The rule needs to be if there was no realistic way the linesman could have seen it with his naked eye, it should be on. Fuck this shit about “But 1 nanometer offside is still offsides🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓” fucking dogshit.
The only league that’s more of a farce than the PL is the NBA. My god the NBA product has been terrible this season. Adam Silver needs to be forced out. Multiple betting scandals, egregious reffing, teams that are actually decent purposefully resting players so they can tank. Kawhi and the Clippers get to skirt the cap and nobody in a position of power in the NBA cares. The Cap itself is retarded and punishes teams for drafting well. It’s a disaster
I feel bad for Vadee. Probably the only time the Knicks have been good in the last 500 years and they’re good in this era.
Gakpo is where transition football goes to die
Thank god.
All these year’s waiting for best of the best olympic hockey with NHL players and our coach is fucking Pennanen still…
Another farsical start to a tournament. How was he given a 3rd try
3.40 left and need 2 goals
The State of Play is tomorrow Dunkey
Puerto Rico is a day ahead of us, Karma.
Goalie is off now too
Bruh most of the marvel covers for the SuperMan Spider-Man are fucking ass what happened to Erick Larsen he was never great but it was decent stylized one of thing and the Frank Miller ons is ass the Peach Momoko one is aight
4-1 fucking hell this is pathetic
If this is a satty joke you gotta find some better material
No Karma, I’m being serious.
I'm not sure how to respond to that
I have a college degree Karma, do you really think I believe an island off the east coast is on Japan/Hawaii time?
No, and that's why I'm confused you'd even make the joke lol
The joke was Dunky lives on an island so he’s a day ahead. That was it lol. I was just being goofy.
I will feel so much better once Liverpool loses tonight
“Yes I have residences in Iceland and Monaco. No, I’m rich so I’m not an immigrant.” God I fucking despise rich people so fucking much. All legit psychopaths.
Karma
Remember when Liverpool was given the 5MM grace rule for offsides that one time and it has never been applied again ever? Just asking questions.
When?
Remember when Liverpool was given the 5MM grace rule for offsides that one time and it has never been applied again ever? Just asking questions.
I don’t want to hear this shit about “offsides is offsides” “it needs to be black and white”
I also don’t trust fully automated offsides. It seems incredibly easy to manipulate.
You sound anti vax
Forest’s kit is clean af
Xhaka doesn’t start. We have hope
There has been no 5mm grace given to us lmao
This third kit fucks so hard
How is the pitch looking so bad
NGL, the AI ads at the super bowl were straight up dystopian. We’re at the point where “gaslight your child with AI” is a selling point.
I think total biscuit died of it too back in the day if anyone remembers. I remember him recounting the story of how he pooped blood and didnt go to the doctor but to be fair it was probably already too late.
My dad also had it but he smoked age 15-37 though
IDK what caused it exactly but he thinks it was that at least
I swear Liverpool used to be able to cross lol
I KNOW I LIVED IT
NGL, this wing play looks like when we had Garnacho on the left lol
WHAT I BEEN SAYING ALL SEASON
Finally someone took a shot
If we’re scoring it’s through our player of the month Wirtz
MOZAMBIQUE MENTIONED
Haaland off at halftime. Pep will never see the light of paradise.
At least he scored
He hirted his knee poor lil fella
“He’s tired. So, so tired”- Pep after the game
Fucking shoot the ball!
It’s pissing rain and they have a lanky skinny keeper who looks far from convincing
Don’t lank shame Harby ok, there are tons of us and we’re people too
I just want them to take shots at him
Fuck off Cody
Doing trevela crosses when you can barely go 5 seconds without hitting somebody’s shins is certainly a choice.
Bro thinks he’s Salah
Wirtz standing there while Gakpo smashes the ball off the only defender lmao. Come on dude
Cody Garnachpo
So the pacers play the game of their lives last night and decide to bench literally their entire starting 5 tonight and nothing will come of it? Fuck the nba for letting teams pull this horseshit and fuck the pacers for not trying all season unless it’s against us.
The NBA is a complete farce nowadays man. The blatant tanking is insane and apparently you can just circumvent the cap and nobody cares.
It’s honestly a joke lmao. No wonder the NBA is dying
Draft protections have got to go. If you’re trading a pick, you should live with the reality of what happens. If you get hurt and give another team a top 6 pick? Oh fucking well. Philly has a good enough team without Paul fucking George to not tank an entire season but they did because they had a top 10 protected pick.
Havertz injured my 5D chess move failed
Everyone should just keep spamming long shots on both teams. This is how the sport is played
How is that not a foul on Endo.
I’m so fucking sick of corners being officiated like rugby. Ban this fucking bullshit.
Another RB season potential season ender. This position is fucking cursed. Endo with a serious ankle injury
Man poor Endo
Slot finally starts him and ankle is now completely fucked
Yikes for Endo. That is one of the worst ways to get injured. I hurt my ankle pretty bad having that happen once. Luckily the turf was shitty and gave.
And he’s such a warrior and wholesome guy. God I hope it’s not that bad and he doesn’t miss the world cup
Japanese players really are built different. I remember when they stayed to clean the stadium and locker room after losing in extra time at the world cup.
Trent put a curse on his position when he left
Feel like both could have and should have had back to back penalties there
Slot and Curtis have clearly fallen off too now.
Who isn’t this manager beefing with?
Hugo just needs to work on his heading ability and he’ll be an unstoppable beast
It’s 1-0 so I fully expect us to bottle it 90+ something
Here we go sitting deep. Slot has sucked the life out of us again
Yay we won
Second league win of 2026. Hooray
Also, LP would call me racist and sexist if I described a Japanese woman like Harby described Endo lol.
Endo wears a mouth guard. Calling him a warrior I mean it in a literal sense of the word. Bro does not hold back when going in for tackles or duels
How did Italy score two golas on Sweden? I can’t name a single Italian hockey player lol
How did Slovakia score 4 on us?
Oh right Pennanen is our head coach
You gotta watch those Eastern block countries man. They sucker punch you
Bro look at our roster even without Barkov
And then look at their’s
Like our first line is literally just Dallas Stars
I can’t with fucking retards in the LFC sub telling us to be happy we won abd we played good and created a lot of chances. No we fucking didn’t
Homie, everyone raged about us drawing against West Ham. Sunderland is undefeated at home this season. They are a tough ass team to play. Salah and Ekitike had enough chances to wjn by at least 3. I wouldn’t be too pissed at that tbh
No we didn’t. We created like one or 2 clear cut goal scoring opportunities.
Sati I can’t remember the last time we scored a fucking tap in. It was not this season
What happened to indie developers working for nothing? There's no modern Counter Strike or League of Legends or Minecraft.
The problem is it costs too much money to make games now. Multiplayer games especially, if a game doesn’t immediately hit Fortnite numbers they go “Whatever fuck it. Onto the next roulette spin to see if we can make a cash cow like destiny. Yes, I also love NFT games, why do you ask?”
Oh wait, he was in Ladybird. Never mind. Those are the only two though.
I’m pretending you’re a depp fan.
Yeah, I genuinely don’t remember him being in it anyway
Remember when bub would talk about Timothee Chalets? I miss bub
I worry about her because her health issues. Poor girl
Owner of the Patriots turned the team facility into a “command center” to track anti-Israel hate speech. Boy, I sure do love Boston sports teams.
Owner of the Patriots turned the team facility into a “command center” to track anti-Israel hate speech. Boy, I sure do love Boston sports teams.
😬
Like her vagoina candles
I sure do hate Zionists. Track this you fucking rapist.
“Israel is too influential and is committing terrible acts against children in Gaza”
“Oh so you’re ok with TERRORISM if it’s your side?”- Every argument with a Zionist.
Also, is Jim Jordan being for real saying you can’t just storm up to public government buildings and break in because that isn’t a protest? Why even pretend like they have to be held accountable. Why spend tax money on these senate hearings when people can just blatantly deny reality with zero shame and nobody cares.
I don’t have aura but I’m comfortable with myself and that seems to make people like me for some reason.
I’m the vegemite of people. Some people really despise me and wont even try me and some people love me.
LP Definitely likes you
This is a conservative in Congress being asked if the sky is blue.
“It doesn’t matter if the sky is blue or pink or not. Illegal immigrants are storming our borders and you’re asking the President what color the sky is? Some people would say it’s blue, some people don’t. It’s not important.”
And when they get pressed on it
“I DON’T CARE IF THE SKY IS BLUE. THAT’S A NASTY QUESTION FROM A NASTY STATE.”
And when they get pressed on it
“I DON’T CARE IF THE SKY IS BLUE. THAT’S A NASTY QUESTION FROM A NASTY STATE.”
WWhy Did satty make me make a thread. We didn't use it. Sad
Because up until an hour ago I wasn’t hable to
Make a new one for almost a week
Dang
I just couldn't log in a few days lol
We were just outside of Lodi when Taz threw his shirt over the back seat of the convertible we’d won rigging a wet T-shirt contest in Kalamazoo.
“Don’t worry Tazzah, I got the poppahs and the Downahs” I said slapping his naked back. “Where to next?”
And the Buccs, Jets and Bengals definitely should have fired theirs lol.
Watching The Founder makes me wanna time travel and enjoy early McD. For one the patties would be thick.
Feels good to not suck at Metroid Dread dude.
Im a big fan of building new cities but why do they all look like garbage
NHL players are exhausted so it's not as lopsided as it should be
That’s how I felt watching Sweden play Italy. I don’t know a single Italian player but Sweden only had 3 goals on 55 shots.
Because everybody who would be in charge of building a city is probably a conservative cuck who doesn’t understand anything about humanity.
I don't know but they always look the generic future cities you see in early 2010s video games
I had to check Slovakia's roster after the game against Finland and the only name I recognized was Tomas Tatar
Spiffy
Yes
This might be a dumb question but is where you live in Canada Eastern or central time?
EST. I think only Manitoba uses central because Saskatchewan technically has its own time and Alberta is mountain.
No apparently Saskatchewan uses CST without DST but one city uses mountain with DST
See that’s why I was so confused lol. I looked at the map once and it was fucked.
Five Guys in Malaysia costs basically the same amount it does here so it's roughly like ~$50 for a burger if you adjust for incomes. I remember reading places like Pizza Hut were a luxury when they expanded across Asia but this seems insane.
RIP James Van Der Beek
Cancer sucks
I don't know why mass shooting games on Roblox are an issue when they're virtually no different from GTA and none of these people believe GTA should be censored or creates mass shooters (even if it does)
age rating makes a wall
plus gta is stating gang problems
So I guess Forest's owner has officially fucked his chance of making it in the Prem now after firing 3 managers this season. The irony is a bit of a shame tbh.
So I guess Forest's owner has officially fucked his chance of making it in the Prem now after firing 3 managers this season. The irony is a bit of a shame tbh.
SHANK!!!
Hey Str8, how's things?
All good long time no see
I get around
I’m like borderline bi but all the winter olympic sports besides hockey are too gay for me.
Like this fucking ice dancing… The song ends and the guy like shoves his head in the girls tits celebrating and crying and I’m like “Oh are they married.” No, that dude’s just about as straight as Owen Wilson’s nose.
They gotta do something about these set piece fouls man. Sorry, he’s grabbing the keeper. It’s a foul. Fucking do something about it. It’s becoming ridiculous.
They all got addicted to the “please be Fortnite” roulette wheel. Spend 4 years making a game, oh, it isn’t instantly Destiny? Oh well, time to try again.
Also, Barca broke as hell in this save lol. They sold De Jong to Chelski for 35 million and I bought Kounde for 35+ 5 lmao.
I’m sorry but I hate the black and white with the modern flat lighting/set look. It makes it look like an indie film where they had to do their own light set ups because they have no budget for a crew. And they’re cowards for not having a Black Widow cameo.
I really don’t care when it’s Nic Cage as Spider-Man
My boy Macklin with his first goal for Canada 😭
Like imagine Scarlett Johansson wearing a 50’s peacoat and hat combo. Wait am I just gooning?
Didn’t DJ Khalid get famous for being fat? Why is he on wegovy now?
Timo Meier scores 2 goals as soon as he's not playing for Sheldon Keefe. Hmmmmmm
Canada is absolutely loaded man
Ya think. Macklin is on their third line homie lol
Last I saw he was on the 1st line
I can’t believe LP skipped another chest day with me. She should hurry for the dessert abs training at least
3 assists for McDavid already
This squad is stupid
A third line of Marner/Crosby/Stone is nasty work lol
Legit looks like when I turned force trades and no salry cap on and built a stacked team in NHL as a kid lol
Jesus
I saw Sweden vs Italy and the SOG differential was like 40 lmao
But yet Italy had 2 goals on 11 shots.
I looked at that and though Jacob Markstrom was in net
Just go on tcgplayer.com and buy the ones you want.
Yeah the odds are not in your favor.
Gym done
Wake up babe, Dodgers signed another pitcher they can throw out to eat a bunch of innings in losses and then immediately put on the 60 Day to open roster spots and stash him for the playoffs
It is kinda funny that Paramount slop is it’s own genre. Like how many fucking spinoffs about one goddamn ranch can you make.
I mean what are we on like Ram Ranch 98?
I have to upload a bunch of religious exemptions into our tax software. Some of these names sound like they're about to sacrifice a goat or something
Karma, what’s the actual “cannon” route in AI. Is there one?
There is one single ending, it's kind of just a "play all routes to uncover the true end" type thing
It ran on PS4 and the Switch 2 is way more powerful (allegedly)
Oh my god this year and not the scars of cosmora
Kosmora?
A boyfriend? Ruined.
Larger world? DoA
No the original was too limited and PS2 esque
TThat's a good thing. Scope needs to be reduced
Is this funded by PS? Is that why it actually got a sequel?
Nioh 4
Is this not Yitei
Oh it's Yitei Multiplayer
I never played the Tsushima multiplayer but I'll try this
blatantly advertising the PC versions, sign of the times
No
ZZzzz
I don't know why so many games have good graphics but terrible animations
SSeriously what happened to multiplayer games lol
I don't know why investors want this. Remedy's MP game lost so much money.
Because there’s a small chance it becomes a cash cow like fortnite. They’re literally gambling. Square did it too
Naughty Dog on the PS2 and PS3 with a fraction of the resources did way better than most developers today
Games like Jak and Daxter can’t get made today.
But surely they can match PS2 era animations
That game was from JJ Abrams new studio lol
I really like Pragmata I'm going to buy it's my first game this year I think
Pragmata looks interesting, but also I don't need to see more about it
Yeah they just released a demk
It's like The Last Guardian x The Last of Us x Death Stranding
I hope SE makes an appearance but it's not happening
KH4 coming never
YES
I will however take more RE9 lol
Fuck yeah
Bad animations ruin immersion. This is why R* has always been elite. Why RE9 looks so good.
Most devs don’t get the time + money that Rockstar gets to make games.
Sherry confirmed
I hate white people. I get mad every single time I see them on screen.
They read my posts
No they didn't I wanted extreme 4 but DoA 6 I don't care about fighting games
They censored the game
Honestly there's probably only like 2 or 3 things here that will give me any excitement lol, I don't think Square, Atlus, or Fromsoft will show anything tho
Fromsoft has to they've been doing nothing for 4 years. They released Sekiro, Bloodborne, DS2 and DS3 in the span of 5 years.
Yeah I’m not hoping for much, just want to see more Wolverine.
I was gonna bitch that it looked too samey, but they got me with the giant chicken man ngl
Same lmao
This game actually has remarkable animations for Krafton x Ubisoft
It's so confusing though
Finally Quantic Dream
BBring Back super bombad racing
It’s Burnout but pod racing. Sold.
Looks good but they should've made it open world of they want to compete. Look how much arcade racing games have changed due to Mario Kart World's influence.
Shouldn't this game have more sex? I'm not a coomer but
Oh okay nevermind
Wow I'm sorry
LLol
I’m sorry, what is the point of an HD remaster of the OG Rayman? Literally nobody cares about that game. Whatever. It will be canceled in 2029 anyway
NNah I hate the mission set up. It works a lot better in MGSV
I'm guessing we get a remake or MGR as well
WWhat A weird thing to end on for MGS lol
CCastlevania Shit?
What
WWait an actual new Castlevania?
AAnd It actually has an interesting aesthetic? Konami is back?
Not a Castlevania guy but that looks cool
Holy shit
Konami might actually be back lol
If we’re being real, we all kinda just overreacted to the period they fired Kojima and then released a bunch of garbage. Every dev seems to be making trash like the last Contra game seemingly these days. Like, Metal Gear Survive isn’t even in the upper echelon of shit live service cash grabs any more.
WWell They did make basically nothing for almost 10 years so it wasn't an overreaction lol, but you're not totally wrong
This might legit be the GOAT state of play.
YYeah I'll get that
This year nice
TThis Is probably SH
I'I'm guessing Townfall?
YYup
TThat Could be alright, not as sure about it as with f
WWeeb-Ass shit but idk what kind
BBack To "please give me persona and KH" mode
Konami just casually hijacking the State of Play lol
YYeah They basically saved it lol
Wow Konami is back
It was so obvious Castlevania wasn't Japanese based on the shit art style
Idk this time I actually liked it
It doesn't look Japanese though and that's all that matters to me.
I'm sorry I'm joking
I also thought Town fall was going to be an MP game but it's not
John wick?
I thought this was Bond
I do not need a John Wick game
There already is one made by the guy who made Furi
"Yeah"
CYBERPUNK 2099
HHaha Bungie
That yeah made by balls tingle
Hard hard carried by Konami
I think games like these just shouldn't really advertise. Just shadowdrop and see what happens.
I agree tbh
OOof It releases on my birthday
I’ll try it out
Same. There are barely any GPS games worth playing right now.
This is so stupid. Announce PS3 Games or something.
Is this how they’re ending it
There's still half an hour
I hope not because lol
Oh I thought it was about done lol
Wasn’t it just an hour, it’s been that.
No.
Is this a hub for multiplayer
This guy's design is way better than the Returnal MC
That made me so mad in Returnal
SShe Was just boring looking. Felt like a kneejerk reaction to whatever the fuck the internet was smoking at the time
This looks even more like Resogun
I should try meditation again.
It's gotta work this time.
Deviance?
Bad Blood Invincible
Anything fun announced, or do we hate everything?
I only know new castlevania so I’m hyped
There actually haven't been any announcements besides Kena 2 and Castlevania and Konami JRPG and MGS V2
Konami killed it
Oh no wait there was the Korean Canadian chicken man game
Marvel
It's sad how badly WB has done with DC games
Wolverine
Oh it's God of War 3
Please don't be a side scroller
NO
NOOOO
God of War remaster trilogy?
GGoW also out if PS3 jail
What
A whole trilogy remade at once?
DDepends on the style, could be pretty easy if they stick with the same fixed camera
Yeah but isnt it still ground up? Sony has always called graphical updates like Ratchet and SOTC remasters.
I mean look at demons souls
True
DDepends on the style, could be pretty easy if they stick with the same fixed camera
DDepends on the style, could be pretty easy if they stick with the same fixed camera
A full remake? Probably cause of the camera angles tbh
Shouldn't they break every game up into 3 parts?
Remake? Nice
Do we need a GOW trilogy remake
This is just a development announcement?
Yes they don't care about us
That sweater on a guy playing Kratos kills me
TThis Has the energy of that AC2 mobile spinoff
Is this going to be what they work on for the next decade plus? No Ragnarok sequel any time soon I guess
2020s Halo Remake trilogy up against God of War remake trilogy for the chief vs Kratos fanboy arguments remake nothing ever changes unfortunately
No this is a side project.
I doubt that
So Now just infamous and resistance are in PS3 jail
No Wolverine. Wow that was terrible.
🙁
So that's it then I guess
The worst state of play of all time
WWell It wasn't terrible, wasn't good either
I give it like a B-
No it makes sense they're saving all the big games for May. That's what they always do. Astro Boy was announced in May and released months later in September if you recall.
Does Sony still do PlayStation Showcase? Or is everything just spread out in State of Plays now?
It feels like almost every conference is just updates on already announced games now. Nintendo didn't announce anything either. The Xbox developer direct had no announcements.
Xbox said they won’t do anymore announcements for things super far away.
YYeah That's why I feel like I can't be bothered to be excited. It's also always the usual suspects
Everything is state of play
I hope they don’t completely neuter the GOW trilogy. Kratos needs to bang chicks for them orbs.
I sort of take that back because Geoff actually had new announcements at the VGAs
Reflecting On Shipping My First Game (Highguard)
Apologies for the length. Been wanting to say a lot of this for a while.
The day leading to The Game Awards 2025 was amongst the most exciting of my life. After 2.5yrs of passionately working on Highguard, we were ready to reveal it to the world. The future seemed bright.
Everyone I knew who had any connection to the team or project had the same sentiments:
“This is lightning in a bottle.”
“I trust this team wholeheartedly.”
“If there’s one project nobody in the industry is worried will fail, it’s yours.”
“This has mainstream hit written all over it.”
“There’s no way this will flop.”
"I could play this game all day."
The internal pre-reveal feedback, even from unbiased sources, was quite positive, and where it was negative, it was constructive, and often actionable. People who played the game, including us, had a blast. And since we were an independent, self-published studio built with royalties in mind, many of us were hoping this could finally be the thing that broke the millennial financial curse.
But then the trailer came out, and it was all downhill from there. Content creators love to point out the bias in folks who give positive previews after being flown out for an event, but ignore the fact that when their negative-leaning content gets 10x the engagement of the positive, they’ve got just as much incentive to lean into a disingenuous direction, whether consciously or not.
The hate started immediately. In addition to dogpiling on the trailer, I personally came under fire due to my naïveté on Twitter, which almost all of my now-former coworkers had learned to avoid during their previous game launches. After setting my Twitter account to private to protect my sanity, many content creators made videos and posts about me and my cowardice, amassing millions of views and inadvertently sending hundreds of angry gamers into my replies. They laughed at me for being proud of the game, told me to get out the McDonald’s applications, and mocked me for listing having autism in my bio, which they seemed to think was evidence the game would be “woke trash.” All of this was very emotionally taxing.
There is much constructive criticism that can be and has been said about Highguard’s trailer, marketing, and launch, but I don’t think it’s my place to commentate on that. I also don’t think there’s any way to know whether the launch would have fared better or worse without the massive spotlight that was thrown onto us in response to The Game Awards’ trailer placement. But we never got that chance.
We were turned into a joke from minute one, largely due to false assumptions about a million-dollar ad placement, which even prominent journalists soon began to state as fact. Within minutes, it was decided: this game was dead on arrival, and creators now had free ragebait content for a month. Every one of our videos on social media got downvoted to hell. Comments sections were flooded with copy/paste meme phrases such as "Concord 2" and "Titanfall 3 died for this." At launch, we received over 14k review bombs from users with less than an hour of playtime. Many didn't even finish the required tutorial.
In discussions online about Highguard, Concord, 2XKO, and such, it is often pointed out by gamers that devs like to blame gamers for their failures, and that that’s silly. As if gamers have no power. But they do. A lot of it. I’m not saying our failure is purely the fault of gamer culture and that the game would have thrived without the negative discourse, but it absolutely played a role. All products are at the whims of the consumers, and the consumers put absurd amounts of effort into slandering Highguard. And it worked.
Many of Wildlight’s former devs will now be forced to assimilate back into the actual corporate industry many gamers accused Wildlight of being a part of. Now, every time someone thinks about leaving the golden handcuffs behind in favor of making a new multiplayer game the indie way, they’ll say “but remember how gamers didn’t even give Wildlight a chance.” Soon, if this pattern continues, all that will be left are corporations, at least in the multiplayer space. Innovation is on life support.
Even if Highguard had a rocky launch, our independent, self-published, dev-led studio full of passionate people just trying to make a fun game, with zero AI, and zero corporate oversight…deserved better than this. We deserved the bare minimum of not having our downfall be gleefully manifested.
I wish the best of luck to the few who remain at Wildlight, and hope Highguard can stay the course. I still believe in it, and so do the fans we reached, who continue to champion it on the subreddit, Discord, Twitch, and social media. And even though this adventure has come to an abrupt and emotionally challenging close, I don't regret one second of it.
Why didn't anyone simply tell them it didn't look good? All of this could've been avoided if someone was willing to say the truth. The whole industry probably operates like this now.
Spiffy, it has nothing to do wtih how it looked. People just don’t give a shit about a F2P shooter in 2026. F2P live service games are like MMO’s. Even if the new one is better, people just play whatever their friends play which means usually they just stick with whichever one they have the most time invested in. How do you think WOW still is a cash cow despite not being actually great in about 15 years?
The reality is, people who actually buy games consistantly WANT single player games. Everyone who just wants to cycle through a yearly shooter is still playing COD or whatever and nothing else. There is zero room in the market for another F2P live service game. I could have told them “Make a fucking game people might want to play” that would be the harsh reality they needed to hear.
Marvel Rivals and Arc Raiders both did extremely well
Yeah who the fuck was saying "lightning in a bottle"?
It’s also not a compliment tbh. Lightning in a bottle is usually reserved for something like Ghostbusters which has exactly one good thing in the franchise and fucking nothing else.
Fuck you the cartoon was good and so was extreme Ghostbusters.
Also Ghostbusters 2 is good too. I don’t care man. Using a NES peripheral to control the statue of liberty to punch a hole in the enemies domain is cool
Also that one game is good. Never saw the new movies but yeah you are wrong
Also that theme song man.
