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  1. My review of Mega Man X5:

    I think this is one of the more underrated X games. It definitely doesn’t get the same reverence as X-X4. But I love the presentation of this game. I don’t mean just the graphics (even though they’re gorgeous) overall from the text boxes and portraits to the nostalgic menu and save screens, it definitely takes advantage of the PS1’s capabilities.

    The soundtrack is easily top 3 in the whole series. There’s something about the mix of synth and guitar and how the sound quality is still midi but it has a unique quality to it.

    I think the gameplay is mostly the same. I like playing as Zero in this more. I think this game has cool bosses but I don’t think the stages themselves are as good as some of the other ones and some of the powerups Are lame like the goo shooter.

    Also, god Alia likes to fucking yap.

    8/10

      1. I love the sprite work in this game. When you get to the Sigma stages if you play as X, he grabs his arm like he’s hurt after the bosses because he just crashed into the colony.

  3. I’m sorry Pear. I deleted your comment on purpose just for my lame ass 1984 joke. Your comment was a willing sacrifice, or so I choose to believe.

  4. I feel like using the USB port on your PS4 to charge your vita is the most ghetto possible way to do so

      2. This reminds me when you could use the 3ds as a controller in Smash Bros Wii U and I had to baby sit the kids at a super bowl party and I was like “Do I wanna risk it? They wanna play with the max” and I had just gotten my 3DS so I was like “ok look, whoever is using the 3DS, hold it like a controller. Don’t flop the screen around.”

        1. In retrospect, this may have been the moment I was destined to be a teacher lol

  10. If I had to rank the X games so far it’s

    X
    X3
    X2
    X5
    X4
    X7 (not playing it again)

  11. Newer uses don’t know how truly crazy it has been to get 3 satty reviews already in March. I was semi-retired.

  12. Satty 10/10 tier list

    S Tier: Silent Hill 2, Portal, Paper Mario 64, RE4 Remake, Mega Man X, Bloodborne
    A Tier: Wind Waker, P3 Reload, Chrono Trigger, Symphony of the Night, Snake Eater, Dragon Quest 8
    B Tier: 13 Sentinels, Dragon Quest 3,

  13. Spider-Man 3 Eddie Brock praying to god to kill Spider-Man was a legendary moment in hater history

  17. I am just joking around about rasslin again of course but if I got a tan, put on another 15lb and got new knees I heaps reckon I could pull it off.

    Stupid spoiler tags ><

          1. Ok thanks, too late now but I'll remember that for next time. Maybe.

          1. I still only have 2 legs so we'd probably have to take turns.

            I'm turning 40 this year too, so I'd need to do lots of stretching first.

          3. I have to do like 5 minutes of stretching before I work out now, and I only do 2 sets of each exercise and only do 2 heavy days a week. Getting old sucks.

    3. I could easily be a comedy mid carder if I wasn’t afraid of getting on the first rope lol

        1. Stray and skank – start practicing the walk although I assume everyone in Australia walks like that

          1. Pretty much yeah, I'd probably have to tone it down a bit so that it didn't look too ridiculous.

  20. I forgot Kristen Stewart (Speak made her career) made her directorial debut recently and I saw the trailer last year because it was part of TIFF but I looked up the cover art is literally just a tiddie. You can't make this up.

      1. The Lion Tamer was cooler than the walls of Jericho but I get why he switched because it’s safer + easier for everybody.

  23. I took a ritalin because I’m fucking wiped out this morning and I already got my grandpa off to dialysis and did all the things I needed to get done today and it’s 8:30. This is why I don’t do this shit.

  27. DK, I saw a comment that said “I don’t think Jericho will ever realize how many injuries were sustained on trampolines because of his finishers” lol

  28. Alec Pierce with a 4 year $116 million contract.
    Guess we're drafting a WR

    1. Who paid that. If it’s the Raiders it’s an awesome deal, if it’s anybody else it sucks. If it’s one of my rivals it’s the worst deal in the history of deals, maybe ever

        1. I would be the most popular man in town with the ladies if I had that sort of confidence in myself.

  32. DPC: I’ve tried to make a parody of Monkey Wrench in my head for years based off of the line “What do you do when all your enemies are French” but I can never think of anything good lol

  33. DPC 2: I only went to NIN because the neighbor is and I found out she was because she was talking Korean to her friends and I understood nothing but “Nine Inch Nails” and then I was like “Oh you guys like them?”

  34. Silvie the only person here who knows where to pirate audio books lol

  37. Lol, they tried to pass a law in Arizona so you could have a Charlie Kirk memorial license plate.

    This dude was a fucking podcaster, why is he getting glazed so hard.

    1. IIt's fine but I use a brita jug. Otherwise it's hard water

      1. Oh I thought pristine water from lake erie would be good. People say lake ontario has good water but I wanted to know what southern states (especially ones that use desalination) and mountain adjacent cities with spring sourced water are like in comparison. In Canada the rocky mountain water is supposed to be the best.

        1. I think you mean Lake Michigan — Lake Erie is closer to NY.

          I don't think my area is using the lakewater tho. My guess is it's from a reservoir nearby that used to be a quarry, which would probably explain why it's the way it is

  40. I'm supposed to be socially inept but I feel it's fairly common for normal people to have a relatively poor theory of mind and difficulty understanding what's being said (especially on reddit)

  42. I don't think Xbox does AAA third party day one games as much anymore

  45. I'm watching a video about the world's biggest CRT and it's funny how this 300 year old noodle shop not only has a $100,000 TV in its waiting room but also seems to have connections with all the richest and most powerful people in Osaka through their customers

  46. I can't believe the random subscriber who helped him turned out to be the director of Bayonetta Cereza Origins at Platinum Games. It was directed by a random white guy.

    1. Also people who don't clean up after their dog and let them shit all over the sidewalk. There should not always be shit in thr fucking side walk and gum at the bus stop

    1. I made mock turtle soup before (basically turtle soup without killing a turtle) it kinda just tasted like fish soup though lol.

  52. We watched Inglorious Basterds because one from the group had never seen it

    1. I like it. The pro controller extra buttons though feel weird. Keep accidentally pressing it. I paid the 10 dollars to upgrade the pokemon game I got on switch 1

      1. Nice. Did you get MK or DKB? Yeah I always accidentally press those new buttons so I haven't mapped them in any of the games I've played. They're pretty stupid tbh.

          1. I really liked the first "world" in it but then when I started the second one I stopped playing and haven't been able to get back into it for some reason. I think you'll like it a lot though.

          3. Different reasoning but you're DK. Interesting, I am curious if you will like the Witcher.

  59. there’s a twinky blond dude here. It makes me think of sati. Except instead of weed he’s an alcoholic

  61. I wanna hear what color slopes Karma skid and if he did any off roading there

    1. I was just debating whether I should call Vince first or Dana about my comeback.

        1. Damn, he only just got fired now?

          I should definitely call Vince, I'm only like 15 in WWE years.

          1. Well he's been in and out but he was on the creative team for a few years and apparently he ruined smackdown and it's good now without his booking. He got fired over creative differences

          2. I see, but then again if his booking was really bad then he should have fit right in.

          6. Oh, I thought he went bald. Knew he was a commentator though.

          7. They really need my character there. They need a heel who can job to anybody without losing their own credibility and increasing their heat by doing it.

          13. They really need my character there. They need a heel who can job to anybody without losing their own credibility and increasing their heat by doing it.

  66. I can't believe Satty actually posted his friend's sister here but she's really cute

  72. That wasn’t actually her lol. It was an instagram girl who happens to be an example.

      1. If there were girls that good looking in my proximity I would be going to the gym and running not on here lol

        2. Okay so first you posted a picture of some random Asian woman to act as a stand in for your friend's sister and now you're calling her ugly and unworthy of your attention? Key was right

    1. I would need to work on my tan and not being the whitest man in history, and I don't know if my gimmick of smoking and drinking during matches and at ringside would fly nowdays but sure, why not.

    1. It was a lot like that yeah, but a mercenary who only ever did anything for the moneys.

        1. Easy heat too. We spent like 2 months when I first joined building up my character and a rivalry with a heel by me just doing run-outs and interfering in matches leading up to my first match at a big event against him, then as soon as the bell rang I lay down, he pinned me then I took his cash and left. Was pretty awesome how pissed off the fans were.

    1. It took them a little bit to fully accept that I was done for the night and wasn't going to run out again but by the end of the event they were chanting "Viper is a pussy". Not bad for my first official match with a proper company.

        1. It was recorded on VHS and I am still mad that I never got a copy. Have spent a fair bit of time searching for it online since then too but could never find it.

  80. You could totally be Spike Dudley if you put on a bit of weight first.

    1. I would lift my opponent onto my left shoulder so they were facing forward and then throw them above my head and spin them into a DDT on my right side. A bit like the F5 but they started only draped over the one shoulder rather than in a fireman's carry.

      We usually had my opponent pick me up like that first and then I'd kick my legs and they'd fall backwards and I'd land on my feet then lift them 180 to reverse position for the setup.

    1. I thought so but doing the setup on the heavyweights was hell on my lower back.

      1. Also Edge of 17 comes closest but it kind of sucks and too many newer coming of age movies like Lady Bird, Didi or Turning Red are millennial retrospectives but also there aren't even any borderline examples like Little Miss Sunshine. There's just a giant void here.

