2 thoughts on “RH: Fucking IDK Mega Man X or Zero or Metroid Edition”

  10. I got Crimson Desert in the end, only played maybe 3 hours of it but going in with the expectation of a 6/10 game it seems pretty good. Definitely a very pretty game, lots of stuff to do (could easily be called filler though) but I think people who don't mind MMO style grindy non-story based games should like it well enough.

          1. I think you'd probably like 2 at least, it reminded me of a WRPG version of Monster Hunter almost.

    2. I'm getting it too. I think if you can ignore the bad story and quest lines and controls it's a good game.

      1. The controls haven't seemed that bad to me on Xbox, they are a bit tricky to learn but only really because there are so many different things you can do.

  11. Steel Ball Run is out and it feels like no one is talking about it again

  13. Beat Nameless King, pretty close to the end. I might put it off to attempt getting close to the plat tho

  14. I mean I might give up if the grind is as bad as people say lol

  16. DK, I wanted to ask you if I should get XC3 or X definitive first

      1. Him and Henry fight sometimes and I say “Henry no hate crimes”

  26. Only solace from the absolute thievery we experienced Friday is that Kroupi Jr. took the pen so I somehow have him coming off my bench too lol

    1. Maybe I was too harsh on the male loneliness epidemic people if we’re making virtual war tribunals for 7/10 looking female streamers.

  29. Also, The Young Bucks reversing a pile driver by biting the guy in the nuts might be the worst spot I’ve ever seen in wrestling.

      1. Thank god Chelsea is just as shit. We might get CL purely due to them losing every time we do

        1. Chelsea is honestly way worse than you tbh. 2.6 billion spent and they’re putting out that defense consistently? I would legitimately commit seppuku at mid pitch if I spent 80 million on fucking Fofana. One of the worst transfers in history.

          1. Legit you could have bought most of PSG’s backline and Kravatschelia for that much lol

          2. Kvara only wanted PSG. It’s why no one else went for him that window

          3. I’m aware but like I said, him going for 55 million kinda makes spending almost that much on Garnacho look a little fucking silly

          4. Defensively sure. But they at least have some resemblance of an idea going forward

          5. No they fucking don’t dude. Once in a while JP or Neto or maybe Enzo does something. They are consistently playing absolute wasters like Delap. You know Delap only has 12 goals in 70 career championship games, right? He’s fucking had maybe the greatest PL fluke season ever. He is genuinely a lower league level player

          6. Yeah they don’t score because their players are shit at it. But they create opportunities for those shit players that I can genuinely call chances. We don’t have chances, ever. Gala was the exception since he finally played Mo inside.

          7. You don’t generate chances because you generate 90% of your chances in the PL in transition off winning second balls mow and you have the least physically gifted midfield in the league.

          8. We don’t press. That’s the biggest reason. The second biggest is when we actually do win a ball in transition we move it slower than a fucking slug

          9. It’s not a black and white situation tbh. The tactics are very poor, especially in transition. You’re ridiculously open for playing such a slow style, but also, a lot of it is that players like Mac Allister can’t run at the level a PL midfielder needs to nowadays. Even with a 4 man midfield, you’re getting cut open because Mac Allister and Gravenberch have zero recovery pace.

            If you ask me if I would rather have Garner/Giuye/Nidye from Everton or your midfield even with Wirtz, I’m taking Everton’s even though it’s “worse” because it’s a way better engine. If you put Everton’s midfield on our team, we’re genuinely in the title race hands down. Being able to make pretty passes or hit nice switches or being a pure destroyer who isn’t press resistant (Ugarte) is useless for a midfielder in the prem now. You need midfielders like Anderson and Onana (villa) eho cover ground but can also carry the ball well

  31. And don’t get me started on Rosenior. This fucking dude talks like he’s in a performance review with the CEO of the company every second. This MFer is 100% saying “Our biggest fault today is we were just too much of perfectionists” in a postgame I cannot imagine that is fun to be around because I just had a linkedin lunatic type boss and guess who everybody bypassed to ask me so it would actually get done?

    1. Save this season from being just overall shite and make it funny af instead

      1. You of all people who spent years and years saying even good signings weren’t worth half what these “stupid British teams pay” should be reveling in how much the hyper inflated market has fucked the quality of the league.

        1. I don't need to act like a scratched record, I'm just seeing my prediction coming to fruition

  33. Again, Xavi Simons is the type of player that if he were named Adam Warburton and played in League One, nobody would care when he was sold to a Championship team for 5 bucks but because he’s Dutch and scores 40 goals in a shit league he’s suddenly worth 55 million

  34. I… Kinda cooked in FPL??? I went up over a million spots overall wtf

  37. Villa never wins a game. The one game they should lose, they are beating West Ham.

    fucking useless

    1. Villa honestly hasn’t been good in months but the rest of the PL is fucking dire too. Saudihowrabia still can ‘t beat Sunderland after getting an entire state backed regime change

  38. and the fact Tuchel will ignore Welbeck (the actual highest scoring Englishman in the PL this season) in favor of manure like Solanke and Bowen depresses me

          1. Lmao I had his team mate.
            You know shit is bad when you free hit and have like 8 mil left because they are all shit

          2. I was sitting there a few weeks ago tracking defensive contributions for a striker. We’re in the trenches bro.

          4. I got rid of Haaland and looked like Will Smith from Fresh Prince when everybody moved without telling him lol. Who am I gonna spend that money on?

          6. You’d think Saka has been terrible this season, he’s literally the 4th highest scoring midfielder. It’s actually crazy how shit it is.

          7. Its insanity- and literally nobody has bee Reliable- its like if u r lucky and land on a guys 2-3 game purple patch

          8. The most consistent player unironically has been defenders. My defenders consistently return lol. IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THE OPPOSITE

  41. Guys if spurs was to get relegated- I assume all there good players would demand to be sold?

    1. The ones who play for big national teams, yes. The others would be able to stay due to parachute payment packages

      1. I think ive only seen bottom bitch teams relegated in my soccer years so would be a first

    2. They would have to be sold. They would be losing too much tv revenue to be able to pay their wages

      1. Yeah I figured- that could be interesting to see who ends up where

        1. Reality is most of the players will probably stay. They don’t exactly have a lot of class players if they’re getting relegated lol.

          I mean, Dragusin/Danso/Gray/Porro is basically a Championship level defense anyway

          1. I was thinking kudus, van de ven, romero, maybe goalanke lol probably forgetting some

      2. Parachute payments would save them for ONE season. If they failed to get promoted (remember, it's Spurs), then they would be fucked.

        they'd lose points like Leicester this season

  44. I’m sorry but if my boss said “I need to be a Man-ager because you’re aging men” I’d probably stop playing for him before he even stepped in the building. That is the most fucking David Brent/Michael Scott bullshit of all time.

  45. A future season with Wrexham in the Premier League and Tottenham in the Championship would be the kind of whathefuckery not even Football Manager can craft

  46. I wouldn't mind Van de Ven. But he would go to some Chelsea bullshit instead

    1. Moyes is good. His first Everton stint had the team almost always finish in a respectable 6th – 8th

    2. Moyes is a legitimately good manager. He came in with the impossible task of following SAF and his reputation got kinda ruined despite him being an excellent PL level manager afterward.

  48. you really think Solanke would be good enough to score at the Championship? I can envision Tottenham not moving up if it drops lol

    2. Solanke is not THAT bad Leo.

      But that said, I fully agree Tuchel is a moron for picking him over Welbz. He’s been in far better form this season.

    3. Solanke is not THAT bad Leo.

      But that said, I fully agree Tuchel is a moron for picking him over Welbz. He’s been in far better form this season.

  49. I’m still dying laughing every time I play this FM save and see Dyche at Las Palmas lol

  53. Charles needs to lay off the ozempic my god he got skinny fast

      1. Ugh this has to be AI right? I’m sorry I don’t care if Kommand’r wants to argue with me, giving yourself medically induced anorexia is not healthy.

          1. Michelle Yeoh too looks fucking terrible since she started taking it. Legitimately like me taking it. I don’t have any weight to lose as is, I would look terrible

          2. Aaaaaaa – that wasn’t on my radar
            She might actually look worse

    1. I’ve absolutely scammed 11 points on my bench lol. How have I done better with 3 blanks and doing nothing than when I actually try. Fucking shit season man.

  56. Another big problem with the PL right now is all the teams moved away from having out and out wingers and towards Pep style inside forwards but the teams lower in the league are better at defending them now. So players like Salah and Foden are kinda useless right now, meanwhile teams with out and out wide players are doing way better

    1. What Chelsea reject is Artetanyahu buying next season? I’m betting the house on Achempong

  61. you’d think Arteta would up the pressing considering they trail by 2 and have absolutely none of the ball

    1. Their stadium was half empty during a UCl match against the biggest club in Europe. Fucking fake as fuck fanbase.

  64. Good job City. No chance I’ll stay tuned for your celebrations though

      1. This man has skeletons in his closet. He has the facial expressions of somebody masking the darkest of secrets.

          1. The other day they asked him about the match and he said “how can we care about Arsenal when the world is such a dark place.”

