2 thoughts on “RH: World Cup Edition 4”

  1. It sucks that basically all my interests besides games have absolute dogwater youtube communities. I’d rather be waterboarded than watch guitar youtube tbh

    1. TThe Wrestling Fandom can suck. Best Wrestling guys I ever knew were Thanos, arkham, and a guy called bass

      1. Wrestling youtube seems capital I insufferable. I only see thumbnails but it’s always like “CM Hogan says Saudi Arabia should be hosting every PPV? Sami BERRIED AND MORE”

  2. MMiku Being the prize of the world cup almost makes me invested

          1. I will be honest I have no idea who is still in the world cup. I'm gonna say Norway because the pic

          5. I think I have heard that name. I don't really know much about the sport. Which motor sport?

  6. HHarby Should get a Mohawk and a tattoo of the box art of the movie dude where's my car

    2. Other M is definitely a C. It's not as bad as everyone says but it's not great. It has some interesting ideas that are half baked. Worst part is absolutely the story

      1. I debated. Overall it’s fun but I could design it. It’s not creative at all

      1. If Sonic Unleashed’s combat sections ran at more than Atari frame rate ut’d be the best 3D sonic. And I was probably too harsh kn Epic Mickey. It could be B

      1. It’s just a feast or famine console.

        It has a shit ton of good to amazing games but it also has 900 just dance games

          1. Gamecube definitely has a better library. Wii-U has a solid density of great to amazing games but absolutely nothing else.

    1. id recommend seeing some highlights
      nascar turns the cogs in my monkey brain

  12. I always wanted to play red steel 2 since heard it's good

    1. It’s like the opposite of the original

      The original is one of those games that you think of when people who hate the wii go “the motion controls sucked dick!”

      Meanwhile Red Steel 2 is probably the literal best use of the motion controls lol. Crazy

      1. I heard it took advantage of wii motion plus. I've never heard a good thing about the first but a lotta praise for the second even saw people say it's underrated and a must have wii title

    1. he was definitely the most fun to watch
      he got me into nascar after i saw him win a cup in 2015

    1. My Mario Maker level that I designed purely around using vines lol

      1. Ohhhhhhh. I need part 2. Wanna play lites levels. I remember now lol.

  19. N64 is so weird because it has a few of the best games of all time and not much else

    1. Nintendo lost all their third party sipport when they decised to not use CD’s.

      Some of Nintendo’s best games are on that console but that’s basically all there is on said console.

  20. I need an n64 controller so I can play sin and punishment

  23. PlayStation is easily the best brand in gaming history. They never missed. I think it's because the name sounds cool.

          1. They somehow managed to fuck up the Playstation classic. Should have been a guaranteed homerun.

  24. I'd rather have a Vita 2 than the PS6 handheld. I don't want a giant tablet.

  25. It's one thing to put your dick in a vacuum but why would you ever put your dick in a vacuum with a blade inside the tube?

  27. I feel terrible for the dad who did it to himself to clear his son's name only to lose his penis as well

  31. They made an official government announcment that bike lanes are DEI.

    Damn, we fucking elected Stray.

  32. Ro, Do you think ayatollah godzilla is gonna clap back at Trump.

  33. Obsession Why is he afraid of her? She's tiny. She can't hurt him. He could easily kill her if he wanted to.

  35. The most popular yandere anime of all time has Nikki

    in the title. Coincidence?

  37. OOn My break. Been a very annoying day. I feel like I'm either gonna punch someone or punch myself so I don't punch someone. Especially the guy named Jared that I work with because fuck that guy.

    1. I’ve never met a Jared that I actually liked now that I think of it.

      1. HHe's Every9nes favorite at work and I hate him. He constantly does things to add to my work

  38. SSo You would say bahamut from Final Fantasy isn't a good dragon?

  40. Back to work. If you see on the news that I snapped and attacked Jared you know why

  42. Having a real queen sized bed that I don’t have to curl up in the fetal position a bit to actually fit on is like a dream.

      1. Shank everyone agree it was going to be Blackflag summer 😤

  45. II'm Freaking out. My grandma almost died. She has pneumonia and her heart is only working at 50%. She collapsed. If my religious aunt didn't find her she'd have died

        1. Glad to hear it mate, and I hope you aren't too stressed either

          2. I can understand that, it's a nasty one I've had it myself a couple times when I smoked. A lot worse when you're older though. Sounds like she is getting good care though and is where she needs to be

          3. It does sound like the antibiotics are helping thankfully

    1. 😂😂
      I told my wife and she was dying
      Told me she would schedule me for weekend-

    1. There was I think a senegal kit that was fire- was like a pinkish color

    1. They have a couple others but that's the one everyone knows

  59. I don’t understand the SVU case. The attorney is trying to argue that since they suspected the whole kidnapping was a hoax and that the boyfriend did it, means that it can’t be his client who actually did it?

    I would fire my lawyer in court if he tried to argue that changing prime suspects is a defense. The spouse/boyfriend is near unanimously the prime suspect in all missing person cases when the investigation opens. His argument is that the cops did their job???

  60. I don’t understand the SVU case. The attorney is trying to argue that since they suspected the whole kidnapping was a hoax and that the boyfriend did it, means that it can’t be his client who actually did it?

    I would fire my lawyer in court if he tried to argue that changing prime suspects is a defense. The spouse/boyfriend is near unanimously the prime suspect in all missing person cases when the investigation opens. His argument is that the cops did their job???

  61. This lawyer also cuts every single witness off frkm answering and they pretty much unanimously just ignore the objections. You would never get an objection for badgering overruled when he doesn’t even let the people finish talking lol

      1. My dad watches that. And Chicago Med. And Chicago Fire. And NCIS. And CSI Miami.

      1. It's fine, just don't do oblivious dumb foreigner stuff like show off jewelry or walk on shady streets at night.

        1. You mean I shuldn’t walk the streets at night playing my hit song “I have tons of chains and no common sense”

          1. I mean. I live in São Paulo. I am already naturally aware to not act like an idiot on the street

    1. The us announcers would be glazing how well he moves for an 87 year old

    2. Probably- he will do a modified sui so he doesn’t throw back out

      1. Noooo
        I honestly watch soccer or like history/science shows maybe nature ones

  67. The crowd shots during Colombia games are wall to wall hot girls. What do they put in the water down there lol.

    1. I wouldn’t say wall to wall but yeah there are sum as the yung pipo say snacks

  70. I told my wife during Colombia game ghere were some beautiful women- she said no their not, their whores- 😂

  73. Why I picture James' wife talking to him like Sofia Vergara in Modern Family

      1. The best is she like a foot and half shorter than me but will beat my ass

  76. Ro,
    We were eating outside at Hollywood Studios at ghese like picnic benches- a few rows to left this girl start telling her mom shut the fuck up to her face and called her a piece of shit. My wife stops eating looks at me, there was a family behind us shes like excuse me you guys sre latin right? They are like yes, shes like are you seeing this ? They were like omg yes- my wfes like im about to intervene and grab that ear- they were dying- we ended up chilling with them a bit bonding over latin parenting and how our kids are well behaved but its hard work 😂

    1. I want to picture the first time James went to a party at her wife's family's house. The token blanquito.

    1. Dats me- but now my mother in law talks to me in Spanish- I understand 70%

      1. My GF talks to her friends in Korean and I’m like “this is bullshit, it isn’t subbed yet?”

  79. Wait, which Disney park is the most magical place on earth? They can’t all be

  83. Ok, gonna take kids to pool – if they go alone someone drowned

    1. Yeah, the industry is 100% collapsing again soon. Very sad. I hope the emulators stay up because I’ma be playing lots of PS2 ganes

  86. Todd didn't want any of his games to get remakes either. They forced his hand with Oblivion Remastered but he made sure they used the exact same code as the original and banned them from making changes. It was supposed to be a full on remake like Resident Evil or Final Fantasy.

