1 thoughts on “RH : here comes Sunday!”

  1. Frimpong is a fucking pace merchant. I’ve never see. Him put in a decent cross for Liverpool

  2. Dragusin is the type of player you buy from Slavia Praha for like 300k in 2008 but for some reason he’s worth 30 mil now.

  3. Anybody who didn’t see Trump attacking Iran so we could re open oil purchasing from Putin who we just lifted sanctions on is genuinely retarded

  4. Another fantastic match from Simmons. He maybe got 3 touches today

  5. Sobozlai at Right back and frimpong at right wing is genuinely hilarious though lol

  6. Rio is your best attacker because he can actually take a man on lol

  8. Why is Rio coming off when Gakpo has touched the ball like 1 times total in this game lol.

  9. Wirtz with another 120 million dollar performance and getting hooked

  10. I don’t wanna hear fucking shit from Harby about treating Wirtz unfairly. The media abuses players who we paid a quarter of the money on way more. They always say “He’s gonna be a good player for Liverpool” why is he allowed to be dog shit for so long before being allowed to criticize him. You already criticized Sesko for scoring 8 in 11.

  13. Dragusin is the perfect fucking embodiment of the current state of affairs in the prem. What the utter absolute fuck is that defending.

  14. Another thing emblematic of the prem being garbage now, the ref is a totally Bedarded and gave a GK lol

  16. The quality of this game is actually pathetic tbh. The Prem is in the gutter rn

  17. This ref has missed 5 fucking corners for us. 5! Never seen this befofe

    1. Clearly you didn’t watch our game lmao. Taylor missed like at least 4 GK/Corner decisions.

  18. Once again, I’m ahead of the curve on my opinions. Been saying all year the quality of the PL sucks and now it’s becoming popular opinion.

  19. I told you all Premier League was trash this entire timebut nobody ever listened to me

  20. Still better than yank sports. Just closer to their shittines

  22. I'm absolutely on the edge of my seat watching 0-0 games every weekend

    1. Yeah, but all the boredom is soccer is canceled out by having to see non stop gambling ads in American sports.

    2. Oh yeah (ad) we prefer the (ad) fluidity of (ad) watching an (ad) american football (ad) match (ad) (replay brought to you by Pabst Blue Ribbon)

  24. If you told me Spurs’ players were betting on them getting relegated I would genuinely believe it at this point tbh

  26. You forgot “picture in picture ad after coming back from ad break. Do you even watch NFL dawg

  28. Wirtz and Rio were our only good players except the usual Alisson saving us and he couldn’t wait to sub them out early second half

  29. Danso literally just standing there while the ball bounces right in front of his face. What the fuck.

    1. Brother, I’ve seen better general play from my rec team and we were starting a 40 year old guy who had a full knee replacement.

  31. I don't care at all about this season's PL results.

    so long as Spurs gets relegated we'll all be laughing our way to 2027

  32. Mac Allister buddy, how are you getting juked out of your boots by Xavi Simmons lmao

  35. Of course it was Richarlison. But my fucking god. How can you blame the manager for this. Mac Allister looks like he’s running in fucking lead.

  36. Anybody who claims VVD is “one of the best PL defenders of all time” is fucking delusional. He’s not even better than Wes Brown let alone Rio or Terry or fucking Vidic.

    1. He is. Sati he is and you can’t change that objective fact. The man is 34 now

          1. Henry played when he was going up against the best manager in history. If not for us and Abramovich, Arsenal would have like 4 more leagues.

  38. The classic VVD “leadership” fuck up then start yelling at everyone else. Great captain

  39. I dare you to lose it with the last kick I fuckign dare you

    1. You better be prepared for how fucking insufferable I will be when a new manager doesn’t fix this lol

      1. Sati this squad isn’t shit like your ole squads. You are out of luck

        1. None of the players you have bought besides Ekitike have been up to par.

  42. Anyway my trip was great. We got to ski during all 6 days but the last one the wind was so high the chair elevators and the gondol were taken offline so it was just those dreadful anchor elevators that kill your legs

    1. Honestly, the biggest obstacle to me skiing would probably be the ski lift.

    1. Sorry I was talking slotball. Now you have my full attention

  45. Look at how much better our attack is with players who can actually carry the ball and finish. That’s why we improved out goal output because we don’t have Garnacho shooting into people’s shins. Darwin and Diaz were both better than what you currently have.

          1. he just said that people should be shot because they ruined his favorite sport, but he can ruin everyone else's likes

  48. This entire country sold its soul to people who can’t even be bothered to pretend to have one any more.

  49. No Slot it’s not completely normal to get booed off the pitch

  52. I mean genuinely look at this compilation. I could have told you before the season this dude is a Championship level striker at best. They genuinely spent 35 million on some fucking shitter that would have gone for about 3 pounds and a fish and chips 10 years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/chelseafc/s/fbCly5tPPS

  53. Also, Kommander saying I’m “drugged” is unironically whiter than anything I’ve ever dine

    1. Decided 2k would be best since that's what my laptop is.
      An oled screen for $400 aint bad, and works well for gaming and photoshop.

      1. Nah, Fire Red plus I’m replaying Legends Arceus cause I never finished it.

      1. It’s as good and addictive as everyone says. I’m just playing the first one cause it was on sale.

  56. An amazing weekend for Yahnited and now it’s time to pre-game the fuck out of NIN

  57. I might try to get the DS3 plat. Gonna be grindy af, but y'know

        1. That ending all but confirmed a Gaiden starring Mine working for the Daidoji?

          1. I think it's less that and more a very different remaining of 4 coming

          3. I mean yeah but he also recruited Hamazaki and they've been hinting that "kiwami" is ending, but they'll do something for remakes beyond 3

      1. IIt's All cause some stuff is tied to covenants (PvP shit). It's hard to grind that offline

  58. Frank, my coworker from Recife explained me the context of the hairy leg

  59. Also I beat Fatal Frame 2 remake last night. My big problems are the pursuer enemy being free to roam past his initial room in the OG (he goes away for a lot of the game at least), and sometime the game is bad at registering attacks/if you were supposed to be hidden by an enemy. Otherwise it's a pretty faithful remake

  60. I remember in american dad the James bond episode the villain tear jerker was gonna make an Oscar bait movie so sad it makes people cry to death. It was called Oscar Gold and it was a movie of a mentally challenged kid in a concentration camp

    1. NNo can do that's my copy of a game I will likely play once more in 10 years to sit on

  63. We are also competing in best casting.

    no other movie has Tania Maria. Just saying.

  71. People saying Michael B. Jordan deserves the award because he played two roles

    bitch, Wagner played three

  72. Everybody get on Kalshi and make a bet predictions based guess on what mistake I make tonight

  81. I hope the two legendary Russian animators working on their movie for 50 years get an award before they die

  83. that Jacob Elordi guy looks like if Lurch from the Addams Family became hot

  84. also get fucked Elle Fanning and whoever the hell the other scandiavian was

    (I'm gonna celebrate every loss from that movie)

  85. II'm Gonna be offline until I talk to my therapist. Not really doing well and don't wanna pretend to be okay. My obsession with death and my need to control things is making my head a bad place atm. I'm gonna try to watch movies and stuff I enjoy

    1. I'm sorry DK. I think I was crashing out yesterday so I kind of know how you feel. Let me know if you want any recommendations.

  88. did they bring Gwyneth Paltrow onto the stage thinking that Hamnet was a sequel to Shakespeare in Love?

  89. all Wagner had to say was "The Secret Agent" and everybody in the theater screamed in hype

    those scandinavians would never

  94. this narrator is the most deeeeeeeeeeeeeeevious bastard in Looondon citaaaaaay

  102. goddammit Ryan Coogler isn't doing a speech he's going full Busta Rhymes

  104. I have a feeling this is the first and last time I will be drinking soju

  105. I feel like Matt Berry should have presented the in memoriam section of the Oscars, just to say that those who passed were his best friends, his pals. His hometown boys, his rotten soldiers. His sweet cheeses, his good time boys.

  107. why even presenting a production design award when a Del Toro movie is running

  117. this neverending Bridesmaids skit was a great reminder that Kristen Wiig is insufferably unfunny

  121. dude, I don't wanna be that guy, but you're not a son of a "FAMOUS" dad… no Gen-Zer knows who the fuck Bill Pullman is

  128. the pain is lessened by me being able to look at Priyanka Chopra while a bunch of pretentious white europeans are talking

  132. there should be an Oscar for "Best Scene" and give it to THAT SCENE from Sinners

        1. no, there was one French guy who won an Oscar and dedicated it to the opera and ballet community

    1. I don't want to be disrespectful but same with some of the acceptance speeches. They sound like children.

  156. That was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. This is worse than the Nomadland win.

  158. Wow 1975 was a million times better. Not a single movie nominated today comes close to Barry Lyndon or One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

  170. When they played back to back to back Tron Ares songs, my soul merged with the lifestream.

  173. I just found out that Matt Berry is voicing Bane in the upcoming Lego Batman game, and a more perfect casting has never been more cast

      1. “Riddle me this, riddle me that man!”

        “Ugh, always doing riddles, siz guy”

        1. "I went for a swim in the pool, but it was the Lazarus Pit, and now I'm a wiiiizard"

  175. King Crimson was close but that was fucking nerd shit. It was awesome to me because I’m a fucking mark who pops for complex time signatures. The show itself was nowhere near the quality of production as NIN.

      1. TBF, I could see the show not being good in specific arenas. The production was amazing here but I could easily see so many of those songs sounding like complete dogshit live too

          1. Oh well he definitely played the hits this tour lol. It was basically just hits and Tron Ares stuff. He played a few deep cuts from the double album but otherwise it was basically all hits

  176. My top 5 concerts (not including festivals)

    5. Primus Fox theater 2012 New Years Eve
    4. Coheed and Cambria + Chon + Covet Redding 2016
    3. Tame Impala during the Lonerism tour 2013
    2. King Crimson with Steve Vai and Danny Carey on drums Bayou City Music Hall
    1. NIN Chase Center

    1. 5. Bruce Springsteen @ San Siro
      4. Soundgarden @ Hyde Park
      3. The Darkness @ Milano
      2. Ghost @ São Paulo
      1. Rolling Stones @ Hyde Park

      1. You saw Bruce Springsteen at the San Siro? What the fuck? Or is there a San Siro in Brazil too

          1. I’m sorry but hearing Born to Run in an Italian stadium gotta be funny as fuck.

          3. Hearing a stadium full of Italians sing Born in the USA must have been crazy lol

          4. you could have told me his name was Bruzzio Springastini and I would have believed it, Italians love that guy to fucking death

      2. And I’m jealous you got to see soundgarden. My family got to see NIN with soundgarden but I was in Texas.

  177. DK would have been in heaven there. Like an absurd amount of alt girls in black lipstick lol

      1. There were a lot of asian girls there too lol. Like more than I assumed would be. Then again, I was with 2 asian girls so IDK.

