1 thoughts on “RH: World Cup Edition 3”

  1. The neighbor asked how I know I’m too high and I said “if I start saying mushrooms are a vibe, finito. Just cut me off”

    1. YYou Saying finito alone is enough to make me cut you off

    1. I remember watching that one show on Amazon, the one where they hunt Nazis secretly living among us, Hunters I think it was called and it ended on a cliffhanger showing Hitler still alive in Argentina lol

    1. Leo Carlsson, their 1C, got offer sheeted by the Flyers. They offered him 5 x $18 million which would make him the highest paid player per year in NHL history. Ducks now have to match that contract within a week or he goes to the Flyers. And even if they match, they have to have this be the base contract which will fuck up their cap to pay other players. They're also not allowed to trade him at all and he will walk to UFA at the end. This was basically a massive fuck you from the Flyers lmao

        1. The funniest part is that there's already talks to offer sheet another one of their players. They got like 3 RFAs this year that need extensions and this is gonna screw them. They had a year to extend these guys and they fucked around and found out

      2. Mike grier, offer sheet Bedard. Do it. I fucking dare you. 5×20. Make it happen

  4. I know a soccer game yoy could play as sonic characters but have they ever did a sonic soccer game?

  5. The neighbor asked me if I though Olivia Rodrigo was hot and I hit her with the fastest “I prefer not to… Not to speak” in history.

  6. Kids were playing soccer in the street and the ball came to me and I hit them with the trivela. Felt insanely cool walking off lol

  26. Mulin Rouge

    The Voyeurs

    Under the Skin

    Wild Things

    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

  31. Tomorrow gonna suck. Dizzy is gonna freak out and so is snoopy. Snowball will be fine tho

      1. No, like tacos for whit epeople who think tobasco is “too spicy”

  42. Actually thank you. For some reason this reminded me I need to take my meds

  51. I’m kinda fucked up so I’m gonna do a dumb DPC: Every time I see a picture of Hunter Schaffer I go “damn she’s hot” and then I’m like well fuck.

  53. I miss apple. Remember when she would make dating app profiles and talk about dick cheese?

    1. Lol, “I’m a cowboys fan so I have low expectations” was pure art from me

  55. I just don't like my nephews girlfriend who admires Hitler. Like she tried to talk to me about aliens building the pyramids.

  56. It’s funny that Mother thinks that I’m obsessed just with asian girls. Like dark hair and olive skin and you’re pretty much like 90% of the way to being the hottest girl ever to me.

  71. I made the neighbor laugh because I was in her house eating a Hershey’s cookies and cream bar and her dog was sitting at my feet begging and I looked at him and said “Brother, this would eviscerate you.”

  72. I think people around the world find Costco relatively familiar compared to other American supermarkets. The inside is basically structured like a traditional market with vendors and stalls in addition to the aisles.

    The problem is that some countries like the UK have strict wholesale laws so you can only become a Costco member if you're an engineer, doctor, lawyer, teacher or part of some other professional guild.

  76. Omg the actual intro is here now. But it’s full of dramatic pauses and doesn’t feel at all epic like the cartoon

  79. So hard to take Aang seriously as this young kid avatar when he’s now taller than anyone else and sounds more like a man than anyone else

    1. So fucking great man. I just love the moment he breaks the stick then her silhouette just standing there

  83. Why can’t they just adapt the fucking praised award winning ground breaking beloved cartoon

    1. Or you know, continue production so that it can release every fucking year?

      1. The issue with Avatar isn’t exactly that it takes too long to make it’s definitely more so the writing and decision making.

        2. And Stranger Things showed that these writers had massive blocks and that's why they tend to take too long and have issues

  85. They should've just given the actor for Aang puberty blockers so he would've remained the right size until the show is finished filming.

    1. From what I’ve seen she comes off as more like a mean girl than an evil princess.

  87. Wtf kind of change is this?!?
    Fire Lord pardons Zuko and wants to bring him home. Zuko’s whole fucking character is trying to seek the approval of this monster father who will never give it to him. He makes such a massive decision in this second season to finally gain that and it breaks him entirely and finally sends him on the path to good

  88. Say what you want about the quality but I'm glad that Daredevil Born Again brings back the 'new season every year' approach. Can't fucking understand why shows takes too long to come out and quality is more often than not tends to be worse.

    1. They did the cave of 2 lovers first season already and did it awfully completely without Aang when it should have begun this one because we really don’t need that avatar state ep premiere (which thankfully they didn’t waste episode space on)

  93. I’m sorry this is regarded. Aang has been a broken mess who’s given up on hope in the cartoon at this point. This is the episode that finally makes him dare to hope again. I hate this show

  95. I'm not even gonna bother watching, it will annoy me and I have better stuff to do/watch

  96. First book 2 accurate scene finally 34minutes in. When they split the water to 2 so they can walk through it and Momo dives in to the water and the serpent comes

  99. AApparently I am really bad at handing Triss off to the eternal fire, I keep starting fights with them lol

      1. I love the scene where she kills Menge herself though if you do let them have her

      2. I keep trying to pick options that make the torture less bad and it just results in fights being started lol

  100. This Zuko and Iroh subplot fucking blows. Just do the cartoon one that is the actual introduction to Azula and how devious she is

          1. It’s my second last day of vacay. I didn’t want to waste it by sleeping until mid day

  104. They played the episode ending theme piano notes from the og show and for a while I actually felt something

  105. Why is Mai and Ty Lee just with her Azula now? Why can’t we see her recruit them 😖

  106. AApparently You also have to rush through all the main dialogue options or he just fights you anyway lol

        1. Yeah. It’s got nothing to do with Triss and Philippa and the sorceresses. His sus alarms will ring immediately

  110. I am playing on Death March btw Harby and it just doubles down my thoughts that this combat system is not very good lol. It doesn't feel too bad tho so I'll give it that, it's just very difficult to manage groups

    1. Potions, oils and concoctions are the way to go and it feels so much more witchery when you need to use them and prepare for battles with them

