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  3. I should have just become one of those dickhead influencers who just annoys people on the street. Who cares if everyone hates me, I get fucking pissed at people every day for being retards and they’re not even getting paid

  4. Like keep in mind, it’s not like they’ve been dating a year or something. If somebody makes you block everybody you know of the opposite gender the literal second you start officially dating, that’s Swiss/Tunisian Embassy in the same building level red flags.

  5. We completely avoided the USA/Canada side of the bracket. I’m fucking sorry but this squad has no excuses not to play in the gold medal game to defend our olympic gold.

    Slovakia, Switzerland and even Germany are all decent but they do not have even close to as good of a squad as we do

  8. I know she doesn't mind because she is very honest and will call me out on bullshit, but I need to work on not sending like 6 messages to my goth friend. I think in general I talk too much in DMs and also add unnecessary information.

    1. I’ve seen this cover. It’s good.

      whether I clicked on it because of the gloves in the thumbnail… I prefer really not to… Erm not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble. Iiiin big trouble. And I don’t want to be in big trouble

  11. I don’ understand how a sport like curling even gets invented tbh

    1. I think it's pretty easy dude. You live in the ass end of Alaska and have a shitload of ice and a couple rocks.

      Like what the fuck else are you gonna do?

        1. "Lets throw ice at these rocks"

          "Hmm, something not quite right here. Let's mix it up a bit"

      2. But how does that evolve into an olympic sport? Most olympic sports are like races or measurable things.

        How do you go from sliding rocks because your bored to “gliding across the ice while we sweep to speed it up?”

        Also, it was invented in Scotland, it barely even snows there

        1. After a while the two dudes' friends wanted to join in but they only had enough rocks for 2 players.

          "What can I do"

          "I dunno man, sweep some of that shit out of the way I guess"

          "Hey this makes them go faster. Hmm."

        3. Oh and there can be a lot of snow in Scotland in the highlands.

          There was a big massacre there because the new king of England made all the clans swear their fealty to him but one clan were late because their envoy got caught in a blizzard for a few days/weeks.

        1. Yeah I had a quick look and can't see any requests on Steam. Can you give him my code or whatever it is when you see him around next? Thanks.

      2. Mine are pointy too. It’s perfect. We can both elbow each other

  26. Super pissed off because a friend I liked blocks me because she has a new boyfriend

    2. No reason to be pissed- I wouldn’t want my gf talking to guys online. It is what it is

      1. Brother it is 2026. If your boyfriend is mad about your girlfriend talking to other guys, she’s just gonna end up getting beaten. That’s what happens with insecure dickheads like that.

      2. Yeah I understand the ethic behind it. It’s just to cut off contact like that? Pretty sad. I don’t like losing connections

  29. I saw a 7 year old with cerebral palsy and it wrecked my heart. Feels like I wanna protect the kid from every single thing.

    1. And what's weirder is that young boys makes me even more parental-ly sensitive.

  30. I’m dying at all the Heated Rivalry memes people are making about the Kid Rock/RFK Jr workout video lol

  31. Also, how fucking brain rotted do you have to be to wear jeans in a pool????

  32. And Kid Rock looks like if Menthol Cigarettes wished to become a real boy.

  33. I finally started Mushoku Tensei S2P2 and I forgot about the whole he broke her hymen thing

  34. CBS really out here bootlicking like a company that ain’t hemorrhaging billions on a failed streaming service.

        1. She’s mad you didn’t get ozone treatment to get rid of your microplastics.

  36. That Kid Rock/RFK Jr video is straight up the gayest shit I’ve ever seen.

      1. It’s a video of him and Kid Rock working out in a sauna and he wears jeans in the pool because he’s fucking retarded.

    1. If we lose to Filaless Switzerland I swear to god I’m so fucking done with this shit

  38. I absolutely despise conservatives. They’re all saying “Lefites hate that he said eat good foods?”

    Uh no, we’re concerned why he’s saying this while working out in jeans in a sauna with Kid Rock

  39. A conservative has never once made a good faith argument in human history

  40. Oh Slovakia already won. That’s such an easy road to the final I’m sorry if that’s arrogant after we lost to them 4-1

      1. Unironically might spare him some punishment. UEFA sort of pretends to care if you’re racist. They really don’t give a fuck if you’re homophobic lol

  46. Honestly I can picture middle aged Harby being overly invested in Finland Olympic curling and throwing his bear beer can at screen whilst saying something that makes his family blush with shame

    2. I swear half the winter olympic sports were invented by people going down snowy hills in different things.

  61. Fucking goober literally mailed it in when in NJ but plays his heart out as soon as he leaves

  64. Jimmy, this exists because we let the worst, most retarded nepo babies in fucking history run this country into the ground.

    1. don’t worry we will join you
      Chzechia and Switzerland can battle it out

      1. I think I got close. I somehow ended up at 377 and was like wtf that’s over the 200 and then just rolled the first down to 1 and lol it opened

  69. I swear the 4th line is our best in this tournament abd that’s not a good thing when it has a bunch of Liiga bois.

    1. TBF, it seems like the NHL players are all getting tired. Canada looks dead right now.

    1. It’s the same thing that happens at United. WAY too much media pressure playing for the Leafs and it clearly affects the players.

  73. That’s way more like it. But the game is at the mid point already

  74. Right now this is suiting us way better though. It’s end to end, they’re opening up

  76. Fucking hell swiss power play after nothing but our pressure.

  91. 2 and a half periods- I sleep

    Last 10 minutes and overtime- R E A L S H I T?

  93. Any UCL game these days without an English team is fucking unwatchable. The PL is a different sport to the rest of European football.

  95. Also, I didn’t think calling myself a somewhat likable loser in so many words would garner people judging me.

  96. Also, I didn’t think calling myself a somewhat likable loser in so many words would garner people judging me.

  97. There are so many places I want to go but I just don't have the energy to

    1. me but with driving; I’m fortunate to live in the Philly area where there’s so much cool shit to see yet bc driving aggravates my OCD I stay stuck inside my parents’ house all day (also the nearby public transit options aren’t great)

  100. I’m just not a travel guy tbh. I’d like to see other countries but at the end of the day, I really don’t care to spend thousands of dollars to go be an asshole in another country.

  101. And tbh, unless you’re doing tourist stuff, 90% of traveling is being in the hotel room anyway

  106. Bodo bodying Inter. And yet people will still fucking argue with me. All these other European leagues are levels and levels below the type of players that you need to have in the Prem, yet these teams get raided over and over for talent only for them to flop in the PL. If Arsenal had bought Mbeumo or Cunha instead of Gyorkeres, they’d be running away with the title.

    1. Just ignore the fact that I said “Unless you’re doing touristy stuff”

      I guess I should have added touristy stuff or like doing outdoors stuff. But if you’re not doing that, it’s a hassle to do anything while traveling.

    2. All I was saying is that if you don’t have a plan of stuff to do, traveling sucks. It’s not that controversial lol

    1. I genuinely hope everyone who voted for Trump gets lined up and killed by firing squad.

  110. @disqus_fGIMTKXYhz:disqus I don't even want to go to other countries (besides upstate NY and possibly New England) but unfortunately it's also cheaper to fly to Tokyo than to other parts of Canada. @Mayflower_train_set:disqus There's absolutely nothing to do in Toronto but I like visiting places elsewhere that I've been to before and found memorable. @thesatiricaltroll:disqus I think just incel walking somewhere unfamiliar would be worthwhile. I considered sleeping at a bus depot in the middle of nowhere before to avoid having to use a hotel but obviously wasn't able to.

    Also I haven't been to an ocean since I was in kindergarten and the last time I took a plane I felt like I was going to die because I had to sit upright for 4 years (but the airline was nice enough to upgrade my ticket on the return flight so I could lay down) but that's also why I can't go anywhere even by train.

  111. I think people semi accustomed to traveling (like you Satty) might hate it. My dad does everything in his power to avoid having to travel for work or for any other reason but he's also been everywhere. I've never really been anywhere though since I was a kid.

    1. Traveling just reminds me of moving at this point, so yeah, you got me there. I’ve moved too much anyway. I’ve lived practically everywhere in the US in terms of general location (Northwest, California, Southwest, East coast) So visiting places in the USA just doesn’t feel that special to me.

      1. Did you ever feel the urge to visit other east coast cities like NYC when you were in Massachusetts?

        1. Yes and no. I want to go at least once but at the same time, it’s like LA. Just a bunch of assholes everywhere so who cares.

