1 thoughts on “RH: World Cup Final Edition”

  2. Kids will probably be watching it in class for decades to come. You can tell your grandkids about seeing the premiere in IMAX 70mm.

    2. Bruh, teachers show movies in class when they’re hungover on a monday. This movie is fucking 3 hours long

  5. Seriously.
    Going to the movies nowadays is worth for the Dune trailer alone

          1. Probably, but we going to london / france spring break so figured I try then

  17. If Tuchel puts Mainoo in now and he gets hurt I’m actually gonna burn Big Ben down

  19. Can Tuchel be deported after the inevitable loss to France?

  22. Tuchel is like the onlu person to coach Bayern in the last 15 years and not win a league title every season. He came 2nd in a 1 team league. Even fucking Kovac who is coaching Spartak Moscow won the Bundesliga by double digits.

  25. Dawg this commentary is so funny with how seriously they're taking this game lol

  35. JJust Waiting for my shift to start. They called me in today

  41. I really wish I didn't get zionist bullshit in my mail. Been going on for like 2-3 years.
    Barely bother reading any of it but i swear it's some of the most insane and racist shit.
    I'd call them to tell them to leave me alone, but I don't want them having my new phone number too.

    I hope my mail person doesn't think I'm a zionist…

  42. Tomorrow’s final is going to suck after that. It was going to suck anyway since it’s a final but it’s going to suck donkey dick after that

  43. I gotta remember to unfollow Haaland on ig. Now that the world cup is over tomorrow it’s just going to be Man City content 🤮🤮🤮

  45. I got the urge to rewatch the Rocky 4 montage again for no particular reason. Why is that set up like an AMV?

  46. Toy Story 5 was alright. I think people tale these movies too seriously when 3 was just so good

    1. You couldn’t come up with a more perfect ending for a franchise than you can with Toy Story 3. Disney is just milking this shit

  47. AApparently The universe had a reason for me watching the Rocky 4 montage

  48. I get that but as someone who was obsessed with it growing up I don't really see an issue with it

  51. Yamal’s mom is really watching Liga MX after watching 3 of the best teams in Europe lol

  54. Also, I don't think any mods are here and it's been a few years since we've made one, but can we make a spoiler thread for Spider-Man Brand New Day when it comes out, and Avengers DoomsDay later in the year as well?

    2. Brotha, I’m a be real with you, just spoiler tag your comment. We don’t have enough traffic to justify a whole thread for movies that realistically, 6 people here actually give a shit about

    1. I have said this before but I once got ghe highest grade on a paper in high school for comparing Harold and Kumar go to White Castle to the classic Greek hero myth

    2. I have said this before but I once got ghe highest grade on a paper in high school for comparing Harold and Kumar go to White Castle to the classic Greek hero myth

  56. Nothing randomly pisses me off more than people being disingenuous about the point scale in reviews. If the Odyssey is a 4/10 then every movie not made as well as it needs to be like a 1 and now that seems kinda ridiculous.

  57. Times like these really reignited my desire to leave the cuntry because the people are beyond saving.

  59. My kid really wanted more of those Ooshies things so I got Black Flag today. Hopefully they haven't removed too much stuff from it, the stealth missions never really bothered me much. Same with the modern day stuff.

  60. I really need to watch more movies again, haven't had a movie night in a few years now.

    1. I haven’t felt the same about cinema since seeing the masterpiece that was The Bye Bye Man

  62. Should I use that free ticket to go watch the new Seth Rogen movie

  64. I will need a video montage of Argentinean kids crying at the stadium to the sound of Macarena

  65. Oppenheimer and The Wind Rises are both so effective because they're anti war without any war.

  66. People don't understand that the 90s and early 2000s were only a mini golden age because of China and we're going to be stuck with low quality goods and soulless interior design forever. Our preferences never changed.

  70. Forget the Iliad, what I really want is a Moby Dick movie with a soundtrack by Mastodon.

    and the climax battle to the sound of Blood and Thunder

        1. Imagine Blood and Thunder playing when Ahab is fighting Moby Dick with large waves and thunderstorms

  71. But I’m not gonna review Odyssey though I don’t think. Unless I have a lot to say

    1. Why are you making writing a review sound like you're being forced to write the next great american novel

      1. Because I’m bored and makjng it a bit lol. Do you know me or no.

  72. But Satirical what do you when a few negative aspects outweigh everything else the movie might've had going for it? That's why I can't tolerate Demon Slayer or BNHA but conversely Fate/Apocrypha is pretty good overall despite being garbage.

  73. Like if the Odyssey is a 2/10 then what is something like The Bye Bye Man that doesn’t even function on a base level of filmmaking, a -5? A movie made as competently as a Nolan film cannot be a 2 because then you have nowhere to put movies that don’t even function as movies well.

  74. Like if the Odyssey is a 2/10 then what is something like The Bye Bye Man that doesn’t even function on a base level of filmmaking, a -5? A movie made as competently as a Nolan film cannot be a 2 because then you have nowhere to put movies that don’t even function as movies well.

    1. You can make anything a 2 if you really feel it’s a 2. Opinions are opinions. They’re not fact. Just because there are worse movies doesn’t mean anything. A review is one person’s opinion.

      1. My point is that if you give The Odyssey a 4/10 because the “dialog gives me the ick” then what the fuck is a 2/10? Again, the scale should not be subjective, the opinion is.

        IMO something that is below a 4 should be something that is so fundementally broken it’s unsalvagable. 5/6 is a good score for a well made movie that has things that ruin it for you.

        1. The numbers ultimately mean nothing. You’re putting too much stock on fake numbers. If I think batman and Robin is half point out of 10 it doesn’t matter because that’s my opinion. It’s a movie that did what they wanted and was made competently. But to me it’s that bad. You’re too anal retentive about this

    1. Satty just has to set up someone having q WordPress account to make a thread

    1. I wanna write my thoughts on the og ff7 but also don’t think anyone will read it except skankstain and not key

        1. I am. I know it looks ugly nowadays but it shaped a lotta of my tastes

        2. I massively prefer the original. I always sound like a mega boomer but the remakes don’t capture the same feel. Especially Remake part 1. The whole game is about Midgar and they don’t even do the destruction of it as good as the original. And Sephiroth shows up like he’s a jealous boyfriend every 5 minutes. It ruins his build up as a villain

        3. Final fantasy VII made me love jrpgs. It also made me like giant swords. Made me always choose great swords in monster hunter.

