2 thoughts on “RH: World Cup Edition 5”

  1. Bro they skipped the Swamp… they actually skipped the swamp. An episode so integral that it even comes back in Korra

    1. Netflix second season try not to be the worst thing ever after a 5 year wait challenge (inferno difficulty)

  6. It's actually relaxing instead of stressful. The fixed FOV instead of 120 helps as well.

  9. Holy shit you can’t be this regarded and do Zuko alone in the second episode

  14. The Zuko episode in the first season was the only one that didn’t suck because it actually adapted 2 Zuko episodes from the cartoon and followed the story. That is clearly not going to be the case with THE BEST ZUKO EPISODE IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SHOW

  16. Zuzu is Azula’s nickname for Zuko that she uses to annoy him. It’s not his mother’s cute nickname to him given with love

    1. Lol, this is like if they made a Ronaldo doc and they put “Penaldo” on the screen like it was a cute nickname a teammate gave him lol

  18. They should have blown their budget to get the Rock as the Boulder

    2. He was too busy making the Moana live action to be in other LA garbage

    3. DDoes He at least act like the Rock? Is the Boulder even in there?

    1. I was prepared to give it a negative score solely on that, now we can just stick with 0

  21. How does he know that’s supposed to be her teacher when he never went to the swamp. He just decides here on the spot it’s going to be her

  26. Sucks because this Aang guy is genuinely good now that they let him be goofy once and again and not super serious like the first season

  28. Is Zuko getting hit on by the Zuko alone episode’s mom of that boi

  29. They don’t even have Toph’s parents be overly protective and keeping her at home almost a prisoner.

  32. Kid Zuko is an awful actor but no hate. What I will hate is butchering the flashbacks

  33. If they manage to fuck up Zuko aura farming on those punk ass deserted soldiers and telling them who he actually is then this show is dead to me

  35. Sokka sounds so good, it’s crazy how well he is casted while Mai and Ty Lee who they are fighting could not be a bigger miss. Or Katara

  39. Bro this scene is how they introduce Azula in book 2. Why is she here now? They could have literally done this instead of that Iroh and Zuko bs but now they have ruined the best episode of book 2 by putting it there

  40. Wtf this fight happens when Iroh teaches Zuko lightning bending. What have they done

    1. You know when I talk about baseball for like 5 minutes and nobody responds? Same thing

        1. You’re a Mets fan, it’s like being Sisyphus but the rock is a shape that never even rolls up the mountain

          1. Like going to the game is ok but watching at home theres no way

      1. Me and kids liked that show- mind u we never watched cartoons

        1. Watch the cartoon. It’s goated for a reason. The kids will learn so many important lessons about life too

          1. I think kids tried it after watching the show- did new season finally come out?

    1. Holy shit the writing in this one scene is infinitely better than anything in that netflix trash

    2. Holy shit the writing in this one scene is infinitely better than anything in that netflix trash

  51. Remember Crimson Desert? That game really came and went with all the hype it got

    1. The game isn't bad at all actually but the boss fights are complete garbage

  53. I wasted $100 on it. I was debating whether to buy it physical PS5 or digital PC and unfortunately chose PC.

  54. I’m not wasting my time with COD. I haven’t played it in 20 years and I don’t miss it.

  55. I think I'm gonna divert from Demons Souls and just play Mina today. I'm probably just a dumbass but this shit is frustrating as hell. Didn't feel this way with Bloodborne

  56. I wanted to buy a physical copy of Indiana Jones PS5 as well but it's sold out everywhere

  57. So many people get addicted to weed without even realizing it. Scary.

        2. I get why you would move to the MLS to live in NYC or LA or Vancouver (not Miami though that seems awful) but Kansas?

    1. Maybe he’s ready to take a cut for the right team I dunno

    2. He can just join Galatasaray or something and make a lot of money + still compete in the UCL. Turkish League is the MLS of Europe

    1. man… I don't want to sound like that guy, but the last thing Italian teams need now is non-Italians

      1. We should have secks with Italian ladies so the national team has a chance in 18 years or so

        1. Hey, I have the passport. Anyone who takes me to dinner has the potential of producing the next Totti

          1. I can protect you- rome is basically new york with ancient stuff

  69. How do you guys be going on vacation once or twice a year? My family never went anywhere for vacation. We used to go to cape cod for 10 days every summer but that was it. How are you guys being like “I might do a whole tour of Africa this year.” Nobody in my family has ever once even floatwd the idea of traveling like that because it’s so absurd.

    1. I am already home for 345 days of the year, so might as well not be there for 20

      1. But my family is well off and that would still be crazy taking 20 days off.

        1. IIt's Usually more like 10 days and 2 weekends if you do something like that. Pretty manageable. That said, more than a week at a time is exhausting

        1. I’ve never had a real trip or vacation where I visit like a cool place

    3. IIt's Not that hard. Budget it, plan it, have enough days to take off. Or alternatively know the guy that has the motivation to do all of that

      1. I basically live paycheck to paycheck and also barely have PTO

          2. Yeah but if my parents took 20 days off from their job it would have imploded. We’re only well off because they don’t soend money on shit. Why do you think I am the way I am. Because I’m like more cheap than you realize lol

  70. we have 30 paid mandated days off a year. Why would I spend them at home

  71. AAnd That's also my dad lol. I love vacations but I've rarely planned my own

  72. SSo I ended up doing dishes until 3am. So many goddamn dishes. My niece actually thanked me. Very weird. My sister's buying me choco cake for doing it even tho I said I was doing it for free

    1. It took you 5 hours to do dishes???

      i’m sorry, if that’s true they should legit be paying your rent. Just the idea of generating that many dishes at once is making my OCD go off the fucking deep end.

      1. I took a few breaks because it gets hot. I only do the dishes when I offer to do it now.

      1. She needed the help. She has POTS so was gonna do it herself and end up in the hospital. Her kids should be doing them

        1. Her kids are useless because of their upbringing. The one niece has a chance

      1. I mean the fact that they cut tailing missings alone puts it ahead of the original. But the missing minimap is retarded in multiple ways, and the combat is exactly what I expected it to be

        2. Combat is such an improvement though from the modern acs. The takedowns here actually one hit kill the guys no matter their rank. No sponges in this game that you swing at with weightless weapons

          1. Ok it's better than the new ACs, but it's worse than the original. Not as responsive, bone headed control scheme that copies souls games just because that's the in thing, can't use hidden blades in open combat. For some reason making assassinate a separate button from attacking (it was contextual in the originals). Parkour is also a million times worse, like damn dude. I had to remap the control scheme and now I'm using the old claw controls because they regressed so bad

          2. AAll This being said, it could have been worse. I'm not going to praise them just because it's a step up from the garbage they've been doing the past 10 years

        3. AAlso Fuck them for that default control scheme, hot garbage. Luckily you can make it sorta close to the original

      2. I just set sail, shot and raided some spaniards and then explored deserted and habitated islands while the crew sang shanties. Also the dynamic weather system is so cool

  74. I would no joke look like a Lovecraft character that is being made insane by an eldritch god if I had to live a day in DK’s house.

  75. And ok cities like Chicago and NY are pretty cool for how many huge buildings there are, but if you had a week long vacation I don't know why you'd specifically go to either of these. But then again, I am just way more of a nature person than a city person

    1. I only went to cape cod because my step grandma lived there. Otherwise we wouldn’t have gone.

    2. I mean, I've been to NYC, Boston and Philly plenty of times. Would be cool to go to Seattle, San Francisco, Denver or Chicago

  77. why is the concept of mandated paid time off still so foreign to you guys lol

    2. Murica.
      I have 11 hours of pto after months of building it

    3. If I had tried to ask my boss for 20 days off they’d recreate the JJJ “You serious?” Meme

  78. Hey one nephew is good. He sneaks me food and talks games with me.

  79. Northwest is on my bucket list. Now that would be a fun week to be in Oregon or Washington

    1. the day he picks up a map and finds out there is a world to visit outside of the US he'll go mad

      2. IIf I could afford it, I'd visit Japan. My goth friend and my atomic friend both went last year. I'd also visit stain in Tasmania

    2. Oregon fucking sucks homie. Washington is cool but there isn’t much to do in either. Like Portland is as bad as they try to make SF look

    3. Northwest is only cool if you like outdoors stuff especially pheasant hunting.

  80. Oregon is like Eastern California, there ain’t nothing out there except people who will pull a shotgun on you because they think you’e a Fed trying to bust their weed and Meth operation.