    1. All it really needed was getting rid of the level scaling. A full remake wouldn’t even be real because they’re still using the same fucking engine lol

  87. I forgot I preordered black flag like 2 weeks ago and it's arriving tomorrow. Fuck, time flies

    1. Genuinely how do people forget they bought something? I don’t pull my card out without thinking about what I’m spending money on

      1. IIt's because I forgot the release date comboed with I've never had more things happening at the same time in my work career

  88. If they try to build a data center out here, I’m telling every homeless person in a 10 mile radius they can get hella copper from it.

    1. That’s literally everybody under the age of 25 according to doctors.

  91. General quotas might be normal but being told to hire someone specifically with autism is kind of funny

    1. Like I said, everyone under the age of like 40 has “autism” now. Including me if you ask people.

    1. Senegal doesn't have a catchy song but has the most quotable meme of all time

  96. Baseball youtube is almost entirely hot take merchantry and I hate it. There is not a single above replacement level shortstop I wouldn’t take over Trae Truner. He has the worst contract in the entire MLB. He’s not worse than Dansby Swanson and if you genuinely think that you’re just ragebaiting

  99. Seriously, why does the fucking cover art look like he’s using the sword as a selfie stick lmao

  100. I miss having real cover art. I genuinely can’t remember the last time I saw a new game with good cover art.

  101. Final Fanatsy 15’s reverse cover art with just the logo is gorgeous but that’s not the “official” art the picture of the Boy Band in the car is

  105. My favorite United chant is still

    Oh oh oh it’s Carrick
    You knowwwww
    Never believe it’s not Scholes

    2. Tune of "I wanna dance with somebody" by Whitney Houston

      Ooooh, I wanna dance with Boscagli,
      I want to feel the heat with Boscagli,
      Yeah, I want to dance with Boscagli,
      With Boscagli who loves me

  107. My favorite Chelsea chant is when they say the name of the club at varying loudnesses

    1. Best version was the over 10min non stop against Leicester away. Bobby didn’t even travel but the traveling Kop just kept singing akd singing

    2. We all love Mitoma,

      He’s got a lovely arse!

      And when he scores a goal,

      We say arigatou gozaimas!

  109. The axtual best chant is

    Wake me up before you go go
    Who needs Messi when you got Sisoko by Watford lol

  110. The axtual best chant is

    Wake me up before you go go
    Who needs Messi when you got Sisoko by Watford lol

  112. The Elanga chant was dope too but we only got to use it for like 6 months lol

  113. Elanga is one of those youth players that you know isn’t really good enough for United but I kinda wish we still had.

      1. Yep. He’s not good enough in possession for a big club. Absolute killer on counters though.

        1. I like him but he meshed better with forest than geordies

    1. This team is like ungodly stacked. Imagine bringing Zaire Emery, Matetta and Cherki and they only get garbage time minutes lol.

  119. I will admit I was wrong about Cam Schlittler. I thought his numbers would regress but he’s been one of the best pitchers in the AL

  120. Also, I went over which ones I have recently. You don’t even have to pick a specific one, just say a number between 1-6

  122. Satty how much money do you donate to charity every year? What do you think is a normal amount?

    1. I mean, I don’t really. I usually donate like 20 bucks during a GDQ or something and then maybe when they ask me to round up at the store for cancer research. I wish I could give more but I’m not exactly flush with cash.

      1. Oh that's okay. I was just filing my taxes and there's no one else here.

        1. I also had a jar full of pennies that I cashed at the store and donated because it was only like 7.50 lol

          1. I’m keeping the other jr for when the apocalypse happens and the copper is worth millions

  126. My gf’s ig feed is just Haaland 😭😂
    She scrolling next to me. I’ve ruined her fyp

    1. So does Kone. Their midfield is their biggest weakness compared to England or Spain.

    1. He made Mbappe wait 9 hours before he could shoot so maybe

        1. I saw that shit live it should have taken maximum two looks. It was the most stonewall pen ever

    2. Literally made him wait an hour for no reason while he let the goalie fuck around

  146. This shit fake as fuck. Argentinian ref made him wait like an hour for no reason. If the goalie is off his line, call the fucking retake if he stops it. Who cares where he starts.

  147. I vividly remember the last time a team wasted a penalty against a team in red…

    1. But wtf were they even checking? That was stone wall? And why did he make him reposition the ball 3 times

      2. That's why everyone probably the referee included was confused

  149. Apparently they were checking a hand covering the mouth situation?

  150. I really don't understand how hard it is to just shoot the penalty like a god damn rocket and call it a day

  154. This man could be the goalkeeper for literally any club in the world

    and he plays for fucking Al Hila

  161. How bad must the other Moroccan strikers be if Brahim Diaz is still a starter

      1. Short intro with animus. But I think new missions maybe? Or just continues where it would after modern say stuff. Certainly would help pacing

      2. Because everybody wants to go “Uou hate having all your shit in one place right, please download our dogshit launcher so that you can do what you would have from Steam but we added this extra step because fuck you.”

    1. seriously, it should just not exist. I know zero people who like motion blur

    1. “Mismanaged” more like milked into oblivion. If they weren’t releasing one every year they wouldn’t have had to change to the dogshit modern Witcher 3 but written by retards model

  172. if someone as mid as Elliott Andersen is worth £115M, then how much is that 18 year old Moroccan midfield wonderkid worth

  179. I saw a guy dressed like Clair Obscur on the crowd. Gg France

    also fantastic goal song choice

  184. Diop grew up together with Mbappe but now they're enemies this is so sad

        2. They will have to mark Kane this time though. Not fucking Cunha

  199. I thought that Moroccan guy in the stands was Cherki for a moment

  202. If he scores PSG will add another 50 million to their price tag and he'll be stuck on their bench forever

  203. How come Mbappe doesn't have any fanboys like Ronaldo, Messi and now Haaland

    1. Because Ronaldo and Messi were on the two biggest rivals in the same league for like 15 years. Mbappe doesn’t have a rival like that. Mbappe vs Lewa is not nearly a rivalry lol

    2. Because Ronaldo and Messi were on the two biggest rivals in the same league for like 15 years. Mbappe doesn’t have a rival like that. Mbappe vs Lewa is not nearly a rivalry lol

  205. Norway showed good sportsmanship by letting Brazil score a goal to save face

  207. This team made another top 10 team in the world look average af.

  208. Imagine taking off your front 3 and bringing in Barcola/Mateta/Cherki lmao

  209. Imagine taking off your front 3 and bringing in Barcola/Mateta/Cherki lmao

    1. The truth is you can’t. Even if you take a 1-0 lead and park a tank and counter, you can’t because they have a team full of players that are absokutely elite in possession.

