New "Neon Genesis Evangelion" ANIME SERIES ANNOUNCED
— Manga Mogura RE (Anime & Manga News) (@MangaMoguraRE) February 23, 2026
Written by Yoko Taro
Studios: CloverWorks x Khara
Directors: Kazuya Tsurumaki & Toko Yatabe
Image © KHARA, Project EVA pic.twitter.com/M8Oj6KkFXN

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I think being a Fate/ fan automatically gives you some cursory knowledge of the entirety of human history
I actually don't understand why communal baths are still common in Japan (hot springs being the exception of course like in central Europe). In Turkish "hammams" you're bathed by an attendant and in Russian "banyas" there's similarly an attendant that hits you with giant leaves but in Japan you bathe yourself so there's no reason for it to be communal beyond socialization?
And then they drink milk after like in anime
Please watch Kotoro Lives Alone it's good
Frank got addicted to turkish baths and refuses to come back to my great country. Instead he likes soaking in warm bath water with more bodily fluids than id like to know
I hope Gen Z and Gen alpha get their lives royally fucked. Fuck these young assholes. They’re all right wing misogyny anyway.
I don’t like Newsome but he’s 100% right. Nobody gives a fuck about trans people or gays or pronouns as anything but a dogshit wedge issue. All these Leftists want is for somebody that’s perfect on every fucking issue and will allow the country to be destroyed because of it.
Remember when people said thy should keep politics out of the olympics? Oh it’s fine if the MAGA USA team gets a call from Trump though right? Fucing kill yourselfs. I hope everyone in that locker room puts a gun in their mouth and pulls the trigger. Fucking pussy fascists.
All these USA players are pedophile apologists and should be killed
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Ah snow
It sucks how Kingdom Come 2 is so good but takes place in the most boring part of Europe
Poland?
Bohemia
The developer is Czech
I’m still wondering what dk meant by I have minor OCD.
I don’t think I have OCD. I just don’t thrive in chaos. Not feeling like I have control over a situation really annoys me. Hence why I get so mad about American politics.
IIt Would be nice if IL specified you need two documents from separate sources for address proof for the Real ID. Now I gotta sit through this DMV nonsense again in a few months
The real ID shit is so annoying. I had to go get a copy of my birth certificate. I was born 45 minutes away in a different county. Fucking bullshit
Really enjoyed that Fast and Furious homage in Knight of the 7 Kingdoms. very cinema
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So the US national team is full of cunts. Really wish Canada had won it
Kash Patel is so fuckin lame
Next Xbox is next year already. Its kinda insane this November will mark 6 years already. This gen really feels like a blip compared to the previous 3
I don’t know how to tell you this, but Console gens used to be 5 years long before the PS3 era decided to last for 15 years
Gens before gen 6 were trash tbh
You think the PS1 and Super Nintendo are trash? Thanks for letting me know you don’t have opinions worth listening to
So much untested crap
That’s the nes pal. Every console has shovelware. The PS2 is the god king of shovelware.
Yeah that isn't actually true
Yes it is. They generally lasted 5-6 years. NES was supported with games from 85 (86 in America) to 92/93 which is 6 years. PS1 was supported 94-2000. Gamecube last 5, OG Xbox was 5 years.
The PS3 was supported for almost a decade. The PS4 was released from 2015 and it still gets games released for it. 10 years. The PS2 is kind of an outlier because it got random japanese support until like 2011 but that barely counts.
You shifted the goalpost to 6, but generally it's always been about 6 years. Sony specifically has never been 5
Semantics. 5-6 years was the standard before the PS3. That was all I was saying. Vadee has never really seen consoles that don’t last at least a decade.
I don’t get why everyone online is trying to find somebody to be mad at for the whole BAFTA situation. It’s just an extremely unfortunate situation all around. If anything, the BAFTAs should have censored it.
They clearly only left it in there so people would talk about the fucking BAFTAs. Once again everything nowadays is just manufactured outrage.
Tonight is very traumatizing, I have to genuinely root for Everton to win a game of football
I can't believe San Andreas is 22 years old and I'm still discovering new missions and stuff to do in this game to this day.
Lmao I love Konate
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It's funny seeing parasocial Zach Hughes fangirls acting traumatized over this
I feel like Kash Patel always wanted to be a hockey player but he was too short to ever pursue his dream. Tragic.
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Once the boomers die there will never be any good games ever again. The future is mediocrity and AI slop. Anything "good enough" for children to stomach will be normalized by the time they're adults.
People used to hate Steam early access/greenlight but now no one remembers or cares. Cheap asset flips are the best selling games on the platform.
Millennials/Gen Z's can't make games even under increasingly impossible optimal conditions because of incestuous consumption. I think it's true if we look at their output so far. There will never be a millennial Miyazaki or Kojima.
Bruh, my cousin came over and took one of my HDMI chords and absolutely fucked my shit up. Now I’m using a fucking comically long hdmi cable to plug my PS4 into the TV. Like I found this in the garage and I didn’t even know they made HDMI cables this long. I don’t thrive in this sort of chaos.
Lol
I mean Jesus christ look at this monstrosity. Call fucking Ice Cube because this is an Anaconda https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b1d4310c85544d6fb54381e3aea1fd0425cb934f190d7bfd7ce9198a44da3d13.jpg
BeBecause of work I hate ice cube. Every goddamn friday, Saturday and some Sundays I gotta hear 3 ice cube songs and like this has happened for 6 months. I don't wanna hear today was a good day ever again
My brain is sludge today. The combo of working yesterday and the DMV shit probably killed my motivation
So thicc…
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Silent Hill (1999)
I had to wear gay boots
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Time for my favorite game “Get yelled at by TSA”
Are u flying to dc with the hockey guys?
The TSA was nice to me. My heart just grew two sizes today 😭
I don't like university very much I feel like I learn very little and Karma may have been right
Of course I'm right. There's zero structure in colleges/universities so you're forced to learn things you don't actually want to learn on your own instead of the teachers actually teaching
I do hate how most of the time you just need to learn things yourself. Frankly I feel like the teachers only exist for sex.
The officiating standard in the prem is fucking atrocious.
I often feel like I'm losing my mind because no one knows how to read but that can't be true. This very clearly is making fun of people who don't understand tourettes.
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This whole situation encapsulates humanity at the current time. Everyone is looking for somebody to be outraged at instead of just saying what it is which is just an extremely unfortunate situation for everybody involved. But nuance is impossible for anybody to have.
What's going on with tourettes?
See people talking about it for some reason.
The guy the movie I Swear was based on was at the BAFTAs and he had a tic during Michael B Jordan’s speech and you could clearly hear him say the N word but he has Tourette's. So as usual, Twitter and Reddit is trying their hardest to find somebody to be mad at
Will Shinji have sex with Misato?
I witness a fender bender while in my car today.
Sitting at a light about to turn, when the cars in front of me touch tips. Stuff pops off both, but it wasn't that bad. Bit annoying sitting stuck behind them though.
Every time I see the word fender bender I think of Bender going on a drunken spree.
Or a dude that likes breaking guitars.
That being said I do want a new Evangelion anime that leans more on mecha. Basically ANIMA adaptation.
Everything in the media is just outrage bait nowadays. Literally not a soul would be talking about the BAFTAs if they had just edited it out.
HOW IS THIS ACCEPTABLE
The PL is a stupid fucking joke these days. FIFA can fuck off and die and so can UEFA. This sport fucking sucks ass now https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2a0c1b63a10feaaa241c151fe66624e4f424a55b2fb61a901ca4535e023ca474.jpg
Haha get rekt Marty Supreme
Gang
Yo
Hi dk
WWhat's Up
Just got home from my mom’s
hi sit
Hi
hows it goin
I just got home but I’m tired
sit is a huge burly buff black man
How was it?
Pretty great. Spent a bunch of time with my old friends and convinced one of them to go to NIN with us. I spent a lot of Friday and Saturday helping him process some weed and I made like $200
Yesterday I spent all day with my mom and then me and my friend went out at night and did shrooms and I somehow managed to acquire a copy of FF13, Prince of Persia Two Thrones and a Korean Arbok card.
YYeah You told me ff13. Sounds like a good time. Korean arbok card is odd tho
I genuinely don’t remember what possessed me to buy it or where I got it lol.
DoDoes it look cool?
Yeah
TThen That's why
I can understand showing her bathing or her butt or her breasts but no one wants to see her genitals or some guy getting his dick sucked. No one. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c79fb5dfe3e04d434885d211aec97723c12bb52ce4e21aba232beec539cabc7f.png
porn?
The Assessment. A movie about determining whether a couple is suitable for procreation.
HHarby Loves genitals. He has a penis tat on his back
To be fair I think it's more normal for him because Finnish sauna culture is similar to Japanese communal bathing and they all grow up around each other penises. Also why we penises are commonly depicted in anime (especially children's penises like in Dragon Ball) and no one particularly cares.
I'd never sauna.
It doesn't seem appealing but I imagine a communal bath is several magnitudes worse.
I never asked harby if he wears a towel or his junk is out
it sshows from the towel and he walks on
Sounds like harby
they fuse
I'm pretty sure your junk is always out with family but you might cover up if you're in a lobby with randoms
It shouldn't be impossible to make a normal movie for normal people. Woman in the Dunes 1964 was overtly sexual but there was nothing gross or weird.
this sounds porn
Probably
Shroom satty was like that's cool. Imma buy
SSilver Are you buying fire red/leaf green?
from plane
you are
WWhat's It about?
A weird child living alone and his neighbour guy thinks its weird and tries to figure out what's going on but the kid is really funny
If I find it I'll watch
I actually think its one of their few good anime originals alongside Pluto and Crybaby
WWow Abyss was on raw. Never thought I'd see abyss
war no saw ssyba
he was
WWat
Read it backwards
Damn it I feel dumb lol
U stared into the abyss
We both stared into the abyss but when it looked back, you blinked
backward
Its on Netflix
he has to look through ads
Oh sweet. Was gonna see if it was on the website my friend linked me but suck at watching on a phone. So that's better
Ohhhhhhh
I haven't finished mawaru penguindrum just because I suck at watching on phones
screen cast
O.O I never thought of that
Satty got high and watched Riding in cars with boys
:>
Satty was gonna go to work but then he got high
Satty needs a van- he can call it his headquarters
tear stained mattress in the back
“Tear”
A white van with blacked out windows
Thank ya kindly
reference?
