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  1. I will literally fist fight anybody arguing with me Maguire isn’t better than either of these CB’s. ALSO DJED SPENCE FUCKING SUCKS

      1. Spence is a Tottenham player so that’s all you need to know.

        Chalabah might legit be the worst CB on a team full of absolutely dogshit CB’s

  13. Gudas to the Panthers. Is their strategy just to goon the other team to death?

  14. This dumb fuck actually brought Djed Spence to a world cup. Arrogant fucking cunt.

  15. the king of England will strip Wan-Bissaka of his English nationality. Watch it

  16. The theory that whatever country Pep coaches in becomes shit because of his tactics infecting the best NT players has yet to be proven wrong

  17. This dude had so many fucking players he could have taken and he is starting fucking Madueke lmao

    1. in almost every FM save of mine he naturalizes Jamaican or Kenyan because he knows he won't get called up

  22. This england team is incredibly, unbelievably mid for how hyped they are. There’s no way this is the best team they could have brought. Tuchel is a fucking moron

  23. There’s not one fucking CB pairing better than Konsa/Guehi? Like hello? Am I stupid.

  26. Madueke is so fucking bad dude lmao. This team was purposefully handicapped by this dumb fuck team selection. Tuchel gonna get sent back to Nuremberg instead of Berlin after this World cup.

  28. Wan Bissaka is being like "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"

  35. O’ Reilly fucking sucks ass. These fullbacks are getting absolutely put on toast by these wingers while Lewis Hall and TAA sit at home

  38. They have a fucking 400+ million dollar (supposedly) midfield and not one of them has gotten on the ball once this half

  45. I’ve not sen anything from Elliot Anderson that proves he’s a 40 million dollar player let alone goddamn fucking 130 mil

  49. there are so many mediocre keepers who play well for their national teams

  51. If Tuchel doesn’t rip Anderson off for Mainoo at half I know he’s just being an arrogant cunt. Kobie is 10x the player Anderson is

    1. I’m not sitting here watching the games, I’m doing other things and mostly listening. I need to have the english audio so I know what the fuck is going on

  55. England has never won a world cup match when trailing at half time???

  62. What is this magical “system” where they had to bring O’Reilly instead of Lewis Hall?

  63. the congolese don't even bother marking Madueke. They know he ain't no threat

  66. Gibbs White is a better player than fucking Madueke. Give me a fucking break with this bullshit. I said it immediately Tuchel fucked up the squad bad

    1. They didn't bring him? I thought he was the one taking their corners

  68. Oh sorry, we had to bring Spence because Trent would be getting cooked defensively… Wait a second!

    1. Konsa should have been left on the fucking couch. He is dogshit and the worst possible partner for Guehi lol

  76. England play like every PL team now. Pass around the box until they win a corner. Try to score jammy corner routine. It’s sSO. FUCKING. BORINGGGG

  77. Even if England win, they’re gonna get absokutely skullfucked by Supreme Leader Mbappe

  80. Inevitable. He is just so fucking good at finding space in the box.

  83. Bongonda sounds like the name a racist would make up for an African lol.

  84. They managed to find one sort of cute British girl in the crowd

    1. I hate how I know who you're referring to because I thought the same thing and now I see this

  85. Bruh, they really left TAA at home and are playing Rice at Right back. You have gotta be fucking me lmao

      1. Half these fucking Mexican players play in Liga MX. most of Congo has PL experience.

  96. I was just thinking Congo can't cross for shit and teams like Paraguay can't maintain possession because they can't control the ball? Morocco took on Dutch players and won because they were all trained in Europe? They're still smaller. I dont know.

  101. The World cup is not about who has the best manager or system or some chemistry bullshit. It’s about who has the best players and whose best players show up.

    England didn’t win this game because of a system, or Tuchel, they won because Kane is the best player on practically every pitch.

  102. next one is Belgium x Senegal?

    now there's a match I have zero interest

  103. Those girls just want a viking warlord to run a train on them because they’re bored, let’s be real.

  104. Have you ever seen a movie that's so good you immediately have to rewatch it with someone else?

    1. That was me with Cure when I watched it first.

      But nobody wanted to watch it with me

      1. This wasn’t supposed to be a bit but it is unintentionally funny lol

      2. I felt the same way and that's why I watched it with Seth a few years later because no one else knew what it was. But aside from that Red Rooms and Maborosi were two "recent" watches that had the same effect.

  105. Back in the day the only place to watch Cure was actually YouTube which had the entire movie in good quality and no one cared. It wasn't available on any piracy site and I don't know when they finally took it down.

  107. Man I had a truly rough conversation with my employee under the PIP today 😬

  108. I'I'm gonna have to like write an essay tonight so I can remember what we talked about for when the PIP ends next week. She's probably gone

    1. If Courtois doesn’t tip that he probably scores. But whatever.

  111. England is gonna get absolutely skull fucked by Supreme Leader Mbappe if they make it past Mexico.

      1. Kane will carry them. No way they lose to post skull fracture Jimenez

        1. skull fractured Jimenez already scored a header in this world cup, don't think with logic

        2. Yeah, Mexico will just experience what they always do and why they’ve never been a true powerhouse. They’ll get physically dominated by a big European team that is too strong for them and they aren’t faster than

  114. This Belgium kit looks like you tried to make tye dye and fucked it up and gave up half way through

    1. Leo, 90% of their squad plays for fucking Guadalajara FC and fucking Dynamo Kiev. They’re not world beaters

        1. I’m not trying to hate I’m just being real. I mean, I hope they win tbh.

          1. there are three Paraguayans, out of 26, playing in Europe. One of them plays for Portsmouth. They still beat Germany.

          2. Yeah but Germany never looked good besides beating up on Curacao. England topped a vastly harder group

  122. The fact the seams cut off the stupid balloons makes it even more gross

      1. I thought them paying 70M on our very irregular defender was already dumb enough.

        I was wrong

        1. Bruh, they spent more money on Matteaus Fernandez and Van Hecke than we did on Sesko/Lammens/Mbeumo and Cunha lol

          1. with the money we got from Van Hecke, we literally (and I do mean literally) bought three centre backs in return

            some Austrian, Struijk from Leeds, and Vuskovic from actually Tottenham

    2. Seriously, 185 million for somebody whose advanced stats are fucking atrocious?

  127. These fees are so inflated that fucking Olise might be worth the entire GDP of Europe.

  128. Like legitimately if Bayern asked 400 milloon for Olise can anybody argue he’s not worth that given that fucking Mateus Fernandez is worth 85?

      1. someone wanting to work with De Zerbi is either mentally handicapped or has raped someone in the past.

    2. If Timo fucking Werner helped our broke ass lives then surely this guy will

        1. I was more making a joke that we were so bad Timo Werner is our best player

    1. Owner found it under the couch after “having a dream they almost got relegated”

  136. You know who has massively better stats than Tonali? Sangare. Who nobody seem to want but would be half the cost of these players. We should have asked Al-Hilal for 1 billion for Bruno at this rate

  137. If USA beats Bosnia they’re getting buttfucked by this Senegal

    2. And more so happy that Trump hasn’t fucked this up completely

    3. USA bout to play the one country whose people don't fear a bunch of lunatics wielding guns

  138. The supreme court voted the ban on birthright citizenship unconstitutional and conservatives are melting down. But tbh, if they wanna deport me to Sweden or Ireland or Italy, they can. Fuck it

  139. Bro that Tonali wage is more than anyone has ever earned for us bar Salah and Virgil but they are once in a lifetime players

      1. I got offered mid season in my last FM save to go to Tottenham and I have never mashed the decline button faster in my life.

