2 thoughts on “RH: NBA Play In Edition I guess”

  1. “A Tall lady with the air of maturity”

    Bro just say you want a dommy mommy lol.

  2. Technical difficulties at the end of the game lmao. Fuck these streaming services

    1. This is what people who jerk off to capitalism 24/7 will complain about and not think more critically about it than that

  3. Dex negotiations reached a wall and talking to teams about trades. The Harbaugh era is over before it ever began

  4. SHit I was supposed to vent yesterday but got too preoccupied with work. Gonna do it later.

  5. SHit I was supposed to vent yesterday but got too preoccupied with work. Gonna do it later.

    1. How bad can Israel really be? It’s not like their PM openly says he wants the forces of Evil to win lol.

  6. Sam Levinson needs to be banned from writing female characters if what I’m reading about Euphoria S3 is true… Actually, he should just be put in jail.

  7. And if anybody wants to argue with me, Wirtz gets the benefit of the doubt that it’s just the manager so he’s treated with baby gloves meanwhile from day 1, Pogba was facing borderline racist levels of bias against him purely because of his price tag from the media.

    it’s funny how players like Timo Werner and Antony never got “There’s a real player in there” said about them but apparently Wirtz gets to be capital T terrible for an entire season and it’s the manager. The double standard is so fucking obvious to everyone but Liverpool fans.

  8. Been replaying Metro 2033 on and off for a bit since I got my laptop, but the news of a new game got me to hop back into my current play through. Normally, I go for stealth and kill as few people as necessary. This time, I am death itself. The Nazis never stood a chance.

        1. Just to be clear I’m not saying this was MY reaction lol. I was just using the Tarantino joke as an excuse for the gif lol

  9. And I’m not even mad about missing Maguire tbh, I’m mad that apparently what he said was so abusive he had to get an extra match ban added but Rodri can literally call the refs corrupt in a post game and it’s all sunshine and rainbows. This type of fucking shit is blatant rigging from the league. It’s the type of shit that happens once and then NEVER fucking gets applied the same again to anybody but us. It’s corruption plain and simple.

      1. It’s because one plays for a fucking state sponsored club and the other gets more clicks for you if they lose.

      2. Also Rodri has no aura. If he got carded like a normal person he’d have been shipped to Slavia Praha for missing so many games.

  10. Yet another Jan 6er got caught for being a pedo. Gee I wonder why all these people who follow Trump seem to be fucking child rapists.

  11. I thought this arc was going to be like one day, we’ve been at this hoe for like a week

  12. I’m not gonna lie, I saw a youtube video and I forgot that Painkiller Resurrected exists lol

  13. Once again, let me shout it for everyone who doesn’t get it: Having money and being a player is like playing a game on the easiest setting. If I went to a country where making $20 an hour would make me a millionaire, I’d pull more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.

  14. The PL is 100% rigging games against us to make the top 5 race interesting. It’s actually gross.

  15. So let me get this straight, Rodri can call out the refs in a post game interview and it’s perfectly fine but apprently Maguire says fuck off to a 4th ref and it’s another game added to his ban? Yeah ok. No blatant fucking rigging there.

    Fuck the Prem and fuck PGMOL. Not even trying to hide that this shit is rigged.

  16. This sport is bought and corrupted by Middle Eastern dictatorships. I’m fucking done with the Prem tbh.

  17. Somebody PLEASE fucking argue with me so you can look like an idiot. I dare you.

  18. Anybody who doesn’t think we’re getting an EGREGIOUS “error” against us in the Chelsea game is mentally ill.

  19. Yet another rule that will apply only to United once and never ever be called the rest of the season. The entire FA are pedophiles.

  20. Let me pull up the video of Martinelli shoving an official and not getting a red let alone an extra match ban. Let me show you some pictures of Haaland screaming in the refs face. But apparently Maguire is the only one who gets extra games added to a ban for it. Fuck the PL and fuck anybody who defends this dogshit.

  21. If these refs are not corrupt and it’s genuinely this bad then we need to hire officials from other countries and tell this group of fat pedos to fuck off.

  22. Anybody who doesn’t think there’s an agenda against us by the broadcasters is genuinely insane. Look at the level of glazing of Liverpool get even though they put in a shit performance against PSG and then listen to a game where we’re up by 4. It couldn’t be more night and day of a difference.

  23. But anyway, I massively inflated my play time again by falling asleep playing Trails.

    1. The 4 Japanese people with PS+ just got mega excited about Dynasty Warriors

  24. If you’re going to miss a player like Harry Maguire, you’re truly fucked

    1. He has been absolutely class for us for about a year and a half. I know there was a period where he was clearly hurt where he was a meme level player but he hasn’t been that bad in like 3 years now. He is probably still in our best CB pairing.