Res evil 4 merchant
I heard it somewhere and just thank people like that sometimes
you are silly billy
knew it
:<
Satty should get a tattoo of jimmy on his chest near his heart
carter
EEven Bettrr
jarter cimmy
He had to sell his farm. Justice 4 jimmy
He hates me
He is just jealous of your swagger
Tru
He wants to be you
nuetron
He had amazing hair
you should do it
I'll become famous
The Alien agenda
Ancient aliens said bigfoot is an alien
That episode broke my brain
I remember yhey said there's always a sighting of a UFO before bigfoot sighting
Lmao
Its pretty funny
yes yes
SSatty Why do you never by frank flowers now?
Buy.
I fucking hate leftists. Genuinely.
These selfish cunts are legit gonna let another right winger win. Kill yourselves.
Half these people are fucking Russian bots anyway so who cares.
Speaking of Russian I heard Lauren Chen is back, presumably after being locked up in Russian dungeon.
KKarma Never plays smash with me. It's sad
You can downvote me all you want. Normal people don’t give that much of a fuck about trans or gay people, most people don’t even care that much. The people that do are already LGBT and not voting for Republicans or they hate them and they’re voting Trump/whoever anyway.
Republicans win because they’ve somehow convinced their base the economy doesn’t crash every time they’re in charge. Talking about shit like gay rights and trans rights can be saved for after you win and to be frank, they’re not gonna get any better. The trans hate isn’t going away because the right always has to have a manufactured boogieman. If you let a conservative win because the other candidate doesn’t say Free Palestine 50 times a debate, you’re just as much the fucking problem as the morons who sit and vote for Conservatives
You can downvote me all you want. Normal people don’t give that much of a fuck about trans or gay people, most people don’t even care that much. The people that do are already LGBT and not voting for Republicans or they hate them and they’re voting Trump/whoever anyway.
Republicans win because they’ve somehow convinced their base the economy doesn’t crash every time they’re in charge. Talking about shit like gay rights and trans rights can be saved for after you win and to be frank, they’re not gonna get any better. The trans hate isn’t going away because the right always has to have a manufactured boogieman. If you let a conservative win because the other candidate doesn’t say Free Palestine 50 times a debate, you’re just as much the fucking problem as the morons who sit and vote for Conservatives
YYou Would have said the same about civil rights back then
No, because that effects more than >1% of the population. I’m not saying this to be a dick, I’m obviously pro LGBT but give me a fucking break. 99% of people already feel strongly one way pr the other. It’s not worth running a campaign on.
Yeah as long as cis white males aren't affected you won't care
That’s not true. I’m just also not delusional. Nobody is coming in and doing the exact checklist all these leftists require right away. I don’t like Newsome at all but I really don’t think he’s wrong here.
Yes the guy who said skinwalker lizard demons isn’t delusional. You wouldn’t think he’s wrong because it doesn’t effect you in any way
AJ styles going to the wwe hall of fame.
The midwest doesn’t fucking matter Frank. The swing states are literally the only ones that matter.
Dk my favorite one is that the aliens had a hand in the civil war
My favorite is that Aliens were Super Heroes and control earthquakes.
I mean that ones true though….
Yeah, there was a 3.3 earthquke yesterday
ALIENS
I saw they said George Washington had an alien encounter and so did columbus
Yes
They are angry- gods = aliens duh
They also used gold and our blood in ritual sacrifices
Also I would vote for newsome but I doubt he could win- that being said I don’t know of any candidates that could- democrats are being complete shit at this
Latveria cries
Better than pedos
Not the people who actually vote.
Yo, do you guys any people who adopt kids but their parents are still alive and cares for the kids, basically like godfathers, I think?
There are places, careers even where you could help/care for special needs kids
I'd be a philantrophist for children
Seriously though that’s honorable- and at least here there are careers based around
Just wanna help the kid. I don't want him living life in pain and feel unwanted.
II Wouldn't be surprised
I need to shave.
Not twink enough
I need to twink myself up
then sat will love you
Same exact shit as the “Kamela will wipe Palestine off the map day 1” and “Biden will start a war his first week in office” bullshit. How’s that going for you. Fucking retards. Complete fucking bots.
He only loves Asian girls 🙁
you are
Only on the inside
i never understood liking specific races more
Anyone criticizing McDavid for losing when it matters knows absolutely nothing about hockey.
I know nothing about hockey
Mmmmmm McDonald's
I want some nuggets and a cheese burger and their cookies
Yeah I'd kill for that slop of a cheeseburger. We crave slops sometimes.
Same lol
we should ask sat
We should. He can explain
Spiffy yay or nay?
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It's one of the highest rated shows of all time (on MyDramaList) but I've only seen the first episode and stopped watching. I think it's more for older women and not boys like us.
😂😂
hes the expert
HeHe knows everything
all Vietnamese girls know him by name
They called him satty datty
they bow for him
Its so cute
almost as cute as him
II Want sour skittles
If you vote for a leftist they just get impeached immediately the second there’s a Republican congress. So have fun voting for a fucking dead duck then I guess.
What
What is so hard to understand about what I said?
I don't care about LGBTQIA2S+ people or minorities or human rights but you can't just say what people want to hear when it's convenient and expect to win. It's like he believes voters are completely retarded.
some are lowk
All of them are. Literally everyone in this country is a fucking retard at this point.
game n fish doin good
That’s literally what Republicans do and it works lol
No. You have to remember Trump said what people wanted to hear when it was inconvenient. Republicans said what people wanted to hear when it got them banned from every major platform and now you have Asmongold and xQc debating the qualifications of individual race scientists on Twitch. They shifted the landscape.
Who said they were voting for a leftist?
hes a schizo
I swear some of you guys are actually stupid.
??
Nice answer
You literally pulled that out of nowhere but ok fuck u too
Do you literally not read any of the other comments on here? I don’t get it
That being said I think the Clavicular and Nick Fuentes endorsements give Newsom the edge against any Republican candidate
Is Clavicular still alive I thought he was arrested for manslaughter.
EEspecially His scarf
and ankle socks
I just got here somewhat recently- u mean newsome?
The first part is right. Although I doubt Newsom isn’t also a bit scaly.
why do you like Vietnamese girls
I genuinely don’t know why I like Asian girls other than I just find asian beauty standards really attractive (plus dark hair plus tan skin I absolutely love too)
It could also be because my first girlfriend was Chinese, but it’s not a specific thing as much as some people want me to be like one of those creeps who infantilizes asian women or thinks they’ll be “cute and submissive housewives” or some bullshit. I just think asian girls are hot. It’s not any deeper than that lol
Newsom isn’t a leftist.
Thats my point dude
tell clitvicular that
farewell
LLater Hungry
ok
Oxford
The watchers know
I shall slay any w0ke librul with my sword of patriotism
Our only hope is Mr Beast runs as an independent- he is all good vibes
Just keep his employees away from children
Fair- still hes like jesus compared to the likes of trump
Not really, he's just another grifter that would make a video about how he sold all our national secrets for $400 billion
No way
Yes. A southern white self made christian small business owner with a normal family who builds schools for illiterate Africans but his ties to various figures in the entertainment industry and certain foreign leaders might hurt his chances.
Jimmy for jimmy
He should win so that he can surpass Trump as whiniest president ever.
I dont see someone saying to vote leftist anywhere- im not scrolling like hours
Based on Satty's posts I think the US is doomed long term because there's nothing keeping the country unified anymore. You just have a bunch of competing blocs with their own unique interests.
It’s almost like having the entire continent be one country is retarded. Let the south fucking be its own country. It won’t last 5 years.
Balkanization does nothing when the population keeps changing through immigration anyway.
The ruling class owns all the media so they're using everything to keep everyone divided to keep us all distracted from how corrupt they are and how much they're fucking us all over. Its a big club, and we ain't in it
This is a lazy excuse. If America wasn’t so anti-intellectualism, this wouldn’t be an issue.
There's a reason why they want to keep defunding education
Critical thinking doesn’t require education. Americans revel in being stupid.
you can teach it out
Waaaait
Nooooo, goodnight
There was never anything keeping America unified. The founding fathers couldn’t agree on slavery and they split into two factions. We should have let the south succeed. California and New York are the only two states that matter.
No I think Christianity kept the US unified in the 20th century and that's why it remained influential far longer than elsewhere elsewhere.
The major shift in American politics has been the decline of Christianity on both sides of the aisle.
I'm sorry
Satty says his heart grew two sizes. Only his hate grew
I was kind of being sarcastic but it definitely legit felt good to be treated like a human and understood instead of being yelled at by 5 dudes who get paid $11 bucks an hour to power trip.
Also, I’m going to try to be less negative about things but politics is basically all bets off. There’s nothing to be positive about with American politics.
No one disagrees with the last part
Like, I wanted to come here and be happy about the tariffs getting struck down but I can’t because those prices aren’t ever coming down and that money we all spent is going straight back to the corporations. So why be positive.
I go and pirate to make it up
Again no one disagrees. It all is pretty shitty
I never heard of her
II'll Google
IIt'll Feel weird when I finally get the haircut
how long is it
Satty what's your ideal solution to the immigration problem?
Ignoring it. Whether people want to admit it or not this country is built on the back of cheap immigrant labor. If we deported every immigrant, a head of lettuce would be $55 because they’d have to pay somebody $20 an hour to even consider doing it.
My entire fucking neighborhood is essentially non-white people. The only trouble I’ve had is deciding which of my two neighbors is nicer. It’s not a fucking issue unless the country’s population just explodes to like a billion.
here comes his rant
LLol You been here not long and you already know
hes very fun to watch
Past my shoulders
lkike Darrell in walking dead?
Longer
You would have enjoyed him in 2020
i was to young for him then
We're all old except key
how old he
Older than you but younger than everyone else here
big range
II Like to be vague
is he 23
21
31 about to be 32. Mentally I fluctuate between 102 and 12.
not that old
WWas Talking about key
HHey Shadow
Ok, maybe not ignore it but make becoming a citizen extremely un-restrictive.
i was close
VeVery close
super close
Like everyone wants to bring up violent crime like the entire rich white class aren’t violent sex offenders. Give me a break.
unlike you
I’m not rich. No I’m not poor and in a lot of ways, my family embodies the American dream of upward social mobility. But I’m like comfortable standard of living well off, not “I want to terraform Mars to be my perfect utopia” rich
holy rich
I still have to pay my student loans back in increments. Don’t be crazy
my dads side is rich but i dont stoop to them for money
I think that's the worst anti immigration argument but it's also the one that resonates broadly
It resonates with people who have to blame immigrants for why the rich keep fucking them over.