      1. You don’t know anything about sports so you don’t understand why this is so insane lol

        Fanatics got an exclusive contract with the MLB to make all the products on and off field and they have the worst quality control ever. The Red Sox posted a video and pictures on their social media to show off the new uniforms for this season and they blatantly stitched the names wrong. And we got this unhinged shit like Fanatics sent in the Black SUV’s

          1. Like this is legitimately so fucking funny if you know about the situation. Last season players were complaining because the fanatics uniforms they got were all 2 sizes too small lmao

  117. Rudeus from Mushoku Tensei is everything I want to be but it's impossible

    1. There was an INSANE amount of damage control last season when they first got the contract. Baseball uniforms usually have hand stitched lettering around the letters and they were straight up using the heat on sticker decal shit cheap Chinese knock offs have but this was the ON FIELD GEAR lol

  121. That ordeal did make one of my favorite Giants memes when all the girls in the crowd were swooning over Jung Hoo Lee in 2 size too small pants.

    1. U missed the new canon (probably spelled wrong) Harby is middleaged and duper into Finnish curling

        1. He drinks heavily and has ridiculous outbursts of anger that scare his family

  131. I still want to know why I was roasted for calling myself a loser.

  137. I’ve been focusing a lot on Dawn of Sorrow but I need to get back to finishing DQ3 endgame

  140. What sucks about having to work is honestly some days my mental health is so shit I wanna miss but have to go or I get less hours. I have to use all ny mental energy to handle a day sometimes and then I sleep 12 hours because I'm so mentally exhausted

    2. Almost everyone I knew growing up got married. It was a small town so usually to each other

  147. Seriously, I cannot get over RFK Jr going in the pool with jeans on

        1. More than likely he’s just fucking stupid. Like every one of these dumb nepo idiots.

          1. I'm stressed out tbh. Don't wanna work today but also worried about a friend. I did ask if she needed to talk but she would never since she doesn't like putting problems on people.

            how are you today?

  149. You know some experimental treatment is bullshit when they say it protects against infections. Literally nothing can boost your immunity except your own white blood cells. Doing weird ozone dialysis will not make you get less sick

      1. Ozone dialysis? It’s this wacko snake oil shit the RFK is pushing. Basically it’s just dialysis but it pumps your blood with O3 (ozone) and apparently it has great health benefits (It literally can’t do anything except give you more blood oxygen)

  150. I’m just gonna bring my 3DS and play Bravely Second while I’m at my mom’s this weekend. I don’t feel like bringing my switch.

      1. Because I don’t wanna bring it through the airport when I’m gonna be there 3 days?

  156. This is also one of the only shows that accurately depicts how difficult it is to travel

  158. I genuinely don't understand why Avatar 3 flopped. Is it because it didn't visually differentiate itself as much as 2?

    1. The only reason people went and saw 2 was because there was a decade between movies. Nobody actually cares that much about the story, it’s only impressive once every 10 years

    2. Much like squidgame every instalment is for money and leeched off the long wiat

      1. Avatar movies are pretty boring. Its mind boggling how succesful they are. Id rate the first one a 5/10 at best

  159. Rikiya's new design is a fucking war crime. So is Kiryu's new shirt, we liked when he had no style

  161. If I had to rank the Iga Vania Castlevania games (including Bloodstained) it would go

    Symphony of the Night > Aria of Sorrow > Order of Ecclesia > Dawn of Sorrow > Portrait of Ruin > Bloodstained > Circle of the Moon > Harmony of Dissonance.

  162. I have a question and I’m genuinely not being at all racist but why do black people, especially black kids love Spider-Man so much? Like I get Miles Morales is a huge thing because he’s black Spider-Man but I wonder what it is about Spider-Man that so many black people gravitate towards. Then again, maybe Spider-Man is just mega popular in general, but it really seems disproportionate how many black people’s favorite super hero is Spider-Man. I’m just wondering if there’s a specific cultural reason why.

  163. TThere's a lot of just weird choices in this remake so far, some of it I'm not sure if it's because I haven't played 3 in a bit or if this is just actually that different. What I will say is I don't know why RGG is allergic to equipped weapons since 6. This new style at least on first observation is a terrible compromise

  166. Finally finished Silksong. Masterpiece. 10/10. Somehow better than the original

  167. Someone at work pissed me off so much. But like what she did was so stupid, I have a hard time believing someone can be that dumb so can only assume she is trying to get me fired

    1. They can be that dumb, especially there and in a job such as your’s

  169. Karma you've seen Mushoku Tensei Season 2 Part 2 right? This has to be the best fantasy show ever right? Its the first time an anime has brought me to tears since I saw Takopi the day before yesterday.

    1. Me and my cousin were playing that a few nights ago. We just met Ahti

  183. DK, I wanted to ask what your rating would be, I can’t imagine it being too different even though I know you like OOE a bit more than me.

  185. Spiffy, how are you guys not top 10 in medal count I thought it snowed all year in Canada, you’re telling me Germans are better at winter games than the Great North?

        1. Just saying though, being in snowy cuntry is not all there is to it

  186. Satty, me raging at silksong was just me being stuck at certain boss fights or platforming. There was this one boss where the runback was fucking awful, would take you at least 3 minutes to get back to it

  187. Also, I swear they nerfed the coral kingdom section of the game. Felt like it was a lot easier when I came back to it, either that or my new tools worked better

  191. This Rose chick has an Alan Wake altar. Obsessed fangirl much?

  193. I’m really not hearing any arguments people want to make for random Soulslikes being “better” than Bloodborne. Like come on people. I can see somebody thinking DS1 is flawed enough to say you prefer another soulslike over it, but Bloodborne?

  194. And the actual best Soulslikes are just Metroidvania games with Souls elements (Salt and Sanctuary, Hollow Knight) hell, Cuphead embodies the spirit of souls games better than most soulslikes tbh

  197. I had 2 murican customers back to back today. And the most random thing was they were not even part of the same group or even knew each other.

  199. I played alan woke at release – would I need to replay before starting 2 its been like 35 years

    1. That’s Alan Wake. This is Alan Woke because you play as Woke

    2. I haven’t played the og since my ancient review came out. This is still amazing and the 1 or 2 things it hasn’t reminded you of I asked Franky

    1. And he’s talking about some old ass cursed bunker. That’s gonna be fun

  201. I like how our retarded coach finally admits the system he's deploying isn't working after watching his players kick ass in the olympics, even though he was defending it prior and throwing the players under the bus. Please just fire everyone by the trade deadline

      1. Sully isn't doing great with USA either tbh. Jack Hughes being a top player for the team and stapled to the bottom 6, and we still keep icing JT Miller lol

  202. Why have I found 3 of THE BEST healing kits in this nursing hole already…

  204. Ok I thought beginning was being artistic because black n white- had no sound – but turns out the audio on Xbox was fked had to change to dolby for it to work smh.
    Hopefully my experience wasn’t lessened but at least I got to see Frankie- man bro u did great. Now I unfortunately have to play as a black woman

      1. The only thing surprising about franks role was I didn’t expect him to be balding

  205. Imma start spoiker tagging my comments since Haime got the game

  207. Odin warned me to beware of cynthia weeler. Too late old man I already got jump scared earlier by her 😭

  210. Chat it says me in mission description find tor. Where the fuck do I find him

  211. It’s honestly crazy that studios like media molecule and Sony bend are still around even though they’ve done fuck all for 6-7 years but Bluepoint kept up the tempo and get the axe. It makes no sense

  212. Talk about a shift in tone and music in the wellness center 🙈

    1. “How having one black femoid ruins my experience because I’m mentally stunted”

  216. I don't know how gaming companies end up with executives who don't understand how their own industry works

    1. Because gaming as a mainstream enterprise is less than 20 years old. Nobody with enough wealth to invest in games is old enough to have grown up playing games. It’s all Boomers who think we want NFT games

  217. I swear tsa goes out of their way to be dickheads to me. I told the guy in line that I’m gonna set off the metal detector because I have a surgical bolt in my shoulder and they STILL fucking yelled at me after I told them what the fuck was about to happen.

  218. The Wright bros are on my shit list. We should be taking trains still. Fuck airports.

      1. Nobody is putting in the effort to hijack something that can only go one direction karma

    2. Companies got addicted to gambling for Fortnite. That’s literally all it is. Losing hundreds of millions and studios means nothing as long as there is the potential of a Destiny level success.

