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  1. TBF, Newsom would hit a bong on life tv if he thought it would get him 3 extra votes.

  2. We put the Smith/Celebrini/Graf line for the first time in 8 games and they have 6 points between them. Breaking up that line is a war crime.

  9. Why do conservatives bitch about the fucking economy so goddamn much and then support doing everything except using our tax money on ourselves

  10. Why is it always ok for us to be bombing other countries but you’re labeled the anti-christ if you just want to be able to get your medication consistently

  13. I don’t know who needs to hear this but if your sauce has dill in it it’s Thousand Island, not Russian dressing.

  17. Satty I hate to break it to you but when you are 6"3 and 150lb you could have a 2 foot reach advantage and it wouldn't matter, dudes just gonna walk straight through whatever you're throwing their way.

    1. Yeah I just read that also. Pretty sure my 10 year old could woop his ass

    1. Just put your games on PC, nobody fucking cares. You’re losing money for literally no reason having exclusives.

  20. If the Republicans actually end up running Paxton against Talarico, they might actually lose a senate seat in Texas. How he’s even allowed to run for senator sitting on 28 fucking felony charges is insanity.

  22. Honestly, I think that I just need to be spoon fed with answers to get through this.

  23. Also, he won because they tried to censor him. Republicans are so fucking stupid for taking Colbert off air and trying to fuck with him. He now basically gets 6 months of doing whatever the fuck he wants and they can’t do shit. Long story short, Republicans are retards and don’t plan fucking shit.

  24. But what am I even sayin. No fucking way we’re having a legit election. They lost an Arkansas state senate seat in a district that went for Trump by 36 points last election. They’re gonna get absolutely decimated in the midterms and they know it.

  25. And everyone who made Hillary testify about Benghazi while Trump leaves hundreds of civilians in an active war zone should be publicly sodomized and murdered on live tv sponsored by Draft Kings.

  26. Also if there is a draft again in this country, everybody should refuse. Fuck Trump and fuck this government. I hope Iran carpet bonbs the fuck out of us. I hope there’s suicide drones running the streets.

  27. Everyone who voted for him should be gas chambered. Straight up. Don’t give a fuck if other people consider you “human” should have thought about that you dumb fucking cunt.

  28. When another 9/11 happens in this country I hope nobody blames Iraq or any other country. It should be Republicans on trial as far as the eye can see.

  29. The only people who should be drafted are the kids of Republican voters maybe if they realized that their actions have consequences they wouldn’t vote like fuckin retard dumb cunts.

  30. Apple should've priced the new MacBook at $499 and just taken the hit to their margins unless that's going to be the education/government price anyway. MS is hellbent on making Windows unusable.

    1. If he wanted to, he literally would be. He has one of the suites the Saiyans train in to hold back his power.

        1. Super Karma God Super Karma and Ultra Instinct Karma.

          Ultra instinct Karma can beat a 70 hour JRPG in 2 days

  33. The fact Congressman Solid Snake is seen as a moderate candidate by Texas now should genuinely upset people.

  34. Couldn’t vote in the US but can run for senator. Make it make sense

  36. Also Paxton is just a retard. Who cheats on their wife with a mother of 7? It I’m cheating as a politician, I’m going for somebody who is actually hot and young, not the equivalent of throwing a hot dog into the Mariana Trench.

  38. Only reason I’m kinda upset I left Texas is that I don’t get to vote against Cornyn and Cruz any more.

    1. What a fucking weird intro to a super hero movie. Like dudes causing mild domestic disturbances are not proof we need Batman and Super Man lol

      1. Better send in the Justice League to deal with this guy kicking over her peaches.

  40. And my vote means equally nothing in California than it did in Texas just the other direction lol

  41. Was I too harsh texting my Texas friend “He just didn’t see eye to eye with his constituents” about Crenshaw lol.

      1. I did say “Melania was so bad that even Abbott got up and walked out of it” lol

    2. This is rhetorical by the way, I’ve said worse things about random Trump staffers than that.

  43. DPC: I probably have the most time playing a Pokemon game in Leaf Green/Fire Red. But I think the GBA era games I probably put 300+ hours into

      1. To be fair, every few months I was driving 6+ hours from my house to the bay area to see my dad (well my mom was obviously) so I put mad hours into like every GBA game I had

  44. All I know about Crenshaw is that around the time Hasan first started streaming he got banned from Twitch for joking about Crenshaw getting his eye fucked out of his skull by a mujahid and saying the US deserved 9/11. Most streamers still backed Hasan but before that incident he wasn't controversial at all.

      1. No, I for some reason had dinner with the British royals and there was too much pepper on the food so I was trying not to sneeze the entire time lol

    1. What was funny was one of the Royals said I was a “good looking man”
      And I had to lucid dream fight the urge to say “I’m a bit too old for some of you though.” In my dream. It was kinda crazy lmao.

      1. Like I literally used the lucid dreaming to 4th wall break my own dream which sounds crazy lol

  48. Hasan and Asmongold should just run for congress. I think they would both be able to win.

    1. Asmongold wouldn’t win shit. He has the charisma and looks of exactly what he is which is a degenerate incel (well, he’s probably not actually an incel, he’s rich, but he acts and markets himself like one)

      Hasan is a good looking, in shape guy that spends all day talking and has policies young people like. He might win (if he runs in a state where having a foreign name isn’t a death sentence.) Asmongold only appeals to the dregs of the internet. Nobody outside of that takes him remotely seriously.

      1. Hasan is from an ethnically diverse part of NJ and Asmongold is from a poor part of Texas outside of Austin. I think they'll both appeal to their local communities.

        1. Austin doesn’t like people like Asmongold. They don’t like Joe Rogan, why would they like him. All these conservatives going to Austin has ruined the city and literally everyone will agree with that.

  49. Also, what the fuck does “The white house said he didn’t break a law” mean? The White House is not who determines the ruling of the law. I’m convinced every single republican senator would fail a basic civics course.

  50. Like I know Spiffy probably doesn’t know shit about Austin, Texas but Conservatives have basically done to Austin what they claim minorities did to California.

    1. He's not from Austin he's from a place close to Austin that resents the people in Austin who priced them out forever and are being "replaced" by "illegals". Also I think Vance and Trump and everyone else would 100% back him while the Dems would never fall behind Hasan.

      1. The people outside cities don’t matter for votes. The towns outside Austin can hate Austin all they want, 200 people are less than 900k

    2. I know this was a typo but I got a really stupid idea for a physical comedy bit where a guy slips on a tee shirt that has a banana peel on it lol

  52. People think California is 100% liberal too. But if you go to Firebaugh, there’s probably more annual rodeos than the entire state of Texas. Only difference is you can drive half an hour in California and be in the biggest liberal city in the country

  54. should I release the first episode of my stupid “comedy” podcast parody?

  57. Imagine dating Adria Arjona and being like “I’m in an open relationship, I just don’t wanna be tied down, you know.” WTF

  60. Red Dead does feel like it gets better once you get to Mexico for the first time

    1. That song though… Genuinely one of the coolest moments in gaming history.

      1. Yeah it was dope. I think that’s the moment red dead really feels like what it’s trying to be

  65. Also, I know most of our fanbase is against it, but I want us to re-sign Sherwood. He is exactly what this team needs which is a physical natural winger who can work on multiple lines. We have an absolute glut of center talent in the minors but hardly any natural wingers (we’ve played both Gaudette and Misa out of position this season)

    Honestly, I think we just trade some of our centers for a RHD and call it good.

    1. Also, this team straight up needs good vets.our best players are all 24 and under.

  71. I got a scam call right as I was gonna go to the bathroom so I just put them on while I was taking a piss and didn’t say anything and hung up lol

  73. NGL, the 1800’s lighters that are just a match box but with a wick have way more aura than a normal lighter.

  74. I also gave my cousin the first ever Scarf cutter DDT last night.

      1. I also thought of a submission finish called the Scarfshooter which is just a rear face lock but I wrap my scarf around their neck first lol.

  75. I am now in the Leon big Raccoon City section. Reminds me of The Last of Us part 2 in some ways. Anyway I did not expect to fight Shelob and I now have 2/3 of the parts for the gate. Also that tilted building part was cool af

  77. Part of my gimmick should be that it’s kinda kayfabe my scarf has creative control lol.

          3. And I have a vignette with Kit Wilson where I say that I’m a force of positive masculinity. I even named my scarf Knit Wilson”

          5. And another part is that I’m trying to fued really hard with Seth Rollins but he doesn’t even care enough to have heat with me lol

          7. Yeah, part of my gimmick is that everyone just thinks I’m the Russian girls and scarf dude and nobody really takes me seriously.

          9. I think me and Danhousen as a comedy pairing would get over as fuck. Like he can curse the scarf and I constantly have to keep it from Spanking the female wrestler’s asses in backstage segments.

  78. The Scary movie trailer was so bad my fucking soul left my body from cringe. I thought we left these types of “parodies” in the mid 2000’s. Making a they/them joke in 2026 is the equivalent of making a Jewish joke at the Nuremberg trials.

  80. And one of my merch ideas is a shirt that says “That doesn’t wool for me, brother.” With a picture of the scarf with the title belt on it lol

  82. The amount of food videos in youtube where people just mix stuff in the tray makes my (minor) OCD go off. Like just mix it in a bowl first.

      1. No, the people that cut with their knuckles out or toward them do it to piss me off. Ut’s like nobody on earth knows how to properly cut with a knife.

          1. You want to hold stuff so your first knuckle protects your finger, away from you (unless you’re using a parring knife to cut fruit because it’s dull enough to where it won’t cut you) and you cut in a motion like a figure 8 (think about how an old train’s wheels moved)

  83. And don’t get me started at the obvious rage bait of people leaving the sticker in their cooking tray. Like I know it’s obvious engagement farming but it still pisses me off

      1. Maybe this argument would work if Kegseth wasn’t busy screaming FAFo at everybody who will listen and telling commanders they’re bringing about the biblical rapture.

  85. I want to know how many children this fucking creep raped to be so far up Trump’s asshole

  93. So elbowing somebody in the head on purpose isn’t a card but barely touching somebody when they cut inside is a yellow because he threw himself. I fucking hate this sport full of blood money fucking cunts.

  94. That wasn’t a pen and will never be given again this season but this ref is a fucking balding cunt who has lost control of the game.

  95. A sitting US Senator snapped a protestors hand during a senate hearing. Again. When is enough enough. When do we stop letting these criminals get away with robbing us.

  96. This league is such a fucking joke dude. Nobody will convince me it isn’t rigged. I’m sorry. The refs cannot possibly be this bad naturally.