      The real reason I’m mad is because we now have to start two U-21 year olds as a CB pairing at Chelsea because Licha AND Mags are now suspended.

  25. Like please explain to me how Semenyo grabbing Dalot’s throat is less violent conduct than Licha accidentally getting a finger stuck in DCL’s man bun.

    Guess which one was a ban for “violent conduct” and which one was not even looked at by VAR. just fucking guess.

  26. Like it’s so beyond blatant. Literally last race of F1 2021 level blatant corruption but Harby’s like “hurr durr you’re crazy, now let me complain about how Salah not getting a call on a dive is racism”

  27. River city girls 2 is half off on steam right now.
    Been waiting to grab it since I finished the first one.

      1. The creator of Double Dragon, yeah.
        Haven’t really played the series outside of RCG1, but I thought that entry was fun.
        Good music, tight combat. Pretty fun.

  28. Also, I’m fucking sorry. These players are under immense pressure, in the middle of a big match. You should not get a ban for yelling at a ref unless it’s something racist or homophobic or something truly egregious.

    I have yelled fuck off to refs hundreds of times. Sorry, they need to understand it’s part of the game and get over it.

  29. Hate scrolling the Liverpool sub and seeing harby is like seeing a coworker at your weed dealer’s house.

      1. I got downvoted near constantly for saying Delap would be a gigantic bust because our sub is addicted to transfer rumors. I got downvoted once for telling people that advanced stats almost never lie and that Ugarte was a dogshit signing. I got shit for saying that Badiashille will not be a big miss.

        But Delap especially is one of those true “Why the fuck were we in for him” transfers. He has maybe the greatest fluke PL season of all time. He has fucking 12 goals in 70 career games in the championship. He is a lower league player straight up. I cannot believe professional DOF’s fell for that bullshit

  30. Ugarte should have been such an obvious red flag signing tbh. He played literally once in a CL knockout for Enrique and he said “Yeah, this isn’t gonna work” and banished him to the shadow realm.

  31. Look, I’m not faulting the Dodgers for being good and the owners spending money and them building a world class organization, but Jesus Christ.

    You have Bobby Whit Jr on a team where he has 28 hits already this season and 1 run scored. The fact the league allows this level of disparity between teams is fucking unacceptable.

    1. winning off multiple random Neuer howlers is some fucking voodoo shit.

  32. Madrid fans are genuinely so spoiled that they want Guler out of the club lol. Fucking entitled babies.

  33. I feel compelled to watch premier league just to join in on trashing my said team and players

    1. Don’t bother. Shit is fucking NBA level blatantly rigged nowadays. The quality of play is trash compared to 6-7 years ago. Shit is so boring now

      1. It’s not a tin foil hat. Please explain to me who gets an extra game ban for saying “It’s a fuckkng joke” to the ref. Rodri can call them corrupt and fuck all happens. Shut the fuck up and join reality. It’s blatant manipulation for a narrative.

      2. It’s not a tin foil hat. Please explain to me who gets an extra game ban for saying “It’s a fuckkng joke” to the ref. Rodri can call them corrupt and fuck all happens. Shut the fuck up and join reality. It’s blatant manipulation for a narrative.

  34. Like anybody who doesn’t think there’s gonna be a controversial call in the City/Arsenal match was born yesterday. The league wants City to catch up

    1. You mean other than Martinez getting his finger slightly stuck in DCL’s man bun?

  35. Lol, apparently what Maguire said was “It’s a fucking joke” and that took 3 weeks to make a determination on. Anybody not arguing this is blatant match fixing is just a retard and in denial tbh

  36. Please explain how it’s not blatant match fixing when the next 5000000 players say something along those lines to the ref and don’t get a one game ban. I’ll fucking wait. You can’t because it’s blatant fucking manipulation for “ThE tOp 5 rUn In”

      1. My cousin is a massive fan of the first
        movie and he ALWAYS takes a chance to rant about it lol.

      2. My cousin is a massive fan of the first
        movie and he ALWAYS takes a chance to rant about it lol.

  37. The Kevin Sullivan theories are so funny sometimes. Like they say that's why Benoit was looking for how to revive his son in the Bible. They really can't accept what Benoit did

    1. The only part that is weird to me is supposedly his Wikipedia was updated before it was official with what happened. But that doesn't mean satanic shit or conspiracy. Like the stories of Benoit last days are the story of a mentally ill man losing it

          1. Saying you don’t believe in traumatic brain injuries is like saying you don’t believe in having to breathe oxygen lol

  38. Also, yeah. All those doctors faking concussions is a massive epidemic…

    1. That's the kinda shit I don't know how to argue with because I don't understand how you can think concussions aren't real especially when his peers have suffered from it

  39. Also, yeah. All those doctors faking concussions is a massive epidemic…

  40. Just break it down to the easiest caveman shit. Brain soft, if hit head hard, brain go ouchie.

  41. One thing I’ll never understand about anti-immigrant people is that they always talk about Muslim immigrants like they’re trying to push their beliefs on everybody. But why is it ok then for every fucking company to bend over backwards for Saudi Arabia? Why isn’t everyone mad about that? Oh yeah, it’s all just classism disguised as racism for the morons. Again.

