1 thoughts on “RH: World Cup 6”

  1. What if the world cup final gets canceled because everyone has super diarrhea

  2. Seriously, there’s no reason oface keeps getting banned that I can think of. The omly person who had this problem was me when I kept getting banned by Stray.

    1. IIt's Not me. I don't like him but it's not my site. So I don't ban people. Plus then I have to block his new account again. It's annoying

    2. Oh I banned you like 4 times. When stray was in power. You needed a time out.

  7. Jude don’t break Macca before the new season. You can break the others

  9. Simeone's son sure knows how to play the least loyal football in existence

  16. See, this the bullshit I’m talking about. How is undercutting somebody any less of a pen than somebody jumping into somebody’s leg on a clearance?

  22. This game has more heart to it but it’s even worse than last night’s entertainment wise

  23. Argentina 100% gets allowed to take that corner. Don’t fucking @ me

    1. They were like 10 seconds past and added time had multiple whistles. I didn't know it worked like that.

  24. for a bunch of racists they sure like to grab onto the black guys a lot

    2. Virkkunen is amazing but his co commentator keeps chiming in and is constanyly glazing Messi it’s so fucking bad.
      Messi had that one amazing run where he somehow bodied Kane. He was invisible otherwise

      1. The american announcers are glazing Messi so hard Krispy Kreme would be proud

  26. This game has MASSIVE “Argentina controversial late winner” vibes

  30. Also Harby, the MLB all star game is actually good. Only sport they actually play the sport for real in the all star game. It’s not like hockey or basektball or the Pro Bowl.

  45. Why does England just let the other team camp their spawn in all their games? So many counter goals

  46. Lmao Enzo keeps wasting their chances by blasting from outside the box

  53. I want to imagine there is a Whatsapp chat group between all the Dune actors and Robert Pattinson is now mocking the fuck out of Anya Taylor Joy.

    And Chalamet has been blocking Javier Bardem since yesterday

  59. How the fuck does Macca keep getting into these crosses? He’s so fucking short. Insanely timed runs and jumps

  63. Reece James down. Who could have seen this coming. Good thing there’s plenty of RBs in the England squad

  65. Tuchel: Ok Dan, just go in and head everything

    Dan Burn: Got it gaffah

  75. This is bad. England will have to turn up several gears to gey back into this and Argentina has all the momentum

  78. So wemre not even gonna look at Messi being offside? Because it looked like he was but no lines?

    1. You’re the only person who wants this racist ass team to win

  80. Because I'm not a retard who looks at everything as muh racism it's literally just a game

    1. They’re for real insanely racist team full of cunts and even more racist fans. He’s for once right

    2. They cheat to win. The head of FIFA is sitting witht he President of Argentina.

    1. And who the fuck likes those teams except the most loud mouthed Boston assholes ever lol

  94. You’re not even Argentinian. You’re Scottish and you grandpa was a Nazi. Fuck off

  96. I’m legit gonna temp ban you just for being annoying as fuck

      1. But that's how you know he was going to do something this time

  98. Copa a year before that sure but who cares about that when you’re Messi

  110. This final about to be rigged as fuck. Who even cares. The head of the competition runners is literally cheering with the President of Argentina.

  112. the problem is that I really can't envision fucking Pau Cubarsi cancelling Messi out

  113. I guess I will have to wear my Brighton kit with Cucurella's name and number on Sunday

  114. I did call Yamal vs Messi final mantle transfer storyline before the tournament even started. It's the perfect narrative.

  117. God the glazing of Argentina makes me want to fucking stab these announcers.

    1. you can take the man off Tottenham but you can't take Tottenham off the man

    2. Tuchel just stopped playing football after the goal. What was he supposed to do

  121. I genuinely hope Enzo breaks his fucking leg in the next game and never plays again

  123. People really thought he deserved a ballon dor for winning against a bunch of farmers

  126. I swear to god I will need a better sport to watch from now on because football is giving me a repulsive reaction right now

  129. I will celebrate every Rodri cunt tackle like a goal in the final

      1. Lol
        I stilm put a pfp of him lying on the ground because that’s all he does now

  131. Spain is 100% strangling the life out of this team. They won’t play like England.

  132. if Cucurella slide tackles Messi I swear to god I will build an altar for him

  136. Can’t wait to see Doc Ock bring this Mac Allister back for us as well

      1. With my eyes. He didn’t do anything. It was all Messi crossing because Tychel didn’t bring Maguire.

    2. He played so good it pissed me the fuck off how bad he was last season

  140. This team should have lost to Egypt but rigged shit gonna be rigged.

    1. Salah knew before half time already. That face said it all

  142. thankfully Penelope Cruz >>>>>>>>>> Anya Taylor Joy

  145. Harby give me an ice hockey team to cheer for.

    because lord knows looking at a football right now is giving me the urge to off myself

  146. Also, I went back and slowed it down where Messi stepped on Djed Spence’s foot before their first goal but wasn’t even VAR’d.

  147. Marc, if you win the match on Sunday I'll even let you sing "CUCURELLA COME LA PAELLA" again

  148. Yeah, that was 100% a foul not even looked at. Cheating fucking cunts. I hope Messi breaks his leg and has to retire. Ronaldo will always be my goat

    1. I hope you're talking about the one that actually won a world cup

  152. Why does Bellingham react to everything first? He wasn't even close to Fernandez and almost cut off the shot. The rest of his team did nothing.

    1. Because it was offside but they won’t show the lines because VAR is a tool of the opressor.

  154. I genuinely hate this fuckkng team. If that racist Enzo tries to celebrate.c I’m subbing somebodh on to take a red. Fuck that chnt

  155. Can these assholes guzzle messi’s cock and balls any more my fucking god

  156. Yeah, it was 1000% a foul on Spence. Not even mentioned. I hate this sport.

  157. Don’t even show replays of it kn the broadcast so you know this shit is rigged as fuck. God I hate Messi now.

      2. These players are fucked if they have to wait half an hour before getting back on the pitch. The muscles in the legs will freeze up

  160. Shouldn’t even have beat cabo verde but refs helped them there too. I hope they win the final on the lost bullshit VAR ever now. Fuck it. Just let them cheat. I hope Infantino gets fuking assasinated

  162. I’m never ever counting 2022. That fuckingslave labor fake winter world cup should be stricken from the records.

  163. And he was also 100% offsides on the first goal and they didn’t even check it. VAR is inly ised when they decide to rig a game. Fuckkng argue with me.

    1. Are you picking beef with your shadow or the voices inside your head?

  164. I’m picking beef with the fact that nobody admits I was right all along lol

    1. You guys don’t even watch United games. There were at least 5 instances where they used VAR to blatantly change the result.

