RPG

    6/10

    Pros- Amazing graphics, deep cooking system, conversation mechanics are great

    Cons- Story is bland, gameplay is grindy, main character is horny and pretentious

    1. I thought the overarching narrative was confusing because yhey expected you to play the satty Platformer and read the satty lore book. Without then how can anyone get the full story?

      1. I can’t believe they witheld why he always holds his shoulder in pain to the Fortnite crossover event SMHMH.

  33. Who am I kidding “Objectifies Asian women” would be a minus point on an IGN review lol

    1. I’m not one of those fucking weirdos whose like “I want a cute wife to be submissive and cook for me” though. Honestly, I just like girls with dark hair and olive skin. That’s 90% of the way to being attractive to me.

  36. why do you think white males like asian females but white females dont like asian males?

    1. First of all, if you’d seen the amount of thirst posts on the Giants sub for Jung Hoo Lee, you wouldn’t say women don’t like asian men.

      But the other way? IDK, maybe because they’re seen as “exotic.” Asian beauty standards are also different so some men probably subconsciously like that.

    2. Okay I'm only asking because your demographic situation is probably comparable to Toronto but it's a lot rarer than the inverse (WMAF) here.

  40. Somebody needs to tell The Nationals that to rebuild, you actually have to keep players there. They just be trading people for no reason.

  41. i also like the side quest where you can order a Russian mail order bride and the quest ends in you fighting a buff Serbian dude named Sergei

  49. I would literally feel safer with somebody driving drunk than in those AI self driving cars.

  51. It's impossible to go anywhere in the cold because I either weigh myself down with clothing or freeze

  52. Okay I'm going to watch Train Dreams now. I love it when nothing ever happens.

      1. He doesn’t watch tv. He watches youtubers with cartoon avatars representing themselves.

  56. People don't remember parts of the Northwestern United States used to be upwards of 30% Chinese

    2. The world is full of life and sets it apart from nearly every other RPG

  58. Do you think there’s gonna be future text books for history with pictures of Trump during a speech where the kids are gonna draw dicks in his hands?

  59. I don't actually care about anime girls but maybe plastering all my walls in anime girl posters will lift the spirits a little bit

  61. Apparently the Maul show will draw a lot from Lucas’ plans for the actual sequel trilogy, not this Disney garbage.

    But why the fuck is animation now too just 10 episodes for a season? 😑 at least they will release 2 every week

      1. lol

        But pretty sure like Dad Batch this will be done in San Fran and Singapore

  62. Mando movie looks mid and nothing live action that they have in the plans interests me besides Ahsoka season 2 so it’s nice to actually be excited for a Star Wars project.

    Andor season 2 has been the only one in recent years that I was genuinely so fucking excited for.

    Maul looks amazing and the animation has somehow taken yet another leap forward

  64. Bro US pulled from WHO
    There will be nothing left of this country after this administration

      1. Also, we have a dude with brain worms from roadkill running the Health Department. Does it really fucking matter after a point?

    2. It’s ok Harby, he’ll forget tomorrow after his totally normal 500 tweet rants at 3AM before he has to get pumped with amphetamines to go ramble about how everyone should treat him like a king

  66. TTrying Firefox to see if this fixes my disqus problems finally

    1. Only reason I could ever watch it from streaming is Camila Mendes

      1. It went great. I accidentally woke up at 5am instead of 6am like I was supposed to so by 7am I for once had enough energy to talk a lot and share my thoughts and ideas

      2. Getting an entire show about the underworld finally is amazing and the fact it’s about a dark side user is even better

        1. We’ve gotten zero. We’ve been promised a bad guy show so many times but they always flip or act like a dumbass like in Book of Booba

          1. even in the games EAfront 2 you switch sides after the prologue missions

  77. Home. Imma slep some more and then go get a haircut and eat before I have to go back to work for my actual shift

    Bi

  81. Disney shutdown Lucasfilm's in house animation studio in Singapore (that was built for SWTCW) and apparently moved all the work over to an outsourcing partner with studios across East Asia. Maybe they don't have the capacity to do larger projects anymore.

    1. I was genuinely just joking about the outsourcing to Korea thing but it might be true IDK lol

      1. It is. If you watch any of the newer Spongebob episodes all of the credits are Korean because Nickelodeon doesn't even do the storyboards in house anymore.

  83. I had heart burn today. I woke up and the first thing I did was take heartburn medication.

    I’m so fucking old.

      1. You’re afraid of Tums? Lol. Do they have tums in other countries? IDK.

  85. Literally all social media is now is people making up random rage bait to get engagement and then people genuinely getting mad at said obvious fake bait because they’re stupid.

      1. Again Spiff, ask yourself if that’s something you genuinely think I’d care about.

        1. Im sorry I thought you liked fighting games and its tag team like guilty gear and f2p

  88. It's time to do performance reviews, boys. If only I could just give everyone B+s

    1. you probably put them all in that square in the 9-square gradient that is just outside promotion range

      1. At least 2 people we want promoted and 1 we want kicked with the mask that we want her to improve

          1. It's not being a dick when the person is actively hindering us even after we constantly meet with her to correct what she's doing wrong. We physically do not have time to deal with this

  94. I feel like doing these is stealing my soul away and I've only even looked at the employees that are actually doing good

  97. I don't normally get more coffee for the afternoon, but man I seriously need it today

  98. Yes Endfield (I hate Samsung). You can tell this game is Chinese because they're obsessed with increasing industrial output.

  99. The gameplay in this is way better than every other gacha I've played. The writing and pacing could be better but the direction is AAA quality.

  100. Anything below 5: below average/ bad
    5: average
    6: above average
    7: good
    8: great
    9: amazing
    10: incredible

    1. I know different cultures and everything, but 5 being average just feels wrong. Like it literally got half wrong

          2. True, but the point is basically just that being in the middle doesn't make it the average

          4. No, average is the most typical result. That's not necessarily right in the middle

          5. On a scale it should be. On a 1-10 scale there is no mode and the median and mean are both 5.5.

            Mathematically (which is what a numerical scale is) that is the average.

  102. Karma’s rating system is like murican temperature system levels of dumb

    Now we just need sati to come explain his intricate system that is better than everyone else’s

    1. IIt's the american grading system. You get 5/10, that shit's an F dude

  104. 6 is average and 7 is above average. 8 is good, 9 really good and 10 masterpiece. 5 is bad with some good qualities, 4 is overwhelmingly bad with fewer good qualities and 3 to 1 is sorting the trash.

  105. FFirefox Likes to duplicate my words. It performs better technically, but this is harder to deal with than the slow movement. Why is this site ththiththis way

  106. The American grading system is sort of weird because the average grade here would almost always be a fail in the US. This is why I don't buy the stereotypes about American education.

  112. I don't like their games that much but From Softwares writing mogs most of the industry

  115. Witcher 3, Persona 5, Bloodborne, Death Stranding and BOTW were the most influential games of last generation

  117. Dudes check this out. This Liverpool half zip jacket has been on sale for 79,99 and we can’t get staff sale on top of that. But today the price went from red to black which means the previously on sale price is the new actual price so I can get the staff -30% on top of that. This shit will cost 55€ for me now.

    The official club store price is 120 bri’ish pounds which is like 140€
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0cee4bed1478e3736dbf74359f4a7716f211288a8c1fbb33a7118c936f958634.jpg

  121. I am so fucking cold today and it’s 63 and sunny out. I don’t get it.

  123. I’m gonna review Legend of Dragoon and Dark Cloud 2 for JRPG January and maybe DQ-3 HD can be a normal review in February but still kinda count.

      1. We’ll just do spooky spillover for JrPG January too. We’ll do it live! FUCK IT!

          1. Bill O’ Reilly? Yeah, but he’s irrelevant because he made the biggest mistake you can make as a conservative talking head: Not be openly racist enough

  124. I genuinely can’t think of anything that might be factually more boring than a Neil Diamond biopic. Does anybody under the age of 160 know a single Neil Diamond song

  125. And don’t get me wrong, Bill O’ Reilly was also openly racist, but he didn’t start every episode of his show by saying that brown infants should be shot upon birth so he’s a RINO now

  127. Lots of normal YouTubers have become more open about their beliefs lately as well. I don't like people who are afraid to say what they think.

      1. There was a youtuber I watched who used to just talk about shitty netflix shows nobody watched. He was never even insinuating “wokeness” or anything, just made fun of the shows on their actual merits. Literally nothing political at all.

        Then one day he just started uploading a constant stream of pro-Trump anti-woke videos. It was truly bizarre.

        1. 1 person I sub to does classic games stuff and he’s on the left and some people credit him with the term metroidvania but he says this other guy came up with it

  128. PewDiePie is a really impressive person overall but he's literally a member of the Swedish nobility and had an exclusive upbringing so I guess it's not that surprising.

  129. I remember he also said he was thankful all the kids at his private school were white (indirectly) and he would try to avoid the kids who went to public school

    1. I don't know if you remember but it was happening to me and I found a whole website with thousands of testimonials from people who were making the same claim. Stray thought they were all stupid.

        1. I thought they were insane at first but it's weird how there's so many of them and I never did figure out what the cause was.

          2. I was looking it up when I came across the site because I thought it was a medical issue and not caused by external trauma (since there's nothing in my proximity that could cause that and the consistency didn't make sense either).

            I am anemic but people would think you're equally crazy if you pinned it on anemia.

    2. So many of them were saying they're not religious or superstitious but the ordeal restored their faith in God etc.

    3. Also people thought Tucker Carlson's marks were from his dog but that's not even remotely plausible.

        1. Because of how widespread the issue is (I don't have a dog) and even if you look past the consistency problem you would expect the scratches to be concentrated on exposed skin but they're not

  131. And not just any pro-Trump videos, the kind of absurdly aggrandizing Trump videos that just make you think they’re not living in reality.

  132. And not just any pro-Trump videos, the kind of absurdly aggrandizing Trump videos that just make you think they’re not living in reality.