  222. Harby has a summer house on a lake- definitely some secrets

  226. Toy Story looks so lifeless. Its like they've all been reduced to soulless plastic figurines.

  227. That first part with the naked dude did feel like some gmod shit tho, it just looked like you spawned in instead of a normal-ass opener lol

  228. One of the RE9 leaks is prime meme material for continuing the redfield bloodline

  230. I feel so empowered being a strong black woman though ngl

      1. Yes, also i messed up i stopped following footprints because I saw a cabin- went in got lost and now im where murder took place but imma check the store- slso gonna cook dinner IRL soon

  231. Ok seriously though, the sun is going down soon and I really don’t like walking through the forest in the rain following a naked fat guys footprints while im home alone
    CONCERNING

  233. Thx for tonight’s let’s play chat.
    Goodnight
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  239. amazon is releasing ai anime dubs now? I was so angry about them refusing to dub anime in the past. monkey paw.

      1. I literally wanted to punch the TSA guy. He got all snappy with me when I TOLD THEM STRAIGHT UP WHAT THE FUCK WAS ABOUT TO HEPPEN WITH THE METAL DETECTOR.

          1. They have to go out of their way to annoy me. It happens every damn time.

          4. I usually have to take my shirt off which makes every girl at the airport scream.

  243. And the x Ray tubes can get double fucked for all I care. I always get yelled at to my hands higher when they’re already touching the top like Jesus christ, what more do you want me to do

    2. Do you think the government is onto you because of your online activity and that's why they're probing you extra hard?

  244. When I was a kid I brought my xbox kinect sensor along in my carry on because I was so worried it'd get damaged in the luggage but the when the woman operating the xray saw it the stupid bitch burst out laughing. I felt so humiliated and upset.

    2. When I did jury duty they wanted me to throw away my key chain or they wouldn't let me in. My Keychain has something mu brother gave me so I couldn't amd they were dicks

  259. There are really just too many Yakuza substories now that serve only as introductions for a mechanic. I'I'd rather have 100 scam substories again

  260. TThey Translated this biker group as "Tokyo Night Terrors," but Kiryu clearly says Nightmares and so do their jackets in literal english

  261. There are 4chan slang bus stop and billboard ads everywhere now you can't log off anymore it's impossible

  262. I don’t even want to hang out with my old friends from high school. Everyone is married and I just feel like an intrusion on their lives.

  263. WWhy Did we need a whole substory dedicated to the segway AGAIN jfc

  264. I can't wait until my GamePass expires so I never have to play COD ever again

  265. I can't wait until my GamePass expires so I never have to play COD ever again

  272. I have to order some stuff off Amazon, but there's a teamsters strike going on that's preventing anything from being delivered to my apartment right now.
    I'm all for striking, so it's whatever. Hope they get better pay.
    Still, a bit inconvenient.
    I needed some caffiene pills and some other stuff. Guess I'll have to wait.

  274. It sucks because it's raining here lately and my aunt ordered me an umbrella that can't be delivered lol.
    Also, I'm trying to order some new supplements to ease my post covid symptoms.
    I've been dealing with them for months now, so a few more days is nothing really.
    Pills are made from worm enzymes, lol.

      1. It's for micro clots in the blood stream. I was reading how that's one long covid symptoms. Keeps your body inflamed and prevents your cells from getting all the oxygen you need, hence chronic fatigue.
        I'm just trying anything, man.
        hate feeling so tired and lazy all the time.

  285. I think my dopamine receptors are just fried. Or that’s the excuse I’m using for being worthless.

  288. Also, I was right. They just found Elon Musk tampered with the election in Georgia. As soon as somebody wins all the swing states but it’s not a blow out, people should have immediately been suspicious like I was.

          1. Feeling incredibly well rested after a 5 day work streak since Sunday. I’m honestly shocked it wasn’t even 10 am yet when I woke up. I didn’t put an alarm.

          3. Yeah I was so tired after getting home yesterday.

            The most random thing happened though. We had 2 different murican customers back to back and they weren’t even part of the same group or knew each other. It was also at a really weird quiet hour of the day

      2. I have to prepare this running shoe training for the other peeps in my store though. I took part in such for all the capital area stores the other week and now I have to hold the same thing for my own store in a much shorter 2h time slot next Friyay

          1. Yeah. I’ve time tabled it and made notes now just gotta start practicing it

  297. Since doing the new ios update finally shitqus has not frozen up for me when I refresh and have to wait million years for it to show the comment section again

  302. Diki we should make a Mass Effect bet for you to lose and try avocado

  308. I was wearing one of my best jeans but I took them out for sauna, sati

  311. Anyway we got bolt cutters last night. Time to do so much back tracking and open shit up

  314. I’ve heard one of those shadow dudes forever but he won’t show his cowardlt face to my new rifle

  317. I hate they play Yötön yö in all the safe spots. It doesn’t have the lyrical version just the music but because they played it earlier in the game and it’s stupid catchy I start singing it

  318. People really gonna argue with me. I hope this fucking cunt gets his fucking throat cut on live TV and while he’s bleeding out, a bunch of Mexican immigrants break into the white house and piss in the wound.

  319. I just wanna line all these fucks up and watch them bleed out from a firing line. This entire country is cucked by a pants shitting pedo nazi. I’ve never wanted anybody to die as much as I want Trump to get fucking brutally murdered.

      2. I say firing line because you can get shot in the stomach and bleed out painfully and nobody will help you.

      1. You took too long. I needed your help to solve a riddle 😭 You fight the riddler so you’re good at them but I had to do without your help

  324. DPC: I don’t think Jimmy would survive seeing Stephanie Vaquer.

    1. I don’t think shes my type- wrestler bodies are usually weird

  325. Pokemon Fire Red was $40 when it launched and Nintendo is charging $30 now

    1. Nintendo is the greediest platform out there. They couldn’t get more consumer unfriendly even if they tried. Fuck them

  327. Holy shit Thiago will be in the Liverpool legends game 🤩
    A midfield with Gerrard and him… is this real life 🤤

    1. I think im quitting- I tried naked man showdown but only have a few shotgun bullets and its impossible also he is naked

      1. You can find more in the area. It’s a loop and has a lot of supplies. If I could do it on hard you sure can

        1. I think i fked up- I was strapped but I had to kill deer guy and then immediately killed all dudes in swamp by witch sign- left me with 3 bullets and I was scurred

          1. Yeah I think I was pretty low there too. But there’s those red wooden boxes on trees that open and give you supplies and there’s also red plastic boxes on the ground. It’s made in a way you can resupply yourself during the fight

  329. Bro how the fuck are they letting Canadian refs to do our game against Canada….

  330. Bro how the fuck are they letting Canadian refs to do our game against Canada….

    1. Good we need them to win the title from the time wasting gooners

  333. Fuck this Canada first line is terrifying even without Crosby 🫣

  336. Hate that I can’t watch the game. NBC would rather show women’s curling. I guess anytime a USA team is playing they take priority

    1. I mean Jersey guys kinda slow- they grew up near the garbage dumps

  344. Its insane how they didn't bring Bouchard. He's the most accurate shooter in the league.

  358. Their defence has been awful at keeping the puck in the zone. The one time Makar got to it in time they immediately scored.

  363. why is the ice in italy so bad? its falling apart and everyone is slipping

  374. They need to stop icing the puck the finns already scored off the face off

  376. The Supreme court needs to force the government to wrote at least a 1000 dollar check to everybody or this is fucking worthless. The companies are just gonna lie and say “The supply chain isn’t fixed” while they still price gouge.

  379. If it goes to OT they are gonna eat us alive in this retarded 3v3

      2. Because the NHL owners don’t want to pay players to be hurt at the olympics

  380. Also, I’m perfectly fine with everyone calling Thomas the N word, he deserves it.

  382. If we lose I hope it’s during the last 5 and not the gay over time

  383. We could add Candace Owens to that list but she’s basically Sam Jackson from Django so it wouldn’t even count.

  385. I knew it was rigged. They ran the worst campaign of all time. America fully allowed itself to get mega cucked by a bunch of rich nepo cunt failsons. Actually unbelievable.

    1. I hate to say it but it doesn’t help that Karmys generation and younger couldn’t be bothered to vote

    2. Isn't the linesman Danish? but they've been making bad calls the whole tournament

      1. This is first hockey game I’ve ever watched in my life lol

  407. the Canadian commentators think Marchand did it on purpose too and the Finland should've challenged the goal

  409. Whatever you guys are imbred vegetables if you can’t see this was all rigged. I don’t even care whatever enjoy your rigged ass sport.