He's also not entirely wrong but every game faces negativity and you don't do yourself any favours by making a bad first impression. We all thought Helldivers 2 would be forgettable/DOA because of what was shown in the pre launch trailers but obviously people liked the actual game so it wasn't DOA. Battleborn and Lawbreakers died while Overwatch survived. It is what it is.
Konami you beauties I knew I was right for never falling for the bs hate train trend
I joined because of the sexy action castlevania pachinko. But new castlevania yay
you remembered Ghost Babel exists <3
now if you could just do the same with Portable Ops… that's way more important than Peace Walker
I mean it was well earned lol, but they did come in guns blazing here
MGS 4 back, I can't wait to replay one of the best movies of the 2000s
There's also the incredibly successful Deadlock and Delta Force even though I don't think either game looks that good.
why didnt they include portable ops
because Kojima doesn't like it
I think it's more important than Peace Walker
is the collection volume 3 going to be all of the side games like Metal Gear Acid, Rising and Portable Ops? I'm down yo
I’d definitely buy that
Marvel Rivals is also massive gooner bait so it has an advantage
Maybe that helps Spiffy’s point more than mine lol
overwatch porn carried the game
So many cosplayers use that game for cosplays
On my current FM save, I got asked to come to Tottenham mid-season after I just won the French League. Never smashed the “decline offer” button faster in my life.
Lol
I won the league with a near invincible season against a PSG side that has Mbappe and Kane as their striker partnership lol. Let me cook at Monaco.
Lately I’ll check discord to see if my goth friend or friend that is a door replied and I’ll see you playing it
The Forest owner is a straight crackhead
Utter woke was doing pretty good for a few weeks in
First team in PL history to have 4 managers in the same season.
@disqus_mlStSRKA4x:disqus
@thesatiricaltroll:disqus download overwatch
download overwatch
Okay
No problem
I think I just need to update it
I’ll let you know when I get home
Oh no to be clear I'm not playing now (but possibly on the weekend). I apologize for any confusion and thank you.
No worries. I’ll make sure to download it or the updates
I burnt my mouth because I couldn't wait for my food to cool because I had to watch the state of play. Also @thesatiricaltroll:disqus you're not wrong. I spend too much time on DoorDash and UberEats trying to figure out what to eat because nothing looks appealing.
Besides everything being not that appealing, I just see no point in paying for things that I can make at home unless I just don’t wanna cook that night.
If I eat out usually I’m gonna get like fish and chips or something I wouldn’t make at home because it’s too much effort.
When I get paid I’ll buy carne asada burrito ans get 4 cups of red sauce
Don't you get tired of cleaning your kitchen afterwards though? I imagine I could make most food taste better but I don't want to spend an hour cleaning the kitchen after every meal.
the rise of slop bowl cuisine is a testament to this
Legit selling players like damn crackheads lol
You know it’s bad when they sold Pedri like a pawn shop CRT TV lmao
Have you seen Steins Gate before?
No but the girl I have a crush on loves it so I should watch it.
There's a pawn shop CRT also more importantly Karma loves it so you should watch it
Leo, my best player on this team is a 17 year old Nigerian striker I bought for 1.3 million from the Montreal Impact and him and Ben Yedder scored more goals than Kane/Mbappe lol
also what team are you using?
I started at Empoli, won Serie B by breaking the points record, got 11th in Serie A and went to Monaco.
what FM is this again? Check out the Senegal and Egypt U20 national teams
21.
and what year are you?
4th year.
Satty, first and foremost, pay attention to the pics below
Also, PSG is stupid overpowered in this game. I had a damn near Invincible season (1 loss 5 draws) and I only won the league by 4 points. They had a +88 GD
It's the same in fifa 26 even though their player ratings arent that high
My son and me were playing random countries and teams last night – had the most ass game of an indian club vs a polish club
I do that too sometimes. It felt so good to beat some bottom tier epl club with like hyderabad fc.
I beat AC Milan in the cup with Empoli and I felt like a god.
Mumbai FC vs Strkola Warsaw
Yooo one was mumbai
Hmmm I think there was one of these on gamepass but it looked like paperwork
Maybe I try an ultimate team on fc 26 instead
@thedarkknight9113:disqus
At work but yes?
Funniest shit ever though is that Sean Dyche is at Las Palmas in this save. Fucking imagine hearing Sean Dyche trying to speak Spanish in your ear for 90 minutes lmao
“Fackin Como Es-tes an all ‘hat”
Funniest shit ever though is that Sean Dyche is at Las Palmas in this save. Fucking imagine hearing Sean Dyche trying to speak Spanish in your ear for 90 minutes lmao
oh hi
brony youre back!
ha prob not. i felt old thats bout it
test
You can stay forever
As much as i would like to. Knowing my luck, I probably wouldn't be able to, but that's okay. 🙂
So how's it been?
oh yeah it's been a while. I be day trading markets, but mainly my parents were in a bad accident in the US back in December. They're alive and recovering, thank God, but hospital bills are already over $125K. Our NY No-Fault insurance only covers $50K, so they are stressing about the rest while their blood pressure stays high from the uncertainty. Lawyer's on it, but it's been rough. How you holding up?
Who are you
Gooner vs coomer
Finland absolutely buttfucked Sweden and I was working so missed it 😭
My 3 panthers bois all combined for our second too
I like Arkham Knight but it really is just world of tanks
I love Batman and everyone says its good but I still havent put aside the time to play it
Yeah I'm only doing it now because it's like literally the last big game in my backlog lol
Arkham Asylum is the best non-Zelda Zelda game
I'm back to KH2 tho, only so much patience for the batmobile lol
I Keep telling myself im gonna get through KH3 Data battles before 4 comes out but idk man. I think ive beaten like 3 out of the 15 super bossess in KH3 l Iol.
Yeah man they're busted lol. I think one of the things I'm gonna do next time tho is make the food for stat boosts, because they're seriously too busted not to use everything at your disposal
KH3 org battles feel the most balanced to me overall. They just have crazy movesets to memorize. Kh2 feels more gimmicky.
I hate how specific you have to be with all of them tho. They're like 14 different lingering wills
Thats why I gave up tbh. You gotta basically study each and every ones moveset.
Took me hours to figure out the easiest fights
IIt's Marluxia again lol
Young Xehanort was one of the first ones I beat but even he is hard af lol
Yeah he is lol. I think those two are probably my favorites
BBut Yeah, I beat everyone but Yozora. By that point I just couldn't anymore
I wanna fight Xion. That fight looks so badass.
But I cant beat these other guys
I remember that one being a struggle
Saix was the bane of my existence iirc
Think I tried once and he whooped my ass. Hes one of the easier bosses in KH2 so maybe Square wanted to change it here lol.
Yeah probably lol. Honestly I think only Marluxia and Young Xehanort are manageable without getting exhausted
Every time I see Hunter Schaffer, I have to catch myself and say “Look, I know what your eyes are seeing deceives you, but that is ultimately a very pretty man.”
Ha- u gay
Every time I see Hunter Schaffer, I have to catch myself and say “Look, I know what your eyes are seeing deceives you, but that is ultimately a very pretty man.”
Every time I see Hunter Schaffer, I have to catch myself and say “Look, I know what your eyes are seeing deceives you, but that is ultimately a very pretty man.”
Karma Dark Riku absolutely wrecked me too
Same lol. He was one of the last ones I beat I think
Maybe I’m just being insecure because I find her hot IDK. Does liking people who are biologically women make me gay?
Yes extremely so
This is /s
Do u mean not biologically?
I could never be a real “journalist” because I would just bring up Noam killing a puppy every single question until I got thrown in “jail” for a night until the pussies backed off like always.
Literally Goebbels level propaganda to say stocks are up while being questioned about the President raping children. Just deny reality. Nothing ever happens in America. USA, good time happy time always!
Real
y'all not knowing who Benny Q is. That's sad.
also I love that red Canada jersey. The black maple leaf with gradients on it looks so fucking tuff
It’s so clean. I might legit try to get a Celebrini one.
Our 51st state!!
Oh god. I’ve forgotten about that bullshit because it’s just a constant stream of dogshit from these people.
There’s a non-zero chance Simeone is a mod on soccercirclejerk lmao.
Hi
Hey. Brony was here.
Ew
If he shows up again imma ban him
If they unban him I’m blocking him up to satty at the end ot the day
How was state of play
New castlevania and mgs4 on modern consoles so good
God of war trilogy remake from what I saw
State of ghey
Switzerland has actually played really well in spells but it doesn’t matter. They’re getting bodied lol
Yeah it’s fucking ridiculous the ease Canada just score after every good Switzerland spell
I wasn’t able to watch the SOP but it looked like a good one. Is Townfall a full Silent Hill game?
When Sunderland scored, I literally lost over half my points instantly lol
They didn’t score?
He means brentford
Are gooners gonna lose a one horse race?
Harbyyy
Our prince is back
Sebulba shaking right now
Jimmy and Harby. In this same FM save, Sean Dyche is at Las Palmas lol. Just fucking imagine hearing Sean Dyche trying to yell Spanish in your ear for 90 minutes lmao
😂😂
“Fackin… Co-mo es-tess. Mi Ahmoo Sean”
Get the bloody pelota hijos
“How the fook do you say lads in Spanish?”
Parque the autobus amigos
Lmaooo
Werk done
Twerk
It is hard twerk indeed
Twerkin washes away stress
I gotta still go fetch the gf’s valentine’s day gift from the post tonight.
I just wanna lie down and play vidya
“My good friend ben quadinaros, we all love him folks… We really do… You know, Awful Anakin cheated in that race… Used the force, everyone is saying… That he did use it. Don’t shoot the messenger. His friend QAnon Qui Gon, rigged the race, STOP THE STEAL”
SHOWED? The dude was fucking sundowning DURING the campaign. I’ll truly never believe he actually won this election. He ran the worst campaign of all time yet won all the swing states. It’s not statistically possible.
I can’t believe its just over a year- we are fked unless he dies suddenly
Or the Republicans see they’re going to get absolutely murdered in the midterms and try to grow a spine.
It seems to be slowly happening
Because they realized that having the entire government being run by podcasters, while good for their pockets, is not good for their sustained overall need to actually be in a position of power to abuse lol
Yeah- shit is out of control.
I hope a lot get voted out
If I’m being honest, the chance of the election being real is basically zero though.
I hope so- it was definitely a lot of illegal tampering with musk etc though either way
I could never be a real journalist. I would just bring up the fact Pam Bondi shot a puppy every single fucking question.
Yeah, sorry. I get mixed up which blonde MAGA face lab produced soulless bitch bimbo is which.
So many garbage humans running (ruining) the country
I finally did the new IOS update and this shit be looking fucking weird
Liquid glass
It’s awful
And the message noti prompts wtf
Im old because I don’t like it lol
I guess I am too then
Phew
Don’t worry franky if he shows up again it’s immediate ban hammer. He’s not welcome here ever.
Thank lawd
I could ban now but I don’t wanna scroll
I bought flowers and chocolate so should be good- also lingerie but will probably be interpreted as gift for me so ill just randomly slip that into rotation over weekend lol
Our government really is just fucking running damage control from nepo retards causing scandals because they’re podcasters. We almost got into an air space fight with Mexico because Hegseth was drinking kn the job again.
Seriously out there cheerleading pardoning nfl guys when Bondi about to be impeached
But the DOW Jones is up 50K!!!!!
STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!
U obvs have trump derangement syndrome bro
I don’t even think of Valentine’s day as Valentine’s day because it’s my dad’s birthday lol
He sexy
My throat is bothering me right now, and it's worrying me that I may have covid again.
I would use a test kit, but I gave my last ones to my roommate when she was sick days ago, and because she's so brainrotted she wasted them, never getting clear read since she didn't know what the fuck she was doing.
I would go to cvs, but my car is fucked, also because of her.
If I am sick i am going to be pissed.
I hate my roommates more and more with each passing day.
Lmao. I mashed that decline offer button with ZERO hesitation. I just had a near invincible season with Monaco against a PSG team that has a Mbappe/Kane striker pairing. Why on earth would I leave mid title race the next season to go coach your fucking shit club?
Damn bro why is Kane always the one striker making these weird ass moves in FM or Fifa career
PSG is so over powered in this save dude. They have a strike partnership of Mbappe/Kane and their midfield has Kimmich and De Bruyne. I had a damn near invincible season (1 loss 5 draws) and still only won by 4 points.
Congratz that qualifies you for the Spurs job
In my head cannon, my guy is waiting for a big Italian job to open. I think 4-2-2-2 gegenpress would make the Italian league crumble.
Trump Derangement Syndrome might be my least liked phrase ever. Yes, we have mental issues because we think this fucking horrible person is indeed a piece of shit. As soon as somebody whips that out, they might as well just kill themselves Jonestown style at that point. Cult behavior.
Also, Nicolas Tagliafico is at Yanited and I smacked them 5-1 in the group stage of the CL.
Nice
it might sound wrong and odd but I think getting Resident Evil 9 for the Switch 2 is the most financially worthwhile purchase of all platforms
No
it gets me RE7, RE8 and RE9 for $65
elswhere RE9 alone is $70
I know
Ganacho is the type of player there are 500 of at shitty mid table La Liga teams. If you told me he’s playing for Real Zaragoza in 2 years I’d 1000% believe you.
Delap is the kind of shit tier striker that bumbles around the Championship and League 1 for his entire career.
I think it's funny that I was also a brony(cringe) and none of you guys have ever called me that despite him being the one to invite me here.
We would have let the Brony stuff slide if he wasn’t also one of the most cringe people I’ve ever seen. You’re not a Brony and also threatening Bank Tellers with Claymores.
And I wish it was the explosive kind claymore at least that would run in current world but the fucking medieval sword he can’t even lift with his puny arms
Dude, you can't even fit that through the door.
Nope
if he comes back I leave
Also, while Pear might be a Brony, I don’t really think of him as that because he hardly mentions it. Legit don’t think I’ve ever seen him talk about it here in any depth.
I mean he answered thatin his comment ”was”
I misread his comment lol. But still, even back when he would have been one, I can’t really remember him mentioning it here.
TBF Stray had a strict rule you couldn't talk about anything Brony related lol
I wonder because of who
It's a such a minor part of my identity I barely care to mention it.
I like other stuff too, because I'm not obsessive like that lol.
Besides, haven't really cared much since the show ending like 6 years ago.
Bro had a pony pfp sati
we watched terminator salvation
It was not terminator 3 and had the goat Jake Sully’s actor in it but Sam was not as good as he is as the goat Jake Sully here
how the actual fuck is anyone supposed to defend against that Canada power play
Reinhardt/McDavid/Crosby/Mckinnon/Makar is a fucking disgusting line lmao
It’s literally stupid how op it is
Imagine being some random German 3rd liner and you have to go against a line of Marner/Crosby/Stone lmao. This team is absurdly stacked.
Also Suzuki looking every shift like “Wait, it’s this fucking easy to be line mates with McDavid?”
Dude it came out this morning that during the summer the Finnish players had thrown in the idea to bring Paul Maurice into the coaching staff or the head coach for our team for these olympics and Maurice was even open to the idea but OUR FUCKING FEDERATION TOOK IT NOWHERE and then gave Pennanen a new deal 😭
We could have been cooking so hard this tourney. Just look at fucking Italy with our frmer coach who won a bunch of championships with Liiga bois against NHL heavy Russia, Sweden, Canada and USA sides and won the last olympics. Italy is not this good. Coach makes such a fucking difference
At least we beat Sweden like in 4 nations
The extent to which I would consider myself a brony would be that the show was surprisingly good, with fun characters and comics.
The community was friendly(if you ignore the nazis and creeps it attracted), and the fan creations fed my interest in art as something I wanted to pursue.
I've seen so many people make being a fan their entire identity, to the point where there's one guy I banned on EQD when I was a mod who is still upset how the show ended and buying twitter ads to complain about it.
That's way too cringe for me to associate with lol, and I haven't really cared to. It was fun, but I there's other things more worth my time.
Making anything you enjoy your whole personality is mega cringe. Regardless of if it’s rock climbing, watching a TV show or getting tattoos. Like I love Silent Hill but imagine if liking Silent Hill 3 was my whole personality.
Could be worse.
Could be the Silent Hill foreskin guy.
I watched a 4 hour video on that once. I don’t wanna talk about it. There’s too much lore there.
I also absolutely love the small rinks in these olympics, usually international hockey has such huge ones. This is so much more entertaining
Pear trying to up his status by impersonating Jimmy
SAD!!!
lol this team just isn’t fair
Slot on Arsenal
They play such shit football god I hope they choke
pp for canada this gonna be fun
Team Canada is a team I would make in NHL 07 when I would turn off salary cap and force trades. This team is ungodly stacked lol
I feel so blessed being able to witness this. This shit should not be allowed to play lol
vadee’s boi on a breakthrough there
The NHL defenders that are bad people have to defend this power play in hell for all of eternity lol.
Yes lmao
Did u guys ever play nhl blitz i think it was where u could have like a pharoh on u team etc- shit was wild
NFL Blitz the League where you can buy hookers and give your players roids was a certified hood classic
Sorry, sex workers.
Lol waot was probably hitz
Yeah, I misread it. The NHL version was called NHL Hitz. Never played it but NFL Blitz was my jam in the day
Hitz was fire me n my bro played a lot
I haven’t played an NHL game in so long but Ovechkin was a literal god in NHL 08. Like literally felt like he had a 1000 rating
So basically every other Olympics hockey team is like…. Fk it we ball? Errr puck
Italian dudes being like “Eh what the fuck is-a-this?”
They got our GOAT coach so they gucci
Harby yalls skier girl thicc but like she lives in murica fat
lol
Yo she strsight skied into the back after her run- we were dying
Akira Schmid being the Swiss goalie is pretty desperate
He’s been great so far
Insane save on Crosby
@catboyveterinarian:disqus I apologize I didn't know beforehand
In that case, another fumble on our GM for replacing him with 35 y/o Markstrom
This line is producing fucking art
McDavid is so locked in it’s actually terrifying lol
Celebrini too
My boy is thriving playin with actual defensemen lol
I feel bad because I fell asleep and never got to reply to Brony
There’s no way they’re not going all the way. USA is no match to this even though they stacked too
Yeah, our team is really great but we’re not “Reinhardt on the fucking 4th line great”
We got Jack Hughes on the 4th line
The larger Olympic rink makes it harder compared to 4 nations because Canada has much better skaters
Like wtf how is it possible to have that kind of depth 😭
Well that was effortless. Bruh this third line is stupid lmao
Right? Literally all switzerland snap your fingers and Canada is at the other end and the puck is in the back of the net lol
Canada just has better skaters than everyone too. It allows them to win every puck damn near.
I think they just changed the rules for that this year
Let me meme in peace without logic ok Vadee
Not even a yellow card. He touched the puck SMHMH.
IDK what the skating equivalent of jogging is but Marner was literally not even doing that and he still got there first lol
Can’t do anything but laugh at this
Yeah its over. Its up to the US to beat this team
On principle, I have to root against the US.
Good man
They’re not beating this beast
Not even kidding, 4 Nations might be more competitive than the Olympics
Celebrini/Mcdavid/McKinnon might be more broken in real life than in a game lol
Celebrini isn't even playing center because they have Crosby and Horvat lmao
Literally 32/32 teams have Horvat on their first power play and he’s not even the best PP player on their second unit lmao. Shit is unreal loaded.
Bro, how does Celebrini’s goal look fast in slo motion lol. He fucking ripped that hoe.
How much fucking money is on that Canada bench good lord.
FuFuck I work on national steakburger day
Oh no
I work at a place doing a 1 dollar steakburger deal for it. It's gonna be busy and imma have to throw away trash and shit ton of stuff besides dishes.
WWhy Are there dumb holidays like national steakburger day
SSave Me harby
Because murica
When I did cross guard duty there was a national cross guard day
What do yall think about centrism?
it would be the ideal thought process but people mistake "middle of the road" with "on the fence"
Because you’re assuming that one side wants all the good things of their side and the other offers only the good things about being conservative.
There’s not a single conservative in America that actually believes in a traditional right wing ideology. They all just want to be racist and pretend the economy matters even though they destroy it every single time.
that's where "ideal" comes into place. Human stupidity ruins the theories.
The “ideal” cannot physically exist. You want a socially liberal society with conservative economic policies that don’t systemically help people nor save money.
It’s a fucking fallacy.
II Think that a lotta people like to pretend to be centrist to hide what they actually believe so yhey don't argue witg people.
I think that the argument both sides have good people falls apart when one side has nazis
I see people share around that "centrism fan" account on Twitter fairly often, and I'm just like… being a fan sounds pretty cringe.
AAgreed
I mentioned to someone that I didn't like liberals all that much, and they asked me if I was a centrist.
I was grossed out by that tbh lol.
politics is such an idiotic subject matter that the word "liberal" can mean right wing in a country and left wing in another.
Politics can be headache when no one shares the same definition of what anything even means.
How is anyone supposed to agree on anything when the words themselves are a point of contention?
To be fair, Trump supporters don’t know the words and don’t care either.
Trump supporters are funny like that.
Or they would be if they were just a fringe cult.
I actually miss the days where the biggest controversy that divided nations was if the dress was blue and black or white and gold
America has always been this stupid and divided. Trump is a symptom, not the disease.
It's valid. Maybe not in the USA, but elsewhere it is.
There’s no political spectrum in the US. It’s either slightly right wing or literal Fascism. That’s it.
I mean here it's pretty much left-wing and centre but there are some very small right-wing groups that everyone usually just laughs at I guess.
There’s no political spectrum in the US. It’s either slightly right wing or literal Fascism. That’s it.
In Australia we generally rotate who is in power fairly regularly (when their own party don't stab them in the back and fire them first anyway).
Liberals (right side here) are good at saving money, poor at benefitting the people. Labor (left side here) are good at doing stuff for people but really bad at budgeting. We need to alternate to get both positives in balance.
About as much as the “I don’t like politics” crowd. Which is to say I hate everyone.
Any ism is dumb. People need to stop boxing themselves into political categories. Even centrism which suppossedly is middle of the road gets up it's own ass as we've seen
I suppose people simply have the need for labels and categories.
people need heroes and tribes to feel included. If you got shit to do and stuff to worry about you rarely engage passionately on politics
I can be rather passionate at times, though I've always had a distaste for authority. Particular the abusive and corrupt kind.
For myself, I'd like to leave some impact on the world.
Leave it a better place than when I arrived.
Yelling online however only seems to raise one's blood pressure.
oh you don't need a political spectrum to be against corruption and tyranny. That shit is sadly on both ends. You just need to be a decent fucking person.
Yeah apparently. Maybe as someone that's never understood the appeal of sports I just don't really get it. I've seen self-righteous people being annoying or extreme with every label, not just the perceived "good" or "bad" ones
I specifically mean identifying yourself as one of those btw. It's just a new form of tribalism
Fall and see deez nuts on ya chin
My sister's baby calls me backdoor
She's trying to call you Tractor, but the syllables confuse her.
ShShe knows my real name
It's a nickname.
It's a sign of endearment.
AAwww
II Label karma a dork
Dorkism
A dork is a whale's penis.
Aya was low key bullying us
It's sometimes more annoying to be mildly under the weather than full blown sick. Oh well, hopefully it goes away tomorrow
OOh When I say it it's dorkism when aya says it, it's cute. Why do you hate dougie?
PPear And me should become green arrow and red arrow. But old school them and take out the corrupt
One issue we'll call green lantern racist
Which lantern? Guy Gardener?
NNo Again hal Jordan. That was a bad period for him he also dated a 14 year old around then.
Yes her species matures at that age but fuck you hal you dated a 14 year old
That's no good.
SoSomeone at DC at the time really hated hal. He ended up becoming a villain called parallax. Which was later retconned
Apparently Deathstroke is also sus af.
YYup very creepy.
Gross harby farted so loud I felt it rumble
the principle to be followed is NGLTP
No Green Lantern, Tis Parralax?
Hal Jordan fans get this
Now Go Lick Tim's Penis?
Tim needs to stop putting it in people's face
Flip flop, lick the cock
Tim likes this comment
FFINNISH HUMAN HYBRID TURTLES FINNISH HUMAN HYBRID TURTLES
HARBY IN A HALF SHELL FINNISH POWER
To be fair, that is literally the point of the “character” all my reviews have hyperbolized jokes. You can tell how much I like something by how few jokes I can make about hyperbolizing the game’s problems for comedy lol
I googled because was gonna use translate to make your name in Spanish but saw that
Satty once visited a site I owned, and one of my friends who I'd made a mod genuinely asked me if they a trouble maker because of their username.
Lol, I vaguely remember that.
It was back when Disqus had channels, like 8 years ago lol
Lol
NNah Man. DDP was like 40 during his world title run.
Also, I made sure I wrote and performed my own song so that I can’t get def rebeled.
IIt's Actually legit funny last years royal rumble I barely knew who was coming out because the themes were all so generic
That’s what everyone said lol. They didn’t know who was coming out because everyone had the same theme lol
Pete Hegseth looks like he comments “hella hot pic” on 16 year old girls instagram accounts.
I'm sure he actually has numerous times
Decided to reinstall fallout 1. Got through vault 15 just fine cuz I wanted some gear, but then my companion Ian, who I gave an smg, ended up hitting a critical miss and shot me full of lead. I died because of him got sent back to my last save in Shady Sands.
How is fallout 1?
Fun.
only issue is the text is awfully small on modern displays.
Strains my eyes a bit.
Would love a remaster that at least let's me zoom in.
