2 thoughts on “Random Hangout: Happy birthday Harby and Pear? (I’m 99% sure) Edition”

  1. All you need to ask yourself is look at the markets, did they go down? Yep. Time to manipulate stocks! Insider trading to own the libs!

  6. Why is the Vice President of the United states at a rally for a person who is a self proclaimed dictator? Seriously, the entire world has lost the fucking plot completely. These people all need to be assassinated, like yesterday.

  7. The fact we let this obvious Russian asset run the country is frankly fucking embarrassing. I genuinely hope Trump supporters all get fucking massacred by the thousands. Roll the fuckkng useless little cunts into a fucking mass grave and tell everyone we don’t fuckkng do this shit again or the same thing is gonna happen. I’m fucking done.

  8. How Americans haven’t already fucking killed these dumb cunts proves why this country is shithole. Thanks Gen Z you little incel wannabes. Have fun dying in the desert for Israel fucking cunts.

  9. Thanks Cubans for voting for this. Your country is definitely better off when Trump is about to threaten genocide.

  10. Thanks “male loneliness epidemic” dumb fucking cunts. Get more political advice from Israeli propaganda backed youtubers.

  11. Thanks to all the leftists who sat out because “Kamala is just as bad” bunch of lazy fucking no life losers. Destroyed the country because they wanted to have a bullshit political purity test

  12. Thanks Latinos who voted overwhelmingly for Trump. Enjoy getting your family deported, you’re not fucking special.

  13. thanks “Kamala loves Israel” reddit bots. Really glad you helped the cause. Not like we’re currently fighting a war for Israel huh? Opps. Dumb fucking cunts.

  14. Thanks “BoTh SiDeS” losers. Thanks Trey and Matt for influencing a generation to act like rich nihilist assholes who politics doesn’t actually affect. I hope you both save up your money from South Park because you haven’t made a decent thing since 2008

  16. Thanks people like Vader who think voting for Kamala is some war crime. I hope you all enjoy getting drafted and never finding a job.

  17. When this fucking psycho drops a nuke on Iran I hope every single person who allowed this bullshit gets fucking cancer too

  18. This isn’t just me doing the usual venting either. Every word is genuine. I feel fucking disgusted that I wake up and have to be associated with other humans.

  19. Remember when Twas said that “Biden will 100% get us into a war” yeah, but you know. Keep listening to people’s political takes here. They’re real fucking good.

  20. This is why my dream is to be so unfathomably rich I can disconnect from society btw. Imagine not ever having to see another person in your life. I can only fucking imagine how blissful that existence is. Truly.

  21. People are genuinely asking for biblical levels of destruction on Iran. Literal fucking complete genocide and it’s normalized. But Vadee and dumb cunts like him will still sit here and say “bu… Bu we didn’t chose Kamala, and no I wouldn’t have voted in a primary anyway, why do you ask?”

  22. And the reason I go so hard on Vadee in particular is because he’s the exact type of Gen z archetypal person that I can’t fucking stand the politics of. You bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch about the fucking “system” that’s all my gen Z coworkers did was bitch about having to do a, frankly, incredibly easy job with a laid back work environment. Yet you all stay home or vote for people who are just obvious fucking snake oil merchants. You want progressives but just like everything else, you’re on too much “ADHD” medication to realize that things take time and we’re not one Progressive president away from being a perfect country.

    Gen Z’ers are so socially maladjusted they fall for literal Israeli state sponsored internet propaganda because they think society is the reason they don’t have a girlfriend and not the fact that they don’t do social stuff or go outside or to bars.

    Gen Z was supposed to be the most progressive generation yet they all sat out the election and let a Nazi pedophile win, or voted for said Nazi pedophile because the Russian propaganda network and covid gave them the excuse to be incels. So that’s why I get mad. Because his generation sucks.

    1. "that things take time and we’re not one Progressive president away from being a perfect country" Is a pretty euphemistic take on Biden's presidency and the war he chose to sacrifice everything for.

      1. Biden wasn’t that bad of a President. He wasn’t threatening to genocide Iran. I could fucking ignore him. I can’t ignore Trump because he just fucked every aspect of life up for Americans. But you don’t understand that spiffy because other than him pretending to tariff Canada,
        It don’t really affect you.

        1. Except his ally was killing people almost indiscriminately and he did everything in his power to defend them for nothing in return. We should vote for the lesser evil is a completely defensible position but at least be honest about how the situation unfolded and how "complete genocide" was actually normalized.

          1. America has been comitting genocide since before my grandpa was alive. That doesnmt change the fact that we have a president with dementia currently ego tripping because he fucked up and got into an unsustainable war because he needs to distract that he’s a pedophile sex trafficker. I’m not defending Biden, I’m saying it’s way better than fucking this.

  23. And don’t even reply tbh. I don’t wanna hear it. Any argument you present is falling on deaf ears.

  24. Remember when Karma used to call me an alarmist and a doomer for believing what every conservative has been outright saying since 2020? Oh boy, sure would hate to be wrong all the time.

  25. The idea we’re gonna find some virtuous, young magical politician that’s gonna be our new FDR or JFK is preposterous as is. We can’t even vote for 2 democrats in a row and you want somebody like Mamdani to come in and automatically fix the entire system? Get fucking real. Honestly.

  26. Let me put it this way, it’s gonna be way fucking harder now to fix the entire system, isn’t it. Case and fucking point. Anybody who thinks that Trump winning was anything other than the downfall of this country is a fucking moron. We’re literally on Rome’s exact trajectory.

  27. And this isn’t to be like some cringe “Millennials better” bullshit. Millenials are people too therefore they’re complete shit.

  28. I'm not so sure that's true though. The US in the 20th century aligned itself with local interests and justified its interventionism (and war crimes) through nation building. They avoided waging war against the civilian population itself and didn't launch Roman style punitive campaigns against their enemies. And publicly, that's why they forced the Netherlands to relinquish Indonesia and defended Egypt during the Suez Crisis. I think there's been a real decline in morality and an uptick in nihilism.

    Also I don't disagree but I don't understand this idea where we hold each other responsible for decisions made by the people actually in charge who in turn refuse to take accountability themselves. It's an inversion of how democracy is supposed to work. Instead of "we can't even vote for" it should be Democrats can't even win.

    1. Democrats can’t win because whiny little leftist cunt both sides piss babies won’t vote for anybody who doesn’t pass their purity test. I look forward to 2031 when Talerico suddenly has 1500 comments saying he’s not progressive enough on every r/politics post. I hate leftists as much as I hate conservatives at this point and I want all conservatives in the fucking ground.

  29. Another thing about gen zer’s I despise. They take no initiative and then have an attitude about the system holding them back. You haven’t contributed one fucking thing to society, how are you bitching about “the system”

  30. American leftism is probably a fucking Russian psy op to get young people to not vote at this point.

  31. I don’t know why I even bother paying for this garbage site tbh. It’s either dead or people calling me “unhinged” for speaking the truth.

  32. Please bring forward an argument of why I’m wrong. I’d love to hear it. 67% of white Gen zer’s voted for Trump. It’s directly their fault this shit happened by being fucking retards.

  33. Young people all think politics is a fucking meme and i’m sick of it.

  34. Whatever. I hope they all enjoy getting blasted to ash in the desert. The truest Republican tradition.

  35. If somebody wants to shut me up please present an argument or fuck off.

  36. maybe I should be more mad at people like Joel than Vadee. Since that fucking pedophile enabler obviously “doesn’t want to talk politics any more” conveniently. Curious how that happened, huh?

    1. Well, don’t tell the creator that. He might start making more movies with “no agenda”

  38. And you think I smoke pot because it’s “cool” or “fun”

    I do it because it’s the only way I can cope with being alive that wouldn’t immediately destroy my life.

    1. Yeah, because what I need is pharmaceutically induced soullessness.

      1. makes no difference in terms of the lack of soul. Just makes the act of withstanding the white armchair revolutionaire schtick more bearable for the rest.

        1. I’m not asking for revolution, but I’m asking for people to stop being retards but that’s a fool’s errand obviously.

  40. I mean, just look at how many 18-25 year old men are little insecure MAGATs on gear. It’s fucking disgusting but I guess we just have to run somebody who likes free daycare more than Kamala does.

  42. But whatever. I guess I should just do prescription drugs that a billionaire tells me to take and just ignore everything.

  43. I don’t have “ADHD” or “depression” I need these fucking energy vampires to fuck off. I wasn’t angry or bitter or depressed like this before 2016. The last decade of my life is hearing about these dumb fucking cunts. I am sick of it.

    1. You’re welcome for being one of the few people here I actually enjoy talking to.

    1. Is the birthday cake an emoji or do you get a cake by your name like reddit when it’s your set disqus birthday?

      3. There is a way to make and give people badges next to their names.

  49. First of all I don’t deserve to eat today. Second of all, I’m sick of people being like “You’re just being grumpy/mad about something else.” I’m fucking sick of everybody

  50. We been watching Mando with the gf. Just finished the season 2 premiere. This show used to fuck so hard. God what a nose dive for season 3…

    I mean they basically turned the amazing KOTOR Tatooine questline into an nearly hour long special episode with an IMAX finish

    1. Star Wars fans realizing their corporate IP slop is corporate IP slop

      1. booba feet book had one amazing Mando ep. But otherwise you missed nothing

  51. There was a time I used to not be so upset st everything but that was a long time ago now

      1. I was mostly just quiet tbh. Still am but it’s because I don’t wanna talk to these parasites around me any more.

      1. there's the Brazilian Gamescom happening soon. And I scheduled an interview with the folks at Remedy

  53. Ep 2 is those giant spiders, right? That was mid af. Rest of the season I remember being great except that Booba episode by Robert Rodriguez

  63. There’s no real point in even trying anymore tbh. I think I’m ready to just give up

  64. And I myself watched the first 2 Maul show eps.

    It’s really strong stuff. 8/10 both of them, I was not expecting it being so good right out of the gate and my god the Clone Wars styled animation I don’t think can look any better keeps looking better and better. The cg stuff looks amazing but the hand painted backgrounds look absolutely fucking stunning.

    And Sam Witwer fucking owns this role

        1. It ruins everything else after because they’re not as good and that’s just tv in general

        2. the fact that once you watch it, you will start expecting for other Star Wars shit to be as good, and it never will be, so you know this shit has peaked and it's only downhill

      1. He’s really good. Awesome voicr acting from the whole cast

  68. Happy birthday Harby, you're now an unc with the rest of us

        1. I mean you asked. I don't like seeing flesh wounds the way they presented them

        1. Zooming in on wounds constantly (and I do mean constantly), and I also just don't think the action is particularly interesting. But the first part is what I really don't like about it. Gratuitous gore can work, focusing in on a guy's flesh wounds is a different story.

  71. They already renewed Maul for season 2 before the premiere even aired so they were very confident and maybe in hindsight it being good should not be a surprise.

    The showrunners want 3 seasons apparently and Disney want 4.

    I do hope once this finished that’s it for Maul. This period was the missing link from his story. After this it’s complete imo

  72. Maybe I used to be fun and I can pretend to be charming for a bit but I’m not either of those things anymore.

      1. 21 and 22 Jump Street are basically the reason why I want Ice Cube to eventually play J Jonah Jameson

  74. And tbh, I rant about Gen Z a lot because I’ll probably get exiled from here permanently if I say what I want about Gen X

      1. I don’t even go on reddit that much tbh. And when I do I don’t really go on political subs. But it’s kinda of hard to outright ignore the President of the United States threatening literal genocide.

        1. AAnd The president isn't gonna stop being a psycho nepo baby with 0 empathy or even any self control. Doesn't mean you stop living because of it. Especially when you have a nice girl in your life. You have friends.