  134. You know the ones. The ones where they act like he’s a super savvy, ultra cool badass instead of what the entire world actually sees him as.

  135. I just got a youtube AI add of a girl jacking off a champagne bottle while an ai dude said “This pill is why famous women have squirted over 15 times”

    What the fuck are we saying unalived for again?

    2. Actually no I think The Apothecary Diaries might be better than GITS SAC as well

    1. Honestly the Rags have been cooked well done for a while now so its not as fun. But thank you for helping our playoff odds regardless

  142. Vader, should I be happy about trading for Sherwood? I don’t watch Canucks games

  143. 90% of people on GLP-1’s shouldn’t be on them. I also find it extremely ironic that they found a “miracle drug” that basically just makes you eat less.

  145. I kind of want to start all 4 City players because how often do you get to do that? But Reijnders is a risk of even starting

  150. Meghan Trainor was never even fat. How is she getting weight loss drugs prescribed. It’s completely ridiculous.

  152. Haaland might not even start Inheard and too late to change captain to hugo 😭

  153. Ofcourse- I double up on sunderland defense which has been great and suddenly west ham know how to soccer- my luck this season is such shit

    1. Let this be a lesson that you need to consider context, not just feelings. Yeah, west ham have been shit but they’ve only been shut out 3 times this year. Their problem isn’t scoring.

      On the flip side, Sunderland is on -2 GD meaning their defense isn’t actually any good. This week was the easiest start Bowen of all time for me. Form > fixtures. Remember that, always.

    2. Let this be a lesson that you need to consider context, not just feelings. Yeah, west ham have been shit but they’ve only been shut out 3 times this year. Their problem isn’t scoring.

      On the flip side, Sunderland is on -2 GD meaning their defense isn’t actually any good. This week was the easiest start Bowen of all time for me. Form > fixtures. Remember that, always.

  155. Spurs are so bad dude. I want everybody on our sub who said that Thomas Frank was a United level manager to be banned.

  156. People are gonna argue with me about the players from foreign leagues. Welbeck at his age is 10x the striker Gyorkeres is, Arsenal should have spent 3 million on him.

  157. I want a hand written apology from every single United fan that told me we should have gotten Thomas Frank. He legit doesn’t have a tactic. They play open but aren’t good at countering. They play a high line but don’t control the game.

    This should be an ultra mega red flag about signing Glassner or Iraola. Just because you can do well with a smaller team that probably has a much easier to work with structure doesn’t mean you can manage the entirety of a top 6 club.

  158. I swear to god if our dumb ass owners get any of these dogshit PL managers, I will just completely check out. I’d rather let Carrick cook than go for another overhyped mid table Prem manager.

  159. To be fair to Frank though, Spurs transfers are legit worse than ours most of the time. At least we buy players like Mbeumo and Bruno once every 6 years

  160. “He’s exhausted, he needs rest”

    Brings him in with 15 minutes left in a 2-0 game against the worst team in the league. I fucking hate you Pep.

  164. I cooked. If only I had the time to take Erling to bench before the deadline. Fucking read multiple hours before they even had the game he won’t be starting but then it was just over the deadline

        1. Yes they are. You think Xabi is gonna change this team? He went to a player’s club and tried to be SAF.

  168. I genuinely hope every person who voted for Trump gets rounded up and fucking gas chambered.

  169. If there was a button I could press that would instantly kill every conservative in America, I wouldn’t even let you finish the sentence before mashing it about 15 times

  170. The amount of bullets I would unload on Trump if I got the chance might only be measured by “safe fulls”

  172. We have 1 senior CB left now and FSG refuses to go on the market

      1. One of which being a player that plays a position you also just spent 75 million on

          2. Should have payed the extra 5 million immediately instead of waiting for deadline day

  174. Of course that’s a yellow against Liverpool but not against us lol

  176. Kirkez is such a bad signing man. How much money for two fullbacks who don’t tackle or defend and aren’t even amazing going forward (Frimpong is good going forward at least)

    1. No one can defend the gap from our midfield to the backline

      1. Because you’re playing Macallister and Wirtz in midfield homie. Trust me, I inow what having a lack of athleticism in your midfield does to your team, this is exactly what was happening under Ten Hag when we were playing an out of shape Case, Mainoo and Bruno in midfield which is like the 3 least athletic players in the PL lol

  181. Time to throw the kitchen sink at them again, everyone just do what you want formations be damned

    1. Oh, we’re talking about formations. You truly are a United fan now.

  189. Sits back 2-0 up, Liverpool does nothing but you concede off two garbage set pieces. If we actually consider this guy a top level manager quality I will genuinely start watching Serie A

      1. Yeah, well I could have told you that. But retards think he “can’t be worse than amorim mate”

  194. If I were a Trump supporter working for border patrol or ICE and that guy actually had a gun I would risk letting him shoot me every single time for propaganda purposes.

    They're undermining their own cause and it'd be useful to have some of our people die first.

  197. Steelers go from Tomlin to McCarthy. From first round exit to first round exit

  198. SAF would have completely rebuilt the team with the money he would have gotten for Salah + VVD. They’re both turbo washed dude. Or not giving the right amount of effort. Salah has been invisible and it’s not the system. He doesn’t have the pace to beat anybody any more.

    1. Watch them perform the second someone who doesn’t play this Slothball comes in

      1. Brother, Xavi wasn’t winning with a midfield of Tchoumani/Valverde/Bellingham and Mbappe up top. What the fuck is he gonna do with your shit attack and midfield lol

          1. I am trying to type this with wet hands ok harbo, I fat fingered it

  199. Why doesn’t spurs just play their CB’s as strikers? Are they stupid?

  200. Only managers I’m ok with us getting over Amorim are Enrique, Ancelotti, Nagelsmann, or Tuchel. Short of them, I’d rather have kept Amorim. I don’t want any of these overhyped twitter tactico picks. Glasner is not gonna make it here.

  201. Lol, shut the fuck up Slot. You get gifted insane amounts of stoppage time. Shove it. Tell your captain to stop keeping people onside.

      1. It’s ok man, we all buy expensive Bundesliga flops. We did it twice from Dortmund. You’ll learn.

        1. Wirtz has been great in recent weeks and Ekitike is amazing. This all despite the Slothball

          I’m sorry we don’t buy these flops you talk about besides Naby Keita

  205. Oh wait, I forgot Apple is probably stuck inside watching movies on her phone over 5G because Texas is fucking retarded.

  206. I also hope every cuckservative in this country gets fucking stabbed 100 times and left to die.

  207. Damn, Charles Barkley got the good Ozempic. He gotta get some new suits soon. The obsession with GLP-1’s is crazy.

  211. Pep saying Haaland is exhausted and then bringing him kn for 15 minutes in a dead game is peak Pep bullshit.

  213. Is compulsive snacking like a thing that causes people to gain weight? Because IDK how people are eating enough that just being less hungry becomes a “miracle drug”

    1. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that IMO yes, compulsive eating might cause weight gain for some people.

      No science to back that up though, just a hunch.

  215. I’m so sick of hearing AI ads. I do not need a fucking Ai broker lender. Fuck me.

  216. I cannot think of anything that fills me with existential dread more than the words “AI lending marketplace”

  217. This country is so cooked when the NRA is coming out against people being openly murdered by domestic terrorists than what the fuck excuse does anybody else have for justifying it.

  218. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THE WAY CORNERS ARE TAKEN NOW

    It’s a foul if 3 people are grabbing the keeper. Fuck off.

  219. Serious fucking question. Why would I ever promote somebody using AI tools to do their job? Why would I even hire somebody who uses AI for their job. If they’re doing their job with AI could just remove the middle man. It’s so fucking stupid, all thee companies went all in on AI without having a practical use for it.

    1. Game or software development has some good cases for it, primarily in bug testing.

      1. It feels super corporate-y now. They’re doing Battle Of Gods for the 4th time now.

  223. Don’t get me wrong, I agree Darnold is pretty average all things considered and Maye will probably exceed those expectations, but right now I’m taking Darnold easily.

    1. QBs these days are just fuckin ass man. None of these guys would in the Super Bowl back in the 2000s.

      1. I have been saying over and over that if you drop Prime Manning or Brees or Rodgers into the league nowadays, they’re winning like 6 straight. I miss field generals like Brady and Rivers and Manning.

        1. I agree 100%. Its unreal the talent at QB we had then. So many people to list that were Super Bowl caliber at that time.

          1. Brady warped things so bad we made fun of Rodgers for only winning one lmao

    2. As long as Darnold is healthy and he doesn't hand over the game on a silver platter, the Seahawks will be last years Eagles doing what they did to the Chiefs

  225. I’m really glad I had to read 500,000 “Amorim is a terrorist free Mainoo” posts just for the 4-2-3-1 to get torn open with the same exact midfield that it was before Amorim. We changed nothing and expected something different lol

  226. Don’t come at me acting like this league isn’t watered down garbage these days. A Fergie team would be up by 30 points by now.

  227. Why do PL teams buy pensioners like Zubimendi? Dude got absolutely bodied over two legs by an out of shape Casemiro and people think he’s gonna be good against actual good PL players.

  228. There are pundits who chose anybody in this Arsenal team vs our 08’ team. Lmao. Only person that gets in is maybe Rice > Hargreaves but Hargraves was underrated, he just got some nasty injuries.

  230. Ben White? I’ve not heard that name in many a fortnight. Good to see he returned from the Crusades alive.

  233. Looks like Man United is the best team in the league now. All they had to do was sack Amorim.

  234. Looks like Man United is the best team in the league now. All they had to do was sack Amorim.

  236. It’s a foul on the Keeper. I’m so sick of this shit man. Fuck off.

  237. Apparently you can just shove the keeper into their own player now. I hope City spend 500 million in January and win. Fuck this garbage team.