WH40K Dawn of War got a remaster recently that looks great.
I tried the classic version briefly but it felt so claustrophobic.
HHopefully Fallout games get remastered for everything
I've been going through Tim Cain's YT channel lately which has been a great resource, and there he said while a lot of people would probably love it, the subject was tricky for him, so I don't think it's coming anytime soon. https://youtu.be/HDGmxE_G5PI?si=eUGyeYQpYBotuAdP
TThat Sucks and is unfortunate
HHarby Never buys me ps5s. He hates me
I wanna play Arlham Knight or KH2 but I have some brain fog today. Maybe it's time I catch up on shows
Watch my hero macadamia
I need to finish the last season
I figured
Arlham?
Arlham city is good too
ArlHam Knight. Brave Warrior of the Round Eye Roast Table.
Harb Cheney
Also JJK is good again. The Kill Bill episode was fire
I need to start that
I missed all the fun disqussions today
II Blame harby
I bought a TV from Walmart for $300 because it was just meant as a back up but I don't like it. Do you think it's worth spending $900 for a better one? They told me to buy one for $500 to $600 but there's nothing noticeable better under $900.
Definitely worth spending I think
thank you
I don't even want the $900 TV that much though. The one I want is $1300 but I'm not sure if it's worth paying 4x the price.
The only show I actively want to catch up on now is Frieren but that feels like a saturday morning show so idk what to do
NNot Counting live action, but I don't feel like watching hour long episodes today
I don't really have anything to watch either (besides Mushoku Tensei but I don't want to watch it because it's so good) I always clear my backlog by binging everything in December.
WWork Time. Hopefully my anxiety doesn't make this a shit day
Sorry. I hope it goes well.
I lied I'll play KH2 for a bit until I feel like watching a movie or something
Personally, I won’t be joining up. I won’t make it, I know how to hold a gun properly.
My GF broke up with me a week before Valenines day. I guess thats life.
I wonder if Satty would love Mewgenics or hate it.
Tactical role playing rogue like life sim.
Bruh, that’s just real life. Fuck outta here.
I mean I guess if your life is based around managing a cat eugenics program to create the perfect mutant breed for monster killing then sure.
I guess that does answer a few questions about your free time and cat harem though.
I needed this laugh
If you want a real review of Badlands, I thought it was pretty great overall. It’s a story about the Predators overcoming their biggest hunt yet: confronting toxic masculinity.
But on the real, I like the characters and interactions, the CGI and world building is super cool, some great set pieces with good direction and while the over arching story is kind of generic, I like the idea of seeing the Predators hunting something other than humans and their traditions etc.
Overall very enjoyable, I like the overall themes and I can’t exactly complain about finally getting something watchable in this franchise.
Nah, felt like the director was auditioning for a Marvel movie. If it was “insert any random alien”, then yeah, solid movie.
Tight game but we got it over the line against Italy
Italy is like… Oddly good? Lol. They almost came back against Sweden despite them having like 56 shots lol
Some of the segments in this era are legit unhinged and like abstract humor. The cut to there being a broadcaster in the house where he’s sitting with a gun is so fucking funny lol
LLike Sunny fucking Elmo. I never saw that until recently
Also Harby, Sweden dropped to where they’d have to play USA or Canada first round of the knockouts.
Yes sati this is like christmas to me lol
I figured.
Harbane
Harby is a gun
Always good when the official white house page is dropping racial slurs on main. This country is fucking disgusting
Also, I’m still working on my story that I started. I just haven’t been writing all the much the last 2 weeks
I’m kinda just now realizing how silly the concept of a WWE game is. Like you’re competing mechanically like it’s a real fight when it would be scripted if it was actual wrestling lol
That's why I like that now your graded for how exciting yhe match is. Like I've lost matches because I wanted a cool ending and it backfired
TBF, I haven’t played a wrestling game since like SvR 2008 lol
They play it safe but still fun
So is Townfall supposed to be the next mainline Silent Hill game? I'm gonna be honest, as much as like the two recent SH games, not a fan of making it an annual thing. Leave it to Konami to make boneheaded decisions I guess
We literally didn’t get a mainline SH game for almost a decade before 2 remake so IDK why you’re acting like it’s oversaturated lol
Facts
Like, I get what he’s saying, I definitely don’t want a new one every year, but they’d be absolutely stupid not to capitalize on the momentum of Silent Hill F and 2 remake.
I mean I would prefer a new one every 2 years or so, like what Capcom does with RE. Making things annual will turn things into Assassins Creed and COD
The reason why AC and COD are oversaturated is not because they’re annual. It’s because they never change. Silent Hill F and SH2 are completely different games.
Fatigue can also set in as well
These ants built a hill around a discarded blunt filter in my front yard and in my head cannon, they saw it fall from the mouth of the Titans and dedicated their lives to worshipping it lol
This is now canon
I hate valentine's day
It’s just my dad’s birthday to me tbh. But I wish I jad a girl to buy flowers for
I let the loneliness of it get to me and had suicidal thoughts last night. I'm better now but I am mad at myself for letting it get like thar
I get it. I might not show it but I’m still not over cutting off my friend. Stay strong
It's just starting to feel impossible and I gotta accept being alone
II Hope silver gets good pokeyman cards
Hockey olympics have been meh so far, too many countries that have no business being here. We're all just waiting for US vs Canada
I mean, you can’t force Italy to have better hockey players lol
Also blame Russia for being evil. They would surely do better than most of these teams if they were allowed
Go Canada 🇨🇦 ❤️
They're probably gonna win anyway and Canadian media will be unbearable. They gotta milk it as much as possible since a Canadian team will never win another Cup
Imagine how unbearable trump will be if the US wins, or loses
So just an average day then. He’s just gonna be insufferable no matter what?
YYup. Why can't he ever just shut the fuck up
He'll probably make an unhinged tweet because someone will remind him the olympics are going on and get back to gaslighting about the Epstein files
He’ll just scream about anybody using their first amendment right to criticize him needs to be jailed. While they’re in another country
I saw a clip of a problem trump podcast saying you are actually cool if you're on the list because you could party
Didn't someone on his staff try to claim he was actually an undercover agent trying to expose Epstein and it immediately blew up in his face
That was the massive cope from Republicans. That he wasn’t actually friends with Epstein. Their cult leader President can do no wrong.
All these podcasts are just Russian psy ops. It’s incredibly obvious it’s just proaganda. No normal humans think raping teenage girls means you’re cool.
Just look at Joe Rogan. For years that dude talked and talked about conspiracies and the government hiding things from you and now he just flat out defends pedophilia. It’s all Russian sponsored propaganda.
Anyway, I'm almost done with Silksong at last I think. Not sure how much is left but I need to get through this last part which will unlock I assume the home stretch.
I love how the kid who won us Brazil's first ever medal has the most Norwegian surname possible
Y’all don’t have mountains?
We have like one town in the whole of Brazil with two inches of snow a year
Ah yes, the thing that’s making everyone in America broke… 5 dollar costco chickens you can get at least 2 meals out of…
I like how they ignore the real problems people are going through and choose a random item to act like is a huge waste of money. They wanna make those gens look bad instead of addressing real societal problems
Some Americans will literally do anything to avoid blaming rich people for why everything fucking sucks while we have “journalists”
Writing shit like this
I get existential dread at the thought that somebody had to discover and explore Antarctica. Like imagine bing jn the 1800’s and you have zero clue what’s out there. It’s just freezing unknown ice for miles and miles.
LLol
Pear let's but chicken and feast like kings
BBuy
Lots of good games coming out this year
DDamn Woke harby. He feasts on rotisserie chicken and baguettes while we struggle
Like just look at some of the articles that get written about Trump “Trump shows some signs of cognitive decline” on a video where he is babbling so incoherently that it would get 60 days of coverage on Fox News if it was Biden. The media is just as culpable if not more for Trump than anybody. They want him to be President because writing articles about how Biden fell asleep and ate ice cream doesn’t hit as hard as “Trump literally bombs a country to cover up for being a pedophile”
I hate how we have to wait another month for NFL FA and then another month after that for the draft. Give me Caleb Downs already
I wish I was invested in something even half as much as sports people are invested in sport
Start watching some games. NBA and NHL seasons are still going on and playoffs are in 2 months. Baseball starts next month although we'll be witnessing a D*dgers 3-peat
Sports just doesn't interest me. I also don't like the camera work. Every time I try to watch a sport I get bored
Yeah I feel that, I would say maybe start watching a local team or player you like or something to get invested.
Like of all the fucking things rotisserie chicken??? At least avocado toast is actually kinda bougie. A rotisserie chicken is literally less than buying raw chicken breasts. I don’t get it lol
Harbougie
I mean, I wasn’t really aware that I was contributing to wealth inequality by eating a bird that was domesticated for the peasant class to have food lol
Also, Dunkin coffee is a joke too. Nearly $5 for a latte that just tasted like milk
How dare you, murica runs on dunkin
That Dunkin ad in the super bowl made me never want to go there. But not that I would, there aren’t even any out here.
And no, I’m not defending Biden being a senile old fuck either BTW. I’m just saying it’s like they just put blindfolds on when Trump acts like he’s sundowning on live TV but if Biden stumbled over a word it was national news for the next week and a half straight.
Nasty satty defending bumbling biden. People are saying you're very nasty. What a nasty thing to say. Trump is the most mentally fit president everyone is saying
The blatant proaganda when Bondi gets asked questions like that is so disturbing. Like “no, ignore your eyes, he’s actually shredded. You’re just woke” anti-reality death cult. Like I’ve been saying.
We're fucked
I joked but we’re literally one degree of separation away from the 30 Rock “North Korea always sunny, Good time happy time always”!
At least the dow is up
“We manipulated the market with tariffs and won our own game! Be HAPPY! Did you even say T H A N K Y O U?
I joked but we’re literally one degree of separation away from the 30 Rock “North Korea always sunny, Good time happy time always”!
I want a rotisserie chicken
Hilary the hawk. I imagine her dressed as hawk girl fighting the patriarchy
I love doubles mixed figure skating because the girls always let the guys just bury their face in their tits at the end because there ain’t a straight guy in that entire competition.
WWhy Are y0u such a homophobic person?
It’s not homophobic, I’m happy his boyfriend was crying for him in the stands.
This isn’t a bit by the way. It literally happened lol.
AAwww
It was cute tbh
Sorry, I’ve been punching down a bit on the jokes lol.
So dating advice from someone who never been on a date. Bring her a rotisserie chicken as a power move and gut healthy drinks. She will think you're rich
“Oh yeah baby, you wanna hear something? I got a whole costco rotisserie chicken AND Kambucha at home.”
I also haveca refrigerator to put it in gurl
FINNISH HUMAN HYBRID TURTLE
FINNISH HUMAN HYBRID TURTLE
HARBY IN HALF SHELL
TURTLE POWER
I had a classic Satty dream last night
DDid You see a painting of yourself on fire with bleeding eyes?
No. I was at a DnD night with my friend but a hot girl wanted to join so I was being nice to her as the DM so she could learn and my friend said “I didn’t know your class was white Knight” which is absolutely the way my brain works when I’m awake so it’s hilarious how it works that way when I’m asleep too
And it was like a full ass short story lol
White knight satty
The dream ended with me getting her number and then we did a dance scene and I wish I was making that up lol.
Episode title dungeons and dancing the white knight chronicles
It was basically based on something that actually happened. I was absolutely fucking hammered at this bar (thanks Amber for making me do fucking Irish car bombs)
And there was a comic shop in the shame shopping center as the bar and this guy was outside and I kinda knew him because he ran the trivia nights. He was like “Hey you know how to play DnD and I think I said “Never played it but I beat Final Fantasy 1” and they were like “Can you be a cleric for us” and I was drunk so sure. They were in the back of the comic shop playing DnD. And I think the first thing I asked because we were in a tavern was “What do I have to roll to successfully hit on the bartender?” And they were like “Just heal ok?”
I doxxed my friend. Whatever.
Dang I missed it because I was watching the baby
Harby is a 🐢
How do you allow a goal from a shot mid ice
By not being very good
To be fair to the goalie, they painted the entire boards black, so how the fuck was he supposed to see it from far away. We shouldn’t trust Italy to make ice rinks again.
Also, it did take a deflection off his own defensemen. Probably should have had it but the ice level view makes me way more sympathetic. Legit disappears against the stupid ass dark boards right where he releases it from
Apparently a squirrel decided my car engine waa the perfect spot to build a nest, and it fucked up my car in the process
What a dick
Is he nuts? 😎
Winner gets Greenland
How come Russian athletes are competing in other events without their flag but not hockey?
Jack Hughes goal
II'm Gonna be offline like a week. My mental health got really bad. Gonna message my therapist tomorrow because she said she was busy today when we talked earlier.
I hate every single person turning on BF6 and apologizing to COD etc. now because of the S2 announcement. This game always garbage you fucking idiots but you're not allowed to say the truth without getting dogpiled.
I’m sorry spiffy. Let people live in the simulacrum.
Also, I think we all meed to look at ourselves and tell Hollywood that two stars trying to act like they’re madly in love with each other for publicity isn’t a thing that should happen. Remember when everyone was like “Oh it’s cute Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson fell in love on set.
FAKE
Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi did not suddenly get obsessed with each other. At best they trauma bonded.
Hi
We’ve won 3 bronze medals so far this olympics
Stop the count
And yet we are ahead of you with a gold. Somefuckinghow
She did Iron Man 2 esque entrance after her husband died
I saw a video of Bautista’s WWE entrance with the pyro and the top comment was “Erika Kirk when her husband gets murdered” lol
The ig name was so retarded i missed it at first
Netflix doing a documentary to prove it wasn’t their fault the Stranger Things finale was a joke is crazy work lmao
I couldn’t take Wuthering Heights seriously even if it was good. There were no girls who looked as good as Margot Robbie in the 1800’s. If a girl like her did exist, 15 royal families would spend decades fighting wars over who gets to force her to marry them
So they should have cast a drug addict off the streets is your take
They should have hired an actress who isn’t a sex symbol is what I’m saying lol. Believe it or not, they do exist.
Adam Slither considering abolishing the draft and letting rookies instead hit FA when they declare is so fucking dumb but I guess thats what the NBA would want, to become the MLB
“Why yes, we’d love every single young star to play for the Lakers, how can you tell?”
Hearing the national announcers glazing Macklin 😭😭😭 Our boy is truly a superstar.
Timo becoming a force for Switzerland after being shackled to dump and chase hockey on the Devils
Tom Wilson getting a Gordy Howe hat trick at the Olympics lmao
I mean, I know it’s France but good lord this Canada team is unbelievable lol.
Long gone are the days of Lecavalier and Lemieux.
I used to get Vinny Lecavlier in every skngle franchise mode in NHL when I was a kid just because I loved hearing the announcer say “Lecavalier”
And also he was a monster kn the Lightning. He was always like 90+ rated in the 2000’s.
I thought he was in the HOF because of that but I guess not
I would have guessed he was too but I guess not.
Imagine being so stacked you have to put Celebrini on the wing because you have too many centers lol
I don’t know if there’s a specific term for it but Victorian era photography is one of my biggest fears. My god it’s so fucking creepy. Any time they play like old projections from the 20’s or some shit it makes me so unsettled. They have all these old movies from the 20’s on Max and I’m like “fuck no”
Also the Titanic wreck? Fucking creeps me out so much. But there’s a specific name for that fear already, submechaniphobia
Play the house in fata morgana
I’m absolutely terrified of new Knight ep spoikers. This is the big set piece ep and I have to make do 8h at work without looking at my socials 😭
Yeah spoilers are pretty annoying. For a while there some dude kept spoiling Fallout episodes for me ><
I’m betting Garby
There is a jousting match and medevil shenanigans
The English version of Samuel is heavily localized for American audiences with Best Buy over Boulanger, Miami over Nice etc. but they replaced Zidane with Landon Donovan and I can't imagine most Americans kids even knowing who he is.
Wait they force women on ultimate team?
God this was horrible timing to get sick
I haven’t been sick in so long
Same. This wouldn't even be that big a deal if I just had more time to get stuff done. It feels like severe allergies with extra steps
Twitter is down. Elon must have asked Grok “make sure everybody loves me” and it malfunctioned.
Oh it was only for a few thousand users. I’m sure the one real human that was affected is very upset.
Growing up is realizing that the DOW wasn’t even up 50K at the point Pam Bondi mentioned it.
I miss the TL notes we would get in old fan subs. Someone watching Kingdom would have so many things go over their head unless they're already familiar with anime or Japanese culture.
Yes Jimmy I basically stopped playing because of that (and market changes). Why would I pay to open packs full of players I've never heard of with arbitrary stats?
It's worse than the old PES games with made up players because they didn't have all the licensing rights.
What do you mean you don’t wanna play with Zidan and Robert C. Arlos
Shows like Kingdom and Vinland Saga should mix in more episodic fable like episodes. I noticed Three Kingdoms and sometimes Fat/ do that well.
DPC: I like the rain. It has never bothered me since I grew up in Seattle.
Same, it's cozy when you're inside
Ok, maybe “grew up” there is a stretch. I lived there from first to 4th grade but whatever.
I don’t think “spent some of my formative years there” rolls off the tongue the same.
Honestly, Washington is the only state I would be fine with living in over California. Everywhere else I’ve been pales in comparison to these two states.
New England area is nice.
Cape Cod is (where I spent my summers growing up with my butler and chauffeur) but I’d rather live in downtown New Jersey off the turnpike than Bawston
I watched like 3 eps of a knight of the seven kingdoms yesterday since I was too sick by that point to do anything else. I really like it, could have done without the shitting and pissing scenes thos
Stupid shounen violence in Kingdom is so scary but along with Naruto it's also one of the only shounen series with mass murder
There's also Ghost Hunt, but that's like a procedural kinda thing and I don't remember it being that scary
Is Devilman considered scary? I don't know of it can compared to western slashers but generally all the good "horror" anime are psychological like Perfect Blue.
I think Kara no Kyoukai would be the scariest of it weren't for all the action scenes. It's extremely unsettling.
It's not. Fucked up, not scary
There's not that many horror movies Id call scary either.
Honestly true. The only ones I consider scary are also usually the bad ones
To me, unnerving or suspensful counts as scary. I don’t necessarily think Cure is “scary” but the ending is still absolutely creepy as fuck to me. But it’s so subjective it’s kinda not worth arguing about. You could be afraid of getting sick in a city you’re not familiar with and thus think the exorcist is the scariest movie ever. Meanwhile, I’m afraid of Scorpions so The Scorpion King is the scariest Rock movie for me.
Sil, I have a question
I can't binge most anime anymore without wanting to fall asleep but I don't even realize how many episodes of Kingdom I'm watching because they go by so quickly
RIP Robert Duvall
I get that clapping can be loud and bothersome to people, but holy fuck the insistence people have on snapping fingers instead is so much worse. It's like a sensory thing for me, and gets under my skin way more. I hate it.
Every once in a while I get a wisp of mainstream gaming discourse and I realize why nobody takes gaming seriously.
With just a handful of exceptions, most of my gaming these days is with older titles.
A lot of current stuff, particularly multiplayer really doesn't interest me much if at all.
And if a game has crafting, I'm not even bothering with it.
It’s less about that but my gaming got vastly more enjoyable when I just focused on things I think I would like and filling in the rest with games that I know I like.
It’s insane to me people are still buying COD and Battlefield and games like that and bitching about them sucking. I had zero desire to touch the new AC game and that’s FINE. Mainstream gaming discourse is just people being mad that the most washed franchises suck. AC wasn’t good 15 years ago, why would it magically get better now?
AC was good 15 years ago
Barely.
Its still fine honestly- you just matured which is fine
I mean it's "fine" but it's cookie cutter and most of the content is a waste of time. It was different when the games were 20 hours long as opposed to 50
I liked the ezio games at the time they came out, but the gameplay of the series got stale really fast. Same with Far Cry or any other ubisoft game really.
I did like Far Cry 5, but 4 genuinely bored me near to death.
COD… I have honestly just never cared for. Never liked zombies at all, but my friends were all over it like it was crack. Blech.
Battlefield 6 did actually interest me with their custom games mode, like in old school halo. Wanna try that at some point, but EA is still awful.
I dunno, I think u guys forget not every game is made for incel 30-40 year olds. My kids love AC and their friends as well because its not nearly as hard to play as other games. Shadows sold very well , again its ok for games to be for a different fanbase than just u
You’re not an incrl for not liking corpo slop Jimmy. But my point is that there’s no reason continuing to be mad about something being bad when eventually you should just stop caring and move on.
I liked AC Shadows.
I also like action movies that don't do anything special, what I call Friday night movies, they don't require any real thought or effort they are just entertaining enough to relax to. For me entertainment only needs to be entertaining, it doesn't all have to be groundbreaking works of art.
I liked AC Shadows.
I also like action movies that don't do anything special, what I call Friday night movies, they don't require any real thought or effort they are just entertaining enough to relax to. For me entertainment only needs to be entertaining, it doesn't all have to be groundbreaking works of art.
No i mean people complain like they are the only audience when obviously its one of top ten games sold in 2025
Just because kids like something doesn’t mean it should be purposefully low effort Jimmy.
I like it because it is kid friendly- they enjoy it without getting frustrated and its not super sexualized which is nice- at least shadows and mirage
I mean regardless of the audience it could be better. A lot of the reason people like AC nowadays is because they don't have the perspective of what came before, or they only play like 1 or 2 games anyway and the flaws aren't as notable.
Im sure it could, but yeah a lot other games are difficul for tweens
I’m sorry but playing new games, I doubt there are that many difficult new games not made by Fromsoft.
99% of games hold your hand like a motherfucker these days. I really can’t remember the last AAA game that wasn’t made by Fromsoft I thought was actually hard.
God I’m fucked up today
does everyone just commit internet sex crimes now? do you guys have anything you want to get off your chest?
Instagram has been trying to sell me a Balkan themed mousepad for like a year now.
It's not even a particularly cool design or anything.
Do people buy this stuff?
What happened to the squishy boob mouse pads?
I swear half the shit I see advertised online there’s no way it’s actually making money. Who is buying 3D printed picture books of their iphone pictures? There’s no way that makes money.
Economies of scope.
Yeah a Knight of Seven Kingdoms is great. It's refreshing to have this kind of story/MC in the GOT universe
I officially don’t care though
I need help
Frank help me
I’m lonely and I’ve spent the last hour looking at escorts online
Sorry, sex workers.
I know but still
Whatever. I need to just fucking smack myself.
God. You don’t understand how much I wish I was born gay sometimes. Everything about me indicates I was supposed to be gay and then at the end god sprinkled in a few flakes of liking Vietnamese girls as a prank
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God. You don’t understand how much I wish I was born gay sometimes. Everything about me indicates I was supposed to be gay and then at the end god sprinkled in a few flakes of liking Vietnamese girls as a prank
NRFTW is better than Dark Souls 1 and Bloodborne. Best Souls game and its just EA.
Have you used the Lacquered Bow?
Kinda broke my build
I havent yet man, it looks fun af though. Its crazy how broken so many builds are right now. I wonder how they will balance it for PVP.
It's cool but makes the game pretty easy.
I have flame gem on it then all my armor adds to my fire or burning damage and have a ring that gives me stamina for each hit. If I hit something with 3 of the 4 projectiles it fires then is refunds the full stamina.
On crucible I just spam attack from near the start of a level and it kills like 80% of the enemies on the level then I just walk a bit to find the rest and wipe them out. I finished crucible with it when i was about level 18 I think.
I hope they dont nerf strong builds too much. We need some super bosses or something to compensate for the ridiculous damage we can do.
Strong builds shouldn't get nerfed but I feel like the lacquered bow will be. I haven't even finished the story yet though (just finished Marin Woods) so I can't really comment on bosses other than the ones I've fought so far have taken max 2 tries with this build
The ending of the story is a huge blue balls moment. Absolute tease.
Lamb. Oh well, wonder if they'll finish it more on release.
It just makes me so excited for 1.0 man. This game shaping up to be goated.
No
You havent even played it
When 1.0 comes out youll know its true
No Tets no
It’s not better than Bloodborne. Bloodborne is not only the best Souls like game, it’s also the best non-Lovecraft Lovecraftian story.
Dark Souls 1 is better than Bloodborne. Bloodborne is very 1 dimensional compared to Dark Souls 1.
I’m honestly not about to have this weak ass convo bro. Whatever.
Because you cant lol
I could but I also want to be loved by a woman agin so I’m not wasting the time.
samsies twin
Bro what
hes too twink to have a talk
morning
Like I’m genuinely sick of this being brought up. The only people who want him here are Oface and Spiffy and no offense but they’re the last people we should be making decisions based off their opinions.
I'm sorry I get it but for what it's worth I annoyed Stray with this as well
Kingdom S6 wasn't as good as seasons 3, 4 and 5 and it ended abruptly. It's comparable to the first cour of S4 but S4 aired 6 months straight with an amazing second half while this was a complete 13 episode season.
The quality in this round of the CL is so fucking bad my god.
Overall play in general is bad. Only reason why the PL doesn’t win this every single year is because Real Madrid and Bayern exist.
The PL and every other league are two different sports at this point.
3 of our top Devils players actually looking great when they're not forced to play dump and chase. I'll never forgive this bum ass coach and GM for wasting a year of our core's prime
Karma, Wuthering is an old english word for a bluff that is buffeted by winds. But I the actual location in the story is called Wuthering Heights.