          1. I don’t particularly get the feeling my friends would be there for me if I really needed them to be. Like everything else in life, people are very happy to take advantage of my empathy. It’s why I don’t ask anybody for shit ever.

          2. Well I'm sorry you feel that way. I may just be an online dude you met a decade ago but I'd try to be there for you the best I can since I'm an online dude. I consider you a friend despite you pissing me off sometimes. You deserve better friends

          3. It’s not you or anybody’s fault. 99% of people just don’t have the ability to care about other people.

          5. Me too. Trust me. I feel like you care, I can tell. You’re a good friend and a good person even if you don’t believe it

      2. One Piece: Gaiden. It’s still 1500 episodes but that’s cutting out a lot

  81. The way they release steel ball run is legitimately as if they’re intentionally trying to kill any fandom for Jojo’s tbh. It’s straight up nonsensical.

    1. I blame Mappa for normalizing this with Attack on Titan final season and Mappa and Netflix have a very close relationship.

    3. I mean it's weekly in fall so that part is fine. I just don't understand why they bothered releasing the first episode in spring

      2. They said two cours but no one knows how long the wait will be between them. Stone Ocean was about a year for the second cour.

      1. Yes but this is a good thing because it's being animated by the best studio on earth and it's going to be faithful to the manga with better pacing. A One Piece that DK has no excuse not to watch.

  83. I got some more husk tomatoes from the neighbor so I’m gonna make more salsa verde.

  84. Although in my opinion they should start remaking the show asymmetrically with multiple studios so it'll be like patching Toei's work with a more mainstream version as they go along and we could get spin offs based on some of the movies too. I think there's a lot of demand for this.

  85. Both Naruto and Attack on Titan had comedic spin off shows greenlit early on so Im surprised One Piece never got one yet.

  86. Like I get translation is hard but why even fucking release the show this year if there has to be a year long gap within the season? TV is so dogshit now, remember when a show would premier, and you would get a season every fucking year? Now we get garbage “prestige” tv that has 3 years between each season and they all suck anyway.

      1. Actually I agree with this because shows were designed around them a lot. Like Avatar is like 70% filler and it's better for it

        2. There is a distinction between this type of filler and a show just dragging it's heels tho. That's what a lot of modern TV is like which is funny considering it's technically shorter than the old 22 episode days

          1. It's because there's no set run time with streaming. It's like how fan fiction writers don't concern themselves with publishing requirements so several million word long works are fairly common.

          2. That's the weird part though, if there's no limitation then why drag the episodes out?

          3. Like the fan fiction writer they cant contain themselves. All their ideas have to be crammed in. Shogun didnt have this problem at all and it was made for TV.

          4. Yeah that's a good point. The arbitrary timeslot format is beneficial from a pacing standpoint ironically

          5. If your show is paced like a movie, there’s a problem. Who is sitting down for a 2 hour episode of Tv? The whole point of a TV show is that you can have sub plots and B plots within episodes so you can control the pacing more.

          6. I mean that's the problem too, they aren't paced like movies because they aren't complete stories. They're paced like a movie chopped up

    2. JoJo's season 4 and 5 aired for 40 weeks straight just a few years ago but apparently there's an animator shortage or something so they can't do it now? HunterxHunter aired 150 episodes weekly for 3 years but they can't even do 24 episode runs anymore.

  87. The thing with SBR tho is it is by far the best JoJo part. Doing this insane shit the first time is one thing, but if they're doing two cours weekly overall then it should still be fine by the end

    3. Im staring at the sun right now because my tv has a window behind it and I was thinking it was such a nice day today

          2. You have to wear it before trying the parasol unless you want to look cool as well I guess

  89. I’m sorry, but as a writer, you CANNOT keep up momentum writing one part of a story over 3 years. It’s nonsensical to think otherwise. It’s incredibly obvious with Stranger Things they straight up just didn’t remember character arcs/plot points/lore because I would forget what eye Katarina’s eyepatch was on too if I wrote one part of the story after 3 years

  90. I’m sorry, but as a writer, you CANNOT keep up momentum writing one part of a story over 3 years. It’s nonsensical to think otherwise. It’s incredibly obvious with Stranger Things they straight up just didn’t remember character arcs/plot points/lore because I would forget what eye Katarina’s eyepatch was on too if I wrote one part of the story after 3 years

    1. No it sounds like photosensitivity. I want to say lupus but its never lupus. Hmmm.

  92. I mean, even GOT which was the most expensive, most ambitious tv show of all time back then still managed to release every year until the end.

    These fucking copaganda shows film like 22 seasons back to back to back. But Vince Gilligan needs half a decade to film a new season of a show that is as low budget as you can possibly get in 2026.

  94. Big shock. Trump did nothing. Can we please stop letting this fucking psycho lead the country? It’s fucking ridiculous. Just pure stock market manipulation and nothing else. To the point it’s a legitimate national security risk because they can see our fucking plans based on the market.

  96. I dunno why you are complaining, Frank, I basically said The Godfather 2 is as good as 22 Jump Street

    if that ain't praise then what is

    1. She should watch the movie where the guy says “GaRbAgE dAy”

    1. I would be a terrible President because I would legit just tell people to kill themselves constantly tbh

      1. YYou Know trump has a kid who survived brain cancer talk at one of those things to use as a political prop and he also cut funding for cancer research the same kind that saved that boy

        1. Only thing I’m not shocked about is that he didn’t make fun of him for being bald

  107. Once again, if these selfish pricks had just sucked it up and voted for Kamala we wouldn’t be dealing with this bullshit. But Gen Z decided to eat cyanide on election day so they can go get shot in the desert for all I care.

    1. And if you and the rest of your "my vote wouldn't have changed anything" 2/3 majority buddies had just sucked it up and voted for Hillary then you wouldn't be dealing with it either.

      Give it a rest dude, you are just as responsible.

      1. My vote would not have mattered in the fucking slightest if I had voted for Hillary. So no, I’m not the reason it happened ag all because he won Texas by fuckin 18 points. My vote was about as impactful as a dust particle.

        1. And besides all this, I’m a different person than I was in 2016 now. I didn’t actually really care who was President because I didn’t think it would ever actually matter all that much. I was wrong and I admit that but me not voting for Hillary in Texas was about as meaningful as a drop of water in the Marianas Trench

          1. And even then, I voted in all the Texas based elections that year so it’s not like I just ignored voting and now want to bitch.

        2. 2/3 of the eligible voters in America didn't vote in that election Satty. He could have won Texas by 50 points and still would have lost if those 2/3 voted for Hillary. You just refuse to accept any responsibility while laying the blame on the other people who did the exact same thing you did. Never your fault, always everyone else.

  110. I voted in every congressional district vote even though my district was so fucking gerrymandered it was impossible for the democrat to win. So stop acting like not voting for Hillary is some gotcha.

  111. You mean the same way you are acting like not voting for Kamala is some gotcha? It's your bitching point, just give it a rest.

    1. We know exactly what Trump is now. We didn’t really in 2016. Like yeah we knew he was a scumbag but nobody was taking him seriously as this authoritarian threat. It’s a completely differ t situation the last two elections vs the first one.

  112. Because I’m not out here still acting like I did when I was 19 shank. I’m different know and admit it was a mistake but I doubt it even mattered. Both elections he won were probably rigged.

      1. I won’t because his generation were supposed to be progressive but all turned into greedy, selifish little incel cunts. I don’t have grace for people being like “What’s he gonna do, start another war and draft me hehe”

        1. Right, so you are the only person allowed to make mistakes or capable of changing and growth. Perfectly sane and reasonable.

  114. Saying not voting in 2016 vs 2024 is the same is a crazy stretch. Everybody knew Trump sucked then but everyone assumed he’d be kinda bad but not completely disastrous like Arnold as California Gov. nobody thought we’d be questioning wether the entire country is run by a cabal of pedophile sex traffickers.

    1. A lot of people thought he was dangerous and he was already known to he a rapist and said creepy shit about young women. I literally saw videos saying he's probably the next Hitler based on his campaign.

      1. Just look at how Karma treated me when I said he was slipping into authoritarianism. THAT is exactly how 99% of people thought about Trump until 2020

        1. I'm not gonna pretend or do revisionist history. I had too much faith that people would do something about it and it wouldn't get to where it is. So yeah I did treat you too harshly but you also have all or nothing thinking

  116. Being an incel or hating women or being racist isn’t a “mistake” it’s a fucking personality defect.

  117. I’ve never been like “oops, just said a woman deserved to be raped because of the way she dresses. Tee hee. I always make cute mistakes like that.” Give me a break.

      1. Don't be silly bro, everyone Satt's age is literally perfect in every way.

        1. Millennials don’t sit and whine all day at work about how “the system” is ruining their life when they don’t even attempt to try.

          1. You've worked for what, maybe a year in your entire life? Come on now man, as if you know anything about work.

          4. isnt you grouping people by age and demonizing them the kinda thing you wouldnt like

          5. I don’t give a fuck. People are all just dogshit anyway. Doesn’t matter what gen they’re part of. But I fucking hate Gen Z with a passion so that doesn’t change.

      2. No, but like I said, Vadee is the typical Gen Z’er. They love bloviating about “the system”’and how everything sucks now yet almost 2/3rds of Gen Z men voted for Trump. It’s the exact type of both sides bullshit I am so fucking over it’s unreal.

  118. The culture war was also not the only fucking thing that mattered to a solid 60% of voters in 2016.

  126. Genuinely just gonna kill myself. Don’t give me a bunch of fake “oh but don’t do it” i don’t care. I’m worthless.

    1. Ok I won't give you any of that, instead you get the real talk.

      Man the fuck up, you don't like the way people are now and think you're worthless? Do something positive and worthwhile then. Don't just bitch about how shitty everything is, actually make it better.

      Doesn't have to be world-changing, just working at a soup kitchen or something can make a big difference for the people who use it.

      1. Yeah, well sorry if I get sick of sacrificing a lot for other people and being given nothing in return ever.

        I didn’t even want to move back to California as it was tbh. I was enjoying my job and my life for the most part and then I had to come back because my grandpa would have been put in a home if I didn’t and he begged me to come help him. And now I am worried I’ll never be able to get back to doing what I liked.

        So excuse me if I am not wanting to spend more of my time helping people with zero benefit to myself. It’s not selfish, you can only ask somebody to do so much and I’m completely burnt out and have no parience for anybody ok?

        1. Then do it for yourself. You think working at a soup kitchen and making some people with incredibly shitty lives happy just for a little bit at least is going to make you feel worse than wanting to top yourself?

          Doesn't matter why you do it but you obviously need to change something.

          Complaining that the world is full of assholes then removing one of the few people that you don't think is an asshole from it doesn't make any sense anyway.

          1. But it’s not actually improving my situation though, that’s my point. I want to help people, but at a certain point, it becomes closer to martyrdom than helping yourself or anybody else.

            I want to have a wife and a family and a house, things I will never have because I can’t fucking get a good paying job. I’m the only person in my entire immediate family with a college degree. We’d probably still be broke and poor and I’d be uneducated trying to get shitty retail jobs if my mom hadn’t married into some money.

            So yeah, I’d probably feel better actually doing something but I’m just broken now. I’m sick of the way the world treats me having empathy as weakness. I’m tired of trying my hardest only to be fucked over for not being as big an asshole as everyone else. I’m just tired of everything.

          2. How do you know if you haven't tried, and given you want to kill yourself now what have you actually got to lose?

            The world isn't going to fix you feeling broken, you need to do it yourself. Asking out your neighbour was a step in the right direction, all you have to do is keep walking. just one foot in front of the other, one at a time.