  81. I also would go to Finland. Murca places I'd go is new York and new jersey and somewhere in California to visit my good friend

    1. My good friend Satty, I’ve known him a very long time. He’s the most humbe perskn on the DP, many are saying

  83. LLike I said though, I can get over most of my issues because tailing missions are (mostly) gone and they (mostly) kept ship combat the same. I do think it dumb that they don't really show the light to indicate where enemy cannons are gonna hit tho, it can be hard to tell how fucked you are when you're surrounded by ships

  84. It makes sense if you know him. I forgot to check how his job Interview went

  85. I saw the neighbor walking her dog and she asked me if I heard about Lindsey Graham and I said “Yeah, now I actually believe he had that conversation with Mitch McConell

  88. WWhen I saw the news I was like satty is probably giddy. My sister doesn't know him but was like hey some asshole died

  89. Then she said “you’re mean” and I said “The guy advocated for Israel using a nuke to genocide Palestein. I could say MUCH meaner things, trust me that’s light ribbing for what he deserves.”

    1. Like even I'm at the point where I don't feel bad for this evil fucks

      1. Why would you. If somebody was genuinely trying to be a good person even if I don’t like them I wouldn’t have this energy. This guy told poor people to stop buying new iphones every year and that they ate too much avocado toast. Fuck him.

    1. Because Ubisoft probably had 15 people whose jobs were to “look like you’re busy” on this remaster

      1. IIt amazes me how they ever made good games because even when the original came out they looked like they overhired

        1. All the people that made Ubisoft’s good games are long, long gone.

      1. Ok and why was it in shadows? It makes zero sense, it's a contextual function that can be done interchangeable with attacking in most of the series lol

    1. IIt's Gotten really bad on firefox in the last week for me

  97. This Padre’s Jays game might be the worst 2 innings of baseball I’ve ever witnessed. 9 walks in 1 inning is fucking nauseatingly gross.

  100. How do you not get pulled when you walk 7 guys in one inning? Am I going crazy?

  101. How do you not get pulled when you walk 7 guys in one inning? Am I going crazy?

    1. IIt's Also awful to mow the lawn (though admittedly I miss it slightly now)

    2. Our pool is in the backyard. I wanna play switch 2 out in the back one day

  103. a low number of employees working very long hours makes better more cohesive games

    1. Not necessarily the first part but the later part yes. Having 100 people work kn a game is way too many cooks. The 4 best Horror games of all time were made by Team Silent who was literally small enough to fit into one cubicle. There is no reason a 2D Rayman game needs a credits longer than a CVS reciept.

  106. IIdk On the hours part, but lower employees definitely make things more cohesive

  107. Also, I’ve already explained she works from home Tuesday-Thursday. So she usually comes by on her lunch. But why is it weird for her to talk to me while she walks her dog on a Sunday? Is the concept of wanting to go outside before November foreign to Ro as a Texan

  111. And BTW, that tiny team made 2 games one calender year but we can’t even get games that have actually started being developed getting announced now.

    2. Granted, games are more complicated now, but there's also probably better tools. I think scope creep and too many cooks are the biggest problems nowadays tbh

  112. Do you want me to give you like $8 for a papadilla or something?

    1. OOh You don't actually have to get me anything. Sorry lol

  114. I was so excited to drive across the US but I quit after reaching St Louis Missouri

    1. AAnd you hadn't even gone through the true plain states either lol

  115. UUgh I have to do a write up about the employee we're probably letting go, but my motivation is sub zero. I am not built for this shit. HR is evil, it would have been better to just say "ok, company is changed and you're no longer a good fit, bye" but we've gotta drag it out. Shit actively sucks for everyone

  116. The best aged joke I’ve ever told in a review was when I said “Contraband, if it actually exists could be anything from an MMO to a Pablo Escobar dating sim and we’ll never know because they only showwd a title like that was supposed to get us excited”

  119. II'm Ngl ya'll have made me completely disinterested in visiting Texas lol

    1. There’s nothing cool there. Not even a lot of cool nature tbh

    2. They have Irvine the fast food capital of America. They have the Dallas building where JFK got his head blown off. They have RICE.

      1. YYeah This is just doubling or trippling down on my disinterest lol

    3. TThey Made me wanna avoid there. Even if visiting shi ro would be kewl

      2. I mean space stuff is cool I guess but they have some shit like that in Florida, and look, for all the shit Florida gets there's a lot more to like there

        1. Florida has the benefit of being an actual tourist state. There’s a ton to do and even if you do nothing and just chill on the beach Florida is nice.

          1. EExactly. The nicest beach I've ever been to is in florida tbh

          2. You're the biggest beach I know. You ducking me. Imma kick you

          3. I’ve been on private beaches in California that are beautiful but you can’t suim in the Pacific like you can the atlantic. Pacific is a much more violent ocean

          8. NNo idea why you'd go to miami over literally any other resort town. It's a city, your experience is going to be worse by overcrowding

          10. IIt's probably the most overhated state because of those memes tbh (and other things, but most people think that and old people). It's not bad as a vacation spot

  121. YYeah Basically I'd just want to see the one national park there and that's it

  125. The knly good part about going to Florida for a week was the beaches in Tampa. That was awesome. Indian Springs had amazing cuban food too.

    The amusement parks were just a series of god testing my willingness to deal with back pain.

    1. My mom really likes visiting Tampa too but I don't know anything about it

  126. There was this family owned Cuban cafe that I went to every morning before everyone else got up for coffee and I swear cuban coffee made me tweak. It was so strong lol

    1. SSounds Great lol. Maybe not for where I'm at with my work life tho

  127. I love that Florida is just meth and bozo land for foreigners lmao

    2. How else is anyone supposed to put up with that garbage ass weather

    3. The land of OnlyFans, Crypto, drug trafficking, swingers and psychopathic billionaires

  128. It was awesome. And apparently Obama visited during his term. They had a picture with him on the wall. They also had amazing sandwhiches.

  130. I just realized my memory of Tampa is going to my cousin's wedding, seeing a dude in an ahegao hoodie casually passing and then walking around and just stumbling upon the scientology building

  133. Sanibel Island was cool though, despite the beach being kinda shit. I first played MW2 there I think

  134. If you're wondering how I know so much about the world I get all my information from Bald and Bankrupt, Anthony Bourdain and 4chan's /int/

  139. Arraez might be my favorite current Giants player just because of how much of an anomaly he is.

  142. SShi Ro won't be my roomy because I have a cat. She's a speciesist

  144. He forreal barrels everything but only hits singles. It’s actually insane.

    1. I never feel bad killing them because they survive purely our of numbers anyway.

      2. asian women? I mean theres a lot of them out there but thats kind of messed up

  149. SSatty Hunting Asian woman. I fear the neighbor will be a casualty of sattys blood lust

  150. OOmg……satty isn't taking trophies. He's eating them…….

  156. Bruh, this game is going so fast? It’s been an hour and a half and we’re in the top of the 8th. WTF

  159. Game is on Fox and they cut to Fox News because of a game break and they were genuinely arguing if the democrats were secretly raising gas prices to make Trump look bad lol. Who the fuck believes this brainrotted garbage. Legit ai generated propaganda at this point. Can’t even spin things well any more

  160. Game is on Fox and they cut to Fox News because of a game break and they were genuinely arguing if the democrats were secretly raising gas prices to make Trump look bad lol. Who the fuck believes this brainrotted garbage. Legit ai generated propaganda at this point. Can’t even spin things well any more

    1. Holy shit. He wasn't even near it and it went psycho on him

  162. How does one secretly raise the price of something when you control zero wings of the government lol

    2. It was me, Donald! I made you get into a war with Iran for no reason!”

      1. All I do is make deals- these people they lie, they say donald lets make a deal but then they don’t make the deal- they are horrible

        1. Many people say “Donald, you’re like the great General Tsun Tsu. As he said, and I’ve known him a long time, great man folggs, he said: always announce your battle plans on Twitter before you do something

      2. Not for me friend- I lived in the land of the free- now im opressed

      1. People are saying they're terrible. They're telling me how can people be this terrible

  167. There are Gears games I care about more than MAGAts calling for civility when a Republican dies

    1. I don't believe in civility and I think it's okay to kill people you don't like but I think it's not good to celebrate people's deaths as well.

  168. There are Gears games I care about more than MAGAts calling for civility when a Republican dies

  169. Are the Rockies trying to lose on purpose? Why would you steal down 2? That runner means nothing.

  170. I hate steam sales. Everything is overpriced outside of a short quarterly window and I missed it. I thought it ended today.

  173. So you steal second and get caught for no reason when that’s the tying run and means nothing. Ok. No wonder the rockies are constantly bad my god

        1. He's a tremendous man. Unlike other actors. Some are bad guys.

      1. Look at his home/road splits on savant. He is a complete and total Coors merchant.

        Although a random high A player could hit better than Wells.