    2. I could write one but it’d probably have some dumb gimmick like one is a mime

  89. Now im picturing skank walking home with groceries like that

  92. I looked it up and apparently people are content with YA booktok streamslop. The End of the Fricking World is kino though and I love Life is Strange (even though it's more millennial coded) but isn't it weird how there are no movies at all?

  93. How does an entire generation go by with no one bothering to make any movies about it

      1. No actually there are like four movies that you get if you look up gen z coming age movies and they're all ghey

  94. You could probably just start adapting random wojak animations as feature films and it'd do the job and make lots of money but I'm not sure studios would be up for it

  95. Actually no nevermind I forgot about Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I take it all back.

  96. Spiffy remember that indian gif where the woman had her nasty feet on table and was spooning out “food” and they ate with hands off the feet table- lord

    1. I've seen so many clips at this point I can't even wemember what you're referring to

      2. I think u posted but theres no way im searching Indian feet food gif

  97. Girl Interrupted edits were really popular on the Tok at one point and it's literally about boomers and made for gen X

  98. I'll make a kino thread (as in aesthetic emotionally resonant movies) next if someone doesn't it steal it from me again

  100. Also I hate homosexuals so I don't care about this but all the major coming of age stories about gay males are made by women for some reason (Love Simon, Heated Rivalry) unless it's about a gay man and a child (Call Me By Your Name).

    Conversely movies about gay females are made by females and there a lot more of them. They're either low tier smut or self insert. Soulless.

  101. I have nothing bad to say about France here. Watch My Life as a Zucchini.

  102. We are going to Europe in a few weeks and my wife was like we can’t dress American 😂
    I was like – I wont wear my flag hat or we the people shirt

    2. Yeah the pride flag hat be a dead giveaway (unless you're in Greater Germany) but in general just dress like you would in 2017-2019 and you're good.

    1. Ha- I gotta have it occasionally- not the baby organ kind

  110. I watched Hamnet eith my wife last night- it was ok but sad

    1. I remember the shape of water- that plain jane English lady was secretly packing an ass

      1. That's what I've been think too (not the ass part) but that she's distinctly English/northern France attractive and it's remarkable.

  115. The Satty-Tron 4000 has rebooted successfully.

    I love Korean Women
    I’m always right
    Boy I hate David Cage
    Final fantasy

  117. There’s a shopping center near me where the signs say

    Target
    Dick’s
    BJ’s

    But they changed it probably because they realized lol

  118. I like what we did in FA but losing Flott hurts, especially when it looked like he was literally about to sign until the last second

      1. I’m not in anyway “offended” by they/them jokes, you’re just annoying.

    1. Oh wait, never mind. I made up a person with blue hair and a septum piercing that got big mad about this and it makes me angry too. Grrr

  146. I am. I get dehydrated easily if I don’t take my thyroid medication.

  151. In the alt reality where I’m named Hunter, Mega Man X7 is really really good and all the kids say “X 7 X 7” instead of 6 7”

    1. He basically just dropped a vegetarian pizza on a meatlovers pizza and then ran with it.

      It's not a very long movie.

  153. They really leaned into the super sentai designs on the bosses in X6 and I kinda love it.

  154. X6 is really good looking for a PS1 game. X5 and X6 look amazing and nail the presentation.

  156. I somehow got my switch gamecube controller to work on PS4. If you never hear from me again, then Sony got me.

    2. I was considering getting the MGS collections on Switch earlier.

          2. MGS1 was the first game I had on PS (before I had a memory card too ><), I didn't like MGS2 when that came out and then skipped the rest until 5.

          4. It was good but Skullface was a stooge. I know it wouldn’t be a MGS without it but I still would have preferred they kept it a bit more realistic. The abduction thing was the same, kidnapping and using soldiers = kewl, tying them to a hot air balloon that no-one else sees to fly them away = not so much.

  161. Satty should review the OG Duke Nukem games. They were good.

  163. First time in forever I’ve genuinely felt good about a Raiders offseason and it isn’t just semi-blind optimism just so I don’t think the NFL season will be miserable for me. We straight cooked in FA

    1. Feeling good about ours too. Kept our RT on a good deal, got Likely who will be a reliable weapon, and finally got a LB and punter. Though I'm blue balled by almost signing AVT last night

  164. Those Matt Gay Raider jerseys are gonna be a massive hit in the easy bay lmao

  166. I can’t believe we actually did all 5 of the signings I wanted. Would I be a good NFL GM?

      1. I had to basically daad lift my grandpa to keep him from falling and I hurt my back pretty bad.

  169. 3 days of sking done. My right thigh was singing hallelujah during that last run. Hopefully better tomorrow.

  171. We’ve never beat Gala away so I’m not expecting much this evening

    1. Brother, again they are starting Gundogan in midfield, somebody who was too washed for the league Liverpool currently play in and Musiala who would come up to my sternum.

      1. That atmosphere is going to be so fucking hostile this lot will crumble

  172. We’ve never beat Gala away so I’m not expecting much this evening

          2. FIFA 07 legend. He literally was Messi in 07 career modes after like 2 years lol

    2. And yes I realize what the term actually means. I was making a bad joke

    3. I mean in Wisconsin yes lol. In CO fuck no. We went on a blue at the top of peak 6 in breckenridge and it fucked me up lol. Wiping out once and looking down had me like "nope" so I just slid on my butt halfway down that peak

      1. lol
        But yeah you can’t slow down on those or you’re ol trouble, just have to go down with some speed

        1. Yeah I pizzaed for dear life there. I think if I could stay upright it would have been fine, but getting back up and looking down just put my fear of heights up. Idc what the map said, that shit was a black diamond

  176. There are only 3 types of cooking videos on youtube

    1. Oh an actual useful recipe
    2. Why am I even cooking, people are sculpting art out of marshmallows?
    3. Why. Why the fuck would you melt down 2 boxes of Twinkie's and marinate a steak in it?

      1. Emulsified twinkie is not adding shit to a steak flavor wise except destroying it with sweetness. The sugars don’t get deep enough to break down the proteins so you basically have a twinkie battered steak that won’t cook right.

          1. They make sweet marinades and seasonings that don’t destory the steak but get sweeter notes of flavor. And it’s cheaper than buying two boxes of twinkies. Those are expensive.

  178. I didn’t wipe out today. Was really close on one jump and nearly hit a tree on one offroad path

    Yesterday there were like 3 wipe outs

    1. I had too many in breck lol, super powdery snow the first day. That shit makes so much of a difference

        1. OOof, Couldn't be me lol. Here I was thinking powdery=better but I ironically had an easier time controlling when it was icy af in wisconsin

          2. NNow That I believe lol, but on gradual slopes I was zooming

          3. One of the runs from that, I fell back and hit my head. My brain immediately jumped to Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, but no flash of light or anything indicating a concussion or something worse at least

  179. I wish we had higher peaks with black slopes. I need to go to the Alps or at least Sweden/Norway, there’s no proper black slopes left to ski in this country and honestly the one in here at Levi was a disappointment especially how everyone hyped it up, it’s not even as steep as the one close to our summer cottage in Koli.
    Even then today was such good weather it was in awesome condition and super fun to ski it’s just over in an instant

  180. I may be getting actual skis/shoes on saturday btw Harby. Hopefully the shoes will make a difference cause that's easily the part that kills me most if I ever wipe out

  181. I got loop straps for my hestra gloves last night. Now I can just take them off and they hang in my wrists and my god it makes such a difference in comfort

    1. I think that's on my list for next year. My current gloves were noticeably wearing out by the end

  183. No Alisson. Time to clench. We survived Paris away last year in this fixture only because of him. This team can not play at hostile stadiums

  184. Gomez at RB and Szoboszlai at midfield. There really is a God

  185. There was one dude up in the slops saying they had been there 12 days already with 9 days to go. How does one have the energy to ski that much in a sitting lol

  186. I’m replaying games like X5 and MGS1 and Portal 2 recently (hell even throw Mirror’s Edge in there) we straight up don’t get games that are like 7-8 hours of super tight, well designed gaming any more except from Nintendo. When was the last amazing non-Indie game that had like Half Life or MGS 1 level pacing? Every game nowadays feels like it takes 30 hours to beat

      1. Ok, but I mean, you could say the same about the old RE’s so that barely counts

    2. Hi Fi rush is another. I can't really think of any other non horror games in the last couple years

  188. I mean yeah lol, they're definitely the exception. Horror game in general are usually good at not overstaying their welcome

  191. Hi-Fi Rush definitely counts. Of course, since it was successful and well received, Microsoft immediately killed the franchise and then closed down the developer.

  193. Also, it seems like everyone on earth forgets Dark Souls is a JRPG lol

  194. I’m sorry but Mac Allister is not playing bad because of slot. His legs genuinely look gone. He has no pace or explosiveness. How are his legs gone at 25? IDK but he was such a better player a few seasons ago.

  195. Absolutely no grit in the midfield. Entire middle of the park is open and getting dominated physically. Liverpool’s midfield is soft as hell and why Wirtz was a bad signing. If you buy Elliot Anderson and Beleba with that money, you are probably fighting for the league.

  196. Reading the comments talking about the players not making a 5 yard pass reminds me of Pre-Amorim United IE when our squad was full of soft foreign league dogshit.