  239. Ffs we’re behind United now. Arsenal you had one fucking job

    1. No, we just needed to not be starting 18 year olds and Ugarte at 10 lol

  242. Arsenal really fucked up buying all these Europa league level players like Zubimendi and Merino. They simply aren’t good enough even as depth. Close to 90 million spent on life long La Liga pensioners. There’s a reason players like SMS and Koulibali stay in the league they’re in despite constantly being talked about as world class. It’s not because Lazio and their fans are so welcoming and friendly.

  243. I watched the live action How To Train Your Dragon.
    It was great because the original is incredible

      2. You didn’t want him because he was overrated foreign PL garbage

        1. No I didn’t. I was tentative about him and Mbeumo (more so Mbeumo because he was so massively over performing in every advanced metric) Cunha however is exactly the type of player I want. Players that are good in the PL and don’t need to acclimate.

  245. Lol, Cunha talking about how he has so many good players around him now. Bro just said “Fuck Wolves” in the most polite way.

      1. Him and larson played well together also though the defender who went to city- totally different ass team now

  247. We play Newcastle and City next and Slot is still here.

    Toons are just 3 points behind us woth a better gd. Another home draw in the works next weekend and further down we go

    2. Why does she love the door so much lol. Must be a draft or something

        1. Even then, the hot air would rise and not be on the ground level.

      1. I mostly just watch out of habit tbh. I am playing my switch 90% of the time.

  251. I’m still absolutely fuming at how they officiate corners now. Merino straight up just shoves Lammens in the air. It’s. A. Fucking. Foul. Call it.

      1. I like Fellowship better but they’re all basically the same level of masterpiece for different reasons.

  254. Imagine knowing the Tuck Rule game happened and thinking I’d ever root for the Patriots lol. Come on LP

  257. Prime Manning wins 6 straight in this era. These QB’s are all overhyped trash. Maye just bails and bails and bails on the pocket.

  258. Seriously, the second there’s any pressure all these QB’s just go into panic mode instantly.

  259. Patriots are mega frauds. Haven’t beat a damn decent team all year. They got lucky in both playoff games.

  260. This fucking commercial is so cringe. Lily talking about fat people being judged when they are stocking enough glipizide suppressors to cure diabetes is rich. Fuck drug companies. Yeah buddy, you’re obese but hitting the gym every day. Sure.

  262. Both these teams are getting absolutely capital A ass whipped by an NFC team.

  264. How the fuck can you be dieting since you were 12 and be overweight unless you have like a generic hormone disorder?

      1. The Lily commercial. It’s just a fat guy saying “I’ve been dieting forever” staring into the camera.

  265. Oh , I just finished snow plowing/dhoveling- gonna watch game in a few

  267. This first half lasted 10 minutes because both teams are just checking down and throwing slide routes lmao

    1. It wasn’t a fuck up. They called it incorrectly. Stidham is retarded and so is this game.

  272. Only in America would you see an anti-fat shaming ad in the same ad break as an ad for a burger literally drowning in cheese. What the fuck are we even doing man

    1. Thats just targeted advertising specifically for u because u hate fattys but also u need to eat a burger before u die from extreme twinkism

      1. Please don’t comment about my weight. I’m being serious. I usually laugh at myself but I’m not feeling it honestly.

  273. We cut Chaisson for being ass and he just worked your RT. A player the Raiders released is beating your o-line, how are you gonna block Verse lol

  275. Is it halftime? Im laying in bed with zoya but heading down in a few

  276. Oh appie, my kid went on class trip to city to watch a play but they went to raising canes first apparently

  277. Because I don’t eat a ton and I eat pretty clean when I do? Like, yeah I have a good metabolism, I understand that. But I’m also not constantly eating trash.

  278. And I’m not judging you for that. But like, are we really gonna have ads just straight up lying from a pharmaceutical company? Come on.

  279. So we’re just gonna ignore them gifting them a timeout with 1 second left? So he called it the nano second he got down? Too bad both these teams refuse to win. Fucking trash ass conference.

    1. Both these QB’s are trash can tier. Don’t talk to mr about Drake Maye being elite. The standards for modern QB’s are low as fuck

        1. Literally the entire fuckkng football world? Including most fans? Are you stupid?

          2. He is way better than Maye. Y’all don’t know shit. Like I said, if he was 6’3 he’d be the best QB in the league. He doesn’t bail on the pocket and he can actually make reads and multi-level throws.

    1. Everybody should be wearing those so we don’t end up with 500 AB’s in 20 years

  284. LP, there’s a college player named General Booty. Not even a homophone like Boutte. It’s literally General Booty is his written name lol

  288. Purdy doesn’t take that sack is what I’m saying. These QB’s start getting happy feet instead of making decisions. He can’t read a defense for shit.

  289. Aurora Boregaleas?

    At this time of day, at this time of year, localized entirely in your kitchen?

    Yes

  290. Sean Payton is so stupid for not taking the points. This game ain’t gonna be more than a 1 or 2 score game.

  291. Snow games are just the most aesthetically pleasing thing in football. CMV

    1. Seriously, your house looks like a “Winter home decorations” edition of a better homes magazine. How is it always so perfectly dusted with snow.

  298. Let me take a picture of what it’s like here. Oh wait, it’s 63 and sunny because I live in a nice state.

  299. Alright I'm back from shoveling, I miss anything since like halfway through the first quarter

  300. How would you like to be in the third deck right now right on the end where the wind is just whipping in your face constantly lol.

  301. Patriots really just said “Fuck it, we’re running inside Zone handoffs till it works.” They’re just like me frfr

  303. That Stidham fumble is why the Broncos are gonna lose cause I don’t see anyone scoring for the rest of the game lol

    1. No, Peyton being a retard and not taking points when he knows that it’s gonna be a low ass scoring game is what’s losing them the game.

      1. Going for it I had no issue it’s the shitty play calling coming off a timeout that was the problem.

  304. Patriots are the luckiest team in sports dog. I can't imagine being a Jets or Bills fan watching this shit for the last 25 years

  310. The patriots coach is so unlikeable- choke on a lobster roll u bitch

    1. Mike Vrabel looks like a dude who types “hella hot pics” on a girl’s facebook profile as soon as she turns 18

  311. How come they never have incels in these mental health advocacy ads?

  313. It’s gonna have to be a Stiddy legacy drive in a blizzard if the Broncos want to win lol

  317. What the fuck was that. They shouldn’t even play the super bowl. Just give the NFC winner the championship.

  318. Darnold is gonna be seeing ghosts or his oblique is gonna be hurt in the Super Bowl. Another Pats Mickey Mouse Super Bowl incoming. I'm so tired of Philly, Boston and LA teams winning man

    1. Shut the fuck up. You are the whiniest fucking fan of all time. This team is not stopping Darnold and that offense. Darnold is way better than Stidham and they barely won.

    1. The Rams have barely been able to close out games for the last 2 months. The Seahawks are a buzzsaw this year

      1. Rams beat em twice if it weren’t for that bs backward pass nonsense

        1. Rams have played two very close, physical games. The Seahawks have had 2 bye weeks essentially.

  324. Imagine being the Bills finally coming out of the shadow of the Patriots, owning the division for half a decade and not doing shit, just to see the Patriots go to a Super Bowl this easily.

    1. Who cares. I’d rather have some lame ass Twitter “banter” stat than get embarrassed in a super bowl. Again.

    2. And then firing their coach because he went into the locker room right after an OT loss and saw Allen crying. Then promoting their GM to president lol

  325. Take it from me. Getting blown out in a super bowl is way more embarrassing than not getting there lol.

    1. You must have really enjoyed seeing the 2013 broncos get ass blasted by Seattle

      1. It was a fucking glorious day. I was playing Smash Bros Brawl on one tv watching the Legion of Boom body Manning.

  332. I love how Statefarm has to advertise a date for crossovers in their commercials now. Legit who cares? They really think people will be on the edge of their seats waiting for it?

  333. Fox muted booing the national anthem. I hope Rupert Murdoch gets fucking raped non stop in hell.

  336. The play calling by McVay is just next level. These AFC teams have overhyped coaches too.

    1. Whoever lands Shula will be lucky. I thought he’d be a perfect fit for the Steelers

      1. The Steelers insta-hiring McCarthy and not even interviewing any of the young hotshot coordinators is peak nepo baby stupidity.

  338. Just look at the pocket presence difference between Stafford/Darnold and Maye.

      1. Dunno about happy per say.
        I've felt lightheaded and a bit out of sorts for the last week. The place is nice, and being in a new environment will be good.

  340. Keep hyping up these shit QB’s who bail on the pocket. Maye, Williams ALL OF THEM turn and bail on that. Darnold did what a real QB does.

  341. Y’all really think I’m being stupid with these takes. I know what I’m talking about lmao

    1. Good play design. Just like them leaving Kyren Williams wide open

  344. AApparently The Bone Temple really underperformed.
    genuinely that sucks.
    The 28yrs films so far have been truly great.

    1. Feels like there’s been no marketing for it. Considering how the last one wasn’t even a year ago I’d assume the vast majority of people didn’t think it’d be out this soon

    2. A shame because it was genuinely a great movie. The next one is already greenlit at least.

    3. I think it's due to January release. Those are the dead month. February might have fared better, but even then nowadays movies underperform a lot.

  345. What did I say, Rams ST is gonna lose them the game. Why do teams even try to return punts in the playoffs, just let it bounce, who cares.

  346. Darnold > Maye. Change my fucking mind. Y’all talking about seeing ghosts and shit. You guys don’t even watch. It’s a good thing Dunkey isn’t a compulsive gambler because he’d be broke.

    1. Dart put up over triple the amount of points against Maye and Dart has 5’8” wandale as his best weapon

      1. Everyone is acting like Darnold is the one we should be worried about. Maye is the one seeing ghosts.

  350. These two teams are just on another level when it comes to play calling and offensive schemes. Pats defense is not so good that they can’t be beaten by good play calling. And having QB’s who can actually go through reads and not just bail the second there’s any pressure helps.

