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  1. Also, people need to realize that armor/weapons etc in movies/tv needs to look used before you put it on camera. Sure, it looks rustic, but his fucking armor looks like they got it right off the Schein drop ship.

  2. The PL is just so on another level from these other leagues it’s basically its own sport. Wolves would legit probably get results against half the teams in the CL.

  5. I think the roads are traversable by foot now so I may walk the ladies after coffee

    1. Kratos just doesn’t have the facial features to be Kratos, he looks soft, not the son of Zeus

      2. Just stop making live action adaptations, I don’t know how much more I need to say this. The pacing of a video game is completely different to movies or shows. Just stop

  8. It can’t be more obvious that almost nothing is shot in camera on big products any more. Just watch an episode of the X Files. Look at the lighting and atmosphere they create on that show. Now watch your average 100 billion dollar movie or show and it’s so fucking obvious they just shoot scenes on green screen with zero clue as to how it will look until post. Fucking insane way to make anything.

    1. Showing this in camera would require effort when you can just shoot everything in front of a green screen and force a bunch of Korean VFX artists to finish your job for you

  10. It’s good to know that the future of media is game adaptations. Can’t wait to still be getting this shit in 2037 like it’s “The next MCU”

  11. Whatever. The good news is it will be all over when he inevitably destroys the economy and all the rich start killing each other and I’ll have a hot Chinese wife from my forced Xi marriage.

  13. Words cannot describe how much I want to strangle this GM and coach with my bare hands

  15. IDK what the general consensus around Warsofsky is, but I have never really liked him. His line combos are fucking terrible half the time and at this point, starting Klingberg or Leddy over our best D prospect should get you fired tbh. Even if Mukmadulin has struggles, these fucking losers are not a part of our future whatsoever.

  16. No copies of RE9 anywhere. Time to decide between Horizon ZD remaster or Nioh collection

      1. Or literally play fucking ANYTHING else. He hasn’t even played Dark Souls proper yet but he wants to play Nioh because ???

          1. Save that 20 dollars and play something better homie. I’m just saying.

          2. You’re not allowed to play souls like until you’ve played the real thing

          3. IDK if this is sarcasm or not but you’ll realize you can skip 99% of soulslikes the second you play the real thing

  17. I really wanna do Dark Souls playthrough but I just don’t have the time to play such a massive game

    2. It’s really not that long for a JRPG. The second half of the game is quick as fuck tbh

    3. Elden Ring I can become a pleb for and do PS. Ain’t no way I do Dark Souls

    4. IIt's Actually pretty fast when you know how to play souls games

      1. Exactly. Also I’ma be real, use a guide your first playthrough and at least find out what weapons/gear is best for the class you’re going for.

    1. “You wanna make that Star wars game? YOU BETTER GROVEL THEN SLAVE! We will not be satiated without another live service flop”

  20. I don't understand why Pokemon still looks like that on the same Switch 2 hardware running RE9 better than the Series S

  22. Wait Pokemon fans are actually rejoicing because they think the game has amazing graphics

  23. Lol he had to issue a retraction because people were calling him delusional and they're using shots from the pre rendered intro or where the whole scene is obfuscated by bloom https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b54c0946ade8e5a2066dcb777bd5d55efff4498568e894b3a6f4eb6b16f97fa.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0fb6afd0534777447603dba777cb7aed86e3754ca106ca9419f351415f392b09.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/95c8f1a054a7fb9fc976add2ee0bfc7d5d7f8b0200703ecc38aab4160c633faa.jpg

  25. I'm so upset because I ordered a TV and the delivery person couldn't figure out where I had to sign so he couldn't make the delivery. Sam Porter Bridges would never do this.

  27. Not being able to say blood on youtube while I get 500 ai ads claiming everything from me needing blu chew to having 15 pounds of poop in my colon (god I hope not, I’d only weigh like 130) is fucking insane.

    2. 60fps is stupidly overrated. It doesn’t make as big a difference as internet losers make it seem. I played games on N64, if it ran at 15 FPS solid that was considered good

        1. IDK dude. 30 is fine by me. If people actually cared, they’d have demanded 4K/60 be the standard and not bought consoles if it wasn’t.

          1. 30fps is fine but that's an insane thing to say when the game looks like this

          2. Again, y’all are getying outraged at shit that normal people accepted a decade ago. If Gamefreak hadn’t created pokemon in the 90’s they wouldn’t exist. That’s the beginning and end of all Pokemon arguments.

  29. I saw my neighbor and we talked and I was telling her about how my step dad has a shop in his garage to process rocks with like a band saw and polishing gear and she said “Oh… Ok, band saw ok ok…” yeah she didn’t get a word of what I just said lmao.

  31. Also, replaying Sands of Time, it’s genuinely unbelievable that Ubisoft wrote one of the best romances in gaming.

  32. And I’m not saying any of that in a racist way, just that I genuinely think it’s a cute affectation when she does it. And yes, I’m aware it’s a huge thing with almost all asian cultures but I think it’s funny.

  33. Maybe I should just say nothing and realize when I should keep thoughts to myself in this digital age.

  34. I didnt like looter shooters like Destiny and I dont like extraction shooters like Marathon either. I wish Bungie would just make a game for me.

    1. Imagine if they made a sci-fi game with equal focus on single player/couch co-op content and multiplayer. Imagine if they made a whole trilogy os these sci-fi shooters with unique guns and great gunplay and iconic maps people raved about for years. Imagine if they made their own franchise that had tons of extended lore and even a TV show.

    1. you start off with a god damn Espeon, you don't need a single other Pokemon for the rest of the game

  36. Beating Red at the end of SS with a level 70 something team was actually really hard though

    1. it wasn't hard when you were a kid and had legendaries on your team, but nowadays it's more of a challenge because I forbid myself on using legendaries in my teams

      1. and also, tbh, most Johto teams are always the same: the starter, Red Gyarados, Ampharos, the Machamp you got as a trade evolution before Whitney, Heracross, and a bird

      2. The only Pokemon I ever really relied on were the legendary and the starter. I'd try to catch more legendries when I could but it was so annoying and draining.

  37. IMO, the physical/special split is the biggest mechanic change to pokemon. Having so many types that just don’t even have physical or special moves is literally insane to think about nowadays.

  38. the best games are still B2/W2 but Unova is a piece of shit of a region

  41. Pokemon is never really hard if you have actual type coverage on your pokemon and abuse STAB. So many of the AI NPC’s have pokemon with dogshit moves for their typing.

  42. I've started every Pokemon game but I never finish playing the modern post 3ds ones

  44. According to Schreier we never got a Bluepoint Bloodborne remake because Fromsoftware told Sony no.

  45. I knew they couldn't have been pleased with the Demon Souls art style change

  48. The reason Fromsoft doesn’t want anybody to do a Bloodborne remaster is because people will realize that we put up with the graphical infidelity and bad performance and they’d have to actually bother with their next Souls like game.

  49. The worst thing that could possibly happen to Fromsoft is being forced to make a real AAA game in terms of presentation.

    1. Does anyone think DS 2020 has a superior presentation to Elden Ring though?

      1. Literally everyone who isn’t stuck in 2009. I’m not one of those people to bring the “um ackshully, the objectively inferior look suites it better because I’m a mentally stunted manchild” argument. Some of y’all think PS3 games weren’t just slightly upresed PS2 looking games.

  50. If you were casting Kratos, why are you even auditioning people who aren’t jacked as fuck? Like I’m the last person to demand everybody be hot in a show or movie but Jesus Christ. He is a Greek Demi-God, not a theater major.

  52. Lol they were tired of fans complaining about no giant spiders in the remakes and were like here damn shut up

  53. Remember when the Lakers were gonna be so much better without Darvin Ham? JJ Reddick is a worse coach by a wide margin lol

      1. for 75 USD I could get RE7, RE8 and RE9 in one package (the former two I can review for the site). So for a few bucks more I got more games.

        1. like Harby it's as good as any other port I can't believe a Nintendo console has shit that looks this good

          1. The RE Engine is probably the best engine out there besides Decima right now.

    2. the fact it is the only port besides PS5 Pro to have ray tracing is mind boggling, and still running at 1080p 60(ish) fps

    1. I played, took a break to make food and ate and played some more. Now enough though. I will just keep playing the entire night otherwise 😭

      I’m so happy this is good.
      Survival horror is actually properly back with the Grace sections

  56. They don’t even have to be like Batista on steroids jacked, they just need to look like they’ve worked out in the past year.

    1. They should be Momoa GOT build. Fit af with a bunch of fat in the mix there

      1. Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Like Kratos has a Greek wrestler build. Like strong as fuck and muscular but not jacked like he’s got modern gym equipment and diets lol.

  57. I’m still mad Konami basically doesn’t use the Fox Engine any more. That engine was literally insane. I could run MGS V on my toaster laptop at a solid 30.

    1. the engine was made by Kojima and he left in 2015, so they weren't able to adapt the engine to a new generation of consoles

      1. the way Kojima left I am pretty sure he didn't leave any source code lying around and just told them to fuck off and figure shit out.

      2. I think they did for all the PES before eFootball but maybe it was too difficult to maintain without Kojima Production's expertise

          1. hell that might even be a reason MGSV wasn't ported on the Switch, considering it was released on Xbox 360

  58. RE9 actually looks relatively bad on PS5 and Series X because it runs at 720p with FSR1 and the Series S runs at 360p. For some reason it just does really well on Switch 2 (for the hardware) and PS5 Pro.

    Im not sure whether to get it on PC for RTX or PS5.

      1. the upscaling looks quite impressive. I don't like the mandatory RT, however. This has fucked the framerate of a few ports like Persona 3 and Star Wars Outlaws

      2. Yes that's partially why it crushes Series S even though the native resolution is only a bit higher. RT in RE4R was kind of useless but I think it makes a bigger difference here.