  103. PPremier League is a fucking joke and anyone watching is a silly billy. Never has something been this rigged since brock Lesnar vs Kofi kingston

  104. Anybody who wants carrick as permanent manager can fucking get rolled into an unmarked grave.

  105. I was gonna rant but I really just don’t care. I didn’t watch the second half, the PL is a fucking joke nowadays. Genuinely unwatchable.

  106. Our pressing is unorganized dogshit again now but you know. We have to call Amorim a terrorist for being right about Mainoo

  107. Seriously, I’m sick of hearing about “vibes” and “Letting the boys express themselves.” I want a manager who demands they play the way he does and actually back him properly.

  110. I’ve actually only ever almost gotten into fights playing baseball. Ine time somebody tried to start shit with me and I said “Man, we’re up 13-2. You’re about to get mercy ruled and I’m going to In n Out after this. I don’t care about whatever bullshit you’re on.”

      1. A double double meal and a shake. I don’t remember which flavor because I rotate through them

  111. The worst part was the 1st base coach was trying not to laugh when I said it lol

  113. My teammates used to say that I never stood up for myself but one time somebody tried to stamp on my foot on the base paths and then I buzzed them their next at bat because I was pitching and I got both benches warned lmao

  114. What makes that story worse is the umpire was this mega douche who and I’m not joking, literally legally changed his name to Jordan Jumpshot. He came up to me and was like “You’re warned, do it again and you’re ejected” and I said “Fuck you Jumpshot, you literally watched him do it and did nothing to him”

      1. Yeah, in basketball, most shots are jump shots lol. So he changed his name to Jordan (like Michael Jordan) Jumpshot. And he was the worst fucking umpire. He called me out on a pitch that was so far outside I turned around and looked at him and reached my bat out and marked where it went across the plat and said “Jesus fucking Christ Jumpshot, I couldn’t have hit that with a rowing oar.”

  116. And by the way, getting stamped on in metal spikes fucking hurts. There’s zero padding in baseball cleats.

  117. DPC: I never really got respected by my teammaates the way I felt like I should have because I didn’t act like them. My first time making all stars, the coach selected me because he said that I’m a “perfect glue guy” whatever that means

      1. Oh I got called gay a lot. We had uniforms one year with stripes down the side and I used to get called gay for lining them up properly on my uniform because it was 2011 and we still did that

  120. My stirrups probably didn’t help. I always wore them and then I quickly realized nobody else on my team did. But it was a superstition thing so I never didn’t wear them

  121. My mom apparently craved Kiwi a ridiculous amount when she was pregnant with me.

  125. I’m watching the tune up game for the WBC and Freeland throwing an 89 MPH fastball right down the dick to Judge was straight comedy. I’m like 99% sure that an 89 fastball middle-middle is an auto home run for Judge lol

  126. JLingz playing in the same team as Memphis Depay, Zakaria Labyad and Gabriel Paulista (that former Atletico and Arsenal CB).

    other teams have Hulk, Coutinho, Bolasie, Kurt Zouma, etc

    Brasileirão, most charismatic league in the world

  127. Lmao at Trump saying he wants to deport De Niro. Does he actually think he’s from Italy wtf

  130. I do need to get back to watching movies consistently. The problem is the only time i can is at night after my grandpa is asleep and by that time I’m either hanging out with my cousin or I’m tired and fall sleep during the movie because narcolepsy.

    1. I get that too sometimes where I can’t decide and just end up playing games.

  140. Look man I loathe filters because I've been fooled by one and it cost me greatly.

  141. Remember when Papa John ranted about eating 35 pizzas in 40 days? That’s not even a pizza a day, I would fucking murder that pizza eating rate

    1. I played that before Requiem instead of the ones I had planned to cause I didn’t want to burn all my neurons. Made the RPD section hit harder.

      1. Yeah I bet lol. I almost wish they did a bit more with it instead of the rest of the city, but maybe it's better we didn't see it repopulated with zombies

  145. It's funny after finishing 9 all I can think of is "cool, now CV remake when?"

    1. Trailer this year, could be out some time next year. I really hope they cook with this, I just played CV for the first time just last year and I really dug it. It’s the RE2/4 Remake team so I trust them with my life.

      1. Yeah supposedly it's that and 0 next. I really liked it, but it's by far the game that will get the most out of being remade. Lot of flaws that can easily be fixed up

  148. @disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus I am watching Frankenstein. I will give my thoughts later

  150. GOG Final Fantasy bundle looks pretty decent for $34.

    FF3 & FF4 3D remakes
    FF7
    FF8 Remake
    FF9

  154. The kitchincel sub makes me just think it’s better if we all just destroy each other.

  155. Imma be honest, I genuinely don’t think 99% of these people are incels. How can you be 19 and rejected by one girl and act like you’ll never be loved. Like, you don’t even know what the fuck kind of girl you want at 19.

    1. A lot of incels are antisocial/unsocialized types who spent their formative years online listening to manosphere gurus.
      They'd benefit from talking to people as humans, and not just an opportunity to get a gf, which is unlucky as they are.
      Most of the problems incels have are fixable.

      1. It’s essentially just this. The entire system has been designed by conservatives to get young men mad at everybody and everything except the rich. It’s genuinely not that hard to get laid.

        Like yeah, it’s harder if you aren’t at least modestly attractive but even then, I know a dude who is like almost 300 pounds, not tall, not a particularly handsome face. Isn’t even charismatic either. But he has a fiancé and he has been in like multiple relationships. Sure the girls aren’t 10/10 instagram models but still, it’s not hard if you don’t treat women like aliens.

        I mean, I’m not even good at picking up women and some of the things these dudes do just are mind boggling. Pretty much every generation that grew up on the internet seems unable to understand social etiquette. The Gen Zers at work genuinely drove me crazy because they act like expecting professionalism is optional

        1. Easy for you to say. I’ve never even had a woman interested in me as far as I know. Making a dating profile made me wanna kill myself. You know how demoralizing it is to get zero likes in months? The difference is I don’t blame women or the world. Women are people and men aren’t owed a bride.

      1. I don’t mean what “look” or “archetype” of girl. I mean what you really value in a person and you don’t know that when you’re 5.

        1. I did know by 18 tho. But that was because the therapist at the time asked me about that. So thought about it a lot and I’ve always been an overthinker

  156. Being a night owl paid off, finally was able to order a copy of RE9, a Best Buy truck probably got unloaded somewhere

  157. The entire Republican party is just grifting this country for billions and billions of our tax dollars. Noem spent 250 million in government funds for personal media like videos and photoshoots. When are people gonna say enough is enough with this fucking bullshit.

    1. 170 plus million on private jets for herself and apparently she took over a house meant for National Guard reserves and remolded it for personal use. What the fuck. This shit is straight up fucking larceny.

  158. Anybody who agrees to paying taxes this year should legitimately get fucking shot

    The next Republican that tells me Democrats are bad for the economy is getting fucking punched with brass knuckles.

  159. And she’s cheating on her husband. Party of family values btw. These people are immoral fucking demons.

  160. A sitting US Senator snapped a protestors hand during a senate hearing. Again. When is enough enough. When do we stop letting these criminals get away with robbing us.

  161. Somebody needs to legit shoot up congress. Jan 6 level isn’t enough for these cunts.

  162. Somebody needs to legit shoot up congress. Jan 6 level isn’t enough for these cunts.

  168. My grandpa was watching the new seaosn of Blue Bloods and they made a fucking Yakuza game reference??????

    Fucking Donny Wahlberg talking about Yakuza made me break the simulation.

      1. It looks like a concept for a early 2010s CW Superhero show where the colorful space cops get the colors and space sucked out of them and they barely use their suits, but just without the CW tween drama in it

      2. I will try it for the cast, but I’m more out than in. This is is not Green Lanterns and I get why they call it Lanterns now. There is no green in it

  170. Oh my god. Gloves and corsets. I think this is what AI would make if it took my hidden photos gallery and used that for costume design.

  172. I’ve never read the book but did the good doctor always have this much rizz

  173. I think Karma saying bad CGI is still better than practical is one of his craziest hot takes. Good practical effects look bad if you look too closely. Bad CGI looks bad immediately.

    1. When did I say that? Sounds like something I said to Sam when he insisted BAD practical effects are better than anything CG

  174. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Christoph Waltz give anything other than a 10/10 performance in anything.

  179. They’re probably not the same ones but I found ones that are basically a carbon copy. And they’re $36 on Amzon. I will buy them next time I have the money.

    1. Monkey hates hockey. He doesn’t care about anything else ok TV but hockey specifically scares him.

    1. It’s the only sport my step dad watches and maybe he doesn’t like the crowd noise.

  187. Seriously, I think hearing Donny Wahlberg in Blood Bloods mentioning Yakuza broke my mental

      1. Acting like Yakuza of all fucking games would radicalize somebody is legit insane so either some intern was tasked with picking a game title and he just chose what he liked or they legit just picked a franchise with a name that sounds like Grand Theft Auto but isn’t GTA cuz they can’t use that

  188. I know it’s really low brow but I’m sorry, for some reason the Tony Stark “Grok, show me a picture of her naked” meme is so fucking funny to me for some reason

  189. Crimson Desert isn't multiplayer??? This whole time I thought it was a sequel to Black Desert Online. I thought it was going to be the greatest MMO of all time but it's just another Witcher 3 or Elden Ring or Dragon's Dogma 2. How disappointing.

    1. I’m sorry but I don’t get this obsession you and other people have with MP games.

  190. At least it looks way better than all those games though. Witcher 3 is forgivable since it's so old and last gen consoles wouldn't be able to support Crimson Desert's features but Dragon's Dogma 2 has no excuse.

  191. Starfield is the most embarrassing game ever made after Pokemon Wind and Waves

  193. The other 3 heads are an entire alt right movement being started by a billionaire dark money pedophile sex trafficker because gamers blamed the woman for a man taking a bribe

    1. That and kids (like me) legitimately first learning sex ed from playing OG Leisure Suit Larry and dying from AIDS because they didn't wrap their shit when banging a hooker.

  196. @disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus@disqus_Urj1irkV7G:disqus

    My review of Frankenstein:

    Del Toro’s Frankenstein is a pretty direct 1 to 1 adaptation of what I kinda remember about the overall plot of the book, so if you’re looking for something that takes a ton of artistic liberties this isn’t it.

    Say what you want about Del Toro, he knows how to make a damn good looking movie. It’s not just that a lot of the film looks nice with excellent shot composition, but seeing natural lighting and practical in camera sets these days is like seeing a sane Republican riding a unicorn with a copy of Kuon for PS2; the movie has good practical effects, and the costumes and set design are fucking insanely high level. Some of the outfits worn in this movie (especially Mia Goth’s outfits) were Sattycore as fuck.