        1. Has never held the Premier League Asia trophy in his hands either

  212. It sounds like the procedure went well and so far my grandma is okay

      1. Last night I got news she collapsed on Sunday. She has pneumonia and her hearts not working. She had a procedure today .

  214. “Champions of the BMW Cup, you’ll never sing that.”- Spurs fans

  215. Twitch recommended me someone called jinxy but spelled differently

    2. I feel like reading this out loud will cause evil dead to happen

  221. Duschamps has the best job in the world. Dude just stands there whith his 15K rolex on and looks cool.

    1. Basically yes. Work today and off the next couple of days

    1. Nah, France just made them look average. They got Barcola/Cherki/Mateta off the bench lol

  228. Nah France is just this op. Me and sati been telling y’all for months

      1. Yeah was kind of crappy game- mbappe also in his prime probably-

    2. If Mbappe makes that pen and they have to open up right away it’s probably at least 4-0

  230. Like you could make the argument the reigning Balon D’or winner has been like thier 4th best attacker lmao

    1. At the beginning for sure but at this point of the tourney surely he’s number 3 or even 2 now.

      Also he’s become so much more mature player. At the end where France went for counters every time Morocco lost the ball which was every attack, he multiple times slowed down the game and didn’t play the ball between the lines. It stayed firmly in France’s control instead of going end to end and giving Morocco a chance to make it a game

  233. Also im grilling a London broil whilst drinking a grey goose mule- lowkey supporting Europe

  235. The pulisic commercial comes on where hes like I want to leave a legacy- my sons like .. a legacy of losing

  239. Argentina is getting belt to assed in a final against France. Spain is the only team that might beat them

    1. I still hope for spain but would low key love if norway win

  242. I sort of hope England wins though because nothing has been working out for them and it'll probably cheer their country up

  245. I found this bar in the Philipines that lets you box against a group of midgets and I now have a new dream destination

  247. Words don’t describe how nice having a bed that actually fits my body again feels

        1. Bruh, you’re slweping on hardwood? How? I’d be moving worse than fucking Big Show nowadays if I slept kn hardwood even one night

          1. I sleep fine for the most part other than the horrible pain in my feet and knees

  251. I’m making summer Gnocchi with zucchini for dinner and some bread. Probably gonna give skme to my GF hopefully she likes it. I honestly haven’t cooked for her much

    1. I found a box of my cousin’s (2nd cousin who used to live here for like 8 months after he got out of the Navy like 25 years ago) comics and there’s a shit ton of cool ones. He has like 100 TASM’s

        1. And he has all of Death in the Family and X-Men Extinction and Kingdom Come. I’ve never even seen trade copies of Kingdom Come lol.

          2. Yeah, it’s pretty cool. I’m gonna keep them. There’s also a couple Clive Barkers.

  256. By the way, I just wore Odyssey Limoni today because nobody told me what to wear. Sad.

      1. He was here so literally. But I bet Karma only knows exactly 3 colognes

  260. I pribably would have gone with that if I couldn’t decide. It’s always my default.

  261. GGotta Work. I wanna go home. Past 2 days have suuuuuucked

      1. Maybe I shouldn’t but she laughs about it. She doesn’t really have too heavy an accent except a few words but it gets really pronounced when she says “McDonalds” and she talked about how her coworkers went to McDonalds for lunch but she brought her own food. I said “oh they went to Mackdonrd” sarcastically. Yeah I got hit lol

  266. GGonna Be back to work soon but another shit da . Starting to really really hate some coworkers

  267. But there’s no malice in it. It’s just an affectation I think is cute lol

  268. There’s something human about makjng a sauce with stuff you grew.

  269. Activision would make you pay to play online like a mobile game with tokens if they thought they could get away with it lmao

  272. The Trumps are the only fucking people who could manage to lose 600 million on investments when they’re allowed to insider trade and manipulate the market lol. Truly a fucking family of bozos.

    1. I’m not playing it but I’ll download Sid Meier’s Pirates! To make myself feel included.

  274. I got my own ship now and am allowed to go where I want. This is where the fun begins

  275. Every single morning at the same time an Indian dude runs by my house singing along to Christian songs and I’m not judging him but this dude absolutely feels like a random NPC in my life.

  276. I don't understand why they didn't release the Black Ops ports on Xbox. I don't want to get them on PS and I don't have PS+.

    1. Are they through the CoD client or on their own? If the former, then you don't need PS+

        1. Shit, well I'm definitely not getting it. Especially since the DLC isn't included. I literally only wanted it to replay the multiplayer after so long

  277. IIs mobile disqus still fucked up on chrome? Firefox is REALLY getting bad now with fucking up my typing

    1. I'm oneand it's just as bad. Chrome the text box keeps disappearing and I have toeverg slowly to prevent this from happening type

    1. I don’t really like Black Ops 2 tbh. I kinda was over COD after the fiest Black Ops came out.

  285. This is happening and we all need to just mentally prepare for it at this point

  288. I think I will start a new FM save file and coach Brazil with the rule I can't call up any dipshit who plays in England

  291. I am slowly growing a hatred towards the PL because it is the main reason we stopped being the Brazil everybody knows and loves

        1. Won the Copa. But nothing because the idiot manager never played him ever

          3. It should be because you can’t even win that one these days. But yeah Tite never played him because he played that shite media darling Jesus

    2. The PL isn’t the reason Brazil doesn’t hold up to former standards. You’re just used to having such an ungodly stacked team that you were leaving some of the best players in the world at home.

      Truth of the matter is that you’re not gonna be better calling up randos from Cortiba. The problem is that there’s a couple world class players on your team and a lot of mid/old players

      1. we now have players who have never played senior football in Brazil, have no idea of how brazilian football is played, and literally DEMAND support from the fanbase and complain in interviews.

        furthermore… a random guy from a Curitiba club was one of the reasons we last won a cup in 2002. Kleberson.