          3. You’re right but I’m not gonna listen because I’m an asshole. Thanks for giving me more advice and parience than I deserve shank. You’re a good person.

      1. They don't have the "peace out" disappearing kid gif on here so Stringer has to do.

  128. What is the least horrific way you could be found having committed suicide? Asking for a friend.

    1. They're all extremely painful but I think hanging generally offers a good compromise as long as your friend makes sure to clear their bowels beforehand and sets up a proper drop.

      Drowning has always seemed the most aesthetically pleasing to me though. To be consumed by the waves and disappear forever but obviously it's both painful and horrific.

    2. Also I saw a guy blow off his head with a shotgun once and he did it properly (barrel to forehead) so he died instantly but the contents of his skull literally painted his roof (and collection of anime posters) and he was livestreaming so we got to see his mother's reaction once she found him.

      1. Didn't you watch a liveleak of one or something? I remember you said he was livestreaming with his friends and they scream and plead for him not to do it.

    1. I know it's stupid to compare but my life is a million times worse than yours and I'm okay so maybe it's possible for you to feel okay too?

      1. It’s not about my life being “bad” or anything. I an the first person to admit I’m pretty lucky in life. But that doesn’t make me happy knowing that people have it worse. Of course people have it worse but I can’t change that.

        1. But you don't want to do anything with it either? Do you think you're supposed to be happy? I'm not sure what to make of most people seemingly having always existed in miserable conditions but they're probably fine anyway.

    2. Obviously we don't really know why we feel the way we do though but I hope you feel better eventually

        1. I mean I can write it out too but I don't know why I care so much in the first place. You told me it was just part of growing up so your probably thought it was stupid as well.

  130. Tomorrow is my birthday.
    I am perhaps the least excited for it as I've ever been.
    It sort of feels insignificant.

    1. Last year I didn’t even mention my birthday here or at work. I went out for drinks with friends but that was it. It’s just another number closer to when I can finally be free of it all anyway

  131. Also it's been 10 years and I've still never been able to understand why people get so upset with you like what happened earlier.

    1. Because they think a guy like me spouting off about the truth is “unhinged” nothing I said is a lie. Look at the state of the world. I’m sick of pretending I want to spend any time around other parasites.

      1. I think we have similar views (on other people) but I just think it's fine. I can't be honest around anyone because they'll think I'm completely unhinged and/or stupid and insane even though (unlike you) I think it's fine. Your cat probably behaves poorly sometimes too but it's fine right? You're not going to get mad at your cat because it's a cat.

        1. People just don’t want to hear what I have to say and the comment spam doesn’t help. But they always say I’m wrong or try to make me seem racist or biased in some way when I’m just stating a fact.

          1. I’m working but the fact you think that all the shit you say is 100% fact is part of the problem. Like damn man stain is right you just blame others and never look at yourself

  132. “Oh satty’s unhinged because he stated a fact” give me a break and grow up. I’ve said Trump should be killed in front of the neighbor a bunch of times and she doesn’t care because she probably agrees with me.

  133. Sat, as the resident often depressed and suicidal, I'm gonna tell you the first step is to identify the suicidal trigger. Second, is to try and find a purpose, even as small as it can be. Mind u I still feel my life lacks the biggest purpose other than trying to reach Elizabeth Olsen but even then I fear that's a cope or shit, but I found a little one that kept me going on.

    From what I can see your biggest trigger is losing hope in humanity due to the political climate, or just natural human stupidity. Here's the tough part: you can't avoid them completely, but you can start small for a start. Log off the internet for a while can be a good start.

    1. Since you've already said below that you know you're lucky in life and know others have it worse, you can start there as well. Look at the people who is less unfortunate, try to help them but not for the sake of yourself, but genuinely becoming selfless by devoting to them. obviously is is not the only way, but it's that small purpose that I've found.

    3. I get what you’re saying but my actual trigger is just feeling like I have no control or that other people are making my life chaotic. It drives me ip a fucking wall when my family tries to do stuff without a plan.

      But that’s the entire world now. It legit makes me feel like I’m in my personal 6th circle of hell. The entire world is selfish fucking morons living in their own created reality. Logic doesn’t matter. Laws or traditions don’t matter. There is no societal order any more. We’re no different than fucking animals.

      And I can’t do a fucking thing about it. So you wonder why I have to cope by writing fanfics about killing Trump. I’m sick of hearing this fucking cunt talk. I’m sick of everybody and everything. Nobody cares about shit any more and I’m like a sane lone island in a sea of fucking chaos. Nobody has any spine to do the right thing. Nobody has empathy any more. The entire world worships disorder now. Why am I still here? Just to be tortured?

      1. Nobody has spine to do the right thing is false, because people tried to do it but is silenced or pariah'ed. Look at that woman who said Epstein raped her. Ended up getting killed under the guise of suicide. Or maybe she killed herself because losing hope at how shitty the world is.

        Con't, I got work to do atm

      2. See that's the thing. Trump triggers you. I get it. It fucking sucks how he and other evil people are at the top of the world and there's nothing we can do about it. But instead of dooming it all, try to look at the small things, that's how you can regain a bit of hope.

  134. I haven’t eaten or drank anything today except black coffee. Maybe people will actually care about me as a person if I weighed 120 pounds.

  135. I got these chocloate candies from sprouts the other day. Double shot espresso caramels. They're really good. Like really tiny milk duds, except good.

        1. Oh. Lol. When fid this happen? I always thought you lived in New York/east coast

  136. I also get fucking sick of being guilt tripped for having boundaries. I can do a million things for people out of nothing but the kindness of my heart and the one time I don’t do something, suddenly I’m the most selfish person on earth. All being nice does is get people ok with using you.

  137. I also get fucking sick of being guilt tripped for having boundaries. I can do a million things for people out of nothing but the kindness of my heart and the one time I don’t do something, suddenly I’m the most selfish person on earth. All being nice does is get people ok with using you.

  141. You’re all 100% right. I’m fine, just gonna take a break for a few days. Sorry.

    1. But you've already convinced me you were right and now I feel nothing but hatred towards others. You can't just take it all back now. It's too late.

  147. I just came by to say I found an old planter and started making an herb garden and I went on a walk with the neighbor on her lunch break (she works from home Tuesday-Thursday)

  148. He can’t survive this tie there’s mo fucking way he can

  149. Salah didn’t play a minute. We were trailing by 2 most of the half and this fucker puts Trey Nyoni over him on the pitch

    1. I got to sublevel 300 last night, so i was just on 200. I do still have a couple fossils missing from each level and 1 banana from 200 though.

      1. Oh nice. I need to check how many fossils I need. I wanna play when I get home tonight. What sucks though is one aspect of the story was spoiled for me because of YouTube could have been a cool moment. I won't spoil it tho

        1. Seeing as the levels go in hundreds, I guess I was only up to level 2 ><.

          I have gotten past my block of wanting to play it for now though at least.

          2. Favourite Nintendo game is pretty high praise but also a tough list. Off the top of my head I'd say probably Super Mario 64 but that could easily change if I thought about it more.

  166. I might have to move the catnip because Honey is already trying to get to it lol

      1. Her name is Roxie but I don’t take as many pictures of her as the cats because I lowkey like cats more lol

  168. I think pretty much everyone in our general age range would probably say 64 tbh. It feels like everyone has played it

    1. Odyssey is definitely good but I never got all the stars, 64 I 100%ed like 5 times I reckon.

      Anyway I gotta get ready for swimming lessons. Peace.

  172. My favorite Nintendo game is Wind Waker then Paper Mario 64 and then Metroid Prime then probably Xenoblade. Ok bye again.

    1. I like it, but the destroy everything gimmick honestly kinda hurts it's lasting appeal even if it's fun

  177. So far my garden has 3 tomato plants, anaheim peppers, rosemary, thyme and mint. Plus the catnip.

    1. I need 1500 dollars to secure your spot in my brilliant marketing scheme. Here’s what you do. I give you the product to sell, you then recruit people under you to sell the same product. You’re your own manager. No it’s not a pyramid scheme or an MLM scheme. You think Ty would do that to you? No, this is a trickle down management stream, and you can be in on it!

      What product am I selling? Oyster shuckers. People just can’t stop saying “Boy do I really need an Oyster shucker” Forbes called it “One of the top 15,000 must have items of 2026” Please trust your old buddy Ty, he needs your support for this venture. Don’t miss out on diamonds because you’re afraid of getting coal on your hands!

  182. Sometimes TCM or other healer videos show up while I'm scrolling and I think they're pretty interesting and not harmful because no one would actually ever follow their advice (like no biopsies) but the comments are full of people who do? I also thought they were joking until one person actually bought the product.

  183. Daredevil ep 4 was fucking incredible. They’re starting to hit that Netflix form now.

    And Matt is finally back in the church, they just ignored that core part about his character in the entire season 1

    4. I fucking love Bullseye so much. They need to keep him as long as possible. Perfect casting.

      1. His mourning routine was my favourite sequence from this new series so far lmao

  189. SStarted Watching Re:Zero.
    Friend of my brother is a big fan of it, and made a bunch of youtube videos on the series, so decided to finally check it out.

    3. Nice. I thought it was gonna be a generic isekai but I really like it

  190. DDon't Tell my harb
    my achey breaky harb
    Just don't think he'd understand
    if you tell my harb my achey breaky harb
    Might blow up and kill this man

  195. If I get drafted I’m wearing a dress to the selective service office and in my best gay voice saying “Hegseth and Trump iust like, give me the ick y’know? And I do NOT vibe with Netanyahu at allll girl, like be for real”

      2. Also I'm surprised you haven't heard of it because it was like the Demon Slayer of 2016 up there with BNHA but this goes to show how much it's fallen off due to the second season's delayed release.

      3. You know the one anime with the light blue haired maid with the bangs over one of her eyes? That's the one

  200. goddammit Letterboxd is now making me want to actually pick movies to watch just to add it to the daily thingy that shows what I've watched today

  202. I didn’t even watch last season of the Boys tbh. It felt like this shit has run its course to be frank.

  206. I don't know why people can't just say we felt the need to do bad things and wer'e not sorry instead of arguing bad things are good actually.

    The CEO of this game developer involved with Blomkamp (who's accused of not paying developers) is bragging about crunch but long hours in general have gone from useful/necessary to good recently.

    1. My sister's husband ruined the word crunch for me. He will be like this food needs crunch and then will eat with tortilla chips. Sometimes he'll rub his stomach and say I Need crunch

  227. Satty’s Garden update: I had to move the mint because burbs were trying to get at it. I think I can salvage the plant. Stupid Doves. Signal of peace my ass. I’ll shoot em all

      1. There are no mocking birds here but doves are goddamn everywhere.

          1. Dove us delicious but you obviously can’t shoot them in the city.

      1. I mean I guess technically weed mayo could theoretically be a thing but you’d have to use insane amounts of hash oil lol

  237. I’m gonna log off though when I go see my cousin. Also Karma, I like Kloe but I they gave us the two
    GOATS right off the bat

  238. I can't believe there was a line suggesting Subaru used little girls, and then he says he would never, but if he did it would only be Beatrice. Only in anime

  239. I didn't finish S2 it came out when I was too old for anime girls and busy with adult shows like Sonny Boy and Mushoku Tensei

  241. I forgot rent a girlfriend is coming out too. I can't wait till the pool scene is animated, I may just have to watch that one episode for the hilarity

  252. Next time I see Harby, imma punch him in the gooch.
    – Shredder

  255. I finished level 400 today. Liking it a lot more now that I'm past 200

      1. I think it was just that particular level cause I liked the first one a lot and almost got everything there before but just wasn't feeling it on the next one. I have 100%ed the first 4 now though.