            Bro experienced 2 draws and became a nihilist lmao

      1. My kids math tutor here and I straight laughed- he’s probably like wtf

        1. This the type of dude who goes to church to say “God made me come here today so I can meet you.” To a girl

          1. Low key I could see you ironically meeting your soul mate at a jellyroll concert

          2. I’m not into girls who are “born again” because they did ayahuscha at a RHCP concert once

  66. Thankfully Ive never actually heard a jelly roll song- I assume it’s country

    1. It is but I think he makes NPC music because only absolute bots would listen to this shit

      1. Every once in a while a random dad out here will listen to a country singer like go yo concerts and im like wtf

  67. Actually my sons friend had his parents fly him to texas for a concert of zack something? That was weird – they told us like it was normal lol

  68. Im sorry but no effing way im ever listening to country music

  69. Some country is good, but nothing that gets made nowadays is country, it’s just pop with acoustic guitars.

  70. My favorite modern country song is when Jason Isbell wrote a song about how you couldn’t disrespect cops in a small town iie BLM did in woke Commiefornia.

  71. My favorite modern country song is when Jason Isbell wrote a song about how you couldn’t disrespect cops in a small town iie BLM did in woke Commiefornia.

  72. Then again, it’s not like I’m asking her to marry me. Asking her on a date doesn’t mean we have to commit to it.

      1. I mean, I definitely like her. It’s not a question. I think you can tell by the way I talk about her. I find her little idiosyncrasies very charming. But just because you have fun with somebody and think they’re attractive doesn’t mean you should date

        1. I meant how you feel about whether you could handle a relationship with her, like sometimes seeing how a date feels might feel different than just hanging out

  82. FINALLY, I have a shirt to wear on the weeks I don’t wear my Britt Baker black eye shirt. Thanks Tony, I love my wholesome billionaire.

  84. Also, I was talking about Mina when I said I can’t believe Tony Khan got my waifu injured but the fact it could be multiple people is very telling

  86. I’ma be honest, I have no idea why Jimmy would try to leave the country on vacation right now.

  87. St. Johns is hilarious because they’re a tiny school but they have a great team because their coach is an all time great that’s only there because he got caught buying hookers for his recruits lmao

  88. IDK why anybody cares about the Mario Galaxy movie. The first Mario movie was one of the most uninteresting things I’ve ever seen.

  89. IDK why anybody cares about the Mario Galaxy movie. The first Mario movie was one of the most uninteresting things I’ve ever seen.

  91. I played some Xenoblade but I’m burnt out on JRPGs. I need to play something else.

  93. I went in the house to get my sweatshirt last night when I was hanging out with my cousin and the neighbor and I have a window that goes to the side of the house we hang out on and I jumped on my bed and kicked my heels up like I was a cute girl on a bed and the fact she laughed at that means I know we’ll get along lol

      1. I let my Invasive thoughts win a lot for the sake of comedy lmao

        1. II Miss them friend I made that disappeared. Sue. I joked and said I'm an ugliest bruiser brody and she joked hopefully you don't end up like him tho. She knew bruiser Brodys death and always got my references

      1. I walked by and was like “How’s it going bud? Rough night?” And he looked up and meowed at me lol

      1. You realize I’m doing this as a bit so you don’t have to say this lol

  99. Also, I was cracking up at the concert because we did a dab out of the car charger port in my friend’s car and the neighbor did one and then I asked her if she wanted to eat before we went into the concert and she stares at me and then says “Oh… Sorry. I forget how to speak english… In my head only Korean.” And I was fucking dying laughing. She’s one of the most unintentionally funny people I've ever met.

      1. She is I was like “it’s lowkey a flex to say you can forget a whole language”

      1. Harvester remastered (weird ass FMV PC game from the late 90’s)

        No More Heroes 2 (suck it Leo, Karma, Light and everybody else who slanders my GOAT Suda)

        Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow

        Thief Gold

      1. The only Pokémon are gators and the drug addicts are gym leaders and you battle your gators against each other. Each gym leader is addicted to a specific type of drug and when you win you get crack rock (badge)

  105. I had Popeyes blackened ranch for the first time today and oh my lawd

  116. I’m sorry but a cruise sounds like the worst possible way to soend a lot of money

    1. Saaaame. I was thinking about how I ultimately don't matter to anyone and how if I didn't send some people like a shit ton of messages they'd never send a single one and that I'm really just a desperate lonely dude

  125. I asked chat GPT what to play and it said Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood lol

      1. It’s basically Ubislop. Only the Ezio games and 4 are any good IMO

  129. I’m having one of those nights where i’m having trouble seeing the benefits of being alive

    2. Suicide does nothing but bring pain to people. I still check the profile of a friend who killed himself. I always hope it will update. I am always saddened when it doesn’t. Whether you see it or not life has value

  131. Yeah no shit but it can help to talk about it with someone. Low key it annoys me you act like you knowing why means you know it all because you don’t. You’re not too smart for therapy or for help from a friend.

    1. I don’t think I’m too good for it. I just have never found it to particularly help me.

      1. Going to a few sessions and not actually talking about the shit you say and do is why. Again your wording is not what I said. You think you’re too smart and self aware for therapy and have this know it all idea of what they’d say. You probably think it’s on a couch too. I am not gonna pretend you don’t say stuff that alarm me or annoy me but you’re my friend and I don’t want you to kill yourself. You’re supposed to ask out the neighbor girl. You have other things you need to do

        1. I’m having second thoughts about that too. Not because I don’t like her or that she’d probably say no. I just don’t know.

          1. To quote an anime I saw as a kid, are you just gonna keep running away? Why are you having second thoughts? Do you care how she or your grandpa will feel if you just up and died?

          2. A lot of reasons. And the main reason I haven’t killed myself yet is because I know people who would be upset.

          3. I know I’m just a dude you know online but I’d be upset. It would hurt knowing that you did it. Talk to someone about why you are second guessing yourself doesn’t have to be me. Life never changes if we don’t take risks or do things we’re second guessing.

          4. It’s not about me or me thinking she wouldn’t say yes, I’m almost certain she will.

            my reasons are pretty personal and mostly that I feel like I don’t have the emotional energy to treat a relationship properly right now.

          5. I’m not gonna tell you what to do with her, I’ve never been in a relationship and I’ve never had anyone into me. Fact is only you know what’s best for you when it comes to her. But what I can say is suicide is not the answer. All that brings is pain. It’s selfish. You’re not there to see the pain you’re bringing to people. Don’t hurt her, don’t hurt your grandpa and don’t hurt me. Whether you like it or not I’m your friend.

          6. I appreciate your words and friendship even if I don’t show it. Don’t worry about me, I’m not gonna do anything.

          7. I’m gonna worry. Knowing you’re thinking about it concerns me. I know that I got my own problems and I’m not mentally always in the best place but I’m here for you.

      1. The neighbor gave me some husk tomatoes and I made salsa verde

          1. I made tacos with leftover rice and meat and salsa. They were good

          3. Our neighbor behind us is an old Mexican lady whose yard is all vegetables and fruit trees and she always gives me peppers and limes and stuff lol.

          5. Oh so the people who see Mexicans and go “This state doesn’t hold my values any more” so they move to some shit hole state and pretend it’s better

  133. I might actually play Brotherhood lol. I kinda need a game like that.

  135. This is a random thing to bitch about but I miss when games had game structure/pacing instead of movie pacing.

      1. My mew head canon is David Cage was created by Harby using the dragon balls to wish for a writer that hits absolutely everything I hate in writers.

  136. My plan is to play a few non-JRPGs and then finish XC2 and DQ 1+2 HD

      1. I need to stop putting off the end of XC2. I have like 2 chapters.

          1. I was shocked to see I’ve played 64 hours of this game. It felt like 20 at most.

          3. It’s crazy I bought it with my switch and haven’t finished it yet lol

          5. Odyssey was also my first switch game. Why I bought the console

  137. It’s funny, my rule is usually I don’t buy a system until there’s at least the price worth of games I want but I saw BOTW/Odyssey/XC2 and just said fuck it

  138. The Switch is hard to rank for me because while it does have some of the all time best Nintendo games, it also weirdly doesn’t have a super high concentration of incredible games.

  139. You know it’s funny, famously Lincoln got mad in a speech before the civil war stating that “It wasn’t enough for the southern states to just have slaves, they won’t be happy until you’re forced to say ‘I love slavery too’” and my god that still is true about conservatives.