  201. I forget if anyone mentioned it yet but we're getting story DLC for RE9

      1. Yes but RE8's was announced way after launch. The only one seemingly planned was RE7 which had a ton of add ons. Not counting the remake DLC ofc

        1. I want to continue the conversation but I don’t have anything to say.

  202. Also, I’m sorry but even if Harby won’t admit it, Salah is washed and a smart DOF would have sold him after last season. He can’t beat anybody off the dribble any more and his only really elite skill left is his passing range/variety.

    2. Salah had a great AFCON even though Egypt play incredibly negative football, the second he comes back he’s shit again.

      1. Buddy, be real. AFCON’s level, especially the first couple rounds is like League 2.

  203. And Gravenberch is showing why Bayern barely played him after they got Laimer and Goretzka came back from injury. He’s an 8 who isn’t good at carrying the ball or he’s a 6 who isn’t good at the defensive part of the game.

  206. We will struggle against Tottenham as well. Probably win that but it will be a dreadful watch

  207. It always makes me smile seeing the homies keep this place alive 10 some odd years later.

    Good lord its been a long time.

    1. No kidding, it's been like half a year or maybe longer lol. Longtime no-see FeFe

          1. "Grind" as in playing anything else until new content is out. Then the cycle repeats.

          3. Lol fair enough, that seems to be how most people do MMOs these days

          4. Yea. 14 when you start feels like a forever game. Then when you're current its a slog of 4-5 months between content drops. Then new expansion and then youre back to 4-5 months patch cycles. Its awful don't do it.

          5. Lol yeah a few years I would've, but I think my MMO times are past. Even with finishing basically all the FFs at this point

          6. Unironically I played Yakuza 8 and now the Pirate one and I was thinking of you and Leo

          7. Haha, I guess we are the Yakuza superfans. Whatever you do, don't play Kiwami 3, man that was a disappointment

          8. I sure heard it was. Im not as miffed about the middle ones, the only one i really regret missing was Kiwami 2. I put off playing that the longest lol.

          9. Yeah I think most people here played 0 and K1 and just stop for a long time lol. It kinda makes sense, the series takes awhile to pick back up again

          10. 7 was good, 8 was good. I liked Gaiden and Pirate pretty fun so far. I just desperately needed something after RE9 that wasnt an RPG either. So its hitting.

          11. Man I feel that lol, I've played an absurd amount of JRPGs since probably September, it really gets to dragging after awhile. Been replaying Dark Souls 3 after RE9 since it's at least more action oriented

          12. Yeye. Before RE9 I did a Dark Souls 3 replay and Khazan. I had to talk myself out of Code Vein and Nioh because it was too much.

          13. Lol good move, funny how similar that is. I prob haven't played DS3 in 5 years or so.

            Yeah those two especially Code Vein I probably could have done, but I think I'm going to move more towards replaying stuff for awhile. The new stuff has started feeling obligatory and that's never good

          14. True true. I don't think im getting anything new until Saros, that Returnal sequel in everything but name.

            I've considered Elden Ring again for a 2nd DLC run but thats such a commitment. I did do RE4 remake again before 9 also and that slapped, if you still need your Leon fix.

          15. I know what you mean lol, but at least ER is quicker when you just opt out of a lot of those caves.

            I actually just re-played RE2 funny enough, a 4 playthrough will probably be up soon, but I wanted to get some variety in before that. 3 Leon games it a row, that's a lot of Leon lmao

    2. Yes but it feels like just yesterday. Long time no see. How are you?

    5. I’ve been determined to try to keep this place together as long as I can. I like talking to people jere.

        1. If by god’s work you mean paying 20 bucks a month for Disqus to never work, sure. But how are things going.

          1. Damn you're paying now? How'd that happen. And it's alright, been working again. Finally. It's seasonal so I need to look again but it got my foot back in the door.

          2. Stray doesn’t come around any more and Apple had to give up ownership because… Well I don’t know why actually, but we got Sylvie so that’s fine. But I took over about 2 years ago.

          3. I remember the Stray to Apple transaction. I talked to him last year for Borderlands. Hes doing well.

          4. Well that’s good. Yeah I finally moved back to California last year. Things have been decent so far.

          6. There are a lot of reasons. Stupid reasons why I had to leave but I’m taking care of my grandpa and probably gonna go back to school to get my teaching credential.

          7. Yooo huge. My seasonal work is something I never thought id be doing. Filing taxes.

          10. Oof, yeah the income side of things is rough lol. Hopefully it pays good in that time tho

      1. Nothing much has changed with me. I just smoke a lot more weed now so I mellowed out a bit (except when it comes to Trump because good fucking lord)

  209. Actually Fatal Frame 2 remake comes out in like 2 days. So that's the last "new" thing I think I'll be playing for the next half year or so. The backlog finally feels done lol

  210. SStayed Up all night working on a project where I turn the characters from the Venture Bros into the Simpsons.
    Very tired.

  212. Lol, we actually got the Jets to eat most of Geno’s contract. They are trying to tank for sure. How did we get draft capital for the worst QB in the league other than Nein? Let Spytek cook.

  213. Watch the Jets actually tank for a QB for once and then they lose their FRP for intentionally tanking lol.

  214. I got this interview opportunity (for the site, not a job) with that Jonathan Blow guy in a few minutes, and I just found out that mfer is ultra mega hardcore MAGA

    1. the last person I'd imagine to be a lunatic trumpist is the maker of some artsy fartsy barista-ass indie games but here we are

  215. I guess he will love me then when he sees my Green Bay t-shirt. If he mentions Aaron Rogers we know the reason.

          1. Yeah, seemed to be a beast before injury. Love signing kickers with injury history. But at least we have Sauls

  217. Lowkey playing poker and black jack is more entertaining than most of the sidequests in red dead. The fort raids are awesome though

  220. I thought it was Wednesday and was like why didn't the youtube channels I follow that release new videos every Wednesday not do it. Then I remembered that I watched wwe raw yesterday

  222. if I hadn't read the pieces about him being a weird MAGAt I wouldn't have noticed because he just sounded like an awfully awkward nerd passionate about his game

  223. but then again "awfully awkward nerd" with a morsel of notoriety is what Elon and Zuckerberg are so I guess I shouldn't be surprised

    1. I have seen it before with my friends to laugh at it and when the credits rolled and I saw it was written by Vince and Hulk, my first thought was “how much cocaine was consumed while writing this script”

  227. Calling Elon an awkward nerd is insulting to slightly awkward nerdy dudes. These dudes aren’t awkward. They can’t talk to people because they have no souls. Look at the Macdonald’s CEO video. Nobody on earth except for soulless ghouls would say the words “This product looks great” about a burger.

      1. To be a CEO of a company that big you basically have to have zero empathy and zero shame to do only what’s needed to make the maximum amount of money possible even if everyone will hate you

  231. David Lucas joins the cast of Non-woke Sinners.

    If you don’t now who David Lucas is (you definitely don’t) he is a vaguely Rogan verse “comic” who released a special so bad they took it off the internet and now he goes around claimjng he got “canceled” by the left. People really just be making 3 bad trans jokes and then going “wah, they canceled me. Grift money now”

    How are people not sick of this shit. He didn’t even try before he went alt right grift. It’s like becoming an incel because a girl didn’t say thank you for opening the door for her.

  232. How to be rich in 2026

    1. Suck ass at something
    2. Claim the left canceled you
    3. Talk about how everything is woke now and how you’re being censored on your comedy special Netflix paid you 20 million for

      1. “Wokies just hate that I can make with ai what it takes 4 days of pencil slop to make”

  233. I hated everything about writing that sentence by the way. Calling art ”pencil slop” even as a joke hurts

  234. The highlight of David Lucas’s career is getting roasted by a fan during his special so bad they had to clearly edit the audio out lol

      1. He told a bad anti-trans joke and a guy booed him and he said “Hey, if this is easy then come up here and do it.” Which would be a fine kind of self-depreciating ender to a joke bombing if you were a charming or otherwise funny person. But you can hear somebody in the crowd say “I would but I can’t because the stage is too small” since he’s fat as fuck lol

  236. I’m so hyped for NIN but I’m probably gonna make bad choices lol

  239. I want a hand written apology from all the dorks on r/nfl that thought Crosby was fine and we were just tanking lol

    1. How is this a LMAO on the ravens. That deal was horrible for them lol.

      1. If you had seen the fans and talking heads you’d have thought the Ravens won the Super Bowl.

    1. It worked pretty well when my opponent spent ages crapping on about righteousness and talking me down and themselves up first. Then after I said that they got in my face and I headbutted them, kicked them in the face once when they started to get up, flicked my cigarette butt on them then went home.

  243. So is Stain the heel and I’m the face or am I the comedy heel in this scenario lol

      1. So the joke is he’s the face and I’m the heel but I don’t get that and cut the promo like I’m the face?

          1. That’s actually funny lol. But I have no idea how to cut a promo lol

  244. I know violent rape is relatively common in the grand scheme of things but I still have trouble picturing someone doing it to the point that I feel like the depiction of rape in this movie is overblown.

    Would a guy really hold down his classmate and rape her and then just go on with life? I know the answer is yes but it's weird.

  250. I improved like 99% of that lol. I only thought of Dread in a Thread beforehand

  254. We’ll get nothing from being blatantly colluded against. The league probably loves this because they’ve always hated the Raiders since al Davis wouldn’t be racist and sexist along with them.