  178. Lol, Chelsea avoided getting a transfer ban but got an academy transfer ban which is basically the same thing for them.

  180. Best acting of her career because she wasn’t acting, she just saw the ending and stopped wanting to live.

  181. Seriously man what is it with people not calling back in regards to a job

    1. You can tell Vadee is under 30 because he thinks these places actually look at applications lol

      1. My guy, I'm a computer science grad who's been looking for an entry level job for almost 4 years now, I clearly know about this shit

        1. You can tell Vadee is under 30 because he thinks his degree means anything.

    2. You have to follow up at least once. They probably get hundreds of applications

      1. Plus with AI it's even worse. My roommate had to filter out like actual thousands

      2. No, this person I'm contacting directly by email because he knows my dad and said he might have a job for me. He was supposed to call me last Tuesday, didn't get to me until Friday to ask me what time he should call me Monday, told him 1pm, here I am with no email nor call

    1. my blind patriotism forces me to watch it, even if it's YET ANOTHER FUCKING JEDI THAT SURVIVED THE PURGE

      1. I’m 99% sure you’ll say I’m crazy but have you ever put bread cheese in coffee? I saw a video saying that is an old tradition in Finland and I genuinely don’t think it is.

          1. Yeah, they probably meant like 1600’s or some shit but I was like “Feel like we’d be making fun of Harby non-stop if he put cheese in his coffee.”

          3. There’s an NFL player who puts Mayo in his coffee and the thought of that makes me genuinely sick

  184. I had to sit in the middle seat of the uber because I’m selfless and wanted the other people to have more room (did I mention I’m handsome and also very humble.) So imagine 6’3 me in the middle seat of a prius. I made the driver laugh when I said “It’s fine I didn’t like having MCL’s anyway.”

  185. Was tired af after driving back from one end of Finland to the other, but I woke up still early this morning so I could beat the final chapter of RE9 before werk.

    Amazing game. 9/10

    And the unusual bonus content of Grace’s FBI report about the whole story of RE and how this game’s revelations affected that is worth pludits. 60 pages of reading. You don’t see that ever not since Skyrim books lol.

    Also the bts video of the making of the game. These are things that used to be in extras back in the day but have gone extinct since.

    And the usual RE store is cool as always. I will def do insanity run

    1. How far is it to drive across Finland? Like 4 hours Max? I could drive 4 hours and not even be in Nevada.

        1. I was being hyperbolic but I would still be in Texas driving from Houston to Sante Fe lol

      3. "haha America is so big and we have so much land because my ancestors genocided the natives and took it from them" weird flex

        1. Buddy, I’m fully aware of the history. Just saying that Finland is tiny.

      4. Also just for reference I'm not bragging about genocide here but just for reference it takes 20 hours to get from here to Manitoba

        1. I could have lived without that pointless flashback bit, or half of the length of that Raccoon City section

          2. TThe RPD was amazing, idk about the rest. Although the glass building was pure comedy, felt like I was falling in Blight Town again

  186. You guys have known I exaggerate things for comedic effect for a decade and yet you still act like I’m measuring scientifically lol

  187. I don’t care if the photo of Kojima wearing the Big Boss shirt with the arrow pointing to his dick is real or not, but I will not accept it being anything else other than real.

  189. He's Kiryu's favorite too, he literally uses his name in hiding lol

    1. Obviously not because if he was, Trump would be raging on truth social at 3AM telling Iran all our battle tactics.

      1. He's either in an ICU or is hyper paranoid after the attempt on his life and laying as low as possible.

  192. also Karma I think I see what they are trying to do with the possible retconning of some of Yakuza 4

        1. cowardrice was trying to make Mine somewhat relatable (he's not) in Dark Ties after what he does in Chapter 11. Not this.

          1. I think even more than that was attempting to make Kanda not just a joke

      1. JRPGs are the only things I'm playing lately on Switch. I played Tactics for a bit but shelved it for the time being

  197. I'm replaying MGS2 for the first time ( I never liked it that much) and I forgot how bizarre some of the codec stuff is:

    Rose: Jack why don't you ever sleep next to me after we have sex? You always leave, and I've never even been in your bedroom.

    Jack: Ah, Rose I'm a bit busy fighting terrorists for my life and trying to prevent a nuclear explosion over Manhattan at the moment, can we talk about this later?

    Rose: Can you remember when I forced my way into your bedroom that one time? That was the first time you beat me.

    Jack: Uh…

    Rose: It wasn't even the violence that scared me, it was your room. It was empty, just a desk and a bed. You didn't even have any posters!

    Jack: Oh so you'd rather I had a poster of you up on the wall?

    Rose: That's not what I meant Jack!

    Jack: No Rose I see how it is, we'll talk about this later!

    End call.

    WTF?

    1. Raiden is too busy fighting Metal Gears to be concerned about things like bedroom decor.

      1. That and beating his girlfriend which I hear takes up a bit of time too.

        1. His whole character arc is learning how to not be a war machine. Have you even played MGS 4?

          1. No. 1 was my first playstation game but then I didn't like 2 so I only played that once then gave up on the series till 5. Now I've got the master collection vol 1 to play through them all

  198. Why are people so vindictive? The actual victim already forgave the murderer but they still think he deserves to suffer and go to jail.

    1. Only Fromsoft game that made me quit. I gotta give it another shot one of these days.

  201. Why didn’t Trent Reznor bring AI Johnny Cash on stage to sing Hurt with him? Does he have artistic integrity?

      1. No. I need to watch it but I don’t have anything to watch it on

        1. oH OK ITS AVAILABLE FOR FREE ON PLEX AND ADULT SWIM DOT COM BUT I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THE SOUNDTRACK AND THOUGHT SATTY WOULD LIKE THIS FOR SURE

  202. DK, I bought DQ 1+2 HD and Tomb Raider 1-3 remastered yesterday for my birthday

  206. I’m so fucking done with Warsofsky tbh. I don’t care if he’s good at developing talent or whatever. Leddy should not be fucking getting starts at this point in the season. Call up caggioni or Allen, this dude is fucking dead weight and not at all a part of the future. To healthy scratch our best RHD when ww literally have zero decent RHD is a war crime. And stop fucking sending Ragenda down. He is a way better player than 90% of the boomers we put on our bottom 2 lines.

        1. If you had said “P4” i would have known instantly. Nobody abbreviates Persona as PS. Are you trolling lol

          1. No it was just autocorrect I swear I didn't even think the S could stand for sona

  209. Crimson Desert is the most hyped game ever but there are no Video reviews, no console footage and we barely know anything about it. It's a black box.

  210. I also made the neighbor laugh when her sister called her on speaker to ask where we were because she was “out front” and I just said “motherfucker, it’s a sphere, every side is the front.”

  211. The hardest part of beating a 10/10 game is deciding which game you want to play afterward. I still haven’t really decided. I guess I should finish AI

  214. Multiple time divorced guy bitching about “family values” is my favorite homophobe archetype

  217. Jack Harlow being allowed to be famous is the death of world culture. It’s the death kneel of society. This guy makes me ashamed to be white when I’m at best neutral towards my ethnicity.

  219. You wonder why the PL is so fucking shitty. How are Sporting losing 3-0. Bodo isn’t good. Their defending is horrid, Sporting’s forwards are fucking terrible. These are the players PL teams are buying.

  220. Remember when people were saying Goncalves should be the target for every PL team because he did well in a dominant league season? He should genuinely be on a fucking double brace by now.

  221. I don’t understand it honestly. PL teams operate in way less space than this constantly but they can’t beat any of these teams that play with way less intensity. The PL actually being competitive hurts it in Europe.

  222. The way these teams in Europe defend corners, you’d think Arsenal would be destroying the UCL.

    1. Zero Dawn been flooding the Gamestop discount bin since 2018 my guy

  229. Man I am dying to see Villeneuve explaining how Dune Messiah is set 18 years after the other one and Chalamet still looks 15

    3. I heard Chalamet is experiencing something called "twink death" it's like menopause for twinks

    4. He experienced early twink death. He’s aged 15 years in the last 8

  230. I forgot she has tiny strands of hair on her chin because the graphics are so ultra realistic. So she a femboy

    1. “Literally unplayable 0/10. Here’s my ai edit of her with an instagram filter and hentai tits so I can finally get hard enjoy the gameplay. Yes, of course I know women actually have imperfections, because I’m a huge sex haver.”

  231. Thierry Henry literally looks like he could go out and play better than Liam Delap does lol

      1. I tried with mine, she hated every second of the twenty minutes she watched

  233. now Denis, if you're really man enough, you will make a God Emperor of Dune movie

  234. People genuinely think Cherki and these losers that City bought are good. How did they get fucked so badly by this Bodo team. The Prem is fucking disasterous this season.

  235. Cherki is the type of player Fergie would have told you to fuck yourself for wanting 50 million for in 2008. He’s worth maybe 30. Maybe.

  238. We made salmon. I haven’t had for a month and it was divine

  239. That movie will have so many people fuming out of the theater in anger, I can't wait for Dune 3

    1. It will be such a clear divide between "those who read the book" and "those who didn't"

      even though Denis changed the ending of the first book

  241. movie takes place 17 years later

    Rebecca Ferguson still looking like one helluva babe

  243. Yeah, anybody who thought there was a genuine title race this year after City lost to Bodo is stupid. This City team is not really good and if we hadn’t dropped tons of points during AFCON we’d be in second rn

  244. let's be honest, what we really want to see is Pattinson being the ultimate slimy dickhead

  245. Rosenior is the type of dude to say “We may have lost the tie but got a chance to do some networking with some talented players like Kravatschelia and Marquinos” in a UCL post game

  246. If I spent 2 billion and defended like that still I would legit be smashing my scouts heads in on the touch line. What the actual fuck. Also, imagine spending 50 million on players consistently that are 10x worse than Kravatschelia.

  248. For the amount you bought Garnacho + Fofana + Delap you could have bought PSG’s entire starting midfield, and Kravatschelia. The way PL teams spend has utterly fucked them and the quality of the league. If Enzo is worth 100 million then I have a date with Margot Robbie tonight.

  250. Lol City. People gonna argue with me. Their new SD is absolute dogshit.

  251. You could have bought PSG’s entire midfield, Kravatshcelia and the two best full backs in the world for what you bought Cherki + Semenyo + Reijnders. Just fucking stupid stupid signings across the board.