    I love the setting and especially that opening because it established Frankenstein’s monster a threat while also doing what I feel these types of monster movies have to do which is be set in a period where there are still holes on the world map as it were, that there are still unexplored areas of the globe with these monsters waiting. Also, some of the few action scenes are like oddly viscerally brutal, like Christoph Waltz getting his head caved in and all the appendages snapping.

    The plot isn’t worth talking about, it’s just the book plot and it naturally loses steam around the second act when they really have to hammer home the “nature vs nurture” themes, but I will say I do like the framing device of having split the two stories into halves because I think the Doctor being increasingly upset he didn’t create something “intelligent” does a lot for his character and the pacing of the story. This would have worked better if we didn’t know Frankenstein’s Monster would talk (not the movie’s fault lol) but I like how the plot happens in this more than the monster framing somebody for murder out of spite.

    Overall, the movie is definitely carried by the visuals and the cast. Holy fuck this cast is good. Oscar Isaac needs to just take that Star Wars money and make that his nest egg and NEVER touch a major franchise again. He’s such a fucking good actor and he deserves so much better than corporate slop (yeah I know this would qualify as a blockbuster still but whatever. It’s not a mainstream IP) I roasted him for the Margot Robbie stuff but Elordi is a great actor. Waltz is Waltz, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him give less than a 10/10 performance in anything. Mia Goth… God those gloves in the dinner scene…

    8/10

    1. It got so much criticism for not adapting the book properly/misreading the story and looking terrible but I liked it too and thought the characters sold it

      1. There’s CGI that looks bad in parts but if you think the cinematography/sets/costumes look bad IDK what to say tbh

        1. I thought it looked fine and it reminded me of all the heavily stylized late 90s/early 2000s movies we no longer see (think city of lost children or del toro himself) but people thought the practical effects were themselves done poorly and the film looked too blurry/smeared and that CGI often looks better like for like

  197. Silvie is absolutely gonna say TLDR about that and it’s gonna full tilt me because she begged me to do this shit

  198. It's just that there's way too many expansive big budget SP games and MP rarely ever gets the same treatment

  199. I feel so bad for people like this but wouldn't you at least try to understand why it was banned in the first place? It's not like the whole world is just stupid so it obviously wasn't going to be completely harmless.

    https://youtu.be/7ID3DzuP510

    1. Weed was banned because the hemp industry was threatening the rope and twine manufacturers who basically controlled all the shipping in the 20’s when coke was still legal.

      Weed isn’t any better or worse for you than alcohol. The people that say it has no negative effects are lying, every substance you put in your body does from Ketamine to caffeine. But weed doesn’t destroy your brain or rot your body. The only reason it isn’t legalized everywhere in the US already is because of pharmaceutical companies and nobody would smoke cigarettes and alcohol use with people under 30 would basically be non-existent.

      I’m sorry but hearing a bunch of people who have zero experience taking recreational drugs trying to lecture me about what weed does and doesn’t do is like me trying to lecture Karma on tax codes.

      Yeah, the people who say it has no negative effects or isn’t addictive are wrong, but you can get addicted to mainlining vitamin C if you do it enough.

  200. I’m not taking any life advice from somebody streaming COD in 2026. The dude in that video sounds like the type of moron who smokes one joint a day for a week and then makes weed his entire personality because he has no fucking character outside of what he enjoys doing.

    And nobody has ever claimed that weed has zero side effects. Anybody acting like smoking a psychotropic drug was as healthy as eating cauliflower is equally moronic. And this dude acting like weed is the reason why people don’t have ambition, fuck no, weed is what people do when they have ambtion they can’t meet because society is a shit hole. Sorry we’re not all “content creators” who “work hard” to bring you “amazing COD commentary videos” most people go to their shitty job their forced to have and come home and smoke weed to relax. It’s not that serious and I’m not hearing a bunch of people who don’t know the difference between MDMA and LSD telling me what weed does and doesn’t do.

  201. I wish to god I was as ignorant as this fucking administration treats me.

  202. Notice I said the world not the US but your explanation only applies to the US and there's no way cocaine was legal in the 1920s during peak prohibition and the US has been quicker to decriminalize or legalize weed than even traditionally "progressive" countries in Europe namely because of the size of the industry so there seems to have been a large financial incentive not to criminalize weed in the first place and yet it was banned and many people have repeatedly downplayed the effects including by arguing that vaping is somehow worse (see how quickly it was banned even though we're supposed to pretend bans don't work because they only create an illicit market) because they have an interest in legalization. Most of the complaints describe feeling dull and lethargic or anxious and paranoid and obviously a teenager whose grown accustomed to feeling that way will suffer whether it's from the loss of "ambition" or otherwise.

    Anyway my post was mainly about how people just buy into reddit memes and vice articles telling you to kill yourself because "they" don't want you to kill yourself because killing yourself is good actually and it sounds like I'm exaggerating but when you see all the 764 killings it really makes you think.

    1. I got the decade slightly wrong. It was outlawed in 1915 but whatever. That wasn’t my point really.

  203. Also if he really is an idiot cod streamer and just a stupid person who doesn't understand anything and makes stupid decisions then his message is all the more important because of how information filters down to people like him who make up a sizeable portion of the population

  208. I mean she’s getting replaced with another piece of shit but who cares. At least I can say Markwayne Mullins can be raped and killed on live tv without being called a sexist.

  209. Also that dude is a gigantic pussy so it hardly matters. I’ve never seen anybody more bitch made than that guy. His named is Markwayne too so his parents even knew he’d grow up to be a dumb cunt.

  210. Noam committed the greatest offense you can in the Trump admin, stealing our tax money for herself and not dear leader.

  211. All these trump cucks are the same as Hispanics that are pro-Trump. They think they’re the exception to the rule of “Trump literally fucks everybody and anybody over”

    1. I’m sick of this discussion. “Big 6” is about sales and viewership and money, not about what place you finish

  215. All that MAGA plastic surgery and then Trump fired her hahahaahhahaha

  218. Why are people excited for the new Xbox, have you seen how badly they flubbed the last two

    2. It's not even a real Xbox or console. It's barely any different from their stupid handheld.

    3. Series X/S was the last console Xbox ever made. I don't understand how Xbox fans keep getting scammed like this over and over and over and over again. It's like they enjoy being violated.

  219. I’m gonna be honest, I probably won’t make it both 18 in this tournament. My thyroid is fucking up my energy levels so bad it’s unreal. I’m gonna do it still because it’s for a charity but Jesus Christ. Thanks a lot american health care system.

      1. And I didn’t even do anything different. The system just said “Nah we don’t believe you actually fuck off”

    1. It’s fine, I’ll survive. I might try to just lie and get it through Amazon because I’ve had this happen one time before. But it sucks. I have no energy, nausea, trouble sleeping, weight loss. It just sucks

        1. Luckily I have weed which is legitimately the best nausea and sleep cure lmao. But I don’t think I should have to self medicate in a country that can spend 200 million on Cristi Noam’s private jets

          1. Good you have that at least. It's sickening these people can get away with that but normal people will go to jail for the crime of being homeless

          2. How do you think everybody with a drug possession charge feels about RFK talking about toilet seat cocaine.

        2. Luckily I have weed which is legitimately the best nausea and sleep cure lmao. But I don’t think I should have to self medicate in a country that can spend 200 million on Cristi Noam’s private jets

    2. Weapons I guess but I never finished it. I did watch Sinners and I can almost guarantee you won't like it.

  223. There's so much experimental storytelling in anime but they rarely do the same with visuals or vice versa aside from a few examples of both like Yuasa with Kaibam, Yoshitoshi ABe's entire career or in anthology films like Memories where Satoshi Kon famously made his debut. I think the Grimm Variations would've had so much potential if it used something like the anime adaptation of Kafka's A Country Doctor as inspiration. I still liked it though.

        1. It broke the simulation hearing Donny Wahlberg say “That game you like what’s it called, Yah-kewzah or whateva”

      1. IIt's been good so far, just a relaxing do nothing kinda day

  226. Imagine watching 24 hour cinderella and being like “I gotta commit serial murder NOW”

  227. Imagine watching 24 hour cinderella and being like “I gotta commit serial murder NOW”

  228. There's a Taiwanese (China) school bullying drama where this infamous mob boss takes a kid into his lair and shows him his GTA V set up and he starts monologuing about how he loves GTA because he can do whatever he wants in the game and that's why he became a mob boss.

  229. “Sir, he’s trying to fist fight somebody on top of the Empire state building!”

    “They did it in the game so he’s copying it in real life WE GOTTA MOVE NOW!”

  232. There's a part of me that wants to make RE2R a 10/10, probably the RE I've replayed the most

    1. IIn spite of Mr X and sewer fun times, but I don't think the sewer is so bad nowadahs

      1. Mr X was my favourite part of the game. I think that might've been why I didnt like RE4R as much.

        1. thomas the choo choo train mod they had everything even mr x softcore mods

      1. The PS1 version holds up pretty well tbh, but the remake is super super well made

  234. I know this is controversial though. I remember everyone complaining about him at the time too.

    1. I actually remember everyone refusing to believe RE2R was even still in development and insisting that it was dead or in development hell.

    2. Everyone seemed to like him except me it seemed like lol, I just think he's kinda annoying

  236. DDisqus Doing that shit where I need to refresh to see new replies

  238. TBH, RE1 Remake isn’t “well made” it’s the gold standard for what remakes should be. It and 4 are by far the two best game remakes and it’s not close.

      1. 2 is an amazing game and a really good remake but it’s nowhere close to being as faithful as 1 and 4. They cut out a ton of content in 2 and 3.

        1. They didn't cut that much from 2 tbh, it's just that the secondary playthroughs aren't as different

          3. IIf you want to get technical there's actually 4 scenarios, but the B sides aren't all that different even in the original release

  239. I miss being a hikineet. People in public places can be so rude and disrespectful.

      1. And don’t answer in commie measurements. If I see the word kilogram it’s an insta ban

      2. 186. Depending on what level and sport we're talking I was a middleweight/cruiserweight/light heavyweight

    1. Yes. And I was like 10 when I played it so it was my first sex learnings. And I have never gotten anyone preggers by accident so it was obviously quite effective.

  243. I just worked out so I'm tired now, tell him to come here.

  245. Capcom can't just make the game less problematic, they need to make it anti-problematic to redeem themselves.

    1. Game takes place in South Africa this time so we’re just shooting white people with accents like an Australian with a concussion.

  246. My grandpa watches these hunting shows on tv and I don’t have a problem at all with hunting or guns ( as long as you’re safe and eat what you kill and don’t poach obviously) but why are all these people so obsessed with thanking god for them shooting a deer. My brotha, god did not allow you to shoot that buck, he’s probably “Thanks dude. Fucking thanks. Now I gotta make another one. You better pass those antlers down so many generations they become a sacred heirloom. I want to see you fucking eat that heart. Raw. Like an Indian in a western movie.”