  42. People from fucking Tex-Arcana Arkansas fear mongering about Muslims like Muslims don’t make up .0076 percent of their town’s population.

  43. I had to test my grandpa’s hearing aid because I didn’t know if the battery was working and I heard Henry walking across the fence from across the house outside because everything was so loud lol

  44. So what is so bad about Boys S5? I gave up watching after S3. I need more TV show rage drama that isn’t just Sam Levinson needing to be preemptively jailed for the sake of every woman in existence.

    1. I honestly just don't care enough to watch it.
      Watched s1-4 and kinda just lost more and more interest.

      1. That’s how I was. But it is what it is. I’ve never been that into super heroes anyway tbh

  45. Frank should keep talking about wrestling with his coworker. I want to know if he’s one of those weirdoes who thinks Billy Oceanspray is the best wrestler ever.

  46. “AJ Styles should go to AEW. Fuck his health and future. He should have hot bangers on Collision with Moxleh”

  47. “AJ Styles should go to AEW. Fuck his health and future. He should have hot bangers on Collision with Moxleh”

    1. I'd give it a 9. For perspective I'I'd probably give the original a 7 so the presentation and combat upgrades is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Doesn't really have the world building I like about the later games, but the characters are all pretty good (especially the GOAT Olivier)

  48. I was wondering why everyone was wearing the same number because I forgot it was Jackie Robinson day.

  49. It’s beyond bullshit the league is allowing the Dodgers to do this. They legitimately have two MLB quality teams. It’s fucking stupid, anti-consumer bullshit.

        1. Eh sort of. I like Dodgers because of The Sandlot but yeah ive really started rooting for them in the last 5 years.

        2. Im like the only one in my family thats not a Cubs or Whitesox fan

  50. By the way, having 28 hits and double digit steals and having 1 run scored is fucking INSANITY.

  51. Watch the VAR call for the Bournemouth/United game they released the audio of. Anybody who thinks this isn’t straight up manipulating results for ratings is insane. Genuinely.

    1. You are insane. They’re fucking incompetent beyond belief and then then they have their mates handling the var agreeing with their decisions or if the ref misses then they just agree with the var mates call

  52. Vadee, honestly what did you expect from the Mets? They didn’t pay their cornerstone player, signed an already poor fielding SS to play 3rd base and he can’t hit without Vlad protecting him. Every single prospect other than Vientos is a gigantic bust.

    Only good aspect of their team is the starting rotation and even the backend of that is collapsing. Mendoza should have been fired before the season let alone now.

  53. I really should stop with the instagram hoe shit. But old habits die hard I guess. You can take the Korean instagram thot out of the man but you can’t take the man out of the Korean instagram thot… Wait…

      1. It’s honestly just the dark hair and tan skin. It’s my achilles heel.

  54. I have no idea who I want to vote for in the Governor race. Steyer seems like he’s gonna win. I don’t hate him, his ceiling is a Pritzker type who manages to not be an un-empathetic scumbag despite being ultra rich. But I don’t trust him. At all, even if his wealth is as “ethical” as you can be for a billionaire.

    I’m probably gonna vote for Becerra because he’s the most politically aligned with me and “progressive” but I doubt he wins. Anybody but Mahan. Dude is the definition of a tech bro snake

  55. Born Again season 2 episode 5 is by far and wide the best episode of the entire damn series so far.

    This shit felt like a lost season 1 Netflix episode it was that good. They absolutely fucking nailed the flashbacks in terms of tone, writing, the way it was shot, the lighting and most of all the way the actors played the younger versions of these characters. Then the way they connected to Matt’s internal struggle in the present…

    Amazing amazing stuff.

        1. No, I’ll probably just look up the plot and watch the last two episodes.

        1. It does. It already did from the little they showed at Game Awards

  56. I couldn’t sleep last night so I watched a video of every Harry Kane goal in the Bundesliga and I’m fucking sorry. I know he’s a world class striker and all but there’s a reason so many Buli players don’t work out in the prem. The level of defending in this league is utterly atrocious.