    1. Literally go jump off a cliff if you can’t see this shit was rigged. You should all be lined up to a wall and shot execution style

      FBI pls don’t look

          1. Fucking go kill yourself. Shoot yourself with sawed off shotgun for all I care. Fuck you all

  413. And like I said all along, cookies make you fat. The Oreo executives should all be viciously killed on live tv and rolled into a ditch. Genuinely if you like cookies- kill yourself- you will be soaking my feed with glp1 ads. So sick of being right (winning)

    2. Ok but look at Jelly Roll and tell me these GLP-1’s are good for society.

        1. Finnish Jelly Roll be like “I love saunas and snow, glory to god”

  414. Charlie Kirk absolutely got assassinated either by his wife or the government. Turns out Erika had a relationship with a 15 year old apparently. The entire governmental apparatus in this country is based on a bunch of rich fucking pedos.

  415. Maybe Sil is right and I should stop paying attention but Jesus, I have to have somewhere to talk about this stuff and make fun of it.

    1. It took the sati out of me. Everything is no longer rigged and all of you shouldn’t kys

  418. TBH, when Trump is gone I’ll probably stop being this mad about Politics. I never was before Trump and I wasn’t that angry during Biden. I just have to hear about this fat orange fuck every second of every day

  420. IDK why I have like zero hype for RE9. Maybe I’m just getting too fucking cynical for my own good

    1. I think the games are too similar to each other to really get excited

  421. Amazing goal from team USA we have the best players, many are saying

    1. “CONnor McDavid and woke team Canada will do anything to stop America from winning gold. Puckboys, stand back and stand by GOD BLESS AMERICA”

  424. Why is the US playing Slovakia and Germany while Canada had to play Czechia and Finland

  425. I guess that’s true to a degree spiffy. I know what to expect from RE by now so it doesn’t feel like I need to be “hyped”

  426. I thought he was referencing gay prostitution. I was just reading about how EFL fans were getting arrested for a chant that used the term "rent boys".

  427. Easily my most hype game of the year. Day 1 and I never day 1 in modern gayming

    1. Whatever. I hope this cuck dies the worst death in human history. Genuinely.

    2. The supreme court that he stacked told him its illegal already I believe

      1. Anybody who thinks the government actually functions properly is a moron at best. Everybody with a brain knew it was never going to end.

  430. At least we should beat Slovakia to the bronze unless we get another edition of pure Pennanen hockey

  431. I won’t even be happy if he dies from natural causes any more. Either he gets killed in the worst way possible or I won’t even be happy

  432. I hope this country crashes and burns. Genuinely. I hope we get nuked by Putin.

  433. And who cares about “innocent lives” these people are all worthless cunts anyway that put him in power so fuck them too

  434. Not a single fucking word of sense in that “speech” I hope everyone who ever said anything about Biden being senile gets fucking thrown in a blender.

  435. Not a single fucking word of sense in that “speech” I hope everyone who ever said anything about Biden being senile gets fucking thrown in a blender.

  436. JLingz is gonna play the Brazilian Serie A

    best league in the fucking world.

    2. He made sure to wait until Xbox was completely dead and couldn't be resurrected. It had to have been personal.

  438. I genuinely hope terrorists take over the white house and rape Melania and his daughter on live tv then kill them all. I fucking despise this country.

  439. Please god let them start sending liberals to concentration camps. The amount I want to shoot some fucking ice spooks is unreasonably high.

  442. lol Sarah Bond was also fired she did not resign MS pulled the plug on their retarded project

  443. I don’t think you guys truly understand the amount of hatred I have in my heart for rich people. I genuinely hope they all get fucking turned to mulch

  444. She was so fucking stupid. Tanking the COD franchise must've been their last straw.

    1. COD has been bad since 2010 my guy. I don’t get how people are still caring.

      1. Yeah but it always sold well anyway until Black Ops 7. The franchise is struggling financially.

  445. Like, an AI would realize spending billions on studios and releasing no games is fucking retarded but apparently people at Microsoft can’t see that

      1. All I’m saying is the bar is so low, typing “Grok, how do I fix xbox” is probably a better alternative.

  447. Name anything in my life that sucks and it’s probably because of rich fucking cunts. I hope they all get shot.

  448. Also crapgamer was widely denounced as a traitor 10 years ago but hes finally been vindicated

  450. I’m probably never getting a new console this gen. Why fucking bother. All these gaming companies are fucking terrible now

  451. Wait the new Xbox head is a random Indian woman who worked at Facebook and Instacart? This is a lot worse than an AI guy

  452. Actually kill yourself though if you feel “vindicated” for thinking Phil Spencer is trash when it’s been obvious since the “Greatest lineup in Xbox history” produced exactly one game that was shown from that E3 and it ended up being a mid Gears game too

    1. This was from when he decided to bring Xbox games to PC and you weren't allowed to say it would kill the brand and Phil publicly called crapgamer a stupid fanboy

      1. Sony’s games are on PC and they don’t have any issues. Exclusivity is and always has been illogical. Spending hundreds of millions and immediately cutting your possible consumer base by a 3rd is objectively awful business.

        1. Exclusivity just sold 150 million Switches and the actual money has always been in subscriptions

          1. And Nintendo would objectively make more money if all their games weee on other platforms. So my point still stands, it’s just that Nintendo is obviously going to run their own ecosystem.

        2. It's incentive to keep you on their platform. Sony gets 30% for supporting a game on it's platform. Probably way more than they get for porting to PC. If anything porting is illogical because it devalues their brand. Sony was at least smart about it by not immediately day 1 porting them

  453. Microsoft's outsourcing policies have nuked their development pipeline and forced everyone onto UE5

  454. Also goes to show how just being somewhat personable as a CEO makes people fall for your shit. Remember when Stray was jerking off about the Macafee guy being a complete nutjob?

  455. I swear to god this fucked up stupid ass comment system drops half my inputs.

  456. I can see y'all doing fine while I was being ripped off senselessly in Uruguay

  457. shitqus has worked like a charm since I did the new ios update. The phone ui is fugly as hell but at least I can chat to you degenerates now

  460. it’s so funny I just winged it with my sati impression and he has now used almost all of the words I did in his rants so far since 😭

  461. Were all going to miss Phil a year from now. Were going to going to regret ever wanting him gone.

    1. Violence is the only thing these cucks know so use it against them for once.

    1. It’s impossible to get an internship at these places without knowing somebody

  465. Trump literally saying he’ll destroy the country but our entire government doesn’t care. Fucking murder these people. I’m sick of it.

  470. if we lose bronze to this Slovakia side by losing to them a second time I swear to god

  471. I used to be so happy and attractive when I was in my early 20’s. Now I’m just a miserable old Millennial who looks too skinny.

  472. I’m just gonna be a right wing grifter, make a few million, marry some gold digging instagram hoe and dissapear

      1. I forgot to take a picture of a bus stop ad saying "Gatorade and Manu Ugarte take you to a trip to Manchester"

  474. why is he saying "Uruguay might possibly be better than the US at this point" as if it was such a high bar to topple? That place is insanely good. And also Switzerland levels of expensive jesus fucking christ.

    1. I’m sorry I don’t know the quality of living in every country, just “Would they allow somebody who claims to want to destroy the country on live TV and not even question it” because that’s currently the bar.

      3. Saudi Arabia but they got Benzema so they froze him out and now he can only play Asia Champions League

        1. I only know this because of fc26 lol we played randomleagues / games and was like benzema?

  476. ok I’ve backtracked everything I can from Watery and Cauldron Lake and now Bright Falls. Back to story. This chapter is called Scratch 😬

  477. it was like 16 euros for a god damn quarter pounder meal that was insanity

    1. Brother, a mcDonald’s meal is legit $15 in America now too. The world economy is fucked beyond belief.

  478. I swear to god Saudis just exist to waste money. These people need to be fucking stopped

  479. how about one of the obviously weaker players that you didn’t spend money on? Lol

    1. It doesn’t work like that. They can only have so many of the big signings at the same time registered in that league

    2. It’s good every now and then especially during late hours. But who the fuck would go to a fast food joint abroad when you can eat local

    1. Ok gold medal being worth more than 4 bronze and 1 silver is ridiculous

      1. brother, a country with no snow winning a gold medal should be worth like three golds

    2. Ok gold medal being worth more than 4 bronze and 1 silver is ridiculous

  485. Fast food won’t make me gain weight, it just makes me feel like garbage.

      1. Yeah, but that’s because my dopamine receptors are fried and my thyroid is fucked.

  486. I’ve also been massively dehydrated lately which always makes me really worried for diabetes.

  487. you’d think a police station would have some fucking ammo in it

    1. RPD is the only police station in gaming with ammo and it’s all locked in random cases throughout the station lmao.

    2. wait this is simple actually. Amount of lines drawn. This game makes me afraid every stash is a maf puzzle 😭

