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  1. What was the original SH2 like? Less combat and less winding hallway mazes with dead ends?

      1. Oh. I've never liked combat centric survival horror games and they overdid it in SH F as well.

  2. get an adjustable pillow with shredded microfiber so this isn't an issue

  3. I read white wolves and thought wait the turkic fascist paramilitary organization? but it turns out they're the grey wolves. Goes hard either way though.

    1. I can't imagine how humiliating it must be for them to be described this way considering their role in human history but it's not like you're wrong.

  6. Cristiano is about to do an interview after this match stating that scoring against Uzbekistan is a lot harder than Messi's two goals versus Austria

  8. Sati Norway beat the best team in Africa and this team is young. They absolutely will have deep runs in World Cups

    1. I honestly think that Ivory Coast is the best team atm.

      but yes, Norway is going places. My simulator has them reaching the semis.

      1. This Norway team is super exciting with quality players in almost all the key areas. They will be here for a while. I’m living my Nord dreams through them

    2. Eh, I think Morocco is the best African team, and honestly, Ivory Coast is also better. But I don’t think their defense will hold up against an actual top tier team.

  11. I find it funny that a ton of foreigners are using VPNs to access Brazilian Youtube because there's this webchannel here airing all 100+ matches for free on Youtube.

  12. so who's the post World Cup overrated 100 million euro signing gonna be?

    and who's gonna be the club stupid enough to do said purchase?

  13. Yesterday, Olise proved he’s the best player in the world right now. His pacing and movement is just a level above even his France teammates right now. He’s done basically everything but score.

    1. every single Frenchman in the world will get a Ballon d'or before Mbappe

  14. Leo I don’t need the youtube channel. Finland shows every match free. They change between 2 providers. Today is MTV3 and tomorrow YLE TV2. Also MTV Sports subscription has every game and I have that with a friend because of UCL

      1. Brother, MTV 1 and 2 still exist. They just play ridiculousness all day

  16. I hate how people from other countries are like “Why did everyone think America sucks? This is awesome”

    You’re not going to the shitty parts of the country, you’re going to the cool cities the shitty MAGAts claim are active warzones.

        1. I think some people just gravitate towards extremes when they're low info. It's obviously not as bad as Scottish Sam thought but you're not wrong.

  17. They're airing all the games on YouTube while xQc got banned for reacting to speed reacting to the world Cup

  20. the Portugal life cycle:

    – Portugal arrives at a tournament as one of the favorites
    – plays a horrid first match bceause Cristiano plummets the team down
    – people start asking if Cristiano should retire
    – Cristiano's ego drives him to play the next game well
    – "Portugal is back" (no it isn't)
    – Portugal then plays against an actually good team and loses

    1. Completely stupid to begin with. Rashford is a better player and way cheaper. I’ve legitimately never understood the Gordon hype. I’ve maybe seen 2 games where he didn’t just run around all game.

  22. why does every Pokémon in Pokopia speak with some godawful white ghetto slang

    1. aave and 4chan are the two biggest influences shaping the english language right now

  23. In my humble opinion the best things about the US are

    1. cheap land and big houses
    2. cheap energy and big cars

    what else is there? the first amendment? the highway network? I was going to say the education system but I don't know if that's accurate.

      1. They can go anywhere they want and do anything they want with it though. SUVs are also catching on in Europe but they're expensive to own because of energy prices.

        1. Spiffy I can go anywhere I want with an electric hatchback as well.

          hell, I can go wherever I want with my dad's Smart Fortwo

        2. Are you counting crossovers as SUV’s? Crossovers I can see but Cadillac escalades? Nah.

          1. Yes like a Honda CRV or Pilot or Volvo XC60 or XC90. Are those not normally considered SUVs?

          2. They’re crossovers. They’re bigger than cars but smaller than SUV’s. To me an SUV is like a Hummer or some shit.

    2. Nothing in America is cheap unless you live in bumfuck nowhere. There’s not a single moderately big City where housing and land is cheap

      1. In other countries it's the same and their homes are a third of the size. I complain about housing in Canada a lot but we along with Australia are particularly fortunate. Also other countries often don't even have a bumfuck nowhere to go to. They don't have the ghettoes of Baltimore or Gary with nice areas relatively close by.

        1. They don’t have those places because the country isn’t 4 countries mashed together (except the UK)

  25. I've never lived in a dangerous area before but I think I'd be fine living in the slums of Newark or Milwaukee etc. that ordinary Americans make sure to avoid. They don't seem that bad aside from the schools.

    1. The way conservatives talk about the Bay Area, you’d think it wasn’t a vastly superior place to live than the entirety of the middle of the country.

      1. Is the bay area relatively clean? I imagine most of it is but the bad areas? There are parts of downtown Toronto I try to avoid just because it's so dirty I start feeling overly anxious. I can't tolerate the smell either.

        1. Bay area is pretty clean. Obviously has bad areas and some of the downtown areas have a lot of homeless but that’s literally every big city. Main thing is the weather is actually nice lol

  26. I don't think other countries even basements like we do? But they're so normal (unless you're in Florida?) it's not something you would normally think about.

  27. Tuchel really starting Djed Spence. Laughing my ass off. Rolling on the floor, in fact

  28. England has the lowest concentration of crowd baddies and Columbia definitely has the highest.

  29. Gordon is so fucking mid. If he is 80 million then the transfer market is well and truly fucked. He’s not worth 30 let alone 70+

  30. England truly has no attractive female fans in the crowds lol. Even fucking Jordan has cute girls in the stands. You watch a Korea game and half the crowd is cute girls wearing Son shirts. England is just tattooed fat guys shirtless.

    1. All the cute girls probably watch cricket, F1 and equestrian sports

  31. Tuchel brought a bunch of truly mid players just because. In no world should Madueke/Gordon/Spence be starting for a team with this amount of quality.

  32. Tuchel brought a bunch of truly mid players just because. In no world should Madueke/Gordon/Spence be starting for a team with this amount of quality.

  36. Tuchel is a fucking arrogant prick. Al this talk about how he brought players that “fit” instead of the best players. Djed Spence almost got Spurs relegated and he’s starting. Sure dude. Sure would be better than having Lewis Hall huh?

  38. Rashford just did more on his first touch than Gordon did all game. At least Gordon looks like he’s doing something, right?

  40. Nobody can convince me that Rodgers and Rashford shouldn’t be starting. Way better already without these Spurs and Newcastle losers

  41. Nobody can convince me that Rodgers and Rashford shouldn’t be starting. Way better already without these Spurs and Newcastle losers

  42. You’re telling me Rashford can’t do what Gordon does? He can’t run down the wing and turn around to pass it centrally?

  44. They want to score from set pieces and they brought Dan Burn instead of slab head lol.

  45. How come every ref around the world is fucking shredded and in shape and then all the British refs look like chunky cornballs?

    1. Brother, Tuchel is a moron. Dan Burn gets treated like the anti-christ by Newcastle fans but sure they’re glad he’s there instead of an actual useful player.

  49. Why are Indians always the one race that alt right podcasters are ok with? Is it also because Indians have a massive wealth disparity?

  50. I could have told you from the team sheet what this result would be. Starting Gordon/Madueke/Spence is just fucking stupid. They all suck ass. Fuck your system, play the actual good players.

  52. There is no “system” in international football. These players don’t play with each other, they don’t train for more than a few days together at a time. There’s a reason why 99% of teams sit back and counter in world cup. Every professional knows how to do that.

      1. “Get the ball to Messi after he walks right into the open spot” is technically a system I guess

  53. Barca truly deserves to be bankrupt. They actually spend 70 million on Gordon lmao

  54. how I wish this place had English people for me to laugh at them at the moment

  55. Why does CR7 always give an “I’m HIM” rah rah quote after he scores against some dogshit team lol

  56. Why did I get downvoted lol. That is clearly the system, and apparently it works lol.

  57. @thesatiricaltroll:disqus Boomers? The rest of the hard right hates them and they probably get more hate than black people at this point. Vance had to publicly defend his wife for being Indian then defend his staffer who publicly called for normalizing Indian hate. Nick Haley's half Indian son had to denounce Indian immigrants and Dinesh D'Souza (Brandon Gill's father in law) was crashing out because it turns out racism is bad.

    The only POC the hard right "like" are East Asians.

    1. Then why does every right wing podcast/news show have an Indian dude on the panel lol.

      2. No but seriously there are just a lot of far right Indians? Indian electoral districts have been turning R in recent elections even though they used to overwhelmingly vote D. I'm not sure why.

  59. They should've called up Semenyo to prevent him from playing for Ghana

  60. Eze, Chalobah, Burn and Henderson were absolutely fucking useless players to bring.

  61. Maguire is way fucking better than Guehi and Konsa. Not a fucking thing anybody can tell me. Konsa and Guehi can’t pass. You bring Spence and Burn but not Trent and Maguire.

  65. Extremely bittersweet. He started the rebuild. We just have way too much forward talent, especially given that we’r probably drafting Stenberg

  67. Bedard is gonna ask out of Chicago one of these days lmao. Good lord the NHL truly has the most boneheaded GMs

  68. It was good but it got kinda stupid 3/4ths in. Definitely got the vibe I wanted out of the movie tho, they nailed the atmosphere

  70. Every time they show the crowd during a Columbia game, it’s straight 9’s across the board. It’s actually kinda crazy lol

    1. Song titles that definitely did not age poorly (banger though)

  72. I think I’m just gonna be a Mariners fan at this point. This whole pride night debacle has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt nobody involved in the Giants knows what the fuck is going on. If I was the owner, Vitello and Posey would have been gone already. They call a press conference for no fucking reason and then don’t wanna answer questions about the literal only thing the media cares about because this team is fucking trash.