    So many times there’s 4 players in the box and Kane is standing there alone and he somehow isn’t marked. It’s actually insane people think players from this league will consistently turn out.

  57. post-credits scene for Street Fighter: all the fighters fall into a wormhole and show up in New York city in another dimension. Captain America appears with the X-Men and other characters. Milla Jovovich from the PWSA movies also shows up.

    "Take You For a Ride" starts playing as the sceen fades to black.

    1. They can’t even put X Men in the actual MvC games any more how the hell they gonna get it for a movie

      1. that was ten years ago and because of Fox jesus christ man get on with the times lol

  58. “Gotta be honest mate, I wasn’t looking”

    Something a fucking PL referee said on a non-called penalty. This isn’t incompetence dudes, it’s straight up match fixing at this point.

  59. Today I went back to the main quests and retrieved another one of those subsystems this time Poseidon. It was in a ruined Las Vegas that looked to be in even worse shape than in Fallout lol

    But these main story missions are so fucking good. I genuinely think this might have been a 10/10 mission. When it ended and I returned to the surface I had this genuine sense of awe that’s so rare. This game fucks so hard. I wasn’t quite sure before but I feel safe to say this is even better than the original for PS4.

    Incredible game

      1. Thank you I feel like I’m starting to get really good at this

          1. You probably can’t answer but I really like this girl but I can’t help but feel like because I have to always be taking care of my grandpa that I can’t devote enough energy to myself her and him. IDK what exactly I’m asking tbh

          2. If you genuinely do like her I think you will find a way to make time for her too and have nothing to worry about

  60. Honestly, more insightful social commentary would have been the chef is secretly a completely
    Incompetent nepo baby because that’s more realistic.

      1. I was honestly already sold on the series by the first 3 hours of the original I bought. Only reason I stopped playing is because the remake got announced in typical Satty fashion.

  61. I know I’m being judged but you can send me to Alcatraz if you want.

  62. I’m fucking fed up with this shit man. We waste year after year after year on these absolute fucking losers who should be nowhere near the majors. Half our roster at any given time would never be in the majors for any other team. We are dead last in the league or second to last in every fucking important offensive metric. HR’s, barrel rate, hard hit rate, runs, WRC+ OPS, OPS+. Our ISO hitting numbers are fucking terrible.

    And yet we still keep our best prospect in the minors so our dogshit owner can save money to give to Israeli genocide. I’m so fucking tired of the decisons that get made with this team. I could have told you Brubaker should have been in the majors day 1 he’s our only reliable reliever.

  63. Yeah that’s what I was about to say. Skip the episodes leading up to them lol

  64. Speaking of Zendaya, I just read about something that happens in S3 of Euphoria and I wish I could dim my mortal eyes.

      1. Don’t. Just don’t. Unless you want to jerk off to Sydney Sweeney demeaning herself.

  65. Anybody who writes/films scenes of women being abused but trying to portray it as a legitimate struggle needs to be jailed. The new Tomb Raider games have scenes that are borderline fetishism.

    1. They toned it down for the 2 sequels but yeah the first one had tons of them including a rape attempt by some russian thug

      1. Rape/SA should NEVER be a plot point unless you absolutely need it to be.

        1. It was early 2010s where everything was so grounded and gritty to differentiate themselves from the past.

          They were like how gritty can we go and then someone just shouted I know, someone should try to rape her and the dude in charge was like ”brilliant, write it down”

  66. The idea of Frank being hopelessly stuck in a state of Limerence for Chevy Chase is such a fucking funny thought.

  67. Yeah, Sam Levinson needs to preemptively be jailed for the sake of every woman in existence if his shit is too degenerate for somebody who doesn’t hesitate to post pregnancy porn of Kora every time A:TLAB is mentioned.

  68. Frank, two stars on Donnie Darko?

    I thought y'all film snobs were head over testicles for it

    1. Based on the current war? Homie, this the second time in my life we’ve gotten into a war with a middle eastern country for oil and I’m 32. The last one lasted from when I was 6 to after I graduated college. It never fucking stopped.

        1. Another war that would be over if our entire government wasn’t bought by Russia and Israel.

          1. Don't worry I was also confused because I thought the games were Russian but it turns out the developer is Ukranian while the author is Russian Israeli

  69. The Last Emperor is one of my favourite movies and probably the best historical epic ever made. I didn't like it as much after he left Beijing but nothing comes close to the first half about his childhood in the forbidden city intersected with his life in a re-education camp.

  70. I got my midterm for my business of art class turned in like 2 weeks late, and since it was literally half my grade I expected to be totally boned.
    Looks like I got a solid 100% on it.
    Way better than I expected lol.