Satty would you try mayochup
Like Ketchup and Mayo mixed? Homie, that’s just russian dressing which is served at literally every fried chicken place so yes?
Heinz sold mayochup
He needs to be in something live action
frysauce
My job has spicy fry sauce
the batman 2
I would love a scene where because his status as an actual hero it makes costumed nutjobs attack him and we see him beat up
i want him even refrenced
I would love that ngl
Red Dead time
1?
Yes
ooh
amazon
I used to work there. Got fired because my rate was too low the day I puked 3 times at work
sad :<
They said I should have talked to my main manager even though in training they said tell the person in charge of your lane
where do you dream of working
Tbh I just want an easy job that pays well so I can live comfortably and do my hobbies. Unfortunately I'm not ambitious
why not
Probably because as a kid I always just dreamed of doing stuff I like. Only thing I wanted as a kid was either a comfortable life or to he a hero. Both seem impossible sadly
ive always wanted to go off grid
ive been doing things with game n fish to keep track off bird migration etc
That sounds cool. Birds are cool.
Yeah, that’s Russian dressing. Maybe Hines ie woke and didn’t want to label something Russian.
itd be cool
I think you can exploit cheap labour without conferring citizenship but in general I don't understand how you're opposed to stupid Americans in the south diluting Californian votes but not immigration when it would have the same effect. With every immigrant you get less of a say and their politicians like Rubio use your government to pursue their foreign interests.
Do you just no longer have a common identity or any unifiers? I think both ethnic and civil nationalism are bound to fail.
That’s a WHOLE other issue. If it were ip to me the electoral college would be fucking taken out back and beaten to death with a wrench and we’d have ranked choice voting but you know. Can’t expect America to operate logistically.
Frank I said this like a day ago or two. Your wrestling finisher would be called the frank hurter. Like Frankfurter
Karma thoughts on new Evangelion? Do you even like Eva though? I wish Ed were here for this.
II Love eva and I'm sold because yoko taro.
I also truly don’t believe in equality among states. There are more people in one City in the Bay Area than all of Whyoming. Why do both states get two senators?
so you hate me and want me to die
Lol do you live there
yes
i would recomend a visit somewhere west of Laramie its a really beautiful place
they are
WWhat's Best bird?
crows
I see a lot lately
some hang by my chickens and do chickens calls to lure them
its really cool to see them hunt real time
That's crazy and very interesting
Also, today on the plane made me lose even more faith in humanity a bit because they asked if anybody would be willing to move back in the plane because nobody was in the back and they were worried about weight distribution. I had already gotten a sit upgrade because nobody was there and I knew nobody was gonna offer to move so I did it and I ended up 1 row ahead of where I originally was before the upgrade.
And it made it worse because the lady I sat next to was like “All 160 poinds of you is gonna make a huge difference” and I wanted to be like “god I wish I was 160”
You should have given her the penance stare
sat rider
II Wanna get Thomas to watxh eva but he's more into fantasy than mecha. Don't think he's seen a mecha anime
your 160 pure muscle
Played by nic cage
yes
Nic Cage voice “I would b the Chris Hemsworth of 6/10 pussy”
LLol That sounds like something he'd say in a movie
Imma watxh Spider-Man noir because it looks weird
im glad its ben and not peter
Same.
we linked
Did you ever play Spider-Man shattered dimensions?
no
only in wyo
Haven't seen chickens in Nevada
i can show you mine when i capture you
I'm good at not getting captured
i promise to feed and take caee of you :]
I won't gey caught
yes you will
Harby is never on when I am. He hates my guts
I have a legit question and I hope I’m not being racist. Why is Spider-Man so popular with black people? I mean maybe I’m just being ignorant and he’s insanely popular in general but it really feels like Black people love him more disproportionately than other heroes. Is it just because of Miles Morales? Does Peter Parker have cultural impact with African Americans I don’t know about?
prolly the snow bunnies
Oh so it was Kirsten Dunst’s cultural impact… I see
dagger and black cat made me gay
I was supposed to be gay then God said “Ay thou, check this out. I’m gonna make the biggest twink of all time and not make him gay. But to piss everybody else off, I’m gonna make him a blue eyed blond haired 6’3 white guy and make him empathetic so the Arians can’t claim him either”
i like twinks
I make a great straight gay best friend. Many people are saying
your my gay bsf
like dk
SSpider-Man Is pretty popular in general. Like at work when I said Spider-Man and batman were my favorite and I can't choose between them they said they get Spider-Man
Its on ps3 jail. You can play as Spider-Man noir
not big on spiderman games
TThis One is more story based and no open world
i like open world but not spider
Dang
tis sad
Very sad
Hungry, I’m sure Wyoming is a beautiful place to die in a snowed in cabin in the mountains.
no snow this year
What
we got a total 6 days with snow here
its sad
But global climate change ain’t real
my chicken wont lay eggs and there no snow
lose lose
This sounds like you would be dying if it was 1848
i could farm
DDisqus Crashed for me
A certified DP classic https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4f0346c00bc334eddee6d3f67bf6853ca7800ce00ff87fed5e6c2ebd98308806.jpg
Facts
Same as it evah was
i liked Arkham games
YYay!
im playing the lego dc/marvel games
I always wanted to play those
was on sale so i got 3 marvels for 6$ plus dlc
I hope harby doesn't slip on his own shit and break his crazy neck
OOh wow only 6
chrimas sale was peak
I need chocolate
sats milk chocolate
LLike He lactates choccy milk?
kinda
Satty is so talented
witch tit do you perfer
Sattys right tit. It has a hair that if you pull he giggles
do you alto teeth on him
No teeth he cries
little salt dont ruin the meal
True
gn dk sleep well before i kidnap you
SSee You later. I'll be safe
I swear disqus drops half my inputs.
I had a gut feeling my goth friend wasn't okay. I was right. Her back seized and she's temporarily paralyzed 🙁 that's why she hadn't replied
story?
SShe Has back issues. Has for years. I was worried she was annoyed by me but she just hasn't been well. She still could ge annoyedbut yeah
thats crazy
I feel so bad for her right now
im sure bieng there for her helps
She's a good friend. I wish I could help actually
sad °^°
how unusual
I hope satty meets a Vietnamese that will drink milk from his right nipple
Girl was taken out
Time for my favorite post flight ritual, immediately deleting the Delta app the minute I get home
Also DK, I literally have one hair on my right nipple and it’s the only amount of chest hair I have lol
TMI
HHe Lactates choccy milk
My lack of ability to grow chest hair is WELL documented. It’s the fun fact on my DP Passport at this point.
II'm Psychic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He drinks his own milk
When I mow the lawn shirtless, I squeeze my tit milk into a cup and raise to say “howdy” as the neighbors go by.
Lmao
Harby should say what the frank
laugh track
slap bass
Satty and Silvie are talking in the apartment
“Can you believe I almost lost my coat on the subway? Some hobo tried to steel it right off my back as I got off the train.”
“He’s not a hobo, he’s unhoused Satty. You’re such a fake progressive.”
“How am I a fake progressive. It’s the truth he’s a hobo. How much do I have to not hate them to be considered a real progressive? I wish I could give him my jacket but that was Burberry. He should have tried to jack my shit on a day I wore my Champion gear.”
Harby enters frame
Crowd Woos
“Did somebody say Subway?”
cheers
“You know the 5 dollar foot long ain’t even 5 dollars any more? Fuck that.”
Well done
I used to have a created wrestler in the wwe games who couldn't say the name Earl. He would say eeeyaral. It was based on William regal calling umaga umanga
I had a created wrestler Los Ricos and they were a luchador tag team and one had the colors from the Vanilla Ice Ice Ice baby jacket on lol
They'd be nwa tag champs
Sometimes I rue giving this away for free
You need to make a dp sitcom fanfiction
It would be funny if I wrote legit short stories about the concept of you me and harby being play testers
II Would support it
I hope senny is okay. The shock of satty making choccy milk from his tits seemed to break him
He had to go watch videos of Misato to calm down
HeHer breast feeding shinji
Also, i scoffed at the idea of mushroom capsules but I legit will never do regular shrooms again. They’re so much easier on your stomach it’s crazy
I didn't know that was a thing
Me either lmao. My friends said “You down to drop shrooms?” And I was like hell yeah but he threw a pill on the table and I looked at him like I was JK Simmons in Spider-Man 2 seeing Peter put a story on his desk.
This feels like it should be a movie scene
I wrote a whole ass short story on shrooms the other night. I actually like it but it needs serious editing lol
TThat's Pretty funny
https://youtu.be/gCTJykiSl54?si=b0C3ru5wtF94Twa6
DK
Yo
What makes you think I have OCD?
TTo Be clear, I don't thibk you have full blown ocd. I just think you have some mild at best symptoms. Like if you went to a psychiatrist they wouldn't diagnose you with it. Like I said you just do and say some stuff that sounds like ocd to me. Probably doesn't make sense how I'm wording this
Like what? Hating people being disorganized?
That's one of them. I lost my shit at work because how disorganized tye dishes were yesterday. I'm supposed to wash dishes but I spent 20 minutes organizing them
I absolutely hate feeling like I’m not in control of the situation
MMy Therapist and goth friend both agreed coincidentally that I have issues with control. That I try to control things I have none over by obsessing over them
I went to my cousin’s house and I was like “Yo what the fuck” and he said “Oh I figured you wouldn’t notice” and my uncle said “I told you he would notice immediately.”
Sitcom ass shit
He didn’t even take my color coding off it like come on dawg. Be forreal.
And no, I didn’t intend to lowkey flex my signed copy of Doomsday Clock #1, it just so happened that way.
Show off
Added FF XIII to the shelf https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c8aa78b23537ef86bc9583b69747c5ee44533f9c168cb1be4254f105a065eacc.jpg
Nods in approval
I honestly should do a review for Paper Mario 64
YYou Should
The 5 games I most want to review are
1. Paper Mario 64
2. Killer 7
3. Prince of Persia (Mainly the PS2 trilogy but I also like the 2008 reboot so that too.)
4. Dragon Quest 8 (or 5)
5. Dark Souls Trilogy
Dragon Quest 8 I'd be extra interested to read
Is it OCD to have two different nail clippers for my toes and my fingernails because I don’t want to cut them with the same one?
