2 thoughts on “RH: Post “E3” edition”

  1. Speaking of Burger King again, didn’t they spend absurd money flooding every fucking ad break with the whopper whopper double whopper shit and now they’re like “Sorry guys, we know we sucked?”

    Why don’t you just lower the prices and make the food better instead of spending hundred of millions on your shitty jingle commercial everyone hates?

  2. I truly hope this world cup is a shit show. Fuck Trump and fuck Fifa. I genuinely hope Trump gets assassinated.

  3. I couldn’t be an executive. I’m not short sighted enough obviously

  4. If I was an exec or somebody in the government, I would spend all day trying to get data centers put in the richest possible neighborhoods.

  5. I saw that CV remake is confirmed 3rd Person only. Thank goodness. Get 1st Person out of my RE games 😤

    2. We legit would not be getting this Code Veronica remake or any of the remakes if 7 wasn’t first person.

      1. 7 didn’t save the series because it was 1st person 7 saved the series because they stopped smoking the crack they were on when they did RE6. If 7 was 3rd person, it would still be great.

        1. Doing something completely different and reinventing the franchise again absolutely did save it. It’s not just that RE7 isn’t RE6. Revelations 1 and 2 aren’t RE6 and yet they didn’t save shit.

          7 actually being a new direction for the series had the same exact effect RE4 had when the series stagnated in the 2000’s. It reinvigorated people’s interest. That first trailer had everyone going from “Fuck Resident Evil and Capcom” to “Wait this might actually be something new and good.” Instantly.

          1. Am I in Bizarro world or something but didn’t everyone absolutely hate RE7 when it was revealed? People didn’t agree that it was good until after it came out

          2. I’m talking about the first actual trailer. Not the initial reveal which was basically just a title and Capcom promising it’s actually Survival Horror this time.

  6. I thought RE7 was just a Kojima PT clone because of that demo they released

    1. Unfortunately for Capcom, Bloober Team has a monopoly on shitty PT clones

  8. Can this country please, please go one fucking day without something utterly insane happening. It’s all I ask man.

    1. This is never getting made come on lol. These companies have been talking about AI generated content for like 3 years. It’s not happening.

        2. You're right but the problem is it'll render all of their IP completely worthless.

          1. They don’t care about that. The problem is nobody is sitting down to watch an AI movie or TV show for hours and hours. The slop content isn’t seeked out or spent hours over. It’s literally just the kind of shit you see on facebook that’s obviously fake garbage. Nobody is sitting down every week for 45 minutes and watching AI John Wick lol

  11. I guess I’ll pick Mexico, isn’t soccer their whole thing even though they don’t win like ever?

    1. Yeah it makes no sense how they're so bad while Uruguay is a fraction of the size and relatively good

      1. Because most of the good South American talent goes straight to La Liga/France or the Prem right away. Look at Cavani, he went from his home club to Palermo to PSG in 5 years. Most of the players in Mexico never even make it to a top league.

  13. Also, I hate to say it, Mexico being the soccer capital of the world has always been low key racism because Mexicans are extremely vocal about it in a country where nobody really cares.

  15. Deer, he has a lot of potential but he needs to go to Europe or at least Brazil/Argentina because he is NOT gonna achieve anything at fucking Tijuana lmao

  16. I know yellow and red cards are fouls, but what’s the difference? Is it like a common foul and a flagrant in basketball?

    1. Yellow can be given for repeated fouls, dangerous conduct (late tackle), intentional handball, time wasting or stopping a clear breakaway.

      Red is only given for two yellow cards, violent conduct (basically fighting or hitting somebody) or just dangerous play (high tackle, studs up etc). It can also be given for denial of a clear goal (think clear path in the nba)

  17. Like that was a yellow because it was a lat tackle but not a red because it wasn’t excessive force.

    1. You know how in american football if you lineup in the neutral zone it’s a penalty on the offense? Imagine that but the soccer movement is stopped when somebody goes behind the last player on the defense.

        1. There’s way more to it but that’s the simplest explanation.

  20. Lyle Foster scored a goal against Lille to win me the Europa League in a FM save lol

  21. I feel like I was really starting to learn the game last World Cup but I forgot everything lol

    2. is this a character? I thought it was the thing Luke milked mouth to breast

  23. Fable has really interesting gameplay but is it just generic fantasy setting with fantasy story? what is it actually about? I also just don't like fantasy at all.

      1. France. I just don’t see how many teams can cope with their front 3. But who knows honestly.

        1. Okay I really hope you're right because I just bet everything I own on this

  32. Also, the Eye Patch cele from Mr. Honest Work goes so fucking hard.

  33. Lol that play by De’Aaron Fox was so bad MoistCritikal even made a video about it

  34. I hope this doesn't make me a fake weeb but I don't like Japanese food at all. Tonkatsu and karage are just fried meat so I thought they'd be fine but they still taste bad.

    1. Sushi is definitely overrated but otherwise it's pretty good food imo

    1. You know just because it’s raw doesn’t mean anything. They flash freeze all sushi grade tuna so there are no parasites or diseases.

  38. So many hentai games are completely ruined by them being hentai games. I just want the story. I dont want to watch the protagonist have sex with his younger terminally ill step sister in her hospital bed. This is also why Key alone was so successful and reigns supreme.

      1. The romance animes nowadays don’t have enough going of age stories for him

          1. No, coming of age like becoming an adult I guess Idk what he yaps about

  39. Been in a Final Fantasy mood after watching some of Resonance, even though its a gacha remake it looks so cool. I started IV for the first time and I did not expect to be enjoying it this much. The story is really good and Cecil is such a likeable character right away.

    1. FF IV is really good but it is kinda goofy at the end. Are you playing the 3D remake or the pixel remaster?

  40. Harby is gonna continually argue with me about this shit lmao. Licha gets a soft ass red for barely touching DCL’s man bun, it’s only called once and then they change the rules. Fucking fuck off,
    i know what I’m seeing. They were trying to force a top 5 fight so hard. Too bad Liverpool and chelsea bought a bunch of shit players so it didn’t work https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7d5a981da47b2400ea823d893f52bfbad57326d50443f0be19016f2efbb0f18a.jpg

    1. I mean that’s stupid. No wonder Cucurella wants into another league

  41. Like honestly, you think they weren’t trying to pull some bullshit for ratings by suspending our best CB for Chelsea and Liverpool? Get your head out of your ass. This shit is as real as Natalee’s tits.

  42. JJust For the record the people that came here like almost 2 weeks ago didn't know I posted here. Neither of them have a problem with me and I have no problem with them. The one kurumi/alwenna and me just had a misunderstanding. We made peace. She never had a problem with me.

    1. Are you preparing for tonight’s historic match of USA vs Paragay?

      1. It’s so bad harby. He said he loved the inflation yesterday.

        Inflation is worse now than when Biden was in office by about 16%

  47. The forecast for the UFC event at the white house is that it will be raining. Please god let this happen. Just give me this one thing.

  48. I can already see the 3AM rage tweet now “Nasty woman Mother Nature RUINED my historic UFC event- Very sad! Her and the liberal Democrats rigged the weather against me and my good friend the amazing Dana White! It was going to be such a big day for America but the evil Dumbocrats can’t let us have this”

  49. Keep in mind this was AFTER Semenyo got his hair pulled and they didn’t call it either the same week

  51. Whole day shopping with the gf 😓 I found one amazingly perfect shirt from Zara though 😎

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      1. I might have been unintentionally channeling it lol. It def came from somewhere

        1. I only wish they would have given her mask the same texture as that one mod but we can’t always get EVERYTHING we want.

  54. Harby, my GF and I were watching the South Korea game last night and I mentioned I have a soft spot for Son even though I don’t like Spurs and she said “Would you wear a Tottenham kit of Son?” And I said “No, I like you I don’t want to bottle the relationship.” And she didn’t get what bottle meant but I think she got what I was saying lol

    1. lol
      She will get it after this world cup.

      Infect her ig reels and she def will. Mine gets more Liverpool reels than I do 😭

      1. I won’t subject her to rooting for United. Yet. Although she did know who Ji Sun Park was so maybe it’s too late.

  57. Afterlife and the Shark Club from Hitman Blood Money are by far the two most iconic gaming nightclubs. Then basically Lizzie’s bar and the Underworld club from Vampire The Masquerade.

  59. Harby, she has been for like over a month, I just finally got sick of writing “the neighbor”

    1. it would've been funny if you kept calling her that even after getting married

    2. And that is why I was unsure whether she was yet or not lol

      1. Like I said, we’re taking things slow but I basically go to her house every night.

        1. It’s easy when you’re neighbors. I envy that. We were together a ton with the gf as well and by the end I basically lived at her place without us actually living together. So the transition to actually living together has been super easy and natural

          1. I have an inside joke with her that we became romantic out of Stockholm syndrome from her just being around me for like 7 months lol

          3. She just laughed because I said that to my cousin once and it became a joke lol

    1. Your laptop is extremely close to my old one before I got my current one. Different model though because I think the plug was on the other side

      1. This piece of crap is my student laptop. It serves it’s purpose. I never needed a better one because I had a proper pc but that’s dead now

  64. I'm watching Lars and the Real Girl and I have no idea how I've never heard of it before now. It's exactly the kind of thing I would like.

    1. And then Bosnia almost scores at the other end. That would have been a classic

    1. 25+ minutes still and they’ve been close to scoring multiple times already. It’s coming if it stays like this

  69. I’m sorry but the expanded world cup is just gonna lead to so many low quality games like this. No offense to Spiffy and Canada but this is like watching Blackburn vs Crawley Town at 5AM on a Saturday.

  70. Arsenal fans be like “Kolasinac? That’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time… Loooong time”

    1. Wait they scored? I was just going to mention they've never scored before.

  76. Why are my neighbors yelling like crazy? I think they scared all the dogs.

      1. No I know why but I didn't think people cared about this that much

    1. Home advantage has really come into play in this second half

  80. Half of Canada’s team are from the Mexican providence it seems.

  83. It looks like Microsoft might sell Xbox. It was always GamePass or bust.

  85. I think you should actually just name people they're likely not familiar with but sound respectable. My role models are Mencius and Xunzi. Done.

  90. What kind of job interview question is that? What would you possibly glean from that info unless they said “I laughed at a video of Hitler kicking a Jewish puppy, that was fire bro”

  91. Cleaning out the house and I found a bottle of Wild Turkey after shave from 1978. I decided to smell it and it smelled like if you put a lemon air freshener in a diesel truck.

  93. The bottle is cool so I’m gonna keep it but I made sure to empty out the liquid

  94. Here what we together all of us achieved tonight. Good job dp

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      1. You can beat it. Take cover and shoot it. Use the squad commands to destroy it’s shields or barriers and lift him up or throw him down. Don’t melee a charging krogan

        1. I’m stuck fighting the thorian. It keeps respawning and killing me

          5. I shoot it and it makes another and then they kill garrus and me. I don’t remember third guy

          6. It keeps waking those thorian creepers and every now and then you face an asari clone. Simply shoot the tentacles once, wait for the creepers that it awakens, kille them, shoot the tentacle again and kill the creepers. If you destroy the whole tentacle immediately then they all wake up from that area and you get swarmed. As for the asaris, use squad powers and your own to warp its shields and/or barriers and then lift it, freeze it, throw. Just make it not be able to move while you go shoot it

          7. See this is the shit I needed. I kept shooting at the tentacle and got swarmed. …. umm how do you use squad power again?

    1. I feel sorry for 20,000 people about to get laid off because of this

    2. I don't understand why it's like this though. They don't even have their own engine.

  96. Bruh, a journalist asked about the algae growth on the reflecting pool monument in DC and the fucking person in charge of it blamed Biden lmao. Like come the fuck on.

  97. We’re getting so, so irresponsibly, dangerously close to the “Biden shit my pants” meme

  98. I'm watching the Halo CE RR demo and I forgot how much I loved this game. There's nothing they could do to make it bad.

    It's only really hindered by UE5-isms in some areas and looks fine most of the time.

  99. What is Blood Message? I've never heard of it before but the gameplay demo has 10 million views in 5 days.

  100. Is this the Chinese Witcher 3? It looks more like Horizon or Assassin's Creed gameplay wise.

    1. Same but I can’t help it. I joke about it a lot but narcolepsy sucks.

    1. They have good players but as a whole, no. Most of their defense plays in MLS.

  110. Balogun is our best striker. His hold up play and finishing is better than Pepe even though I like him.

  111. The people who genuinely think Poch isn’t so far and away the best manager we’ve ever had are legitimately insane. Our counter pressing and build up play has been unbelievable.

  112. Everybody who said GGG was good enough should be deported by ICE. Poch has us set up extremely well for this match.

  115. What composure on that touch to take it around the defender. Best striker we’ve had since Donovan.

  116. Not that it’s saying much being better than fucking Altidor and wood

    1. I genuinely hope Dana White gets brutally beaten with a crowbar by a midcard fighter. Anything less is too kind a fate for that rapist

    2. These carnies should all be fucking shot on live tv. I hope it rains so hard they can’t have an event and Trump has a fucking stroke from raging like a baby. Fucking cunts. Especially Dana White. Wife beating piece of fucking shit that should be buried further than 6 feet so nobody has to dig up his pathetic skeleton on accident.

    3. These carnies should all be fucking shot on live tv. I hope it rains so hard they can’t have an event and Trump has a fucking stroke from raging like a baby. Fucking cunts. Especially Dana White. Wife beating piece of fucking shit that should be buried further than 6 feet so nobody has to dig up his pathetic skeleton on accident.

  129. I did the mission where you get Grunt. For the first time ever I brought Mordin with me and at the end there’s a unique dialogue option on the wheel dedicated just for him about professional jealousy. This game is simply GOATed. New shit even after all of these playthroughs

        1. Because that type of stuff is the first thing sacrificed for graphical power. Anything that won’t be experienced by more than 30% of players gets cut.

    1. Poor Almiron- first he plays for Newcastle then gets spanked by us

    2. Yes he fucking did. Our counter press and build up play was so fucking good compared to the past. I know it’s Paraguay, but they have a few decent players. That first half was maybe the best I’ve ever seen team USA play.