  71. AC4 remake is official, still need to see if it's the shitty new combat or not but it probably is

    1. Why would they remake AC 4? That game is literally still playable on modern consoles

        1. That's just Horizons.
          I dropped it immediately when I realized it revolved around crafting mechanics lol.

          1. I really dislike crafting mechanics lol.
            Metro Exodus I think has a good system where you only have 2 resources to manage, and all your equipment is crafted from them. Very simple, but works well.

          2. the series is on sale for dirt cheap right now on all platforms. literally $3-5 dollars for the first and second. Exodus is about the same plus dlc.
            I’d definitely recommend trying them out.

          3. Nice.
            2033 and LL are also worth trying out too.
            Exodus is the most self contained story of the three, but they all build off one another.

          4. Neat.
            Hope you like them when/if you get around them.
            They’re not too long, and have some fantastic world building.

  72. Since I got my laptop and monitor setup I've been able to appreciate the joys of pc gaming.
    Unfortunately I've also started experiencing carpal tunnel.
    It fucking sucks.

      1. It feels so intuitive I love it, but I also love when I can feel my fingers and my wrist doesn't hurt.
        Also makes drawing harder.

          1. It’s weird to get used to at first, but when you’re able to lower sensitivity and swing your whole arm it feels great.

  73. I randomly decided to play RB6S and there's a Splinter Cell x Metal Gear event right now with an entire animated short

  74. I was talking to the neighbor and she was talking about Guardians of the Galaxy but she didn’t know the english title because she watched it in Korean and she asked if I saw “Rocket Racoon” and I laughed. She’s unintentionally hilarious.

      1. No, I don’t think she knew it was called Guardians of the Galaxy so she just said “Do you know the Rocket Racoon” because it was her favorite character lol

          1. To be clear, I’m not making fun of her. I think her not knowing english words is endearing af.

          2. Tbh i wish i could say I spoke occasionally broken in my second language.

          3. TThere's This girl I follow on twitter that joked when she forgets English because something shocked her and says something in Japanese that's her going in factory reset mode

          4. When me and the neighbor got back from NIN, we were hanging out and hitting her vape and we were high af and I asked her a question and she didn’t answer and said “Oh, in my head… Only Korean. No english” lol

          5. Me too. Like I can speak Spanish ok if I remember things right. But it wouldn’t be fluent at all.

          6. Reminds me of a really lame joke in the wcw movie ready to rumble. She asked David arqette if he was fluent and he checked his temp and said no I feel fine

  75. Neighbor gave me a Thai eggplant. I’ve never cooked it before. This should be a fun adventure

  76. It’s good but you have to cook it right or it becomes inedible.

      1. It turns from velvety and nice to fucking nasty slime in like 3 minutes if you overcook it.

  77. We are gonna watch a few episodes of Stein's Gate tomorrow night.

  78. I can't believe I only just recently learned that f5 is the shortcut to refresh a page. It's handy since disqus refuses to work properly.

          1. That's fine it's just facts, but Satty is at least a different entity. Possibly a different person but I don't want to assume anyone's species.

      1. You need to start exercising homie. I forgot how big a difference there is between "I don't feel bad" and "I feel good" physically.

  79. Devils hired a new GM that doesn’t have CTE from playing hockey. Nice

  80. Did you send me money Shank? I’m not accepting it. Thank you but I don’t need it.

    1. You whinge about your friends not helping you and I dunno if we'd be considered that but either way just accept some advice for once, you have nothing to lose.

      Get a small tub of weight gainer (*mass gainer) and small tub of creatine, have one shake with both in it a day and start working out twice a week. Just see how you feel after 2 weeks and if nothing has changed you can stop. For real man just relinquish control of one tiny aspect and see what happens.

      1. Also for the pride aspect, do you need it? Probably not. Will it help? Definitely.

      2. I’m gonna be real man, I appreciate the effort but I’m not in the right mind frame for sweeping life changes right now.

        1. It's not a sweeping change, it's 30 minutes twice a week and one drink a day.

          And yeah I get the mind frame thing but answer this, even just to yourself, what is the right mind frame to make positive change? If you feel shit you don't want to, if you feel good you don't need to.

          This way is entirely internal too, you don't need help from anyone else, you don't even need to talk to anyone else about it, you just need to talk yourself into doing it twice a week.

          1. Fuck it I'll compromise. As a favour to me just buy the stuff and put it in your room where you can see it, then I won't nag you about it again.

          2. I’ll try it. I think I can fit it into the time my grandpa is at dialysis.

          3. Thanks for being a better friend than I deserve and trying to hell me feel better.

  81. I understand the justification and the need to ration resources but I don't like hearing about countries that don't provide treatment to "terminal" cancer patients by default. I can't help but feel they don't value life.