  252. Why would you spend 300 million on a handful of mid players. Just fucking buy Mbappe at that point

  253. You guys are lucky I’m not a Chelsea fan because I would be going absolutely nuclear right now lmao. The crash out would have been generational

      1. United might be shit but we’re not “Spend 2 billion and cheat to be worse off than you were 3 years ago” bad.

  254. Not gonna play today but I tried firing up Horizon and god it looks amazing

  256. Imagine thinking Wirtz is worth more than twice the amount of Kravatschelia. He’s by far the best winger in the world rn.

  257. Liam Rosenior the type of dude to talk about “team bonding activities” when they’re in the locker room at half time down 7-2

  258. Like I imagine Rosenior pulling up a power point talking about “5 goals for the second half”

  259. Enrique doesn’t even care. Bro has not coached one second of this match lmao

  261. Also, Palmer isn’t actually good and I hope any (probably bullshit) rumors about us buying him are put to rest. He is a fine player that got overhyped by 1 good season where half his goal involvements were pens

  263. Chelsea will never be good under this management. How on earth have they given this average at best Championship manager 7 fucking years?

      1. It’s better than X7 but lighting your own ball hairs on fire might be more fun than X7

  265. I didn’t say this because I didn’t want Kommander to judge me but I did Mali/Ecstasy whatever you wanna call it for the first time at NIN.

  266. There are drugs I do where I go “probably don’t do that again because it felt too good” lol

      1. It was amazing. When they played back to back to back Tron Ares tracks and then Closer and Head like a Hole with the entire crowd singing the whole chorus I think my soul merged with the lifestream.

          1. It’s undoubtedly the best live show I’ve ever seen. And that’s not recency bias. Everything was so on point, I honestly thought the electronic aspect would sound like shit live but it was perfect. Production was utterly immaculate all night along with Reznor’s vocals.

          3. Even my friend who has seen more live music than I or you or probably anybody knows, he goes to legit at least 30 concerts a year said it was in his top 3 ever. So that just validated my opinion coming from him.

  268. Also, the lyft ride home was so funny. The dude was Korean and I was like “Can we play music?” But I couldn’t grt the bluetooth to connect and we were listening to Korean hip hop and it kinda slapped ngl.

      1. No, because I unselfishly sat in the middle seat and I could barely move. First thing I said is “If we get into an accident, my shin bones are gonna be in my chest, but it’s fine. I didn’t like having MCL’s anyway.”

          3. Her saying I’m “drugged right now” is more white than anything I’ve ever done

  269. And my friend was like “Oh he was very brave to say fuck Ice” and I said “Ok, let’s relax. He’s based but he said it in San Francisco, not Branson Missouri, I think you’d struggle to find a block without “Fuck Ice” written somewhere in SF”

  270. I hung out with the neighbor a bit after too because we both were too wired to sleep so we just hung out for like an hour.

      1. It was and then I made it cringe by trying to be the main character and calling her by her real name instead of her “American” name. I thought it would be cute to say goodnight like that but it came off as thinking I was in a rom com.

          1. It did. I probably would have made a real move if we both weren’t kinda fucked up but oh well. Didn’t want to be a creep.

  271. Also, I smoked so much weed. We smoked like total like 14 fucking blunts between pre-game and the concert. And the neighbor gave me her vape pen to hit and I was fucking blinkered by the time we got to the show. Security was a hassle because of my shoulder.

      1. I was trying not to get searched because I had like 4 blunts in my jacket pocket lol

  272. Also, I say blunts but they’re not real blunts. The wraps are hemp not tobacco. So it’s just a joint that looks like a blunt lol

  273. It was a great night. We all had a good time but my back hurts. Probably from being so selfless (I’m very handsome and humble as well FYI)

          1. “My good friend Jesus Christ, we love em… Right folggs? Yeah, my good friend he came back in 3 days… Everyone says ‘Satirical, we know you would come back in 2 days.’ And it’s true. I would, many are saying this.”

          3. The best part is he can’t go 2 sentences without contradicting himself any more. It used to be days now it’s like 2 sentences

          5. “My good friend Jesus Christ, we love em… Right folggs? Yeah, my good friend he came back in 3 days… Everyone says ‘Satirical, we know you would come back in 2 days.’ And it’s true. I would, many are saying this.”

  274. Also, she was playing some music for me and she was playing all the electronica bangers from like 2006-2013 when we were in the car and I was like “ok, I was not familiar with your game.”

  276. “It’s f**king obvious we’re building one of the best teams in the world”

    The gang loses 8-2 to PSG

  279. Also, I can’t post the pictures because my friends and family are in them but I actually felt like I looked good for the first time in like a year.

  281. I read men peak in their 30s but this is also bad because it makes it impossible for zoomers to sexually compete with millennials for their female peers

  282. I read men peak in their 30s but this is also bad because it makes it impossible for zoomers to sexually compete with millennials for their female peers

    1. This is what people are worried for gooners about? Baristas in skimpy clothes? Not the 900 anime ai filter hentai boob edits?

      1. Believe it or not a bikini barista cafe led to the first "goonicide" incident. A young man with a wife and kids was filmed masturbating to the bikini barista in the cafe's drive thru (this is against store policy) and he killed himself 3 days later in a Target parking lot after the incident went viral. Fellow gooners held a vigil outside the cafe and a small memorial was built in the parking lot but I think Target took it down unfortunately. Very interesting stuff.

  285. DK, I bought DQ 1+2 HD and Tomb Raider 1-3 remastered yesterday for my birthday

  286. Hearing 18,000 people scream “I wanna fuck you like an animal” was crazy though lol

  290. I thought the guy looked psychotic or manic though and assumed he was going through a mental health crisis based on the sudden suicide so I felt bad everyone turned his death into a meme and made tshirts with his face on it but a lot of people also thought he deserved it because masturbating in the drive thru was against store policy. Imagine being his child and seeing your dad become some gooner folk hero after death. He'll never be able to rest in peace but I guess that's why it's so horrific. We'll probably see a Conjuring 53 based on the story eventually.

  294. We all knew it was corruption and rigged for Morocco but this is taking it to another level

  295. I think Senegal should've been disqualified but stripping them of the title months later is stupid and I wouldn't even want it at that point if I were Moroccan. Imagine winning like that.

    1. I loved that game when I first started playing on PC and needed to practice aiming

      1. My old laptop was never able to run it, but my new one does it flawlessly.
        Been wanting to try it out for a while since I like the series a lot.

  297. Also, I wanna slap harby and Leo for acting like AFCON is a serious competition. Shit is a complete fucking joke

      1. Nah, I need to play something that isn’t a JRPG. I’ll probably play some Tom b Raider

        1. Tom B Raider sounds like a fake pseudonym you use on a fraudulent credit card application

        3. Play a visual novel. You'll like the house in fata morgana on Switch.

  304. What is going on man. Fuck this bullshit. I’m so tired of nothing fucking working with this site.

  306. Literally every comment for 2 hours is getting deleted. I’m so tired of this fucking garbage. Everything is a fucking scam.

  307. I can't believe his entire tragic backstory turned out to be losing a high-school swim meet. It's not that serious. She's literally cursed. Her parents are dead and this guy is crying about losing a race. He went into self imposed exile over this after getting wasted at a convenience store and crashing out.

      2. A boy moves in with his relatives on an island and meets lots of girls.

    2. I lost a state quarter final in baseball. You know how much that effected my life? None. I don’t even think about it.

  308. I can't believe One Piece season 2 references Monster House

  309. And I swear to god if he says “nah trust me bro, stats say Graf is bad on the top line” again I’m actually gonna crash out

  310. It’s 90 degrees in march but climate change isn’t real I guess. Fucking morons

    1. When my mom’s husband was alive I argued about that. He said he could show me studies that show climate change isn’t real. He obviously never did

      1. I can see the argument that earth naturally goes through cycles and that can be a cause, but there’s also empirical evidence the way we live accelerates it.

          1. His evidence is in the same pocket dimension as all the trans athletes dominating women’s sports and Trump’s Obamacare replacement

          3. I’m literally pissing and crying. How could a climate change denier possibly be anti-trans

  311. Like we keep Chernyshov and Bysted in the minors when the wingers on our 4th line are barely playable. The only decent player on our 4th line is Ostapchuk. At least he plays physical

  312. Do you think the creator of the ass file type named it that on purpose?

  314. I love the plot of X8 is “Oh no, the Reploids hi jacked our completely stupid moon access tower”

  316. MGS3 seems ok so far DK but it has already annoyed me once and I only just finished the tutorial bit.

      1. They're like "you can't be seen or engage with the enemy whatsoever, total stealth is a must for this mission" so I sneak in to the scientist without anyone seeing me then Snake calls his boss and says he's got the scientist and his boss asks about the sentries. "I had to kill them all, there was no other choice", boss says "oh, okie dokie then". Fucking stooges.

          1. Like come on, if you're going to tell me I killed a bunch of people then at least let me do it instead of crawling around for 10 minutes avoiding everything

          5. Relaxing always sounds good. I bought some more weight plates and played a bit of MGS3, I'll probably play some more in a bit depending on the market. How's fire red going?

          6. Gonna get swol. I am one of the 15 people that played mgs3 on 3ds. It’s a decent port other than the bad draw distance. How has the market been? I’m enjoying it though last gym was really frustrating. Only got two badges

          9. I'm going to try, plateaued a bit now though so upping my weights to 38lb to try and break through it. Market been surprisingly resilient, was expecting it to dump more with the war but it isn't so far unfortunately. Been going ok though.

          11. I think part of it is people realising that having an asset that can be traded 24/7 can be fairly useful when war breaks out over the weekend like what happened here.

          13. Yah. Anyway my pc is being stupid so I'mma go play some more MGS3 again. I'll have my phone on me if you want to message me though. Peace out bro.

  318. Shout out multiple time divorcees who complain about “family values” gotta be one of my favorite homophobe archetypes.

      1. All vascodialaters are apparently because they increase blood flow which means more stamina. That’s my guess anyway. All the other banned substances are either benzos or testosterone boosters.

          1. The only substance that isn’t either of those that is banned is Torbloral which is used to hide steroid cycles.

  323. I also didn’t realize why ritalin was banned until I played a practice on it and I was so fucking cracked I was like “Yeah, probably why they banned it”

  324. Harby the type of dude to throw away a whole pie because somebody took a slice out of it.

      1. Harby is the dude in the math problems that takes weird fractions out of the pie

  325. I mean, not that I’m surprised but Trump constantly bitching about “who appointed the Fed Chair, he’s terrible” it was you my guy.