        1. I just think it’s more systemic than just “they stopped calling up local players” Rayan was a homegrown star who just broke into the PL and he didn’t do a fucking thing this tournament. You just do not have the talent pool right now to stack up against the elite teams in Europe

          1. Rayan did much better than… ugh… Raphinha.

            and the talent bit is mostly due to the players just moving too soon to Europe. Instead of growing their football under a literal trial of fire in Brazil, like we used to, they already move to Chelsea at 17 or 18, become bench players, don't develop, and then just become nobodies

  296. this match is unusually soulful because the kings of Belgium and Spain are in attendance

    1. Bobby would have done bits had he actually played in games that weren’t meaningless friendlies

  298. Belgium has a Brighton player on the starting XI. Automatically makes it exponentially more sympathetic than Spain.

  302. Klopp built his entire team that won everything around Firmino and Tite didn’t think he should even start.

  304. There’s going to be Ellie Goulding halftime show in tomorrow’s game

  305. Elon was on a live TV interview and he ditched it on live TV because they were showing Space X stock nosediving in real time lmao

    3. That’s why I never watch them tbh. They play like a Pep side. Pass around the back for an hour, go wide cut to byline cut back. Zzzzz. Bad for the narcoleptics.

  311. I swear to god if Texas votes for Paxton I might actually become a for real California successionist instead of an on the fence one. The guy has been caught cheating with 3 different side pieces since his campaign started. The dude is a straight up fucking criminal. If he gets elected I don’t want a cent of my fucking states money going to that fucking shit hole.

  318. they finally conceded a goal its over mindbroken theres no coming back from this

  323. also Im glad he scored after the spanish left back was bullying him during the free throw

  326. De Ketelaere must be transferring to a better team after this world cup, dude's a machine

    1. Surely he is. Along with 90% of the keepers in this tournament

  329. That stupid Haaland rap from his teens is ringing in my head

    1. why are we living in an era where a Man City player is the most liked and likable player on Earth

  333. I got massive asthma attack courtesy of panic attack and had to get nebuliser twice in a row

    1. That doesn’t sound pleasant, sorry bro. What triggered the anxiety attack?

  336. If this zombie ass Belgium team makes a semi-final I’m actually gonna laugh so loud.

  342. Apparently its not a handball because it deflected off of his teammate but if Rodri didnt block it with his arm it wouldve went to Lukaku?

    1. Maybe for the guys with no last name or only a last name….

  370. That chance right after the winning goal should have gone in. Why the fuck would you not just shoot it

  371. I didn’t actually. The icon too was too low res to fall for it

  373. Spain d just did not convince. Mbappe, Olise and Dembele are going to eat them alive

  375. Maignon has made 7 saves. All fucking tournament. Mbappe has more goals than their keeper has saves. Nobody is beating them

  376. My life would be so much better if Canada got annexed by the United States

      1. Yes it would. There are no furniture stores in this country and I had to wait over 6 months for the Kindle Scribe Coloursoft to release here.

  378. I may need rum to go along with black flag cause that was one miserable work day

  379. I must once again bitch that Ezio's family becoming the main theme of the series is a travesty. It's called Ezio's family for a reason

  380. I forgot they made the control scheme like every other game with combat being tied to the shoulder buttons. It works for Dark Souls. This is not dark souls.

    1. Gun. Head.

      I can’t stand every fucking action game being hammering my R2. Let it rest god damn.

  381. EExplain To me why assassinate and attack are separate buttons

    1. Because Ubisoft tests their games with literal mice. It’s my new conspiracy. Nobody can prove me wrong.

    2. Because Ubisoft tests their games with literal mice. It’s my new conspiracy. Nobody can prove me wrong.

  382. I can't believe I have to research the actual correct control scheme because ubisoft doesn't have multiple control templates lol

  383. Evil Dead Burn was okay. Didn’t like it as the much as the previous one. There’s a post credit scene where it’s like “yup we knew you liked the previous one so here’s this” lol to it’s detriment because I think it’s really lame.

  384. I have to press x to jump in parkour instead of just doing it like a normal assassin's creed game, 0/10

  385. TThis Shit actually unironically infuriates me btw. Don't fix what wasn't broken

  386. I forgot, no minimap. Actually retarded. Have fun remembering where the restricted areas are

  387. I keep finding small things about this that annoys me which is more compounded by the fact that I had a fowl day

  390. NNot Gonna judge the combat too harsh yet but I was not impressed by the "boss"

  391. They're so retarded I hate every reviewer who ever praised BOTW's dumb gimmicks

  392. Yes there are furniture stores but there's basically no variety at all. The US has 100x more options because of its larger market size. Same with the European Union.

      1. They gave it the literal dark souls control scheme. Even if you change things around to be how an AC game should be, it's just a stiffer version of the original. Like even animation wise it feels off

  396. It really is crazy how there's just these two randomly difficult bosses in Demons Souls and so far the others have been pretty chill lmao

  397. FFirst Good change, I do like that I can just not listen to guards and kill them instead

  398. Why are women so scary? Male ghosts just don't have the same effect.

    1. People making sexy cosplays of sadako kinda ruined her scariness for me

    2. It’s the juxtoposition between women usually being less violent/angry than men

  399. I think I've ironed out some of the annoying bits, but this minimap thing is actually dumb. Hopefully they wise up and patch that in. It's still salvageable

    1. I was at the liquor store and I saw a car with anime decals and the liscense playe L0000D

  407. I got the drunken sailor sea shanty, all is right again in the world

  408. My friend gave me a weed plant and I was walking with it home from his house with it and the neighbor was walking her dog and she said “what the fuck are you doing?”

    1. “Engravings give you no tactical advantage”

      Stops to beat JRPG in 5 hours

      “But you’re pretty good”

      1. I do it just to annoy him tbh. He always has such an “unconvinced” look

  416. I'm glad my grandma is better but she thinks san Francisco eats rats

      1. Damn you are right. I was so distracted by him not wearing shoes that I didn’t notice his shell was missing

    1. I have seen it. Watched it with an uncle. He liked it so much named a kid after a character

      1. Idk if should laugh at that or not. Bro you catch me off guard everytime.

        1. Sometimes I have that effect on people. Yeah his son is marsellus Wallace.

  429. OOne Plus of new black flag is they seemingly got rid of the garbage animus shards so there's slightly less need for a minimap

  431. That's why I don't like higher framerates and always use quality mode. It's only an issue if you switch back and forth.

    1. Honestly I don't mess with high framerate modes either lol. The slight blur bothers me more than a lower frame rate

  432. I think Dragon Quest is unironically #4 now and then FF. I want to put Xenoblade in the FF spot, but I don't really care for 2 or X. 1 and 3 are bangers tho

  433. AAnyway It's chili day today. Sadly not early enough to use the bell peppers and serranos we've been growing

  438. I used to get downvoted so much for saying Garnacho is just like every winger on a mid table Spanish side. He’s about to transfer to Sevilla. I really should gamble more tbh

    2. This the kinda shit you get for Christmas when you’re born in Las Cruzas

  447. I mean, I like Nolan a lot but I would say he’s a B tier director. Hknestly I think I at least like all his movies except Interstellar and the 2020 one that I cannot remember the name of

      1. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve made a director tier list in a long ass time

  448. I've seen all of Nolan's movies including Following but not Momento. Something about it just makes me uncomfortable.