    1. Technically life is a terminal condition, it's all just about degrees after that so I concur.

  82. Honestly, I was thinking about getting back into running since I now live in a state I can actually go outside in so maybe this will be motivation to start again.

      1. Like as you know I hate ketchup. Someone took something I just washed and used it to clean up ketchup. Instead of letting me rinse it off he throws it in the sink. It was old ketchup so I had to clean the sink. People gave me shit late. People didn't give me stuff so I had to get it myself or tell people to get it. People were stacking dishes stupidly. They put shit on extra dirty shit so had to clean things that were barely dirty in the first place until they just put it somewhere. People were expecting me to grab the dishes they were holding when I was clearly washing shit. They fucking waited for me. They put stuff in the middle sink despite me washing something in it. So much stuff that added up

        1. Also I'm fucking tired of hearing ice cubes it was a good day. Why every fucking day and some days twice. I hate that song now. Stop fucking playing it every goddamn day

    1. No man I get it. When it’s a lot of small shit like that stacking up on top of each other it gets really fucking annoying. Don’t need qn ocd for that

    2. I couldn't even read your post without feeling ill because of the *******

        1. I genuinely forgot how gross people could be before I started going outside again. Also it's good you didn't punch yourself.

  83. Omg I just realized something 22 years later. Calling momo ma peche makes sense because momo means peach in japanese. Ma peche is my peach in french

    1. It’s actually insane AEW couldn’t find anythkng good to do with him. He’s so fucking over it’s crazy

      1. They really botched having him. Like he was always fun on the indies so I was excited he was signed by aew then they had him only on roh sometimes. Huge failure

          1. Which is why it’s funny he books Orange Cassidy like a serious threat instead of a comedy mid carder.

  84. I've never broken a phone either and I've never used a case before. I've dropped (or thrown) my phones a lot though but they just haven't broken.

    1. I’ve never cracked or broken a phone but I always buy a decent case.

    2. I once broke my brother's phone.
      We were dicking around and he jumped toward me, and I did a kick, not meaning to actually hurt him or nothing.
      Ended up connecting with his phone he had in his pocket and damaged the thing.
      Screen was completely fucked and not just the glass.
      Broke something internal cuz it was a mess of colors and totally unusable.

      1. You'll Get to see just how mean Trails cliffhangers can be soon

  85. Blackened salmon and veggies for lunch. Usually the veggies at work suck but they're pretty good today

  86. Does Magacharizard think that I genuinely am turned on by her being demeaned because she kinda is acting like I am.

  87. I heard that Kimiko talks in the boys now and she just makes sex jokes??? Why did they do my girl like this? Why does she need to talk? That feels like the writer thinks all asian women should be degenerate anime characters

  88. Also why are her and Frenchie a couple now? Wasn’t a major part of her story that she saw him as a brother and specifically didn’t have romantic interest in him, or do all bad writers just have to have bad relationship writing as like a law.

  89. All of my neighbours stopped to soft interrogate me in the elevator when I first moved in. They're all really old though. Also in Japan you're supposed to properly introduce yourself to everyone with welcome gifts that are automatically factored into moving costs. If you don't do this properly you'll supposedly come to regret it.

  90. @thesatiricaltroll:disqus Did you learn how to play Winston from watching xQc? They say he revolutionized the game.

    1. No, I learned how to play Winston because 90% of the time (before forced role cue was a thing) if I wasn’t a support, I’d be forced to tank so I learned a character that can actually effect the game-state and spent a long time playing him to teach myself. Reinhardt is one of the most fucking boring characters to play in the history of FPS games.

  91. it’s some Fates Warning shit that we talked about how long MJF had the strap and he immediately loses it in a squash match next show lmao

      1. what's your corporate health insurance like? are you happy? do you think they're feeding you salmon and veggies to keep their premiums down?

        1. Well they feed us that because we're in a building run by a much bigger company lol. Honestly I barely pay attention to my health insurance because I don't really have any medications

          1. Oh okay I was just wondering what it was like though since you're the only Americanhere with that kind of job besides Dunkey. You dont have to pay extra to retain coverage though right? Are ancillary or elective services covered?

          2. We have electives for like optometry/dental, options for high deductible plans and HSAs. It's pretty customizable tbh depending on your needs. I don't think you have to pay extra to retain it though

  92. AAnd yes they feed me Charizard, there's a whole-ass salad bar even

  93. I think Shank is right that I need to start working out because I texted the neighbor on her lunch break and she told me she had to do an IV today which isn’t usually her job but she does no how to do it. She said “luckily his veins were huge” so I texted back “That’s good, you’d have been screwed if it was me and my tiny ass veins” and she said “You know what helps with that? Lifting weights”

    Why she say fuck me for???