  132. Don Carlo is just like “Ehhh I don’t know the fucking words”

    1. I never expected a godzilla movie to actually be good tbh

  135. PPlaying more Sly 2 and debating if I should install Witcher 3. I want to get ahead since I know next year I am absolutely booked for games

      1. CChapter 4, the jail break. I dig when games temporarily depower you like that lol. I think the next mission is rescuing Murray

        1. Oh yeah that’s great. I love the vibe in that map. Was scawy for lil Harby

        2. I will say if this did not have the rewind feature there would be a lot more annoying sections

  136. FFr. I also like that at a couple points it's just Jaws but Godzilla

    2. Fuck that. Drink coffee and stay up until evening and go to bed early. You fix your scehdule as well

  139. I don't want to know where Murray hid that half of the heart

    1. Lol, I knew you’d make a world of tanks joke soon. I felt it in me plums I did

  143. Honestly, I kinda don’t even want a new console. I’m having a ton of fun playing old games but I need to finish Trails. I’m almost done but I need to focus on it again. I’ve been playing Alan Woke and Mega Man

    1. YYeah a new console is mostly only worth it for the performance stability imo, and you already have a 4 Pro so like do you even need a PS5 or anything? But yes, finish Trails dammit

    1. Alien Prometheus writers “Yo, this helmet is genius? Why didn’t we copy this?”

  147. Ngl I'm contemplating replaying RE4R or the Claire side of RE2 again. Finishing Sly comes first either way

      1. OOne of the few series that I feel like I can just randomly replay for some reason

        1. Same, like I just randomly picked up and replayed 3 remake last year out of nowhere. It also helps they’re generally quick to finish too

  149. I feel like such a bad boyfriend when I tell her I don’t feel like hanging out but I’m so fucking tired all the time right now because I’m sleeping like shit. I hope she understands but I’m like ridiculously grouchy at night because of how tired I am.

  151. Even the low dose ritalin rucks me up if because I don’t take it ever. Like I feel as if I’ll just play balatro for 20 hours straight or some shit lol

  153. I don’t know. I’m just saying shit to say it. She probably doesn’t even care.

    1. Long As you don't ignore her for like 2 weeks it's probably fine

    2. What do you mean sleeping like this? Do you wake up prematurely or just not fall asleep?

      2. I wake up every 2 hours and most of the time it takes a while to get back to sleep or I fall asleep for 4 hours and I’m not tired any more. It’s just how narcolepsy works.

  155. That Miserwowski performance last night was the best pitching performance I’ve ever seen from a non-perfect game. 1 hit away from a perfect game but a 15 strikeout Maddux and he threw the two fastest pitches in the statcast era (104.5, 104.3[WTF])

    This dude might legitimately be a top 15 pitcher all time if he stays healthy. His motion is so fucking smooth and easy for how hard he throws,
    i genuinely think he can. And it’s not that he just throws hard, he’s dotting pitches at 104 and his sinker has so much late life it’s explosive as fuck. Last night Contrearas had to challenge a 2 seamer that both the batter and the ump gave up on because it broke so much so late.

  156. I know people here don’t know baseball but a 15 strikeout complete game under 100 pitches is genuinely a top 3 game I’ve ever seen pitched and I watched Matt Cain’s perfect game.

    he had more swinging strikes than balls thrown. Literally one of the most insane pitching performances ever.

  157. I’m good at pitching on the Show and I genuinely don’t think I could throw 74/95 strikes on rookie difficulty tbh.

  159. Spiffy, I can’t take anti insomnia medication. My doctor said that it might help but it might also cause me to be drowsy all day.

    1. I don't know, I'm sorry. Do you not feel drowsy normally without Ritalin? I have the same problem but I don't take any medication either despite being told to.

  161. Spurs need their Mark Jackson to Steve Kerr coaching upgrade. Team is young af and talented but they need a real coach.

  163. I wasn't able to watch the USA game last night because a transformer blew and we lost power for 4 hours

  166. I hope whoever came up with those tank controls was demoted

  168. I missed the US game so can’t speak for that but not a single good game in the world cup yet so far

    1. Fifa be like “Now I know Qatar is probably about to put jackets on but think of the ads, I mean player safety”

  172. This is like objectively the worst group possible for the DP other than Mexico also being in this group.

    One of the only groups where 3/4 places are represented in some way here.

    1. Go find some paraguayans to recruit so we get the full set

    2. Go find some paraguayans to recruit so we get the full set

    1. Puma be like “Shout out neon kits that have nothing to do with the team. Gotta be one of my favorite genders”

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    1. First pic looks like an Insta post captioned “Just comitted Genocide, #blessed”

      1. He was on the Fire. I thought he retired but he’s back at Basel in Switzerland.

  178. Bro mtv3 coverage is fucking ass. Just ads. Yle tv was studio and game coverage only

    1. Brother, Fanatics uniforms were so bad the players were complaining about the on field fucking uniforms they were wearing. They made errors on official on field worn gear lol

        1. There was an infamous incident where all the stitching fell off a baseball player’s uniform that caused the entire league to apologize lol

  181. My hottest vidya take is that soccer moms were right and violent video games should've never been normalized.

    1. Video games being violent is fine. I played GTA when I was like 6 and I have a spotless criminal record and have never been in a fight ever.

      It’s just lazy bullshit that conservative politicians push because it makes them seem “wholesome” to people who freak out over a mexican moving into the neighborhood. These same cunts will screech about how they need the entire defense budget to go to KILLING AND MAIMING FAFO

      1. But do you think any fictional content is fine as long as you don't act on it in real life? and that there's no connection between the two? I'm not sure it should ever feel good to kill people. Someone who masturbates to loli hentai might never SA a child but they know they're perceived very negatively and that probably keeps their conscience stable.

        1. I think there’s a rating system and adults should be responsible and use it.

          1. They shouldn't be banned or anything but just taboo like how porn and gambling used to be until 5 years ago. You should feel like a degenerate for playing them.

  182. How long do we have to wait for the first good match of football

    1. The knockout rounds when we don’t have Equatorial new guinea vs Haiti.

    1. I hope those Moroccoans get humiliated but this Brazil is ass

        1. That AFCON final and the whole tournament the way they played and tried to rig a home win

          3. I kinda just filed that under “Things that might officially of happened but I’m gonna pretend they didn’t”

            That mentality gets a lot of work these days with Trump.

  184. Also harby, tbf, Shaqiri looked middle age as a 22 year old lol

  186. Feeling strangely calm about game 5 tonight but I'm sure the nerves will hit 30 minutes to tip off

      1. We're never gonna get a fair shake at officiating at all this series

    2. why though? if the knicks lose the next two then you can win it at all at home.

          1. It’s ok. I still think it’s the old way too because it was always like that when I was younger.

    1. Weird too because he has 21 goal involvements in the Swiss league??? What lol

        1. I figured he was washed and barely playing but apparently he’s Basel's best player lol

  190. I'm so dumb I thought Albania was playing and wanted to check the score but I forgot Xhaka and Shaqiri both play for Switzerland.

    1. “Think about the poor Qatari’s suffering in…” walks outside

      74 degree perfect california weather

      “See won’t somebody think about the ads… I mean… player safety?”

  192. I actually overestimated how hot it was. It’s 68 in SF right now lmao. Give me a break

  193. This finishing is making me want to jump into the nearby canal

      2. I just remember there were plans for a DP IRL meet up during world cup but that was ages ago.

  196. Tomorrow is Germany and then after Holland vs Japan that should be good

    1. Harby, DM me “Hemlock” if Filoni and Kennedy are holding you hostage

  200. Arbeloa is gonna be the Fulham coach lmao wtf where did that come from

  201. Bro perfect ball in to the back post but these idiots stopped running and then continued later and obsv they can’t get there in time anymore

  208. This Brazil team is fucking tragic by their standards. Maybe Leo was right

  212. This gen of Brazil players just isn’t it. They have no chemistry.

  215. Gabriel getting exposed bad now that the entire team isn’t behind the ball

  216. Gabriel getting exposed bad now that the entire team isn’t behind the ball

    2. Watch el grande americano vs al grande americano original in the mask vs mask match for a good match

      1. I actually did see it. Twas a good match. Not good enough for 5 meltzer stars though because it wasn’t in the Tokyo Dome

          1. My cousin was playing MLB the Show and one of the unlockable stadiums is the Tokyo Dome lol.

    1. Vlad hits the piss out of the ball, he just never gets it in the air lol

    2. Vlad hits the piss out of the ball, he just never gets it in the air lol

  222. Yeah, I’m pretty happy with this change. 99% of the time they change formulas in colognes it gets worse but this is actually about the same but slightly better.

        1. It all looks bad. Like genuinely if you told me to make the graphics that looks like what I’d make lmao

          1. TThey Said it would be like no mercy so it legit was my biggest disappointment

  224. I was really worried too because this is my go to summer cologne and has been for like 9 years

  225. @BlahBlahBlahTrees:disqus harbys loins burn your hot passionate love. Harby screams every night lemme be your cum dumpster daddy

    2. Incredible player on his day won everything but he washed and plays in saudi

  230. I legit wonder what twas thinks since I've been sending him messages like that for 3 years

  231. Brentford is at least respectable. They finished above Chelsea.

    1. Times are bad when a Brentford player starts as a #9 for Brazil

  233. Harby so I only shoot the tentacle once? Then kill clone and repeat?

  234. Why didn’t they just take the free kick…?
    That was stupid to resume possession

      1. It depends. If you’re in your half or just over midfield, it might be better to catch them sleeping and take it quick and just go. But if you’re within their 3rd or your own probably better just to take the full free kick like a set piece and run a play

      2. If you have a good coutner attack on transition going you should try to keep it going

  235. Yes every time you damage the tentacles more creepers wake up

    1. And save after every encounter. If you can’t fall back until you can

  238. Yeah, I was ok with the Vitello experiment and was willing to give him a pass this year but I think I’m just done. You don’t call a position player up to the majors and make him make his debut as a pitcher in a blow out. That’s fucking disrespectful to him and to the game. He’s not even a good enough manager to justify it either, I don’t get the sense that anybody respects him, this isn’t college.

  239. Also, I genuinely can’t believe that 3 of the games I bought randomly have gotten remakes/remasters announced right after I bought them. I’m the architect of my own reality.

  241. I didn't even try story mode. You can't even give your caw pants and a shirt

  242. If Brazil were gonna bring a useless old guy they should have brought HULK

    1. Start saving more often. It’s way better in Legendary Edition but Mass Effect 1 auto save is a pain

      1. Mass Effect 1 auto save laughs in the face of your desperate pleas for it to work properly.

      2. Mass Effect 1 auto save laughs in the face of your desperate pleas for it to work properly.

      3. I assumed if I saved during a boss it would just make me restart it

    1. Lol, I posted the official ref assignment page and said “As predictable as the sun rising in the East. It’s time for The Extender to rise to action”

    1. Brother, they’re using Ibanez as a starter. They’re a far cry from having Cafu and Roberto Carlos.

  246. Carlo changed the game with those subs. Brazil now in total control and just in time for the capitalist hydration break for that momentum to die

    1. Are hydration breaks a new thing? Heard it’s required by law or something. Pretty shady.

      1. They’re not new. But they have been super short under minute and in scorching heat where it actually is for the players’ health

  248. Im happy for vini at least – he was struggling on international

  252. This sport has never felt more dead than with those 2 minute ad breaks

    1. Better than 4 to 5. With ads all over the ring and dude wipes sponsoring matches

      1. There is nothing that symbolizes the current state of America than giant dude wipes and budweiser signage in front of the white house lawn

  254. Vini starting to get frustrated. Never a good thing. Bro needs to learn to chill

    1. Exhibition mode random team where you end up with Gibraltar vs Las Palmas B

  267. Lmao what happened to Neymar’s hairline. As washed as his career

    1. Bro’s hat is working harder than his ligaments trying to get injured before his sister’s birthday

  268. Harby was slim Jim tables now. No they're not tables made of meat. They're just boring with logos

    1. He should be starting. This team has no dog and his Xdawg is off the charts

      1. Good new rule change they can switch corner to goal kick and vice versa if done fast after the call. So no Yanited cheat can prosper

      1. Well not a gazebo but like a sun shelter thing from Costco lmao

        1. Gazebo would be better. Costco sun shelter is such an unc move

          3. Bruh how does your yard look like a home and living magazine every fucking season. I don’t get it

          5. I swear to god he like adds powdered designer snow to his yard in winter. Shit is always fucking perfectly snow dusted. It’s insane.

  284. Second half has been a snooze. The first one was easily the best of the tournament

  286. Jimmy, what would you do if your kid called the Switzerland kit “fire” and wanted you to buy it?

    1. Dang. Forgot you live with your gf now. Then you gotta go to bed

  291. Fabinho looks like if you put me in midfield right now dear god.

  295. That was going wide lol
    But the recovery save was insane after

  297. I'm only here for a minute but go Australia.

    I'm all for patriotism but seeing all these "news" articles here raging because some american streamer or presenter or the Turkiye coach or other general random said Australia won't do anything in the world cup is pretty funny. Yeah America won't either but I think we've made it out of the group stage maybe once ever? Of course we're not doing shit.

    2. HHarby should be a famous streamer who is in soccer events but he's too fat

      1. I would be so good at those streamer soccer matches because I can actually do physical activity without looking like I’m about to die.

    3. Sorry but we’re significantly better than you guys. No we won’t beat France either, but we have a team made up nearly exclusively of PL quality players now.

      1. I didn't say anything about Australia being better than USA, we both ass.

        And no your MLS players are not PL quality.

        1. We have 1 MLS player as a starter. The rest of our starters are either at European clubs or in the leagues outside the top 5 in Europe.

          1. Weird that you were complaining about your entire defense being MLS players yesterday then.

          2. And hang on, since when were European clubs and leagues outside the top 5 in Europe PL quality?

          4. But satty would never shift the goalposts. We must be mistaken Harby.

          5. OOr Ignore posts that he can't argue with and then make a different rant comment or repeat what he said so he acts like you didn't say anything

          6. Precisely. We should probably all get assessed for delusions.

          7. Unless we talk about last season’s garbage football in PL

          8. Australia's team is nearly exclusively made up of Tottenham level players.

          10. Bruh, that’s not because of the USA players, it’s because teams spend 150 million on shit like Woltemade lol

          11. Of course it’s not because almost none of them play there

          12. My point is that most of our olayers are good enough to have played in the PL which was not the case in the past. If you think this team isn’t way better than Australia you’re crazy.

          13. Unless we talk about last season’s garbage football in PL

          14. They don’t all play for PL teams but Ream, Mckinnie, Adams, Robinson, Richards, Pulisic, Balogun and Aaronson have all played at PL clubs at some point/and or big European clubs.

  298. USA, Parguay and I guess Turkiye? I haven't actually checked but we ass at sawker.

  302. Our team isn’t MLS players right now lol. I was complaining about the teams that made the gold cup

      1. I haven’t rejected it. I just haven’t been on steam with laptop. App doesn’t allow me to accept it

    1. These tickets cost more than only fans thots can afford. These world cup tickets are firmly in the “elite pornstar/boob streamer” price range

  314. Lol, these teams get to play indoors in LA and in SF and these poor fucks get to play outdoors in San Antonio? Which sadistic fucking FIFA official cooked this up

  316. Spiffy, I’m 99% sure she mostly agrees with me politically. She always laughs when I make fun of Trump like when I said in his voice “Yeah, the leader of Iran said ‘Donald, by all means end this war’ who is he to tell me how many of my means to use amiright folggs?”

