2 thoughts on “RH: February Edition”

  3. Sati how are you only now learning about Brest?
    It was a massive meme in last season’s champions league also on another spectrum it was a massive fairy tale for a small club

  4. It's sad how the obviously fake Elon Epstein email got the most traction because people who find out it's fake start thinking the real ones are also fake

  8. We’re up but I hate the way we’re playing. If the answer was just to hit fucking long balls all day, we should have saved the money on sacking managers and just got Big Sam in

  9. It’s these types of games where having the least athletic midfield of all time really hurts us.

    1. Go watch the Mbeumo no call on the penalty. Literally folds his legs behind them but not a pen because reasons. Because he got a nano touch on the ball I guess after going through the player.

  11. Berge is the exact type of signing we should have made. Been the best midfielder on the pitch. 25 million and he’s way better than 90% of the midfielders we have.

  13. Also, I hate how low the bar is for Mainoo on our sub. He’s been fine but he’s so slow getting back that it makes every counter attack a threat when somebody like Baleba is getting back easily in these situations. I like the kid but people just use him as a stick to beat Amorim with like this dude wasn’t dropping 0/10 performances against a League 2 team.

  14. And Carrick should not be the permanent manager. Period. I’m sick and tired of fans acting like managers wanting the types of players they want instead of a random hodge podge of past manager’s players is Haram. We end up with this shit. We’re trying to counter and hit long balls over the top to Fulham.

  15. NNow that Trails is done I'm finally catching up on shows. Frieren already got me again

      1. AAt a leisure pace and not going insane like me with talking to every NPC, 50 hours. It's fairly reasonable for a JRPG

  20. Amad’s ass almost kept him onside lmao. Thank god that wasn’t Big Booty Bri.

  22. So that’s a pen but the same thing against us isn’t. Good to know.

  23. NEVER FUCKING ONCE IS THAT TYPE OF FOUL CALLED A PEN BUT I GUESS FOR US IT IS. Fuck this goddamn fucking sport for real. Fuck the PL.

  25. He stopped 9 times on the pen but I guess it’s whatever because the rules don’t matter. Fuck this league.

    2. You weren’t given a bunch of pens and then they score off a shitty pen. Yeah, sure. Fuck off.

  30. If you watch this and don’t think it’s rigged legit go fuck yourself.

          1. It’s rigged that we’re even in that situation. The Pen decisions are a goddamn disgrace. This ref and VAR are obviously rigging the game.

          1. You’re extremely dumb if you think it isn’t. They make up the rules every fucking week.

          2. Thank u- and he tells me to fuk myself – face to face he would say nothing

  31. I’m not wven happy. Legit fuck this ref. Guck VAR. fik fuam. Fuck this league to fucking hell.

  32. I hate the PL. i hope these refs get sent to the Siberian 9th division. VAR should be hung.

    1. Well VAR are those same refs that should be sent to siberia

      We need a neutral third party just for var so they can’t protect each other

        1. We don’t. We need to get people who don’t also officiate on the pitch to take over VAR

          1. Yes we do. It has added nothing positive to the sport. Instead of being mad about non-called offsides, we get mad about them watching non-pens get microanalzed to death.

          2. Sati please think back on the days of Sterling kicking the ground and going down and getting a penalty, all the most obvious offsides in the world being a goal, ball hitting you in a chest and that’s a hand ball etc.

            It’s brought so much good

          3. I’d rather have 500 non-given pens than one shitty handball incorrectly ruled because they slowed it down to 1 frame.

  33. I hate this fucking fake rigged sport. I should have boycotted after FIFA gave Trump a dick sucking award.

  37. Whatever. I’m not even happy. Fuck this garbage league. Absolute fucking dickheads running this sport.

      1. Your team doesn’t have bias against them because a bunch of managers bitched about a soft pen we got 5 years ago

        1. Salah plays for us, they are more biased against him than anyone in this entire league because he one time dived in his first season and the press named him a diver

  38. 9 minutes of stoppage time and we go 3 over. Get fucked. I genuinely hope this ref gets death threats tonight. You can pay me 300k a year (plus gambling gains) to be a ref, so don’t say I’m being ridiculous.

      1. Minimum 9 because they spent 5 hours ruling off an obvious offside. I love VAR.

  39. If anybody genuinely thinks that will EVER be given as a pen again this season, I have beachfront property in Topeka Kansas to sell you

  41. Go watch that Jimenez pen and tell me that is a fair run up. There are no fucking rules any more. The refs don’t even care or try.

    1. Those are all allowed but keeper being half a inch off the line gets retaken

          1. Genuinely asking not trying to be weird. Did you learn that as a common phrase in english or do you actually use inches in imperial and I don’t know lol.

          3. I see. I was just wondering if you learned “a few inches” as a phrase when you learned english or if you just knew through cultural osmosis lol.

  42. Also, the media bias is insane. Sesko is “struggling” with 7 goal involvements in under 1,000 minutes played. But Viktor Soccer Aid “isn’t being passed to enough”

      1. I like calling him Viktor Soccer Aid because it’s more accurate. He just does cardio out there lol. But Viktor Groceries has the pun + ease of use factor.

  43. Arsenal are about to be the worst champions of all time. Villa aren’t gonna make top 4.

  44. How do you lose 1-0 against a team that has 2 road points all season. I don’t get it. Should have just capped Bruno but whatever.

      1. I’m losing anyway, who cares. I’m ranked like barely 3 million. Nobody I bring in does well. It’s over.

  45. Sesko is good though. His finishing is inconsistent right now but everything else is really good for a 22 year old. His movement and size is really nice, he is great at holding the ball up. I liked Hojlund but he wasn’t polished enough to start every game at United. Didn’t help we gave him zero relief and just forced a 20 year old to play himself into form.

    1. January transfer window ends in February. This is like me writing all my horror stuff in November lol

  48. I love that we left it to january deadline day once again to fix the defense problems. Thank you FSG

    1. It just proves what I’m saying TBH. Sours have been capital T Terrible this season, mostly because they bought a bunch of shit foreign players, yet they’re top 4 in the UCL by beating the teams everyone is buying said shit players from.

    1. Just look at the amount of counter attacks he kills by being slow as fuck on the ball, and he can’t win headers so he’s basically useless as a PL midfielder.

  51. It’s times like this I’m glad fans don’t run the club. Frank is a genuinely dreadful manager.

  52. Every single big club should be looking at Frank at Spurs and throwing up gigantic red flags for Iraola and Glassner. Just because you do ok in a small environment doesn’t mean you can manage a big club, one that is pretty incompetent at that.

  53. It also really says something about the Bundesliga that they consistently absolutely scam the fuck out of PL clubs selling these garbage young players for 75 million yet not one of them is ever actually competitive with Bayern.

  54. I mean my god, City players could make a fucking spliff in the midfield there’s so much space.

  57. And this is why City isn’t gonna win the league. Their midfield is only good when they’re allowed to absolutely dominate possession. They’re not great at digging in and being physical.

  58. I really need to stop tuning in to the Devils. The season is toast and the retards up top have completely butchered the team's identity. A core full of speedy offense and we saddle them with a bunch of old vets that are winded going up to half ice, and our fraud retard coach loves playing in low scoring games that go completely against what made this team have a historic year a few seasons back.

  59. Keep arguing with me. City is not what they used to be because they’ve done an absolutely garbage tier job of replacing their key players.

    Nico Gonzales, Cherki, Rejinders all these players are front foot players. They can’t dig in and be resilient. Rodri is off the pace because of his injuries, but they aren’t physical enough to win games in the PL.

  60. If Arsenal don’t win the title this season, this group of players never will together. This is an absolute walk in the park league year.

    1. It’s being handed to them on a silver platter. They don’t even need to do anything to win this title

    1. You mean her and Jacob Elordi being weird? They’re just being fake for publicity. It happens like every movie press tour now.

  62. We pulling out of Gertruuda. Joe Gomez almost back to fitness and Frimpong injury not hoped to be serious.

    Like a new signing lads best ran club in the world

    Fuck FSG

    3. Definitely fake- it was reported how Bezos bailed it out because it was a failure before releasing

  65. City is full of players who are just happy to be there. Nobody sees City as a place to go to work hard for the club. They think it’s gonna be easy but the players that actually made it easy aren’t there any more.

  66. Over 110 fucking million spent on Gonzales/Kusanov/Cherki/Marmoush but spending 55 million on Cunha is “stupid” according to people like Leo because PL proven players are overrated. I’d rather spend fucking 50 million on Bellgarde than Cherki.

  68. Lol, Harby, I’m glad FSG is as good at baseball management as they are soccer management.

  69. I sincerely hope Markiplier's success doesn't convince every YouTuber to start making theatrical movies so they can easily farm millions in ticket sales from their fans.

  70. I am far too tired today, but I guess that makes sense after yesterday's skiing

  71. BBack to DQ2 and then I don't think I'll play a turn based game for a long while

    1. Starting Kellher against the second place team away and getting a haul is fucking insane work.

  76. FSG are just as good at baseball deals as soccer deals lol.

    Trade best player for prospects and a mediocre salary filler player. Immediately trade said assets for literally nothing lol. 3rd time this exact situation has happened, they traded Devers for absolutely nothing in return and he’s balling out.

    1. It’s not that they’re bad at football deals. They are just so fucking cheap. Splash money like once in 5 years

  77. I was pissed I didn’t cap Hugo like my gut told me to, but Bruno almost matched his score so I don’t mind

  78. City fans absolutely losing their head that first goal was given while Rodri is allowed to accumulate 15 yellow card offenses and not get sent off every game. It’s funny his yellow card plot armor wore off without being officiated by PGLOL

  85. RRoman winning the royal rumble imo was the most boring outcome. Like reading those results, I was whelmed. Wrestlemania so far isn't exciting yet but they have time to make it interesting. I just don't want Cody vs roman again

        1. i have no idea whi they are but the jokes with his name are bountiful

  88. When I came home from visiting my grandpa, Henry was on the roof lmao.

      1. Yes, I don’t know how he got up there lol. I mean, the roof is pretty close to the fence in the back corner so it’s probably not hard but I’ve never seen him do it lol.

  89. I put this old like dish matt between the drain pipe outside my bedroom window because it rattles when it’s windy and one night he pulled it out to lay on it.

  90. This shit gonna absolutely kill the Prem man. 70 fucking million for a random mid table French CB is fucking taking the piss as they’d say

  92. If a kid from a team with more goals conceded than the literal bottom table French teams is worth 70 million, fucking Roberto Carlos would have been worth 3 billion.

    Nobody will convince me AS Le Hauvre is a real fucking team, and yet you wanna buy the “best CB” on a team with worse goal differential

  96. I know why I keep seeing myself as inferior to them. They have strong support systems in the form of friends sticking to each other.