          2. The difference being you are actually a good writer and have comedic chops

  77. Honestly need to grab the Dark Souls Trilogy at some point after playing Demons Souls

  78. My GF texted me “I liked the one day with no baseball better. I actually got to see you.” Lol

      1. She’s just joking but it’s true. I be out in the yard listening to baseball while I work (unless it was the FF8 soundtrack like the other day.)

      1. This character was such a fucking tank. When I fought Freja, I tanked her lazer attack and it did like 1/8th of my health bar. Absolute unit

        1. When I get a new mic I should stream me dying in dark souls 2

      2. This character was such a fucking tank. When I fought Freja, I tanked her lazer attack and it did like 1/8th of my health bar. Absolute unit

        1. I’ve always wanted to do a parody of a Hallmark movie honestly. It would be funny for a bit to be that the montage of them falling in love was just in his head lol

      1. I actually never saw it other than the scene with the line gobble gobble it's turkey time

  87. I do actually wanna see the odyssey but I don't think I'll go to the theater because anxiety and also I don't want to spend on ubers

    1. Obsession is the hit thing now watch that. Although I guess now that Odyssey is out it’s time in the sun is done

  94. DP shirt idea
    In frank we trust
    let me be frank
    Who's yo mama de yamal

  98. Yeah it's on the streaming service peacock. Also known as The Cock

    1. When the bathrooms are full my two oldest nephews pee in the backyard

        1. I just keep it in until a bathroom is available. They tell me just pee outside

  102. Tom Cruise and a boxing presenter

    the USA is a culture black hole I swear

  104. My uncle is here cheering for Argentina

    I have never wanted to punch someone as much as now

    2. I remember when Fifa used to demand all WC stadiums being roofed

  112. If you want a real estate tip, invest in Tennessee. That’s the next tax haven state the tech bros are gonna fuck up after Texas gets too expensive.

  117. Neighbor eants me to Come over for the world cup final but I don’t feel like cooking and I know I’m gonna end up cooking

        1. Loud, kinda obnoxious, usually at least a little racist, their sports teams cheat but they’re extremely defensive and passionate about where they’re from

        1. You should try a tomato mozzarella one or multiple cheeses. There’s so many amazing ones that don’t contain meat

          3. If I ever visit Finland I'll try the multiple cheeses one

    1. I know. I'm saying the only way I'll try it is if I visit and we all eat pizza

      1. Try at home. Eating one single flavor is so boring and it gets incredibly bland. Not for you because you don’t know anything else. That is why it’s for your best interest to widen your horizons.

        1. My therapist said it's normal for autistic people to eat the sams stuff

          1. Yes it is. And it will HELP to try to get out of that mindset

  127. I feel heartbroken seeing Ronaldo on camera meeting Trump

    and I mean our Ronaldo. The good one. Or at least the formerly good one.

    1. He’s been a sellout for a long time. Also kept trying to make Gaby Jesus a thing

  131. and now my uncle just said that the Falklands should be argentinean

  133. I know what diki has to try out next when he loses a bet for beating Mass Effect before 2099

    1. I'm not eating Dave. I like hannibal but I'm not a cannibal

          2. I don't care for Italian pizza because of the phenomena called the pizza effect.

  136. Hate to say it but Rodri might be the best overall DM I’ve ever seen.

  142. Yammamoto and Ohtani are punks who should be treated like Kevin Durant was. These guys could have been icons in other cities but nobody gives a fuck about a good player on the Dodgers.

  149. The only player to get hurt for this shit team is the one on United.

    1. Because getting your acl torn on a freak play doesn’t mean somebody is always injured.

        1. I’m saying before. People act like getting two ligiment injuries is “injury prone” like anybody getting their knee stepped on while it’s planted wouldn’t end the same.

  155. International football is so low quality. I’m sorry but the average bottom tier PL game has more intensity than this

  156. Jesus we gave up a complete game. I get its Yamambozo but fuck this garbage ass offense. Fire Trashcan

    1. I’m sorry but roberts announcing before the game that the second game of the double header would be a bullpen game only for the Yankees to then make them use zero relievers in the first game is the most Boone shit ever lmao

      1. This offense fucking sucks. We got Volpe, McMahon and Wells in the lineup nearly every day. We're not doing shit this year

  157. So they fucking lied. It’s not 17 min break it’s 2fucking5

  159. Oh no I'm missing the half time show this is the worst day ever 😭

  170. All they needed was Shakira shaking that thang and that’s it

  172. I hope harby breaks my neck and whispers wade into the quiet of the stream to me

    1. One thing I have to give points for. This is an actual functioning team unlike the brits do

        1. He didn't have to do shit. Ball barely reached him

    3. Vozinha
      Cucurella, Cubarsi, Saliba, Porro
      Rodri, Bellingham, Olise
      Messi, Haaland, Mbappe

  174. They had to extend the half time for that piece of shit?

  176. Showing top 3 goals and that Cape Verde one against these cheats 😮‍💨

  185. Guys I have something to admit. I don't think I like soccey

    1. I'm sure it'll make me a fan when Argentina cheats and wins

  200. Ferran who doesn’t deserve his last name. Gg, congratz Messi on another cup

  206. Spain seems to be dominating but they don’t know how to put ball in net

  208. Where is that so called Messi fella they talk about

  210. WWhat Does it mean? Explain like I'm a really dumb 2 year old

  213. I told my sister's husband to root for Argentina because every team he roots for loses and he said he'd rather Spain lose than root for Argentina

  216. Argentina is gonna win. They're gonna pull of some demon magic in the last 10 minutes

  227. IIs It better with commentary I understand or would it be the same experience

  228. Argentina is getting bodied man. They're gonna get the flukiest of goals

  231. This world cup was kind of underwhelming DK. Last time was a lot better.

    1. France vs Argentina 2022 will probably be the best soccer game I ever see

      1. This by default is the best soccey match I've seen since this is the most I watched

  246. EEven My nephews nazi girlfriend is against Argentina. She's a weird nazi

  253. Since we're at MetLife this might as well be a Cardinals vs Jets game rn

  256. How many more fouls he needs to do before getting the red

  264. Would have been legendary but these shits gonna grind this to penalties

  279. Suddenly I don’t seem so insane for saying all this is rigged af

    2. Sati shut the fuck up you’re not special with your opinion

  280. TThis Is kinda making me not like soccer. Argentina is nWo and everyone else is wcw. Argentina will never get their comeuppance and the refs help them win. This is what killed wcw