      1. TTbf I do use all those, everything just hits like a truck and when yoi have more than like 3 enemies the whole thing is chaos. Contracts are usually better because it focuses on one monster

  111. I was a gwent hater but it does get a lot better when you have decent cards. The problem is it takes quite a few wins to get there. I appreciate it more now tho. Between this, vantage masters in trails, and whatever the FF7R one was, I'm actually starting to like card minigames

  112. playing Devil May Cry 5 on Switch 2, and that has made taking a dump a lot more entertaining than ever before

    1. I don't think I'm thinking about playing an action game when I have to go #2 lol

  113. TThat Trophy where you can't use signs, potions, oils, or even mutagens and have to complete 2 contracts is actually fucked lol

    1. Just leave early contracts to late game and you will one hit kill them almost lol

      1. Yeeeeeah too late for that unless I missed one lol. I might have to just leave some like level 16 ones for endgame

        1. Yeah those are a cale walk too. Once you get some of the endgame or especially dlc swords they are no challenge at all

    2. Some games plats be like “Just finish the game. You deserve it”

      And some games are like Beat the game on ‘Fuck I wanna die’ difficulty, unarmed, no hits”

      3. That's DMC and RE lol.

        actually Witcher 3 seems fairly easy, just not if you want to do it in one run

        1. and as long as you don't fall for the big spider contract in the beginning of the game

  114. Francisco, if I had to do a trip through Turkey for, say, two weeks, and I wouldn't in no god damn way climb a baloon, where should I go?

    also, where is Troy in Turkey

      1. Ronaldo was never gonna age like Messi. Ronaldo’s game relied too much on physicality and athleticism. Messi has always just walked around until he’s in the perfect spot for magic. He has the most sustainable playstyle of all time lol

  119. That’s on the ref. They’re cunts for allowing the shot when they can see the keeper isn’t ready yet

  120. Brazilian social media just adopted Cabo Verde as one of our own after yesterday heroics.

    1. Vozinha went from a few dozen followers on ig to over million to now over 20 million and the most followed keeper on the platform

  121. Also, Harby said I was crazy for not trusting semi-automated offside, but it’s drawn two wrong lines so far. It just didn’t matter either time because it wasn’t extremely marginal either time

      1. I was stuck there for twenty days because I was there during the 2010 Icelandic volcanic eruption that stopped all European flights

    2. I was there 3 times as a kid and have not been since. Also these days they are absolutely sick of tourists and act that way too

  124. I watched HOTD episode 2. It was way better than the first one which only had that first genuinely good battle scene of this entire show at the end. Other than the gullet part it was completely mid yet it was being glazed as 10/10. This one was almost solid throughout.

  127. Last time out we didn’t achieve death by snu snu
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    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fdc482c5eee319e486c8d1eb3a5d585b4150f61eacff07529406d3f8a0d11aa3.jpg

    Channeled Ezio trailing https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/43068722d3e82f72c35927f50655b3ccb6b23f28a1af30f91d7668cc42e98770.jpg

    Met an old friend https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/51d819c09df18598db4e6b8f111ff6d984c34fc1e13a1b5bdec7e04f3fd20757.jpg

    Punched a monke https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b9a1b237926b726f90a4844a67a0d2c4742d2e85bd1c038e807fc7fbf9764d54.jpg

    Killed a bunch of Krogan https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b5144c6391b720b375f887a59f7073d767d48c5d002e32aa21b400a5520dacb1.jpg

    Fought Shai Hulud https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/814f10e4fcf69752df454035adbc15f93ca8ab21efbca982cccc84bc0e1fe2f7.jpg

    Came to the rescue of another old friend and we’re in the mids of that right now https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/81ec4420697b3a0df60312757a3c3fc26106688660623438dfc0e5a0207517c2.jpg

  130. Every form of social media is crazy botted now. I watched a youtube video of the Egypt coach wearing the Palestine flag after the win and the entire comment section is no name accounts, no pictures no likes, generic names that apparently cannot understand that the coach of the football team is not the Egyptian government lol

  131. But this shit is super lowkey crazy. I noticed it a whole back and nobody talks about it but political and news comment sections on youtube are so fucking obviously infested with foreign bots it’s actually insane. Go to any news or political video on youtube and the entire comment section is bot accounts spouting the absolute most divisive bullshit ever.

  134. Do they not have Walmart in other countries? What is the foreigner’s obsession. It’s like wanting to go into an apple store.

  138. I wanted to go to the Apple store once (they're common) to check weight but I couldn't because they're always so crowded. I miss when Microsoft had their own Microsoft Stores because they were always empty.

    1. I thought it was a bad attempt but he went so early. I think the keeper was intimidated.

      1. I was the emergency keeper on my high school team (3rd string) so in practice I would practice saving pens here and there and it’s quite literally just guessing and hoping they kick it bad. If they hit it hard, you basically have zero time to react.

  140. Also I thought people in other countries (besides China) hated Walmart. They failed in Germany and sold off their British arm (Asda).

    1. That’s England vs everybody, let’s be real. I mean, African food is good

      2. Eating Heinz beans on toast is a straight up culinary war crime necessitating a Nuremberg level court trial.

  147. Just remember that British people really looked at a river and said “Chuknowaaat, I fancy me some jellied eels”

    1. and Scottish people thought that boiling a sheep's heart and liver and shoving into another animal's stomach then serving it was food

  149. I swear British cuisine is just a series of increasingly outrageous dares.

  152. Keeper was caught early because Salah took his normal run up where he smashes the ball into one of the corners but instead panenka’d it to the middle

    1. That’s what I was saying because I was the emergency third keeper in high school, I would sometimes practice pens and down the middle and panekas are hard to stop because you know if they hit it hard you basically have to guess right away

  154. You have to remember the British didn't even have forks until the 17th century. They used knives to cut up their food and then ate it with their bare hands.