          1. I was fairly close when I got to the end of each one anyway, and I realised today you can buy locations of stuff for most levels or just keep smashing dirt until you get a chest with maps in them

          3. I need to go cook dinner in a minute I was just waiting for my family to get home. Hope you enjoy your snack and game mate.

  258. I genuinely liked Rent a Girlfriend in the beginning but then it keeps dragging on with filler plotlines and no progression. It's like he's trapped in some kind of cuckold purgatory. They did significantly up the fan service though.

    1. Yeah I liked the first season in a so bad it's good kinda way but season 2 made me stop

  259. Also I have no idea how it received 5 seasons when most romcoms struggle to get 2

  261. My Grandpa is watching the Mummy and how come Rachel Weisz wearing a dress and heels running through the desert is considered “Empowering “ and “A badass female protagonist” but Bryce Dallas Howard running from a T Rex in a dress and stilettos is considered “lazy writing” and “emblematic of the downfall of the western film industry” Is it because she’s a red head?

  262. Why do they have a Final Fantasy Airship in Mummy 2 lmao. This movie is awesome.

      1. Come on man, that was at least early PS2 level cutscene graphics.

  267. MMaga Charizard I have a Pokémon question.
    do Charmander and his evolutions fart? Would that be dangerous with their tails? I ask you because your dog farts a lot so If you got a Charmander it would fart like crazy

  274. Half way through season 2 of Re:Zero.
    I like it. Basically crack.
    But why does he have the power to respawn?
    The witch who gave him that power says she loves him, but… why exactly?

    1. Couldn’t fucking pay me to do that even in the indoor ones with a harness on

      1. Yeah I'm not a fan of heights either lol, hoping this can help build up a tolerance

  289. I need an AI girlfriend that looks like Mikey Madison that will support my paranoid delusions

  290. Sounds like a new metro is next week. Metro 2039. Good time to play redux at last

    1. I need to play those games but TBH, I don’t know if I can handle Eastern European post apocalypse human suffering porn. And by the way things are going, it’ll probably be before 2032 we live like this

  301. I feel like my arms would snap if I ever tried rock climbing but it looks fun carrying around those bags of chalk so your hands dont get too sweaty

  307. MMy hands are so dry rn. I probably coulda climbed longer but my grip was going from that

  310. This is the worst I’ve felt in like 2-3 years and I don’t know what to do.

  311. Genuinely a nice watch of a Liverpool game. First time in the league this entire year

    1. Days was just shot in a cool unique way. Other than that didn’t much care for it

  314. Finally gonna get back to Alan woke last night. Haven’t played in a week

      1. No, we might go to Jack’s which is a medium fancy restaurant.

          1. Dude, if I ever take a girl on a date to a fast food place, please, please have me ol’ yellered immediately.

          3. Maybe after you’re in a relationship. Not when you’re still in the first phases where pretending you care matters lmao

  319. Harby, I think that Ngmoa kid (idk how to spell it) has done more in the two games I watched where he started than Gakpo has all season.

    1. Gakpo was ok in the #9 today. Should be there more often he must be played

    2. Biggest difference was that Wirtz was finally back in the #10

      1. Amorim 🤝 Slot

        Playing their best playmaker out of position all season

    1. When she said “That’s crazy Satty me Bloodclart” i had my suspicions.

  327. I hate playing against kids in fifa and nhl because I feel so bad for winning

  329. JJust Watched the Memory Snow OVA for Re:Zero.
    The scene about the bathroom completely caught me off guard.
    What the fuck do you mean you replaced the water with mayonnaise? Why would Rem even think to do that? What is even the context for it?

  330. Spiffy is a 16 year old Japanese girl child soldier that used halo to cope with life after the war and the only way spiffy felt peace until they ruined the series

  335. No one I've played against today actually finished the match they all rage quit

  338. I started Squid game last night. One of best pilots ive ever seen. It starts off okay and then just turns into pure art.

  343. Why is Fate/ consistently among the only anime with normal dialogue? Not even seinen like Vinland Saga has it.

  344. I know I can't complain but I really don't like the lesbian loli overlord and a lot of these female characters

  347. The bottom of the Yankees order is so bad that Wells who is barely hitting .140 is being intentionally walked lol

  349. Who are these people saying “You know, I really like the taste of beer, I just don’t want that silly being buzzed business”

  351. I think no one wants to drink alcohol anymore for health related reasons (Clavicular talks about how it's estrogenic but also how his mother drank while pregnant — something many zoomers can relate to) so sales are in decline and companies are desperate but also people have trouble adapting to the new paradigm.

    1. Nobody drinks any more because Gen Z’ers don’t go out (either because of cost or because of social norms changing)

      It’s also a huge part of the reason gen Z men have trouble or perceived trouble dating. It’s just a reality that it’s very much easier to meet people at clubs/bars.

      1. And I’m not just saying that because drunk people = easier to hit on. The entire bar industry is centered around attracting women because if women are there, men will want to be too. There’s a reason why big clubs always let girls in first, it’s not a coincidence or the bouncer being a simp lol.

  352. Wait, is the school headmaster the guy Karma joked about being Dumbledore lol

  353. I finished Alan wake last night. Good game. I finished the first DLC and it was awful. Literally everything bad about the game turned up to 11

  354. Top 3 of Premier League are absolute hot garbage. City wake the fuck up

  355. Amazon Luna has a surprisingly decent line up included with Prime (Alan Wake 2, Indiana Jones, EA FC 26 etc.) but you're forced to stream them so it's all for nothing.

  356. Also I hate this loli so much I want to strangle the life out of her every single time she's on screen get the fuck out of my show

  357. I don't even think Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya (look it up) fans would like her.

  360. They’re already talking about delaying Fable to 2027 to avoid GTA6 because apparently the game got internally delayed to around fall time. Keep in mind this will mark 6 years since they announced the fucking game. Xbox cannot develop anything in a timely fashion

    1. I don't know why they cancelled so many games and decided to spend a decade on this (development started in 2018).

      1. I mean this does look like one of the better Xbox games. I would imagine they're probably gonna finish development for it sometime this year and then just pick the release date around GTA6 to maximize sales. Feels like this is what Sony was trying to do with TLOU2 when Covid hit, until the leaks forced their hand

  362. I’ll never understand why so many people randomly decided BGAE was a game they wanted a sequel to. It wasn’t particularly popular when it released, it became a bit of a cult classic because of youtube video essays years later. 99% of people who were “excited” for BGAE 2 probably don’t even know that the OG was the original Ubislop game.

  364. Seriously man can we just fire Boone at this point? The fucking Rays have humilated them this series. Boone's Yankees always curl up into a ball and suck their thumbs when they play rivalry games

    2. Zoomer Fate does this too. There's literally a non binary hero and they turned King Arthur into a man.

  368. I love how we just have this random fucker in Grichuk getting actual playing time for some reason. And BaBoone won't pinch hit for him because he says he deserves to see some time. Why? This dude will be DFA'd the second Volpe/Dominguez come back. This team is cooked

  369. Its honestly a travesty that Judge will never have a ring in his career. Fuck Hal, fuck Cashman and fuck Boone

  370. why are gooners turbo doomers? even if they lose to city they're not losing the league

  371. Also, McMahon is the definition of a player whose stats are hyper inflated because of Coors. They gave up nothing though so it’s not a total fleece.

    1. Still he's making like $16 million a year this and next year. At least he's got a great glove

  372. Jazz Chisholm was also a bad signing and no amount of arguing will make me believe otherwise. If you don’t think about it, he seems good because he’s flashy and exciting and has some pop but he is a career 12 war player. He is as much a difference maker as somebody like Jose Siri.

  373. Lmao, Orban got destroyed. JD Vance with the touch of death again.

  375. I am now caught up to season 4 of Re:Zero, meaning I now have to wait for episodes to drop.
    Thankfully, S4 started last week on my birthday(yay).

          1. I think it’s neat how Subaru’s conclusion is that dying is scary as shit and really fucking hurts.
            It would be a lot less interesting if he acted like Deadpool or something.

        1. He posts here and has a game review site and has actually met famous game people. Also the yooka replayee people mentioned their review or something

  382. They also send each other weird videos of guys hurting themselves. Which my theory is because it represents them hurting themselves by denying their own love

  384. Bruh lmao, why is there a dead ass days of our lives montage of them spending the day at school

  387. I like how the steam reviews for fifa 26 are always like this game is broken garbage with 500+ hours played because it is broken garbage but I can't stop playing

  392. Geez Trump is really set on burning all his bridges now isn't he? Now that he's lost all his MAGA influencers like Bannon and Carlson or whatever he's going after the Pope? Should be some fun mid-term results coming up.

      1. Not bad, just doing some work, some housework and dealing with tradies who are doing some work on the house.

    1. Nice. 200 was the one that I didn't really like that much, Hilltop or whatever. 300 was good though.

  404. Trump was never liked by the Conservative pundits. He was never liked by the party at large either until they realized they struck gold with racist morons.

    He hasn’t “lost” Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson and all these conservative personalities. They never liked him, they’re being paid by Putin and Putin isn’t happy he has to pay a lot more for drones right now

  406. I still can’t believe the Caviesel as Bolsonaro movie is actually real. It’s literally beyond satire.

      1. He’s a talented actor. He probably would have been a big star if he didn’t succumb to the dreaded Right Wing Grift.

        1. I feel like him and Dean cain thought they were gonna be bigger but when they weren’t they decided right wing grifting was the way because then they can blame everyone else for them not being bigger.

      2. He’s a talented actor. He probably would have been a big star if he didn’t succumb to the dreaded Right Wing Grift.

  408. Also, Orban getting decimated immediately after having that mega dork Vance campaign for him is the most objectively funny outcome. He tried to rig the election and Vance’s involvement made it completely moot lol

          1. He definitely has resting “The girl was asking for it wearing that dress” face

          1. Ill be honest if you didnt grow up watching classic Disney movies, KH wont have the same impact on you as it did for me. I think its like OOT where you just had to expericence it at the time.

          3. You should defintely play KH1 bro. It is the greatest game ever made.

          5. The fan favorite is II and rightfully so but the first one will always be my favorite

          7. Sephy is hard af in KH1. Hes pretty easy in KH2. The super bosses in 2 anc 3 are like 1000x harder compared to him.

          11. Nah, I never played Kh before and I loved KH 1 and what I’ve played of 2. Although you’re probably right it’s not the same if you didn’t watch Hercules growing up

  410. The Masters was amazing today. Rory McIlroy is a top 10 player all time and the best European player ever now that he has 2 green jackets

  415. Every time there’s Twitch drama about some big twitch streamer cheating, I feel like I have to remind people that think getting tons of hoes when you’re rich is worth bragging about. All these Twitch streamers talk to girls like socially stunted anime characters. It’s actually so cringe.

  416. Maybe I need to see the show to know if Sydney Sweeney barking like a dog was imperative to the story or not… You know… Before I judge Sam Levinson too much.

      1. What do you mean, according to MAGA people, Sydney Sweeney being rich means she hates everyone as much as they do.

      1. I find the dog stuff insanely off putting. Nothing that demeans people is particularly sexy to me tbh

  420. HBO: Sam, why the fuck did you need a scene of Sydney Sweeney barking like a dog, you know we’re trying to sell the company.

    Sam Levinson: It’s important to the story she be wearing a dog outfit.

    HBO: Whatever, fuck it. This time next year we’re gonna be making Yellowstone spinoffs til the day we die

          2. My sex drive is so great, nobody has more testosterone than me. Many such cases

          4. Two, three maybe four hot Vietnamese instagram thots. Everyone says you know Satty, you always pick the best instagram hoes, and it’s true everyone says it folks

      1. The version of me that doesn’t have a the part of my brain that allows me to feel shame, aka, what every Conservative politician has removed as mandatory entrance into the party.