  140. What do you think costs more money, Ahmed at 7/11 not paying his fucking 5K in taxes or Trump spending 3 billion dollars on security at his own golf course?

          1. I just find all the words before clicking anything and starting the timer.

            Anyway, later.

          4. This reminds of something batman said in a flashback in DC KO. He doesn't cheat, he's batman. He said that after winning a board game and wonder woman said you always somehow get the right dice roll. He explained that he knows how to roll the dice and get whatever he wants due to his training making him learn the tricks to all sorts of objects. So stain thinks like batman

        2. only in Brazil we have: Chery, Geely, BYD, Jaecoo, Omoda, Great Wall, Volvo, Neta, GAC, Zeekr, BMW, Lynk & Co, Leapmotor…

    2. Nobody made fun of you for having an EV. I wish I had one. But my car gets 35 MPG anyway so it’s not like I’m driving a fucking hummer.

  154. SSo This wrestler ricochet was stupid on Twitter. A fan who was a nice old lady tweeted laughing emojis and that his acting hasn't gotten better. He was pissed or trying to play wrestling bad guy online and he looked through her profile and he told her he's glad she's got MS. The disease.

          2. Bro he doubled down and played the victim said people tell him awful shit but can't handle it when he fights back. All she said was his acting hasn't improved. She wasn't even mean in her response. She said if you're happy someone has it I feel sorry for you and blocked him

  160. Oof I thought I got to the Forbidden West finally but there’s still a no man’s land inbetween that and the Carja lands

    1. “If you break down laundry into two words Lawn-dry. You are drying your lawn”

    3. Not this weird porn parody about prostitution (but to be fair I haven't seen it yet) but like the actual show on Cartoon Network.

  167. I used one of my meal swipes for breakfast, and realized I have zero appetite this morning…
    What a waste.

    1. I feel like regular show is like the first Cartoon Network show that younger people talk about that I just have zero connection to.

      2. Tbh most shows after that really weren't good anyway. By the time the show ended I stopped watching the channel altogether

      1. That’s because it’s more expensive in the EU than it is here because they didn’t steal Venezuela's oil and still have sanctions on Russian oil because they aren’t corrupt.

  174. What are your 5 desert island games? I don’t mean what are your 5 favorite games, like think about which of your favorite games you’d want to play for like 5 years straight without getting bored. Mine are

    1. TOTK- Pretty much infinite replay-ability and I literally already spent like probably 30 hours in a normal play through just fucking around with the game play and crafting so I feel like that’d be a good game to have.

    2. RE4 Remake- I could see myself getting really good at this game and trying to speedrun it if I had nothing else. The core gameplay is so good + it has a decent amount of content like Mercenaries which I could get really good at and replay alot.

    3. MGS V- Pretty much the same reasons as TOTK. It’s one of those games you can just have fun in doing random bullshit because it’s still 10+ years later and people are still finding cool details and interactions.

    4. Balatro- Again, pretty much infinitely replay-able and addictive as is. There is a lot of content too to make runs different.

    5. Dark Souls- So much variety in play throughs and because of that, I could play it pretty much over and over again. Plus, there’s just a lot of different ways to entertain yourself within the game.

    2. II Don't have the full list but here is a few
      Xenoblade chronicles x because it has so much side content and stuff like getting all the stuff for new skells

    1. Putin does strike me as the “act ultra masculine because they secretly are gay” type

  177. Everyone tries to rage bait me but you’re the most efficient at it.

      1. Oh god, his wife has MAGA face? Yeah, I’m sure she’s in love with him because she just finds prison tattoos on a guy with loose skin from Ozempic hot

  178. EGTTR is only a good desert island game if you’re absolutely obsessed with British Pre-fab housing.

    1. I told you you were insane for trying to leave the country right now.

  181. Did he go to the Zach Snyder school of ignoring establishing shots so it takes a full minute of closeups before we know where the fuck we are?

  182. I think the sex-position is my favorite Snyderism. Because you know, there’s nothing sexy than pillow talk where you explain the back story of the entire universe.

      1. Ofc not. Though the run in the catacombs for the mound makers is demotivational. Spent a whole hour for 3 measly PVP items

      1. YYeah lol that's how it was for me. The only one that takes any real effort is the chalice dungeon stuff

        1. I’ve played enough diablo 2 and Dark Cloud to not be upset by the RNG dungeons lol

  184. I am salty because I will have to NG++ for a single gesture and possibly some of the rings, but at least I can run past almost everything

  185. I think after this playthrough I respect and like DS3 more. Think I like ER a little more tho

    2. Elden Ring is a frustrating game because it’s a better experience after you know which items you can ignore for your build but it’s also the kind of game that loses its impact on a replay because the best part of it was discovering everything to begin with.

      1. YYeah true, though I like the build flexibility. And I'll say this, there's a lot fewer areas in that compared to DS3 that are like "oh, this is aids."

        Thinking back not sure if I like ER or DS2 more for that same reason

        1. DS2 has bosses that you think “oh this is AIDS.” As in “This was made by Aids while they worked on bloodborne”

          1. Yeah pretty much lol. But more than that I think of the lead up to smelter demon and shrine of amana. And I didn't even deal with peak shrine of amana lol

  187. Nameless King would be an amazing fight if they just deleted the joke that is his phase 1 that you can no damage. But then again the difficulty in that fight is that learning his phase 2 is harder when you have to deal with his joke of a phase 1 and the time consumption from that

  192. I had a dumb dream last night. I was a hockey reporter and I got in trouble for wearing a shirt that said “I got pegged in Winnipeg” lol. Why is my brain like this.

      1. It’s called Pot Shots and it’s about a semi-pro hockey team that smokes pot. It’s incredibly dumb but I thought of some funny bits.

  197. Dude this Liverpool jacket is fucking amazing. So glad there’s finally weathers for it

    2. I’m wearing my Manchester is Red hoodie but I’ve never legitimately met a City fan here so it’s kinda pointless.

        1. Who, the United fans who want my hoodie? There are no City fans

  198. Lol, I asked my cousin last night if it was considered code switching around the neighbor to pretend I know more about anime than I do and he just smacked me on the head with a towel lol.

  202. Here’s what I managed to play before werk today. There was a really cool fight but I was so locked in to the story and cutscenes I forgot to photo mode once it went to gameplay 😭
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a329dcfac86ed376bbe59746339386760e039ab5908d02d0f10af72b713034f2.jpg
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f352d6e3712e326e6aa15fc119da5d0f9210dbac975e92d6bcb512dbf0b9ccf8.jpg
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4eebcc2c1614bd081f948d5a65465432e014aad05961765ec8d5a63f0b0798cb.jpg
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/306ab6e200e90d399c57b96cf0852d1ae26a73a7a167077bae40b660fdaad76f.jpg

      2. Was my fav PS4 game with Bloodborne, Uncharted 4 and Spidey

  204. This shit so unrealistic. What lever did Barca have to oull to pay 85 million?

    1. Real Barca snagged all my fave Liverpool players as a kid so you deserve this

      1. He looks like he goes to every walmart in the area to buy the limit of Sudafed they’ll sell him without looking suspicious.

        1. He looks like a special child who was given an hour alone at the mall

        1. She found the first 2/3rds of Sand movie 1 incredibly boring and kept asking questions. So I was shocked she was onboard for part 2 which she called ”pretty good”

  209. That dude also looks like he trolls past the high school to “pick up his daughter” but he’s really just perving on teenage girls.

  211. Like what was the idea for this photo “Oh shit, a normal bathroom, let’s get a picture of me looking like a complete doofus next to it so bots on twitter can pretend to be mad.”

  212. The fucking conservative persecution complex is so goddamn annoying to deal with. Trans people are literally less than 1% of the world population. Literally by sheer numbers alone they cannot be oppressors lol

  213. I don't think the truth is important but yeah accessible bathrooms have usually been all gender by default for decades but again it doesnt matter

  214. I think the right wing talking point about whites failing because they've been demoralized actually has some merit to it because I can't even imagine falling for "the college is a scam" meme

    1. Demoralized from what? Having to exist with people that have a different skin color lol. The people who say this shit are all just white supremacists trying to dogwhistle.

      If you’ve ever actually met a Republican in real life, they just spout the same shit about how immigrants are the reason taxes go up or some dumb facebook tier fucking nonsense. Why do you think I banned Joel on sight? Republicans are all the fucking same across the board and they’re all fucking shit

  216. And all the Rogansphere comedians need to be put in a fucking gulag and beaten until they are relatable enough to write a good joke.

  218. Tony Hincheliffe single handedly broken the “if you’re gay you’re automatically a good stand up” rule.

  221. I remember when satty said aya seems like she burns you with a cigarette after sex. Apple was very disturbed by that. I wonder if that's why apple left

  222. I don’t get why people just stand around and film while these ICE spooks hold people down. If they have no badge and warrant it’s not against the law to beat their ass.