  326. The only thing I feel like I’m bad at teaching in baseball (besides catcher because I have never played catcher a moment in my life) is hitting sliders. I was a switch hitter so sliders never went away from me, they were always coming down and in and when I was facing the R/L matchup, every single slider was an auto hit for me because I’m almost certain I hit .500 on pitches below my knees and in lol

  327. Oh, I’m too baseball brained I didn’t even register slider as in the burger lmao

  329. Has anybody seen the emails that Trump sends out to donors? Legit fucking hilarious

  331. I want to live a single day, like just one in the body of somebody who is like “ah fuck, some billionaire told me another billionaire will rig the election unless I donate to him”

  333. George Soros is the only person who I’ve never seen a picture of that apparently has more influence than the entire world government.

      1. Why would Hillary Clinton make me sacrifice a child to the Aztec God of Death?

  334. Bro is just a one man army out there making your kid trans and paying for J6 false flag operations (yes they all got pardoned, no I don’t care they’re innocent)

  335. I have nothing but respect for women but female group dynamics are really weird. Just so many things I can't imagine caring about.

    1. Every time my girlfriend used to vent about her friends I’d be like “Do you actually like any of these people?”

  337. Season 2 is genuinely great. Zoro just had basically his own Crazy 88 fight

    1. I’m sorry but the Live Action One Piece looks ai generated. Like it looks so uncanny valley to me. I’m sure it is good though.

          1. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a seiyuu that isn't in one piece

  338. Also, the problem with “reimagining” games is that adding content can also ruin the intent of the game. There’s a reason that Midgar is like the first 4 hours of the OG game. It’s because Midgar is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. It’s the story’s inciting incident and the build up to Sepiroth’s reveal. I genuinely do not understand how a single person defends FF7R part 1 as a remake. It’s reimagining what exactly, that we need to hang out with Tifa’s mom so the game can be 30 hours? There’s more garbage filler in that game than any “remake” I’ve ever seen and yet it’s almost counter balanced by how fucking magical the game is when it hits the actual high notes of the OG. It’s incredibly clear the first game should have been up to the golden saucer at minimum.

  341. I’m fucking done with Warsofsky. It’s time to get a real coach in not somebody who is good at developing players while tanking. Punishing Smith by dropping him to the 4th line instead of benching the literal worst defensemen in the league statistically is just such fucking lazy coaching. Why are the young players who are here to learn held to such high standards but Leddy can turn the puck over literally every zone exit and it’s fine. Fuck off Mike Greer, get a real fucking coach in that doesn’t default to benching our best players because he won’t hold any of these terrible fucking defensemen accountable.

    I don’t think a single forward group in the league has to work this hard to cover up for how truly awful our defending is, yes we are always giving the puck away but let’s bench our best passing defensemen because of one mistake but fucking Klingberg can fall over like a retard every fucking zone entry and nothing changes. Fucking awful coaching

  342. SShe's a russian girl too so you know satty is cooked if he ever watches this

  343. And Ragenda was fucking awesome today but bye. Time to go to the AHL. You committed the cardinal sin of not being over 30. I love how Mike Greer has drafted but how we are managing these assets is stupid. Fucking call Bysted up, I’m sick of watching Goodrow move like he has lead in his skates.

    There is ZERO fucking reason for Cagglioni to be in the minors still, if he is the second worst defensemen in the league, that’s literally still a fucking upgrade over Klingberg. Why is Ryan Reeves seeing minutes in big 2026, you’re telling me Musty would be worse? Our 4th line outside of Ostapchuck might as well be doing cardio.

  344. I’m all for advanced stats like any nerd but sometimes just believing your eyes is enough. I can see with my own eyes that we play better with Graf on the top line. The whole fanbase sees it but apparently the people in charge can’t.

  346. “Bysted won’t make it, he is a bottom 6 forward ceiling”

    My brother in Christ we have literally 1 NHL quality bottom 6 forward and you send him to the minors every other game.

  348. And if you’re not gonna call these players up and give them a shot, then fucking trade them for a defenseman who can hold the puck for more than 1 nano second without falling over and giving away a breakaway.

    1. I’m not sure. I def don’t wanna play a JRPG. I need a break after FF8/DQ3/Persona 3

      I’m w little burned out on Megaman too tbh since I played every X game except 4 this last 6 months or so.

  357. I’m lowkey glad we lost the world baseball classic just so Kash Patel can’t waste more of our tax money

  358. 28 days of fasting and only Now do I get the goddamn ear itching in the middle of fasting aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  359. Q tips I need q tips I want q tips baby sized because they're thinner and scratch deeper aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  362. Also, IDK how many times it needs to be said, good pitching always beats good hitting. Always. Our lineup was stacked with stars but we got absolutely nothing because the pitching for Venezuela was amazing.

  363. Also, all the Americans are pretty much Trump supporters and they played just like Trump supporters: Trying way too hard to act tough and coming off like douchebags while everybody else is having fun. Dominican Republic was having a party in the dugout when they did something good, our guys play like being excited is “effeminate”

  364. And I’m legitimately not even being hyperbolic, I can manage a bullpen better than De Rosa did in this WBC. Like no bullshit, I could have gotten more out of this team.

    1. Again, I got an 83% on an official GM test from a pro franchise. The Marlins have not been good since I was a zygote, what’s the worst that can happen?

        1. TBF, most GM’s are outsiders. Billy Beane is one of the best GM’s ever (Moneyball guy) and he was a data analyst by trade.

  366. I don’t know if I have enough business sense to be a GM, but I could absolutely be a scout.

  367. I remember I got downvoted on the Red Sox sub because they asked what Giants fans can say about Kyle Harrison, my scouting report was basically “good fastball, great changeup, but he has no secondary pitches so he can’t put batters away and he is terrible in parks where fly balls play higher than average because he has no sinker or splitter to get groundouts”

    Like 5 starts later I check their post game thread after a game he pitched and everybody was saying pretty much what I said. And also, fuck Boston fans, they asked me for an honest answer and then downvoted me. Fucking dickheads.

  368. I’ll give them a little grace though because getting fleeced for your best player like that because your owners are cheap sucks.

    1. But don’t shoot me, you still got fleeced, just because I said it

  370. DK, if my promo was real, would Meltzer think I was shooting on Karma for playing too many games?

    1. Fightfulselect reports there are rumors Satty and Karma have locker room heat because Karma “Doesn’t like Chrono Trigger enough.”

      10 minutes later

      “Fightfulselect has heard this rumor is not true and that Karma “Likes Chrono Trigger just fine.”

        1. Meltzer thinks that Satty saying that Harby is ‘slower in the ring than Mega Man X7 plays’ was legitimate heat

          2. But Meltzer gave me vs Karma 6/5 stars because it took place in the Tokyo Dome

          4. I don’t do a super kick though, I do a drop kick off the rope called the Moscow Mule

          6. His finisher is called the Karmic Adjustment and his intro song is called “Maximum Karmage”

  372. It was epic though. Karma used his fighting spirit TM and kicked out of the scarf cutter twice and no sold the Mission to Moscow

  375. If my wrestler was real, the IWC would constantly be bitching about how me using my scarf “ruins the sports feel”

      1. Vince would love my gimmick but hate my refusal to do lowbrow humor

  376. Ragenda sent back down lmao. I was completely neutral toward Warsofsky this season but last night radicalized me and now this bullshit. Ragenda is legitimately the only NHL quality bottom 6 forward we have besides Ostapchuk. Yet Warsofsky thinks that punishing Will Smith every single time our defense makes a mistake is the go to move. WHY IS BYSTED STILL IN THE MINORS. Literally if he can skate faster than Reaves he is objectively a better player at this point. If Caggoni is the second worst defenseman in the league he is still statistically better than Klingberg.

    Why is Nick Leddy getting minutes in big 2026? He is not a part of our future but we’re healthy scratching our only defenseman who can actually exit or enter the zone because it’s fine if Klingberg turns the ouck lver every single time we enter the zone but if Dickinson does it once he’s getting 2 minutes TOI the rest of the game.

    It’s fucking nonsense. And fuck the line blending bullshit. We’re trying to build chemistry with young players, why are you punishing Graf for making mistakes by making him play with Goodrow and Gaudette? Fucking nasty

  390. Panthers are so cooked. Heal up the squad and go again next season

  391. I don't understand why Capcom doesn't just pump out sequels and spin offs instead of remaking all their games like RE1RR.

    1. Because people like Resident evil, but they also don’t wanna go back and play a PS1 game with tank controls. It seeems pretty simple to me.

      1. See this is why I think FF7R made a good decision by adding so much new content that it stands alone vs just a modern replacement.

        1. The problem is that one game is a 40 hour JRPG. You can add tons of content to that and it’d feel natural.

          If you added a bunch of content to RE4 remake it ruins what makes the game great which is perfect pacing.

  392. Look how successful Silent Hill F was for Konami but there's no Resident Evil F.

    1. Resident Evil’s “down period” was like 6 years where they made two mid games and one bad game.

      Silent Hill had been literally dead and dusted for over 20 years before SH2 remake and SHF. There were people who were born and graduated college in between the time it took for SH to be good again. I would also argue that RE7 is the equivalent to F.

  394. Also, a huge part of why RE got a bad reputation during the PS3 gen is because they flooded the market with low quality spinoffs like Umbrella Corps. The schedule they’re on makes me feel burnt out on RE to be perfectly honest, I can’t imagine it would be good if they made 2 games every year.

    1. I'm just suggesting they make spin offs or sequels instead of the remakes. They're currently doing a game ever 1-2 years so that pace wouldn't change.

      1. I’m not a huge fan of remaking RE1 again. The HD version of the remake is pretty much a perfect Survival Horror game. But they 1000% need to remake CV and Zero.

      1. I just see that reception is mixed but I'm only on episode 1050 but It's really dragging on compared to whole cake but I don't think most people liked whole cake either and I really liked whole cake.

        1. I think the anime's production has seen a major noticeable improvement though.

        2. I mean you're watching the anime, that's why the reception is mixed. The manga's pace is fine

  397. I like Gosling and Miller so I'll watch Project Hail Mary but the trailers make it look like a generic blockbuster.

  398. Oh BTW as one of my Russian Waifus would say “Today is my 32nd anniversary of life”

      1. “You and I are two sides of the same coin, Klopp. You’re just one bad day away from playing like me.”

      1. Legit looks like one of those incel “finally I made Grace hot. Hire fans” edits lmao

      1. I can see why Kojima chose it for Death Stranding. It’s by far the best engine rn

          1. RE engine is a miracle worker letting me play RE4remake on high settings with my potato pc that is now broke

  404. I mean I know it probably cost more than most people make in a year but wearing a flannel to a CL knockout tie is true “I’ve given up” energy

  405. Linkedin Liam is one of the best slander names in recent years. It’s so fucking accurate to how both he and Chelsea as a whole operate

    1. It could be so much worse dude lol. You could be buying players like Garnacho and Delap

  408. Like genuinely, Delap might have had the greatest scam season in history. The man is a League One calibre striker. He has 12 goals in 70 Championship games (something nobody mentions) Ipswich absolutely robbed Chelsea getting any more than 8 million for him.