    1. Not even VAR. they called it kn the field so it can’t be VAR checked

    2. Didn’t even need the VAR with the ref and his lighting reflexes to save their ass

  287. They're not winning lol. But if they did it would be like legit holy shit for me

  289. I’m not watching the rest of this. Even if they win this shit is fake as fuck

  292. This is like watching a La Liga game. Legitimately rather watch Burnley vs Norwich

  295. This shit is so fucking la liga coded. Every single touch is just people screaming like they got shot. How can anybody watch this shit

  296. That shove wouldn’t have knocked me over let alone an elite athlete.

  298. Otamendi starts diving before the contact lol. What is this call

  314. Just pass back and forth for 15 minutes with like Pedri or something

    1. He's been possessed by the ghost of his late father Fernando for one day

    1. We should all make our pfps one piece characters. You can he nico robin

  324. Maybe the Bluetooth thing is real and it took the ball from him

    1. Anything that close should be given. Ridiculous that an ear being offside is deemed an advantage

    2. It retroactively sucked the soul out off the entire tournament

          1. I lost the bet. Like icarus I flew too close to the sun and my hubris was my undoing

  358. It's fine to lose when you're outmatched but that was embarassing from Argentina

    1. HHH cooked with this booking. Made Argentina a monster heel that didn’t get their comeupance and then they get embarassed in the final

      Bravo Hunter

    1. Losing 10-0 but actually trying to score and not playing dirty would've been a better defeat

  361. Paredes is such a little bitch. Ban him for that for several games

  366. WWhere Do I even start. To quote Clark Kent in man of steel, the world is too big

  370. I want to take this momentum and actually learn and watch soccer more, what leagues do I watch now

          1. I don’t know I just found a random wheel spin what are the actual teams lmao

        2. They got caught for spying and were kept in the second division lol. So you can go again

  385. Man I will REJOICE when I see Cucurella talk about Paella

  386. Time to watch the Yankees get 1 hit later tonight as Yarbrough gives up 7 runs in 2 innings

  388. Mboopi won golden boot for UCL, World Cup and La Liga and won none of them

  391. Car racing next?
    Dahell redneckedness is that?
    Oh wait… fox

  400. Dunk is a Chelsea guy. Miami Heat is kind of an NBA Chelsea

  405. after the whistle had blown ref gave him a red card because he went to punch some dudes

  406. now… if the Spanish fans could just boo Trump when he shows up…

  407. Like Spain were winners and celebrating and he went in there arms swinging

  410. Better than any other league in South America and North America, maybe just except Brazil's

  411. HHarby spike says don't watch soccer. Like I didn't get him a birthday gift so kinda gotta listen

  414. Raul plays on the second division of England (kinda like a minor league)

  417. I really really need a video of Argentinean kids crying after this match, to the sound of the Macarena

    1. I mentioned you saying that you wanted to see the Argentinian kids crying and my sister's husband laughed and when we saw crying he said tell your friend

  423. Mbappe won it last time even though he lost and he looked so sad.

  437. Trump had to shake the hand of a guy named Mohammed

  438. My sister's husband said I'm good luck and why Spain won. Praise me

  441. The ref stood on tippy toes so he didn’t look short in pictures 😂😂

  444. He didn't make a single save today and still won the golden glove.

  448. Give him the ballon d’or. I just don’t want kane to win

  452. Rodri and Messi are the only players to ever win the world cup, ballon dor and world cup MVP

      1. And he’s washed now. He was a monster before Arsenal blew his ACL

  459. 90% of these dudes like Trump or don’t care. Don’t kid yourself

  460. When you stop and think

    Spain won the world cup without a single Real Madrid player

  470. Rodri winning the golden ball felt like a MASSIVE stretch

    1. Nah, he’s consistently one of the best plaayers in every match even if he isn’t getting huge counting stats. Just in the game today he made 4 or 5 fantastic interceptions that lead directly back to chances.

  472. I don't think Spain's players are right wing? At the very least not guys like Yamal and Nico Williams

    2. Spain isn’t right wing at all because of their pretty recent fascist regime but I wouldn’t be shocked if 99% of the players didn’t
      Give a shit about American politics

  475. Trump looking like a senile grandpa lost in the market

  479. Fabian Ruiz won the world cup, Uber Eats ligue and UCL. Mr ballon dor.

  482. All of Real’s best players are dudes from other countries who ran their contract down to go play for them lol

  486. Yamal has won every possible international tournament already and he’s not even able to drink in America yet lol

  487. AAll I'm saying is trump looks like a bloated corpse kept alive by dark magic

    1. Excuse me that is 8% body fat ELITE BODY BUILDER Donald J Trump.

      1. Like I don't believe in reptilians but I absolutely believe trump made some faustian bargain and is a walking corpse

  488. I don't wanna watch soccey where do I watch premier league etc

  489. Bro, when Spain scored

    felt like Brazil had scored

    1. Spain and Brazil holding hands together while lifting the trophy

      1. Best I can do is listening to Sketches of Spain by Miles Davis

    2. You have to remember that the knly truly competetive leagues are Italy and England. The rest have a massive monopoly/duopoly where one team wins most of the leagues

      1. This is why if you're a casual fan you're better off just watching the UCL

    3. I would say yes. Because the Premier League is getting a bit bureaucratic

  497. McTominay is a god there. So is Pulisic. May I remind you.

  498. Yeah but it’s competitive garbage. There’s 3 or 4 teams that are ok usually. La Liga is unwatchable, the ball is in play for like 12 minutes of every 90

    1. if you want competitive garbage then watch the Brazilian league. There is always like 12 title contenders, teams full of "hey I forgot that player exists", and shenanigans