  155. Spiffy what is the bigger canuck anthem for me to play loudly if Canada beats Morocco?

    Ahead by Centuries, Heaven by Bryan Adams or YYZ?

    2. I don't know. Only YYZ sounds familiar because its Toronto's international airport code (named after the PM who ended the Suez Crisis).

  156. I swear that my tastebuds started rotting after living in England for a while

    going from Brazil to that god damn hellhole of a cuisine was painful

  158. Really though, why the fuck is British food so fucked up? Like Italian food wasn’t like “We eat-a the sea slugs and tomato”

    2. It’s like food they had to make out of desperation during the dark ages and it just stuck with them until modern times.

    1. my host family mom was a cook and I swear to god, I love her but her stuff was inedible.

      the amount of times I lied to them saying I was going out with friends for dinner just to have a kebab or a paneer in the corner just so I could taste something…

  162. then when my English host brother came to Brazil to visit me and I took him to a traditional brazilian steakhouse… it was like giving ice cream to a child for the first time

  165. but look… playing devil's advocate

    shoving a maggot inside a drink is also disgusting, Mehico

  166. and then I even started cooking some dinners so I could teach those barbarians what a seasoning was

  170. also, another devil's advocate thing about Mexican food

    Mole. That thing is evil and horrendous.

      1. You have to balance it right though or it tastes like bitter cooking chocolate.

    2. I don’t think I’ve had that before, it looks like someone took a wet dump over my chicken

  172. deep frying a fish and serving it with a belgian side dish. Took them a lot of effort to invent that.

  174. I thought you meant eating a mole at first like how some people eat guinea pigs (nothing wrong with that).

    1. Yeah some of them Latin American countries get real weird with rodents… and Colombians eat ants with big booties.

    2. They were roasting them outdoors in like a communal BBQ "block party" in NYC and people online thought they were rats at first.

  176. I'm just sharing the stuff I've seen in the past.

    I'm like this place's (unsuicidal) Anthony Bourdain

  177. It’s kinda crazy to think how common eating dogs is outside of America and Europe.

  182. a real cool world cup bid would be Wales-Scotland-Ireland, or Turkey-Greece

    1. So was Egypt last night though and then it turned crazy in added time and extra time

      1. that match felt like a kindergarten PE session compared to Argentina x Cabo Verde

  184. It actually bothers me how eating dogs isn't common anymore and I get frustrated when Asian people are like we don't eat dogs. You're refusing to stand up for all the Asian people who do eat dogs. Your ancestors probably ate dog. It's the same with the cow poop festival in India where some Indian people suggested arresting the organizers instead of defending their ancient tradition. They're mentally colonized.

  186. wait… Fifa has ushers in stadiums telling people to sit down when the match is going on?

      1. I'I'm not quite there lol, but hey, probably better than a month ago

        1. Same dude I’ve let go bad during vacay. 87,2 kg now and none of that new added weight is muscle. Time to hit te gym properly again start next week and werk

          1. YYeah I can't go again till next wednesday minimum, between the holiday and having to go into the office. I mean I guess I could workout by myself, but I'm probably not getting the results I need that way

  193. I feel like there was one early chance for Spiffy’s people and since absolutely fucking nothing

  194. I’m sorry these stadiums built by the government for a billionaire don’t have the requisite soul for you Leo. Sorry it isn’t some dogshit Italian stadium built in 1912 that looks barely habitable against the most stunning seaside backdrop you’ve ever seen.

  196. One of the most ded 45s of this tournament. Canada are playing really good defensive football though. They’ve stripped this super talented Morocco completely from their weapons

  197. I feel like my girlfriend’s dad doesn’t like me. Maybe I need to drink Soju with him until I pass out to prove myself lol.

    1. If we have to suffer through another 45 like that first we deserve some penalties action

      1. If I have to watch another 45 minutes of this I’m ordering Dominoes

          1. Just to be clear, I’m not ordering Dominoes. It was a Half Baked reference.

  199. That was shite but that’s the second best ”attempt” of the game

  214. Well it was a good run. If only we had a player who could do what Brahim just did.

    1. All great orgasms come to an end 😭 Don’t cry (from your dick) because it’s over; cry (from your dick) because it happened

      1. No. Now Bournemouth want 90+5 fucking million for Alex Scott. This is out of goddamn control

          1. Apparently the only requisite to being worth Pogba money these days is having a fucking pulse

  219. Seriously, nobody knew who the FUCK Alex Scott was 6 months ago but now they want 95 million. Fucking behave. I’d rather save up to pay Yamal’s release clause.

  220. This has got to fucking stop. I’m glad we’re not getting baited. I’d rather take the risk on somebody from the Polish league than this shit

    1. Are they doing a tribute to France for their assistance in the revolutionary war and to commemorate the treaty of Paris?

  228. If he wants to fly like 10+ hours on a whim, but he'd need to do that yesterday

  230. At least I can drink. Trying not to get the good stuff until this rain lets up tho

  231. I'm buzzing after only 2 seltzers, I'm in danger lmao

  232. IIt's Getting lighter but the thunder still booming smh

  234. My ex isn't here which I'm not sure if that's because the weather or in general her family just wasn't coming out, but I guess that works out

  235. 3 jello shots before I even touch the pool lol what am I doing with my life

  236. The neighbor wants me to go to a barbecue but that always means I end up cooking something.

  237. I liked Over The Hedge as well but when I was like 5. I really identified with the racoon guy.

    1. AAll I really remember is the Ben Folds music tbh lol

  239. Some brands from that era like Kappa and Umbro are almost entirely dead? I don't think anyone wears them anymore.

  243. Everton spending 35 million on Tyrique George is top 10 dumbest transfer OAT

  245. Also, yes Mama, that should have been an auto red. Sure Mbappe embellished it but you cannot just punch somebody lmao

  247. I'd love it if it just stormed so hard that people couldn't do the fireworks

  255. Harby, Satty

    did you see that Al-Nassr hired Ange as their new manager.