  141. Jesus guys, I was just making fun of the absurdity of it all. I don’t actually think I’m the person most at risk

    2. IIf microsoft weren't in unrecoverable turmoil they'd have the chance to do the funniest thing

      1. The funny thing is it’s not even unrecoverable like just fucking make games?

        1. It is for their platform because there's just no reason to buy when they keep saying they'll do 3rd party

      2. That type of stuff is actually dead, all these companies just do that same shit now.

        1. YYeah It sucks. If I didn't have a lot of shit going on right now I'd probably be a lot more mad about it

  145. Bro Mané created an easy goal for you and youn can’t even get on target

  147. wait… we paid 28 million euros on an 18 year old from the Swedish league?

    1. fucking hell, did they do this when I was contracting Las Plagas in Madrid?

  148. Ridiculously sexy first touch and amazing finish off balance

          1. nah he'll find a random defensive midfielder from Gronigen to call up as right back instead

  153. if I were Karma I'd go watch Lewa in the flesh now that they live in the same city

        1. He sure was, but the Lewa in 2008 was pretty cool. Other than the fact that he was made out of those brittle lime green joints that would always break

  163. Extra time is not good for my sleep pattern. Pls score again

  164. Extra time is not good for my sleep pattern. Pls score again

    1. You poor thing. Would you like to borrow my helly hansen winter jacket and scarf and leather gloves with wool interior?

  176. Senegal should have won. They have subbed all the leaders and the spine of the team off now due to fatigue. I feel like Belgium will win this now

  178. You can progress. Their star striker has unc status now. But they have this insane young 18 year old talent

  183. Would not shock me if England get knocked out though. They are completely toothless bar for Ser Harold the Forehead

    1. Awful awful shot. It looked like he decided to change to his stronger foot at the last second. Idiot

  186. you have a lot of chances of beating them. And that would be DELIGHTFUL

    1. It would be. It would also be hilarious if Tuchel wins the whole thing being a German coach and on his first try. It would be a death blow to all the useless englisy coaches

      1. do you have any idea how much these English players would start being worth if they won the world cup

        1. We found old USSR skis from our summer cottage when we were clearing out garbage from the storage

          2. I mean it’s been in my family for a few generations. They looked too high quality to be made in Soviet union. Probably ukraine.

        2. We found old USSR skis from our summer cottage when we were clearing out garbage from the storage

  214. That was cruel they placed Lukaku there just to get Senegals hopes up

  223. Yeah Senegal only has shite on the pitch now. They’re not scoring. This is slow and predictable

  224. They should've just aimed for someone's hand and tried to get a pen

  233. Why would you leave the final chance to score to a Spurs man

  235. Such a bad trade for Boston. What is everybody’s obsession with picks when 99% of players drafted nevee become shit in the NBA?

      1. This is like Liverpool selling Prime VVD to Tottenham for IDK fucking Danso

  236. Like genuinely this is a generationally bad trade. This is almost as bad as the Luka deal but it won’t get called out because it isn’t as funny

  237. How the actual fuck did Walker Kessler get more value than Brown in a trade lmao

    1. Well there are no draft picks in soccer but it’s basically selling a top 10ish player in the league for shit

  243. Fuck man this is comedy I’m actually cry laughing at all the reactions

  244. can't wait for the chant

    "its called soccer 👏👏👏👏👏 its called soccer 👏👏👏👏👏"

  245. Shams: My understanding is that Jaylen Brown never asked for a trade

    James Cameron I start to see things I recognize .jpeg

  246. Genuinely so excited. Might be the biggest game in World Cup history for the USA. Come on Christian and Florian. Stunt on these hoes.

  247. Brother, this is the first time we’ve ever won our group at the world cup. Get off your “My country has 5 world cups” high horse and see things from my perspective.

    1. but you've reached the quarter finals in 2002 and even beat your archrivals in the round of 16, and had Donovan named young player of the tournament…

  248. II'm Gonna work but wanted to stop by and say I'm finally doing better. Been back on my meds and my nausea is almost gone and my head has been clearer and better. I missed you all. Have a good rest of your day

    1. That should have been a yellow. Absolutely no attempt to play the ball

  260. I just saw a crow fly by with an in and out wrapper in his mouth lmao

          1. We will lose because we're bad at least, not because in every sport ever created everything is rigged against me personally.

          3. Studs into the back of the leg when the ball is above waist height. Yeah never been a red for that, sure.

    1. Calling this dumb fuck who can’t even speak proper english a cow is too nice

  273. This bosnia team is fucking dogshit on a platter and they’re giving this game to them.

  275. I haven't seen usa been this invested in a FIFA game in a looong time.

  286. HARBY ROADS
    TAKE ME HOMMMMMME
    WEST VIRGINIA
    TAKE ME HOME, HARBBBBYYYY ROADS

  288. I guess intent doesn’t matter any more. Not a single person online thinks it was a red but I guess the ref and Harby and Shank are rigt and nobody else is. Including the ref that didn’t even call it as a yellow on field. But VAR is so good I guess they got it right. Whatever.

  289. Apocalypse is a fool he said he needed to attack the XMen at their weakest and he didn’t go the the era when Disney put them in the back burner and tried to make Inhumans a thing….

  290. I still think Hasan is doing all this is to get laid and doesn't really care about the cause.

    1. My man, he’s rich and broadly attractive ((in shape). He don’t gotta do all that to get laid lol.

  292. Saw a pic of a 1 year old Gazan baby with half her head blown off and it broke me real hard. Especially since my youngest niece is the same age as her and they wear similar clothing

    1. I’ve seen some fucked up shit on the internet but I’m glad I’ve never seen a dead baby, that shit would fuck me up.

      1. This is a perfect example of referring the result and not the context. There’s no intent or force in Balogun’s red. He’s off balance fighting for the ball, his foot does catch him high, but he’s not attempting a tackle. It’s completely accidental contact because his foot has to go somewhere. It’s a yellow and move on. But the ref fucking sucked.

        1. Ok cool, so if a striker is off-balance and misses the ball but headbutts the keeper in the face by accident then that's fine too yeah?

          Or accidental hand-ball in the box, also cool because they didn't mean it right?

          1. Yeah. Have you fucking EVER seen a red given for somebody missing a header and colliding with somebody? No. The literal letter of the rule is “violent or excessive/unnecessary contact” there’s nothing violent or excessive in Balogun's red.

            He’s not putting in a challenge. He’s just jockeying for position and accidentally steps on his ankle. Now, an accident can and usually is a red, but there’s not excessive force. He didn’t go out of his way to put in a high challenge. It’s incidental contact that isn’t even violent. It’s a yellow all day.

          2. You should seriously join a circus bro, the amount of contortions you can do to try and twist the narratives is insane.

            Studs up is automatically considered to be a risk of damage to the other player unless the foot is on the ground. His foot is clearly not on the ground, it is on the other players calf. I really do wonder if you ever even watch this sport or whether you just look at the stats. Between this and not even knowing the offside rules it really isn't clear.

          3. But again, you can accidentally step on somebody and it not be a foul. Plenty of players go over, don’t get a foul and get stepped on and it’s not a red. There has to be intent and excessive force.