  409. Strong intro and I can’t believe that was just the fucking intro. Then they hit with a proper movie styled title credit sequence

      1. They might have been in the first game as well, don’t member

    1. The PL has utterly fucked the quality of itself by teams constantly buying players for 50+ million that aren’t worth half that.

      Newcastle has been Saudi driven for like half a decade now and they still have no depth. They’re buying Woltemade for 90 million and expecting a 19 year old to lead the line.

  415. Bunch of pussies just flopping around. God I hate playing this team

        1. Today is probably gonna be lowkey af tbh. Me and my cousin just got back from hitting some balls at the range and my driving was really nice. I think I fixed the draw I was hitting.

          2. Yeah, NIN was my real bday party lol. But I loved it. One of the best nights of my life so it’s whatever today

    1. I saw one of our fans call him a yoga instructor and it made me laugh.

  420. I saw the neighbor and I told her I was watching UCL and she said “Oh, do you like Son?” And I was like “He’s a great player.” And then she asked if I would wear a Tottenham kit and I said “I mean, nothing particularly against Spurs but I don’t wanna get infected.”

  422. Also. if a girl knows Huen Min Son, it’s a giant neon sign saying “I’m Korean” lol

  429. Stop letting Saudi Howrabia in the CL. Motherfuckers are tanking our CL quotient.

  430. You can usually tell if someones Korean by looking at their cheekbones. They've been living in the same peninsula for thousands of years to they have an extremely distinct look compared to the Japanese (due to recent Jomon migration) and obviously China.

    2. This is literally what I was trying to say about knowing by the facial structure. Like Koreans have a very distinct facial structure but you said it while only sort of sounding lik a serial killer unlike me.

  431. Why did they bring a stretcher for this dude’s finger injury

  433. My neighbor is so unintentionally funny the way she says things. I asked her how she was doing after Sunday and she said “Oh… Me, I’m too old for club drugs.” Lol

    1. “But you like United and I love Liverpool”

      “We just won’t talk about football damnit you Finnish bastard!”

        1. “If you try to get us one of those house divided flags, I’ll beat your ass.”

          “Oh yeah, prove it.”

  436. I'm worried reviewers are going to be biased against Crimson Desert because it's Korean and designed with Koreans in mind. They're already saying the controls are so complex it feels like you have to hold the controller backwards. If FromSoft or R* made the exact same game it would be instant GOTY.

  443. Now sack Slot during the international break and maybe we can challenge PSG for the semi final spot

    1. Bruh, PSG would hang 6 on that midfield with Macallister there lol

      1. manager who doesn’t play favorites might actually start curtis jones or who knows maybe Macca will magically turn back into one of the best midfielders in the world

  453. I returned to Infinite after a while and I'm still getting a weird input lag glitch (this entire time I thought it was on my end) but it turns out the game's netcode is just broken and because there aren't many of us left it's just more noticeable

      1. The player count is so low just tell me when your sisters husband is online and I'll matchmake with him

  455. II Don't agree with kommander about book adaptations. A lotta directors and execs change stuff and some are unrecognizable. So doing a good book adaptation isn't necessarily a free pass. People love the shining and it changes a lot from the book. But the one king made that was an accurate adaptation no one likes.

    1. Or just look at K-On. The manga sucked while the anime is a masterpiece.

    2. Half-Blood Prince is a perfect example of this. It’s a good movie overall but not a good adaptation because all the minor changes miss the original intent.

      1. I feel like just copying the book doesn’t make it necessarily good and making changes to make it a better movie doesn’t necessarily make it better. It’s hard to find a balance. Look at rotk. Some people say it’s a masterpiece and some people say terrible adaptation

  458. Sometimes I genuinely can't tell if I'm a psychopath or a good person

  459. Is that what Kevin Smith looks like now? Jesus christ ozempic has to be stopped.

    2. I love how Amy Schumer took ozempic but is still not attractive whatsoever.

      1. Most peple who take it aren’t. Look at Jelly Roll. It’s not natural at all to force your body into medically induced anorexia which is what those medications are.

  460. NieA Under 7 has everything you could want from an (adult) anime. It has the perfect amount of edge.

    1. I wouldn’t say 80/100 is terrible. Maybe if you operate on the stupid level of “Anything under 9 is unplayable”

      1. I only really look at Gamespot and IGN, then mainly base my expectations on what people here say.

        Gamespot had it as 7/10 and IGN review in progress was 6/10.

  466. Harby is the type of dude to tell his butler to go get food at the grocery store and gives him 10 bucks and says “That should cover it, right?”

  467. The happiest country for the 9th year in a row. Hooray. I die of happiness

    1. You’re not playing fucking Arsenal away buddy. Galatasaray is up 4 points on a team with Onana as their keeper in the league. Fact of the matter is, he’s been bad because he doesn’t have the pace to beat PL wingbacks/fullbacks any more.

      1. Sati shut your dumb ass mouth. It’s the same team both legs. Stop talking and actually look at the difference

  469. And Harby, I’m not trying to rage bait you or banter you, I’m saying what I’m seeing. A lot of it is tactics, playing Szoboslai at RB so much is probably hurting him a lot. Frimpong holding the width and him coming more inside is probably something a better manager would you know, do consistently, but he really does not have his pace any more and that prevents him from beating a lot of fullbacks in the PL. Also doesn’t help he’s still creative af and can still pass but he’s playing with Gakpo and an amoeba so he doesn’t get much help lol

    1. Yeah the pace is gone but get him around the box and he’ll pull those assists he did to Ekitike on a regular basis just like he did last season and nearly matched the Henry record. And he can actually take shots again because the man can shoot

  470. Also, I’m not blaming tactics on why Mac Allister is so bad this season. He looks like he’s jogging running full speed next to some of these players. He looks like 33 year old Casemiro who was hurt chugging to keep up with Palace’s midfield. But he’s like 25 so how are his legs gone? He’s just not built for the way the prem has shifted the last couple years.

    If you have a midfielder who is not physical enough to win second balls, not athletic enough to cover every blade of grass and not press resistant, they won’t be good in the new era of the Prem. Hate to say it but this is why the PL is getting bodied in the UCL so far. They’ve become so reliant and pace + power +set pieces that they get absolutely picked apart by teams like PSG, Barca, Real etc that can actually play football.

      1. Harby, if a person who speaks in sign language develops Parkinsons, does that equate to them stuttering?

  477. yeah man I can't right now lol

    if Dune is now a dudebro movie then the dumb jocks are getting way too into philosophy and three hour long flicks where the biggest piece of action is Elvis and Bob Dylan having a knife fight lol

    1. and don't worry… if anyone is still thinking Paul is a hero, then they should just wait for Dune Messiah's plot lol. Three hundred page book with fuckall of action and Paul just fucking shit up

  479. Kommander, Dune is about dudes in space ooze using psychedelic drugs to power the entire galaxy meanwhile Lawrence of Arabia is happening in the background. It this is a dude bro movie than these jocks are getting less and less meatheaded.

    1. any dudebro who watched the two movies, didn't understand the concept of it, and is waiting for the third film to be even more action packed and heroic… hoo boy I'm salivating for the whining

  481. RE9 is great so far but the one complaint I have is that the Leon portions are way too short.

  487. Daredevil starts again in a few days. I am so hype since this season is the new crew only and none of that og plan for the show shiteness of the old crew

    1. I’m sorry I don’t know every manosphere podcast in existence.

  492. I didn’t give 2 shits about The Defenders but Jessica Jones was an awesome character and man did Charlie and Krysten have amazing chemistry. So she is such a welcome addition back.

      1. It looks great. Finally a street level Spidey story. So sick of multiverse or cosmic spidey

  494. I played a round of golf to warm up for the tournament with my uncle yesterday for my birthday. I shot pretty bad by my standards (+5 on a 9 hole course) but I just needed to get my mechanics back since I’ve played once since November.

  500. “I’m so sick of how triggered liberals get”

    “Shut up, no I’m not triggered if you say anything bad about Daddy Trump!”

  503. The Leon section in a ruined big semi open Raccoon City was like a game of it’s own.
    I loved every second of it.

        1. Of course I liked the Leon bits, I love when RE is at its most retarded.

          but the pacing was all over the place. I wanted separate campaigns exactly for each section to be more focused

    2. I didn't, because the enemies don't stagger much for Leon so it's just not really as fun as RE4 gameplay-wise, and on top of that the setting outside of the police station and that comical fallen over building was just PS3 beige

        1. I died like 3 times from falling off that bridge after I beat all the enemies lol. It was Blight Town all over again

          1. And I mean in a good way, it made me and my roommate laugh

        1. Yeah, that shows you how little in Leon's section was actually good lol. They should have given him more in the care center and made Raccoon City a bit part

    1. I enjoyed it but it pales to the first one in every way except set pieces and traversal

          3. Traversal kinda refers to that.

            And in terms of combat I don’t think it’s an improvement in every way. I think it took steps back in some ways.

  507. Marvel’s Spider-Man (with not rat Peter face): 9.5/10

    Marvel’s Spider-Man 2: 8/10

    Marvel’s Spider-Man Miles Morales: 7.5/10

      1. The techy gang guys with bayformers cube transformation like animations were so not doing it for me.

        I liked the personal story

        1. Yes that's what I meant by the girl. The parts with his mom and uncle and friend and even the section in his apartment and the opening with Rhino was peak.

  509. And the suits are ass. You can use so many more colors for them which makes the rare good suits really awesome but most are complete ass

      1. They are straight garbage. I never used like 60% of the suits

          2. I know you meant to say brim but in my head canon, you combined gills and brim lol

  511. Apparently you're supposed to use melee more tho which is why I didn't have as good of a time as Leon, might be different in a future playthrough. Grace's section tho? That's top tier RE

      1. That's the only stalker enemy in the series I actually think was done near perfect tbh

        1. I wish I loved anything as much as Karmy hates unkillable stalker enemies in horror games.

          1. I fucking hate what they did to the Kusabi in Fatal Frame 2 remake btw. If the stealth worked it would have been ok

    3. Honestly it's crazy how good that section is with Grace getting like only 3 guns, and all of them are just different pistols. You'd think the variety would be a problem, but it's really not

  513. I think this (including Switch 1) is the only generation ever where console prices didn't fall at all. You might as well save for a PS6 because it'll cost about as much as a PS5.

    1. Everybody putting the future of gaming on a Korean game that is a sequel to an MMO mostly played by people too poor to afford FF 14 was completely stupid anyway. 99% of MMO’s that come out die in the first 6 months, this isn’t new.