    fucking Ange is coaching Cristiano Ronaldo now

  260. They might give it because he hit his leg but Doue was already going down after the first tackle

  268. Now they are forced to play football. Hopefully they get obliterated

  270. If they're going to lose anyway they should just injured Mbappe and take the red

  271. Is this useless cunt going to card a fucking player or what

  279. France couldn't score a single goal from open play. That penalty cost them everything.

  294. I forget his teammates like Doue and Cherki were just kids when Mbappe won the world cup

  295. Entertaining for all the wrong reasons but the right team won at least

    1. Trying to kick the opposition out of the pitch to hospital goes way beyond shithousing

        2. They have a ton of padding. This ref’s criminal incompetence could have put a player out for a year. There were so many grim reaper slide tackles and scissors from behind

          2. Then they elbowed and pushed and fucking threw a punch 2 times

    2. Paraguay were playing elite terrorist ball. Arteta is watching that game and VIOLENTLY jerking off.

  301. Antti Niemi called it the worst referee performance he’s ever seen

      1. Brother 24% possession is disgusting. It actually makes me weep for the art of this sport

        1. I saw their formation being 5-4-1 I knew it would be this typical Libertadores ball

  303. This incompetent cunt of a ref even missed the actual penalty right in front of him

    1. He missed a ton of scissor tackles too and that shit pisses me the fuck off because I almost torr my ACL getting scissor tackled. It needs to be an auto red it’s so fucking dangerous.

  304. Keeper was great though once again like against Getmany. Going to get picked up by a top league team

  305. Mehico kicks off at 3am
    They don’t want most of the football world to watch these games clearly

  306. Ref performance was so bad I’m genuinely starting to feel like the “rigged messi vs Ronaldo Last Dance final” bit isn’t a bit.

  307. Oh never mind spiffy. He’s wearing a Dictator Mbappe shirt lmao

  309. 0.12 XG is gross I- I hate it. I hate it so much. It makes me physically ill.

    1. I don't get this meme. Is Hello Kitty latino coded? I'm also realizing I've never seen a female latino before.

      1. A female Latino is a Latina. In Spanish o is masculine and a is feminine

  322. The guy who created the bikini named it after a testing site for nuclear weapons where natives were displaced and poisoned. Dark stuff.

    1. The first test happened 4 days before the bikini made its debut on a fashion runway, so highly likely that it was named before the testing began.

      1. Really if I was the creator I'd be pissed. You name your fashion creation for a tropical paradise to help sell the idea then some douchebags go and nuke it.

        1. We need superman to get rid of every nuke like in superman IV the quest for peace. Imo the second worst superman movie

          1. But first he needs to spin the world backwards and go back in time to do it before that test happened for the poor bikini dude. Or dudette. Being 40's I assume dude.

      2. Apparently that's actually why he did it. He wanted to leverage the bomb's publicity since everyone was talking about it and his competitor's swimsuit was already called the "atom".

      1. It's winter here but it's always swimsuit season somewhere.

  325. One of the songs they play a lot at work with their speaker is rock lobster and I fucking hate that song now. It's so annoying

      1. I’m literally not and I’ve spent the last week lifting heavy shit above my head.

  327. WhWhat's up. You waiting for the fake assassination attempt to happen again?

    1. I cooked a lot and now I’m tired but my friend is coming down from Pacifica so we’re gonna hang

    1. I’m probably gonna stay up with my girlfriend’s dog until the fireworks stop

      1. TThat Sounds nice. You and the dog have such romantic atmosphere

        1. I had like 3 seltzers and 3 jello shots. Would have had more if we didn't get rained out half the day

          2. I was drinking water once but the rain made me not able to drink it. Was so mad

          3. Funny enough we just got our thunderstorm. But is been over 100 here the last 3 days

  343. I shant have anymore alcohol tonight which is probably a good thing for tomorrow

  346. FFire Works started. Dizzy is just nervous and staring out the window on guard

      1. Hey hungry. I'm doing much better now. Back on my meds and the nausea is almost completely gone. Dizzy was okay but back to being scared of the fireworks. How are you?

          1. DDizzy Is too. He hates them. Nice to talk again too. I was gone almost a month. Being off my meds made me feel s9 awful and sick

          2. If he wasnt a cat id recomend drinking and drowning out the noise
            Why go off meds

          3. I'm just glad he's not hiding this year.

            I ran out. They took away my medicaid and the insurance cost too much. I had to reapply because I was only over by 43 dollars. That took a bit and I had no meds. I only got them recently like last week. Was still feeling the withdrawals but this weeks been better

          5. My overthinking was even worse and work was a nightmare. Anxiety attacks every 5 minutes. Had to hide it. I had a flood of negative thoughts constantly telling me to kill myself etc. But my head is clearer now so I feel much better.
            Gonna be able to go back to therapy too.

            Hope your.nigjt gets better

          6. That sucks
            Your a good people your gonna catch a winstreak eventually
            It hasnt gotten to bad yet

          7. I wouldn't say I am but thank you. But yeah nausea was so bad I couldn't be online for weeks. Was constantly getting nauseous and vertigo.

            I'm not a fan of fireworks. Too loud and make me nervous

          9. IIt's So disorienting. That's probably why I'd never wanna fight count vertigo.

            hope it helps. I'm petting dizzy

          11. HHe Makes people experience vertigo. Annoying power. Usually a green arrow villain. But he was in batman the animated series.

            He is just laying down nervous. His fur is the way it gets when he's anxious.

          13. In the show arrow instead he used a drug called vertigo.

            the fireworks are making him stare at the windows while being nervous

          15. He gets easily scared. I blame my stepfather when he was alive.he thought it was funny to scare him. Throw stuff and spray him. I used to have to walk him to the litter box. He's better now but 4th of July scares him

            how is your cat doing?

          17. Awww.

            he was mean to everything. Just a miserable human. He killed my cat AJ. Another reason I took dizzy from him

          19. He does and I am just glad that I saved dizzy.

            what kinda dog was your childhood dog?