    1. Don’t they have guns and actually kill innocent people? Id say thats why

      1. These pussies aren’t shooting anybody. Everybody is just a complacent coward in America.

          1. Like two people got shot. Meanwhile, ice agents are allowed to walk around doing whatever they eant. How about some of these 2A dumb cunts use their guns.

          2. These guys are empowered racists – they would absolutely shoot people

  224. It’s too bad 99% of the public are just useless NPC’s now. I guess they helped though by posting on reddit.

      1. I’m not dying so everybody can go “wow that’s crazy. He’s kinda cute” and do nothing afterward like Luigi

    2. The people we actually have got points this week instead of West Ham and Palace playin to a 0-0 draw both down to 10 men

  227. "Having to exist with people that have a different skin color" That could be part of it because white people don't have clans (unless you're like mormon or something) and they're playing on a server where everyone else does but I also think it just comes down to the causal explanations theyre exposed to and conservatives are just as guilty of this (ex. college is a scam learn a trade vs do your best grades dont matter) where ultimately it feels like there's no point in trying. I was going to say more but I have to avoid being insensitive.

    1. It’s all complete right wing nonsense. American conservatives never cared about immigration until Fox News started using it as a wedge issue to scare people into voting for the worse people you’ve ever seen. Do you even remember when “death panels” were a thing? There’s always some bullshit conservative boogie man talking point they have to make up because the rich people need to distract the NPC’s with thinking the foreigner owning the 7/11 is why there’s no tax money to spend and not because every single time a conservative is in charge the last 50 years the economy tanks.

    2. He faster you stop trying to see the logic in any conservative talking points the better Spiffy. These people have never made a good faith argument in their history.

    3. He faster you stop trying to see the logic in any conservative talking points the better Spiffy. These people have never made a good faith argument in their history.

  229. And you wonder why I just ban people like Joel Drake on sight. Yeah, funny how he “doesn’t want to talk politics any more.” If I had a dollar for every dumb cunt conservative who suddenly didn’t want to talk about politics after realizing the dumb fuck failson they voted for is fucking them over and not just the people they hate I’d be able to pay off the national debt.

    “I don’t want to talk politics any more” translates to “Oh fuck, the culture war bullshit I voted for isn’t real but 8$ gas prices certainly are.”

  230. Sure but in the end nothing mattered. So they’re just in jail for no reason.

  232. I’m sure the Cuban MAGAts are doing a ton of introspection on their community and not hoping Daddy Trump builds a bunch of casinos on Cuban soil while everything they bitch about stays the same.

    1. You talk about psyops and bots making people hate marginalized people and then you fall for it and hate Cubans, Mexicans and black peopl3. You're a mark

      1. I don’t hate anybody, I also don’t feel sorry when people fall for dumb bullshit. I know more Latinos that voted for Trump than white people. Talk about introspection, well maybe get your people to stop acting overly masculine and voting for dumb racists.

        1. You're a dumb racist satty. There are dumb people every race. You told apple once you knew more Mexicans than she does. You talk out your ass daily.

          1. I don’t hate anybody because of their race. But it’s hard to feel sorry for people when they’re voting for their own oppression.

          2. Racism isn't just hate you dumbass. You are generalizing people because of fucking reddit. Again dumb people every race. Not all Cubans are what you are saying

  233. I love the Benzito but having it only take premium gas is pain

  237. I can't complain about gas prices but my fucking bus recently ignored me and didn't let me off my stop. I had to walk more than just crossing ths street. Annoyed me. But better than paying 50 dollarydoos for gas

    2. I have to fly in a little over a week- hopefully it isn’t a nightmare

        1. He legit might have to because he is actually thinking about going to the airport right now.

          1. I think its gonna delay things is all im not envisioning myself fighting an m16 off a fat bearded dude in camo

  240. I dont understand why left wing American terrorists always try to hurt the bad guys instead of just killing people at random/you dont like which is what right wing American terrorists do. It's like they dont understand the point of terrorism.

  255. this is indeed my favorite song by them

    and whoever thinks this song is bad is lying to themselves

  256. so since Satty is in a bad mood I think it's a bad time to say I'm seeing Lynyrd Skynyrd live right

    1. I’m not in a bad mood but like how are they still Lynard Skynard? They all have to be dead by now, right?

      1. No, but it’s pretty much how I’ve felt for about a decade now unfortunately.

          1. I could of been in wales with ayunger lady- opened a small coffee shop…

          2. This is my dream. Marry the neighbor and move to Seoul and own a music store that we live above.

          7. You might be shocked to hear this but I was very drunk when I wrote that lmao

          9. I’m not a Sonic hater tbh but I found her praise of random 5/10 sonic games and liking them more than shit like Chrono Trigger borderline ragebait

      1. Ironically, her, Harley Cameron and Stephanie Vaquer are the perfect summation of the 3 types pf Satty girls lmao

          1. Truly it is

            Cute asian girl with big boobs

            Dark haired foreign girl

            Petite blonde

          3. I don’t know why she is so disgusted about me having a type, that thing that basically everyone has.

            I guess it could be argued I “fetishize” asian girls but truly I’m not sitting here going “Oh I hope my submissive asian house wife will make me sushi when I get home” bullshit

  268. We at soccey- was gonna drive to target but only 4 kids showed so i think he might end early

    1. Did Ice stop all the Brazillian ringers at the airport? This is gonna ruin the tour

      1. Bro is chubby and always late- my wife says all latin people late by culture

  270. Remember when Kommander sent a voice message just to say “Satty just likes petite asian girls with big boobies” lol

  275. These kids walked past my house playing the chad song on full blast from their backpack speakers lol

      2. Yeah, you know I cook at home because I don’t complain about how expensive door dash is now lmao

          1. I enjoy cooking tbh. It’s just annoying when I’m tired. But having a food processor has made prep like 10x easier.

      2. I grew up eating broccoli several times a week and still do but avacado i tried this year and eat it weekly now because old

          1. Avacado is awesome but is something I will only eat if I make at home

  280. Also, it was a total vibe when Yoko Taro said “I enjoy having Platinum work on the game because they’re talented so I can drink more at work. And I write better when I drink” because I definitely cook better when I’m drinking lol.

  283. I mean Personally I don’t care. He was a huge AIPAC doner and only fans ruined the game.

          4. Toy Story is goated the first 3 , Rattatoille, and coco makes me cry like bitch also the Toy Story when sndy hoes to college- im a bitch

  285. This mom parked next to me perfectly in line so ots like shes in passenger seat- I looked at her and slowly relined lmao

  287. The Vertebra Shackle grind in DS3 is truly terrible. I have 7, I need 30, and I've been doing this for 2 hours total already

  296. I don't think he was even human. His work here on earth was complete and he simply returned home.

  310. Also, you don’t go shopping every week. You go every other week and buy meat that is on sale and you plan what you can make in advance.

  315. I used to just drink coffee flavoured boost all day but I can't anymore because of the goyslop memes and soy content

    1. She has physical pain issues. She was temporarily paralyzed and she's been in constant pain. She hasn't replied in a week which means she's not doing well. She always told me if she takes long to reply she's not doing well or traveling

  321. I only buy processed packaged food though so I think it's less of a concern

  327. WWell I had stuff ruin food for me. Like the smell of eggs I mentioned that. So it makes sense to me. I couldn't force myself to eat something that I don't like

    1. I can't eat eggs either but that goes back way further. Like I said before I used to refuse to eat cake because it contained eggs.

    1. To be fair, I’ve had fish that is too fishy but that is a common complaint. I’ve never had beef that was too beefy. What does that mean lol

    2. Yes but I remember reading a Russian man fed kangaroo meat to his neighbors but it turned out it wasn't kangaroo meat and it wasn't emu either so you have to be careful with this sort of stuff.

  336. The where can I eat dog posts on the China and Korea subreddits are always funny because 85% of responses are just soyraging and the rest are casually discussing the best dog restaurants, how to get there and what to order.

      1. Come on Jimmy. Don’t be racist. She has a dog. She’s not gonna fucking eat it.

        1. You're the one being racist by implying there's something wrong with their culture

  343. I mean, I’m the last person who would judge anybody for being unable to eat bananas because of personal experiences so I’m not saying that. But I’ve never had chicken that is too chickeny.