    1. You're not inferior if you don't have that compared to them and to paraphrase an anime it doesn't matter if you have 1 or 100 friends as long as you have 1 friend that cares about you a lot

      1. You could say that's why I don't have many friends because I prefer the quality than the quantity.

        But it sucks seeing them sticking together all these years. I can barely make new friends due to trust issues.

  97. “What team do you root for”

    “I’m a club Breast fan. Can’t get enough of Breast. Me and my boyfriend feel so welcomed at the game”

  98. I’m pretty much done with DQ3. I’m gonna do the post game content and try to get all the medals but that’s it.

  99. “Hey waht did you do yesterday?”

    “There was a big football match. Yeah, Young Boys was playing with Breast”

  103. Dizzy hates beef. He refused to eat his food. He kept hitting the box of food telling me feed me. I was like you have food. He just stood there near the box and looked at me. He won. I couldn't leave him with food he won't eat

  106. Fuck my FPL team name is 100% gonna be Full Metal Jacquet next year even though he’s on liverpool.

    1. Better than watching you die constantly trying to run melee a shotgun guy in Uncharted

  112. 9hew my walkman is still salvageable. Was dreading the possibility to replace them.

  114. I actually wonder if they think the same think I did towards them, in regards of feeling like I have it better than them.

    2. You just gotta stop worrying about what others think about you. Yes, it’s good to care a little so you don’t become somebody talking on your phone on speaker in the grocery store, but especially people that don’t deserve to be worried about

      1. It's less about worrying what they think and more like worry if they think lowly/nothing of me sadly.

  117. Harby, I assumed it was spelled Brest. Not like an actual booba lol

  118. Wait it is spelled like that. TBH, I don’t really watch a ton of UCL these days.

          1. The top 4 (or 3 or 1 or 2 depending on the size of the league) teams from each country play each other.

  123. I remember one time I was on the bus and a lady was talking on speaker phone about her breasts and she didn't remember the word for areola. I wanted to say it's areola but I didn't wanna seem like I was eavesdropping

  126. I probably should finish DQ2 first, but I'm gonna start KH2

    1. Been planning on replaying KH2 but keep putting it off. Havent replayed the whole game in a long time. I need to freshen up on those data battles. They are so much easier than KH3s.

  127. Bro the Kings are being run by an AI where they forgot to set the level of efficiency they want in players. Them trading for Deandre Hunter is so fucking funny.

    1. That email of him inviting himself to the pedo parties is so fucking cringe. Like literally I would rather die than be forced to unironically type “Girls FTW!”

  132. No Rest For The Wicked is so fucking good. If Moon Studios keeps it up this will be best Souls game.

  133. I love how positioning actually matters in this like DS1. In Elden Ring it doesnt really matter where you stand. Bosses just home in on you.

    2. The Lacquered Bow is kinda broken though tbh.

      Still enjoying using it though.

      1. I don't know (but I assume it's about an Iron Lung?). It's made by the YouTuber Markiplier although I haven't seen any of his videos.

  140. I never vibed with Fernando Mendoza cause every time I see that mfker in an interview he is the most media trained, ready for the booth ahh dude I ever heard. I just watched his episode of Sundae Conversation and I didn’t know he was chill like that lol

    2. It’s not for another 2 months
      Please don’t remind me I turn 30 😭

  149. I randomly started playing my FM save again and I’m at Monaco now and I almost came back from 15 points down in the league to finish 6 points off the title with an 17 million transfer budget and I won both domestic cups against them. In the Coupe de la Ligue, I beat them 5-0 in the final. My best player is a Cape Verdeian 19 year old Midfielder I bought for 200k from San Sebastian in the La Liga second division lol

  153. And 2018 world cup legend Alexandr Golovin broke the Logue one Assist record and Ben Yedder won the golden boot lol

  154. I should be knighted by the Principality of Monaco for winning anything with a striker partnership of Ben Yedder and a random dude I bought from a Dutch team called Go Ahead Eagles lol

  156. I think deeply liking Bad Bunny's last album is the one thing that is making me feel remotely young in terms of music taste. Because when it comes to the rest…

      2. Sociodad is cool.

        But it’s not hipster enough to be like “I scouted Archipelago Messi from them”

        1. if you wanna be like me with Saint Patrick's Athletic then you gotta scout the Under-18 Senegal national team and get some absolute machines for 50k

  158. I’m only calling them San Sebastian from now on. That’s a cool ass name

  161. @disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus did I mention this week's MCR concert will have them play the entirety of the Black Parade

  165. the fact they are playing The Black Parade in its entirety because IT'S ITS TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY made me age considerably

    1. They’re both better than you letting yourself get flanked by two different armies lol

  172. I saw the photos of Stephanie Vaqeer in saudi Arabia. The modesty didn’t make it better lol

      1. Like when Sakurai thought making Pyra less sexy was adding stockings lol

          1. The accent makes me feel like I need to go to confession and i ain’t even Catholic.

  176. That RE9 live action trailer was so good. It’s funny how a 3 minute short is already better than any Resident Evil live action project ever.

      1. I could never, if something is notably bad I can’t bring myself to find out how bad it is myself I’ll just watch a video on YouTube about it and call it a day.

  188. What if John Cena doesn't want kids because he knows the zionists will prey on them?

  189. II Accidentally scared dizzy. He's asleep next to me. They had the slim jim ad with LA Knight and I said very loudly YEAH! And dizzy was like AHHH WTF

  190. DQ7 remake reviewed well. Apparently it cuts down a lot on the length

      1. YYeah I'm gonna wait awhile to play it for that reason. Plus DQ overload over here ngl

          2. I also felt the story takes too long to really go somewhere. Wonder if that will change. I actually was curious about playing the ps1 version one day.

          3. TThey Did say a lot of the beginning stuff is condensed

        1. Huh. Probably one of the more believable Rasputin theories.

          2. I always liked where they poisoned him then shot him a bunch of times and put him in a sack that they threw in the frozen river but then he still showed up for breakfast the next day. Homie was mad hungry.

          4. "Look I get it, I understand what y'all tryna do but Imma still need some of them grits"

  193. SSo Many blue chests, but I don't have the magic key yet

  202. Even mediocre anime is unfortunately better than the vast majority of everything else

  207. Final Fantasy XV is proof I’m not afraid to admit I was wrong. Replaying it, I felt like I experienced a different game. Maybe it was separated from the hype, maybe getting a bit older I appreciated the vibes and the adventure more IDK. I doubt a game ever goes from a 6 to a 9 for me again.

    1. It's also because it's such a novel experience that no one has been able to replicate

  208. I went to hang out with my cousin and we went to our friend E’s house (Sherbet’s owner) because he wanted to smoke one with us before he went to bed and while we’re smoking he just casually tells us somebody got shot at the liquor store around the corner last night so we go down there and sure enough, they’re fixing the fucking window on the store.

    I go up to the guy at the counter and I go “RJ, were you here when they got shot?”
    And he said yeah and I replied “And you didn’t even take a shift off?” And he just shrugged I was thinkin damn, these Arabic liquor store owners built different

  209. The guy only got knicked by the way so he’s fine but they absolutely demolished the ice cream freezer.

  211. I should just become the JrPG guy at this point. Like a youtuber with 200k subs that only reviews obscure things.

      1. Bro… there's just so much.
        It's like actually unhinged, I wouldn't know where to start.
        I'm hoping there will be videos compiling it all by next week.

        1. So DC comics made a universe where Darkseid is the anchor of that reality. Evil in that universe is stacked to win. They call it the absolute universe. I’m thinking that’s just reality

    2. Epstein being the source for microtranscations in COD is like a really good thriller where they find out there’s a shadow government ruining everything lol

        1. Yep, the CEO of Activision was deeply invested in the Epstein stuff and Epstein suggested putting microtransactions in. It’s actually fucking crazy lmao

  214. Anti- gay Conservatives really do take some of the fucking gayest pictures. Christ.

  215. My cousin jokingly showed me a meme that said “What do conservative girls have that Liberal woman don’t?” And I replied “A husband on Grindr”

      1. I have hating fishing in games since ocarina of time. Or was it majoras mask? Either way that made me never wanna fish. Then I fucking play link’s awakening and 2D fishing. So many games force you to fish for at least one thing. I hate fishing

  219. I FUCKING DID IT!!!!! MAXED OUT FISHING. I GOT THE PLATINUM WOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT HARBY WHO'D PROBABLY SAY IT'S A WASTE OF TIME OR KARMA MIGHT SO HE CAN SUCK IT TOO. I FUCKING DID IT

  226. He said before the game “Even man United can beat Arsenal, so obviously we can”

    get ready to learn Strasbourg buddy, because you’re getting put to pasture just like Chillwell and al the other failed 50 million Chelsea signings.

  227. I cannot stand OT/ST fans/paid shills who think the PT was style over substance as if style is separable from substance in a movie.

    An entire generation was indoctrinated by Reddit and YouTube on prequel hate during their formative years and they're having a hard time letting it go. They lost.

    1. Style over substance is for something like Neon Demon where the movie looks fucking incredible but the story isn’t generally unique or groundbreaking. It does not mean “the visuals are good but the movie sucks”

      1. Even then, I’d argue other than JJ using practical effects in spots, only TLJ actually looks good.

      2. I honestly don't know what people mean when they use the word story or how they imagine it relates to substance but this is a far greater problem in anime.

  228. DK when FFXV came out I stayed up until nearly 7am trying to catch fish. I was at it for over 10 hours.

    1. You really needed to not let Harbaugh pick his coordinators lol. He has consistently been awful at it.

  233. Idk man. Kingsbury and Cooter were right there. I’d rather have Kafka back. The Harbaugh experiment is over before our first season huh

  234. This (the level) looks somewhat appealing because I've been asking for a game with proper asymmetrical warfare for a very long time. It never made sense for two factions to always have the same strengths and now they increasingly have the same "operators" as well.

    The older Battlefields used to at least attempt a narrative by giving one side and aircraft carrier etc.

    https://youtu.be/PhwyTXU1rNw

  235. Vadee, that’s a massive problem nowadays and why everyone wants a Shannahan/Mcvaytype who is a combo head coach/play caller. Not having your coach be the play caller means that your OC is always at risk of being bad/being poached. Look at the Eagles. They probably get 3 rings with that team if they weren’t constantly having their OC poached as Head Coaches.

  238. Also, I had no idea just how insanely hot the girl from Andor is.

    1. She was unreasonably hot to me from the moment she stepped on screen in episode 1

  245. Also, I was joking about the Cape Verde guy on my FM save being Archipelago Messi but the dude only scores fucking bangers. What the hell.