  353. Absolute fucking complete joke. Rigged for betting. What is the spread. I bet it’s 2.5 or 3.

  354. Yep 2.5. Completely rigged for LA. They want LA/New England. What a fucking joke.

  356. If you think taunting should be an automatic first down, you probably fucking think Trump is a good president and the sky is orange. Absolute fucking retard sport for dumb CTE cunts.

  357. Seriously, somebody try to tell me this isn’t rigged. I dare you.

  358. Lmao instant karma for Woolen. If they lose this game, he needs to go into witness protection

    1. If they lose the game you should kill yourself for being stupid enough to think this is genuine.

  359. So soft. So fucking fake dude. If you think this isn’t rigged legit kill your fucking self.

  360. So much money on Seahawks for covering. Absolite fucking fake bullshit.

  361. They probably won’t let them win because the crowd booed the National anthem on Fox. I bet Gooddell would suck Trump's dick better than a 15 year old

  362. Whatever. I’m done with this. Not wasting my time watching a bunch of fake bullshit

  363. I already know what happens. Next drive is a field goal
    And then the Seahawks win so they don’t cover.

  366. Anybody who watched Rams/Saints back in the day and doesn’t think this shit is rigged probably has CTE tbh. They are clearly rigging things for the bigger market team.

  367. Everybody is genuinely so soft nowadays “But wha wha what if the kidz see somebody doing finger guns and then cusses at somebowdy”

    Same people who will let their kids just watch incel bait content 24/7 because it’s what gets recommended by Putin I mean, Youtube.

  368. Same people for this penalty are the same people who whine about wearing a mask like they’re being tortured. Just a bunch of soft fucking fake tough pussies.

  369. God forbid a kid see a throat slit celebration when they could be doing that in school instead of actually getting shot.

  371. By the way, Stafford talks trash after every throw but I guess that doesn’t count. Fucking fake bullshit.

  372. Everyone on r/nfl getting downvoted for saying it’s soft are also bringing up gambling. I wonder fucking why.

  375. Everyone saying “b-b-but he screamed at them” kill. Your. Fucking. Self.

    I’m sure Johnny Unitas called people the N-word non-stop but we glorify that bullshit.

  376. r/nfl is botted to fuck. Everybody questioning the call is downvoted lol

  378. Thank god the Switch exists because imagine actually watching this shit constantly.

  379. But what do you expect. The world is run by a bunch of cry baby nepo fuck incel tech bros now. Anybody who thinks Bert Kreischer should be allowed on TV should be sent to the worst island off Siberia forever.

  382. League letting a guy who just choked out a girl act all emotional for team hopping and being a diva until he finally got carried enough to make the SB. I hope the Patriots get beat by 200

  384. McAffrey should be MVP if we’re being honest but it’s a QB award so who cares.

      1. The Jets developing a QB they drafted would cause the heat death of the Universe.

  390. Jets fans gotta watch their former QB against the Pats in the Super Bowl

    1. I was just gonna say something like this lol. Pats got no chance.

    2. I know I shouldn’t put this bad juju out into the air but if by some chance the Pats win…

      1. The only things Pats have going for them is Drake Maye is obviously the better QB which is big in the Super Bowl. But Seahawks are just so much better of a team overall.

        2. He is not a better QB, not by a fucking long shot. Look at the pocket presence difference between Darnold and Maye. i don’t want any of these QB’s who just bail on the pocket the second there’s pressure.

          1. I guarantee you Drake Maye will have a better career than Darnold. Ill bet you 5 dollars.

          2. Darnold was drafted by the Jets you gotta give him a pass on some years lol

          3. It doesn’t count. Even if Maye wins 2 super bowls and he wins none, it’s not a fair comparison, Darnold is a late bloomer because he was drafter to a franchise that hired 2 back to back coaches who are coaching high school teams poorly now lol

          4. No one remembers you for what you couldve been they remember you for what you did. If Darnold somehow wins this year thats it. Hes not winning again. And hes not being rememebered by being anything more than average.

          5. Buddy, Zach Wilson would pray to whatever god it is Mormons pray to just to be called average lol

      2. I refuse to discount the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse run these frauds have been on. Easiest regular season schedule in ages where the fucking Giants had twice as many wins on teams over .500 as the Pats, and their playoff opponents were If-Man™ that had scotch tape as an oline, a QB whose QB rating was on the same plane as Nine, and a team who had to play their backup in a blizzard. As long as Darnold can play these chumps are getting skullfucked

  393. Its mind boggling to think Sam Darnold might actually win a Super Bowl. Who thought that would ever happen.

  394. Darnold is from the Baker, Lamar, and Josh Allen draft class. One of the funniest things from then was how much Colin Cowherd glazed Darnold, it was practically a meme and look at him now lol

    1. People have stopped blaming QB busts on the players when they get drafted to the Jets/Panthers/Browns/Raiders etc since those days; these franchises are just perpetually awfully run.

      Darnold is a former Heisman winner with an elite arm and great measurables. He was never going to be completely unplayably bad. He was just on the fucking team that lets the owners son pick players based on Madden ratings.

    2. Tbf, Darnold actually has good coaching and a roster around him. We already got the GM of the Bills blaming some of the players they drafted on McDermott lmao

      1. “I’m gonna throw one of our most successful ever coaches under the bus. I hope there aren’t several minutes of live footage of me talking about how I want to draft Keon Coleman, that would be bad”

        1. Its honestly crazy how fast the perception of a team can change overnight. Allen is literally dragging that franchise kicking and screaming wherever he goes. And they might hire Brian fucking Daboll as their next coach lol

  397. Brother had Adam Gase as his head coach for 2 seasons. Like that’s beyond fucking trenches dawg.

  398. Like, people made fun of Darnold like he didn’t have Adam Gase and Matt Rhule as coaches back to back. I’m not sure Joe Montana looks good with those two chucklefucks lol

    2. Bears winning it next year. Im gonna go to NFC Championship because I know we hosting it.

        2. Our defense was already coming together against Rams. Held them to 20 points. Say what you want about the cold. Once we clean that up with our explosive offense its over.

    3. Like Sat said there are teams that have been and will continue to be run terribly so the smaller pool of competently run teams will always have a chance to go back to the SB even if they have a few off years.

  401. Is it weird that I had Seahawks season tickets for 2 years with my dad lol. It’s such a random Satty fact

  403. I’m sorry, but if I’m spending thousands on a vacation, I am not going on a fucking cruise. You couldn’t pay me to be on a giant death barge in the middle of the ocean with a bunch of kids running around. Would rather rent an air Bnb in Ulanbatar during winter.

    1. Going on a cruise was the most fun thing ive ever done in my life bro

      1. And they arent thousands of dollars unless you have a family. You can easily go for less than a thousand by yourself.

    2. One Carribean cruise this week had 100 cases of noro virus. Imagine be stuck on a fucking cruise ship with the shits all day long

  404. I wonder if I’m gonna have a premonition of the exact score of the game like the last time the Pats were in the Super Bowl lol

  405. This shit legitimately pissing me the fuck off now. It’s like they said “well… We kinda let City do a little financial doping, so we’ll let you take corners like there’s a farm to table restaurant in goal.” Fucking so stupid.

  406. Who could forget such amazing title winning goals as RVP’s over the shoulder Volley vs Villa or AGUEROOOOOO when you can have the 2025-26 Arsenal team and their iconic “scrappy goal where they commit 15 fouls on a corner and barely get it over the line after a 2 minute VAR check?”

  407. “Senne mate, you mind claiming that corner over the top of this London zoning commission meeting currently happening in your 6 yard box?” Fucking Christ.

  409. Harby, scroll down for my generational crashout about the Arsenal corners.

    1. Thank you for beating Chicago. Only time I will root for the Panthers is when they’re playing Las Vegas, one of the LA teams, Red Wings and Blackhawks.

  411. No one watched the bone temple because no one liked 28 years later (especially the ending)

  412. They should just put ozempic in our water supply to reduce overall consumption

  414. Fucking Viktor Soccer-aid is literally spooning Lammens but I guess this is a legal corner.

  415. For real I’m so fucking done with this shit. Everyone talks about “Keepers just need to be strong” yeah, ok Roy Keane, I’m sure Wiggan were lining up like there’s a Neymar orgy in goal.

  416. “Why didn't the keeper come claim it over 20 fucking people, is he stupid?”

  418. If you think this should be legal you probably think Thomas Partey “did nothing wrong”

  419. I know I’m crashing out but this level of haramball had to be synthesized in a laboratory.

  425. none of them watching The Secret Agent because the yanks are afraid of reading subtitles

  426. LP was right. I’m a male, I might like this if we can look past a yank being a good driver

  427. F1 pretty good. The driving scenes were utterly fantastic to look at.

  428. I feel like almost an 8/10 not quite even though it really pushed towards there at the end but it’s not 7/10 either so let’s go with a low 4/5 stars

  430. Big shock, Trump threw Bovino under the bus. These fucking retards should know by now Trump fucks everybody over. These morons actually being allowed to run the country should start 3 civil wars.

  431. I finally played God Hand (because it turns 20 this year and we'll do an anniversary piece) and dear god, where was this game all my life

    2. Ok, but one is intentionally trying to be funny and avant garde. The other is just being goofy

  434. Satty would you donate your organs to save the life of someone you don't particularly like?

  437. Started No Rest for The Wicked today and cant stop playing it. Its so good. Reminds me of Fable 1 alot.

      1. You dont lol and I didnt even really think about that until you said it. You dont sleep anywhere and bonfires dont heal either. I guess it stays true to its name.

        1. i dont rest from my greed and sickening hunger or evil?
          you no rest very ebil

  438. Ive only played like maybe 6 hours but so far this is a mix of Dark Souls gameplay, Fables charm, and Elder Scrolls music. Its really really really good.