  177. He’s a right handed dead pull hitter which is a horrible combo at Yankee Stadium and also, he’s horrendous defensively and one of the worst cacthers at framing in the entire pros

      1. It’s not that. I’m super stressed. I make a list of things I need to fix/get done around the house and I work at it every single day and it never gets smaller

        1. That's pretty stressful. The load never getting smaller can feel suffocating. What kinds stuff is it? I recall seeing people mention you and a shed

          1. I built that already so we didn’t have to pay $400 a month for his storage unit. I did that, I’m cleaning the garage, but I gotta rebuild part of the fence,
            Paint just fucking do little things he hasn’t done in 20 years because he can’t

          2. TThat Sucks. But you are a hard worker so I am sure your progress will be coming soon

          4. The neighbor has a cute ritual with me at least. She always asks me “What’s on the list today?”

  180. This plant was wiltingand slumpped over when I got it 2 days ago and my friend said it probably wouldn’t live but I just trimmed it and fed it bloom and it looks perfectly green and healthy so I think Julien is just bad at this shit

  183. It’s insane how much hate Devers gets on iur sub. Sure he’s streaky but like, he’s gonna be a 25/90/.890 guy who is top 5 in doubles every year. You take that every fucking season from a DH lol.

      1. The way he hits the ball he’d have 40 home runs in Yankee stadium.

  184. The only worse hate is the Adames hate. Oh please trade my 4.5 WAR a year SS because he strikes out a lot. Give me a break dog

  186. Also, people over hate Gilbert too. He’s not that great but he plays good defense at all 3 outfield positions and mashes righties. Yeah, he’s underwhelming for a first overall pick but the draft position does not matter in baseball. Besides we traded a dusty half frozen uncrustable for him. Who the hell caree.

  189. If you showed me those peripherals and were like “should we sign this guy?” I’d be saying 1000% sign him he’s a monster. It genuinely makes no sense, his FIP isn’t even bad either.

  190. I’m just saying, if you blind showed me just that page I’d guess it was Skubal or Skenes or maybe Helsley.

    1. Too hot. Dry heat. I wouldn’t say it’s nice but I wouldn’t say it’s ugly. It has good and bad depending where you are

          2. I’ve been decent. Just trying to relax while I’m off. How are you?

          7. yeah i think only wolfie n kuru saw it
            just my name and face outa frame
            coulda been worse

          8. Definitely. I don’t know wolfie but kuru thankfully is a trustworthy person. I would hate my name and face out there. I don’t even like just saying my first name

          9. Im fine with name out there
            i trust kuru alot to not use it against me

          10. I definitely believe you’re safe with her knowing. Sorry all that happened to you

          11. im not religous but i try to hold all the values
            ill over come it

          13. I’m not religious either but really wanna believe in some stuff that I hold as core values. You definitely will. I knew a guy who posted his name, address and telephone number. I feel like the divorce he was going through made him really want closeness to people fast

          15. I like to think he made the kinda friends he needed and is in a better place now

      1. He is building a cushion fort in the garage for his LAN parties.

        1. Sweet. He should play mario kart double dash and phantasy star online

          1. His mum won't let them play Goldeneye split screen anymore because he kept using Oddjob and crouching and his friends were getting too upset.

          3. He only has the Goonies on VHS but never remembers to rewind it after watching ><

        3. It’s only like 1-8th of the garage for that. The rest is for storing stuff

    1. Something that kinda annoys people is that I wish the best for people who really didn’t like me

        1. I wanna believe in the good in people. I also would rather people be happy and not miserable. I think it’s something I inherited from my mom

    1. She was. She was a genuine good person. I always wished I could be that too. But I’m a fake. I just copied her and my brother

        1. Deep down I’m not. I was pretty selfish and self centered. Had to try to change and even then a lot of the old me still lingers

    1. I think people think I’m nicer than I am. I feel like there’s a reason people dislike me easily

        1. Thank you. I like you and a lotta people too. I wish I could be the person people who like me see

    1. Or one of those tape rewinder things that take just as long as the VCR to do it but you also have to take the tape out of the VCR and put it in the rewinder too.

    1. I only have tater tots. They didn't have some of the stuff in my Walmart order so no dinner today

          2. I’m glad you’re fine. Stay strong and hopefully no one else does this

          4. Thank you for thinking that. I think you’re a very nice person

          5. sometimes i think of how your doing and i cant help but think your doing amazing one day
            I hold hope for you

          6. Thank you that means a lot to me. I have hope for you. That you’re gonna be doing amazing and happy

          7. ima talk in atla now
            Dont let people step on you your to good for all that :]

    1. I used to do Luigi and Yoshi but tbh I haven’t played it in a long ass time

  207. "Hey sorry about the smell I just laid some gas in here".

    "Oh? Thank you kindly".

  210. Every time I’m forced to see Pat McAfee it’s very much against my fucking will. This dude is 100% in my nightmare blunt rotation. Just a guy who constantly has to fill the air with his garbage thoughts. Him and Rogan in a smoke circle would be like having two Chihuahuas in a sausage factory. My niggtmare “Online manosphere adjacent podcaster rotation” would be Mcafee, Rogan, Andrew Tate and Bert Kreischer

    1. Throw in Mike Portnoy so ut’s just a circle of people with the dumbest fucking thoughts in the universe all saying them as loud as possible

    2. GGlad He doesn't commentate wwe anymore. He was fun at one point when he cared about wwe but he then couldn't be bothered to know shit. But in general seems like the worst kinda person

  211. MMy roommate needs to learn to fucking say no when his mom hands him a bunch of sugary shit to take home jfc

      1. IIt's Fine in moderation but he already buys way too much. I wouldn't care if he wasn't in the same house as me. If it's there I'll have it, but I don't go out of my way to get this stuff

    2. Well yes but even without that jfc there's too much sugar here

      1. My mom always sends me a box full of candy for christmas and I’m like mom, this is gonna last me until next Christmas.

        1. LLol. My mom always gets me the gummy Krabby Patties and they're gone in like a week

  213. We could never be roommates. I buy and eat a dozen donuts in a day

        1. IIt Was more like an ice cream pie. Ngl not worth the calories

  219. I remember at my GF’s birthday her uncle gave me like half the cake and it was this dense ass chocolate cake and I was like “There’s absolutely no way I eat this.”

    1. Remember when the Pap Johns guy bragged about eating 30 pizzas in 40 days lol. So he ate less than a whole pizza a day? I can do that too?

  222. But in cool news I apparently dropped 3% body fat in the last month. Gonna aim for like 15% total maybe, idk, I don't intend on taking it too seriously

    1. I'm already around 15ish I think. Want to get back to 12 though.

  227. Remember when they tried to say Trump had 7% body fat like a month ago lol. According to MAGA Trump has the same body mass as an elite professional athlete.

  228. YYoull Know if I start taking it too seriously if I end up like my buddy that makes grotesque protein shakes with black beans and other far more sus shit (chicken, hard boiled egg, etc)

    1. YYou Should buy those super food shakes and get all your nutrients from them

        1. Yeah, like for real. I’m ok doing like normal shit but you can’t pay me to act liie boiled chicken and liquified blended hard boiled eggs is a meal. I have to be able to eat real food

          1. TThat's why I never could take it too seriously, I like enjoying my meals

          2. Sometimes I see the things diet influencers eat and I’m like “This is purposefully nuking your enjoyment of food so you can look like every other gym bro.”

          3. Luckily for you your diet advice for fitness would be to eat almost everything possible.

        2. The nazi said you're not truly living unless you get fucked up and try the worst drugs you can

    1. That’s why Trump is the greatest d00d. He’s so great he defies what the human body can achieve

      1. You can tell in those pics of him after he heard about Graham he is realising that dude was like 10 years younger than him

        1. Trump also has a way worse diet and lifestyle. I don’t think Lindsey Graham ate hamburders eveery meal

  230. Diki I now understand the ant in the afterbirth thing after reading Red Dragon

    1. YYay. Yeah that's a running joke between me and my goth friend. Because it made her laugh when I told her my story of accidently saying that line to a girl I was attracted to

        1. One day I was depressed and to cheer me up she said get better and make people who wronged you ants in the afterbirth

  231. I bought FF Tactics and the Indiana Jones game from Gamestop solely to use up a gift card finally. The sad thing is it could well be the last purchase I ever make from Gamestop

  232. I think the most I ever ate in one sitting was when we went to all you can eat sushi one time. I had played a baseball game and was hungry as fuck because it was a morning game and I didn’t eat anything except a bar that’s just basically carbs. I went 3-4 with a triple and in the 6th inning I was on third and my friend was playing third on the other team and I said “Can you tell your boy to throw strikes, I’m hungry as fuck.”