  491. HarbGN be like

    9/10

    + Amazing story

    + Improved gameplay

    + Great atmosphere and presentation

    – Math puzzles are too difficult

  495. I’m both dreading and ultra excited to eventually get to Yakuza 5

  497. Bro I knew it was scratch once I talked with Alan in the last chapter again

  498. It’s actually kinda crazy how deranged people are towards Mamdoni like he’s a world leader or a Senator and not just the mayor of New York. And what’s crazy is every time somebody tries to pull this shit on him, he just ends up with more Aura somehow lol

  499. Also, Zionists are fucking lunatics. Using Israel10 as a discount code is legit beyond parody level foolery.

  500. Took 2 tries to get how to fight him but got him on the third

  503. I hadn’t played more Alan chapters but last ep I started thinking I should since he clearly never got out. And now this Scratch confirms it all

  509. The funniest (worst) thing about Zionism is they want sympathy for IDF soldiers like yeah, this war is totally necessary, it’s so sad what is befalling these brave men. Give me a fucking break. The victim mentality while you
    are causing a literal genocide is outrageous.

    1. The discharge plan of this kid I was stuck in the adolescent psych ward with was joining the IDF because his parents thought it would straighten him out. He was a nice person though.

    1. CCan You switch to reality where the president of my country isn't revealing ufo shit just to hide he's a pedo. But also a reality where I don't have to work but get paid very generously?

      1. There’s now an alt reality where you get disabled being run over by the presidential cavalcade, Trump died and you get government money for life. Unfortunately in that one, I also go full JRPG villain

          1. If I ever start wearing clown paint, seriously have me admitted or we’ll have Satka running everything

  512. SStupid Bus app said bus was coming in 20 minutes 16 minutes ago. I fucking rushed to get to the stop and now it says still won't be here for 11 minutes

  514. It is. Granted me and my cousin are taking turns but that still counts lol

  516. We’re in really really high 9 territory. If they keep this shit up we might be looking at a 10

  518. It’s kinda hilarious how much animals love me. My neighbor’s dog will not go up to anybody outside her family but me. Not even my cousin who has lived 3 doors over for like 8 years lol

      1. Cats and dogs both love me. My mom’s new (3 years now they’ve had her but I haven’t been here since they’ve had her) is scared of literally everybody who comes in and because she was absurd, she doesn’t trust men at all (she barely lets my step dad pet her as is) but she came up to me after a few hours of hiding.

  525. Also, I saw what Jimmy was saying about the hockey jerseys. How the fuck did they allow that, it literally looks the same except for the crest on the shirt lmao.

    1. I got free tickets to see him live once and it’s really crazy we allowed such blatant racism to be not only celebrated but also be insanely popular. Like I get nobody in the 2000’s cared about making fun of Muslims but there’s also a Mexican puppet that is insanely racist.

    1. It’s weird too because he is a legitimately insanely talented ventriloquist and his bits that didn’t involve the puppets were actually funnier to me but damn he really decided to just be uber racist for no reason

    1. People give a free pass to broad racism in general. For some reason saying that Asian people can’t drive is never seen as racism even though stereotypes are racism in a way

    1. “Questioning me is the easiest way to end up 6 feet under”- Harby

  532. Sometimes when I play games or am just bored doing chores, I put on random podcasts or essay videos I find just for background noise and I listened to this podcast where they were talking about the worst WCW shows of all time and I literally almost cried laughing when they talked about the angle where Vince Russo got a concussion and had his brain removed and repaired but he was perfectly fine the next show and it never gets mentioned again.

  533. And Tony Schiavone saying he’s “In critical stable condition” fucking sent me 😂

  535. What does that even mean lmao. You can’t be in cretical and stable condition in a hospital. You either are critical or not lol

  537. And Sting getting squashed by two random jobbers in a chains match is fucking amazing booking.

    1. WCW had some really bad booking during some periods. Wwe isn't perfect especially during the new generation era but did you ever see sting catch on fire and it was an obvious stunt double?

  538. Late stage WCW is so fucking funny even for somebody who doesn’t really watch a lot of wrestling. It’s just morbidly fascinating.

  540. I might not be able to get my thyroid medication this month because the fucking healthcare in this country is a complete joke.

        1. when kingdom came out i dragd a freind and promised pota is peak
          i will never forgive that movie

  548. @BlahBlahBlahTrees:disqus harby yearns for your touch. He dreams every day of being in your arms. For the chance to once again engage in the carnal union of flesh

  549. I don’t get how some of these people don’t just straight up drive over ICE agents. They’re all little dicked nazi fucking cunts.

          7. I wasn’t always. I used to be a huge asshole. But stuff changed me. Plus I was a jerk to the girl I used to be in love with because I was an idiot. I ruined that friendship because I told her she didn’t give a damn. She was there for me when I lost my mom and I said that. Also kurumi made up with me and I haven’t even been to the new/old site. That’s pretty assholish

  555. Literally untrained nazis with no authority. It’s ethical to fucking murder them

      1. I wish. I wish they would give me a reason. But Trump and the whole admin are too big of pussies to actually be fascists.

  556. Why does satty think ice is coming for him?
    Is he an illegal immigrant?
    Discuss

    1. Because they’ll eventually come for everyone who voted Democrat of they let them.

      1. I told my feinds i don’t dink hard alcohol any more and I’m drinkjng bourbon again

  564. My friends are all fucking maried and i’m just me. Like i don’t get how I can’t have a girlfriend but they can they were all lame as fuck

  569. Chat, I’m doing shrooms tonight so if I become an existential nightmare. tongue clicking sounds

  570. I think “is everybody cute or am I just lonely” is the only honest song lyric I’ve ever written.

  572. My friend told me he ate two in n out double doubles for lunch. How do peopl fuckin eat so much my god.

  573. But I’m not even hungry when I smoke weed which seems impossible so maybe there’s actually somthng wrong with me

  575. All my friends have done is roast me about my weight and i just have to smile and be like “haha, yeah”

  577. I am tripping balls at fucking Denny’s and I’m trying to act cool.

  578. Imagine dropping psycodelics and then havid youe friends joke about your biggest insecurity constantly. Fun night

        1. My friend hands me a bag that says fucjing bluey vuitton on it and I looked at him “you want me to willingly put a mushrrom labeled bley vuitton in my body”

        1. I don’t think I need a quiz to know whether I have shat myself at work or nor

  587. I made the waitress at Denny’s giggle when she overheard me say “The middle seat on airplanes is like Guantanamo bay for 6’3 people” lol

          1. I’m imagining cutting the midle of my thigh off and sending it to you lmao.

      1. Guantanamo bay is where America sends terrorists. The middle seat on american airplanes is often known to be quite non-spacious.

        Thanks Grok

    1. DP canon Key. If we’re talkjng about OG GR canon, than Karma. It’s like Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z

  591. Also, my friend is wngaged to a girl who very clearly does not like me. Not that I give a fuck but like Jesus. She didn’t like me in high school either.

    I understand ranting about getting mud on my dress boots ar a weding is pretentious, but still

  593. I would get ungodly amounts of 6/10 pussy here in Humboldt. I’m like the Chris Hemsworth of small towns.

  598. You think I’m joking, having basic grooming standards makes me feel like a god here because half these dides look like they’re an extra in Joe Dirt.

  599. Proof I’m not a legit stoner, my friends roasted the fuck out of me for having no idea how to use a dab rig whoch I didn’t

  602. Why did I buy these stupid burberry gloves? There’s no need for it? Am I just aura farming? Younger me would have yelled at me for buying designer brands. Where is my fire

      1. Not enough for it to be outrageous but not enough where I’m too embarrassed to admit it.

      1. My friend asked his fiance what girls they thought were my type and she immediatley said asian. Like is it that fucking obvious

  607. She said “yiu can just rell when a white dude is into asian girls”

    What the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant?

  608. By the way, I ate the bluey Vuitton like a moron. I should have listened to the fucking sarcastic voice in my head

  609. I am not racist. I just think Korean girls are fucking hot. Is that a crime, if it is then send me to jail for life.

  613. My friend “[Sati doesn’t tap out. He’ll just keep geying high till he falls asleep and you wouldn’t even know”

    Me in my head meanwhile “Why did they call Black Klansman that. Imagine if they didn’t ruin the twist???”