  440. Motherfuckers saw a new Trails game come out and really thought Karma left. I knew that was the answer lmao

    1. Probably the only times I posted in the past week was when I wasn't playing Trails that day lol

  446. I guess acts of fucking terrorism against sitting US congress members isn’t a big deal in this country any more.

    American is deeply, deeply fucking sick and the virus needs to be purged tbh.

  450. Bills having to promote from within because their owner ran his mouth and scared off all the good coaching hires is so funny.

    1. Actually no nevermind what happened is much worse than the video described but how did no one say anything?

    2. I think not stopping somebody from trying to commit child rape is a pretty big deal

    1. They needed somebody used to the owner getting caught in 4K lying.

  453. I did not leave, it's Trails plus work killing my time

    1. I still checked in the past few days too, I just didn't post

    3. Oh Karma you're back! I'm so glad you didn't lose power for 3 days or decide to leave forever haha.

    2. Haven’t bought them yet but the gf wants to go see Zara Larsson so we’re doing Flow Festival this year as well since she’s one of the main events

        1. Someone who I know hs been in one of your festivals as well

  457. Spiffy, the answer from last night is no. I’m willing to sacrifice my life for somebody I truly love, but I think asking anybody to sacrifice their life for anybody is a lot.

  458. I’m so hyped for RE9. I’m just gonna do another playthrough of all the remakes + 7&8 in February.

      1. Honestly that one would be pretty easy to accomplish. 5 games and all but re4 are like 10 hours long max

          1. Exactly lol. Most people aren't gonna be that fast, but it's fairly reasonable to get em done in 8ish hours if you've played em before

          2. Yeah I’m experienced enough to where I’m gonna fly through most of these games in a few hours lol

  460. I never got into survival shooters for some reason which I know is really unusual

  461. I hate how quickly enemies in this game beg for mercy. I want to see someone slit their own throat or stomach open to die with dignity.

  462. Dub makers are so stupid they gave the early 20th century Japanese girl who just arrived in England a British accent instead of a Japanese accent. Even her parents have a British accent in the flashback sequences.

  463. Can't wait to see Timothee pretending to be lovey dovey with Jenner whore to sell how totally authentic their relationships are.

    As well as them not winning anything of course.

  464. Oh sorry, I forgot committing acts of domestic terrorism are just “protesting” if you’re a white conservative cuck.

  465. Oh sorry, I forgot committing acts of domestic terrorism are just “protesting” if you’re a white conservative cuck.

      1. A Democratic Congresswoman who is an immigrant was attacked during a speech.

  466. No Rest For the Wicked is one of the best games ive ever played straight up. Moon Studios absolutely killed it with this. Ive never played their other games like Ori but now I want to.

    1. Ori is really good but you have to be pretty hard core into Metroidvanias to like it.

      1. I think DS1 and SoTN are the only Metroidvania games ive really played

        1. Dark Souls 1 isn’t a real Metroidvania after a point. But yeah, you should play the Castlevania Advanced collection and the Dominius Collection. They’re all top tier games.

    2. I got it last night to see if you were right.

      It's a very weird game to be honest, but I like it so far. Not very far into it but seems like it will be good.

  467. Seriously, why would any real head coach take the Browns job unless they just want a payday in a year. If you’ve ever had a truly awful boss who is severely incompetent, you know that it makes fucking everything at work miserable. I can’t imagine that but also you have to control a bunch of under educated morons who get CTE for a living and you have to go on camera and explain yourself to the media 5 times a week. Fuck that, I’d just go be a QB coach in LA

    1. Because lest I remind you, you also have to live in fucking Cleveland.

  470. It’s not that I can’t beat REmakes and 7 & 8 fast.
    But I have other games to play still and have so little time for games right now

  471. @disqus_Urj1irkV7G:disqus A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms is actually good

  475. Every fucking ICE spook just looks like a 40 year old divorced incel who constantly victim blames rape survivors.

  476. I accidentally downvoted Harby and then somebody for real downvoted him lol

  477. I mean, not that I didn’t consider keeping it after actually opening the pics…

  478. And if anybody doesn’t believe Zuckerberg is a pedophile, they’re insane. All these rich fucks are raping children for sure.

      1. Bro, I forgot he went on loan there lmao. It’s like Arsenal has to have a former cChelsea flop in their team or else they cease to exist.

  480. I also watched Fallout episode 6. It was once again fucking great. Such a clear labor of love for the games, I am so thoroughly enjoying it. Ep 7 is out too luckily

  481. Bro, how am I just now realizing that Tchoumani’s first name is goddamn Aurelian like a fucking Sci-Fi prince lol

          2. I didn’t know Haramball of this level was possible outside a lab like those periodic table elements that can only exist for a nanosecond.

  484. Sydney Sweeney’s new lingerie line promotions are all over my feed 😍

  485. Mercy looks like the final boss of January movies my god. Of course Chris Pryat would make a pro-AI copganda movie but why the fuck is Rebecca Ferguson there?

  486. Napoli ”fans” (ultras), 25 of them chased 2 Chelsea supporters and stabbed them.

    This happens every time an away team goes to that city. UEFA won’t do anything about it as usual

  487. “We need to have serious discussions about using AI for the justice system”

    Uh, no we do fucking not. The AI thinks -people write- like this -normally- How the fuck is it going to determine if I’m innocent or not.

    1. Browns fans crashing out because he’s old. Brother, your team is in a shitty fucking city with no talent on one side of the ball and no draft capital because your retard owner spent 500 first round picks on a rapist.

      Absolutely no sane person is taking that job lol

  489. James Gunn making Chris Pratt a legit movie star should be talked about (punished) more. One of the worst big name actors of all time and I actually loved him on Parks and Rec before he got all in shape (gear) and started being a crazy Christian nationalist that’s in nothing but blockbuster slop

    1. Why are they acting like this is such a bad hire lol. No promising young coach is going to Cleveland. Period.

  491. Browns just want a tank commander until Schaalase is ready to be a HC.

  492. The plot of that movie is literally “A cop planted evidence that the AI didn’t realize was planted.”

    Uh, what is the point of having an AI judge if everything else in the process wasn’t also AI? So the plot of the movie is that the AI is too terrible at its job to figure out if somebody is actually innocent or not lol

  493. Seriously, what is Chris Pratt’s character’s name in Jurassic World, I legit don’t remember lmao. Is it Collin?

  495. That direc tv commercial with those two acting like they got hot. Uh no, I would look like a fucking Greek statue too if my entire life was working out and doing expensive anabolic steroids.

  496. The more I think about it, the more Pep getting anything decent out of Sterling might be his Mourinho “finishing second with United is my greatest achievement” moment

  497. How are we as a country, about to have these GLP-1 commercials and then right after an ad for the new Applebee’s burger which is literally just a pound of cheese melted under a bacon cheese burger and a DQ meal that literally is encouraging you to dip fried chicken in soft serve ice cream. Jesus Christ how do people unironically eat this garbage.

  498. America is really lucky that this administration are just an entire clusterfuck of people who are only in it for their own enrichment and not actual fascists.

    Somebody getting killed by ICE and there being evidence of it clear as day of a white man with a gun that it was unwarranted was the absolute worst thing that could have happened for this administration. Not because they actually care about their gestapo goons killing somebody but they pissed off the one issue gun voters by saying that “um ackshully the second amendment doesn’t exist.” They ended up doing something worse than being a fascist; making Trump look like an unviable candidate in the eyes of non-extreme wackos.

  499. Noam went straight to the Nuremberg defense to save her job because she’s about to get fed to the wolves for this. It’s over.

  500. America better learn their lesson while the fascists are just a bunch of retarded nepo babies and not people who actually want biblical levels of Christian Nationalism and hatred of others.

      1. He watched Top Gun like god knows how many times and is saying "eh" to the top gun game

  504. I knew this day would come. The adbagency has a new client I have to do work for and of course is a betting agency

  507. So the Browns get Monken because they wanted to get a coach that was on board keep their DC, but didn’t promote their DC who was also in the running for coach, and after hearing the news he’s basically storming out. Classic Cleveland Clowns. To bad he fucked us over too

  508. if only there was a trustworthy site manned by a Brazilian lad out there with reviews for all these games

  509. NGL, I hate the new CL format. It’s fun but also, Bodo beating City meant absolutely zilch when in the old format it could have meant something.

  512. You are fucking shitting me. What’s our training regimen when Frimpong who was never injured is now all the time injured

    1. It’s called actually having to run and not being able to jog into 500 yards of space like in the Buli

        1. It’s a little dofferent doing it vs Villa than doing it against some team that has an Irish theme motif despite being from Berlin.

  514. How is harby really blaming the manager for this. Look how fast that midfield got cut open by one run because everyone else was a yard off his pace. It’s a lack of athleticism that’s holding them back. These PL teams just keep wasting 30,35,40 mill on dogshit signings that will never work in the league and wonder why the league is being won by legit terrorist ball

    1. We get cut open because the gap from our backline to the defense is the size of Russia every game

      1. One ball in between the lines. That is all it takes every week

      2. That’s how all teams play now. Arsenal does this too, they let rice/Zubimendi bomb into the box and leave one guy back. But if you have actual athleticism, you can get away with it. You can’t when you have midfielders like Wirtz and Mac Allister.

          1. That’s how you break down low blocks, creating advantages/overloads on one wing and making late runs and cutbacks. It’s not a shock that Arsenal have been awful since Rice stopped being allowed by other teams to show up in the box making late runs. It’s way too easy for PL teams to defend cross and inshallah now.

    1. Yeah, let’s see how easy that is when Fulham puts 10 men behind the ball for 90 minutes. I don’t give a fuck about city and arsenal, we could be managed by a literal dog and somehow show up once a year against a big team. Talk to me when we actually play consistently for more than a game at a time.