    1. I have but it's like day old chicken. Never really had that when it's fresh

  344. My guess is any meat without seasoning tastes like itself which is horrible

    1. Maga Charizard is probably out here eating unseasoned chicken like “God I hate eating!”

          1. Still worried about my goth friend because her health problems. Besides that decent. Oh crap forgot to text my nephew to pick me up cookies at hos job

          3. SShe Hasn't replied in a week. Technically more. She always told me if she doesn't reply that long she's not doing well. Seems she's in constant pain

          4. that sucks
            how are YOU doing in life though
            whats the atmosphere like on planet dik

          7. HHe's Doing good. He's been sleeping on me a lot.

            Every time I'm starving and say I'm hungry I think hungry is probably gonna say she is hungry

          8. im lurking so one day i will
            i think of you when i hear dark knight now too

      2. I feel like Hey Dude shoes are a physical manifestation of white privilege

    1. I don’t know if you know about the meme with all black air force ones or not lol

      1. Same- I saw a pair the other day and told my wife I got all of us a pair for vacation

  360. Diki in tree camo crocs with no socks and has custard and what not that serped through the holes onto his feetses

      1. Same. If I ever wear crocs outside my house fucking ol’ yeller me. Please.

    2. This looks like what somebody who bitched about how wearing masks was “oppression” during the pandemic but have to use a sleep apnea machine would wear.

    1. “There’s a petite Vietnamese girl down the barrel of the shotgun Satty, I promise.”

    2. “There’s a petite Vietnamese girl down the barrel of the shotgun Satty, I promise.”

  376. DK’s favorite outfit

    American flag Hey Dudes
    AEW Britt Baker black eye shirt (on weeks he’s not wearing his AEW Big Black and Jacked shirt)
    Cut off jean shorts with a hole in the knee

      2. Do you think my nephew who loved hollow knight and silksong would like shovel knight. I'm biased and love it but think he shoulf play ot so considering buying it for him

        1. If he likes it mainly for the gameplay, then yes. If he likes Hollow Knight mainly for the atmosphere/art probably not

  392. Shovel Knight is basically the only Kick Starter project I actually was excited for and really hoped might be good.

  396. Remember when Harby gave me the Harb Times off the cage at DP Kingdom and I kicked out at 2 and hit the Missile to Moscow to win?

  397. TTime To speedrun irithyll so I can get to the next grind

  404. I finished RE9. Great game. Now I’m sad we gotta wait another year for more RE

      1. Well worth it. Kinda crazy to say about getting switch ports now lol

  405. Anyway, spent the last 30 minutes figuring out what to play next. I’m gonna try Alan Woke

  406. SNES-

    10 Ogre Battle
    9 Demons Crest
    8 Donkey Kong Country 2 Diddy’s KongQuest
    7 Super Mario RPG
    6 A Link to the Past
    5 Earthbound
    4 Super Mario World
    3 Super Metroid
    2 Megaman X
    1 Chrono Trigger

      1. It’s a fantastic remake too. The little quality of life changes like having the exp boosting and being able to multi class after chapter 1 are fucking incredible.

  408. N64
    10 Star Fox 64
    9 Ogre Battle 64: Lady of Lordly Caliber
    8 Golden Eye 007
    7 Donkey Kong 64
    6 Super Mario 64
    5 Banjo Kazooie (sorry DK)
    4 Perfect Dark
    3 Ocarina of Time
    2 Majora’s Mask
    1 Paper Mario 64

  409. Actually, now that I think about it, I probably like F Zero X better lol

    1. II Might actually spend the like fucking 80 dollars to buy a switch online n64 controller just because the games feel awkward otherwise because the weird controls

  410. PS1 (oh god this is gonna be hard)

    10 Spyro 2 Ripto’s Rage
    9 Oddworld: Abe’s Odyssey
    8 Silent Hill 2
    7 Xenogears
    6 Final Fantasy Tactics
    5 Silent Hill
    4 Resident Evil 2
    3 Symphony of the Night
    2 Metal Gear Solid
    1 FF 7

  413. Dreamcast
    10
    9
    8 Samba De Amigo
    7 Honestly that’s all I got lmao. Don’t make me put fucking Omicron on here
    6 MvC 2
    5 Power Stone 2
    4 Crazy Taxi
    3 Ikaruga
    2 Skies of Arcadia
    1 Jet Set Radio

  414. PS2 (puts gun to head and cries)

    10MGS 2: Sons of Liberty
    9 GTA Vice City
    8 Persona 4
    7 DMC 3
    6 Jak and Daxter: Precursor Legacy
    5 Final Fantasy X
    4 MGS 3
    3 Dark Cloud 2
    2 Shadow of the colossus
    1 Silent Hill 2 duh! (Said like a sassy rude girl)

    1. I left out literally like 8 of my all time favorite games. I’m sorry Okami

    3. Jak and Daxter is great fun.
      Never got far in Jak 2 tho sadly.
      I did love the Daxter PSP game as a kid tho. Replayed that at least 15 times lol.

    4. Jak and Daxter is great fun.
      Never got far in Jak 2 tho sadly.
      I did love the Daxter PSP game as a kid tho. Replayed that at least 15 times lol.

  415. Gamecube (heaves massive sigh)
    10 Pikmin 2
    9 Super Mario Sunshine
    8 F Zero GX
    7 Eternal Darkness
    6 Killer 7
    5 Paper Mario TTYD
    4 Resident Evil 4
    3 Metroid Prime
    2 Resident Evil Remake
    1 Wind Waker

    1. Surprised sunshine over Luigis mansion but also very great list. I like sunshine btw. I know it's got problems but my nostalgia is high for it

      1. I’ma be real,
        i don’t really like Luigi’s Mansion that much. They’re fun games but they’re all like 7/10

  416. OG Xbox
    10 Halo CE
    9 Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher’s Bay
    8 Jade Empire
    7 Forza Motorsport
    6 Jet Set Radio Future
    5 KOTOR
    4 Ninja Kaiden Black
    3 Psychonauts
    2 Halo 2
    1 Morrowind

  417. Wii
    10 Zelda Skyward Sword
    9 Red Steel 2
    8 Okami
    7 FE Radiant Dawn
    6 No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
    5 Super Paper Mario
    4 Super Mario Galaxy 2
    3: Xenoblade Chronicles
    2 Zelda Twilight Princess
    1 Super Mario Galaxy

      1. I’ve read the comic, why was the movie bad? I heard it was bad so never bothered

  420. xbox 360
    10 Forza Motorsport 4
    9 Shadow Complex
    8 Crackdown
    7 Limbo
    6 Oblivion
    5 Mass Effect
    4 Lost Odyssey
    3 Halo 3
    2 Halo Reach
    1 GTA IV

  421. I’m only doing games I actually associate with said console. Like I could have put Silent Hill 3 for OG Xbox but I don’t associate it with that console at all. So it’s a bit subjective there too

  423. PS3
    10 Eternal Sonata
    9 Puppeteer
    8 God of War III
    7 Demons Souls
    6 The LOU
    5 Resistance 3
    4 MGS 4: Guns of the Patriots
    3 Mass Effect 2
    2 Valkyria Chronicles
    1 Uncharted 2

  424. PS4
    10 The Last Guardian
    9 Ghost of Tsushima
    8 Death Stranding
    7 The Lou 2
    6 Uncharted 4
    5 Final Fantasy XV
    4 Dad of War
    3 Persona 5
    2 Persona 3 Relod
    1 Bloodborne

  425. Xbox One (el oh el)
    10 (insert game Phil promised here)
    9 Gears 4 if I have to
    8 the next 3 spots are Forza Horizon
    5 Cuphead
    4 MGS V because it wasn’t on the PS4 list
    3 Fuck it, we’re counting Divinity Original Sin 2
    2 Ori (remember when that was exclusive lmao)
    1 Sunset Overdrive

  426. Because it was “exclusive” like a stripper is actually into you.

  427. Switch

    10 Luigi's Mansion 3
    9 Zelda Echoes of Wisdom
    8 Splatoon
    7 Hollow Knight
    6 Fire Emblem 3 Houses
    5 Pikmin 3
    4 Xenoblade Chronicles 2
    3 Metroid Dread
    2 TOTK
    1 Mario Odyssey

      1. It’s nowhere near dread or TOTK or Odyssey. The only reason it’s here is because I somewhat associate it with Switch because that’s where I played it.

        1. It absolutely is better than Dread lol and I thought Dread was a banger

  428. Wii-U (last one)
    10 Fast Racing Neo
    9 Wonderful 101
    8 Captain Toad
    7 Splatoon
    6 Monster Hunter Tri Ultimate
    5 Super Mario 3D World
    4 DKC: Tropical Freeze
    3 Xenoblade Chronicles X
    2 Bayonetta 2
    1 BOTW

      1. This was shockingly easier than I thought it would be. Also, I should have put Fatal Frame 5 on here over Fast Racing Neo

    1. TBF, calling a space game starfield is like calling a platforming game Jumper

  432. Also no I’m sorry. You’re fucking 12 if you think Hollow Knight is better than Dread. Dread plays infinitely better than Hollow Knight. Hollow Knight is just prettier.