    Any competent organization would have told these 4 dumb fucks to either not wear the Pride hat or just grow the fuck up and deal with it. Walker just got sent down for having more blown saves than converted saves, Hentges has been DFA’d twice this year and cleared waivers both times, Roupp is one of the worst qualified pitchers in the league and gets shelled every single second time through the lineup, and Brubaker has a fucking 7 era and was in the minors until he was 30. These dudes should be asking god for forgiveness for their pitching, not for wearing a rainbow hat.

    Seriously fuck Charles Johnson. I hope this fuck gets his throat slit on live TV. Every fucking MAGAT just absolutely fucks everything. Not a single one of these dumb cunts is good at anything except being rich neop failson fascists. Put this fucking loser 10 feet under. I say 10 instead of 6 because his reanimated corpse would give up and blame the “blue haired grave digger” for burying him so deep.

  74. You can't customize vehicles unless you pay $100 for the ultimate edition. I wonder how many add one like this they're going to have.

  76. Lmao Rockstar doing the most dogshit things imaginable and they don’t care cause people will buy anyway

  79. People say they're going to wait for a sale but Take Two got rid of discs so they can sell it for $80 forever. It's like what Nintendo or Activision (with old CODs) already do but even worse.

  80. and it doesn't include GTA online either so they might sell it separately like some of the leaks said

  81. Imagine a world where everyone wasn’t a bot and we boycott this nonsense and Take-Two goes fucking bankrupt in an instant. We as consumers actually hold their corporate lives on the line because if GTA 6 doesn’t sell well that shit would end bloodlines. We have the power to change this BS but we won’t cause most people are fucking sheep.

        1. Okay. Make sure to join our DP roleplaying GTA VI online clan. Satty is going to be there too.

    2. We had the chance 20 years ago but everyone bought the fucking horse armor too

      2. We really need this shit now more than ever because this isn’t any little game it’s the most overhyped game in existence, this shit sets a precedent. It’s a canon event.

        1. Seriously though I would've paid $80 but I'm probably not going to get it now because of their "ultimate version" All the senior developers at R* including their writing team left after RDR2 so it's probably not even going to be that good.

          1. $80 dollars was fine for this one instance because it’s GTA. If it’s feature complete that’s fine. But the dumb shit they’re pulling right now is not it.

    3. If it wasn’t fucking GTA they’d probably get a rude awakening. They’re making $3 billion in a single day

    1. It looks just like the manga as well. I knew Wit (Attack on Titan and Vinland Saga) wouldn't disappoint.

  83. This shit been happening for over 20 years now guys, I don’t know what you expect lol.

  84. Why do you think I’m so checked out from modern games? Vadee says the film industry is worse, I don’t have to pay $80 for my overhyped game that 99% of people just wanna buy for online anyway.

  85. The Steam Machine is expensive because component suppliers like AMD can't lower their margins on it without cannibalizing their existing high margin PC business. OEMs already sell PCs ~at cost which is why Valve outsourced the original SMs but even Dell and Lenovo could only make underpowered overpriced dogshit compared to the PS4. Valve also has an incentive to subsidize hardware so they can collect more platform fees (Steam Deck) but this is why it's not an option.

    The PS5/XSX are locked down and proprietary so they're safe but a hypothetical Xbox PC would also just undercut the PC market.

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  86. Tuchel brought Djed Spence just so he could ignore Partey. They got their viral moment so now he can fuck off for the rest of the tournament (or alternatively, until Reece James snaps his hamstring again)

  87. Tuchel out for starting a cursed player. He doesn’t believe in Ghanian witch doctors or bringing your best defenders. SMHMH

    1. Nope, just a box with a digital code. Their explanation was that it’s to avoid leaks. I kinda get that because that has happened in the past, some retail worker gets a shipment of the game early and goes rogue. It just better get a physical edition some time after launch.

  89. Boxes with digital codes only grind my gears like nothing else tbh. The disc is also just basically a digital code too so give me the fucking disc you cheap cunts.

    1. PUBG on Xbox One didn't even give you a real case it was a fake cardboard case with a code inside but to be fair they were a small publisher at the time

  90. Boxes with digital codes only grind my gears like nothing else tbh. The disc is also just basically a digital code too so give me the fucking disc you cheap cunts.

  91. Companies with a 500 billion market cap will be like “We can’t spwend 50 cents for a bwu way disc sowwy”

  92. They don't want used copies to devalue the game over time. This + no PC launch (piracy mitigation) means you can only play if you pay $80. They'll be selling it the ultimate edition for $80 10 years from now.

    1. I can walk into a Walmart and buy a new copy of GTA 5 for 20 bucks.

    1. Reeves + Luka as a guard combo is the defensive equivalent to there being a hole the size of Wyoming in the Great Wall and the Qin’s going “eh, we’ll find something to fill it eventually.”

  94. I will be watching the South Korea game with the neighbor, as much as I wish I could watch Mexico barely beat Czechia.

  95. If Charles Johnson doesn’t rape little girls then I love Fable.

  97. Dude’s advanced stats are redder than a Missouri Congressional district but I guess since he can physically kick a ball without falling over like a toddler he’s worth 60 million now.

  99. This the type of player you used to buy for 15 million and it was still considered a risk. Everybody with a pulse is worth 45+ now

      1. You’d probably have made the Canada team as long as you don’t play Left back

  100. Yes but that's the whole problem. They have an incentive to sell GTA V to get people to play GTA Online and new copies of GTA V are competing against used copies. By eliminating used copies and spinning off online they can sell GTA VI for $80 with zero consequences.

      1. I can’t believe we just saw somebody get a yellow for pulling the Suzy on Charlie Brown ball pull lmao.

  105. Yugoslavia would be fucking unstoppable if they still existed lol

  106. How old do you think we'll be when GTA 7 comes out? I have a feeling they're going to milk 6 for double the amount of 5, and 5 lasted 3 console generations.

    1. But James Gunn said he would not approve anything but a solid script going forward with DCEU projects

  111. imagine if the roman empire still existed they wouldve been unstoppable

  119. So there's basically no point in pre-ordering GTA 6 until just before the game officially comes out, gotcha. I'm still hyped for the game itself though.

    1. There’s no reason to pre-order at all. There’s a fucking code in the box, just buy it digitally it’s the same shit

    2. It’s so dumb they had a big pre-order roll out for a digital only game lol

  124. I'll still get GTA6 on release. The no physical is annoying but whatever. Gaming is still cheap.

  126. I wish I was born in Southern California like Oface. I wish I got to go to UCLA.

      1. I'm not going to ask which one but I heard they're all really nice.

    1. I have the first two. I’ve read them, they’re good. I don’t read as much as I want to.

      1. Same, I have a ton of books I need to read and here I am buying more lol

      1. TThere's even a trophy called "grabbing some tail" lmao. They knew what they were doing

  133. So apparently the ultimate edition (or whatever it's called) for GTA6 is digital only. Interesting. I mean I know that the whole thing is essentially digital only but they aren't even doing pre-orders at stores for the ultimate one.

  134. I think they need to get rid of all the cute Korean girls they're distracting the players

    1. They should definitely ban the K Pop girls. Every time they show them in the crowd I get elbowed in the ribs by my girlfriend.

      1. This is a wild trade tbh. Like I genuinely don’t think either team won lol.

        1. I didn’t see all the details, it’s just Naz Reid and picks right? Not a big LaMelo guy, and Naz was big for the Wolves. We’ll see.

          1. I have to talk to my neighbor who is a Wolves fan. They all loved Naz. That being said, they also DESPERATELY needed a ball handler that isn’t Ant or Unc Conley.

  138. Spiffy, if you want cute Asian girls at a CSU, UCLA isn’t the play. Real ball knowers know about UC Irvine. Just saying.

    Also, I din’t think that’s what you meant by the student body, but I just had to be a sarcastic ass anyway

  139. Also, Nuggets not doing jack shit this offseason. I said the playoffs after they won that everyone but Jokic was fine with just that one ring from ownership on down and I’ve yet to be proven wrong.

    2. They don't have the volume to get preferential treatment from suppliers anymore. A Series S costing more than a Switch 2 is insane because it has less VRAM.

    3. Paying 700 for the Halo Edition Series X doesn’t look so bad now

  143. @thesatiricaltroll:disqus Also of course that's what I meant. I just had an inappropriate dream last evening and made that post after waking up.

  144. I Love Boosters had a good premise but unfortunately its soulless unwatchable garbage

  146. I'm finding adorable that the Star Fox 64 remake has a mandatory tutorial and doesn't have hard mode available from the start

    as if we haven't been playing this game for the past three decades

  147. Yeah at this point I’m probably gonna have to grab a Switch 2 before the price goes up in September

    2. I wouldn't be surprised if they're lying about a price increase in September just to increase sales. I don't trust Nint*ndo.

    3. How can it go higher 😭
      Ninendo is truly the least consumer friendly paltform out there

  149. How is Boa am actual band with actual concerts now because of a meme song from a meme anime?

    It was my favourite song though.