      1. I just don’t think she’s that into politics tbh. IE: A normal person unlike me

        1. I think she knows enough to know trump bad that being said

    1. This is why the Knicks need to lose the clout chasers must be stopped

  319. I tried calling the pharmacy and they won't let me talk to a person. They send me a link and I doesn't work. Won't let me update my insurance since I got medicaid again. I need my meds you mother sons of the bitchs

    1. It’s so annoying dude. My healthcare has been a pain in the ass too. I hope you get your meds soon

      1. Thanks bro. It took me 10 minutes talking to a machine to be able to leave a voice mail.

        1. I had to call the phone company and they were legit rage baiting me with the AI.

      1. The bone in your hand connected to your pinky finger. I fractured it getting hit by a pitch.

    2. Yeah it wasn’t fun. I couldn’t grip anything with my left hand and I missed almost all of the season. But I still made an alternate on the all county team because the coach was like “You can cover every position so will you accept the last spot?” And I told him to take somebody else but he really needed my versatility I guess. That was the year I played 2nd, short, 1st and outfield in the same game and I didn’t even start lol

      1. IIn An alternate earth you're a baseball star with a tragic ending like the story mode Suda 51 did for a firepro game

    1. Send Mitch Johnson there more. They haven’t run an offensive set in 3 games lol

  324. I couldn’t be a pro athlete. I like saying very un-PR friendly things lol

  325. How much did the Knicks have to pay Sydney Sweeney to wear a Knick’s jersey?

  326. I'll be back later. My head is killing me but also gotta do chores. Stupidly volunteered to do dishes for my sister. Her kids suck and my urge to help people was too strong

  327. Who is less of a Knick’s fan: Kylie Jenner, Taylor Swift or Sydney Sweeney. Disqus.

      1. I think we can rule Taylor out sadly. She’s from Pennsylvania which is significantly closer than LA or Spokane Washington to New York lol.

        Kylie definitely only there because of Timofee Chalots but tbf, he’s from Manhattan. So my pick is Sydney tbh

  328. I’ve seen enough of Kornet. My goodness. At this point put Plumlee out there or a 7 foot tall cardboard cutout those would be more effective.

    1. OG for sure. He was better the first 3 games. Brunson was pretty brutal the first 2.

  340. I watched the new Gundam movie and they had Sweet Child O Mine as the ending theme and I groaned because it's the most overplayed rock song ever……… Then I realized something as I sit through the whole song: I only really don't like the first half. When they go on the guitar part and then the where do we go part it becomes goated.

  342. How the fuck does Australia have a black dude with the last name Toure?

  343. That dude ain’t stepped foot on that island give me a break lol.

    1. He grew up here and played here as a junior. Your racism is unsurprising though.

      1. I’m just making the “Kounde is French” joke but with Australia. Relax.

        1. Nah, you just don't think black people should be allowed out of Africa. It's ok, we already know your views on it

          1. No, the joke is that France steals all of Africa’s best players which is true lol.

  345. Wait, you have a guy born in Tanzania? This is the most diverse team of all time lol

    1. It just sucks not many of them are good enough for the premier league. I mean portugese premier league. Same thing though.

      1. I mean, some of them are on Championship teams which is probably a higher level than most of the other European leagues tbh

  347. Genuinely can’t believe we got a Knicks title before a Yankees one.

  348. Also is our Extending King washed? Many are saying Scott Foster doesn’t have it any more. Very sad.

    1. Oh yeah, what happened to everyone who isn't highly regarded knowing that the series was going to 7? You should have made those bets

      1. That was before the refs tried and failed twice to give the Spurs the game lol. It was rigged, just not enough to account for the Spur’s coach being bad.

        1. I mean, that no call on the close out can only be explained by malicious intent, he was fucking staring right at it from 2 feet away and ignored it lol

        2. I mean, that no call on the close out can only be explained by malicious intent, he was fucking staring right at it from 2 feet away and ignored it lol

    1. I sure hope they don’t perpetrate a billionaire pedophile ring so that they can have control of the entire US government by extension. That would sure be a tough pickle.

  352. New York might end up as bad as Fox News says it is tonight lol

  353. IDK who this left winger is but he has Turkey’s defender’s backing off like crazy.

  354. Low key I told Vadee that Mike Brown would be amazing for them and he didn’t believe me.

    1. The new Cap rules basically make dynasties impossible.

      Plus the only real “dynasty” since the 2000’s lakers has been the warriors but those were crazy circumstances because they got a top 10 player of all time on a non-max contract… and both his 2 other costars were late bloomers who also didn’t get maxs their second contract.

      New cap rules make it nearly impossible to keep a full team together.

        1. No. Spurs will have to pay Champenny, Harper, Castle, Wemby eventually. This is on top of having to get rid of Fox’s awful contract.

          OKC maybe because they have the next 40 years of fucking first round picks. But Chet is almost certainly gone and so are playeres like J Dub and Wiggans who will get overpaid because big athletic wings are the meta now

  356. Parking the bus at 1-0 with 30 minutes to go is certainly a choice

    1. Yes and we aren't defensively sound enough to safely weather 30 straight minutes of being attacked

  358. Being on loan from a Scottish club to Japan is fucking crazy lol.

  360. And that’s why you just weather the storm and counter. Turkey do not have good forwards.

    1. Except that didn't come from a full press situation, it was the one time they weren't parking the bus and they scored. Do you even watch football bro?

      1. You pick your moments is what I’m saying. You do not have the midfield to hold possession against Turkey. Your best bet is getting it to the wingers who are making Turkey run backwards constantly. They’re terrified of the pace.

        1. That doesn't involved the entire team playing in the backline though

          1. You’re right they shouldn’t be playing that deep. I should have said pass in behind instead of counter.

  364. My shit team isn't as shit as the other shit team. Yay me.

    1. Congrats dude. This is how I felt in high school when the Giants won their first title. Too bad I was 14 so I couldn’t drink or anything but all 3 of those titles were magic.

      Warriors? I celebrated 2015 and 2022 like crazy. The other 2 weren’t even fun tbh. I loved watching that team but you don’t feel elated they won, just kinda relieved things went to plan.

      1. I was at a friends house swimming and drinking, I know some people who went to the city. Absolute madhouse

        1. Remember when you used to say you’re never seeing any of your teams win in your adulthood lol.

  367. Sati did you see Gravenberch? It’s like I was right and you were wrong

    1. You can’t compare any of this to the PL. the pace of this is genuinely like league 2 compared to the space you get in PL

    2. Did you see the Turkiye captains interviews before and after the game yesterday? Apart from not saying it was all rigged it was peak Satty arguing.

      "We are a much more a talented team, we will dominate Australia".

      Loses 2 nil.

      "We did dominate them, their goals were long shots where we made mistakes and we were unlucky not to score. We played a much better game."

  368. I’m sorry but how is Curacao in the fucking world cup? These world cup expansions have gone too fucking far.

  370. Also we got Witcher 3 installed. Insane that the PS5 version requires half the space of the original lol

  371. The idea of a hostess club is so repulsive I can't imagine not being put off by it

    2. Have you considered you aren’t a lonely, overworked Japanese salary man?

  373. UFC is paying the fighters at the White House event in Trump crypto which is worth next to nothing lmao. The grift never ends and people just fucking accept it. Just fucking grifters and carnies and scammers everywhere in this shithole country now. But keep believing Trump never lies, dumb cunts

  374. The way Fifa's national team representation works is kind of soulless. Nearly the entire Moroccan team was born and raised in Western Europe, no one on France has French ancestry (why is Olise even there?) and you have guys named "Pedro" playing for Qatar.

    1. The entire Curacao team is made up of Dutch people who aren’t good enough to play for Holland.

    1. Because you’re racist against blonde people with good facial structures smhmh

  376. God, please, please let it rain on this UFC event. I’ll actually start talking to you sometimes again.

          3. Why the fuck would I root for anything that has to do with this desecration of the country’s sacred places? Having a UFC event at the white house isn’t even something they were stupid enough to do in Idiocracy.

  377. The Pep disease has infected every aspect of football. Who the fuck does Curaçao think they are trying to play out from the back against Germany? Get a fucking clue my god.

  378. Wirtz is making this midfield unplayably bad for Germany. He’s such a nothing player tbh. Dude is the most overhyped player of the last 5 years. Completely useless at anything outside the final third and he’s not even great there tbh

  379. Harby is mega coping thinking Wirtz is gonna be a star again next season. Dude is so meh.

  380. I'm gonna take my time with Witcher 3, but my first impression after 11 years since my last playthrough is man, no other open world game actually has this good of dialogue for NPC conversations

    1. Because it takes fucking soul crushing amounts of effort to make a game like Witcher 3.

      1. I mean sure but even games with a fraction of content don't have basic decent dialogue lol

  381. I’m super glad Curacao is in the World cup. This definitely doesn’t massively water down the competition at all.

      2. It's not even a real country. It's basically a Dutch overseas territory like the British Virgin Islands or French Guinea or Guam.

  382. It's crazy how the Witcher 3 was made start to finish in 3 and a half years.

  383. I told my GF I was gonna watch the Japan vs Netherlands game and she said “You just want to see shots of cute Japanese girls in the crowd” lol

  387. How bad is British food that the tourists are impressed by shit like Golden Corral lol

  388. I have a job training call on Thursday but thats the same time as the parade. I need to see if I can move that day lmao

    1. All these games ae dead dude. These NT don’t ever train together any more.

  390. I was excited for this. Hope Japan takes the lead so Koeman is forced to attack

  391. I’m never forgiving these cunts for voting for Trump again. How the actual fuck can anybody take Hegseth seriously? Every single one of the people in a position of power in government just fucking sound like they have no idea what’s going on.

    Congress needs to wake up and end this fucking war. Trump and his cronies are far too incompetent to do it so we need to cut the purse strings if not outright impeach Kegsbreath.

  392. I’ve never wanted to brutally beat somebody to death more with a baseball bat than Hegseth. Genuinely just want to watch these people get hurt.

  393. Unannounced The Witcher Multiplayer Game Slated for PC & Mobile; Gameplay Details Revealed

  394. It’s not even about the grift any more. Trump has no idea how to control the situation and nobody around him is anywhere near qualified to fix it. There’s a reason JD Vance is basically just on vacation. Nobody wants his fucking charisma of a dead dog ass around

  400. You can take the offsides out of Liverpool but you can’t take the offsides out of the man

  401. You can take the offsides out of Liverpool but you can’t take the offsides out of the man

  404. How bad is british food if they think Golden Corral is life changing

  405. Walking out I thought it was 7/10 but that’s because Ludwig Göransson cooked so unbelievably hard with the score that it almost brainwashes you. It’s def a 6.5/10 at the very most if not a 6/10. It’s not bad, but it’s not good, it just happened.

    The opening 10 minutes are actually really good and it never gets to that level again. 3rd act has one really cool scene and the baby was cute and funny https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6bcad14a7fb8c8f822f53ef712096eaa4ddd958bd06b8968467e5cffb13cab49.jpg

    1. And this ”movie” at least did do one thing. It made me like Mando himself again after the horrid 3rd season

  406. I feel as upset as Satty on a bad day whenever I accidentally read about 20th century British politics. The dumbest people in the world destroyed their entire country and there's nothing anyone can do about it now (besides secretly piss on their graves).

  410. Every single one of these games are the same. It’s just low quality across the board pretty much these days

  413. How is Amad not starting? I’m sorry but he did more in about 2 touches than 90% of both teams did all game

  414. Hail, wind gusts up to 70, and thunderstorms. Event is already delayed.

    Mother Nature did NOT vote for Trump lol.

    1. Another funny stat is the Knicks had their playoff win streak broken at the game he attended. Could've gone 15-0

  415. This is literally pornographic to me btw. This is hubris personified.

  416. Just found out Oliver Tree died from a helicopter crash in Brazil. RIP I used to listen to him.

  417. Thank the lord the Knicks won last night man. Can't believe the fucking Canes are finally winning the cup. If only the Panthers weren't beaten to hell this year

    1. It’s ok we’ll be back with fully fit Barkov next season

  419. World cup broadcast telling me to watch James Cordan feels like a threat

      1. They’re all still around except Colbert and Conan. And Craig Ferguson, but he’d have been canceled 400 times by CBS now.

  423. And the fighters are apparently only being paid in Trump’s shitty crypto because expecting not to get scammed by cunts like Trump and Dana “I don’t pay fighters because I only fight my wife” White requires a job where you get kicked in the head constantly.

    Oh wait.

  431. It’s Salah’s and my brother’s bday.
    And Egypt play Belgium tonight. I wish a happy bday to the king

  434. Let’s be real, Trump would be in persona 5 like “Yeah, my good friend Okumura, great guy huh folggs, one of the greatest… Look, one time I went to the doctor’s and Takemi said ‘Donald-san, we’ve never seen anybody healthier than you, you’re so tall and in shape, she says nobody has ever tanked the brain damage from my experimental meds like you’”

    1. He's Shido if Shido didn't try to present himself as an altruistic guy

  437. This tournament is so fucking diluted. It’s insane. No offense to these smaller countries but come on.

  438. If you put a gun to my head and asked me “name a Cabo Verde player” I wouldn’t have an answer. If they then asked me to locate Cabo Verde on a map, I’d respond with “Just shoot me already, dawg”

  439. If you put a gun to my head and asked me “name a Cabo Verde player” I wouldn’t have an answer. If they then asked me to locate Cabo Verde on a map, I’d respond with “Just shoot me already, dawg”

  440. I'm happy for Taylor Hall he was my favourite player as a kid and I was in tears when he got traded away for Adam fucking Larsson

    1. God I remember when Hall was hyped up as the biggest fucking thing. McDavid is what he was hyped to be but Hall has had a great career.

    2. God I remember when Hall was hyped up as the biggest fucking thing. McDavid is what he was hyped to be but Hall has had a great career.

          1. Yeah it’s not until you start doing all the side content on top of the dlc

  442. I remember when Legendary Edition of Mass Effect was coming out and they talked about how they have removed the gratuitos ass shots from Ass Effect 2 and 3 and all the gooners lost their shit. And others praised then for it but in reality they moved one shot from ME2 and one from ME3 above her rear and everything else is still there exactly as they were. Like this
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/514ccf1f9b728f6d43d73a8f2326a6155772cd7d05aaef0bee4b67be0addd0fb.jpg

  443. Wild Arms is one of those series I really fucking wish somebody else here had played because I wanna talk about it lol

      1. It’s a Wild West themed turn based JRPG. The first 2 games are PS1 games but the first game has a PS2 remake called Alter Code F. The rest are PS2 games. Wild Arms 3 is my favorite, but 5 is very close.