    1. And has more exploration, variety, lore, locations, and better boss fights

    1. Nobody should expect a game to be $40 in 2026. Pokemon fans are fucking retards though. They’ll bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch and yet the game will still be in the top 3 in sales for the year. So either stop buying this shit or shut the fuck up

      1. Pokemon Legends Z A was already a massive failure though. It sold less than Arceus despite Switch + Switch 2 cross gen install base and holiday bundles.

      2. Also why not? Lots of games cost $40. Helldivers 2 did after a large team spent 6-7 years working on it. Silksong was $20.

  434. Why are people incapable of letting any franchise go even if all they do is bitch about it? Everyone still playing Call of Duty is literally a hamster in a Mobius strip. Stop buying the fucking shit or shut the fuck up.

    I haven’t bought a pokemon game since Sun and Moon because Sword and Shield nor Violet nor Legends Arceus looked high quality enough for me to bother with. Why do people keep playing awful fucking games for the sake of familiarity? I could have told every single one of you to ignore Battlefield 6 because it wasn’t going to be what you or anybody has wanted. It’s like Harby getting excited for a new ME game. Why? I didn’t get excited for the Western SH games, I didn’t even play them all until years down the line and SH is one of my favorite franchises.

    1. To be fair I told everyone Battlefield 6 was garbage but no one listened to me and I kept getting called insane but then I bought the game anyways because I must be wrong but unfortunately it turned out I was right. I think COD is actually dying now too. Black Ops 7 was a sales disaster.

    2. Also I think it's because there are no alternatives. What is the Pokemon fans supposed to play? Actually I think MH overtook it in Japan but it's not quite the same.

  435. Silent Hill literally had my favorite game of all time get remade and I still went “meh, I’ll get excited when I see it isn’t shit”

  436. Silent Hill literally had my favorite game of all time get remade and I still went “meh, I’ll get excited when I see it isn’t shit”

  437. Like yeah I'll give you the combat in Dread is better than HK but that was about it imo.

  441. Anyway it's sad to see him leave with Liverpool like this but it's not like anyone could tell it would turn out this way after last season.

    1. They were shit after like January last year and VVD and Salah should have been sold after last season. They bought horribly

  444. It feels like I just oscillate between happy and miserable a dozen times a day. I'm usually happy but when I think too much or play Halo I become miserable again.

    2. I'm just fucking bored. Everyone is usually busy with work or other stuff so I'm eiter watching sports, working out, coding or playing games. It gets stale since I haven't done much since my Rhode Island trip a month ago

  445. Also Frank, I'm playing Alan Woke and will play 2 immediately after

  447. My plan is I’m gonna ask her out after the tournament, she’s gonna come see my second round.

    3. Already beat you to it sadly. I'm taking her to see Hoppers tomorrow

    4. Satty I promise you will be tired of the winning- you are gonna win big

  450. We’re like more than half way through Alan Woke and it’s already a certified Satty Banger

  451. I mean honestly should we be surprised this community was full of bad apples at the start. It all came from an IGN comment section where there was a resident troll posting dead baby pics

    2. I missed that thank lord- stray found me on ign and sent me gamerant link lol

    3. Yeah but it is funny to think how many we shed in like the first 2 years. Most of that wasn't even a 5th of our time here

  460. Does it even matter whether Aya was a boy or a girl? I guess it does if you were into her and wanted to have children but for the rest of us she can be whatever she wants to be. Also I'm surprised she was messaging Vader of all people to discuss her feminine matters and I like our unstable users all the same.

    1. Whoever she is it doesn't matter because she's not here, I'm just saying what I think it is because it seems weird to mascarade as a girl intending to catfish specifically when you enter the conversation guns blazing and getting everyone to dislike you immediately

    3. Maybe because at the time I was probably one of the only ones left who wasn't getting dragged into the drama. Also she was getting more active on Discord by then anyway. She was def unstable tho

      1. I wasn't here at the time and missed everything. When I returned she was gone forever and no one would explain what happened.

        1. Nothing specific, she just decided to stop coming here after a couple breaks. I think she realized when even I was done with the drama that it was time to call it quits

      2. She would constantly get pissed at me because I’d defend lite and tell her she was wrong. I’d get the angriest messages because of that. But no matter how you look at it she went too far with lite

        1. Undoubtedly. Wish I didn't play devil's advocate the way I did

          2. It really was just that I didn't want her to leave because she seemed unstable enough to actually do that if no one was in her corner. Dumb shit that I regret

          3. I mean I can't criticize now. I ruined my friendship with Keats because I was unstable because I was miserable at the telemarketing job and she blocked me.

  461. P4 remake is probably at the Xbox showcase on Thursday

  463. I applied to this staffing company by mistake. Wish I didn't. These places are a fucking joke

  464. I don't know. I know some people didn't like me or I'd get on their nerves sometimes (like Thomas and Peeks although I'd get really annoyed by Thomas and his weird contrarian takes) but I've never really got into drama with anyone (like either of the Sam's or Oroko or Katie or Eluno or Brony or anyone) but maybe that's because I'm naturally submissive.

    2. Man thinking back I used to get into dumb internet fight with everyone lol

        1. Man it's been awhile since I've even heard the term simp or white knight lol. Surprised neither of those are used more now post-onlyfans

    3. Back in the day I was still a teen so I was pretty naive back then

    2. HHoly Fucking ass balls. Also funny thought about how you and lite did a bunch of nice shit for me. Like I met y9u because you wer3 saying I se3m lik3 a good guy

          4. very awsome
            true childhood hero
            if only bill mury had read it to me

    1. Exhausted tbh. Work hasn't even started yet. I have to remember to make a doctor's appointment because lately I've felt like I didn't sleep and been drained.

      how are you?

      1. hope you can get your mental health sorted out
        i have been very well although void of interaction latley
        i thought it was thursday tday

        1. Well this actually feels like a physical issue. My therapist said it might be allergies. My mental health hopefully can improve soon tho.

          Oh wow Thursday. Any reason void of interaction?

          1. so your getting tested for alergies
            i dont like taking my meds and i cant talk irl if i dont

          2. That and just seeing what else could be wrong with me.

            I'm sorry to hear. That sounds hard. Even on my meds it's hard to talk to people in person. Plus I have a nervous stutter and stammer

          3. hopefully nothing wrong
            i had insesint eye contact rather than stutter
            like talking to a doll

          4. I look at people's foreheads to simulate eye contact. I honestly get so embarrassed by the stutter and stammer. Do you have really bad social anxiety?

          5. being around people is like having a dry sponge poke under my skin and pull my blood away
            foreheads intresting does that work

          6. I assume it works. No one has said anything.

            being around people too much exhausts me. The more people the worse I feel. I hope you can feel better around people

      2. Whatever obsession by Calvin klein smells like to you is what i smell like

  474. NieA Under7 is so well written for a comedy anime and it's rare to see this level of realism. There's a character growing marijuana, another character is concerned their friend is showing signs of schizophrenia and there's a bunch of immigrant characters like the perverted Indian curry shop owner.

      1. A 20 year old girl who works at a bath house while studying for entrance exams and her alien roommate.

    1. in a perfect world no clothes bear him down from our meer pesant like sight

  477. I’m making bread at my cousin’s house and I let my intrusive thoughts win and I had flour on my hands and I just palmed the dog’s head and said “Suffer me now!” Like Celebrimbor from Shadow of Mordor.

  485. This episode about a kid talking about their fathers life is a masterpiece

    1. im supprised he got black addam
      he has a no loose clause so why sup movir?

        1. why black addam
          hes a bum compared to the better rock cast of grod

          1. BBecause He likes being stronger characters who are "badass" black adam is sometimes an anti-hero so rock wanted to be him. He really wanted to fight superman. Based on his history with making himself look strong he probably would have beat superman

  487. I downloaded all the Persona 3 movies 7 years ago but I never watched them because I thought I'd wait just in case the game ever got a remake and it did but I didn't like the remake

      2. IIt's the only game that actually has romance in the actual plot tho

  491. Im still going to finish it eventually though but on PS5 or Switch 2 instead of PC

    1. I apparently have to get significantly into NG++ so even after this I'm not out of the woods lol. But we'll get there

        1. There's a reason I never attempted it until now lol. It's the only real bad souls platinum

  497. Apparently even with all the grinding I'm only at 54 hours. For reference my first playthrough was total about 80 hours, how far Ive come

  501. Apparently the drop rate resets if I exit the game lol, insane shit

  503. IIt's done, finally. Now I just have to finish collecting the rings

  504. Lol, the Florida district that Mar A Lago is in had a 14 point flip and a Democrat won. Trump is gonna be rage Truthing (what the fuck is a truth social post called?) at 3AM

  509. Anybody who says their full name in an introduction is a fucking cunt plain and simple. Robert James Manfred. Why do these fat pricks all have the same names.

  511. I’m being 100% serious btw. If I’m ever legitimately rich like say 10 million or more, I’m marrying an asian instagram hoe and moving somewhere there isn’t many people.