  150. Gotta have a strong stomach to watch a jackass movie holy fuck 😂

    1. I didn’t like when they were getting stung by wasps or whatever in the last one. I think I just grew out of thinking Jackass was funny. Or maybe all of them being addicted to painkillers is too triggering for me idk

      1. The one where Steve O had bees on his dick lol. Just fair warning if you do watch the newest one, this shit starts with Steve O getting a prostate exam by a Boston Dynamics robot and they used peanut butter for lube. I had to cover my eyes 😂

  151. I hope Madagascar makes the world cup and somebody scores and hits the move it move it celly lol.

  152. City fucking trolling everybody signing Anderson for 115 million lol

  153. Like at this rate you need to delay the next gen. Helix and supposedly PS6 out next year already. There's no way people are gonna be rushing out to buy these consoles, they're gonna be over $1000 at this rate.

  154. 130 total for Elliot Anderson is fucking mental. I’m sorry. He’s a good player. He’s not fucking Zidane.

  155. Why does Ecuador’s coach look like he should be in White Snake lol.

  156. Also, its funny Sharma is blaming the component shortage for the price increase when Microsoft is like one of the big leaders in this AI shit. Sharma was head of AI too wasn't she? She probably helped with this lmao

  158. 115 fucking million pounds for Anderson… 💀

    Do you have any idea how much that is in euros. These numbers are fucking regarded. In no way worth even half of that

      1. then again Tottenham paid 70 million on our aggressive average and error-prone defender Van Hecke…

        (we paid 1 million for him)

    2. Anybody who has a decent season in the prem is worth prime Zidane numbers now. It’s legitimately insane.

  159. Chelsea is mentally ill if they think Gusto fucking Malo is worth 70 million. What the fuck.

  161. Buffon was bought by Juventus from Parma for 52 million euros back in 2001

    how much would he be worth today

    1. Buffon would be 90+ million easy. If fucking Flappruma is worth 75

  164. Oh Herrington finally got his debut, nice. You'd think if he's good enough for Barca then he'd be good enough for Australia.

    1. I still don't know why they won't play Toure and Irankunda together though, stupid.

    1. Turkiye might like to score a goal this tournament though I guess

      1. Yeah I assumed but they couldn't score against Paraguay with 10 for a full half

  170. USA will never be good until our bench stops beijg a bunch of useless MLS lifers. These fucking guys like Scully and McKenzie and especially fucking Roldan should not getting called up in 2026

    1. We wont be good because Soccer is like the 8th most popular sport in our country. Alot of high schools dont even have soccer teams. Americans just suck at soccer.

      1. No we don’t. You have no idea what’s going on. What used to be the problem was that inner city kids couldn’t afford to play it. So we had a bunch of rich, un-athletic white guys who were taught how to play by somebody’s beer gutted dad.

        Nowadays, the youth system is much closer to Europe where the young players are taught from a young age by ex-pros. Our starting 11 has 9 players who either play or have played previously in the Premier League. The rest are at big European clubs. That was unthinkable before. It’s not 2004 where Landon Donovan is our best player and he gets 10 appearances in 2 years for Fulham. Our players are all good now except for the end of bench guys

  171. Berhalter is the only passable MLS player so far because he actually has good passing range and wins tackles. The rest of these guys have been useless. Seriously, I cannot overstate enough HOW IS ROLDAN GETTING CALLED UP IN BIG 2026

  172. All the people in this fucking country and that we steal from everybody else and we can’t find one person better at this sport than Roldan?

    1. We literally have a Champion’s League winner in the squad lol. We’ve quite literally never been better. Are we better than France? Fuck no but half the fucking players in the world cup are born in Paris so that’s hardly fair.

        1. We’re much better than most mid tier nations. Those teams might have the best player on the pitch bit overall hell no

          1. Much better than most mid teir nations? Not a chance, USA is near the top of the shit teir nations at best dude.

          2. No we aren’t. We’re probably better than Mexico and Mexico is top 20

          3. Firstly no you're not, secondly you must have the biggest teirs ever

  175. Scally how the actual fuck are you offsides. YOU’RE LOOKING ACORSS THE DAMN LINE HOMIE

  177. I know I dont always talk to you guys much, but im friends with all of you.

    1. I'm just trying to get satty all buff so I can beat him up without feeling bad about it

  178. I love it how Australian players always bitch about the lack of attention and investment in football in our country and then do shit like this where they play for a nil all draw at the world cup. Like you want people to care then maybe do aomething interesting occasionally

  179. There are 3 types of Turkish dudes

    1. Dudes who look exactly how you imagine a middle eastern person would look

    2. Dudes who look like The Mandarin

    3. The whitest person ever.

  180. Celebrating a nil all draw against a team you should comfortably beat is peak loser mentality. I don't see the point in coasting through to the next round with no chance of winning by playing like this.

      1. Getting eliminated next round instead of this one only encourages them to be losers though. "We made it to the round of 32" doesn't help anyone.

        Silver is shame Harby, you should remember that.

    2. Brother, you’re Australia. You should be black out drunk screaming “Up the roos!”s Bay Area TV

      1. See this is why USA sucks and will continue to. Having enough pride to play to win even if it means you might lose should be the bare minimum.

  181. The problem with Majors isn't that he beat his girlfriend (redacted) but that he accused her of physically abusing him. It's completely delusional subhuman behaviour. Anyone who does that is a psychopath. He should've just paid her off, gotten the NDA, and moved on.

      1. I see you bottled against Turkey in the final seconds. Was it a rested squad

        1. Bruh, we let fucking Syonchu score on us. We were playing an entire back 4 of MLS shitters. If you scroll down you can see me raging at a winger for being offsides when he’s literally looking across the fucking line

    1. This game meant nothing. I didn’t even want Pulisic to to play but he played 15 minutes. End of the game we were out of subs and one of iir defenders was playing on a twisted ankle. Is what it is. For as much as we have improved, our bench is still infested with MLS lifer losers who shouldn’t be getting called up. Calling up Roldan in 2026 is like England calling up Scholes now.

      1. I don’t even know who Roldan is so that tells you all you need to know

  184. Why is Slavia Praha the team I always use for “insert shitty team here” jokes? Is it because we beat them 8-1 in a Europa league draw and that’s just in the back of my head lol

    1. 20 years ago that would have been wrong, back when Czechia had a nearly world cup winning worthy team. But nowadays, fuck it, Slavia is shit.

  185. Iraola completely aura mogged Eddie Howe according to our new boi Victor Munoz

  186. He’s a washed MLS lifer who they always describe as “the 2 time MLS cup winner” as if I’m supposed to be impressed by that when the entire starting 11 plays for a PL team

  188. Todd Boley is actually asking fucking 70 million for Gusto Malo. Is this dude mentally ill?

  189. If Gusto Malo is worth 70 I reckon I’m worth a cool 20 mil. I’m a 2 footed player who can play both Fullback positions and CDM and CB. Shit I might be worth 40.

          1. I was genuinely in disbelief when he was starting in another world cup lmao.

  190. Like we have a CL winner in the squad and they expect us to take somebody “having over 200 caps for Sporting KC” seriously?

  191. I didn’t even know KC had a soccer team until like a year ago

  194. Somebody has to put their foot down and say enough is enough if somebody spends more than 20 million on Gusto Malo.

  195. Somebody has to put their foot down and say enough is enough if somebody spends more than 20 million on Gusto Malo.

  196. 130 million for Elliot Anderson is legitimately insane. Literally every random Dick Bob and Tom in the PL is worth 75 million minimum but we can’t sell Rashford for 26

  198. “55 million is a steal in this market”- Chelsea fans ignoring that they fucked up the market to begin with. Also, spent 55 million on Palace’s worst CB lol

  199. Apparently the same price for Van Hecke is Tottenham getting robbed even though Van Hecke is way better

      1. no Brighton fan is mad that we sold him for 70 million after buying him from NAC Breda for 1 million

        1. That isn’t my point Leo. My point is that spending 5 million less on a worse player is not “An amazing deal in this market” lol

      2. He’s also way better than Lacroix. Every single palace player (besides Olise ironically because he’s world class) has been a pretty bad flop. Especially defenders. Guehi is the most overrated CB in the league

  200. Ice T complaining about bikers on the street.was this episode written by Karma and Stray

  201. I dunno who that ginger commenting alongside Zlatan and Thierry is, but goddammit he is insufferable

    1. That’s Alexi Lalas and he has sucked at commentary for 20 years. He thinks because he played at a world cup for one of our shittiest teams he’s qualified to be the “voice of reason” when Rebecca Lowe in heels has better touch than he does, and every single one of our current players can play circles around him.

      He’s also a huge Trumper so that should tell you all you need to know that he didn’t evolve, he’s just an ape who can talk.

          1. I just thought it was some random Fox Sports journalist because the lack of ball knowledge is astonishing

  202. Mets fired Mendoza. That should have happened a year ago but whatever.

  203. “He’s not evolved, he’s just an ape who can talk” is way too hard of a banger to drop to zero fanfare at 7:30 lol

  204. and I am betting Zlatan will physically harm him before the end of the world cup

    1. They seem like they have legit beef sometimes. You have two of the best strikers ever and then this fucking clown

  206. is today's France x Norway the best group match of this world cup?

    I can't think of anything else that might get remotely close since Portugal is too washed up to be a threat against Colombia.

  208. Why are all American conservatives such whiny little pussy flaps now my god. “Hmph, I’m gonna make a movie about those mean college kids protesting state sponsored genocide”

  209. Conservatives used to be represented by a guy who fought a war in Puerto Rico on horseback purely for the love of the game.