    2. My first exposure to sex was Naked Gun. I was like, why is she getting naked and hugging him?

          4. Noice bro. Any plans? Apparently we are going to my mrs' family's farm tomorrow for a few days

          6. Me too, the kid should enjoy it at least. That sounds good too. You played Jedi Survivor yet?

          8. Fair call, I'm like that sometimes. It's a very good game though. I'm actually about to have dinner but I'll be on and off here this evening.

          10. Fried rice, it was ok but unexciting as fried rice tends to be. Yeah I do that sometimes too, I actually redownloaded Star Wars Outlaws the other day and played that for maybe an hour before I decided that I didn't want to and deleted it again.

  249. I naturally have a build like you so putting on weight is very difficult

    1. That’s cool. I’ve never really worked out seriously tbh. When I was playing sports in high school, I only ever did exercises to increase my bat speed and stuff to strengthen my core. I wasn’t a power hitter lol

      1. I played a lot of sport when I was a kid then I did like 3 years proper training when I was fighting and wrestling and only then got to my fighting weight. And even then I never had to cut properly to make weight, closest I came was stopping drinking a couple hours before weigh in and taking a piss right before.

  250. I got kicked out of sex ed class for laughing at the Hallmark movie the teacher showed about some kid getting addicted to internet porn. But he was literally just googling “Sexy girls” lmao.

  251. I decided to play ff9 and this tetramaster card game is annoying af

  254. The Rockets are our bitch lmao. This team can’t beat us with 10 players, 7 of which were on 2 ways at some point this year, they had an INSANE FT advantage and we still beat them.

  257. @disqus_Urj1irkV7G:disqus@disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus I’m watching Train Dreams rn.

    1. Oh you know feeling sick because my country’s healthcare is a complete joke and I don’t have my thyroid medication and apparently the entire government is perfectly fine letting us all die so you know. I’m starting to get addicted to caffeine and nihilism.

        1. Trump is literally saying “it’s whatever” if we get killed by Iran. He’s unironically doing the fucking Lord Farquad from Shrek “Some of you may die” speech. The cold embrace of death cannot come more swiftly to me.

          1. Yep lmao
            Or the Madagascar penguins ”Men! There is no greater sacrifice than someone else’s”

  259. I’m in the Umbrella lab now and took out the special force dudes in the server room.

    The Leon Raccoon City section has been absolute cinema

    1. Also side note it is such a cool fucking detail that when you reload the gun with a full chamber the characters check if there are any bullets in there

      1. Lowkey, RE has always had insane gun animations. The gun animations are so accurate in even OG4 that people who are historical firearms experts think it’s impressive.

  262. Considering how they handled RE3make I was a bit worried how they will handle the RPD building in 9 but it was so fucking good. Not nostalgia bait at all and it awakens appropriate reactions from our old action movie star Leon who until now just throws one liners since 4

  264. It’s really great that Trump and Hegseth are apparently the only two people in the government who think this is a war. I might have thought congress grew a spine for a second.

  265. If somebody assassinated Trump, they’d never fucking find him because nobody in the government is good at their job or qualified for fucking shit any more.

  266. John Carlson just casually getting traded at 1am. Other than that, this deadline has been ass

  267. Well, the Cubans all wanted to be conservatives. Have fun when your island gets blown to shit by the pedo in chief. Serves you right for being race traitors, I was never racist for saying Cubans can go fuck themselves. They literally did.

  268. “Anything that gets my family more than 4 hours of power a day is welcomed here”

    Yeah, don’t worry buddy. You’ll get your 4 hours of power, there will just be a bunch of hotels full of billionaires sex trafficking children on the island too

  271. Welp fuck you Trumpsrael. My family privately murmured because we got relatives working in middle East warning us to stock up on supplies because of potential inflation due to middle East crisis.

  275. Fuck let me contact aliens so they could destroys Israel or something.

  277. I’m now at the lab section of Leon post the garbage dump. Probably really close to the end but gotta leave for werk shift

  278. Every single Trump voter got what they wanted. Unfortunately, they’re all too fucked in the head because daddy was off dicking down his mistress instead of being home with them so they’re all insecure dumb cunt crybabies who are incapable of realizing Trump doesn’t like you just because he’s also racist.

  279. This is in no way the longest RE game but it sure isn’t short either. Peeps be like how have you not beat it yet back in day 2…

  280. This is in no way the longest RE game but it sure isn’t short either. Peeps be like how have you not beat it yet back in day 2…

    1. Because why review something that is going to be offline and unplayable in a month

  283. Harby the game is not longer or shorter than any other modern RE. I beat it in 11h

    1. and that considering the amount of meandering lost as a stray dog in the Raccoon City pseudo-open area

      1. That part they really should have cut or changed into something around the police station

        1. it took me a goddamn eternity to find the third relay, it was so obnoxiously hidden

          1. Which one was it? I actually did the most obvious one with the mortar's last lol

          2. there were two on the streets, and one behind a generator on the rooftop

          3. I know, I mean which one did you struggle to find? Was it the sky scraper one with the glass shit? I fell off one of the bridges into a broken window to my death like 3 times after beating all the zombies lol

          4. it was the one behind the generator, I think it was the glass floor crap.

            I just sniped after dying in that section as well

          5. I had a god damn Tom & Jerry death when I shot a thing on the ceiling, it fell on the glass floor, and then I fell to my death

          6. That section is built for comedy lol. It's a cool idea, but man

  284. I saw this article about “Major Law College requires all Law students to be ‘politically aligned with Trump’ or they won’t be admitted”

    The entire comment section is just people going “It’s Liberty, not shocked at all.”

      1. Yeah, it’s Liberty. Even the school I went to in Texas (which leans conservative) has jokes about Liberty University.

        There’s an old traditional joke about Liberty at A&M that goes (paraphrasing probably)

        “You can tell somebody went to Liberty because they’re yelling about the the Bible on a street corner.”

          1. Incredibly ironic. They are a borderline Christian Nationalist institution.

  285. I guess Harby didn't notice who he fought against during the Metal Gear knife fight

  286. One of my biggest sports pet peeves is dudes on big contracts saying “I wanna win”

    If you wanna win so fucking bad, take the vet min and let us build a super team or fuck off you rich asshole.

  287. You're right Satty Marathon only has 100,000 players on launch day on Steam maybe it's better on console but I don't know what they're going to do now

    1. I hate to say it but I think people just have MMO-ified these live service games (all MP games are live service now)

      They all take too much time investment to get into, so you just go back to the one you and your friends like. It’s why zero MMO’s challenged WOW for like 15 years even though WOW itself post Cataclysm is hardly considered an amazing MMO

  288. But does that mean I should buy it so I can play before it gets canned? Hmmmm

  289. @disqus_Urj1irkV7G:disqus@disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus

    Sorry, no Train Dreams review yet. I fell asleep 10 minutes in (not from the movie, just certified narcolepsy moment)

    1. Sharks got Justin WOOOOOOOOO from the Jets though. You don’t think AHL 3rd pairing for AHL 3rd line pairing defensemen is a banger trade?

  293. I’m sorry but Conservatives don’t get to claim Sydney Sweeney as one of their own. She’s a tax breaks for me conservative, not a “I want fire and brimstone and for everyone beneath me to die horribly in the name of god”
    Conservative. Unless a woman looks and acts like Cristi Noam they don’t get to claim them. If Sydney Sweeney gets maga face then they can claim her, but until that day, she’s just another rich asshole.

  294. I finished Weapons. I didn't think the ending was surprising or shocking at all but maybe that's because I'm used to watching anime.

    1. It’s not the ending being a twist or “surprising” that makes it good. It’s the fact they managed to make something genuinely unnerving and also fucking hilarious at the same time work.

      1. I don't know. To me it was like Midsommar but self aware and I didn't find it funny. Also I hated Midsommar but this didn't generate a response at all. It was fine I guess.

        1. Midsommar is not a good movie up to the point of that ending. Weapons earns it by being a genuinely good horror film up to that point.

  295. This is the best time in US history to be a kidnapper or serial killer. The FBI straight up will not find you unless you turn yourself in.

  296. Satty will rage but I got Zero Dawn remastered. It’s been on my list for a while and it’s probably at the lowest price it’ll ever be at

    1. Why would I rage? I don’t get the point of buying the remaster, you have a PS4, the game is probably 2 cents at gamestop

      1. Because it has all the DLC and it got significant performance and graphic boosts. All for $29

  297. There’s probably so many copies in the gamestop used section they stopped taking it for trade ins lol

    1. When you’re in 2035 in a FIFA save and Joao Felix is at West Ham

  299. Extraction shooters should have real economies, much more player interaction outside of combat zones, actual missions and possibly a seamless open world. They're just so one dimensional.

    1. Because like I said to Oface, “extraction shooter” isn’t a genre. It’s one game mode type from a 90’s shooter nobody played.

  300. I’ma be honest, I also don’t think Gen Z’ers and younger really like playing online games. Everyone that age I know plays SP games while they’re on a discord call with their friends. I hear nobody talk about games like Marathon or Highguard.

      1. The people playing Fortnite still are Jimmy’s kid’s ages. None of the teenagers at my work played fortnite or roblox or COD. They were all into Stardew and other cozy indie games or like Dark Souls/Hollow Knight type games.

        But my previous comment is wrong. I should have said that the MP games people younger than us play are all games they have played forever. You’re not getting a kid who grew up on Forknife to switch to Marathon.

        1. Annecdotal. I don't know any kids that play that either just like I don't know anyone that ever played GTA online, but that doesn't mean it's not big with that gen

  302. Just another instance of me being right and everybody having to wait a while for me to not seem reactionary and salty. Almost 70% of Americans of Cuban descent voted for Trump. Have fun when your homeland looks like a WW1 battlefield of 300 feet they fought a year and a half over.

  303. What am I saying, these fucking pigs probably think “Cuba should be destroyed anyway” because immigrants in the US love pulling the ladder up behind them as much they love being racist to other Latinos.

  304. TBH, I don’t think Timothee Chalets saying opera and ballet are irrelevant should be the reason people go “Oh my god, is he out of touch?”

    People can say “Oh but he shouldn’t say that” just because people go to ballets and operas still. But like, he’s not wrong. They’re far from mainstream relevant and you are even less likely to make money in that than acting. It’s like getting mad at people for not thinking every generic blues rock band that only appeals to people who dropped too much acid listening to Zeppelin in the 70’s and type “This is why rock has no balls any more” on every indie song in which the distortion isn’t cranked the second the song starts deserves to be big.