  246. 6 goals off the bench in 8 matches. This dude was born on an island chain smaller than the state of Connecticut. He might actually be the GOAT.

  247. My favorite part of Bohemian Rhapsody was when the band broke up (that never happened)

  250. The new Respawn game looks like I would play 2 games of it and then delete it for an old JRPG I will take 8 months to finish

      1. I meant Highguard but for some reason I thought it was a respawn game

      1. The commentary YouTuber Turkey Tom and a woman accusing him of rape.

        1. Never trust a youtuber that has a cartoon avatar as their channel mascot

  252. There are so many ER/urgent care stories where someone comes in and they're clearly dying but the doctor thinks its anxiety for some reason

    1. They think it’s “anxiety” because they don’t have time or room to take care of them.

  253. Big shock, Clarence Thomas is in the files. No wonder the supreme court does fuck all agaonst Trump. Everyone is in on the pedo shadow government.

      1. NGL, the fact the secret pedo ring existed but it was all conservatives is not shocking in the least

          1. I was thinking of finishing my Killer 7 playthrough and doing a review.

  261. I can’t believe Chelsea fans are actually huffing the copium that they spent 45 million on Garnacho. Selling him and turning the money into Mbeumo has been our best transfer business in a while. Like I said, dude will be at Leganes or Eibar in 3 years.

  263. Like again, you could have bought Kraveschelia for 60 million yet you’ve spent over 200 million on players that never had a chance in hell of being top 4 quality. I mean fuck, you could have bought Mbappe for what you’ve spent on Wingers + Strikers

    1. He scored a goal today in the game I was talking about lmao. The fact you randomly chose a player that had to do with what I’m talking about is crazy lol

  266. This was before he moved to the Premier League though back when he was in the Bundesliga

  267. Also, I’m sorry. If you are into rape play or your partner has a kink or whatever, fine. But don’t fucking type about it in messages. There’s zero instances where having the words “I want to rape you” in your messages is a positive thing.

    2. That's what the woman accusing him of rape kept doing. It's funny because he keeps coldly correcting her/shooting her down like it's all part of a contingency plan.

  268. Also, I had to check this guy’s profile and he has a video of his side of the story that he put the stupid “Guilty???” Shit. It’s like youtubers can’t fucking turn it off at all.

  269. My neighbor E is like the video store dude from Family Guy lol. He’s always like “Have you ever seen (insert movie) fucking badass. You get to see young Jenifer Conley in lingerie.”

      1. He does it with games too. I’m blaming him for getting me back into CRPGs because he’s always talking about old computer games

  274. I’m betting every single one of my future paychecks on the Kangz shooting under 40 percent as a team lol.

  276. Kings are run like you asked a grade schooler to make a team based on who has the best shooting stats in 2K

  277. Kings are run like you asked a grade schooler to make a team based on who has the best shooting stats in 2K

  278. “Are you sure you want Zach Levine AND Demar Derozen? You know you need some perimeter defen-“

    ”get Zach Levine he’s awesome!”

  281. Not one single person on that team can pass a basketball. Kings are trying to see if you can just Iso every single possession and still win.

    3. Also, Harden’s contract expires after next year. Garland has a longer, more expensive contract and he has a partial No trade clause

  285. Its sad that the NBA regular season feels like the life has been sucked out of it. I'm watching Knicks Wizards and it feels so lifeless. Meanwhile I got Isles Pens the TV and the crowd is in to it

    1. NBA games especially in big markets are so expensive nowadays. I used to literally be given Warriors tickets because they were so bad now you can’t go to Chase Center without paying $200. There’s a reason why our playoff home games suck ass now when Oracle used to be a huge advantage. It’s because only 38 year old tech bros can afford tickets.

      1. How do you think I feel over here. If you want to get affordable Knicks tickets your best bet is waiting until they play at barclays lol. Knicks Lakers tickets were like $400 at the lowest price

      1. Appie probably goes to church potluck parties- she can invite satty- he honestly will finally know peace baking christs body (bread)

        2. Nah, gotta drink that communion wine on an empty stomach so you get wasted for church.

          1. Not much. I was hanging out with the neighbor. I’m baking her a loaf of bread before she goes.

  291. Josh Harris better take some time out of his Epstein file damage control search and clean house for the Devils

  292. Just regular bread with rosemary. I’m making some for myself too

  293. I can’t believe they’re playing flag football at the olympics. We’re gonna have Justin Jefferson lined up across from some 5’9 Latvian dude. How is this a fair competition lol

      1. Justin Jefferson is 6’2 and runs a 4.43 (literally olympic sprinter speed) these Croatian dudes are getting fucking cooked.

  294. It’s dat cat Sherbz. He literally smelled my barbecue down the street, stuck his nose out and ran over lmao

  298. Its reallly cool to see Moon Studios responding to players In Early Acceess. I made a post about how shit strength builds are and Parrying is basically useless and the devs respond so fast and say theyre working on it.

      1. Its great at moment but 1.0 should be amazing. My Steam Deck kinda struggles playing it so I might switch to PS5 when it comes out.

  300. There’s not a popsicle’s chance in hell that billboard doesn’t get absolutely defiled in Oakland lol. Come on Republicans, be smarter than that.

  301. It’s on Jefferson and Mason lol. That shit has probably already been tagged by now tbh.

    1. I played half of it on 3DS then the remaster got announced (story of my life) so I never beat it

  305. PPlaying more KH2 today. Man Sora really just controls so well in this even with barely any abilities. It's insane no other dev has really capitalized on this style, or if they have it's just a poor imitation

    1. He’s too big of a loud mouth. He’d never get invited. He’d start screaming and trying to hauk ultra male vitality and fuck up the pedo vibes

  311. My favorite law and order trope is “Defendant, upon learning that the statute of limitations is up, admits to crime as a taunt despite the fact that child sex crimes, which SVU almost exclusively works with, has no statute of limitations applied”

  312. The fact this Cape Verde dude’s name is just VÄLKNAR too is fucking amazing lol

  314. God naming a female character Pussy Galore is such fucking boomer core shit lol.

  317. I feel like championship figure skater is like the Mount Everest for Twinks. If you’re a male figure skater you’re like the level 55 dragon evolution of twinks

    1. This is why I didn’t want McDermott or Harbaugh or Stefanski. Way too big a risk when all the best coaches in the league are combo playcaller/head coaches.

      1. I mean, I still like the Harbaugh hire because A) he's gotten rid of the nepo rot that's been behind this team being trash for years and bringing the team structure back to the 21st century, B) he's definitely a big name to attract coordinators and players than someone like Daboll/McAdoo/Judge, and C) he's gonna have the players get their heads out of their asses. If we got Monken he'd probably be here for a while. At least I like Wilson as DC

      1. I’m honestly not sure what most of the top 10 would be. I know for sure Homefront the Revolution and Bubsy 3D are there.

  321. Homefront is funny because they think North Korea could take over all of Europe and the US simultaneously. It’s like if you want the villain to be china, just have it be china.

  325. The Frogger game on PS1 is also pretty bad. I thought I just sucked at it as a kid but it’s actually because it’s turbo ass lol

  326. Thief might be on the list but the game itself is kinda just mid. It’s just such a misrepresentation of what the games or Garrett as a character is

  327. I’m gonna grant FF II some clemency because it does some ambitious things that became series staples. Like it sucks but it’s not worst game I’ve ever played bad

  328. When Scott Steiner said “The best part of being in Alabama is leaving it” I felt that

  329. I’ve been to Alabama and you have no idea how real that promo is lol

  332. Last night me, my cousin and E were talking about the new Chrisp Ratt movie and I called it “I hate Minorities Report” which is an absolute banger lol

  334. Jelly Roll fans know the exact amount of Sudafed you can buy at Walgreens before they get suspicious.

  335. Prime 4 did so poorly Nintendo didn't release sales data. Kirby Air Riders did better. Feels bad.

    1. Brother, the entire Prime series combined has sold like 10 million. These games have never sold which makes me laugh when idiots online bitch about Nintendo “hating” Metroid.

      1. I know but don't you think it's weird how Metroid Dread crushed Prime 4?

        1. No. Dread was released at the peak of the Switch’s popularity and was the first (new) 2D Metroid since Fusion. The 2D games have always sold better despite what internet popularity would make you believe.

          Besides that, 2021 was a piss poor year for games so basically everyone talked about it being good, it’s why Disco Elysium kinda blew up despite being an insanely niche game.

  336. Also, I’ll be honest, Metroid Prime 4 has felt like it’s been in development since the Wii-U. All three of the console Prime games made my favorite games of all time list, but I’m not in a massive rush to play it. I kinda just don’t care right now.

  337. Motherfucker said 2021 was piss poor for gaming releases. He's like allergic to good takes or something

    1. I mean, it had good games. Psychonauts 2, Hades, Disco. But it was not a top tier gaming year by any means. Certainly not enough so that my take is that bad. Ratchet and Clank was good, but like nothing was amazing really besides Disco and Hades and Dread.

      1. Shin Megami Tensei V?
        Neo TWEWY?
        Returnal?
        It Takes Two?
        MH Rise?
        Guilty Gear Strive?
        Inscryption?
        All of the Final Fantasy Pixel Remasters?

        1. I’m not counting remasters obviously. Nobody cares about MH Rise. I’m sorry but if having a handful of like 7/10 gamws makes a year amazing then every year is amazing.

  338. 2021 was kind of bad but so was 2025. It's not like Prime 4 released alongside any big games and it had the Switch 2 launch to drive sales.

    1. I just think Prime 4 flopped because the reception was mediocre (to put it lightly) while everyone liked Dread.

  343. Lmao, AD is going to the Wizards. Bruh what was the point of trading Luka… Oh yeah, the league made them do it and they got Flag as a reward.

  344. I think it’s pretty funny that the guy who made a video picking which Pokémon he’d fuck made a more successful movie than the guy who’s whole thing was reviewing movies.

    1. Recording yourself just talking in front of a camera takes way less skill. Mr Beast would probably be one of the best directors in the world of he tried.

  345. Trae Young and AD together would have had Many Men edits in 2019.

    1. Who keeps the DP off the maps

      Who keeps Harby under wraps?

      We do! We do!

      Who holds back the third person shooter?

      Who took the hot girls away from Hooters?

      We do! We do!

      Who keeps the Russian girls out of sight?

      Who rigs every sports game at night

      We do! We dooooooo!

  348. Chris Stuckmann always struck me as somebody who loved nostalgia too much to make good art. Anybody who gets an entire arm sleeve of their favorite Nintendo characters ain’t making a good movie.