  210. Brighton apparently wanting to grab Frattesi from Internachionale, for a literal fifth of what City is paying for Anderson.

    1. So you can sell him to Chelsea for more than they paid for Elliot Anderson?

  211. Anderson also lowkey getting exposed at the world cup too. He’s not this dynamic incredible player. He’s forcing them to play Jude out of position and it’s hurting the team.

  212. Also, Wirtz might genuinely be the worst player that cost over $100 million ever. Never seen a guy who gets more hyped for having zero fucking impact on a game. I hate to beat this dead horse but Liverpool really did get scammed

  214. NGL, I was really hoping Spiffy would launch into a rant about golf Majors when he said “The problem with Majors…” but then he went in a truly spiffy directions.

    1. I literally went out of my way to redact everything that could be weird or controversial. I erased all of it.

    1. Legit should have happened a year ago, and it definitely should have happened 4 months ago.

      1. Yeah pretty much. Fired all his assistant coaches this offseason and the team still sucked ass. Stearns should be next

        1. Sterns is a perfect example of how just because you were good with a small team doesn’t mean you’ll be good at big money teams.

          I told everybody it was stupid not to pay Alonso and that they’ll never buy a better player with that money. Low and behold, you spent that money on 2 guys that are worth -3.5 WAR while Alonso is worth 2 already.

          1. Everyone said “that contract is stupid, he won’t be worth the money in 5 years.” Nothing about Alonso’s game will age poorly other than he’ll probably have to only be a DH at some point. He doesn’t rely on bat speed to hit home runs and he draws a ton of walks. People know absolutely fucking nothing about this sport.

  216. I hope Australia wins their next game purely because I have the “Aussie boys we’re on a bender Donald Trump’s a sex offender” chant stuck in my head lol

  217. I hope Australia wins their next game purely because I have the “Aussie boys we’re on a bender Donald Trump’s a sex offender” chant stuck in my head lol

  218. I seriously need to be a pro GM. Like I cannot be worse at this shit than Cashman.

  219. Satty one of the other popular ones during the Aus/USA game was "roos will win no ifs no buts, JD Vance sucks Trumpys nuts."

      1. they could win the world cup and it would still be soulless with people like him in charge

  229. and to believe there was a time Dembelé was considered to be a massively overhyped flop

  230. Yeah… This France front 3 is fucking unplayable. This is unreal.

  232. Dembele basically said it was his fault for being a gamer and that he just wanted to play video games all day and he turned things around after getting married and losing his virginity

    1. Vini is actually doing shit now that he got the Don to Brazil

          1. Gabriel looks ordinary without the entire team inside their own box

          3. And god help if Neymar starts getting minutes outside of dead rubbers

          6. he's just there to appease sponsors for like 10 minutes a game. There ain't a guy he can bench

  236. the real game of today will be seeing Cabo Verde qualify for the next round thanks to that mutant of a goalkeeper of theirs

  239. Remenber when Strand Larson was gonna be 65 million? If that dude is worth that much, C9 would have been worth the entire Amazon.

  242. You know what I meant, I slept 4 hours last night leave me alone.

      1. I can't wait to see what Barcelona legend Anthony Gordon will do against Senegal

  246. Damn Senegal needed goals and they have more than take care of business. 4-0

  248. Barcola to Doue and that’s 4. France hasn’t even been trying for this entire half either

  250. RRewatching Batman Begins. It's probably been over a decade

    1. Great fucking movie. It’s better than TDK IMO, but everyone loves Joker. I’ve always liked Scarecrow more.

      1. Why Scarecrow over Ras and Joker? When I think Begins I always think of Ras.

        1. Because I like Scarecrow. It’s not that I don’t like Joker. He’s definitely Batman’s best villain overall. It’s just that I unfortunately associate Joker with too much edgy meme shit for him to be my favorite.

  251. The framing is up. We’re almost to putting the panels on. I’m supposed to go to a work function with the neighbor tonight at a restaurant. I want to go but I’m exhausted. Oh well, I kinda want to go out for drinks after tbh.

  252. I hope they release a patch or add-on to the Star Fox remake to include the old voice acting and old lines. This new one is shit.

  253. Belgium can win the group by paying somebody behind the Egypt/Iran bench to wear a pride shirt lol

  254. KDB, you got that City money, you know what to do. Hire a cross dresser to invade the pitch.

  256. I like how their friend group in I Made Friends with the Second Prettiest Girl in My Class has a lot of socioeconomic diversity. Normal poor people aren't depicted that often in anime.

    1. Yeah, everyone thimks having not a ton of money is pure suffering when it comes to media. No, you live normal, you just can’t buy a lot of shit for yourself

    2. I'm an idiot because I thought Nintendo used AI in the game for a second and I wasn't even surprised they would go down this route.

  259. I feel like a grumpy old man because I'm getting (slightly) annoyed by kids screaming for hours after school. Also I finished I Made Friends with the Second Prettiest Girl in My Class and I think anti-incel messaging is fine but there are 2-3 scenes where it's really heavy handed and the show would've even better without them. She literally makes fun of his height at one point and he reacts like a normal person would.

  260. Both Ras and TDK Joker are super edgy but their views probably resonate with people at one point or another over the course of their lives.

  261. Batman Begins still slaps, we jumping right into TDK tho

  264. Also, Stenberg, Verhoff, Lin in the first round. Insane draft. Let GMMG fucking COOK.

  265. I’m not gonna lie, me and my cousin did a good job on this shit. Everything is really flush and the base is basically indestructible lol.

  266. I think I Fates warninged Cabo Verde advancing to the group stage lol

  267. And I’m not saying that isn’t a rule, but that disallowed goal also made it so that Iran and USA can’t meet in the RO16. And now not until the final which isn’t happening. Not saying its rigged again, but it’s certainly suspicious.

  268. He isn’t here much tight now but he drops by at least a couple times a day

        1. Not much. I’m taking the day off of building today so might hang out with my gf. IDK. I might just watch world cup and not move.

    1. Pretty much just the first one (Ghana vs Croatia) and the Colombia/Portugal game

  272. And now I'm depressed which makes the Billie Eilish song fits even more.

  273. I’m not saying the Iran/Egypt match was rigged but I’ve watched and played this sport my entire life damn near and I’ve never ever heard or seen that rule used ever. I had no clue the Goalie factored into offsides at all unless he was interfered with directly.

  274. Read the first couple chapters of Witcher today when watching the doggo. I wasn't sure what I was expecting from a translated work but it reads really well ngl

  275. Was gonna see about maybe finishing Mario Galaxy 2 today, but I might do some work. I have to try to convince the other managers not to terminate an employee or at least find a way to push it out, cause otherwise I'm probably gonna be high stressed all the way to March lol

    1. I wish I had one near me. When we stopped at in Arizona it was my jam.

  278. PPretty much everything they have is good, even the salads

    1. I’m not averse to vegetables like everyone in Texas so salad is good for me lol

    2. The neighbor makes me make her goi chu-min which is like cucumber salad with chili sauce and I just made a shit ton in bulk for her to freeze because she eats it like a crack head.

  279. This English “system” is so fucking great bro. Good thing Tuchel brought 60% mid ass players to play this brilliant “system” he cooked.

  280. I bet Barca is fucking trying to get a doctor to fail Gordon’s physical so that disaster of a transfer doesn’t go through. This dude does fucking nothing except run around. Rashford done more in 5 touches than this prick has done in 3 starts

  281. I’ve legitimately never seen Gordon have a game above a 6/10 but Barca thinks he’s a better transfer than keeping Rashford. UEFA needs to make Barca go broke.

  282. Genuinely insane that dumb fucks like Gusto Malo go for 45 million but nobody on earth wants Rashford for fucking pennies.

  283. Yes I’m crashing out. Yes I hate Gordon. Yes I hope England and Tuchel lose just so I’m right.

  284. I passed a guy I can only describe as Paul Revere on a bicycle with party shades on on my way back

    1. Which I guess reminds me there was a guy that used to dress up like a pirate in my parents' neighborhood. Glad to see he's still in business

  285. OOne Of these weeks I'll learn to not login to work over the weekend, but unfortunately it is not this weekend

  286. II'm At world 5 in Galaxy 2. I think this is the last world in the game so we getting close. Good game, I think I like it more than Galaxy 1, tho Odyssey is far and away still my favorite Mario

          1. I would've expected it more if I shat on the game lol

  287. Is Aya gone? I was too shy to post anything the whole day because she came back.

  288. IIt's Only been 5, what. Although then again you were gone for awhile

    1. When I came back you guys had gotten into some sort of argument and she left forever. I thought the baby thing was made up but he's probably old enough to be posting online now.

    1. @thesatiricaltroll:disqus Yes why did you never mention this before. What the heck.

  291. I probably should get back to my KH2 replay at some point

    1. I want to get a physical KH collection but I have no idea which one is the best, I heard the new one was iffy on the details.

      1. I think the new one is pretty straightforward, no? Basically the all in one collection

        1. Yeah but I saw from a tweet I think that not everything is on disc and that if you want to play the physical version an internet connection is required or something like that

    1. YYou're Gonna have way more healing items than you'll ever know what to do with

  295. I don't care if she's tuna I'd still be glad to see him after all these years

      1. Aw cmon mayne its easily top 5 anime movie. Whats better besides Ghost in The Shell and Studio Ghibli? And Ghibli is overrated imo.