          27. Whenever I have a bad day at work, I come home to his love and it makes it all worth it

          31. They really are. I feel like a lot of people have different dynamics with their pets but there’s usually love and a strong bond

          35. I remember that lol. America needs grodd so I’ll vote for him.

  348. Bazzana named a player-elected reserve on the All-Star team. Not bad for someone who debuted a couple months ago.

      1. Dude hit a home run on the first pitch of the game the other week. He's a beast.

    1. I'm scared of how hot here is gonna get. If it was 105 degrees in May then this month and August are gonna be so bad. I really don't want to go to the hospital again for dehydration like last year

  352. Actually I remember you did. Now you need to remember to have it.

        1. IIt Really did ngl. Especially because how much the walk to work drains me because how strong the sun is

        1. I always hear it has the best story. I also always hear Chinatown wars is underrated

    1. I rank the GTA games like
      Vice city > IV > San Andreas > III > V

  357. Oof. Very awkward. I always need the door locked when I shower.

  358. I actually never beat GTA 3s story. I kinda just was playing in the sandbox and destroying and killing

  360. I hope karma doesn't have a bad hangover. I want him to be 100% when I kick him

  362. Glad dizzy is fine now. Glad tge fireworks ended. Now he's just chilling

  364. MMy Confession is that I don't know the rules of football/soccer

  372. I'm going to watch it anyway but does anyone else think the odyssey tv spots airing during the world cup look mid? It's not what I imagined from Nolan especially after the success of Oppenheimer.

      1. I stayed up until 3 with the dog. And I had to let Henry in my car until they stopped around 2.

          1. Yeah. Luckily Friday and Honey seemed not to care lol. Honey just went to her bed and Friday just went in the backyard. Henry gets scared from loud noises

  375. Also, Brian’s mom, I didn’t say be friends with all your neighbors. I said at least let them know your name.

  379. BALOGUN’S RED GOT OVERTURNED

    Haha fuck you guys. Looks like I knew what I was talking about. You better start groveling at my feet for being right like fucking always.

    1. Except you’re wrong about as often as you are right. In some cases stupidly wrong and some cases just racist

    3. This is FIFA wanting to maximize revenue and viewership for the host nation

      1. So it got suspended until the next Gold cup. Got it. So it got overturned lol

  380. I don’t care if Trump bribed them. It was never a red anyway.

  384. This is what cologne/Perfume I think everybody here wears

    DK- Azzaro Chrome

    Mom- French Defense by Mindgames

    Dunkey- When he’s not wearing Sponge Bob EDT as a joke, Dior Sauvage

    spiffy- Doesn’t wear anything but bought Initio Musk Therapy because it looked expensive and cool and complains about how he hates it and wasted money.

    Leo- Dolce and Gabbana- The One EDP in the winter and Chanel Allure Homme Sport in the hot months

    Aya- Gives off massive Black Opium by Dior vibes

    Karma- He would be forced to wear it by his roommate who got a Mr Squatch cologne off youtube and hates it.

    Key- Gives off big Nishane Light my Fire vibes

    Shank- Used to wear YSL MYSeLf religiously when he was younger but he already got a wife so he stopped spending the money and effort

    Pear- Blue Talisman by XO Nihilo, because… Because it’s a pear note. Cuz it’s a pear cologne… get it?

    Frank- Gives me MASSIVE Clive Christian Blonde Amber and Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille vibes

    Vader- He would wear Spice Bomb Extreme in the summer and say “Why would I buy more than one cologne, I’ll just wear it all the time”

    Ed- He’d somehow end up having a guy say he smelled good after he wore Good Girl by Carolina Herrera on accident.

  385. I wanna be loved Leo. You get all the love. It's not fair

  386. We can clearly see they will Korea-in-2002 the fuck out of the USA team

  388. Like I said, I don’t care if it was a bribe. If that was a red, then every accidental clash of heads on a header is a red.

  390. I'm sorry Satty. You were right about the whole tournament being rigged.

    1. AAnd They say that day that sattys ego grew 3 sizes too big

    2. Anybody should've seen that watching Mfloppe yesterday. Fucking insulting diving

  393. So over this dogshit team. Losing a series to the Twins should be the final nail for Boone but of course he ain’t going anywhere. The offense should not be this shit without Judge and Stanton and the bullpen sucks (why is Doval still on this team?)

    1. Your lineup as it’s constructed cannot sustain itself without Judge and Stanton, but especially without Judge. Why do you think Rice is slumping? He has nobody protecting him in the lineup. Nobody is scared of putting Jazz or Wells or anybody on base in front of Volpe and Jones.

        1. I don't even know any of what's happening today tbh. I'm like extremely out of the loop

  397. New York Times says the Trump admin asked FIFA to review his suspension

  399. President Trump called Gianni Infantino, the president of FIFA, on Wednesday and asked him to review the suspension of the United States' top goal scorer, Folarin Balogun, after he was given a red card in the team's match that night against Bosnia and Herzegovina, according to three people familiar with the conversation.

    On Sunday, FIFA announced that Mr. Balogun would be eligible to play Monday against Belgium after his red card ban was suspended.

    The reversal is highly unusual and the first time since 1962 that FIFA has allowed a player to appear in a game when they would have been suspended. It also comes as Mr. Infantino has spent years trying to curry favor with Mr. Trump. Last year, FIFA created and gave Mr. Trump the FIFA Peace Prize amid the president's public, but failed, campaign to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

    FIFA did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Pascale Van Damme, the president of the Belgian federation, did not reply to a message seeking comment.

    The White House referred to Mr. Trump's post on Truth Social.

    The president celebrated on his social media platform FIFA's announcement that it would allow Mr. Balogun to play, though he did not say that he called Mr. Infantino nor did he take any credit for the decision.