      1. I know hence why I said blatant collusion. They’ve done this before with Ryan Grant a few years ago. They clearly failed his physical just to back out of the deal. And they get Hendrickson with no punishment and we get back a player that apparently nobody wants to trade for any more because they blatantly lied to get a better deal. I’ve always hated the Ravens but it’s full fuck Baltimore season now.

  255. Also I’m sorry but Steph is straight dropping 150 if he shot 46 Free throws WTF?

    1. Bro he had one defender on him until he hit 74 points 😂 Wizards are an unserious basketball team

  258. That was a shockingly good Australian accent btw. I don’t think I’ve ever sounded that good doing it before lol.

    1. if i wasnt sitting id be kicking my feet and screaming into my pillow

  270. @disqus_Urj1irkV7G:disqus@disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus I am watching the Secret Agent. Tomorrow I will try to find a stream of Marty Supreme

      1. Like actually WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? You taste mustard immediately that’s not how you use the term

          1. This is the meal that’s served every day in my version of silent hill

  273. I saw this one video where they were cooking in a Lays bag and they said “you're probably wondering if this container can go in the oven” and I literally said out loud “No, I’m not, it can’t”

      1. A tin lined plastic bag is probably in the top 10 things that would instantly cause an oven fire outside of literally pouring gasoline in the oven while it’s on.

  276. And any time you see a hot girl making some rage bait bullshit, it might as well be a neon billboard saying “I have an only fans”

    1. I like aj styles the wrestler. Not him as a person. His beliefs suck. Styles clash is cool but easy to fuck up and some botched times looked scary

  282. I don’t agree with Yakuza 7 being there either. I like Yakuza 7, it’s basically the only game that gets close to the same experience as Earthbound (even more so than Undertale for me tbh)

    Like again, we’re just ignoring the fact that Bloodborne counts? We’re ignoring the fact that Dragon Quest 11 and Neo TWEWY are way better games than Yakuza 7

  283. I love Odin Sphere (suck it Karma) but I know the pickings are slim on Vita but I think either Lost Dimension or Trails of Cold Steel should have gotten the last spot

  284. I love Odin Sphere (suck it Karma) but I know the pickings are slim on Vita but I think either Lost Dimension or Trails of Cold Steel should have gotten the last spot

    1. Lost Dimension is probably the best original Vita JRPG other than YS 8 which is a certified Satty BANGAH

        1. LThey aren’t all worth playing. YS 6, 7 and 8 are are all amazing. Oath in Falgana is great as well.

  288. Again, Kraveschaelia was 55 million. How many players that aren’t even a fraction as good as him went for the same price to some dumb ass PL team. Chelsea bought Neto for more and Krava is 100x the player.

  289. Hopefully this doesn't upset you all even more but I thought that some of the Americans here despairing over the state of journalism nowadays may like to see how things are being portrayed outside of the US.

    This is on a Murdoch-owned site too by the way, so one of the more right-wing ones that we have in Australia.

    https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/donald-trump-demands-irans-unconditional-surrender-doesnt-get-it-then-immediately-declares-war-pretty-much-over-anyway/news-story/66fba9c364d293f70d9aab6c806ae0e4

    1. Anything Murdoch related is basically American news buddy. He owns Sky too and he has been trying to “Americanize” the way journalism in other countries is ran. You should all be screaming and protesting him even owning networks. It WILL destroy your country. It’s only a matter of time.

      1. Fox News is so bad they had to testify in court that they don’t count as news.

  290. The Ravens need to be investigated and docked a FRP but it will never happen because Goodell only cares about making the sport worse.

      1. No. I don’t want to see this bullshit. I want to see people actually standing up and refusing to pay taxes.

        1. I mean that's just asking for financial ruin, that aint gonna help shit lol

          1. He’s just stealing all of it anyways, so we’re gonna be ruined no matter what homie.

  292. Lamar is never winning a super bowl and Minter is a fucking cheating nepo loser who isn’t winning shit.

    1. Ravens are fucked anyway. They lost like 8 guys over the course of the last couple days. We got Ricard like 15 minutes before the Crosby news broke out

        1. Defenses are gonna be flying off the field with Ricard and Skattebo running. Hell I think Skatt will charge into someone even if Ricard makes a clear lane for him. Now imagine if we draft Love. Hooooo boy

    1. Is this Venture Bros x Simpsons? It looks great but IDK much about Venture Bros

      1. I recommend it.
        It’s a staggeringly complex show, with great character writing for what seems on the surface as just an edgy Johnny Quest parody.

  294. Daniel Jones landing an $88 million contract. Get his agent into the HOF

    1. The Colts are such a dumb franchise. That’s gonna be an absolute albatross contract in 2 years

      1. They backed themselves into a corner. Cutting ties with Richardson and trading 2 1sts for Sauce, with no good QBs on the market. They can't tank and Jones knew that.

  296. Well, every democrat voter is about to have “trouble” voting next election.

  297. Tbh, the way these seats are flipping it’s making me wonder if these elections were ever legitimate to begin with.

  298. They weren’t by the way. Everyone with a brain knew Elon rigged the election as soon as Trump started crying about Biden doing the same. Because the entire GOP platform is claimjng Democrats are doing something so that it becomes normalized when they do it

  304. Satty I am aware of the newscorp holdings yes. You didn't even read that article though did you?

    1. I do also like how you say we should be protesting Murdoch owning Australian networks when he is Australian and Newscorp was Australian until he moved it to the US.

      1. I’m aware he’s Australian but he never really took the model of Fox News style “news” to other countries until like the last decade.

        1. Actually read the article before comparing it to American Fox News articles.

        1. I threw out my back yesterday basically dead lifting my grandpa so he wouldn’t fall. I haven’t gotten out of bed today really.

  310. I'm watching the Chika guy on an anime dating show and he literally tore his ACL from doing the Chika dance everyday for 6 years

    2. Because all these teams keep buying players that aren’t beating the best teams in their own league. Like I said, Xavi Simmons is not as good as Joshua King but one is 10 million and one is 50.

    3. Because all these teams keep buying players that aren’t beating the best teams in their own league. Like I said, Xavi Simmons is not as good as Joshua King but one is 10 million and one is 50.

    4. It must be because the EPL is so intense and difficult this season they have no energy left for the UCL at this point

      1. It’s also this. The llayers at the top teams in the PL have played like 300 games over the past 2 seaons if they play international. Mac Alister is 25 and his legs look gone skmehow

  312. I need to visit the town of Bodo and pay my respects for the most baller team in footballing history

  316. Like Delap is so so fucking bad. Chelsea spent 75 million on Garnacho and Delap, you could get the same production from buying some random bench player at Real Zaragossa for 5 pounds and a bag of flaming hot Cheetos

  318. His favourite series are Persona, Undertale and Five Night at Freddie's and he hasn't seen Star Wars. This can't be real.

    1. But if they didn't have holes how would you put your feet in them?

  323. When did Bladee become this popular? I thought he peaked in the late 2010s

  325. I’m sorry, but I’ll say the same exact things about players like Enzo and Wirtz as I did about Pogba.

    If a player costs 100+ million they need to instantly be your best player or else it’s a bad transfer. Enzo hasn’t shown he’s worth 40 million let alone 3x that

  330. I’m legitimately so excited for NIN. First thing I’ve looked forward to in a while. Kinda feels like my reward for sticking it out the last 4 months lol

  331. Also, I’m calling Harby out on this bullshit. Wirtz gets treated like he’s a 30-40 million signing when he cost twice as much as Haaland. The media treats every non-United big transfer with baby gloves meanwhile we had half the fucking media saying Sesko will never make it at United right before he scores 7 goals in 5 games.

    1. Wirtz has been getting shit literally from the start of the season the 007 shit was nonstop and went way further than I’ve seen it with anyone else. Only now after the January he had people have eased up on him.

      All I care is we look fucking shit without him in the team

  333. I’m nervous though because my friend said she’s getting “something special” and I’m worried I will make bad choices lol

    1. I remember Bubs saying “How does that bikini cover her lady wallet” about one of my Russian thots once lmao. I miss her

  336. I really want to ask the neighbor out seriously but I’m also taking it slow because she really hinted at getting out of a serious relationship recently and I want to be respectful of that.

    1. Don’t take too long before someone else snatches her up for a date

    1. Beating DS 3 with bleed is like saying you got amazing game because you’re a billionaire. It’s playing the game on easy mode

      1. YYes And I want that because I played on hardmode last time lol. Back when I thought raw was actually good

  345. OOh No the next place is the catecombs. I vaguely remember disliking this area

  346. If you want any further proof of exactly what I’m saying, look no further than City. Guehi, Semenyo and Donnaruma have been class but literally every single other one of their signings the last 2 years have sucked.

    Marmoush- mid +
    Ait-Nouri- Mid
    Nunes- Mid
    Savinho- they turned down 70 million for him el oh el
    Doku- He figured out to have end product for exactly 1 month and then went back to being regarded
    Cherki- Got dominated by the worst Man Utd side in recent history over 2 legs. He was getting cooked by a midfield of an injured Casemiro with no legs and Bruno/Ugarte at 8. Somehow people think he’s gonna be good against actual good teams in the prem.

  347. If you want any further proof of exactly what I’m saying, look no further than City. Guehi, Semenyo and Donnaruma have been class but literally every single other one of their signings the last 2 years have sucked.