      1. Why does she sleep there when her bed is literally right there

  501. Dunk. Maybe the best entry point for you will be the UEFA Champions League (the european competition).

    1. Yessir. Best placed teams of all euro leagues last season

  507. I think I’m gonna try to post my Final Fantasy I-III review today

  508. Probably gonna be a normie move but I guess I’ll default to Barcelona since I’m a big Messi guy

    2. When they say Barca is broke, it’s a lie. They can always pull a lever

  509. My mouth is watering just thinking of having that spicy Italian sausage in my mouth

    1. I love when you take a bite and it sprays you in the mouth

        1. Most of the rules are straightforward. Except offsides. And handball… and penalties…

      2. I actually mean like where do I watxh it. Who do I follow. When does stuff happen. I don't know

  512. Also Dunkey, trades rarely happen. You mostly just pay fees for players. Some players have release clauses where you can trigger the amount and they have to sell them. For example Yamal’s releawe clause is one billion lol

  513. The memes are amazing so far.
    Brazilian internet never disappoints

        1. People are saying that Jimmy is a strong guy. Very powerful. So powerful. Not like that selfish satty always stealing suffering succotash

    1. Yeah all la liga teams have to have those so barca just decided to make it a fuck off tag. They used to have 200 million for Neymar and no one was crazy enough to spend it until PSG with their blood money did

    1. Look… it's not like watching Artetaball is better

      1. If you want a bit of flair, La Liga
        If you want the better players, Premier League
        if you want the best games, Champions League
        If you want anarchy, Brazilian league

  525. My sister's husband said how can harby watxh more than one league. His heart is only with Mexico

    1. Every Liga Mx game I’ve watched is constantly trying to cross to a dude who is as tall as I was in 5th grade.

    1. My work mate leads the second division now. It’s super hype

  527. Yeah that lego hair has ruined everything. If they don’t change the corner rules fuck me

  528. I think some of the teams aren't even fully professional

  530. They went to Kotka and 1-0 penaltied all 3 points home and took the lead

  531. MLS is ok until you see the goalies and then it’s MASSIVE pain peko

  532. Premier League is worthless now since the biggest talisman oeft

  533. To copy a commwnt on his first goal’s youtube video “Zlatan was the first time football was played in the Us” lol

  534. Stop being insecure. Looking at a picture doesn’t make you gay unless you like what you see and then that’s ok

  535. My goth friend said I need to stop apologizing and that she knows I have good intentions and to just relax

    1. Might be some truth to it when everyone keeps saying it mate

    1. I apologized like 3 times because I mentioned something and it upset her because her ptsd. She said it wasn't my fault but I felt bad

  542. I need to sleep and fix my pattern now that football is over

  543. Lol my neighbor asked me if I’d rather Argentina win or the Dodgers win and I said “just sever my conciousness from this mortal realm at that point”

  546. The problem is no one will tell you when you're actually bothering them because no one says what they really mean

  549. I’ve been getting called gay my entire life harby, like I care

  556. RRemember Apple? 10 years ago when she was really annoyed she would say dude a lot. She doesn't do that now though as far as I know

    1. ReRemember when y9u had matching pfps? You were mewtwo with a flower thing on the head and she was mew with the flower thing?

  562. I think a big problem I have is I'm very stubborn and get told things a lot and don't listen because I have this ideal of the person I wanna be and that makes me stupid. Like I need to listen to friends more. I don't wannabe like Ed and the stripper

  566. I've grown in some ways but I've kinda been stuck on some stuff that I really should have been better with. Today helped me see that

      1. What do you think is the most interesting period in Japanese history?

        1. That's hard because after WW2 is a fascinating time. Because of the rebuilding and modernization and ending up making a lotta tech. But the time with oda nobunaga was also a crazy time and the unification of Japan. But I also always found the period with the shinsengumi interesting. But I'll say the rise of nobunaga was

          1. I was just asking because Sengoku is obviously the most culturally popular period in Japan as well but I found out they're obsessed with random Edo shoguns in the 18th century and it dominates a lot of their live action TV even though there was no war. I don't know much about it.

          2. I think for tv it just helps making political dramas. I think it's a good period to make dramas about

  570. I think Ferran Torres scoring a world cup winning goal is too far. That’s breaking thw simulation

  571. What a Harb wants
    What a harb needs
    Whatever makes you harrrrbyyyy

    1. I tried to make boharbian rhapsody. Though also thought it could be bohemian harbsody

  574. “Congratulations to the team, the coaching staff and our player Marc Cucurella” lmao Perez is so fucking funny.

  576. Isolationism gets a bad reputation because of Meiji propaganda but the country ran perfectly fine and there was zero war. It was probably the most peaceful era in human history.

    Its also interesting how they could've probably conquered Asia if they wanted to because the ruler of Southern China (who was half Japanese) was begging them to intervene against the Qing and they had unlimited silver (basically oil money) and hundreds of thousands of veteran troops and complete naval dominance and they just said nope because war is bad.

  578. I hope harby is dreaming a dream like inception. But like with vegan pizza

  580. FFunny How my friend and me love FF7Remake and he has the exact opposite opinion of satty on a lot of it

  581. I should ask my atomic friend if he likes final fantasy VII

    1. After you do that you should get Cloud to do it in the game too.

      1. Absolutely. But I pull it off better than cloud. I'm slaying

  584. Nobletiger against the bullpen Dodgers lmao. Trash ass team. But what else is new in the Cashman/Boone era

      1. I feel bad because I didn't like either of them like I was expecting to but Sheep Detectives was much more offensive to me personally.

        1. I wanna ask why but I also don't wanna get spoiled so I'll stay curious

      2. I’m gonna watch Sheep Detectives with the neighbor probably next week so that’s gonna wait

  589. If this dumb fuck doesn't get 2 new bats by tomorrow this team isn't serious. Two super winnable games against the Dodgers and you can't score more than a fucking run against a >5 ERA pitcher and a bullpen game. Fuck this trash ass franchise

  590. The fact that someone was able to walk into a franchise as dysfunctional as the Knicks to rebuild everything and win a championship within 6 years should embarrass the Yankees tbh. This fraud GM has been in charge longer than I've been alive and he hasn't been able to win shit in the last 17 years with no salary cap and as much brand swagger as you could get. It says something when I have more faith in the Giants to turn it around

    1. The Knicks got really fucking lucky that they got 3 core players that other teams were too cheap to pay and had a reputation as “not the guy” and managed to make a winner out of it.