I just look at that word and it reminds me of how Silent Hill Ascension used the word Withering
I’ll never understand how Wout Faes is still at a top level club. He’s genuinely the worst defender I’ve ever seen in the modern PL and he was bad in the Championship lol
UEFA is a joke
OVA/ONAs are better than TV anime at this point
Yeah generally, but we probably get as many of those a year as we get good regular shows
Yes but I just don't think the gap in quality/scope used to be this large before.
I think studios can't keep up with TV scheduling for whatever reason and it's also why we don't see high quality shows like HxH or FMAB air continuously anymore.
What does OVA mean
Pluto, Takopi, Dededede, Look Back there's just nothing comparable
original video animation
I’m not sure how that’s a different distinction to anime
It's like a mini series
Or even a one-off. Sometimes not even movie length
It's not but I mean anime that's released direct to video instead of airing on television. Shows like FLCL, Hellsing Ultimate and LOTGH were OVAs back in the day.
I don't understand why everyone here dislikes Brony. He's not a bad person at all despite whatever may have happened in the past. I've only spoken to him once every few months in the past few years and he's always been so nice to me.
If he does end up bothering anyone then just ban him again.
Regardless of what happened in the past (which shouldn't be discounted because he was unhinged), he's just kind of annoying. Don't really see any reason to let him come around
He blackmailed me with his life. Said if I don’t convince stray and puppies he’s not a pedophile he’d kill himself. Then he talked shit about me on some gaming site I stumbled onto coincidentally.
He also wrote a story where bubs and aya and apple have sex when bubs was underage
Like honestly if satty unbanned him I wouldn’t care but I’d block him.
Well you don’t have to worry about that because he’s not getting unbanned.
I don’t think you’ll change your mind but if you ever did which you won’t I’d just block him.
Stop fucking bringing him up. I mean it. First of all, he did things that nobody should do to another person, second of all, he adds fuck all to the conversation. I’d rather pay to have it be dead 95% of the time than listen to that dumb fuck talk about ghost orgies and jousting.
I swear you and Oface want this place to be the most obnoxious wing of the entire internet. Like I said, nobody has ever been banned for no reason here except for me ironically. So just stop.
DK, I’m almost half way through Dawn of Sorrow
How are you liking it?
It’s amazing.
Time to play Heavy Rain
No
Time to play Beyond: 2 Souls
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DK
Yo
IDK if you saw but I’m going to see NIN for my birthday
That’s awesome
My cousin and some friends were going so they invited me to get tickets when they went on sale and we did.
I feel the ds games are underrated even tho they’re well regarded
I only really saw people praise Dawn of Sorrow for being a sequel to everyone’s favorite. Portrait of Ruin especially is massively underrated.
Portrait of ruin absolutely is
Honestly, I think all the DS games are a 9/10
Maybe Portrait is a high 8
For me Ecclesia is a 10. Don’t tell the dp
im taking a break from discord but due to currently being off my anti-depressant med (i’ve run out of pills, trying to get it resolved with my doctor/pharmacy, appears to be a supplier issue) im feeling extra lonely so im looking outside the box for social interaction and i havent chatted here in years but i see DK and Pear are still here, hi DK, and I hope Bubs is doing well, i used to go as “Mayflower train set” a long long time ago though I’ve been using this current name for 4 years so I’m not sure which would be more recognizable ok i should just suck it up and press send already
I hope you feel better
<3
I recently have had some bad mental health days. I am feeling better today. Hope you can feel better too but being off your meds is very hard to deal with. For me I overthink even more and have trouble making decisions and also am overcome with depressed thoughts
I don’t remember anybody with this name but I remember Mayflower
Your name does sound familiar
How dare you. Have you ever played Ocarina? This is my Inigo arc, I own the place in the future.
It's been such a long time. Bub left a while ago (she's doing well I think) but yeah. I don't know if you remember me at all. I hope you're doing well.
your name sounds familiar
thank you
Also, why is silvie hitting me with a Maxi pad?
Its self explanatory
Why because I’m on my period? What does that mean? I’m not acting like I’m on my period lol
I havent played zelda no
Well I own the place now lol
I think everyone will be taking a break from Discord starting next month anyway
That’s the only place I can talk to , atomic, goth friend, Connor, bubs so I am stuck
hug
Bubs is on Discord?
Yessir. I talk to her there
She doin okay?
Unfortunately she’s had a lotta health issues. Been rough on her
I hope they get stuck in a plane together, it crashes and only they’re stuck on an island and have to eat each other to survive
I can't believe that anyone could take health advice from the man who made me learn what felching is seriously.
This man is not a dietician, not a nurse, not a doctor not a medical scientist. He is less qualified to run the department of health than my cousin who just got her basic nurse degree and that’s a fact.
Do I wanna know?
I just googled it and no you dont
Oh god I’m not looking now lol
To be fair he is absolutely jacked for his age he must be doing something right
They’ll both die without a single dose of ultra male vitality by Alex Jones.
Vader play Detroit Become Human please it's good
My memory must be failing because I can't remember the guy who still posts here who lives in Texas but previously lived in Alabama. Do you know him?
How long until Ted Nugent is telling us to drink unpasteurized milk? I give less than a week tbh.
Definitely not.
Also this is a man who had a brain worm die from eating him. He also used to hang out where animals died with his falcon and just ate dead shit
Unsurprising, but still far more wholesome than felching. I mean I don't want to kink-shame, but just no.
There was some journalist that was covering him and they started messaging each other in a more intimate way and her boyfriend who was also a journalist found out, then broke up with her and published a whole bunch of the messages and private stuff. Then she wrote a book about it all. I think.
Pretty sure he never denied any of it either.
I just saw a 3 part podcast about him. It was one called behind the bastards. Only funny thing he ever did was jump in front of cars and play dead so his friends can say omg another dead Kennedy
This is gonna be the first fascist regime to be toppled by heart attacks due to HGH and anabolic steroid use.
Anyway DK watch Takopi I think it'll cheer you up
That's… a choice
What’s it about without spoilers
An alien octopus goes to earth on a mission to spread happiness, meets a child that's been neglected and bullied. Shenanigans happen. It's actually pretty messed up even with the resolution at the end
What is that physique. Bro is built like a goron
Yeah, gear. Just like everyone who who is jacked at that age lol
And Dunkey, before you say anything, my grandpa is like 5 years older than RFK Jr and he loses muscle if he lays kn bed for 4 days straight. All these rich assholes are on gear.
I'm finding myself much more irritated by people lately.
I hate feeling like I'm smarter than everyone else because that's pretentious as fuck, but… the people I'm surrounded by are like terminally brainrotted.
ello Pear
Thinking "I am so smart" is definitely pretentious.
Thinking "90% of people are fucking morons" is just realistic.
TTets Sent a steam friend request for no rest for the wicked btw
I’ve been irritated by coworkers. They will put dishes that are barely dirty next to fucking greasy shit or caramel and fudge. Like yeah saves you two seconds but adds work for me. But they also stack dishes the dumbest way. They also just throw anything in the sink in a way that just angers me
Dude you are not the only one lol
My roommates don't know anything outside of fucking memes, and the apartment reeks of feet. I've been sleeping in my floors private study room on the couch just to have peace.
I keep getting ads for GLP-1’s and I keep screaming at my phone “I CAN’T LOSE ANY MORE WEIGHT”
And now I keep getting Ferrero Rocher ads
I genuinely wish this was only a bit lol
Some guy got arrested for smuggling a little viagra into Hong Kong without a prescription and he went crazy in the airport and started destroying stuff. It's not worth the risk.
I heard harby likes to take viagra and pees upside down
Smuggling anything in Asia is the worst idea
MMan Why do I watch videos with black eyed children stories when it creeps me out so much
Yes Kaa but I think the way it examines relationships/events from different perspectives allows you to contemplate/reminisce about your own experiences in life and feel nostalgic for memories that were otherwise painful so I found it uplifting in a way
The little speech during the epilogue about life in 2016 was the best part. The happian did his job.
Unironically, this will probably spare him punishment. They kinda care if you’re racist in soccer, nobody will care in 2 days if you’re homophobic, half the league is Muslim players who refuse to wear the pro LGBT armbands.
I don’t follow soccer closely but I am quite looking forward to the upcoming Egypt-Iran pride match in Seattle 🥰🏳️🌈
I wish we'd get an OVA anime adaptation for I'm a Terminal Cancer Patient but I'm Fine
Least confusing anime title.
It's because people kept asking her "how are you" and she can't say the truth so she has to say I'm fine. She died shortly after the manga was published though.
WWatch I wanna eat your pancreas
WWe Need someone named gold so we have gold and silver
I need Stephanie Vaquer to suffocate me
With her hands or other parts?
Both
OOh My
Frank could probably beat up karma
Karmsa definitely wouldn't be able to punch frank. His arms are too short to box with god
The actual video of Kid Rock and RFK Jr in the sauna is legitimately one of the fucking gayest things I’ve ever seen.
I hope they fall in love and have to hide it and then it ruins their careers
Pokeymanz
Have ‘t played a new Pokemon game in ages
I still enjoy them. Don't tell karma
Pokemon is one of those things that you either play for familiarity or you ignore. I don’t get what people get so worked up about, you know what you’re getting from any annual franchise.
II Got Z-A
za was goob but otherwise black and white is the best still
When I was a kid I thought undertakers urn had his own ashes or his soul In it
Bought myself a new ski jacket for next week when I'm in CO
Oh Diki idk if you saw, I finished Arkham Knight. I had a good time with it
The deathstroke fight saddens me. But yeah when you're not having tank battles it is th3 bes5 batman sim
IIt really is. Also TIL Scarecrow is the voice of Denethor, wtf
He was also a demon in the DC show legends of tomorrow and a plot point was he sounds like that actor so they actually had the actor record lines to trick the villains
LLol that's good. He's got a pretty menancing voice, perfect for a demon. Or Scarecrow
TTrue. I had to take a few days offline because depression hit me pretty hard but better now
glad your a bit better now :]
Thank you. It was a pretty bad mental health episode so I'm glad I feel better
date
TThe day of the Boston Massacre
ah
we almost same birthday
Noice. Fellow march birthday?
yes
me 8th
gow remaster comin out
not kh tho
if that tells you sumthin
Hmmm. I also never played half life
same
im goin through 100% lego games now maybe try halflife after
When I get a new pc imma play lego batman 1-3
four is comin out
condiment king in it!
i go on walks in woods to help
II Walked to work on Saturday but I just kept almost crying.
why so
BBad Memories flood my head and sad thoughts. Plus my family made me feel like I don't matter.
So karma is a reincarnation of someone who died in the Boston massacre
The P3 MC also so maybe I am emo Jesus
Holy frickin ass balls
or he did it
Omg
:•
He ate them
he evil
Evilest guy I know
no wonder he punished
II NEED IT
ck is best villain ever
I want him to be in a movie. Like even just a cameo as b
Villains batman beat up in a jail cell
im waitin for him in newer comics
absolute condiment king
hope he gets mayo or relish in it
I hope he has mayochup
want fry sauce with that batman mwah ha ha
I relish the opportunity to watch you fry sauce
mayou hum-this
i know you matter
Thank you. Thankfully I'm better now and some friends have made me feel like I matter
i value our frendship
I appreciate that. You've always been super nice to me.
you too :>
TThe God's punished him
thank the lord
I hope harby wakes up early and sees this
sees wha
when Soma yelled “Julius!” I felt that.
hi sit
Hi
how you today
Fine I guess, how are you
good :]
I love Julius mode
Something only turtles can see
birds
Ninja stuff
tmnt?
In my head canon harby is a ninja turtle but he claims he's not
a scallywag he is
He can deny all he wants but we all know
:]
I need to buy a new bag
I love the contrast that the next world after that one is the Pirates world lol, couldn't be more different
I wonder if spike will do the little mermaid level in Kh2 when he plays it
It’s really not a castlevania game until you get to the room where you get absolutely murked by Medusa heads
Facts
Every time I see clocktower in an area name
LET THE SKYYYY FALLLLL
FEEEEELL IT CRUMBLE
FACE IT ALL TOGETHER
My family bought pizza from the really good place. They didn't even ask if I wanted to buy any. Like I know they'll never offer me any but they could have asked me if I wanted to buy my own
God I love that the battle theme is He's a Pirate. 3 didn't do that and it's so much less epic feeling as a result
CChristian/Christian Cage
Lita
ivory
Mick Foley(because people don't remember he was a master psychologist in the ring and could tell a story. People mostly think of his hardcore matches only)
Andre the Giant( because his condition made him become awful)
Abyss
Abyss is probably the GOAT of TNA and he’s still always on underrated lists lol
AAbyss Is low key a great big man. Imo him being a mankind and kane hybrid makes people not see the amount of cool moments he had. But his low point was the hulk hogan ring storyline
I wrote a wrestling promo in the shower this morning.
I've done that lol
I was pretending to be a face comedy midcarder cutting a promo on a main card heel and I said “You think you’re gonna walk in this ring and just wipe the floor with me. Understand it’s not the size of the dog in the fight… It’s the fight in the size of the dog… Or however that saying goes. We all know I’m not good with words but I know what I am good at and that’s giving your ass the scarf cutter on Live on Monday Night Raw”
My other finisher is called the “Missile to Moscow” and it’s just a shooting star press.
II Like it
And they have to permanently keep a hot Russian diva on the roster that’s in all of my angles and walks me out to the ring.
your clone
My Russian clone Satislov Trôllski
new head cannon now :>
HHer Name is Anastasia lee
And she always puts a Russian military hat on me before I do the Missle to Moscow as prt of the crowd work. The IWC thinks it sucks and takes too long and I have no move set
But the crowds are into it.
Meltzer is constantly tweeting how I’m “Not over” and “not a draw” but I consistently get a decent pop every time my theme hits.
you shower
Yes. Believe it or not, the guy that always scolds people for untidiness and dresses nicely isn’t a hygiene impaired slob
He hides from it because while he loves yuri he cannot become yuri
very sad
also he?
KKey Identifies as a male
trans?
Yes he is
well he will be meat suiting with me either way
II don't Know what that means so I'll just say good for you both
we will become one in a erotic human turkey rub
IDK what to do with the information that there is a non-insignificant amount of people who wrote haters to secret lovers fan fic about 2 real life Canadian and American hockey players lol
I should write stone cold steve Austin and the Rock haters to secret lovers fanfics. It takes place in an alternate wrestlemania XIX
its a yoai sport
“John Cena? I can’t see him Hrocky, I only got eyes fer you, now have a beer with Stone Cold”
The rock has to choose between ending his lovers career or losing and not beating his demon
Key would probably unironically read this.
I have to write this
Also, I sometimes do a spot when I want to make it look like the main card guy might lose where I have them set up for my finisher and she puts my hat on wrong and it slips over my eyes and I miss the opponent. Everyone hates it but I think it’s hilarious.
WILL be readin
I also win WON most disgusting promotional tactic by having a bit where the person I’m in a feud with wins by distracting me with cute Korean ring girls.
Legit sounds like something that could happen in NWA
It sounds like something that would happen to me IRL lmao
Also, the fandom is split on if the scarf cutter DDT “breaks the rules” or not and some people say it doesn’t have enough real sports feel
i admire your glee
One day you'll do it at All In
Me vs Okada
Me Vs Hangman
Me Vs Moxleh
Me vs Moxleh (we do this 5 more times and he blades each time for no reason)
You also have a street fighter whwre he calls himself a woof
Everybody is hyped for an All In match with me and Osprey that’s a 25 minute bangah where he kicks out of 2 scarf cutter DDT’s and 3 Missile to Moscow’s
I could see this unironically getting over with their crowd
ohoh my goodness
only then will my cold dead hands find life under their warmth
RomaRomantic
one day you too will turkey rub
only 18 more days until im unlocked by key
Happy early birthday
I’m also in a stable with Mina Shawikawa, Andrade and Bobby Lashley for some reason.
The rule needs to be if there was no realistic way the linesman could have seen it with his naked eye, it should be on. Fuck this shit about “But 1 nanometer offside is still offsides🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓” fucking dogshit.
The only league that’s more of a farce than the PL is the NBA. My god the NBA product has been terrible this season. Adam Silver needs to be forced out. Multiple betting scandals, egregious reffing, teams that are actually decent purposefully resting players so they can tank. Kawhi and the Clippers get to skirt the cap and nobody in a position of power in the NBA cares. The Cap itself is retarded and punishes teams for drafting well. It’s a disaster
I feel bad for Vadee. Probably the only time the Knicks have been good in the last 500 years and they’re good in this era.
Gakpo is where transition football goes to die
Thank god.
All these year’s waiting for best of the best olympic hockey with NHL players and our coach is fucking Pennanen still…
Another farsical start to a tournament. How was he given a 3rd try
3.40 left and need 2 goals
The State of Play is tomorrow Dunkey
Puerto Rico is a day ahead of us, Karma.
Goalie is off now too
Bruh most of the marvel covers for the SuperMan Spider-Man are fucking ass what happened to Erick Larsen he was never great but it was decent stylized one of thing and the Frank Miller ons is ass the Peach Momoko one is aight
4-1 fucking hell this is pathetic
If this is a satty joke you gotta find some better material
No Karma, I’m being serious.
I'm not sure how to respond to that
I have a college degree Karma, do you really think I believe an island off the east coast is on Japan/Hawaii time?
No, and that's why I'm confused you'd even make the joke lol
The joke was Dunky lives on an island so he’s a day ahead. That was it lol. I was just being goofy.
I will feel so much better once Liverpool loses tonight
What time is the SOP?
I knew it was tomorrow
https://x.com/realBenBloch/status/2021630947494391938
“Yes I have residences in Iceland and Monaco. No, I’m rich so I’m not an immigrant.” God I fucking despise rich people so fucking much. All legit psychopaths.
Karma
Remember when Liverpool was given the 5MM grace rule for offsides that one time and it has never been applied again ever? Just asking questions.
When?
Remember when Liverpool was given the 5MM grace rule for offsides that one time and it has never been applied again ever? Just asking questions.
I don’t want to hear this shit about “offsides is offsides” “it needs to be black and white”
No. Having a fucking sliver of your thigh offsides is not in any way an advantage. That goes against the spirit of the rules https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3cbe10191a79b69a5670680ed799628ee14141009c5d67f2a7822278c657bb1b.jpg
I also don’t trust fully automated offsides. It seems incredibly easy to manipulate.
You sound anti vax
Forest’s kit is clean af
Xhaka doesn’t start. We have hope
There has been no 5mm grace given to us lmao
This third kit fucks so hard
How is the pitch looking so bad
NGL, the AI ads at the super bowl were straight up dystopian. We’re at the point where “gaslight your child with AI” is a selling point.
I think total biscuit died of it too back in the day if anyone remembers. I remember him recounting the story of how he pooped blood and didnt go to the doctor but to be fair it was probably already too late.
My dad also had it but he smoked age 15-37 though
IDK what caused it exactly but he thinks it was that at least
I swear Liverpool used to be able to cross lol
I KNOW I LIVED IT
NGL, this wing play looks like when we had Garnacho on the left lol
WHAT I BEEN SAYING ALL SEASON
Finally someone took a shot
If we’re scoring it’s through our player of the month Wirtz
MOZAMBIQUE MENTIONED
Haaland off at halftime. Pep will never see the light of paradise.
At least he scored
He hirted his knee poor lil fella
“He’s tired. So, so tired”- Pep after the game
Fucking shoot the ball!
It’s pissing rain and they have a lanky skinny keeper who looks far from convincing
Don’t lank shame Harby ok, there are tons of us and we’re people too
I just want them to take shots at him
Fuck off Cody
Doing trevela crosses when you can barely go 5 seconds without hitting somebody’s shins is certainly a choice.
Bro thinks he’s Salah
Wirtz standing there while Gakpo smashes the ball off the only defender lmao. Come on dude
Cody Garnachpo
So the pacers play the game of their lives last night and decide to bench literally their entire starting 5 tonight and nothing will come of it? Fuck the nba for letting teams pull this horseshit and fuck the pacers for not trying all season unless it’s against us.
The NBA is a complete farce nowadays man. The blatant tanking is insane and apparently you can just circumvent the cap and nobody cares.
It’s honestly a joke lmao. No wonder the NBA is dying
Draft protections have got to go. If you’re trading a pick, you should live with the reality of what happens. If you get hurt and give another team a top 6 pick? Oh fucking well. Philly has a good enough team without Paul fucking George to not tank an entire season but they did because they had a top 10 protected pick.
Havertz injured my 5D chess move failed
Everyone should just keep spamming long shots on both teams. This is how the sport is played
How is that not a foul on Endo.
I’m so fucking sick of corners being officiated like rugby. Ban this fucking bullshit.
Another RB season potential season ender. This position is fucking cursed. Endo with a serious ankle injury
Man poor Endo
Slot finally starts him and ankle is now completely fucked
Yikes for Endo. That is one of the worst ways to get injured. I hurt my ankle pretty bad having that happen once. Luckily the turf was shitty and gave.
And he’s such a warrior and wholesome guy. God I hope it’s not that bad and he doesn’t miss the world cup
Japanese players really are built different. I remember when they stayed to clean the stadium and locker room after losing in extra time at the world cup.
Trent put a curse on his position when he left
Feel like both could have and should have had back to back penalties there
Slot and Curtis have clearly fallen off too now.
Who isn’t this manager beefing with?
Hugo just needs to work on his heading ability and he’ll be an unstoppable beast
It’s 1-0 so I fully expect us to bottle it 90+ something
Here we go sitting deep. Slot has sucked the life out of us again
Yay we won
Second league win of 2026. Hooray
Also, LP would call me racist and sexist if I described a Japanese woman like Harby described Endo lol.
Endo wears a mouth guard. Calling him a warrior I mean it in a literal sense of the word. Bro does not hold back when going in for tackles or duels
How did Italy score two golas on Sweden? I can’t name a single Italian hockey player lol
How did Slovakia score 4 on us?
Oh right Pennanen is our head coach
You gotta watch those Eastern block countries man. They sucker punch you
Bro look at our roster even without Barkov
And then look at their’s
Like our first line is literally just Dallas Stars
I can’t with fucking retards in the LFC sub telling us to be happy we won abd we played good and created a lot of chances. No we fucking didn’t
Homie, everyone raged about us drawing against West Ham. Sunderland is undefeated at home this season. They are a tough ass team to play. Salah and Ekitike had enough chances to wjn by at least 3. I wouldn’t be too pissed at that tbh
No we didn’t. We created like one or 2 clear cut goal scoring opportunities.
Sati I can’t remember the last time we scored a fucking tap in. It was not this season
Your best creative player is in Madrid dawg
This was embarrassing
I know. I was kidding
https://x.com/Wario64/status/2021723107220996133
What happened to indie developers working for nothing? There's no modern Counter Strike or League of Legends or Minecraft.
The problem is it costs too much money to make games now. Multiplayer games especially, if a game doesn’t immediately hit Fortnite numbers they go “Whatever fuck it. Onto the next roulette spin to see if we can make a cash cow like destiny. Yes, I also love NFT games, why do you ask?”
Oh wait, he was in Ladybird. Never mind. Those are the only two though.
I’m pretending you’re a depp fan.
Yeah, I genuinely don’t remember him being in it anyway
Remember when bub would talk about Timothee Chalets? I miss bub
I worry about her because her health issues. Poor girl
Owner of the Patriots turned the team facility into a “command center” to track anti-Israel hate speech. Boy, I sure do love Boston sports teams.
Owner of the Patriots turned the team facility into a “command center” to track anti-Israel hate speech. Boy, I sure do love Boston sports teams.
😬
Like her vagoina candles
I sure do hate Zionists. Track this you fucking rapist.
“Israel is too influential and is committing terrible acts against children in Gaza”
“Oh so you’re ok with TERRORISM if it’s your side?”- Every argument with a Zionist.
Also, is Jim Jordan being for real saying you can’t just storm up to public government buildings and break in because that isn’t a protest? Why even pretend like they have to be held accountable. Why spend tax money on these senate hearings when people can just blatantly deny reality with zero shame and nobody cares.
I don’t have aura but I’m comfortable with myself and that seems to make people like me for some reason.
I’m the vegemite of people. Some people really despise me and wont even try me and some people love me.
LP Definitely likes you
This is a conservative in Congress being asked if the sky is blue.
“It doesn’t matter if the sky is blue or pink or not. Illegal immigrants are storming our borders and you’re asking the President what color the sky is? Some people would say it’s blue, some people don’t. It’s not important.”
And when they get pressed on it
“I DON’T CARE IF THE SKY IS BLUE. THAT’S A NASTY QUESTION FROM A NASTY STATE.”
And when they get pressed on it
“I DON’T CARE IF THE SKY IS BLUE. THAT’S A NASTY QUESTION FROM A NASTY STATE.”
WWhy Did satty make me make a thread. We didn't use it. Sad
Because up until an hour ago I wasn’t hable to
Make a new one for almost a week
Dang
I just couldn't log in a few days lol
We were just outside of Lodi when Taz threw his shirt over the back seat of the convertible we’d won rigging a wet T-shirt contest in Kalamazoo.
“Don’t worry Tazzah, I got the poppahs and the Downahs” I said slapping his naked back. “Where to next?”
https://youtu.be/TFqnZt05rn8?si=gXbruePEiIbVR3T-
We were just outside of Lodi when Taz threw his shirt over the back seat of the convertible we’d won rigging a wet T-shirt contest in Kalamazoo.
“Don’t worry Tazzah, I got the poppahs and the Downahs” I said slapping his naked back. “Where to next?”