    Marmoush- mid +
    Ait-Nouri- Mid
    Nunes- Mid
    Savinho- they turned down 70 million for him el oh el
    Doku- He figured out to have end product for exactly 1 month and then went back to being regarded
    Cherki- Got dominated by the worst Man Utd side in recent history over 2 legs. He was getting cooked by a midfield of an injured Casemiro with no legs and Bruno/Ugarte at 8. Somehow people think he’s gonna be good against actual good teams in the prem.

  350. it was just announced a festival in São Paulo that will have Echo & the Bunnymen, Smash Mouth, some remaining CCR members, and Spin Doctors

    that is a widely random assortment of bands but I'm down

  352. I forgot about Kusanov and Reijnders and so did Pep so clearly those transfers went well.

  356. What is he eating that is 5 pounds. A normal steak is like 32 oz which isn’t even a half pound.

  357. I was trying to figure it out earlier and AI think it's because of cortisol spikes. You can't build muscle with high cortisol.

    1. Lowkey why I don’t like DS3 as much as the other souls games. Last playthrough I did was a paladin/faith build and I never found anything better for my build than the basic mace because having weapons that don’t stun lock your opponents fast is useless.

  362. This game feels like a series of "this area sucks… this area sucks… fuck this area in particular"

  363. This gang mode in Yakuza 3 Kiwami is like… fucking Yakuza Dynasty Warriors

        1. IIt wastes 2 hours. Yakuza games have gotten exceptionally bad about including side game tutorials into the main story. I don't mind it being there, but they should have introduced it an immediately moved on. We lost main story orphanage stuff for this

    2. Man if they ever throw me into an arena with a sofa or a scooter this will feel SO CATHARTIC

  365. Since Satty refuses to even read the article I linked from the Australian Murdoch media before deciding what it says, I will instead provide an excerpt from a different article by the same author which also appeared on our Newscorp site.

    –

    Donald Trump has been speaking at a political rally in Kentucky, I’ll curate some key quotes from that momentarily. But I’m sorry, I have found myself amused and baffled in equal measure by the news that US War Secretary Pete Hegseth has barred press photographers from events as punishment for them publishing “unflattering” photos of him.

    I’ve been trying to figure out which photos offended him so deeply, without success.

    I mean, it’s always very funny when guys who talk tough turn out to be vain and thin-skinned. Mr Hegseth and his boss are prime examples of the genre. But I genuinely do not know what the photographers are supposed to have done wrong here. I scroll through our photo system and just see … a lot of boring, nondescript pictures of his face.

    That’s just what you look like, my guy. Best accept it. I haven’t liked the shape of my jawline since the second chin appeared about ten years ago; I’m not about to exile my photo-happy wife over it. If you’re worried about looking like an anime villain who uses too much hair gel, that’s a you problem, not a fake news problem. Just go easier on the pomade.

  368. I'm watching a video about Bangladeshi bus drivers and this is one of those situations where the government should just start hanging business owners who allow this

  369. @disqus_Urj1irkV7G:disqus@disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus I watched Marty Supreme and The Secret Agent.

  371. I’ll review the Secret Agent first

    The Secret Agent has this lo-fi 70’s aesthetic that I just love the look of. It immediately draws you in to what is a fascinating, messy, but charming film. I don’t know how to describe it but it’s almost… Dreamlike in the way it meanders a bit, it requires a little effort on the part of the viewer but I found that I wanted to meander where the movie took me. Moura is fantastic.

    I’m the last person who will complain about subtitles but this movie had a lot of natural “filler” dialog to emulate how people really talk in conversations and finding that natural rhythm, but that kinda gets tiring to read in every single scene.

    That’s my only real complaint though. This is a vibrant, dreamy and very human movie. But it requires willingness to understand the fact that it’s weirdly laid back for its material at times. Also, the soundtrack had some Brazilian songs that were fucking bangers- 9/10

  373. Marty Supreme Review:

    I appreciate Josh Safdie’s ability to distill anxiety into film form. Marty Supreme is a supremely intense movie exactly in the same vein as Uncut Gems where it almost assaults you with absolute degeneracy.

    This movie is Uncut Gems through the lens of a sports movie, and that’s a good and a negative thing. I love the idea of a sports movie where the main character isn’t some idealistic hero, he’s actually just an egotistical piece of shit, because that’s more realistic. Kobe, Jordan, Gretzky, all nearly psychopathic in their need to win, and all of them have questionable personal lives where they definitely did degenerate things. Yet we barely ever see sports movies where the MC is a total scumbag and doesn’t really get a redemption arc or humbled.

    When I say it’s like Uncut Gems though, I mean it. Same story telling devices and pacing just in a different setting and genre. But Uncut Gems felt grounded, there were characters like Julia Fox who were outside of the main degeneracy enough to not be fully lumped in with what was going on. Every single character in Marty Supreme is a narcissistic psychopath and it makes it hard to care about any of the degeneracy going on because there’s no emotional core to the characters like there was in Uncut Gems. And frankly, I bought Adam Sandler more as a low level scumbag grifter than I did Chalets in Marty Supreme

    Josh Safdie has a unique ability to get good performances out of non-traditional actors and I think that’s a cool boon to have. The entire middle of this movie has like 4 sub plots that could have been completely cut out. I’m fine with the anti-climactic ending tbh, I thought the ending was good. I wish the 2nd act was as good as the other 2 though. End of the day, I think this is kinda just another Uncut Gems with diamonds replaced with Ping Pong- 7/10

      1. I’ pay you two bags of flaming hot cheetos if you watch it for me

  375. It could easily go up to an 8/10 tho. I gave Sinners a 7 originally and bunped it to 8

  376. To be fair, I had a fucking horrible theater experience when I saw Sinners and I was cranky.

  378. My Best pucture rankings so far
    1. The Secret Agent
    2. OBAA
    3. Sinners
    4. Marty Supreme
    5. Bugonia
    6. Frankenstein
    7. F1
    8. Train Dreams

  379. Oh my god, the Blaze Heatnix stage makes me wanna punch my dick with a ball point hammer

  381. Beastars ending was so rushed. We never even got to see them get together or the drama club put on their play or Melon's end or Legoshi become the Beastar or at least some kind of hero. It just rushed through the final chapter then ended.

  382. Netflix anime is sad because usually no one watches it and there's no one to talk to it about

    1. The bus driver will scare if he is threatened by his mortal enemy. The freeway merging lane.

      1. No you don't understand. The bus drivers fight each other on the road with their busses. Their colleagues are their rivals and they're all racing. It's like Mad Max.

  388. Is anyone getting crimson desert? It’s that one game for me that I see people getting hyped over but don’t know a thing about it

  390. Why does Maxx Crosby wanna stay with the shitty ass Raiders. I guess he never wants to win a Super Bowl ever.

    1. He doesn’t wanna stay, but nobody is going to give us what we want in a trade now because the Ravens are a trash organization. We signed like half a defense so we might be ok defensively this season.

  392. Fatal Frame 2 remake arrived, dunno if I wanna play it right away (I probably will)

  393. Bill Burr taking the Saudi money has been a godsend for me because now I get to say I never liked him without being called a contrarian.

  396. I could genuinely rant unfiltered for about 4 hours on the state of standup.

  397. oh the helicopter scene

    I still have no god damn clue of the kind of plot armor Kashiwagi had during that scene

  398. Sega is dangerously running out of failed consoles to put in Yakuza games as bonus content.

    next thing you know they will have to make Kiryu own a Sega 32X at home with Knuckles Chaotix and that game where you play as a hummingbird

  402. I mean it. I don’t want to live long enough to have to depend on other people

      1. I’ve already had that dream lol.

        No I got called by a studio to be a session guitarist for a band and I slowly started suspecting they were racists. I was like “So this song blood and soil… It’s like an anti-establishment song… Right?”

        And they were like “Yeah sure. About taking the power back for us.”

        And then I asked “So what is the album called” and they said “The Vinyl Solution” which is an absolutely INSANE pun for my brain to create while asleep

  405. It’s funny how my brain in idle mode still makes the same type of jokes lol

      1. It’s very on brand for my brain to put me in various sitcom situations to entertain itself.

  408. I love how the space colony in X6 is called “Eurasia” like is itmade by Europe and Asia? No? Why is it called that.” Lol

      1. That’s what I thought. I was like “Wait I don’t think there are 2 different characters” lol

    1. I’m glad the space colony only “kinda destroyed earth” when it fell. Exact quote from the wonderfully translated X6

  412. Next time I see a hot Korean girl I’m gonna say “Ko-ni-chi-waaa” like the fuck boys in this B movie my grandpa is watching.

  414. 3 Days of Happiness makes so sad because I'd never even get the appraisal he did

  415. We aren’t going to exist in 2 years. Trump is utterly destroying every facet of this country.

  416. They literally just let doge rob the entire country blind. It’s actually fucking insanity.

  417. Democrats are flipping special election seats everywhere but some how Republicans will magically keep the senate because they’re gonna rig it lol

  418. I genuinely want everybody who voted for Trump to suffer the worst death in recorded human history

  419. I like X6 but it has too high a concentration of bad stages relative to even X5

      1. I mean, it’s by default one of the lower X games just because X-X4 are all basically perfect games.

      1. I had to wake up at 3AM to because my grandpa’s blood sugar monitor went off for being super low. It’s morbidly hilarious to wake somebody up in the middle of the night and be like “Eat this cookie now”

          3. Me on the other hand barely got out of bed yesterday because my back hurts.

  426. I beat X6 last night. My thoughts:

    It’s about what I remember, the presentation, story and music is amazing, the actual boss design (visually) is insane. The gameplay is more or less the same as X5, which is good, but not as good as X-X4.