  401. I've always liked Norway though. Haaland even has his mother's surname on his Norwegian kit. Isn't that nice?

  424. The short stutter run up is always trash. Either do the Bruno hop or just smash it

    1. I don't even know who he is. That's why I was confused he was taking the penalty.

  445. Watching Leon Rose bring the Knicks from biggest meme in the NBA to a championship team within 6 years and watching Cashman just sit around with his thumb up his ass since 2009 with all the resources he has at his disposal is just eye popping man

    1. MMaybe His finger got stuck. He may have to sacrifice the finger to be saved

      1. I’m a noob but some of those missed opportunities would drive me crazy

  450. I have zero interest and it didn't deserve to be called a saga imo

  451. TThe Only world cup I ever saw was the wwe one and it sucked. Effing Shane McMahon won.

  453. I was like is she joking? Why would she say that? Well done

  454. Martinelli as a #10 is alright but goddammit Guimarães is being shambolic.

  455. We should have called Andreas Pereira up. We need more midfield options

  457. Bad ones. There’s one for a right wing podcast and it’s 3 white dudes with beards and a random Indian dude

    1. They’re apparently “fighting the injustice of the left” but they’re probably just whining about trans people like fucking always.

    3. This picture made my stomach recoil like I just threatened to water board it with taurine.

  459. I hope the neighbor hits satty every time he looks at a girl the camera puts male gaze onto

      1. I've never had it before but that's the legendary 30 year old boomer drink from the 30 year old boomer meme

    1. Don’t mind him, his weak stomach can’t handle the nectar of the Gods

  463. There's one player from Norway who looks like the actor from The Mentalist

  467. The best Doritos are BBQ. I tried Korean BBQ and they were okay but tasted weird. Sweet Chili Heat is okay. I don't like anything else. Nacho is kind of gross.

      1. How? Try them. I don't want cheese flavoured chips and it never quite tastes like cheese. BBQ is spicy but with taste.

        1. I think BBQ flavor should only go on potato chips, not Doritos. I’m chipist.

  469. Sati back to looking like an idiot. Trump boasting he made Balogun’s red card go away.

    it wasn’t due to it not being a red but because this pedophile called his friend

    2. Sati endorsing Fifa corruption after saying that football is rigged like 400 times this year

  471. Should not have hyped this game up so much. Just really disappointing so far

    1. I mean clearly you do. You brought it up and said we should grovel because you're always right

  485. The over the top rope rule in bill watts era wcw was stupid

    1. It's weird. Maybe they're just bored playing for their clubs and zone out.

  489. Also for reference in Joe Bart's Doritos tier list video he has like 3 different BBQ flavours in his top 5

      1. I like salsa Verde doritos. But wish they made a salsa roja version

  490. I might pay a month of a wrestling channels patreon just so I can watch a video about jushin ligers, "kishin" persona

    2. Because of the song that goes like ALISON I KNOW THIS WORLD IS KILLING YOOOOUUU

  499. Neymar vs Haaland rematch after the Borussia Dortmund vs PSG UCL game

  500. WWhy Is neymar bad? But explain as succinct as yoy can please

      1. Washed up, arrogant, dressing room poison, and is only there due to sponsor demand

    2. Yeah he's the same age as Zidane in 2006 or Messi in 2022 but supposedly he's been washed for years

    3. I still believe though. People keep doubting and it's hurting his confidence.

    1. Trim. I think clean shaven is better but most people have beards and you don't want to stand out.

      1. Exactly. I hate it. Just do the Bruno hop or cunt the fucking thing.

    1. That finish is fucking nuts, through the legs, perfect bend, kisses the back post

    1. Sati stick to baseball talk because at least I can't see if you're full of shit or not

  547. Seeing Cabo Verde pouring their heart and soul to the very end, and seeing this pathetic display…

  549. When I say they should start only calling up local players. This is how we've won 5 cups

  567. You guys act like I don’t watch literally every one of Cunha’s games lol.

    1. Maybe he’s genuinely upset at the idea of this being his last workd cup. You don’t have to like the guy but not everything is an act.

      2. He started to shit talk at the keeper instead of picking the ball and going again for an equalizer.

  572. Cabo Verde, Paraguay (idgaf about the antiplay, they never feared the opponent), Colombia

    those guys play with passion for the shirt. They don't fear the adversary.

  576. My day is ruined and tomorrow is bck to work after a logn holiday

  582. I think they didnt give it to Bini because if he missed it would destroy him and Ancelotti loves him too much

  585. Haaland is completely insane

    City: 198 matches, 162 goals, 30 assists

    Dortmund: 89 matches, 86 goals, 23 assists

    Salzburg: 27 matches, 29 goals, 7 assists

    Norway: 54 matches, 62 goals, 6 assists

    Premier League: 132 matches, 112 goals, 25 assists

    Champions League: 58 matches, 57 goals, 5 assists

    Total: 368 matches, 339 goals, 66 assists

  586. Cable is unwatchable because of the government's ads. I keep saying this I know but it drives me insane how this messaging could resonate with anyone. They can't be human.

    1. I’ve been watching some of the games on like a streameast type website and the best quality stream is always a TSN one lol

  588. I'm sorry but a journalist asking Tuchel about viagra is so inappropriate

  589. Wait, did I miss Satty ranting about how gross it is that FIFA are blatantly rigging the WC for USA?

    1. HHe Said he is always right and we should grovel and no one cares and get over it. It was not a pen

      1. Satty and Trump, the true voices of righteousness and reason.

      1. I hope he personally thanks his Trump daddy for intervening for him.

  592. Well knowing how dirty this shit is being, it is clear they will rig the fuck out of the results to ensure an Argentina x Portugal final

  594. Man I’ve going to the bathroom so much recently. Must be these golden kiwis I keep eating.

    2. My kid randomly decided she only likes these ones and not the green ones the other day

      1. Shame it's now like 20 dollarydoos for 1 not including that I'd have to pay delivery

  596. Shank, thanks for displaying exactly what I’m saying. The slo mo is literally not supposed to be used unless it’s deciding a touch or going out of play. The stills and slow motion has language specifically in the rules saying they shouldn’t use it when giving out reds for possible dangerous acts.