            Again, is the force excessive? No. It’s not a slide tackle where he catches him high. It’s not a high boot. There’s no intent. He’s getting undercut by a big Bosnian dude, slips a little jockeying for position and his foot accidentally grazes the dude’s leg. If you took out the ankle injury (Bosnian guy was some how cured by a gypsy I guess) it’s barely even a card let alone a red.

          4. He doesn't need to stomp on the guy's leg at all of course the force is excessive.

            "Accidentally grazes the guys leg" lol

          5. Excessive force is running full speed into a tackle and missing the ball and breaking the guy’s leg. Excessive force is not “I’m looking at the ball and you stepped where I was stepping”

          7. Are you arguing with me just to waste my time? Even one of the best PL refs ever on commentary said it’s not a red. So what are you trying to prove here

          8. It just irritates me when you pretend to know what you're talking about but are just talking out of your ass. It happens a lot. Like this focusing on excessive force, as if it's relevant. The rule is "A tackle or challenge that endangers the safety of an opponent or uses excessive force or brutality must be sanctioned as serious foul play." Can you see the word or in there?

          10. See what I mean? Legitimately delusional. What the fuck does accidental have to do with endangering safety?

          11. Reffing the result instead of the context like I said. Two players going up and clashing heads is never given as a red because you’re not endangering somebody going for the ball. That’s just normal play you have the right to. Nothing about what Balogun did was dangerous or violent.

          12. If you honestly believe that stamping on someones achilles with studded boots is not dangerous. whether it's deliberate or not, then you are actually retarded homie. But you don't, you're just once again contorting yourself into a position where you could blow yourself just to try and justify your whining.

          13. It is dangerous but it’s a fucking contact sport. If what Balogun did is deemed dangerous or excessive contact, then every single fucking time somebody gets elbowed going up for a header needs to be an auto red.

          14. "It is dangerous" ok good now you're getting there. Now you just need to read the rules and you might finally understand.

          15. It’s dangerous but so is the Keeper jumping out on top of people to claim a ball. No reds ever fucking given for that. Like I said, context and intent also matters.

          16. Actually a red was given for that, just today in fact. Not sure if you noticed?

          17. And yes I have seen a keeper get headbutted in the face and the striker carded for it.

  294. If you don’t think I know what I’m talking about, surely you can take Henry and Zlatan’s word for it. Both said it’s never a red. So…

      1. Don't bother bro it was rigged anyway.

        Oh and we're not counting own goals anymore either, they're just like, refereeing the result not the intent.

  295. Just because Tottenham are fucking dumb fucks spending 100 million on Tonali doesn’t mean everybody who has a pulse should be that price. Yoj wonder why this league is fucking horse shit now, Because these teams are buying players worth 30 million for 130

  298. God the theme feels so homey. I miss the peak GOT times when every week felt like a special event when that theme kicked in

  299. Sati his entire leg bends in a way legs are not supposed to. That is a stonewall red card

  301. Arguing that Messi should have been a red card (which it was) doesn’t make this any less of a red

    1. Yah, fucking up Messi's call doesn't mean they have to fuck up every other one afterwards too.

  302. Also, there’s video of the Bosnian player covering his mouth talking to Balogun but no bitch ass fucking red for that. Rigged fucking bullshit.

      1. Why would they want to rig it against the hosts? The charge has always been that they rig it for the hosts.

        1. I don’t think this game was necessarily rigged, I think the ref is just retarded.

          1. That means they're rigging games but they wouldn't intervene to get it rigged for the hosts against Bosnia

  303. Also, harby didn't even watch the fucking match where Bosnia were getting away with every fucking yellow card over and over but we gotta over ref somebody accidentally stepping on an ankle. The head of the fucking refereeing comission didn’t think it was a red but Harby thinks it’s a stonewall red so clearly he knows more than the head fucking official who makes the rules.

  305. if they still play as "stop everything you're doing and pass it to the old man" they are getting battered

  307. Also, it wasn't INTENTIONAL, but it's considered a red card infringement.

    And why would they rig it against the yanks in favor of goddamn Bosnia. If anything they always rig it in FAVOR of the hosts.

    1. There’s zero intent or force in it. He’s not stepping on his ankle making a challenge. Nothing about it meets the criteria of a red card other than looking at the still frame of the Bosnian guy’s ankle getting bent which, yeah, that sucks but it’s not an auto red. If that’s a red, every time somebody swings their arm trying to hold a guy off and hits him in the head because he’s shorter is a red.

      Again, somebody who has reffed a world cup finals and multiple european finals and is jn charge of teaching the fucking FIFA officials says it doesn’t meet the criteria of a red, but everyone seems to think they know right. I mean, come the fuck on, if Soccercirclejerk isn’t even memeing about it, shit is bad. Those dumb fucks spent 2 weeks posting different versions of the Gabriel penalty miss.

  308. And for everybody who is gonna say “but he stepped on his ankle, that’s excessive force”

    No it isn’t. Stepping down to balance yourself and accidentally catching somebody is not excessive force. There’s zero intent to make a challenge. He is off balance because the guy undercuts him, he puts his foot down so he doesn’t fall over and he caught his ankle. It’s a yellow and move on.

  309. Again, the Bosnian guy who looks like he’d be a goon in a Guy Ritchie movie seemed pretty damn fine after the VAR check. Even had time to cover his mouth and not get red carded. Absolute unit.

  310. Now, if he was sliding in and went over the ball and spiked somebody, sure. That’s actually a red even though it’s accidental. Balogun got undercut by the guy, what’s he supposed to do, fall over?

  311. Anyway, I’m interested to see how Hjulmund does at Athleti. He is a player I’ve been hoping that united might go to for a cheapish squad player. He’s an absolute stats monster like Ederson.

  313. The fuck you're worried, you're playing this garbageculous Belgium next round

          1. He’s good but he’s nowhere near as quick and intelligent as Balogun. I don’t honestly think it’s doomsday without Balogun though. This Belgium team is extremely meh.

          2. Of course he isn't better, or else he wouldn't be his sub. But against Belgium, with home advantage? Pff

    2. You have the actual luxury of having a PSV star and a Premier League striker to replace him against a shit team

  314. Also, last time I’m commenting about this but look up the video of the Bosnian guy plowing into Adams from behind and pushing him on the ground off the ball. By the logic of “excessive force” that should also be an automatic red yet wasn’t even seen. And this is why I think the call is bullshit. If you’re giving that a red, every time I see a high challenge it better be a fucking auto red no VAR needed for the rest of the tournament.

  315. Unless we start Weah and out Pulisic up top which probably wouldn’t Work anyway

  316. I'd be worried if I were English, not you

    Dealing with a packed Azteca, a 7500ft altitude and the existence of Djed Spence is a lot more worrisome than one match with no Balogun

        1. I hope they are I have Spain in the final after beating France in the Semis

      1. This is only if they can't find outside investors or a buyer though. It doesn't make sense because they only made unpopular games because they were explicitly told to but whatever.

    2. Man this is the shittiest week for gaming in awhile lol. Just as fake E3 gave me some hope

  320. Although I’ma be real, Obsidian hasn’t been the same for a while. Their last truly great game was New Vegas. Obsidian has been getting by on “Um, acksully, we’re the team behind all the best CRPGs” facade. The people who made and more importantly wrote those old CRPGs left Obsidian around the time of New Vegas being done.

    1. Yeah that can be said for a lot of these older studios, the talent that made them what they were are long gone. You ain’t getting another KOTOR 2 or New Vegas from them these days.