      Baseball is not like that. You cannot have 3 good players and win in baseball. Ohtani and Trout won a grand total of zero playoff games together. Buying a bunch of B tier garbage off the trade block like last season does nothing. The fact you went into a season with a guy who only is a major leaguer because of his glove at 3rd is shocking when you can trade for a much better 3rd baseman. Every prospect should be up for grabs except Lombard.

      1. Leon Rose built the entire starting 5 that won a ring by signing Brunson in FA when nobody thought about him and traded for everyone else. In the modern NBA thats pretty damn difficult, especially since at the time everyone questioned those trades outside of Hart. I know baseball is very different but this dude has a top 5 hitter in history in Judge, a playoff demon in Stanton, a Cy Young winner in Cole and probably another Cy Young winner in Schlittler and he can't build a deep enough lineup with no salary cap and a name as iconic as the Yankees. Its insane. I still remember in 23 when we had Bader, Calhoun, a washed LeMahieu and Rizzo and a bunch of nobodies in the lineup. Crazy

  591. I thought Rodri was probably going to win after their game against France but people are not happy with the decision.

    1. He is consistantly one of the best players on the pitch. Like I said, he won’t get counting stats but he literally broke up play about 5 times today as one of the last men and consistently started counters. He was superb today.

    2. he was good today but that entire French front three deserved a golden ball before him

      1. Rodri is why Spain is able to keep the ball so well because they can push everyone forward and specifically keep their forwards wide and cause midfield overloadw with fullbacks because they can be confident he’ break up counters either with interceptions or with somehow not getting carded for obvious professional fouls.

        1. I get it. But what those three Frenchmen did before losing to Spain was god damn surreal. Even while losing to England yesterday they were still out of this goddamn world.

          1. or even Bellingham. Mothefucker hard carried England on his back

  592. I cannot believe I actually got downvoted on the United sub for saying that City won the transfer window just by signing Rodri. I’ve never been more sure a DM was going to be a star than him.

  593. I was walking home and a bunch of kids on scooters drove by absolutely blasting a minecraft parody song on their speaker lol

      1. They are everywhere down here. All the kids at the school ride them and it’s so annoying because you can’t see them at night

        1. A bunch of like 11 or 9 year old on scooters all kept trying to kick me and they all missed.

  599. Imagine if you got AOC but turns out she's an absolute scumbag who only cares about herself yet the people praise her as the future. This is what I'm dealing with with this fucking politician / celeb.

  600. I swear the parkour stuff gets worse every AC game. It's like they are using an AI to just guess what it thinks you want to do.

    "Hmm, you could be jumping onto that haystack that is specifically designed to jump into safely from high towers, or you could be committing suicide by jumping a couple of inches to the right of said haystack. You have seemed a little bit down lately so I'm going to go with suicide, that's unfortunate".

  601. Dare I say Tom Holland was good and not just Tom Holland like in every single one of his roles

    1. I don't think he was AWFUL but… eh… he got outacted by everyone else

  602. the really weird thing is that Nolan hasn't decided to cast Michael Caine in a role in the movie

    1. Nolan's muse not being in a Nolan movie just makes no sense

  604. the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Argentinean kids are crying

  605. if I was sad, I am not anymore, and don't even remember why

  606. I will not sink a single spanish sail on this glorious day

    1. my Cucurella shirt doesn't feel that maligned nowadays

    1. is RDJ really going to speak with a shit Polish accent all movie long

    2. this will be an interesting not-day-one viewing for me since this is clearly not Dune 3

          1. not gonna lie his videos about his autistic son got me

    1. and start counting how many Oscars my lovely canuck Denis will steal from Nolan (don't at me Frank)

  611. I don't have anything against Marvel but their trailers all look the same

  612. So wait, they’re inteoducing X-Men, introducing Dr Doom and also bringing back (at least some) of the original avengers cast we haven’t seen in like 8 years. In one movie? Yeah that won’t be an overlong mess

    2. Yes. It's not like people just got tired of capeshit etc. Marvel just botched their handling of the IP. How did Kevin Feige allow this to happen? Everyone thought he was a genius.

      1. Because they thought they could do what they did before Infinity War forever IE just keep pumping out mid origin stories and underperforming sequels and it would magically make money. But people don’t actually care about the MCU, they care about the core group of characters they built up for a decade and that arc.

        The new arc has nothing to attatch to. There isn’t a single actor that I feel embodies thier character like the original core Avengers, specifically Tony and Cap do. Is anybody excited about Tom Holland’s Spider-Man meeting an assassin played by a girl that realistically I could pick up and throw like a rag doll?

    3. last MCU movie I saw was Deadpool x Wolverine

      I know fuckall since then

      I thought Gambit had died in it?

      1. He did but he was popular so it wasn’t this earth’s version of him or whatever because the multiverse shit makes everything pointless

        1. but then, if Patrick Stewart Xavier is in it, shouldn't Gambit be whoever the fuck played him in Origins Wolverine?

          1. Look, I don’t write this shit bro. I wish I did because I’d be rich for no reason

      1. Ok now I genuinely don’t remember what the last one I saw was lol

          2. Ok, this was actually the last I saw. It felt way longer than 3 years ago

  615. I never talked about it at the time because I didn’t have the energy to argue about it but Deadpool and Wolverine was genuinely a miserable experience and would have been the jump the shark moment for the MCU if Love and Thunder hadn’t already jumped multiple members of the phylum Chordata

  616. Yamal's little brother is making me not hate him anymore

    1. I don’t get why you’d hate Yamal. I’m sorry but if you were that famous and rich at 18 you’d probably do a lot of stupid prick shit too

  617. those videos are so goddamn adorable, that kid is the real MVP

  618. I remember marathoning the MCU when I used to frequent here all the time. Haven't watched any of them bar Spider-Man since Phase 3 ended.