    But also as I said, it has way too high a concentration of bad stages even relative to X5 whose biggest flaw is that it has some really awkward stage design at times. The game is clearly rushed because it was released the same year as X5 and it shows. Definitely not as bad as X7 (literally impossible, it’s the worst mega man game by magnitudes of degrees) but it’s definitely a lower tier X game for sure. 6/10

      1. Exactly. I can’t take anybody seriously if they say X7 isn’t the worst. It’s a platformer that handles like Bubsy 3D. Except it came out like 8 years after 3D games were already mainstream and people knew how to effectively make them. It’s bafflingly bad.

  427. Like if you reworked maybe 3 stages in X6, it would be at least a 7/10 if not 8. You would have to remake X7 from the ground up to even be playable by the standards of the time it came out

      1. The other X games have bad voice acting too but it’s charming in those games because they’re fun. Nothing about X7 is charming or fun. It’s like they made a game specifically to be the most annoying thing imaginable.

          1. It definitely does. It was released the same year as Odin Sphere and MGS 3 lol

          3. The only real positive I can think of is I kinda like the reploid recovery system in X7 but that’s pretty much a hold over from 6 so it doesn’t count. Like even the music in X7 is very sub par.

          5. Exactly. Which is criminal for a mega man game because I can sing at least 1 song from every other one.

          7. The End by the Doors plays

            Helicopters fly over the Vietnamese jungle

            This is the end… my only friend, the end

            “Burn to the- burn burn burn burn to the ground!”

  428. Also, you guys have gotten lik 10 mjni satty reviews this year. You guys need to recognize the good times while you’re livin in them. I was retired.

  429. Like I’m not joking. I didn’t do a single Satty review for a solid 2 years lol

  430. In my head canon, SH2 being remade well by Bloober Team reinvigorated my need to review things.

  431. I hate the robots in X6 that make it so you can’t save the reploids though. The idea is fine I guess but they made it unbelievably obnoxious to hit that enemy type.

  434. Also, I had a fucking ridiculous Satty dream last night. And it was structured like an old simpson’s episode where the inciting incident is separate to the actual plot lol

  437. I’m glad me and DK continued the tradition of our annual X7 trauma bonding.

  441. Taylor Swift writing a “diss track” in response to Charli XCX writing a song about how she feels insecure around Taylor Swift gotta be objectively the most Taylor Swift thing imaginable. Like she wasn’t even attacking you, it was all introspective lol

      1. Matt Walsh hates Taylor Swift because she’s a rich white girl who doesn’t want to fuck him.

        I hate Taylor Swift because her lyrics make me wanna commit second hand seppuku with a butter knife out of shame. We are not the same.

        1. Yeah but I don't think anyone else got under the skin of her and her fans as much as he did with that eggs comment

    1. I wonder if I am too but its like that guy from the bruce willis/sam Jackson movies and I blocked it out

  445. One of the times I was genuinely wrong. I said in my review of the first game in this series they’d never make the other ones. They made 2 more.

  447. SSundays Are probably the worst days at work ngl. Mainly because I found out the GM organizes all the dishesbefore I get there but he doesn't work Sunday so the dishes are put in the dumbest way. They just stack and throw shit everywhere. I gotta spend 10 minutes organizing them so I can wash then efficiently.

  448. What fascinates me about game discourse is that only mediocre games that can easily be replaced by another rage bait source the second it comes out and flops ever get massive discourse around them.

    Zelda BOTW/TOTK by the broad definitions of shut ins that have only touched a woman on an anime porn game is woke. Zelda is a major factor in the story and her character arc is about her regaining her confidence as a leader after watching the destruction of the kingdom she swore to protect.

    That is way more “woke” than the new Ubisoft game having a female lead but everybody will bitch about the latter because nobody gives a fuck if you hate a new AC game but you look retarded claiming the same shit as a negative when the game is an all time classic banger.

    It’s literally the “modern gaming sucks” box meme. Looks inside: all Ubisoft and Call of Duty

  450. Like, there were zero cries for Metroid Dread to be called woke when the ending is woke af (by the definition of Asmongold cosplayers)

  452. my dream last night started off with me forgetting to get Halloween candy on Halloween so I decided to just scoop ice cream into the kids bags lmao. Then I got fined by the police so I had to sell some magic the gathering cards and literally hard cut to the girl offering me like 68 cents for a whole box of bulk cards and I was like “That’s it?”

      1. I don’t know how much it was exactly. I just remember her holding like 2 quarters and a dime and a nickel lol

  454. Everybody is saying “Jimmy, we’re so tired of the winning. There are so many fat ass Latinas everywhere we don’t know what to do with em, rrright folggs?”

    1. No hes deporting them- I have to rethink my life and get religious white lady

      1. This is perfectly in line with how Trump acts. He loves saying contradictory things because he can’t remember more than 20 seconds ago.

  456. Also, if you want to know the staggering incompetence with which we’re dealing with, Hegseth is using missiles that cost 5 million each to take down Iranian drones that cost 10,000 to make. We’ve already burned through our entire supply and about 500 million in a week and a half. The entire country is being run by a bunch of cringy 4chan edgelord bitch babies. Just a bunch of insecure dumb nepo cunts that daddy didn’t love enough so they’re trying to act tough.

  458. Satty you have to remember Zelda is cute and the new AC girl isn't. Nothing else matters.

    2. No, it’s because of what I said. Games that people look stupid for calling woke don’t get that treatment. Nobody calls Final Fantasy 7 woke even though the entire game is a super heavy handed environmentalist message.

      It’s purely because nobody will call you out if you say the new Cod is woke because all the normal people stopped caring about COD 15 years ago. When a new MP game has “woke” designs it’s a mega easy target because it will be DOA anyway so they can say “See woke killed this.”

      TLOU2 is the only example of an actual good game that got this treatment and everyone who still acts like that is treated as a sociopath.

      1. Nobody calls FF7 woke because Tifa is cute. Look at anime and anime games (even recent ones). Fate/ gender swapped dozens of historical figures and made King Arthur (the main character and the most powerful warrior in the universe) canonically a woman who had to pretend to be a man to assume the throne but no one cares because it's hentai and the females are there to be cute. Also why no one cares about Nier Automata and people cared less about Zero Dawn vs Forbidden West. The problem with TLOU 2 is that Abby and Ellie aren't cute.

        1. Again, it’s not about how cute the characters are. People give anime games a pass because absolutely nobody is clicking on a [Insert Korean MMO nobody gives a flying fuck about] is woke video.

  459. Oh wait, I forgot about the weirdos who claim that FF7 remake is woke because they didn’t make Tifa’s boobs unrealistically big like she isn’t the most attractive female character model OAT

  460. Lik even in old AC games, they’d get called woke nowadays. If a female character in a AAA game nowadays said she liked doing sex work because she’s proud of her body and it gives her power over the strongest men in the world, that would be a fucking tac nuke in the culture war lol

  461. Also Alan Wake 2 is universally considered good but still got called woke because Saga isn't attractive

    1. It has nothing to do with attractiveness of the character. It gets called woke because all these people are racists.

  463. No it's because Korean games exclusively have attractive female characters because Koreans will immediately organize boycotts if any gaming company steps out of line. They'll get them to fire female employees for privately posting anything related to feminism.

  465. Many are saying Jimmy is a traitor for drinking Moscow Mules on weekends

  467. Half Life Alyx has a black female lead and no one cares because she's attractive

  468. I know he's a dickhead and shouldn't have gotten the role and RGG did a big fuckup, but goddammit the new Hamazaki in Kiwami 3 is FANTASTIC

    he is so much slimier and scummier than the original

      1. Him actually looking like an Asian Kevin Spacey makes him even more disgusting and perfect for the role

        1. I mean I just kinda like the old one's face and voice and well… everything better. He didn't really even have much a character in 3 anyway since he was basically written out. the old face works much better for his role in 4.

          Then again, I guess there's no worry on that front since a 4 remake will likely not be a "remake"

  470. The sidestories (not side modes, those are good) are probably the absolute weakest in the whole series but this combat is one of the best so far. Might just lose to Lost Judgment. Chef's kiss shit

    1. I hate that they insist on a max of two HP bars is my only thing. Makes some fights the further you go feel like you're doing chip damage. Otherwise it's probably the second or third best dragon engine combat.

        1. Yeah that's the one lol. I'd probably say I like Pirate Yakuza's more as well

  471. It really annoys me when people compare Rival Sons to Greta Van Fleet. I’m sorry but just because they both are blues rock bands that have Zeppelin influences doesn’t make them equal.

    GFV sounds too much like Zeppelin. Their singer sounds like he’s trying to imitate Robert Plant on purpose and it basically ruins everything. Half of GVF’s songs sound like Zeppelin outtakes. Jay sounds more like Paul Rodgers than Plant. He is the best modern rock vocalist and it’s not even close to a debate. I don’t know how the two bands get lumped in together.

    1. it's just the first album (the good one) that sounds excessively like Robert Plant. In other albums he sounds more like early 70s Geddy Lee

      1. People say this but Geddy Lee doesn’t do the same vocal inflections. He’s clearly copying Robert Plant with the way he uses his vibrato.