    1. Remember when the ai anime filter kept making me a trap lmao. GOATed DP moment.

  434. My thoughts so far

    I love the general vibe of the game. It’s structured very much like Dragon Quest. I love how low stakes it is, you’re just kinda going around solving petty crimes and there’s no big bad.

    I love the combat system. The Orbment system has grown on me a lot. I am going to be mega bummed when every JRPG doesn’t have this hybrid battle system where you can beat enemies without going to turn based.

    Music and visuals are great. Characters are amazing. While I do appreciate the narrative pacing of having the moments with just Estelle and Joshua, the swapping party members sucks, purely because I genuinely like all of them. Like I would probably keep my party as Estelle/Joshua/Scharazard/Olivier but I like Kloe too but you don’t have a choice.

    So far I’d give it a 9/10

  435. I found a girl Diki might like. IDK if he likes Indian girls but she has really pretty black hair.

    1. Why aren’t you watching the AEW PPV? You could be watching hot bangers

      1. I think he’s talented and he gets the business. He just needs to be challenged because nobody else in AEW is really trying as hard as him lol

          1. Too bad though. He could be feuding with legit stars but thank god he’s with the good guys putting on 6 Meltzer Star Bangers with Y2J

  439. My take on the Pat Mcafee stuff is that I never want tk be forced to see Pat McAfee. But CM Punk calling him “Pat MAGAfee” kinda popped me

      1. I get what they’re kinda going for but I find meta shit like that extremely lame. Like making fun of people rightfully criticizing you is always lame as fuck.

          1. Yep. Him making fun of “vanilla midgets” is some shit WCW 2000 Nash would say.

    3. Yes. 2-Pac and Biggie are pretty much auto top 10’s because they didn’t have a chance to fall off or maybe only have 2 or 3 huge albums before making a lot of nothing.

      The guy from Blind Melon died with only “No Rain” being a hit but nobody goes “Oh that band was a one hit wonder”’they go “Damn, they might have been something special if he hadn’t OD’d he was the most talented guy.”

        1. TBH, I don’t think Kurt Cobain would have been making music that long, or been relevant that long.

          Don’t get me wrong. I love him and Nirvana a lot, but he isn’t technically a good musician. At all. And that was sort of his thing but at the same time, I doubt he’d have transitioned to other genres.

          And nobody talks about it but grunge ironically died the same exact death as it caused 80’s hair metal. Grunge died the second Post hardcore/Nu Metal became a mainstream thing.

      2. I think 2pac is rated accurately and I truly believe he could have gone down as the undisputed, or unanimous greatest rapper if he had lived.

        Biggie just does not have enough material for me to rank him in the top 10.

        But sadly both died very young in their peak so that tends to muddy things, they never had a chance to cool off or release mid work later on in their careers like Em did.

        But hip hop is really a genre where you really can't say 1 particular artists is the greatest ever and have everyone or even most people agree.

        1. That’s kinda it, you just don’t know. I agree Pac is probably undisputed GOAT if he doesn’t die but who even knows. I don’t think anybody heard College Dropout and thought “Boy, I hope this guy doesn’t write a song about the 5th reich one day”

          2. I have too many positive memories and emotions tied to his old music to just completely stop listening to it but I won’t touch his new stuff.

  442. It’s especially the same for sports injuries. Nobody says “Oh man, Grant Hill was a bust” they go “Grant Hill would have been one of the greats if he hadn’t gotten hurt.”

  443. Maybe grunge didn’t “die” but it evolved into different things.

    1. D Rose without injuries is probably a top 10 PG all time minimum. He had that Chicago team flying. He was so athletic and he could drive and kick so well too so I think he could have transitioned really well into the modern NBA. Just sucks he got hurt. His MVP year was legendary.

      1. Not much. I’m listening to a baseball podcast and grinding in Trails

    1. It’s a total stats dork podcast but it’s good background noise. And they literally did an episode saying EXACTLY what I said this morning about a player to Vadee lmao

    1. It made me laugh so hard that the ONE TIME he decided to watch it, it wss between two generationally awful teams lmao

  452. It was like saying to a friend “Metallica kicks ass, listen to this playlist” and then the playlist starts with St Anger

  455. Horizon is consistently a really strong 8/10 game and then when you get back from sidetracking to the main story it turns into 9/10 nearly every single time. This is such a good sequel so far

    1. And the quality is so impressive. Even the most minor side missions have fully animated cutscenes.

      Like this one side mission after it’s completion and the conversation had ran it’s course, they animated that npc to take a drink from his jug and then he grimaced because of how strong the alcohol was and only then the cutscene was over. They don’t have to put this stuff in but they do. The devil is in the details.

      Only listening to rumours where you sit down for 15 seconds and hear some local out about the happenings are not

    2. The story was very anime-like and the writers are clearly Gainax (Eva) fans so I liked it despite all the controversies.

  456. Episodes 3 and 4 of Maul Shadow Lord were even better than 1 and 2. If those were I believe I gave 8/10 for both then these are 8.5 and a fucking 9/10.

    This show is legit, I’m so glad it is. And I keep saying it but Sam Witwer just owns the fucking screen as Maul. I could listen to him talk all day

    1. I feel bad because my dad got Disney+ just to watch it and assumed I'd be watching it too but I haven't even seen S7 of The Clone Wars

      1. I mean it wasn’t my rumor. Just saw a ton popping up about it recently so there had to be smoke

        2. how much of a miss was it though? It was technically flawed but the game itself was great

        3. Wasn't the last monster hunter mixed as well or am I tripping? I don't really pay attention to that series so idk

          2. Critical reception is not fan reception, look at what Spiffy said

          3. It was recieved well initially despite being completely broken and basically sub Ubisoft tier but I think fans have slowly turned on the game.

          4. Also apparently the PS5 version was still playable while the PC version was unplayable for months so thats why it varies

          6. Heard it was broken on launch and thats it dumbed down the formula for more casual players

    2. I believed all along. I never ever doubted the lolicon Kojima fans at Capcom.

    1. People in general do not act like the internet. I grew up in a hippy ass rural town. Like, city council wouldn’t let Walmart build a store there because they had anti-establishment laws like that for a long ass time.

      I have NEVER seen a blue haired girl with a septum piercing yell at me about micro aggressions or “the patriarchy” and we’re talking about a town that had a city hall meeting shut down because people wanted to protest them taking an old tree down on the property. The internet is never reality.

  464. Or maybe it's just the ones who decided to come to Canada. I'm not sure.

    1. To be fair, Republican Americans are too poor from living in Arkansas to travel.

  466. Is everyone masturbating to Justin Bieber or something? Why the fuck are my peers masturbating to him

    2. If you’re talking about girls thinking he’s hot I don’t get it either. If women really think Beibs is hot, there are 500 coke dealers in the Bay Area that should be getting insane pussy because he looks exactly like that now.

      1. Idk suddenly my peers are posting about Bieber in Coachella and I was like jaysus….

        1. I mean they will bottle it, it will be funny

          but Spurs will drop, and it will be funnier

  472. The Drama was good. I knew I’d like it because it had Zendaya and Battinson in it alone, but it was thoroughly entertaining and way funnier than I expected.

    Solid 7/10

  474. Morocco is incredible but we despise that nation and team now

          1. I can list all countries I don't have a kit for yet (I'm not saying I want the 2026 kits, but I want at least one kit from their national teams)

            still need:

            – Jordan
            – South Korea
            – Saudi Arabia
            – Uzbekistan
            – Curaçao
            – Haiti
            – Austria
            – Croatia
            – England
            – Turkey

          2. I've never even heard of Curacao before I can't believe they qualified

          3. I can because I had done it in the past in Football Manager

            half of all black Dutch players are Curaçaoan. The other half is Surinamese

          4. This 48 team world cup format will get a bunch of dead weights there but not Italy

  476. Miranda , Yennefer, Aloy 🧐
    Does Leo hate confident women?

    1. I hate characters that talk to themselves like schizo weirdos too often

  479. I’m still laughing at Chelsea giving Rosenior like 7 years. Didn’t I say it would be a miracle if he is still there after the summer like 2 games in? He’s literally a fucking PR guy. He’s barely a manager.

      1. I know he looks like richard Adyode (?) but he acts more like David Brent/Michael Scott tbh

  481. I can't think of Nausicaa (because of its influence on Horizon) without remembering that one doujin hentai and it keeps overriding my memory of the actual manga

  482. By the way, my date went well yesterday. She wants me to come over to watch Stein’s Gate. She’s like obsessed with getting me to watch it lol

      1. I told her this is the literal only thing I’ve ever seen from Stein’s Gate and she swore at me in Korean under her breath lmao

        1. When you're watching it with her make sure to mention how much you like Ruka (the shrine priestess) it'll make her laugh

    4. Is she a Horizon fan? Aloy's actress plays the main girl in Steins;Gate (also she is the main girl to me okay)

  484. I told her “If you’re going to try to get me to watch One Piece we better get married right now because that is less of a commitment” but she doesn’t Really like One Piece.

  488. The upholstery from a 1998 taco bell is contacting its lawyer.

  490. The author has a cardboard cut out and figurines of Chiziru that he goes on dates with and he's known to also take real pictures of his life and then draw her in so it's like she's real

    1. I was looking for the "let's pacifiy this bitch" line but this honestly works better lol

    2. It’s not weird. It’s just fucking fetish content. Skinimax for a new gen.

        1. I’ll kink shame a lot of things tbh. There’s a lot of shit I don’t get but can understand. Feet stuff. Red flag. Weird demeaning shit? Red flag Baby/age play stuff. Fucking weird.

    3. It’s not weird. It’s just fucking fetish content. Skinimax for a new gen.

    1. no, what they usually do is kidnap Japanese monster movie directors to make their own Godzilla knockoffs (it's true look it up)

  506. The PL is such rigged nonsense these days. Don’t even fucking try to hide it any more.

  508. 2 goals off not called fouls. Whatever. I hope this league loses its CL spots.

  510. When the entire r/sawker thread is saying it was bullshit you know it’s fucked.

  512. Whenever they refuse to show a replay of a questionable foul call, it means it was wrong.

  513. VAR just should get in the bin. Fucking useless system. Fuck VAR

  515. They’re trying so hard for Liverpool and Chelsea to catch up and it’s not working lol

    1. We won’t. We had one good game and Slot will take nothing he learned from it for weeks to come. It’s back to ded slothball

          1. My bro and I started Arrow season 1. This shit was actually peak

      1. It takes like no time out of your day to watch one episode of a tv show

  523. It’s still so weird that Kimiko talks now just feels wrong

  527. I was already not watching the world cup but now I care even less.

  528. This game has the worst netcode of any major release ever but no one cares about anything at Microsoft

  531. This shit ass league is so fucking soft for every tram but us my god. How the absolute fuck is that a straight red.

    2. Shut the fuck up. If Liverpool got a red for that you’d be throwing a fit like a little bitch. This sport is complete fucking dogshit now. When the entire r/soccer thread agrees with me, it’s wrong.

  534. They can pull this back to check if he barely got his manbun pulled but if somebody gets punched in the face it’s completely ignored by everybody. Just fuck off man. I’m done with this trash sport.

  535. They can pull this back to check if he barely got his manbun pulled but if somebody gets punched in the face it’s completely ignored by everybody. Just fuck off man. I’m done with this trash sport.