      1. If it makes you feel any better, Argentina ain’t getting any more calls witn Messi gone lol.

    1. Eh, I’m not that eager to see it. I’ve got a lot of work to do here.

      1. You’re not that busy you don’t have 3h for a movie and back

  624. buddy the problem isn't called Lionel Messi, the problem is called Chiqui Tapia (look it up)

      1. the money comes from the association. That Tapia guy makes Infantino look like Mother Teresa

        1. he's the guy who invented a trophy just for Di Maria to lift something last season, and randomly decided that the 9th placed team in the Argentinean league would qualify for the Libertadores when 4th to 8th weren't

  625. the winner's parade is gonna happen so

    I'm salivating for a new cu-cu-cu-curella se come una paella

  626. Yeah but my cousin has work and I could go see it by myself but why would I

      1. Because it was two separate thoughts? I am seeing it Friday because my cousin is off and I’m also not in a hurry to see it because I have stuff to do

  627. I don’t care about seeing movies by myself but if I can go with people why wouldn’t I?

    1. I had no one to go to the Odyssey with

      gf would never bother doing so

  629. Also, I think I might commit sudoku if I have to hear RDJ talk in a Polish accent for an entire movie.

      1. No clue I’m guessing it’ll just be a social media post. Heat are the favorites.

  632. also, for real

    the moment I saw the fucking Muppets playing Seven Nation Army yesterday, I thought I was having an LSD trip

    2. They are on rock n roll r coaster now- rode it like 4 times

  635. Ohtani isn’t pitching again this season. This is why people need to pump the breaks on calling him the GOAT. His body cannot hold up to pitching and hitting. It’s one or the other. Sorry, but Bonds won 11 gold gloves in the outfield and was a better hitter. Ohtani is the most unique player, surely the best 2 way player ever, but he’s not even a better overall player than Rickey Henderson or Mays or Hank Aaron tbh

    1. It really was. Incredible movie, one of the best I’ve seen in a long time. Well since I got the gf to watch Dune and then to my great shock the modern day epic that is Dune part 2

  643. I dunno, not EVERYTHING surprised me because of my hyperfocused weeabooness in Ancient Greece.

  645. massively missed opportunity to do the My Name is Nobody bit

    1. Yeah one of my only cons with the film. It’s such a good part

      1. that and the whole Circe subplot being reduced to a meal, and not an entire year spent literally bedding her in order to gain her sympathy

          1. But that one doesn’t bother me as much as leaving out the nobody bit.

  646. I tried to contain my expectations but it just wasn’t possible with this one after all the hype and the insane word of mouth. I was for that first segment slightly worried about how the pacing was gonna be but once they got to Polyphemeus’ island it just never stopped gripping me.

    Percy Jackson helps but I also just started remembering the book and how everything happened as it went on. We read it in primary school don’t remember what grade. I was trying to remember the ending but couldn’t for the damnest recall it so that final act had me stressing the fuck out cinsidering how many greek stories end up in tragedy.

    1. by the time they make Batman 3 he can already be old man Bruce from Beyond

  654. and, like, I know no one will admit but…

    … Nolan ain't the best dialogue writer…

  655. Batman 2 would've been out by now if Pattinson didn't put it on hold to film The Odyssey

  656. imagine if Christopher Walken were Agamemnon, or the teller in Hades

    1. now… you row… towards the SIRENS…

      and then… you put WAXXXXX… in yer EARS…

  661. Why was supergirl the second film in the new DCU? It’s such a fucking odd choice. Like I guess DC literally has to force James Gunn to direct EVERY movie because clearly only he can put out a decent DC movie now.

  662. Real question is what movie will Matt Damon be trying to get back home in next

  663. he should make a movie about being the dad going out to get cigarettes

  664. I just want someone to make an Odyssey-level Moby Dick adaptation featuring a soundtrack by Mastodon

    1. is it too much to ask for a climax fight against the whale to the sound of Blood and Thunder

  665. I also saw the new Ridley Scott trailer. It looked like Last of Us but bad

    2. is it that movie with that Lurch-looking motherfucker that every woman swears is a hunk?

  666. Seriously though one of me and my bros fave things is when Will Yun Lee shows up for a random role in a movie. We love Sleeping Dogs and that dude

  670. one thing that should never be reinterpreted: Greek Gods were all dicks

  674. I guess I'm the only one here who doesn't give a rats ass about the odyssey

  675. if I were Nolan I'd troll the whole world and make Aeneid with the same exact cast and props from the Odyssey since like two thirds of that story is set in the same damn lands

  676. I also saw a trailer for another Anne Hathaway movie. It also had Dakota Johnson in it and was based on some ”popular” book. Anyway it looked good and interesting

  677. bro…

    Robert Eggers does Moby Dick

    with a metal soundtrack

    PLEASE

  680. now Harby

    would you have preferred Rebecca Ferguson as Penelope

  684. I goddamn bet sales of Age of Mythology will skyrocket now lol

  689. the god i most respect has almost no relevance to people who make these kinds of things. i dont think i could take it. eternally thankful.

  693. Let’s see who Percy Jackson will cast as Calypso for season 4

  702. Im glad u liked but don't think I can watch Helen of Detroit

    1. by the time she shows up you will have already seen Indians, Koreans, Colombians, Brits doing American accents, Americans doing British accents…

        1. by the time she shows up you will have already seen every shade of skin color there is you won't care. It's clearly not meant to be a historically accurate film

          since this is, well, not part of history

          1. Yes – I honestly don’t remember the story anyway in any detail

          2. dude left to buy cigarettes, takes twenty years to come back, fights monsters in the meantime

  706. Wait, maybe she is the daughter of of Lance Reddicks Zeus…. I get it now

  707. it feels like he would have been the choice for Tiresias

    2. Also I thought those were mesh undies- which kind of goes…..

      1. they didn't steal Van Hecke from us. We sold them a meh defender for 70M

          2. 6'5 croatian defender who was a starter for the national team at this world cup at the age of 19… and scores more headers than an entire squad of Gabriel Magalhães

          1. He’s extremely error prone and kinda lowkey injury prone as fuck as well. He ain’t worth 70 mill that’s for sure

  713. I am continuously convinced Ubisoft was high off their ass when they thought it was a good idea to remove the minimap. Particularly for these diving spots. Makes it a lot more annoying to find the chests

  714. I keep wondering if the He Man movie is worth watching eventually

    1. IIt's Worth it, it's fun and actually has a few pretty good action sequences. Plus seeing Skeletor as a gym bro with a nike hoodie for a scene is ridiculous

      1. is it absolutely stupid?

        and does it have 4 Non Blondes?