SSome People would say so but I do the same thing
You have diagnosed ocd tho
I do but it makes sense to me. Using the same nail clipper for both sounds gross. Feet and hands also touch different stuffn
everyone does that? I thought it was mandatory to prevent infection
Gang
God damn finally <3 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1ac304f5be88960510cb3e67c0af08a31f8a9d08d3c5956de2300da7b6b2761e.png
@disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus on my trip to Uruguay I had access to Telemundo and I'm now hooked on the dumbest show I've ever seen in my life
Hmm nioh collection and horizon zero dawn remastered for $20 each
They remastered Horizon already???
Yeah a few years ago
Bruh
https://x.com/i/status/2026160157764501934
Wait did Sylvie mean an actual hall or was she using voice to text and she meant haul lol
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Sony just randomly dropping that wolverine releases September 15
Zero hype. Sorry. I’m sure it’ be a great game but I don’t want Insomniac being the Marvel IP slop dev
Marvel slop? The three spiderman games they made were great
Literally nobody cares or talks about Spider-Man 2 positively.
People who think Spider-Man 2 sucks either got put off by the LGBT stuff or got mad that the sequel didn't completely reinvent the wheel
Like honestly, Spider-Man 2 is probably the most overhated game of the gen. Like, people were celebrating when it didn't win a single award. It's literally a more tweaked Spider-Man with a new story lmao
It’s sequelitis. It’s a game that while it might improve some aspects, the core gameplay was generic to begin with so the sequel loses a ton of lustre. Look at Ghost of Yotei. Nobody talks about that game because it’s ultimately the same game as the first one which wasn’t all that creative on a core level to begin with.
I went into Spider-Man 2 wanting more Spider-Man and I got it. Plus I love Venom
Spiderman MM is underrated. The whiplash with 2 is odd because it was clearly mediocre with a bad story but people insisted it was amazing before sporadically turning on it within a year.
goddammit I feel sickened
Why
I can't believe I've done this (in a British accent)
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That you’ve bought 3 RE games?
that I went for the Switch 2 port of RE9 over the others
Oh, I’m stupid I didn’t see the UI lol
out of it, shockingly, being the best deal
You are sick
I am a cheap bastard more like
@disqus_fGIMTKXYhz:disqus Coprolalia affects a subset of people with tourettes, and it's not that they don't have a filter, but their mind makes them say what they know they're not supposed to. It's not that difficult to induce a similar form of disinhibition in a normal person using drugs.
I know it’s not literally that they have no filter but that’s just how I could best think to explain it.
They really did a good job with the PS5 update of RDR.
TThanks Man
I haven’t had my medication for about a week and I feel like complete shit. I can’t eat, I’m dehydrated and cold. This fucking sucks. I hate this country so much it’s unreal.
II'm Really sorry you arw going through this
Bodo will win the Champions League
put the Bodo starting XI plus Haaland and Norway will also win the world cup
This never loaded for me. Thanks disqus
Harby there was a new botchamania did you see it?
Harby buy me a switch 2
FFrank Was right again. Harby doesn't love me and only loves leo
WWhat Bodo
He thinks I'm bantha poodoo
SSilver Never answered my question.
II Saw the black phone last night. I was legit shocked there was a black phone in it
WWe Have to be extra careful because the baby walks everywhere now and her instincts tell her to try to get the most dangerous stuff
If I speak I am in big trouble
DDon't Insult the baby she is still pure and won't even eat the mayo ranch crema thing
I’m not talking bad about the baby. I’m saying I’ll sound really OCD because the idea of not baby proofing the apartment already stresses me out
They should have done that. Now the baby almost gets near the stairs
Gang
YYo
Hi
DDisqus Being ass
Satty 12:the path to power
Herbal Fantasy strangers of finland
Harbal
He ain't herby
II Need to ask silver something about ranch on pizza
How much do you put on/how much is too much
Karma never plays mario kart 8 on wii u with me. Just because they shut down the online doesn't mean we can't play. He just doesn't wanna come over because I'm not white
DK
YYo
What is your opinion of Blake Monroe (slave name)
TTbh I Think a video was right that what toni storm said in that promo. Doomed to mediocrity
I’ve never seen her wrestle, I just like my petite blondes as you know
ShShe's absolutely a satty girl.
I remember you mentioning she’s a satty girl, and I saw this picture and went “Am I so predictable” lol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/42f02b5b5e3e9ca6e0111698a15bfa2f5ecf1a045d223967e0d6c48d1c6ac5f9.jpg
Henry hasn’t left my side every time I come out since I got back. I haven’t seen Honey yet.
He wuvs you
WWork Time. I wanna go home already
https://x.com/i/status/2026448122319351986
Did somebody say mom
Trump just goes on a racist tirade during the STOU. God please, I’ve genuinely never asked anything of you.
God please fucking take this rapist
Still ranting
Ded
Sounds like RE9 is another certified hood classic
RE just keeps winning
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Chainsaw + Dad Jokes = they made this game for me fr fr
We already have our GOTY boys
if he mentions bingo
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Its the highest rated game in the series then? IGN says its like Alan Wake 2 at first
I'm sure RE4make was higher
Actually yeah, that has a 93 on metacritic
It probably is. No way it's actually the best in the series tho
Has anyone jailbroken their PS4?
I might even get the Leon amiibo. The novelty is insane
I wish I could play RE9 on friday, but ski trip starts tomorrow until sunday
double dip and get it on Switch 2. Portable RE9 baybee
I just spent money on overpriced ski tickets lol, no way
I mean… or else would you consider?
I'm not judging, I actually preordered on Switch 2 because it came with the other RE Engine games
Am I just not able to feel good any more? I don’t even care about RE9 that much? IDK
Horizon ZD remastered or Nioh collection
the fuck you need a remaster of Horizon for
Neither
Brother. I swear you guys just wanna waste as much life playing mid ass games as possible
I kinda wish Ilhan Omar was as much of a terrorist as the right claims. Something might actually get done in our government.
Also, I just want you to guess what the guy who tried to steal Al Green’s sign’s biggest donor is. Just guess. Yes it’s oil but the other one? Israel of course. Why would it be anything else. Everybody who thought of and approved Citizen’s United should legitimately be gas chambered.
Although I wouldn’t expect anything else from a Senator that represents the waste of fucking space that is Oklahoma. Anybody who has ever moved from the wedt coast to Oklahoma and claimed to like it more should legitimately have the words “dumb cunt liar” cattle branded across their face.
“No bro trust me bro. Having nothing to do, horrible weather and tornadoes for 9 months of the year is way better than having to live around liberals and Asian people. I’m not fronting bro. I swear”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwzjDboeb5Q
“I hate anime because I’m racist” vs “I love anime because I’m a pedophile” only the greatest for the marketplace of ideas. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6f0df2f14d185c3e13cfb11dcfe12074db0c8f47d540f4b28a473a1f85f2dc7d.jpg
I was told anything goes but then I was banned for 5 years and all I did was call someone stupid who clearly is. I petitioned disqus to revoke my suspension but they are monitoring my posts now
iI'm rattle snake again, glad no one had taken my user id
iI have a turbografx 16 now but I only own bonks. The game cards are really expensive
gglad the really stupid person is no longer here. the other stupid one is enough
Who are you
sshould be obvious for someone as smart as you
iI also imported a psx, idk why but I did
aalso who runs this place currently? apple or stray shots
You’re talkin to em’ hoss.
ccongrats and good luck to you
satty always did spend the most time here so it makes sense. I won't stick around to get banned of course
I’m not gonna ban you unless you do something really offensive or are just in general annoying. It's honestly really hard to get banned here.
idk I can get pretty annoying, I'll leave you to it. does stray still post here?
Last performance review happened. That did not feel good
No
uunderstood, I remember now you had falling out. take care of this place I guess
aand for the record the stupid person I was referring to that ruined this place for a lot of us was bubs. last dp post for me though, peace out
Hi. Who are you?
hhi spiff
Stray?
cclose enough
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man has this place amassed an exotic fauna over the years
Is it walmart sam
wewell peace out then,I'll see you in 5 years silvie. you guys are predictable if nothing else
So let me get this straight, you came here to ask who was in charge, complain about getting banned, won’t tell us who you are and are just gonna be rude to Bub for no reason? Ok
I came here cus I hit rock bottom… I won't come here again…
What happened? Maybe come back another time when DK and everyone else is here as well.
nono thanks, I already got hit from the bully squad. I'm good
Im sorry about this. Bye Sam. It was nice talking to you again.
byBye spiffy
man if I were studying psychology I could do an entire thesis with some of the shit that I witness here at times lmao
hhi leo, ya it's sad
Also if you are capable of being normal I won’ ban you lol. I am not a tyrant.
You banned Brony
For the 100 millionth time. People like DK, harby, me do not want him here. Sorry but DK, Harby and I are pretty much the 3 biggest users here and none of us want him here. He doesn’t contribute anything positive. Just let it go.
iI gave you guys enough banter lol, find someone else to hate.
I don’t hate you I just wanna know who the fuck you are first
glglad your keeping the dp going satty, was just checking in, peace out
no its not
I miss the Scottish Sam too though. I miss the MissWarmJ memes.
Only thing I miss is having somebody who was as stupidly lonely as me to be obsessed with IG ABG’s
He always kept us up to data on the scene. Sometimes I come across random egirl drama and I have no idea who they are because Sam isn't here anymore.
Also what did Bub ever do to anybody lol. She’s way meaner to me than she ever was to him or anybody else and I still wish she was here lol
I think she got mad at me for posting that boy milking doujin cover once and I had to apologize and delete it. Also she got into that one fight with Karma over Valorant.
What
Do you guys remember R? They were the first poster to ever get banned from DP by Stray during that incident from 10 years ago.
So it was walmart sam? Expected
He only posts when I’m not around. He says I let him down too much
Silver how much ranch you put on your pizza?
I somehow sliced my hand throwing away trash at work last night
Ouch
I was bleeding so much all night
TThe Rock bottom part was what convinced me tbh
WorWork gonna suck today. The gm is closing tonight. Plus this cut gonna get spicy jalapeño fry sauce
SSilver why is slowpoke your fav?
Karma what your favorite pokemon
RIP Italy’s CL coefficient. They’re about to have 2 teams and the PL is about to have 6 lol
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I like g e ngar
My favorite is Houndoom.
Would you still date a cute trainer if she ate Houndooms?