  305. Reading the Cuba sub, these people know absolutely NOTHING about Trump. It’s actually kinda sad tbh.

  306. Anybody who doesn’t think Trump wants that island purely so him and his billionaire buddies can rape it with casinos and shitty resorts and syphon all the profits back to the US shouldn’t be allowed to live and should be euthanized on the spot frankly.

  307. I think my roommate was having sex with her BF while I was still in the apartment.
    They were loud and dirty talking.
    It was making me uncomfortable so I left.
    Pretty sure they saw me, buy I had my back to them the entire time til I was out the door.

  308. And for anybody who is gonna say I’m wrong about Latinos being racist to each other, give me a fucking break and join reality, please. I’ve seen way more Latinos be casually racist to Latinos from different countries than them than I’ve straight up heard white people even be racist around me and that’s not hyperbole.

    I’m not saying that every Latino is racist against others. There’s a ton that want solidarity too. But there is an unfortunate reality that toxic masculinity is a gigantic problem in Latino culture and that adds to it.

  309. I think MP gaming gradually became co-op and PC centric and the days of console PvP shooters like COD and Halo are at an end but I wouldn't say they're less popular.

    1. Maybe not less popular but it’s definitely what I’ve been saying. MP games used to be like Halo where you’d play the SP and then go back to the MP when you were between games or just wanted to chill with friends and you moved on eventually.

      Now MP games are massive time sinks like MMO’s. There’s a reason only 1 MMO is allowed to be huge at a time and why nothing else can break into the space. If you have 6 years in Fortnite with all your skins and potentially money spent, you’re not jumping ship to Marathon unless all your friends also do.

      1. Yes but I also think it's actually the opposite. "flavour of the month" games tend to really well because you play them co-op with all your friends then you move onto the next flavour of the month game so titles in general have less staying power. Fortnite and Roblox notably have thousands of user made games within the game and Genshin etc. relies on major title updates to bring players back.

  310. European movies have so much pointless nudity. They had to get hundreds of naked men on a beach for this opening panning sequence and then just cut to the actual beginning.

  311. I was also watching The Baader Meinholf Complex recently for the first time and it begins with their family on a nude beach for no reason and then cuts to the actual movie.

    1. In AP german we watched a German movie where we had to sign a parental consent form because there was a scene where thy run through an apartment complex and a random couple is just fucking and they show it for no reason lmao. Reminded me of that but I forget the movie.

    1. Nintendo is so litigiously draconian they think they can sue Trump for money that the government doesn’t have lol

        1. Into the pockets of the Epstein class. People think the tariffs are about Trump being an idiot but it’s probably cleared billions just from stock market manipulation.

          1. So was this all a plot to siphon as much from the country as possible before plunging it into disrepair and trapping us in an unwinnable war.

          2. No, the end goal is for America to be so weak that China and Russia become the world’s super powers and Russia gets to geopolitically isolate itself.

  313. If I had a time machine, I’m going back in time and making America lose the Mexican-American war so that we don’t gain control of Texas.

  314. If I had a time machine, I’m going back in time and making America lose the Mexican-American war so that we don’t gain control of Texas.

  315. I genuinely hope every person (Vadee) who both sides-d this shit gets fucking decked. Remember when gas going up a cent was worthy of everyone slapping anti-Biden stickers on every gas pump?

    Conservatives are nothing but a fucking cancer on society that needs to be fucking exterminated for good. Remember when Vader and Frank and twas “Guaranteed we’d get into another in a week” with Biden in charge. Remember when people were mad about the price of eggs. The entire conservative platform is a bunch of bitch made man baby dumb cunts whose heads are fucked from posting racist memes on facebook in between doing TRT.

  316. If I was President, every man doing gear or TRT or getting hair plugs would be put in a concentration camp like they want to do to trans people. Insecure men are the biggest threat to humanity’s continued existence.

  317. I’m starting to hate the poor as much as I hate the rich. They’re just as culpable for this bullshit as the rich are.

  318. It should genuinely be illegal to have more than 2 kids and people actually say that is a negative of living in China. Having any more than 3 is irresponsible and unnecessary.

  319. It's weird how there are so many stories about the trojan war in particular and basically nothing else until the second half of the first millennium. Anyway it's great just how historically accurate the production design in this is.

    1. At the end of the day, the Trojan War is basically the only relevant event in Greek history. Sure there’s tons of important people and events that happened before and after, but the trojan war is the only period in Greek history worthy of basing the entire mythos on.

  320. The biggest disaster in the history of North America was actually France losing the seven years war

    1. The actual biggest disaster is America passing Citizens United in court. Ensured nobody would ever actually care about representing anything but making money.

  321. Imagine a world without either the American or French revolutions. Germany wouldn't even exist.

    1. Well congrats. Would have been awesome if you weren’t gonna get an immediate cease and desist for sharing it online like a dumb fuck

      1. It's also already been patched but it would've been useful for PS3 emulation

    2. Well congrats. Would have been awesome if you weren’t gonna get an immediate cease and desist for sharing it online like a dumb fuck

  323. I feel so bad for all the Trump voters who didn't get anything they wanted. No one will care about politics when all faith in democracy is dead.

    1. Every Trump voter could be rolled into a fucking ditch and shot tomorrow and it would be nothing but a 100% positive result. Stop acting like voting for Trump isn’t a personality flaw. It is. Only dumb fucking racist shitheads voted for him.

  324. If you want to see the archetype Trump supporter look at Joe Rogan. Just a dumb ass fucking Gen X retard who has had their brain melted from half their life being posting bad faith shit tier AI slop facebook misinformation memes and doing too much male gender affirming care, which they hate unless it means getting TRT

  325. Sorry about the ranting but I’m in a ridiculously bad mood today

  331. Honestly, why would I be in a good mood. I can’t get my medication but it’s fine for a bunch of rich cunt nepo pedophile retards to run around talking about doing drugs on their other rich nepo cunt’s podcast and grift billions from my fucking tax money and about 40% of the country is literally ok with Trump creating biblical Armageddon because they’re brainwashed by a bunch or Russian bot AI meme slop. I’d rather fucking die right now than pretend to be happy

  332. What a boring deadline in the NHL. But my god do we need to fire this retarded GM

  334. Gas is about to be $5 a gallon here but the same retards who voted for this shit are the ones who want to whine “Stop making everything about politics, who cares” now IE dumb fucking cunts

  335. And I don’t feel sorry for Cubans at all. This is what they want so like all Trump supporters they can get absolutely fucked by their own actions. Womp womp hope your island gets turned to a casino pedo trafficking operation and you still have no food or electricity.

  336. Reading the Cuba sub is so fucking funny. They genuinely think China is worse than the US el oh el. I guess dumb cunts are dumb cunts everywhere.

    1. I don’t even watch youtube any more. It’s nothing but fucking garbage slop ads but we have to self censor “blood” everybody who supports this shit is a fucking fascist, I’m sorry.

  338. “Finally the USA understands we hate this regime and anything is better than what we currently have. Cubans cannot be allowed to run Cuba, e must have outside help, ourselves being in charge always ends the same way”

    What, you mean the economy that was entirely propped up by American capitalism and borderline plantation slave labor from Afro-cubans and never recovered won’t be fixed by overthrowing the current regime? It can’t be that 3/4s of your population revel in being race traitors huh? Again, have fun when the Havana strip with a Hard rock cafe and 14 Trump hotels is the only part of the island that isn’t destitute like it is now. At least Daddy Trump will love you, right. Kill your fucking selves.

  339. “Communism is so much worse than capitalism. The American dream is real, you just have to work for it.”

    I hope your country gets fucking bombed to ashes.

  340. Yep. All these people on the cuban sub are race traitor boot lickers. Hope their island gets fucking used for nuclear testing by Israel.

  341. “Oh Satty’s soooo racist.”

    he hates Latinos

    I hate everyone who is a dumb cunt and unfortunately their country seems to be fucking full of them

    1. I didn’t say you’re a fascist for watching youtube. I’m saying it’s fascism to make people self censor out of corporate interest and literally nothing else.

  344. Like these people are showing pictures of Castro’s relatives eating good food on their yacht and being like “American elites would NEVER flex their obscene wealth while others suffer!!!”

    That whole island appears to have 2 brain cells and they both came in third place.

  345. Everyone is just disconnected as fuck from reality now. Nothing matters except the fake AR I created in my head and with my phone full of twitter disinfo memes. I legit need to fucking sever my connection to society, the world doesn’t want me around any more.

  348. Satty on my next day off you wanna voice chat? I don't know maybe we can get pear there too. Mainly because I think talking to friends could help me feel better

    1. It depends on the day and time. I’d like to but it’s hard to make commitments of any kinds when I have to help my grandpa do basically everything right now.

      1. If it’s after like 8-8:30 it’s probably fine. Once he goes to bed I’m usually free.

        1. I actually genuinely want to but the last thing I’d want is to have you on voice call and have to leave for 40 minutes to take care of his oxygen levels or something.

          2. He’s good generally. He just can’t walk alone or get up alone and sometimes I have to take care of his blood sugar or oxygen or other things and usually that’s a pain in the ass. But we can make plans and hopefully I won’t have too much trouble

  350. Small rant. Why the fuck is the exercise bike in the goddamn hallway. I keep getting hit in the leg or dick because of this. Why does my nephew put his shit in the most inconvenient places. I'm fucking tired of getting hit. Like I'm fucking clumsy so that being there is just asking for me to get hurt

    1. I would have already picked that shit up and gone off on somebody for putting it there. How does it not take up the whole hallway?

  351. Cooking youtube is just like guitar youtube.

    There’s like exactly 1 or 2 decent creators and the rest are some combination of

    – Rage bait people who do stupid shit like leave a sticker at the bottom of the pan they’re cooking in.

    – People who are just grumpy old guys that think everything sucks

    – Guitar youtube has hot goth OF girls that learned one Metallica song and are now richer than every musician who actually tries in the world

    Cooking youtube has those buff dudes that have no idea where to put a fucking eggplant when they’re peeling it

      1. You can eat the eggplant skin, but most uses you have to remove it because it won’t cook properly inside of something with the skin on.

        And I love eggplant but I’m picky about it being cooked right. If you don’t cook it until it becomes slightly caramelized it just tastes like mushy seeds.

    1. And by caramelized, I don’t mean like the candy type of caramel lol. It means breaking down a fruit or vegetable until its proteins break down and it gets soft.

    1. I would make you eggplant Parmesan. I learned from my grandma and it’s one of my favorite dishes to cook

  354. And I’m not saying there aren’t tons of talented female guitarists, but you know the ones. Girl, nobody wears their guitar so low you can see your cleavage clearly, you’re not being subtle.