        1. I don't remember the last time a game on a Nintendo system impressed me so much with its graphics.

      2. Member when Emery was the best manager in the league? Member when Wolves were the worst PL side ever?

  60. Y’all suck at FPL if I keep staying first when I forget like every other deadline

    1. I just straight up don’t get returns. My only returns last week were Gabriel’s assist and Wilson’s assist. I got fuck all else

  61. yeah they really REALLY need to re-release Outbreak if they keep on mentioning Grace's mother

  62. Belgarde is legit better than 99% of the massively hyped European players in the CL.

      1. I’m sorry buddy but every single team in the PL is bodying Bodo period. These shitty Italian teams are just too used to playing like fucking snails, there’s acres of space every time they play a European game.

        1. Sati Bodø is Norwegian and has beat City, Atletico and Inter twice back to back to back to back in UCL

          2. Atletico is fucking mega washed these days. Simoene legit just plays troll football at this point and hopes you get salty and get a red.

    2. City game doesn’t mean shit because of the dogshit new format so that hardly matters. Inter like all Italian teams are just fucking overhyped, this is the league that couldn’t figure out Sarri ball for like a half decade when it never worked once in the PL

      1. A Norwegian team from a town you’ve never even heard of. Wasn’t a one off they progresses over 2 legs. They went to Milano return leg too

        1. the team that was in the final last year, and another one two years ago…

          1. they demolished Mourinho's Roma 6-1 in the Conference League, then reached the Europa League semifinals, and have now beaten powerhouses in the Champions League.

            this is a god damn masterclass in long term planning

          2. This inter team isn’t the same as the one that was in the final. They aren’t playing gorgeous, fluid defensive football any more and their reliance on aging vets is really starting to show defensively

        2. I’m not saying it isn’t a great story, I’m rooting for them. I’m just saying that push comes to shove, these other leagues aren’t really that great.

  64. you get the 9 Norwegians in the Bodo starting eleven, take one out for Odegaard, get the Sevilla goalkeeper, and add Haaland

    boom, Norway wins the World Cup

    1. Brother, a midfield of Bellgarde/Andres/Gomez is infinitely better than anything fucking Zveltia Warsaw can put out, I assure you lol

  66. that Hauge guy is a legit baller. I am impressed amost everyone in that team in actually Norwegian

  67. If we get through Galatasaray another UCL season in over to PSG

        1. Their midfield is literally Torreira, a washed Gundogan who had to retire from the PL and some Argentinian guy nobody has ever heard of. If your 200 million pound midfield can’t beat that then you should be questioning them not the manager.

          1. We move the ball so painfully slowly it makes us easily the most predictable team in the entire premier league

          2. We used to be the same way until we got legit wingers. Just saying.

          3. Then the manager cries about a low block. Mate no shit, you basically beg them to play that way against us. I also love the one man press that gains nothing except that specific pressing player is out of position

          4. It’s everyone. They’ve suddenly fallen off a cliff over one summer. It’s the coaching

          5. when you have an attack comprised of Sané, Icardi and Osimhen, who gives a flying fuck if one midfielder is just okay

  69. Wirtz is not ready for West Ham.
    Another horrid performance coming. Him and Szobo carry our midfield and one is out and the other oner that baldy will start at RB again

  71. If Paramount do something to The Batman Part 2 imma kill them

    1. Nothing WB is going to be affected it just won’t be made. All that money is getting diverted to right wing adjacent cop slop and Taylor Sheridan Badass white dude rancher fanfics

    2. Nothing WB is going to be affected it just won’t be made. All that money is getting diverted to right wing adjacent cop slop and Taylor Sheridan Badass white dude rancher fanfics

    1. Anybody who genuinely thought they weren’t getting more points was redacted tbh. That Derby team had an entire defense that never played a single game of top flight football anywhere afterward.

      This Wolves team isn’t even that bad.

  73. I’m NGL, finding things to be positive to talk about is hard sometimes.

  75. I don't understanding why Paramount is already bringing back actual sex offenders like Brett Rattner and Max Landis when it's not like either of them are known for making good movies and those weren't borderline cases where the woke mob went too far.

    1. Because neither one of them has any room to complain when they force them to make horrible remake schlock and Taylor Sheridan Blue Collar cosplay fanfics.

    1. Investors do because they can pull the pin on that grenade and if it does blow up, they’ve got an easy person to push right on top of it.

  77. Spiffy, what game should I review, it can be any game I’ve played as long as it isn’t something that’s ultra mid or that I hate

  78. Also Ellison is a huge Trump dick rider so of course everybody who got “canceled by the woke left” for being a sexual predator gets to go on with their life like nothing happened.

    1. This cock sucker would put Russel Brand back on air if they could without it literally destroying their company.

    2. This cock sucker would put Russel Brand back on air if they could without it literally destroying their company.

  81. I don’t care about TS% or whatever advanced stats people wanna pull out. Luka might have better counting stats but give me Jaylen Brown every single day of the week. Brown actually knows how to win basketball games.

  82. Okay that’s enough RE9 for today. I need to recharge my goopy gamer brain

  85. @thesatiricaltroll:disqus Have you played Alan Wake 2010? Either that or RDR 2

      1. I tried searching for the review first but I vaguely remembered that but couldn't find it

  87. Thank god I have the MJF BIG HEBREW shirt so I can finally wash my Britt Baker black eye Tee shirt that everyone loves (they always stop to look anyway)

  89. RDR2 would be a good review tbh because there’s as much that I absolutely love the game for as much as there is stuff I hate about it

    1. He loves when a girl has a butt implant but doesn’t work out so it just looks like she’s wearing a diaper. He says it’s his favorite and he hates girls with toned, natural asses and thighs.

    1. I’m telling you this mfer got skeletons in his closet. Like so many there’s no room for clothes any more. It’s just the weird bone closet nobody goes in.

      1. Lmao – next u will tell me the commander snd chief has skeletons

        1. Trump’s skeleton’s aren’t in the closet. He just says them on live tv now and the entire country just rolls with it.

          1. Real- yo my wife was telling me dome wild shit from epstein files

          2. Apparently the reason Trump is incontinent is because he tried to rape a girl and she shoved a tent spike up his ass

      1. Listen to jelly’s infinite wisdom
        Sorry buddy I have lost my brother and dad too- my aunt currently in hospice

          2. Cancer sucks a lot. I'm still haunted by the last time I saw my mom's face. She didn't even recognize me because all the pain killers and she was so skinny.

          5. Yeah I just try to remember the good times- the things only the two of you would get-

  96. I thought I was under weight until that AI ad told me I just have 15 pounds of poop in me.

    1. Oh I’m sure this won’t make me regret humanity growing out of the primordial ooze and gaining sentience.

    1. Apparently they ate babies organs or something and called it that

      1. These MFers really just projected their entire existence onto democrats lmao

        1. I was trying not to read sny of the files because I already hate him infinitely- my wife drops knowledge bombs occasionally though

        1. Yeah, like the young girls got pregnant so they took the babies and ate them

          3. That’s beyond JRPG villain levels of evil. Legitimately I think even the most evil villain in media would say that’s too far.

          4. I was like noooo, but its like people are like ok with rape murder etc – I hate this country sometimes

        1. Bro, Margot Robbie is 125 pounds and she’s like 5’5. It would literally kill you to be that weight.

  103. It’s also what happens when the entire media apparatus of your country is owned by 3 people who all are involved with said pedophilia.

  104. Also Jimmy you didn’t dream that. Republicans have been crying about “post birth abortions” for like a decade. Turns out, it was projection like always

  106. I’ve been saying it a lot but this is literally what caused the downfall of Rome to a tee.

      1. Nero was actually well liked. The elites hated him and they’re the only ones who were educated enough to write.

  107. Your average conservative thinks Handmaid’s Tale is something to look up to. If Christian Nationalists had their way, women would only exist to breed them anti-vax retard children and never exist the rest of the time.

    1. I need a democrat or independent next time or I think we officially moving

  108. Im gonna move to Finland, buy a McDonalds franchise and make harby fat- my magnum opus

      2. I know it's a fake Disney tier castle and probably needs a lot of maintenance but this still feels like a good deal.

  109. Bruh, this is literally worth a million and 100k less than my grandpa’s piece of shit fucking boomer house

  110. You know what? If i ever fly to japan im staying because fk that long ass flight

      1. My wife has been begging and my oldest- they try to lure me with Disney lol

    3. If I ever go to Japan I’ll open a tiny music store that I live in above a bar where salary men drink and long for a day where they learn to play the guitar.

  114. I slipped and hit my head and all I could think of was that knight of the seven kingdoms episode. Luckily the helmet did it's job

      1. OOnly Thing that can stop me from beating RE9 before Harby

  117. I could maybe stomach it a bit more if these people were actually evil geniuses but they’re literally just fucking cringe 4chan troll tier insecure manbaby morons. It’s so fucking frustrating because these people even aren’t good at this, they’re legitimately garbage at it.

  118. I could maybe stomach it a bit more if these people were actually evil geniuses but they’re literally just fucking cringe 4chan troll tier insecure manbaby morons. It’s so fucking frustrating because these people even aren’t good at this, they’re legitimately garbage at it.

  119. IDK why everyone is fear mongering over the detention centers being bought. They’ll be used so his buddies can get infinite government grift contract money and nothing will ever come of it.

  126. “Skill issue”- Karma seeing a paraplegic try to open a door as he slams it on them.

  128. I feel like you can’t be called Jelly Roll if you’re not a fat fuck. He should change his name to Lil Cottage Cheese

  130. I’m sorry but the concept of stealing people’s fat rolls to make man tallow is genuinely so disturbing lol

  136. Tomorrow is my cousin’s birthday so I’m going over to their house he’s having a party. I’m probably gonna be mega fucked up lol

      1. Just make sure he doesn’t come back talking about how all the kids in Gaza are just greedy.

  139. The superintendent of my kids school didn’t make a statement on gaza and he was fired for not supporting Israel- oh wait he “stepped down “

  142. We’re basically letting Trump kill Americans so he can steal all the tax money. I genuinely hope everyone who voted for Trump gets fucking cold killed and rolled into a mass grave. Make their families watch them get executed too

  143. I can literally guarantee with absolute certainty that nothing of value will be lost if we killed about 40 million people in this country and rolled them into the sea. Things would only be a net positive with these fucking parasites out of my sight.