  449. Yes he reminds me of Ed. I think it's because they both went to boys boarding schools in the UK.

  455. I am so tired n sore from pool and a week of walking- but I gotta take the ladies out

    1. Saying you’re sore from going on vacation at Disney is like saying you got a paper cut handing over the money for a Louis Vitton cologne.

    1. There is no social commentary to be made. Not that I go on Facebook or even have one any more but it’s legit all bots (either literal or human) posting AI outrage slop.

  458. Tbh, I can’t even insult Zuckerberg by joking he’s in the Epstein Files because there’s no way that man cares about having sex.

  461. Hail Mary will beat Dune in special effects all because it has nearly no CG

  462. Oh nevermind about Social Network 2. This year's Social Network best picture pick for the discourse will be the Sam Altman biopic.

    Frank will watch it because it has Monica Barbaro

  463. Doing a Sam Altman biopic that is obviously gonna leave out all the “Dark Renaissance” shit he’s been pushing for a decade and him being basically the reason the whole country is a fucking shit hole now is like doing a Hitler Biopic where they stop when he gets kicked out of art school.

    1. I think it is a mockery biopic. Why would they cast Ike Barinholtz otherwise

  464. Oh yeah it's a biopic mocking him. It has SNL writers and Amazon tried to shut it down

  466. Arraez is the most mystifying player I’ve ever seen. He never looks good defensively but he’s worth 8 DRS. He has never had an above average defensive season at first base let alone second and now he’s a gold glover at 2nd?

    He is 13th percentile in bat speed but 100th percentile in barrel rate. So he just fucking barrels everything but he has no power.

        1. We need all the productive bats we can get at this point considering Judge won't be back until like September if at all and Stanton basically breaks his hip from standing up from the toilet seat

  469. TIL the asshole roommate in Shaun of the Dead is the male character VA in Dark Souls 2/3 and Elden Ring

      1. You’re from Chicago and you’ve never met somebody with a Polish last name?

        1. Actually my college roomate also has that lol but it's not very common. You usually get ski or sky. And people pronounce my name that way even though it's not even phonetically close to that

          1. II'll Never forget someone pronouncing it like "weeze" tho lol

          2. I have an Italian last name and the amount of people who think it’s hard to pronounce when it sounds like exactly how it’s written is crazy

    2. Peter Serafinowicz.

      also the guy who says "what a bunch of a-holes" in Guardians of the Galaxy

  471. I had a film teacher who was from Poland and he had the least pronouncable last name ever lol. I swear it had 15 silent letters

  472. TIL he's also the original Darth Maul voice. Some weird connections here

    1. I just have so many choices and unfortunately, most summer colognes are basically the same thing. Some combo of aromatics/citrus so it gets hard to decide which exact one I want lol

      1. Yes. I can't believe they're holding them this late now when there's another game at 9.

        1. Sucks to be an east coaster bud. Trust me, when I watched giants games on cape cod, it sucked because they started at 10.

          1. This is the biggest first world problem I’ve ever seen btw lol

  478. Last night, the neighbor walked by my house to see if I was there and there’s a glass door on the side of my garage you can see into so she walkes up and sees me and I see her and I say “Um… Nobody’s home?”

    1. You also can’t move because women are like trexs they can’t see you if you don’t move

  484. FF 13-2 is a legit fantastic FF game that doesn’t deserve to be likped in with the other two. It’s actually a good game with a great villain

  485. I don’t think I’ve ever had a game jump higher than FF 15 has

    1. IIt's Funny how it's reputation has changed. Meanwhile I always liked it. Suck it karma

      1. I don’t know if the reputation is changed or people just don’t have hype and now can judge the good aspects fairly

  488. I probably would have liked FF 15 more if I wasn’t in horrendous pain trying to play it. Definitely a game where I didn’t give it a fair chance.

    1. I still liked skyward sword but bet I'd like it more had I not had coughing fits and needed to recalibrate the controller every couple of minutes

      1. I was basically laying in bed with my right arm propped up just to be able to play. That’s why I beat FFX remastered on Vita. Vita was the omly thing that didn’t hurt to hold

        1. Skyward sword was too physical for someone with pertussis.

  490. I couldn’t play Skyward Sword at that time lol. Couldn’t even play Warioware shake it

    1. I also played Mgr revengeance and was right. Said basically if they ever port skyward sword they're gonna make slashing like this

    2. They’re all great games (except 2) but I would get the 3D versions of 3 and 4

    1. When Karla says something is good I believe it but when he says something is mid or bad I have my doubts but I hate pirates anyway

    2. IIt's Not a colossal screw up, but as expected they couldn't help chasing trends even if it doesn't work for the type of game it is

  497. DK, you picked the nighbor’s favorite one of my colognes btw

      1. It’s funny my cousin joked that this cologne is too feminine and I said “That’s why my GF likes it.” Lol

        1. I was gonna say I know what she likes. Like that makes it sound bad

          1. Lol, that’s not bad. It’s funny. But tbh, she likes all of mine except one. Because it has a note (augerwood) that can smell like burnt rubber extremely rarely in people and of course I wore a cologne with it in it amd she was like “why do you smell like burnt rubber?” And I was like well shit, I can’t wear that around her lol

    1. It probably looked like I got shot in the heart because it’s one of my all time favorites lol

  501. MMy coworker finally got to the beauty pagent episode of always sunny, but I felt awkward talking about it because the new guy was there. Kinda hard to talk about the song about how they do not diddle kids out of context at work and still remain employed

    1. Meanwhile at work I screwed up and awkwardly said have a nice night…..well day…umm whatever time?

    2. Danny Devito fancing and frantically saying “Do not didle kids, it’s no good touchin kids” is always somewhere lurking in my subconcious.

      1. IIt's Actually one of the lines that convinced me to watch the show lmao.

    3. IItt Also has the best quote which I'm surprised isn't a copypasta:

      I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead! Oh shit! Is my mic on?

    4. I convinced my best friend to watch it by just reciting the plot to the episode "The Gang Goes Jihad"

    1. My cousin said when she mentioned the rubber smell it was like that meme that uses the ahhhh ahhh ahhhhhh part of Komm Susser Tod lmao

  503. I have a confession to make. I tried to make stray put marbles in his nose. I kept sending him DMs saying don't put marbles in your nose but he never answers DMs now

    1. God bless america and god bless creampies. Oh, and china too

  508. “Miss Winston, I don’t believe my chili is that much of a panty dropper but I’m flattered.”

  509. “Miss Winston, I don’t believe my chili is that much of a panty dropper but I’m flattered.”

  510. I’m working on the garage and the neighbor comes by and says hi while walking her dog. She asks me what I’m doing and I said working on cleaning out the garage and she says “Let me guess… And listening to baseball?” And I said “Yep.” “Of course… Always baseball.”