  357. Our WBC team is so stacked dude.

    A top of the lineup consisting of Whit Jr/Betts/Harper/Judge/Trout is fucking disgusting. Literally 5 generational superstars in a row. Everyone but Japan and Dominican Republic is mega cooked

    1. It's very fun and experimental. One of the writers I was a fan of his work when he worked for cracked before they fired all the people I liked

  363. And no, Alex Kurtzman has never made a single good thing in his miserable life. His career is a fucking masterclass, and I mean a true masterclass in failing upward because of nepotism.

    He “worked” on a Beautiful Mind which besides being oscar bait trash, he somehow parlayed barely being involved in that movie into a career that, despite never making ANYTHING of value he continually gets handed massive IP’s and franchises.

    This is the list of stuff he’s worked on and as Prof. Ian Malcom would say, “That’s one huge pile of shit”

    – All 3 Bay Transformer movies
    – Amazing Spider-Man 2
    – Mission Impossible 3 (the worst one)
    – Cowboys and Aliens
    – The Life, a show that was very famously cancled DURING the live airing of it’s first episode
    – Just about every single one of the top 10 worst rated Star Trek things
    – he took over as show runner of Sleepy Hollow and every single person who watched that show says it immediately went from a decent, fun show to dogshit immediately

      1. And I purposely left out that he was the runner of the Universal Dark Universe because it proves my point you said wow and that wasn’t even included

          1. The ending of S1 of Star Trek Picard is literally a 1 for 1 rip off of the plot of Mass Effect 1 lmao

          3. I was sitting there like James cameron “I start to see things I recognize”

          5. That might work for Lords of Shadow. It won’t work for the most popular franchise of an entire generation lol

    1. Thank god His stupid MAGA ass is gone. I’ve been done with him since he demanded we get Pierce as coach. The fact we got two firsts for a guy who has never contributed to a winning team once in his life is robbery.

  370. If bro is sick of playing for losers he’s gonna love playing with a team that has had a generational QB for a decade and never made the super bowl

  371. “They only get a small window to make money so I won’t fault anybody for getting the bag”

    Whatever fuck off. If you can’t live off 75 million for at least 4 generations your family are just retards.

  372. The Ravens fans who think this dude is on the same tier as Parsons/Watt/Garett are so coping. He’s a great player on some truly awful teams that doesn’t actually elevate said team.

    2. Crosby isn’t as much of a Championship factor as Ravens fans wanna believe.

  379. I feel like shows like Chicago Party Aunt and Hoops aren’t real. Like if I click, they don’t actually exist and the simulation has to generate something for you to watch so it doesn’t break the simulation.

        1. I mean, I technically do have the power to create asian girls. Or at least half asian

      2. If the simulation wants to throw me a bone it can. Hasn’t yet so I wouldn’t count on it

  381. I feel like deliberately trying to copy a show that itself hasn’t been liked by the vast majority of people in like 20 years is kinda asinine. How many people are clamoring for Family Guy but somehow worse?

    I hate being the “Western media bad, glorious nippon art good” guy but there’s a reason why anime took off. People who like animation basically get nothing of value from western animation besides like maybe 1 good movie that wins the Oscar and like maybe 1 ok Pixar movie every 6 years

  382. Family Guy is probably the best “clip farm show” because the funniest parts are random cutaways that need zero context.

  390. Like the Pitt has 15 episode seasons every year because it’s made by industry vets that are used to pumping out 40 episode copaganda show seasons annually. There’s no way the Pitt is any harder or easier to make than Pluribus, only difference is you don’t have people trying to GRRM their own show.

  392. I have zero energy right now so literally doing anything around the house makes me feel ridiculously fatigued. It’s so fucking hard being tired like this. I could sleep for 20 hours and still be tired right now

        1. I’m like 1 guy smirking at me in a certain way from being bi so… Ya know.

          7. It feels like taking advantage of someone who’s brain isn’t fully developed. Plus knowing someone was in diapers when I was a 18 makes me go oof

  397. It’s actually so down played how good Machado is at 3rd because Arenado plays in the same League and he was eating every gold and Platinum glove in the NL at third for a decade straight, but he is an elite third baseman.

    1. Nah, I’m actually straight as fuck lol. Much to the unfortunate detriment of my dating life.

  401. Thanks phone for dropping two words worth of inputs so I sound like a cave man

      1. I’m actually writing comments on a cave wall and AI is translating it

    1. I actually don’t like tomboys at all lol. I’m fine with people being themselves but I don’t wanna date a bro who likes football. If I’m with a girl and she starts talking about how my team needs to fire their OC, I’m just dating a dude.

        1. I don’t think it’s sexist to say I prefer women who act feminine. It’s jus personal preference. If I said “All femoids need to wear dresses and be a trad wife” that would be sexist lol

    1. That’s what happened lol. Also, Shakespeare smoking weed is a massive misconception that the internet loves to push. They wouldn’t have had marijuana in Shakespeare’s time, it was from deep in the Asian Jungles.

        1. They found dry leaves and seeds in some of his confirmed writings and books and people for some reason jumped to “Shakespeare was a stoner”

  411. Fitzgerald seriously has no idea what he's doing. 2OA pick is a free agent this offseason and he's all like "he's with our team until he's not" tf you mean

  412. I didn't think this man could be worse than Joe Schoen but here we are. This dude has completely fumbled a core of hockey players

  415. I mean, it’s not impossible that he had come across weed because it did exist in Europe at the time, but I seriously doubt random people were using it recreationally in the 1400’s

  417. But he actually did create the term eyeball and that’s not an internet lie lol

      1. Yep. There wasn’t an official translation of that word to English at the time. Of course it existed in other languages but it wasn’t a direct translation to eyeball

          1. Bruh, Sir Isaac Newton discovered the idea of gravitational pull and then invented fucking differential calculous just to prove it lmao

  423. I mean, I realize it kinda sounds like that but legitimately I hate the misinformation around him. People created fanfic in their heads about him and the internet just took it as fact

  424. Also, let’s be real, there are like 4 stories you can tell in the 1400’s and one of the themes has to be “Is man born gud or ebil”

  434. The shit that makes me think it’s not just the emigrants being trump nut huggers is that a lot of this sub seems to think that being a homeless person in America is better than living in Cuba. A guy got downvoted almost 50 times for essentially saying that they’re delusional for thinking that rich people in America don’t do the same shit as the Castro family does to cuba.

  436. Like none of them seem to understand the reality that a homeless Cuban immigrant is getting snatched up by Ice fucking instantly lol. So maybe they don’t speak for all Cubans but people bringing up the truth about Trump seem to be downvoted a whole lot

  438. Every time a major storm hits some shit hole southern or midwestern state I just think “oops too bad. Hopefully you didn’t vote for the worst cunts ever who won’t abandon you.”

    Fucking poor dickheads bitch nonstop about California. Ok, then pay for your own fucking shit then Arkansas you fucking charity case poor redneck cunts.

  442. Also, now that I know what that term means, how are any of my characters that? Name one female character I’ve written that puts other women down to be with a guy?

  445. Then what is, tell me since apparently you are the master of what this term means

  447. Who is BP? Brad Pitt? Are we still allowed to talk about him with anything other than contemptuous mild outrage?

  448. I was gonna make a comment earlier that after the BAFTA thing he absolutely is but I didn’t want to be called problematic

  449. My best picture ranking so far

    1. OBAA
    2.Sinners
    3. Bugonia
    4. Frankenstein
    16. F1

  450. And I don’t even think it’s as big of a gap for me as it is for Frank. Like I have literally defended Sinners from the hot take merchants (Karma) tying to say it’s just Black Panther again

  451. I’ll be big sad if Frankenstein doesn’t win best Costume Design. Every single Mia Goth outfit in that movie was a Sattycore banger.

  452. When she’s bloody at the end and her dress gets layered red and white. I was like “Del Toro is a man who fucking gets me”

  453. I genuinely wish Weapons was there instead of F1 because then my list wouldn’t feel so bleh

  454. I don’t remember his name, I just knew I didn’t expect his lack of melanin.

  456. There’s something morbidly funny about the fact that Cristi Noem is essentially testifying in front of Congress if her and her boy toy bought a fuck plane with our tax money

  457. It’s also really funny these cuban cucks still think America is a meritocracy. Again, I didn’t realize that you can be poor and out of touch too, so thanks Cuba for making me realize this.

      1. No, actually worse. They crushed up a can of Pringles and then put dry yeast and the crumbles into the pringles can and then put it in the oven and claimed it made a loaf of… Pringle Bread?????

        I literally said out loud “There’s no way the yeast survived that.”

    1. I’m also 99% sure you cannot heat a pringle can hot enough to make the yeast expand.

    1. I did watch it. I literally sighed and said “Oh my god” when she said “oh wow, that’s delicious” it looked like a burnt tube of bike gear grease

  463. Words don’t describe how fucking much I hate the “nobody wants to work any more” conservative bs. Every time I go somewhere, somebody is working there so clearly people want to work still. You’re the one sucking AI dick so kill your fucking self

  466. I really do need to make a Simpson’s “Hey, read the sign pal” meme with text that says “Don’t ask me about why disqus sucks”

  469. Can’t wait for all the diaspora Trump voters to get deported back to the island once we take over. Probably blame communists for that too because Capitalism is the best according to a cuban dude in Miami who constantly complains about how expensive it is

  472. Chelsea spent 60 million on Fofana/Tosin/Badiashille you literally could have bought the best Left Back in the world AND Marquinhos for less than that. Just stupid, stupid fucking buying.

    1. Brock is unironically the hardest Gym leader if you chose Charmander. Roxanne is the hardest gym leader in Gen 3 but Combuskin gets double kick which gives it rock type coverage that Charmander doesn’t get.

      1. And also you can find a random Wingull that has water gun that is 4x effective

        1. Yeah, onyx is crazy tough for a fire type with no rock coverage. And no physical/special split? Onyx is basically the final boss of the early game lol

          6. You’re using scratch and Ember like “Wow, my pokemons are so cool and strong” and Onyx is like “Oh yeah, you wanna use scratch huh? Against my 135 base defense huh? Beat it kid”

          8. I definitely love JRPGs because of Pokemon. They trojan horsed the JRPG into us with a monster collecting game.

  476. I picked up my cousin’s bass and learned how to play Hand of Doom by ear from listening to the song and he was like “I hate you.” Lol

      1. The best one was when I learned American life by Primus by ear in like 5 minutes and he said “It took me 4 months to learn the hammer-on pull-off patterns”

        And I just said “Skill issue” lol

          1. My cousin is pretty good at bass but when I first got here I was like “Your technique is trash dawg” and I pretty much fixed it.

          2. My cousin is pretty good at bass but when I first got here I was like “Your technique is trash dawg” and I pretty much fixed it.