        Gameplay wise, first 3 are basically Golden Sun. Dungeon crawling mixed with Zelda (ultra lite) puzzles. 4 and 5 are more like straight dungeon crawlers like Dark Cloud.

    1. My great grandpa started falling asleep during everything about a month before he passed.

      Glean what you want from that info.

        1. This whole event is so fucking tacky. I don’t even like the US Government but some things need to be fucking respected and held sacred and the People’s House is one of them. Having a UFC fucking event in front of the monument built to the President that ended slavery is fucking disrespectful to the core of what America stands for.

  445. There’s also a PSP strategy spinoff called Wild Arms XF and it’s a strategy game because every PS2 era JRPG franchise has a tactics spinoff.

      1. There’s a third party member that I’m gonna name Apple in honor of her untimely death. RIP

  447. Not even good crypto like the kind you can launder cartel drug money with.

    It’s Trump’s scam crypto that’s worth next to nothing.

  448. I’m sorry but how the fuck does Pepe start over Amad for Ivory Coast? All that Arsenal flop did is misplace crosses all match. Amad came on and immediately scored with like his 3rd touch.

    He wasn’t amazing this year for United, but he’s by far one of the best players on Ivory Coast. His style of play just dominates in lower pace.

      1. I’m gonna look it up but my guess is somewhere in either La Liga or Turkey.

  450. He plays for Trabanozpor or however its spelt in Turkey. Him and Onana must have a support group for PL flops

  451. well at least he’s still a pro footballer and not in retirement league

    1. The Turkish league is like being retired except occasionally you get a knife pulled on you while working in your garden

  452. Also, Karma would love the feature in this game where you have to do a QTE to avoid random battles

      1. It’s actually streets ahead considering you can just straight turn off random battles on 99% of jrpg remasters.

  453. Ilium and Samara recruitment
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    1. Third picture from the bottom is me and the homies playing a battle royal game after our friend just got sniped.

        1. Me and my friends play everything like a scripted Ubisoft demo, wtf you mean

  454. I forgot to say, me and my GF watched Deathly Hallows part 1 the other night. And I agree with Harby. Outstanding character work and a lot of world building. I still think the whole Deathly Hallows thing was kind of an ass pull to tie the story threads together last minute but that’s not the movie’s fault. Overall other than pacing issues because it’s a YA movie so of course the finale got split into 2 parts but oh well. It’s probably the second or third best movie.

  455. Also, I’m convinced I would fall madly in love with Luna. I don’t know what it is about her but like I would be obsessed with her. Harry too busy chasing mid smhmh

        2. Those 2 have zero chemistry. The final goodbye kiss in the next one is the worst thing ever

          1. And the director was ok with that for some reason. Yeah that’s perfect guys, so much passion in show here

          2. I have a funny story about that moment lol. I saw that in the theater when it came out with my then girlfriend and when she saw that kiss she looks at me and says “If you ever kiss me like that I know you wanna secretly break up.”

          4. Just don’t retell that story when you watch it with your neighbor gf lol

          5. I won’t lol. But I think she’d just think it’s funny. Besides, even though me and the girl from the story are still friends, she’s married and lives in Oregon so it’s like what is gonna happen there lol

  456. Also, Morocco is basically the reverse of the France as Cell draining the talent from Africa meme.

    None of their players were born there, half of them born in Paris but somehow they’ve lowkey become a good team.

  457. Fanatics just released the 4th of July baseball hats for this season… Bro why the fuck is the Canadian team wearing a USA flag colored hat? So fucking lazy, their own independence day is July 1st so???

    1. Xbox firing Matterick because of them going first at that E3 is the biggest domino effect moment in gaming history.

  459. Also, hilarious how the same cunts who complain about players kneeling for the flag are ok with the same flag being draped over ring side hoes at their stupid white house rich pedo circlejerk fest

    1. Conservatives aren’t and have never been Christian. It’s always an excuse to hate and control people. There’s entire sections of the bible that conservatives ignore because it’s about actually helping people. They love conservative Jesus who loves only white people, hates poors, hates immigrants, hates women, hates the downtrodden and loves ultra rich scumbags who cheat on their wife and hurt people constantly

  463. Cabo verde has a population smaller than the town I grew up in but apparently they can field 11 footballers who do better against spain than England does.

  465. Apparently Arkane and Compulsion are rumored to be shut down at Xbox

    1. Buys studio

      “Hey make this fucking shit live service game.”

      “We make single player Immersive si-“

      “Do you want to be shut down? No. Now go slave away for 5 years.”

      “Yes daddy Phil.”

      5 years later

      “Uh, excuse me, what the actual fuck is this?”

      “We told you we don’t ma-“

      “Whatever, just release it. I gotta go on a bunch of Podcasts and pretend to be upset.”

      “Well can we make Prey 2 n-“

      “No. Get in the fucking basement with Tango Gameworks. We do NOT make good games here. I should make you port COD for this insolence.”

      1. That was Arkane Austin and they already got shut down a year or two ago. This is Arkane Lyon. The creator of Dishonored, Death Loop and Blade.

    2. I think it's because they're both French and all of their other studios are English now that Tango is gone.

    1. Spain trying to play total football against a team that would park a military tank in the box if their country had a military budget is a choice

  468. Corvo sitting in the basement chained up next to Crash.

    “Why are you in here?” Crash asks “Did you also make a game that didn’t sell COD numbers so now nobody wants to invest in your franchise too?”

    1. Arkane also was ass the last several years. They had Arkane Austin which got shut down after Youngblood and they only made Deathloop which was loved by critics but meh to gamers

      2. It’s the EA special. Force a developer to make a super expensive MP gamble that fails because they don’t make these types of games and then shut them down. It’s all EA used to do.

  470. Okay, looks like Xbox might have already shut down Compulsion lmao

    1. The government gave them like 9 million dollars or something to make a Canadian company and then they immediately sold themselves to Microsoft, made absolute garbage with the help of Sweet Baby and now this is how it all ends.

  471. We Happy Few and South of Midnight is a BANGER catalog of titles we’ll all miss.

  472. Do you think ishowspeed (D) or MrBeast (R) would win if they both ran for president? It's crazy how every VIP at the World Cup knows who speed is.

    1. At that point just elect whoever gets the most Twitch views who gives a fuck.

  473. Day one GamePass was always a stupid idea but it's going to be funny watching people try to spin this news after years of denying reality

    1. Don’t look at me. I’ve always been with you even when I got the “so free games are bad?” Replies.

  474. Also this makes it clear they're prepping Xbox for sale. The division has no value to Microsoft independent of a platform centric approach.

    1. Me too. He’s kinda just goofy ass. I don’t watch him but he seems pretty genuine. Mr Beast is like a robot who sold a humans soul to optimally maximize its youtube viewership

  478. But good lord I would send Ferran Torres home after that performance and bring fucking idk, some kid from Madrid’s U-17 because god he fucking sucks

  481. 300 fucking billion for nothing but makjng him and his coke head fucking mistake of a son richer. I hope all these people get tortured to death and we put Kalshi ads in the picture in picture. Anything less than us all betting on their brutal fucking death is a disservice to what the grim reaper should do to these parasites.

  482. One last memory from my trip, seeing Spaniards rage in frustration at not beating Cabo Verde

  483. All these pre-game ceremonies show me is that America has a banger national anthem.

      1. I’m just saying. Nothing about 90% of these anthems is as memorable as America’s and it’s not even bias. Nobody is doing a guitar shred version of Egypt’s anthem any time soon.

        1. Maybe because it's just familiar? I've heard it a million times and never liked it.

          2. To be clear I'm not saying it's bad either and it's perfectly understandable to be proud of your anthem. I just think it's unremarkable in the same vein as Egypt's.

          3. I’m not even proud of it, I just think it has a catchy tune whereas a lot of these are kinda just genericish marching band tunes.

  484. Still doesn’t feel real I’ll never see him in a Liverpool shirt again

  485. Egypt being called the Pharaohs is like if USA’s team was nicknamed the Presidents.

  486. Rodri dropped another salty quote after his team couldn’t break another team down

    1. Just fucking end me dawg. Literally sever my mortal coil from reality.

  489. Every day goes by, the more I want Olivia Rodrigo to administer assisted suicide on me with her thighs.

  490. Also, Trump isn’t one of the Phantom Thieves in this scenario, he’s literally just Kaneshiro.

  495. No I take it back. I still don't believe it sounds good but the lyrics are superior to other countries who just recite a bunch of generic nationalistic slop or random poetry. The US national anthem is deeply personal and story like in comparison.

    1. It was written during a war by a POW and not because a King paid somebody to make it.

  496. This is inadvertently the most American thing I could have said.

  498. Genuine question do Egyptians consider themselves Africans or Arabs because there are a lot of women in the crowd dressed more African and there are some that are dressed very Arabic.

    1. I believe there are many Sudanese Egyptians like there are many Mexican Americans

  499. Genuine question do Egyptians consider themselves Africans or Arabs because there are a lot of women in the crowd dressed more African and there are some that are dressed very Arabic.

    1. Once I let my health insurance expire years ago and never bothered renewing it because I thought it didn't matter and the government randomly decided to pass a law that made it matter and I couldn't renew it because I didn't have any non-expired ID. That was fun.

  502. I assume Salah is not 100% fit yet and this is to save him for the 2 other games Egypt have better chances of winning. If not, this sub is suicidal. He’s been their best creator as he was for us

  503. That was one of the best games of the tournament. A lot of chances both ways

  504. So compulsion, double fine and ninja theory are all trying to get spun off from Xbox instead of getting shut down. Oof

  505. They announced a new fucking Hellblade game just a week ago and now the studio is in danger of being shut down lmao classic Xbox

  507. There's no way they would shut down Ninja Theory after announcing Hellblade 3 last week but Tom Warren is basically Xbox state media. This company is insane. I'm their biggest hater and I still didn't hate them enough.

  508. They're probably shutting down or spinning off most of their small to medium studios based on what Schreier says.

    1. I even saw they were contemplating closing id. So help me god if that happens

  511. At least it sounds like Rare and Obsidian are safe even if they’re shells of once was but wouldn’t be surprised if others are gone

    1. Genuinely wouldn’t care if either shut down at this point. Obsidian especially has been putting out sub par games for a while. I enjoyed Pentiment but it’s their only great game in almost a decade

  512. I would imagine Toys 4 Bob and Undead Labs are gone if they’re new games bomb

    1. Toys for Bob already went independent after the sent them to the COD slave mines after Crash 4.

  513. This is why all of Uruguay’s world cup wins were in the 30’s

  514. Id might see layoffs because Doom 3R flopped (even though Eternal and 2016 were big) but they're fine. Machine Games has made 3 flops in a row and neither Wolfenstein or Indiana Jones really mesh well with the political climate MS is operating in.

  515. The problem is Gears E-Day, Fable, Clockwork Revolution and most likely State of Decay 3 are all bound to flop and I'm sure MS knows this. They can't make closure decisions based on flops because they only have flops. Halo Infinite flopped. Then again Turn 10 got turned into a support studio when racing games can easily clear 10+ million copies.

  516. That Cabo Verde keeper is 40 and doesn’t have a club and is playing semi professionally.

    Players worth hundreds of millions, if not billions lost points to somebody’s dad coming off a shift at the factory lol

  517. That Cabo Verde keeper is 40 and doesn’t have a club and is playing semi professionally.

    Players worth hundreds of millions, if not billions lost points to somebody’s dad coming off a shift at the factory lol

  518. Remember when they said Perfect Dark’s dev was a AAAA dev and then they didn’t release the game lol

  519. anytime i backread here i dont see dk has he shown up recently?

    1. He is off his meds and doesn’t want to be around people. He’s been back here and there. I message him on discord. He’s fine.

  520. NNot Sure what to play today. Mario Galaxy 2, Sly 3, and Witcher all don't sound appealing atm

    1. You need to play something summer themed. It's almost solstice.

  523. God I’m so tired. I was working outside on the lawn and house all day and I’m beat

  524. It’s just funny how a random money and we get all this news about these developers in the red

  525. The only thing I change to be more “summer themed” is my colognes lol

  526. The only thing I change to be more “summer themed” is my colognes lol

  527. EEverytime I look at Bentley I just picture the nerd emoji but green lol

  529. Alright I haven't really put any weight on for about 3 weeks now. Next workout I'mma start a shred cycle. Don't want to be a fatty like Harby.

  531. I genuinely hope this fucking state succeeds from the union. I’m sick of this fuck ass country dragging us down. California Republic for life.

  532. How much tax payer money is this investigation into our election and Newsome and it’s not gonna find shit? Oh but conservatives don’t give a fuck suddenly. These dumb cunts are destroying this country. I hope we fucking leave and the entire south fucking goes bankrupt. I don’t want another cent of my taxes to go to this fucking cunt in charge. I hope every conservative gets fucking beat to death for ever talking about “the economy”

  533. If there was a button and you said “Now, if you press that all conservatives would die but-“

    I wouldn’t listen to the but. That button is getting mashed so hard it breaks. These people are a cancer to society and draining humanity’s soul

  534. 300 fucking billion for nothing but makjng him and his coke head fucking mistake of a son richer. I hope all these people get tortured to death and we put Kalshi ads in the picture in picture. Anything less than us all betting on their brutal fucking death is a disservice to what the grim reaper should do to these parasites.

  535. Suddenly all the dumb fat fucking cunts who raged about “Biden’s economy” will gargle the matrix juice and ignore reality. Fucking cunts I hope you all get fucking put down like the fucking dogs you are.

  536. That’s all these people are. Inhuman fucking little parasites. Just look at that crypto CEO. That isn’t a fucking human. That’s a blood sucking parasite spawned from the deepest depths of human depravity. That foul creation deserves to have its head severed like the venomous snake it no doubt is.

  537. I know I’m not supposed to ask god to smite my enemies but this seems warranted at this point.

  538. There’s a reason why JD Vance has been on vacation for the last 4 months. Because they’re trying to make people forget he’s involved with this dogshit economy so when Trump dies in like a month, people don’t immediately give up once the Italian Leather Stallion takes charge

  540. Every morning I come here the first thing I see a sati comment about JD Vance

  542. Now I’m watching Fable gameplay and the first 7 minutes is just about a talking fucking pig…

  545. I’m dying on the hill Fable was always this wack and people are just kinda realizing and/or ignoring it out of nostalgia. People act like Fable was KOTOR when it came out. That shit is closer to Quest 64 than Witcher 3.