  144. And if I ever see RFK JR they’re never identifying that body without fucking tooth pulp dna.

  145. The world is just full of fucking demons. Just demons trying to rape you constantly. God just take me at this point. Fuck living. I don’t want to breathe the same air as these fucking parasites any more.

  149. Leo. Go to main menu, bonuses, concept art and buy the one called Leon S Kennedy. Look at his right arm specifically fingers 👀

  151. I can’t possibly decide the third best but I know
    1. Emerald
    2. Soulsilver

    You can’t argue this

  152. The PL is fucking dreadful these days tbh. Just teams playing in low blocks not even playing football. This sport is so dead it’s unreal. Bring me back to the mid 2000’s. This shit is ass fr

    1. Don’t let arsenal win this league playing this shit football please football gods

  153. Anybody who doesn’t own a gun is a dumb fucking asshole at this point. Please give me an excuse to start murdering people. Please.

    1. Ride to Hell is too interestingly bad. It has to be something mid. Like Just bought Forespoken.

  155. Fuck me sideways in the ass that Girl section in the holding cells was fucking anxiety inducing. Jesus

  158. I’m not celebrating Trump dying of natural causes any more. Anything less than a brutally painful murder isn’t enough.

  159. I’m not celebrating Trump dying of natural causes any more. Anything less than a brutally painful murder isn’t enough.

  160. Like I said if there was a button to instantly kill every conservative in America, I don’t know if you would be able to finish your sentence before I’m mashing the fuck out of that button.

  162. remember when everyone said I was delusional for saying I’d rather live in China? Yeah, how’s that going? If I had a dollar for every time I was right, I would be rich enough to have Trump assassinated.

  163. remember when everyone said I was delusional for saying I’d rather live in China? Yeah, how’s that going? If I had a dollar for every time I was right, I would be rich enough to have Trump assassinated.

  164. Genuinely the only thing Americans can’t fathom about China is having a kid limit.

  166. You know things are bad when I see video of a US base getting bombed and say “Good” because soldiers are all cuckservative wife beaters anyway

  167. I love how bipolar this game is.

    Grace's sections are anxiety inducing horror, then Leon's sections are Yakuza levels of dumb

  170. I been sick. Also I leave for a week long ski trip next week

      1. Yeah I stopped there yesterday. Boy anxiety hasn’t even found you yet

        1. You're saying as if that blind ogre in the beginning wasn't anxiety inducing enough

  172. Leo what difficulty are you on?
    I’m doing standard classic

    1. Standard classic, but I have an advantage called "putting the portable on sleep mode"

  176. I don't know whose idea was to give one liners to the zombies but the CEO saying "you're fired" after eating a corpse was gold

  179. Man I haven't actually gotten FOMO for a game in so long lol. I guess RE is just that kinda series

      1. TThis will definitely be like RE4 when you get around to playing it though lol, I can tell with this one

        1. Probably. But not really having a PS5 just puts a damper on all things game related. And I genuinely don’t even want to buy one, that’s the thing.

      1. I believe it, I'm so ready lol. Both for the Grace and Leon stuff

  182. Actually I take it back. Everybody who said that Kamala would be too pro-Israel should be legitimately gas chambered. And that includes Vadee so sorry bud.

  183. Anything that removed about 100 million people from america will be nothing but a net positive. Fuck this piece of shit country.

  184. No you don’t understand. When I’m trying to make my house better I tend to go get the TNT first before even looking at the drywall

  185. It’s cute watching Gmail discover that american centrists are just as evil as the Republicans they claim to hate (they voted for Trump, just won’t admit to it)

  186. Remember when me and Vadee would get into arguments about how Kamala is just as bad and will do the exact same thing Trump does? I should ban him every single day he doesn’t fucking write a paragraph long apology to me.

      1. I wasn't hoping too much from the third party ports because all of them have mandatory RT that fuck up the framerate (like, why did Persona 3 need ray tracing and a 30fps cap), but this… this is something else.

        1. RE engine is incredible. I could run the new remakes on my potato pc at veey high settings when other games I couldn’t

  188. Just another fucking loser team that gets up for United and rolls over for every other big team. I hope West Ham get relegated.

  190. Whatever. This sport fucking sucks these days. The UCL is literally unwatchable.

  198. Hegseth drinking on the job again. We just shot down one of our own drones.

      2. Wirtz is one of the best players we have right now. Him not playing we look so much worse.

        But every time he does score which is all the time now you are just ”oh it’s just insert team name here who cares”

        1. Buddy, are you watching this game? You play better without him. If I buy a player for 120 million and they’re not INSTANTLY the best player on the team, you fucked up.

  202. they are giving me way too much ammo inside this cold storage.

    I don't like this

  206. After playing the worst performance of the season. I look past results at this point with Slot

    1. You shouldn’t. Every single team in the league struggles to break down low blocks. That’s why prime Pep City was so unbeatable, they rarely if ever struggled to truly break teams down.

      Everton literally played us to draw last week trying to win corners and get a cheap goal. No intention to play actual football. Was I raging about a 1-0 win? No. Sometimes it’s just like that in the Prem. Fergie won 10 titles beating small teams 1-0.

    1. Thats my fault- I have Alison in fpl who has returned every week on my bench but the one time i play him ofcourse no clean sheet

        1. You literally won the title last season and are nearly undefeated in the champion’s league and you bitch more than I do about my team finishing 15th good lord

  208. Obviously Issac will score but I think hes a bad vibes botch is all and honestly hugo deserves the first spot

      1. Dam u r in full ball licking mode eh? I guess if we picked ip Gordon u would blow him too

    2. The vibes or whatever don’t fuvking matter. Spending 100+ million after you just spent 75 million on a striker when you don’t even play 2 strikers is beyond asinine.

  213. they're telling me to go meet that blind girl and something tells me that won't be a walk in the park

    1. I wouldn’t put corny ass shit like that on my car. If anything I’d make a “Kill republicans, fix the economy” sticker

  220. Silvie if you find a pokiman that looks particularly miserable name it Satirical

    1. In Gen 1 that’s definitely weepinbell. He’s an emotional little guy

      1. Psyduck isn’t miserable, it’s confused and I am very much not confused.

    2. Needs a massive deflection but we take em all with Gakpo. Boy did he need that goal

  227. Believe it or not, I’m actually very against making my political opinions known in general. Line obviously if you know me you’ve heard me rant about something, but I have never put a political sticker on my car or worn a shiet of a politician. It’s fucking stupid to think the world at large needs to know your dogshit opinion. Some famous people would do well to remember this (Zack Levi)

    3. I sort of disagree with this. I don't publicly identify with political causes either but sometimes you have to signal solidarity with everyone else or no one speaks out.

      1. I don’t associate with the types of people who really have differing political opinions from me. IMO being a conservative is a massive personality flaw. I used to put up with this guy who was friends with one of my friends and he was a huge conspiracy guy and loved Matt Ryan for some reason.

        He’s in jail because he beat his girlfriend and nearly killed her. I don’t need to virtue signal because I won’t like anybody who is into conservative politics. Cons are all the fucking same and I can’t stand them

  229. I used to get banned for saying things that are mild compared to what people say about Trump now. I was ahead of my time and just jumped to “murder this fucking cunt now and save everyone’s energy”

        1. It would literally take an act of god for this west ham team to score 4 goals

  231. Criminal defensive performance so far. Even Ali can’t save their asses from that

  234. Cody stole the ball from his owb man and then did nothing with it

  235. Like genuinely, when I go into a car shop or automotive place and they have a big ass VOTE REPUBLICAN sign, why? What can you possibly be gaining by making your shitty politics known? Not one person has ever said “I’m gonna pay more because this person likes the same politician as me” but I guarantee they’ve lost customers because of it. Objectively fucking stupid.

    1. Brentford’s away form is genuinely atrocious. They have like 3 points total away this season.

  240. Some luck finally today. In a game where we don’t need it though

  248. I think today I will not argue with the regarded Slot fans on the LFC sub

      1. That’s what we have to say because saying the real word is offensive to people who vote for Republicans.

        1. I just realized someone should of nuked the kirk funeral- like literally problems solved

  251. You get the same region as they plus one extra and it’s the goat pokemon after Emerald

        1. TBH, I don’t get very sick hardly ever. Me getting covid was the first time I’ve been like actually seriously sick in over a decade. I didn’t miss a day of school from 3rd to 10th grade and I only missed like 2 days of high school but not because I was sick.

          1. This sounds like I’m being arrogant but I was constantly sick as a child so I think my immune system just got really strong.

    2. He was teaching trombone and tried to sneak a fart while playing when the saints- was embarrassing- he had white chinos

        1. The only saving grace is hes a tucker so he had a pastel henley sweater tucked in whch slightly lessened it

  260. It’s on the plus and the snow is melting and it’s horrible outside

  262. Top 3 Pokemon games/gens are probably

    HG/SS
    E/R/S
    B/W2

    I would personally put Sun and Moon pretty high too. I feel like that gen had a lot of Pokemon I like

    1. Yeah you two are right. Black and white 2 probably the 3rd goat

  263. DPC: I haven’t bought a new pokiman since the Sinnoh remasters

  264. The greatest tragedy of the Disney Snow White Live Action is that it convinced people Rachel Zegler wasn’t attractive.

  267. That video of Brock Lesner picking up the ref with one arm is genuinely terrifying. I’m not a Lesner fan at all but how gifted of an athlete do you have to be to just lift a grown ass man like he’s a suitcase lol

          1. And he was kinda struggling to keep up with the younger stars but yeah.

  268. Scarlet and violet wasn’t bad either. The ending twist was pretty ballsy for a Pokémon game

    1. The manager of Man City’s name is Pep. He is known, especially in FPL for fucking people over with random ass rotations of players.