  519. Teams gotta stop paying so much for strikers man. Woltemade isn’t worth 30 million let alone fucking 90.

  520. If I’m paying 90 million for a striker, I should be getting Inter Zlatan or fucking Drogba. Not this shit

  522. How Gakpo didn’t score from any of those balls in from Mo is beyond me.

    Hugo and Flo are so good together

    1. That one over the top was so fucking good and he reacted so late to it lol

        1. Then what the fuck does it stand for? I’ve never seen one of these where W-L-D weren’t used

  524. One of my favorite things about UCL is when you find some random PL player you completely forgot about playing for like Slavia Praha or some shit

  527. Gelsin Martin is a name I’ve not heard in many a moon. Him/Golovin/Tchoumani is prime 2019/20 Monaco core.

  530. Morons will argue with me about buying shit players from lesser leagues. Tottenham has been capital T terrible this season and they’re effortlessly dominating a Buli team but they’ll buy players from said teams to beat teams they can’t beat. Fucking idiotic.

  531. Marseille getting cut the fuck up by Club Brugge but these morons actually want De Zerbi lol

  532. Seriously, if we sign De Zerbi I’m just gonna be a fucking Monaco fan. At least I’ll be happy once every 25 years

  533. The entire top 8 is english clubs but English clubs will keep buying shit players from other leagues.

      1. Gakpo didn’t get one 70 minutes and Mo was feeding him dimes, Chiesa gets one in 15 minutes

        He has to make excuses now why he won’t play Chiesa at the weekend

  535. Bro wtf I think Virg got 3 assists now that I replayed the goals

  536. We finally unloaded the dead weight contract that is Ondrej Palat. I have no idea why the Islanders are taking the scrap off the local town rivals but thanks I guess

    1. Did I ever hear the story of GM Mike Grier the Wise? Of course you haven’t… It’s not a story a non-tanking team would tell you

  541. Benfica need a goal to go through but they play for time? Fucking dumbasses are not aware of this…

  548. Big shock, Ted Cruz is running from the storm, this time to California. I’m sick of these fucking immigrants coming to the California Republic.

  549. If I was in a room with Ted Cruz and I had a gun with one bullet in it, I’d shoot him in the dick and beat him to death with the handle. That’s how much I hate that fucking asshole.

  550. The best UCL system would be one where you have the round of 16/32 divide but with the old group format.

  551. I hate it so much when politicians dress down. I would never ever vote for anyone who believes it's acceptable to wear a hoodie or a blazer with a t-shirt in any official capacity. Also they tend to be borderline psychopathic for some unrelated reason.

  552. I used chatGPT for the first time today and immediately felt gross so I shant be doing that again

    1. What happened? Ed said to use Midjourney to get around the censorship.

        1. Oh, I use AI all the time. I copy paste our conversations into ChatGPT so it can review them and provide feedback.

    1. I've seen 50 episodes but I don't want to watch the last one because then it'll be over

    1. noem genuinly makes me mad
      all of the ice cucks gonna have somthin happen to em

  557. The amount of bullets I would unload on Noam if you gave me an assault rifle might be only measureable in tons tbh.

  558. Seriously, this country got destroyed by somebody who isn’t smart enough to know not to point a gun at somebody’s head. What the fuck.

  559. Luka gotta be one of the worst defenders at his size I’ve ever seen.

  560. Remember the 2 weeks people thought JJ was a good coach? That was fun.

  561. This is why the PL is so weak now BTW. It’s not because everyone is “competitive” it’s because everyone keeps spending 40 and 35 million on absolutely shit players.

    1. Also then going with the unarmed power armor melee build against the Death Claws 😮‍💨

    2. I knew I liked Xi. So when is the invasion happening buddy ol pal?

  569. These prices are getting out of fucking hand. Strand Larson is not worth 10 million let alone 50. What the fuck.

  570. Genuinely, this and Gyorkeres and Woltemade makes Cesko look like a good deal. We spent 15 million more for a younger player that has way more physical ability than SL. These teams just keep buying extremely overpriced strikers that aren’t better than Callum Wilson.

  571. Strand Larson is a player that would have been sold to a Championship club for like 4 million in 2009. Transfer fees are fucking insane now

  572. Strand Larson is a player that would have been sold to a Championship club for like 4 million in 2009. Transfer fees are fucking insane now

  573. I’m pretty sure I’ve hooked a fish in the mouth wrong even though it ended up being fine and showed more remorse for it than Erika Kirk shows immediately after her husband’s death. Everyone knows they had him killed, she ain’t even hiding it

    1. We’re boomers who didn’t have to spend more time trying to get Chat GPT to write essays that seemed human than just writing them ourselves.

    2. Yeah what use do I have for that shit when I'm already good

  577. Ah who am I kidding, he’d have just run his contract down and joined Madrid for free.

  578. Why doesn’t Xi just buy United and give us all the spending power of the People’s Republic of China? Fucking plastic.

  579. Craig has by far the most bangers in terms of Bond themes. Just Skyfall and Casino Royale alone put him on top of the list. Yeah, the other ones aren’t amazing (I think about how uncomfortable the Spectre Hentai intro made me feel in the theatre on shrooms) and the Billie Eyelash one was fine but goddamn if Casino Royale and Skyfall aren’t the two most perfect Bond themes possible. Moonraker is the only one that comes close to the pure “Bond Theme” theme.

  580. Lacari is just someone who got desensitized to regular porn and start watching extreme porn. Also "teen" literally just means people who can pass for 18 and 19 year olds right?

    It's one of the most popular categories on every site but people are acting like he had child porn.

    1. Okay it turns he did technically kind of have child porn but the kind that's publicly available everywhere on the internet and I think most of this still stands. Anyway just ban porn.

    2. Teen usually means the girl is 30 but still looks young enough to pass as a virgin 18 year old lol.

  581. Imagine if they made live action adaptations of gooner bait ecchi anime that people were publicly into like Heated Rivalry

  582. Fans say thus show is proof that Bethesda doesn’t like the NCR.

    Are they fucking stupid? This show has only 2 times played the full rendition of the fallout theme, both times associated to the NCR. First season was the NCR flag reveal inside a vault and now their old power armor. They’ve made that theme NCR’s theme here lol

    3. I’ve been really busy this week fixing up the house. I was working outside yesterday and I had some cheeze its out for a snack and Henry stuck his head in the bag and stole one while I wasn’t looking lol

  585. I’m very late to the party but I started breaking bad last night

  586. Imagine being a Spanish club and having to go to fucking Uzbekistan in the middle of winter lol

  587. I would bring back region locked consoles if it were up to me (similar to the Japan exclusive PS5 and Switch 2) but it's probably not worth it for the company

      1. People in poor countries have to pay $60 USD for their games otherwise people in rich countries would just import them.

  589. Europeans are seemingly oblivious to how high their consumption taxes are but aside from that this is why digital's distribution monopoly are bad. It's not uncommon for physical games to be "discounted" before launch by local retailers in some EU countries because people cant pay what Americans pay.

    https://x.com/TheNathanNS/status/2016849763216302166

        1. Yeah, I had it on while I was visiting my grandpa in the hospital.

    1. I agree too. I don’t even wanna play Kiwami 3 because they changed too much shit.

      1. I'I'm still getting it, but I'm not excited really. Feel like since 7 they've started leaning a bit too hard into the wrong areas even if largely the games are still good. Felt it a lot with 8 and especially pirate Yakuza which is really their jump the shark moment

    2. They started milking it like crazy a long time ago but aside from that just wait for the new game by the series creator. It actually looks good.

      1. YYeah tbh the series has always been milked, we're just now experiencing it as it happens. I will say I think the quality of the substories and asset flipping has gone down in the last 5 years tho

  593. So I guess the Strand Larson deal is off. Good of Palace to put the crack pipe down and realize a striker with 1 goal this calendar year is not worth the equivalent to what fucking Zidane was worth in 05.

    Spending 50 million on Strand Larson is like paying 2000 for a hooker that’s still toothless. If i’m paying that much, I better be getting basically a model.

  594. Are there any exciting movies about being a teenage boy? From the last 10 years.

  597. Raphinha crying he should have won the Ballon d’Or. Humility really isn’t one of his strong suits is it

      1. Somehow I still lead depsite missing all the midweek game deadlines.

    1. It’s a hard choice. Mbeumo has been playing (slightly) OOP as a striker with Carrick, so he’s probably much more of a goal threat rn than Bruno. But, Sesko has also been scoring recently so I wouldn’t be shocked to see him start with Mbuemo at one of the wing spots.

      I think there’s more upside to Mbeumo, but Bruno is basically rotation proof and formation/manager proof. I captained him the last 2 weeks and it’s paid off

        1. He takes the right sided set pieces but sometimes Amad or Shaw take left corner kicks.

  603. Also thinking of dropping Erling. He’s in shit form and not worth that money. But he might get a kick in the ass and start scoring again when they come up against us next week

    1. The thing about Haaland is he isn’t like other expensive assets. Even last year he was a must have when City was in such bad form we were making memes about Pep self harming lol. He’s never far away from a huge haul.

  604. If I add Bruno Fernansh I am still left with 1m in the bank because of my big brain moves earlier in the season.

  605. Yeah, I forgot that penalties count as set pieces technically. Yeah, he’s still on pens.

  607. And Harby, I would get rid of Thiago now if you’re going to. Brentford’s away form is diabolical, I actually am capping Rogers this week because they’re playing them at Aston Villa.

      1. Thiago has 3 shit fixtures in a row and then like 4 amazing fixtures (basically all the relegation teams and Bournemouth who are leaking goals like crazy)

    1. If I’m being honest, just keep him. I’ve been playing more 5 midfield formations and that’s worked. Bowen is the third highest scoring striker option, like it’s legit not worth selling Haaland or Thiago at this point. None of the other players are consistently returning.

  609. Also, IDC if Joao Pedro scores a triple hat trick against Bayern in Munich. I am not putting that xG merchant in my team again.

  610. Also, IDC if Joao Pedro scores a triple hat trick against Bayern in Munich. I am not putting that xG merchant in my team again.