    To create anything worthwhile, you can’t be hung up on things you like that were already made. You have to be willing to do your own thing. It’s like the Gen Z’ers that want to make tik tok songs about their childhood trauma. You can write about that, sure but nobody is gonna fucking listen to you straight up saying it.

  352. I heard the Melania movie was so bad even Greg Abbott walked out.

    1. It flopped so badly Bezos decided to fire everyone at the Washington Post

  361. Cardinals hired Hackett? Good lord fold that forgettable franchise already

      1. No way the NHL is letting the projected 1OA pick go to prison for 20 years over breaking someone’s jaw

        1. Yeah but doesn't the US normally deport foreigners over crimes like this if he does get convicted? I don't know how it works.

  373. My cousin is watching the Pitt and they praise it for bejng realistic but no way there’s a major hospital and not one single Fillipina nurse. Immersion broken.

    1. I tried giving it a watch because Ed really liked the series but the plotlines were terrible and felt ridiculously contrived compared to House MD. Im obviously not a doctor but I seriously doubt that's what an ER is like.

      1. I can’t think of anybody I’d rather less be friends with than a rich nepo baby who cosplays as a hick.

      1. TThat is one of the weirdest clearly fetish shows that I've glanced at. It's too specific

  382. I don't feel like DQ2 so I think I'll do a world of KH2 and maybe do something else after

  383. I feel bad, but playing Trails really killed my DQ2 momentum. It feels like an obligation to play because I'm midway through

  385. IIt's pretty good too, just really hard to pick up after you just did an 80 hour turn based game

      1. I can't see how they'd get it to work with the RE style tbh

  394. FFor Some reason Kiwami 3 is arriving in March. Amazon fails me yet again lol. Good thing I wasn't necessarily planning on playing that right away

      1. Yea both are standard games. Or maybe I should wait for further discounts.

      2. Kinda geared more for Outer Worlds 2 since Shadows is the AC RPG that I'm very divided of. Plus AC, epitome of today's slopware T_T

    2. I would say OW2.
      I've heard good things, though haven't played myself.
      I got the first one for $6 last month on sale.

  399. TThe Voice work in Dino Crisis is way better than OG RE, but zooming in on a corpse with cryptic music and the MC replying with a sassy lighthearted "that's disgusting" was hilarious

  402. They put as many polygons as they could into Regina's ass

  403. This feels like RE with Metal Gear's aesthetic and dinosaurs

  405. AApparently There's almost no ammo in this game and I just wasted like 2 clips

      1. It just really spoke to my tastes the same way P3R or Bloodborne does

  410. Sherbert has an air tag on his collar and sometimes my neighbor will ask me to bring him back lol

        1. He always looks at me like “oh where are we going?” Then he sees his house and starts kicking me lol

          2. He has one of those ring cameras and he said there was footage of me holding him and saying “Don’t kick me you little fucker” lol

        1. Who cares bro. This shit been over for years. I’m just enjoying watching Steph.

    1. Sony will rush to release PS6 because of the new xbox console next year

      2. I'I'm pretty sure it's the opposite, they'll take their time because there's no reason to get a new console at the moment

      1. I can’t get into the site or the thread apart from through mod page now. Any ideas what’s going on?

          1. Nah it’s just the generic “this site can’t be reached, disqustingplace.com unexpectedly closed the connection” message

          1. It’s been doing it to me since whenever it was I said my PC was shitting itself. I tried using it again a couple hours later and wouldn’t load. Every other site I’m looking at is fine now though.

          5. Yeah sorry. Disqus is kinda trash. I couldn’t log in for like 2 hours on Monday

  418. How the fuck is the show from that video the same one that had an actual engaging,atmospheric and great first season. I don’t get it.

  420. Good to know no matter how shit Panthers are they still own Boston lol

  422. One of the Jan 6’ers that Trump pardoned just got caught molesting kids. Completely avoidable but you know, having consequences is for poor people so fuck it.

    1. These directs are at like 4:30 in the morning here. I ain’t got time for that. I will watch the highlights.

  425. They should've just ported regular Oblivion to Switch 2 if they were going to have to make it look like that

  426. Meanwhile Indiana Jones looks great on Switch because it doesn't use UE5

  427. FF7RR looks worse than FFXV on PS5 at times. I can't imagine how terrible it'll look on Switch 2.

  428. third party games on Switch 2 should cost $10 less or something like they traditionally did on handhelds. why would I pay the same amount as on PS/PC for a cut down version? this only works if the switch 2 is your only console

  429. We don't need more Switch 1 sequels. Nintendo has to make a new IP (or something like BOTW) that actually takes advantage of Switch 2 hardware and can act as a generational showcase.

  430. This is probably Nintendo's biggest jump in power since the Gamecube but you would never know it from the software. The same wasnt true for XSX/PS5/

      1. Yes, yes, no
        1: Dyche
        2: Pep
        3: Slot
        4: Seven Hag
        5: Maresca
        6: Nuno

        I hate myself because I immediately knew who it was except for 5

  438. besides getting into a fight with a homeless since you said that already

  440. I didn't realize when I got promoted to supervisor that I was actually getting promoted to head janitor

  443. These propane tanks are fun to take tougher enemies out with

    1. Honestly how the fuck had karma not used chat gpt once in his life before like last week

  449. I did figure one puzzle out though in the rocks close to the watery light house. I realized cauldron lake had a similiar one that I was forever stuck on until I gave up.

    This one I somehow figured out immediately so heading back to the lake if I can now do that one as well or whether I’m just fucking stupid

  456. Now I’m fucking loaded after going bacl to the lake. I can return to watery and explore that flooded area with the house. I saw wolves and had literally zero ammo last time so just ran

  460. This rhyme is also about a bear. I better fight one now instead of some lamb ass with a big mallet

  467. I don't know if it's just the way they did their make-up but older actresses were so cute

  486. Hopefully there’s no another 13 day break between my next Alan Woke session and this

        2. But evening is Return of The King extended edition celebratory year showing in theaters

          2. We just watched the trilogy with my gf but she’s a filthy casual and didn’t want to watch the 4+h versions, can you believe that…

          4. If karma’s girl watched them with him I bet he’d propose then and there

  487. Why are Lynch's belongings being auctioned off by his estate on eBay? Do his children not care?

    1. Correct me if I’m wrong, but Fellowship is part of them is it not?

  492. Also, remember how that idiot drove up on the lawn a few weeks ago? I managed to get the grass to reroot and it looks good finally.

    1. That doesn’t apply anymore because they played it in Guardians 3 without anyone ever going to brooklyn

  495. Also, I got that Jade plant to bloom again after my grandpa thought it was dead. Maybe I should add gardening to the list of things I had no idea I was good at.

      1. I had to pare it and give it a different pot. I’m mostly joking tbh

  498. IDK what it is but I want Olivia Rodrigo to ruin me and write a song about it.

  499. I honestly wonder what a girl would even say about me. Every girl I’ve ever dated ended amicably lol

          1. All she wanted was to do the Lady and The Tramp with a 12 inch sub

  500. Another cat started showing up around the house. I’ve never seen him before.

  501. The best scenes in this movie were their conversations about bloodlines and I liked how they seamlessly swapped protagonists.

      1. The happiness he feels when he finds out his friend/enemy is having a child at the end and drops "your name will not die out" is contagious

  504. I can't believe she destroyed her marriage and entire life to save one Indian man. I would probably do the same thing in her position but it's a ridiculously stupid thing to do.

  505. DK are you watching /strange fake? It's like this series never runs out of good stories

      1. Are you joking? I can't believe this but make sure to watch the movie before the TV show.

  506. I didn't enjoy Vida la Vida very much (even though I liked it's depiction of Chinese poverty) because they decided to make the male lead a stupid weirdo just because they didn't want to make a straightforward drama

  507. Time to watch the 1973 sex raft documentary. From what I've heard the professor running this experiment was comically retarded.

  508. I had to watch The Idiot solely because of all the Prince Myshkin edits and luckily the entire movie was on YouTube

  514. That’s the Tumbling Pebbles and Wally Nelson right there. Mick Jagger looks like Jon Bon Jovi dressed as Mick Jagger lmao.

  516. There's a Tomb Raider remaster that replaced Lara Croft's voice acting with an AI version?

  517. Why do game developers have so many "external partners" using AI without their permission

  518. It's awesome sitting down next to a couple arguing while trying to eat.
    I just got vinegar salad dressing in my eye also.

  520. Trump just launched a government owned pharmacy with subsidized drugs but he named it after himself

  523. Dart only getting one vote for OROY is fucking awful. I can’t take any nfl awards seriously. But then again, bill belichicks snub proved that already

  526. I lost FPL cup to an inactive team because his bench had Wirtz VC and Isak C was not playing. This fucker got way over 80 FUCKING POINTS

    1. He had 3 red triangles but all the bench options hauled over 10pts

  527. Satie I feel bad you played some much Dark Cloud instead of KH1. You 100% missed out.

    1. Eh, I just got to enjoy it as an adult. I just don’t have nostalgia for it

    1. I would say this is a new low, but compared to the stuff I was reading about that he did, it's probably not even the middle

      1. Yeah it's not a big deal in the grand scheme of things but it's funny how no one cares anymore.

    2. What the fuck. People genuinely don’t even care any more. He could literally nuke the entire country and life would just go on at this point.

    1. I kinda don't see the point in getting it if all of the worthwhile MP games aren't affected by PS+. The monthly games was a bonus, doesn't really work on it's own imo

          1. I did, I decided I won’t make any subs and wait for 2 FTs

  532. I lost a cup match to a guy who was inactive because he had Foden capped and he hauled and he had like 15 points come off the bench. I was so mad bruh.

  533. I just beat Yanited 5-0 in the Champions League with Monaco and I’m up a point in the league on this absolutely stacked PSG side about to play them. Ben Yedder has 21 goals and it’s November lol

  534. Kaa I didn't renew my subscription because its too expensive but now I can't play the hundreds of monthly games I collected or NHL online

  536. For like the last week, Twitter has been showing me ads for bootleg pokemon games and vapes.
    Hard to believe there was a time when real companies would advertise on the site.

    1. Nearly every ad on social media is for absolute slop garbage now. It’s kinda crazy. I see youtube ads for a fucking coin that says “Heads I get Tail tails I get head” like what the fuck?

  537. I went through 3 rounds of interviews and still didn't get the job. Wonderful.

  538. I'm tired of asian stories in animation. I want western stories. Bring back western slice of life animation (repulsive "adult" comedies don't count).

  539. Crunchyroll had the right idea when they decided to produce cartoons but they were unbelievably stupid and only invested in woke (no one who's seen it would object) action fantasy slop. Even something like American Genshiken or Otaku no Video could've been a hit.