  537. He’s not wven looking at him the entire time lmao. What a fucking piss take. Fuck the PL.

  539. Anybody who likes this sport is a genuine retard. I hope Trump ruins the world cup for everybody. Fuck this trash

  541. Everyone who doesn’t grow their hair out now is stupid because you can’t accidentally touch anybody’s hair now without it being a straight red

  544. And I hope Neville gets his vocal chords ripped out fucking cunt.

  546. I've pulled a girls hair that hard and been told “don’t be a pussy, harder”’like holy fuck how is anybody defending this decision lol

  547. What’s hilarious is right before that DCL just straight grabs his throat but that’s fine I guess lmao. Absolute fucking blatant rigging, if I gambled on this game I’d be canceling my credit card before the game was over so they couldn’t Charge it.

  548. “Violent conduct”

    Fucking kill your fucking bald cunt self Tierney you fat prick

  550. Somebody PLEASE make a counter argument to me saying it’s rigged because it seems pretty fucking blatant

    1. Yes sati every sport you watch it’s all rigged against the team you support

      1. It’s not just my team, I complain about a lot of games being rigged

    2. I'm not watching and don't care but if I were I still wouldn't because every time someone makes a good point you just ignore the comment and go back to ranting

    1. I made that up DK, I’ve never had a girl ask me to do anything sexy in my life

    1. they could even make Yakuza-esque sections with Captain Falcon punching everyone to oblivion

      1. Back when Platinum wasn’t washed, I thought of a cool idea for a racing/Captain Falcon action game.

        1. you just need to let RGG Studio make it. They already made GX and that might be the best racing game ever made

    1. I hope we come back and get a draw. Absolute fuck this garbage rigged league

    1. they literally made F-Zero GX, that game's cutscenes are Yakuza levels of retarded, the music is literally identical to Yakuza… you just need new courses and a Falcon story mode where you can falcon punch goons in the future.

    1. He should be watching the Collision after AEW Dynasty. He could watch MJF have a 25 minute banger with Orange Cassidy

  564. It’s really funny seeing “Cristians” try to explain why Trump depicting himself as Jesus isn’t blasphemy.

  565. Laurel looks so fine in season 1.
    Why did we hate her back then again…?

    Wtf did Katie do to her body and face after this

      1. YeYeah used to follow her on Twitter then her posts got political and I unfollowed because she was all in ok RFK.

        I didn't hate her tbh. I forgot why people hated her. Probably because they wanted Ollie with felicity

          4. Like here she goes against her dad to defend Ollie about these obviously ludicrous claims that he’s the Hood

  567. It’s also hilarious that they’ll be like “How dare you call me a fascist” meanwhile they’re all making movies about fucking Bolsonaro of all people. Like if you don’t want to be called fascists, campaigning for a Putin puppet seems like something you’d look to avoid.

      1. It’s just as bad as the morons who seem to have memory loss every time Trump does something retarded “I could never have seen this coming!”

        Really? You didn’t see him being a fucking moron happening, do you have amnesia?

      1. I knew as soon as pizzagate shit happened it was because there was a secret cabal of conservative pedophiles lol. It’s always projection

          1. It’s how you know the election was rigged because they spent 8 years even when they won crying about cheating so they can desensitize people to it.

  572. I’m glad randy said he still calls them PPV’s because “Premium live event” sounds like some fucking corpo PR double speak.

  573. Baseball is trying so fucking hard to make Livvy Dunne the Taylor Swift of baseball but her and Skenes are so boring together nobody cares. And he plays for Pittsburgh so that’s never happening even if he does grow a personality.

          2. It sounds like somebody typed “Create a country song with electronic drums for an EPIC event commercial” into chat GPT

    3. The 9-6 Pirates who currently lead the division? They’re winning it all this year.

      Then Skenes will be a Yankee

  581. I never checked but considering sati calling everyone regarded I take it United did lose 2-1.
    What a dream weekend for Liverpool

    1. an entire Brighton with a god damn blood lust towards seeing De Zerbi cry

    2. Manchester City
      Personality: Perfectionist, loves efficiency, probably uses spreadsheets for fun
      You like dominance, control, and winning a lot
      You appreciate beautiful, almost robotic football
      👉 Pick this if you want to support the “final boss”

      🔴 Liverpool FC
      Personality: Passionate, emotional, rides highs and lows HARD
      You cry during movies and scream during games
      You believe in magic comebacks
      👉 Pick this if you want feelings with your football

      🔴 Arsenal FC
      Personality: Optimistic intellectual, slightly dramatic
      You love “the process” and young talent
      You overanalyze everything
      👉 Pick this if you enjoy hope, heartbreak, and aesthetics

      💰 The Big Names & Chaos Merchants

      🔴 Manchester United
      Personality: Nostalgic, loyal, slightly delusional (in a fun way)
      You talk about the “good old days”
      You believe they’ll be back (one day…)
      👉 Pick this if you love history + chaos

      🔵 Chelsea FC
      Personality: Impulsive, trend-chaser, thrives in chaos
      You like drama, transfers, and unpredictability
      👉 Pick this if you enjoy a reality show disguised as a club

      ⚪ Tottenham Hotspur
      Personality: LOL
      You believe “this year is the year” (every year)
      👉 Pick this if you enjoy character-building suffering

      🧱 The “Proper Football” Traditionalists

      ⚫⚪ Newcastle United
      Personality: Loyal, intense, all-in fan energy
      You love loud crowds and underdog-turned-contender vibes
      👉 Pick this if you want passion + rising power

      🔵 Everton FC
      Personality: Resilient, stubborn, slightly stressed
      You don’t quit, even when things are rough
      👉 Pick this if you want to earn your happiness

      🔴⚪ Nottingham Forest
      Personality: Old-school romantic
      You like history, legends, and comeback stories
      👉 Pick this if you like vintage vibes

      🎯 The Smart Hipster Picks

      🔴⚪ Brentford FC
      Personality: Data nerd, Moneyball enthusiast
      You love underdogs that outsmart richer teams
      👉 Pick this if you want to sound smart at parties

      🔵 Brighton & Hove Albion
      Personality: Tactical hipster
      You enjoy clever systems and hidden gems
      👉 Pick this if you like “cool before it was cool”

      ⚫⚪ Fulham FC
      Personality: Chill, classy, low-drama
      You just want good football and a nice vibe
      👉 Pick this if you hate stress
      🔥 The Underdogs & Fighters

      🟣 Aston Villa
      Personality: Ambitious, slightly underrated
      You want a team on the rise
      👉 Pick this if you like momentum and belief

      🔴⚫ AFC Bournemouth
      Personality: Scrappy, adaptable
      You enjoy punching above your weight
      👉 Pick this if you root for the little guy

      2. This is so accurate lol
        ”Passionate, emotional, rides highs and lows HARD”

  585. for real if we are the ones responsible for relegating a De Zerbi-led team, this will feel like absolute karmic vindication

    2. No because they're changing the combat system to be like the garbage current system

        1. The leaks say that at least which is a baffling decision if true. AC3/4 era was pretty much their best combat

  589. Tomorrow one of those magic comebacks 🤞🏻🤞🏻
    Delusion is the best drug

  592. I can’t think of a big modern 3rd person action game with worse combat than ass ass in creed

    2. Like I watched the FA Cup humiliation ritual in it’s entirety

    1. I watched it at her. And she’s coming to my place tomorrow after her werk

      And btw we moving together and found a place 🤩

  596. It’s good though when she has started sending Liverpool reels about pain and suffering to you

    1. my girlfriend sends me memes making fun of Vasco da Gama because well we are the absolute butt of the joke

  601. How the fuck are we 3 points off 3rd place.

    This league is butt

    1. we stayed like two months without winning a game, yet we are just two points off an European spot lol

    2. Because the refs are being told to intentionally keep the race tight.

    1. You could easily get a girlfriend if you actually believed in yourself.

      1. DDoubtful. I've ran the most likely possible scenarios in my head and the only realistic one would be online but there's no where online it would make sense. Irl the possibility is very limited. Especially based on my behaviors and possible reactions

  606. Wish I could play Horizon late into the night but I gotta progress my thesis tomorrow

  608. Yeah, things are bad when even r/soccer users are starting to think they’re intentionally rigging games against us lol

    1. well for starters they are in a subreddit called sOcCeR so you can't expect much from them

      1. Yeah but 99% of that sub would downvote a post about a United player curing cancer lol. So it proves my point

    3. I'm sorry but didn't you tell karma 5 years ago that reddit doesn't represent the real world? Now you base everything on people on reddit agreeing with you

      1. I mean, there’s no way to measure what people actually think. TBH I think more people would agree with me that the level of refereeing has definitely entered “more than just basic incompetence” territory.

          1. No, I mocked people for thinking that just because an online fanbase hates something means everyone does. But it depends on the situation. Like 90% of WWE fans are not on reddit complaining about Danhousen’s
            Workrate, but if you look at a sub reddit dedicated to hardcore fans they probably say that.

            Meanwhile, if you asked casuals if Kobe is top 10 all time, 99% of casuals say yes when anybody who actually knows a fucking thing about basketball would laugh at the idea. So in general, it’s not a good representation of actual popular opinion, but sometimes it is.

          3. Like I said above, it kinda just depends on the situation. I don’t think you can definitively say something is popular opinion because of online, but you can absolutely get a sense for how a fanbase feels about something.

          4. Again this just makes you sound like you pick and choose when it's alright. The way you worded it was fucking politician speak for when I do it it's okay

        1. It’s not from the USA. It’s just called r/soccer probably because r/football was taken for NFL immediately.

  609. I don’t think you can make sweeping generalizations about anything from online opinions, but you can generally get a feel for how hardcore fans feel about something.

  611. I don’t understand why people give these sports leagues the benefit of the doubt about this shit when it’s pretty much verifiable every sport affects games for gambling.

      1. It’s pretty easy to tell who they want to win, especially in the NBA. It’s why I don’t like basketball that much, the NBA is such an easy sport to rig for gambling it’s insane.

          1. 2002 Lakers Vs Kings WCF is so bad that it’s basically used as proof every league rigs sports for big teams/gambling.

          2. Circumstantial evidence that would be dismissed in a court of law. Again it's probably rigged and no evidence doesn't mean it's not happening but do you actually hear yourself? Like you have nothing to make your argument yet you act like anyone arguing with you is stupid

          3. The real argument is ref incompetence/human error vs actual purposeful manipulation. You can’t really “prove” something is rigged unless somebody comes out and says it. But the NBA has literally had refs be caught rigging games before.

          1. Because I don’t think every single game is rigged, just ones that are important. Ain’t nobody rigging Pelicans/Wizards on a random Thursday.

  612. This is why I like baseball the most BTW. It’s one of the only sports without constant black and white judgement calls.

  613. I finished HFW in a day it only took 13 hours for the main quest it's the same length as Cyberpunk 2077

        1. I know. One of my favorite moments in the series. I can’t believe I never played any of the Zero games before.

  615. I saw a random google article saying “Paddington 4, Escape from New York getting reboots greenlit”
    And I didn’t see the comma and I was SO ready for a Snake Plisken Paddington you have no fucking idea.

  621. I want to play it but I’d have to borrow my uncle’s Switch 3

  623. I'm so desperate for something to play I have decided to give Deadlock a try

    1. Maybe you need to just go back to playing games you know you like for a while. That’s what I did.

      1. I pretty much just play Halo and Fifa and Minecraft. 10 years ago I was playing Halo and Fifa and Minecraft. I need something else.

          1. That's why I just bought Crimson Desert but don't you ever feel kind of sad and alone in these games you spend hours playing? I spent nearly an hour helping this kid find his cat but it doesn't matter at all because he's not real. SP games I like (FFXV and LiS) feel very real so they overcome this while TLG or DS lean into it.