      1. Retro Studios. People are excited when they take over development but Metroid Prime 4 ends up bland.

  323. Literally out me in charge of this shit it’d be fixed in an hour.

  325. I have no idea how anyone looked at Avowed and thought it would do well

  326. Even if it's a decent game underneath it's just so ugly it's unplayable

  329. I mean Pentiment was good but it was hard carried by presentation. It’s still a 7/10, but that’s probably the best game they’ve made in a long time.

  330. I finally found a Curaçao, Haiti and Uzb kits

    now I am only missing Jordan, Turkey, England, Croatia and Saudi

    1. If it means I don’t have to see as many podz minutes as the primary ball handeler, then they can straight up have a reality show about them falling in love Coco Loves Ice T style for all I care.

    2. If it means I don’t have to see as many podz minutes as the primary ball handeler, then they can straight up have a reality show about them falling in love Coco Loves Ice T style for all I care.

    1. Only if you look at the outcome and not what actually happened. Again, it’s a completely normal football play. The guy undercuts him, he tries to out his foot down to you know, not fall over from the Bosnian Guy Ritchie reject goon undercutting him, he’s looking at the ball and because his foot has to go somewhere so he doesn’t fall over, it lands on the Bosnian guy’s ankle.

      If you look at the still, yeah, it looks like a pretty obvious red. But there’s no intent to make a challenge. If he went in for a slide tackle and got him high by going over the ball, yeah, that’s a total accident but it’s a red card because the intent is to challenge meaning he’s responsible for his actions potentially endangering the opposition. there’s zero fucking force to it, he’s trying not to get toppled over by Bosnian Frankenstein and he lands on his foot. If that’s a red card, then every skngle tkme somebody clashes heads going up for a 50/50 i better see a fucking red. If somebody steps on another player on the ground going for the ball, I better see fucking red. If a player kicks through the ball and taps somebody with their studs, it better be an auto red. It's quite literally the same fucking thing. None of these are given as red because you have to be allowed to play the fucking sport.

      1. Again, the guy magically healed in time to not get a red for covering his mouth, so obviously there couldn’t have been much force if his ankle fucking folded and he stood up again after 30 seconds.

  334. Leo, do you even want a Saudi Kit? I can’t imagine walking around in a Saudi Arabia kit lol

      1. You already know by now, I want kits from all countries in the world. And also in the world cup

    1. Bruh, I’ma just play emulated games forever. There’s been like maybe 6 games at most this gen i care about and one of them is a SH 2 remake

  336. The head teacher of the referring commission said it shouldn’t have been a red but I guess he’s just as delusional as I am.

  337. If you watch the fucking video, the fucking John Wick reject goon cunt actually fouls Balogun first but I guess because he didn’t flop like a La Liga loser he deserves a red when his foot lands on his ankle. But don’t show harby or anybody the play where Musimic just slams Adams to the ground after he passes the ball late and doesn’t even get carded. By their own logic, that should be an immediate lifetime ban from all Fifa competitions.

        1. It has nothing to do with ethnicity. Their players all just look like body guards in a John Wick movie

      2. Don’t act like if Vini got a red for that shit like you wouldn’t be upset even if you won.

  338. It needs to be printed in fucking law that after you buy a game you own it forever. If that happens I can accept this bs. But they can cut your access to your own property when ever they fucking want now. Fuck Sony

      1. It depends. Forza Horizon 5 for example is going to be unplayable soon if you don't already own it or buy a physical copy. Horizon 4, 3 etc are already gone.

    2. I just want a peripheral disk drive so I can at least play my physical 4 and 5 games tbh. I don't care about the go forward games, I care about the classics

        1. WWhat Happens with the inevitable controller drift? Pay even more of an arm and a leg because they're out of production just so you can continue to play?

        1. Agreed I think they will, but the fact that we're 2 years out and there's those unknowns, it's kind concerning

  339. It's both funny and cool how Catholic hospitals place comically large crosses on their roofs. Feels anachronistic. Regular hospitals are too sterile.

    1. The hospital my grandpa goes to used to be a Catholic hospital in the 30’s and they have pictures up and it legit looks like a fucking Ghost music video. Shit is ungodly creepy, just a nun sitting next to somebody in an iron lung.

      1. Also I have this thing where I usually overlook "easy kits" in favor of rare ones. Like, I don't own a single Barcelona kit.

        2. Me neither. Except that iconic unicef messi one in kids size when I was a kid

    1. MMicrosoft Could have done the funniest thing if they weren't actively shitting themselves

      1. At this point it doesn’t matter. The industry is gonna crash again. The way things are being made is completely unsustainable.

  342. It has nothing to do with ethnicity their players all just look like extras from the movie Zulu

    1. The only long sleeves I own are a Bayern Neuer one, and a random Montenegrin club

  345. Like just look at State of Decay. That game was announced before it even started getting worked on. Is that not fucking insane? Like what is the point? How can 40+ people work on something for 8 years with nothing to show for it and still have the game being funded? Did Phil Spencer check on the developers like Creed checked on the paper in that one episode where there’s a watermark?

      1. What I really wanted was a Welbeck kit but good fucking luck finding one here

      1. It doesn't and the platform is dependent on companies like MS who can't do anything right

    2. Yeah unavoidable that PC is insanely expensive now, also since it's an open system a lot more can go wrong with performance

      1. Though you can tinker a lot more with it. I thought Black Flag Resynced would be a mess but Ubi did do some good optimization

        1. I fucking hate doing that lol that's exactly why I probably will never be fully PC

          3. Often still shits itself in my experience, but it's definitely better than it's been. Like I don't think I've had a work experience than attempting to get Witcher 2 working semi- properly

          6. Witcher 2 to be fair runs like complete janky fucking ass on Xbox too lmao

          7. Nah man you don't understand, it was actually not playable. Like 2 fps and the audio was completely fucked

  349. My one employee that I had a not so good conversation with still hasn't logged on 😶

      1. Nike kits in general tend to look like they found an ai template on Etsy and went with it

  352. YYeah But I don't have to constantly open and close the game to attempt to get more than 2 frames a second

  353. Also Sati, it pains to say, but Saudi kits usually slap

    and green is my favorite color

    1. I mean, honestly, if you just want to collect who cares. It’s not like you’re actually giving 300 billion to Saudi like a certain Mango.

  354. I don't actually use my consoles though and almost exclusively play on PC but that's because I don't like the controllers. The only game I played on PS this year was Pragmata.

    But I don't like my PC either because mine gets way too hot.

  355. I really don't like Nintendo or the Switch 2. It's not even a good handheld.

    2. It's switch 1 but better and that's all I asked for tbh. It's kinda like going from a PS4 to 5. I don't really care that it doesn't have many exclusives, it plays my Switch 1 games marginally better and my joycons aren't fucked yet

      2. It's significantly heavier than the Switch 1 though and that was already heavy. It's hard to use.

      3. I really miss 3ds like handhelds where it was just as portable as a cellphone.

        1. I have big hands so I am so fucking glad the days of stabbing my hand with the corner of the 3DS to play MH4 U are over.

  357. Actually I still haven't told you guys what I need to speak out of me heart even though it's like 2 months already lol.