My goal of watching more movies has been failing. Gotta lock in.
Lmao I thought today was Thursday, what was I smoking 😂
I thought yesterday was Wednesday or Monday.
I never know what day of the week it is
I never knew when I was unemployed but also I was nocturnal so that didn’t help
Are we Watford?
🔫🧑🚀 Always have been
WWork Time
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f5337a772178500383355460a19ac525941d7af1447490b49c0df9775b984a92.jpg
I’ll never understand how any of these fast food places stay in business.
Maybe I’m just being pretentious IDK at this point.
Sometimes, I wish I was a gambler. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e4f361bacffd5dfd18f29ebf1d948f41856c0479c65ecb0aeb943351ac987497.jpg
Holy shit lol
And the Buccs, Jets and Bengals definitely should have fired theirs lol.
Watching The Founder makes me wanna time travel and enjoy early McD. For one the patties would be thick.
Feels good to not suck at Metroid Dread dude.
Im a big fan of building new cities but why do they all look like garbage
NHL players are exhausted so it's not as lopsided as it should be
That’s how I felt watching Sweden play Italy. I don’t know a single Italian player but Sweden only had 3 goals on 55 shots.
Because everybody who would be in charge of building a city is probably a conservative cuck who doesn’t understand anything about humanity.
I don't know but they always look the generic future cities you see in early 2010s video games
I had to check Slovakia's roster after the game against Finland and the only name I recognized was Tomas Tatar
Spiffy
Yes
This might be a dumb question but is where you live in Canada Eastern or central time?
EST. I think only Manitoba uses central because Saskatchewan technically has its own time and Alberta is mountain.
No apparently Saskatchewan uses CST without DST but one city uses mountain with DST
See that’s why I was so confused lol. I looked at the map once and it was fucked.
Five Guys in Malaysia costs basically the same amount it does here so it's roughly like ~$50 for a burger if you adjust for incomes. I remember reading places like Pizza Hut were a luxury when they expanded across Asia but this seems insane.
RIP James Van Der Beek
Cancer sucks
I don't know why mass shooting games on Roblox are an issue when they're virtually no different from GTA and none of these people believe GTA should be censored or creates mass shooters (even if it does)
age rating makes a wall
plus gta is stating gang problems
So I guess Forest's owner has officially fucked his chance of making it in the Prem now after firing 3 managers this season. The irony is a bit of a shame tbh.
So I guess Forest's owner has officially fucked his chance of making it in the Prem now after firing 3 managers this season. The irony is a bit of a shame tbh.
SHANK!!!
Hey Str8, how's things?
All good long time no see
I get around
I’m like borderline bi but all the winter olympic sports besides hockey are too gay for me.
Like this fucking ice dancing… The song ends and the guy like shoves his head in the girls tits celebrating and crying and I’m like “Oh are they married.” No, that dude’s just about as straight as Owen Wilson’s nose.
They gotta do something about these set piece fouls man. Sorry, he’s grabbing the keeper. It’s a foul. Fucking do something about it. It’s becoming ridiculous.
They all got addicted to the “please be Fortnite” roulette wheel. Spend 4 years making a game, oh, it isn’t instantly Destiny? Oh well, time to try again.
Also, Barca broke as hell in this save lol. They sold De Jong to Chelski for 35 million and I bought Kounde for 35+ 5 lmao.
Hi
Morning, gang
Evening gang
Hi harby
Sup bud
I just woke up.
I’m heading to hit Jim
That’s like 3000 miles to travel.
Worth it
Peak incoming
https://youtu.be/HgMbkitzhEM?si=6RAze97hVsN2dTe6
I’m sorry but I hate the black and white with the modern flat lighting/set look. It makes it look like an indie film where they had to do their own light set ups because they have no budget for a crew. And they’re cowards for not having a Black Widow cameo.
I really don’t care when it’s Nic Cage as Spider-Man
My boy Macklin with his first goal for Canada 😭
Like imagine Scarlett Johansson wearing a 50’s peacoat and hat combo. Wait am I just gooning?
Didn’t DJ Khalid get famous for being fat? Why is he on wegovy now?
Timo Meier scores 2 goals as soon as he's not playing for Sheldon Keefe. Hmmmmmm
Canada is absolutely loaded man
Ya think. Macklin is on their third line homie lol
Last I saw he was on the 1st line
I can’t believe LP skipped another chest day with me. She should hurry for the dessert abs training at least
3 assists for McDavid already
This squad is stupid
A third line of Marner/Crosby/Stone is nasty work lol
This first Power Play unit is fucking gross lmao https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e761f7092fb726b04c9a3c8c6902fea30ad4e86b0f66d1079ed09afdd7e19d5b.jpg
Legit looks like when I turned force trades and no salry cap on and built a stacked team in NHL as a kid lol
Jesus
I saw Sweden vs Italy and the SOG differential was like 40 lmao
But yet Italy had 2 goals on 11 shots.
I looked at that and though Jacob Markstrom was in net
Just go on tcgplayer.com and buy the ones you want.
Yeah the odds are not in your favor.
Gym done
Wake up babe, Dodgers signed another pitcher they can throw out to eat a bunch of innings in losses and then immediately put on the 60 Day to open roster spots and stash him for the playoffs
It is kinda funny that Paramount slop is it’s own genre. Like how many fucking spinoffs about one goddamn ranch can you make.
I mean what are we on like Ram Ranch 98?
I have to upload a bunch of religious exemptions into our tax software. Some of these names sound like they're about to sacrifice a goat or something
Karma, what’s the actual “cannon” route in AI. Is there one?
There is one single ending, it's kind of just a "play all routes to uncover the true end" type thing
Oh, I see.
Well, there goes all my points. Fuck off.
I'm a very angry person as of late.
Me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0e5YEXtZu0
Imma watch on Twitch
Legend of Krna 2
I thought this studio went under
No thanks
Why can't Nintendo games look like this
It ran on PS4 and the Switch 2 is way more powerful (allegedly)
Oh my god this year and not the scars of cosmora
Kosmora?
A boyfriend? Ruined.
Larger world? DoA
No the original was too limited and PS2 esque
TThat's a good thing. Scope needs to be reduced
Is this funded by PS? Is that why it actually got a sequel?
Nioh 4
Is this not Yitei
Oh it's Yitei Multiplayer
I never played the Tsushima multiplayer but I'll try this
blatantly advertising the PC versions, sign of the times
No
ZZzzz
I don't know why so many games have good graphics but terrible animations
SSeriously what happened to multiplayer games lol
I don't know why investors want this. Remedy's MP game lost so much money.
Because there’s a small chance it becomes a cash cow like fortnite. They’re literally gambling. Square did it too
Naughty Dog on the PS2 and PS3 with a fraction of the resources did way better than most developers today
Games like Jak and Daxter can’t get made today.
But surely they can match PS2 era animations
That game was from JJ Abrams new studio lol
I really like Pragmata I'm going to buy it's my first game this year I think
Pragmata looks interesting, but also I don't need to see more about it
Yeah they just released a demk
It's like The Last Guardian x The Last of Us x Death Stranding
I hope SE makes an appearance but it's not happening
KH4 coming never
YES
I will however take more RE9 lol
Fuck yeah
Bad animations ruin immersion. This is why R* has always been elite. Why RE9 looks so good.
Most devs don’t get the time + money that Rockstar gets to make games.
Sherry confirmed
I hate white people. I get mad every single time I see them on screen.
They read my posts
No they didn't I wanted extreme 4 but DoA 6 I don't care about fighting games
They censored the game
Honestly there's probably only like 2 or 3 things here that will give me any excitement lol, I don't think Square, Atlus, or Fromsoft will show anything tho
Fromsoft has to they've been doing nothing for 4 years. They released Sekiro, Bloodborne, DS2 and DS3 in the span of 5 years.
Yeah I’m not hoping for much, just want to see more Wolverine.
Jiggle jiggle
TThey Are doing that switch 2 only thing
Remedy 2
I mean Control 2
CControl 2
Now this looks awesome
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This reminds me of infamous
I like Remedy and Control but I don't feel obligated to get this right away like with Alan Woke
YYeah It does kinda
This looks so bizarre
Final Fantasy Type 0 Remake
Or is this Dark Souls 4
Dark Souls 2 remake?
Meh
Who's studio was Probably Monsters again?
OOh I thought it was dante's inferno
Oh they're the guys who co-developed Concord
IIt is nice for my wallet that none of this seems that appealing
But it's by Game freak
MMakes It worse
These action games are everything now I think it's because China likes them
RAYMAN
It’s ight
IIt's Satty
Michel ANCEL RETURNS FOR A NEW GAME
Oh it's a remaster nevermind I'm so sorry
You have to be kidding me
Oh wow a playable prototype restored for the first time and never before seen design documents
I really thought they were making a new game kr at least a remake
This is by the shovel knight guys? Remember shovel knights?
EEveryone talked about that
Yeah? It’s one of the best indie games of all time and probably the best indie of last gen besides DE
Wow
Wow Shueisha
They make games?
Aside from Control and RE9 this has been mid so far.
Pass
Is this a mobile game?
Is this just Indian Black Myth Wukong?
WWait is that a giant chicken warrior? Perhaps I judged too soon
Giant chicken man
Yeah he's great
No it's Korean? I guess Buddhist?
I don't know much about eastern religions I apologize
Foghorn Leghorn been through some shit lol
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I was gonna bitch that it looked too samey, but they got me with the giant chicken man ngl
Same lmao
This game actually has remarkable animations for Krafton x Ubisoft
It's so confusing though
Finally Quantic Dream
BBring Back super bombad racing
It’s Burnout but pod racing. Sold.
Looks good but they should've made it open world of they want to compete. Look how much arcade racing games have changed due to Mario Kart World's influence.
Shouldn't this game have more sex? I'm not a coomer but
Oh okay nevermind
Wow I'm sorry
LLol
I’m sorry, what is the point of an HD remaster of the OG Rayman? Literally nobody cares about that game. Whatever. It will be canceled in 2029 anyway
This guy has always been based
SSo Probably MGS and some SH
No SH. They’re having their own thing
CASTLEVANIA
MGS is out of PS3 jail
4*
One of the best games of all time
MGS 4 enjoyers right now https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dfa007a46e08fea1bbc868dc7791dc93a59fc22ab31f7d4ce5b15b4d2f743599.gif
TThe Ps3 beige is there but looks a lot better
PPeacewalker is whatever tho
Nah, Peacewalker is cool.
NNah I hate the mission set up. It works a lot better in MGSV
I'm guessing we get a remake or MGR as well
WWhat A weird thing to end on for MGS lol
CCastlevania Shit?
What
WWait an actual new Castlevania?
AAnd It actually has an interesting aesthetic? Konami is back?
Not a Castlevania guy but that looks cool
Holy shit
Konami might actually be back lol
If we’re being real, we all kinda just overreacted to the period they fired Kojima and then released a bunch of garbage. Every dev seems to be making trash like the last Contra game seemingly these days. Like, Metal Gear Survive isn’t even in the upper echelon of shit live service cash grabs any more.
WWell They did make basically nothing for almost 10 years so it wasn't an overreaction lol, but you're not totally wrong
This might legit be the GOAT state of play.
YYeah I'll get that
This year nice
TThis Is probably SH
I'I'm guessing Townfall?
YYup
TThat Could be alright, not as sure about it as with f
WWeeb-Ass shit but idk what kind
BBack To "please give me persona and KH" mode
Konami just casually hijacking the State of Play lol
YYeah They basically saved it lol
Wow Konami is back
It was so obvious Castlevania wasn't Japanese based on the shit art style
Idk this time I actually liked it
It doesn't look Japanese though and that's all that matters to me.
I'm sorry I'm joking
I also thought Town fall was going to be an MP game but it's not
John wick?
I thought this was Bond
I do not need a John Wick game
There already is one made by the guy who made Furi
"Yeah"
CYBERPUNK 2099
HHaha Bungie
That yeah made by balls tingle
Hard hard carried by Konami
I think games like these just shouldn't really advertise. Just shadowdrop and see what happens.
I agree tbh
OOof It releases on my birthday
I’ll try it out
Same. There are barely any GPS games worth playing right now.
This is so stupid. Announce PS3 Games or something.
Is this how they’re ending it
There's still half an hour
I hope not because lol
Oh I thought it was about done lol
Wasn’t it just an hour, it’s been that.
No.
Is this a hub for multiplayer
This guy's design is way better than the Returnal MC
That made me so mad in Returnal
SShe Was just boring looking. Felt like a kneejerk reaction to whatever the fuck the internet was smoking at the time
This looks even more like Resogun
I should try meditation again.
It's gotta work this time.
Deviance?
Bad Blood Invincible
Anything fun announced, or do we hate everything?
I only know new castlevania so I’m hyped
There actually haven't been any announcements besides Kena 2 and Castlevania and Konami JRPG and MGS V2
Konami killed it
Oh no wait there was the Korean Canadian chicken man game
Marvel
It's sad how badly WB has done with DC games
Wolverine
Oh it's God of War 3
Please don't be a side scroller
NO
NOOOO
God of War remaster trilogy?
GGoW also out if PS3 jail
What
A whole trilogy remade at once?
DDepends on the style, could be pretty easy if they stick with the same fixed camera
Yeah but isnt it still ground up? Sony has always called graphical updates like Ratchet and SOTC remasters.
I mean look at demons souls
True
DDepends on the style, could be pretty easy if they stick with the same fixed camera
DDepends on the style, could be pretty easy if they stick with the same fixed camera
A full remake? Probably cause of the camera angles tbh
Shouldn't they break every game up into 3 parts?
Remake? Nice
Do we need a GOW trilogy remake
This is just a development announcement?
Yes they don't care about us
That sweater on a guy playing Kratos kills me
TThis Has the energy of that AC2 mobile spinoff
Is this going to be what they work on for the next decade plus? No Ragnarok sequel any time soon I guess
2020s Halo Remake trilogy up against God of War remake trilogy for the chief vs Kratos fanboy arguments remake nothing ever changes unfortunately
No this is a side project.
I doubt that
So Now just infamous and resistance are in PS3 jail
No Wolverine. Wow that was terrible.
🙁
So that's it then I guess
The worst state of play of all time
WWell It wasn't terrible, wasn't good either
I give it like a B-
No it makes sense they're saving all the big games for May. That's what they always do. Astro Boy was announced in May and released months later in September if you recall.
Does Sony still do PlayStation Showcase? Or is everything just spread out in State of Plays now?
It feels like almost every conference is just updates on already announced games now. Nintendo didn't announce anything either. The Xbox developer direct had no announcements.
Xbox said they won’t do anymore announcements for things super far away.
YYeah That's why I feel like I can't be bothered to be excited. It's also always the usual suspects
Everything is state of play
I hope they don’t completely neuter the GOW trilogy. Kratos needs to bang chicks for them orbs.
I sort of take that back because Geoff actually had new announcements at the VGAs
Reflecting On Shipping My First Game (Highguard)
Apologies for the length. Been wanting to say a lot of this for a while.
The day leading to The Game Awards 2025 was amongst the most exciting of my life. After 2.5yrs of passionately working on Highguard, we were ready to reveal it to the world. The future seemed bright.
Everyone I knew who had any connection to the team or project had the same sentiments:
“This is lightning in a bottle.”
“I trust this team wholeheartedly.”
“If there’s one project nobody in the industry is worried will fail, it’s yours.”
“This has mainstream hit written all over it.”
“There’s no way this will flop.”
"I could play this game all day."
The internal pre-reveal feedback, even from unbiased sources, was quite positive, and where it was negative, it was constructive, and often actionable. People who played the game, including us, had a blast. And since we were an independent, self-published studio built with royalties in mind, many of us were hoping this could finally be the thing that broke the millennial financial curse.
But then the trailer came out, and it was all downhill from there. Content creators love to point out the bias in folks who give positive previews after being flown out for an event, but ignore the fact that when their negative-leaning content gets 10x the engagement of the positive, they’ve got just as much incentive to lean into a disingenuous direction, whether consciously or not.
The hate started immediately. In addition to dogpiling on the trailer, I personally came under fire due to my naïveté on Twitter, which almost all of my now-former coworkers had learned to avoid during their previous game launches. After setting my Twitter account to private to protect my sanity, many content creators made videos and posts about me and my cowardice, amassing millions of views and inadvertently sending hundreds of angry gamers into my replies. They laughed at me for being proud of the game, told me to get out the McDonald’s applications, and mocked me for listing having autism in my bio, which they seemed to think was evidence the game would be “woke trash.” All of this was very emotionally taxing.
There is much constructive criticism that can be and has been said about Highguard’s trailer, marketing, and launch, but I don’t think it’s my place to commentate on that. I also don’t think there’s any way to know whether the launch would have fared better or worse without the massive spotlight that was thrown onto us in response to The Game Awards’ trailer placement. But we never got that chance.
We were turned into a joke from minute one, largely due to false assumptions about a million-dollar ad placement, which even prominent journalists soon began to state as fact. Within minutes, it was decided: this game was dead on arrival, and creators now had free ragebait content for a month. Every one of our videos on social media got downvoted to hell. Comments sections were flooded with copy/paste meme phrases such as "Concord 2" and "Titanfall 3 died for this." At launch, we received over 14k review bombs from users with less than an hour of playtime. Many didn't even finish the required tutorial.
In discussions online about Highguard, Concord, 2XKO, and such, it is often pointed out by gamers that devs like to blame gamers for their failures, and that that’s silly. As if gamers have no power. But they do. A lot of it. I’m not saying our failure is purely the fault of gamer culture and that the game would have thrived without the negative discourse, but it absolutely played a role. All products are at the whims of the consumers, and the consumers put absurd amounts of effort into slandering Highguard. And it worked.
Many of Wildlight’s former devs will now be forced to assimilate back into the actual corporate industry many gamers accused Wildlight of being a part of. Now, every time someone thinks about leaving the golden handcuffs behind in favor of making a new multiplayer game the indie way, they’ll say “but remember how gamers didn’t even give Wildlight a chance.” Soon, if this pattern continues, all that will be left are corporations, at least in the multiplayer space. Innovation is on life support.
Even if Highguard had a rocky launch, our independent, self-published, dev-led studio full of passionate people just trying to make a fun game, with zero AI, and zero corporate oversight…deserved better than this. We deserved the bare minimum of not having our downfall be gleefully manifested.
I wish the best of luck to the few who remain at Wildlight, and hope Highguard can stay the course. I still believe in it, and so do the fans we reached, who continue to champion it on the subreddit, Discord, Twitch, and social media. And even though this adventure has come to an abrupt and emotionally challenging close, I don't regret one second of it.
Why didn't anyone simply tell them it didn't look good? All of this could've been avoided if someone was willing to say the truth. The whole industry probably operates like this now.
Spiffy, it has nothing to do wtih how it looked. People just don’t give a shit about a F2P shooter in 2026. F2P live service games are like MMO’s. Even if the new one is better, people just play whatever their friends play which means usually they just stick with whichever one they have the most time invested in. How do you think WOW still is a cash cow despite not being actually great in about 15 years?
The reality is, people who actually buy games consistantly WANT single player games. Everyone who just wants to cycle through a yearly shooter is still playing COD or whatever and nothing else. There is zero room in the market for another F2P live service game. I could have told them “Make a fucking game people might want to play” that would be the harsh reality they needed to hear.
Marvel Rivals and Arc Raiders both did extremely well
Yeah who the fuck was saying "lightning in a bottle"?
It’s also not a compliment tbh. Lightning in a bottle is usually reserved for something like Ghostbusters which has exactly one good thing in the franchise and fucking nothing else.
Fuck you the cartoon was good and so was extreme Ghostbusters.
Also Ghostbusters 2 is good too. I don’t care man. Using a NES peripheral to control the statue of liberty to punch a hole in the enemies domain is cool
Also that one game is good. Never saw the new movies but yeah you are wrong
Also that theme song man.
He's also not entirely wrong but every game faces negativity and you don't do yourself any favours by making a bad first impression. We all thought Helldivers 2 would be forgettable/DOA because of what was shown in the pre launch trailers but obviously people liked the actual game so it wasn't DOA. Battleborn and Lawbreakers died while Overwatch survived. It is what it is.
HARBY HE IS IN THE GAME
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Konami you beauties I knew I was right for never falling for the bs hate train trend
I joined because of the sexy action castlevania pachinko. But new castlevania yay
you remembered Ghost Babel exists <3
now if you could just do the same with Portable Ops… that's way more important than Peace Walker
I mean it was well earned lol, but they did come in guns blazing here
MGS 4 back, I can't wait to replay one of the best movies of the 2000s
There's also the incredibly successful Deadlock and Delta Force even though I don't think either game looks that good.
why didnt they include portable ops
because Kojima doesn't like it
I think it's more important than Peace Walker
is the collection volume 3 going to be all of the side games like Metal Gear Acid, Rising and Portable Ops? I'm down yo
I’d definitely buy that
Marvel Rivals is also massive gooner bait so it has an advantage
Maybe that helps Spiffy’s point more than mine lol
overwatch porn carried the game
So many cosplayers use that game for cosplays
On my current FM save, I got asked to come to Tottenham mid-season after I just won the French League. Never smashed the “decline offer” button faster in my life.
Lol
I won the league with a near invincible season against a PSG side that has Mbappe and Kane as their striker partnership lol. Let me cook at Monaco.
Lately I’ll check discord to see if my goth friend or friend that is a door replied and I’ll see you playing it
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@disqus_fGIMTKXYhz:disqus These are the top games on Steam https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a5d1317b637f1edd73d43c1c2cca19d5e0467a5e0e2e1341e38336f3d58a080c.png
The Forest owner is a straight crackhead
Utter woke was doing pretty good for a few weeks in
First team in PL history to have 4 managers in the same season.
@disqus_mlStSRKA4x:disqus
@thesatiricaltroll:disqus download overwatch
download overwatch
Okay
No problem
I think I just need to update it
I’ll let you know when I get home
Oh no to be clear I'm not playing now (but possibly on the weekend). I apologize for any confusion and thank you.
No worries. I’ll make sure to download it or the updates
I burnt my mouth because I couldn't wait for my food to cool because I had to watch the state of play. Also @thesatiricaltroll:disqus you're not wrong. I spend too much time on DoorDash and UberEats trying to figure out what to eat because nothing looks appealing.
Besides everything being not that appealing, I just see no point in paying for things that I can make at home unless I just don’t wanna cook that night.
If I eat out usually I’m gonna get like fish and chips or something I wouldn’t make at home because it’s too much effort.
When I get paid I’ll buy carne asada burrito ans get 4 cups of red sauce
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Don't you get tired of cleaning your kitchen afterwards though? I imagine I could make most food taste better but I don't want to spend an hour cleaning the kitchen after every meal.
the rise of slop bowl cuisine is a testament to this
Legit selling players like damn crackheads lol
You know it’s bad when they sold Pedri like a pawn shop CRT TV lmao
Have you seen Steins Gate before?
No but the girl I have a crush on loves it so I should watch it.
There's a pawn shop CRT also more importantly Karma loves it so you should watch it
QWork Time
OMG YES CAPCOM
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Weren’t they already on GOG? I own them
DOUBLE OMG YES CAPCOM
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Leo, my best player on this team is a 17 year old Nigerian striker I bought for 1.3 million from the Montreal Impact and him and Ben Yedder scored more goals than Kane/Mbappe lol
also what team are you using?
I started at Empoli, won Serie B by breaking the points record, got 11th in Serie A and went to Monaco.
what FM is this again? Check out the Senegal and Egypt U20 national teams
21.
and what year are you?
4th year.
Satty, first and foremost, pay attention to the pics below
Also, PSG is stupid overpowered in this game. I had a damn near Invincible season (1 loss 5 draws) and I only won the league by 4 points. They had a +88 GD
It's the same in fifa 26 even though their player ratings arent that high
My son and me were playing random countries and teams last night – had the most ass game of an indian club vs a polish club
I do that too sometimes. It felt so good to beat some bottom tier epl club with like hyderabad fc.
I beat AC Milan in the cup with Empoli and I felt like a god.
Mumbai FC vs Strkola Warsaw
Yooo one was mumbai
Hmmm I think there was one of these on gamepass but it looked like paperwork
Maybe I try an ultimate team on fc 26 instead
@thedarkknight9113:disqus
At work but yes?
Funniest shit ever though is that Sean Dyche is at Las Palmas in this save. Fucking imagine hearing Sean Dyche trying to speak Spanish in your ear for 90 minutes lmao
“Fackin Como Es-tes an all ‘hat”
Funniest shit ever though is that Sean Dyche is at Las Palmas in this save. Fucking imagine hearing Sean Dyche trying to speak Spanish in your ear for 90 minutes lmao
oh hi
brony youre back!
ha prob not. i felt old thats bout it
test
You can stay forever
As much as i would like to. Knowing my luck, I probably wouldn't be able to, but that's okay. 🙂
So how's it been?
oh yeah it's been a while. I be day trading markets, but mainly my parents were in a bad accident in the US back in December. They're alive and recovering, thank God, but hospital bills are already over $125K. Our NY No-Fault insurance only covers $50K, so they are stressing about the rest while their blood pressure stays high from the uncertainty. Lawyer's on it, but it's been rough. How you holding up?