    1. Killing that fatso with Leon after the anxiety it caused to you with Grace was so satisfying

        1. I just shotgunned it. But yeah was ez, first try no damage. I think was the point to juxtaposition it to Grace

  282. Greedy Guardiola denies owners their returns. Many are saying to replace him

      1. I had to fight so hard to get the urge to go out there every time so it doesn’t reset me to the very beginning.

  285. Boomers are near universally brainwashed. No independent thoughts. NPC generation.

    1. Boomers need to be exterminated straight up. I despise boomers and Gen X’ers so fucking much

  287. I seriously just want this country to be destoryed. I hate everyone and hope we get nuked

  288. Everyone who brings up immigration as a talking point should genuinely just be fucking shot and left to rot in the street. I hate everybody so fucking much

  291. I’m like actually just gonna kill myself tbh. I’m sick of breathing the same air as everybody else. I’m sick of being alive and I’m sick of everything.

    1. Help from who? Some other blood sucking demon who doesn’t actually care and just wants my money?

        1. No, I’m being serious. Who is gonna help me? It’s not gonna be somebody who gets paid by a company to tell me how to feel about stuff

          1. You think you're above help. So what if they get bad. And no they don't tell you how to feel. Get your head out of your ass and stop acting like you know everything

          3. I don’t think I’m above it, I just think it won’t help me because it never has before. I’m sorry but figuring out why I’m upset and miserable is not something I need to pay somebody to do.

          4. Because you expect quick results and don't wanna put in the time. It's more than just finding out why your miserable. Again get your head out of your ass and stop acting like you know best because you fucking don't. Nobody wants you to kill yourself.

      2. My therapist may be doing her job but she does care about me. I'm not saying you'll have the same experience as me but it's better than being miserable all the time and constantly wishing ans hoping for misery

    1. The fact I share a species with this fucking cunt makes me physically ill

  295. Like seriously, no amount of therapy will ever make me stop hating people now. The entire world is protecting a cabal of billionaire pedophiles and we’re killing kids to cover it up. What the fuck is a therapist gonna say to make me feel better about it

    1. You really don't fucking listen. Therapy isn't just well I'll make you stop hating people and will make you feel better about atrocities happening. You need actual help. You think killing yourself solves anything or all this bullshit you spout? It's better than doing nothing and acting better than everyone

  297. Feeling better about yourself will make everything around you feel better as well

    1. I do feel good about myself if I’m being honest. I’m extremely comfortable with who I am and despite how I act on here sometimes, I’m generally pretty happy with my life (other than wishing I could find a stable job but that seems to be an America thing in general)

      I do feel like honestly I can’t talk about my body dysmorphia without people (not here) laughing at me and that sucks but I’m used to people not understanding that men have body image issues too.

      I’m upset because I feel like the world doesn’t share my values any more. I grew up being taught that empathy and caring about other people were important and it can’t be more obvious that I’m a severe minority now. And I can’t do anything to change it so I’m just stuck in a world that makes it clear that it’d rather not have me around

      1. Therapy can help with that.

        also I'm not gonna make fun of your body dsymorphia. I have that too. I stopped calling you fatty when you said it made you feel shitty.

        we both have control issues satty.

  305. DK is right. I’ll admit that. Maybe part of it is that I don’t like being seen as vulnerable. Not because of like toxic masculinity or some bullshit but because I’ve always tried to be the strong person who just puts his head down and gets on with life.

    1. I didn't want therapy because I saw it as weakness but I hit rock bottom when I dropped out because I couldn't even function anymore. It's okay to be vulnerable. I need to remind myself of that often.

  306. I also just don’t like being the person to ask for help. I don’t think I’ve ever asked anything of anybody really, I just do things myself.

  309. Leeds will finish like ‘08 Barca against us but miss 50 chances against City. Every fucking time dude I swear.

  310. “Immigrants are going to enact sharia law in America” says the person who takes their 7 kids to a mega church and votes for pedophiles

  311. I actually made a sticker of myself mewing but hit saudi guy

  312. Seriously, I cannot state how much just having China’s child birthing laws would make America better instantly. Rednecks only being able to have 2 kids would fix so much

  318. Trump casually mentioning we might attack Cuba lol. At what point does the world just see him as a legitimate terrorist threat and just says “Enough is enough”

  322. Too bad ol’ Dick Cheney isn’t alive to see this. He would be so proud

  323. I just found out my Korean Arbok card is actually Koga’s Arbok and I just couldn’t read Korean lol

  325. I’m identifying as an eel now. I do not want to be associated with the human species any more.

  327. Genuinely, the amount of times these demons come up with the worst fucking lies is insane. Who with an IQ over 2 actually believes this nonsense.

  328. Every single trump voter needs to be sent to a “reeducation camp” permanently once he’s gone.

  331. And I’m not even gonna pretend to not be arrogant any more. I’m actually well, well above these fucking people. The fact I share the same planet with them makes me feel inferior.

  332. If you don’t think you’re above most people, You’re just delusional. Having rudimentary critical thinking skills makes you immediately superior to literally 90% of the Country.

  333. If you don’t think you’re above most people, You’re just delusional. Having rudimentary critical thinking skills makes you immediately superior to literally 90% of the Country.

  335. The fact people are dying so this fat fucking cunt can grift military money makes me so mad I genuinely want to beat him to death with my own hands. I would get off sexually watching the fucking life drain from his fat fuck eyes. And they would need fucking tooth pulp DNA to identify that body. God, PLEASE i have never asked anything of you before. Please strike this fat cunt down.

  336. I’m watching UMK, the competition to choose Finland’s next Eurovision entry. These all suck so far

  338. Remember when Hillary had to tesitfy in front of congress because she used a private email server. I genuinely hope every conservative in america has to watch their own family be raped and murdered in front of their eyes.

  339. And that’s not too harsh. If I say what I actually wanna say it would border on sociopathy.

  341. I’m not paying taxes in this cohntry ever again. If they want to come areest me fine, they can use my tax money to feed me and pay my rent instead of it going to raping little girls.

  342. I hope Trump ruins everybody's lives and makes every single person in this country fucking miserable. I hope this country gets fucking nuked and half the population gets fucking murdered by forigners. I hope this country has nothing but Immigrants in it.

  344. Any combination of words I can use in any language won’t describe the amount of pain I want these people to feel. Being brutally murdered is too good for conservatives in this country

  345. I hope other countries keep bombing Trump’s properties. Do Mar a Lago next.

  346. But then again, that might kill more children than he did in Iran if they bombed Mar a Lago

  348. People don’t deserve my empathy or kindness any more. I’m just gonna be a fucking dickhead who hates everyone. It seems to work out better.

  349. I don’t even feel bad wishing death on people any more. These fucking sub humans are lucky I’m even considering them people at this point and not fucking cattle

  351. Somebody shooting up the RNC this year would be the best gift possible for me.

  353. And everyone who has ever said anything about the “male loneliness epidemic” should be shot in the dick and allowed to bleed out and get lead poisoning.

    1. Even the “good ones” They can all get fucking rolled into a mass grave like the pussies they are. Fuck em. Non-human trash.

  355. Whatever. None of you are even people to me. Everyone is getting treated like fucking dogs by me from now on.

  356. Actually, I already treat dogs better than humans so that’s false. You’re getting treated like sub human demons

  357. At this point I hope I just die. Maybe I’ll smoke enough weed to get cancer idk. I don’t want to live to see my 40’s.

  359. I’ll never be happy. I should just put a pistol in my mouth and pull the trigger. Spare everyone from having to worry about me.

  361. I want Boomers and Gen x’ers to be exterminated. Legitimate psychopath generations full of cunts. Nothing but the fucking whiniest pussy cunts who got everything handed to them

  362. I actually hope the world gets into a nuclear war and we all die. Fuck everybody.

  364. I honestly should have blocked Vader when he was both siding this shit like a dumb cunt moron.

  366. “BoTh SiDeS aRe ThE sAmE”

    Legitimately kill yourself. Put a gun to your pussy head and pull the trigger because trees shouldn’t have to work hard to provide oxygen for your stupid cunt mouth to make words.

  367. I don’t even want to play in this charity tournament any more. I don’t give a fuck about helping anybody any more.

  368. I might not even go to my cousin’s birthday party. I legit don’t want to see another human today

  369. TToday Is so much better for skiing it's not even funny

  370. People wonder why I smoke weed and the answer is because I legit would have driven off the road in a thunderstorm on purpose by now if I didn’t

  371. People wonder why I smoke weed and the answer is because I legit would have driven off the road in a thunderstorm on purpose by now if I didn’t

  373. I’m not even excited for NIN any more. I don’t wanna be in a room full of these parasites.

  374. Yeah, I’m just gonna kill myself. If I made a list of the things that would be a negative of me not existing, the only one I could think of is some people would miss me for some reason.

      1. What is anybody going to say to me that is gonna make me feel better? What do I even say?

        1. The point of therapy isn't to make you happy and everything sunshine and rainbows. It's working on yourself and gaining the tools to cope with things you can't control. Tell them you're angry at the world that you haven't been happy in a long time ans you barely enjoy things.

          1. Again, I can not pay money to have somebody tell me to ignore everything and focus on myself.

  375. Does student loan debt get canceled if you die or does your family have to pay it back?

  376. My cousin is wondering if I’m coming over and I’m tempted to say no.

    1. A lot of people care about me. I just wish I hd the same sentiment about myself

        1. This is true, but it’s hard not to hate myself when I’ve achieved nothing in life of value

          1. What have I achieved? I have no irl friends and my family tolerates me at best. But still I persevere. You're very talented, you're creative, witty and not stupid. You still can do something. But when you were a music teacher I like to think you made a difference there

          2. Teaching was the inly time I’ve ever felt self worth but I’m also worried about getting my teaching credential and not ending up with a good enough job

  379. I don’t believe him really but Russo saying that Goldberg was upset in WCW that he was losing to Steiner because “I would kick his ass in real life” is hilarious. The idea Goldberg would get anything but absolutely rag dolled by prime Steiner is truly hysterical.