  547. If I got to watch this dude get brutally beaten to death on Tv I’m not sure it would be a painful enough death.

  548. Should I just call ICE tiplines and report Infantino so he gets fucking thrown in prison like he should be?

  549. Imagine having to get up at like 2 AM to watch Austria/Jordan lol.

    2. I can't voucher for either. Pragmata is probably the shorter one tho

      1. And this isn’t a joke btw. I’m being serious. You know how the White House will buy a toilet seat from the UK for 20 grand? It’s like that

          1. Nah, this shit is money laundering to dodge taxes. There’s no way a game like that which wasn’t in development hell particularly cost 100 million. 100 million is a fuck ton of money. GTA costs like 400 million to make and its an open world game with tons of star voice acting including big celebrities, an online component, also a shit ton of licensed media.

            There’s no way a game like South of Midnight which had zero of the stated criteria cost 1/4th that much to make even if they started from scratch 10 times. Hell, even Metroid Prime 4 which switched developers twice and was also one of Nintendo’s most expensive AAA games to date cost fucking 60 million. Give me a break, this shit is being written off for taxes.

  552. I’m sorry but nobody is letting your fucking claymation cutscene game cost 100 million. Not even Xbox is that stupid, they cut off Scalebound for way less.

    1. Because he’s absolutely in the top 3 least paternal people on here. Up there with Karma.

      1. What a weird inaccurate thing to say lol. Especially considering all the responsibility I take on

    2. Like imagine Vader having a kid. He gets bullied at school and he just calls him a clown

      1. Am I dumb? who is Bader? Karma and Vader just seem like normal people to me who would have normal families.

      2. Also I can't believe you didn't put me in your top 3 least paternal DPers.

    3. Like imagine Vader having a kid. He gets bullied at school and he just calls him a clown

  555. Mbappe might have untouchable world cup goal numbers by the end of his career considering he can potentially play in 2 more world cups.

  556. Trump’s campaign chairman just got convicted of sex trafficking minors but this dude has nothing to do with Epstein, right?

    The Conservatives being the evil pedophile cabal is the least shocking twist in history, these assholes always project.

  557. Apparently HOTD S3 is actually amazing. If reviewers are to be trusted. I somehow don’t trust it though I wonder why

  560. My lungs hurt. All those years spent chain smoking have caught up to me.

    1. “Should we mark this dude named Messi near the edge of the box? Eh whatever, we’re just happy to be here.”- Algerian defenders

      1. Those finishes though. I’ve seen him score that 3rd goal so many fucking times in my lifetime

  563. France are so fucking stacked but Argentina might go back to back. I’ve not seen Messi track back with such energy since the last world cup

    1. France is just too stacked. Mbappe is consistently the best player at every world cup. Olise is the best player in the world right now and oh yeah, if that isn’t enough , whoever doesn’t start, you have either Bradley Barcola or Doue running at you with tired legs.

    1. Cherki, Mbappe, Barcola, Doue, Matteta, Dembele, Thuram is just fucking insanity.

  566. I played Thane recruitment yesterday and I just love the vibe once you get to the top of the towers
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  571. Bro DR Kongo plays Portugal tonight? Who the fuck didn’t they let in this tournament. Italy obviously

    1. DR Kongo would be big ballin if any of their players actually played for them instead of France

  572. Ekitike targets his return for the boxing day fixtures. Honestly would be a miracle with his injury

  574. Anybody who wants to swim in Galveston has a problem. That water is like Rusty Bucket Bay from Banjo.

    1. Where the fuck is Galveston. It even sounds uninviting without having been there or even if I had not seen pictures

  575. We should have 10 minute ad breaks and just add 20 minutes extra time at the end of the half. No wonder these countries are all poor

  576. Mass Effect time. Some shide shenanigans on Ilium and it’s nearby systems and theb to Tuchanka

  578. I also thought Galveston was the Miami Beach or Santa Monica of Texas.

    2. It is. But the difference is that Galveston sucks because it’s Texas, not California. The water in Galveston is legit rust colored.

  579. Tuchel is such an arrogant dumbass. This team is finishing third in the group. Why the fuck is he starting this back 4, arguably doesn’t have his 3 best defenders there.

  580. Every Newcastle fan thinks Dan Burn is the anti-Christ but you took him and Chalobah over Trent, Hall and Maguire??? Like hello?

  581. Yeah Spiffy Exodus looks legit interesting. Will be keeping an eye on that one for sure. We get so few good scifi games or scifi media in general these days

  582. My bet on world cup winner/golden boot double of France/Mbappe has gone into favouritism at $8 (from $17) but they have England/Kane as equal third favourite (behind Argentina/Messi and equal with France/Messi).

    WTF?

    1. There’s a good chance that Kane might win golden boot tbh. We’ll see how England look

      1. It needs both sides to win but I didn't realise England were a legitimate chance this year.

    1. Yeah but it’s not like the mid-2000’s teams where they had talent but nobody got along because the players on the big clubs actually disliked each other.

      Now they’re all best buds and they have way more depth of talent. Also a way better manager

    1. This picture is actually from a news article titled “Shockingly blue water seen in Galveston Bay” lmao

        1. Literally yes. Like I said, I’ve been there thrice and all 3 of the times the water looked like Rusty Bucket Bay from Banjo Kazooie

          1. 3 isn’t a large sample size but the article seems to back your take

    2. This picture is actually from a news article titled “Shockingly blue water seen in Galveston Bay” lmao

  586. I can still remember a world cup joke from back when Zidane played.

    Before the France v England game the French team all get to the stadium and their goalie says "don't worry guys, I've got this covered you all take the day off". So the goalie gets ready for the game and the rest of the team head to the local pub. A couple of hours later one of the players sees the final score on the tv at the pub, France won 6-1. "What the fuck!" he yells, then grabs the rest of the guys and they rush back to the stadium.

    They go into the change room and see the goalie sitting there crying with his head in his hands and say to him "what went wrong? How could you let this happen?"
    "I'm so sorry" he says, "it was going so well in the first half, we were winning 4 nil and everything looked great". "So what happened!?" they yell at him. He replies "then I got red carded".

    1. Lol, this was probably back in the Hesky days lol. England had some pretty dark years.

      1. I remember him pretty well but not if this was while he was there but probably since he was around for ages.

        I can remember though that a French newspaper printed the joke on their front page during the world cup, which is why I heard it.

        1. Was possibly the headbutt world cup for Zidane actually, now that I think of it.

      2. I remember him pretty well but not if this was while he was there but probably since he was around for ages.

        I can remember though that a French newspaper printed the joke on their front page during the world cup, which is why I heard it.

    2. I couldn't go back to sleep either so I went for an incel walk at dawn and I was almost jumped by an erratic squirrel on my way home. I fantasized about hurting it for a while but further down there was a dead squirrel lying on the sidewalk and I suddenly felt bad.

  589. I'm sorry I know I'm wrong but I hate "autism" and I hate how traits people find weird or inconvenient just get attributed to a disorder

    1. I just think the spectrum is too broad now tbh. Some of it is just lack of socialization

      1. Conceptually I think it's basically equivalent to race science and in popular discussion it borders on superstition.

    2. I hate it too. Everyone thinks I’m “on the spectrum” no I’m not I’m just fucking quirky sometimes. I don’t get why everyone says it, I don’t exhibit any signs except being kinda weird.

      1. It's because "level 1 autism" basically amounts to being weird in a specific way and then mapping that weirdness to a supposed neurodevelopmental condition that can never be proven on an individual basis.

        So many people who struggle with fitting in assume they have an immutable disorder because of this even though being different should be completely normal.

        1. That’s it. People see me be really passionate about specific things too (baseball, games, music etc) and just jump straight to autism. No, I don’t listen to an advanced stats baseball podcast because I’m on the spectrum, I do it because baseball is like one of the 4 things in life I’m actually good at and I greatly enjoy it.

          I had somebody say that I’m on the spectrum because I learned 9 different instruments. Uh, no I’m just naturally gifted at picking up instruments. It has nothing to do with autism.

      2. Also it's really annoying when you see stuff like my dad eats the same breakfast everyday, or being obsessed with trains or famous person enjoyed being alone as if they're indicative of some kind of disorder. My life sucks because I'm autistic is also really sad. Maybe if they weren't given the label and put in a different environment they would fine but no.

  590. God the writing in the Mordin loyalty mission during the genophage arguments with him is fucking top tier

      1. Yeah, imagine having a big ass billboard basically on your property lol. The Bay Area is weird.

  593. Also, people equate my quietness to being bad at socialization when I just don’t feel the need to talk all the time. It drives me crazy when people don’t realize I am absolutely perfectly fine at socializing, I just don’t like to talk that much.

    1. People thought there was something wrong with me because I was extremely clean.

      1. If you put a gun to my head and asked me to name a player on the Uzbekistani national team, I’d just say “Go ahead and shoot me dawg”

  595. Small white lies are fine. Why would you lie you’re still employed

      1. I love the idea that it can be interpreted as Jesus is saving all the porn you watch lol

  598. This is too desperate and once you get caught you’re even more fucked

  599. Also if they ask for proof you can always edit your payslips or some other documents. They're not going to check for forgeries.

  600. Me and my GF watched Deathly Hallows part 2 last night.

    Overall it’s still very good, but it’s weird because it’s basically just the third act of the book, and they didn’t even keep it particularly accurate even though I don’t necessarily think the changes are that big.

    I still don’t get why they fought at Hogwarts. Or how Voldemort has a literal army of people following him. I get that the point is that evil people will follow the embodiment of evil if it lets them hurt the people they hate, but what does he actually offer them? They just go around the world fighting teenagers lol

    And they all hate Mudbloods? But Hermione constantly foils their leader’s plans, it’s like the only fucking thing that happens in the first 5 books but they’re on his side? And what the fuck do they gain by him being the embodiment of death? On top of this, I find the, let’s be real the “ministry of magic gets taken over by fascists” angle incredibly heavy handed.

    All that being said, it’s still good but it was never going to be a top tier movie in the series because all the best character work is in part 1. Part 1 has all the legs, this is just the 3rd act essentially.

  601. Also, it’s completely unrealistic the politicians in Harry Potter world just ignore the threat of Voldemort. In real life, entire campaigns would be run on the fear mongering of him coming back.

  602. Finally got back into Demon's Souls last night. Although I believe I made a mistake taking the magician class instead of going with a knight or something

    1. If you were playing the OG, you’d be saying “man this is the game everyone glazed as being hard?”

      1. Isn't it super faithful to the OG? I heard this one has the easiest boss fights but also the most jank

        1. It is but magic was broken as fuck in the OG and isn’t on the remake, that was the joke

  603. Messi scoring a hat trick was the worst possible thing for Portugal fans because now unc is gonna shoot everything trying to re-tie Messi lol

  604. Harby is just coping saying they don’t miss Diaz. They haven’t replaced him. Dude is arguably a top 5 winger in the world right now

    1. Sati I never said that you pull shit out of your ass. I myself miss the mf like crazy to begin with

    2. Tuanzebe is a good player, pocketed Mbappe in Paris don’t you know.

  606. Portugal: I’ma beat DR Kongo easy work

    Also Portugal: Damn, DR Kongo got hands

  607. Wan Bissaka playing for DR Kongo? Nani? Didn’t he play for England?

  608. These eligibility rules are getting out of hand. I can guarantee with absolute certainty Wan Bissaka has never stepped foot in Kongo lol.

  610. Ramos on for Vitinha. Even Martinez knows they have to win this

  615. Playing Bernardo Silva on the wing in 2026 should see you immediately brought before a grand jury

  616. I genuinely have no idea how Roberto Martinez got another international coaching job after he under performed massively with Belgiums best ever teams. You have the best creator in the world and you put Bernardo Silva and a statue in front of him

    1. These teams don’t play and train together enough any more. There’s a reason why Spain won World Cup and Euros back to back in the 2010’s. Almost all those players played on Real Madrid or Barca together.

      nowadays you get teams with players who play possession football at club level but now have to play defensively because they play for a team with no forwards and it just fucks everything up. Like I said, give me a break with Tunisia trying to play out the back against a top 20 ranked team. You’re not fucking City bruh

  619. Tuchel calling up fucking Chalobah to replace Livramento. This team getting bounced in the group stage

  620. About to see if Tuchel’s “bring the best players for my plan” approach works instead of taking actually good players.

  621. It kinda sucks that Nico O’ Reilly is actually pretty good because Teenage Wasteman was an absolute banger slander name from me.

  624. You can take the man out of Spurs but can’t take the Spurs out of the man

  625. I genuinely think they should let the goalies go off the line a bit. If the players are allowed to do the stupid stopping 15 times in the run up.

    1. It’s so dumb. The goalie is already at a disadvantage because they let the taker stop 50 times

  628. CroAARPtia out there running like they have cement boots. How is Persicic still starting he’s like 90

  632. Courtois or any keeper with arm length longer than T rex saves that

  635. Who was it that got sent for a hot dog by the dude who plays for Slavia Praha? Was that O'Reilly? Lol

  636. Madueke makes no sense in this team lol. Sure he runs, that’s all he offers.

    1. Madueke has killed literally every attack by doing step overs lol

  638. Let’s not mark the best aerial player on the planet in a corner. Sure that will go well

  640. Kane is such a bitch for someone so big. It’s why I can never get behind rooting for him

  643. Tuchel is a fucking fraud. This team is not set up well at all. Gordon/Kane/Madueke is a meh af front 3 for a team with so much supposed talent.

  646. Stones and Konsa is a dogshit CB pairing for a supposed favorite.

  648. Is this team not extremely meh considering the people the left at home? Like It’s actually damaging my mental

  649. Somebody reply. Like am I just being a moron? How is Gordon better than Bowen? Why bring Stones instead of Maguire who actually plays and plays well for England. Again, Tuchel is a shit manager

  651. I feel like I should be put in the looney bin considering how every manager seems to think Gordon is an elite player but I never ever fucking see it.

  652. Every Newcastle fan thinks Dan Burn is the anti-cheist but you took him and Chalobah over Trent, Hall and Maguire??? Like hello?

  653. Chalobah is the 4th choice CB on a team whose manger left because they had no center backs like WTF??? Am I losing my marbles here.

  654. Shaw has consistently been one of the best FB’s in the PL this last year and stayed miraculously fit every game and he has to sit on the couch watching while fucking shit like Madueke and Chalobah and Konsa play.