Who are you
Gooner vs coomer
Finland absolutely buttfucked Sweden and I was working so missed it 😭
My 3 panthers bois all combined for our second too
I like Arkham Knight but it really is just world of tanks
I love Batman and everyone says its good but I still havent put aside the time to play it
Yeah I'm only doing it now because it's like literally the last big game in my backlog lol
Arkham Asylum is the best non-Zelda Zelda game
I'm back to KH2 tho, only so much patience for the batmobile lol
I Keep telling myself im gonna get through KH3 Data battles before 4 comes out but idk man. I think ive beaten like 3 out of the 15 super bossess in KH3 l Iol.
Yeah man they're busted lol. I think one of the things I'm gonna do next time tho is make the food for stat boosts, because they're seriously too busted not to use everything at your disposal
KH3 org battles feel the most balanced to me overall. They just have crazy movesets to memorize. Kh2 feels more gimmicky.
I hate how specific you have to be with all of them tho. They're like 14 different lingering wills
Thats why I gave up tbh. You gotta basically study each and every ones moveset.
Took me hours to figure out the easiest fights
IIt's Marluxia again lol
Young Xehanort was one of the first ones I beat but even he is hard af lol
Yeah he is lol. I think those two are probably my favorites
BBut Yeah, I beat everyone but Yozora. By that point I just couldn't anymore
I wanna fight Xion. That fight looks so badass.
But I cant beat these other guys
I remember that one being a struggle
Saix was the bane of my existence iirc
Think I tried once and he whooped my ass. Hes one of the easier bosses in KH2 so maybe Square wanted to change it here lol.
Yeah probably lol. Honestly I think only Marluxia and Young Xehanort are manageable without getting exhausted
Every time I see Hunter Schaffer, I have to catch myself and say “Look, I know what your eyes are seeing deceives you, but that is ultimately a very pretty man.”
Ha- u gay
Every time I see Hunter Schaffer, I have to catch myself and say “Look, I know what your eyes are seeing deceives you, but that is ultimately a very pretty man.”
Every time I see Hunter Schaffer, I have to catch myself and say “Look, I know what your eyes are seeing deceives you, but that is ultimately a very pretty man.”
Karma Dark Riku absolutely wrecked me too
Same lol. He was one of the last ones I beat I think
Maybe I’m just being insecure because I find her hot IDK. Does liking people who are biologically women make me gay?
Yes extremely so
This is /s
Do u mean not biologically?
I could never be a real “journalist” because I would just bring up Noam killing a puppy every single question until I got thrown in “jail” for a night until the pussies backed off like always.
Literally Goebbels level propaganda to say stocks are up while being questioned about the President raping children. Just deny reality. Nothing ever happens in America. USA, good time happy time always!
Real
y'all not knowing who Benny Q is. That's sad.
also I love that red Canada jersey. The black maple leaf with gradients on it looks so fucking tuff
It’s so clean. I might legit try to get a Celebrini one.
Our 51st state!!
Oh god. I’ve forgotten about that bullshit because it’s just a constant stream of dogshit from these people.
There’s a non-zero chance Simeone is a mod on soccercirclejerk lmao.
Hi
Hey. Brony was here.
Ew
If he shows up again imma ban him
If they unban him I’m blocking him up to satty at the end ot the day
How was state of play
New castlevania and mgs4 on modern consoles so good
God of war trilogy remake from what I saw
State of ghey
Switzerland has actually played really well in spells but it doesn’t matter. They’re getting bodied lol
Yeah it’s fucking ridiculous the ease Canada just score after every good Switzerland spell
I wasn’t able to watch the SOP but it looked like a good one. Is Townfall a full Silent Hill game?
Fucking my FPL makes u happy brah?
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When Sunderland scored, I literally lost over half my points instantly lol
They didn’t score?
He means brentford
Are gooners gonna lose a one horse race?
Harbyyy
Our prince is back
Sebulba shaking right now
Jimmy and Harby. In this same FM save, Sean Dyche is at Las Palmas lol. Just fucking imagine hearing Sean Dyche trying to yell Spanish in your ear for 90 minutes lmao
😂😂
“Fackin… Co-mo es-tess. Mi Ahmoo Sean”
Get the bloody pelota hijos
“How the fook do you say lads in Spanish?”
Parque the autobus amigos
Lmaooo
Werk done
Twerk
It is hard twerk indeed
Twerkin washes away stress
I gotta still go fetch the gf’s valentine’s day gift from the post tonight.
I just wanna lie down and play vidya
Oh my
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Dahell is that
Better than ever
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Concerning
“My good friend ben quadinaros, we all love him folks… We really do… You know, Awful Anakin cheated in that race… Used the force, everyone is saying… That he did use it. Don’t shoot the messenger. His friend QAnon Qui Gon, rigged the race, STOP THE STEAL”
This isn’t far off
My main
Lmao
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SHOWED? The dude was fucking sundowning DURING the campaign. I’ll truly never believe he actually won this election. He ran the worst campaign of all time yet won all the swing states. It’s not statistically possible.
I can’t believe its just over a year- we are fked unless he dies suddenly
Or the Republicans see they’re going to get absolutely murdered in the midterms and try to grow a spine.
It seems to be slowly happening
Because they realized that having the entire government being run by podcasters, while good for their pockets, is not good for their sustained overall need to actually be in a position of power to abuse lol
Yeah- shit is out of control.
I hope a lot get voted out
If I’m being honest, the chance of the election being real is basically zero though.
I hope so- it was definitely a lot of illegal tampering with musk etc though either way
I could never be a real journalist. I would just bring up the fact Pam Bondi shot a puppy every single fucking question.
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Yeah, sorry. I get mixed up which blonde MAGA face lab produced soulless bitch bimbo is which.
So many garbage humans running (ruining) the country
I finally did the new IOS update and this shit be looking fucking weird
Liquid glass
It’s awful
And the message noti prompts wtf
Im old because I don’t like it lol
I guess I am too then
Phew
Don’t worry franky if he shows up again it’s immediate ban hammer. He’s not welcome here ever.
Thank lawd
I could ban now but I don’t wanna scroll
I bought flowers and chocolate so should be good- also lingerie but will probably be interpreted as gift for me so ill just randomly slip that into rotation over weekend lol
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Like, whats that under the pillow?
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😏😏
Our government really is just fucking running damage control from nepo retards causing scandals because they’re podcasters. We almost got into an air space fight with Mexico because Hegseth was drinking kn the job again.
Seriously out there cheerleading pardoning nfl guys when Bondi about to be impeached
But the DOW Jones is up 50K!!!!!
STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!
U obvs have trump derangement syndrome bro
I don’t even think of Valentine’s day as Valentine’s day because it’s my dad’s birthday lol
He sexy
My throat is bothering me right now, and it's worrying me that I may have covid again.
I would use a test kit, but I gave my last ones to my roommate when she was sick days ago, and because she's so brainrotted she wasted them, never getting clear read since she didn't know what the fuck she was doing.
I would go to cvs, but my car is fucked, also because of her.
If I am sick i am going to be pissed.
I hate my roommates more and more with each passing day.
gift fetched
Sati
Yes
I saw your comment about Spurs approaching you for the job in FM
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Lmao. I mashed that decline offer button with ZERO hesitation. I just had a near invincible season with Monaco against a PSG team that has a Mbappe/Kane striker pairing. Why on earth would I leave mid title race the next season to go coach your fucking shit club?
Damn bro why is Kane always the one striker making these weird ass moves in FM or Fifa career
PSG is so over powered in this save dude. They have a strike partnership of Mbappe/Kane and their midfield has Kimmich and De Bruyne. I had a damn near invincible season (1 loss 5 draws) and still only won by 4 points.
Congratz that qualifies you for the Spurs job
In my head cannon, my guy is waiting for a big Italian job to open. I think 4-2-2-2 gegenpress would make the Italian league crumble.
Trump Derangement Syndrome might be my least liked phrase ever. Yes, we have mental issues because we think this fucking horrible person is indeed a piece of shit. As soon as somebody whips that out, they might as well just kill themselves Jonestown style at that point. Cult behavior.
Also, Nicolas Tagliafico is at Yanited and I smacked them 5-1 in the group stage of the CL.
Nice
it might sound wrong and odd but I think getting Resident Evil 9 for the Switch 2 is the most financially worthwhile purchase of all platforms
No
it gets me RE7, RE8 and RE9 for $65
elswhere RE9 alone is $70
I know
Ganacho is the type of player there are 500 of at shitty mid table La Liga teams. If you told me he’s playing for Real Zaragoza in 2 years I’d 1000% believe you.
Delap is the kind of shit tier striker that bumbles around the Championship and League 1 for his entire career.
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I’m trying to post a link to an art piece that’s wall of sculpted penises, but it won’t embed.
Fix your site, Elon.
Oh that’s cool
I took this pic once in Crete
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Are they supposed to bend at a 90° angle like that?
They did back in the day
it's less shit
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chiaroscuro means white on black
What if Brony apologizes
I think it's funny that I was also a brony(cringe) and none of you guys have ever called me that despite him being the one to invite me here.
We would have let the Brony stuff slide if he wasn’t also one of the most cringe people I’ve ever seen. You’re not a Brony and also threatening Bank Tellers with Claymores.
And I wish it was the explosive kind claymore at least that would run in current world but the fucking medieval sword he can’t even lift with his puny arms
Dude, you can't even fit that through the door.
Nope
if he comes back I leave
Also, while Pear might be a Brony, I don’t really think of him as that because he hardly mentions it. Legit don’t think I’ve ever seen him talk about it here in any depth.
I mean he answered thatin his comment ”was”
I misread his comment lol. But still, even back when he would have been one, I can’t really remember him mentioning it here.
TBF Stray had a strict rule you couldn't talk about anything Brony related lol
I wonder because of who
It's a such a minor part of my identity I barely care to mention it.
I like other stuff too, because I'm not obsessive like that lol.
Besides, haven't really cared much since the show ending like 6 years ago.
Bro had a pony pfp sati
we watched terminator salvation
It was not terminator 3 and had the goat Jake Sully’s actor in it but Sam was not as good as he is as the goat Jake Sully here
how the actual fuck is anyone supposed to defend against that Canada power play
Reinhardt/McDavid/Crosby/Mckinnon/Makar is a fucking disgusting line lmao
It’s literally stupid how op it is
Imagine being some random German 3rd liner and you have to go against a line of Marner/Crosby/Stone lmao. This team is absurdly stacked.
Also Suzuki looking every shift like “Wait, it’s this fucking easy to be line mates with McDavid?”
Dude it came out this morning that during the summer the Finnish players had thrown in the idea to bring Paul Maurice into the coaching staff or the head coach for our team for these olympics and Maurice was even open to the idea but OUR FUCKING FEDERATION TOOK IT NOWHERE and then gave Pennanen a new deal 😭
We could have been cooking so hard this tourney. Just look at fucking Italy with our frmer coach who won a bunch of championships with Liiga bois against NHL heavy Russia, Sweden, Canada and USA sides and won the last olympics. Italy is not this good. Coach makes such a fucking difference
At least we beat Sweden like in 4 nations
The extent to which I would consider myself a brony would be that the show was surprisingly good, with fun characters and comics.
The community was friendly(if you ignore the nazis and creeps it attracted), and the fan creations fed my interest in art as something I wanted to pursue.
I've seen so many people make being a fan their entire identity, to the point where there's one guy I banned on EQD when I was a mod who is still upset how the show ended and buying twitter ads to complain about it.
That's way too cringe for me to associate with lol, and I haven't really cared to. It was fun, but I there's other things more worth my time.
Making anything you enjoy your whole personality is mega cringe. Regardless of if it’s rock climbing, watching a TV show or getting tattoos. Like I love Silent Hill but imagine if liking Silent Hill 3 was my whole personality.
Could be worse.
Could be the Silent Hill foreskin guy.
I watched a 4 hour video on that once. I don’t wanna talk about it. There’s too much lore there.
I also absolutely love the small rinks in these olympics, usually international hockey has such huge ones. This is so much more entertaining
Pear trying to up his status by impersonating Jimmy
SAD!!!
lol this team just isn’t fair
Slot on Arsenal
They play such shit football god I hope they choke
pp for canada this gonna be fun
Team Canada is a team I would make in NHL 07 when I would turn off salary cap and force trades. This team is ungodly stacked lol
I feel so blessed being able to witness this. This shit should not be allowed to play lol
vadee’s boi on a breakthrough there
The NHL defenders that are bad people have to defend this power play in hell for all of eternity lol.
Yes lmao
Did u guys ever play nhl blitz i think it was where u could have like a pharoh on u team etc- shit was wild
NFL Blitz the League where you can buy hookers and give your players roids was a certified hood classic
Sorry, sex workers.
Lol waot was probably hitz
Yeah, I misread it. The NHL version was called NHL Hitz. Never played it but NFL Blitz was my jam in the day
Hitz was fire me n my bro played a lot
I haven’t played an NHL game in so long but Ovechkin was a literal god in NHL 08. Like literally felt like he had a 1000 rating
So basically every other Olympics hockey team is like…. Fk it we ball? Errr puck
Italian dudes being like “Eh what the fuck is-a-this?”
They got our GOAT coach so they gucci
Harby yalls skier girl thicc but like she lives in murica fat
lol
Yo she strsight skied into the back after her run- we were dying
Akira Schmid being the Swiss goalie is pretty desperate
He’s been great so far
Insane save on Crosby
@catboyveterinarian:disqus I apologize I didn't know beforehand
In that case, another fumble on our GM for replacing him with 35 y/o Markstrom
This line is producing fucking art
McDavid is so locked in it’s actually terrifying lol
Celebrini too
My boy is thriving playin with actual defensemen lol
I feel bad because I fell asleep and never got to reply to Brony
There’s no way they’re not going all the way. USA is no match to this even though they stacked too
Yeah, our team is really great but we’re not “Reinhardt on the fucking 4th line great”
We got Jack Hughes on the 4th line
The larger Olympic rink makes it harder compared to 4 nations because Canada has much better skaters
Like wtf how is it possible to have that kind of depth 😭
Why don’t other teams have 4 of the top 10 Power play players in the league on their second unit? Are they stupid? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a706171f8029ae3e5117e680f1caba57e0d2c6b6ce41141c4725bc77adf43f1c.jpg
Just keep him away from steak restaurants
Don’t compare him to my boi Reino
It must be nice having a former Vezina award winner as your backup Goalie lol.
Mark Stone hurt again eh
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Well that was effortless. Bruh this third line is stupid lmao
Right? Literally all switzerland snap your fingers and Canada is at the other end and the puck is in the back of the net lol
Canada just has better skaters than everyone too. It allows them to win every puck damn near.
I think they just changed the rules for that this year
Let me meme in peace without logic ok Vadee
Not even a yellow card. He touched the puck SMHMH.
IDK what the skating equivalent of jogging is but Marner was literally not even doing that and he still got there first lol
Can’t do anything but laugh at this
Yeah its over. Its up to the US to beat this team
On principle, I have to root against the US.
Good man
They’re not beating this beast
Not even kidding, 4 Nations might be more competitive than the Olympics
Celebrini/Mcdavid/McKinnon might be more broken in real life than in a game lol
Celebrini isn't even playing center because they have Crosby and Horvat lmao
Literally 32/32 teams have Horvat on their first power play and he’s not even the best PP player on their second unit lmao. Shit is unreal loaded.
Bro, how does Celebrini’s goal look fast in slo motion lol. He fucking ripped that hoe.
How much fucking money is on that Canada bench good lord.
FuFuck I work on national steakburger day
Oh no
I work at a place doing a 1 dollar steakburger deal for it. It's gonna be busy and imma have to throw away trash and shit ton of stuff besides dishes.
WWhy Are there dumb holidays like national steakburger day
SSave Me harby
Because murica
When I did cross guard duty there was a national cross guard day
What do yall think about centrism?
it would be the ideal thought process but people mistake "middle of the road" with "on the fence"
Because you’re assuming that one side wants all the good things of their side and the other offers only the good things about being conservative.
There’s not a single conservative in America that actually believes in a traditional right wing ideology. They all just want to be racist and pretend the economy matters even though they destroy it every single time.
that's where "ideal" comes into place. Human stupidity ruins the theories.
The “ideal” cannot physically exist. You want a socially liberal society with conservative economic policies that don’t systemically help people nor save money.
It’s a fucking fallacy.
II Think that a lotta people like to pretend to be centrist to hide what they actually believe so yhey don't argue witg people.
I think that the argument both sides have good people falls apart when one side has nazis
I see people share around that "centrism fan" account on Twitter fairly often, and I'm just like… being a fan sounds pretty cringe.
AAgreed
I mentioned to someone that I didn't like liberals all that much, and they asked me if I was a centrist.
I was grossed out by that tbh lol.
politics is such an idiotic subject matter that the word "liberal" can mean right wing in a country and left wing in another.
Politics can be headache when no one shares the same definition of what anything even means.
How is anyone supposed to agree on anything when the words themselves are a point of contention?
To be fair, Trump supporters don’t know the words and don’t care either.
Trump supporters are funny like that.
Or they would be if they were just a fringe cult.
I actually miss the days where the biggest controversy that divided nations was if the dress was blue and black or white and gold
America has always been this stupid and divided. Trump is a symptom, not the disease.
It's valid. Maybe not in the USA, but elsewhere it is.
There’s no political spectrum in the US. It’s either slightly right wing or literal Fascism. That’s it.
I mean here it's pretty much left-wing and centre but there are some very small right-wing groups that everyone usually just laughs at I guess.
There’s no political spectrum in the US. It’s either slightly right wing or literal Fascism. That’s it.
In Australia we generally rotate who is in power fairly regularly (when their own party don't stab them in the back and fire them first anyway).
Liberals (right side here) are good at saving money, poor at benefitting the people. Labor (left side here) are good at doing stuff for people but really bad at budgeting. We need to alternate to get both positives in balance.
About as much as the “I don’t like politics” crowd. Which is to say I hate everyone.
Any ism is dumb. People need to stop boxing themselves into political categories. Even centrism which suppossedly is middle of the road gets up it's own ass as we've seen
I suppose people simply have the need for labels and categories.
people need heroes and tribes to feel included. If you got shit to do and stuff to worry about you rarely engage passionately on politics
I can be rather passionate at times, though I've always had a distaste for authority. Particular the abusive and corrupt kind.
For myself, I'd like to leave some impact on the world.
Leave it a better place than when I arrived.
Yelling online however only seems to raise one's blood pressure.
oh you don't need a political spectrum to be against corruption and tyranny. That shit is sadly on both ends. You just need to be a decent fucking person.
Yeah apparently. Maybe as someone that's never understood the appeal of sports I just don't really get it. I've seen self-righteous people being annoying or extreme with every label, not just the perceived "good" or "bad" ones
I specifically mean identifying yourself as one of those btw. It's just a new form of tribalism
Fall and see deez nuts on ya chin
My sister's baby calls me backdoor
She's trying to call you Tractor, but the syllables confuse her.
ShShe knows my real name
It's a nickname.
It's a sign of endearment.
AAwww
II Label karma a dork
Dorkism
A dork is a whale's penis.
Aya was low key bullying us
It's sometimes more annoying to be mildly under the weather than full blown sick. Oh well, hopefully it goes away tomorrow
OOh When I say it it's dorkism when aya says it, it's cute. Why do you hate dougie?
PPear And me should become green arrow and red arrow. But old school them and take out the corrupt
One issue we'll call green lantern racist
Which lantern? Guy Gardener?
NNo Again hal Jordan. That was a bad period for him he also dated a 14 year old around then.
Yes her species matures at that age but fuck you hal you dated a 14 year old
That's no good.
SoSomeone at DC at the time really hated hal. He ended up becoming a villain called parallax. Which was later retconned
Apparently Deathstroke is also sus af.
YYup very creepy.
Gross harby farted so loud I felt it rumble
the principle to be followed is NGLTP
No Green Lantern, Tis Parralax?
Hal Jordan fans get this
Now Go Lick Tim's Penis?
Tim needs to stop putting it in people's face
Flip flop, lick the cock
Tim likes this comment
FFINNISH HUMAN HYBRID TURTLES FINNISH HUMAN HYBRID TURTLES
HARBY IN A HALF SHELL FINNISH POWER
When I put my midfielder’s role to Mezzala even though IDK what that is and he scores a brace https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f926fb9ed3a1b56640f214319d9827ec5dd3f1bd62588ef2a7b7bd18760a69b8.jpg
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I have Kit Wilson’s theme stuck in my head.
Some people say his theme is the only good thing about him
I have never seen 1 nanosecond of him wrestling. I just heard his theme and it’s a banger.
IIt's Funny when a wrestler randomly has a theme people love and people who have never watched their matches know the theme too. Just like fandango
I’ve seen Joe Hendry wrestle but he literally got over because of people singing his theme.
I would 100% be Santino if I was a wrestler. A comedy midcarder people loved but I never actually achieve anything lol
HeyHey he was the authority figure in TNA for like a year and was betrayed by his daughter
I believe in Joe Hendry
Honestly, in my career arc, I definitely go to TNA and have a mediocre heel run lol
You become international champion but you defend it like twice in 4 months
And hardcore IWC people will say “He’s not even a bad heel he’s just too likable to get heat.”
SSome People will say you should have signed with AEW and you'd get a better run
And to get cheep heat I say “Why so I can be on ROH wrestling for hot dogs in 3 weeks” on twitter and it causes a massive meltdown.
SSome People will say you went too far others will say he's in character and you all fell for it
I also randomly show up in New Japan as a Luchador every other month
Bus is 9 minutes late
El Satirico
I have a spider puppet named La Raña and my finisher is throwing her at people and they get “bit”
LLmao. That woulr absolutely get so over
Is 32 too late to do roids and wrestle lol
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Oh no. This is actually crazy
AI has you figured out
To be fair, that is literally the point of the “character” all my reviews have hyperbolized jokes. You can tell how much I like something by how few jokes I can make about hyperbolizing the game’s problems for comedy lol
I googled because was gonna use translate to make your name in Spanish but saw that
Satty once visited a site I owned, and one of my friends who I'd made a mod genuinely asked me if they a trouble maker because of their username.
Lol, I vaguely remember that.
It was back when Disqus had channels, like 8 years ago lol
Lol
NNah Man. DDP was like 40 during his world title run.
Also, I made sure I wrote and performed my own song so that I can’t get def rebeled.
IIt's Actually legit funny last years royal rumble I barely knew who was coming out because the themes were all so generic
That’s what everyone said lol. They didn’t know who was coming out because everyone had the same theme lol
I was like Who? Oh okay I like that guy
Honey is synthesizing levels of vitamin D you can’t fathom https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/64d646ac53026586751af455bd76ccb5104721c61201578edb70be9a9e6f082e.jpg
OOmg
Also, this cat decided to just stick around a lot https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6dddb3b46fce52a03a7296e7c5a2048c51df770d3cf383c3d34bcd081a0eda97.jpg
Cat army
Pete Hegseth looks like he comments “hella hot pic” on 16 year old girls instagram accounts.
I'm sure he actually has numerous times
Decided to reinstall fallout 1. Got through vault 15 just fine cuz I wanted some gear, but then my companion Ian, who I gave an smg, ended up hitting a critical miss and shot me full of lead. I died because of him got sent back to my last save in Shady Sands.
How is fallout 1?
Fun.
only issue is the text is awfully small on modern displays.
Strains my eyes a bit.
Would love a remaster that at least let's me zoom in.
I knew about the meme, but I thought "nah, it can't be that bad"
It's like going hunting with Dick Cheney.
https://youtu.be/MC9PTsDbN1I?si=pmLMF-SijBD0Ijqi
Lol
That would be a good quality of life improvement
WH40K Dawn of War got a remaster recently that looks great.
I tried the classic version briefly but it felt so claustrophobic.
HHopefully Fallout games get remastered for everything
I've been going through Tim Cain's YT channel lately which has been a great resource, and there he said while a lot of people would probably love it, the subject was tricky for him, so I don't think it's coming anytime soon.
https://youtu.be/HDGmxE_G5PI?si=eUGyeYQpYBotuAdP
TThat Sucks and is unfortunate
HHarby Never buys me ps5s. He hates me
I wanna play Arlham Knight or KH2 but I have some brain fog today. Maybe it's time I catch up on shows
Watch my hero macadamia
I need to finish the last season
I figured
Arlham?
Arlham city is good too
ArlHam Knight. Brave Warrior of the Round Eye Roast Table.
Harb Cheney
Also JJK is good again. The Kill Bill episode was fire
I need to start that
I missed all the fun disqussions today
II Blame harby
I bought a TV from Walmart for $300 because it was just meant as a back up but I don't like it. Do you think it's worth spending $900 for a better one? They told me to buy one for $500 to $600 but there's nothing noticeable better under $900.
Definitely worth spending I think
thank you
I don't even want the $900 TV that much though. The one I want is $1300 but I'm not sure if it's worth paying 4x the price.
The only show I actively want to catch up on now is Frieren but that feels like a saturday morning show so idk what to do
NNot Counting live action, but I don't feel like watching hour long episodes today
I don't really have anything to watch either (besides Mushoku Tensei but I don't want to watch it because it's so good) I always clear my backlog by binging everything in December.
WWork Time. Hopefully my anxiety doesn't make this a shit day
Sorry. I hope it goes well.
I lied I'll play KH2 for a bit until I feel like watching a movie or something
Personally, I won’t be joining up. I won’t make it, I know how to hold a gun properly.
My GF broke up with me a week before Valenines day. I guess thats life.
SSorry Man. That's awful.
Dang
https://youtu.be/RAw0v3hwEn0?si=7PiHILXzmvFCJDC3
Xenogears despite the age related flaws is one of the GOAT JRPGs.
https://youtu.be/rjyh94S8Gkk?si=44XBgYlH6OIsVDtu
I wonder if Satty would love Mewgenics or hate it.