    2. I feel like nobody was actually hyped for it. I always heard about it but nobody really talked about it until a week ago

      1. As I said. I think the combat took steps back in many ways. The super moves are cool but you only have 4 and then 4 for sumbiote

    1. And yeah you could only use one at a time but you could put any one of them on any of the suits

  519. People wanna complain about there being no MP games to play but the vast majority of them have always been throw aways. It just seems worse now because execs are idiots and mortgaged a decade of game development on 6 months of overwatch being popular.

    1. Well that and the MPs would usually just be complementary. Now they're either dedicated SP or dedicated MP

      1. Because you can’t make a MP game fun to play alone and you can’t make a single player game “fun with friends” it doesn’t work.

        1. I meant more like there'd be a campaign and then an MP mode separately

    1. I only know what it is because I bought Bub Black Dessert when it was like $3.00 on steam once.

  523. “Wait it’s all unkillable stalker enemies?”

    “🔫🧑‍🚀 Always has been”

    1. I need komandr to hold me if I play it but she only laughs at my misery

  525. I don't like horror where I can't fight back much if at all so yeah

    1. I would have to restart it completely. That being said, I could make a short game like maybe 3 chapters and it would be filled with jokes

  529. I think I saw the rage bait cooking video to end all rage bait cooking videos

      1. No, they out dry yeast on a steak and aged it. The yeast does nothing for flavor, it only binds with sugars so they just put dead micro organisms all over it. What was the point of ruining a steak

          1. Doing laundry and recovering from drinking too much last night lol

  533. I remember he said he doesn't want to spend the next 10 years of his life making Dune and that's why Dune won't be a trilogy

    1. Unfortunately Dune is a super dense book, especially the first one. It would have been nice if they could have done the first movie as the whole first book but it’s basically 6 hours of movie just to get to the part where he’s the chosen savior lol

  534. He spent like 20 years making random French indie shorts no one watched though so I guess this is still better than that

  536. It’s funny when my neighbor runs out of her oil vape pen and asks to pay me for weed I’m like “Girl, I have a fucking garbage bag of this shit at home. It’s fine.” But she does it every time lol

      1. Yeah, probably what she would say but it doesn’t smell if you out it in an airtight container lol

  545. This is why I don’t do brackets any more. I probably wouldn’t have picked one of these games right.

  546. Like I legit thought Miami (Flroida) was undefeated but it was Miami of Ohio???

        1. If you’d said “The baseball player?” It would have been elite.

  552. Harby is the type of dude to tell his butler to go get food at the grocery store and gives him 10 bucks and says “That should cover it, right?”

    1. Unfortunately I feel like that whole plug of "maybe you should try a different website, which doesn't actually have what you want" didn't really land.

      1. I’m sorry but only looking at a site that gave DKCTF the same score as Rambo the Video Game is suboptimal at best too

        1. I said I look at two sites and then gauge the sentiment here, but I don't use any of those to determine whether to buy a game I use them to determine my expectations of a game.

          1. Like RE:9, everyone seems to think it was good and that's kewl but I'm not a huge RE fan so not buying it regardless.

          5. Vadee was tasked with secretly disposing of it during his shift at Best Buy

          7. That’s why I’ve been saying that just playing only what I think I will like has massively improved my gaming experience.

          8. Eh I've always done that, but I also grew up in the era of legitimately broken games they were literally unplayable (rather than modern games that are "unplayable" due to some clipping issues or a framerate that drops to the 20s) so my standards for games are very low in comparison.

    1. I feel like hell is meant to be hotter than that but it still sounds lamb.

        1. Climate change is a scam. It's always been changing.

          When I was a kid one day was warm and the next day was cold. That shit still happens to this day. True story.

      1. I still think it is objectively a good game, I just wasn't in the mood for it and haven't been since for some reason.

          1. I realised last night that now you have a Switch 2 you'll be able to play Rebirth in a couple months too

  562. Amazon charged me for an item I returned in January because supposedly they never got it.
    I dropped it off though, so I held up my end of things. If it got lost in transit after that it shouldn't be my responsibility. I probably would have let it go if it were like five bucks, but it was for a drawing tablet worth almost $90.
    I called support the lady who picked up just gave me the money back. No questions asked. I didn't have to tell her it got lost or nothing. Said it was probably just an AI fuck up or something.

        2. Yeah, this is 100% ai then because absolutely no human would make that mistake. There’s no gun companies that even sound like tech companies. Smith and Wesson and Samsung is the closest

  563. The way these tech CEO’s talk it’s genuinely like that can’t even be bothered to appear human. They’re all fucking taking Ketamine and tweaking like lizard people.

      1. I mean, he’s not dumb. He’s just a modern conservative, he literally can’t be bothered to even pretend to care about humans or have empathy.

          1. It’s all an anti-reality death cult and has been for a long time. It wasn’t until his third time running that all the fucking tech psychos decided to just say the most heinous shit nonstop.

  566. Trump mentioning Pearl Harbor to the PM of Japan… It’s not that I should be shocked, but it’s genuinely like the bar somehow gets sent lower every time he opens his mouth. It’s shocking in a way that he manages to say the absolute worst thing at every possible time.

    1. He just does dumb awful shit to make people forget which awful thijg they're nad about. He is desensitizing people so he can do whatever he wants

      1. Maybe in his first term I would have thought this an intentional strategy but he’s really just fucking lost it now. I think he, like every other conservative decided “Actually fuck it, I don’t need to pretend like I care about anybody” and ran with it

    1. Broke: Satty had two ribs removed to suck himself off

      Woke: Satty had two ribs removed to pay off his Russian mail order bride

      1. From last night. They usually don’t both sleep in the beds. Henry usually sleeps either under my car in the driveway or he sleeps under the shrub on my side of the house.

  571. I have to admit I did think it was funny when all the RE guys here were framing RE9 as being "the 5th best mainline game". I know they liked it so they were subconsciously putting it in a positive light but 5th best out of 9 is also 4th worst.

    1. There's also 0, CV, the OGs which are very different from the remakes ofc, and then the rev games. 5th is pretty good, and that's not factoring the garbage spinoffs here

      1. Mainline is mainline homie.

        And I'm not dissing the game, it's just interesting how people's brain's work.

        1. So out of the numbered games it’s worse than the two games that basically created the genre, the gold standard for a remake and maybe the most important third person action game in the history of video games?

        2. I mean I discounted the spinoffs. We're working 17 games here basically

          1. Just curious but does that mean you rate it higher than one of OG4 and Remake 4?

    3. I mean, if you’re only counting mainline games, 1, 2, 4 and 7 are all some of the most beloved games of their respective generations.

      Saying 9 isn’t as good as the game that put Survival Horror on the map and also has a virtually perfect remake isn’t saying much.

    4. there are more Resident Evil games than Trump mentions in the Epstein files

      1. also I'm counting RE4 VR as separate, that shit was amazing in its own utterly idiotic way

      2. When they said "mainline" I gathered they just meant 1-9, but again I'm not saying I disagree with the rating or that it is wrong or bad just that 5th best out of 9 is the same thing as 4th worst.

        1. I'd put it behind RE4 remake (obvs best), RE7, RE2 remake, and RE4 VR. But ahead of basically all of the twenty plus other stuff out there lol

          1. Including og 4?

            Again I don't have a horse in this race so I'm not judging, just curious.

  573. Being the 5th best game behind 3 of the most important games ever made isn’t making the point you think it is

    1. I'm not sure how many times I need to repeat that the point is only that people frame things subconsciously. I haven't played the games and aren't arguing against any of the ratings.

      You want to get all pissy and defensive about something that I'm not even saying is certainly a choice though.

    1. Then just go to like great clips or some shit. Still not gonna be great but it's closer to $20

    2. Just save up and buy some clippers.

      I think I have paid for like 3 haircuts in my life.

        1. They have comb attachments so it cuts all of it the same length but then you do need to get tricky with mirrors or get someone to help trim the back and bits around your ears though.

  576. have you ever realized that Dune 2's final fight has Elvis and Bob Dylan knife fighting each other

  578. My shift hasn't even started and they already said they expect me to do shit that they know takes me two hours. Including dishes. There's no way I can fucking finish in time. I'm gonna end up having to waste money on an Uber home. This is gonna be a long ass day

    1. Good luck brotha.

      You might not want to try it but when I used to get overloaded at work I'd say to my boss "I don't have time for everything, so tell me which of my normal jobs you don't want me to do so that I can do this extra stuff for you". Not aggressively of course, in a polite and helpful tone so that they have to actually think about your workload.

      Peace.

  582. I work out and trade crypto, now if only I was closeted gay too I could totally be one of those manosphere influencer dudes.

    1. Do you hate women enough is the question. Remember, it has to be so extreme you circle back around to sounding EXTREMELY gay.

      1. Not at the moment but I feel like if I was closeted enough then I could probably find a way to blame them for me not being attracted to them and that might do it.

  584. The alien guy pretending to be an Indian convenience store owner in NieA Under7 is so funny even though it's kind of racist also for some reason they have an interview with a real live action Indian guy in Japanese at the end of every episode

  585. Let's be real, regardless of any codenames or whatever Kojima totally just called MGS3 Snake Eater because you literally eat snakes in it.

    1. He called it Snake Eater because it’s accurate and also a dick joke lol

  587. SSaw Scream 7. Probably better than 3 and 5, but it had the weakest Ghostface by far

  588. Also yes shank I rank a lot of games above OG4, I don't like it as much as everyone else. 4 remake is probably my favorite

    1. Fair enough. I mean I haven't played it or the majority of RE games so i don't have an opinion on that I just think it's funny how people subconsciously frame their opinions.

      Like even in sports articles if they are complaining about a team they'll say it has "the 10th worst defense in the league" when they're in an 18 team league so it's also the 8th best defense. etc.

  589. If Kid Rock truly wanted to lean into the right wing grift, he would make a custom guitar that says “This machine loves fascists”

      1. Well I came unprepared and now I'm suffering with my deadlines. And I've already failed 2 assignments.

  597. Adidas dropped their national team away kits yesterday and ffs it's one banger after the other

    1. Donate $1 to the Red Cross and help save a starving child in Uganda today

      "Sarah McLachlan starts playing"

  599. I mean, look at these, ffs

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    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/871022757057f0d9e72794f65336dd44e2d5fe8deaaa46d2f68d8253ef897e7f.png
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  601. Yo Leo, my oldest is in middle school but he made JV tennis for highschool

    1. He has played on both- I assume these games for school will be cement

    1. That’s a great way to end up with a horse head in your hotel room

        1. I honestly will try not to speak lol – thank lord my wife can speak language

          2. I mean, aren’t all romance languages like 3 different words from each other lol.

          6. in vocabulary, yes
            in grammar, not at all. Italian grammar is equal to French grammar

          7. Lol no but she can “speak” Spanish english, Italian, French, and randomly Japanese

          8. honestly if you show an effort to speak Italian, they will like you immediately. They hate the dumb gringo tourist immediately speaking in English with them, but when they see you making an attempt, they open up right away.