    1. Absolutely shit defending by the left back. He sees his teammate cover the run and doesn’t cut off the shot.

  657. Nice to see the super stars show up though. Everyone but Homelander that is

  662. Shaw scores both the goals Teenage Wasteman just shot right at the keeper.

  664. Unbiasedly, surely Hall or Trent finishes those chances, right.

  670. Is MJ dating the Filipino kid? Did PP get cucked? Why don't they know each other? I'm so confused.

  672. Imagine having all these talented full backs and brining the guy who almost got Tottenham relegated.

  673. Insane MOTM performance from Livakovic but they will give it Harry Pen

    1. Good. I thought I was ready to like England this time around with Tuchel but it took only that penalty for me to start hating them again

  677. Barca will spend 80 million on Gordon but not 30 for Rashford

  678. Trump’s retarded ass Iran war that achieved absolutely nothing and is nearly gonna cost us 500 billion would result in the absolute removal of this fucking cunt immediately in every single developed country on earth but this fucking shithole.

  679. Desert plants are some of the most resilient things on earth. This fucking Aloe Vera plant was getting scorched in the sun nonstop for probably the last 15 years and it’s somehow still perfectly fine.

  681. Columbia and South Korea definitely have the highest concentration of crowd baddies

  682. Only interesting game today was the half we al thought Ingerland was gonna lose.

  683. lol, Tump signed the MOU or whatever he wants to call it with Iran at the Palace of Versailles.

    Some slight irony there.

    1. The French just have a place dedicated entirely to surrendering.

      1. Right? Although so far it seems to be solely for other people to surrender in but still.

          1. I mean that money could have gone to paying ICE agents to shoot you so silver lining really.

  684. Also it's pretty clear that Trump knows it's a dud deal, he sent lackey Vance out to do the media rounds and try to defend it while new golden child Rubio has completely distanced himself from it all. The task allocation between those two has made it pretty clear for a while now who the successor will be. I do have to wonder if Vance is actually aware as well or whether he's just too stupid to notice.

    1. I’ve been saying for months, Trump is about to kick the bucket and they’re trying to keep JD Vance away from his antics and the economy so the dumb people don’t think he’s involved. He’s been on vacation doing nothing for about 4 months.

      But ironically, Trump being too arrogant to name a successor will ultimate destroy the modern GOP. Vance won’t win an election, even the dumb as fuck Trump Cultists think he’s weird.

      1. Yeah but I completely disagree.

        Vance has been linked to the failures, Rubio has been protected and only wheeled out for success stories. I think Rubio is the chosen one.

          1. Like Rubio was all over the negotiations early on then suddenly it was all Vance the last couple weeks when Trump finally realised he had to bail on it and Rubio was nowhere to be seen.

          2. I’d be shocked if Rubio doesn’t get thrown under the bus for the whole Iran debacle.

          3. Bit hard to be when Vance is the one defending it publicly. Also this move shields Rubio from the Jewish fallout from the deal, I gather that is a fairly large thing in American politics. Israel certainly not happy with the deal.

          4. Netanyahu only has leverage on the people in the Epstein files. Rubio isn’t important or rich enough to be invited to that shit

          5. But according to you that's pretty much the entire republican power base yeah?

          6. The Republican party and the people actually in power are two different groups. I think the republicans actually in the government mostly have nothing to do with the files other than helping cover them up. I think the people actually in charge (billionaires) likely were almost exclusively the ones involved. There’s a reason why Elon rigged the election for Trump. He got to fire all the people in charge of auditing his business.

          7. The people in charge are the power base though, they're the ones that tell everyone else what to do.

          8. What I’m saying is I don’t think Tommy Tubberville is compromised by a foreign government. I think he’s just a fucking dickhead.

          9. Maybe. There is a decent number of Jewish-Americans who vote (or can) too though, plus the pro-Israel christians so it's not just about Netanyahu. Anyway, we'll see soon enough I'm sure either way

        2. Vance is also a Peter Thiel covk puppet and this is the end game. All the new tech billionaires want their techno fascist kleptocracy. That’s all that matters and Vance is their guy

          1. Eh, I think it'll end up being Rubio but who knows. All guesswork at this stage anyway but seems to me the powerbrokers are making moves for Rubio.

  685. Also it's pretty clear that Trump knows it's a dud deal, he sent lackey Vance out to do the media rounds and try to defend it while new golden child Rubio has completely distanced himself from it all. The task allocation between those two has made it pretty clear for a while now who the successor will be. I do have to wonder if Vance is actually aware as well or whether he's just too stupid to notice.

  686. Some of these group stage games feel like matches you see the goons watching in the background of action movies while the protagonist sneaks up on them and knocks them out

  688. Imma be honest though, I have no fucking clue who this Munoz kid is

  690. I feel like PC hardware requirements haven't budged in nearly a decade so indie or MP (the games not on console) builds are dirt cheap. My GPU is 6 years old and still plays everything without issue if I drop the resolution below 4K. Anyway, I only made that comment because it'd probably be fun to play Meccha Chameleon (FOTM slop) with DK and you guys but that's impossible.

    1. Next time you should be adventurous and get several hairs cut at the same time.

  692. Heading to the gf’s summer cottage on a train and I need you guys to entertain me

    2. I’m genuinely not gonna lie, I thought you were gambling on horses when I woke up and first read this lol

  694. Also, that pic makes it look like he has no joycons and is just playing with touch controls which is hilarious to me for some reason lol

  695. This sounds like garbage but it's still one of the more promising shows next season

    Yani is a catgirl with a seriously bad smoking habit. She smokes so much that her apartment smells like ash and is littered with cigarette butts—and plenty of other trash! Every time she tries to quit, she becomes weak to the cravings and gives in almost instantly. Will she ever get her life together, or is she doomed to live as a chainsmoking slob forever?

        1. A gritty realistic cat girl anime? Is this like Bomberman Zero for people who only know the cat from Sailor Moon?

        2. A gritty realistic cat girl anime? Is this like Bomberman Zero for people who only know the cat from Sailor Moon?

  697. Sorry Apps. I cannot in fact root for Mexico tonight since they’re playing Korea.

  698. @disqus_mlStSRKA4x:disqus@thedarkknight9113:disqus@tetsuoshima_vi:disqus@disqus_5mxEI8qUfO:disqus

    Summer 2026 anime preview

    Jaadugar: A Witch in Mongolia (Persian taken back to Mongolia as a sex slave becomes a scholar in the khan's court. AD-esque kino)

    Goodbye, Lara (probably shojo fantasy slop but it looks early 90s cell shaded)

    Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You (doomer romance kino?)

    Love Unseen Beneath the Clear Night Sky (probably slop but I love blind/disabled romance)

    There's also the Science Saru manga accurate GITS remake but it looks slopish compared to SAC.

    and finally MUSHOKU TENSEI SEASON 3

    It looks okay but nothing spectacular.

    1. Also I genuinely want to kill someone every time I read the words "demon king"

  699. Europeans love Mexican food. "Tacofredag" is practically a national holiday in the Swedosphere.

    1. Everyone loves Mexican food. How can you not love cheese in a fried tortilla. It’s like the most basic comfort food ever

  700. Barca is such an embarassing fucking club. Posting edits of Rashford’s goal like he still plays for them. Homie, he’s not your fucking player because you’d rather spend 80 on Gordon whom I have literally never witnessed with my own eyes have more than a 7/10 game.

  701. We're looking at Darlow from Leeds as our backup. Wouldn’t mind it at all. He’s better than Bayandir, more experienced and also homegrown.

  702. Not that we actually need to meet our homegrown quota considering we have like 5 youth players in the squad at any given time along with Luke Shaw and ‘Arry

  703. Made a friend on twitter a few weeks ago, and they seem like pretty cool guy overall.
    Unfortunately they seem to be kinda… suicidal…
    Given that I lost 2 friends last year to suicide I feel compelled to try and help them out, but to be honest… I'm kind of just some guy online to them.
    Doubt I can really do much, but losing people really feels awful.

    1. I sort of know what you mean. I don't talk to any of you but I spoke to Ed on Discord because I was really worried he was going to die. I'm not sure it made a difference but I think most people will be receptive to the effort if nothing else. It's better than going through it alone.

      1. For my friends, I really should have been around more for them.
        I'm not a stranger to those kinds of feelings, but I was able to navigate them and gain a greater appreciation for life.
        I feel at times like I owe it to others, especially friends, to be there to help.
        Weighs on me knowing I'm still alive and they should be too.

  705. Yeah Spiffy the Smoking behind the Super Market anime sounds like a vibe. That and Mushoku Tensei I'm definitely checking out

  706. I forgot I actually like training people at work, it's been so long. But also need water, talking for 2 hours straight is strenuous

  707. Take me home
    Harby roads
    To the place, I belong
    to the sauna
    Harby roads take me hooooome

  708. Beyond the Spiderverse is a year from today officially. Don't think I can wait that long man

    1. We already waited 5 years for the second movie but that was supposed to be because they made both of them simultaneously. Also I blame Variety for this.

  711. If Yugoslavia were still around, they’d have a ballin ass team.

  712. You saw new Spice and Wolf right? This entire time I thought it was the third season but it's just a remake of the original show. There's nothing new.

  713. Qatar with the expected amount of quality. Just blasting it at the first man over and over off corners.

  715. Playing this high of a line with fucking Qatar is literal insanity.

  716. This is the best day in Canadian history since those Truckers started protesting for a foreign president.

  717. TThey Were doing free chil fil a at the gym today but I already convinced myself I wanted tacos

  718. Also persona 6 is already rated in Australia. It's coming very soon after P4 probably

  719. Always good when an injury is so bad the broadcasters are making up excuses for why they don’t have an angle that shows it. Jesus.

  720. Always good when an injury is so bad the broadcasters are making up excuses for why they don’t have an angle that shows it. Jesus.

  723. This new format is a disaster. Teams like Qatar should not be there. They don’t have a chance of winning anything, they’re just there to make every group that doesn’t get them jealous and 90% of their players aren’t even from Qatar so why are they there?

    2. To be fair they're currently champions of Asia. It's not their fault Canada is this good.

  724. No North American team has ever scored more than 4 goals at the world Cup?

    1. It’s extremely rare for world cup games to be gigantic blow outs. Most of these teams just park the bus. And that’s also considering none of Mexico/Canada/USA have been consistently great at this sport

  728. Man Kalshi sucks. They wouldn't even give me odds on Satty having a meltdown and making excuses then saying that the USA team is still better than Australia after they fail to beat us tomorrow. Apparently they "don't offer markets on guaranteed results". What bullshit.

    1. Bruh, you guys are getting spanked. Ecuador actually has PL quality players and they looked massively over matched.

      1. lol, is that the same PL quality players that include players outside the top 5 leagues in Europe, or actual PL quality players?

        1. Having played in the PL but not currently playing in it still makes you a PL quality player. Mckinney was Juve’s best player and he went to Leeds and was still good. So he is in fact a PL level player. You guys have Wood and that’s it I think and he barely counts these days.

          2. I’m saying these players are still in their prime. They’re all under 30 pretty much.

          3. Man the gif selection here sucks.

            Anyway, your team sucks and won't win. Prepare to cry more.

  729. The world cup has no soul any more. These games are all boring as fucking shit.

    1. This department of war stuff makes me want to legitimately shoot up the fucking senate.

  731. There are zero tactics in the world cup any more. Every game looks the same because these teams are coaching themselves. The World Cup is just vibes now.

  734. I mean, there’s absolutely a chance that Australia gets a draw or scrapes a win by sitting deep and countering but that’s the only way to beat us and Poch will know that. Their pace won’t scare us, our fullbacks don’t play for La Liga 2 teams.

    1. lol already starting with the excuses.

      "the only way they can possibly beat us is by playing better than us". Genius, pure genius.

      1. Sitting back and countering doesn’t mean you played better. There are hundreds of thousands of underserved 1-0 results. It doesn’t mean you were “better” you just won

        1. Sometimes you are honestly regarded.

          The aim is to win. If you win then you did it better. It's not very complicated dude.

          1. If you’re thinking in absolute binary black and white, yes, the team that wins is ultimately better. But don’t tell me United Vs Arsenal 2018 was an earned win. Our keeper had to break the single game save record and we scored 1 goal that wasn’t an OG. Arsenal were the better team but we had the best player that day

          3. This is rage bait. We’re arguing semantics. Don’t act like you’ve never watched one of your teams and thought “man we definitely deserved that win way more.”

          4. Thinking a team deserved to win does not equal better. Maybe they should have been better, but they weren't.

  735. The group stage barely matters since half the fucking teams make it

    1. I can't help but feel sad that Yuri Lowenthal as Yosuke won't be immortalized because of this. Also seriously, why didn't they do hand crafted dungeons? Still gonna be worth a buy solely for the reworked combat, but odd choices between those two things

      1. Not having new dungeons is just bizarre but… I’m gonna be honest, I also find Persona 5’s dungeons to get extremely tedious too.

    2. What you think of the new KH4 trailer? I cant wait for the new arc man.

      2. I'm like, cool, more Shibuya lol. But so far I like the more realistic direction. There's some combos in there I'm not sure about (leans a bit too hard into Osaka's previous failings), but overall I'm pretty excited. Just need more info honestly lol, hardly anything to go on aside from somehow Xehanort returned

        1. It seems like Nomura is going for a mix of Deep Dive Vibes and Versus XIII. Im all for it and cant wait to see the MoM.

          1. Hearing the name Versus XIII is like hearing a MCR song and remembering your awkward Emo phase.

          2. He gets to finally make his dream game 20 years later lol. I fuck with it tbh, KH really needed a new direction

  737. Exactly. In fact it probably means that Korea were better, just better at losing.

    1. Korea weren’t actually better. They were a bit more on the ball second half but they did nothing all match. Mexico was shit too but their Keeper didn’t gift them a goal.

  738. FFinished White Orchard in Witcher 3 so now the actual game can begin

  739. My GF had these pre made drinks in a can and these bitches got me fucked up. I have no idea if I’m just a lightweight now or what

  740. There’s no way I’m this big of a bitch now, this shit gotta be strong af.

  741. It’s 14.7% ABV which is high but I shouldn’t be so buzzed off this. Maybe I am a bitch now IDK

      1. Look man, I’m 150 pounds with 5 pound weights on each foot. The fact I ever had a decent tolerance is a miracle

        1. About 5 years ago I would drink a carton (24 small bottles) of beer on a night out. Now I drink a 6-pack of lite beer.

          2. I had a Guatemalan roommate in college and we used to pound rum he’d get shipped from Nicaragua lol. But I used to get too drunk in college some times.

          3. It’s why I can’t ever drink rum drinks now, because that real rum is wayyyyyyyyyyyy better.

  743. It’s hilarious that I’m the least jingoistic, least pro-America person on earth and I respect the flag more than all these right wing fucking “patriots.” My grandpa has an American flag I put out every morning and I take it down at night like you’re supposed to. But everyone is crying about people kneeling and shit.