  358. AC Shadows is okay but it makes me mad because it had so much poten

    1. It's just too little too late tbh. Now every game is doing Feudal Japan and it's tired

  359. Playing Donkey Kong 64 again made me realise how underrated and ahead of its time that mastapiece is

  360. Sea of Thieves is fun with friends, but it's also pretty barebones

    1. Same. I really need to just confirm for myself if the combat is any good or if they made it shit

      1. They made it more streamlined. It's a bit Soulsy but you can also get by just mashing RB

        1. I need to know if it actually feels good to play tho. They've been very bad with that since Origins

          1. The parkour is good, the combat is easy, and ship stuff is untouched. The game didn't feel THAT mechanically different tbh

          3. Glad the ship stuff is untouched, that was my other concern

          4. AC combat was always clunky, though I do like Origins' traversal even if park our is simplified.

          6. Yeah it was, but it to some extent felt good to play. I think that totally stopped with Orgins. 3/4/Rogue's combat honestly aren't set up especially well, but they felt fun to play

  365. I’m not even sure looking back how anybody defended the Xbox one. Me getting flamed for saying that the Wii-U had a better library was peak 2016 DP

    1. I guess I could’ve been considered an Xbox fanboy back then, although I don’t really remember having any crazy takes.

  366. As one of the few people who enjoyed AC modern day, they really shouldn't remove it entirely. Like there is actually a clever way to include a modern day for remakes (since they're likely gonna remake Altair and Ezio)

    1. I genuinely hope they’ve murdered and buried whoever came up with the fucking grindy ass dogshit modern AC gameplay 10 feet under so his zombie corpse can’t dig out and ingest better functioning brains.

  368. The whole zombie bit is a fucking fantastic joke. I waste so much material on you guys for zero fucking fanfare.

      1. I’m being sarcastic anyway. I don’t actually care that I’m not getting updoots lol

  369. It's actually insane how they believed they could get to 100 million subscribers in a few years by leveraging the cloud. They thought 30 to 40 million PC gamers would subscribe to GamePass. Their sub counts were also insanely inflated due to Gold conversion and the recent sharp decline is probably due to gold conversion subs expiring rather than the price hike itself. I've been subbed to GamePass since 2017 and it finally ended in June.

    1. Yep, I think you me and Karma are really the only people who saw the forest for the trees with gamepass. It was never ever going to be what they expected. Especially with how easy it was to get cheap gamepass. Most of those numbers were always hyper inflated

    2. Same company that wanted 30% profit margin on all their games despite being on game pass lmao

      1. YYeah Especially considering a lot of people still have inconsistent internet

        1. Hell, half the world still has facebook as their only internet lol

  371. I bet you there’s not even 32 million people who even understand what the fuck the cloud is let alone that you can game on it

  372. Also I don't understand why they wouldn't hedge their bets. Phil Spencer let all their studios make games with limited appeal because the dev costs would be covered by recurrent subscription revenue so it doesn't matter if they don't sell. But what were they planning to do if that didn't happen?

  373. TTbh If the only option for "consoles" is cloud, that's when I'd be PC only. I've been scarred by my shitty internet as a kid, I will never be able to tolerate that

  376. Just sucks man. Everywhere you look in the industry its shit. People getting laid off every week. 20 live service games that come and get shut down within 2 months. $80 games. Console and sub prices keep going up. Xbox killing all their studios. Sony giving up on physical games. Take me back to 2013 man

    1. Remember the days of arguing over 1080p vs 720p? I miss those days

      1. I don’t. It was just fucking retarded back then as it is now. If you told 100 people to find the difference between 900p and 1080p blind, I guarantee that at least 95% wouldn’t be able to guess.

        1. I'd take these dumbass arguments over staring into the death of gaming

  377. Come on man, nothing for that banger fake Trump tweet? There was even a banger Mike Pence deep pull. Man you guys don’t respond to shit.

  378. There should be no situation where a team that came second in the group should be playing a team that came 1st in the group in the round of 32 when you have 8 3rd place shitters in the bracket.

  379. We inquired about Nmecha and Dortmund want 125 million. Genuinely fucking fuck off with this market. Legit would rather punt a season with no midfield than pay this much for some fucking retard Bundesliga players

  380. Literally anybody who can kick a ball is worth 85+ million. It’s fucking unbleievable.

    1. They played themselves because Anderson isn’t worth 40 million let alone 100 million more than that

  382. I would rather have gone for Hjulmund for 40 million than ever entertain the idea of spending 125 million on a guy that just lost to fucking Paraguay. Fucking get a grip Dortmund you cucks

  383. So many people want us to break the bank for mid ass players because “that’s the market” fuck that. You would have to tell me to play Russian Roulette with a fully chambered revolver to get me to say that’s a good deal. His football ref page is redder than a fucking small town in Mississippi that still has sundowning laws.

    1. Does it actually affect the team when your owners waste their money? Liverpool and City spent hundreds of millions with nebulous results and it doesn't seem to matter.

      1. Yes. Because as much as people like harby want to say “It’s not my money” it’s a stupid way to look at it.

        Yeah, spending 75 million on Antony wasn’t my money, but it wasn’t any less a waste of resources that caused us to have to spend 55 million on Mbuemo while he runs down his contract on loan because he’s a midtable player on 200k a week.

  384. I’d rather take a risk on somebody like Sangaré or Hjulmund or Edderson for half the price of Tonali. They’re all advanced stats monsters that have a decent chance of being good in the PL.

  386. Like Spiffy, why the fuck you think Spurs were as bad as they were last year? Because they buy dogshit players over and over and over. They spent as much money on Danso + Xavi Simmons as we spent on mazraoi, Mbeumo and Bruno combined. Who would you rather have, the all time single season assist record or a guy who single handedly almost lost them about 9 points?

  388. This sport gotta get on top of this fouling the keeper shit. It’s a fucking blight on the sport.

  389. Imagine if Oyarzabal didn't spend his entire career on a shit team with no support. 21 G/A in his last 14 games with Spain.

  390. NNo more gym for a week thanks to the holiday and having to be in office for the new guy. I am going to die on wednesday as a result lol

  391. It’s France, Argentina. Spain and 50 pounds of shit in this World Cup. Oyarzabal, man. What a class player he is.

  392. Even if he just went to like Villa he’d be respected and talked about more.

  393. Silent Hill 2 was great just finished it. Definitely gonna be replaying it.

    1. I think 1 more replay and I can plat the game. It's a nice one to go back through

  394. Imagine if the Spanish coach took Cesar Tarrega instead of Cucurella because of his “system”

    Bring your fucking best players dumb ass.

  404. Im sorry Frank asking Remedy for an award reminded me of this gooner super fan who was given an award

  406. Ok good, no one should have to suffer through unsped up early trails lol. In which case, nice!

  407. McDonalds are also gentrified as fuck these days. Why do I need fancy wood paneling or a cafe area and shit in a McDonalds?

  408. Arent they hard shell by default? I thought soft shell was rare. It can fall out of the shell if youre not careful.

    2. Hardshell tacos are for people who think sour cream counts as “foreign food”

    3. Hard shell is the worst way to eat them and honestly it's not that common either

  410. LLike If you're getting hard shell, just get loaded up nachos instead, it's the same thing and you throw out any illusions that it wasn't gonna be a mess

  411. I gotta get ready for work but my sister's husband found an ice cream that tastes like corn and it's shaped like corn. He said it just needed some mayo

    1. MMyy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    2. Tell him to stop putting Mayo on things that are already fucking also whipped egg whites I’m gknna crash out.