  608. One of my least favorite things about the internet is when people go “They had footage of them doing it, why is the headline saying alleged”

    in journalism, everything is alleged until they’re actually convicted. It’s just how it is. It protects you from libel lawsuits, the editor isn’t trying to give them the benefit of the doubt lol

  609. What’s really fucking funny is that Republicans are trying to blame democrats for not funding the TSA and I’m over here going “We spend 12 billion dollars a year to hire people to be fucking dickheads to us at the airport?”

  610. The TSA is useless BTW. It’s been proven they don’t catch fake guns when being tested. The cockpits are locked from the inside and are virtually impossible to open with the new system they have. There’s an out of uniform air marshal on every flight with a gun. Why do we need the TSA?

    1. Don’t tell the 2008 internet, they’ll never recover from this.

      1. they are already saying it's the earth that's burying itself around his body

      1. Lol- not happening. I only ever wear chinos and polos. Basically wearing vineyard bines entire trip

        1. I’m sorry but I never mentioned vineyard vines because I thought it would be TOO stereotypical lmao.

      1. They actually play at the Colosseum. They put the pitch down before every game. So many hard working Arabics to do it but it’s worth it for tradition.

  614. LinkedIn Liam is one of the best recent slander names. It’s completely accurate to how he talks and how Chelsea is run.

  616. If any other team had the Cristian Willkins situation happen to them, it would have been fucking dealt with by now but because it’s the Raiders we get to have 64 million in dead cap because they are purposefully dragging their feet on voiding his contract.

  618. I’ve just pretty much stopped looking at comments on the United sub. This fanbase makes me irrationally aggravated sometimes.

  622. You would think after the 500,000th time the internet would stop hyping new games like they’re going to be the most important work of art of the century. Why the fuck are people treating a sequel to a Korean MMO like it’s gonna be OOT level important to gaming?

    1. Bots maybe. I saw no hype for it at all until like a week or two before launch

    2. I heard literally nothing about it until the last like 2 weeks too lol

      1. Like people are trying to say an 82/100 is bad for a game literally nobody cared about until a week ago? What happened to just fucking enjoying the game? This is like hyping up Insomniac’s Wolverine to be an artistic statement akin to the building of the hanging gardens of Babylon. I don’t understand it at all

        1. It has a 82 on Metacritic? Im actually going to buy it now. Death Stranding, The Last Guardian, FFXV, Stellar Blade and Helldivers 2 had 82s. I cancelled my pre-order and blocked all mentions of the game because I was so depressed after I read Shank say Ign gave it an 8.

    3. This is only because there's nothing else to hype up and CDPR was dogshit polish eurojank crpg developer before Witcher 3.

      Juts because they're not Japanese and "honorary Aryans" doesn't mean they can't make good games.

  623. Like there was not this much pre-release hype for BG3 and BG3 was being made the company that made by far the best CRPG besides Shadow Run Hong Kong of the last 2 decades.

    1. Crimson Desert has you riding dragons and wiping out armies not standing around scrolling through the witty dialogue tree

      1. That’s not my point spiffy. My point was that it’s weird what games decide to get hyped up and which don’t.

  624. Oh Karma, I just finished OTA’s Route and I did Iris’s already so I should be close to the end.

    1. Nice. Yeah I don't remember how many branches there are, but that's a pretty significant way through

        2. Everything I hear about it is that if it had stuck to being Persona but Harry Potter it would have been great but it’s really just a Ubisoft game in disguise.

        3. There would be a lot more to like if it wasn't a generic open world instead of pulling from both Persona and the old zelda clone harry potters.

          The good of the game goes out the window once the story starts heading away from hogwarts

  627. I free hit this week- lets see if bruno for mbooty was worth it

    1. Oh there’s a game today…
      Lovely

      teams literally played yesterdat

  628. Rosenior yesterday: I had a talk with Enzo, it was a mistranslation, there are no problems.

    Meanwhile Enzo on Argentinian TV: Actually, we all hate Rosenior and respected Maresca a lot more, these owners are actually trash

  629. I’m -1 player for this week then with an injury on the bench and 3 who don’t have a fixture on the pitch

        1. Wilson vs burnley is fire and probably any defender vs slot lol

          1. I have Wilson so he’s absolutely getting a yellow then getting hurt lol

          2. I actually capoed gordon so he probably won’t even play

    2. If I still lead the minileague after this gameweek yall need to delete accounts

          1. I dunno man- there is no reliable players let alone differential

          4. I already sold him. Not worth it for a team that really doesn’t generate goals for him. He’s useless if he isn’t scoring tap ins

          5. Yeah semenyo is one to own but if the mini league guys keep him its always a threat

  631. Wait, there are blanks this game week lmao. Oh well who cares. FPL just like the actual PL has been fucking torture.

      1. I’m like 4 million. Joe Rodon gotta be my top scorer this year. Burn it all down

  633. I actually looked at point totals and for all the players I’ve had the entire season, Rodon is third only to Bruno and Gabriel lol. Shit is fucking dire.

  634. My prediction is mbuemo hat trick since i swapped him for Bruno

    4. Make sure you tag Kommander when the Austin Butler Lea Seydoux scene happens

  637. Dune 2 becomes a lot trippier when you realize the final scene has Bob Dylan and Elvis fighting to the death in front of the More Cowbell guy

  639. And I’m so fucking over playing Mbeumo as striker, he isn’t very good at it.

  641. The reffing in the Prem is fucking inexcusably bad to the point that it’s borderline obvious rigging.

  643. VAR is the worst fucking part of this sport. Fuck VAR and don’t give me any fucking bullshit

  644. Fuck the refs and fuck the PL. i’m not even excited for the equalizer. Fuck this sport. Fuck the PL. fuck VAR

  645. Whatever. This league is in the fucking gutter. Fuck this sport.

  647. Please explain to me how that’s given as a pen and a red but Amad was taken down far more and it’s not. Rigged fucking horse shit.

  648. Anybody who thinks this is genuine competition can fucking piss up a rope and kill themselves.

  649. Guess who the ref is? Oh yeah, Atwell the fucking cunt. Genuine fucking corruption. Worst ref performance I’ve seen since the last PL match.

  650. I can’t wait for you dumb cunts like Jimmy and Leo and Harby to explain to me how this isn’t rigged lmao

  651. If you think this is just incompetence your brain doesn’t work. I’m sorry

  652. Since they can do it for AFCON, I hope they give us a retroactive win fucking cunts. I hate this sport.

  655. “Oh but nobody des-“ kill your fucking self too while you’re at it

  656. You can fucking pay me 200K a year or whatever the fuck these dickheads make to fuck everything up. Everyone can send me death threats, I won’t fucking see them because I don’t live on Twitter like a pussy

  657. Fubo doesn’t have pl any more so I can’t watch games unless they on peacock

      1. I canceled fubo- literally only did subscription for Pl- was nice for like two years

  661. PL refs make 185K a year. Send me death threats then. I don’t give a fuck.

  662. There has never been a more clear example of how rigged the PL is than that sequence of events in this game where Amad gets bowled over and no pen but barley getting touched by Maguire immediately after is.

    And Harby will be like “remember when Salah dived like a fucking pussy and didn’t get a call” like his team doesn’t get 50 minutes added time when they’re not in the lead.

  663. But the media won’t ay shit because it’s not Liverpool but if this happened to them they’d be decrying it as a great injustice.

  664. Remember how much those cunts bitched about Macallister getting kicked in the head like his chest isn’t at fucking knee height for anybody over average size.

  666. VAR is the worst addition in the history of sports. And Harby will be like “So you’re ok with offsides?”

    Yes, and so should he because the “best night in his clubs history” was the result of two blatantly offsides goals.

  667. You wonder why I haven’t cared about the NCAA tournament this year, because sports fucking suck now.

  670. Whatever. I should have stopped watching this bullshit product when Man City was allowed to just cheat their numbers and nobody fucking cares. I hope Saudi Arabia gets nuked off the face of the earth along with all these other fucking oil cunts.

  671. I wonder if the paper is funny at all. Probably not. I don't plan on watching it. An office sequel with only one person from the original cast and being about a local paper sounds bad. Wish str8 were here, he'd watch it and know

    1. Same. Str8 was like bad tv show Jesus. He absorbed all the sins of mediocre tv for the rest of us.

  672. I’m gonna ask the neighbor girl on an actual date soon. Not like just hanging out with more purpose like we have been.

      1. Thanks, I don’t really need advice tbh lol. Not to be arrogant but being myself seems to work most of the time. IDK why.

          1. Lmao, that was 1000% a bit. and it’s kinda true. I’m like pretty hot to people who omly see guys who dress like lumber jacks and meth dealers. Small town America is like if you don’t look like a blue collar cosplayer or hipster than you might as well be a movie star lol

  675. Remember when Str8 watched the Idol so we didn’t have to? Legend.

  677. I hate my managers at work try to turn us against the other managers. One guy is like oh you got all that late because of her. Then same night thay manager is like you shouldn't be getting stuff this late no idea what he's doing. I'm too old for this shit

    1. This is what happens at places where the managers are just the people who actually showed up to work more than a week, sorry to say.

      1. My friend gave me a quarter ounce of weed from the club for my birthday and the fucking strain name is Megaman OG.

      1. Lol, I’m imagining Sigma being like “Reploids deserve better weed”

  684. My show idea is basically always sunny in Philadelphia but set in a fictional world. Like they live in a world with slasher movie villains. They're the main characters but they would be considered minor characters in a horror movie. So like one episode one of the characters is trying to get his coworker murdered by a slasher movie villain so he can get a promotion

  685. I still love the very accurate translation of “The Space Station only kinda destroyed earth” in X6 lmao

  697. Horizon is stunning and the photo mode is incredible
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  698. American Conservatives will hear Netanyahu say “Evil will overcome good” and be like “Please daddy Trump fight more wars for him.”

  699. American Conservatives will hear Netanyahu say “Evil will overcome good” and be like “Please daddy Trump fight more wars for him.”

  701. I genuinely think that losing streak broke Pep’s mental. He’s literally one degree separated from saying “I’m a nihilist now and none of this matters.”