  612. Rogers captain might backfire. Villa have a thin squad and even though they rotated they’re still gassed from Europa League

    1. I might switch to Bruno, but unfortunately, I’m more than ready for the United match to randomly be an absolute fucking shitfest where we look like we’ve never played football before. Because I know that’s gonna come eventually, and it’s usually after we beat a big team with a new manager bounce lol.

      Brentford has 2 fucking points away this season, their away form is fucking terrible.

  613. You know things are bad when I’m praying Bournemouth don’t buy a winger so my Kroupi Jr choice isn’t 100% bench fodder.

  615. So I guess the Strand Larson deal is off. Good of Palace to put the crack pipe down and realize a striker with 1 goal this calendar year is not worth the equivalent to what fucking Zidane was worth in 05.

    Spending 50 million on Strand Larson is like paying 2000 for a hooker that’s still toothless. If i’m paying that much, I better be getting basically a model.

  616. Also, Fabrizio is mega washed. Those here we go’s don’t mean much any more.

      1. There are too many people who need to hear this.

        NOT EVERYONE NEEDS A PODCAST

    2. Good for you in the long run, just gotta get through this shit phase now

  620. Can we all agree the Melania movie doesn’t actually exist and it was straight money laundering like I said it was lol

    2. There’s no point in fast food anymore. Sit down restaurants are the same price and it’s actual good food. Wawa is the only “fast food” place I go to anymore

      1. Exactly my thinking. Am I gonna spend 14 dollars at Jack in the Box or 20 on an actual meal.

        1. I think even McDonalds and BK have their meals at like $16 over here now. I can legit go to any diner around here and get a full actual meal for $1-2 less

    1. I cannot ice skate. I’m pretty athletic for being a giant dork but skating just makes me feel so fucking awkward. There’s a reason most hockey players are like barely 6 feet

      1. I didn’t fall once, I am so very proud of that achievement lol

    1. I haven’t since I was a teen either. I turn 30 this year my dude

      1. When I was in high school, we had a class trip and I tried it. Spent the whole 2 hours on the ice.

        My friends went in did it once when they set up an outdoor rink in winter in Texas once but I gave up after falling a few times. I’m just not built for ice skating lol

        1. I can post on discord me skating since shitqus can’t support.

          I felt so awkward doing it especially since my gf is so good since she did figure skating when young.

          But hey I don’t look like a total dork after all

  626. It’s weird the two sports I’m best at are like the two hardest ones lmao (Golf and baseball)

  627. What makes it even fucking weirder is my step dad was actually a legit good college hockey goalie and he not once ever took me skating to try to teach me lol.

  628. AI videos are going to win because their creators are just way more talented than the people with resources to make real movies

      1. I'm sorry I was scrolling on TikTok and came across several very impressive AI videos and I thought it was sad how people capable of making stuff like this will never be at the helm of an actual production.

        1. Because like I said creativity == just an idea. I’m sure every NPC out there can think of a good story or a story they’d make if they had the resources, but those people aren’t artistic, they wouldn’t know how to actually film a shot or compose a narrative structure, they just have an idea.

      2. But obviously countless retarded hacks who do nothing but lose money get to make movies.

        1. Uwe Boll has a lot more vision and deserves more artistical respect than any inbred writing a prompt on Sora

    2. No they won’t because it’ll be like when they create a game like Dreams. For every ex-game dev that makes an actual interesting concept with the tools, there will be 100 million barely functioning things that kids made.

      Same thing with AI. For any legit movie we will get, we’ll get 1 million “duhhh what if Zootopia and Iron Man were in an Adam Sandler movie”

      1. It's completely different because there's an obvious moat with Dreams (you still need man-hours to create something meaningful and labor is the most expensive part of any project) but AI equals the playing field provided viewers don't show any preference (they won't).

        Short videos will become AI first then TV then movies. And yes you're right but that attrition selects for talent vs nepotism and privilege.

        1. Creativity == just ideas. Creativity extends to how you solve any problem on set or how you make something achievable that you thought impossible before with the resources.

          just because I can make a movie out of a story idea in my head doesn’t make me creative, what makes me creative is being able to actually make my vision happen, and making concessions/changes along the way. Eventually people will get fucking sick of seeing people’s barely veiled fetish art because that’s what 99% of AI is gonna end up being used for.

    1. The AI investors are fucking desperate for this obvious bubble not to burst.

  630. I sometimes forget T2 is a major publisher because I never play any of their games

    1. I mean, unless you like NBA 2K, Borderlands or waiting for GTA to come out once every 15 years, I don’t blame you

      2. apparently Take Two is publishing that new Game Freak game where they are finally being given more than 12 bucks and a bus ticket as the developmental budget

  631. I am absolutely loving Dirge of Cerberus and don't get why its scores were so bad twenty years ago

      1. UUnfortunately we're starting late because of shenanigans but Ima try and get there earlier than everyone else because parking in those places is ass

  634. Although I think Roblox is a better example than Dreams but it's more what YouTube is to streaming platforms and theaters than an analog for AI development. The favourite childhood games of today are often just roblox titles.

  636. David Cage is a perfect example of exactly what I’m saying. If David Cage had no good ideas, he wouldn’t be allowed to make games. The problem is he is abhorrently bad at everything else that is required to make art. Having good ideas means nothing if half your scenes are barely disguised sexual assault fetishism that isn’t necessary at all for the plot.

  637. Take Detroit Become Human, if it was just Connor and Clancy Brown the whole time, it would probably be a good game. But we also have scenes where David Cage uses a black Android to spray paint the black power fist on a building and the female robot is constantly put in situations to be SA’d so it’s fucking dogshit.

  638. Elden Ring is only a Dark Souls game in that it has the same style of combat/overall governance rules as Souls. The souls games have more in common with Metroidvania games than open world games.

    Elden Ring is closer to something like BOTW than it is Dark Souls beyond the most surface level comparisons.

      1. Dark Souls is a very specific game type that Elden Ring isn’t. It has way less in common than X-Com and Midnight Suns, that’s for sure

    3. AAlso Let's face it, 2 and 3 don't really have the same elements you're referring to. ER is fundamentally the same DNA as all of these, just bigger

      1. 2 and 3 are more like Order of Ecclesia which has smaller interconnected parts separated by hub areas. That type of gameplay is just as much Metroidvania as the classic SOTN style. Metroid Prime 3 also is structured like that.

  640. It's not the idea that was interesting (there often is no core idea since these are short montages or clips). It's the visuals, the cinematography, the composition. Shots that would get framed if they were in a traditional series.

    You could argue the AI is doing most of the heavy lifting but I don't think that's true otherwise their work wouldn't look so distinct. It would be relatively easy to recreate but it isn't.

  641. I’m NGL, the different timelines thing in AI is kind of a slog. I’m not sure how anybody would even find the ways into the separate timelines without a guide, half of it seems like trial and error otherwise.

    1. I think most are pretty straight forward? Isn't it usually like one choice at the end of a somnium?

      1. Yeah, but getting to that point is really convoluted a lot of the time. Like in Iris’s Somnium, it’s pretty straight forward, but like the one in So’s is such trial and error I doubt I would ever have found it otherwise.

      2. Also, the gameplay in Somnium makes it impossible to feel like you can actually think things out. If I waste 40 seconds on something that’s just a goof, it makes it annoying to brute force things.

        1. YYeah I'll be honest I don't like the somniums. I think that's your issue more than the tineline jumping

          1. Possibly, but I was mostly just invested in the case as a traditional story. IDK what to think about all the extra stuff.

          2. IIt's the same as zero escape. Different scenarios to ultimately reach one conclusion

    1. It doesn’t help when the literal President of the United States is destroying the jury pool by running his mouth lmao.

  644. Vikings fired their GM. Sticking to Nine while watching Darnold go to the Super Bowl pissed off vikings brass I guess

    1. Darnold wouldn’t have won them a super bowl. GM got fired because you wasted a top 15 pick on legitimately one of the least exciting QB prospects in recent memory only for it to tank their win now window completely.

      But besides that, they haven’t drafted well on the offensive side of the ball at all. Wasted a ton of cap space on bad FA signings and their o-line went to shit. It’s not just Darnold.

  645. Luigi should have spent his martyrdom on somebody who actually mattered and not a faceless CEO who will just be replaced. He should have shot RFK or somebody important.

      1. He deserves to die, but he deserves to die significantly less than he entirety of the fucking ghouls that make up the federal government. I would be taking Bovino up on some offers of violence

  648. I never really thought Zendaya was really hot but her dress from the Golden Globes got me rethinking…

    1. [Redacted] isn’t in the [Redacted] it’s just Bill Clinton and Stephen King in a variety of different Scooby doo villain masks. Chat GPT, remove all mentions of Trump in these files. Kash, you moron, don’t use the text to speech, I thought we paid for premium

  650. man Lego why did you suckerpunch me into saying the new DeLorean set was available on your site if it isn't

  651. My bedroom gets so cold because of the balcony doors. Also to be clear I'm not against killing CEOs but I just don't think working for a healthcare company makes you a bad person.

  652. If only they released the Epstein files or whatever's left of them in 2024

  654. IIm putting myself as "do not disturb" on teams for the rest of the day, cause man, it's been meetings nonstop

    1. Except they’re genuinely impressive stats and not some made up bs like this

      1. Imagine all the money we will save on wages and bonuses though 🔥 ~ FSG

      1. it’s about what Liverpool is about to do, not what you did

  658. Why the fuck did we resign Mo and Virg before summer if the plan was to lie to them and not go for any trophies while they’re still here

    1. Reality is they realized they fucked up not letting them both walk. They’ve both been bad by their standards, especially VVD.

      1. I blame Slot. I fully believe they can get closer to their actual level with another coach

        1. I don’t. I think they’re both checked out now. VVD used to be a leader now he just blames everybody but himself and whines. Salah used to work a lot harder than he does and it is killing your attack because you don’t have wide players like TAA any more. You’re asking aging Salah to be an out and out winger when he was never really that before.