  165. Outside here is dark and foggy but apparently its wild fires from canada? Smells smoky
    Damn u spiffy

    4. I sort of like it like this though (aside from not being able to breathe) because the sun is blocked out and you don't have to worry about the light getting in your eyes

  168. But yeah, I’d be pissed if I had to sit around for 30 minutes at half time.

  170. There’s no baseball today, what am I gonna occupy my time with. Am I gonna have to watch a movie?

  173. I just find it hilarious Egypt has their goal microanalyzed but Messi is maybe offsides and probably fouls Spence but not a single VAR check

  174. Harby, I destroyed u in FPL and now my world cup prediction is one game away- please acknowledge me

    1. Literally everybody predicted Spain or France V Argentina after the brackets came out. Argentina’s side is ridiculously bad compared to the other half

          1. 😂😂
            You know shit is real when Costco had these shits out front

    1. It was pretty much “glaze glaze glaze who’s stopping this team glaze glaze glaze it’s not even fair glaze glaze glaze they’re going to steamroll everyone glaze glaze glaze”

      1. Exactly- I gave spain at the beginning- but there like we ssid that too- yeah ok

  177. No, I pretty much always qualified it with “except maybe Spain”

    1. Spain is winning the world cup unless they rig it. Spain has the best overall team in the tournament.

  178. I want to get into soccer so ill probably start watching the premier league after FIFA.

    1. Which is a fair call but their frontline had an offgame and that midfield is not world class like the rest of their team

    2. I never thought they weee gonna pummel Spain, just get by. Thise are by far the two best teams. Spain 100% has the best team overall. Their midfield is way better than France’s.

  181. Yo schumer might have it- he blew fart during speech today

    3. If u have it there’s no way you’re just farting you’re making splatter art on your undies with every toot

  183. Messi can't repeat against Yamal it would destroy the sport tank FIFA and ruin intergenerational relations Spain has to win

  184. I wanna know the size of the paycheck Tuchel got to do that second half trainwreck of a performance

    1. I wanna know the size of the check he got to bring Stones instead of Maguire. Maguire doesn’t miss that header btw.

        1. Good. I think the cactus is gonna be ok. It was just in shock because I ripped a lot of roots up. The tap root was so big it broke through the clay pot it was in. Hopefully this one is deep enough.

          Also, one of the peoper plants got overwatered because they didn’t poke the holes out of the bottom of the container and I didn’t check so it rained and it just got absokutely waterlogged. I think it’s gonna be ok though, I redid the soil and replanted it. I had to cut it down but the peppers are still growing so it should make it

      1. Thanks bro. Water pressure is broken so my job is extra slow right now but more moving

        1. I only realised at 9.15am today that we don't have water here until after 2pm today too. It sucks.

          2. They only ever do that and no power on days I have my kid at home too apparently.

          3. That’s even worse. No power and a kid means it is even harder to entertain the kid. Good luck bro

  188. I liked Watashi-tachi no Shiawase na Jikan but I can't imagine your mother so much over something like that.

  189. I was kinda joking but they didn’t even draw the lines like this is close enough we should get to see the semi-automated at least

    1. Looks like 3 defenders plus the goalie are all between the highest forward and the goal to me.

  190. Argentina, classy as ever holding up a sign saying the Falkland Islands belong to Argentina” after the game.

  192. Like Brother, you play for a British club. If you hate England so much, fuck off to Madrid.

  193. Like Brother, you play for a British club. If you hate England so much, fuck off to Madrid.

  194. They have no claim to them, the citizens don’t want to be Argentinian, and Engladnhas already kicked their ass over trying to annex them. Let it fucking go, no wonder your president licks Trump’s sack so much.

  197. In the far future when North America is entirely populated by wasians it'll be like the indigenous people were never even replaced

  201. It’s ok, I swear Disqus makes me type like the town drunk now. It’s so laggy

    1. EEspecially In notifications. That shit will fucking crash mid post

  203. lol, JD agreed with Rogan that Epstein was Mossad. US/Israel relations going well I see.

  205. I've only finished one Persona game but playing 5 at launch puts me a tier above almost everyone else I think

      1. I quit 20 hours in. It's too repetitive, the story takes forever to progress and tartarus is just boring. I feel like if I had it on my phone and just played it on short bursts to kill time it would work better

          1. They want to gaslight me into thinking it's normal for nothing to happen in the same amount of time it takes to beat Cyberpunk 2077

    1. I used to have one of the limited edition stuff. Had a box. All gone now

      1. I'm sorry. I really wanted that but it was $100 and in retrospect that was nothing. Same with the MGS V limited edition.

        1. I spent the money just to lose it. Also my batman statue from arkham knight 😢

      2. I lost my Uncharted 4 limited edition PS4 but I just bought an identical console years later so it's like I always had it. You can do the same eventually maybe.

    2. No. Stop posting gross sexual images that get you banned. I think disqus genuinely thinks you’re a bot.

  210. I don't like cannibalism. I understand it's part of some cultures and I respect them all the same but I don't like it.

    1. The incubation period can be be decades long, it carries a 100% mortality rate and you lose control over your own body.

          2. I don't think he knows kurumi tbh. Plus the times she's been here she was alwenna

  213. It's also weird how the people of Madagascar are from Southeast Asia and not Africa. Like no one from Africa just sailed there and colonized the island but people traversed the entire Indian ocean to get there first? Okay. Whatever.

    2. Maybe they did go there but thought it smelled funny so they just left again.

      1. The Indonesians, Chinese and Dutch all came to Australia well before the English got here and colonized it.

      2. Yes you're right. And to the southern coast? I heard the north was basically inhospitable and terrible for maritime activity.

  215. I hate how recipes always lie about the time everything takes. People are going to find out you're lying when they make it anyway so why bother? Just be honest dude.
    Listing the ingredients as "peeled and diced" doesn't magically mean that you don't have to peel and dice them.

    1. Or "Artisanal bread ready in only 45 minutes!"

      "Step one, mix ingredients then cover and leave somewhere warm to prove for 3-4 hours…"

      1. Satty we've gone over this before, I worked as a professional cook.

        When a recipe says "time: 45 minutes" it is meant to be overall time.

  216. It seems like it's impossible to move past an abusive childhood especially when you share the same genes as the abuser.

    1. IIt's Not impossible. I don't abuse my nephews and nieces. I try to be what I never had to them

    1. I asked him for that years ago when he used to post his home made dinners

  221. So is FIFA gonna suspend the Argentina players for makjng a political statement or is that just for Korsovoians.

      1. Bad. They didn't fix the water pressure. But also they're making me do too much stuff. No way I make the bus again. Tho yesterday was lucky I got a rid3

    1. I forgot where you can check. Though apple took my super mod powers from me which was mean

  227. I don't wanna spend in case I need to Uber they cost more in the summer

  229. ik ppl are mad that argentina won but i'm happy i'm welsh mate its anyone but england here 😭🙏

  230. I hate disqus and how it makes me type like a dyslexic Coming down off pain killers from a botched corneal surgery

  231. Also Jimmy is right. Tuchel tanked the team with his team selection. Look at the wingers he took, just fucking mid on mid on mid for a team that is supposedly top 4 ranked in the world. Taking Konsa/Guehi as your CB pairing when Magiire has never not been absolute class for england is fucking disasterous. Konsa fucking sucks and so does Guehi. Guehi might be the most overrated defender in the entire league.