  477. Also, lowkey I haven’t played a song for my mom since I decided to write a serious song and she said “Oh cool it’s like a parody of a sad song”

  478. When he first showed me his new (to me) bass and he played something he was like “Why are you looking at me like that?” And I said “Because I really wanna move your thumb lower.” Lol

  479. DPC: I’m glad I can say I never really liked Bill Burr freely now since he took the Saudi gig. A lot of people on my Dad and Step-dad’s side of the family are from Massachusetts and hearing Bill Burr just reminds me of hearing my Step-Dad’s loud mouth ass family that’s just fucking grating after 30 minutes. I never found him funny.

  480. If you ever see a comedian that claims that “They can’t say what they want to” anymore, on their 65 million dollar netflix special you just know they’re mega washed.

  481. Like Kevin Hart in his last stand up did a bit about cancel culture.

    Go. Fuck. Yourself.

    You are on my TV goddamn every fucking commercial break. Who is trying to cancel you Kevin? Are they in the room with us now?

  482. It’s hilarious those two already jumped on the alt right grift wagon. It’s like the second you beat women or be an anti-vaxxer the alt right grift calls to you like the fucking Green Goblin Mask

  483. There was probably hella discourse about Danhousen’s debut and now the crowd is literally building with anticipation every single time he does the curse gimmick lol.

      1. I don’t think he’s debut was even that bad, I just don’t think most of the people knew who he was. I laughed at the bad pyro, it was clearly on purpose

          3. Also, the road to Wrestlemania when people aren’t super thrilled about the current product is not the best time to debut your weird niche comedy mid-carder who hasn’t been on tv in like 3 years

  485. I am eating a peanut butter and honey (the food, not my cat) and I may have just inadvertantly discovered cheeze it’s with honey (the food) is fire.

      1. She didn’t hang around today. She only came around for feeding time. I looked at her like “Hi Honey. Convenient time for you to show up.”

  487. Like genuinely I’m not mentally ill besides having depression. I’m not bi polar or anything. When I go on these rants it’s not because I’m mentally ill, I’m just a fucking asshole sometimes.

      1. IDK. I think blaming me being frustrated with everything and everyone on mental illness is a copout. I’m just fucking done with everyone tbh

        1. I think you acting like it's not mental illness is a cop out. Because a lot of people are done with everything and everyone. My coworkers forget my food every day, my family didn't even have an xmas stocking for me but did for the nazi and a dead animal. You think I'm not tired of the world too? I hate how everything in America is. I hate that before I hoped violence would be unnecessary but clearly the only endgame is violence. I'm very disappointed in humanity. I am honestly having a crisis of faith. But you don't see me having episodes and saying some of what you say.

          1. Because I’m an asshole that doesn’t particularly care if people online think I’m unhinged. I’ve been saying the end game is violence since 2019 and I got banned for it constantly.

          2. You got banned because you didn't stop and interrupted conversations people were having. I also didn't agree with your banning. I had numerous talks about it to stray. Then I gave up because he is just as stubborn as you.

            yeah the asshole thing is a coconut.

      1. It’s a channel that dissects the theory behind game music. Like, it’s a niche af channel but I’m a mega dork who like music and video games so yes I wanna watch a video about the theory behind Majora’s Mask music

  493. I’m also completely over having mock empathy for certain people. I ran out of empathy for Cubans after reading that sub. They genuinely think Daddy Trump will fix everything.

      1. It is though. The vast majority of American redditors hate Trump, the vast majority of Americans hate Trump too, but that 30% is given power because of our shitty system.

        Sorry, but I’m inclined to believe that the majority of Cuba thinks that Trump will fox everything. A lot of that might be desperation more than liking Trump, but at the end of the day, they’re completely misinformed to the point I don’t have a ton of sympathy.

        1. It isn't. Believe what you want but you're just as misinformed. They want people against each other so they don't do anything about them. That's how fascism wins.

        2. If this is true the Texas reddit would mean Texas is a bright blue state

      1. From what I heard pretty mediocre, with meh animation. I just wanna watch it because lore and canon to the games.

  495. I genuinely don’t understand how you get a show picked up for 2 seasons immediately and don’t have a plan for S2 yet. How the fuck do people make stories without planning them out, before I write one of my shitty short stories I write down every character, their arc, their motivations and the overall plot.

    This is for my shitty writing, not a multi million dollar production. How are you gonna write a story that’s supposed to be over multiple parts and you have no idea what the second part’s story is? These companies need to get back to forcing these “people” to make a season of a show a year again. Enough with this dogshit. By the time Pluribus S2 comes out, literally nobody will care about this show

  496. Pluribus is literally 90% people standing around and talking, why does it need 3 years between seasons

  497. I mean genuinely, authors that write 800 page epics work faster than 1 release every 3 years

  498. I’m glad the Cubans all voted for Trump. Have fun with supreme leader Rubio you wannabe fascist cucks.

  499. I’m glad the Cubans all voted for Trump. Have fun with supreme leader Rubio you wannabe fascist cucks.

    1. And don’t come at me with “This doesn’t represent all Cubans, just the ones that left” whatever. If you wanna be a dumb ass and bury your head in the sand you can but don’t complain to me when you get sand in your teeth

  500. These fucking losers genuinely think their lives are gonna improve lol. Have fun. I’ll think about your dogshit island less than I already do.

  502. If you think things are gonna improve under Rubio, you genuinely should be shot and used for fertilizer for my fucking sugar cane. Only thing of use that shithole island makes anyway

  503. If you think things are gonna improve under Rubio, you genuinely should be shot and used for fertilizer for my fucking sugar cane. Only thing of use that shithole island makes anyway

  504. Don’t even fucking reply to me tbh. These people are all mega cucked.

  505. One person constantly getting downvoted for replying “The Epstein class will definitely help this island and not exploit the fuck out of it.”

  506. “Living homeless on the streets of Miami is better than having a home in Cuba”

    I didn’t know it was possible to be so poor you’re out of touch too

  507. I’m genuinely starting to hate poor people as much as I hate rich people.

  508. Just a bunch of uneducated dumb cunts who think they’re one Trump tariff check TM away from being at the elite table.

  509. “He hates all the same skin colors as me so obviously he would love me if we met”

  510. Genuinely imagine how fucking stupid you have to be to make that comment about a potential Trump regime lmao. Cucked poor losers.

  511. “Trump would NEVER flaunt his stolen wealth while people suffer”

    I genuinely wish I could murder people indiscriminately like our government does. There would be a lot of fucking purging going on

    1. And the stripes are obviously part of the set too lol no fucking wonder this country went to fucking shit. People’s brains are fucking fried with zero critical thinking skills

  513. I can’t even blame boomers and Gen x’ers any more. I genuinely think Gen Z’ers are just as brainrotted and incapable of critical thinking as Boomers are.

  514. The first people on my hit list are anybody who has unironically utetered the words “I want the government to be run like a business”

    So you want the government to be run like a company where the CEO has zero accountability and they can waste millions of dollars and then lay you off instead of the people whose fault it was? Congrats. You got it and it fucking sucks. I hope you lose your homes.

  515. Just uneducated fucking poor people fucking everything up as much as the elites are.

  516. The good news is that if there’s a draft, all our gen Z losers surely won’t win a war so at least Iran is safe.

  517. People always quote SOAD nowadays “Why do they always send the poor?”

    Because poor, uneducated people are the only people dumb and racist enough to vote for a billionaire and pretend he cares about them just because he also hates people with Melanin.

  518. I’m in my new era. I’ve been complaining about rich people so long I forgot I could be hating poor people too

  519. The Cuba sub proved that some people are poor because they’re too fucking stupid to have any money.

  520. And for anybody gonna say “oh so you hate DK now” or whatever, no. DK is in a bad situation. He’s not a hateful moron.

  521. Lincoln is lowkey the worst President in US history. He should have told the south they can stay fucked off

  522. Get fucked Dana “rapist apologist who is on the Epstein list and doesn’t pay anybody” White. Your wittle white house event fell through huh? Maybe you should stop backing a demented war monger. Sucks to feel the consequences of your actions huh you fucking wife beating bald subhuman trash

  523. Whatever who cares. Anybody still watching UFC has an ankle monitor and isn’t allowed within 500 feet of a school, any of the local weed dispensaries or any place that sells monster energy

  524. I actually hope cubans get taken over by us and it’s just pure fascism. Maybe they’ll beg for a Castro regime again in 15 years. Dumb fucking cucks.

  525. How fast would I get banned on the Cuba sub if I made a post “Trump said he was going to visit the 6 servicemen killed in Iran, but instead he’s at his country club playing golf”

    I bet some fucking poor ass Cuban cuck would say “You’re just a communist sympathizer”

  526. How fast would I get banned on the Cuba sub if I made a post “Trump said he was going to visit the 6 servicemen killed in Iran, but instead he’s at his country club playing golf”

    I bet some fucking poor ass Cuban cuck would say “You’re just a communist sympathizer”

  527. Whatever. Maybe I shouldn’t be mad. Irrelevant garbage island with irrelevant garbage people who send their shit hole MAGA voters over here. Fuck em.

  529. In other news, I’m rooting for Chelsea over Wrexham because I hate Ryan Reynolds and Rob McelTRT more than I hate Russian oil oligarchs.

  530. Don Hutchinson is announcing the game so this shit getting muted instantly

  532. Showing Ryan Reynolds on TV constantly is the male version of Taylor Swift being shown during the super bowl

  534. Chelsea fucking sucks and so does Rosenior. Why do these clubs go for absolute dogshit hipsters managers like him?

  535. I opened my bedroom window and Honey was on the outside sill meowing for breakfast lmao

      1. They learned the meta, just annoy me while I’m watching sports in my room and I’ll feed you. She taught Henry it too

  537. I know they’re not technically “my” cats but I enjoy having them around. I wish I could let them in occasionally but Henry doesn’t want to be inside.

  538. Me too. I don’t think they actually have a home. Honey and Henry have been coming around for years.

      1. I feed them, I took Honey to the vet once when her eye was infected. Yeah, they’re my cats at this point

  539. I feel bad because I have to take their food away. I wish I could leave some dry food for them during the day but I don’t want raccoons.

      1. Yeah, if I leave the trash cans on the side of the house, the raccoons try to get into it.

          1. Thanks! My tax return was $500. But made sure I also have enough money for food and other stuff first. Wasn't gonna buy it if I would only have $100 left in my account but all the extra work I did for 2 weeks made my check decent

  543. I wanna get a switch 2 but there are nowhere near enough games for me to justify it yet

  547. Also, I sweat so goddamn much at night and I wake up fucking freezing all the time. I’m not exactly sure why my dumb ass was ok living like this before I had the medicine in the first place.