    1. my only exposure to working out is the Jojo's part 4 rohan kishibe OVA about the cursed treadmill

    1. DDude I had to be on hold with the NV department of revenue for an hour once. That was the crunchiest fucking hold music I've ever heard. It was probably the equivalent of those public benchs they purposefully make uncomfortable to get people to leave

  94. Doom I smashed a TV by throwing my phone at it as hard as I could but the phone itself was undamaged and also to be fair I think phones are just extremely durable now which is why I don't think its mattered whether or not I use a case and why other people may have broken theirs in the past (Ive only ever seriously had 2-3 phones). Also Im sorry DK but it seems like your battery is broken. I wonder if its because you live in a desert but obviously not good.

    1. I hated it so much in the mid 2010s because I didn't like the idea of my assassin game being reduced to a dumb pirate adventure. I treated it like the TFA of Assassin's Creed. If I only knew what was to come.

    2. just like Horizon, why would I want a remaster of a game that looks, runs and plays fine in current machines for much cheaper

      1. Honestly it doesn't look that great, Edward's face has always looked strange and the tail missions suuuucked. So there is definitely room for improvement. Unfortunately I do not trust modern day Ubisoft to not fuck up the basic gameplay and pacing

          1. TThe leaks say it's not an RPG which I believe. That doesn't mean the combat is gonna be pre origins. Plus Unity and Syndicate are pre origins and also aren't great

        1. AC Shadows actually has god tier graphics though so if they didn't change the combat and it's comparable in quality (and not skull and bones tier) I would buy it for the visuals alone

          1. I might agree, I just have no faith that they didn't change the combat or add some trash gear system that bogs it down

          2. Yeah every single publisher in the industry is obsessed with padding so it would mean rejecting their metrics but still

        2. I just got it for dirt cheap on a Switch sale. In such a screen, it looks decent enough

  95. the Mouse PI for Hire game is amazing to look at but it's such an okay game per se

      1. it's the most basic shooter of all basic shooters… and Troy Baker being in it is distracting as shit

    1. If you're an indie developer I think you have to hedge your bets with some kind of sex gimmick

      1. If you're an indie developer you shouldn't waste your budget on Troy Baker

        1. This is gross but sadly they wouldve done better if they literally hired some random egirl instead

    1. did you check though? Ive heard of ectopic pregnancies where the birthing person doesn't know until its time

        1. I wouldn't even blame a kid like that for becoming a chud. The world decided to shit it on you as soon as you spawned.

  96. I wouldn't even say AC4's combat is especially great, it's just way better than anything after lol

  97. Interesting. I was only asking because I assumed dental and vision coverage were standard in employer health plans (like in Canada) but many Americans on Reddit.com and on Tiktok.com insisted that was not the case. I also have 3 forms of coverage now but it still feels like its not enough because they each prioritize different elective services for reasons I don't understand.

        1. In 4 more than the others but no you can’t beat the 3rd person cover shooter by meleeing everyone

  98. I have to start using an inhaler because my fucking allergies are so bad in California.

  99. I couldn't get through Syndicate, Origins, Mirage, Valhalla or Shadows and I refuse to even try Odyssey. I never played 2 or Brotherhood or AC1. Why aren't they remaking AC1? It's the most dated but also the most important.

    1. Ironically 1 is the one game where they could make it the shitty new combat and it would still be better than the original

    1. I want to reply so bad but I'll let you enjoy things instead

  100. My uncle gave me his basically brand new running shoes because we’re the same size and he can’t use them because he has arthritis in his knees now.

          1. Yes. It’s one of the only boat games where you’re not a pirate or a fisherman. It’s actually part of the world exploration.

  101. Stressed out. Lost my medicaid. Said I make too much now. Now I have to apply to something else and I don't even know if my therapist will take whatever I get

    1. Just contact their office and ask if they take the new thing first of all before you stress too much. They probably will.

        1. Your med prices probably won’t change drastically unless they just don’t cover that medication but they will probably at worst prescribe something that is equivalent that they do carry. I have changed from Obama Care to my companies health care to Medical (medicaid for California)

          I didn’t have any change to my medication or the prices at all in any of these changes. I’m obviously not 100% sure about your situation but hopefully my experience helps you stress less.

  102. BBeen Trying to limit how much time I spend online, or at least on social media.
    Deleted Twitter off my phone couple days back, and find myself a bit bored at times not being able to check.
    Of course, sometimes boredom is a good thing.