  232. Literally left better players at home to fit his “system” and then the system was just Southgate ball anyway

  233. I genuinely don’t get how some of these teams spend so much on these players. Guehi’s advanced stats show he doesn’t win ground duels, he’s a bad progressive paaser and he is bad with the ball at his feet.

    So why the absolute fuck did City, a team that has a lot of ground defending to donbecause they play a high line and want to build up from the back buy a guy who is 33rd precentile in both buy him?

    1. there's a reason why respected videogame website WayTooManyGames gave it a high score

  235. This is why I never bought into the “Biden is too old” shit just like everything else, it was just porpaganda for Trump being mentally retarded and unfit. Like always

  236. Pickford’s positioning is actually so bad for that Enzo goal

  237. Gotta love that every single political display during a match is punishable according to Fifa

    but rules don't apply to Argentina. They can display a banner about wanting to own a territory and fuckall will happen.

  238. Like bro is flat footed, his legs are in the air when the Enzo shots comes off and then he can only react way too late. It’s also very centered shot. A keeper should save that.

    Pickford is above mid at best.

  239. Defense should also close Enzo down but that was trash from the t-rex. He made 2 saves all game

    1. I can't even leave my bedroom because my living room is full of smoke. It's twice as bad here and cities like Detroit are twice as bad as Toronto

  242. Pear, England is racist in a “Immigrants? Nevah liked em bruv” way. They’re racist in the new school “I watch way too much Fox/Sky News and I just hate Syrians mate” kinda way

    Argentina is racist in a “We harbor fugitive Nazis”
    sort of way. South America is racist in the old school way of “I’ma just say the most outworldy racist shit with zero remorse. Nobody in the UK government is straight up calling Mbappe an uneducated monkey on main lol

    1. I don't want to play devils advocate but I think you have to take into account why some are more vocal than others though otherwise every African country would be most racist and in the world. Also the US harbored more názis and that was Paraguay not Argentina.

      1. But my point is that the UK is not comparatively racist. Everything thinks America is the most racist country ever. We have a lot of systemic racism and our government is racist, but 90% of the Europe sub is people saying heinous things about immigrants too.

        1. I didn't say this before because it might be a hot take but I think economic interests can disincentivize racism so countries like the US and UK (hubs of global finance) are operating under very different conditions compared to a resource depot like Argentina or the DRC.

        2. Like early 20th century France was nowhere near as racist as Germany because the French Empire has subjugated millions of Africans and Asians while the Germans didn't. They mostly kept to themselves.

    2. not all of South America. It's the countries which didn't have slaves that act like this. Argentina, Bolivia and Paraguay

      Brazil, Colombia, Uruguay (ignore Luis Suarez, he's a cunt), that shit doesn't roll here.

  244. Haiti was forced to redesign their shirt a week before the world cup because Fifa said that it featured political protests in its design.

    Argentina can talk about stealing territory from another country, two games in a row, and nothing happens.

    1. seriously, fuck this world cup. what a disaster of a tournament.

    2. They didn’t even VAR check Spence getting stepped on, you think they give a fuck? Infantino is probably partying with Argentina’s number one Trump dick rider right noe

      1. I am not even talking about in-game controversies, I'm talking about the most goddamn obvious display of favoritism with them doing that pathetic FALKLANDS ARE ARGENTINEAN banner showcase without repercussions

        I don't know if you remember, but Xhaka and Shaqiri got fined and suspended one time for doing a mere hand gesture celebration in a game against Serbia. They did a double headed eagle to showcase support for Kosovo.

        1. Go read my comment from last night where I said “I guess it’s ok unless you’re Korsovoian”

  245. Lmao, they just announced mandatory testosterone screening for the military. Why are these people who hate gays so fucking obsessed with people’s dicks

    1. I had just my testosterone screened not too long ago because I was worried it might be too high. It wasn't.

  246. I hope this cup is remembered as the worst and most disastrous in history. not a single good thing came out from it.

    maybe just Cabo Verde, but they still had to lose to the villains

    1. This cup was ruined as soon as Trump got involved in any way. The whole point of the peace prize was so he wouldn’t egotistically make everything about himself but lo and behild he found a way

      1. he started getting involved in late 2016. The US got the hosting rights in exchange for the FBI to stop investigating a Fifa corruption scandal.

  247. (not to mention that Argentina has the fucking ugliest Spanish accent I swear to christ)

    1. QUE PASA CHE, SHO ME SHAMO GUISHERMO, SHO SOY DE AVESHANEDA

        1. you are not forced to interact with them, you just train people to shoot them on sight

  249. you know for a fact that Milei will sit next to Trump during the game on Sunday

      1. And then stay in there to lift it with them because he thinks that’s what they want

        1. He doens’t think that’s what they want. It’s what he knows he wants so that’s all that matters.

          This is why you don’t abise your kids BTw, they become little neoo baby egotisitcal cunts.

  251. if I were a Premier League club I'd sell any Argentinean imbecile holding that Malvinas banner. If they hate the UK so much they should find a club elsewhere

    1. I am now somewhat glad MacAllister left Brighton… and also now sucks at club level

      1. I still blame Slot for that. If he can’t find his feet under Iraola then and only then is he washed

          2. buddy if he partakes in that display against the UK whilst earning UK money, then all I see is a hypocrite. Same as Lisandro or the Tottenham guy

  253. At least when my grandmother said she despised the USA and UK, she'd actually refuse to travel there

    1. Why would you even travel to the USA tbh? There’s nothing horribly interesting here except for nature

      1. The US is a "cultureless place to go see rollercoasters and outlet malls" for Brazilians

  254. Their family truly won this summer between tye not E3 shows and movie blockbusters

    1. Summer games fest was unironically the only good part about not E3 other than Nintendo announcing Xenoblade Trilogy

          1. man, AI sure knew how to glaze the fuck out of me as a writer

  256. Isn’t the 2030 world cup in Argentina? God lord we might see the absolute most rigged bullshit of all time

      1. the world cup is in Spain, Portugal, and Morocco.