  660. Vasco sold its best new academy player since Coutinho to fucking Bournemouth

    1. To leave the Brasileirão to play for the like 14th team in the Premier League is such a shit move for him. He was national team bound

  662. Selling midfielders and not replacing them is a certified United Classic.

  663. COD is so physically and mentally draining I must be getting too old for this

  664. Or maybe it's just impossible for me to play with a controller. It's way too fast.

      1. You're probably right. It turns out everyone else is complaining about the game being exhaustingly fast as well and migraines aren't uncommon. Your eyes have to check 5-10 spots every time you turn a corner to lock on and you're doing this hundreds of times per match. 10 minutes feels like an hour.

        1. Motherfuckers really out here getting grade 2 migraines instead of just playing literally anything else but COD

  665. One of my cousins legally changed her name because of childhood trauma associated with it in like the last year and I always feel like an asshole because I call her the old name all the time but it’s impossible to overwrite like 25 years of habit.

    1. That's really weird but I sort of understand because I've almost never been called by my name

      1. I mean, I don’t wanna get into it. I get it tbh. It’s just I never remember lol

  667. I'm sorry but I don't understand why this game so buggy months after launch. I got stuck in a bush twice. I have a weird input lag glitch when my Xbox controller is wired but if I switch to bluetooth I have to restart the entire game for the controller to be detected. Who programs this garbage?

  670. But it's weird how he a random gaming executive back when gaming wasn't very lucrative was in the same circles as people like Epstein

  672. I’m imagining the combine for models lol. Like fucking Mel Kuiper on ESPN going “Look Ian, I love this girl, coming out of University of Southern California, her arm to tit ratio is 3 to one, that’s something you just can’t teach, real ass, shockingly important to coaches nowadays. I do think brunettes have less fun than blondes though so that’s something to look out for however, if she is a busty, I mean bust, I will quit my job.”

  673. I’m imagining the combine for models lol. Like fucking Mel Kuiper on ESPN going “Look Ian, I love this girl, coming out of University of Southern California, her arm to tit ratio is 3 to one, that’s something you just can’t teach, real ass, shockingly important to coaches nowadays. I do think brunettes have less fun than blondes though so that’s something to look out for however, if she is a busty, I mean bust, I will quit my job.”

  677. “Rob, I really think Ji-Wan Park is the steal of the draft. Long black hair, asian, so you know her game is gonna age well when she reaches her 3rd and 4th contract, she’s still gonna be a total MILF”

  678. Why do I insist on wasting such amazing material on people who don’t appreciate it.

  679. You know what, maybe Joe Rogan was right and you can’t do comedy nowadays

        1. I like u- I was also missing but pipo hate me because im old

          1. We're old men. They hate us Uncs. But I cheated on here with another site and ended badly. So have a couple of people who think I'm a mentally unstable manchild

    2. I noticed you were gone immediately but unlike with Karma I assumed you had a good reason and would be back

  688. I feel so bad for Elon. His entire reputation is going to be ruined by these emails.

    2. Legit just cold clock him and give all his money to other people, he has too fucking much.

      1. There are some obviously fake ones being shared but a bunch of them are real.

  689. I should be done with Trails tomorrow after skiing. Will be surreal actually being completely caught up

  693. Chelsea are a prime example of why the PL is weak now. 80 fucking million for two absolute clanger signings. Useless fucking players. Turning the Garnacho money into Mbuemo is amazing transfer business.

    Garnacho is getting highlighted by the half time pundits for being absolute dogshit. People were actually made we sold this little dickhead. Good fucking riddance.

  701. Our fans always jerk off about our academy but Elanga and Garnacho are fucking useless. Most of these players haven’t left and gotten better.

  703. “Girls FTW!”

    My fucking god. How am I not fucking drowning in pussy with people like Elon running around. Good fucking lord.

  706. Another OG. He’s their second top scorer now lmao. How is this winning the league. Everyone needs to look at themselves in the fucking mirror.

    1. I’m actually having an existential crisis. This is all it takes? What are we doing wrong? Is it an us problem? Am I actually the terrorist?

    1. Real ones fucking knew. I wasn’t about to be caught out. I know his game.

      1. Come visit

        Also this murican system is so stupid. So it goes to minus eventually but there’s no fucking sense to it since you’re way way way past the freezing point already by then.

      1. Long story, but to summarise, having this existential dread of what if my life is meant to be alone/isolated and I can't fit in with people because it's not meant to be. But in order to fully understand it's gotta be in a long story.

          1. Yeahh….. Times like this we want our brains to be wrong. But it's still scary.

          2. When I went to Japan I was at my happiest and even reignited my desire to migrate out of the country but everyone always warns that Japan isn't a paradise, and one example is that you'll feel lonely. So my brain comes up with what if I feel at heaven there because I'm meant to be alone. And this isn't just about relationships but especially friendships.

          3. I know japan can treat foreigners pretty badly when they move there. But I do think if it’s something you are interested in, it’s worth looking into.

  720. Why the fuck did they cast the hottie Anna Sawai as Yoko Ono are they trying to portray fucking Yoko Ono as good-looking?

  721. The trigger for my crisis is yet another of my friends getting married lel. Then again we're old friends so that's that.

      1. It's not about marriage, putting that aside actually. It's that, my old friends keep sticking with each other while I left them. It's normal, people come and go, people drift apart. Often times I was in pain because I feel like my life is empty because I'm not part of them. But recently I realized that even I have my happiness despite being lonely, and truthfully I would feel isolated even if I hang out with them. And that is where I'm at the current state, I can be happy by myself while these people are dependent on their friends. That's good and all but what if it's because I'm meant to be alone?

        1. I think you won’t end up alone. You just gotta do something that I have trouble with irl. Gotta try to initiate friendships and relationships. I think you’re a good guy and are enjoyable to talk to, so I am sure you won’t end up alone but it’s good you can be happy by yourself that’s huge progress tbh

          1. Sad part is I initiate it all the time. But it's always all give and no take. That is also how my brain came up with how I don't fit in because try as I might, it just wasn't meant to be.

      1. It's F2P fighting game, league of Legends spinoff. Sadly being f2p means 90% is locked.

    1. Thank god for that because so are we and fight for UCL is real

  727. Wuthering Heights on Valentine’s Day.
    I hope Jacob and Margot can carry it for me

    1. Jacob Elordi is like Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson, but unlike them I still have a very hard time taking him seriously. It's all thanks to that stupid Netflix movie.

  729. Also thanks to the existential crisis I cannot sleep and it's already 2.30am

      1. I've been sleeping at 12 and woke up 6 for morning run. Guess I can kiss that goodbye for tomorrow lol

  730. I ate so many downvotes for saying Garnacho is never going to be a PL level player. He’s the exact type of low effort, kinda technically skilled player that is a squad player for 15 years at like Cadiz or some shit.

  731. bro is gonna be playing at Racing Club in about 5 years if he keeps acting like he’s Ronaldo without having earned shit.

  733. You literally could have bought Kravescelia for half the amount they spent on Garnacho+ Delap
    It’s nonsensical how they operate.

  734. OMG. My Little League coaching certificate finally got approved. I can coach a team by myself now.

  736. I really appreciate that mafia TOC is a lot more like the first two games

  738. I applied for this back in Texas. It just look like 5 months to be approved. I don’t get how teaching kids baseball is a bad thing or making me peak in high school.

  739. Chelsea start playing better immediately after subbing Garnacho off.

  761. This changes nothing though even if we win. Once again both our goals are just born out of individual brilliance. We create fucking nothing from Slot’s tactics

  762. This changes nothing though even if we win. Once again both our goals are just born out of individual brilliance. We create fucking nothing from Slot’s tactics

  765. Bro how does Macca get on all these aerial balls. He’s like the shortest guy on the pitch

    1. Because lowkey, Newcastle are horrible in the air despite having two giants.

  766. Now comes my absolute favorite part. Watching us bottle this second half.

    Oh wait that’s sati’s favorite part, I fucking hate it

  767. Hugo you have to score there or at bare minimum get it on target

  769. Wirtz again. You just can’t keep this guy from scoring anymore. Properly arrived

    1. First game back since he lost his father. Been class and a goal to crown it

  775. Newcastle need to move on from Howe. He can’t take them any further.

    2. We are playing a one goal game against Jets. I have a bad feeling about this. So mamy games lost in the last 30 seconds

      1. Our coach is making us play low scoring hockey with a bunch of players that should be high scoring.
        And Jack Hughes got hurt again

  787. I remember when wcw made Kevin Sullivan's kayfabe brother Dave Dyslexic. But because it was wrestling they just had him say his name was evad.

          3. I survived- thank lord I was harassing her today telling her she looked amazing- probably saved me

      1. You're going to love it for sure. I wish I could play it for the first time all over again. It's way better than FFR/RR/XVI.

    1. Epstein knew more about the gaming industry than half the gaming “insiders” lmao.

  810. We signed Arrez. We have the greatest 1 tool player ever. Take that Dodgers

  811. Shout out mediocre slap hitters who don’t walk and can’t field. Gotta be one of my favorite genres.

  812. The Ashes of Creation studio imploded , the CEO resigned and all employees laid off.

  815. TThis Is the second cruelest cliffhanger they've ever done. It's very hard to top the cold steel 3 one

      1. That one basically cut off right after the final boss is "beaten." This doesn't give much closure, but it's better than that. This is going to be extta cruel tho because who knows when the sequel will come when they're prioritizing remakes

  816. TThis current arc in Trails is easily going to be my least motivated to replay I will say, it feels very repetitive. And since the remakes are getting hybrid action combat that kinda lowers the appeal of this one

  818. I probably should have listened to them more during my emo music phase

  821. Dude, why is it still hurt even though I keep telling myself that people drift apart, we went different paths and so on.

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