    1. Most I ever ate in a day was 11 tacos 2 Mexican pizzas 2 large bags of cheetos flamin hots and 2 2 liter Pepsi ones. I was sick for a week. Couldn't eat taco bell for 10 years

      1. Wait also had two personal pizzas because it was a pizza hut taco bell

    2. Man sushi is not the meal I want after having that little and doing that lol. Even if it's all you can eat

      1. Man, I barely broke a sweat that game. That year we went 24-0 and we batted around in the first inning and I stole third twice in the same inning lol

  233. I also forget if I mentioned it but on a whim I decided to start rewatching Ed, Edd, and Eddy. It's quite the acid trip ngl. I'm gonna have to start calling my roommate Rolf now

    1. Watching gundam seeds dub is weird if you watched the ed boys

  234. TThat's right I think I saw one of the eds was in that lol

    1. TThe Really dumb tall ed is the main character and you really hear it when he screams dramatic lines

  235. I've been ungodly anxious this entire weekend man. Hopefully the cause will be basically resolved by Tuesday or Wednesday

        1. I couldn't and that's why imma grunt who worries about getting fired or given less hours until they make me quit

      1. No. Honestly I can't even deny we'd be better off without the person, I just handled the PIP poorly because I didn't go in thinking we needed to get rid of her, so I worry it's going to come back to bite me

        1. The other issue is a big project needs to be complete and there's a lot of loose ends, and on top of that everything is due for our monthly compliance on the 20th. It can never be just a single big thing happening, it has to be every single thing at the same time

    3. Karma having to fire someone and I have to interview people on the condition they have autism

        1. There’s so many people “on the spectrum” now that it shouldn’t be that hard

  236. I wasn’t even gonna play winter ball that year but my friend convinced me like one week before the season and I skipped the entire training camp and just went and we balled the fuck out lol. Probably the most fun I had playing baseball tbh

  237. Like HR going to come back at you or the person?

    Always fall back on the same principle, blame it on management. Especially when you are management.

    1. Both, but moreso her. Especially if I give her the timeline I made at the last minute that documents basically every conversation and meeting we had lol

      1. You can always lead it off by apologising for that then, and the segue into "if I had known what this was leading to then I could have handled it a bit better…"

        1. YYeah the problem is if I say that then it gives her ammo for HR. So there's not a lot of winning. We'll see how it goes. I really shouldn't be worried because I don't think they could fire me over it, it just feels like I'm burning several bridges at once

      2. You can always lead it off by apologising for that then, and the segue into "if I had known what this was leading to then I could have handled it a bit better…"

  238. It probably helped that they could just plug me in anywhere lol. I played Center almost every game which was fun but man was it a lot of running. Our corner outfielders were both very bad defensively that winter and I had to cover so muc fucking ground every game lol

    1. I’m not. I believe it’s real but there’s also a lot of people who probably aren’t on the spectrum that get told they are.

      1. Not by professionals. Random people saying it or family saying it means nothing. My sister thought I was bipolar. I was told for years it was just normal ocd. Now I'm told I have autism but can't get an official diagnosis because they charge a lot of money for official diagnosis

  240. instead of, I dunno, a wheelchair bound person or something, nope, gotta look into the least disabling disability in the list to make the cut

    1. Little bit of a generalisation there. My brother-in-law has autism as a primary diagnosis and he is non-verbal and needs 24-hour care

  241. they are not going to scout these levels of autism. They will look into very minute Aspergers and call it a day

    2. Just saying, it isn't necessarily the least disabling disability.

      1. the level 1 bit (literally what they wrote in the email believe it or not) is what I meant.

        a couple my parents know have this 30 year old son who hasn't even learned to speak still, highest goddamn possible level stuff.

  243. It was funny too because my friend called my house at like 8 while I was eating and he put his dad who was the coach on and he just goes “You in baseball shape?” No hi or nothing lmao

    I’m thinking this motherfucker is not about to ask me to play Center is he?

    “We could really use your glove in center ya know.”

    “…Yeah, I’ll be there.” My life really is a sitcom sometimes

  244. I imagine you holding a baseball glove as you said you'll be there

    1. I wasn’t but I was looking at it on the shelf ngl. It was a total movie scene. And I’m glad he did call me because that team was so fun. Immaculate vibes and we played so agressively. My coach said in warm ups for the first game “[Satty] you got an auto green light, you wanna steal, you go no signs” greatest feeling ever lol

  245. TThat bison attack video just got recommended in my youtube feed, it's the guy in midair and all I can think in my head is "yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"

      1. AAnything That huge should never be trusted even if they're cool. There was a traffic jam caused by a herd of them when I was in yellowstone, they walked around the cars and got within 5 feet. It was cool, but terrifying

        1. Boars also on my list because they're all over attacking people

    2. at first I though to myself "hey is there a new Street Fighter movie trailer?"

      1. Wild pigs are lowkey destructive as fuck. They can level entire farmland if there’s enough

    1. TThere's So many jokes to make with it but I feel bad for the old guy, he didn't even get remotely close to the thing

  248. Might just end the night playing Dispatch. I surprisingly barely played AC4 today

  249. IIt's Pretty good, just a lot of boneheaded changes which aren't surprising given It's Ubusoft

  251. I was worried tge new castlevania was only on Xbox. Like man don't wanna get one just for it. Thankfully it's multiplatform

      1. I'mma go get a fake tan and some g-bangers then you'll really see some flex.

        Decent pun though tbf.

      1. I think my wife would hire a PI if I started doing body hair removal too. She's already trying to figure out why I decided to get fit again suddenly at 40.

          1. You haven't yet experienced the post-baby female insecurity, one day you'll understand.

    1. That sounds like a kink to me, not that I'm shaming of course.

      1. Satty is shaming. Despite the fact he said he murders Asian women today because their numbers

  254. I should have called him Daddy Trump but I have trouble typing those words even ironically without wanting to gag.

  255. This is lowkey also true. Dude has never worn a well tailored suit ever.

    1. I did for my wedding but otherwise they're always off. It's hard buying a suit then not getting fatter or thinner.

  256. Imagine him shoving his tongue in mitch McConnells mouth and they make out. Then a line a of drool connects them

  257. My girlfriend wants to watch a movie with me but the odds on Kalshi if me falling asleep are +1100

    1. Actually…. Well I’d have to log into my prime but yeah we might do that IDK. But she might call me late too in which case I’ll just be asleep

  262. And get hit in the face with a pigeon while you're on a roller-coaster?

  265. IInstead Of Dispatch I'm gonna play Shantae, and yes I bought a Shantae. The pirate one funny enough

      1. TThey Knew what they were doing with this game

        I probably knew what I was doing when I bought it

          1. I can just watch Keijo and it's the same thing.

            oh wait you meant the fighting game spinoff

    2. Bro has his own character meant to be his love interest. Why is this what they drew

        1. Fun fact: the girls are all voiced by the girl that plays 2B

        2. I'm worried what will be in my recommendations after watching that

          1. 2008 flash animations. Maybe you'll luck out with ultimate showdown. Or maybe you'll get Glimbo's Gold

    1. I can still hear it in my head after all these years, classic

  272. Oh boy, time for the yearly “The MLB draft didn’t do any viewership numbers” article.

    My brother in christ, the NBA draft has 2 riunds. The MLB draft has 28

  273. Also, most of the time you won’t even see these players in the pros. Like 80% of the first overall picks have never even made it to the majors at all so what is the point they’re trying to make. 99% of casual fans won’t know who your first round draft pick is let alone the other team’s by the time they make the majors if they do at all.

  274. Also also, it’s the only sport where the draft takes place during the games. Why would they not have it the wednesday of the all star break? Is it because an actual good idea might make Manfred melt?

      1. They should draft Harby to GM Smackdown and I can GM Raw and we do an angle where I go heel and turn on harby and steal the whole roster

        1. YES! Harby then has to make a rag tag faction to take back control of smackdown

    2. Mlb is also shit at promoting the draft. Like I didn’t even know it started yesterday. Don’t know who the best prospect was. You know it’s fucked when the NHL does a better job at marketing something

  275. I’m pinning harby but Oba breaks it up at 2 and then he no sells the scarf cutter and I eat the pin

      1. The IWC will be upset because him no selling the scarf cutter makes my scarf abilities look weak but kayfabe isnthat the scarf is sentient.

  276. Goated demons souls session. Beat maneater flamelurker and whatever the fuck that pile of roaches was

    1. At first I had no idea wtf you were talking about because misread demon souls

      1. They really are tbh. Although maneater was a pos because there’s too of them but I just decided to throw fire at it and use up all my spices

    1. “So then Satty is… Brine what the hell was I watchin’? I mean… So satty’s music hits and again, he’s supposed to be the fuggin GM of the entire Raw brand but he walks out with some hot Vietnamese chick like he’s a midcarder and I… Hwell he does a hot tag with the fuggin scarf because I GUESS in Kayfabe it’s sentient but all it does is try to grope the entire female roster. Idontgetit.”

    1. The most upvoted post in scjerk history is me yelling “You fucking Mark!” At Harby on Smackdown

        1. At Summerslam, Harby is talking to Cody and Orton and my music hits and I walk out and he says “You can’t even control your scarf and you want HHH to believe you can control the Raw brand and your roster?”

          And then I hit him with the scarf cutter over othe announcer table, grab the mic and say “I can control the scarf YOU FUCKING MARK!”

  279. Doing a hot tag with the scarf would be absolute fire comedy wrestling idgaf

  280. Doing a hot tag with the scarf would be absolute fire comedy wrestling idgaf

  283. Oh yeah, earlier the neighbor’s nephew came from baseball and he had a ceramic bat and he took the restricter ring out. That thing was so light I was holding it thinking I’d hit like 112 exit velo with it lol.