        But Argentina, Uruguay and Paraguay will play a match each at home, to celebrate the world cup's 100th anniversary.

        that also means that, in one world cup, the hosts will be from Europe, Africa and South America, thus forcing the 2034 from being hosted in Asia, and this is how Saudi Arabia got handed the hosting rights in a silver platter, even though they promised stadiums in imaginary cities that don't even exist

    2. Barely. They made it so it’s in multiple fucking countries so the next one goes to beacon of human rights that is Saudi Arabia

  257. r/soccer is trying to convince me that if they win it Messi deserves the ballon d’or

      1. even Haaland deserves more than Messi. His season wasn't summarised into just four weeks of international football.

      2. Kane or Olise. Mbappe or a PSG player who actually played all their league games too.

        Give it to fucking Ødegaard just not Messi

  258. at the very least my best friend arrived from Amsterdam and brought me my Curaçao kit.

  261. Love is quantifiable- It trandscends time and space Part 3: Dreamer and the Metropolis

  262. TDK is not underrated. But I honestly prefer when my capeshit is more capey

    1. If TDKR came out today, people would praise it for being different to marvel slop. I guess you could say that about all 3 movies though

  264. I just prefer the Battinson, I dunno

    he felt more detectivey, didn't have throat cancer voice…

    1. I don’t think Licha is (for an Argentinian) that racist. Enzo looks like every Latino who votes for Trump becaus e”he’s one of the good oens”

      1. all I know is that if he hates the UK so much because of the Falklands then why the fuck is he in Manchester

    2. I don’t think Licha is (for an Argentinian) that racist. Enzo looks like every Latino who votes for Trump becaus e”he’s one of the good oens”

    1. shouldn't we count that blatant copy of Nolan's directing as a Nolan movie as well

  270. Prestige is too low as well. It’s like Inception, it somehow gets better on each watch

  274. I also need to rewatch Interstellar. It’s fanbois made me want to never watch it again with their praise

    1. There are no scifi movies that tried doing something similar and none of them work as well

  278. Oh shit Ryan Gosling rock scifi is on prime. Gotta finally watch

    2. I feel like the only human on earth who just has zero fucking interest in ever watching that movie

  280. not giving a fuck, doing the most wtf shit out there because who cares at this point

    1. Freddie got Fingered is a literal opposite movie. It’s a movie that was made to troll people while 1917 was made to win awards and get critical praise.

  283. for real, go watch Hail Mary

    that movie had no right being as good as it was

  285. I bought a spanish olive oil in honor of their imminent victory in the world cup

  287. I ran into the Enzo goal again. Pickford seriously needs to save that. He’s such a mid keeper

    1. Pickford had some nice saves honestly I blame the defenders more particularly for second goal

        1. It was, like as much as it pains Argentina wanted it more- like that cross should never happen nor the non defending of lutaro

    1. I dunno he’s probably Englands best keep Though- im more dumbfounded by the forwards he consistently started- unless saka was hurt but i mean even rashford and Watkins got like zero minutes

  291. I had to replace my kids double vanity- that bitch has got to be 500 lbs so I decided to gently demolish it- top, drawers and doors gone, taking my coffee break and then gonna sawzall up the base lol

    1. I did that with one of mine too when I moved lol. I got it from my friend for free, bitch weighed at least 250 so I was like “Fuvk it, we’re just demoing this hoe”

  292. And I dkn’t know how City fans can feel good about the post Pep era when all of their recent new players have had absolutely disasterous world cups. Especially Marmoush and Guehi

  293. Guehi’s advanced stats suck by the way. It’s why he was on Palace for so long and City had to panic buy him just like they panic bought Marmoush and Semenyo

  294. Gonna go to black flag to wait for my buddy to vome online so we can start Space Marine dos

  295. I’m so sick of the way disqus makes me type. I feel like fucking str8

    1. SSame And it's gotten a billion times worse. I hate that I have to delete the entire word if I fuck up because backspacing and retyping just clones the first part of the word 20 times

      1. Disqus fucking sucks. I don’t know why I’m paying for this site tbh

  296. I dunno why I never played this franchise before. This seems like a Harby core thing

    1. Because you have touched a member of the opposite sex probably (Henry Cavill nonwithstanding obviously)

    2. IIt's Because what the fuck is Warhammer? How do people get into Warhammer? I've never seen a weirder franchise to try and get into in that where the hell do you start lol

      2. Seriously, the only way to be into the games and know what’s going on is to colelct miniatures? I think lol

          1. But honestly, I don’t even fucking know what the kiniatures are for? Is it a table top game? I’ve bever seen or heard anybody actually explain what the fuck it is

      3. To the point that it isn't just Warhammer. It's Warhammer and Warhammer 40k

  300. Seriousky, why is it so hard for people to stop playing COD. You couldn’t pay me to touch this shit now. Just because I liked MW2 in high school doesn’t mean I have to keep playing it

    1. Because it’s a classic? Because it’s better than every poont and click game nowadays

  305. Trump literally just rambles at al his press conferences now. He spent about 10 minutes today talkjng about race car drivers and how dangerous bull wrestling is. We should seriously fucking murder everyone who said Biden was unfit to serve in the fucking street.

  306. I thought it held up really well but it was sort of boring because the game was too easy

  308. Just imagine the quotes I would get on a box if people used my reviews

    “It’s agressively fine”

    ”only play this if you are the type of person who has to burn their arm with cigarettes in the parking lot before work just to feel something”

    ”I’m not even gonna say its name in the conclusion of this review and give it the satisfaction, it knows what it did.”

    ”Konami making 2 good Silent Hill games in a row is a bigger comeback than Lebron’s hairline”

  309. TBH, there’s a reason I’m semi-retired from new game reviews. I genuinely don’t care about 99% of the games that come out now. I think Silent Hill 2 is my only long form new game review in like 4 years

    1. how can you even cover with the size of that suit of armor

  316. If it turns out the Mariners front office is using AI that would be really funny. But I don’t think AI has sunk cost fallacyon Rob Refsnyder lol

  318. Time to watch atla while I order food and wait for it to come

      1. My love for the series might. But it will never be as good as the flash game Avatar Arena

  324. Ugh this useless padding is torture. JUST ADD A SCENE FROM THE CARTOON INSTEAD

    1. No one cares if a spider bit some kid and katara venom bends it out

  326. There’s no conflict between Katara and Toph but they act like there has been and now they’re friends

  331. That episode didn’t completely suck balls like the first 3. 5/10

  338. Neighbor told me that having no baseball is probably my biggest nightmare.

  340. Main reason I’m semi-retired from reviews is simply I’m extremely washed at it now. I’m finding out from my FF review attempts I don’t have the fire to really be made or happy about anything in a review any more.

    1. how can you retire if you've barely dipped your toes on it

      1. I have the Final Fantasy 7 Tifa theme as my PS4 theme. I even bought a Butterfingers for it

  342. Satty that's like saying I've retired from game development because I dabbled with RPG Maker when I was in 6th grade

    1. this is basically notch. he made minecraft after messing around with java then retired.

      1. the difference between him and me is a few billion dollars.