  540. Why did Gigguk make an action fantasy series? It's a relatively small part of the medium popularity wise and extremely oversaturated.

  542. The new game on gamepass looks like stellar blade- the trailer is a chick in a thong fighting robots

      1. I saw that game all the time at Blockbuester but I already had the best RPG on ps2

  547. The new Xbox is just going to be an Xbox branded PC. The console platform is dead. How sad.

  548. All Xbox players are being left out to dry. Tens of millions (okay maybe slightly fewer than that) of die hard hard fans abandoned overnight. I will never ever support this company ever again.

  549. Will anyone still defend Phil? The greatest conman of all time. He could've amassed political or corporate power but he wasted his talent rugpulling Xbox fans.

  551. There's no legitimate reason for Nintendo not to make a dedicated home console variant of the Switch 2 for people want to play their Nintendo library on regular hardware as well instead of getting a PS5/PC but no

  559. Lol, NBC announcer saying that Van De Venn looks really fit. Man, I would be shredded too if I had to run as much as he did under Ange lol.

    1. Bro blew his hammy every game bombing up and down for that madman

  563. We won’t beat City and will fall even further in the table

      1. If we play the whole game like that second half against Newcastle, maybe

        2. You don’t watch a lot of City games this year do you? Their midfield is fucking terrible now.

    1. I almost capped Gabriel but I decided it’s Spurs I can live with a blank

  566. Why did Green Day go Woke? Why do they need to be political? Holliday was just a fun song about going on vacation and now all of a sudden they want to be political?

  582. Finished Mafia TOC last night. Good game, definitely more in line with Mafia 1. Wished it was longer though, also like 1

    2. Looked like even the players weren’t when they qualified for it

  586. I picked up Silksong again and act 3 is just ass so far. Story wise is very cool but so much of the fighting is just against waves of enemies which by this point I'm tired of. Just give me cool 1v1 boss fights

  587. I read it had something to do with sinophobia because MSG has its roots in Chinese cuisine but that might've been a little too woke

  589. We ended up watching Terminator because it was about to leave Netflix later this month

  593. Saw a guy at the store wearing a shirt that said “Don’t bully me, I might come”

    Jesus fucking lord as my savior what is wrong with people these days? WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS? What did they teach you? I swear to god I’m a fucking alien, no way I share a species with some of these fucking things.

  594. You literally might as well wear a shirt that says “I like interracial porn” it’s the same thing. Why the fuck would you wear that in public? I swear people need to be force fed shame again.

    1. When i went to bronycon i left the convention center to get food somewhere, and a guy in line had a jacket with MLP porn on it.
      I was embarrassed to even be associated with them.

      1. I’m not sure there’s an amount of money you could pay me to go to a Bronycon

  596. Marlins brought back the teal unis for their throwbacks. Legit need to go back to that color scheme, it’s objectively better.

  597. Bears are winning Supr Bowl next year. Ill be at NFC Champonship

  598. Really crazy to think Drake Maye or Ssm Darnold gonna be Super Bowl champs. Shows you how bad this era of Qbs is

  600. I saw Iron Lung. Honestly for about 3/4ths of the movie I was pretty invested. Some of the parts where he was basically tripping balls could have been edited down, and I'm not big on the ending, but he did a pretty good job

    1. Interesting. I wasn't expecting much at all because we're supposed to have played the game.

  602. Finished DQ2 and watched the true ending. Good ending to the trilogy tbh. I'll probably play 7 later in the year, but it's definitely time for a turn based break

  603. Kyedae is evil. I thought the Waterloo controversy was overblown but incels were right yet again.

  605. I don't care that my roommate is gay, I care that his feet reek like fucking cheese.
    How the fuck do I have better hygiene than a gay man?

      1. you're puerto rican, it would be an embarrassment if you weren't when you have home turf advantage

        1. I mean I’m not really from here and I was just kidding I’m not that big of a bad bunny guy

  607. I saw that Drake bet on the Patriots. Seahawks are guaranteed to win now.

  608. There's a legit pedophile cat in my backyard. Praying on a kitten. What the fuck.

  614. I’m not sure what I was cooking with that tbh. I guess I thought Palace/Brighton might end 0-0. Oh well.

  620. Salah is beyond washed if he’s actually asking for a pen for that. And don’t even bring up race, Spurs did that to Maguire yesterday and they didn’t even check it so bite my ass.

    Also, if I’m paying 120 million for a player, they better be fucking manager proof and either Wirtz is shit or Slot is

    1. I bring race sati becaude if I ask you can’t name a single foul that has gone Salah’s way
      He is literally reffed differently and it’s fucking racist

      1. Romero almost made Casemiro have to retire yesterday and they still had to spend an hour VAR checking it. The refs are just fucking dogshit lol

    1. I’m gonna be honest, I don’t give a shit about Bad Bunny. But I also am not gonna complain one of the most popular artists playing the Super Bowl because I’m not an Ice boot licker.

  624. Both these teams have wasted hundreds and hundreds of millions on mid ass players. Nico Gonzales isn’t better than Sander Berge but one is 45 million and one is 8 million.

      1. Your team plays like we did before Amorim made it a point to make the side more physical.

  625. What is this commercial saying? Why is it ok to imply a dad can’t fucking cook for his family and that the mother has to do it? Isn’t that lowkey sexist both ways? Why is that an ad?

  626. Gakpo brotha… You are playing as a wide winger, you can look across the fucking line how are you offsides lol. If I was playing wingback and I drifted offsides like that looking across the defense my coach would have fucking hairdryered me

  627. Gakpo brotha… You are playing as a wide winger, you can look across the fucking line how are you offsides lol. If I was playing wingback and I drifted offsides like that looking across the defense my coach would have fucking hairdryered me

  628. Pep is 1000% gone after this season. Look at the quality of this team compared to what he requires.

  629. Most of these guys City bought are average as fuck and just happy to be there. Their new SD is really not that good.

  630. Remember when Harby used to make fun of me for them getting Gakpo over us.

    1. He was great before this season. Now he’s Garnacho with the offside instinct of Nunez

  631. How doesn’t he pass to Wirtz there
    And Mo had no right to play such a ball in after that poor pass to him. And then Hugo doesn’t eveb get the free header on target 😭

  633. “What do you mean concussion? My country absorb nukes for 30 years. My skull is indestructable”- Kusanov to the concussion doctor.

  640. City did what we did which is spend 30 million here 40 million here, 30 million there on just mid mid players and eventually it really adds up.

  644. That wasn’t much of a pen though tbh. He was never getting that

  647. Silva wasn’t punished on that block for Alisson right before either. Knew this shit was coming

  658. Pressing is actually working for once in our season in the second half, we get constant chances or half chances, Szobo scores a fucking screamer to flip the momentum even further and send Anfield crazy.

    Slot: let’s all sit back to defend a 1 goal lead like it’s a 4 goal lead and invite constant pressure to concede an inevitable goal and lose momentum and then the whole game

      1. Literally, I was talking to my cousin and I said “Why did they pull Alison like he was a hockey goalie?” Lmao

      1. I’d only ever seen her in Andor ok. Yeah, she’s hot there but she’s not this hot. I was not familiar with her game as they say

    1. Slot’s accent annoys me and for that reason, I’m out. What even is his accent? It sounds like an Austrian person got rammed inside a Dutch guy.

  665. I shant be watching the half time show. Not that I’m racist, I’m just gonna be doing dabs.

  666. Slot’s record in the last 20 games is worse than fucking Hodgson’s in the season he got sacked and that squad was fucking dogshit

  667. I can’t drink any more. I think I’m like 1% body fat. I’m a mega light weight all of a sudden

      1. I miss drinking a fucking lot but it’s whatever. I don’t feel the urge to do it much these days

          1. I love weed. It probably fucks with my dopamine too but it’s whatever. It helps with so many of my problems I’ll take it.

        1. Dirty bulking means while you work out you also eat a lot of what might be considered junk food or more fattening heavy food and get fat in with the muscle.
          It’s not pure muscle gain thus dirty bulking

          1. I put on 10lb in the last few weeks. Not much fat but I'm technically dirty bulking I just have an insane metabolism

          3. When I was a teenager and still smoking it took me 2 years to put on like 15kg

  668. Never in my life have I taken two shots and been like “Yo’ I’m kinda done” This is crazy lol

  669. I’m so tired. I’ve slept like 5 hours combined the last 2 nights

  670. We watched Terminator 2, they just don’t make em like this anymore.

  671. I wonder if any place has the tv show Terminator Sarah Connor Chronicles. I saw it when it came out but I was very young.

    The hardcore fans like it to this day though and say it’s the last good addition to the franchise.

    I also wanna play that PS5 game

  687. Like she was a legitimate elite athlete, why does she need to drop 34 pounds lol

    1. There’s a higher chance Tom Brady shows up at my super bowl party than there is of me finding Druski funny

  691. I can’t wait to see the sequel to how Sharon Tate doesn’t get killed.

  693. And then you got Jelly Roll out here acting like he lost weight because he worked hard. Give me a fucking break bro, you lost 100 pounds in 2 months. Nobody buys it

    1. Yep, only had a single one in my life and couldn't even finish it. On the same tier as Miller Lite as garbage beers

  698. Stop it Satty. AI, weight loss drugs and gambling are the lifeblood of the American economy.

  708. Incel spaces are dying out and the culture is being co-opted by ********** who just think it's funny chaining buzzwords together.

  714. Pats getting exposed hard. Crazy what happens when the other team's QB isn't handing the game over on a solver platter

      1. Yes. I guess we’re just making blatant AI slop now. Great. Legit put me 6 feet under. Humans don’t deserve to share the air I breathe

  719. Every Super Bowl ad nowadays is just

    “I’m famous actor from (insert thing that people have nostalgia for)” and I’m other famous actor”

  721. This is such a meh Super Bowl, just feels like a Sunday Night regular season game.

    2. Its two strong defenses where one team had a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse run. Maye is probably still dancing with Toodles

  725. Listening to this high is like hearing music in a dream. Technically it’s words but it might as well be Rayman sounds. I can’t understand shit.

  732. Satty , how was the turning point America show? Bunny killed it

  734. My least favorite genre of modern social media posts is “famous person seen with (insert influencer nobody but legit always online schizos know)” like we’re supposed to fucking stop our day.

  739. Brother invited Lady Gaga to the show just as a scientific proof that wypipo just can't have the same level of swag as latins

  743. Just look at the quality of pocket presence difference between Darnold and Maye. It’s night and day.

  747. You know it’s bad when they’re saying “one more field goal and that’ll put New England away”.

  748. Bro chose the feat appearances like Sun Tzu before a war. Shit was cirurgical

        1. Because it’s true. That Colts defense was way better than this Pats team.

  752. The place absolutely packed with hot latinas and the mayo brigade wants to deport them all. Are they sure they are men?