  284. I wanna swing that so bad, I’d be hitting fucking nukes with a 22 ounce ceramic bat

  285. Also, saying he took the restricter ring out makes it sound like he did some black magic to modify the bat lol

        1. OOr Like a plot thing in a game. They take off the restrictor ring and they can finally fight at full power

  287. Kinda crazy I really only associate him with Jurassic Park when he had a ton of movies

  289. I looked at Possesion on IMDB and I’ve never felt such an immediate “I can fix her”’as the title picture on the page lol

  293. The McGregor fight was honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Every single chud who paid money to see that rapist fight deserved to get ripped off by tha bullshit.

      1. He threw a spinning jump kick first thing in the fight and over extended his knee and then proceeded to get his ass beat for about a minute before the ref stopped the fight lol

      1. It’s crazy he’s such a draw when he hasn’t won a fight against a good fighter in over a decade. His last win was over a massively washed Cerrone who was at the end of his career and on a massive loss streak. That was like 2017.

        1. TThat's Really weird. When your last win is 9 years ago you shouldn't be a draw

          1. You just got banned on r/squaredcircle for insulting the Buckaroos

        2. His last fight against Cerrone his leg snapped in two and it retired him too.

        2. No he lost that fight. Well either he lost or it was a no contest which I absolutely fucking hate in combat sports but I can't remember which one.

        3. Wait sorry, that was against Poirier not Cerrone. Both washed at the time though.

    1. That’s a lot though. Like even if I did the first 3 at once.

      1. I think it would be interesting if you did that tbh. FF is such an interesting series in general

    1. The Doom TDA dlc is genuinely fantastic.
      Combat feels incredible, like a mix of the best bits of TDA and Eternal.
      Story is also a very satisfying conclusion to the trilogy.
      It's much more personal in scope, and we get to witness how the Slayer grew beyond just being a living weapon with severe ptsd to the warrior king of Argent D'Nur.
      It's so fucking good, and the team should have been allowed to celebrate its release without the layoffs marring the mood.

    3. What happened to them sucks so much and is fucked up but I keep looking at this image and laughing and want a Seinfeld final destination

  302. My father was a good man and harby killed him in cold blood

  303. We got Santos + Tielemans bor the same price as Tottenham paid for a player who has been relegated 3 years in a row lol.

  305. It’s genuinely crazy how much better our transfer policy is now under Vivell/Barreda/Wilcox. We literally got linked with and paid the release clause of Tielemans in less than 30 minutes. The speed with which we get shit done now is a revelation. We used to have 3 transfer sagas a fucking summer under Woodward.

      1. No, the Glazers still have to sign off on everything. The difference is that we have actual football people in charge, not an investment banker.

        A lot of our signings are done with stats now, which is really allowing us to save money. Getting Tielemans and Santos for less than just the price of Fernandes for example is such a better plan of execution. Why spend 85 million on one player when you need 3 midfield signings minimum when you can get two players with the profiles you need

  306. It’s genuinely crazy how much better our transfer policy is now under Vivell/Barreda/Wilcox. We literally got linked with and paid the release clause of Tielemans in less than 30 minutes. The speed with which we get shit done now is a revelation. We used to have 3 transfer sagas a fucking summer under Woodward.

  307. There are so many companies I don't want to buy products from for one reason or another but end up having to anyway. Why does the corrupt billionaire mafia affiliate make the best cheese?

  309. I feel so vindicated because I was adamant we were being moronic not going hard after Tielemans when he left Leicester on a free. But getting him for 35 million is nice.

      1. He just wanted to travel to the new world. And you killed him

  316. We watched true kino because no football. Zack Snyder’s Justice League

    1. He is and it’s actually good until the epilogue. Then those final 2 scenes made me go half a star lower for 3,5/5

        1. Just playing remake and on hold. Medicaid called me for some reason

    1. actually swap slovakia and croatia. I think Croatia is a better country but Slovakia has a better society.

  325. This cactus’s root was literally growing through a tennis ball. How does that happen

  329. Crimson bullet is a good song. Nana Mizuki kills it again

  330. I’m almost fone working today. I would work all night but I have to stop neglecting the nieghbor.

  332. SShi ro should have went to monday night raw. It's in Dallas

    1. I am trying to think of a meat joke but got nothing because haven't ate anything but cookies in the past 24 hours

  334. IIt's Weird watching Mushoku Tensei and him being at hogwarts praising both his wives in the middle of a crowd

  335. AApparently One of the religions frowns upon it and they're going over it in this episode

  336. It is funny how he went to hogwarts to cure his ED and then came out of it with 2 wives (possibly a third)

    1. IIt's Even funnier that I'm saying this and the show is unironically good

      1. IIt's Literally what he does and iit instantly makes season 2 way better than 1 lol.

  339. The old format being back for the home run derby is everything.

      1. Thank god I don’t have to hear ESPN pretend they care about any other teams besides the Dodgers/Red Sox/Yankees for 2 hours

  340. The man is praying to his now wife's panties in a secret room with a shrine and the show treats it like a serious moment lol

  342. ESPN always sucks for baseball. It could be Giants/Rockies and they’d talk about the Yankees for the whole game

      1. They finally made a viable clone of Herbes Trelantes by Gurlain

          1. It means I can have a cologne that smells like one I want for about $300 less. I’ve smelled the OG and it’s incredible but I’m not spending $350 on this shit lol

      1. LLike The first comment on the new episode discussion

        1. Reminds me of when I would read comments on the wrestling news videos and there was this one guy every day who'd say he wants to lick nia jax's fart box or he'd say eat her farts

          2. He is probably why I stopped reading comments. That and the constant tribalism

  346. DPC: I hate being this guy but I truly don’t believe Mcconell is alive. He can’t do one fucking live interview? He was sitting up in street clothes yesterday.

    1. I mean it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility with these ghouls. But also wouldn't be a first time in the US they pretended someone was alright when they weren't

  347. If Tony Khan books a Mina vs Harley bra and Panties match at All In I would watch at least the next Dynamite and collision

  349. Ohtani and Harper should have come to the Giants man. They would have been legends hitting balls into the bay. They just went to shitty big market teams and Harper hasn’t won shit since.

  354. Chat, wht do you do if your girlfriend calls you gay? Like how do you even respond to that lol

  355. She was joking because I told her I found it cute when she asked me what was on my list of stuf to do.

  361. Gross. I heard that he likes to play porn videos but wearing a blindfold so he can just listen to them.

    1. I heard that too. He's a pervert. He calls his girlfriend just to hear her whispering

      1. I mean the whispering bit is fine I guess it's just cause it's Satty that it's gross.

  364. I'm not really interested in roman reigns vs Seth Rollins tbh. They've done that a lot in the past 10 years

  368. The tally at the end will most likely be 1-0 but I'll still leave it open for a while just in case.

    1. My kid woke up last night at like 10.30 to go to the toilet, I went to check if she was ok and still half asleep she said "you're fat now daddy, a fatty daddy".

        1. She has got some pretty sick burns.

          When she was only like one and a half she asked me what my moustache was and then when I told her she said "it looks like poo".

  373. I saw an image that was weekend at Bernie's but with mitch McConnell

  374. I'm just glad it was directed at me and her mother didn't go to help her…

    1. She didn't even know that was a thing back then so she had to have meant it literally as well.

  377. Remember when they used to say that Biden was actually dead and Kamala was secretly running the country…

  379. I forgot I made that image that was mitch McConnell but sora. I named the file mitch mckarmell

  380. The amount they’re mentioning the new format Netflix absolutely told them to diss ESPN lol

    1. It’s less lol Schwarber and “Jordan Walker is good now? You mean -4.3 career WAR Jordan Walker?”

        1. It’s a stat that determines what an average player at that position is and how much worse or better that player is comparatively.

  388. DDizzy Is shedding because summer and my shirts got so much cat hair on it

    1. My GF’s dog is shedding like crazy right now and I’m just like “Kujo, could you maybe stop being a winter dog bro”

      1. I need to find his brush so I can deal with it instead of getting it on my shirt and blanket

  389. The best thing about having a smoker is I can cook stuff while I’m doing other things and I have an alert in my phone if the temp goes up or down

    1. At first I thought you meant like dating someone who smokes and wondered why that was relevant

        1. MMy grandma is recovering from pneumonia and now she gotta deal with a broken heart

          1. My dad got cancer from smoking. My grandma died from smoking. I just don’t want to deal with it. Yeah, I smoke weed but it’s not the same.

  390. When I watch movies with the neighbor, she sometimes puts korean subtitles on and when we watch animated things it’s like I’m watching reverse anime.