      1. True. But Steiner is a legit martial artist and was also jacked on steroids at the time. Like yeah right bud.

  381. I got cut off by a guy in a massive Trugg with a Trump bumper sticker and he had the audacity to honk at me. Legit lucky I didn’t have my piece on me because I would have pulled up and flashed it on that pussy. Conservatives are all the fucking same and they’re al fucking cunts.

  383. I was smoking a joint and honey and henry are literally fighting to sit on my lap lol

      1. Henry hates smoke but Honey sometimes I wonder if she wouldn’t lol. She will let the ash fall on her and not care lol

  385. I better not hear a single fucking Republican in this country complain about shit when we create 500 more Al Queda’s from this bullshit. When the next 9/11 happens, we should be putting Americans on trial, not foreigners.

  386. I’m legit rooting for the terrorists from now on tbh. Fuck America and fuck all the people in this shit hole.

  387. Also gas is about to be $60 a gallon but so much winning right? Legitimately fucking hope these people get gang raped to death

    1. That has to be bait, right? Like no way he actually bought those games

        1. I don’t know if he did but he did say it and I replied with TomHardy”thisisbait”.gif

    1. I do but only because it’s such a monumentally stupid name. What does it even mean lol

      1. Also you called me jarnu how the fuck am I supposed to know that’s me

    2. Hyrbo where are you atm in the game

      because the point where I'm at is full of whathefuckeries

          2. But seriously how scary was that second girl section with grace

          1. BROTHER IS MARRIED OR WAS MARRIED LOOK AT THE FINGER IT’S ON

  419. I want Harley Cameron to [Redacted] me until I [Redacted] call me m8 [Redacted]

      1. She probably is gonna google her and be like “That seems like the kinda hoe satty would like”

    2. Oh that’s some ig thot I thought you were making a funny false James Cameron name for a sec

      1. She’s not an IG thot. She used to be an IG thot now she’s a wrestler.

          1. Ok but she’s not an IG thot. She’s legitimately like a gorgeous woman lol

    1. Yeah but there’s a difference between being a kinda generic instagram hoe and being legitimately beautiful. Like prime Halle Barry wouldn’t be an IG thot lol.

        1. Any semi-attractive woman can be an IG thot these days, especially if you’re able to pay for good lighting + cosmetic surgery.

          Honestly, I’ve always thought that there’s a difference between somebody like Margot Robbie who is gorgeous but also not in a way that is upsetting. They wouldn’t let one of my instagram ABG’s be a movie star because 90% of people don’t like stacked Vietnamese girls lol

  428. I just got here but when I left he was delusional/suicidal – what a twist

  429. Yeah, it turns out being horny is the only thing that seemingly overrides my murder fantasies.

    1. Also this man be casually having curling in his living room

    1. Finally, you can play as Maxwell “Big Hebrew” Friedman and William Oceanspray

  441. Warso puts Mukhamadulin in for one fucking game and suddenly our defenders can actually score. Weird how that works.

  442. Warso puts Mukhamadulin in for one fucking game and suddenly our defenders can actually score. Weird how that works.

  443. Again, I don’t know the consensus around the league on Warsovsky but the fact he’s healthy scratching our only good Right Handed defensemen every other game makes me believe he ain’t it.

  444. And please god can we just keep Ragenda in the NHL. He’s a perfect 3rd line winger for this team.

    1. I’m pretty athletic and I can’t skate for shit. I tried ince and I felt like I was 1000 feet tall. Like with skates on I’m probably 6’7.

          2. I’m not really that athletic but I absolutely pured an iron shot one time and my cousin goes “you’re the most athletic dorky dude of all time” and he’s probably right.

          4. I’ve also walked into a street sign but I was drunk and focusing on talking to a girl.

          5. And she said “are you ok?” And I replied “My head or my ego?” Which I thought was pretty funny.

  447. Great ski day other than the end. They lied to me, the top of the mountain was absolutely not a blue hill

    2. IIt Should have been a sign when one of the runs was called elysian fields

    1. Opiates are the best dude. I wouldn’t recommend them (I miss it so much)

  464. I lied it worked, fuck, 2 drinks and I'm cooked. Ya book gotta wake up at 5:30 tomorrow

  465. I hope everyone remembers to fill up their cars before the markets open on Monday.

    I guess it's just a stroke of luck for America that they got all Venezuela's oil before this happened. Hey, wait a minute…

  466. I’m not gonna start ranting but fucking seriously, this country is run by a bunch of 13 year old nepo baby coke head edge lord failsons. Anybody who is ok with this should legitimately be put into a wood chipper and mulched so that the trees can have their fucking oxygen back

  467. AAnd Yes vadee rockstar's movement controls are shit. I don't like RDR1 much because of that, especially because of all the mundane shit they make you do in the beginning

    1. Yeah some of these missions are meh as hell. I’m sure back in 2010 the game was amazing but I don’t see this game being a 10/10.

      1. There's too many missions that are GTA styled where they go nowhere. We spend far too much time helping a literal snake oil salesman who continually dicks you around

          2. I mean it's not just them lol, though admittedly you don't see as much praise for it nowadays. I think 2 sort of overwrote it, but that's a much better overall experience

  468. Please god if Timmy win let him come out as a zionists or something so that turntables.

    1. Timothee Chalets seems like he’s smart enough not to even mention politics tbh. He’s probably not a zionist but he’s almost certainly has dogshit politics, he’s a rich white guy.

  471. I love Benjamin Sesko. Good game 15 minutes before and after the red. Bruno cannot be sold in the summer. Give him a 500k contract, the dude is the best midfielder in the league and it’s not close.

  472. I was definitely wrong about Sesko/Mbuemo/Cunha. Our attack is 500% better. The fact we turned essentially Garnacho into Cunha has been the biggest improvement I’ve ever seen.

  475. Especially if you’re into stockings you get sick of the weird feet people making something benign very uncomfortable.

  476. The white house just said they’re “lethality maxxing” the fucking official white house account. You’re killing children and then treating the official communication channel to post unironic 8chan slop. I genuinely despise this country with every fiber of my being and the people who voted for Trump are less than fucking worms to me Calling them demons is an insult to hell.

  477. We literally let a bunch of 4chan brained fucking incel “My wife left me, liberal” unironic fucking rich cunts destroy our country. It’s actually kind of impressive how fast he destroyed it. It hasn’t even been a full year.

  485. I’m gonna say it tbh, Palmer is massively fuckkng overrated. His stats were mega inflated by pens last year. He’s an above average level player at best

  486. If Enzo is worth 100 million then Zidane would have been worth a billi nowadays good lord.

  489. God delap fucking sucks. Not even close to the level of player you need at a top club. Complete fucking Championship waster

    1. I hate to break it to you Harby, but 99% of the enlisted soldiers in the military love Trump because they’re all racists with no future who just want an excuse to kill brown people

  493. People blaming the stroke for making him change are giving him too much credit. He got paid by Israel PACs, oil and AI companies and now he is just a paid off croney.

        1. We watched pirates of Caribbean for first time with keedz last night

          2. Kiera Knightly in that corset is probably 99% of why I am the way I am.

        1. Das what I was saying but she was not conviced smh. I showed the first Girl section though

          2. I’m convinced if she just played it with me she’d like it. She loves horror

  496. Lmao, apparently Epstein had a hand in pushing Gamer Gate as part of a way to get young men to be fascists. I mean, I could have told you it wasn’t organic.

  497. Rockstar controls are just annoying man, especially when it comes to running/riding

  499. We’re back with detective DEI when we stopped. I like Agent Affirmative action though.

  500. I need that Vegeta and Goku dunking meme with the caption “Another red card for Chelsea”

  501. I genuinely do wonder if there’s a law about just not getting out of the roundabout if nobody is there like is that technically illegal lol

  505. Nintendo really needs another direct asap. They have nothing this year other than that goofy ass pokotopia shit and Gooner Emblem

        1. No, a direct shows off what they've got. There are many shit directs where they have basically nothing

    2. I swear you people have never experienced a console launch year before lmao

  506. Like really, DK is the only game I think is a must have. Mario kart world looks fun but I’d probably just play it for a week, and people seem to prefer 8. Metroid prime 4 looks iffy

    1. Did you think they were going to release a new Zelda, a new 3D Mario and all their big franchises year 1?

      2. I mean at least switch had smash ultimate in year 2. Fire emblem being your main game year 2 is eesh

        1. I don’t understand people going “I don’t like these gamez” and getting mad about them not releasing the franchises you want. I don’t care about 99% of the games that will get made. Should I be mad at Sony?

        2. Switch year 2 was a diarrhea of Wii U ports. Smash was the exception and it came out in late December

          1. There is also the appeal that for the first time since the Gamecube you can get a third party game that doesn't feel like a gimped downgrade over the current competition

          2. At least the year prior we got Mario odyssey, BOTW, splatoon 2 and Xenoblade 2

  511. If Nancy Mace had 2 Braincells they’d both be competing for 3rd place.

      1. It looks so boring but everyone likes it so I'm going to give it a try.

  513. I wouldn't even rate DK as a must have in the same tier as Odyssey or BOTW. Maybe XC2. They won't have any major releases until the fall (earliest) either so I think the drought is real.

  515. I started watching the newish wolfman a few months ago but I fell asleep- it seemed decent. One day

  516. No je was a heroin addict- so tore at pur parenting heartstrings

  519. I was an idiot and said I'd work today even though I'm mentally exhausted and physically exhausted. I'm so burnt out and wanna punch people at work. I just really wanna buy a switch 2

  520. DK, my point was that a girl has to be a borderline 10/10 for me to even consider it, and even then it would be a no. But to even have the conversation she has to be at least a high 9 minimum.

      1. TBH the girl in the picture seems like this was just her way of getting nobody to bother her lmao. That’s the expression she has anyway

    1. On this episode of “My crush wants to start the 4th Reich!” Satty realizes his love interest may not be who she says.

      “So did you hear about how they’re trying to replace all the white people in America with illegal immigrants.”