    1. They don’t have time to pay attention to the hot women, they’re too busy on grindr.

  753. I drank hella tequila so if I get out of line, just say “Satty no”

  756. Why do we need AI to find lost dogs, I thought they were all micro chipped

  761. I want it to be a good game. Pats can score at least one time right…?

  764. Yeah this has tp be top 5 worst Super Bowls in the past 2 decades

  765. At least go to OT or something. 4th quarter better be lit or this Super Bowl abosolutely sucked ass.

    1. I knew this was gonna be a bottom 5 super bowl oat. The Pats are the 4th best team in the conference.

  769. Maye isn’t even good bro. He’s not making the playoffs ever in the 2000s

  770. I want Jessica Biel to adopt me. As well as Anne Hathaway. I need moms man. I need moms.

  774. I bet he invited Cardi B for the cameo with the absolutely sole reason to piss Nicki Minaj off lol

  775. Might actually be the most dominant super bowl I’ve ever seen. Not a blow out but this is pretty sad. The Pats have like 2 first downs

    1. I knew the Seahawks were gonna put belt to ass but I didn’t think it would be this bad

  776. Me and Vader said Seahawks would win by 30. It honestly could still happen.

    1. Nah they’re just gonna run it from here on out unless they get good field position on a turnover or something.

  778. Everyone astutely knew the NFC was the real super bowl lol. AFC was straight ass this year

  789. Patriots Lose. We all win. I just wanted it to be a good game but its good to see this team lose.

  793. Super Bowl record 5 field goals? Yeah Meyers should be the MVP lol

  794. Why the fuck does Danny Trejo need to advertise a GLP-1? DJ Kahlid I get but Trejo has never been fat once.

  795. Bears going to Super Bowl next year you have my word. Im gonna go to Chicago for NFC Championship because I know we are hosting it. Super Bowl prices are fucking outragrous.

    1. Buddy, you gonna still have to pay a shit ton for the NFC Chalpionship

  799. Scoop six lmao. Just kneel out the game brotha. It’d be less embarrassing.

  800. McDaniels literally let Maye get blitzed over and over and over and did nothing. Total Brady merchant just like BB.

  801. I said Seahawks would win by 30, so did Vader. We arent too wrong right now.

  804. Honestly very fun year of Football despite this shitty Super Bowl

  807. I saw no Pariots fans today btw, but a ton of Seahawks fans. They all went hiding after Brady left.

          2. Idk, he just picked the team cause they were winning a lot at the time I guess. My other brother is a Cowboys fan and I’m a Saints fan and we’re from Pennsylvania. Nothing makes sense lol

  808. Everyone flamed me for saying Maye shouldn’t be MVP. He’s not a good QB.

    1. Bro its like his second year and hes in the Super Bowl give him a chanve

      1. No, I get sick of the media jacking off over QB’s and ignoring things for the narrative. He beat less over .500 teams than Jaxson Dart.

    2. I think everyone knew the pats offense sucked. They got carried by the opponents not having functional QBs

  809. Lowkey, I’m happy for the Seahawks. Probably my second favorite team. But both teams shoulda worn the throwbacks

  810. Last years Super Bowl was still more dominant imo. But it was nice to see the pats get pounded

    1. Nah I think k they’re the biggest division rivals. The Rams are manufactured and the cards just exist

      1. The whole division is basically friendly rivals. Trust me. I know nobody who really truly hates the Rams and nearly all my friends are 9ers fans lol

        1. Could’ve fooled me regarding the Seahawks. But yeah everyone knows LA football doesn’t exist

  813. 8 fumbles in a playoff run is so nasty. Maye legit might be the worst QB to ever play in a Super Bowl besides Dilfer and Grossman.

    1. Never saw those, but I do remember the corpse of Payton Manning attempting to play football in a Super Bowl.

      1. The corpse of Manning was better in that super bowl than Maye was in this one by a vast margin.

    2. Why you gotta bring up Grossman bro. You aint wrong though. My man wasted the best defense besides Ravens in early 2000s 🙁

  814. Walker deserved MVP but if the Pats actually stopped Seattle occasionally Dickson would have got it.

    1. I still think the kicker should have got it, but I heard that kicker wasn’t even an option on the voting site lol

      1. Dickson probably wasn't either but it would have been pretty funny if he did

    2. You know Vegas made the call on that last Walker TD because so many people had Walker MVP bets lol

      1. I mean seeing as he got MVP anyway I think it's probably time to put down the pipe homie.

        It isn't all rigged for gambling companies, those multi-billion dollar companies just happen to be kinda good at what they do. Shocking, I know.

        1. Bruh, I witnessed with my own eyes the NBA rigging a playoff series against my team in which the ref literally got sent to jail for it. I’m not stupid, Imm never buying this narrative.

          1. You actually have no clue how gambling works though do you?

            The gambling companies make money on what they offer, they don't need to rig the games. It's the same as casinos.

          2. Like roulette wheels pay out 35-1 for a straight up hit, but depending on the table there are 37 or 38 numbers. That's where they make money, 99 times out of 100 they don't give a shit if some random guy wins a few grand.

        2. Bruh, I witnessed with my own eyes the NBA rigging a playoff series against my team in which the ref literally got sent to jail for it. I’m not stupid, Imm never buying this narrative.

  816. Like people are gonna make fun of me being me for being so smug about all this but it saved us from months of garbage Patslop. The media LOVES the Patriots being good.

  818. Pats are also prob gonna get fucked next year with a hard schedule. They do have a ton of cap space though

  819. I played a nasty 15-6 super bowl in Madden once where my Punter got MVP lol. I was getting that vibe today

  820. McDaniels would never get another pro coaching job if it wasn’t for Brady. Him and BB are big time Tom Brady merchants

  821. I picked the team that looked like axe body spray and they won so yay me

          1. That plus the green trim. I look at them and I'm like "yep, that aesthetic looks like a high school locker room smells"

          2. I always hated these Seahawks jerseys. Why they don't use he silver blue and green ones I'll never know. We had so much good looking sports branding and uniforms back in the day and we took it all for granted

          3. Their Blues are solid but man those throw backs are flat out gorgeous.

  823. I’ll say it. I’m happy for Darnold. Like on a human level. Going from a legit meme and massive bust to being a Super Bowl Champion. It’s so human and real. Being drafted by the Jets is like doing Halo Combat Evolved on Legendary with just pistols.

    1. I think everyone likes the Darnold story. And honestly if I'm a Jets fan I'm happy for him knowing he was never gonna succeed in a dumpster fire like that org. Vikings fans are probably getting their toaster bath ready

  824. Like, imagine letting both Daniel Jones and Sam Darnold walk in favor of Nine lmao. The funny thing is, if you said that sentence out loud before the season you'd be laughed out of the room.

    1. The thing is I could sort of see the vision if you were hanging your hat on literally anybody else but a guy who was literally meme’d for being a Blake Corum handoff specialist lol.

      1. I mean it made sense at the time since Jones was a meme and Darnold looked like a 1 year wonder. You'd figure KOC at least saw something in McCarthy to invest in him long term. Now its clear he's a sunk cost. We really had Giants fans thinking we should trade for him last year

  826. This is the happiest I've been as a Raider fan in 15 years probably. We finally got the coach we wanted and finally sucked enough for 1OA. I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

    1. A bottom 5 super bowl of all time. Everyone with a brain (ie not Pats fans) knew this

  828. Finished Dino Crisis. Not very good but it's interesting seeing the RE formula in a different setting

      1. It was rumoured the remake wasn't going well so they decided to make Exoprimal instead

    1. Yes, Two Towers and Return of the King. I remember we sat front row for TT and little kid me struggle to look up the entire night, and then a guy cosplaying as a Nazgul in ROTK scared me so I kept looking back at the theater entrance to watch out for him

      1. That’s awesome. Never saw any of them in theaters when they came out.

        This was my first time but at least I can brag I saw extended while you guys only had the puny over 3h theatrical

        1. They re-release it in theaters so much idk how I haven't gone back for that yet lol

          2. I do gotta. Especially since now Fellowship is a quarter century old

  832. The problem with Kalshi is that it's not only regulated but it's not even considered a gambling platform so it was certified by the commodity futures trading commission and states don't have the legal authority to ban or restrict it

    1. Well now we need a new backup DP, cause I sure aint giving my ID to discord lol

  836. PS state of play is going to be over an hour long so its a proper conference this time

  837. I don't feel like playing KH2 today but idk what else to do. Maybe it's time to start Witcher 2 or Arkham Knight?

    1. Play Witcher to get ready for the expansion that's going to be shadowdropped at the SoP

      1. Yeah I'm leaning towards that. Plus the warmer it gets the less likely I'll want to stay in my room playing a PC game

  838. Hol up just realized I can prolly easily set up my laptop to my bedroom TV, we might be cooking and genuinely play witcher tonight

  839. The discord thing shouldn't affect us actually, just gooner communities and some public servers

    1. Ive been putting off Witcher 3. The story is great from what I hear but if the gameplay isnt good then Its just hard for me to stick with it.

      1. I can tolerate weak gameplay if everything else is good. Witcher 3 did overstay it's welcome tho

  842. TThis Is why I am very firmly in the console camp, I have low tolerance for setting tetris

  844. GGod the performance in this game is unacceptable. I don't even know what the cause is, even going on the lowest settings it's shit. And the loading screens last 15 minutes. What's the deal here?

  846. hi. so one of the new heroes is voiced by the sibling of the girl that i had issues with a few years ago. to think i finally got into online gaming and overwatch :/

  848. Return of The King extended edition in theaters is truly an awe inspiring experience

    1. I was so tired as a kid watching that movie in the theaters. But it was worth it. I only saw ROTK though, I was like 6 when Fellowship dropped.

      1. Theatrical is child’s play compared to extended though lol

        1. True, I was kinda just reminiscing about it in general not replying to your comment lol

          1. It wasn’t that bad except for the fact not being able to fully straighten your legs at any point

    1. who cares about handegg when Bad Bunny made that epic work of art of a concert

      1. did you like that show or are you going to use the excuse I saw elsewhere that "i DiDnT gEt It BeCaUsE i DoNt SpAnIsH"?

          2. then again even I who have an advanced level of Spanish can barely understand Puerto Rican.

          3. Honestly, I know fluent Spanish speakers that can’t understand Puerto Ricans lol.

          4. from easier to most impossible, it goes:

            Peruvian – Colombian – Mexican – Argentineans and Uruguayans – Spanish – Cuban – binary code – braille – actually decyphering hyerogliphs – Puerto Rican – Chilean

        2. He went fucking woke. Telling us to love each other. Such fucking leftist propaganda.

          1. yeah, I guess I should have watching Kid Rock lip-syncing instead.