    2. They had a top 3 farm system, traded all their top prospects for a Soto rental, then traded their best infield prospect for a closer. Their farm can’t save them any more in trade deadline madness, especially given Sheets turned out to be kind of a dud.

      Mainly though, their team is just old. Machado, Bogarts Cronenworth are capital T terrible for their contracts and Tatis hasn’t had any power since he stopped having um… Ringworm…

  512. Weirdly I was also in horrendous pain while playing FFXV. I had to play with one hand at certain points because I couldn't use my left arm properly.

    I figured part of the reason I liked it so much was because it was immersive enough to serve as a distraction.

  513. Also that's why I didn't care about the limited control you had over driving even though everyone else was mad and Square Enix had to patch in offroad steering.

    1. I was glad it wasn't also a driving game. I don't wanna play rad racer

  514. I can't believe Subaru had such a nice caring family and still threw it all away for nothing

  515. 1 year of Soto for 2 all stars and a mid level starter is in hindsight, a fucking abysmal trade.

  516. I went down to get a soda and ended up playing with the baby for an hour straight

    1. This reminds me of when we played Partizan Belgrade in the CL and they had our lineup on the board in Serbian phonetics and MeckTominaj was a meme for a good while lol

  523. SStarted Mushoku Tensei season 3. No rudeus in sight, but Ghislaine's design still makes this not that serious

  524. Why would they have this shit in fucking Miami? Just retardation.

    1. Strategy by the Vikings. They know the English tremble in weather above 80 degrees and their mannerisms will crumble at the feet of Miami women

      1. My nephews girlfriend( not the nazi) says that's what she does

  532. I can’t believe my friend gave me this plant for jothing. It’s not even a clone.

  534. LLike I'm bad with people but nazi girl is even worse. She started a conversation with me that was do you think 9/11 was an inside job and do you believe in reptillians

    1. SShould have shown her the did Sedan Hussein do 7/11 video

    2. Earth is hollow and hitler rules the lizard people in there

    1. I don't care what people say nowadays ep II was had. Anakin is so damn creepy in it and sounds stalkerish

          1. Agreed. 9 is competently made. It’s just soulless. 2 looks like dogshit and has the worst dialog ever

          2. TThe one thing 2 has to it's advantage is that it basically invented prequel memes, but the movie itself is just not enjoyable of an experience

          1. TThat's Wrong. 2 does the worst thing it possible can as a movie: it's boring. 9 isn't good, but it sure isn't boring. There's no time for that

  539. The only broadcaster in Canada didn't want to pay FIFA for 4K so it's just unwatchable here

    1. Elite defending. Cut off the pass angle while also engaging him so he couldn’t just dribble past.

  556. Gordon and Madueke are weihhts on this team. How are England’s wingers this bad. Where is Saka

      1. All he did was make an easy pss. Bellingham did everything there with his touch

  559. If satty were a sexy mummy his attack would be sarcophakiss

  563. I think Sorloth is only starting because the other option is Strand Larsen

      1. Only time I used it was to see if it could replicate my writing style if I gave it an example and it made the MC defend JJK for some reason

      2. Its great to help me code and debug but I hate it for everything else

  568. Brazilian reporter interviewed a bearded Norwegian, and he said "the English drink tea, we drink beer using our enemies' skulls as cups"

    ngl that shit was metal

    1. Or country. Since the butcher of plains ville Ed gein used skulls as cups

        1. I don't actually know how but don't use the ai overview because ai is stupid and killing dumber people

  572. I'd rather just read a book than listen to it because reading is way faster

  573. New gimmick idea for Cody Rhodes. A hacker gimmick. He is the code

    2. I've never been invited to a wedding. The general consensus around my family and my families friends are don't invite(name redacted)

  614. LLike Soccer is a sport anymore. It's all sports entertainment nowadays

  615. If United had bought Anderson, he’d be getting destroyed by the media but because he plays for City nobody gives a fuck and it’s crickets.

  617. Every outlet I saw said the same thing, good player but what the fuck is this insane price

    get off Reddit

    1. I’m not talking about that but the fee would be 200 already if it was us because they always increase the price in reports.

  618. How does Mac Allister keep getting to headers when he’s the shortest dude on there with Messi?

  632. Fake rigged ass bullshit. Gambling killed all sports fucn this joke.

    1. PProbably Second funniest thing today after saggy saying he lives in reality

  640. Lol, I know what this is. It’s my great grandpa’s map for Tirkey hubting. But I had to make the joke

    1. They couldn't get to the ball on time because none of his teammates expected it

  645. SSatty Write a parody song of heart of glass but make it harb of glass

  653. EExactly What I was talking about. You two flirting is so cute

  654. Why are nearly all the matches in their hot southern cities? Chicago has 10 million people and hosted nothing

  658. Also, my GF’s spice tolerance is crazy. She eats some ridiculously hot things. Mine is pretty high for a proud black man, but she eats some things I’m just like wtf

    1. It was a foul dude. At least enough of one where they should have stopped it.

      1. England goal also hit the camera up top in the rafters. It should have been disallowed by VAR

  665. Like a week ago her uncle made her a dish she was eating with some pepper that literally made me do a double take because it was so hot. And she ate it like nothing.

    1. My sister's husband is a pussy. He thinks cinnamon is spicy

      1. Come on man, even I have way more tolerance than that. I’ve eaten a whole ghost pepper before. Yes, it made me almost puke. But I didn’t.

  672. And like the third time I took her out I tried to be cool and ate this Korean dish she ordered that is quocuially known as the “facing heaven” pepper and she was laughing so hard at me eating half of one and then telling me what it was called in Korean.

      2. The waiter kept coming back with more water and I just said “Leave the pitcher here man.” And she laughed so hard at my struggling. And I said “Yeah ok, hubris. I get it. I wanted to be cool and I upset the gods. This is my punishment.” But imagine me saying it bent over in a booth breathless.

        1. Water actually makes it worse. Should have asked for milk

  681. Dude is gonna be a knught by the time this tournament is over.

  690. My sister's husband wants Argentina to lose. So did he make them win?

    1. He’s been fine. He’s foing the minimum a striker needs to do. He’s being a pressure release valve.

  693. HHarby You never accidentally get crushed red pepper on your hands and you pee and the stream went nuts so you adjust and it gets thd crushed red pepper on your pee pee?