    1. You mean thanks daddy Trumpy, his lawyers said it not me.

      Don't forget to cup the balls there brotha.

      1. Trump wasn’t involved and I know he wasn’t because he didn’t frame it like he was such a genius that he made it happen. FIFA would have a world cup in North Korea if you paid them enough, don’t give trump that much credit

          1. Brother, they did the exact same shit so that Ronaldo wouldn’t be suspended for the first 2 group stage games. FIFA is just corrupt as shit lol

        2. And trump probably paid them to call it off because he too is corrupt

      2. Trump wasn’t involved and I know he wasn’t because he didn’t frame it like he was such a genius that he made it happen. FIFA would have a world cup in North Korea if you paid them enough, don’t give trump that much credit

  597. MMy sister's Husband is gonna get drunk for the Mexico game

  598. Also, I genuinely don’t think Trump was involved. In fact, I know he wasn’t because if he was, he’d have said something like “I had a great talk with Infantino” or some shit. He would never let this happen and not immediately take credit for it. FIFA is corrupt enough without Trump getting involved.

    1. Weird that all international news teasm are reporting it then.

      1. Of course they are. They’re gonna kick rocks though because FIFA is going “You called no cards on Paraguy and we almost had to watch them play Spain, fuck off”

  600. Team USA now with the biggest asterisk in WC history. SAD!

    1. We’re not beating Spain/Portugal/France or Norway so it hardly matters.

  602. I mean, did Trump call them? Probably. I doubt money was exchanged though. Probably more just FIFA thinking about ratings tbh

    1. yeah at least when you talk about baseball I have no clue of what you're saying so I can't smell the bullshit from a hemisphere away.

      1. Ok, so Trump gave them a billion to rescind the red? The guy wouldn’t spend that money on fucking soccer, he has better things he could be using it for. Like himself or Baron’s Kalshi picks

        1. "Also, I genuinely don’t think Trump was involved. In fact, I know he wasn’t"

          Damn that was fast.

  603. I would believe more in a conspiracy involving Fox and FIFA with Trump applying pressure than I would in Trump outright bribing FIFA for a birthright citizen to play lol

  605. Yeah obviously Trump didn't pay but "bribes" can take many forms and relationships are often built on implicit exchanges. It doesn't matter either way. Also you're not cynical enough if you think the birthright citizenship thing matters.

    1. It’s obviously just one of the perks of being a FIFA Peace Prize winner

    2. There's a line in batman begins I forgot but falcone was basically saying favors can be just as important as moneys

  606. Can you imagine how many people did Epstein favours for a night on the lolita express? But it's not a straightforward bribe.

  609. Mama I'm not as conservative with pizza as I am with pasta. Brazilian pizza is the best.

    but yall not gonna ever see me put ranch or pineapple on it. Or call deep dish a pizza

    1. Again my sister's husband has put mayo on pizza. He also has put crema mixed with ranch on a pineapple pizza

    1. Like spicy (as in literal spices, not spicy like hot) buttermilk

  618. I opened the Lays and yeah these chips suck but go Mexico 🇲🇽

    2. I genuinely cannot believe I’ve seen a hickory sticks reference here lol

    2. It’s ok. I’m not fat at all either but I always like to have a good variety of chips.

  628. This was the first time since 2014 the Twins won a series at Yankee Stadium. Thats actually insane lol

    1. No it’s not. The Twins have been bad and probably haven’t played at Yankee stadium much except since inter league play started. And they've been mega ass most of those years since the Mauer/Morneau years.

  630. I tried Takis once even though they were difficult to find because they're super hyped but I didn't like them that much. They're too spicy and they had a tangy aftertaste.

  631. I tried Takis once even though they were difficult to find because they're super hyped but I didn't like them that much. They're too spicy and they had a tangy aftertaste.

    1. I like them but it’s torture trying to eat a whole bag. They’re too spicy for my white ass.

    2. They're more lemony than spicy imo. Not spicy at all to me

      1. I have a high spice tolerance, but it can’t be something I’m eating a lot of like chips. I can handle flaming hots but I get absolutely torn up by the hotter versions

        1. I shove a bunch in mah mouf hole and I'm fine. I like to sometimes lick the flavor off. Mmmm.

    3. I tried their rolled ones that were like sweet chili flavour or something. They were ok but not great.

    4. You know what I really like? Guacamole flavored chips, Takis had one that I liked.

  634. Bruh, I saw a cop fucking put his light on at the stop sign by my window and just drive through and turn it off.

  636. Especially if you drive at night. Them mfers do it CONSTANTLY.

    1. TThey Also sometimes jist like to assert their power when they're traffic cops and give people tickets for nothing

      1. They are not. They're spicier than regular takis but still not spicy to me

  640. I think I sent a message that will piss off my goth friend but I could be overthinking it. But also like the message had overthinking in it

    1. Did I ever tell you guys about the time I ate bad Oreos and had pitch black diarrhea?

  647. Rice, Saka and Bellingham were all perfect on the counter attack

  655. This is turning out exactly how I said. They simply do not have the size to deal with a team of PL players.

  663. All Satty needed to do was say his typical "I'm always right" and Mexico scores

  664. Hearing my sister's husband scream makes me not sure if if were good or bad lol

  672. Given the altitude late in the second half is when Mexico will have the biggest advantage.

    2. They’re gonna be tired too dude, they are slow as fuck compared to the front 4 of England.

    1. Was it Konsa who tried clearing it on Mexico's goal? That was bad.

    1. The way you have acted today is a parody of how one should present themselves

  677. Mexico has never won from 2 goals down in their entire history. England hasn't lost in 56 years.

  694. High altitude and low oxygen saturation so no one can think straight

  699. The commentator is saying they're guaranteed to win and can book their tickets for Miami

  704. It was the most obvious pen of all time lol. And the red was a red.

  715. Shit like this is why VAR can eat my whole ass. Absolutely ridiculous level of over reffing

    1. Don't worry we can always ask Donald to call Infantino and revert the result

  716. Missed the one because lightning struck like 1000 ft away or some shit

  741. Cross and Inshallah when they’re parking the bus with Burne and Stones and you’re about 6 inches shorter than every player is certainly a choice