Tactical role playing rogue like life sim.
Bruh, that’s just real life. Fuck outta here.
I mean I guess if your life is based around managing a cat eugenics program to create the perfect mutant breed for monster killing then sure.
I guess that does answer a few questions about your free time and cat harem though.
I needed this laugh
If you want a real review of Badlands, I thought it was pretty great overall. It’s a story about the Predators overcoming their biggest hunt yet: confronting toxic masculinity.
But on the real, I like the characters and interactions, the CGI and world building is super cool, some great set pieces with good direction and while the over arching story is kind of generic, I like the idea of seeing the Predators hunting something other than humans and their traditions etc.
Overall very enjoyable, I like the overall themes and I can’t exactly complain about finally getting something watchable in this franchise.
Nah, felt like the director was auditioning for a Marvel movie. If it was “insert any random alien”, then yeah, solid movie.
Tight game but we got it over the line against Italy
Italy is like… Oddly good? Lol. They almost came back against Sweden despite them having like 56 shots lol
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Oh, you were being sarcastic lol
I think Harby might goon to Canada beating Sweden for like a month straight if that happens
My absolute favorite new propaganda is “But the Dow Jones is up!”
Oh sorry, let me be happy your wall street buddies are getting richer. Please continue kidnapping US citizens
Frieren is such a vibe. I'm glad I waited for morning to watch
Leo, Brazil won a gold in skiing
We just won a winter gold medal this sounds so surreal
https://x.com/i/status/2022478360970928577
Barry is the first to go
Every time I use the toilet in my apartment my legs go numb.
I hate it.
I wonder why that happens.
Height of the thing, plus shape of the seat.
Just annoying.
Gotta hold onto the shower curtain rod until the blood flows back to my legs.
That sounds annoying.
I watched Predator Badlands last night
It looked fun.
Wanna see it.
Anyone try out the new Sons of Sparta game
Bournemouth scammed the fuck out of 3 different big clubs and yet they’re still not good despite making obscene money on these transfers. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c2c15aeb54e07dcd9773ab10a7a1b958e6bed88a1803b1a26069f4d629d04f8a.jpg
I hate being rude to people but I don't know how to tell someone I think they're wrong without making them feel bad
TThere Are ways but it can be hard to figure them out
Harby is gonna be devastated. Wwe was voted worst wrestling promotion of 2025
By who, Meltzer and terminally online people who have Mina Shiwakawa body pillows?
I know people seem to be bored/upset with the WWE product but like… AEW is trying to push Wheeler Yuta as “The next Stone Cold” so…
Like you don't have images saved of her…..
but yeah fans voted for that. CMLL won best promotion
Ok, I didn’t say I didn’t find her attractive. But I also don’t pretend that I like watching Moxleh promos.
He can't say wolf. He says woof. So when he called himself a woof he lost so much aura
What being br*tish does to a mfer
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Also, imagine Wheele Yuta trying to pull off saying “You make me sad WHAT Melancholy WHAT You make me wanna CRY!”
https://youtu.be/VkeFN6yZ7Fg?si=t8tRBRj-uldh_GJz
Google tna 2002 cheeks
I’m 90% sure my soul would leave my body taking a power bomb from him.
HHe was so fat he broke the ring once
https://youtu.be/CK0komZ6u2c?si=d7rXoGQITbhtMKzC
Some of the segments in this era are legit unhinged and like abstract humor. The cut to there being a broadcaster in the house where he’s sitting with a gun is so fucking funny lol
LLike Sunny fucking Elmo. I never saw that until recently
Also Harby, Sweden dropped to where they’d have to play USA or Canada first round of the knockouts.
Yes sati this is like christmas to me lol
I figured.
Harbane
Harby is a gun
Always good when the official white house page is dropping racial slurs on main. This country is fucking disgusting
Also, I’m still working on my story that I started. I just haven’t been writing all the much the last 2 weeks
https://youtu.be/wh_jy7tkBoQ?si=51rYwJZMKPp6TUEi
I started playing Dawn of Sorrow last night
Good
It’s really fun. I just got the double jump. The music is so good dude.
It's a great game It's only flaw is that it doesn't have arias art
Also, MARCO BIZOT is the backup at PSG in my save lol
DK, is there already a finisher called the Downward Spiral because I think that would be a cool name for a finisher.
TThrre Is actually
Damnit. That would be a cool name for my finisher. My other “finisher” is a diamond cutter DDT but I use my scarf and it’s called the Scarf Cutter
https://youtu.be/9BpbdIG-v9E?si=MAnLXVBSdriOczrS
Oh wow, I feel like I should have known this lol
YoYoung cope
Scarf cutter!
Finland beat Italy 11-0 lmao
This would be my finisher. I'd either call it the DK crusher or DK driver
https://youtu.be/LEvjRW8KyZw?si=SQuyeejZFJEX6FVA
YAAAAAAAAAS GO HARBY
I’m kinda just now realizing how silly the concept of a WWE game is. Like you’re competing mechanically like it’s a real fight when it would be scripted if it was actual wrestling lol
That's why I like that now your graded for how exciting yhe match is. Like I've lost matches because I wanted a cool ending and it backfired
TBF, I haven’t played a wrestling game since like SvR 2008 lol
They play it safe but still fun
So is Townfall supposed to be the next mainline Silent Hill game? I'm gonna be honest, as much as like the two recent SH games, not a fan of making it an annual thing. Leave it to Konami to make boneheaded decisions I guess
We literally didn’t get a mainline SH game for almost a decade before 2 remake so IDK why you’re acting like it’s oversaturated lol
Facts
Like, I get what he’s saying, I definitely don’t want a new one every year, but they’d be absolutely stupid not to capitalize on the momentum of Silent Hill F and 2 remake.
I mean I would prefer a new one every 2 years or so, like what Capcom does with RE. Making things annual will turn things into Assassins Creed and COD
The reason why AC and COD are oversaturated is not because they’re annual. It’s because they never change. Silent Hill F and SH2 are completely different games.
Fatigue can also set in as well
These ants built a hill around a discarded blunt filter in my front yard and in my head cannon, they saw it fall from the mouth of the Titans and dedicated their lives to worshipping it lol
This is now canon
I hate valentine's day
It’s just my dad’s birthday to me tbh. But I wish I jad a girl to buy flowers for
I let the loneliness of it get to me and had suicidal thoughts last night. I'm better now but I am mad at myself for letting it get like thar
I get it. I might not show it but I’m still not over cutting off my friend. Stay strong
It's just starting to feel impossible and I gotta accept being alone
II Hope silver gets good pokeyman cards
Hockey olympics have been meh so far, too many countries that have no business being here. We're all just waiting for US vs Canada
I mean, you can’t force Italy to have better hockey players lol
Also blame Russia for being evil. They would surely do better than most of these teams if they were allowed
Go Canada 🇨🇦 ❤️
They're probably gonna win anyway and Canadian media will be unbearable. They gotta milk it as much as possible since a Canadian team will never win another Cup
Imagine how unbearable trump will be if the US wins, or loses
So just an average day then. He’s just gonna be insufferable no matter what?
YYup. Why can't he ever just shut the fuck up
He'll probably make an unhinged tweet because someone will remind him the olympics are going on and get back to gaslighting about the Epstein files
He’ll just scream about anybody using their first amendment right to criticize him needs to be jailed. While they’re in another country
I saw a clip of a problem trump podcast saying you are actually cool if you're on the list because you could party
Didn't someone on his staff try to claim he was actually an undercover agent trying to expose Epstein and it immediately blew up in his face
That was the massive cope from Republicans. That he wasn’t actually friends with Epstein. Their
cult leaderPresident can do no wrong.All these podcasts are just Russian psy ops. It’s incredibly obvious it’s just proaganda. No normal humans think raping teenage girls means you’re cool.
Just look at Joe Rogan. For years that dude talked and talked about conspiracies and the government hiding things from you and now he just flat out defends pedophilia. It’s all Russian sponsored propaganda.
Anyway, I'm almost done with Silksong at last I think. Not sure how much is left but I need to get through this last part which will unlock I assume the home stretch.
I love how the kid who won us Brazil's first ever medal has the most Norwegian surname possible
Y’all don’t have mountains?
We have like one town in the whole of Brazil with two inches of snow a year
Chicken is a luxury. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2926cc565738d08bbcf42b75ab4ef6b0c5af361716822c31848500ebd6a9d920.jpg
Ah yes, the thing that’s making everyone in America broke… 5 dollar costco chickens you can get at least 2 meals out of…
I like how they ignore the real problems people are going through and choose a random item to act like is a huge waste of money. They wanna make those gens look bad instead of addressing real societal problems
Some Americans will literally do anything to avoid blaming rich people for why everything fucking sucks while we have “journalists”
Writing shit like this
I get existential dread at the thought that somebody had to discover and explore Antarctica. Like imagine bing jn the 1800’s and you have zero clue what’s out there. It’s just freezing unknown ice for miles and miles.
LLol
Pear let's but chicken and feast like kings
BBuy
Lots of good games coming out this year
DDamn Woke harby. He feasts on rotisserie chicken and baguettes while we struggle
Like just look at some of the articles that get written about Trump “Trump shows some signs of cognitive decline” on a video where he is babbling so incoherently that it would get 60 days of coverage on Fox News if it was Biden. The media is just as culpable if not more for Trump than anybody. They want him to be President because writing articles about how Biden fell asleep and ate ice cream doesn’t hit as hard as “Trump literally bombs a country to cover up for being a pedophile”
I hate how we have to wait another month for NFL FA and then another month after that for the draft. Give me Caleb Downs already
I wish I was invested in something even half as much as sports people are invested in sport
Start watching some games. NBA and NHL seasons are still going on and playoffs are in 2 months. Baseball starts next month although we'll be witnessing a D*dgers 3-peat
Sports just doesn't interest me. I also don't like the camera work. Every time I try to watch a sport I get bored
Yeah I feel that, I would say maybe start watching a local team or player you like or something to get invested.
Like of all the fucking things rotisserie chicken??? At least avocado toast is actually kinda bougie. A rotisserie chicken is literally less than buying raw chicken breasts. I don’t get it lol
Harbougie
I mean, I wasn’t really aware that I was contributing to wealth inequality by eating a bird that was domesticated for the peasant class to have food lol
Also, Dunkin coffee is a joke too. Nearly $5 for a latte that just tasted like milk
How dare you, murica runs on dunkin
That Dunkin ad in the super bowl made me never want to go there. But not that I would, there aren’t even any out here.
And no, I’m not defending Biden being a senile old fuck either BTW. I’m just saying it’s like they just put blindfolds on when Trump acts like he’s sundowning on live TV but if Biden stumbled over a word it was national news for the next week and a half straight.
Nasty satty defending bumbling biden. People are saying you're very nasty. What a nasty thing to say. Trump is the most mentally fit president everyone is saying
The blatant proaganda when Bondi gets asked questions like that is so disturbing. Like “no, ignore your eyes, he’s actually shredded. You’re just woke” anti-reality death cult. Like I’ve been saying.
We're fucked
I joked but we’re literally one degree of separation away from the 30 Rock “North Korea always sunny, Good time happy time always”!
At least the dow is up
“We manipulated the market with tariffs and won our own game! Be HAPPY! Did you even say T H A N K Y O U?
I joked but we’re literally one degree of separation away from the 30 Rock “North Korea always sunny, Good time happy time always”!
I want a rotisserie chicken
Hilary the hawk. I imagine her dressed as hawk girl fighting the patriarchy
I love doubles mixed figure skating because the girls always let the guys just bury their face in their tits at the end because there ain’t a straight guy in that entire competition.
WWhy Are y0u such a homophobic person?
It’s not homophobic, I’m happy his boyfriend was crying for him in the stands.
This isn’t a bit by the way. It literally happened lol.
AAwww
It was cute tbh
Sorry, I’ve been punching down a bit on the jokes lol.
So dating advice from someone who never been on a date. Bring her a rotisserie chicken as a power move and gut healthy drinks. She will think you're rich
“Oh yeah baby, you wanna hear something? I got a whole costco rotisserie chicken AND Kambucha at home.”
I also haveca refrigerator to put it in gurl
FINNISH HUMAN HYBRID TURTLE
FINNISH HUMAN HYBRID TURTLE
HARBY IN HALF SHELL
TURTLE POWER
I had a classic Satty dream last night
DDid You see a painting of yourself on fire with bleeding eyes?
No. I was at a DnD night with my friend but a hot girl wanted to join so I was being nice to her as the DM so she could learn and my friend said “I didn’t know your class was white Knight” which is absolutely the way my brain works when I’m awake so it’s hilarious how it works that way when I’m asleep too
And it was like a full ass short story lol
White knight satty
The dream ended with me getting her number and then we did a dance scene and I wish I was making that up lol.
Episode title dungeons and dancing the white knight chronicles
It was basically based on something that actually happened. I was absolutely fucking hammered at this bar (thanks Amber for making me do fucking Irish car bombs)
And there was a comic shop in the shame shopping center as the bar and this guy was outside and I kinda knew him because he ran the trivia nights. He was like “Hey you know how to play DnD and I think I said “Never played it but I beat Final Fantasy 1” and they were like “Can you be a cleric for us” and I was drunk so sure. They were in the back of the comic shop playing DnD. And I think the first thing I asked because we were in a tavern was “What do I have to roll to successfully hit on the bartender?” And they were like “Just heal ok?”
I doxxed my friend. Whatever.
Dang I missed it because I was watching the baby
Harby is a 🐢
How do you allow a goal from a shot mid ice
By not being very good
To be fair to the goalie, they painted the entire boards black, so how the fuck was he supposed to see it from far away. We shouldn’t trust Italy to make ice rinks again.
Also, it did take a deflection off his own defensemen. Probably should have had it but the ice level view makes me way more sympathetic. Legit disappears against the stupid ass dark boards right where he releases it from
Apparently a squirrel decided my car engine waa the perfect spot to build a nest, and it fucked up my car in the process
What a dick
Is he nuts? 😎
Winner gets Greenland
How come Russian athletes are competing in other events without their flag but not hockey?
Jack Hughes goal
II'm Gonna be offline like a week. My mental health got really bad. Gonna message my therapist tomorrow because she said she was busy today when we talked earlier.
Later diki- try to stay positive
Be well, man.
Suck it Finland, suck it Canada, we the real winter nation
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😭
I hate every single person turning on BF6 and apologizing to COD etc. now because of the S2 announcement. This game always garbage you fucking idiots but you're not allowed to say the truth without getting dogpiled.
I’m sorry spiffy. Let people live in the simulacrum.
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Rocket boy strikes again. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/749aaa3026308d30aac9ab4fe9daf2bb7a32cd330b07c297f73149de57ecc154.jpg
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Also, I think we all meed to look at ourselves and tell Hollywood that two stars trying to act like they’re madly in love with each other for publicity isn’t a thing that should happen. Remember when everyone was like “Oh it’s cute Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson fell in love on set.
FAKE
Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi did not suddenly get obsessed with each other. At best they trauma bonded.
Hi
We’ve won 3 bronze medals so far this olympics
Stop the count
And yet we are ahead of you with a gold. Somefuckinghow
Bruh… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0420611c7b9d03bf8bd55ecbedd6212166c1329e8ede29742fb24baf4c25ec8e.jpg
Who
The happiest widow in America
Ok
Oh yeah I see the name now at the end
It’s Charlie Kirk’s wife lol
She did Iron Man 2 esque entrance after her husband died
I saw a video of Bautista’s WWE entrance with the pyro and the top comment was “Erika Kirk when her husband gets murdered” lol
The ig name was so retarded i missed it at first
Netflix doing a documentary to prove it wasn’t their fault the Stranger Things finale was a joke is crazy work lmao
I couldn’t take Wuthering Heights seriously even if it was good. There were no girls who looked as good as Margot Robbie in the 1800’s. If a girl like her did exist, 15 royal families would spend decades fighting wars over who gets to force her to marry them
So they should have cast a drug addict off the streets is your take
They should have hired an actress who isn’t a sex symbol is what I’m saying lol. Believe it or not, they do exist.
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Oof
Adam Slither considering abolishing the draft and letting rookies instead hit FA when they declare is so fucking dumb but I guess thats what the NBA would want, to become the MLB
“Why yes, we’d love every single young star to play for the Lakers, how can you tell?”
Hearing the national announcers glazing Macklin 😭😭😭 Our boy is truly a superstar.
Timo becoming a force for Switzerland after being shackled to dump and chase hockey on the Devils
Tom Wilson getting a Gordy Howe hat trick at the Olympics lmao
I mean, I know it’s France but good lord this Canada team is unbelievable lol.
Long gone are the days of Lecavalier and Lemieux.
I used to get Vinny Lecavlier in every skngle franchise mode in NHL when I was a kid just because I loved hearing the announcer say “Lecavalier”
And also he was a monster kn the Lightning. He was always like 90+ rated in the 2000’s.
I thought he was in the HOF because of that but I guess not
I would have guessed he was too but I guess not.
Imagine being so stacked you have to put Celebrini on the wing because you have too many centers lol
FRANK
https://x.com/i/status/2023092953393111160
Movie of the night is Top Gun
USA goal song should be American Dad
I can't bring myself to care about most movies regardless of how good they're supposed to be.
I'm sorry but I can't read gender nonconforming forums without feeling like a lot these people are just insane
what is this https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4407f0285b8728fd3c2f84497a26c7104aecd51d46c5dccfc1e8ab9e4fc6e33d.png
The featured post reminds me of Stray. Did Brony get banned?
I finished Arkham Knight, that was pretty enjoyable
I'm surprised you haven't played it until now
FRANK
I’m going to see NIN in March.
Bruh I hope they play Tron
I’m sure they’ play at least 1 song
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No, Morty the Ghost gym Leader is me in Pokemon form https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/10078ca424f3bc61230c45fc556f392f9d090f3f51c8bc3cc510cbe5bb9bb7b7.jpg
Today is Lizzie's bday aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I don’t know if there’s a specific term for it but Victorian era photography is one of my biggest fears. My god it’s so fucking creepy. Any time they play like old projections from the 20’s or some shit it makes me so unsettled. They have all these old movies from the 20’s on Max and I’m like “fuck no”
Also the Titanic wreck? Fucking creeps me out so much. But there’s a specific name for that fear already, submechaniphobia
Play the house in fata morgana
I’m absolutely terrified of new Knight ep spoikers. This is the big set piece ep and I have to make do 8h at work without looking at my socials 😭
Yeah spoilers are pretty annoying. For a while there some dude kept spoiling Fallout episodes for me ><
I’m betting Garby
There is a jousting match and medevil shenanigans
The English version of Samuel is heavily localized for American audiences with Best Buy over Boulanger, Miami over Nice etc. but they replaced Zidane with Landon Donovan and I can't imagine most Americans kids even knowing who he is.
Wait they force women on ultimate team?
God this was horrible timing to get sick
I haven’t been sick in so long
Same. This wouldn't even be that big a deal if I just had more time to get stuff done. It feels like severe allergies with extra steps
Twitter is down. Elon must have asked Grok “make sure everybody loves me” and it malfunctioned.
Oh it was only for a few thousand users. I’m sure the one real human that was affected is very upset.
Growing up is realizing that the DOW wasn’t even up 50K at the point Pam Bondi mentioned it.
I miss the TL notes we would get in old fan subs. Someone watching Kingdom would have so many things go over their head unless they're already familiar with anime or Japanese culture.
Yes Jimmy I basically stopped playing because of that (and market changes). Why would I pay to open packs full of players I've never heard of with arbitrary stats?
It's worse than the old PES games with made up players because they didn't have all the licensing rights.
What do you mean you don’t wanna play with Zidan and Robert C. Arlos
Shows like Kingdom and Vinland Saga should mix in more episodic fable like episodes. I noticed Three Kingdoms and sometimes Fat/ do that well.
DPC: I like the rain. It has never bothered me since I grew up in Seattle.
Same, it's cozy when you're inside
Ok, maybe “grew up” there is a stretch. I lived there from first to 4th grade but whatever.
I don’t think “spent some of my formative years there” rolls off the tongue the same.
Honestly, Washington is the only state I would be fine with living in over California. Everywhere else I’ve been pales in comparison to these two states.
New England area is nice.
Cape Cod is (where I spent my summers growing up with my butler and chauffeur) but I’d rather live in downtown New Jersey off the turnpike than Bawston
I watched like 3 eps of a knight of the seven kingdoms yesterday since I was too sick by that point to do anything else. I really like it, could have done without the shitting and pissing scenes thos
Stupid shounen violence in Kingdom is so scary but along with Naruto it's also one of the only shounen series with mass murder
There's also Ghost Hunt, but that's like a procedural kinda thing and I don't remember it being that scary
Is Devilman considered scary? I don't know of it can compared to western slashers but generally all the good "horror" anime are psychological like Perfect Blue.
I think Kara no Kyoukai would be the scariest of it weren't for all the action scenes. It's extremely unsettling.
It's not. Fucked up, not scary
There's not that many horror movies Id call scary either.
Honestly true. The only ones I consider scary are also usually the bad ones
To me, unnerving or suspensful counts as scary. I don’t necessarily think Cure is “scary” but the ending is still absolutely creepy as fuck to me. But it’s so subjective it’s kinda not worth arguing about. You could be afraid of getting sick in a city you’re not familiar with and thus think the exorcist is the scariest movie ever. Meanwhile, I’m afraid of Scorpions so The Scorpion King is the scariest Rock movie for me.
Sil, I have a question
I can't binge most anime anymore without wanting to fall asleep but I don't even realize how many episodes of Kingdom I'm watching because they go by so quickly
RIP Robert Duvall
I get that clapping can be loud and bothersome to people, but holy fuck the insistence people have on snapping fingers instead is so much worse. It's like a sensory thing for me, and gets under my skin way more. I hate it.
Every once in a while I get a wisp of mainstream gaming discourse and I realize why nobody takes gaming seriously.
With just a handful of exceptions, most of my gaming these days is with older titles.
A lot of current stuff, particularly multiplayer really doesn't interest me much if at all.
And if a game has crafting, I'm not even bothering with it.
It’s less about that but my gaming got vastly more enjoyable when I just focused on things I think I would like and filling in the rest with games that I know I like.
It’s insane to me people are still buying COD and Battlefield and games like that and bitching about them sucking. I had zero desire to touch the new AC game and that’s FINE. Mainstream gaming discourse is just people being mad that the most washed franchises suck. AC wasn’t good 15 years ago, why would it magically get better now?
AC was good 15 years ago
Barely.
Its still fine honestly- you just matured which is fine
I mean it's "fine" but it's cookie cutter and most of the content is a waste of time. It was different when the games were 20 hours long as opposed to 50
I liked the ezio games at the time they came out, but the gameplay of the series got stale really fast. Same with Far Cry or any other ubisoft game really.
I did like Far Cry 5, but 4 genuinely bored me near to death.
COD… I have honestly just never cared for. Never liked zombies at all, but my friends were all over it like it was crack. Blech.
Battlefield 6 did actually interest me with their custom games mode, like in old school halo. Wanna try that at some point, but EA is still awful.
I dunno, I think u guys forget not every game is made for incel 30-40 year olds. My kids love AC and their friends as well because its not nearly as hard to play as other games. Shadows sold very well , again its ok for games to be for a different fanbase than just u
You’re not an incrl for not liking corpo slop Jimmy. But my point is that there’s no reason continuing to be mad about something being bad when eventually you should just stop caring and move on.
I liked AC Shadows.
I also like action movies that don't do anything special, what I call Friday night movies, they don't require any real thought or effort they are just entertaining enough to relax to. For me entertainment only needs to be entertaining, it doesn't all have to be groundbreaking works of art.
I liked AC Shadows.
I also like action movies that don't do anything special, what I call Friday night movies, they don't require any real thought or effort they are just entertaining enough to relax to. For me entertainment only needs to be entertaining, it doesn't all have to be groundbreaking works of art.
No i mean people complain like they are the only audience when obviously its one of top ten games sold in 2025
Just because kids like something doesn’t mean it should be purposefully low effort Jimmy.
I like it because it is kid friendly- they enjoy it without getting frustrated and its not super sexualized which is nice- at least shadows and mirage
I mean regardless of the audience it could be better. A lot of the reason people like AC nowadays is because they don't have the perspective of what came before, or they only play like 1 or 2 games anyway and the flaws aren't as notable.
Im sure it could, but yeah a lot other games are difficul for tweens
I’m sorry but playing new games, I doubt there are that many difficult new games not made by Fromsoft.
99% of games hold your hand like a motherfucker these days. I really can’t remember the last AAA game that wasn’t made by Fromsoft I thought was actually hard.
God I’m fucked up today
does everyone just commit internet sex crimes now? do you guys have anything you want to get off your chest?
Instagram has been trying to sell me a Balkan themed mousepad for like a year now.
It's not even a particularly cool design or anything.
Do people buy this stuff?
What happened to the squishy boob mouse pads?
I swear half the shit I see advertised online there’s no way it’s actually making money. Who is buying 3D printed picture books of their iphone pictures? There’s no way that makes money.
Economies of scope.
Yeah a Knight of Seven Kingdoms is great. It's refreshing to have this kind of story/MC in the GOT universe
I officially don’t care though
I need help
Frank help me
I know but still
Whatever. I need to just fucking smack myself.