      “Um, yeah hi honey. How was work?”

  523. But I’m glad I decided to go to my cousin’s birthday. It was fun. We were hanging out with a bunch of the homies from the neighborhood and we smoked a titan. My pour neighbor though. We got like a quarter of the way through that giant ass blunt and I was like yo girl, you don’t have to keep going, this is some serious stoner shit. But she made it to half way before she had to stop.

    And she made me laugh when I asked her something and she said “For some reason I could only think in Vietnamese” and I was like yeah you’re done. It was a good night, we ate hella Chinese food and played Alan Woke until like 3AM

      1. Lmao, one of our friends is named Erin and I did make the connection but I wasn’t about to explain to my friend’s girlfriend I never met why I was making a joke about a JRPG they never heard of.

        And a Titan is just a blunt rolled with a a legit cigar wrap, it’s really stupid because it uses way too much weed but it’s super fun for a special occasion. We were smoking that bitch for so long Henry got out of the car because it got too warm for him lol

          1. It is but like I said, it’s stupid unless you have lots of people to contribute weed because it takes like at least a 5 sack to do it right.

  527. For some reason I was dumb and thinking about a JRPG not AOT lol. Maybe I’m still high from last night

  531. It also takes two people to assemble it. It’s like forging a sword but instead it’s a blunt

      1. We call the desk where he rolls the joints the Star Forge as a joke lol

  537. Apparently the Austin shooter was a Pro-Iran extremist. Yeah, ok guys, what did he scratch “I love Palestinian Trans men” on his bullets too

      1. Yesterday almost lost my shit. Manager had me doing so much and then this one guy “forgot” my order. It’s been over 10 times he supposedly forgets. Like I know no one likes me at this job except the general manager

  542. The world ended in 2012 and we’re in a weird state of perdition. There’s no other fucking explanation.

  545. Guys I'm afraid if my hatred towards Israel and Epstein-Hollywood shit rising exponentially is making me antisemitic.

    1. Meh, zionists aren’t people. Don’t feel bad. Just don’t turn your hatred toward every single person who is Jewish and you’re fine lol

  546. Actually, I’ve seen almost half of the best picture noms, but there’s ones not out on streaming yet I ain’t bothering with.

  547. I miss the late 2010’s when all men were femboy twinks. Where did that go? Thanks Biden for inventing trans people.

  548. Got to Raccoon City. The care center part was probably the scariest RE has been (low bar I know)

    2. Hmm- I might buy for my youngest bday- it releases on his bday

  551. Lol at Vance saying we shouldn’t worry this time because we have smart Presidents now. Yeah sure buddy, Trump makes George Dubya look like he actually went to college. If you’re gonna be a war criminal, at least have the decency to also be able to talk like Obama, damn.

  552. Also, what the fuck does he mean by “The brave men died for our country” We started the war? Homie, they died for Israel give me a fucking break. It’s genuinely astonishing that they can just say the biggest most blatant lies and 30% of the country just says “yeah whatever.” I’m actually starting to genuinely believe we need to put every Trump voter into a concentration camp to get them out of society.

  553. The biggest problem with America is that we have this stupid fucking mentality that any money spent on wars is “for the good of the country” but spending money actually improving the lives of our own people is socialism. Just fucking murder conservatives. It genuinely fixes every problem in this country instantly.

  556. My review of Bugonia is that it’s an entertaining movie. I’m not always a huge fan of Yorgos Lanthimos (The Favorite is one of the best movies of the last decade IMO though) I thought this movie was cool and had an interesting concept. The idea of a conspiracy theorist kidnapping some CEO because they think they’re killkng bees is such a morbidly funny concept to me. But let’s be real, Jesse Plemons hard carried. What an actor. 8/10.

  557. This might sound delusional but it really feels like we're going to end up a much more dystopian version of China in the near future after emulating all their worst policies.

    1. Damn I hoped I could have blazed past in time lol. Basically just made it to Raccoon City

        1. No I'd believe it, I always thought a destroyed raccoon city setting might be a little drab

          1. that Raccoon City part drags a bit because they went full TLOU2 in this section. The game gets hella dumb afterwards

          4. That fits because for some reason the color pallet feels MGS4

          5. and the fact you're playing as old man protagonist coughing every now and then

  559. I now need for the finn or Karma to beat the game so we can discuss my qualms with it

  561. I wouldn't put it in a top 3 Resi games for me (don't worry lame nerds, neither is RE6), but it was bigly good

    1. IIt's top 5 but I don't know if I'd put it higher than 7 or not

        1. I'd say RE4>=RE1>RE2 and then either 7 or 9. All remakes ofc

          1. the VR one is not the remake but that's probably why I like it so much. There's an added layer of turning it into a first-person mongoloid shooter

          2. RE2 might be higher if I didn't despise Mr X as a stalker enemy

      2. I guess it depends on how good Raccoon City ends up being

      1. When it's actually about the ping pong stuff it's at it's best tho

  566. Also whatever that scene with the honey was. No idea why they made that look so sexual

  567. I’m NGL, the bit about my website being legalize comedy. com was pretty funny.

  568. I'll just say: if any of y'all start saying that RE9's action scenes are epic and amazing, then I'll call you massive hypocrites

    2. I mean I like RE6 lol. But also, Leon's stuff isn't quite so good as the Grace side of things, at least if the first part of RC is anything to go by

      1. Karma you haven't reached the part that turns the game into Metal Gear Solid meets Evil Dead

    3. Leo, the reason everyone thinks RE6 is stupid is because and RE4 is goofy and over the top is that everything else in RE4 is legitimately perfect from a pacing/gameplay standpoint. Having the villain of your serious President’s daughter kidnapping plot being a midget in a Napoleon hat is fun when the rest of the game is actually good. It’s like making a Jewish joke at the Nuremberg trials when the game feels like it was made in 20 minutes in Unreal 3

      1. RE4 also still has some good atmosphere even in the base game. 6 is hard carried by mechanics and co-op

        2. Yeah, the only good thing I can say about 6 is that is very mechanically good. That’s about it. Nothing else about the game screams RE.

      2. I love the action in RE9 but I will be the first one to admit that the tone between the two characters' gameplays just doesn't mesh well.

        I honestly think that it should have been two distinct gameplay paths like RE6 or RE2 Remake, one action game and one horror game. Because the overall distribution of the two sections is very confusing.

        1. I actually like that aspect, but I feel like Leon doesn't get enough to do in the first half. Guessing it'll be the same with Grace in the back half

          2. I swear everyone lied to me, there's very much not a lot of switching going on lol. Probably for the best I guess?

  569. 3D Pokemon should make you feel like you're in the anime but the lack of voice acting (especially in Arceus) kills all immersion. The world becomes lifeless.

    1. Pokémon is just doomed as far as mainline games go. Makes too much money for them to put anymore effort in

      1. Their audience mainly consists of children who've probably never even played a AAA game before and the yearly releases keeps them from losing interest. They don't care about us at all.

  570. This is why Nintendo's shares are down nearly 50%. They don't have the games.

      1. People were swearing the last direct sucked because the proper one was going to be in March

  571. Honestly I wonder what the next big indie game is anyway. I’m excited for that Mouse PI For Hire game though

    1. The next big indie game is only ever going to be something people didn’t know they want or something that catches fire with casuals by being a legitimately interesting story.

  572. Once again, some of you act like you’ve never experienced a console launch before. How many years was it before the PS4 got games past the 7/10 quality? It was genuinely like 2 or 3 years until BB came out.

    1. It was 2 years, but yeah. I think the big difference this time is there's just not that much of interest on the horizon

    3. I legit think that one of the things that makes the Switch 2 more interesting is that third party games look and play well in it. RE9 and GRID Legends shocked the hell out of me

  573. and tbh, I killed so many people as Grace that I barely had zombies left when I played as Leon.

    1. Yeah I basically just played clean up as Leon so Grace wouldn't have any blister heads to deal with

      1. I think they oversold the whole blister head thing. There weren't THAT many reviving as them

        1. They did. I'm glad they conceptually brought back crimson heads tho. My only issue is there was not enough of a justification to use the injector to prevent their revival over just using those to take care of stalkers

          1. man I barely crafted those. I just spent my nuclear blood in making bullets

          2. I crafted them when I had an abundance of bullets (which was pretty frequent tbf). Mostly to again deal with the stalker enemies or shit like the singing ladies

  574. Also, Nintendo generally treats their filler games like actual filler games. There’s no way Mario Tennis aces cost a lot of money or effort or time to make. Certainly not as much as Somy or other devs spend on shitty live service flops.

  575. definitely not effort. Those sports games haven't been good since the Gamecube

    1. it's sad that Camelot is contracted to just make those painfully generic games instead of Golden Sun

      1. Well yeah. I was just saying that Nintendo makes their flop games cheap at least lol. And not making Nintendo EAD spend 50 years making a concord style mega flop.

  576. I’m still flabbergasted Trump pulled out the unironic lord Farquard “Some of you may die, that’s a risk I’m willing to take”

    I really hope we all died in 2012 and this is some weird state of perdition.

      1. When I was with my cousin and a few other people the other night I was like “Can you believe they didn’t give me the Nobel Peace Prize? This is a great injustice… It’s true… Some say there’s never been a more peaceful president than me… But Iceland… Look, Iceland is all green and Greenland is full of ice, one of them has to go folks”

      1. His hand is just from taking dementia medication.

        The thing on his neck looked like he contracted the T Virus

  577. It’s good to see Trump’s ear grew back after being shot by an assassin we still have no info about. Many are saying it was a miracle.

  578. Everyone with a brain knew that shit was fake af. My grandpa takes a year to recover from a basic scratch but the guy 2 years older had a gunshot wound heal in 5 minutes. Sure Jan.