      2. Erm ackshyually there’s different types of ice creams I think what you’re describing is a custard 🤓

    1. No. I learned from Taco Bell commercials and the taco products at the exotic foods aisle in the grocery store.

  416. @disqus_mlStSRKA4x:disqus Have you ever been to the concrete beach from the concrete beach meme?

    1. Never been to a chicago beach tbh, if we go to the beach we always just go to the indiana dunes

    1. Every mall/shopping center has luxury stores like that but theyre almost always empty

  420. OOh my employee did not log on all day, this monday is going to be exciting lol. I'm going to just ignore that and get fucked up at the pool this weekend

  421. Yeah nevermind I didnt mean to make it sound like getting rid of her was bad or anything

  423. Yes thats why he doesnt come here that often anymore plus his new teaching job at a school.

  426. Honestly he was pretty smart for making that a core requirement for his wife. He can work whatever job he wants and still be financially stable. Im sort of jealous.

  429. Karma you gonna fire someone with more work experience than you have years on Earth? Lol

    1. Hey man the Manager and Director are the ones pushing tor it, but she is easily one of our weakest employees. There's 2 that are debatably worse, but they're in lower positions

    3. I felt bad at first because she's going to lose her health insurance but it's just how the world works.

      1. Reminds me since I got my medicaid back I need to find a new doctor and wanna ask about the pain in my side

      2. PPretty much how I felt. And I'm gonna be honest, getting a new person is going to heavily reduce the strain on me and the team. I hate to say it but it needs to happen

  431. My back is killing me today. I need to do the stretches skankstain sent me

  437. I would kill for carne Asada tacos smothered in red sauce

    1. II'm Definitely getting the red sauce but unfortunately the carne asada is expensive

      1. I wanna get a burrito that is just carne Asada and red sauce. Hut 20 dollars for just 1 not including tax and delivery fee

  438. AApparently Me and my goth friend have a lotta family parallels.

  439. We saw Obsession. It was great and super anxiety inducing. Amazing performances from the lead 2

    1. Thanks bro. I like couldn't do shit because the overthinking and the nausea. And the flood of thoughts that were negative.

      1. I do not trust rotten tomatoes but I've mostly heard it's mid. Comic YouTube said it missed the point of the comic

  447. I've been working on finishing Humboldt Vice and I genuinely feel this one scene might have my best concentration of jokes ever.

      1. “I’m sorry that me becoming a nihilist in the last 5 minutes rained on your potential torture parade”
        Might be my favorite line from any of my comedies lol

        1. I wrote a story that was about time travel and basically the main character created a time paradox which created a time loop. Every loop was slightly different. Enough loops happened that the circumstances that brought his parents together never happened and he ceased to exist fixing the space time continuum

  450. SoSometimes I imagine karma at working singing like a boss

    1. “Cuz I’m SIIIIIIINING in the rain 🎶🎶🎶

      What a wonderful feeeee-liiiin”

      Meanwhile his computer has 500 messages saying he messed up the entire tax system for Arkansas or whatever the fuck he does.

        1. We see a Trump tweet next week “Kooky Karma needs to FIX THE TAX CODE instead of playing games like a loser. Thank you for your attention to this matter”

        2. We see a Trump tweet next week “Kooky Karma needs to FIX THE TAX CODE instead of playing games like a loser. Thank you for your attention to this matter”

    1. The problem with my writing is honestly everyone sounds the same and I'm good with concepts but my writing falls flat

  453. It never ceases to amaze me how Roberto Martinez manages to make the literal best midfield combo possible in the entire world look mid as fuck.

  455. I got the In Water ending and was like hell nah. Learned you have to do a lot of specific things to get certain endings, but luckily I saved before the double Pyramid Head fight and had enough wiggle room to get the Leave ending, much better.

        1. All the endings except the fucking doggy ending are depressing dude. It’s not exactly a game about puppies

          1. Are they? I’ve just done the two. I’m just saying Leave was definitely depressing but with a pinch of hopefulness and In Water was just depressing.

    1. In the time we've not spoken. I lost my medicaid and got it back was off my meds and was having a mental breakdown and extremely bad nausea and vertigo. But been back on my meds. I'm functioning at 80% now thankfully

  461. when did grief become the big motif in horror movies? If I see one more depressed person doing stupid shit movie I dear I’m throw something

    1. I knew there was some horror movie people said was good and it was Obsession but I thought it was something else so I thought the set up for this movie looked good…so I rented Affection by mistake and it was dumb other tha. The leading actress she was okay the movie and twist were dumb

        1. So this chick wakes up and doesn’t remember who she is or where she is the husband tells her she has a condition and she forgets….and it starts out decent but then it turns out he’s basically growing alien bodies and trying to implant the memories of his dead wife and kid in them because he can’t let them go

      3. You are the only person the Chinese “Transmorphers” straight to DVD movies they’d have at Blockbuster tricked.

  462. I fell asleep watching avatar twice. Still don't know how it ends

    1. I watched it once and that was enough fuck that old freeze dried looking bitch throwing the heart in the ocean

    1. There was a Keanu movie with a similar plot but sci fi not horror

  471. DP watch DustBunny it’s Bryan Fuller and very Bryan Fuller and Mads Mickelson is in it

  473. What other stupid horror did I watch lately

    Circus of The Dead has a decent premise and a creepy clown but then it goes batshit stupid.

    Scream 7 while not great wasn’t as horrible as people acted like it was but the foreshadowing didn’t help that one killer was obvious and the other was out of left field af

    1. It starts out fine there’s a circus in town and the clowns basically torture this one dude and use him in their act like actually beating him and shit but played for laughs because the audience doesn’t know he’s really getting hurt….they take a new guy and do the same thing but then they kill his wife and threaten to kill his kids and make him do other murders and shit but it goes so far off the rails they basically terrorize a town and kill random people and not one pays attention at one point the rips a fetus from a pregnant woman and stomp it….its just so ridiculous

  475. AApple Dizzy doesn't like when I remove his eye boogers. He also hates being brushed.

    1. Honey always goes “Awhew” at me when I try to clean her eyes

      1. DDizzy Fights it and then hides. Though I can see his tail

  478. DK, I’m setting up an area in my garage where I can hang out and play my PS2. It’s gonna be dope.

  482. Ripping our a fetus and stomping on it sounds crazy str8. Is that how you killed stray?

  484. Oh and Marvel Rivals is getting ridiculous with the tits and ass…and packages on characters

    2. TThey Know what sells games. I bet Senny knows where to find porn of it

  485. Bruh you don’t have to look I’m guessing it wouldn’t be hard to find

  486. I do do it. He is my baby. I took a piece of shit off his ass that got stuck there

  487. Roberto Martinez might actually be the worst manager of all time.

    1. They have the quite literal best combination of midfielders in the world and aren’t winning possession. They’re fucking turbo ass my dude

    2. There's no way they lose though. Croatia can't score and Portugal has the best defender on the planet.

  491. How you lose possession to 2000 year old Modric with literally the 3 best midfielders in the world is actually fucking impressive tbh.