  513. Karma strikes me as somebody who raw dogs the plat grind. No putting podcasts on in the background, no tv shows on a second monitor. Bro is 100% committed to the grind. He would marry the grind if it loved him back.

    1. This time it was nothing but my own thoughts lol, but I did DS2 listening to scary stories/true crime

  521. Nata Lee is currently in a meme on r/all and I feel like the Satty verse leaked to the public and I don’t like it

          1. °^°
            sat will get reversed ao3 cursed from how we talk about him

      1. I’m literally not lol. I have the worst build of all time. I’m tall and I weigh like 150 pounds. My grandfather weighs that much and he has no muscles because he can’t walk

  528. Oh well he’s like 4 foot. It’s easy to get muscle definition when you’re short.

      1. I’m 6’3. And even then it’s lying. I’m actually 6’2 and 3/4.

  529. How fucking crazy is it that an OG DP meme got used in a meme that currently has 32k upvotes on reddit. Like it’s literally the same picture as the one bub and Apple edited to make fun of me. It’s like our group chat got leaked lol

      1. Karma definitely pulling off being bald better. My head is a weird shape and I can’t grow facial hair so I’d look horrible bald

    1. That’s crazy. They always be finding some crazy gem stones in China and South Americs

    2. Wait, were you just making a dick joke and I was trying to be serious about the geology lol

  553. I don’t like to rant about the Giants but I’m pretty close to it tbh.

  555. What is the fucking obsession with having in game interviews in baseball. I fucking hate what this sport has become tbh.

  556. Jazz Chisholm sounds like he gets confused when Dora the explorer asks questions.

  557. WHY IS BERT KREISCHER ALWAYS ON MY FUCKING TV SCREEN. HE HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNY ONCE. WHY AM I ALWAYS SEEING THIS FAT RETARD

  558. This might be the first year I don’t watch a ton of baseball. These team is genuinely so pathetic.

  559. You can make contact with a baseball and have it result in something other than being rolled over to second.

  560. Yeah, this season is gonna be a complete wash. We signed absolutely nobody of note and we were already shit to begin with

  561. Honestly why even fucking play the season. Just simulate to LA winning and fuck off. This sport is dead until there’s a lockout.

  562. Get this fucking piece of shit off my fucking tv. Fuck Rob Manfred.

  563. The good news is that our half of the inning lasted like 2 nano seconds so I didn’t have to see that fat fuck on my screen. I hope Manfred fucking gets shot.

  565. I’m convinced if you shot every fat billionaire in the country, just them not eating would save 300 million in tax dollars

  566. All these rich fucks are just balding middle aged cunts on too much TRT and HGH. Bald with the HGH gut isn’t a good look unless Joe Rogan is your fashion idol

  567. Every time I see Bert Kreischer on my screen, my will to pull the gun on myself grows.

  568. It’s really funny they’ll be all buddy buddy with Bonds on the broadcast but the second you act like he should be in the hall of fame people suddenly act like he’s a pariah. You certainly don’t give enough of a fuck about steroids to not have him on your dogshit netflix broadcast huh?

  570. HOW DOES EVERYBODY IN THIS TEAM JUST CONTINUALLY ROLL OVER PITCHES

  571. HOW DOES EVERYBODY IN THIS TEAM JUST CONTINUALLY ROLL OVER PITCHES

  572. Karma are you talking about Project Hail Mary? I can't believe Ed was here and I missed it.

    1. EExactly. I do have deep dish once in awhile but it's infrequent

  574. Baseball broadcasts will literally do anything to avoid showing the fucking game. Why am I watching Jameis Winston interviewing Jey Uso?

    You know, for a company that loves to make people self censor for no fucking reason, you’d think having a guy who was accused of sexual assault would be a no-no but I guess we just ignore it because people think he’s a meme.

  575. If I didn’t already love baseball, this game would have radicalized me against ever liking it. Why are there dudes behind the plate wearing Kalshi shirts? Who the fuck is gambling on the length of a press conference or some shit. If you are gambling on how many times Bert Kreischer is shown on a broadcast get fucking help my god.

    1. No, it has to be low chance things or things nobody else is betting on. Take a year long bet on how many abused women shirts AEW makes.

        1. Genuinely it is. Like who on earth is buying a shirt of just a woman with a black eye on it? Nobody with any self awareness whatsoever is buying that shirt.

  578. Everyone hated the Arrez signing but he is the only fucking person on this team that can actually make contact.

  580. “He just gets empty hits”

    “His OPB is good because he doesn’t strike out”

    He was worth 3 WAR last year as a non-power hitting first baseman who is a below average defender. That’s legitimately impressive to a degree and we have no second basemen. The alternative is starting guys who who'd struggle to make half the teams in the league’s roster. What could go wrong

  581. I know I shouldn’t complain because seeing my tram win 3 championships in 5 years is something 99% of people will never experience but it’s really hard to not want to rant. Our owner spends more money donating to Israel than he does on this fucking roster.

  583. Every time they show this dick head he’s on his phone. Maybe spend less donating to Trump’s campaign and we can have a functional outfield you fucking cunt.

      1. Our rosters we won titles with were genuinely kinda bad too. Sabean and Bochy worked miracles with this fucking loser handcuffing us

  585. Also, he got into a physical fight with his wife at a fucking restaurant. I don’t know why these scumbags are allowed to own teams.

      1. Maybe throwing a chair at your wife in public is objectively dumb if you are a public figu re.

      2. Maybe throwing a chair at your wife in public is objectively dumb if you are a public figu re.

  589. You knkw what would be awesome? If I could just theow chairs at everyone with impunity and no consequences. I would do it all the fucking time. Save me a lot of time waiting in line.

      1. If I was a billionaire, I’d marry some hot Vietnamese instagram model, buy and island and fucking donate the rest and not see anybody the rest of my fucking life.

  591. Why do we sign guys like Bader? This team needs a super star bat. Like a legitimate star, not a guy who hits .277 with no pop.

      1. The Phillies have multiple super star hitters so having a GG Calibre defense first player at a premium defensive position is fine, not when the rest of the team hits worse than him.

  592. Can we be fr and stop pretending anybody but LA is winning this year? What a fucking waste of time this entire season is gonna be.

  593. I’m just sick of this shit. We can’t develop players, we can’t sign anybody. WHY IS BRICE ELDRIGE IN THE MINORS. If he comes up and strikes out 500 times in a row it’s literally no different than starting any of these other AAAA fuck heads

  594. It’s kind of crazy to think Micky Rourke was a heart throb in the 80’s because literally anybody younger than 40 has only ever seen him look like a meth dealer who tries to claim he’s also a magician.

  596. Netflix is so fucking corny man. We're really giving players Netflix themed varsity jackets after the first game of the season? And a hotdog stand with the Netflix logo all over it? Thank goodness I listened to most of that on the radio

    1. “Statement win” my brother in christ, it is game 1 of 162 against a mid at best team. Stop fucking glazing

  597. Schmitt is a perfect example of why BWar is a dumb fucking stat. Nobody on earth would say he’s actually a good hitter but according to BWar he has potential.

  599. I feel bad for the actor tbh. Literally he could give the best performance of all time and it’ll still be weird that it basically makes Harry’s dad a white supremacist

  600. But whatever. You and all of us know this is gonna be some TLOU S2 level slop. It’s gonna be some loser’s fan fic because they don’t actually like the IP

    1. Even if they do, there's nothing new to say. The first 4 will be bloated versions of the originals. The only ones with any room for improvement are 5 and 6

      1. Pretty much. We’re getting a remake of content that was already at worst a 7/10 to begin with

  601. NG++ begins, I just need all the rings and I'm done with the game for another 5 years lol

  602. I didn't realize the trailer is out. I'll echo what a reddit comment said, it looks like a live action adaptation of a live action movie. Take what you will from that

  603. Genuinely why didn’t they just do an original story that focuses on a group of kids at Hogwarts. How fucking hard is it to write Stand By Me but for Wizards. If IT can do it, surely you can.

  604. Seriously though. This is some PL and Club GOAT shit legacy he is leaving behind

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  605. I didn't even look at snape's clothes. He looks like an off brand organization XIII member

  606. What’s honestly crazier about PS2 era sales is there’s basically zero professional branded sports games in the top 50 all time sales. The only pro sports game that sold over 5 million was Madden 2005 which is considered by basically everyone to be the best licensed sports game ever made.

      1. But that was on everything including PS2 and DS. That doesn’t count really.

    1. I really can't get over how he's cosplaying as organization XIII now that I'm seeing it lol

        1. It's him but he walked into hot topic one day and never left

    2. I sure hope a significant part of this character’s backstory doesn’t involve him getting bullied for his appearance and hung from a tree.