            (yes he did lip sync that bawidaba bullshit of his)

    2. Yes I did. The Patriots lost, all of my agendas I got flamed for all year got proven right. It was euphoric.

    3. One of the teams looked like Axe body spray. I put my faith in them and they won

  851. yes because the comparison is also "having a potato stuck in your mouth" levels of unintelligible

  854. It took over 15 years to finish building the new line and its 10 stories deep but not all the exits have escalators or elevators so you have to take the stairs. I felt like I was in North Korea.

  855. Please don't be one hour of Marathon surely they want a dedicated presentation for Marathon

    2. I can't imagine it will be. I feel like there's a drought of games to be excited for — they really gotta start putting out some kind of marketing

      1. Yes. Their only game for this year was announced 5 years ago and there's almost nothing else beyond it. I thought FF7RRR was going to be there but SE just announced its going to be multiplatform so maybe not.

      2. Hopefully we see more third party partnerships. Those have always been the best.

        1. Agreed, I don't really care that much about the sony first parties, but when they work with a third party it's almost always a banger

  857. The song in this idol anime movie is homage to Dua Lipa's new rules?

  858. That Discord shit better not go through. Fuck all this shit forcing people to upload IDs just to use social media

    1. LLike I said it's just for if you're in a gooner server

  859. I'm gonna see how much Silksong I can get through before rage quitting again. RDR1 will be my next game since I got the PS5 enhanced version

  860. Do you think it's weird how countries randomly specialize in certain events at the Olympics?

      1. Yes but I just saw the Dutch win speed skating and I remembered how dominant they've always been and I have no idea why

  861. There's such a weird schizo Sega controversy involving clandestine British police going on right now but I haven't looked into it much

    1. complaints about the tonal clash in that game in particular… the one thing everybody likes about Yakuza 3 is that the damn thing is a bipolar mixture of wholesome dad vibes and ultra violent martial arts in Tokyo…

      1. MMy issues are they cut Revelations, Mack, some of the best substories, they relegated existing orphanage main story scenes to side content, and they also undid deaths once again. That's not even getting into ththe recast shenanigans we all hate

    1. I think they got rid of the masked wrestler one, tho I'm hearing conflicting info. That one is amazing so would suck

      1. that's why it's weird, I'm hearing conflicting stuff as well. And I honestly can't imagine RGG being so dumb to fumble the parts of Yakuza 3 that weren't bad to begin with.

        1. I heard elements of blockuza are there too, which…. why if you wanted to fix the problems lol. But that I'm also hearing conflicting info with

  869. I cannot find a single fix for these performance issues. There is no way in hell no one else is experiencing this when playing the game with modern setting, but there's zero solutions that actually work. Guess I'm not playing witcher 2 unless they port it

  870. Honestly, not enough is getting said about how well Modric is playing. Yeah, Serie A can make washed players look amazing because of the defensive nature and slow pace (Ashley Young) but he’s legit the only reason Milan are in the title race still. He’s 40 with an INSANE amount of miles on his legs and still pulling the strings in midfield averaging an 8.0 performance rating every week. I think when all is said and done, that midfield of Casemiro/Kroos/Modric might be seen as the best OAT.

    1. He’s amazing and been amazing for a near 2 decades so people take that for granted

  872. Hairguy rigged the game sati so he can keep having publicity

      1. Our own manager rigged the game by being a retard. So did Mainoo for being the most overhyped player I’ve ever see.

      1. Life been busy. I’m catching up on all of my weekly shows today

        1. Some of the pacing and writing is a bit off at times, but yeah it embraces its source material pretty well which is all you can ask for with VG adaptations, something other adaptations always seem to fuck up.

  876. Bro this song is in the opening for Arkham Knight when you burn Joker

  881. How come there's no xbox 360 emulator? then karma could just emulate witcher 2

        1. Spiffy if they were able to emulate the nightmare that is the PS3 architecture then of course the Xbox 360 would be available lol

  882. My 71 year old Italian mom saw the concert and was like "holy fuck this was beautiful, Latin culture is just the best isn't it"

    1. I don’t need a good thread. I need one to see if everything is fucked.

    1. Getting Zubimendi for FPL is like swiping right on everybody on Tinder because you’re just trying to play the numbers game

      1. It’s double gameweek so I think imma get lucky and he pops up really often these days

    3. Why on earth would you not have Gabriel? Like he’s literally essential. I know you’re ahead of me but it seems insane

      1. Legitimately zero midfielders or forwards worth having over him. His baseline this season is 6 points on average.

      2. Because there was a long time they conceded one every game at the end

        1. He’s by far the highest scoring defensemen though… like even Timber isn’t close and they usually share CS points.

  888. I almost triple capped Gabriel after the super bowl when I was drunk as fuck on tequila but morning after me realized that triple capping a defender is kinda desperate.

    1. Havertz is probably a good pick but IDK about Zubimendi. You’re kinda just hoping he shows up with a goal. Rice is at least on corners.

  890. I mean, I’m not trying to lecture you, but damn. I don’t see the logic other than doing decently without him.

  891. I got Joe Rodon back purely for the love of the meme tbh. Jimmy calling him “my boy” because I randomly got points from him every other week was hilarious lol. Also, he’s 3.9 so…

  895. Do you think pro athletes typically have more siblings than average? How come? I read Wirtz had 9.

  897. Zubi was my only way into a triple arsenal with funds and one transfer

          2. Yes- all the guys he says don’t belong in EPL are cooking

  898. Bro I fucking can’t with Slot’s pre match pressers. I used to watch these when Klopp was manager even when we were in horrible form.

    This man is just gaslighting us

  899. Haaland doesn’t seem worth it anymore to me.

    Even against this shitty Liverpool he scored through luck and awful referees

  901. Mets playing Soto in left and Bichette at third lol. Fuck it, we ball

  904. Why is there only swedish commentary available for Spurs v Saudi

    1. you clearly haven't heard this new Bri'ish band that is like Limp Bizkit but with masks and a music video that has a $10 CGI ET from 1982

  907. c'mon Spiffy even I found a new Japanese rock song released in 2026 that bangs

        1. oh god I hadn't seen the music video yet.

          Japan wtf is wrong with you people

  908. Speak to me when we consistantly beat shit teams like West Ham. I’m so sick of everybody jerking off over 3 good games. Until then, shut the fuck up with all the “lol Amorim was a terrorist” posts. Fucking moronic fanbase I swear to god.

  909. And can somebody make a fucking thread before I delete the site out of anger?

  910. Seriously, what is the point of me paying for this site if nobody is here because it doesn’t fucking work half the time. It’s a complete waste of my money and time trying to get this place working properly. It’s fucking insanity.

      1. I don’t care what day it is. I’m not paying my own money to sit here and deal with fucking problems when again, I pay money for this shit to work properly. I haven’t been able to log in or make a thread or do anything consistently for 2 days now. I’m done with it.

  911. It must be real fucking hard for the haircut guy to pretend he doesn’t want this grift that keeps him from being a useless nobody to continue. Fuck the internet man. All people do is give attention to these people who should be working at Foot Locker.

      1. You know deep down he didn’t want it to end. He’s probably making more money off of twitter engagement than he’d ever make at work.

  912. Carrick is a fucking retard. Should have broyght Sesko in at half time. But gotta keep morons like Amad on for reasons.

  914. The haircut shit is the kind of garbage “meme” you see on facebook from some page called “FC Bantz” that still puts water marks on their 2009 ass Ronaldo vs Messi memes

    1. You should see the Chika no girlfriend guy now. He's still at it like 7 years later even though no one remembers what the Chika dance was at this point.

  916. I’m so fucking sick of trying to “vibez” our way to a good team. Our fanbase is addicted to SAF era nostalgia. Carrick is not a good manager, he got sacked by Middlesborough. This fanbase will never accept letting a manager do what he actually wants to build a team, they want to vibe our way to barely top 4 every year with mediocre ex Yanited players as managers.

    1. You guys tied- chill
      Overall much better run than under Amorim

      1. We tied a team that is 100% getting relegated after we already lost to them once this year. It’s no fucking different than under Amorim. I don’t want the players playing with “freedom” or whatever bullshit you wanna come up with to jerk off a good 3 game run like Leeds can’t also do that.

        I want a manager that says “When you’re here fucking pass the ball here” Our fanbase is fucking delusional if they think Nagalsmann or Ancelotti or Tuchel or Enrique or any of these other “top” managers our fanbase talks about is going to just play with “vibez and free flowing football” give me a goddamn break. This shit happens over and over and over. I want a system and a manager to buy and teach the players it. I don’t want “But the former player made SAF smile” when we snatch a 2-1 win against Spurs after we just lost 2-0 to fucking Brentford. Sorry.

    1. Chelsea spent a literal billion dollars and are still playing with no CB’s.

  918. Really glad we pay managers however much mkney to say “Right lads, go out and enjoy yourselves” i could fucking do that man. Come on.

  919. We really aren’t better than under Amorim tbh. It just seems better because it’s more aesthetically pleasing. If we had Lisandro the while season we’re probably 3rd with Amorim at minimum.

  921. Both chelsea and united dropped points which means we will lose tomorrow

  922. I should have said “Random FK out of nowhere” I meant random as in there was nothing going on and then he just hits a worldie. That’s been like at least 4 games I watched this year alone lol

    1. Again, replacing one bad manager with another equally bad manager doesn’t mean you should have stuck with the previous manager. It means you’re incompetent.

      1. Your arguments are legitimately the worst bro.

        "Just because they were better with the last guy doesn't mean that they shouldn't have replaced him" – actually it literally does mean that.

        1. “Better” being a whole 1 place higher. Spurs spend enough money to be a consistent UCL team. They shouldn’t be anywhere near 16th, 15th etc PERIOD They wouldn’t be doing better with Ange, they’d just have injuries as an excuse.

          1. Arguing that they should be great, when they have been consistently shit for like 15 years, isn't really any kind of argument man.

            Going by that Man U are the worst team of all time because they should be winning the league every year but they don't.

            And you saying that they shouldn't be anywhere near 15/16 is a joke, you were one of the people who were saying that Spurs were always awful and would never win anything when Ange was hired. You must get tired from all the flip-flopping eventually.

          2. Oh and if winning a trophy for the first time in however many years isn't better than not winning a trophy of any kind then I think you need new meds.