        1. Yeah I don't like Akira at all lol so for me it's pretty low on the list, but Perfect Blue is probably my #1

          2. TThat One was psychological af. At a certain point you can't tell what's real or not in the plot

    1. TThe title of this is funny after what I just posted lmao

    1. It’s like the only thing I remember from it and the “leave me alone” meme lol

  301. Honestly, rewatching Messi’s FK, the Keeper should have saved it. Why did he dive the same direction as his wall? This world cup has had some truly catastrophic goalkeeping.

  302. “Dude had his head on mommy’s boobs?” Is an all time banger Ice T SVU line lmao

  303. Also wish we could one two skip a few to next weekend, we got another pool party for the 4th. Will be curious if my ex is there

  305. Before I go to the gym may I just say it's hilarious in Sly 3 how many missions with Carmelita end up looking like they're meant to be awakenings for people. That mission where you play her and have to zap sly so the battery charges up is killing me. The giantess furry thing was one thing but then they did that and they're not even hiding it anymore

  306. Funny how the country most known for Apartheid’s entire team is black now. Race suddenly doesn’t matter when there’s World Cup money involved.

    1. White South Africans play rugby, not football. It has always been that ever since the golden days of Benni McCarthy and Quinton Fortune.

  307. I hate eating lunch late, means I've already fucked up my dinner tbh. Might have to get a salad

  308. EEw I got a PragerU ad. I know my youtube algorithm is fucked up but I'm not about that

    1. I’m a baby, I need love, I need mommy, I need Milky

      THAT’S NARCISSISM.

      1. Is Brazil Vs Japan like when Liquid Ocelot fought Old Snake in the rain?

          1. Is it like fighting an old friend who has always been inferior but that you share a lot in common with

          2. I mean, we taught them how to play it, so it's like playing our younger, scarily talented brother

  310. TTime For more Sly 3 and seeing what other vague fetish the devs decide to randomly slide in

    1. Also not sure if I want to play this or not. One of them is getting all the powerups. I have like 3 and I'm 2/3rds in, that shit is going to be an active grind

    2. Haven’t played Sly since the PS2. I’ve only ever played 1 and 3, somehow skipped 2 lol

    1. I think there were rumors of his neighbor’s shouting “oh sorry eh, got a bit excited there bud” coming through the walls

    2. I think there were rumors of his neighbor’s shouting “oh sorry eh, got a bit excited there bud” coming through the walls

  313. Apple, if you played like that from minute one the score would be like 6-6

      1. My problem is that all the major character arcs had borderline psychopathic resolutions. I realize it's probably due to the creator's cultural background but I couldn't take any of it seriously and the real world crossover made their alien-like behaviour even more jarring.

  319. Sly 3 is done. Maybe I'll come back to the plat later but probably not

  320. I probably could beat Galaxy 2 today as well if I really wanted, but I shant

  322. Why would anybody spend $9 for a chicken salad sandwhich from Jersey Mike’s? You can make it yourself for like $2 and have 7 left over for a pre-roll or whatever

      1. Also karma I dont know if you still watch Gigguk (probably not) but he just made a i made friends with the second pettiest girl in my class vidoe

  323. Also watching digital circus reminded me all the Americans here are catholic. I think Pear might be the only exception.

        1. You kinda left out the “culturally” part which is important. Yeah, my grandpa is a catholic so I guess you’re right

  324. I swear major league managers are retarded? Why the absolute fuck do you let Goldschmidt hit there Left on right? Walk him, set up the double play so you can play the infield back and potentially make them burn another bench player to pinch run.

    i swear I’d be better at this than some of these knuckle heads

  326. Also they tried to ape aspects of IHNMAIMS but it feels like they missed the entire point in Caine

  327. wait the creator of the show said jax was their self insert? Im sorry I take it all back

    1. Yeah supposedly. I feel like some part of that was left out though

  330. If I should have a job over whatever Jabroni is currently managing the Sox, I should definitely have a job over Boone.

    1. To be fair, they tried super hard to give you that game by letting Goldschmidt bat against a lefty lol

      1. And in typical Boone era fashion they punt it away. Getting swept by these bums is pathetic. The summer swoon is in effect

  332. Oof, Red Sox got 25% of their wins at home this season in this series lmao. I know they’ve been butt cheeks this year but not that bad

    2. You missed Aya she finally came back you guys would've gotten along great

  334. We need relievers badly at the deadline. Also, a new catcher. Wells is ass

      2. Well Bird keeps going up and down the minors, Doval was damaged goods and Bednar was the only acquisition that worked out. Hill and Headrick I guess are the only other reliable relievers we got. I'd throw Cruz in there too but when he's off he's REALLY off

  336. Finished season 1 of Clarkson's farm. I genuinely didn't think I'd ever enjoy a show about farming as much as I did here

  337. You can tell which fans are used to watching teams that left Romario home and which team’s fans are just happy to be there lmao

  338. Why does every coach play Wirtz in LW and not in his actual position besides the GOAT Xabi

    1. Because he’s too slow and anti-physical to play as a modern midfielder if you don’t want your midfield cut open every pass.

  342. I also love that part of my legacy is ruining the word ordeal for everyone here lmao

  344. This tournament format is set up so fucking poorly. Why are Japan and Brazil playing in the round of 32 but the entire other half of the bracket is like Iran vs Turkmenistan and also Argentina

      1. Blame FIFA for trying to force a Ronaldo vs Messi last dance final. Infantino might cum so hard he instantly dies if there is a Messi vs Ronaldo final.

          1. I know brother. They have Roberto “Never made a final with the 5 best PL players of the last decade and Dortmund’s midfield” Martinez.

    1. Here I was thinking you were saying this because of my grandpa SMHMH.

      1. Brother you have to understand that this is a very good reason to like Napoli now

    2. Napoli kits are always gorgeous too. You really can’t fuck up a light blue kit unless you’re city.

  349. A napoli kit looks good on her tbh. But I also suspect a garbage bag with holes cut out would look good on her.

  353. Not gonna lie, Ancelotti walking onto the pitch to the sound of Lose Yourself was gangsta as shit

  354. Notice how Korea and Japan never have guys named “Pedro” or a random ginger like DK Kongo who only qualifies because his Belgian grandpa went there to kill natives. My ethical kings don’t use the diaspora. Even their black guy from Arkansas is named Suzuki.

  355. This was 100% a bit by the way, don’t fucking right a long ass serious message.

  356. I don't know why China sucks so much and can't even qualify though. What exactly are they missing?

    1. They thought that making a league full of foreigners would be the solution. But then no Chinese ended up playing

    2. China doesn’t care about soccer at a developmental level. All their clubs are basically built off playing retired PL players before Saudi was Saudi. They simply don’t invest in their own youth grassroots programs.

      1. and most of their half-decent footballers end up being Uyghur and they don't wanna give them the spotlight

        1. I didn’t really wanna bring up the socio-political stuff but yes, that’s also a huge factor.

      2. You're probably half right but random African countries invest even less and they still have elite players.

        1. but it is still their countries' most popular sport. China has like 5 sports they like more

          2. Soccer is also a sport you can play with virtually nothing. You just need two sticks and anything you can make into a ball

          3. One of the best baseball players ever, Willie Mays got so good because he’d play baseball in his poor New York neighborhood with a ball of twine and a stick. He said hitting in real baseball was easy because he had never used a real bat or ball before high school.

        2. Taps sign and sighs

          Sees amazing African player

          Squints

          Born in Paris

    3. But you’re right. They can’t find 11 good players when fucking Cabo Verde has 1/10000th the population and made the Knockouts.

    1. This dude absolutely goes to a hostess club and drinks after every game while explaining tactics to a bored but gorgeous Japanese woman

  364. Casemiro and Danilo are the most incompetent duo of imbeciles in history

  365. it's amazing, Casemiro is sinking this team in a way not even the iceberg did to the Titanic

    1. Why do Marquinos and Gabriel turn into such losers when they play for Brazil.

  366. Brazil should do what Japan did with Blue Lock but for a midfielder instead of a striker

  367. Lol, if Casemiro hadn’t been a United player and Gabriel had was, everyone would be blaming him on that goal for defending nothing. But since Casemiro used to play for us most recently suddenly the whole halftime show is about him.

    1. You want them to put Ederson on so they can blame a different player who doesn’t quite play for United lol

  369. Brazil doesn’t have even a mediocre full back. It’s kind of crazy

  370. Ancelotti is an experienced manager. He has to know if he’s gonna play Casemiro, you can’t play that big a gap to the back 4 at this point. He can’t cover ground any more. He’s not 25.