  744. I mean, I did hit my GF’s vape like a diesel train at half time so that probably contributes to my fucked-uppedness

      1. I’m shocked he’s only been worth 1 war this season. I tjought he’d be on at least 4-5.5 pace.

        1. That's ok, Americans have a habit of underestimating Aussies

  748. GRC: there was a wasp nest nest to the garage side door and I just kinda let it be for a while because I never used the door but then it kept nagging at my head so I decided to deal with it and the wasps never stung me even though I would walk under it and they’d send the soldiers out to watch me so in my head they sort of trust me and then I just fucking committed wasp genocide with chemical warfare.

  749. This is the kinda shit I think about because my mom fell down the stairs when she was pregnant with me.

  750. Genuinely cannot believe that people were ok eating the shit Greggggg Nepo Berhalter was putting out. Poch has changed how we play. Our counter press is so organized and the team really seems together. Gonna be a good world cup.

    1. He’s an actual top class manager who took Spurs to fucking UCL final and not through some joke run either

      1. Exactly. How Portugal was ok with him being open and going with Roberto “I couldn’t make a semi-final with 3 of the top 4 PL players of the last decade and the defacto best keeper in the world” Martinez astounds me.

        1. because the federation wants a yes man who has low enough self-respect to allow Cristiano to rule the national team

  751. I hope Morocco lose though. They were so hype in the last world cup and now I couldn’t dislike an African nation more than them after that last AFCON

  753. Not shocking he didn’t win a war when this dude loses daily battles with fucking algae.

  754. I’m genuinely shocked he hasn’t tried releasing like 200 sucker fish to try to eat all the algae at this point. But that would be funny and not hauntingly metaphorical.

    1. And also they already poured a bunch of bleach in there like retards.

  755. I don’t know if you guys remember but years and years ago I said that Zidane is waiting for the France job to open up before he goes back to coaching. He’s about to be the next coach when Duschamps leaves after the world cup.

  756. took me 27 years but I have finally gotten the N64 coin by beating the original Donkey Kong twice in DK64

  757. GRC: Leo strikes me as somebody who owns a rolex but only because somebody in their family stupidly thinks they wanted it.

  759. I'm watching a video about Max Payne and I don't understand why they deleted the twin towers from everything after 9/11.

    1. You don’t understand how 9/11 affected this country because you’re A. Canadian B. Weren’t alive (or were a sparkle in your dad’s eye at best)

      It shook this country to its foundation. Nobody had ever attacked America like that before. Pearl Harbor, sure, but that was a military base, not a civilian landmark. Musical acts literally got their careers ruined by calling out Bush because anything seen as a slight against America was unacceptable in the wake of 9/11. I was young but I remember the aftermath so clearly, the paranoia and also the weird jingoism. It doesn’t shock me they wanted nothing to do with any controversy.

      1. Because it feels like their removal serves as a tacit reminder of what happened and that could be interpreted as anything from subtle acknowledgement all the way to capitulation. It's not clear what the purpose was but everyone decided that's how you avoid controversy.

        1. Because having the towers up would be seen as disrespectful to all the people who died even if it was a game. Again, you don’t understand how much this event broke people. The entire country was cheering for us to turn the middle east to rubble.

  761. Funny enough, Deus Ex which came out in 2000 and is about conspiracy theories related to the billionaire class didn’t have the twin towers in game because in the world of the game, they had “been knocked down to create a societal distraction”

      1. Elon being the first trillionaire is definitely pretty close to Deus Ex

  764. Hey that guy was black, as if he's ever set foot in America

    1. I always felt bad for those poor prisoners sent from England to an island paradise

  771. The three black guys are the only ones who scare me on Australia. Traore is a beast. I hate to refer to them as “the black guys” but I don’t know the other dude’s names lol

    1. Irankunda not on yet but I assume he'll be subbed in later

      1. I’m talking about the two midfielders. One might be aborigine and I’m racist af but IDK. The guy who had his shot blocked.

  772. I haven’t heard from Frank since he got to the US. Did he get deported back to Türkiye?

    1. Literally made contact with the goalie, bit hard to argue not in the play

  776. Yeah, that’s onside. This is about to be a rout. Predictably, our team is not phased at all by physicality because they, say the line Bart “They’re premier league quality players”

  777. How teams like Brazil, Portugal, etc weren’t all over Poch is insane. I’d want the entire FA torn down if we hired Roberto “I don’t know how to play with the literal best front 4 in the world” Martinez

  778. an American player called Freeman is the kind of surname JK Rowling would come up with for a stereotypical yank in her books

      1. not in this case because it's the whitest name in history given to a guy who's not

  779. Australia will come second in this group though. They’re actually decent.

      1. yes, they had Viduka, Kewell, Bresciano, Lucas Neill and some other legends

  784. Great defending but the ball got stuck under his feet at the end. Damn

    1. Volpato is an Italian national team reject which is pretty funny considering how well they're going

  788. That’s what I just said to my friend lol. Considering where Italy is Australia seems not so bad

  791. best thing about the guy's surname being Irankunda is that it 100% sounds like a plausible Australian town name

  792. of course, a mandatory hydration pause for the players to deal with the heat… from Seattle

  794. Shank, do Australians actually eat Vegimite or is that just a meme

        1. I have. It tasted like somebody started fermenting bread in my mouth. It’s disgusting.

          1. Oh okay. I was offered it before but I was too afraid to give it a try.

      2. If you eat it like a people would rather than an American would then it's good

      1. They wear blue out of tradition. Their teams in the 30’s or 40’s wore blue and won the Asian championship. It’s basically superstition.

      2. color of the university that first started a football program in Japan or something like that

    1. Dan Burn’s second cousin whose family got sent to the prison island.

  804. The 10 seconds getting off the pitch shit is the dumbest fucking rule. Just add appropriate stoppage time and it fixes itself lol

  805. it amazes me that New York had ten million Italians and still wasn't able to produce a single guido footballer

  807. I feel like kicking the ball at the goals should be a skill you learn on the national team

  808. with such aiming skills it's no wonder they lost a war against the emus

  813. Next time we should try scoring goals at the other end. Might work better.

  815. Take me home
    Harby roads, to the place I belooooooooong
    In the Suana
    Harby roads, take me homeeeee

          1. Oof- hopefully like a cold and not diarrhea- I will get there eventually

          2. it was a flu mixed with the fact that country is hotter than hell and drier than the Sahara. Like 18% humidity and 100F heat.

            but again, lovely, when I wasn't dying.

          3. Dang, that sucks- I had a flu when I went to cost rica with my girlfriend (now wife) many moons ago- now we taking kids there in August so I get a redo lol

      2. Biggest aura upgrade of all fucking time. What leaving Manchester does to a MFer

    1. It will be a banger. Morocco is getting slept on big time by the media.

      1. They are nicknamed the Brazil of Africa and not for no reason. They play more like Brazil than Brazil these days

  824. They harassing Portugal’s only goal scorer and his missus for saying Ronaldo is just another player in the team

  825. I am so ready for a meager 1-0 against Haiti today because Carlo is still insisting on garbage like Raphinha and Casemiro

    1. and if I ever hear Harby say a good thing about Alisson again I will combust

      1. He’s the best keeper you’ve had since Taffarel and made a ridiculous double save to spare you an embarrassing loss

    1. Alisson is the most unreliable mediocre keeper this side of MLS-era Julio Cesar

  831. Brazilians are actually regarded for blaming Alisson for that goal and not their sorry ass midfield or whatever Gabriel was doing

  832. And at the same time they think some no name keeper from the local league is better

  835. Even last world cup you should have been knocked out by Korea already and not gotten to the Croatia game. Alisson got you through

      1. Well he didn’t have to do anything the entire game, was not okce tested. Then your shit game management and poor defending allowed them to score a goal that no keeper can save

    1. It’s the only thing you’ve won in the entire Neymar era and sometime before that

  839. Harby you're lucky you don't know portuguese to understand why we loathe these primadonnas donning the yellow kit

  840. Raphinha: "I feel I don't need to prove anything to the nation, I've done lots for the national team"

    Alisson: "Brazilians are harsh, they don't support me like the English do"

    Casemiro: "we actually played well and according to plan all things considered"

    1. also Raphinha: "you don't understand the struggle, I am playing during my vacation period, that's tough"

    2. Brazilians are ungrateful idiots towards Ali. They will not see a better keeper in many decades

      1. the day he shows effort and responsibility with the kit, then I'll be grateful. We don't like primadonnas who expect us to shower them with praise because of what they do in Europe. Who gives a shit.

  841. Alisson is one of the beat keepers from the last 3 decades. He’s an absolutely complete keeper

  844. I'd rather have a team comprised of locals than Europe-based players who act like they're doing the nation a favor.

  845. My son been playing right back- I told him to study Hakimi

  846. Alisson is considered by even the old geezers as the second best if not the best keeper in Liverpool’s history and there’s some big names in those Shankly/Paisley teams

        1. Oh lol
          I meant he plays great- my son scored hella goals as right forward but he thinks on defense he can’t be involved- it kills me

    1. we would wake up at 3AM to see Ronaldinho score a magical goal against Seaman.

      now I have a fucking Brentford striker as the #9

    2. Casemiro now is cringe but he’s one of the midfield goats in his prime

      2. He’s not even cringe now, he was just one of the better CM’s in the PL this season. He just can’t run a midfield by himself any more.

      2. Bunch of washed up uncs, West Ham player and Barca/Madrid prima donnas with a little bit of exciting yourh

  853. Under Tite Brazil played slow unimginative football that meant they controlled the ball nearly the entire game. Opposition barely got a lick in on the goal but his gamemanagement and subs were alwasy so poor they got into the game late on and could score the decisive goal usually from a cutback. No keeper especially when they’re ice cold and not once tested all game is saving those.

    1. sadly Carlo ain't doing shit either, playing a 4-2-4 in which one half of the midfield is Casemiro.

      1. he called up like ten forwards. Five midfielders. Why would I need shit like Martinelli and no CMs.

  855. you don't get it, our entire wishful thinking is to have a fully local national team of people who actually want to wear the yellow kit, and not do it as if it was a favor

  856. Tuchel is the only one with balls. He left the golden boys like Palmer out because they are in shit form.

    All the others called the big stars no matter how washed or shit form they’re in

  857. again, if only you knew Portuguese, you'd get an ENTIRE new perspective on why we loathe these guys

  860. I don’t understand how Raphinha has such a big head and acts like a bitch. He’s one of the senior players for Barca now. It’s ok when you’re Yamal’s age at this point you should have grown the fuck up

    1. there is a video comparing him to Adriano. There's this Raphinha interview where he showcases all the skin care products he applies before a match, and then it cuts to a post match interview with Adriano after scoring against Argentina in a Copa America final, him asking the interviewer: "I don't shave, but I'll let you do it to me afterwards if you want to"

  861. My mule is amazing- the blood orange ginger beer is lovely

      1. Yo- my wife and I had a serious discussion about opening a business in Finland this morning lol

      2. Also I have a little bit left of my Bahamas rum- gotta go back- maybe February

  866. you wanna know how uncharismatic our national team is, all of the World Cup themed ads being shown at this moment in Brazil have folks like Cafu, Kaká, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho (for like five different brands) and so on. No one hired Vini or anyone else for shit.

    1. He wasn’t offsides though. Balogun was but he didn’t really change the play. The Keeper wasn’t unsighted because of him, there’s not much that you can call if he doesn’t actually touch the ball.

      1. Going by the rules from when I used to play, he made a play on the ball (even though he didn't touch it) and he distracted the goalie. Both make it offside.

        1. The rule of thumb here was if they were in touching distance of the goalie, or direct line to the ball, in this type of situation it was automatically offside.

    1. Highest paid national team manager in the world and that's the best you can come up with

  871. Remember when Leo said that United was stupid for spending 55 million on Cunha? Dude is a fucking baller.

  874. I bought Brazilian cheese bread from Sam’s Club the other day and ate some earlier. It was good.

  877. This sport has no fucking soul any more. The covering your mouth rule is purely to fucking rig games

    1. I mean if you aren't saying something cardworthy why would you need to cover your mouth to insult an opponent anyway?

      1. Talk to your teammate about tactics? There are plenty of reasons you would cover your mouth. It’s a soft as shit rule. What fucking racial slur would you even use against a white guy playing for Turkey lol

        1. That isn't in a confrontational setting though is it. It's only when they're mouthing off at an opposition player that it's banned.

          1. I’m sorry, I got swore at all the time and called homosexual slurs all the time when I played in high school. These guys are playing with hundreds of millions of people watching them. There’s a lot of pressure and tension. If the ref can’t hear what he said and there’s no protest by the opposing players then just play on. La Liga lets Vini get called a Monkey weekly and defends the fans. Don’t give me this virtue signaling shit.

          2. Oh no, those poor oppressed millionaires aren't allowed to call people faggots or niggers in their workplace what a tragedy!

            Anyway the opposing player did protest, that's why they went to VAR.

          4. Oh so you heard what he said to the ref then did you? Please enlighten me.

  879. Refs can’t ref so they have to make rules like this fucking bullshit. Genuinely fuck this sport.

  880. So you can’t even cover your mouth to talk about your team’s tactics? Genuinely a fucking insane rule

  883. This the type of dumb fuck rule they have for 1 tournament, it gets forgotten about but we always go “remember when _____ got fucked in the world cup by that dogshit rule?”

  884. I mean I get the intention of the rule but it feels like something that could have been fixed by the ref just doing their job to begin with

    1. Seriously though in that exact situation what possible other reason could that guy have had for covering his mouth?

    1. 700 of it is Chanaglu, Guler and the two fullbacks. -100 of it is for Syonchu and Kabak

      1. Maybe that's why Frank has been MIA, he slipped them fifty bucks so they gave him a game at striker

        1. I’m pretty sure Frank is from Seattle, but then again, Qatar has a player named Pedro so who even knows

          1. The eligibility rules in world cups don't seem especially strict but I guess you're right, it is probably unlikely that he got a game.

          2. The eligibility rules are so stupid lol. Morocco’s whole team was born in Paris lmao

          3. Nobody is convincing me Issa Diop has ever stopped foot in Morocco lol.

          4. It’s worse than Balogun saying “Yeah yaknowwww, facking USA innit bruv”

  889. Well, group won. Thanks Paraguay. Now we get to rest everybody and avoid players getting suspended for yellows

    1. The only reason we have a striker is because Balogun’s mom randomly gave birth on vacation lol

      1. No I mean when they started officially going by it because it was always just Turkey when I was younger

        1. Few years ago but they always called themselves Turkiye if I remember

  892. There’s a channel I found on our mew cable package that plays NPB baseball all night live and you know what American baseball doesn’t have? Cute Japanese girls dancing in fox outfits in between innings.