    1. Me and Bub were going to make a DP Palworld server when it came out but no one cared and it didn't catch on

    2. Me and Bub were going to make a DP Palworld server when it came out but no one cared and it didn't catch on

    1. Still can’t believe Hollywood is gonna try and adapt fucking Naruto into live action because of course

  722. Ohtani is also getting protected in the lineup by arguably 4 other HOFers. Ain’t nobody else on that list being protected like him.

  723. I’m watching Roadhouse on TV and I forgot there was a scene where Patrick Swayze just straight up murders a dude and nobody cares lmao. Zero police investigation, nobody goes looking for the guy. He just kills this dude and nothing happens lol

  724. I’m gonna watch hotd while I eat because ATLA pisses me off

  737. I watched The Naked Gun remake yesterday and dear god, it's the kind of absolute idiocy I love.

    one awful dad joke every 25 seconds

  738. "Beth Davenport: I've been drawn to the Hills since I moved here for college.
    Frank Drebin Jr.: U.C.L.A?
    Beth Davenport: I see it every day! I live here!"

  739. "Frank Drebin Jr.: Excuse the mess. I, uh… I haven't had the heart to clean since my wife died.
    Beth Davenport: My condolences. How did she pass?
    Frank Drebin Jr.: Great, 50 yards easy. Arm like a cannon… and then, she died. So we'll never know if she'd go pro. She was the sweetest woman I've ever known."

  741. "Richard Cane: Did you know that men's sperm counts are historically low across the board?
    Frank Drebin Jr.: I wouldn't put my sperm across a board; I have a Bon Jovi T-shirt for that."

    2. I am 99.7% sure someone has already made an Odyssey quest in the community

  743. Once you kill a man for revenge, there's no going back. It stays with you forever, following you like a shadow. A voice in your head saying over and over, "Man, that was awesome!" So, put the gun down. If not for me, then for us. For our future together. I love you, Beth. Don't throw it all away for a few seconds of… the best feeling you would ever have in your life.

  744. I don't know why I like Haruhi so much. No other anime girl has ever done it for me like she did. Mao Mao is a far off second and I like Kato but she's barely human. Everyone else means nothing.

  746. People loved Odyssey at the time but I will never ever play it. Also don't play Age of Mythology just play Total War Troy.

      2. I was like 10 when Rome Total War came out and I used to play it on my uncle’s computer and it’d be like “Soldiers distraught about unguarded flank” and I was like IDK what the fuck that means

        1. I used to just love the family tree and would make like a bastard egyptian child emporer lol

          1. See this the shit new games don’t have because they have to spend $300 million on graphics

          2. Real- my choice gor successor would be Augustis Scipii, vincenzo Scipii, or Teddy ( egyptian bastard) lmao

        2. I was like 8 or 9 when I played Medieval 2 Total War for the first time and I was on the brink of tears because I couldn't figure out how to end turn. I didn't realize the whole game wasn't RTS.

          1. My brother introduced me to series with medevil total war but rome was so addicting

      3. I wasted two entire summers on TW. I stopped playing TW Pharoahs because I realized I wasted 100 hours in less than two weeks.

        1. I actually had to stop playing that and battle for middle earth because it was so time consuming

  749. Total War Troy doesn't let you summon an army of Hydras

  750. Harby, as odd as it might sound… if you're looking for a Greek fix, there's Immortals Fenyx Rising…

  753. of dust off your PS3 and play the Troy Dynasty Warriors game

    1. Is fenxy rising good? Its also on gamepass and immortal ms of aveum?

      1. I liked Fenyx Rising. Sure, it's an open world Ubisoft game, but it's well-written, music is amazing, and it's basically a Greek Breath of the Wild

        1. Hmmm imma download
          Also randomly a game called sir whoopass lol

  755. Started a rewatch of lord of the rings.
    Been a few years, but what I'm realizing is the pace is a bit crazy lol. It's a bunch of aerial shots of them going from place to place, having 3 lines of dialogue at one location, and then more aerial shots.
    I like it though.

    1. I'm pretty sure I read it was a guy doing CGI stand-in

  761. day 2 of asking either Robert Eggers or Gareth Edwards to make a Moby Dick movie with a Mastodon OST

  763. I was just told I should change my 7 year old work profile pic because I've had a "glow up." I'm both flattered and also like 🤨

      1. I don't have much of a beard but it's definitely more about the hair lol

        1. Lol, I was trying to remember last pic I saw of u – I swore both were present

          1. It might've been the danny devito pic. Definitely had the long hair and cardigen lmao

        2. You and me are the only people here who are excited for it and liked the trailer

  770. Whats a good ps5 single player game? My oldest just beat the hitman collection

      1. I'd tell Harby to grab 007 too, but he prefers to promote piracy

  775. Trump gave a massive prime time speech about election fraud and now he says “I don’t really care”

    It’s actually amazing that we haven’t fucking shot everybody who voted for this dumb grifter yet.

  777. best description I saw of the Avengers trailer was that it felt like a kid smashing a bunch of toys together

    1. That’s every Marvel movie. I can’t wait to see Zendaya and Tom Holland have zero believeable chemistry despite being married in Spider-Man. At least Doom is a cool villain, this movie is gonna be all fighting Spider-Man’s shitty villains.

      1. Doom is a cool villain, but, like… I dunno man

        it just sounded like Robert Downey Jr. doing a really bad Polish accent in the trailer

      3. You keep saying this but he has literally the best villains in Marvel you imbecile

  779. It’ll fit well in this universe since Elizabeth Olsen nor Florence Pugh can do an eastern European accent either

  780. And why does Spider-Man have to make personal sacrifices for multiverse hopping when everyone including fucking Deadpool does it

  781. Everyone doesn’t though. Spider-Man is cursed by writers they don’t want him happy ever.

      1. They just time traveled. They haven’t. You talk out your ass about subjects you know nothing about. Tom Hollands Spider-Man hasn’t even traveled the multiverse yet. He had his variants visit him. That’s not the same. If you’re talking about spider-verse well not same thing

  782. Andrew Tate is a pedophile? Shocker! If you vote Republican at this point, I’m just gonna call you a pedo until you prove otherwise because it’s pretty much a 100% hit rate

    1. Him being a pedophile is so shocking. Couldn’t have guessed that annoyed emoji

  783. I had to fix the hinges on the nighbor’s toilet but you know what, at least she’s actually my girlfriend this time

    1. Where is mama/Ella or whatever the fuck her name is this week

  785. Also. i got to see her do her job which is basically just look at a bunch of xrays and say “yep, das broken”

  786. It’s not always that easy obviously, but I did find it funny that she was just lookjng at a broken arm and I was like “you need a degree for this?”