  372. Carlo needs to drop Paqueta for Endrick. Paqueta is useless and isn’t even helping cover defensively. What does he do blud

  382. They took the actual problem off (the west ham player) and now suddenly they don’t look like idiots.

  384. This matchup is top 5 for density of attractive women in the crowd. Only one higher is probably Korea/Columbia.

    1. I’m so jealous. I love the feeling such games give you. God I miss it.

  387. Why is Martinelli getting called up? He has like 1 goal this entire calendar year.

  388. If Endrick doesn't score today then Ancelotti will NEVER put him on again

  389. Who is the inbred who decided that football now needed to be split in four quarters

  392. It hurts a great amount I feel the pain everytime it happens

  409. This midfield truly saw the fall of Rome lol. Jesus there’s some uncs in the middle of the park for Brazil

    1. Seriously the best feeling in sports. I miss it so bad with football 😭

      1. Rigged ass bullshit. Saudi blood money. Japan manager getting sacked

    3. This format is fucking attrocious. This half of the braket is absolutely loaded and the entire other half of the bracket is Argentina and a bunch of countries you’d struggle to locate on an unmarked map

  428. Hi guys remember that time Sati was questioning why Martinelli was subbed in

    1. Brother, he has 1 goal in like 900 minutes this season. It’s a perfectly reasonable reaction

      1. I’m sorry, this kit looks like Brazil tried to paint a Jackson Pollack on a City 3rd kit

    1. This reminds me of my last FM save where Sean Dyche was at Las Palmas lol.

      1. Don Carlo speaks some homunculus that is a mix of Italian, Spanish and Portuguese. He invented a language of his own.

    1. Yooo… im heading to Orlando early tomorrow- save me some sauna pics – also lets do tacos for the memory of Appie manana

      1. I’m sorry I can’t hear you from behind Flo’s awesome sauce

      2. “glorious motherland banned from stupid cup, don’t cares”

    2. I decided to get that at launch, one of those things where I need to know if I hate the combat or not lol

  448. I don't trust anyone other than me on this, everyone seems to look at ubisoft combat differently

  450. The urge to get more coffee is high but I know I'll feel like shit if I do

    2. I drink too much coffee as is but I’m making a second cup right now. I’m so dead from working on the shed the last couple days

      1. Real. Man I had ungodly brain fog this morning, I probably didn't get anything constructive done until 11

  451. kinda funny the last time Aya was here I didn’t like Persona all that much but now P3 is in my top 10 of all time

  453. not that bad when considering I had to buy an SD card to fit in FF7R's 101GB on Switch 2

  458. I hate that the games are on Fox because the minute that the match is over it always cuts to some fucking chud they grew in a “whiny person who thinks that Pride Month is a bigger issue than Trump literally stealing billions of tax money every second of every day” lab bitching about something that they made up.

  461. former Brighton LEGEND Deniz Undav starting for Germany

    Tony Bloom knew all along

    1. Tony Bloom saw 1 billion futures and the only one where Brighton win the league was buying Undav.

  464. Wirtz mistook the fact he's in an NFL stadium and decided to act as a placekicker

    1. At some point Harby is gonna have to admit they got scammed hard by Leverkusen.

      1. You have to be blind to not see what a world class player is in there

  466. Hugo and him together especially were really good but then bro lost his achilles

      1. Yes but if I do too much I feel so anxious that it borderline feels like I'm about to have a heart attack. Better to not overdo it imo

        1. EEspecially When the next 2 months are about to be even more turbulent (somehow)

  470. It doesn't look bad or anything but it also looks like the kind of UE5 survival game some Eastern European developer throws together in 18 months and launches on early access. It took them 9 years. Also apparently they announced the game two years before development began.

    https://youtu.be/-7svYNiNtPY

  471. AAlso Harby I beat sly 3. I think probably my least favorite of the 3? Also the amount of things that could be awakenings to someone's kinks is kinda hilarious

    1. It’s better than 1 come on
      Story wise and villain wise not, but the maps are amazing, there’s aerial and naval combat etc

      1. I Actually debated on whether or not I like 1 or 2 more lol. I kinda like how streamlined 1 is. That's kinda my problem with 3, there's a lot of new stuff, but they don't do a great job filling out the levels. I didn't realize how much I actually liked collecting the bottles until I realized they were missing in 3

  472. Why the fuck did Microsoft buy Doublefine lol. Did they even make a fucking game for them?

    2. They just made a new game last year but no one even knows what its called and Psychonauts 2 didn't even have anything to do with Xbox.

    3. Keeper and Psychonauts 2 but the latter was already deep in development. I feel like there's another game I'm missing

  473. And announcing a game 2 years before you even start making it is crazy.

  476. I tend to think that Germany might be a cup contender, possibly because of trauma, but then I realize… they keep playing Havertz as a starting XI…

  479. Sati only thing I don’t fuck with Wirtz are his low hanging socks

      1. Nice. Is that the first full book? I got the whole series basically through prime day pretty cheap

  481. It’s amazing and the movie adaptation is seriously fucking impressive

  482. Sane what the fuck do you even do?

    I remember the City Sane was my most feared player

  483. it's because half of the Last Wish stories were already shown elsewhere

      1. Yeah it’s so homey but these are not some state of the art beach houses. There are no indoor bathrooms for one

    2. The bed facing the opposite way of the TV is fucking stressing me out.

  490. Germany used to have a dynamic and slick front 4. Now they have Sane running offsides, Havertz flopping like the weakest 6’4 man on the planet and Wirtz like always, auditioning for the role of The Invisible Man

  498. Bro what is that defending… dude is completely alone in the middle of the box

  499. I hate Xbox and I don't support Asha but if I were in charge I would've culled all of these low value projects as well. A game is only valuable to Xbox if it offers prestige, mass appeal or recurring revenue.

    1. This is Xbox’s (and most western devs) problem. They want every game to be Fortnite level big when that isn’t a reality because the market can’t sustain it. There is nothing wrong with spending 5 million on a game and making 15 million unless you’re exec brained and think anything that doesn’t make you all the treasure in Valhalla instantly is not worth making

      1. I agree and that's why it's worth investing in prestige projects like Hi-Fi Rush. Its games like Avowed 2 or Hellblade 3 that are worthless because they don't have an audience, they're 8/10 at best and they can't be maintained like GAAS. Even if they make a moderate profit its not worth the opportunity cost.

  501. Ok bye gonna work for 3 more hours and watch some true crime videos

  502. remember when Gattuso was complaining there were too many non European teams qualifying?

    I think they should start thinking on even less European spots…

  503. I don't see anything regarding undead labs being shut down, although I can definitely see it since its been fucking how long since SOD2

  507. Kloppo leave the studio and show them how it’s done at half time

  508. Just look at Hi Fi Rush. You couldn’t ask for a more organic way to create a new franchise. But they’re not interested in it because it wasn’t fortnite so fuck you devs. Gaming is fucking broken by capitalism.

  509. I’ve never seen a player worth 100+ million who affects the game less than Wirtz. All he did was foul people and lose the ball on the wing.

      1. Mudryk does way more than Wirtz. He at least looked silky on the ball on the wing, he just sucks at everything else

    1. If you out this on American tv, they’d say he’s a homer and is annoying

      1. Yes and this would be considered unprofessional outside of a YouTube stream.

  512. Leverkusen play in a league where Bayern not buying every team’s best player every year is a shock. It’s not that impressive bro

    1. They went invincible you fucking donut both in the league and the cup and one loss in the Europa League final stopped an invincble treble

  513. Apparently the America 250 money laundering… I mean, celebration, is empty.

    1. I will admit, Americans commentating soccer is always cringe. MLS commentary makes me wish I had Beethoven’s inner ears.

    3. American Commentators always try to have a catch phrase. I’m shocked the guy commentating on Fox yesterday didn’t say “OH CANADA!” After the goal

  515. Cunha shouting we have 5, respeck to Japanese players. Bro you had absolutely nothing to do with any of it or even with the winner here. Shut your dumb mouth

    1. it's because the Japanese players were trash talking Brazil before the match

  517. Germans are shocked how little Klopp held his criticism towards that performance. Apparently usually he’s delusionally positive towarss Germany

  518. Germans are shocked how little Klopp held his criticism towards that performance. Apparently usually he’s delusionally positive towarss Germany

  519. Harby, the team that got 5th place that year in the Bundesliga had less than 40 points. It was an atrocious league season including Bayern being in turmoil. Yes it’s an iconic season, not taking that from them, but anybody who thinks that is replicable ever again is stupid. Frimpong has also shown he isn’t really as good as that season shows.

  521. Bro Goretzka in the year 2026? So with him and Sane you go from 1 man down to 2 men down. What is Julian doing

    2. They’re just old dude. Neuer is about to apply for social security.

  524. also Paraguay is playing in a traditional four-four-facking-two

    that's a real man's formation

    2. Most national teams should be playing 4-4-2’s tbh. Fucking Iraq trying to play out the back against a top 10 team. Give it a rest man

  531. Why does Nagglesman always look like he was on vacation at a beer garden and they made him come into work in his plain black shirt

  533. I can’t stand managers that don’t wear nice clothes on the touchline. Like at least wear a track suit of the team.

  542. Seriously, Nagelsman look like he got called into work on a day off and they said he doesn’t have to put his uniform on lol

  545. I don’t really. But he was objectively hilarious at Chelsea.

  546. Man, Ja Morant went from being one of the most exciting young players in the league to being worth a can of dog food in like 2 years

      1. It’s not happening. More than likely we try to trade for AD than sign Lebron

  551. They’re gonna build a second Berlin wall around Nagelsman for not taking Sane off lol

  552. “Let’s give the guy who just passed it straight to Enciso twice the free kick”

        1. It's actually extremely hot here this week. 35c and over 40 humidex.

  556. I'll probably look to get Mina the Hollower, Firsr Light and either Pragmata or AC4 over the summer

  565. It’s good. It’s just insanely fucking bloated. They bragged about putting 2 games into one and it shows

    1. I don't, that fucker keeps trying to make things spooky

  576. Bro took Wirtz off. The one player that has created anything for Havertz

  582. This Nagelsman’s Germany is so shit they will actually lose the shootout

  619. All that work to come back only for bro to blast it to row z

  620. This goalkeeper bout to be sold for 50 million to an European club

    what a legend

  621. This is sort of stupid because they got dominated so badly the whole game but Germany was soy raging because they couldn't convert

  623. 🎶Sacked in the morning, you’re getting sacked in the morning🎶

  628. Funniest shootout I’ve seen in years. Since that league cup with us and chelsea where even our keeper had to shoot

  630. "these non-European teams reduce the quality of the World Cup" – Gattuso

      1. I mean it is. This game is supposed to be releasing next year. With Hellblade they just started development. This is a joke

  638. The neighbor only wears her actual glasses like 2% of the time but she always looks cute when she does.

  643. If Haaland was Moroccan they’d be the best team in the world.

  644. I’m sorry, all these teams are getting aggressively smashed by France.

  645. Like genuinely none of these teams even the so called “contenders” look anywhere near as good as France. France’s front 4 is literally 3 of the top 5 best players in the world right now

  646. This half of the bracket is comically hard compared to the other one.

  649. Hakimi is as good at passing to teammates as he is at asking for consent apparently.

  650. My neighbors planted a Japanese Maple since I’be lived here last and it’s really pretty.

    1. You can see a neighbouring homes giant cherry blossom tree from my bedroom and it makes watching romance anime more immersive

      1. I was just going to ask what kind of glasses you like but that might be rude. Also you have to watch The Man Who Sleeps.