  579. Do you think he died from COVID and came back to life possessed by a demon he promised his soul to beforehand? and that's why he heals quick but continues to rot

    1. No, because if he was constantly dying and coming back to life, he’d be literally calling himself Jesus

  580. Also, anything less than public hanging sponsored by Kalshi isn’t terrible enough for Hegseth. Fucking smug dickhead.

  581. Also, anything less than public hanging sponsored by Kalshi isn’t terrible enough for Hegseth. Fucking smug dickhead.

  582. Will his neck do that silly little crick thing from a classic hangman’s fracture or will he be slightly conscious still before he goes? The event is sponsored by Kalshi, so get your bets predictions based wagers in.

    Why not roll it into a parlay predictions based multi layer wager with who will last long getting constantly shot in the head because they have no brain in Russian Roulette between RFK Jr and Kash Patel.

  583. I do have to say that starting a war under the premise of a pre-emptive strike because the other country is going to retaliate for you starting the war is kinda impressive mental gymnastics.

    Stupid as fuck obviously, but for someone to be able to say that with a completely straight face is a solid effort.

    2. It’s just stupidity. We had a deal in place under Obama that was working and he ended it for no reason. It’s all just a distraction. The audacity of these dumb assholes to pretend like it’s anything but that is brain numbing. I guess what’s a few more dead kids for Trump though.

    1. Yeah but saying they have weapons we don't want them to have (which I know is happening here too) is still a bit different to saying "they were about to attack us because we attacked them so we had to attack them first".

      1. nothing to me is shocking. It just proves what literally every other country in the world has ever thought of the yanks.

        1. Everyone knows about their bullshit yeah, I'm just impressed that they were brazen enough to officially use it as their justification.

          1. They could have said they were bombing Iran because the Ayatollah gave a bad review of Trump Dubai, and it wouldn’t fucking matter. This country is full of spineless dumb cunts.

          3. No it isn’t. It never had to be believable. They don’t fucking care, and what I said is absolutely just if not way more believable than what you said.

          4. I said that your one about the bad review is believable at least.

  585. Also, I concede that maybe I was wrong about Ange. Maybe it could get worse for Spurs lol.

    1. I mean he's not like an all time great or anything but yeah even with tanking the PL for Europe he still wasn't going to get them relegated. They're fucked now.

  589. I was randomly thinking about how Robert De Niro’s character in KOTFM asks Leo if he “Kept it wrapped up over there” and I thought “surely they didn’t have condoms in the 20’s.”

    Condoms have been around since 1865??? I thought there’s no way they had condoms before like the 40’s but I guess rubber condoms have been arojnd forever. WTF

    1. Apparently even in the middle ages they existed. Some knights used to get them made from fish scales sewn together (seriously) and they'd just wash them out each time.

      1. Actually I just looked it up to make sure I remembered right and it was fish bladders not scales, in the 1600's.

  590. The video of the McDonalds CEO attempting to eat a burger just proves these people are fucking skinwalkers.

  591. I hope Hegseth gets his fucking throat slit on live TV by a terrorist. Zero remorse saying it these people need to be fucking put down like the dogs they are

  592. Can we just skip to china invading us so I can get my hot Chinese government waifu and my 2 kids and not have to hear about that fucking cunt whale in the white house ever again

  593. I just found out the youtube channel I've been listening to for the last week while I work is all AI music…
    My disappointment is immeasurable.

    1. It’s ok, I have 3 currently running AI podcasts about Crypto currency.

  596. I recorded the first episode of a very stupid comedy skit podcast I thought up.

    1. It’s called The Satirical Troll Knows the Answers to the Universe and it’s making fun of Joe Rogan style “comedy” podcasts and my host is an “AI” named Co-host Bot.

    1. The first episode revolves around me wanting to have Kate Beckinsale on but it doesn’t happen so instead my first guest is a “Paleo-Chemist” who explains how all the ancient civilizations were doing psychedelics lol.

    1. It’s really not as bad as a lot of people say. The biggest issue is that most of the characters aren’t likable and the Paradigm system doesn’t get interesting until like 20 hours in. But it was never less than a 6/10

  606. RE9 done. I'm tired so I won't give my full thoughts today

  607. I don’t think anything has stressed me out as much as some rage bait cooking video saying “Mustard to taste”

      1. No literally, what does that mean? You say salt to taste, but that means salt it until you can taste it. You can taste mustard like fucking immediately lol

          1. Does he make anti-trans jokes, because he might legit be one if he does. That’s about how low the bar is

    2. I see a bunch of recipes that look good, but then they never include the actual recipe or steps in a manner I can actually follow.
      It's like it's all tiktok slop for views, not… making food.

  610. Oh wait I forggot. Being a stand alp cowmedian is a very exclusive club B.

      1. I went on a date with a girl who I really liked but it turned out she was a huge David Cage fan and I had to pretend to not hate Indigo Prophecy.

          1. It was in the upper echelon of funny satty dreams tbh. There were some banger lines like “No, I love French people. They were the ones that discovered butter makes everything taste good” which is something I probably have said irl lol

          3. At one point I was looking at myself in the mirror and I said “Do I even wanna get laid any more, we’ve played half the game. It’s like playing strip poker long distance” which is EXACTLY something I would say lol

      1. With me it’s actually funny because I think my brain just makes up these scenarios like I’m awake because It’s bored. Like I talk exactly in my dreams how I would respond if it was actually happening lol

        1. Oh yeah, it’s that thing I don’t experience and why I can fully dream if I’m asleep for like 9 nano seconds.

      2. I can’t believe Biden invented femboys. SMHMH. We used to be a country before we got the vaccine.

  615. I took some mushrooms last week, and honestly they made me feel pretty good.
    Wasn't trying to get high just to see funny shapes, but for the therapeutic benefits.
    Did end up helping a bit.
    Been feeling a bit closer to how I did before getting covid.

    1. I’ve dropped shrooms like 4 times in the last week which is a lot for me. Mostly microdosed though.

  617. I’m not gonna lie the Prager U, “That baby isn’t good. Whaaa I want mommy. I want daddy. I want to be held. THAT’S NARCISSISM” fucking pops me every time I think about it lol

      1. Bruh, how can it get worse I got an AI sex bot ad on youtube. But apparently blood is so offensive it can’t be said.

  618. Epstein being behind Gamer Gate is insane bro. Literally this dude has been behind everything annoying and evil in my life since like 2014

      1. I’ll be honest, not once have I ever fallen for this type of culture war bullshit. It isn’t real. I’ve never once met anybody in my fucking life who acts like the ultra woke “microagressions”’people and I grew up in a town that is full of fucking hippies with dyed hair.

        Like genuinely tell me to play Russian roulette with a single barrel shotgun if I ever unironically complain about wokeness. I mean it.

  619. I tried some edible gummies last week also, after not taking thc in over a month, and like… I did not like how it felt. Just made me feel lazy and sluggish.

  620. I’ be honest though, there’s only 1 person I like doing shrooms with lol

  622. Nothing exemplifies the culture war being fake than the point I make about trans athletes. I always ask somebody when this gets brought up how many registered trans athletes there are in the NCAA. They never know the number is 27 so it proves it’s not actually a problem or they would know.

    1. As someone who doesn't care about sports, I really just don't care.
      Let them compete.
      If you lose to them, train harder.

      1. Also, there’s a reason why none of them are dominating so much it’s an issue. It’s because a male on estrogen and/or T blockers isn’t naturally stronger or faster or more athletic than a woman lol. The only thing that makes men naturally stronger is we have testosterone.

  625. I used to really like gummy sharks but now I can’t think about them without being sad.

      1. I still like them taste wise. But I can’t eat them without thinking of my friend.

  628. Imagine Obama being like “Uh… My fellow Americans. Today, we’re… We’re just fuckin sending it… Uh… We’re bombing Iran but there’s nukes. Trust us.”

  629. TBH, my first and only response to gamer gate is “We’re mad at the girl the guy took a sexual bribe for a good review?”

    1. I barely knew what any of that stuff was about. Really didn't pay much attention.
      I was however upset with her over the creater of Night in the Woods taking his life.

  630. I wanna play the outer worlds, but I can not justify the time commitment.
    At least not until I finish Fallout 1.
    Watching Tim Cain's YT channel has made me interested in playing through his games.

    1. Honestly, Outer Worlds 1 is pretty fast. You can beat it in like 15 hours

  632. Honestly game discourse is just exhausting nowadays. I couldn’t even imagine having the energy to be mad about fucking everything like that. And I have PLENTY of energy to be negative.

      1. How do you think Danhousen’s curse gimmick is gonna work in 2K? Will it be like pokemon?

  635. I had a high school teacher once who was tired from grading assignments, and someone told him he needed to sleep.
    He said he didn't need sleep, he needed meth.

  637. There’s a sign on the freeway near my house on a billboard that says “Wanna watch porn? Jesus is there”

    So are we just not doing phrasing any more?

  638. Reddit is actually a joke nowdays. I got a second ban in less than 2 months for ”threatening violence” yeah I don’t do that…

  644. Why is youtube constantly trying to sell me dick pills? How many times do I have to yell into my cell’s microphone that I don’t have ED?

      1. I’m 90% sure just being a male over 30 qualifies you for the dick pill ads.

  645. Final thoughts for RE9 while I wait for my work shit to load

    -Grace's sections are amazing. Even with the limited weaponry you get a lot of variety in her scenerio. It's probably the scariest RE has ever been, the care center is a great setting. I also did like the story in this and how some characters were handled (particularly with the ending).
    -Leon's stuff in the first half of the game is good, it's less good in the second half. The combat isn't near as well put together as 4R, and Raccoon City blown up is as expected not very interesting. Before the RPD is clearly just padding so you could play as him more. Ironically enough I also feel like Grace gets better combat variety despite only ever having access to like 3 pistols and no real upgrades for them. He's still fun to play as, but they could have done a lot better coming off of 4R. That said, everything from the RPD and beyond is pretty solid, especially the RPD itself.