          3. Buddy, they outspent all of Serie A besides Napoli and Juve combined in the last window. I’m not saying the manager is the only bad thing going on at Spurs,
            They have been run like dogshit forever. But so has United and we don’t win anything, but we’re not fucking 15th

          5. How is it revisionism? It’s a fact they aren’t much higher on the table. It’s a fact Ange has never been truly good anywhere but Celtic (which is like claiming you’ve got God tier pickup game because you’re a billionaire)

          6. Because when Ange got fired and replaced you were saying that it needed to be done and that Spurs would be so much better without him. Now they aren't any better you are saying the new manager was always shit and they still would have been worse with Ange. You said when they hired Ange that he wouldn't win anything because Spurs were always too shit, now that he won something it suddenly oh well no-one cares about that trophy that doesn't count as winning anything and Spurs should always be good.

            Pure revisionism, which you always do when you are wrong.

          7. Saying they’d be much better without him implies they didn’t go out and get a similarly bad manager… Which they did. So I don’t get your point? You’re mad that I can’t predict them being so shit they get two bad managers in a row lol.

          8. They had already chosen the new manager by then, you were saying Frank was a good appointment and would be much better than Ange.

            1 less trophy and like 8 points closer to relegation is not better.

            And I'm not mad at anything, you are the one that whenever I mention Ange you start replying to me and saying he was shit. You're the one that's butthurt and can't let it go brother, if you don't like being shown to be full of shit continually you can just stop replying to me when I make general comments? It's really not that hard.

          9. I definitely did NOT say Frank was a good apointment. I was literally laughing at the idea of him even going to a “top 6” team. You clearly weren’t here when I was bitching and bitching and ranting NON-STOP about how goddamn annoying it was to have to deal with the morons in our fanbase who actually wanted Frank as manager.

  924. He won a trophy against the worst United side in PL history. Who fucking cares lol

    1. lol, funny how much you melted about it for someone who didn't care

      1. I really didn’t get that mad about the Europa League final buddy other than the players not showing up in the slightest.

        I don’t give a fuck about Europa league buddy, my team has won a treble.

        1. How many more "buddy"s do you think you can squeeze into the next comment there, champ?

          Totally not melting.

  925. Also, Spurs is exactly what I’m talking about. They have KILLED their squad by buying shitty over priced foreign league players. Pedro Porro isn’t as good as half the defenders on Palace but he’s somehow worth 35 million. You could probably get Lacroix for 15

  926. Keep in mind Shank, I don’t necessarily think you’re 100% wrong either. Frank is a pretty bad manager that was propped up by Brentford being a pretty smooth sailing Championship/Mid-table PL side. So the idea Ange could be doing better I don’t disagree with you on. End of the day though, it’s the difference between a 10 dollar hooker and a 20 dollar hooker. One might be slightly better at sucking but neither one of them are the high class prostitutes that you wish you could afford.

  928. Like I’m putting my foot down. I know for a fact I've been shitting on Thomas Frank for at least 2 years now. I’m not believing I said that at any point.

          3. Try clearing your memory cache if you can. That’s what worked for me.

          4. I ended up deleting all the disqus site data in the browser and that fixed it. But only on chrome. Disqus just will not log me in on Samsung internet

          4. You have to leave out a baguette with a lifelike doll to draw him

  931. So Yakuza Kiwami 3 sucks eh? I saw one of the major story changes and its like, why?

    2. IIt's probably alright, but most of the changes are highly questionable. Also apparently the ending is very different, I read something from Yokoyama that makes me think they want to make this the start of an alternate timeline. Which is like
      … why?

    3. I’ma be real, 7 is probably gonna be the last truly great Yakuza game. They actually did something new and refreshing and while it’s heavily flawed, it captures the energy of the best games in the series.

      They really haven’t been the same lately. I didn’t bother to play 8 and I had zero interest in Pirate Yakuza or Yakuza Kiwami 3.

  934. IIt is very funny how fast the good will of Yakuza ended tho. Yakuza 8 and even pirate yakuza people were still all over

  935. That's changed a little retroactively, but the problems were still there then. I hope they can turn it around

  937. TThey Aren't releasing 2 different versions constantly

  939. AAlso unlikr Pokemon, rgg's gameplay eventually evolved to actually be good

  942. y'all see a 75/100 and suddenly it's overreactions and "it sucks". yeesh.

    1. A 75 on metacritic isn’t worth 20 hours of my time when I struggle to focus on finishing games as is unless the game is something that very specifically appeals to me. Which yeah, I like Yakuza, but I’m not obsessed with playing them.

      1. but you (allegedly) don't play games so it could be the tears of jesus in a keg of platinum and you'd still ignore it or find a reason not to bother

        1. I’m telling you Leo, only playing games that I’ve hedged my bets on enjoying has made me love gaming again. Not caring about every new fucking game has reinvigorated my interest. I actually play and finish way more games the last 2 years than I did the previous 5.

    2. HHonestly everything I'm hearing other than the combat sounds not great. And unlike you I didn't dig 8 or Pirate all too much. The fact that this might be the start of some alternate timeline shenanigans is not giving me much hope either

      1. if that happens that will be the first bad Yakoozie in like, 15 entries?

        shut up Dead Souls is great

        1. Dead souls is baaaad lol. Also there hasn't been many bad ones, but there has been a lot of bland

          2. I can just not with that performance and crashing. Trying to play Witcher 2 yesterday gave me similar vibes

    4. Plus a 75 is… not good when everything is skewed upwards. When it was niche it was a more understandable score

  947. also goddammit Suda you finally did it. You finally made a game I actually really like

    1. I like Killer7. But it's not the savior of the jews the others say.

      but this new Romeo game of his. Goddammit it's the most absurdist assault to the senses I have experienced.

    1. It’s not but i’ve been way more positive about games the last 2 years comparatively. I mean hell, I give out 10’s like Halloween candy now.

    1. That's what I'm saying, the series was misunderstood back then. But also OG 3 was heavily flawed

      1. I am not saying it might be amazing (haven't got it yet) but when I saw a lot of complaints being the juxtaposition between the wholesomeness of the orphanage and the ultraviolence of the final acts… dawg, that's what I like about 3

        1. I mean yeah, but there's a lot more fundamental issues that these reviews are throwing out there

          1. it's the story changes I am curious (but also worried) about.

            the casting thing I am way too confused to understand tbh

    2. Yakuza 3 is a perfect example of how a game can overcome actually being mid by having a lot of heart. Yakuza 3 looks bad, controls bad, the combat is annoying and the open world is tiny compared to other games.

      But nobody cares because Dad Kiryu takes somebody truly heartless to not enjoy.

  953. Yeah, I should. But nothing I did ended the 15 minute load screens

  954. TThe Fact that they cut revelations and some of the best substories of the OG is highly sus as well

    1. old PC games like this one have to be bought on GOG because CDPR makes sure to make them compatible with newer rigs. Doubly so when it's actually their own game.

      1. you could also emulate the Xbox 360 version, but I'm 1000% sure the GOG build is stable.

        1. AAt this point I'm over it, yesterday killed my will to attempt it. Plus I do not need to buy more stuff

  956. Why is Nintendo life reviewing Yakuza 3. Das not a Nintendo game.

  958. HHonestly I'Il just replay Witcher 3 in the spring at some point and probably have a better time lol

  960. Lol, there’s a guy with 5 dunks all year in the dunk contest. Abolish non-baseball all star games.

  961. WWatching JJK. The plot of this season just seems like they're pulling shit out of their ass

  963. DPC: I miss the Atlanta Thrashers and that team existing feels weird to me now looking back

    1. I miss when I didn’t like brock Lesnar because he does the same thing over and over, now I don’t like him because the allegations against him

      1. I spent 500 hours online this week arguing about why Brock no-selling a 5’6 guy karate chopping him is proof Triple Hamas hates wrestling and is just Vince.

  965. Thrashers are an underrepresented bird in sports mascots too. Plenty of Cardinals, Eagles, Falcons. No Thrasher love though.

  968. Think I'll play a world of KH2 and then maybe start Arkham Knight so I can remove it from my PS5

  971. My cousin asked me half-jokingly if I’ve ever been part of a sketchy drug deal in Texas since weed is illegal and I said “No because I don’t do dumb shit but I did smoke weed with a Croatian dude who was an extra in John Wick.”

  974. Please do, and definitely the optional fights as well

    1. I’ll definitely do that just because the music I’ve heard is literally incredible.

  975. That's how I've felt about JJK since the exam arc but this part of the manga wasn't received well either. I thought it looked good from what I've seen though and I hate Mappa.

  976. Probably nobody cares but Avengers Doomsday apparently is going to take a page from Bokurano

      1. It’s gotten so bad that Doomsday is being marketed as a sequel to Endgame as if the movies after never mattered despite featuring those characters lol.

    1. I mean it's got good gameplay. The story doesn't feel very satisfying to me tho

        1. I’m simply making fun of the Kangz, not ranting. We’re not even rivals dawg, they’ve never been good except for like a year in 2002

  979. Tears in my eyes dawg. I still can’t believe we actually got Kubiak.

  980. Wait, he was a passing game coordinator at A&M??? I knew I loved this guy.

  981. Hey everyone, just want you all to know that since I’m having trouble paying for the site long term, we have some news. We’re partnering the site with Memego, it’s an ai meme generating platform. Memego takes all the thought out of making viral memes “My feeling when Epic!”

  982. Also, we’re partnering with Draftkings to become the site’s official sports book. Wanna bet on how many comments before the thread deletes comments? How about an epic parlay on over/under how many upvotes DK gives out? You can bet that and more on Draftkings

      1. Don’t you dare manipulate the results or I’ll have the FBI arrest you

      1. Yeah, see. My exasperation, my pure incredulousness, my non-belieftality was justified.

  987. I’m just gonna chill and beat the DQ3 end game

    Damn the DQ 3 endgame got hands

    2. I replayed that game last year when I replayed the whole trilogy.

      Don’t get me wrong, it’s ultra mega flawed, but man the atmosphere, the way Arkham looks, the lighting… I definitely judged it too harshly given how much trash gets made now by western devs. Including the same fucking developer.

      1. It still looks fucking good to this day. I just wish console versions have 60fps mode. Hell it's as pretty as PS5 games.

  992. I don’t know what I expected when I listened to that song but it wasn’t that. The drum beat is literally unhinged I’m laughing so hard.

  994. I’m too high for this man, it’s like if Johnny Cash had a schizo breakdown like John Fruciente.

  995. It’s like I want to love this but I don’t but I do. This is the most confused I’ve ever been listening to music since I heard the Tom Macdonald “Life on Mars, but abortions aren’t murder” bar

  996. This album sounds like what being trapped in a Victorian era Insane Asylum for a night feels like.

  997. Sattys dream came true – Frank sacked
    welcome to yanited

  1005. Damn man I’m at work so I can’t see Olympic hockey. They had it on YouTube tv then switched to women’s luge

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