        1. I’m not specifically attracted to glasses. I just think she looks good either way.

  656. I'd feel so bad for the Netherlands if they lose this after losing to Argentina last time

    2. Bruh, all these teams are low quality. Let's be real. It’s Argentina, France and 50 pounds of shit.

    3. Bruh, all these teams are low quality. Let's be real. It’s Argentina, France and 50 pounds of shit.

    1. They will. Norway’s team as a whole is nothing special. They just have a good front 4

      1. it's just so weird to see this Ivory Coast going so far, meanwhile that previous golden gen which may have had the best African team of all time never passed through the group stages

    1. I mean, keeper has been the one position we haven’t been truly awful at producing lol

    1. Surely he’s finally facing the sack now. How do you go from that 4-3-3 domination against Sweden to this cowardly bs

      1. Brother, Sweden isn’t that good lol. The Dutch as always, are way out of shape because they don’t run. The entire team looked dead before 90 minutes. You wonder why players like DVB and Zirkzee and Reijnders get tired after 50 minutes. The Dutch are never in peak physical shape because they believe they can just pass around everybody. Meanwhile African teams are mostly made up of guys who you say “They suck but they don’t ever stop running”

        Koeman is only part of the problem. I don’t get why everybody always gasses up these teams full of players everyone agrees are mid or underachieving at club level. Koopmeiners is the fucking anti-Christ to Juve fans and double so for Gakpo/Liverpool but you’d think they were the best player in the world the way the media hypes up the Dutch team every year. They used to have Sjneider and Robben and RVP leading the line. Now they’re bring Wout Weghorst off the bench and he’s having more impact than the starter. I had zero faith in Holland this tournament.

  677. Brazil is my only hope now but they keep playing uncs in midfield

    1. It’s the one who isn’t an unc that is actually the problem. Paqueta is starting for a supposed World Cup contender when his club jus got relegated. Since when on earth would the Brazil NT start somebody whose club just got relegated? Casemiro looked fine once Paqueta went off for Endrick. Paqueta is the real problem. They need to play Cunha at 10 and Endrick at 9 so that Guimares can play 8 and help cover ground. They dominated that second half with Paqueta gone.

  679. @disqus_diWog6gNZq:disqus we went to the Warner Bros Park in Madrid, why didn't you tell me that Daffy Duck is called Pato Lucas in Spanish

  682. why do I have the feeling I have more Mexican shit in my room than you since I have a fuckload of Aztec crap I bought at Teotihuacan

  684. Apparently jet blue lost a part of plane???
    Officially delayed
    Lord

      1. Like the plane been sittthere for like 2 hours- how u gonna check the minute before boarding

  687. Telling Deer’s work that she’s messing with her goose instead of working from home.

  688. I don't like it how people on the male to female subreddit use emojis like a teenage girl would. It's a bit too much.

    1. I’m sorry, is that a trans reddit? Is that the name of an anime? I’m so confused

          1. It's kind of complicated but I had to get a specific body part amputated due to a very rare complication and it's something only trans people undergo (electively of course)

    1. If he joins the Warriors that’s just to glorify his farewell tour by playing with Steph not to actually compete for a championship.

  690. If LeBron comes back to the Heat and wins a championship he’ll officially be the GOAT to me.

  691. Haaland is going to drag his team to victory. He has never dropped the ball ever. If they lose its still going to be a high scoring game.

  692. Wait it already started and both teams have zero shots on target after 30 minutes nevermind I forgot the Norwegian manager is weird

  693. I love the chants from the crowds. The Morocco one yesterday felt like I could sample it in a song.

    1. Aussie boys were in a bender
      Donald Trump is a sex offender

      By Australia is the best chant lol

    3. and then comes the US crowd

      "we believe that we can win, we believe that we can win" 💅💅💅

  697. Paqueta confirmed injured and out of the next match

    it just gets better

  698. They always tell us to watch James Corden afterward like a fucking threat

  699. (un)fun fact about Norway

    they are the only national team we have never managed to win against

  701. I've never felt heat this intense before in my life and it's going to get even hotter

  702. Sony should buy Arkane since it seems like no one else wants them. It's a perfect fit.

  703. Realistically they're probably done though. It was a good run.

  704. I’m genuinely not even mad about not getting Fernandez. 85 million for a player who has been on 2 relegated teams in a row is fucking retarded. These fees are getting so inflated it’s actually become insane. This dude isn’t worth a cent over 40 mil

  706. We need to go for Sangare now. He’s statistically the same player but would be half the price from Ligue 1

  711. Harby caling Amad mid is crazy. If he was at Brighton he’d be going to Chelsea for 140 million.

    1. Satty, if Wout Weghorst was at Brighton he’d be going to Chelsea for 140 million

  721. Gabriel you better mark that norwegian freak like your life depends on it on Sunday

  726. Leo is stronger than me. I would have definitely fell asleep during this game if it was on at midnight local

  729. back in 2002 World Cup, the matches were at 3am and we'd wake up to watch it

      1. Idk I just heard the chant I didn’t see them actually rowing until now lol

  733. I wish I could count on the Swedes on a major upset, but then I look at their manager and shudder and vomit

  734. how did they go from a god damn nightmarish striking duo Larsson + Ibrahimovic to this Gyokeres + Isak garbage

    1. Ibra’s bicycle kick for Sweden is still the greatest goal I’ve ever seen

  735. lol they’re calling MetLife stadium “New York New Jersey Stadium” to avoid using MetLife

    1. They can’t use any of the branding. They’ve called Levi’s “San Francisco stadium” all tournament and it pisses me off. That shit is in Santa Clara bitch

      1. Yeah I saw that they covered up the Levi’s logo and Levi’s used the blank logo in some of their marketing lol

  737. Time to hopefully finish the shed today since my cousin has the day off. We should have finished yesterday but they cut this fucking metal sheet wrong so we had to cut our own holes out and that took like an hour and a half to fix so we just said fuck it and bought a 12 pack and watched the second half of the Holland/Morocco game.

    1. Bro I wanted him for so long and we got Boqvist back. Now we need a goalie

      2. Fantastic. You got Celebrinis future winger and got two top 10 dmen in the draft, one that fell like 10 spots of where he was projected

  741. Sweden is getting absolutely spanked they’re just parking a fucking Semi.

  744. This whole thing getting called Xbox reset reminds me of the thanos snap

  747. PSG parked the bus against Bayern in the second leg and Olise was useless. Potter is probably emulating Enrique.

  751. are they playing a song from each country that scores? They played Major Tom for Germany yesterday, Daft Punk now

  754. It's not the best but you should watch Return to Seoul it's about a French Korean woman returning to Korea to discover her roots. Also I think you'll like Like Some in Love. It's about a Japanese prostitute.

  758. they play all of their matches as if they were just doing a practice friendly

  762. Imagine bringing on Cherki and Mateta as your garbage time subs lol

  763. Clair Obscur director loves KH2 and knows it's the best action RPG, I knew his taste was impeccable

  764. I swear if it actually rains on saturday I will be big mad, I want my pool party

  765. Scary part was that France never got out of first gear. That game was a couple heroic saves and lucky posts away from being 7-0. Mbappe has 573 matches 431 goals, 180 assists in his career. Truly fucking insane player.

    1. their B team is the second best national team in the world

      this shit is ludicrous

        1. they were able to not call up Camavinga, Ekitike, Kalulu, Chevalier, Coman…

  767. You know dating apps are garbage when I don't get hundreds of likes with my Danny DeVito cardboard cutout pic

    1. Raviot is better than 90% of the players other teams have. Him and Tchoumani cover all the ground. Not every player has to be a star, he keeps everything ticking and is a beast at progressing the ball.