  695. I think imma start following more of tennis, or rugby, or I dunno, hockey or some shit

  710. imagine Cole Palmer, Foden and Trent reacting to this garbage team actually being the one that wins the second cup.

    i know it won't be, but imagine how suicidal they'd feel

  714. First one absolutely was not and var was a no show for England’s first goal

    1. I am not the dude to talk about this with becauae I’ve been saying

  716. I would be in the MLS if I got a pen every time I tried to do that lmao

  717. Yep. They should have won in the 90 minutes which they did but the ref is biased

    1. Fucking rigged ass horse shit. Joke of a sport. It's all blood money for gamblinb

  719. Would Trump still attend the final if one team is just black guys and the other team is just latinos

  720. If there’s any chance he can be in the photos he’ll be there. He’s the biggest narcissist in world history

  723. I want ro to explain dragons, wyverns, wyrms and the other ones

  724. Yes I feel horrible for Cole Palmer there's no way he wasn't good enough for this squad

  730. He should've just subbed a defender for another striker to play alongside Haaland

    1. He should have gone 4-4-2 and put Sorloth up top with Haaland and brought Strand Larson on.

  739. Bellingham is the first to score back to back braces in the knockout stage since Maradona 40 years ago

    1. It's okay I don't like the sport or know anything about it either

  746. AAll I know is VAR exists and there's a big white guy who's scared of his own reflection

  755. Why did Norway get punished for England players hurting each other

  756. I don't have anything against England but this tournament was kind of soulless. None of the quarter final matches were good.

  771. I’m sorry but look at how effortlessly France beat Monacco vs how these other games go. They’re beating everyone. Again, Maignon has made less saves than Mbappe has goals

    1. I hope so. Fuck every single one of these remaining other teams

    2. Morocco had no forwards though. They could barely attack against Canada.

    3. Even their equalizer against the Netherlands was scored by a center back.

  776. why are there so many matches in Texas? The semi final is being played in "Arlington"?

      1. Out of continental pride and ethical principle, everyone should cheer against Argentina no matter the opponent

    1. That actually could have been fire if he changed his pronouns to "he/himothee"

    1. Only two things in life are inevitable, Death calling you dumb and taxes.

  797. I really dislike nazi girl. Heard bad things aboht her. My sister is considering kicking her out

    1. SShe Hated her. But also the rabbit got sick as soon as she moved in. Also my nephew and her would fight about the rabbit and he said if she made him choose between them he'd choose the rabbit.

  809. it's amazing, there is always something that benefits Argentina in one way or another.

    what the actual everloving fuck was that dive

      1. Not a single other team gets a VAR for a dive. It’s fucking ridiuclous. Anybody who doesn’t share my view about VAR is blind.

  812. Not a single other team would grt a VAR for a dive and if you think that’s true you’re actually fucking delusional

  814. They 100% gave the card to the wrong guy kn purpose so they can VAR it. Anybody who can’t see that is stupid lol

    1. Just like anyone who can't see that FIFA rigged it to be a Messi v Ronaldo final is stupid hey. Oh wait.

        1. Let me know when you get to your next "fact" about what has been rigged to happen, I can't keep up with the constant changes.

  816. My face when I fart one of those big farts that make me lose belly circumference

  817. But you think everyone is stupid but yourself. You said that a few times

  820. SSattys Wet dream is Asian women telling him he's so smart and being his frirnd and then becoming lovers

    1. Much better but am a bit stressed because my grandma has pneumonia. She almost died and I just learned Wednesday so not been the best week but just trying not to overthink.

      how are you?

        1. He is sleeping peacefully after farting. I think the extra gravy food is making him gassy

          4. When I get home from work he does that to me and lays on my shoulder and bumps his head oj mine

  826. Man satty gets romance flags with his neighbor, meanwhile my neighbor told my sister she shouldn't move to whatever state she said because he said my sister would be a speck of snow in a state filled with as he put it coloreds.

      1. DDoes He think people inside wear the same outfit nonstop? Like even inside people shower and change clothes.

          1. I mean I'd be off guard too. That level of dumb is amazing to me

  827. I like this idea of inside people and outside people. Like inside cats.

    2. I can't take credit for it. My childhood friend called me inside boy.

  828. Me too. I very rarely leave the house apart from to pick up/drop off my kid these days.

  829. You don't have to deal with Argentina as neighbors.

    lucky Skank doesn't even have neighbors

  835. ASatty I ended up being right. My goth friend was annoyed by the message I sent. So I'm not sending overthinking messages anymore

    1. BBasically I was worried what I said sounded like I was being a schemer and trying to become her best friend. And I was worried about that because we both lost our best friends and I didn't wanna sound like I was trying that. She said I'm so worried about how people will perceive me that I send messages that overthibk things and say what I'm doing when she never thought that and it's unhealthy

        1. SShe's a good trusted friend so been working on not being paranoid. It's been working so far

          1. ive been working talking in public without freaking out about it
            we can do overcome paraniod mario cart

          2. That's good. Proud of you. I've been trying that at work.

            I realized through my conversation with her that I get a complex about losing people and get so scared of that I get irrational and so stupid stuff

          3. ive got over a bit of irrational thought but it still feels like a pike is being rammed through me sometimes

          4. For me it feels like my head is being swarmed with like negative energy and it's overloading my head

          6. Sometimes the smallest thing will make me assume someone hates me. I assume 90% of my coworkers hate me

          10. I do think the GM likes me but he got promoted and worried the new guy is gonna try that. But I'll stay until they force me out

    2. I saw a thing about the whole birthplace citizenship stuff that said it is uncommon in most places except for like 30 South American countries and I always forget how many countries are actually there.

        1. Oh wait I just checked again and it was Latin America, not South America, so including the Caribbean I guess.

      2. It's weird. Indonesia is a lot more culturally and linguistically diverse compared to Latin America but they were a Dutch colony and formed one country post independence.

  839. Argentina losing right about now would help my bet a fair bit.

          1. calzones transend americanized ethnic food
            a pizza hut one would still hit

  848. I don’t know why I said her dad didn’t like me. I think he does.

    2. You should tell him you are the only daddy his daughter needs

      1. You would have to break my jaw off Mortal Kombat Fatality style to pry those words from my mouth.

  849. Argentina actually sucks they can't score against 10 man Switzerland after 50 minutes and almost bottled it against Egypt and Cabo Verde

    1. No it was just insanely rich and sweet. I reckon there was probably a full jar of nutella in it.

        1. I wouldn't want to. Foreigners always eat it stupid and then complain that it tastes horrible.

          Like you spread a tiny bit on buttered toast and it's great, you eat a big ass spoonful of it by itself of course it sucks.

          Like try drinking a cup of soy sauce straight, same thing.

  851. Nutella is one of those things that I do not get how people eat. It’s like 2000 calories a spoonful.

  857. AAt work we serve chocolate turtle sundaes and I'm like they ate harby

          1. I don't like using knives to cut stuff because I get intrusive thoughts that make me imagine slicing myself

          4. would have to cook frys sliced open and slow but would be great i bet

    2. I mean having huge amounts of them both straight isn't the ideal way to eat them. They are both fermented and salty however.

      Little bit of vegemite on toast with lots of butter is awesome though.

    1. Sadly we’re cooked. They’re in Kansas City so they got the same refs the chiefs use

    4. I never like it just on it's own, I definitely use it for stir fry though

  869. England, please summon the ghost of Margaret Thatcher and humiliate England like you did in the Falkland War

  874. Argentina haven’t played one convincing game in the Knockouts and they’re not even playing good teams

    1. It's super salty too, I'd probably die if I drank a whole bottle a day.

      1. OOh I don't wanna kill you. Just wanna see if too much soy turns you into a female dunkey

  885. This is the first time the top 4 ranked teams all made it to the semifinals

  889. Harby gonna melt an ice cap somewhere to raise the sea level and flood MetLife

  891. In Switzerland people can vote to rescind someone's citizenship if they don't like them. The guy who drew a red card better watch out.