      1. It’s a lot of Liga Mx players. That’s 90% of the actions in an average Liga MX game lol

    2. They were passing around and doing nothing. This game would have been 4-1 if not for the red.

  745. The Norwegians: do a viking chant after winning a game

    The English: sing fucking Wonderwall after winning a game

  750. First game I have seen I’d give Gordon more than a 6. He was actually amazing.

  751. I hate the EU English narration accent with their anti human intonation so much

  752. MMy Sister's husband is devastated but he said England played a good game

  756. Mexico tried their best, but they just simply don’t have the physical ability to keep up with England. They won zero headers and they crossed the ball 500 times. They’re never gonna win doing that.

        1. Ireland no

          Sweden? I’d rather die.

          I mean, I’m literally Native American so like I can’t root for anybody else

  760. I only really had emotional investment in this game because mama and my sister's husband

      1. SSomeone Told my nephew who got the plat and did everything in hollow knight that he's just a hollow knight larper and he was so pissed

      2. But I thought you were Mexican this whole time? You said you're from Puerto Rico?

        1. I’m really 1/4 Mexican but I don’t claim it I just say I’m Puerto Rican

  761. I would 100% be rooting for Italy if they weren’t worse than British Cuisine

    1. I was wondering why Italy didn’t qualify aren’t they a big soccer country

  762. I feel like with how satty said ranch tastes, it would he had on pizza. Sorry mama

    1. I’m really trying though this is the most I’ve ever been invested in the sport

  766. It turns out I had anime songs playing the whole time in the background of the stream. No wonder it felt like the game had a soundtrack.

  767. Because my grandma did that ancestry test, based on her being a percentage black and Japanese. That means I am partially blasian by a small percentage

  771. My nephew is crashing out playing marvel rivals again. He yelled with so much rage imma kill myself

  772. I shouldn't laugh but I do. Because he yells like WHERE IS MY HEALER WHEREBIS MY HEALER

          5. You got me thinking about time zones and stuff and I’m realizing I’ve never left my time zone ever lol I’ve only ever traveled in the east coast.

  774. My girlfriend hates having to wear her actual glasses but I think she looks cute with them.

  775. TTell Her that but in a sweet way. Not a you look hot babe way.

  777. He's yelling he can't move. He makes if sound like he broke his neck or something but he's just losing in a game

    1. There was this COD youtuber back in like the Black ops 2 days that would always yell “STUCK! I’m stuck!” Whenever he lagged

    1. Puerto Rico is technically a different time zone but not really. But I’m from Pennsylvania, been to New York, NJ, Washington DC, lived in Tampa for a little bit. Just have never gone west lol

    1. I want to go to over there at least once in my life. I really want to jack it in San Diego

    1. This MFer got a yellow card and got injured and hasn’t even played yet

    1. Yeah well I had to wake up at 6.30am for first day back at work. I’m opening store

      1. You also missed Trumpy calling Infantino and getting Balogun a free pass on the red. It's fine though, it was for reasons.

        1. Again, he called them but I doubt it was because of him. More than likely Fox said “Please don’t ruin the World Cup and our viewership over a massively controversial at best red card”

          1. You're right of course, the President called them and demanded they reverse the red card which they then decided to do, but those two points are obviously unrelated.

            FIFA just decided to go against their own rules for the first time since the card system was introduced for the lols.

            You need to lay off the drugs homie, it's time.

          2. Do you honestly think Trump knows who Balogun is or what a red card is? He definitely is not giving any of his own money or any tax money he could be stealing for himself to this lol

          3. He’s friends with that bald cunt. He just needed to call and that was it

          4. Nobody is actually friends with Trump. The Peace Prize might as well have said “We’re giving you this so you think you’re important so you don’t do something that completely fucks up the world cup”

            FIFA does not need Trump to be corrupt lol. They overturned Ronaldo’s 2 game suspension and the Portuguese FA ain’t call them for shit lol

          5. You also said earlier that you knew for a fact that Trump didn't call Infantino. That fact lasted about 5 minutes too.

          8. Yeah they did it for views and revenue, not because it was the wrong call

  793. Now they lose his squad spot. Genuinely they could have brought him as a coach and had a hall and Trent

  794. I’m not trying to be mean, but so many of the Mexican players are so fucking tiny compared to Jude who is like a barely above average height man. This is always gonna hold Mexico back in international play. When your Keeper is getting towered over by a 6’0 guy you’re in big trouble.

    1. I’m watching the goals now. How did they lose this mofo twice in the span of a minute

      1. Because 75% of their team plays in Liga MX. IDK if you’ve watched an average Liga MX game, but it’s 80% crossing out of play and 20% people falling over and starting fights

    1. My favorites are out. I don’t care. France is going to win it but I’m now team Norway I guess

  797. HHarby I know you already got bad news because tge world cup but about to make your day worse. Sheamus is leaving wwe

  799. Also that Quansah red is really unlucky. He rolls over the ball and suddenly the tackle is way higher and more dangerous than he intended

      1. Yeah that’s stupid and not a foul. You don’t fall from that contact

        1. Also, what is he supposed to do? I get if somebody is already challenging for the ball and you stick your foot up, ok. But is he not allowed to kick the ball while the guy jumps across his body? If that’s a pen then every PL team needs to start waiting for players to clear the ball and just jumping across them into their follow through

  803. Nah didn’t watch it but that was an all timer of a performance from Jude. He looked to be absolutely everywhere

  807. He should go to the dub and have hot bangers with Speedball and FTR

  817. You're thinking of the 00s one. I'm talking about the cronenberg one

  822. I even said 96. Stain was right. Satty needs to lay off the drugs

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