  343. I can’t sit in the front row. I had to do it for Batman V Superman and I was legit miserable.

  346. Like on the weirdness scale of fetishes, liking girls with a toned body is like maybe a 2 or 3 at absolute worst

    1. Also yeah I guess that's why belly dancing was popular in so many places for so many centuries

    2. Apparently it's so normal and ingrained it's not even considered a "fetish" but then what makes something a "fetish"?

  348. I have this image of your neighbor in my head because your fetishes

    1. Oh. Also they censored her legs and her chest but not her midriff so the men at square enix may have had the same idea.

  350. If the body part isn’t a weird thing to think is attractive it isn’t a fetish to me. Liking a girl’s thighs is hardly a “fetish”

    1. yeah but do psychologists really just categorize things based on how weird they are? that would be pretty funny

  351. I imagine satty asking the neighbor for mid riff pics now

  353. Okay so apparently it's only truly a "fetish" if you can't get "get off" without the fetishized body part being involved in some way

    1. SSatty Uses women's gloves to fap. He puts them on his pee pee

  355. but if you cant get off to a person without eyes for example or without a face does that become a fetish? I dont get it

  359. last post the APA's insistence on an "orgasm" as the defining metric in order for it to be considered a fetish is really weird. Is it because you can't measure attraction?

  364. Satty do you want pics if mama de yamals hands after she wore gloves?

  366. @disqus_xqiDjF7oAf:disqus I can't talk about my fetish it's too weird to post about but I think it kind of disappeared over the years so I'm cured now

      1. I wouldn't mind posting something like this because its relatively normal in comparison

      1. I remember Karma's last name is easy to pronounce phonetically but everyone gets it wrong because no one thinks it phonetic because its Polish

  371. I think I rate Qdoba highest out of the Chipotle clones, but at least this was probably slightly healthier

  375. AAlso Thank god no more gym till sunday, 4 days with little break between in a week is too much

  376. EEspecially because I'm the most behind I've ever been at work 🙃

  380. YYeah It's very much not where you get burritos or tacos. When it's all mixed up in a bowel is where chipotle shines

  383. Stain strained a muscle in his back doing declined situps yesterday and is debating doing his major workout today. Stain is also debating talking in the third person for a while.

  386. I haven't even clocked in and they already have me doing too much shit. No way I finish in time. I'm gonna hang myself probably

  392. They know doing that shit takes me two hours. I have always been slow at it. So I'll have to do 2 hours of dishes in an hour with no water pressure and then the closing dishes.

        2. In terms of character: Terra

          In terms of character model probably Rinoa

  401. TThere's Zero chance of me finishing on time and that annoys me. They really act like I am the fucking flash. If I were I'd be Jay Garrick not wally west.

      1. The water pressure is broken so It's been an extra bitch lately

  410. Japan is like they minmaxxed ugliness to the point where it actually looks nice

    1. There’s very few models and stars that haven’t had at least some plastic surgery. But people ain’t gotta get the fucking bucchal fat removal

  413. I heard Mazzie starr at the liquor store and it felt dystopian

  420. This is what happens when you don’t spend every waking hour grifting

  421. She doesn’t understand a lot of conplex english and you want her to understand Nolan dialog?

  422. I like that Trump declared a national press conference to ramble about nothing

  424. This sucks, I worked too late to really do anything tonight

  425. I just get the feeling that I should give up on reviews entirely

  426. I got the ticket for tonight at 9.

    if this sucks, then Frank owes me $8

  427. Deadpool & Wolverine gets worse with every rewatch but the opposite is for Fantastic Four

  428. if I were the English and French federations, I'd do a gentleman's agreement on letting both Kane and Mbappe score 5 goals each during tomorrow's match just to ensure Messi can't win the golden boot

  430. you learn portuguese, move to our capital, and apply for a job there

  431. imagine how your mexican-norwegian babies would look like

  440. My dumb ass managed to break my arm this week. I fell down the stairs at home and in agony, Stray's fault.

  441. I hate how Satty is always hanging out with his girlfriend now instead of us

    1. if so why does he say "the neighbor" instead of "my girlfriend" like how Charlie calls "the waitress" in Always Sunny?

  444. And yes, the neighbor is the same girl and we’re dating now for about a month and a half. I do call her my GFwhen I’m lazy but I also thought it would be a funny inside joke to keep calling her “the neighbor” but I can see how that is confusing lol

    And yes, I did actually build a shed and do gardening. I posted the shed when it was finished before. I’m not sure why anybody would lie about something so mundane lol

  449. I hope Jaime starts mentioning his wife here as "the peruvian"

  452. Dunk please tell me you turn off your phone before a movie starts

  455. oozes "annoying hyperactive younger sibling vibes"

  461. have you ever noticed that most of Matt Damon's movies are just about him stuck somewhere trying to get home?

  466. Ok- I got new vanity into boys bathroom – im tired
    Gonna do faucets and drains tomorrow

  467. Kevin O Leary is the exact type of “person” who needs to be beat within an inch of their lives so they realize they’re just a dumb rich fuck nobody likes

  469. Only Trump would decalssify documents in an attempt to make the election seem dubious only for it to come out that Russia aided both his wins because of it lol

        1. I will vote for state senators or whatever- he’s actually worried- hopefully the democrats take at least the house

  470. My theater is still showing trailers and ads and one of them was for a retro movie event they’re doing and one of the “retro” movies was the first Michael Bay Transformers. I got hurt right in the mortality.

    1. Yeah who the fuck considers that a classic worthy of going to a theater for

    1. He keeps wanting to put data centers everywhere. Put them next your own rich hiuse you fat prick. These “people” need to be agressively fucking mudered. Like seriously the streets should be fucking bleeding

  472. I seriously hate rich people more than any of you can possibly imagine

  474. The entirty of the republicna party in this cohntry need to be fucking hung on live tv.

  481. The game is peak
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/01c514f131403599e2f6db14e12222b22f405bc994c4928c296722569a2bf510.jpg
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/219fd981715d56b67b90c1ff4a71ef38072b0fb5c0cb24504bac1f6276683611.jpg
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5969601791b7f53847595e5077202ac5ae68f9373baa9f86cfba1ea80343bbe7.jpg

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/71ce8466779707f8cd4f033add0999b59f8416559b55c11ca630d91c4152490c.jpg
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/654a0a27367c6bfc662dcb2cd1b5936c51f3f66fc1ca5c4cce2a7e2371383382.jpg

    New modern day Ubi added character is actually cool. Pigs might fly next https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b628d84eb71aaf2a8fa7d9f273235319153278910b8dbcb58eaff5012d15daa1.jpg

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/59b239c3cc8b840a3ba1f343747b783bd9562e823d9880cc306bf75428e0fe04.jpg