  614. Can I gneukmy be real for a second? I’m actually kind of terrified of sharing a bed with a girl because I don’t want to explain why I wake up thrashing around like I’m have a sizure sometimes. Like it might sound weird but I legit would sleep in a different bed than my wife

  618. Why could I type perfect for 2 posts and the response to jimmy looks like I’m speaking like the swamp people

  619. See this is why I’m not married. There’s nothing going on in my head.

    1. You’re a father now. I understand. I’m just big me. Know what Imm saying

      1. Only time I did them- was a n ice trip.
        My first trip was mesc which was fine all other times were acid which was usually too much stric9

        1. I wanna do mescaline once at least. I’ve done acid before but wouldn’t do it again

  622. Wow – Harby talked all that shit about Joao Pedro but I guess you got scared that im catching up

    1. I literally realized at 15.29 when 15.30 was deadline that I need soemone to come for Havertz. I took the first guy from the form table. Also switched defenders and somehow that made Haaland not my captain anymore. At least Pedro scored

  623. Man I just do not understand the decisions RGG made for this game. Why make a lot of the orphanage stuff no longer mandatory for pacing reasons, but then force this biker side story down your throat? You have to do way more of that to leave Okinawa than you ever had to with the orphanage

  627. Chelski play Gooners, Villa, Saudi FC, Everton, 130FC, Yanited next 6 games.

    We should easily overtake them, should being the main point

        1. Yeah, they needed to win this game against Burnleh for sure because that run is pretty awful

    1. TBF (not to defend a femoid) but if somebody asked me what my favorite games were I would probably just say Silent Hill, Zelda and Final Fantasy.

      1. Naming 3 franchises is completely different from naming two games and one franchise

  633. My friend said he hooked up with a girl on tinder who was renting my old house from when I was a kid.

    Please don’t tell me it was my room. I loved that fucking house so much why would he FUCKING TELL ME THAT

  636. Olympic bronze for my lions. Not bad considering that Canada super team was always getting gold

  637. Ordered tonys tacos- apparently huge blizzard coming tomorrow so yolo

      1. He blew his ACL and MCL early into NHL season maybe even in preseason I don’t recall. Now close to return but not ready for the Olympics

    1. I saw on ancient aliens they found a beheaded robot head on moon- definitely a base that had a robot alien war

      1. A patient woman who works with special needs kids would be ideal

  648. Haaland only with an assist. Now I’m thankful the app just decided to gve Pedro the captaincy

    1. U r dumb- they gave to Pedro because u had havertz capped

  650. They aren’t replaying finn gayme so im forced to watch curling-

      1. Thank goodness it’s Canada vs British so Harby won’t abuse his family

    1. Karmy had portillos and is Dutch ovening his girlfriend with the couch blanket

  659. The kids have a friend over and they ordered wingstop- appie would be proud

  664. How can somebody tell when a white guy likes Asian girls? What does that mean

  669. People should not be all0wed to have dogs if they let them shit all over the sidewalk. Like I pass three shit pies every day and at night it's harder to avoid becaue3 no street lights there. Please pick up after your dogs

  675. Me and my friends are going to see Spiderweb Castle/Throne of Blood and then after, they’re doing Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and we’re gonna do shrooms.

      1. It’s fine. It really doesn’t bother me that much i just hate being reminded

    1. No? Why would it. Nintendo makes like 2 Zelda games every 8 years lol

      1. Aren't they doing stuff for Pokemon's 30th anniversary in a few days? Seems weird to do that but ignore Zelda's 40th.

        1. They ignored Zelda’s 30’th too I think lol. And Metroid’s 30th

          1. Hmm. Like I get that Pokemon has sold way more over the years (mainly just early on though) but I'd argue that Zelda is more culturally relevant now than Pokemon and is now the second Nintendo franchise behind Mario.

          2. Pokemon is still massively more relevant than Zelda. If you asked 10 random people on the street what Zelda is, probably 5 or 6 people tell you they know.

            I guarantee every single person under the age of like 70 has at least heard of Pokemon in passing

          3. Knowing of it isn't the same as relevance though. Barely anyone actually cares about pokemon now compared to in it's prime years, but right now is most likely Zelda's prime years.

          4. Pokemon Scarlet and Violet sold like 28mill or something, BOTW sold like 33mill.

          5. Yeah, you’re jus out of touch if you think that. Sorry. Legends Arceus sold 12.5 million copies in a month.

          7. BOTW was a launch title and on two platforms so that’s literally the worst possible comparison.

          9. BOTW isn’t a good comparison. It’s a total outlier. Skyward sword for example has 7 million total sales between both the OG and HD version. It’s not the gotcha you think it is to use by far the best selling Zelda OOT, the one everybody fucking loves has sold 12 million between both versions. Arceus sold more than that its first month. Just fucking stop with this.

          10. You are actually retarded with how railroaded your brain gets with trying to be right about small petty details that you forget what you were even arguing to begin with.

            You were arguing with me about the current relevance of the franchises remember? Talking about how older Zelda games sold way less than the modern ones shows how much greater relevance it has now to back then. And Arceus had like half its total sales in the first month so using the first month of it's sales is fairly misleading and even then it sold less than BOTW.

            I compared BOTW to Scarlet and Violet because they were both recent, ie directly showing recent relevance.

          12. BOTW was a launch title and on two platforms so that’s literally the worst possible comparison.

          13. You're also, as usual, just being contrarian for the sake of it because that's your schtick but name one person here that would buy a new Pokemon game over a new Zelda game.

  682. And Scarlet and Violet were the second best selling Pokemon games ever.

        1. He's just a compulsive contrarian. Whenever he sees something he compulsively has to argue against it without even considering why. He doesn't even agree with his own arguments the majority of the time.

          1. Like seriously "Zelda isn't more relevant than Pokemon is nowdays because a Zelda game that came out almost 30 years ago didn't sell as many copies as the newer Zelda games did".

            Shit doesn't make sense in any context, it's just arguing for the sake of arguing.

          5. I dunno to be honest, Zelda hasn't had the sustained success that Pokemon had so I'd think it would need that first, and TCG markets are a lot more saturated now so tough to tell really.

          6. iif at one point they both start with same media cover zelda has a more concise story and holds well in movies/tv better than pokemon

          7. No it wouldn’t. Pokémon is popular because it translates to other media well. There are 1000 licensed card games and not one of them would take off more than Pokemon did.

          8. I also feel like if he’s not okay he posts about wanting people murdered even more. That he uses that to cope. Which I think is unhealthy. Should just vent normally

  687. The way people view Mushoku Tensei is genuinely the only the thing that makes me lose faith in humanity

  688. I swear to god some of you guys don’t even listen to what I’m saying. I’m not being a contrarian saying the fucking BIGGEST MEDIA FRANCHISE EVER is still more relevant than Zelda.

    1. No you're a contrarian because you will literally argue with anything because you are compulsively driven to. Half the time the arguments go round in circles and you end up arguing against your own initial points.

      For example, the fact that it is THE BIGGEST MEDIA FRANCHISE EVER and can't beat BOTW for sales from any of it's games proves that it's relevance is waning in comparison.

      1. Tears of the Kingdom, a direct sequel to BOTW sold 1/3rd the copies (10 million) so no, Pokemon is not less relevant, it was less relevant than exactly 1 Zelda game which was a massive outlier. Last thing I’m gonna say about this

        1. It sold over 22 million copies actually, and your favourite Arceus sold like 15 or something. So again, you are making my points for me.

    2. Okay but you definitely get more homicidal and genocidal and suicidal when you’re not okay. It’s pretty obvious and I wish you’d vent more but I understand you get mocked so it’s hard to. I just worry about you man

  691. I feel terrible about Crosby being injured for this game. Surely it's a bad omen.

    1. Gomez on the bench, Ramsay on the bench, hell Jones on the bench could play there, not our best midfielder and player…

  699. I swear Harb did something to my algorithm because now I’m watching every GOT show through shorts

  709. Criminal negligence of a head injury from Taylor. He looks at Van Dijk go down then looks again and still doesn’t whistle the game. Fuck off

  710. Makar can't keep in the puck in the zone and keeps letting it slip. He might be sick.

  713. Horrendous half.

    It took Slot 35 minutes to realize he’s criminally wasting Szoboszlai in yet another game at right back and that our midfield might as well not exist this season without him and Wirtz in there. He’s utterly clueless and a dead man walking. The second he moved to midfield we got a half a chance.