  789. Aaron Taylor Johnson thought he was in a Guy Ritchie movie

    and I love Guy Ritchie movies

  793. I liked it and need to change the score I gave it. It was just depressing. Felt so bad for Nikki and sarah

      1. I wouldn't be able to sleep with someone watching in a corner doing weird movements

        1. The movements were so anxiety inducing. Didn’t think Inde had this in her based on Superman and Lois alone

          1. I didn't realize it was her until midway. She moved like how I imagine demons move

      1. Harby never answers my deep messages like you killed my father

        1. Do you have any idea how many men I’ve killed at sea already. They all just blend together

        2. Do you have any idea how many men I’ve killed at sea already. They all just blend together

  798. My nephew plays it all the time and is screaming the whole time

  809. I mean I get DK because of anxiety and stuff but how do you go 8 years without seeing a movie in the theater? That’s crazy, like not even with family?

      1. I risked never beating the bi allegations by seeing The Devil Wears Prada 2 with my gf lmao

          1. Well I’m already at an advantage because I don’t think the original is the worst thing ever but it’s probably a 5/10. It’s a standard comedy sequel IE, the same movie but not as good. Anne Hathaway can still get it though

          3. Literally yes. I never got the hate for it other than TDK is kinda bad.

          4. Had not been for the batman's catwoman she would have been my number 1

  816. its the fact the SoS for the DWP rn in the uk is spreading misinfo to cut them. no you dont declare yourself "unfit for work". thats common sense, i fear.. for me, it was neither my idea nor was it in my hands.

  817. Also watched In the Mouth of Madness in honor of Sam Neill. Pretty damn good movie. I’m a sucker for Lovecraft and this is John Carpenter doing his thing. Fantastic performance by Neill as well. RIP

  818. It's funny supposedly the game tie in or the mummy remake(tom cruise one) is good

    1. Yeah. It randomly has a really cool Metroidvania based on it? Like wtf lol

  819. I also watched Roadhouse on TV and I forgot there’s a scene where Patrick Swayze straight murders a dude and nothin happens. Like somebody got cold murdered in this tiny rural town and nobody noticed lol

  820. FFuck Your neighbors man. Wtf that's awful. Fuck the system here and ther3

  821. StStill gonna do my goal of watching 20 movies. Being off my meds really made me not able to but obsession is the start to me watching more.

  822. It’s the kind of place where men can be themselves, have a few drinks and, uh, like the Black Eyed Peas once said, “get retarded in here.”

    You can still say that word?

    In my club, you can.

    Well, I love the Black Eyed Peas.

    Who doesn’t?

    I know a few people.

    They’re fools.

    I know.

    will.i.am.

    apl.de.ap.

    Taboo.

    Don’t forget Fergie.

    I would never forget Fergie.

    BOTH: The Dutchess.

  826. Because it remembered that's what the original was too

  827. you have no idea how much I laughed at something as stupid as "man's laughter"

    1. The bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown is what killed me

  830. I remember when the only things that were electric were eels, chairs, and Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago.

  831. Liam Neeson and Seth McFarlane are a duo that shouldn't work, but always works

        1. This and the part where the manager keeps promoting him for doing foul shit are great

          1. I also saw where he comes badk beat up and gives back tbe trix

  834. I think I'll try to release a new review every Tuesday. But I'm doing most of them as their own review so this is gonna take a while.

  836. Why are conservatives so obsessed with testosterone levels lol

      1. LLike They're weird period. Some of the stuff they say and believe is nuts. Like the aliens are demons thing

        1. Like they preach Christianity yet they would call Jesus a liberal nut job who has dangerous views

          1. How come people exprience religious psychosis and only ever chose to hate or kill things? Why doesn’t god tell one of these people to donate their life savings to the poor

          3. How come people exprience religious psychosis and only ever chose to hate or kill things? Why doesn’t god tell one of these people to donate their life savings to the poor

  838. This is an anecdote that’s completely random but I rmeember during all county baseball they used to say that you’ll get banned if you get caught with any type of like aderall amphetamine because they’re performance enhancing drugs and I thought there’s no way taking an aderall would improve your performance.

    Fast forward to me taking aderall before going to practice and being so locked in I was like “Fuck maybe they were right.”

  839. Mine is perscribed though. But it’s not for focus it’s for lack of energy

    1. I've never had it. But my lack of energy is depression based

  840. And I’m not talking about when Trump isnulted his wife and then he bootlicked him forever.

  841. I should have made a bet on Kalshi about if Andrew Tate would get caught with CP or not. Because it had to be at least like -100 odds

    1. He looks like a pedophile and like he hates himself secretly

      1. I’m sorry, but he wears stuff that’s too feminine for ME of all people so I know that MFer ain’t straight lol

    1. Criminals back then were usually a poor guy who became rich because he was a criminal. Nowadays, Trump does what Al Capone got popped for on an hourly basis

  844. A cosplayer I follow got a breast reduction and they grew back bigger and she was pissed

  845. Yeah, this is one of the many reasons I’m glad I’m not trans. That’s a lot to go through physically and mentally AND it’s expensive af

  846. I need groceries but I only just got off work and that sounds awful to go and get atm

    1. PPlus He just got back from that festival, no way he wants to go either

    1. Well that combines 2 things I wiuld know nothing about lol. Not my chosen vices

    1. I’ve been so anti-cigarette my whole life I don’t associate red with Marlboro at all lol

  852. IIma Just wait till like 8 so no one is at the story. People can't even follow the rules of the road in walmart so I'd rather go around the problem

  853. Store, thanks disqus. It was probably me but I blame you

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