I wouldn’t date anybody who ate dog.
I would eat moltres
Key strong
That was fast
I think at least once a week about how they called an ice cream shop in Love and Thunder Infinity Cone. Like the Snap would be the most shared traumatic event in recorded human history. That would be like a new york burger place naming themselves 9/11 Burger
So like are the twin towers the buns, and the plane the burger?
Another burger hit the buns
It’s just the concept of naming your place after essentially the worst tragedy in history.
Isn't there like a burger named after storming the beaches of Normandy or did I dream that
That dude who owns the restaurant Frying Nemo should open up shop in Disney World
I will eat
Scottish Sam is relatively wealthy and owns a large lakeside home so he's well insulated from any emotional distress. I think Other Sam hasn't been doing too well after leaving the military and being separated from his family in the Netherlands plus he has a history of substance issues. That's why the "rock bottom" statement was so concerning. I think we should all try to be kinder to him if he does return. He's not a bad person at all.
I don't know about that last sentence. At the very least, not the best person
It was definitely other sam. British Sam put off lonely bored white dude vibes, but he was sober. Walmart Sam seemed like a legit degenerate who drank a lot.
KKey Should wear a fake mustache and glasses and pretend to be me at work and work for me today
Oof I missed user drama
“Drama.” He was just yelling at us and we were like “Ok dude”
Honestly not many people I miss from who left. I miss Bubs, Stray and I guess Aya but that whole shtick she had I'd probably be tired of by now
I miss RoN. He probably got too tired of my shit. I found a screenshot I took and aya said one of the nicest things anyone ever told me and I feel guilty now
There's so many people who left I kinda forgot maybe 60% of them
RoN was my best friend but I wasn't his sad face. He literally spent 6 hours talking me outta suicide even though he had class in the morning. Even if he hates me, I will forever be grateful towards him
I doubt he hates you specifically, he probably just hates all the drama that happened here over the years. I can't imagine what you'd do that would actually upset someone lol
II Got a bunch people who don't like me. I piss some people off by being myself
Well then they're losers
I relied on RoN too much. I also messaged him like 10 times every reply
I only really miss Ron Tom and Bub
I miss dunking on Twas for buying 50 copies of games
I still talk to thomas
My phone can charge without being turned off. So yay
I still have a scar on my hand from when I got absolutely gashed stealing second in a playoff game for All County and we had no bench subs left so I had to stay in the game and I put pine tar over it to close it up enough to be able to move my glove enough to catch a ball in the outfield. It hurt so bad as soon as the adrenaline wore off too.
That's a better story than got cut throwing away trash at work somehow
It felt amazing having literally every single player on the team slap me on the back of the head and celebrate with me because I toughed it out. I think the coach said something but whatever. Felt like I was a hero that day lol.
I remember I caught a ball in right and it landed right in the palm of my glove and the centerfielder his name was Russel goes “that hurt like a bitch huh?”
And I said “It didn’t feel great, Rus”
In my head canon he gave y9u a speech that motivated you
When we went in for the inning, they taped it up and bandaged it and the coach came over, probably to ask if I could still go but I knew we had no bench left so I just waived him off and said “I’m fine” like I was a boxer who just got dropped lol
Baseball is in your soul
It honestly is tbh. I’m SHOCKINGLY good at it for somebody who is neither physically gifted athletically nor particularly strong. But baseball is 99% mental anyway. I was an incredible base stealer and I’m not even fast, I just was really smart about when I would steal bases.
YOu are the chosen one
I am so mebtally checked out atm but I still have some shit I gotta finalize before tomorrow. Can't wait to be on my trip
Mentally Also
What's your favorite pokemon
That's a tough question, but probably Piplup because it was my first pokemon
My first pokemon was charmander
BBus Came so early I missed it 😫
I was reading one of Twas' articles analyzing MGS not too long ago and he's actually read Project Itoh's books and generally has elite weeb knowledge of the history of Japanese media. His collection must be reference material or something.
I wanna steal his amiibos
GGood Choice
I always choose fire now. Pokemon is the game that made me save like a crazy person. I went through 6 hours of progress and my batteries died and I didn't save. I cried and crashed out and almost rage quit
If JD Vance was being stabbed to death I’m genuinely not sure a single person on earth would stop them doing it
That's crazy. I would have assumed you first played a ps2 game
That or PS1. I don't really remember the first game I consciously played tbh
First game I ever played was super Mario bros 1
Steven Miller FR talks like a Baldur’s Gate NPC lol
Stephen Miller the kinda dude to play as the fascist faction in every Hearts of Iron game
I was reading about Christopher Miller this morning because of his new movie with Ryan Gosling and his dad actually owns a lumbar mill in Washington. They've probably been millers for centuries.
My step-dad’s last name is also an occupation and his family did it up until his great grandpa.
It was funny that time apple said she kills babies
“She’s not pro-choice, but she certainly isn’t Pro life.”
SShe Said the backyard is where the bodies are
I'm burnt out. I need my day off already
SSilver You how much ranch do you put on a pizza?
WWhen Me and my brother first played a game is was super mario bros on our uncles nes. I was like 5 and sucked. My brother was almost 4 and he was really good
I heard that somewhere
@BlahBlahBlahTrees:disqus harby said he wants to eat your ass and feast on your poop
@Harbinger_12:disqus change your name. It's been like 5 months
WWork Time
BBread And butter pickles are gross.
Bread and butter pickles?
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I’m at work but just had to suggest this. Make a parody of super freak. Instead of she’s alright she’s alt right
The best I could do https://voca.ro/1mC5bN5MRTbc
Finally got here
https://youtu.be/mFVnlk-syP4?si=XnbXAWhbgCSBs2FW
I wanna move from NYC to Miami.
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I bought a copy of FF13 last weekend
I need to beat FF13-2
I wanna play GTA 6 so bad, idc if I sound like a normie.
FFinished the main story. 6/10, just play OG Yakuza 3
That Ending truly is dumb af
Wha happen
WWhat Is og yakuza 3 on?
PS3, but 1-5 got ported to PS4/PC/Xbox.
WWhat Is og yakuza 3 on?
EEven without the cut content, it's a terrible remake just because it doesn't work as a connector between K2 and 4 now. Baffling choice
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WWork Was awful today. The two people who make my ocd go crazy were here today. Plus they always ask me to throw away trash when I have a shit ton of dishes. Then they were like throw away the boxes too. I wanted to take my break. That manager always has me do shit he doesn't wanna do and it annoys me
AA guy On the bus looks like the dean from community
I never want to deal with the cold again when I get rich.
Not looking forward to summer here. Last year it was so hot I went to the hospital for dehydration
Harby hates Jibeta because he envys jibeta
AAll The managers do is badmouth each other to each other
Almost home so can hear sattys song
Long ass day
OOmg Harby primate is on digital now
Great job satty. You exceeded my expectations
Paramount's investors didn't even want to sell to Skydance/Ellison in the first place. Sony Pictures made a superior offer but the owner who held majority voting rights through class A shares sold it to Skydance for personal reasons.
People were celebrating when Europeans took EA and Blizzard to court over lootboxes but theyre crying in the replies now
https://x.com/NewYorkStateAG/status/2026751056839864523
CS always had actual gambling because items could be traded or sold on Steam. Fifa would instantly ban players for attempting anything similar.
Valve fanboys are genuinely retarded
There are no Valve fanboys Spiffy. They make 1 game a decade now, what is there to fanboy over lol
Its Nintendo tier consumer friendly luv Gaben soyjaking but unlike Nintendo they dont even make any games
Are loot boxes still a talking point in gaming discourse? I remember it being a thing in Overwatch discourse but like, they’re still letting kids gamble on FIFA so… I feel like we’re fighting a losing battle on this front.
Not really because everyone realized the alternative to lootboxes was much worse and no one genuinely believed they were gambling to begin with. It was cynical short term strat.
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2026858663541932374
This is good.
No it isn't I want it back
What is the alternative to loot boxes? Them just charging $25 for a skin?
Yes and all sorts of other paywalls like battlepasses but CS never attracted that much controversy in the first place because the part that made it gambling (the store) allowed players to actually make money. Also Overwatch brought back their lootboxes last year due to popular demand.
TBH, I have played so few MP games in the last decade I forgot about battlepass bullshit lol
Certainly you must redownload Overwatch for the relaunch and 10th anniversary event
Show me the champion of light
I wish they'd make an alt Naruto movie where Sasuke wins and conquers the world because I never understood how he was wrong.
Dragon Ball gets so many spin off movies even though it's not as good as Naruto
Charmander
TBH, there’s no wrong answer with the first few gens. Honestly, I think 99% of the starters overall are pretty solid.
Back to Alan
Will you name the rival as Sati
Why the fuck Leaf Green. All the baller homies are Fire Red exclusive
Slowpoke dude
Used him once. Meh.
Well it’s her favorite pokemon so like… Don’t shoot the messenger. Personally, I couldn’t not have Scyther or Growlithe.
or Electabuzz or Mankey
I re-beat San Andreas and goddammit, what a masterpiece. Still finding new content to this day.
and I still can't decided which is the best radio station
Committing capital offenses to Hold the Line by Toto >
After playing Pragmata I was wondering why all the new REngine games look and perform terribly but then there's this
https://x.com/shinobi602/status/2027065049760645612
I’m legit man flu but this still funny https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0fbc162df5bebe239714c0d4c18333e56dd6dfc5012bc7b86dd69d71e0776cbb.jpg
Gang, do you think I should apply to get my teaching credential?
I think you should
Sony's PC ports are done
Their strategy with the PS5 was just so stupid. If they limited them to PS4 games it might've made some sense.
Harby
Sati
This shit is so fucking stupid dude. They gotta call some fouls man. We’re one week away from Arsenal just joining arms around the keeper in the box https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0708c9b537686b22493a35780b9c9076ee07ac1c7baf9b06573d8e88527bf126.jpg
Satty I know that K-DST is goated but then I had the "retake Madd Dogg's mansion" mission while Dr. Dre's One Eight Seven was being played on the back…
and there's also Radio X… and the funk radio presented by George Clinton…
It took me 22 years to find out there are motorcycle delivery missions in San Andreas and you can even own a pizza parlor and a hippy drug shop as properties
and the RC car nerd is voiced by Tobias from Arrested Development
My mom and Step-Dad were at the sister in law of David Cross’s wedding. IDK why I felt the need to mention this but I did.