      1. It’s DP lore she’s called the neighbor even when we’re dating

        1. Sunset Satty Mod TheDarkKnight9113
          15 minutes ago
          "My GF’s dog"
          are you cheating on neighbor with gf

      2. IIn My head if they ever had kids. He would say my neighbors kids

    1. The Fermented Beverage Inspector would try to find him at the bottom of a bottle of Wild Turkey, maybe.

      1. Was it me? I slipped on one like 3 months ago. It was on the sidewalk

        1. it was my half brother like 5 years ago
          la got funky kong on the loose? Who leaves a peel out

          1. Oh wow. Funky Kong is who probably left it. We had a falling out

          23. I agree. Had so many good games they even ported them to switch

          25. I regret never getting the Luigi dlc for new Mario bros wii u

          30. one of my fav titles
            1st an easy 9-9.5 for me
            Idk about rating for 2 yet

          31. Oh wow. That is a high score. It’s definitely on my to play list.

          32. i loved its art and story so thats a up on my scale but gameplay feels really good and thought through with its progression

          34. if you do i recomend going down as many alleys as possible
            Makes for a fun challenge

          39. That’s kinda how I feel on other places. So I get that. Also ngl some people here kinda don’t reply to people they don’t know. Sorry you feel that way but I get it

          40. if it wasnt for you n sat i would stick to lurking
            Its gon sound creepy but you guys all intrest me and i like seeing your lives unfold

          41. I don’t think it’s creepy. Sometimes it happens. Especially if you find people interesting. I try to talk to people here if I don’t know them. But I do know you so talk because I enjoy talking to you

          42. i like our talks to
            Our subjects are hard for me to talk about and you are easy to talk to

          43. Thank you. That means a lot. You’re easy to talk to as well. I do worry I overshare and trauma dump tho

          45. I like that lol. I used to joke a friend I had was my Robin.

          47. Very excited. The Batman 1 was my favorite batman movie. Feel like it got him right

          49. Same. I was pretty mad when he got casted but my rule is give good actors a chance. He was so good

          50. i avoided all spoils before the first theater shows
            He is a good cast for it

          51. I avoided spoilers too. He ended up being my favorite live action batman. Favorite animated is Kevin Conroy (RIP)

          52. my fav era was batnips forgot actor but those movies were my childhood batman stories

          53. George Clooney or Val Kilmer? Batman has always been a character that I loved.

          57. Poison ivy in general is a character that people have looked up to

          58. shes very empowering of women promotes the envoirment
            I see why she is less supervillian and more anti hero now

          61. They tried to make her an environmentalist that goes too far but even then she had good points

          66. I cant wait to see gunn clayface
            Ppl hate on it now but hes a cool villian to show both sides of gotham

          67. I liked the trailer. My sister surprisingly did too. She didn’t know it was related to batman

          68. people say we tired of sup movies but they could use really good stories and characters
            People will always like dc n marvel

  396. Satty got attacked by a wild raspberry. Worried harby is next

      1. I did a lotta dumb things at that age. Especially when I was 11.

          1. Moon cars, wrestle friends on concrete floors, attack people with a stick and throw gross stuff at a house we called hillbilly house

    1. IIt Was ngl. That being said I was an annoying Lil asshole then

    1. WWas Dealing with mental and physical abuse and took it out on people

        1. My mom's boyfriend and my aunt and uncle were my abusers. Her boyfriend beat the shit out of me and I would constantly defy him. He was a drunk piece of human garbage. I did a lotta bad things but then got bullied too by teachers and former friends. That was an extremely bad year so I did dumb stuff like let friends jump over me with their skateboards

          1. They scum of the earth
            didnt know abt the teacher thing
            rough childhood

          2. That teacher sucked. Made me scared to go to school because felt there was nothing I Could do because the bullying. That's when I would get my first anxiety attacks

          4. Bullying sucks. I had that teacher for 3 classes so would get him half the day. Except on Thursdays where I had him all day.

            My anxiety is still bad but my meds help.

          6. I was never good with people because they always considered me weird but after that I was bad because I never wanted to talk to anyone. Still working on that irl.

          7. that part i get
            I had to take an extra class to help me read and write for 5 years
            Elementary kids are mean

          8. I admit I was a mean elementary kid. Which I do regret now. It frustrates me when I am able to talk to someone But I end up stuttering and stammering

          9. i made up with a few of those ppl but most bullied me up to graduation
            the lack of remorse hurt the most

          10. Unfortunately a lot of people have no remorse. Some people like my aunt end up believing they were the victim. Lack of remorse makes it harder for me not to be angry

          11. You have remorse for things you did
            I think thats pretty great show of character

          12. Thank you. I have a lotta remorse for a lot of things. Though my goth friend said I tend to make myself the bad guy and give some people more credit than they deserve

          14. I don’t know about that but thank you. I think people actually give me too much credit

          16. I’ve hurt people and made people feel bad. I don’t deserve it

          18. That’s true. I just wish I could make it up to those people

      1. A late night radio show host who is a vampire hunter. And his love interest is a porstitute and I thought in my dream “Am I Frank Miller?”

        2. LLol. If you had a line about women not wearing heels right nowadays and she gets abused then yeah you might be

        1. I liked a bunch of slayer songs. For rock, stuff like 3 days grace, blink 182, ozzy Osborne, linkin park and many others

          3. my family is good part Christian and almost all think im on verge of suicide so i dont let most people hear mine

          4. I kinda don't really like playing my music in front of my family lol. Mostly because they judge. But you have a really good reason.

          5. i used to be very emotional and music that matched me help me stop self destructive things
            How your fam think about it

          6. Glad you had music to help.

            Well when I listen to anime and game music and they’ve heard they’d say are you listening to depressing Japanese music again.

          11. theres a death metal band like an hour away from me
            Got to see them a bit ago very fun

          12. That’s pretty cool. I’ve never been to a concert but mostly because my fear of being around too much people

          16. I’ve never heard their name. I liked it. Dizzy didn’t tho lol.

  406. Must go. Phone battery gonna die. I wasn't paying attention to power

  407. I love DC and marvel. I’m definitely not tired of either

  408. Vampire Radio Book one issue one:

    First panel is a solid image of just the protagonist, classic hero shot. Next panel, we see blood dripping from his fangs “Nothing like a little fresh blood right when you wake up. Hits better than coffee.”

    Next panel we see a girl waiting in a hotel window. Vietnamese. She’s got a tight ass. I’m shameless, draw her panties super lacy. You know, women just don’t wear thongs right any more

  409. This is gonna sound awful out of context which is DK asking me to make fun of Frank Miller

  410. I read Iraola’s first presser in full ajd he fucking gets it. Now I’m hyped for preseason

    1. Talks about going to the city and connecting with the people (something Slot never did but it didn’t matter in the first season because Salah just kept winning games), talks about that Chiesa winner against Bournemouth in the season opener last winner and how Anfield was like after it and how he wants the stadium to be like that every game all the time. He wants intense, fast paced vertical football. He wants a deeper squad than we have right now (praise the lawd finally)

      He just kept saying all the right things.

      After preseason I’d like to hear what the goals for this season are though. How far off does he think we are from competing for titles again even domestic cup ones

  412. The one shite player France has and of course he gives a dumbass penalty

  414. Sheep Detectives was made by TLOU's Craig Mazin? I don't know.

  415. Yaoi shipping real people because they hug or kiss each other and then complaining about people being reluctant to show affection for their friends

  416. Sheep Detective SPOILERS I'd kill my dad as well if I ended up in South Africa because of him.

  420. I really like Netflix One Piece (I'm finally watching S2) but it suffers from the same problem as Disney's Moana. Why is it so washed out and dull? It doesn't make sense how the Star Wars prequels came out 20+ years ago and look perfectly fine.

  421. It's not even realistic because the real world is saturated with colour.

  423. Spiffy, it’s because all these big shows/movies nowadays are just shot on sound stages because there’s so much CGI, so they just ignore the concept of lighting.

  432. Infantino, the orange cunt and Argentina (as well the shitshow that is Brazil) surely removed all joy from the competition

  433. I don't know why people got mad about the One Piece politics take. The first major arc is about the CIA subverting a middle eastern country with the help of a criminal aspiring dictator and it came out 25 years ago.

  434. Also yeah but it can still be entertaining when the players involved are exceptionally skilled.

    1. Hes a singer? I thought was just mr beast’s friend or something

      1. No. Someone sent him a donation asking Messi or Ronaldo a few years ago and then he said "idk, Ronaldo? and pretended to be a Ronaldo super fan and it made my synonymous with soccer so he started by releasing a Ronaldo song and then a world Cup song for 2022 and now this. I believe. He doesn't know Mr. Beast.

      2. It really is weird because none of this would've happened if he didn't get that donation while playing Fortnite. He didn't even really know who Ronaldo was.