  893. Lol, they appeal a check swing and this third base ump is a white dude named Buddy Johnson

  894. This is like my dream. Being able to watch baseball at literally any hour

  896. MLB definitely needs cute Asian girls dancing to YMCA between innings.

    1. Right? It’s been like 65 here for the last few days and overcast. It was only hot literally one day so far. Usually around this time it’s getting into the 90’s mid day

    1. They have a couple good players, especially Isak and Gyorkeres up top but they have zero midfield and zero fullbacks. Their fullbacks are getting sent for hot dogs against any team with decent wingers.

    1. Right? Me finding out Graham Potter coaches Sweden gave me shellshock lol

      1. How you guys didn’t know? It was massive news when it happened

  902. Ecuador vs Curacao is the type of game they have on tv in the background of an action movie that the goons are distracted by while the protagonist sneaks in and knocks them out.

      2. Right? Like you’re in both hemispheres? Pick a side already.

    3. Iron Man 3 had Liverpool vs Chelsea and Skrtel scored and the fake Mandarin celebrated. I asked how bad of a guy can he be if he’s a Liverpool fan

    1. Because he’s not playing against a fullback who plays for St Pauli every week my dude

        1. That game was pretty ass – Mexico doesn’t look too good this time around IMO

        2. Let’s be real, it was more bad finishing. The firsts hot was piss poor to begin with. It was a good reaction save but I’m pretty sure the defender just clears it tbh

      2. The first save 99% of top goalies either parry over the bar or just catch. The header was right at him.

  908. Like I’m sorry, that first header had zero power on it. If he was actually positioned properly instead of drifting to the near post for no reason he probably just catches it tbh

  909. Prime De Gea saves that with his foot and it’s not even a second save to make tbh

  910. Bro they scored the same goal 3 times and Potter is none the wiser

    1. Potter is exactly why teams should be weary of taking mid table managers from the prem even if they look amazing. It’s one thing to get everything out of players your DOF bought with analytics for 5 million. It’s another thing managing world class players.

      It’s so obvious Brighton being well oiled had absolutely zero to do with Potter or any other manager they have. They just buy the right players and sell them at the right time. They got 52 fucking million for Van Hecke with an expiring contract next season.

      1. Debatable. he could be worse for different reasons. i don’t think Spurs fans thought it could get worse than under Big Ange and lo and behold here’s a manager from a mid table team that was so clearly out of his depth at a top club he should have been fired after about the 2nd straight month of losses.

    2. Time will tell I’m just excited to watch attacking football again

  916. I mean, honestly all of Bournemouth’s “best players” they lost that made Iraola look so good because they kept winning without them are all flops so maybe they’re just not that good and the team was making them look good.

      1. Real Madrid fans think Huijsen is the anti-christ but I’m sure he’ll eventually be worth 60 million.

    1. Because he’s about as useful as the 18+ content warning on porn hub

      1. He’s better than the rando they played before him. Elanga changed the game for Sweden

  918. Learning that Taylor fucking Hearn pitches for the Hiroshima Carp and is apparently in the running for the Sawamura award (Cy Young Award in Japan) is giving me whiplash lol

    1. What he always does. Most overrated defender ever. PL broadcasters glaze him like he’s legitimately fucking Jaap Stam in the making when he’s leading the worst defense in Spurs history mystifies me

    1. If you do then I’ll have been proven right about your sporting directors. Dude legitimately is so overrated. We were also linked to him and the resounding sentiment is “Why do want one of the ‘leaders’ of a team that would almost certainly have gone down in the majority of years.”

  921. Also, big shock, the worst ref performance by a mile was fucking Oliver. These english refs truly are the absolute shits.

  927. Sati will you join us for the Mo Salah replacement scouting watch

    2. They do but only Chelsea and United actually use academy players. Everyone else sells theirs for 40 million

      1. Bro we won a cup with our academy in Klopp’s last season. Pipe down

  929. Harby is being straight up delusional if he doesn’t think Leverkusen robbed them absolutely blind for Wirtz. This dude does fucking nothing. Yes he’s technical and a good passer but he’s such a fucking nothing player. Zero actual impact on any game I’ve ever watched him play outside of Leverkusen.

  930. And if he thinks Diamonde is better than Amad, he’s also crazy. Diamonde is pacy and athletic but his first touch is worse than Lukaku’s.

  931. And I’m not being biased or emotional. I’ve seen United overpay for this exact player 50 times. Wether it’s Mikhitarian, Kagawa, DVDB, Sancho, Alexis Sanchez I can keep going. I’ve seen this exact player too many times.

  932. Germany’s gonna start the fourth reich at the rate this game is going

  937. I sort of miss old 80s and 90s anime where it was scandalous for a boy and a girl to sleep in the same room together let alone live together while unmarried

    I really like I Made Friends With the Second Prettiest Girl in My Class though. All the characters are kind and well meaning and conflict is portrayed realistically. I actually think it's better than witch from last season.

  939. I finally decided to read Welcome Back Alice (why is that name so popular in Japan?) because some anime Tiktoker was talking about it and it's the only Oshimi manga I haven't read but of course its just devolving into the MC having gay sex with a femboy. It made me genuinely upset when he couldn't get erect for a real girl.

    1. So it’ll still be Giannis and a bunch of G leaguers and borderline all stars

  941. The fact they talk about sex on Family Feud now is proof of the corrosion of society.

    1. I only looked at my notifications now and yes, stats can definitely underrate (or overrate) performance.

  942. I’ll never understand how people facetime or talk to their SO all fucking day. I don’t wanna talk period all day. If I don’t spend at least 10 hours a day with my own thoughts I just wanna punch people.

  943. Oyarzabal is player I never understood not getting a move to a bigger club. Like you can’t tell me he wouldn’t be better than spending fucking 120 million on Wirtz

        1. He was an academy graduate. I just remember City was interested a few years ago but apparently no one could ever get him to leave.

  944. I genuinely don’t know what the plot of Minions and Monsters is because I see a new preview every 5 minutes and every time it looks like a different movie completely lol

    1. I have my doubts Yamal will last as long as Messi. Barca are working him like a dog for a teenager.

  948. Marlins so badly need to go back to the teal and pinstripe uniforms. So fucking iconic and way better than this orange dogshit.

  949. Nintendo should make a Minions game to go along with the movie like how they made an official Mario Galaxy game

  950. GTA VI is going to be $80. I blame Nintendo for setting the precedent?

  951. @disqus_mlStSRKA4x:disqus I convinced my cousin to buy the Trails remake. I’m spreading the good word, brother.

  952. Belgium really scored that one counter attacking goal against Japan then peaced out of the next 3 tournaments.

  953. I hate to say it because he’s my favorite player but we need to trade Webb. Back to back starts 8 innings 2 runs given up and he’s about to lose both games. Dude is a fucking horse and doesn’t deserve this bullshit team with a bullshit manager and shithead GM.

  954. Belgium went from a golden generation to a shit brown generation.

  957. Senators really got two years of making the playoffs in years and they trade away their captain

      1. It felt inevitable he'd be a Panther but I didn't think it was this soon. All that talk of the Sens being this young upcoming team and its gone in 2 months

  958. Cape Verde plays like a real small team. None of this playing out the back bullshit. They just boot it and try to win headers.

  959. If cape verde had better than non-league quality forwards, they’d probably make it out of the group

  962. If somebody pays 80 million for fucking Bergvall then the transfer market needs to be nuked and reset. These fees are ridiculous. Every random cunt who has an ok season in the PL is worth 80 million now. It’s fucking absurd.

  963. Every fucking Tom Dick and Bob from the PL is worth 100 million but we can’t sell Rashford for more than 26.

  964. Newcastle getting Saudi owners only to end up with the only ones who spend on the absolute worst flops is the most Newcastle shit ever.

  965. Meanwhile we’d be lucky to get 6 bucks and a half bottle of filled Oxies we got from a bum behind a Safeway for Ugarte

  966. Meanwhile we’d be lucky to get 6 bucks and a half bottle of filled Oxies we got from a bum behind a Safeway for Ugarte

  967. Genuinely whoever bought Ugarte should be sacked and set to a non-league team. Holy fuck this dude is so bad.

  968. Bruh, any team with Ugarte in midfield instantly loses. It’s actually crazy.

    1. I never doubted them. Like Cape Verde being bad never even crossed my mind before the tournament started.

    2. I never doubted them. Like Cape Verde being bad never even crossed my mind before the tournament started.

  971. I took one of those naps that start when there’s daylight and then you wake up and it’s pitch black and you’re like “wtf” and really thirsty.

  972. Summer solstice this year ended with a particularly aesthetic sunset

    1. Bro is a stud on the rink but the iq in Florida just got even lower

      2. The IQ in Florida was actually raised by having somebody who can count all 3 periods without using their fingers.

    1. Some people have all the luck. But I’m dating somebody now so I gotta tone down the Russian girl memes lol

  975. Cape Verde has more points than Belgium and Turkey. Lol. Lmao even

  976. 40fps on Doom The Dark Ages at low settings with FSR PERFORMANCE

  977. My King got Egypt their first ever World Cup win. He’s truly King of the people

  979. It costs more than a PS5 and a Switch 2 combined and it's weaker than a PS5

  983. It gets crushed by a Series X. 45fps on Forza Horizon 6 with FST PERFORMANCE (native 1080p). Who is this for? Kids who don't know any better?

  985. Bruh, who the fuck was excited for the steam machine except for people who still make PC master race jokes in 2026

    1. I don't know I just assume they're children but I know a lot of them aren't. Millions of people thought this was the console killer.

  986. I thought people excited for the steam machine were dumb because it was going to be slightly weaker than a PS5 for double the price but this is so much worse than what I expected

  990. And you guys are just now realizing Valve hasn’t made anything of substance besides Alix in like 20 years

  991. How do you let Lionel fucking Messi unmarked into the edge of your box

        1. Forget about Fable. We should make a GTA roleplaying server when the game comes out.

      1. I don’t even know how he had the vision to see that tbh. He had his head down running forward with the ball, one look fucking perfect pass.

  996. I expected it to be bad and I don't care but I just don't understand why so many people cant acknowledge its bad. They refused to when the specs were announced and when valve clarified what pricing would look like and they still refuse to acknowledge just how bad it is now.

    Like is the IGN reviewer paid off? Is she a psychopath who doesn't care about her readers wasting their money? The PS5 Pro was 3x as powerful with 4x the storage and launched for $400 less and that (deservedly) got a 7.

    1. He won the World Cup and had achieved all he dreamed. Now he just wants to enjoy

    2. Because he’s lowkey an international tournament merchant now. MLS has gotten slightly better but Miami is winning with Real Madrid and Barca’s best players from a decade ago, it’s still trash can tier

      1. if/when the man decides to join his boyhood Argentinean club I will have to attend a match

    1. Ronaldo could never do what Messi does, Messi literally just walks around until it’s time to get the ball for some magic. Ronaldo was much more physically reliant.

      1. he makes this shit look so easy… meanwhile Cristiano is making the literal best midfield in the world look like a bunch of baboons

          1. if the man wins another cup back to back then we're looking at some futbol eritage shit

  1000. at least the Austrian guy Brighton just bought didn't play. Clean sheet for him.

  1001. how old is Arnautovic, I swear the guy was already a washed up hasbeen back in like 2011

    1. Right? It was a fucking jumpscare when he showed up their first game I was like “No way this dude hasn’t retired yet.”

  1004. Mboopi is gonna obliterate that record in the future. Wouldn’t surpise me if Haaland joins too because this Norway’s current generation is really talented and with the expanded format they will continue to qualify

    1. Haaland has no chance. His first world cup being at 26 basically kills any shot of him beating the record. Mbappe already is 2 off the record and he might genuinely have 2 more world cups in his career. Even if he only plays one more he probably ends with 25 plus because France are so stacked they’ll likely go very deep every tournament.

      Norway, no offense, is not creating chances for fun against most teams nor are they likely to make a truly deep run. Haaland would have to score double digit goals at this world cup to even have a shot. He’s basically the same age as Mbappe but he has way less goals at this point.

  1006. I do too much for other people and I never ask for anything from anybody.

  1007. At least the person I did too much for was actually my fucking girlfriend this time.

  1010. Like I said, Mbappe might have untouchable world cup numbers by the end of it all.

  1011. I remember when I was a kid and saw SAO for the first time and became obsessed with sling backpacks because I thought they were the coolest thing in the world

    1. I also wanted one of those in 6th grade but that was just because I thought putting two straps on was lamb

  1013. Charisma and Retribution are so weird. This is why the guys on the Asian movie forums back in the day only recommended Cure, Tokyo Sonata and Pulse. I really liked Seance too though.

  1014. Okay maybe I should've waited until the end before forming an opinion

  1019. Why are these random games between 2 weird ass teams always absolute bangers lol

    1. A lot of the athletes parents were born in other countries- usually that can grant you citizenship

      1. Yeah, but the eligibility rules are kinda crazy now. 95% of Morocco's team is French. I don’t think half of Algeria’s team has ever even stepped foot in that country. It’s cool that people who play for log jammed teams can play international now, but when there’s a guy named Pedro on Qatar, we’ve gone a bit too far I think

  1021. I’m either a boomer or washed because people don’t think 60 million for Alex Scott is insane.

  1022. I don’t understand the Giannis trade for the Heat. Yeah they got Giannis but they absolutely decimated their team.

    1. Ware and Jaime are the only real losses here, and even then it’s not that big of a deal. We’ve made the finals with Jimmy Butler, Bam, and a bunch of undrafted players. When there’s something to play for everyone steps up. It’s that Heat culture baby.

      1. So you went from having 2 stars and a bunch of trash that ultimately doesn’t actually win you anything to… Having 2 stars and a bunch of trash that doesn’t ultimately win you anything. I mean I get why you’re excited but they don’t even have any draft capital to do anything. You better hope Pat Riley and Spo work some magic like they did a few years ago

        1. I trust Spo, still the best coach in the league, and now he finally has a superstar again. One who’s been consistently a top 3 player in the league for the past half decade.

          1. Yeah, he’s definitely a huge factor for why this could work. Nobody is as good as him at getting talent from nothing. Just ask Laker fans how Gabe Vincent looked without Spo lol

          2. That was a hard watch because I loved Gabe he was fucking great for us lol

  1024. Looking at Prime Day deals. I’ll get Silent Hill 2 remake for 20 bucks why not

    1. Bruh, you just got one of the best games ever made for less than a standard fast food order.

  1025. Remember the foresight Bron meme where he claimed to have seen Kobe’s 82 point game before it happened lol.

  1027. I really liked SH2 remake but they should've made more changes. The level design can get annoying at times.

  1031. congrats Cristiano you finally found an adversary you can score against

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