  894. The second yellow reuined the game. I’m sorry but that doesn’t need to be given when everyone flops.

  900. Cut to Buenos Aires

    Half the crowd is white. Never beating the allegations btw

  907. They're advertising a sofa as the personification of America but it's like a rebranded Alibaba import and that's why it has so many weird features. Canadian commercials are worse though.

  913. This guy murdered a woman for dating a white man and refusing to have sex with him and then tried to burn her corpse but I feel so bad for him as always.

  917. crazy, a ragtag group of misfits like us. How did we end up all gay,short,soyboys. Am i right sat

  918. When the game ended, they went to Fox News and they were genuinely arguing that a socialist protester put the algae in the pool lmao. You wonder why this country is fucked when 1/3rd of it only listens to this fucking hack garbage. Who would even believe that

      2. In front of the Washington monument, there is a pool that is being overgrown with algea and Trump is blaming Biden

  920. Whod of guessed that letting a team shoot at you for50 minutes wouldn’t end well

    1. I'm dying alone never knowing the love of a woman so I can ignore being called gay or straight. In the end such labels are meaningless

        1. One time a woman was asked if she'd ever date me and she said eww. That sums up everything. Last girl I loved rejected me for a friend. I'm dying alone and accept it

          2. There's no logical scenario where I'll meet anyone either. Based on my behaviors, appearance and how people are and how little I go out besides work. I also don't drink or do drugs and hate loud sounds so bars and clubs are not an option.

          3. open ao3 self inserts
            there are people writing about people just like that

          8. TTechnically I am a bastard since my mom and that guy weren't married

          10. WWell yeah Apparently he was married. My mom was the other woman

    2. I’ e been called gay my whole life. Having a GF means nothing. I’ll still be called gay

  923. These commercials are exclusively for seniors. I'd rather just get a colonoscopy though.

    1. Because nobody watches cable tv any more except those that stand in the solemn shadow of death.

  926. It doesn’t matter spiff. End of the day, the context is always that Trump is using it as an excuse to steal money. Like always.

      1. It already is retro. Ut’s only 5 years older than the PS2 and the PS2 is retro

  928. I’m way too drunk to be reminding me the wii is that old y’all

  930. I'm not victim blaming but most of these women who get murdered have a really weird amount of boyfriends and ex husbands.

    1. I hate to say it but trashy women are almost always bad at picking boyfriends. I mean just look at the types of girls that are usually domestic assault victims. It’s usually not guys who are making 80K a year doing it. It’s almost always low class dudes (or cops lol) Normal people don’t have a reaction of extreme violence against women.

    1. i need to eat more tbh
      my name n pfp were made as a joke of my anorexia

        1. nooo dont
          that was part of the joke cause name could be lack or plenty of food but the pfp was oppisite to me irl

          3. I probably should eat more too. Usually only eat a meal a day

  932. The PS4 is as old as the PS2 was when the PS4 came out. It's basically retro now.

  936. She’s coming hooooome
    She’s coming hoooome
    Hatsune Miku
    She’s comiiiiiiing hoooome

    1. Have you every tried licking it and then you just give up and bite it

  946. I must go. Gotta do dishes. I said I would because I'm a dumbass. But I felt bad that my sister's kids were so lazy and left so many so without thinking when I was half awake I volunteered.

      2. You need to just tell ine of the 500 other people there to do that fucking shit because you’re not the one generating those dishes

        1. They've been told. They don't care. My sister was gonna do them and she still has POTS so I didn't want her to go to the hospital

  952. Mconnell and Lindsey Graham dying in the same week?

    Maybe I should have been praying to god for my enemy’s downfall sooner. This shit working fr

  953. Mconnell and Lindsey Graham dying in the same week?

    Maybe I should have been praying to god for my enemy’s downfall sooner. This shit working fr

    1. They just old and sick after horribly unhealthy lifestyle

  954. They always come in 3’s.

    Please god. I’ve never asked you for shit. Genuinely.

  957. I sort of feel bad because imagine your premature death being universally celebrated.

  958. Also I'm sorry about what I said. I was just watching Forensic Files and there are multiple episodes where the police can't narrow down a suspect because of how many boyfriends and husbands with a possible motive the victim had.

  959. Spain was my call but they need to lock in also I hope England beats Argentina

    1. Bellingham is playing better than Messi did at any point in his career

      1. No way- Bellingham had two gifts vs norway- norway should of won but the defending particularly was atrocious- jude tapping in sitters a foot from goal is not impressive

  961. As with when I first played it, AC4 is making me want to be in the Caribbean again. Can't wait till October

      1. Nonexistent. I assume you mean gf but we broke up in march (mutual so don't feel bad)

          3. Yeah, only thing that mildly sucks is we could have gone to Mexico during day of the dead, now THAT would have been cool. But plans change

          4. True but maybe its extra crowdwd- I was recently looking at place in Mexico- have not been there or DR yet but likely will try aruba next

          5. I went to Aruba on a cruise when I was 12. It was cool as a 12 year old, but would probably stick to it as a cruise destination. Now St Martin/St Thomas? Those I would probably go back to on their own

          6. Interesting, personally would not do a cruise . I love Bahamas and Turks was nicest beach i have ever seen and was in a bay so no threat of sharks- I think we were looking Aruba because of the time of year it is outside the hurricane belt

          7. YYeah That makes sense tbh. Thinking back on it that's probably the furthest south I've ever been too lol, pretty close to South America if I'm remembering right

  962. The question is how much spanish can I learn through Duolingo in that time that's actually useful lol

    1. Lol – have u been before? I think they probably speak English- its touristy

      1. IIt's an all inclusive resort, so very touristy lol. This is for my own satisfaction more than anything, but I think it would be cool to pick up some stuff so it's a bit easier going off resort

        1. True – I understand Spanish pretty well but don’t really dpeak it

          1. YYeah I'm finding already it's a lot easier to pick apart what's being said than actually putting it into words lol. But also I'm using duolingo so not exactly learning it optimally

          2. My sons did that with Italian before our trip and they did pretty good

  963. IIt takes forever to get anywhere with it, only thing that sucks. So I might be better off in 3 months with 4 total months of experience lol

    1. I don't know but disposable chopsticks are usually labelled as chopsticks in Japanese

  965. PPlaying further, this compass is thoroughly awful and doesn't show collectables, so if I'm looking for chests (very much needed for upgrades) I have to open my map, click it, and then close. Then hope I don't get too close or it unselects the chest and I no longer know where it is because these chests just blend with the environment. Ubisoft, just patch the damn minimap in

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