    Then not Slot related, everyone’s passing is shit and the first touches are diabolical levels of bad.

    How can anyone defend this football…

  714. we are making 17th placed Nottingham Forest play like prime Barcelona

  724. Refs are so biased against Salah he can’t even get a throw in in his favour

  725. Medically induced anorexia is probably gonna have its own side effects we’ll find out about in a few years

  728. Makar has been doing that the whole tournament and it cost them the game

  734. I made a huge mistake making Kiryu's ringtone 24 hour cinderella, when he gets a call during the main story everything turns completely unserious

  739. Also, 3v3 overtime for a final is fucking nonsensical. Even the NHL playoffs have real overtimes. Like I get regular season 3v3 is fine, but it’s a completely dogshit way to determine an important match

  740. The USA is going to some how make like the last 4 or 8 at the world cup getting a ton of shitty calls. Mark my words.

  741. Remember when Stray used to love Elon for being a memelord on Tiwtter and I was being called “cynical” and “unable to feel happiness” because I’m not a retard who doesn’t know billionaires are inherently evil? But yet I was the one getting banned for talking about politics

  742. Also, it was cool to not have gambling ads on sports for a few weeks. Glad we get to go back to Giannis shilling for gambling predictions based earning

  743. I also want a hand written apology to everyone who said I was being delusional about the election being stolen and that people just didn’t like Kamala.

    He won every fucking swing state and Harris flipped no counties. It’s statistically impossible for that to happen. Reagan even when he won in maybe the biggest landslide in US history didn’t achieve that. Give me a break.

    1. I’m only bringing this up because they found out Elon cheated in Georgia btw

  744. I was rooting for Canada but whatever. I hope the US gets fucking nuked. Losing 100 million assholes from this shit hole would he absolutely nothing but a net positive.

  745. I hope all of Europe and Iran bomb this country into the fucking stone age. I hope the entire south is unlivable forever.

  746. It’s funny watching a movie like White House Down and going “I’d be rooting for the terrorists tbh”

  749. The entity is a cool intimidating concept though. And I’ve already seen this done so incredibly well in the later seasons of Person of Interest so it can be done

  751. Groceries having a great game, he got a touch in the box before half time

          1. Maybe not big deal to you but global warming makes us barely get snow in NYc area anymore

          2. It’s the same for southern finland actually. This winter has been nice, but the last 2 it constantly melt off and came only shortly back. Now it’s been white since new year’s

  754. This is why I wanted Canada to lose to Finland I knew this was going to happen

        1. Yeah ok- get a new story- every game on earth is rigged- sure jan

          1. You guys are just genuinely blind. NBA players shilling for gambling platforms but apparently nothing is rigged

          2. There’s no way that two sets of professional refs can’t count past 5 give me a break.

          3. The too many men missed call at the end of third when they're all next to each other and played the puck on camera only to immediately award the US a major penalty was extremely egregious.

          4. It was clearly rigged. People are just fucking stupid dude. IDK what to say

          5. They had plenty of chances and they were on ice for 2 seconds like a foot on- don’t be a satty

          6. It’s still against the rules even if you’re barely on the ice. How far you are on doesn’t matter

          7. But the puck was at their feet and touched them. They interfered with the play
            I'm not saying it was intentionally rigged but to not call that then immediately award a major penalty when Canada got a minor for the exact same high sticking was an absurd decision by refs who've been awful the entire tournament.

      1. He is your average lower league table player that had a few good seasons at a club where he was an amazing fit. He was struggling to stay at Millwall 3 years ago.

        2. take the tinfoil hat off sati it’s squeezing the iq out of your brains

  759. City are going to win the league and it will come out they cheated this season too

  760. Sports aren’t even fun any more. I just have them on in the background for noise.

  761. That goal is fake as shit. I’m sorry. They didn’t even attempt to stop him. Give me a fucking break

      1. 3V3 overtime in a major final is a fucking joke. It became irrelevant the second they won in OT

  763. Also Satty saying the game was rigged. Tell Canada to bury their 20 grade A chances

    1. Tell the refs to be able to count. It was obviously rigged but people are gonna argue with me so whatever. The president is a pedophile and the entire system is covering it up for money but I guess it’s SO UNREALISTIC they would rig meaningless sports for money

        1. What is this supposed to mean though? That Canada created chances 5v5 and the US had to rely on bad calls and a dumb time saving gimmick to eke out a win?

  764. Just standing around doing nothing because the people running things are too stupid to change batteries at half time. The PL is a fucking joke tbh

  766. Actually you know what? Vadee is getting a temp ban. There will be no pro USA bullshit on my fucking site.

    1. I’m more excited my star player got the golden goal but continue to have another tantrum

  767. Canada had over a minute of 5v3. I’m sorry man, refs missed too many men on the US but don’t tell me that cost Canada the game

    1. "cost" might be too strong but the game was tilted against them when they were clearly the better team. 90 seconds of 5v3 was a blessing considering everything that on during the game. McDavid had his hand slashed on a breakaway and nobody cared.

    1. Like I said, he’s having an amazing game. He touched the ball in the box before half time and now a goal after the break. Class

  769. I used to hang out with a guy who would always say sports were fake competition like WWE and I always thought he was annoying for saying it but now that I’m not a retard I realize he’s probably right

  770. I don't think anyone would care as much if at least some bad calls went against the US but there weren't any

  771. Also the 3v3 is naturally going to result in some bitterness after all that

  774. Yes it is. They 100% give a foul if VVD gets pushed like that. Give me a break. Stop being biased

  775. Oh, it’s looking rigged now huh? Fuck off. All of you are fucking blind

        1. 5 years ago you’d have called me delusional for saying The entire US government is propped up by an elite sex trafficking pedophilia ring but apparently this is too big a stretch

          3. The US government has fucking nothing to do with Premier League football…
            You look batshit insane

          4. My pojnt is I would have been called insane for saying that 5 years ago. So why is it unreasonable to think thr same exact shit wouldn’t happen with gambling. It’s only a matter of time before some sport has a Black Sox level scandal again. And you’ll be mad at me yet again for bragging about being right.

          5. it’s completely irrelevant to english sports wtf are you even trying to say

  776. Also I'm sorry Vader for being a downer but 1. I had to watch McDavid lose two Stanley Cup finals and a gold medal game in a span of less than 20 months and 2. it's kind of hard to go about your day when everyone around you is depressed. The sadness is contagious.

    1. I’m more so aimed at Satty raging at anyone being happy that their nations team won, or that their teams player won it for the team. Bro can’t wrap his head around that I’m not slobbering for our government when I’m happy we won

      1. I don’t care. If you wanna post pro America bs go to Breitbart.

    1. Everyone and their mother has bet on Arsenal to win here. It’s bad for gambling

  779. Spurs are legitimately a bad team. Just hundreds of millions spent on absolute dogshit like Simons and Dragusin and Solanke

    1. They need to buy actual good players. They replaced Kane and Son with Simons and fucking Kulo Muani.

  781. Honestly I think you are chemically imbalanced- go have lunch. You are saying election was rigged- implying that the people voted against him and it next breath saying to then nuke and kill the same people- get a grip- you are honestly as crazy as Trump himself- self centered asshole with ridiculous outbursts

    1. I am chemically imbalanced because I can’t get my medication because the fucking government sucks. So yeah, sorry. But since nobody is gonna hold these cunts accountable for rigging the election, we might as well get nuked

    2. “I hate this fascist government. Let me ban anyone who’s celebrating the hockey team winning”

        1. Do you think this crosses Leo’s mind when his nations team is in the World Cup

  783. Whatever. I can say what I want. If Jimmy wants me to stop, he can pay for the fucking site.

  784. spurs entire team just exists. Their midfield might as well go sit on the bench, they’re just doing cardio

  785. I’ll never understand how teams have watched us play shitty ping pong ball because we never buy midfielders for a decade and proceed to have the worst midfields ever.

  786. Like legitimately, how is rooting for the USA any different than rooting for Russia at this point

  787. If you’re proud of any aspect of this country you’re just adding to the problem.

  788. Also if harby legitimately thinks that Liverpool goal wasn’t offsides he’s more delusional than Jimmy thinks I am.

  790. And isn’t it funny how Liverpool always gets added time until they score? Funny how that works.

    1. Because there was a long ass var check for the first disallowed goal?

  792. I’m starting to think like Leo now. There’s so many countries out there that have their citizens even worse off than in America and are even more corrupt. You think their fans are thinking about that if they win copa, or the Euros, or the World Cup, or the WBC, or whatever else? Typical yank

    1. Is literally any other country in the world run by a Nazi pedophile ring that wants the country to devolve into Christian nationalism?