  437. Yes but a YouThbe live streamer. He doesn't normally make videos.

  439. 30 minute half time show lmaooo fuck this tournameny, fuck FIFA and fuck the US

  444. I’m ready for preseason
    Hope France batters Argentina in the final

  445. Harby is unbelievable, started frontrunning for Liverpool when they were title contenders, now hes glazing France because he thinks they have best team- no loyalty SMH

  446. I was gonna get Taco Bell today but apparently the super diarrhea that’s spreading around might be linked to them, which makes too much sense.

    1. Bro I won’t even get takeout – only cooking at home – even being careful with groceries

      1. The bacteria or whatever it is, is on fresh vegetables as well. Wash your veggies

      1. Taco Bell already gives you diarrhea, imagine what it’ll do to your asshole if it’s stacked with the illness.

  447. There are two like tiny baby bunnies in backyard- I fear Zoya will destroy them

  448. fucking HR scheduled all the interviews with the intern candidates during the game

      1. I don't hate anyone

        as long as they are not argentinean, or called Infantino

        1. Lmao- I kid
          I gotta put chlorine tabs in pool before game and wash sum dishes

  452. I hate takeout and I hate going to the grocery store for the same reason (I also empty packaged products so I don't have dirty cardboard in my home) but cooking is too laborious for someone like me.

      1. I love subjectivity. Especially when they can’t get regular VAR right

  477. Spain is dominating in midfield and Pedri isn't even on the pitch

    1. Like I said, Spain is really good. I said it’s either gonna be them or France

      1. Don’t act like you weren’t on France’s baguette this whole tournament

    1. Why the fuck you want Spain to win. Fuck this boring ass football

        1. No. I’m mad because I want the final to be fun not watch VARgentina vs Pepball

  491. Also, I’m sorry but that should not be a penalty. I’m putting my foot down with this shit. If you’re kicking the ball and somebody jumps into you, and that’s a pen, I would be in the MLS. It’s a retarded fucking way of reffing. Sure by the letter of the law it’s a pen but what the fuck is anybody supposed to
    Do

    1. Not every bit of contact in the box should be a pen or there needs to be 6 pens called a game. It’s ridiculous

    2. It dpeends because then can't you can swing your legs however you want? How is Yamal supposed to challenge for the ball?

      1. Like I said, not everything should be a pen. Just call it a corner. I would also argue that jumping into somebody’s leg is more of a foul than somebody challenging for the ball

        1. Corner from that would be the stupidest fucking thing though. Either it’s a penalty or play on

        2. He was already being challenged when he turned around and kicked to avoid losing possession.

        3. I don't know what the answer is but I think a lot of penalties like this are drawn because defenders refuse to just give up possession when sometimes you have to.

  495. Is Drake doing the World Cup Final halftime show like he said

    2. Drake playing the halftime show is the final boss of capitalism.

  496. 36 million for Tielemans?

    did United finally do a financially sensible puchase?

  504. I haven't seen the French lay down like this since the Germans invaded

  521. I think he bottled this because he was born and raised in England. It's inescapable.

  531. Timothy and Javier Bardem in the stadium, in opposite colors

    plot to Dune 4

  550. if the final ends up being Spain x England, I'll call it "El Whogivesashittico"

  554. Awful semi final. Spain just lying on the ground like a bunch of pussies and France playing their worst game of the tournament

    2. Like this isn’t how Spainish pkayers always play. A Europa lLeague tie against a La Liga team has the ball in play for about 20 minutes across two legs

  561. He played so well for so long though. Theyre just not the same without Kante, Pogba, Greizmann.

  567. Why is he even putting it on net from that angle it's way too risky

  581. It’s all undone when you play for Chelsea and then go to Madrid

  582. I don't think they were prepared for Belgium to attack. They went in expecting them to park the bus.

    1. You’re rooting for a team with Pedro Porro, Rodri and fucking Cucurella

    1. Me too. I hate Spanish football in general. Playing a Spanish team in Europe is like being put in an Iron Maiden in terms of watchability. We played Sociodad in the Europa League a few years ago and the first leg the ball was in play maybe 12 minutes of the 90

  602. I almost wish I gambled real money on this. I dont even watch this sport and never rated France.

  605. I was gonna post you that and ask do we have to support england now

    1. if it means against Argentina I'll even ask for the ghost of Margaret Thatcher to restart the Falkland War

  606. Bellingham golden boot less goo. I can’t fucking stand a Harry Kane ballon d’or. You’d think when you’re one of the oldest players you stop being a cheating cunt

  610. I legit hate Rodri more than 99% of players. Dude is a cheat code because he can make 50 professional fouls a game.

  619. Time to watch love island uk with gf to get into the engerland mindset

    1. I’m glad my girlfriend doesn’t watch this garbage. I’d rather be shot than be forced to watch shows like this

  620. if England loses Paul McCartney will die. You don't want that, do you?

    1. Rooting for Argentina is like rooting for the team in a Disney movie that has all the bullies, cheats and has way more money than everyone else

  628. I wont lie Lamal wws giving me neymar vibes- bro gotta stop looking for fouls and just play

    2. I've never had chicken wings before but I've always liked them because of regular show

    4. Not gonna lie- the wings are off the hook- like not greasy

        2. Brother, all wings are flash fried. When you get bad wings it’s probably because they’re just cheap sysco wingd you buy from a distributer

    1. Because we stopped regulating the chemicals that cause it. Thanks RFK Jr you fucking cunt. God I hope somebody cute his throat on live tv

    1. If you wanted to try ranch once and never again I suggest Wingstop Ranch. Oh and Popeyes blackened ranch is also good.

  633. Also it's not like France didn't show up either. They were just outmatched.

    1. Spain got 1 goal up and didn’t have to come out of their shell. It’s the one thing that couldn’t happen to France

  634. I remember somebody somehwere talljng about the DOGE cuts in front of me and saying that it’s great they’re cutting wasteful spending and I replied “Yeah, well an idiot might go ‘Why are we spending 2 million a year for soil research in Arkansas’ but it turns out, if you dkn’t do that it opens a portal to hell and all of a sudden that 2 million seems pretty damn useful doesn’t it.”

  636. Huh, I googled it and I was kinda wrong. They do use friers but they’re finished in a pressurized fryer (basically a!n industrial air fryer) so they get extra crispy. I was only half right

  638. I wanted to get outside stuff done today but it’s hot as fuck

  639. if Spain wins the world cup, and Cabo Verde managed to keep a clean sheet against, does Cabo Verde have the best defense in the world

  641. I’m gonna take a day off today tbh. I need it. I’ve worked non stop since July 4th.

  645. I probably just won't try ranch. My family already drenches their pizza in it. Though like I said my sister's husband puts ranch, crema, and mayo sometimes

  649. I saw stray on twitter and said dizzy says hi and he didn't say hi back. Dizzy was hurt

        1. Btw can you go to wh and talk with kuru
          She thinks it wont pan here

          1. What do you mean? I kinda assumed her not replying to my last message meant she didn't want to talk. Then I'll go on after work since she was usually up at that time

          3. When it comes to kurumi I feel like an asshole because I feel like I've not been around and not been the best friend I could be. I've felt bad and probablywas being a wwuss not wanting to deal with it because I deserve hate from her

          4. you are a good friend of mine i can say confidently that you guys can make up

          5. I'd like to actually be her friend this time and not be flakey

          6. i informed her of yiur sceduled arival
            I believe in you and i believe in friendship

          7. It’ll be like 12am pacific time. Or 11:30pm pacific time if I get a ride home. I really would like to talk to her. She’s a good person

          10. Idek if i can just try to get voted and be ushed in but ill sure as hell try

          11. You should definitely be president. I hope kurumi isn’t too mad when she sees me later but I’d definitely like to reconcile and be a good friend this time

          13. I don’t think anyone is ever happy to see me tbh. I am hoping for the best

  656. RoN laughed because he left during because he didn't wanna deal with it. Didn't know I was on

  657. RRo Get a tattoo of Rayman but he underwent bimbofication

  659. My gut says work gonna be a long day today. Hopefully they don't make me do too much shit

  660. I’m working on my FF 1-3 retrospective.

    I’ll do 1-3 4 and 5 and then each one will get its own review up to 13-2 and 13-3 which will be one. I’m skipping 14 obviously.

    1. The weather app said it was 85 2 days ago and it was freezing. The weather is a LIE

      1. IIt Said it wasn't hot yesterday but I burned my feet walking outside barefoot

  663. I walked into a wall again. Not even sure how it happened

      1. I was getting a soda and next thing I know I'm face first into the wall

  671. SSatty A guys car has a crucifix with Jesus on it and it says true story bro

  672. For some reason this was put in spam. I’ll check it out later since at the bus stop and can only hear cars.

      1. Thank you. Hoping the managers actually work today and not just have me do more stuff

  673. our anthem was changed to god save the king after 70 years and I didn't even realize they did that because the anthem was only adopted 60 years ago

  674. Neither Kane or Olise deserve the ballon dor. Just give it to Yamal.

  675. I just saw who is scheduled today. Gonna definitely be a long ass day

      1. Hopefully the app is wrong. Because that's the worst pair of managers together. I will end up missing my bus home because how long everything will take

    1. ive been around ppl who do
      from the snippits ive seen it holds viewrs with hornyness

  680. I'm gonna scroll down and find her last comment and check

    1. I remember when I used them for a name for a day. Was bat emoji and man emoji

  683. I felt the same so been that only afterwards. Well there was a period I was just the dark knight but felt wrong

      1. I hate too much people have that name on other sites. It belongs to me

  685. Hey guys, I'm losing a friend and while I'm trying to salvage there's also a chance of already losing her permanently

      1. I'm trying to reconcile, but also have to brave the possibility that it's permanent

        1. I hope you can reconcile. There's always that risk but hope you can make it work

          1. It depends if she's willing to end a 7-8 years of bond, but I can see where she's coming from, having to deal with me all those years too.