Wow he has zero self respect
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2027079958317727837
The “Abusing women to right wing grift” pipeline is the strongest human bond of all time
No more single player ps5 games on pc
Part of the problem is everyone just pirated them since Sony was the only major publisher not using Denuvo. ShiftUp was smart enough to push for Denuvo with Stellar Blade though and they crushed every other PS game.
Also I think it makes it harder for people leaving Xbox to jump straight to PC versus another console and PS is the only real console remaining.
It’s literally only so people can’t just go from Xbox to PC. Now they have to buy a PS console if they want those games.
I hope Mamdoni ignores the constitution and runs for President. Fuck it.
He's a yimby shill it's the real reason Trump likes him
Honestly, California/NY/Illinois should just refuse to pay taxes and watch the entire government collapse in a weekend.
snuck in Illinois
Honestly, just California not paying taxes would cripple the entire economy. The entire south and midwest contribute fuck all
Honestly, we should just cold murder everyone in a mid west state and then designate the land for fucking bison. Nothing of value would be lost.
Following the devil
end of part
Sony is also ending first party live service games
They should've just outsourced development in the first place. It makes no sense for Insomniac or ND to be developing a live service games when they could just give the engine and assets to some team in France or China and have them do it.
Anybody with a brain seeing a game made with a Chinese name is going to assume it’s trash they can ignore. If it’s Bungie or Insomniac people will care.
But lots of popular live service games are Chinese look at Marvel Rivals people only care about the IP
Obviously they were concerned about quality but they launched Concord
Like I said, it’s literally just gambling. It’s spending hundreds of millions on a game and hoping it becomes at least Destiny, preferably Fortnite.
Like I said, it’s literally just gambling. It’s spending hundreds of millions on a game and hoping it becomes at least Destiny, preferably Fortnite.
End of part
That’s enough Alan for today
Does Sweden require a child for marriage based citizenship? Everyone spent years swearing she was only in it for herself. It's not looking good.
https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2027032256431153209
I need to start doing some sort of exercise to prepare for this charity tournament in a few weeks
are we all gonna resident some evils tomorrow?
I can’t be assed man. But i hope y’all enjoy it.
I wish bro, ski trip instead
Also, that dude wouldn’t even be that bad looking if he got in shape and fixed his teeth. And actually had a decent haircut instead of the Nathan cut.
Zack Levi and Jonathan Majors team up to bring you “Birth of a Nation 2: Burning Vengeance” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/efc9ba8a436d38a69ac7b3a1d8c306d3df138da57625efdf79dd8b45f0356554.jpg
I don’t know how to tell internet dorks this, but it’s not that hard to get laid in general, double easy if you’re clearing 50K a month.
Objectively the funniest pairing.
This game has very minor shortomings in some departments but constant cool minor details like this shit that they in no way had to add but took the extra time to film a 10min short film just make me look completely past them. God this game is good
I take it back, the GOAT station is Radio X.
Soundgarden, nuff said
Rusty Cage when you're running away from the police in a nitro-packed car is the closest to god that gaming has ever reached
The minute you start abusing women, the alt right grift calls to you like the Green Goblin mask.
Somehow, I don’t think taking the themes of cultural vampirism out of Sinners is helping your argument.
To be fair I'd probably join the far right too if I were Majors. None of this would've happened if he was just racist and refused to race mix with a yakubian blue eyed devil snowbunny.
Spiffy, I’ve managed to go nearly 31 years of my life without hitting a woman. It’s not that hard.
Unfortunately I punched an old lady in the stomach
Did you like my Superfreak parody lmao
It was good. Exceeded my expectations
“She likes the boys in the arm band”
Was elite on my part NGL
I needed the laugh last night
And I thought “Everybody’s saying” instead of “Everybody singin’” was good too lol
https://youtu.be/BLNDqxrUUwQ?si=E3BQEqZ1pSZACUTG
Zack Levi and Jonathan Majors will return in The Wire: Infinity Woke
I genuinely don’t understand derailing your career just to be anti-vax. Like I swear to god, if you have shitty politics, just fucking lie and don’t bring it up. Nobody gives a fuck in the end if you just shut up.
Rush tickets start selling tomorrow
Finally gonna see Tom Sawyer's drum solo live
II Hope harby doesn't shit himself at work
🗣️They told me to man up, I said which kind?
FFrank Is the son karma always wanted
DPC: I don’t think I’m actually that into instagram thots. I’m just lonely.
https://youtu.be/fH0KM2qyL4Q?si=oVNqunYJF_1xqMtz
https://x.com/FearedBuck/status/2027129355751624953
II Had a dream that apple came back and bought me a pc. Then my nephew smashed it with my nieces sledgehammer
II Prefer hag or granny dikki
II'm Hungry
AAs In I want food in my tummg
Tummh
Omfg
Tummy
HHarby Should change his name to harby hates the dk
DSatty Shoulf change his name to satty hits key still
Harby
Hits
Haitians
Omg
I hope satty finds the holy grail
I need to get out to the range and hit some balls this week.
Hit them hard
I usually only go about 80% power in general. If I over-swing, I start fading the ball like crazy.
My sister won't give me a cup cake. There's like 40
Kill meeeeee
I hope silver doesn't get trapped under a snorlax
The hedgehog?
That's what I call the user silvie.
The lesser of two evils?
https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/2027158640055013473?s=46
Brother, do you even pay attention to news at all?
What news exactly? Never know with you
Netflix would've been a perfect fit. Paramount is a mangled corpse skinsuit for Ellison and the deal is backed by Kushner and various Middle Eastern royals. They're not even looking to make money here.
Ty very insightful
II'm So tired and hungry
I’m bored and hungry
II'm Walking to the bus stop and gotta work. But I'm mentally and physically exhausted. We should eat. To ease y9ur boredom you should slap satty
Paramount buying WB is disgusting
It should not be 80 degrees already
Also Skydance has no history of making good original content despite all the money they've spent. They partnered with Apple, brought in talent like Lasetter and spent hundreds of millions of dollars on their animation division and produced absolutely nothing of value.
The majority of their TV projects never even got off the ground (they were supposed to make live action Sword Art Online) and the ones that did were all mediocre. They're like the Xbox of Hollywood.
No sorry Xbox is a million times better I shouldn't have said that
I had no idea that sao project was gonna be a thing
Skydance was set to produce a lot of live action anime including Steins Gate
That's crazy. Kinda glad they haven't happened and probably won't
Anime and live action just don’t work IMO
I'm sure some can but overall I agree with you.
Maybe something more “grounded” like Vinland Saga
I saw a clip of a Japanese show and they did anime reactions and it doesn't translate in live action
Ahegao does 😏
Lol
What’s up with their game studio? Haven’t heard anything about the Captain America/Black Panther game in a while.
Brotha, if a game is announced and you don’t even see gameplay for like 3 years, it’s fucking vaporware.
Satty is making a skin suit out of Asian women.
Asian women leather gloves
Lmao
CCan The bus just be on time more than once every 6 months
This is so strange https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9312dd73ed2a4b26badf407f3896b9c3bcc26807a409eeeac17c147948422b22.jpg
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Gonna buy me some cookies. Hopefully they have the m&m one or the chocolate chunk one. No confetti cake cookie
You ever had those cookies that come in a round tin that your grandparents probably used to store all their sowing stuff in? I had those the other day for the first time in ages. So good.
I have actually
I only ever liked the pretzel shaped ones but I like them now too
Weren’t they all just the same flavor just different shapes
https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/2027144871870382427?s=46
Jets with a B lmao
Started Aria of Sorrow during my flight, really like it
Nice
Like it way more than Circle of the Moon tbh
DDamn Straight
I’m not shocked the Steelers are low tbh. They really strike me as hiding behind the facade of “The Standard” but “The Standard” the last 20 years has been be just mid enough to lose in the first round.
They take a bunch of things into consideration but the one I’ve seen the most is that their field really, really sucks lol
Because everyone knows they weren’t lawfully detained so he literally can just release them. This is literal government sponsored kidnapping.
It’s better but I will hear no COTM slander
The gameplay in that felt kinda off idk
MMe Too
WWhat's Funny is my first castlevania not counting the n64 one was circle of the moon. First I owned was harmony of dissonance
Dunkey I found the clip. You'll know when the anime reaction happens
https://youtu.be/ZUqRHU_ECk4?si=5Xzn0RFV_fsu-gc3
Lmao
Fire Red pre-ordered. Gonna have to wake up early and go on a hunt for a physical RE9 copy, but we gaming good this weekend.
I too am getting fire red. But when I get paid
Sweet, too bad we can’t trade Pokemon cause it’s local only.
Yeah that really sucks and is dumb
Amazon hates karma because he eats parfaits while they eat dog food
That was just in my recommended one day
I wish I could change my email so badly but it's already tied to all of my accounts. People always burst out laughing when they read it.
On the suggestion of stray I made a work email because as stray said you don't wanna hire a guy calling himself batman
I have an over decade old email that is tied to a Power Ranger but I've been using it 95% since, I do have backup emails with my real name however.
SSatty Needs help
My Mayor Mamdani coming through so far.
I completely forgot about Marathon today. Has anyone played?
I completely forgot about Marathon today. Has anyone played?
So so far this year we have Wolverine, GTA 6, Avengers DoomDay and I am missing something else?
Marvel Tokon as well. It comes out soon.
First time I've heard of it.
Daredevil season 5 is coming out very soon.
Hyped for that
GTA 6 is gonna be huge
I miss my screenshot of spiffy giving advice to hump beds efficiently
I forgot my Hotmail email lol. I had one too.
I had so many great screenshots
I still have it, but I gave it an alias or whatever and it’s outlook now.
One of my gmails I used the name Bruce Wayne so occasionally I'll get scam emails saying Bruce!!! It's me Lucy
MMy Favorite bubs screenshot was her asking why that mario baby is naked
I sort of take back what I said about the Switch 2. It's superior to the Series S in RE9 and it's cheaper.
I'm gonna buy a switch 2. Do not tell harby
BBaggage Claim gonna be a million years ugh
Kill them all
Its gonna be a long ass work day
Work time
Good luck Diki.
So what character are we jerkin to in RE9 chat?
LLeon obv
Leon my dude are you like stupid or gay or something
All of them. Even Annette Birkin. Especially Annette Birkin.
I’m sorry. Sometimes my bits are stupid as fuck.