        1. I mean very very early Rush, the pre-prog stuff, Geddy was also doing a Plant attempt, but sounded screechier

  472. Also, I found out today that Enter Sandman played backwards sounds like a Smith’s riff lol

  474. Frank's first kiss was to the sound of Modern English's I Melt With You

    1. This late? Come on man don’t be so basic (i have drank 2 cups and mot eaten yet)

      1. Yes, this will be my fourth- only doing 3 lately but im tired AF today

        1. I could drink 100 cups of coffee and it wouldn’t offset how tired I am all the time lol

          1. Lol, I kinda need this one to get kids to music etc today

  476. Also Bach fucked
    Bro had 7 kids – his wife dies- married a student and had 13 kids with her- dang

    2. That was back when you had to play the odds of more than 1 of your kids surviving to adulthood lol

      1. My kids Nysmma piece he got a bach like set and ghey had story on back

      1. I think u would approve the new lease- is not gigantic lol

      1. EV + wall charger + solar panels at home = haven't been to a gas station since November

        1. Im just waiting for spring and for us to stop bombing folks

      2. also it ain't Brazil. Car's from the land of glorious leader Xi Jinping

  483. How is Jimmy’s yard always perfectly dusted with snow? I feel like he lives jn a fucking Good Homes catalogue.

  484. Team Aqua: We will use the unstoppable power of the sea god Kyogre to usher in an era of water!

    Kyogre actually: Oops. Sorry bud. Didn’t mean to splash ya

        1. Brother, what beard? I can’t grow facial hair for shit. In between trims it at best looks like when Kojima got fired and he was all neck beard lol. I’m not the person to talk to about this sadly.

  488. My son was playing 5 nights at Epsteins apparently at school 🤦🏻

      2. He said its basically FNAF but with Epstein, Trump, snd Stephen Hawkin

  489. I'm watching Rashomon for the first time and they're at the end of the book with a third of the movie left to go

    1. Also that was vadees mom in video- she doesn’t want him playing that garbage

  495. If this comment gets 6 upvotes, I’ll get “SQNSLTN” as my license plate

      1. I’m joking, do you know how expensive stupid vanity plates are in California.

      1. I actually don’t lol. I do not have $200 to spend on a bullshit license plate right now. It was a bit

  498. Pokopia could've had MMO or sandbox like multiplayer where you seamlessly share creations and a world with other players and it would've sold 50 million copies but instead we get 2004 GameBoy tier "multiplayer"

  500. That's because people care way too much about gameplay and have weird ideas about what makes it good

    1. What does this even mean? Gameplay literally the only thing that matters in a game. Literally nobody is choosing to play a game with bad gameplay over a game with bad graphics or story. Balatro has the most simple graphics, no story, not ever really any music but it’s amazing because the core gameplay loop is amazing. By your logic, Bubsy 3D is a better game.

      On top of this, AAA western games have been getting away with being generic as fuck for years because games like GOW and RDR2 look and sound amazing. Like literally nobody talks about how bad the camera is in the new GOW’s because nobody cares, it looks nice, has a good story and a solid gameplay loop, but if it had bad graphics and that same loop, most people wouldn’t love it.

      Hell look at point and click games. There’s a reason the OG Monkey’s Island is a classic while the other ones aren’t. It’s because OG Monkey’s Island is basically the only point and click game that figured out an engaging gameplay loop when 99% of point and click games have a fucking awful gameplay loop full of guessing. Gameplay is ultimately the only thing that matters. BOTW/TOTK are washed out looking games, with less good music than the other games in the franchise, but nobody gives a fuck at the end of the day because the game is actually fun to play.

  501. I think me and Spiffy are the only two people in the world who like The Last Guardian lol

  502. My laptop is pretty powerful, but working/gaming on it is giving my eyestrain cuz of how small and cramped it feels at times. Especially for photoshop/animate.
    I've decided I'm gonna invest in a monitor and turn it into a makeshift desktop.

    1. Steam Deck is my PC. I love it. Its been hard learning Linux though. I only ever used Windows my whole life so its like a second language.

      Its really easy to emulate games on Deck so I appreciate that.

  503. FFor Some reason they decided to add a pursuer enemy/stealth sections to Fatal Frame 2 and I fucking hate it

    1. I mean the pursuer is technically there in the original, but it was more like… leave this room as fast as possible or you will be one shot

  504. I watched Pulp Fiction with my girlfriend the other day. She loved it

  505. Garnacho fucking sucks. Insane some people on our sub didn’t instantly recognize he’s not good enough. Legitimately the type of player who ends up barely playing at Espanyol but he has an attitude like he’s Messi.

  506. Chelsea are fucking dogshit. Genuinely the fact we were even considering Delap makes me question our SD’s tbh.

  507. It’s great living in a country where the people in charge of sending people to their deaths in war are unaware of the concept of sea mines…

  508. There are no more reddit moment comments than when people expect foot soldiers to stand up to Trump. These people have never met a veteran in their life. All these soldier types are just borderline psycho racists that want a “legit” reason to kill people. Every single person who went to military school can attest to the fact the rank and file are all borderline psychos. I’ve never heard anybody say differently. I knew somebody in high school who went to West Point and became a commissioned Air Force officer and he said that the amount of enlisted people who he wouldn’t even let into his building to apply for an interview if he was running a business is shocking.

  514. The fact Iraola was getting calls to be hired at United proves this fanbase is full of absolute retards. This dude’s team is getting battered by one of the worst teams in the league. If Burnley were any good, Bournemouth would be down 4-0 now

  515. The Prem is complete and utter shit now. Completely pigeon holed themselves with “PaCe aNd PoWeR”

    Now literally nobody who can’t win a rugby scrum can even play in the PL. there is zero fucking technical skill in these games now

  516. There’s a reason why the Prem is doing so bad in the Knock Out rounds. None of these PL teams are good at playing teams that are good on the ball anymore. They’re so used to every fucking match being a rugby scrum 2-1 on corner kicks where the other team doesn’t even attempt to play on the football. Madrid did nothing special against City, but they dog walked them by having players with actual technical skill. There is not one player on Madrid or PSG or Bayern who you would say isn’t press resistant, the way PSG especially plays is intoxicating to watch because every single player can take a touch under pressure and the ball sticks to their feet. The PL doesn’t allow that.

    The Prem is “competitive” because everyone is able to find players who can match the physicality and pace of the top teams because they have money. If West Ham was owned by a local carpenter, the league would not be competitive at all

  518. On top of all that, you have teams like Chelsea, United, and recently City that will give you stupid money for players. Chelsea spent a combined 76 million on Jorgensen and Sanchez (it’s like twice that if you wanna add Kepa) You could literally have bought the best Keeper in the world, the best backup in the world and had money left over for Kravaschelia to boot, who would be by far your best winger. It’s fucking nonsense.

  519. PSG’s entire midfield, the best by far in the world cost less than Liverpool spent on Wirtz.

  521. Overall I think I give Red Dead a solid 8.5/10. Definitely felt like a slog for the first portion of the game but it really picks up when you get to Mexico. And they did a really good job with the modern update. Def gonna play Red Dead 2 sometime soon but I wanna see if they give it the rumored ps5 patch

      1. Definitely looks like Red Dead 2 is on another level in the story department. The first two thirds of 1 kinda feel like GTA where its random bullshit and characters doing stuff until you finally come across the government agents when you reach Blackwater

        1. It looks good. My eyes also hurt like crazy from screen use sometimes but I cant figure out what type of display would actually prevent it from happening.

          1. If your able to adjust brightness/contrast settings that might help.
            My laptop is an OLED, and the display is fantastic, but it’s so small to work on, and the contrast makes the whites so fucking bright lol.

  523. Chelsea have spent 2 fucking billion and their defense is literally abhorrent. How is this even possible. Again, you could have bought the best defenders in the world
    for how much you spent but your CBs are Fofana/Chalobah/Tosin

  526. 200 goddamn fucking million on that midfield? They literally let Joelinton walk through them. If Enzo is worth 100 million then I have a date with Anna Sewai tonight good fucking lord.

  527. Again, you could have bought PSG’s entire midfield and Kravaschelia and fucking Doue for that much.

  528. Lol, the fullbacks and CB’s don’t even cover garnacho. They just let him pass and fill up the middle because they know he can’t pass or cross or beat a man.

    1. Congrats on all that snow in Chicago. Chicago’s famous mountains are your bitch.

  531. Linkdn Liam is such a dogshit manager. How are you losing to a double pivot of Woltemade and Joelinton in the year of our lord 2026

  533. I just found out I can't get a train ticket back home this weekend because the line I have to take is under maintenance until monday.
    Lol.

  534. I din’t get how people are arguing with me on this point. The quality of the PL overall is fucking bad right now.

  535. II'm Gonna buy some edibles because there's not much else to do right now until monday lol.

  536. City’s new SD is fucking terrible. Imagine spending money on Bait Nouri. Imagine spending money on Marmoush and Cherki.

  537. That’s the title done and dusted for Arsenal. This City team does not have the talent or moxie to challenge them.

  538. Chelsea could have bought Hermansson for like 2 dollars and they’d be better off with him in goal than Sanchez or Jorgenson.