    2. There was a marvel rivals twitch tournament recently and everyone was shocked when they signed in

  495. I’m
    Lucky my dog doesn’t care about fireworks outside noises unless it’s a doorbell someone opening the neighbors fence or a horn

  496. People were already making comments about Daredevil brining three batons to his swimsuit lifeguard job but cap is just like here hold my beer

  499. Because my house has 2 lawns and I was taking the photo from the far lawn

  500. I have a corner house. There’s a lawn in the front of the house and on the side

  503. How the fuck my salt have an expiration date. Was that shit not in the earth for 2000 fucking years?

  505. and the next world cup is in Portugal, I wouldn't doubt this cretin wanting to play the next cup

    1. He’d be 45. He probably won’t be able to run at that point

  508. he can't right now, and he is playing at the moment. what difference does it make

  509. I’m legit not joking, he might actually be the worst manager ever.

  510. How are you getting overrun in midfield when you have the ltieral 3 best midfielders in the world. I don’t get it.

  512. he took out BRUNO FERNANDES but doesn't have the testicles to take Cristiano out

  516. Just like everything else, it’s a fake rule they only apply when they want to decide the outcome.

    1. Wait so it's another rule that Satty doesn't understand? I'm shocked.

      1. the rule is actually about not going back, and you can't fake the kick. You can, and you could always do little stops.

        1. Yes and no. I disagree with the rule as well, they should either change it or let keepers come of their line at least a bit, but I’m mainly just winding satty up because he doesn’t know what a few of the rules are even though he acts like an expert.

  521. Lol, I was telling my cousin they need to bring Ramos on and he scores almost immediately.

    1. Do Brazilians root for Portugal a lot? I mean obviously I know the connection culturally but still

  533. Since Croatia debuted at World Cup in 1998, they only lost to eventual champions in the knockout rounds.

  536. Brazilians have big "we hate the colonizer" energy even though Portugal didn't do a tenth of the crimes the Spanish did to their colonies.

      1. We don’t really though. It’s more of a friendly rivalry. Our beef is with countries that have natural resources.

        1. I meant it'd be absurd if Americans actually hated the British and they have a similar relationship

    1. Bruh, half the island is just desert. How much room does he think you guys don’t have lol

      1. It was more how in general terms housing is expanding upwards and often property sizes are decreasing at the same time but we don't really have that problem here yet. We are certainly getting more vertical but land supply isn't an issue here, it's just the affordability of it.

        1. And the affordability is not a supply issue, just a regular price gouging issue.

    2. Like shit my little island is twice the size of Belgium and has under 1/20th the population of it.

  539. Also, they probably rigged that game for Portugal. I genuinely don’t think the Croatian player touched it. I just saw a clip where they matched up the timeline wrong on the VAR to where the potentiometer picked up the touch.

  540. I’m also glad I’m not the only one that thinks semi-automated offside is sus as fuck. They drew the line completely wrong on the first Croatia goal that got called off. He was offsides anyway so it didn’t matter but they did not fucking draw that line from the correct spot.

  541. Like I’m genuinely not even doing the schtick. I don’t trust FIFA at fucking all. Most corrupt organization ever rigging a Messi vs Ronaldo WC final is honestly the most likely outcome.

  542. And honestly? Shit like this violates the spirit of the game. How much did Croatia’s player touching the ball with like the whisker of his cheek affect the play in any meaningful way. I fucking hate over reffing in sports, I’m not here to watch the VAR officials, I want an entire country celebrating scoring a last minute header

  543. And honestly? Shit like this violates the spirit of the game. How much did Croatia’s player touching the ball with like the whisker of his cheek affect the play in any meaningful way. I fucking hate over reffing in sports, I’m not here to watch the VAR officials, I want an entire country celebrating scoring a last minute header

  544. The Argentina side of the bracket is fucking painfully bad. It’s actually crazy this is how they set this up.

  545. A midfield of prime Modric/Kovacic/Melinkovic-Savic with a back 4 of Gvordiol/Melinkovic/Pavlovic/Perisic
    Oblak in goal and forward combos of Dzeko/Sesko/Budimir/Vlahovic

    Straight fucking NASTY team.

  548. Also I don't know. I think you can see the trajectory shift from any angle but so many people insist it's the balls existing curve. I just can't see how it could possibly move at that speed and angle just as it passes his head? Considering the sensor also went off it seems very unlikely.

  551. Says the guy who almost always forgets to pay the rent. Almost

    1. It’s because i leave it to the last day so it maximizes the full month.

        1. Hey, we somehow got these dumb fucks to pay all his wages and give us a loan fee.

  553. Played some Dispatch yesterday. I can confirm it's really good

  554. This is so fucking rigged lol. Infantino is absolutely making the Messi Vs Ronaldo final happen.

  559. Egypt x Australia is a match between identically mediocre teams and I have no goddamn clue

  560. I don't believe they would shut down Rare (unless they doubt their capacity to deliver Sea of Thieves 2 in time and on budget post Everwild) but Nintendo buying them back would be funny

    1. Nintendo wouldn’t waste their money tbh. Nobody who worked at Rare in their heyday is anywhere near that company any more. 90% of the staff went to either Free Radical or Retro. The only value they’d have is getting like Banjo back so they can put that on the E shop or possibly remake it

          1. like, literally all Rare N64 games. except Mickey's Speedway USA and Diddy Kong Racing (that one I have no goddamn idea why)

    2. real Rare is now called Playtonic. That current shit is just a husk that just happens to hold the IPs

      1. Brotha. playtonic has like a dude who coded Banjo and some guy who was an intern in the building they made Killer Instinct.

        1. it's most of the Banjo (and Conker) staff. It started out smaller but they progressively moved to Playtonic as the project grew.

  562. Whenever a mid team overperforms its because they have an elite player (like Hakimi in 2022 or Modric in 2018). Yes you can point to Turkey losing (despite Guler) and Paraguay winning (despite nobody) but I think their status as the difference maker remains generally true.

    1. you can't call Croatia mid when they have three world cup medals since 1998

      1. Yeah, they probably win a world cup if they didn’t run into a buzzsaw of a France team with one of the best all around midfields ever.

        1. it just makes me wonder how BROKEN a Yugoslavia national team would be nowadays

          1. when you'd be able to shove in Serbians, Croatians, Bosnians, Kosovans and Slovenians into the same squad

          5. Lol, I said that about Croatia a few weeks ago. A Yugoslavia team these days would be cracked as fuck

          6. literal world cup winning squad

            it would basically be Croatia but with actual strikers and Oblak in goal

        1. that's fine Spiffy, they still have a pretty positive world cup record and have proven to constantly produce new players frequently.

        2. Dude, they weren’t even a country that long. USA been around since the 1700’s and we have never made a Semi, let alone the final

    2. The World Cup is about who has the best players. You don’t have a fucking system, you don’t train enough. This is why I keep calling Tuchel an arrogant cunt. He purposefully handicapped the team to play a “system” when this team should be dominating considering half their fucking squad are PL winners. But he didn’t take his best players. Kane is just the best player kn the pitch in 99% of matches

  565. I want to believe in Cabo Verde

    they have no chance whatsoever, but goddammit Brazil would explode if they managed to upset Messi

  566. The only bucket list things I have are visiting Japan, Italy and Mongolia and visiting every Major League Park.

    1. I guess seeing Yahnited at old trafford would be one too but I have seen them even if it was only a pre-season game. It was still amazing. And I met Wes Brown.

    2. Can't you just go to Italy and Japan whenever you feel it? It's not expensive.

      1. Homie, I have like $600 bucks in my account at any given time depending what day of the month it is. Where do you think I’m getting this money from? If I wanted to fly from SFO to Osaka, it’s 900 dollars just for the flight.

        1. I'm sorry I didn't know. I thought being under $1000 made it cheap but that might just be because Canadian flights are relatively expensive.