      1. Thanks. I just hope it doesn’t suck the fun out of NIN for me. I should be fine but I’ll probably be wiped out.

          1. It’s generally fine but the constant fatigue is a pain in the ass. My friends wanna hang out today and I’m just like “let me get back to you on that.”

          2. I felt constant fatigue from working so much but at least my days off made me feel better. So it definitely must feel shitty. I really hope you can get the meds

    2. NGL, I thought you said mall and I was like “Oh fuck, two people went to a mall this weekend? Mall owners eating good”

    1. He was literally off tv for like 3 years in Khantanamo Bay and was still a top 3 merch seller in AEW. Tony is just a fucking stupid nepo baby. Danhousen was over af in AEW and they (I hate this term) benched him because he was friends with Punk.

        1. I mean, I know a lot of people think the Bucks are good and wrestlers seem to like them on a personal level, but IDK why you would fumble your entire setup and by far the biggest star your company will ever get because you’d rather side with a bunch of indie flippy cucks that don’t sell with anybody but terminally online marks.

          1. Probably because yhey were EVPs. But yeah the punk saga was so interesting because man that shit hit the fan and made them all look bad but aew more

          2. “Well Nick…”

            Buries the entire company, wrestling “journalism” and subtly the entire executive staff

          4. I mean, he let Stephanie Vaqueer do a show for him without a contract and then immediately let her go to WWE lol. Like I get she probably wanted to go there anyway but IDK how you don’t at least offer somebody who clearly has “it” like she does a massive contract when your women’s division is so starved of legit talent.

          6. Like I’m not even talking about her being gorgeous as fuck. She just has “aura” beyond being attractive.

  552. “Hey Punk huge fan. Can you sign this please?”

    “Oh of course buddy. By the way, let me tell you another thing about Scott Colton…”

          1. DPC: IDK what a dark match is and I never bothered to look it ip. I’m guessing like a match at a show that isn’t on TV?

  554. Tony Khan sucking all the charisma and ability out of Okada is also some insane work. I legit didn’t get why he was so hyped until I randomly saw him vs Omega at Wrestle Kingdom 14 I think? And I was like holy shit, Okada is actually amazing.

      1. I get part of it is he probably is getting mega pid and doesn’t care to hurt his body any more for this garbage product but how do you turn him into the dude who just says bitch? Lol

  555. DK, were you here when I randomly commented “I don’t think Jimmy would survive seeing Stephanie Vaqueer” lmao. It was at like 5AM so you probably weren’t.

  556. Also, DK, i was half asleep when you said it but yeah, my mom thinking that my actually serious song was a goof kinda hurt. TBF though, it isn’t written to be a slow song.

    1. That would sting lol. Reminds of when I told someone a heartfelt thing about my mental health and about how it becomes easy to wear a mask or smile and they thought it was a line from something and said it was the funniest shit I ever said

  559. I was at the liquor store with my cousin and I cracked my beer while he was paying in line and the guy at the cash register, our friend was jokingly like “Sir, please don’t open alcohol in the store” and I said “Fuck you TJ, I got cottonmouth like a motherfucker” and a cute girl in line laughed

      1. I can make girls laugh. I made the neighbor laugh when she said “Oh he never listen” to her dog she was walking. He’s an english Sheppard and I said “you gotta talk to him in his language” and I said “Oy, come ‘ere you wankah” and he looked at me and she laughed

        I can make girls laugh. I with I was good anything else with women lok

  562. My cousin was cooking something for lunch and he had the pan on the stove with the handle out and I pushed it in sideways and he said “Are you sure you don’t have OCD?”

  565. My neighbor is definitely not a conservative so oface is wrong. I was joking with my cousin with her there and I said in Trump’s voice “Look, Iceland is very green and Greenland is very icy… One of them has to go folks.” And she laughed

      1. I mean I already knew she wasn’t because she laughed when I called Christi Noam “Genocide me Barbie”

    1. The fact people completely overlook she literally bragged about killing a puppy is insane.

      1. It's what they want. They do so much insane shit. Say so much insane shit that we're too overloaded with awful shit that we forget which one we're mad at

          1. One thing that bothers me about thr dog thing is didn't she casually mention it in a book? Like who was that for? No one wants or likes dead doggies

          2. Literally, gleefully killing animals is the most gigantic red flag for a psychopath.

          4. Basically every prolific serial killer ever started by killing animals.

        1. Nice. Yeah you've mentioned today was a good day a few times before. And your colleague's own tape

  576. If someone could send me new knees I could totally start rasslin again. If I wore a mask I reckon I could convince everyone I'm not a geriatric now

      1. Tempting but I don't think I could keep making gains and rassle without a thyroid.

          1. The amount of weed you smoke does it really make that much difference? When I was stoned all the time I never did much, when I could avoid it anyway

          2. I guess if you're not doing anything anyway then might as well just get baked though

  582. Apparently you can talk to a Paras in the new Pokemon game and it’s self aware that the fungal parasite is eating him alive??? WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THIS. This is the most fucked up shit the Pokemon Company has dropped since the Abra line descriptions bruh

    1. Paras mean ”The Best” in Finnish so that name is always funny to me

    1. “Oh look at me. My country is pristine and beautiful and has basic health services and public transportation.” Fuck you.

  587. First day where it's warm enough to actually enjoy myself outside

    2. Only bad thing about winter is that my back hurts if I get really cold but I live in California so we barely have winter here.

    3. Its nice for a while. Nothing much more relaxing than waking up to a snow storm or seeing one happening at night. Don't mind the cold too much, only thing that sucks is the road conditions and the shoveling

  589. I hate it when people reference data or charts without context and draw the wrong conclusions but no one knows enough to consistently interpret them properly so it's probably good to just be skeptical in general. This YouTuber I like who normally makes crime or mystery videos uploaded an hour long documentary about the housing crisis in his city (because it's personal) and he used the dwellings added/population growth graph from that FT columnist and it's so stupid.

  590. Rutte is making such a dumb argument in this housing debate but his opponents all look either look like dumb chuds or have an off putting vocal cadence and inflection while he looks and sounds perfectly composed so he won

  591. Seriously why is this guy so fidgety? He's right but no one would ever listen to him

  592. Dude VVD got rid of their housing minister because they decided housing was already solved in like 2015

  593. I hate this environmentalist councilwoman and I hate the environment but this YIMBY guy can't seriously be arguing double glazed windows are an unreasonable requirement driving up costs. That should only be up for discussion in a DRC tier shithole. It's like debating the merits of having doors.

  595. You can't just raise property taxes. The US has high property taxes because the rates were set alongside new developments. Very dishonest framing.

  596. LLast Night I had to do a bunch of shit when I got home and my dumb ass said I'd work today. So it was like 1:50am. I'm like I'll play something for an hour than sleep at 3am……. forgot it was daylight savings so 2am never happened and it went straight to 3am. Then it took 2 hours to fall asleep

  597. I've never understood why retarded libshit boomers oppose paving over farmland in the periphery when all of our cities only exist because we paved over farmland in the periphery

      1. I read Jake Sullivan and it made me remember we're going to see a lot more of these in the coming years

  604. Red Dead tonight. Watching too much Breaking Bad over the last few days

  606. I saw Blades of the Guardians and my disappointment is immeasurable. I was gaslighting myself into thinking it's not so bad (and it's not) but it might as well have been a generic action game and I went in expecting Hero tier wuxia based on the reviews. The movie was devoid of substance and that goes beyond just the story. It's like the cinematographer was told to come up with epic stills for the trailer and the composer was asked to make epic BGM that they spammed across the entire runtime.

    Conversely every aspect of Hero felt like it served a specific purpose and advanced the narrative (obviously culminating in that scene at the end).

  607. TTbh I'm afraid of drunk people. Mainly because in my life drunk people either abused me or mocked me. Or did scary stuff. So anytime someone says they're drunk I'm nervous

  609. The fight choreography is some of the best I've ever seen though. I just don't care about action that much.

  612. Got a phishing email about a Microsoft outlook account I had.
    I pretty much stopped caring about my account after I stopped needing it, so I didn't make it a priority.
    Got an email don't click it shortly after.

  615. Sabres are on top of the Atlantic division. Imagine telling someone they'd even be making the playoffs at the start of the season

  616. NY Jets are about to be the lone team with the longest playoff drought in the big 4

  617. It's really funny how despite Jhorror's cultural legacy there's like 10 good movies

  618. @disqus_Urj1irkV7G:disqus@disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus

    My review of Train Dreams- This is the best movie ever to somebody who studies 20th century logging. There’s some middle manager at a lumber yard who is currently dreaming of moving to rural Oregon and becoming a fur trapper while watching this.

    For me however, while the movie is very competently made, and especially beautifully shot, I find the material dryer than a chik fil-a CEO at a lesbian pride rally. It’s like watching an amish couple do a montage of them building a house from hand. I can imagine who thinks this movie should win best picture and they probably spend half their paycheck at Urban Outfitters and are way too into urban foraging whatever the fuck that is. 6/10

  620. I feel bad being like “The movie is very well made but I think it’s dull” lol.

      1. It’s the equivalent of me reviewing Gears of War. I don’t think it’s unplayable trash, it’s obviously well put together and made, I just don’t give a fuck.

  623. My grandpa is watching the Harry Potter movies. He’s on GOF but good lord, this whole movie would be the end of Hogwarts as an institution. Imagine being a defense lawyer in court trying to explain how it’s perfectly legal for the school to kidnap somebody and put them at the bottom of the lake to die unless their friend figures out some stupid ass riddle.

    “Your honor, Hogwarts finds it perfectly reasonable to potentially get the entire student body murdered by dragons”

  624. “If the jury will turn to exhibit 3A… As you can clearly see, there is already a death forest and murder trees on the campus. Thus Hogwarts is reasonably cleared of all responsibility when the waiver to attend the school is signed”

  625. If Harry Potter were actually realistic and had been made like 6 years later, he wouldn’t have gone back to Hogwarts because he’d be talking about how everything is just to “triggering” and “traumatic”

  626. This whole plot line of him getting expelled is so stupid IMO. At that point why even fucking bother going to school. You’re already able to produce magic spells that like 2 other people in the world can use. Why do you wanna go sit in fucking potions class so bad lol

  627. This whole plot line of him getting expelled is so stupid IMO. At that point why even fucking bother going to school. You’re already able to produce magic spells that like 2 other people in the world can use. Why do you wanna go sit in fucking potions class so bad lol

  628. Also, him going home for the summer makes literally zero sense after like the first book. The literal embodiment of evil is following him around but they’re gonna be mad about him potentially using magic? It’s not like his “family” fucking cares about him. So why even go home? Just stay at school all year lol

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