    I’m mad you couldn’t steal the pet croc as a pet for yourself 😤 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/084dd1bd572f9e759a8a8f6ef7cebd4a7e553ad49792a7a0b50d194d92556c6b.jpg

      2. I mean it's really a question of how much weaker combat, climbing, and a dumb compass matter to you over just not having to deal with tailing missions anymore. Not having to deal with tailing missions is a big win and I don't really hate the other two things (I just hate the default controls)

        1. My overall rage earlier was mostly me having a very bad day that day lol

          1. Yeah that's the one thing they almost didn't touch (not highlighting where the enemies are aiming is a big miss IMO)

          3. I mean not really? Unless you mean the ship officers which is kinda superfluous lol

        3. The controls definitely seem to be the one thing that gives me pause. AC3 – Syndicate controls were great. Not sure why they decided to mess that up this time around. The rest I can live with

          2. No it's objectively worse, I constantly get stuck on things and the missing high/low profile movement screws up basic things like moving around trees causing me to jump off trees when I don't want to. Plus if you want to actually play the game like a normal human with a good control scheme then you're forced to use the two button claw controls from old AC versus one button just R2 from the original game. It's worse for that alone.

  482. Lucia is her name. I wanted her for my village. Couldn’t care less if she ate my townsfolk

  486. I also need to give the Ezio trilogy a go one of these days. I think I tried Brotherhood but old achool AC controls I do not like

  487. But again, I'd probably just replay this one over the original because tailing missions gone is that much of a win, and the combat/climbing isn't that much worse. I will say the default control scheme is an actual cardinal sin, though, what the fuck were they thinking lol

      1. AAlso I'm not gonna play it so it doesn't matter but still

    2. why don't you trust the review from gaming website WayTooManyGames instead

  492. My knee is covered in little cuts because of dizzy. He keeps kneading my knee

  498. My driver's license expired back in April, and I put off renewing it so long that I have to go in person to the dmv to resolve it.
    Can't get a new license until August, so for now I'm playing a game I call "Do not get pulled over by the police".

    1. YYeah This is why I like to get ahead on that kinda stuff lol. Was bad enough I had to have a paper license during my ski trip because they couldn't just print it at the DMV, they had to mail it

      1. I had a paper liscense on my trip to Vegas too because the DMV decided that I apparently meed to give DNA evidence I’m actually who I say I am

        2. Lol. The funny thing is a lot of places think the paper one is fake so it's better to just use the one they punched a hole through

  501. Finding out you have 2 different birth certificates and names through the DMV is skme sitcom ass shit that would only happen to me lol

  503. HHarby never spends time with me. He's too busy doing the pirate life. Pirates took my harby from me

  504. August is when I'm back in therapy and can see my psychiatrist. Suck it satty

  505. Tbh I don't wanna sext with an AI bot. That sounds sad and creepy and I dislike AI

  506. I hope satty doesn't end up with a wacky neighbor and a neighbor that gives him advice

  507. It’s my GF’s Grandma’s birthday so I’m going to her house and then out to dinner with them. I look forward to the 2 straight hours of wishing real life had subtitles

  508. I actually did do that while I was working on the shed and we had a conversation lol. Felt very home improvmenty.

  509. His named is Clyve which is such a fucking “neighbor in a sitcom” ass name

  511. You guys don’t like baseball enough to appreciate how actually funny that joke is lol

  512. Is ro still mama de yamal? I can't keep track of her names

  515. Now that I think about it, Burnadette and Clyve is SUCH a sitcom ass neighbor couple name I’m starting to think it’s a simulation

      1. Kompletely
        Automated
        Robot
        Matrix
        Ajudacator

        Oh my goddddddddddddddd

  519. You can be evil. You just gotta believe. Just think what would satty do

  520. Mama de yamal. My phone is racist it keeps changing yamal to tamales

  527. Mama de yamal didn't like odyssey .my world doesn't make sense anymore

  540. "Trump says he’s holding Canada responsible for wildfire smoke and threatens higher tariffs"

    lol

  543. He must have seen the south park movie and loved the blame Canada song

    1. Shut ya fuckin face uncle fuckaaa you're a boner biting bastard uncle fuckaa

  547. You don't eat or drink or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!

  555. My back feels better today so I am going to get my kid ready to go out and then I can do my exercise. Huzzah!

  556. I came to the conclusion that mama is right but also a snob

  557. So I’m standing in the kitchen listening to them talk in Korean not knowing what’s going on and her nephew pokes me in the arm and goes “Can you show me how to throw a splitter?” And I said “You have mo idea how much I would love to do that right now.” Lol

      1. He’s legit good at pitching though too. Like I’m gonna turn this kid into a great baseball player kne family gathering at a time. But I won’t teach people aliders though when they’re young. It outs too much torque on their elbows.

  558. She can prove she's not a snob by watching the motion picture hump day

  561. Mama watxh hump day next to get the taste out of Nolan from your mouf

  563. Is Yamal’s mama really complaining about Achilles of all people being a twink? That’s literally his whole thing. That guy is bi as fuck in mythology

  567. Satty seems like he would be against being a bottom because his homophobia

    1. What? Dude I'm not gay, YOU sucked MY dick. How does that make ME gay?

  568. Dizzy keeps going into boxes and his carrier and my backpack

  573. No, you know what? Reviewing is in my soul. I can’t give that up.

  575. I was gonna post more and it was gonna be lyrics to the song bohemian rhapsody

  580. I thought it was an 80s song this whole time. I'm shocked

      1. I'm off today but next day off on Sunday gonna try to catch up on a bunch of shows

    1. WWe're Doing good. He kept going inside stuff today but he's chilling now. I'm decent just gotta eat something. How are you?

        1. HHe Went in a couple of boxes, his pet carrier and my back pack

          2. I think just trying to sleep because he's in trying to sleep position

          3. my cat been in my cloth drawers recently after they learned how to open it

          4. He's been trying to open the closet. He wants to hang out in there some days but I don't like him in there because he might pee

        1. when he does his biweekly controvercal statement he calls you baka

    1. my coworker told me my cat is too attached to me vecause they sleep in my room only

      1. Dizzy is the same. He only is around me and sleeps in my room. He's scared of everyone else

        1. when people stay over they tell me "dont you have 2 cats"
          she just dont leave my room

    1. He used to be good with my old cat AJ. He was sad when he died

  597. Then he says he made too much lunch and says for me to have it

  598. TThere He says I don't dislike you. And call me by my name baka

  604. Yeah as usual the Yankees shit the bed against good teams. Why the fuck they decided to have Grisham run all the way from 1st to home there idk. Sasaki has a >5 ERA and of course we can only score off a wild pitch. Trashcan needs to get a C and 3B this deadline or we're not going anywhere

    2. You should deadass trade for Chapman. Give us Warren and a decent prospect and we 100% eat that contract.

        1. Arraez isn’t gonna be expensive because he has a player option for next year and he is not opting in now that he magiclaly learned how to be good at second. If you give us 2 top 20 prospects it probably gets done

  605. I can't tag harby because I forgot his current name. This is the worst day in human history

  608. Yamal’s mom’s insistance that I am the type of dude who wears a Bass pro shops polo shirt as my “dress up shirt” when I’m just about the omly dude here who would whine about getting mud on my dress boots literally drives me crazy

    1. YYou To me seem like you always dress professional and are anal retentive and bathe twice

      1. I wouldn’t say that but I am absolutely not somebody that would work all day in the yard on a hot day and not shower before I go to a girl’s house. Like what does she think I’m like lol

  609. One tjme my coach yelled at me to come in and grab my infield glove because I was gonna go in and play third because our other one got hit on the hand and I walked in saying “Oh sure [Satty] you go get peppered now” and I swear to god the entire lineup was trying to pull balls right at my face the next 3 innings.