  539. City have bought fucking terribly. Marmoush, Kousanov, Reijnders, Ait Nouri Doku, Savinho are all dogshit signings.

  540. Semenyo is also stealing a living. Yeah, he’s scored a few good goals but he is a mid table level player. He’s good in transitions, useless any other time.

    These PL teams have spent hundreds and hundreds of millions on absolute fucking shitters. So many mid ass players going for 70 million.

  541. And also Donnaruma is laughably mid for how much people glaze him. Enrique got about 4 months of absolutely world class play out of him and he has never been that good ever. He is fucking horrible in the air but you’re paying 300k a week

      1. You know, I think I'll refer to Harbaugh as Harby now and he'll be very confused

  543. I found this channel on my Grandpa’s cable that just plays martial arts, Samurai and action movies constantly. It’s pretty dope.

  546. I’m genuinely trying to thjnk what it means. Other than budget which is probably true. These movies are all lo fi af

  547. Also the channel after that is dubbed NHK news and them talking about Trump is genuinely so funny. “Dah-nuld trumpu”

      1. The anchor’s reaction to Trump not knowing sea mines are a thing was so funny.

          1. The fact him and Hegseth both seem to not understand how catastrophic getting into a land war in Iran is. That country is the definition of “Do not invade, you will get fucked up by Guerilla tactics”

            They also seem to think they can just send boats through the strait with zero effort. Buddy, there are enough sea mines to light up all of New York in that water rn

          3. You can be a war monger and be good at it. Steve Bolton certainly was. But they’re not even good at it. Homie is announcing our war strategy on Twitter at 3 am.

  548. It’s weird seeing news from a country where there are actual media standards.

  549. I’m near constantly ahead of the curve when it comes to sports opinions man. Everybody now realizing Delap is shit. Brother, I watched 1 game of his and said “He’s not a top level striker” IDK how it took until he had 0 goals in 28 for people to be like “huh maybe he is shit.”

    Again, I saw Cherki get bodied by the worst United midfield I’ve seen in my life and MFers be spending 55 mil on him. Insane.

  550. I think governments are beginning to realize public opinion doesn't matter anymore and betraying voters is positive in the long run because they won't have any expectations that'll tie you down while in power. Russia has incurred hundreds of thousands of casualties in Ukraine and no one really cares because there's no point. It'll be the same in the US eventually.

    1. The billionaire class realized they can just do whatever they wanted because America is too complacent to do anything about it and they’ll blame immigrants.

  555. You guys are lucky I’m not a Chelsea fan because I’d be going nuclear today lol

  557. @disqus_mlStSRKA4x:disqus I know you're probably busy skiing but your reddit fog index is 16 while mine is only 12 what the heck

      1. Text complexity. Your writing is so complex only college graduates would be able to understand.

  559. Just did an escape room bday party with a dozen 10-11 year olds- need alcohol

  563. I dont know why it takes 20 minutes to generate these reports though. Very annoying.

  564. RCUEN and RLUEI are SLOAN (Big 5) personality types that differ primarily in emotional stability and agreeableness. RLUEI ("limbic") is more emotionally volatile and self-critical, while RCUEN ("calm") is more emotionally stable and generally more concerned with internal logic than public image. Both are often associated with INTP/ISTP types.
    Key Differences:
    RCUEN (Reserved, Calm, Unstructured, Egocentric, Non-curious):
    Emotional Stability: Higher (Calm).
    Agreeableness: Lower (Egocentric/independent).
    Focus: More self-focused and less concerned with public image.
    Openness: Lower (Non-curious).
    RLUEI (Reserved, Limbic, Unstructured, Egocentric, Inquisitive):
    Emotional Stability: Lower (Limbic/neurotic).
    Agreeableness: Lower/Moderate.
    Public Image: More concerned with public image and may have low self-esteem tendencies.
    Openness: Higher (Inquisitive

  572. Why is Mbeumo better at playing an offside trap than Chelsea’s 1 billion pound defense lol

  575. I really hate ice cube now. Every goddamn day this guy has a shift he ends up eventually playing the same 3 ice cube songs and I'm tired of them. I get I'm the only person at work that doesn't lik3 them but it is making me a rage filled demon

    1. The lyrics they don't like me because I act too manly but that's just me, imma tell it like it is I'mma call what I see. To me just screams asshole

  579. We should have kept Amorim. Everything he is saying was right. But whatever. These SD’s wanted to sign Delap so they’re fucking retards.

  584. I saw an old video of dreamhack and everyone thought it's AI or some dystopian white collar sweatshop. They know SEL but have never seen dreamhack before.

  585. So let me get this straight, barely clipping somebody was a penalty last week but grabbing somebody’s shirt and keeping them from jumping doesn’t even get a VAR check now. Curious.

  586. Anybody who says they enjoy watching the prem this year is lying. The football across the board is completely unwatchable dogshit

  587. This is ridiculous. I’ve seen about 900 pens given for the type of holding they’re doing. Remember when that was a pen for McTominay against 115? Fuck off you fucking rigging pricks

  588. This is ridiculous. I’ve seen about 900 pens given for the type of holding they’re doing. Remember when that was a pen for McTominay against 115? Fuck off you fucking rigging pricks

  592. 32 minutes in and every single game going on right now is 0-0. The league’s standards are fucking in the gutter.

  593. The entire PL is feeling the wrath of teams spending 50+ million on players that used to cost 10.

  595. Also anybody who wants us to keep Carrick is begging for mediocrity. This is just Ole ball without the rapist sniping a longshot every 5 minutes.

  598. y'all should yourselves a favor and watch Wagner Moura's actual best movies, Secret Agent isn't his best work

    and especially not Narcos

    1. If only a certain troll here had been saying this since the first month of the season…

  600. Mainoo is so slow it looks like he’s jogging when he’s running full speed. Amorim was 100% right about him but our fanbase are retards.

  603. I genuinely never thought anybody would touch Becks’ assist record lmao

  604. brother cheering for a depressing movie about depressing Swedes when we made a thriller with Dona Sebastiana and a hairy leg

  610. Anybody arguing that isn’t offside can legitimately get the lethal injection because you’re too stupid to be allowed to live.

  611. And a handball in the build up not called. Yeah, please send your arguments this isn’t blatant rigging directly to my inbox (my toilet)

  612. Taylor shouldn’t be reffing an U-8’s game let alone a top flight game

  614. The worst reffing performance I’ve seen since last time we had Anthony Taylor

  615. I’m sure harby and his not at all bias will say that isn’t an offside. He clearly touched it and mings played fucking basketball with it in the box. But he’ll bring up the one time Salah didn’t get a pen on a dive.

  616. Genuinely, if you gamble on sports you should be fucking shot and put down for being a retard.

    1. How is Smash Mouth touring without the only guy in the band anybody fucking has ever heard of lol

    2. I'm ditching a metal festival in the same day for god damn Echo & the Bunnymen, is this what being Frank feels like

      1. Because Chelsea have spent 2 billion and are still starting guys who weren’t good enough for Fulham 3 years ago.

  621. Liam Delap might genuinely be the worst striker I’ve seen at a big team in the last decade. He is fucking dreadful. He’s a yellow card magnet who can’t take a touch, can’t finish, can’t hold up play and can’t win second balls. Literally paid 35 million for something a 12 year old could accomplish

  622. Also, these pundits need to shut the fuck up about United and keep my striker’s name out their goddamn mouths. A month ago people were saying Sesko will never make it at United, now he’s got 11 goal involvements in half the time played of the other striker signings.

  623. Also, everybody who compared Odegaard to Bruno should be retroactively bitch slapped. Bruno is the best player in the league, let alone a better 10.

    1. Leo, I know Firefly is like your favorite shit ever but… Hasn’t the time passed? I mean the creator is black listed for being a sex pest.

  626. Every single person who both sides’d the election should genuinely be put in a concentration camp. Or more likely, drafted because they’re all Gen Z losers.

  627. It’s funny how all the things that the annoying leftists claimed Kamala was going to do, Trump ended up doing. It’s almost like it was a psy-op or something to get people to not vote.

  629. I’ll never understand how people genuinely thought “accelerationism” was the answer to fixing things. This country will not ever recover from this. And that’s if we don’t get everyone killed in a war.

  631. This game will probably end in a draw because Konate and VVD are shit

  632. Actually IDK. Spurs might actually be the worst team jn the league

        1. I’m not. Look at the difference in our general play that having forwards who can actually carry the ball has made. It mystifies me anybody actually thought Garnacho was any good. He’s a legit mid table La Liga level player.

          We got Cunha and Mbeumo and all of a suddenly we’re 2nd in Xg and 3rd in chances created.

          1. Playing 1 game a week has also shown why Casemiro with fresh legs completely changes the team. Having a DM that does what he does is vital to having a functioning PL team. You have Gravenberch who isn’t athletic or physical enough to play as a 6 and Mac Allister that for whatever reason looks like his legs are done al Fabinho.

  634. The entire Prem is feeling the effects of how hyper inflated the transfer market has become. Wirtz is the type of player that used to go for 40 million.

      1. Yeah, kind of my point? The way the transfer market has gotten ridiculous post Neymar transfer is destroying the quality of the prem. Chelsea spent 35 million on Delap. You used to buy borderline PL shitters like him for 8 pounds and a lobster tail.

  636. Everybody continually said “It must be the manager”
    For Pogba too. Ole never seemed to unlock him either though. Funny how that works.

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