  614. Ligue 1 has postponed PSG’s match against Lens so they can win the league and ucl again by allowing the entire team rest a week before they play Liverpool again. PSG isn’t allowed to play 3 games in a short time, of course not. Lens on the other hand are. Now that fixture congestion is going to them. Such a pathetic league.

    1. your midfield could have a month off and still look like they’re wearing lead boots compared to PSG.

      1. I don’t care. Sati I’m pissed off they sabotage Lens. They could have won the league this season instead of that corrupt oil club

    1. This is only the second movie and they’re already pulling this shit

    2. these guys next to live action Brie Larson as Samus will feel as uncanny as Roger Rabbit and Bob Hoskins

      1. because dumb Gen-Zers with the attention span of a tardigrade can't wait for surprises

    4. Nintendo will do every god damn thing they can with Star Fox except actually making a new one

      1. Because nobody is going to play it Leo. If you tried to sell Star Fox 64 nowadays, people would go “Wait, a rail shooter for 2 hours is worth $300 (or whatever games are now) for that?”

    1. In PL history makes it way less impressive. We had been the top team for 90% of the Prem’s existence. I don’t doubt nobody scored a hat trick at old trafford while SAF was here.

      If you go back to pre-PL, I’m sure we were giving up hat tricks all the time when we were getting relegated.

      1. Bro owned your club. Something like 21 or 22 goal contributions against United.
        I know you are releaved he’s leaving lol

        1. I don’t care if he leaves tbh. We weren’t winning with him there, we probably won’t win without him there.

  617. New Starfox can just be like Nintendo No Man's Sky or Starfield and it'll sell. Animal Crossing used to be a dead franchise Harvest Moon Clone in the GameCube days but yes Star Fox has no name recognition so its pointless.

    1. Animal Crossing is literally in the top 5 sales for Gamecube games but ok.

      1. Wild World was also huge when I was a kid. That game has always been pretty popular

        2. Wild World sold 5 million, New Leaf sold 12. I get that New Horizons was probably a perfect storm releasing during the pandemic and the hype with the smart cross market meming with Doom but to say this franchise was never popular is crazy.

  618. Seriously, Star Fox has like 6 games and not one of them is remotely close to how good 64 is. Nobody gives a fuck about rail shooters any more. I mean, I could be asking for a Sin and Punishment Star Successor remaster, but literally nobody even fucking knows that game exists.

    1. If you can't do the bare minimum of a Wiimote / joycon supported Star Fox then you're creatively eunuch

        1. Because it was good? And also multiplayer so it was always gonna be something Nintendo tried to get going

          1. Man if they were able to remake a House of the Dead on Switch with perfect motion controls, you can do so with Star Fox

  619. Between that and the Danny Devito cardboard cutout it was a pretty good night

  620. Klopp is coming to Liverpool this weekend to be part of the coaching staff for both teams in Liverpool v Dortmund legends match 🤩

  621. So one of the better Star Fox games is a Zelda clone. Good to know

    2. These numbers can't be true though because Nintendo claims total software sales of over 200 million on GameCube so they must be excluding third party which dominated first party.

      1. But it sold only 20M consoles. But goddammit Nintendo'a output during that era was SUBLIME

    3. It just didn’t have a ton of sales figures because it wasn’t mega popular everyone had a PS2 because it also played DVD’s when stand alone DVD players were more than the console.

  623. Gonna cook and then time for Daredevil premiere. I’ve heard from multiple people who did not like the first season that this one starts out decent, like the better episodes of that because there’s still stuff to settle from that bad original script for the show but then before the midway point it turns fucking amazing and is Netflix level quality almost. They were hyped.

    So gonna set my expectations down for these first 2 weeks

  624. A Dortmund legends team with Mattias Sammer (ballon d'or winner), Chapuisat, Jan Koller, Rosicky, Lehmann, Dede, Metzelder, Kagawa, Gotze, Bender, Sahin, Hummels…

    shit is legendary

  625. YouTube is painful to watch because all the non gambling ads are government propaganda and aside from the government spending billions on advertising to promote themselves I can't imagine anyone being stupid enough to believe them

  626. You also gotta remember that way less people played games back then. Gaming wasn’t mainstream popular like it is now. E3 was not getting broadcast on TV stations and well known websites.

    melee almost sold as much as MGS2 did with a massively lesser install base. The only games that really sold gangbusters back then were stuff like GTA and Gran Tourismo. Final Fantasy X barely crossed 6 million sales and that is an IP that already had 3 all time classic games to its name in the last generation alone.

    1. You're right about total sales being low on the PS2 but the number of games that exceeded 2 million units is 80 vs 10 so proportionate to the 160 vs 20 million install base but I don't understand this either. Do people see the best games everyone is playing like GT3 (15 million so only 2x MK) and just decide to buy some random BMX game instead?

      1. No, but gaming was different back then. Unless you were on IGN while they were getting paid to over hype something, there was basically zero hype or overreaction for games like there is now. You weren’t watching a pre rendered E3 trailer 6 years before the game came out in 2002. If you heard about a game, it was either through ads on TV, or you were specifically looking at gaming stuff online which also wasn’t at all like it is now

  627. Neither of the GOW games surpassed 6 million sales. Jak and Daxter was essentially a launch title and it isn’t in the top 20

    1. you're not taking into account that one in two PS2s was jailbroken so the software sales figures doesn't go along the reality of how many people actually played the games

      1. My point is that regardless of the actual numbers, Metroid Prime selling 5 million copies on a 20 million install base doesn’t mean the console or game is trash.

  631. I mean, there’s an E3 trailer for Eternal Poison. Imagine getting a legit E3 trailer for a game releasing only for a console that stopped being supported 3 years ago now lol. It wouldn’t even be greenlit tbh

  632. huh Pikmin are in the movie as well

    Miyamoto can't stay a day without trying to shove that down everyone's throat

    1. Pikmin is good and has some of Nintendo’s highest rated games. IDK why you have such random hate for Pikmin

          1. That doesn’t mean anything. It can be an honorary producer’s credit where he doesn’t actually do shit but they put his name on it so the audience thinks he is. I’d bet you anything he has zero to do with this movie.

  633. Why does Anti-woke Charizard react to me having a crush on a girl with the same energy as somebody admitting they kick puppies for fun? I’m not creeping on anybody, I’ve actually been ridiculously respectful tbh

  634. Pikmin are actually in it too? Might as well tell me Samus is there too

    1. They would put Earthbound characters in first over Samus at this point lol

  638. Bruh, is Transistor old enough now to have spiritual successors 😭😭😭

  642. Yeah that was a lot of nothing lol. I wonder when P4R will actually be fully revealed

  646. I'm not even mad I missed it this time because these are some of the worst games I've ever seen

  648. I don't get why no one makes a unique or interesting trailer to promote their game. Just do what Kojima does.

    1. What Kojima does takes time. He edits it himself. But Kijima is actually an artist with a vision (sometimes the vision is blurry and has too many hot female snipers that breathe through their skin so they have a reaosn to be in a bikini) but he is a visionary. These studios do not have somebody like Kojima. They don’t even have a Michael Ansel.

  660. There’s a strain of weed named after Jill Valentine I just found out. “Yo, smoke this shit, it’ll give you tank controls”

  661. Yeah but sales were split between ea, take two, konami and whoever else. those were the good old days I think.

        1. No but I own it. One day. I’ve seen I think 2 first h of the game though

  666. France lined up with a front 4 of Mbappe, Dembele up top and Olise and Ekitike on wings 🥶

    That is fucking terrifying

        1. I have 3 cats. Well 2 and a half. Friday isn’t around all the time

          2. Like that kne anti weed commercial where he talks to his dog lmao

          3. I haven’t seeN but I remember a talking dog in road trip

  669. I mean, technically that has happened to me. My friends were smoking a spliff and didn’t tell me so that first hit lit me up like a Christmas tree lol

      1. To be fair, I was mad at them for not telling me. They know I don’t smoke tobacco.

  671. I’ve told on myself innumerable times simply by saying “Like… Cigarettes?” When people ask if I smoke

  672. Oh no my kid playing trials and he said its rigged- future satty I will smother him tonight

  691. My wife had on brown Sherpa pants so I called her teddy ruxpin but she thought I called her tiddy ruxpin lmao

    1. She talks about me liking somebody with the same energy as me saying “I like kicking kittens for fun.”

      1. Oof- I been going go bed too lateand had man flu so definitely cashing in a few hours early

  707. I’ve been playing AC Brotherhood. It’s fun but tonight feels like a Xenoblade night

  708. If you follow Satty’s cooking adventure’s, I’m making rigatoni tonight

  709. Reading 20th century biographies is just depressing because life is so restrictive now

  711. I hate searching for movies on the internet sometimes it feels like your only option is to import the dvd

    1. Along wit my drawing tablet, my setup is basically complete. Now all I really need is a USB hub to hook up all my stuff.

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