    I'd give it an 8, and yeah it's 5th place. Pretty good for what it tries to do. No idea what Leo is on about with RE6 shenanigans

    1. RE6 is also not even dumb on purpose. It’s like 5. You can’t say 5 is trying to be stupid and over the top like 4 because there’s no intent. Having Africans living in mud huts and using spears is just racist, not goofy or over the top.

      Same thing with 6. It’s just stupid. Zero intent to be like a B movie, it genuinely thinks that dumb action shit is cool.

      1. 9 doesn't even have anything really crazy unintentionally, just a motorcycle chase which is pretty mild for RE standards. It doesn't even reach the camp of 4.

    2. Oh I'd also like to highlight the stalker enemies. I didn't mind them in 7/8, but I think this is the only game where it actually works for me completely, because they're very segmented and there's good ways of dealing with them. Plus "the girl" is genuinely terrifying, especially since you only encounter her in dark places

      1. What do you mean stalker enemies? You mean like Tyrant in RE2 remake?

        1. Yeah, ones where you can barely fight back and they chase you. There's like 3 in this game.

          Actually I think that tyrant is the only one I actively dislike lol, he's just annoying

    3. Karma, riding a motorcycle killing mutated wolves with Michael Bay explosions wasn't RE6-ish for you?

      or a goddamn miltary cover shooter section?

      1. No. Like not at all. The most RE6-ish thing was Temu Wesker

          1. Eh I liked that actually lol. He probably has like 50 clones

    4. I wasn't a fan of the last area, by that time I was already fed up with the game. I'll reiterate that I think RE9 should have been two campaigns, one with each genre, because they are pretty good on their own, but they are poorly distributed

  646. Also harby, I wasn’t talking about anything specific people were mad at, it was just an addendum to my previous comments about Trans athletes being one of the fucking dumbest wedge issues I’ve seen in my life.

  647. But anyway, I didn’t really end up playing anything last night. I hung out with my cousin and it was late af so I just went to bed.

  651. RE9 also did the Last Jedi plot twist better than Last Jedi itself. They outrianned Rian Johnson

      1. remember when Rey was supposed to be no one special, but then Episode IX retconned that? Same thing in Requiem, but it works VERY well.

      1. No Leo I have not been home. Now I am. I will play after this a bit and more tomorrow

  655. I have work, I have school, I have gf and all the other life stuff as well to that. It doesn’t leave much time for gayming right now. It’s why it took me 2 months to beat Alan Woke

    2. I have most of that and went on a ski trip over the weekend

          2. I mean when I did I just dicked around on DP all day, school sucks ass

  656. Salah literally gets no fouls his way. It’s fucking ridiculous

    2. Jesus fucking christ dude. Gaming is such a disaster nowadays. Why would anybody work in this industry. Imagine spending 3-4 years of your life on something that exists for a month.

  659. This is genuinely no worse than our performance against West Ham where we scored 5. We play this exact same shit way every week

    1. The entire conservative ideology always has been about biblical wrath.

      1. So much wrath, they forget the love…
        I’m rather secular, but I’d love it if Jesus returned just to skin politicians alive.

  662. Highguard is already done? I mean, not surprising. Feels like MP games are getting thinner by the day

  668. Honestly if highguard didn’t take the last spot at the game awards it probably wouldn’t get nearly as much hate. But maybe it’s a good idea to market your MP game so it doesn’t just get hundreds of people when it first releases

    1. The problem is inherent with MP games and the way games are made nowadays. If you are the average Joe (ie, the majority of people who actually play games) and you have a job and a wife and kids and you get maybe a few hours a night or a week to play games with your friends, you pick one MP game and stick with it because they’re all massive time sinks now.

      MP games are going the way of MMO’s where they require too much effort if you want to keep up in the game and people don’t have time to play lore than 1 or maybe 2 at a time. So thus, they just stick with what they already like. It’s what kept WOW at the top even long after it was any good

      1. Yeah pretty much this. Plus, it feels like most of the big time ones are the F2P games like Fortnite and Rivals. You get some like Arc Raiders that break the mold but its gotten to the point where even Battlefield 6 is struggling

  669. I got a new pistol in Fallout 1 that takes hunting rifle ammo and deals a lot more damage. Would have been great to use against the deathclaw.
    My strategy was basically bait it into attack only me so my companions could fuck it up lol.
    Used a bunch of stimpacks.

  670. I did the Leon sniper and the following boss fight section at half time

    1. Imagine caring about that when they’ve had mods on PC for years

    2. I told you I’ve been numb for months. These don’t shock or surprise me.

      City was the only loss that made me crash out because for the first time ever this season our pressing was like it used to and then that baldy made us sit back. We were so winning that game

  673. Vader forget about all those games and just buy Crimson Desert instead

  674. wolves drew arsenal and beat aston villa and liverpool. I guess they just weren't trying the rest of the season.

    1. If they had Edwardsa ll year, they wouldn’t be in the drop zone. Their midfield is legit good

  678. Jones with that regarded pass to Alisson under pressure was the moment I knew we lost it. Ali was never getting a clearance out of there to anyone else except the Wolves players right outside the box. Then that deflection was a cherry on top

  679. Anyway I hope they pull the greatest escape because there are so many teams that play absolutely turgid dead football that I in no way wish to see in the league next season

  681. this new Starship Troopers game I got is one of the most fun FPSs I've played in a while. Shit's so ridiculous

  690. The Liverpool fans who think Xabi is fixing things are so funny to me.

  694. I'm sorry man the Timo trade is a bust. 30 points this season. Garbage for a $9 million forward

        1. Like what you've said they aren't allowed to watch. I don't know how normal people are since I saw the fly 2 when I was 9 and played GTA when I was a kid

          3. I saw the shining way too young- that scene with like the dude in a dog costume corrupted me

  701. My job had a game night on sunday and one of my managers decided to have the brilliant idea to have a tournament centered around 1-2-Switch. I knew the game was bad but its literally the most low effort party game I've ever seen. Think of the worst WarioWare and this game couldn't sniff its ass

  702. Diki I saw the birds as a kid snd am legit still kinda scared of them lol

    1. That movie scared me too lol. But I also legit got attacked by seagulls. My middle school had a bunch of them and my bully put food in my hair and some came at me.

      1. I cornered a pigeon in bronx and it flew at me- was by mistake but that shook me

    1. We were in bahamas and did a thing to swim with sharks and giant rays- they gave us buckets of fidh for the smaller rays and the seagulls straight were attacking us for the fish- was so fucked

  709. Jesus fucking Christ. Put aside everything else about Trump which is a whole fucking lot. He doesn’t fucking understand how trade with the EU works. Can we please fucking kill this old fucking dumb ass.

  710. And if Paxton wins the senate seat in Texas I might actually just pray for the end times.

  711. And if Paxton wins the senate seat in Texas I might actually just pray for the end times.

    1. Shout out Blue eyed goth girls with fishnets. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

  713. What are the chances we get a “terrorist attack” around november and he cancels the election?

  714. By the way, my “psychotic” hatred of rich people turned out to be extremely warranted. Conservatives are all the fucking same.

  716. Merz's response was so much worse in that exchange though. I don't know why Europeans are willing to be endlessly humiliated by Trump. Canada is barely a real country and people here refuse to put up with this.

  718. People in Dallas being given the wrong polling places and being turned away. Genuinely just fucking line these criminals up and shoot them before they destory the entire planet. When are people gonna stop putting up with this bullshit and demand we impeach and incriminate him or we’re getting treated like Russia. Europe is full of fucking pussies with a capital fucking P

  720. No, Xi loves Trump because he gets to become the new world super power by doing fucking nothing.

  723. Also, I'm sorry Harby but the Panthers are trash this year. Letting up 5 goals to the 25-26 Devils deserves relegation if such a thing existed in the NHL

  727. Today in my figure drawing class the model brought his dog to hang out in the room.
    She was quiet, and gentle as a cat. Her name was Foxy.

  728. If Warsofski takes Graf off the top line again I’m gonna pull my hair out.

          1. He's not to be honest.
            I know how much he loves her, and he just lost his grandmother several months back as well.
            He doesn't open up with me a whole lot when it comes to personal stuff, he's never really been good talking about stuff like that, but I've known him a long time. He doesn't really need to tell me for me to understand.

    1. A My Little Pony convention I think.
      Told me about it months ago, but he just finished it.
      He's Algernon in my server.

    1. The Long John Silvers CEO… Just kidding. They don’t have a CEO. They been a front for moving Fent since 2013

  738. The fact Warsofsky was healthy scratching Mukmadhulin for no reason, had Graf off the top line and Misa was getting less than 15 minutes makes me think he’s not one for the future even though I’ve been extremely neutral toward him. Seriously, he took Graf off the top line for no goddamn reason and they’ve scored twice from him playing off Celebrini.

  740. Seriously, we had no RHD all fucking season and he was healthy scratching our best one for no goddamn reason.

    1. IDK what to play tonight. I’m almost done with Dawn of Sorrow so maybe that but IDK.

  745. With how much Harby bitches about Gakpo now… I wish to GOD i had saved that comment of him gloating about Gakpo choosing Liverpool over United.

  746. With how much Harby bitches about Gakpo now… I wish to GOD i had saved that comment of him gloating about Gakpo choosing Liverpool over United.

  747. Bruh, I been saying Gakpo was mid for years. I didn’t even want him, genuinely. Only reason I was kinda mad was because he was cheap.

      1. Me and Harby physically fighting might be the only fair fight in terms of weight classes here lol.

      2. Me and Harby physically fighting might be the only fair fight in terms of weight classes here lol.

  749. Like if me and Harby were to box, it’d be the only “fair” fight. Like Karma might weigh more than me but I would have an insane reach advantage because I have a 6’5 wingspan.

    but I’m also skinny as fuck and under weight for my height so anybody whose just physically bigger than me also isn’t a fair fight lol

      1. He also just wouldn’t be able to get inside on me at all. No offense to him but he’d never be able to get close enough to throw punches properly.

  755. I’ve also decided to name the black cat Friday. Because he started coming around on Friday the 13th.

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