  770. put this in your Tinder profile and you're gonna meet a lot of Norwegians tonight

  772. Hey if you had a smile on it can't be shit, it did it's job

  773. PProbably A choice to grill food outside today, but worth it

  774. Lmao. That shit is pretty good, but it's the messiest meal you could eat

  776. Shed is 90% done. Just gotta put the last touches on it and do the OCD things I need to. Should finish today

    1. Hypothetically speaking how many human bodies can fit in your shed?

  778. Sunny Mehta is cooking. Tossed out a bad goalie contract and got massive bottom 6 help

  779. Quinnones is the blackest Mexican I’ve ever seen. Good player though

  782. LMAO the gif of Deschamps bowing to the Dictator Mbappe. They fucking know lol.

  784. My prediction was 2-0 Mexico so this is going a bit too fast for me to be right lol

  787. did those mfers eat some jumping beans with tapatio before the match

    they're electric

    1. Bruh, it’s a Mexico world cup match in Mexico City. Of course it’s lit.

  788. England will probably play Mexico on the next round

    they will be mutilated by this mexican team

  791. the thing about Mexico is that they all play like garbage for their clubs, but when they wear a green shirt they become goddamn aztec gods or some shit

    1. They all play in Liga MX bro. You could tell me they had a 50/50 season and I’d believe you

  792. The thing that always truly holds Mexico back is that Mexicans are not very tall. They’re gonna get physically dominated by a big European team. Quinnones is not gonna do what he has been against a right side of Kounde/Saliba lol

  796. say what you want I like that you get sent off if you're too much of a coward to cover your mouth to trash talk

    1. Man, I used to bend over like I was tying my shoe and call people motherfuckers on the pitch and talk shit. What’s the difference. I seriously doubt an Ecuadorian was saying something racist to a Mexican lol

      1. doesn't matter. Blame a few Argentineans and Valencia players for not knowing how to behave like humans

  797. they implemented this rule because a few Argentineans racists were using this schtick to do racist remarks on black players

  800. Like I’m not arguing about the intention of the rule, it just makes me roll my eyes a bit when black players get bananas thrown at them in Italy every other week and you have the league commissioners saying “maybe they deserve it” but you suddenly pretend to care about racism. This rule will never be used or implemented again. It’s just fake bullshit

    1. have a few dimwits pay the price for their stupidity and everyone will start thinking twice about it

      1. Yeah, I know we all have to suffer dumb rules because Enzo Fernandez is a piece of shit.

  802. You can tell al the casuals are out because everybody is bitching about Mexico’s first goal being offsides lmao

  803. Watched the France highlights because I was only listening to the game while working but Jesus Christ. They legit could have won 12-0 without even trying. If not for the Keeper standing on his head, that would have been an all time thrashing. The reigning ballon Do’r winner is the worst player in their front 4. Genuinely the most insane attack since 2002 Brazil.

  804. Just woke up and I too watched the France highlights. This team is unfuckingbwlievable. No one is stopping them. Absolutely no one.

    1. Mboopi could have had 4 instead he got a mere 2 goals. Olise could have also had 4

      1. My Mbappe/France double into $3.50 now. Looking pretty solid.

    2. They never got out of first gear and they were a heroic keeper performance away from winning 12-0. Absolutely terrifying team. It’s scary how good their front 4 is. The reigning Balon D’or winner might be the “worst” player there lmao.

  806. I was gonna say “why is Karma up at 5 AM” but I forgor we’re not in the same time zone any more. I need more sleep

  807. I don’t sleep much these days. I pretty much wake up between 5 and 6 no matter what

  808. I need to finish Trails but I’m literally trying to do everything I can do in the game. It’s not gonna be a 10/10 just because I’m sure there will be better games in the series but it’s absolutely gonna be a high 9. It’s not on the level of Persona 3 or Chrono Trigger or the other games I gave 10’s though.

    1. Trails is the franchise to do everything in at least lol. Just wait when you get to crossbell and talk to every NPC every story update like the rest of us fools

    2. AAlso Works out since Sky 2 is only a couple months out

        1. YYou Mean you don't want to be playing Trails every part of the year?

  809. It’s hilarious how much Trump fucks everything up. The America 250 celebration was supposed to be a bipartisan event that was planned for almost a decade so of course Trump turned into a vanity project money laundering operation. One that Fox News is trying to constantly gas light us about kn attendance.

  810. IIronically enough Sony playing this move means it will take even longer for me to get the PS6. Most of my library is physical, so their only incentive to get me on their platform is their games, and, well… lol

  811. This is one of the worst things to happen in gaming history. Digital should've never been normalized.

  812. @thesatiricaltroll:disqus The problem is that this eliminates competition. The publishers get to monopolize pricing and there's nothing anyone can do about it. On PC there's some leverage in the form of piracy (albeit only for SP games) but on console there's none at all.

    1. I thought about that tbh but I was almost certain it wasn’t that because I feel like you’d have mentioned that by now lol

  814. It's ironic how Valve was the cancer that destroyed the gaming industry. Everything from microtransactions/gambling to GAAS to early access fix later to digital only was on them and they don't even make games anymore.

    1. You can hardly blame valve for digital only or microtransactions. I mean you could argue WOW had microtransactions before Steam was a thing.

      And digital only was inevitable. These companies are all run by psychos who won’t be happy unless they make every cent imaginable.

      1. Valve introducing lootboxes allowed for them to be integrated into every game though. You no longer needed an economy like WoW.

  816. I was watching someone react to the trailer for the new cute girls addicted to crack cocaine and opioids anime and it was funny how he tried showing his wife but she blew him off because she's already seen it

    1. My favorite part about depicting addiction in media if somebody is unattractive, they’re a weight on society, if a hot girl is addicted she “has a disease” and “deserves support”

    2. WWhy Are we getting that and the chainsmoking cat girl anime in the same season?

      1. who knows but I actually think the chainsmoking cat girl anime looks good. I dont like the overtly moe tone of the crack girl anime.

    1. nah, there must be a lot of westaboos like Kojima who think that cowboy culture is exotic.

      1. Everybody buying a revolver at Dick’s sporting goods to do the Ocelot gun spinning.

  822. Why are British people obsessed with ranch? Do they genuinely not have ranch dressing in the UK? It’s literally whipped egg whites, oil and spices, there’s no way they’ve never had it

    2. why would brits eat ranch when there's a curry shop in every corner. This is how they revive their dormant tastebuds weekly.

    1. I dunno, it would have worked with Homelander as well. The stadium stand scene.

  829. she doesn't have a single Mexico kit meanwhile I have Guadalajara, Cruz Azul, Monterrey and Toluca

    plus there's this pic on my ig of me and my gf wearing Mexico kits

  830. where's my honorary Mexican citizenship, I've watched more telenovelas than you

  831. Wtf is an esports stadium? A tv screen and a bunch of nerds sitting in front of it?

  832. Kind of fucking insane that currently, the reigning Ballon D’or winner is the “worst” attacker on France lol. Absolutely cracked team.

      1. Seriously, why is France such a hotbed? Is it because Paris is poor?

  834. Japan is kind of weird because they used to be the most extensively travelled country in the world (probably in human history) and now they never leave

    1. That dude has been to Kongo as much as that one random ass ginger on their team. Which is none.

      1. I mean, so does Balogun in the US I guess. Dude was literally born in NY out of an accident

  837. I'm half joking but it is sort of weird how mixed race children are a tiny portion of the population but Mbappe, Yamal, Olise, Bellingham and so on are all mixed race

    1. Olise is barely French to begin with. He just chose the country because he knew he won't win shit for England

  838. Deer, my dad just texted me the picture of Haaland in the cowboy gear lol.

  839. I’m sure he’s been to the USA a bunch though. I’m 99% sure they won’t even let that dude named Pedro into Qatar

  841. I genuinely might predict 4 or 5-0 to France against Paraguay. Hell, I’d be shocked if it isn’t more. If the Swedish keeper hadn’t made like 8 saves it could have been like 12-0

  842. England doesn’t let the fans drink in the stands during the game so for them, like 90% of the budget

  843. If the Norwegians dare to do that boat rowing thing against us we'll bring an entire samba school

  845. Mateus Fernandes and Elliot Anderson combined having the price of 200+ million is genuinely fucking insanity. These transfer fees have got to stop being so inflated. The PL clubs gotta say enough is enough at some point

      1. there is a toucan nest on one of the trees on the street. A green beaked one.

  850. I feel like Satty might think I am messing with him but yes, there are monkeys and green parkeets in the backyard, the occasional toucan passes by, as well as a big-ass porcupine every now and then

    1. No, I 100% believe it. I just didn’t know if toucans were native or not. I actually don’t know where they’re from lol

      1. they are indeed native. They show up more often when our fruit trees blossom

  851. trying to plan my next vacation and I can't decide between Jamaica, a Balkans road trip, or Morocco

    1. visit sri lanka maybe? it's like India but supposedly more normal despite the insane civil war and ethnic guerillas who pioneered suicide bombing

  855. Any thoughts on over tourism? Do you think complaints from locals in cities like Barcelona, Prague and Kyoto are reasonable?

  856. There's the Nara anti-chinese tourism psychopath. I should make a thread about him because he did something to this girl that really bothered me.

  858. All of Korea's historical cultural sites are in the North. Pyongyang was a legendary fortress and the one of the last holdouts during the Imjin War. Just up the Yalu River there's also a sacred mountain with a lake in the middle where the Koreans believe their people spawned out of (it looks like the sacred fire nation mountain in ATLA) and people used to make pilgrimage there for thousands of years.

  859. And Mitchell Robinson to the Celtics. This day keeps getting worse lmao

    1. I don’t think he’s that good, it’s the to the Celtics part that’s funny lol

      1. Yeah, he’s a good rebounder and decent rim protector but he’s useless on offense.

      2. He's fantastic for rebounds but yeah he needs to be load managed constantly and he doesn't know how to shoot a FT

  860. Actually I just realized I do walk everywhere unfortunately but that's because I can't drive and it's hard using trains

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