          2. Buddy, I think you’re projecting something else onto the ganes. All media expects you to suspend your disbelief that it isn’t “real”

          3. I know but I'm just saying I can't bridge that gap when it's very obvious I'm the only sentient character in a world full of NPCs. Someone should acknowledge my actions (like in real life or in an MP game) which would give rescuing the cat some meaning but there isn't any. In Persona or FFXV someone is there but this is relatively rare.

          4. I can't play games like Total War or Civ or Rimworld without feeling like I'm wasting hundreds of hours doing nothing.

      2. I did buy Persona 3 Reload though but it's single player so it's not the same. I hope Deadlock reminds me of Team Fortress 2 but I already know it won't.

  624. That still fucking trips me out. I swear to god I’ve seen Halo 4 on PS3 for real. I’m not even joking.

  625. I finished DK Bananza in a day it was only 7 hours long and that's only because the final boss was broken

          3. and Mario keeps getting cucked like Kazuya from Rent a Girlfriend because she prefers cool muscular guys like DK while Mario is a manlet so he has to start looksmaxxing to ascend I think it would give all their characters more substance and depth

  628. The neighbor walked by while I was working on my plants and she said “Always working… You’re the hardest working unemployed guy I know” and I said “hearing the girl you like call you unemployed is like a knife through the heart even if it’s true.”

      1. I like her but I’m taking things slow. She told me her last relationship lasted 3 years and by the end he was being extremely emotionally controlling so I’m just taking it easy.

  631. My big question about the Trump Jesus picture is why was there a Gundam in the background?

    2. I also don’t understand why people like Charlie exist. What is the point of watching content where dudes just waffle about not having any opinion? Why do these content creators care if people know their politics lol

    1. You could be watching Mina Sharikawa have heatless bangers with Toni Storm and Harley Cameron.

          1. Satty was going to join the itty bitty titty committee but they said no innees ><

    1. It’s because the same franchises have been the cultural zeitgeist for the entirety of 3 generations now. COD has been mediocre at best for over a decade at this point. League and DOTA don’t attract new players so people are only leaving.

      There are very, very few multiplayer IP’s with staying power any more because MP games by design are disposable now. You don’t play Marvel Rivals every day, you play it when there’s nothing else or you play it to grind the battlepass because of FOMO. You don’t actually only play something like Arc Raiders unless your friends also only play that

  643. I might have to go get a real job soon. I'm hoping not but it is seeming kinda likely now, stupid repair work on our house is costing more than I hoped. Might be 30 grand now ><

      1. Yeah I'm not thrilled about it. I can cover it but that's pretty much all my trading capital and most of my savings so if anything else happened like an emergency or whatever then I wouldn't have any other money. And if I then lost the last of my trading capital I wouldn't have any money to get me by until I did find a job

        1. Thanks bro and I appreciate the offer but nah I need sustainability the most. I'll work it out just wanted to bitch about it.

  647. Astros and Red Sox are cooked. Glorious. Sadly we might be joining them soon

    1. He secretly has a small rodent pulling his hair and controlling him while he posts? This actually makes a lot of sense.

          3. The fact I posted a picture of me feeding the cat right after you said this is hilarious.

    1. Risky, but bold.

      Anyway I gotta go have a shower after my workout. Laterz.

      1. Right after I took this he looked up at me like “Can I eat in peace bruh”

  652. Also. i fucking love that in this picture there’s a military fly over for him performing a miracle lmao

  653. Be honest: is it cringy to be like “Oh made too much dinner tee hee do you want some?”

    1. If you say it like that yes, otherwise it is probably somewhat endearing to her that you are finding excuses to spend more time with her.

      Unless she already knows that you are a stalking psychopath, but in that case it's probably too late for her anyway.

        1. Good. Also don't tell her that you haven't roofied it. Apart from that you should be ok.

          4. When we were hanging out the other night I asked her if she wanted a drink and she said yes and I literally brought everything outside to pour it for her because for some reason my brain was like “I don’t want her to think I roofied her”
            But why would she think that?

          5. Yeah… why would she?

            Seriously though it's kinda sad that's where we're at now as a species but whatevs.

          6. She wouldn’t. I mean I know her well enough that I’d hope she wouldn’t. I’m just fucking weird ok

          7. The first part was a joke implying that she has every reason to suspect that you'd roofie her.

            The second part was a social commentary because unfortunately it is a legitimate concern for a lot of women nowdays.

      1. Meatball soup. I made too much though because my grandpa isn’t hungry but I didn’t know that.

    1. I should tbh. I usually write funny songs when I’m given a concept.

  657. city sims have the worst player bases. I'm pretty sure they're destroying the world as we speak.

  660. The funny thing is that Travis Frangelico is literally not super far off from my actual name lmao

    2. Yah that's why I chose it. I also accidentally doxxed DK before I knew his real name so I make sure now.

  661. Yankees angels was on crack. Judge and Grisham trading blows with Trout and yanks win off a wild pitch lmao

  663. The animation in shows like JJK and KnB will never compare to Fate/ because it's pointless without proper fight choreography and that's where Fate/ is in a league of its own.

      1. Fate/Apocrypha is terrible and Achilles vs Chiron a random mid season throwaway fight was one one of the best I've ever seen.

      2. The sword play in the homunculus Frankenstein leader fight at the end is just so good

    1. Did you see Heavens Feel trilogy yet? It has the best Saber fight. Watch Strange Fake next (it's the sequel to Zero and Stay Night). The spin offs like Babylonia and Apocrypha are controversial but I really enjoyed both of them.

    1. DPC: I’m like 99% sure Izusu Ishtar in Yugioh is the reason I love the tan skin + dark hair combo so much.

  678. Dammit. I'm listening to a Celine Dion song that I held off from listening because I want to save it for a very very very special occassion but now I can't stop listening.

  682. Dude I'm not gonna lie if Lizzie is pregnant she looks even more beautiful.

    1. I hate pregnant women fetishizing and impregnation shit. Like I don’t find it sexy or beautiful at all.

      2. No I don't mean in it sexualized way, it's just the aura. Like your first instinct is "Protect this mature blooming flower at all costs"

  687. I genuinely cannot imagine anything less sexy than mentioning a massive financial and life changing decision.

  688. Satty hates impregnation because THICK STRINGS will digivolve into human.

    1. this feels like that one scary luigi pic that says lost media under it

          1. It stuck with me, so maybe lol.
            Really loved those as a kid. Part of what sparked a love of art for me, seeing independent shorts and such.
            Wish they continued them.

    3. Oh, I was just going to say that Travis Bazzana is probably gonna make his major league debut soon. He’s tearing it up in AAA and their current second baseman has been turbo ass so I’d be shocked if he wasn’t called up to the Majors soon.

      1. Yeah nice, he seemed pretty good from what I read and obviously went 1oa. Always good to see Aussies do well overseas

      1. Will no one feed you what a bunch of inconsiderate douche bags around here

          24. WWish He'd come around again sometime.
            I played a bit of Borderlands 4 with him, but haven't talked in a while.

          26. HHe's A family man, so I got no hard feelings.
            Always was a pretty nice guy that I got along with well.
            I remember his daughter thought I was broke and couldn't afford rent cuz I said I liked steak and coffee.

  694. Sorry I’m also trying to capture the mission area but my team sucks and so do I lol

        1. I swear I want to turn my lord icons off most of the time cuz god forbid you have a bad match

          2. It’s fun for a quick few games but if you have an off game someone starts being a little bitch every time I swear I don’t use voice chats though fuvk it

          1. Meh you tube her out after a while I kinda miss her and Deadpool’s interaction but they okayed it too mucn

    1. Apparently lol he has this thing where if I let him out and leave the door open for him to come back in he sneaks in grabs whatever clothes he can and runs around the backyard with them

  700. His hitting is pretty good but what’s gonna get him to the majors is that he has a +4.2 DRS which is amazing for a premium defensive position.

          1. You think I’m fucking joking about this shit? Cubans are overwhelmingly conservative.

    1. ShShe seems to be doing better. She said she felt bad she takes so long to message and would try to be around more. I told her that her situation was hard(temporary paralysis) and she doesn't have to worry about messaging me right away

  712. The DP Lore iceberg

    Above water- Satty likes Korean/Russian girls, Frank hates Ari Aster, Harby is a turtle, Ed and the stripper roommate, satty instagram thot threads.

    Just below the surface level- Ed Listerine incident, Satty loves hitting on bartenders,
    Stray not watching movies with subtitles, Jimmy saying “friend” Satty’s low effort threads, Finland isn’t real

    Deep lore- Apple “Blacked” on a plane, Satty’s Erotica, Mayo^2, Thank Gor, “The Ordeal”,
    harby and his saunas, Brony threatening us with claymores

    Ultra deep lore- Natalee and the bottle of ranch, Geralt’s mutant hands, U don’t get to force what to do, Manchester by the Sea and Prison Rape threads

      2. I tried so many times for them to make prison rape threats again but they’re like too woke or something now

        1. He left during covid because he felt satty getting banned for left wing stuff was bullshit when sam(scottish) was posting right wing videos. Plus at the time Katie's site was connected to here and they were pretty right wing.

          1. Gotcha.
            He likes my posts on Twitter sometimes.
            Usually when it’s something left wing.
            I am kinda glad there’s not much right wing stuff posted here anymore.
            I don’t think I’d be as comfortable if that were still the case.

  728. Be honest: Is it creepy/predatory or too “nice guy” to be like “Oh we don’t have to rush into anything serious” with the neighbor because of her last relationship?

  730. Artetanyahu is about to come back next season with everyone sporting long hair so they can constantly get people sent off.

      1. How come I can create masterpieces like this kn the spot but I can’t solve 2X +1?

  736. Also, I know you guys didn’t notice but the bandage on my finger made all the notes on the D string slightly sharp and it annoyed me hearing it back.

  737. “99% of people won’t know when you’re out of tune” is something I tell my students all the time lol

  738. I'm gonna nap for a bit. Then, hopefully wake up to do some stuff.
    Maybe like a 2 hour nap.

  739. WH40K Dawn of War Anniversary Is finally on sale for under $10.
    Might grab it.
    I have the other version, but it's so old that it lacks a zoom out function, so everything feels too claustrophobic. Never played more than an hour.

      1. Well for the upgrade, since I have the game in my library already that is.
        Good deal since it makes the game more playable at modern resolutions.

  741. Harby vs Karma would have gotten 5 stars from Meltzer if it was in the Tokyo Dome

  748. Time for Anfield to sing their stupid song and then be quiet for 90 minutes

      1. Why would anyone be hype in the stands while at the same time falling asleep

        1. Bruh, if we could be loud for fucking Van Gaal you can be loud for Slot. Van Gaal drew 4 games 0-0 in a row and our stadium was still loud

  750. I genuinely don't understand why they get people who don't speak English to make emergency announcements. Multiple passengers burst out laughing on every occasion so it's probably not pleasant for the announcer either.

  751. I was supposed to hang out with the neighbor tonight but I feel like absolute shit. Not like sick but I’m so dehydrated this morning I woke up like I was hungover and I didn’t have a single drink yesterday.

  752. I guess I don’t have to be in the best health to watch anime but I also have a weird complex about not being around people when I’m not feeling well. I hate showing people I’m not 100%.

  753. Miyazaki heard y’all cries for more Bloodborne FPS options and then be like boom 24fps. Ur welcum.

    Excite for this movie doe

    1. I never finished the first one because I got stuck and had fuck all idea where you need to go from that area

      1. lol. lmao even.
        I definitely reccomend giving it another shot.
        I remember having trouble on no kill runs in some areas, and ranger hardcore in Exodus was a total pain in the ass with how sparse autosaves were.

    2. I know a lot of people dislike Artyom, or at least his tendency to be silent during gameplay, but the diary entries and narration he gives during load screens really give a lot of depth to his character. One of my favorite protagonists.