    1. I was pulled in because the guy was bunting and he fucking pulled back and swung and he hit a ball like directly at my face that I somehow caught and the pitcher goes “How the fuck did you catch that?” And I said “Survival instinct” and I wasn’t joking really

      1. I gotta do FF2 and 3 in the same review as FF1. i don’t have much to say about 2 that’s why I’m doing all 3

  614. Mama de yamal thinks satth showers in 3 minutes and uses body soap as shampoo

  615. I never beat 2 so get that but karma is gonna buy me the pixel remaster for my birthday

    1. I beat 2 but it was like being Sisyphus rolling the rock up the mountain but the rock doesn’t even start rolling

  616. Damn rock probably had in his contract he looks stronger than sisyphus

      1. That one I'm most curious about just because it's the one I know least about

        1. All you need to know is the most effective method of leveling up is punching yourself in the face. I’m not joking

  618. FFunny Stain could beat us all up expect spike but because spike is a genderless shapeshifting time traveling alien

  620. g bush has the best quote library
    “It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!”
    ― George W. Bush

    1. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame in… Shame… Win’t get tricked again”

      1. im scrolling through his rn
        “If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!”
        ― George W. Bush

    2. God I yearn for the days where Bush was as stupid as I thouht’d get.

        1. He is. Don’t get it twisted. The Patriot act and 9/11 fundementally changed this country more than Trump ever could

          1. from a us standpoint hes failed more but trump is more lasting and boundary pushing for future bad people

          2. Except nobody is ever gonna have a cult like Trump because Trump doesn’t act like a politician. They won’t vote for Vance like this because he is has less charisma than a vulture currently eating from the carcuss of a roadkilled racoon

          3. he guided a bunch of neonatzis and homophobes to work in unison that might continue far after hes out of office

  621. Trump saying he’s the “only person who noticed” Messi played kn the right side. Bruh, he’s a right winger lol

  622. Went to see movie
    Had power outage on the bigger screen's speakers
    saw movie on normal screen
    got two free tickets for any other movie in any other screening as apology

    1. When I tried to see Zombieland in high school, we went to 3 theaters because 2 theaters had projectors break lol

    2. This is so weird because you’re not the only person I know who had something like this happen lol

  624. I think I’m having a Truman show level realization my whole life is a sitcom because that sohnds like the setup for a Simpson’s episode

    1. “I helped Biden win Michigan and all I got from Soros was this stupid shirt”

  628. Or as they call it in the white house kitchen “RFK Jr’s usual”

  629. “They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program.”
    ― George W. Bush

  633. Man by the time I see the odyssey no one will be talking about it

        1. i lkke my theater
          when planet of the apes 4 came it was me 2 friends in empty theter

    2. People haven't stopped talking about it since the 8th century BC

      1. I have seen no one talk about it ever other than my mom. When I read the book in middle school Augustin called me gay

  634. I also saw an old movie based on it and also an episode of a show doing a short version of the story and read the book in middle school

  640. Everybody speaking yank yet she tried to do her middle age Hermione impression

  644. TThat Was almost everything I wanted from an Odyssey movie. Think this one is one I'm gonna like a lot on rewatch

  645. I never read a Percy Jackson. Or seen the movies or shows but harby said I should watch the show because cope is in it

    1. id read the books its way better
      even beyond Percy the whole world was a great read

  649. nah, Scytale will be a scheming bastard plotting deception from the shadows, not this

  651. The last 45 min or so really tied it all together. I think my only complaint is some locations they rushed a bit through

  655. I don't wanna be that guy but when I left the screening there was this fat chick with blue hair complaining that "it didn't follow the book"

  658. No, the ending to the actual Odyssey

    (which I know it's a poem not a book)

  672. Now for real, ten years to go from the coast of Turkey to Greece? Shit's an hour flight at most

      1. It wasn't three was, it was a series of wacky shenanigans in which all that was missing was Matt Damon saying "yep, that's me, you're wondering how I ended up in this situation"

    2. Hey man, he got stuck on an island with Charlize Theron most of that time. Seems like a good excuse

      1. I wouldn't mind being stuck alone with Charlize either

  677. This is gonna be just like F1 where I say the movie is fine and she can’t handle that I don’t think it’s the worst thing ever even though I don’t really praise it much either

    2. I mean

      it's still pretentious like a motherfucker

      I can't say it wasn't fun though

  682. This is now the third piece of media I've liked in the last quarter that heavily involved sheep. Are we in sheepmagedon?

    1. I legit had a dream once I was a freelance journalist and wrote an article about sheering in “Sheep! monthly” magazine and the cover just had a sheep nawing on grass.

    2. The ruling class isn't being subtle. They're calling you all sheeple

  686. TThe Real question we should be asking ourselves: Is Sheep Detectives a better movie than the Odyssey? Genuinely a hard question for me lol

  687. But then the new Dune trailer played before the Odyssey and I was like "now this is what kino be like"

    1. You gotta be a dead on the inside bastard to not enjoy Hail Mary

  697. Waiting for my goth friend to answer what made her like FF7s characters since she never played the games. She said it was a niche reason so I'm curious

      1. Are you saying cloud is hot or my goth friend is? She gay so you might have a chance

  698. It also showed the trailer to Coyote vs. Acme

    also art

    1. The idea of this movie is so good. I fucking love the concept of a court case against all the Acme products that didn’t work lol. Any live action/animated cross over is a banger like Osmosis Jones

      2. Bro I just saw Osmosis Jones on one of the apps. It was hilarious hovering over the thumbail and then the images just changes to Bill Murray eating some random shit lmao

  700. You can tell dizzy is my cat because he'll stare at the wall or ceiling

  702. I know I will adore that movie to death

    I still rewatch Harvey Birdman yearly

  704. but to answer Francis

    MAYBE Greek The Martian won't sweep all of the awards

    Timmy's Jihad will be a thorn for it

  708. I heard the new minions was good. I hope mama watches it and karma does too so I can know their opinions

      1. I also saw Mike Myers cat in the hat and that is a weird af movie

  713. Between Dune 1 and Odyssey, Zendaya has the easiest paychecks in Hollywood

    1. I'm taking my nephew so I didn't go alone. He doesn't give a shit about spidey but likes seeing movies

        1. I don't like going alone tbh. Mainly because a lotta theaters are in casinos here and they're too fucking loud and I get overwhelmed

          1. To me it feels really freeing to go alone and I like to imagine that people who see me go alone think I’m some kind of hot shot movie critic

  716. She did less in The Odyssey than Timbaland in that OneRepublic song

  717. I think you 3 will be a great ship amd sephiroth will be jealous

  723. I hope mama is okay. She's probably sad because harby didn't compliment her tattoos

    1. He just opened his hand up and then swung in into Paul's face vigorously. It seems complicated but mechanically it's actually quite simple.