Can't see shit on this drive but the mountains are still cool
Are you going to the Shining cabin
NNah That shit was when I went to Big Sky a couple years back. Snowstorm just randomly rolled in and no one else was in that resort area because it was middle of june
Where you at? Its hard for me to imagine living anywhere without mountains. Flatlands are so boring.
Texas.
Panthers destroy Leafs we so back bois
I went to bed before 12 am because was so tired but I woke up at 5 and can’t sleep. Decided to go back to Woke and it says this is the point of no return, we in the endgame 😭
Back to Alan next to see if he has chapters left
Very timely though considering RE9 drops today
And I’m a massive Bungie truther
I play bangers
You played SSKTJL. You would have had a more fulfilling time actually gooning for 40 hours
What if I gooned to Harley that whole time
Literally what I was about to say
I can’t figure this cult stash. The numbers are in planks in the water but I can’t find the 3rd one
Also that culttwist was so good. I’m so sorry Peter Franzen for doubting you. I lost one Franzen but still have the other left
I’m so stupid. I figured out the first is 6 and the second is 9. Nice. I can just roll the third dial until it clicks
Guess not. Maybe they’re out of order. I guess I do have to find the 3rd
I FOUND IT!
It’s 7.
It was right at the water’s edge in an angle you can barely see it
Inventory upgrade as a reward sweeeeet baby jesus we cooking now
So worth it
There’s one more stash somewhere in Bright Falls. I can’t possibly leave this be
Sati doesn’t have friends so he doesn’t know how much playing in co op can enhance an experience even when the game is shite
Everybody who knows me enough to be my friend knows I don’t fucking play MP games lol
All stashes found.
Caso cerrado
You literally can’t see shit in the woods now in heavy rain during night except that small area your light shines. This shit mad anxious now. All the noises but no idea where they come from
WWe In Breckenridge Tets
FDoesn't Seem like a city wwe would go to tbh
All deer heads found
Also, I’ll keep saying it. Everything is fun with friends. That doesn’t mean something is worth experiencing.
So I played one bad game last year while talking shit about it and chatting about everything else going on in life as well.
That makes my game taste bad? Ok dude
I didn’t say that. I mean just that point in general
Honestly, I'm going to wait for sale on re9, after monster hunter wilds, I can't see myself going for 70$ on RE
RE is one of the king franchises
Mega man is better
I’ll genuinely never understand how I’m not a pro sports GM. I could have told you from one press conference JJ Reddick was gonna be a dogshit coach. Anybody in a leadership position who starts subtly throwing jabs at people below them is a gigantic red flag. Accountability is the literal basis of leadership.
If I were the Lakers GM I would have sold the fuck out of Austin Reeves, gotten hella draft capital and then actually built a good team around Luka.
Reeves is literally only good because he gets a fucking ridiculous whistle he’ll never get anywhere else but LA. Genuinely, if Steph has his whistle, he’s the undisputed GOAT. Reeves has gotta be the most overrated player in the NBA hands down.
He literally gets a pass because he was so ass without this insane whistle that he went undrafted. If he was a FRP getting punked constantly on defense like this, literally nobody would glaze him.
Only psychopaths and casuals who don’t know about it play motion blur on
If you’re on a date with a girl and she says she plays with motion blur on RUN
And don’t look back
If you’re on a date with a girl and she says she plays with motion blur on RUN
Why am I getting downvoted for that take? This is his +- the last 5 games. He is not a star. He’s a really good shooter and a terrible defender that complete unbalances your team https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2c8096ec2fab5772f8f79260bba33dac1e8aa9b7c4cae99a9ef5d75e1edf0612.jpg
lol
I don’t know what these mean
+/- just means the balance of points you give up vs you score in a game.
And if you’re arguing with me about the Steph point because I’m a “fanboy” if Steph averaged 8 FT’s a game he is 1000% in the GOAT debate. He’s probably averaging at least 35 a game his prime years. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/618f1b6402d819e7c32a78190acb23460f49460ccd2686c4500331ed6ae69255.jpg
This game is kino and we’re going to the cinema now
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Miami Vice will forever have one of the coolest aesthetics. The Heat Miami Vice unis were fucking fire.
Avocado bread
Baby poop bread
Me when I got into work: I can't handle another day thank God tomorrow is my day off. I wanna hang myself.
The GM: (name redacted)! Do you work tomorrow? If not wanna come in tomorrow?
Me in 1 second: yes!! Thank you I'll be there tomorrow.
the moral is I'm am idiot
Honestly, I'm kinda nervous. I'm starting my college classes next week.
Good luck!!! You got this!
I guess I'm just wondering how I'm going to do this.
I don't know either but I'm proud of you. Just know I believe in you
Harby is gonna kick sattys ass one day
HHe'll Be like wtf did you say about me you arrogant bitch!?
Then satty will say a sarcastic remark
“I’ll pretend to be gay and call it a hate crime, I can pull it off easy.”
Exactly. This is your future.
I'm so fucking burnt out and tomorrow I get off at 12am. Why did I say yes?(the money)
I want to eventually do a full (main series) FF retrospective but that’s a lot of fucking reviews.
Plus you'd have to play 2
HHarb:Imma fuckin turtle uguu
Frank:let me be frank
SSilver: I am the harbinger of death, I will bring forth the apocalypse. Bow before me and you might be spared
Satty: this world is rotten to it's core. I must cleanse it and erase the impurities….. I will reshape the world in my image. Only then can it be saved
Harby I'd rather die than try avocado 🥑
It’s not that bad at all dude
It looks yucky
It’s not yucky at all
IIT IS YUCKY
Not if you store it like a non-redact
IIt Looks yucky!
You need to get out of this mindset
Hmmph
I legit can’t hear the Peacekeeper S2 theme without saying “Julius, it’s a Harby world, it’ll eat you alive”
SSame
It’s really good and healthy
Lies
The bus didn't stop. Fucking asshole. Have to walk home now
Satty and harby work for avocado farmers
We’re trying to push our socialist elite values on you
It's disgusting
I’m watching Yötön Yö in theaters
Wat dat
I know what diki is trying next
I'd rather die
Play Woke
Buy me a new pc or a ps5 and I will
I also want to do a Souls retrospective. Or at least Demon’s Souls and Dark Souls
Yötön Yö was a 10/10 film
It’s crazy there’s an actual short film inside this game you can just stay to watch or leave the cinema entirely and miss it completely
That's pretty cool
It was completely in Finnish too
OOmg
You played ssktjl and eat avocado. You don't know what a 10 is
I legit thought this was a real movie you were talking about (real as in that you actually went to the theater for)
There was no trophy or reward for watching the whole thing smh
Everybody slap me after you read this comment but…
Nata Lee kills me
Ok, let the slapping commence.
One sec lemme go research her latest post to see if this is slapworthy
No gloves are involved so I won’t slap you this time
her waist so thin though and she has a little girl’s face so I don’t know why you so down bad
https://youtu.be/EKRhxvmtass?si=BzfdziP2g3Mu8l8u
II called an Uber because had a bad feeling
Good call. Nightless night would get you otherwise
I didn't wanna walk 40 minutes too
Also, I never mentioned this but I love that telecasters are canon to the FF8 universe lol
And when I did that part in my replay in the remaster, I basically made Jethro Tull. Flute, electric guitar, piano, bass
HHarby Gave me a torn ligament
HarbCL
ThThat should be his new name
My cut looks like the shape of the state of Florida
WWow Japan is making an android of Antonio Inoki
Like they're working on a bio android that will have an AI based on him. That's weird af
We gonna rock & roll this lake
Yay?
It was badass
Yay!
GGoodnight, work exhausted me
Night bro
I’m erect
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Time to try Breckenridge coffee, I'll review in a few
I know not what u speak of
I'm in Breckenridge CO for a ski trip. The airbnb has some local coffee roaster packets so I'm trying it https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3aafa69e295262e1d60e3d3933b6952a0f2de5c28782dd89f99c826525e426cb.jpg
Hmmm instant? Also enjoy the trip
I mean it might have been honestly lol, but I used the coffee maker anyway
Lmao
I'm too used to that, I didn't even think about that until you mentioned lmao
I slept terribly, I forget how good my own bed is sometimes. Btw what is with hotels and airbnbs putting way too many pillows on the bed? Shit's uncomfortable
Vacation I assume
YYep, it's coffee/10
@disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus I have these to sell:
https://www.pricecharting.com/game/pokemon-neo-destiny/dark-gengar-6
https://www.pricecharting.com/game/pokemon-gym-challenge/rocket%27s-mewtwo-14
https://www.ebay.com/itm/116727790591
Layo- a month away from fuggheddaboutit
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Lmao im saving this
when you get back we will only parlare in italiano capisce
LLeo Did you finish Kiwami 3 yet?
I actually only started it, I was out of the country last week lol
I already know the ending is dumbfuckery however
YYeah that shit's stupid, but for me what makes it unsalvageable is how much of the substories they cut. It wasn't just the repetitive scam ones, it's the good shit too. That and I don't like the orphanage changes
I am actually quite confused on the franchise's canonicity now tbh
IIt sounds like alternate timeline shenanigans, which I don't think anyone wanted lol
Fair enough lol. I managed to just barely finish the main story and Dark Ties before this trip. We'll see what you think, but I think I'll just still to the OG going forward
I will play it very very very slowly because I have three Resident Evils, one Tokyo Extreme Racer, and a random Starship Troopers game to review in tandem
aaaaaaaand ticket acquired
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YYall gonna make me jealous. Also I like how 90% of us left are huge RE fans
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They might have cooked. Looks not terrible.
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Not only did they make the fire starter a fucking dog but the other 2 have literally already been done before. Pombom supremacy
the grass one is an Angry Bird with a unibrow ffs
Yeah I can confirm I am very much a hotel, not airbnb guy after this lol
Same
TThey're shoveling the snow on the deck atm and I hear everything, like the entire building is metal. Like bro it's 7:30, wait till like 10 at least
I would never do air bnb
I did it in LA. Two blocks from Skid Row.
My friends just got back from Spain and they robbed sll their luggage- jewelry laptops etc- luxury hotels for jimmy
starting installation
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everyone and their mother gonna pick the dog
Alan Woke spoikers
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I quit
TThe Gmod fat naked guy was too much for you?