          2. FFriends Don't deal with friends. It's something that I need to remind myself. Friends are friends and they liked you if they spent that long being your friend. But I hope she doesn't end it. To me you're a great guy and deserve friends

  687. And it's been a very terrible week for me so far so maybe this is the start of massive downward spiral.

    1. We had a fight due to misunderstanding the day before, and yesterday I said maybe this is a sign we should stop and this time she agrees.

    1. I already did, yesterday I left some apology gift that I'd usually do if we have a fight but also give her time to cool off so currently is in the waiting game. So I can only wait but also brace for the possibility that it has already ended.

  695. Telling other people yeah she's 18 makes me look like a creep lol

  701. While I'm waiting I think I'm gonna drown my sorrows. Even now I don't have the energy to work out

    1. Most people think just being anxious or down is “depression” They also label you with at least minor depression 90% of thw time if you go to therapy (mostly for insurance)

      1. Maybe but I think there's a large subset who really do feel like everything is meaningless and they have no motivation as a result. About a tenth of the population is on antidepressants.

  704. Mitch McConell is not alive. That photo was photoshopped for sure

    1. I'm sorry I was going to ask why you weren't willing to cash out but I fell asleep

      1. Eh, it was only $20 so I expected to lose it when I first put the bet on. If they let me cash out half and keep half I would have done that but oh well. That's why it's called gambling and not getting free money.

    2. Also, I was wrong about France winning.

      Damn, that was actually really easy. Weird.

  707. Beshear needs to nut up and just appoint somebody. Dare the Conservatives to stop him. Bevause Mitch is not fucking alive

  709. This NL lineup is fucking piss poor considering they’re supposed to be the vastly superior league this year.

  710. This NL lineup is fucking piss poor considering they’re supposed to be the vastly superior league this year.

  711. The fan vote for the all star game is so stupid. Marsh is worth 1.9 war and he’s starting the all star game? I swear people care more about Home runs than any other stat. He has a 120WRC+ he’s not a fucking all star

  715. Bro is late ona. 93 mile an hour heater. He’s definitely not here because of the shitty fan vote

  716. This is ridiculous. I should have bet on the AL after I saw the lineups.

  717. This shit always corny as fuck. I don’t wanna watch people stand ip to cancer. I want to watch people hit fucking dingers. This shit is so lame.

  719. Smith is pitching lights out. Another reliever we didn’t even attempt to get because we had the fucking bigot goof troop who all fucking suck

          1. SSince I am a dish washer. The water pressure thing apparently broke badly so everything is taking longer because no pressure

          3. I'm probably gonna have to Uber home because looking like I'll miss my bus later

          5. TThankfully No one is getting high and no one is making me do extra stuff

  721. Bazzana with about as uncompetitive of an at bat as I’ve ever seen. Welcome to the All star game rook. You get to face a 10-2 guy with a 1.00 whip. Uno dos adios, thanks for participating.

    1. The recent one was kinda okay, the previous one is also okay but better.

  723. Is the entire AL bullpen just Rays players lol. And Michael Wacca is an allstar??? The fuck? Chad innings eater Micael Wacca?

  726. Aaraez at bat was also hilariously bad, but Latz is fucking nasty.

  728. Having Pete Crow Armstrong mic’d up in game is seconds away from a disasterous hot mic incident at all times lol

  730. i think spain will win the world cup

  731. This just goes to show why baseball is the hardest sport. The best hitters in the league are being made to look stupid.

  733. All star weeks were better in the 90’s when a bunch of gigantic roid monkies were hitting 500 foot nukes off other dudes on gear. Now it’s all “Oh I throw 104 and have the natiest slider in recorded history” boring af

  734. Getting 2 hit in the all star game should bring back the old rule where the team that won got their league home firld advantage in the world series

  735. Getting 2 hit in the all star game should bring back the old rule where the team that won got their league home firld advantage in the world series

  737. Damn, who let those stupid cancer survivors get in the way of Satty's bitching about a meaningless exhibition game? What a bunch of selfish losers.

  739. My home gym setup is finally complete. Now just need to get buff.

      1. Just general cleaning spray every now and then and wiping anything that needs it down with a towel. Maintenance shouldn't be an issue with the equipment I have but if it ever comes up it should just be re-tightening nuts and bolts and maybe using a bit of WD40.

  743. I definitely should have put a bet on the AL to win after I saw Marsh in the lineup. The NL’s roster got absolutely fucked by stupid fan voting. How the fuck is Duug Baldwin an All Star Starter? Did Herrera snap both his ankles the game before the break?

    1. Only if they pay tribute to cancer victims. So inconsiderate to the poor healthy people just wanting to be entertained without having to think about others.

    2. Baseball’s all star game is amazing because they actually play the sport. Somebody got hit on the hands because they were trying to pitch like a real game.

  748. Remember when every single person on this site used to flame me for saying that?

      1. But it’s true. I’ve been saying it for a decade but why is it the popular opinion now?

  749. Yes. Part of the problem is that game development is viewed like software development or computer animation when it's not at all.

    Studios operate like artisan workshops with tacit knowledge and skills that can't be replicated but there's a reason artisan workshops died out during the second industrial revolution. Publishers need to be able to move projects and IP around interchangeably. That process requires homogenization and sidelines the transfer of skills.

  750. Hmmm I think Argentina would be better to play for my Spain but I fear the refs would cheat so I guess I support England today

    1. England is the only team I'm worried about especially if Rice is fully recovered by the final.

  752. I could see an orange glow underneath my blinds and didn't know what was going on for a moment.

  753. Lying in bed but not tired because already slept for more than 8 hours.

    Think I'm gonna lie in bed for days

  757. Zendaya going on a literal goddess tour with her Odyssey red carpet fits jesus

  768. I found red sails for my ship and some middle of nowhere deserted island shop had a phoenix figurehead

  770. finally acquired Liecthenstein

    and my friend is bringing me my Curaçao kit today

  773. Bro you can get Red Bull sails for Black Flag by doing their quizz. It’s so dumb, I have to do it

  776. Bro games used to be so good. Even this fucking Ubi game. Wtf happened

    1. Fortnite popularizing live service battle pass garbage and the constant need for better graphics

    3. Well even back when AC4 came out they were getting very cookie cutter. AC4 was like the last one everyone liked

  782. I’m never using them unless I wanna do some really stupid shit with no immersion but that is brilliant marketing

  783. Anya Taylor Joy said she will cheer for Argentina today

    it's a good thing I never thought she was hot

  785. when you realize Dune Messiah has people from all four semifinalist countries

    it will be a god damn war during the marketing campaign season

  786. Vader saying “Prioritizing the need for better graphics” is ruining games lol

    1. I do too generally speaking but I’ve had a massive thing for Zendaya since Disney Channel

  788. The real main reason games aren’t good any more is because there’s no way to make something creative that invovles 200 people. If you’ve ever worked in an office before, you know it is hard to get 3 people to work together.

    All of Team Silent fit into one cubical area, but they managed to release SH3 and SH4 in the same calander year. Turning game making into the same capitalistic process as mass production is stupid. Not every game needs to cost 300 million and make a billion. It’s perfectly fine to not gamble on live service games.

  789. But it’s not even live service ruining it tbh. It’s the lack of willingness to diversify AAA titles. Sony used to be amazing at this but aren’t really any more. Xbox was at one time kinda good at it, not any more. Nintendo has good variety but most of the games providing that aren’t actually their best games.

    Besides all that, the younger developers aren’t afforded the creative control all the boomer devs were, before the industry was over capitalized so they don’t know how to make games because unless they work for an indie dev with like 20 people, it is impossible to make a game like you used to

    3. Nevertheless I guess they're indigenous after two centuries like the American colonists fighting the British monarchy

  791. Anya is only rooting for Argentina because FIFA mind controlled her after she rejected a Latino award show award

  792. EA panicking during the development of BF 2042 because they realized they have to update Frostbite but no one knows how is still funny to me

  799. can't touch the little midget, but the argentinean sure can tackle like this is handegg

  801. Infantino is literally watching the god damn match sat next to the president of the Argentine federation

    he can't even pretend

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