  702. March Madness is fun but it really is the most overrated tourney in sports. Outside of the first weekend there's nothing really crazy. And even then there's not that many craz upsets or moments when you consider all the games happening

    1. Only the first round of the tourney is as fun as people think the rest of it is. Unless there’s a crazy Butler 08 type run, it’s pretty much chalk for the rest of the rounds. But even then, like I’m sorry, UCLA winning as an 11 seed isn’t impressive, they have like 5000 tournament wins

      1. There's only been two moments this year that stand out, Wisconsin getting upset and the crazy ending in regulation between Kentucky and Santa Clara

  703. Please tell me how Konate pulling Minteh down isn’t a foul after you just gave a red and a pen for the exact same shit yesterday? The PL is beyond fucking cooked. It’s not genuine competition and the competition is still fucking dogshit.

  704. Honestly the last truly great moment was Purdue getting upset by a 16 seed lmao

    1. Nah, the last truly great moment was Butler coming within a ball lipping out on a half court shot from being the greatest upset in college history.

      1. He also claims that a “mysterious force once teleported him into a ditch by a church” on a podcast and I’m not fucking joking.

  708. Maybe him and RFK were hitting the toilet seat cocaine too much that night.

      1. “I teleported to a Dairy Queen and found out I had brain worms”

    1. “Seeding” means what you are ranked in the bracket. The best teams (high seeds, 1,2,3) get the weakest teams (16,15,14) in the first round and in theory, in every round until the final 4. All the seeding means is where you are placed in the bracket based on regular season record.

    1. Im not saying he’s worth the price but wirtz will be a decent player for us

      1. Not unless he learns to play with physicality and pace he won’t. He’s technically gifted but so was Antony. Technical skill means fuck all in the PL any more.

        1. Honestly I think slot gets canned and tactically the changes make him better- lot of new players this season so like u guys it takes a while to mesh

          1. Xabi Alonso couldn’t get Bellingham,
            mbappe and Vini on the same page, how is he gonna get 100x worse players to

  714. I don't think a single good thing has happened in the world so far this decade

    1. Even Pep Guardiola answered a question today like “How can we care about Arsenal when the world is such a dark place.”

      Things are so bad that we made Pep not believe in Tiki Taka.

    2. Even Pep Guardiola answered a question today like “How can we care about Arsenal when the world is such a dark place.”

      Things are so bad that we made Pep not believe in Tiki Taka.

  715. There is absolutely no fucking way Slot can survive the international break. Get him the fuck out of this club. Thank you for last season, truly. Now bye!

  716. Chelsea’s defense is making Everton look like Mourinho’s Madrid good lord.

  717. If I was a sporting director, I would feel second hand embarrassment having somebody in my job actually spend money on Fofana. He’s so goddamn bad dude.

  718. Garnacho is going to have the Januzaj career path. Going from an ultra hyped “future of the club” type youth playrr at United to being sold because you’re a dickhead with an ego outweighing your work ethic and you’re the same player at 22 as you were at 17. Get sent to some shit tier mid table la liga team where you achieve nothing of note and then retire after playing in some shit hole league

  720. BTW I just banned Joel Drake. I’m 30 fucking 2 I’ve learned not to have patience for people that don’t deserve my grace so bye. If anybody has a problem with it, they can send me $20 to pay for the site or fuck off.

  722. Konate weak as fuck. VVD not doing fucking shit except begging for a foul like always these days. This team is so washed.

  723. Frimpong is exactly why I say bundesliga tax. Dude is a fucking pace merchant. Literally zero physical ability, he gets run off every attempted take on.

  724. Frimpong is exactly why I say bundesliga tax. Dude is a fucking pace merchant. Literally zero physical ability, he gets run off every attempted take on.

  726. That much contact was a penalty against United 2 weeks in a row.

  727. Oh fuck off. Literally fuck off. How is that not a free kick if the same contact was a pen and a red yesterday. Fuck off.

  728. Can’t be any more obvious the PL is trying to make this race for top 5 artificially close because Liverpool and Chelsea are fucking shit.

  731. And of course the ref doesn’t play advantage when they could be in on goal. Fucking pathetic.

  732. It’s also pathetic how much they glaze Wirtz. You’d think he was an academy kid not somebody they spent 120 million given how fucking soft they treat him.

  734. “There’s a new king, and it’s you.”

    I’m never eating at Burger King again. Society is going to fucking collapse, we’re so cooked. What the fuck is this bullshit, we got rid of the King because the customer is. Fucking kill yourselves.

  735. Frimpong is not physically capable of playing in the prem. He’s so weak and doesn’t Win second balls. None of these signings have been any good besides Ekitike who is apparently hurt all the time too.

  736. Pathetic ref performance but this is Pl eritage. Fucking weak foul call there. If that’s a foul than Amad’s should have been a criminal charge

  738. Look at that defending from Frimpong. He chases the guy into the midfield than jogs back out of position. Harby is not gaslighting me into thinking this is purely on tactics.

  740. And if VVD is one of the best CB’s in PL history then I look like Henry Cavill

  742. Harby complains about tactics but I’m seeing a team not physically capable of bring intense against PL opposition. Where is the physicality?

  743. Look at Wirtz backing out of headers. You can’t do that in aerial duels in the prem you won’t win playing like that and not getting second balls

  745. Konate fucking mugging somebody and it’s not a foul but apparently slightly touching a grown ass man is enough for him to fall over and get a pen.

  750. Gravenberch and MacAllister is not an athletic enough midfield in 2026. Look how easy they were cut open

  751. Wirtz getting successfully defended by a player that survived the Cambrian extinction event tells me everything about him.

  752. It’s insane how much money you have to spend to buy some of the most mid players nowadays. Wirtz isn’t worth 40 million let alone 120

  755. Harby will say this is all tactics but so many of these signings are poor PL players. Frimpong does nothing. Wirtz, if hitting nice switches is worth 120 million then Scholes would be worth 4 billion, Eikitike is the only signing that is above average. They should have just kept Kelliher one more season because Marmadashvilli isn’t very good

  756. Ten Hag truly was a prophet when he said eras come to an end. He didn’t end them, but the era of Klopp liverpool and Prime Pep City is long over.

  757. Ten Hag truly was a prophet when he said eras come to an end. He didn’t end them, but the era of Klopp liverpool and Prime Pep City is long over.

  758. If I gambled I would put money on PSG winning the tie by at least 4 goals.

  761. if he gets called up (Tuchel stop calling up fucking Bowen and man up) I'm getting his kit

  762. Sati is actually regarded if he says this isn’t on Slot and tactics

    1. I’m speaking from experience brother. It’s not a coincidence that the second we started buying players that can actually can cope with the physicality and pace of the PL we went from the one of the worst offensive teams in the league to top 3 in Xg instantly.

      It wasn’t because Ten Hag was a useless manager, he was having to play with a midfield of an injured out of shape Casemiro, Amrabat and a fucking 18 year old Mainoo. Garnacho and Hojulund vs Cunha and Mbuemo, the difference is fucking night and day.

      Wirtz is not particularly fast or athletic. He is very technical but that doesn’t matter in the PL. you cannot in this iteration of the Premier League have midfielders who refuse to engage in aerial duels for second balls. Your midfield is unathletic, small and can’t cover ground. Frimpong is the definition of a Bundesliga tax. He’s skilled and fast but he cannot defend at a PL level and he gets muscled off of every take on.

      Yes, the tactics are also stupid, but if you think Xabi coming in instantly fixes everything you’re in for a rude awakening.

  763. Harry Wilson is a better player than Wirtz and he costs 1/100th the price.

  764. Lmao, HBO is so fucked dudes. My grandpa fell asleep watching Serie A on CBS and it auto played some new CBS show, IDK what the fuck it’s called but it looks like every other copaganda CBS show and the plot of the episode is literally that they “have to let ICE do their job.” And abduct a kid lol. This country is fucking cooked fuck the Elison’s for real

  765. Also, Harby keeps crying for Curtis Jones to play but I’ve legitimately never seen that dude drop more than like a 6/10.

  766. Also, Harby keeps crying for Curtis Jones to play but I’ve legitimately never seen that dude drop more than like a 6/10.

  768. Lammens was 20 million BTW. They spent almost 90 million between Sanchez and Jorgensen.

  769. RE9 insanity difficulty immediately lives up to the name with the first Leon chapter lol

  771. Fofana is the type of player that used to go to Middlesborough for 3 million 20 years ago. How on earth is this fucking loser worth 40 mill

  772. Beto is a better footballer than every single forward Chelsea has bought in the last 2 windows and he was like 15 million lol

  775. My biggest pet peeve in football is people treating players like Beto as an NPC. He is the bare minimum you need in a #9. Winning aerial duels/second balls, holding up play, making good runs and being a pressure release valve for the low block. But people will scoff at the idea of a player like him being good because he isn’t in the Bundesliga scoring 40 goals off shit tier defending.

  777. My brother in christ… I would literally commit hari kari at center pitch if I spent 2.5 billion on that defending. My fucking lord.

  779. PL tried to fuck us over to keep the top 5 race close but Chelsea and Liverpool said “no thanks”

  780. Every night I fall asleep thanking god we didn’t waste money on Delap. He’s genuinely barely a League one Calibre player.

  781. It’s obvious Rosenior has lost the locker room. I don’t blame the players tbh, if anybody has had a linkedin Lunatic type boss, you know absolutely nobody takes them seriously. That’s how it was at my job. Our boss holding meetings to talk about morale goals and sales stats and all that corpo bullshit, meanwhile everyone just asked me if they needed anything actually fucking done.

  782. Well that concludes the Sati Hate Watch commentary. Thank you for never replying to shit.

  785. BTW I just banned Joel Drake. I’m 30 fucking 2 I’ve learned not to have patience for people that don’t deserve my grace so bye. If anybody has a problem with it, they can send me $20 to pay for the site or fuck off.

  786. I got my skis, just basically need a stand or something to store them properly

  789. What did Joel even do? Also he actually comes here once or twice a year. He's one of the few ancient ex DPers who's courteous enough to stop by every now and then. Twas, Tom, Peeks etc. would never.

  790. Korean gamers are insanely brutal. I wouldn't be surprised if Crimson Desert devs start self immolating to atone for the release.

    1. You're fine. I'll get you unbanned later I promise so stop by again 6 months from now and hopefully Satty is in a better mood by then. It was good seeing you.

      1. I'll hang out until I'm banned again LMAO. But while I can still type. It's cool to see y'all still hanging out.

  792. I don't have any beef with Satty. At least none that isn't part of a long running bit.

    No we don't see eye to eye on politics, but I don't really care to discuss politics online anyway. Or in person these days for that matter.

      1. Who would want to talk to anyone these days? I'm too old for that shit now anyway

        1. Yeah pretty much the same. Its gets harder to plan things with people the more time passes anyway

  793. Is it sad that I'm more excited for the new Lego Batman game than almost anything else coming out?

    2. After RE9 there's not a lot on my radar until the fall I think. Off the top of my head, Mouse PI, Pragmata, and Saros. I also wanna get DQ7 but I need to play 1-3 first

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