    1. At least he finally starts Isak and Ekitike at the same time

  758. Satty’s gardening update. I got stakes for my tomato plants and everything seems to be growing good. The pepper plant should be good to go into the pot soon.

  759. I had to restart the game 3 times for updates, then restart again to switch to BO6 and now it's stuck on the networking screen so I'm going to have to restart it again. Game developers don't deserve jobs.

      1. There's nothing else. It was either this, Overwatch or Deadlock. I'll probably uninstall in 20 minutes though.

  763. Vitinha is running circles around Liverpool’s midfield singlehandedly but harby will claim that Slot is solely to blame.

  766. Why were people acting like Barca was out of the tie down 2-0 lol. The comeback glazing is weird. Atletico is not that good

  769. Putrid football. Ekitike’s freak injury just made this night even worse.

    1. The crowd needs something to feed off of we want any chance of even scoring here.

      One amazing chance, shockingly created by Salah the second he came on. Somehow they saved, then blocked and cleared it though. But other than that we have not even threatened. Slotball can’t eveb get the ball to Isak

    2. That looked bad. Feel sorry for him. He’s put together a good year in spite of the injuries.

    1. I thought Konate was easily their best defender and everyone hates him

    2. He’s not that good. Genuinely don’t know how anybody got scammed by one half a decent season. Bournemouth lost their 2 “best” defenders and went up two places in the table.

  776. PSG’s new keeper is genuinely an upgrade on Dollarumma. He was amazing during their CL run but this guy is way better in the air.

    1. Tactics aren’t the issue today. Your team is massively out talented everywhere by this PSG side

      1. Sati the entire gameplan was shit and the first half was horrible slotball same as every week regardless who we play

        1. It got better when Salah came on and this second half they’ve shown some heart but this manager is clueless

    1. He’s not some amazing player. He struggles with physicality and athleticism big time. Harby won’t admit it but Wirtz is the type of player you used to buy from the Bundesliga for 35 million but he’s 120 million now. Zidane would have cost the GDP of France nowadays.

  783. I keep trying to tell Harby they fucked up by replacing their hardworking team with a bunch of lightweight luxury players. but he thinks a guy who couldn’t get a midfield of Valverde/Bellingham/Camavinga to function is gonna change anything.

    1. He nearly won an invincible treble with fucking Leverkusen. Shut the fuck up

  785. Atleti/Arsenal might be the most anti-football game of all time. Legit gonna cause the Geneva convention to step in.

      1. Hope Atleti finally win the whole thing for Simeone and Griezmann

      2. Atletico Madrid- Arsenal (Second tie)

        135+5 [Gabriel] (Great corner)

        1-0 on aggregate

  786. If Hugo did his achilles we are so incredibly fucked for next season as well

    1. God I hope it’s not that, you don’t ever fully recover from it to your best

      1. Achilles recovery has come a long way. Kevin Durant has been an all star 5 times since he tore his achilles.

          1. It’s not a death sentence like it used to be. Klay Thompson won a championship on the warriors the year he came back from an achilles tear. It’s not the end of the world. You just gotta hope for the best

  787. You can think what you want about the manager but a midfield of Wirtz/Mac Allister/Szbo/Gravenberch is not winning you fucking shit.

    Gravenberch played exactly like this when he was at Bayern and it’s why he got banished to the shadow realm.

    1. Hot take sati but when nearly everyone is underperforming on a weekly basis bar for 1-2 players then maybe it’s the manager’s fault

      1. And what I’m saying is that yeah, Slot needs to be sacked but a new manager is not an instant fix.

        What I mainly see is exactly what we raged at Ten Hag about and instantly got fixed under Amorim by having a Casemiro who wasn’t hurt. Our midfield was getting cut open like yours every week under Ten Hag because our midfield was fucking trash and still is.

        1. I’m not expecting an instant fix. I want to see actual progress. Season started in August sati and we still play the exact same shit performance as we did back then. Absolutely nothing has cjanged or improved.

          1. Because you spent 100 million on two insanely average fullbacks. For starters.

    1. Why are we glazing touches in the box stats? He touched the ball a ton in the box but he can’t run any more so it created fuck all

      1. He did create the only 2 actual chances we had. The second one was an incredible pass but we couldn’t even get the shot on target.

        Point is Slot chose not to even start him

  790. I think I like COD because your team doesn't matter at all and everyone sucks at it but it's such a stupid soulless game. Also somehow Black Ops 6 actually works when I can't play Black Ops 7 at all due to server issue?

          1. I’m still feeling dehydrated. Good news is I finally get my meds on Thursday

  796. Is it weird to not want people to see you when you aren’t 100%? Like obviously family is fine but I mean people who aren’t family? Is that weird?

      1. True. A huge part of me having trouble with long term relationships is that I would be afraid of sleeping in the same bed as somebody because of my sleep paralysis. But I’m trying to get over that fear. It’s hard when you don’t have a way to gain experience doing that lol.

          1. Me having sleep paralysis would probably scare the shit out of somebody tbh. I’ve been told it’s like I’m having a seizure and since I can’t respond it’s probably scary as fuck. The good news is that somebody touching you breaks it automatically.

          2. That's good at least. Honestly dizzy has been helping me with my fear since he has been wanting to sleep next to under my arm or hugging my arm

  798. I can't believe major American chains are doing Japanese style anime collaborations now and you guys have no idea how relatively niche One Piece was 10 years ago. It was below HxH and FMA. It was borderline Detective Conan tier.
    https://youtu.be/2Yqo5D9JM8Q

      2. Oh my god Monkey D Luffy the legendary straw hat captain who ate the gumgum fruit and became a gumgum man is going to be at wrestlemania? It's just like the Dressrosa arc.

        1. DAE Luffy should be having 25 minute bangers with Ospraey in AEW?

      1. I’m playing that with my cousin but we haven’t played in a while.

        1. Okay forget about that and play Needy Girl Overdose. You play as the mod for an aspiring ethot.

        2. Actually forget about that play Life is Strange the original version. It'll remind you of the early 2010s.

      1. I will make a tag team of all the hot petite blondes and nobody can stop me. Especially Hunter Hates Harley Quinn

        1. HHH isn't very petite anymore but each to their own I guess.

          2. Him and Vince attend the same all-natural Tai Chi classes.

      1. The pay was good but the commute sucked and my sister made me do chores on my days off so felt like I had no time to have fun.

        what work did he do? I was returns

    1. Blue Pill > I make the thread

      Red pill > You wait 2 days and Spiffy doesn’t make the thread and I do anyway

      Chose one

    1. They need to just scrap that shit already. I was getting into an argument with a coworker this morning when I said they should scrap the play in

      1. It was supposed to be to avoid tanking but now teams just tank extra hard so they don’t miss the lottery all together lol

        1. Yeah its lost its purpose. Besides, what team that finishes below 8th in the conference wants to get in anyway? You need to play 2 games to get in and you'll have to play the 1st seed in the conference in a best of 7 after having a week of rest. Its completely lopsided. Just give me the better pick

          1. Don’t want to brag but the Heat did that and made it to the Finals.

  805. At least your team wins them. My team is in them every year and we just lose to the Kangz right away

      1. You forget that just because they are the most successful team of his lifetime doesn't mean they were good, there were times that they didn't win everything so he definitely had it worse than you.

        1. Exactly. It’s why I don’t get people hating the Warriors being good. We didn’t buy our team, we drafted 2/3rds of our starting lineup. When I was young, if they won 20 games it was seen as an improvement and I’m not being hyperbolic.

          1. Really they should make a Warriors Fans national holiday where everyone else tries to have some empathy and understand how tough it must be for Warriors fans in the years where they don't win titles.

          2. I’m not saying that. I’m just saying that we sucked before Steph and we will suck as after him. Why are you mad at the Warriors of all teams. Go hate the fucking Thunder.

          3. I'm not mad at any teams, you complaining about supporting the literal most successful team of your lifetime like you've had it rough as a fan amuses me though.

            And no, not winning in the other years doesn't somehow offset the whole most successful thing like it doesn't happen to every single other team.

      3. I know saying this to a Knicks fan is entitled, but my team was a fucking joke my entire life until Steph fixed our broke ass lives.

        1. Oh I get it, but you're like 4 years removed from your 4th championship in the span of less than a decade lol. Honestly after that I'd feel set for the next decade at least

          1. That’s why I never bitch about the Warriors (or Giants) outside of the refs fucking us over. I can’t be too mad when I’ve seen two dynasties.

    1. I feel like sportsball in a world with superpowers might be hard to maintain integrity.

      New superhero idea, sportsball player that refuses to do good or evil things and just dominates normies at ball constantly. "Yeah sure Superman you might be invincible but imma still break those ankles before I dunk on yo ass".

      1. Isn’t there a Spider-Man comic where everyone wants him to be on the football team but he knows that it’d be a waste of his powers?

          1. Oh, I was technically getting warm but also couldn’t have been more wrong lol

        2. I dunno I was never really into comics but my dad had a bunch of Phantom comics that i read when i was a kid and The Phantom's sidekick guy had similar. No powers though.

        1. "Damn right I'll kick yo ass Brainiac, fightin's for pussies but I will dominate you in a game of horse anytime."

  810. Jim Cornette reviewing a DP wrestling match

    “Hwelll brine, I watched that nee DP wrestling Pay per veeew. Now, this main event, I dkn’t get it. Karma is in the main event, he’s about 5 foot 4 and i’m supposed to take him and his gimmick of being very good at video games seriously. This Satty guy, hits him with his fuckin scarf and that’s his finisher? At least he’s like 6 foot two but what the fuckkk”

  811. Jim Cornette reviewing a DP wrestling match

    “Hwelll brine, I watched that nee DP wrestling Pay per veeew. Now, this main event, I dkn’t get it. Karma is in the main event, he’s about 5 foot 4 and i’m supposed to take him and his gimmick of being very good at video games seriously. This Satty guy, hits him with his fuckin scarf and that’s his finisher? At least he’s like 6 foot two but what the fuckkk”

  812. But I’m starting to get pissed at the Giants tbh. It’s been over a decade since we were serious contenders and our owner spends more money on Israel than our bullpen.

  815. I like romance movies about people who do good things but most of them aren't like that

    1. What do you mean? Like movies where the people in the movie are good people? What is the conflict

      1. Not good people per se but just that they aspire to do good things beyond the core relationship. Misaki in Welcome to the NHK is rehabilitating NEETs. The lead in Painted Veil is trying to treat Chinese villagers. Even Margot in A Summer's Tale is researching the local Bretons.

        This is also why I like Master Keaton so much.

  816. I'm watching Cronenberg's A Dangerous Method because I really liked The Painted Veil and this was recommended by Google

    1. Google like “You watched Godfather? That feels pretty Boss Baby Vibes.”

  817. Seems like there's not much exciting over the next several months game wise. Mainly just Lego Batman and 007 when April ends

  818. As a kid, every cartoon made Brussel sprouts sound disqusting.
    As an adult, they're fucking delicious.
    Just fucking roast them.

    1. Most people don’t know how to cook them to remove the bitterness. So I can imagine a bunch of 70’s and 80’s kids hating them because their mom sucked at cooking lol

      1. I've long said everything about post war American cuisine looked vile.

  821. The New Hungarian PM basically just admitted the entirety of CPAC is funded by Russian interference. Citizen’s United is the single most destructive piece of legislature in the history of Democracy.

    1. He (and basically everyone back then) was a huge coke head to the point he even claimed it could “help in psychology.”

      Just think about how you can buy cocaine gum in RDR2

    1. They’re cheeks, they’re getting saved by BS Coby White shenanigans

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