      No. You’re being fucking blinded by the fact that life as you know it has yet to be really affected because you’re decently well off and white. You won’t be saying this when the economy is so fucked we can’t afford food

      1. Venezuelans have to eat out of garbage trucks because their government fucked their economy so bad and yet they’d probably be happier than a pig in shit if they won the cup

    2. we don't care about the world cup, we are all about winter olympics now since we're a powerhouse yo

  794. If you ever feel ripped off in life, remember that Spurs actually paid money for most of these players

  797. Leo are u ready for the blizzard? You can practice skiing

      1. Lol – this blizzard will let me know what brasil is like

  799. Zero finns in the olympics all star team lol.

    Saros was by far and wide the best goalie and he played every game and had a much more difficult path

    1. No he wasn’t, Hallebuck was. He won that Gold Medal game for the US. Saros was fucking ballin though.

      1. That’s one game. He’s the gold medal mvp should not be the olympics mvp

      2. Saros was also never changed to Lankinen and there wasn’t a single game he didn’t start. We also were absolutely battered by shots in even in the Sweden and Switzerland game where as US coasted through to the semis

    2. No he wasn’t, Hallebuck was. He won that Gold Medal game for the US. Saros was fucking ballin though.

    1. The blizzard is avoiding Toronto entirely for whatever reason so it looks like I'm fine but it was nice knowing you I guess. I'm going to miss your pancakes.

        1. “Terrible Toronto will be wiped out by the massive storm. GOD BLESS AMERICA”

    1. Somebody in the Trump administration lied. It must be a day where the sun exists.

      1. The video itself is a bigger story. It's so weird how he's just there.

    1. There's so much ableism in the replies. Disinhibition is a symptom of many neurological diseases.

    1. I truly don’t understand watching those types of videos. It’s so boring to me to watch something created by some of the least creative people ever.

      That’s why the whole “movies will be made by people with AI” shit will fail. For every ok thing where somebody was actually creative there will be 900 million “Scarlet Witch and Sanic fight skibbidi toilet” brain rot garbage.

  811. Kash Patel celebrating with Team USA. Canada should have fucking won. We’re never winning a major tournament again. This is the type of shit that curses your team for decades

  812. It’s genuinely amazing these cunts sit here and claim nobody wants to work meanwhile the entire government gets paid to literally fuck around and do nothing while spending billions of dollars. I fucking despise conservatives so much.

      1. I wouldn’t eat the rich. Pedo meat isn’t very good from what I hear.

  813. The next conservative that tries to tell me they’re good for the economy is getting fucking dropped.

  814. The next conservative that tries to tell me they’re good for the economy is getting fucking dropped.

  818. I'm going to watch the Tourette's movie I had no idea existed until now because the actor won over Leo and Timothee

  819. I went to a cafe and my ex girlfriend from high school works there now and I ran into her lol. It wasn’t awkward though, we’re still pretty amicable. Like I’m shocked how non-awkward it was. Then again, this happened last time I was here too and I didn’t think she’d still work there lol

      1. It’s not really. 99% of the people I knew in high school still live here. There’s only 7,000 people in the town. My entire high school had 500 people which is less than most people’s class alone.

          1. I’m rare in that I was actually pretty universally liked in high school. If I had run for class president I would have easily won I think tbh. Like pretty much everyone even some of the younger freshmen when I was an upperclassman liked me.

    2. She has a boyfriend right? This sounds like a romance anime or kdrama.

          1. Meh, I haven’t really though about her like that in over a decade now. The guy she’s married to is a good guy. He was kind of a douche in high school but he grew up a lot.

  820. I should really get used to being told I lost weight because it’s clearly noticeable to everyone.

      1. I’m not losing any more weight. I’ve been stuck on 148 for a few months.

      1. 20 pounds would just make it worse. I hate being too thin but I’d really start having worse dysmorphia if I was even slightly overweight.

        2. I gained 40lb in a few months then I lost 60lb in a few months and there was a transition period where I had to gain weight back but it'd trigger extreme dysmorphia.

    1. I think I’m just easy to get along with tbh. In real life, maybe not here lol

  826. I actually don't get that nervous in public anymore but I don't know how to talk to people and the fact that I'm always tired doesn't help.

    Does some of your anxiety stem from you believing that youre inferior to others so you want to avoid being an irritant? Sort of like the NHK episode where Sato returns to college.

      1. I know I'm not my diagnosis but I get frustrated that I can't be normal. I like for the most part the person I am but it gets exhausting knowing people treat me like a nuisance or a freak

  827. I’m not really socially awkward but I feel like people judge me a lot because I don’t really talk that much. Especially when it comes to work, so many people think they can take advantage of me because they think I won’t stand up for myself but the truth is that I do like talking. To people who I like. I don’t wanna talk to 90% of people.

  828. I also really hate how people think I’m on the spectrum just because I don’t like talking to everyone. Like I’m sorry, being quiet doesn’t mean you’re autistic.

  829. But I also feel like people throw around “on the spectrum” or “autistic” way too much nowadays.

    I’m sorry but apparently replying to every part of a text is autistic behavior now??? Like come on people. I’m all for being inclusive and normalizing the autism spectrum but Jesus, not every little quirk is autism. Sometimes people just like trains

  832. I did my taxes, but I also gotta do some extra work before bed today 🤢 I can't wait till things are normal again

  838. I think exposure has helped a lot even though it's never been enough to bridge the gap.

    I'm always so worried someone might notice my nails of they aren't trimmed perfect and I'd spend so much time cleaning while my parents were at work but after going outside it seems like most people don't put in the same effort.

    Also this sounds bad but I've always been able to speak normally to people who I think are inferior to me like a schizo in the psych ward.

      1. For the longest time I thought that was true about myself and it still kind of is but I keep coming across people who I feel are worse in some respects.

  841. Also for some reason I was used a case study for agoraphobia while I was in this psych ward (possibly because I'm not crazy).

    I only agreed because I thought I'd get out quicker but I had to endure an hour of interview questions from three medical students who were being guided by an attending physician and being grilled on why I'm a weirdo 4v1 helped me realize the inferiority thing I mentioned before.

  848. Another fake assassination attempt on Trump. This fat fuck is so fucking stupid he pulls the same fucking martyr card over and over. Fuck off. How fucking stupid do these dumb cunts think we are. Genuinely

    1. We’re so goddamn lucky that the fascists trying to take over the government are all drug addict redacts and not actual smart people because we’d all be in camps by now if they were. But then again, never been a smart racist ever.

  850. There’s only 3 types of people in the world and Pink Floyd laid it out for us.

    There’s pigs, there’s sheep and there’s dogs. You have to be a fucking dog or else you’re just a pig or a sheep

  851. This assassination attempt is more fake than Cristi Noam’s fucking cunt face.

    2. I tend to mistake Kristi Noem with Pam Bondi, might as well imagine the two fused together DBZ or Digimon style.

    3. I tend to mistake Kristi Noem with Pam Bondi, might as well imagine the two fused together DBZ or Digimon style.

  852. Also apparently in the depths of being high as shit on shrooms I managed to buy a Korean Arbok pokemon card??? Legit I don’t remember where I got it.

  853. Frank, sorry I forgot to say what I was gonna tell you yesterday. I’m seeing NIN with the drummer from Devo (The one they’ve used since the lineup where they used actual drums instead of the machine)

    But IDK if you even like Devo I just thought it was cool cuz I didn’t know.

  854. I have very strong feelings toward the kid, like wanting to adopt him even. I just hope he's able to make friends, but most importantly he's able to develop more despite his cerebral palsy because at the moment his vision is very blurry.

  859. Somebody (DK) slap me and say “Satty, stay away from the Instagram ABGs”

      2. Thank you. I’m on an extreme journey man.

        I’ll end up buried in some back alley saigon open pit. Killed by a gorgeous Vietnamese girl’s brother after they stole all my damn organs. If the US government can’t have them, nobody can.

          1. I’m on more than a microdose of shrooms. But it’s all good. I just have an overactive imagination

          3. Last night I got home from the movies high as shit and I grabbed a beer from the fridge at 3Am and I went next to the fire place to lay down with Monkey and I said “sometimes I think me and you are the only ones who get it, Monks.” And he head butted my hand.

    2. Snow shagger felt like the only possible racial
      Slur I could use for a Finnish person lol. Sorry

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