          1. 1000 bucks isn’t expensive in the grand scheme of it all but it is expensive regardless.

  568. Shank I’m sorry, you know I love the fuck out of you brother but I gotta root for my boi Mo. He’s my King

    1. It’s ok. This game is about to look like the first battle of El Alamein with how big of a tank Australia is about to park lol

    1. It is kinda weird they call him King Salah when he’s Egyptian and they have a very specific, well known word for that lol

      1. Well there is King Tut so I guess that’s what they’re going for

  570. What the fuck am I supposed to call the user formerly known as Deer now.

    Mama is weird as fuck. Brian is also odd. Calling her Morita makes me feel like I’m appropriating her culture.

      2. I cannot imagine a world where me constantly calling her mama doesn’t end in me getting banned from my own site lol.

      3. I cannot imagine a world where me constantly calling her mama doesn’t end in me getting banned from my own site lol.

  574. That battle of Alamein joke is fucking top tier with layers and not an ounce of fanfare.

  577. Glen Powell is the actor version of Taylor Sheridan. He’s actually talented and has made several good things but now half his projects are the same lame ass shit.

    1. I remember first seeing him in a horror show called Scream Queens back in the day. Him and Nick Jonas were funny as fuck in it.

    1. I tried watching it to jerk off it but it was a waste time and there was nothing there for me.

          1. The whole point was trying to get you to jerk off? Is it porn?

      2. That’s why harby loves watching the cronenberg movie Crash

  580. @disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus Have you seen Speak? It's sort of like Life is Strange. I think you might like it.

  581. Scousers dubbed Salah ”The Egyptian King”, thus he is a king. I think it’s due to Sir Kenny Dalglish who was nicknamed the King for us in the past and now we had the Egyptian King. 2 kings of Merseyside

    1. I know. I just never thought about how weird it was to call an Egyptian “King” when they have a well known word for it lol

  584. Bro the murican thug cops abusing a kid and the egypt staff was disgusting prior to this match

    1. American cops harassing a foreigner for no reason? How dare you say anything negative about America, Iran got treated just fine!

      1. It’s 1am kick off. But this weekend is my final 2 days of vacation. I don’t want to sleep until 1pm

  592. Salah is like the only North African player that’s good that was actually born in Egypt and not France lol

      1. If he was French, France is probably on their third straight World Cup lol

  594. My favorite fan cam was when they showed the Swiss fans and the game was at 5:30 AM and they were all already drinking huge steins of beer lol.

  595. Another fake controversy like the murica red card. How are people arguing the Croatia player doesn’t touch the ball before Gvardiol scored it? The alternate angles make it very obvious

    1. It's not like it just grazed his hair either. You can see it shift the ball's trajectory.

    2. My problem with that is that violates the spirit of the game. Did that touch genuinely affect anything? No. If we have to use a fucking blue tooth chip to determine if somebody touched the ball, can it not just be counted? I hate the over reffing in soccer these days. Somebody’s sleeve being a centimeter offside doesn’t give you any advantage. It kills the spirit of the sport.

      1. Sati there’w alternate angles that they already saw probably even more in detail with the var screen. It clearly changes the trajectory a bit

        1. It moved the air molecules around the ball thus we have to call the goal off and ruin everybody’s experience 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

          Genuinely fuck this shit. If we didn’t have VAR, half this shit wouldn’t get called and it wouldn’t even be controversial.

          1. Theoretically the flash could vibrate his molecules and shit without needing to wipe.

  596. There’s not the usual studio and these fools just talk about Messi at half time

    Criiiiiinge

    2. What exactly was thee to talk about in that half? Both these teams are straight ass and would have been sent home already if they weren’t in the side lf the bracket Infantino rigged for Messi to make the final so he can have Ronaldo vs Messi and die happy from cumming every ounce of liquid out of his body

  600. I mena genuinely, if we’re gonna over ref that much, put everybody in full body sensing suits and use that to determine if something is a foul or not. It’s completely fucking ridiculous

    1. Then neither is Balogun’s. They’re both just normal plays with a bad result.

  606. Ain’t no way you let him back on. He was out, bro was not moving an inch for a dozen seconds

  607. Seriously, explain to me how that is any different because it isn’t.

  608. They’re actually letting him play on??? This sport is still so fucking far behind when it comes to head injuries. What the fuck.

  609. Why wasn’t that given as an auto red? Because there was no fucking intent. It was a 50/50 and they clashed heads but by that logic, a 50/50 where somebody gets undercut and has their leg stepped on is different because???

    1. Egypt IS shit

      it just so happens to have one good player in a (dune) sea of shit

        1. Marmoush blew a massive chance to kill Australia in the first minute of this half

    1. He’s probably concussed too. Doubt that had anything to do with the goal but this literally wouldn’t have happened had they followes actual protocol

  615. I have too many good memories of the epic Australia of 2006 to cheer for Egypt

  617. Identical twins playing together is kino. They should let them have the same number.

  619. I don't understand why players try to score off the volley when they can't control the ball

  623. Salah is just the best player on the pitch by a fucking country mile. Outrageous block to follow that save

  624. Salah moves to the right wing from the 10 and in a span of 5 minutes Egypt had 3 of their best chances of the entire game

    1. Finnish commentator said it the best. Sent the ball where he was born, all the way back to Scotland 😭

  664. It's like they're smurfing because Argentina has only played against horrible teams so far

  666. That touch and finish by Messi… Jesus christ. I’m watching the GOAT and I’ve never been more sure of it.

  667. Also, anybody who underestimates Licha should stop. Dude is genuinely an insane CB when he isn’t suffering long term freak injuries.

  673. How unfair for a national team to have Julian Alvarez as a fucking bench option…

    1. He turns so fast at extremely sharp angles of course he'll lose balance

  690. If that final does happen, every single person who has ever flamed me for saying shit is rigged should write a half page apology essay lol

  694. If Vozinha doesn't earn a Fifa Goalkeeper of the Year award I will nuke Switzerland

  699. You gotta rig against Cabo fucking Verde to beat an island nation of 500 thousand people

    1. I don't actually know the rules but there's a reason they ignored Alvarez right?

      1. Infantino is suicidal and wants to die by jizzing out of every hole in his body upon seeing the amount of money a Messi vs Ronaldo last dance final would make.

  702. I’m changing my prediction to Argentina Vs Portugal in the final. There’s no way I trust FIFA after this fucking atrocity of a ref performance.

  707. Lol, the Oriels new President of Baseball Operations is named Kyle Goon

  711. I am hearing more fireworks with this Cabo Verde goal than when Brazil scored against Japan

  719. We were watching this game and of course some fucking windstorm appears out of nowhere and we had to stop our outdoor tent from blowing away, and now my dad went to the ER for a cut finger. Fun

  738. Ironically if he was a bit more patient he could've tapped it in

  739. They didn’t even draw the offsides line right either. Semi- automated offsides is complete horseshit and anybody who trusts it is a fuckin cuck like Harby. I fucking despise VAR

      1. Leo Carlsson, their 1C, got offer sheeted by the Flyers. They offered him 5 x $18 million which would make him the highest paid player per year in NHL history. Ducks now have to match that contract within a week or he goes to the Flyers. And even if they match, they have to have this be the base contract which will fuck up their cap to pay other players. They're also not allowed to trade him at all and he will walk to UFA at the end. This was basically a massive fuck you from the Flyers lmao

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