God. You don’t understand how much I wish I was born gay sometimes. Everything about me indicates I was supposed to be gay and then at the end god sprinkled in a few flakes of liking Vietnamese girls as a prank
elaborate
God. You don’t understand how much I wish I was born gay sometimes. Everything about me indicates I was supposed to be gay and then at the end god sprinkled in a few flakes of liking Vietnamese girls as a prank
DK?
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSmSXbDMq/
I'm so confused
NRFTW is better than Dark Souls 1 and Bloodborne. Best Souls game and its just EA.
Have you used the Lacquered Bow?
Kinda broke my build
I havent yet man, it looks fun af though. Its crazy how broken so many builds are right now. I wonder how they will balance it for PVP.
It's cool but makes the game pretty easy.
I have flame gem on it then all my armor adds to my fire or burning damage and have a ring that gives me stamina for each hit. If I hit something with 3 of the 4 projectiles it fires then is refunds the full stamina.
On crucible I just spam attack from near the start of a level and it kills like 80% of the enemies on the level then I just walk a bit to find the rest and wipe them out. I finished crucible with it when i was about level 18 I think.
I hope they dont nerf strong builds too much. We need some super bosses or something to compensate for the ridiculous damage we can do.
Strong builds shouldn't get nerfed but I feel like the lacquered bow will be. I haven't even finished the story yet though (just finished Marin Woods) so I can't really comment on bosses other than the ones I've fought so far have taken max 2 tries with this build
The ending of the story is a huge blue balls moment. Absolute tease.
Lamb. Oh well, wonder if they'll finish it more on release.
It just makes me so excited for 1.0 man. This game shaping up to be goated.
No
You havent even played it
When 1.0 comes out youll know its true
No Tets no
It’s not better than Bloodborne. Bloodborne is not only the best Souls like game, it’s also the best non-Lovecraft Lovecraftian story.
Dark Souls 1 is better than Bloodborne. Bloodborne is very 1 dimensional compared to Dark Souls 1.
I’m honestly not about to have this weak ass convo bro. Whatever.
Because you cant lol
I could but I also want to be loved by a woman agin so I’m not wasting the time.
samsies twin
Bro what
hes too twink to have a talk
morning
Like I’m genuinely sick of this being brought up. The only people who want him here are Oface and Spiffy and no offense but they’re the last people we should be making decisions based off their opinions.
I'm sorry I get it but for what it's worth I annoyed Stray with this as well
Kingdom S6 wasn't as good as seasons 3, 4 and 5 and it ended abruptly. It's comparable to the first cour of S4 but S4 aired 6 months straight with an amazing second half while this was a complete 13 episode season.
best comedy anime I haven't seen?
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Awwwww
I strongly recommend watching Samuel
what happened to everyone? do you guys have jobs? post apocalyptic DP
I’m just really fucked up right now and don’t have anything to post. I’ve just been playing games
I've been sick and also work is what it is
I’m taking a small mental health break. I had 3 really bad days and was suicidal. But also have a job
How often do you guys wash your bed sheets and blankets etc? I do it every other week but I feel like that’s an irregular amount.
And Karma, don’t even answer with some bullshit like “3 months is fine” stop it.
Sheets, I try to every month. 3 months is fine for the blanket unless you're smelly (I am not). That shit's annoying to clean
And since I've been sick I am 1000% cleaning that shit ASAP
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Has anyone seen Wuthering Waves yet?
I meant Wuthering Heights
I still want to know what a Wuthering is
It feels so much older
https://x.com/ToonHive/status/2023551691694764163
The early 2010s was easily the worst era of Nickelodeon
I’ve never even heard of this show
It was complete brainrot
The Batman 2 is going in a weird direction https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/64ab8a1a8983a6508ee57b8e873f5d1d7749f785743b8f706c7214d12642c113.jpg
I hate looking at this featured
There
The quality in this round of the CL is so fucking bad my god.
Overall play in general is bad. Only reason why the PL doesn’t win this every single year is because Real Madrid and Bayern exist.
The PL and every other league are two different sports at this point.
3 of our top Devils players actually looking great when they're not forced to play dump and chase. I'll never forgive this bum ass coach and GM for wasting a year of our core's prime
Karma, Wuthering is an old english word for a bluff that is buffeted by winds. But I the actual location in the story is called Wuthering Heights.
I just look at that word and it reminds me of how Silent Hill Ascension used the word Withering
I’ll never understand how Wout Faes is still at a top level club. He’s genuinely the worst defender I’ve ever seen in the modern PL and he was bad in the Championship lol
UEFA is a joke
OVA/ONAs are better than TV anime at this point
Yeah generally, but we probably get as many of those a year as we get good regular shows
Yes but I just don't think the gap in quality/scope used to be this large before.
I think studios can't keep up with TV scheduling for whatever reason and it's also why we don't see high quality shows like HxH or FMAB air continuously anymore.
What does OVA mean
Pluto, Takopi, Dededede, Look Back there's just nothing comparable
original video animation
I’m not sure how that’s a different distinction to anime
It's like a mini series
Or even a one-off. Sometimes not even movie length
It's not but I mean anime that's released direct to video instead of airing on television. Shows like FLCL, Hellsing Ultimate and LOTGH were OVAs back in the day.
Oh
https://x.com/i/status/2023765046913101852
I don't understand why everyone here dislikes Brony. He's not a bad person at all despite whatever may have happened in the past. I've only spoken to him once every few months in the past few years and he's always been so nice to me.
If he does end up bothering anyone then just ban him again.
Regardless of what happened in the past (which shouldn't be discounted because he was unhinged), he's just kind of annoying. Don't really see any reason to let him come around
He blackmailed me with his life. Said if I don’t convince stray and puppies he’s not a pedophile he’d kill himself. Then he talked shit about me on some gaming site I stumbled onto coincidentally.
He also wrote a story where bubs and aya and apple have sex when bubs was underage
Like honestly if satty unbanned him I wouldn’t care but I’d block him.
Well you don’t have to worry about that because he’s not getting unbanned.
I don’t think you’ll change your mind but if you ever did which you won’t I’d just block him.
Stop fucking bringing him up. I mean it. First of all, he did things that nobody should do to another person, second of all, he adds fuck all to the conversation. I’d rather pay to have it be dead 95% of the time than listen to that dumb fuck talk about ghost orgies and jousting.
I swear you and Oface want this place to be the most obnoxious wing of the entire internet. Like I said, nobody has ever been banned for no reason here except for me ironically. So just stop.
DK, I’m almost half way through Dawn of Sorrow
How are you liking it?
It’s amazing.
Time to play Heavy Rain
No
Time to play Beyond: 2 Souls
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DK
Yo
IDK if you saw but I’m going to see NIN for my birthday
That’s awesome
My cousin and some friends were going so they invited me to get tickets when they went on sale and we did.
I feel the ds games are underrated even tho they’re well regarded
I only really saw people praise Dawn of Sorrow for being a sequel to everyone’s favorite. Portrait of Ruin especially is massively underrated.
Portrait of ruin absolutely is
Honestly, I think all the DS games are a 9/10
Maybe Portrait is a high 8
For me Ecclesia is a 10. Don’t tell the dp
im taking a break from discord but due to currently being off my anti-depressant med (i’ve run out of pills, trying to get it resolved with my doctor/pharmacy, appears to be a supplier issue) im feeling extra lonely so im looking outside the box for social interaction and i havent chatted here in years but i see DK and Pear are still here, hi DK, and I hope Bubs is doing well, i used to go as “Mayflower train set” a long long time ago though I’ve been using this current name for 4 years so I’m not sure which would be more recognizable ok i should just suck it up and press send already
I hope you feel better
<3
I recently have had some bad mental health days. I am feeling better today. Hope you can feel better too but being off your meds is very hard to deal with. For me I overthink even more and have trouble making decisions and also am overcome with depressed thoughts
I don’t remember anybody with this name but I remember Mayflower
Your name does sound familiar
How dare you. Have you ever played Ocarina? This is my Inigo arc, I own the place in the future.
It's been such a long time. Bub left a while ago (she's doing well I think) but yeah. I don't know if you remember me at all. I hope you're doing well.
your name sounds familiar
thank you
Also, why is silvie hitting me with a Maxi pad?
Its self explanatory
Why because I’m on my period? What does that mean? I’m not acting like I’m on my period lol
I havent played zelda no
Well I own the place now lol
I think everyone will be taking a break from Discord starting next month anyway
That’s the only place I can talk to , atomic, goth friend, Connor, bubs so I am stuck
hug
Bubs is on Discord?
Yessir. I talk to her there
She doin okay?
Unfortunately she’s had a lotta health issues. Been rough on her
aww 🙁
send her my well wishes if ya dont mind
I will!
Thanks 🙂
Jesus fucking Christ https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6c0b2286517d31148985ba98622a1a658133efa2e1b1105a89f11f64f004f1ad.jpg
I hope they get stuck in a plane together, it crashes and only they’re stuck on an island and have to eat each other to survive
I can't believe that anyone could take health advice from the man who made me learn what felching is seriously.
This man is not a dietician, not a nurse, not a doctor not a medical scientist. He is less qualified to run the department of health than my cousin who just got her basic nurse degree and that’s a fact.
Do I wanna know?
I just googled it and no you dont
Oh god I’m not looking now lol
To be fair he is absolutely jacked for his age he must be doing something right
https://youtu.be/R99kIxqkaok?si=XCVdUTz1Js6V4dvJ
I’m so tired of this country man
They’ll both die without a single dose of ultra male vitality by Alex Jones.
Vader play Detroit Become Human please it's good
My memory must be failing because I can't remember the guy who still posts here who lives in Texas but previously lived in Alabama. Do you know him?
How long until Ted Nugent is telling us to drink unpasteurized milk? I give less than a week tbh.
Definitely not.
Also this is a man who had a brain worm die from eating him. He also used to hang out where animals died with his falcon and just ate dead shit
Unsurprising, but still far more wholesome than felching. I mean I don't want to kink-shame, but just no.
There was some journalist that was covering him and they started messaging each other in a more intimate way and her boyfriend who was also a journalist found out, then broke up with her and published a whole bunch of the messages and private stuff. Then she wrote a book about it all. I think.
Pretty sure he never denied any of it either.
I just saw a 3 part podcast about him. It was one called behind the bastards. Only funny thing he ever did was jump in front of cars and play dead so his friends can say omg another dead Kennedy
https://x.com/noupu1115/status/2023786303050182898?s=20
Brony was here a few days ago you just missed him
This is gonna be the first fascist regime to be toppled by heart attacks due to HGH and anabolic steroid use.
Anyway DK watch Takopi I think it'll cheer you up
That's… a choice
What’s it about without spoilers
An alien octopus goes to earth on a mission to spread happiness, meets a child that's been neglected and bullied. Shenanigans happen. It's actually pretty messed up even with the resolution at the end
What is that physique. Bro is built like a goron
Yeah, gear. Just like everyone who who is jacked at that age lol
And Dunkey, before you say anything, my grandpa is like 5 years older than RFK Jr and he loses muscle if he lays kn bed for 4 days straight. All these rich assholes are on gear.
Yeah you’re probably right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qUcLNoivic
I'm finding myself much more irritated by people lately.
I hate feeling like I'm smarter than everyone else because that's pretentious as fuck, but… the people I'm surrounded by are like terminally brainrotted.
ello Pear
Thinking "I am so smart" is definitely pretentious.
Thinking "90% of people are fucking morons" is just realistic.
TTets Sent a steam friend request for no rest for the wicked btw
I’ve been irritated by coworkers. They will put dishes that are barely dirty next to fucking greasy shit or caramel and fudge. Like yeah saves you two seconds but adds work for me. But they also stack dishes the dumbest way. They also just throw anything in the sink in a way that just angers me
Dude you are not the only one lol
My roommates don't know anything outside of fucking memes, and the apartment reeks of feet. I've been sleeping in my floors private study room on the couch just to have peace.
https://www.railpictures.net/photo/901297/
Interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZjyzmA15lQ
Dizzy keeps getting scared because of how windy it is. The howling freaks him out
God I just want all these people to be fucking shot and fucked off to a mass grave in Arkansas so I can move on with my life
PPoor Benji
SSilver What is the best fried chicken place
II Need to work on not sending some people like 6 messages after they reply to me
I make one joke about erectile dysfunction and now I'm getting pill ada
They're always listening.
Like… they are for real.
I hate it. I asked my sister one day if she wanted panda express and for 2 weeks I've gotten their weird ads
I get insulin ads because of my cat.
II Really hate we live in a lame dystopia. No cool tech just boring AI making drawings
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a8371e784ddf702f7f63f8d3a984fcd98e651a1c487a731c9c1a8e4c7c708181.jpg
Lol
Ads
RFK jr vs Satty in a street fight
I’m vaccinated. The nanomachines will make me indestructible.
PPlus You can leave roadkill with poison and he'd eat it
PS4 is the retro childhood console in this anime
Wow
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a3d1e5602717b49a9a4983022f3743048c0c0df845f0cdca2ac768be9f38af98.jpg
Lol, I love the idea of losing a street fight because you keep stopping to eat roadkill.
He loves him some road kill
Spiffy really trying to let Brony back in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp5wID1FWOk
SSilver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDl2_XuWnMo
When you guys see Skank tell him I asked for his FC on Steam for NRFTW
I will. He was here earlier
I replied to a message he said. I know he checks his notifications here
Thank you man. Meant to ask him.
No problem. If he doesn't see it I'll message him on xbox too
IImagine Getting this every ad break for youtube
https://youtu.be/rl8NeWN2x7g?si=xoibLBZmi7zccNGj
I get way worse ai slop than this lol
AI slop is definitely worse
I keep getting ads for GLP-1’s and I keep screaming at my phone “I CAN’T LOSE ANY MORE WEIGHT”
And now I keep getting Ferrero Rocher ads
I genuinely wish this was only a bit lol
Some guy got arrested for smuggling a little viagra into Hong Kong without a prescription and he went crazy in the airport and started destroying stuff. It's not worth the risk.
I heard harby likes to take viagra and pees upside down
Smuggling anything in Asia is the worst idea
MMan Why do I watch videos with black eyed children stories when it creeps me out so much
Yes Kaa but I think the way it examines relationships/events from different perspectives allows you to contemplate/reminisce about your own experiences in life and feel nostalgic for memories that were otherwise painful so I found it uplifting in a way
The little speech during the epilogue about life in 2016 was the best part. The happian did his job.
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Bruh https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e56c5bfc65ba5feeaf0c7f7b2cc3bdeb357ef86d9127a74cd126705bb59efb3d.jpg
😬
Least racist Argentinian.
Unironically, this will probably spare him punishment. They kinda care if you’re racist in soccer, nobody will care in 2 days if you’re homophobic, half the league is Muslim players who refuse to wear the pro LGBT armbands.
I don’t follow soccer closely but I am quite looking forward to the upcoming Egypt-Iran pride match in Seattle 🥰🏳️🌈
I wish we'd get an OVA anime adaptation for I'm a Terminal Cancer Patient but I'm Fine
Least confusing anime title.
It's because people kept asking her "how are you" and she can't say the truth so she has to say I'm fine. She died shortly after the manga was published though.
WWatch I wanna eat your pancreas
WWe Need someone named gold so we have gold and silver
I need Stephanie Vaquer to suffocate me
With her hands or other parts?
Both
OOh My
Frank could probably beat up karma
Karmsa definitely wouldn't be able to punch frank. His arms are too short to box with god
Karma is a super fly weight
HHe Should the fly
Watch
I just wanna make karma fight someone
Its been my goal for 5 years
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TThat's Cute
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/134be7ab5682ab58df96fd8ab02f3d400ab36897b51e6a0e7814656d51b6a29d.jpg
OOMG
Silver should watch the movie Joes apartment
https://youtu.be/QuUZYLzJOQ4?si=1dpqxG0TYNA8iM8L
@Harbinger_12:disqus
The actual video of Kid Rock and RFK Jr in the sauna is legitimately one of the fucking gayest things I’ve ever seen.
I hope they fall in love and have to hide it and then it ruins their careers
Pokeymanz
Have ‘t played a new Pokemon game in ages
I still enjoy them. Don't tell karma
Pokemon is one of those things that you either play for familiarity or you ignore. I don’t get what people get so worked up about, you know what you’re getting from any annual franchise.
II Got Z-A
za was goob but otherwise black and white is the best still
When I was a kid I thought undertakers urn had his own ashes or his soul In it
Bought myself a new ski jacket for next week when I'm in CO
FFight Frank
NNo
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Oh Diki idk if you saw, I finished Arkham Knight. I had a good time with it
The deathstroke fight saddens me. But yeah when you're not having tank battles it is th3 bes5 batman sim
IIt really is. Also TIL Scarecrow is the voice of Denethor, wtf
He was also a demon in the DC show legends of tomorrow and a plot point was he sounds like that actor so they actually had the actor record lines to trick the villains
LLol that's good. He's got a pretty menancing voice, perfect for a demon. Or Scarecrow
Here is how they beat him
https://youtu.be/-r64_MTo9J8?si=cThhucZYlGBk2MC6
hi dk
Yo
its been awhile
how you
II'm Decent. How are you?
started taking my paranoid meds again so cold be better
I hope you feel better. How do the meds make you feel?
This is the first time in like a decade that I've played the little mermaid world in KH2 with the sound on
Lol
That bad?
https://youtu.be/ngSPb8S5ODc?si=PVoqElYgklip3OEh
I'm not playing kingdom hearts ever now
never have?
SSurprisingly Never have. Same with god of war
IIt's optional thankfully
What's the reason you have to do it?
was none its optional
OOh
There's like one spell upgrade I think
how old are you
I'll be 30 in a little over 2 weeks
YYou Should send me a ps5 for your birthday 🎂
SSpending Too much on the ski trip
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dam bro you're still young
how old you
birthday
YYes
better than ripping my skin off
watu been up too
TTrue. I had to take a few days offline because depression hit me pretty hard but better now
glad your a bit better now :]
Thank you. It was a pretty bad mental health episode so I'm glad I feel better
date
TThe day of the Boston Massacre
ah
we almost same birthday
Noice. Fellow march birthday?
yes
me 8th
gow remaster comin out
not kh tho
if that tells you sumthin
Hmmm. I also never played half life
same
im goin through 100% lego games now maybe try halflife after
When I get a new pc imma play lego batman 1-3
four is comin out
condiment king in it!
i go on walks in woods to help
II Walked to work on Saturday but I just kept almost crying.
why so
BBad Memories flood my head and sad thoughts. Plus my family made me feel like I don't matter.
So karma is a reincarnation of someone who died in the Boston massacre
The P3 MC also so maybe I am emo Jesus
Holy frickin ass balls
or he did it
Omg
:•
He ate them
he evil
Evilest guy I know
no wonder he punished
II NEED IT
ck is best villain ever
I want him to be in a movie. Like even just a cameo as b
Villains batman beat up in a jail cell
im waitin for him in newer comics
absolute condiment king
hope he gets mayo or relish in it
I hope he has mayochup
want fry sauce with that batman mwah ha ha
I relish the opportunity to watch you fry sauce
mayou hum-this
i know you matter
Thank you. Thankfully I'm better now and some friends have made me feel like I matter
i value our frendship
I appreciate that. You've always been super nice to me.
you too :>
TThe God's punished him
thank the lord
I hope harby wakes up early and sees this
sees wha
when Soma yelled “Julius!” I felt that.
hi sit
Hi
how you today
Fine I guess, how are you
good :]
I love Julius mode
Something only turtles can see
birds
Ninja stuff
tmnt?
In my head canon harby is a ninja turtle but he claims he's not
a scallywag he is
He can deny all he wants but we all know
:]
I need to buy a new bag
I love the contrast that the next world after that one is the Pirates world lol, couldn't be more different
I wonder if spike will do the little mermaid level in Kh2 when he plays it
It’s really not a castlevania game until you get to the room where you get absolutely murked by Medusa heads
Facts
Every time I see clocktower in an area name
LET THE SKYYYY FALLLLL
FEEEEELL IT CRUMBLE
FACE IT ALL TOGETHER
My family bought pizza from the really good place. They didn't even ask if I wanted to buy any. Like I know they'll never offer me any but they could have asked me if I wanted to buy my own
God I love that the battle theme is He's a Pirate. 3 didn't do that and it's so much less epic feeling as a result
II've Never seen any potc movies
SSome are good
Hmm
I still think frank can beat karma
Vega ahhhh boss fight
Karma should fuse with Christian Cage
https://youtu.be/GnHJ2SXCvqc?si=uhnG_P0hwI-7mKxY
I’m not even joking, this boss has Vega’s SF2 moveset lol
Ohh that boss
You know the one then lol. I beat it tho
GGood Job. Yeah I realized which one lol
https://youtu.be/_GXzknyVQ8I?si=LQG7ni5KJj1smybp
DK who is your most underrated wrestlers ever?
CChristian/Christian Cage
Lita
ivory
Mick Foley(because people don't remember he was a master psychologist in the ring and could tell a story. People mostly think of his hardcore matches only)
Andre the Giant( because his condition made him become awful)
Abyss
Abyss is probably the GOAT of TNA and he’s still always on underrated lists lol
AAbyss Is low key a great big man. Imo him being a mankind and kane hybrid makes people not see the amount of cool moments he had. But his low point was the hulk hogan ring storyline
I wrote a wrestling promo in the shower this morning.
I've done that lol
I was pretending to be a face comedy midcarder cutting a promo on a main card heel and I said “You think you’re gonna walk in this ring and just wipe the floor with me. Understand it’s not the size of the dog in the fight… It’s the fight in the size of the dog… Or however that saying goes. We all know I’m not good with words but I know what I am good at and that’s giving your ass the scarf cutter on Live on Monday Night Raw”
Then this plays
https://youtu.be/ES2uWgpgHJU?si=Klz1Iu1oKY-FGHxH
My other finisher is called the “Missile to Moscow” and it’s just a shooting star press.
II Like it
And they have to permanently keep a hot Russian diva on the roster that’s in all of my angles and walks me out to the ring.
your clone
My Russian clone Satislov Trôllski
new head cannon now :>
HHer Name is Anastasia lee
And she always puts a Russian military hat on me before I do the Missle to Moscow as prt of the crowd work. The IWC thinks it sucks and takes too long and I have no move set
But the crowds are into it.
Meltzer is constantly tweeting how I’m “Not over” and “not a draw” but I consistently get a decent pop every time my theme hits.
you shower
Yes. Believe it or not, the guy that always scolds people for untidiness and dresses nicely isn’t a hygiene impaired slob
head cannon gone
I’m not very good at this lol
2000
Yay!
😀
dk satty yoai time!
No way 😀
He's too twinky
your his bear
Him and Frank are cuter together
who you be with
I am a lone wolf
See here is my selfie https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b5d4c11bb93a871465295a8336213e5657d4d4f2417b8d301cc7702d1c5703ac.jpg
you need a pack
TThe DK Crew
may i join the pack
Sure. I bet key will join too
key hides from our yuri affair
He hides from it because while he loves yuri he cannot become yuri
very sad
also he?
KKey Identifies as a male
trans?
Yes he is
well he will be meat suiting with me either way
II don't Know what that means so I'll just say good for you both
we will become one in a erotic human turkey rub
IDK what to do with the information that there is a non-insignificant amount of people who wrote haters to secret lovers fan fic about 2 real life Canadian and American hockey players lol
I should write stone cold steve Austin and the Rock haters to secret lovers fanfics. It takes place in an alternate wrestlemania XIX
its a yoai sport
“John Cena? I can’t see him Hrocky, I only got eyes fer you, now have a beer with Stone Cold”
The rock has to choose between ending his lovers career or losing and not beating his demon
Key would probably unironically read this.
I have to write this
Also, I sometimes do a spot when I want to make it look like the main card guy might lose where I have them set up for my finisher and she puts my hat on wrong and it slips over my eyes and I miss the opponent. Everyone hates it but I think it’s hilarious.
WILL be readin
I also win WON most disgusting promotional tactic by having a bit where the person I’m in a feud with wins by distracting me with cute Korean ring girls.
Legit sounds like something that could happen in NWA
It sounds like something that would happen to me IRL lmao
Also, the fandom is split on if the scarf cutter DDT “breaks the rules” or not and some people say it doesn’t have enough real sports feel
i admire your glee
One day you'll do it at All In
Me vs Okada
Me Vs Hangman
Me Vs Moxleh
Me vs Moxleh (we do this 5 more times and he blades each time for no reason)
You also have a street fighter whwre he calls himself a woof
Everybody is hyped for an All In match with me and Osprey that’s a 25 minute bangah where he kicks out of 2 scarf cutter DDT’s and 3 Missile to Moscow’s
I could see this unironically getting over with their crowd
ohoh my goodness
only then will my cold dead hands find life under their warmth
RomaRomantic
one day you too will turkey rub
only 18 more days until im unlocked by key
Happy early birthday
I’m also in a stable with Mina Shawikawa, Andrade and Bobby Lashley for some reason.
My worst typo was booby lashley
I want this.
https://x.com/i/status/2023981905389957301
That's pretty cool
Nice
Seriously, anybody who hasn’t played the 6 GBA/DS Castlevania games, get the collections. Legitimately 6 of the best games you’ll ever play.
i agree mr sat
It's funny I bought the 3 gba games on the wii u and still bought the gba collection
Seriously, why is RFK Jr built like a Goron
he is one
I wish he’d eat a bomb
He got stuck in the Goron mask
he proly ate worse
Closing. Go to DK’s thread. https://disqustingplace.com/random-hangout-testing-edition/