Yeah it was …….CONCERNING
TThis is the best musical thing remedy has done and they've done a lot. Certified hood classic
Karma could be playing RE9 right now had he purchased the portable version…
just sayin
which is SHOCKINGLY NOT SHIT
I mean then I wouldn't be able to see all of Leon's wrinkles
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god is real and is a friend of mine
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He looks just like he does in the game
Yep they all do. It’s so cool seeing so many Finns in vidya and then live action too there
I shook his hand, haven't washed it ever since
Harby?
I will say for RE9 they did a really good job at just showing only the first hour or so of the game this entire time. And I’ve avoided spoilers like the plague. I love not knowing shit.
Same dude, I’ve not read one review. Just saw some scores on IG
they had me at "Leon can use a chainsaw in a room full of zombies and utters a dad joke afterwards"
Dude the chainsaw is a fucking hazard lmao it is not like they showed in the gameplay that shit was spinning around like crazy and fucking me up and even the zombies too. Out of nowhere it just impaled one through the torso while it was spinning on the ground it was insane 😂😂
Yeah I only know the bare minimum. They've been shockingly good at not showing you too much since 7. Don't think the mold people or the baby in 8 ever got shown off in trailers
My favorite part of the Air BnB vs hotels debate is that the literal ad campaigns are the exact opposite lol
Yeah it's comical lol. I think it made more sense back when this shit was cheap, but now it's comparable
Also, we stayed in hotels for the entirety of human existence up to that point.
Fire Red on the old backwards compatible DS was one of the first games I ever played
This made me feel old
I feel old
You’re like 22 spiff
Yup same lol my good old DS lite. I played Leaf Green or Sapphire first, don’t recall, and I eventually got Diamond as my first DS Pokémon.
Haime has betrayed my people
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Not what I meant to post but lol
LLmao
HAHAHA
I may move to sweden so redeemed?
This is worse
Lmao
I still haven’t played village
I like village but you're not missing much if you played 4
EEspecially With the remake lol
I played every game except village- it is on gamepass though- a parting gift from phil
Play it for mommy dimitrescu and her daughters
You get a free Grace skin https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9ebd45847a466e3d2433ef5b7e11a8c7093d64b2b3aeb0cce9fe3ec8b7fb9324.jpg
I didn’t get one smh
TThat's From one of the movies, yeah? Looks pretty good and that's coming from a tank top and jeans hater
I got that skin as well. Is it based on the movie?
Apparently so
Some of y’all never having a GBA makes me feel https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a3d1e5602717b49a9a4983022f3743048c0c0df845f0cdca2ac768be9f38af98.jpg
I never did, but somehow my grandpa kept up with like every gameboy lol. All he ever played was Tetris too
My brother won a Gameboy Advanced SP from a crane game once
but did you have the big fat brick Game Boy
I never had an OG gameboy with the exorcist filter, no. Only the color.
you infant
It’s ringing in my head again
man it's literally an angry bird with Brony's unibrow
I hope mfer will evolve into Frankenstein Tweety
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So I guess uninstall weird finnish fat naked man obsessed game and install village
Alright back to RE9
my first one was Blue, second one was Versión Rojo (because I bought it in Paraguay)
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36 more minutes
It’s good to know not to bring Jimmy with me in a zombie apocalypse. The first fat new yorker he sees as a zombie is gonna make him give up life.
Only if nekkid
Isn’t weapons dude gonna make new RE movie?
the whaddyabuoyin guy?
Thankya kindly
YYeah, No returning characters but I'm okay with it as long as he actually gets why we like the RE setting lol. It should not be this difficult to make an RE movie
Resident Evil movies are the first “fuck it, we ball” adaptations. It’s honestly a trend setter when we see so many adaptations basically just go “You know what, I’m making my own thinly veiled OC but they made me pretend I was making a RE movie”
Lowkey the sean bean silent hill was ok
Sati gonna kill you in your sleep
Lmao
IIt's horrible and I'll never understand what people see in it. They only got the fog filled town at the beginning right
I honestly barely remember it
DDon't rewatch it lol
I forgot I still have to see the new one
I just remembered the cursed ending with barbwire lady
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30 minutes
Thats 25 more than me
what is the exorcist filter? you're talking about the old model without a lcd backlight?
Yeah, the old GB used to have the exorcist vomit green screen.
Did anyone watch Until Dawn
No because I heard it's completely different from the game.
Yeah it’s groundhog day based on the trailer
They should've had the same cast and did it one to one with the most chosen options from the game based on player data
With mr robot
No the shitty movie or is he in it too
Lol – honestly had no idea there was a movie
You’re better off not knowing
Ya
At least we’ll always have FNAF 1 and 2
It’s too bad the creator of FNAF is trying to be the worst person imaginable.
we’ll always have Uwe Boll
the virgin Jordan Peele vs. the chad Uwe Boll
First one my kids liked- was like a good intro yo horror for tweens lol
I’ve not seen either
Its for kids honestly
Fat nekked guy would be a better intro
Noooooo
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Aaaaaaa
I’ve never even seen the SH movies tbh
So you have no right to shit on them
Brother, it has a 34% on RT. I’ve never seen a movie with a 34% and been like “You know what? 3/4 of the critics were wrong actually”
This is the one
Space Jam
Space Jam isn’t actually a good movie, MJ is just cooler and a slightly less horrible actor than Lebron
you're wrong and you should be ashamed of how wrong you are
25 minutes. I have eaten now though and it does say ready to play so hopefully the rest has installed while I play the intro
AAAAAAAAH I AM SO HYPE
I did see the nicolas cage fnaf knockoff movie- pure cinema
I am hype for Nic Cage Spider-Man
Whoa
Donkey!
Are you doing first or third person or switching a lot
Leo is actually switch
Switch 2*
first person for Grace, third person for Leon shenanigans
Yeah game recommends that
Yeah I think this is the move tbh
I will start with this at least but 1st person still feels wrong to me in RE
you haven't experienced the anxiety-inducing nightmare that was the bug house from RE7 in VR
Oh yeah I would throw uo
that one jump scare in the staircase. That shit killed me
I like both tbh, but I'm glad they gave us so many options. Hope with the inevitable RE1 re-remake they give a fixed camera option
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Pomeranian
Is the “Messi is autistic” thing new or am I just now seeing it a lot lol
Very not new
Oh. Then I wonder how I’ve managed to escape it up to this point. Maybe just years of PTSD from having to hear retarded Messi/CR7 debates
Disqus loves dropping random inputs.
very much old
Not new
Game reminding me I’m old 😭 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a21f3c4fcb9ed860eb1c276433b513eafa4a07b23398c9e50861e0a1f8b08efe.jpg
you're not even in your 30s yet you sperm
I will be in a bit over a month 😭
welcome to back pains
Thx I hate it here
I only have 6 days 👴
OLD!!!
Ha grandpa
I need to get me one of these
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67 or 69
Motion blur not auto off. That’s a L game
I’ll never understand how games start with it on. Uncharted 4 is the biggest culprit. The motion blur makes that legit beautiful game look fucking terrible and it’s on by default.
I just think they should remaster or re-release RE Outbreak because somehow RE9 is a sequel to it
Maybe that’s in the works
if they release it before Code Veronica we riot
IIf The leaks are anything to go by that should be next
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING
you're too late I'm already beating it
Are you tired of winning? Because you’re going to win big
They said “Leon, we’re so tired of winning, winning at saving the President’s daughter… Shame what happened in Racoon City, they say… In terms of Zombies, many are saying that was bad, I had to nuke them folks, you heard it here first. Very sad. Many brave men died in Racoon City”
Lol
My wife was like we should see what this moron says get to that part within minutes and shes like someone should shoot him lmao then we shut it off
My exact reaction to the state of the union “Oh cool, he’s just a deranged old man yelling at people. He should be shot”
I was like damn- I married satty
Lovely
No she said it in a very civil way
I say it in a civil way too.
someone really should at this point
My grown up Christmas wish
Title cards for characters and locations are very much like Alan Woke
when you peak with Piplup there's no other direction but down
and Mudkip. Perfection.
I can’t. I’m going 3rd person. It feels wrong with this series not to be
Im with u on that
I swear I would be a better sports GM than half the people currently running teams.
all Gen 2 starters are top tier. All of them.
saying that Totodile and Cyndaquil aren't top motherfucking tier is a sin
Literally
Tododile is just a small crocodile though. There’s nothing visually interesting about his design from a design standpoint. We’re not arguing about how cool the third form is.
and Piplup is just a baby penguin and that is still the most perfect thing in existence.
Sati never ever talk shit about Totodile
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Like I’m sorry, if I’m a DOF and a player comes to me saying he’s “Homesick for London” making more a week than every normal person on earth does in a year, he’s getting fucking sold next window. Give me a fucking break with this shit. Most people travel for work further than London is to Manchester every day
he's also the most precious thing <3
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See look at all all the sharp lines on his back. You just don't see that as much anymore.
Japanese character design is converging with Korean character design due to webtoon etc. influence and this is why the sharp edges are gone and everything looks softer now. Or maybe it's just due to the transition from paper to digital first and Korea made the leap before Japan. I don't know.
The starters look like they're from a mobile game though. They just do.
Thank you spiffy
To be fair, switch screenshots always look like mobile games lol
True oof
Like even Mario Odyssey which was a very nice game visually (relatively) looked like a movile game in screenshots. I legit don’t know what causes it lol
Spiffy- now what to watch since beast games season 2 ended
I legitimately cannot imagine sitting down and watching anything Mr. Beast related without wanting to put a gun in my mouth.
Lol its big in my house
Watch Monster on Netflix. It's sort of like the Beast Games later on.
Hmmmm
Gen 3 are all perfect as well
There's a Splinter Cell anime that came out last year?
Like I ain’t telling anybody how to parent but personally, I would just be like “no” if my kids wanted to watch anything Mr Beast or even youtuber related tbh. People need to show their kids better media so they don’t grow up to be like internet brain rotted Gen Z’ers.
No worries because it requires sex
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Lmao
But you thought Ed was weird and controlling for keeping his future adopted daughters away from the internet
I'll make a thread
Also Appie I took your advice and got a roomba- it does a good job with picking up strays between actual vacuuming
How long are people going without vacuuming their house? This is gonna be another Satty thing, huh?
I have two huskys that shed so usually every other day but this thing I run on my off days and it gets the hair
I so wish Canada had won the Olympics. Trump has been fucking insufferable about making the USA’s win about him. I genuinely hope both Tkachuk get their careers ended early. Fuck em.
Norway did
Although, Brady plays for the Senators so maybe he’s suffered enough already
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Low effort