    2. He just opened his hand up and then swung in into Paul's face vigorously. It seems complicated but mechanically it's actually quite simple.

      1. Well he has two. One is Korean traditional food that is called Zzan and he has a Vietnamese/French bakery called Paradise.

          1. His Korean food is amazing. I have been to his other place but only for breakfast. Never been for dinner. Just for the pastries which were amazing

  735. She has probably wondered why the lawn never gets mowed so I assume she at least suspects.

  739. DK, what I was gonna say when I said “Dk” earlier was

    This your warning shot BAWWWWWW!

  750. I can’t help I’m a slightly effeminate man in a very effeminate man’s body

  756. My goth friend sent me an image of cloud cross dressing as tifa and I don't like

  759. Omg franky Salah looks to be going to Besiktas. You can see the king now

  762. at werk, gotta count the register, plan the day and open up the store.
    Bi

  769. Trump calling out Tuchel’s tactics is surely a career low for Tommy T

    1. I relapsed 🙁 drinking too much soda again. Been very stressed and been binge drinking soda

      1. It helps with my stress since won't have therapy until august

        2. You will have no money left in no time if you keep this up. 10 cans per day is literal insanity

    1. As in , he's jumping onto me to jump to something else. He's not using me as social media

  784. Morgan Rogers isn’t worth 70 million let alone 120. Chelsea truly does not give a fuck if they go bankrupt seemingly.

  786. IIt's Gonna be nowhere near Odyssey level, but seeing Toy Story 5 tonight

      1. IIt's Way too expensive to see movies your meh on multiple times lol. I know the reason but still

  787. Other thing I like about new AC4 (we need to stop humoring Ubisoft with the name, it's AC4): no optional objectives in the main story

  790. How long until someone does a Youtube montage of the Odyssey movie to the music of Super Mario Odyssey

  791. Dammit, the air quality is apparently still garbage outside. I wanted to go out on a hike or something. Stupid Canada fires

  792. Karma, there are diverging plot changes (bear in mind I don't give a shit even though I am a weeaboo for ancient Greece)

    – Odysseus has two children with Circe and that is how he gets her to help him
    – It is Hermes who saves Odysseus from Calypso
    – The ending revolving around moving a bed (granted, that shit wouldn't be very kino)
    – Athena isn't an overly passive and useless bitch, intervening at the end to avoid a civil war
    – Mentor is actually Athena in disguise, teaching Telemacus
    – Charybdis isn't just a whirlpool, it's kind of a Sarlacc monster
    – Some other minor bullshit but again, who cares

    1. It is one bit ofnm the story that I thought was changed too much

  797. But all she did was cry a bit. She was obscenely passive

  798. I get the intention of humanizing the impact of the Trojan War but like… Athena was one of the dickheads throwing gasoline in the fire in the myth lol…

    she gave the idea for the horse lol

    1. And probably why my family and friends all still just call him Shane

  801. Where did the Elliot Page playing Achilles thing come in btw? Fakest fucking ragebait I've ever seen lol

  802. But now, for real

    Polyphemus aside, the CG was really bad

  804. The tentacles and how god damn shiny the cannibals' armors were

    1. TThe Armor was shiny but I think that was the point. Cylon energy

  808. One faucet down- now union coffee break- then other faucet, then drains 😇

  810. Haime happy Dominik Szoboszlai 5 year extension weekend to those who celebrate! 🥳

      1. Next vice captain, future captain right there. Fr I’m so hyped. He’s commited his prime years to us. Will be 30 when it expires

  813. Can’t scroll down, spoikers for a book that was written during the age of the dinosaurs

  816. I think only Gala or Fener have the mondy for this shenanigan

  818. Their entire fanbase was singing to sign Mo during Trossard’s unveiling lol so now surely they have to do it

  822. You knos what this movie needed? Danny DeVito as Phillocteles

      2. will probably be my third or fourth favorite movie of the year

  826. My absolute favorite part about this game is the screenshots that are shared over the community over the map and where you took it. There’s some genuinely amazing absolute cinema shots and then there are fucking feet pics lmao

  827. I need to travel to Greece again

    4 days in Athens wasn't enough

          2. Don’t get Connor. It looks awful on Edward. He’s too small for it. I saw the pics. 3000 keys wasted

  831. Is there anything the Academy loves more than movies glazing cinema history?

  834. Idk if they purposedly 'nerfed' mortars and heavy shots. I mean mortars are still powerful is just they delayed the attack.

    1. That’s nice because I play on hard and actually stand a chance to dodge them now. Anyway, I managed to take a 4 gun towered fort by using mortars so they still powerful

  836. Francisco

    can Obsession win anything besides Best Actress

  839. My opinion about these stupid fees is seeming pretty correct right about now. This shit is absolutely killing the quality of the Prem.

  840. Remember when Prime CR7 going to Madrid from United was like the biggest transfer fee ever? That feels so quaint these days

  841. Do we care about the third place game? Obviously I don’t want Mbappe to get any more goals/assists so Messi can get the Golden Boot but I’m sure England will just let him lol

    1. Dunky, the players don’t care about the fucking third place game, why would we?

    1. Liteeally anybody else is available to make one. It’s not my job

  846. Dunkey, it’s not gonna be some fun goal fest. Perez would have Infantino and Duschamps assassinated if Mbappe got hurt in this meaningless game right before pre-season.

  847. I now think Odyssey sounds excellent based on what you guys have said

    1. It’s at the very least solid, mama was trippin acting like it was the worst thing ever

    2. Yamal’s mom is really weird when it comes to Nolan. I get the female character writing is usually terrible from Nolan and always has been but she acts like his movies are Michael Bay level awful.

    3. Yamal’s mom is really weird when it comes to Nolan. I get the female character writing is usually terrible from Nolan and always has been but she acts like his movies are Michael Bay level awful.

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