    1. Boredom is actually a very good thing, you find creative ways to pass the time. I wish I could afford to be bored tbh

      1. I’m 99% sure my creativity came from living as a single child and having to think of ways to entertain myself tbh

        1. I'm probably as good as I am with what I do just because I try to do my own thing. And also because I will do everything in my power to avoid asking questions if I can

      2. Ideal for me given my interest in creative work.
        Helps me to fill my time in other ways.
        For one, I need to start Journaling again.

  103. I probably can beat Cold Steel 3 this weekend. Was gonna try to today but I doubt that's feasible without staying up till 3 am, and I hate doing that solely because I can't afford to be tired during the week. Fuck I can't wait till this job settles down. Once we stop changing a million processes at once I'll have so much downtime because I can already basically speedrun my main job in a week if I'm not bothered

        1. HHmm, you might need to get a second roomba in there to clean up the mess

  104. Thoughts on Sykunno's girlfriend choosing to stay and calling out his mistresses insteaded?

    1. She likes being rich more than she cares about him abusing his fame for random ethots. So they’re both losers.

  105. I feel like there's no alternative for being online because everyone else is also online. I deleted Twitter as well but nothing else I do is any more productive. I just wish I could monetize reading like Kai Cenat did until he was bullied off the internet.

    1. The alternative is having a lot of IRL friends. Which I have but I can’t sit there and talk about the intricacies of Cure with them. Well, maybe one because he’s basically the video rental store guy from Family Guy lol

  106. That whole situation is a perfect example of how being rich is playing the dating game on Ultra easy with cheats.

    If I told a girl “My XP bar is a little low” at a club I think they legit might kick me out of bars for the rest of my life.

    1. we satiate our neanderthal side of the brain by sending each other morally questionable shit on Instagram.

    1. the best cure for depression is two chinese idiots in colorful masks hurting each other

  107. I genuinely feel like I learned a lot of useful information on TikTok though

    1. Me too but it’s because YouTube shorts are too convenient when I’m already on YouTube

  108. yes Frank, we all love White Chicks

    just like how we all love to death Everybody Hates Chris. All the same dubbing cast.

  109. I can't even discuss this on the forums because I can't risk any spoilers from the books but that was better than Mushoku Tensei

  110. No Mushoku Tensei is more consistent but CSM Reze doesn't come close. Why isn't this series as popular?

  111. Honestly thought the Hornets would cook the Magic. Congrats to the Pistons on their 1st round bye

    1. The Hornets have pretty much dominated them all season, nobody expected this but it’s a welcome surprise. Detroit has a 1st round bye with either team lol

      1. Nah I think the Hornets would've given them some trouble. Could see it go to 6. Against the Magic it won't go farther than 5 and I expect a sweep

  112. As a Heat fan this is nasty but I’m a temporary Magic fan right now

          1. The Liberal Agenda maid me turn into a femboy. They’re giving the men estrogen. Many such cases. Very sad.

  113. I was wondering when the fucked up weather illinois was having would result in a tornado

    1. I’m so used to tornado warnings from Texas that I wouldn’t even blink tbh

        1. The amount of times I heard a tornado warning said “If I die I die” and went back to sleep were too innumerable to count

      1. Damn even warnings? If I saw Torndado watch I might not be so scared but if I see warning im probably scared shitless. But I grew up in Arizona where Tornadoes are extremely rare.

        1. UUsually the warnings don't mean much either. We get a couple a year and nothing ever really comes of it

          1. I just thought warning meant the Tornado actaully formed and touched the ground

          2. I think it does, but the range is so huge it may as well not be a problem unless it's directly on top of you

          3. Man you guys are crazy lol. I couldnt sleep well at night in raging storm in tornado territory.

  114. I grabbed Plague Inc on sale last week for $3, since I remembered it being fun on my phone in like high school.
    It's fun, at least for a little bit.
    Not something I would have paid full price for.

    1. There was a similar game back when flash games were still a thing called Pandemic 2, which I used to play a bunch.
      Same basic gameplay.

  115. tldr.

    Just in case anyone (primarily dudes) wants a easy but effective workout drawn out for them, here's my old man workout. Only 4 exercises so whole thing should only take 30-45 minutes including stretches and warm up/down and some resting/doomscrolling in the middle. Only do 2 sets of each exercise, using the heaviest weights you can complete 6-10 reps of each with. Each time complete to failure (do them until you can't do them properly any more). For all the exercises you breathe out on the effort part, in on the reposition.

    5 Stretches to start, shoulders, biceps, chest, hamstrings, quads. Hold each stretch for 10 seconds where you can feel it, do each arm/leg as required.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aa8d8cdfb7031c26f9605951cf3e67a85a042c14093eedafa6acafeb33cff316.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/127917014573c8ff520bfce6c01de89fcda8ea66ac3dd1d82c5469a22d8f7641.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/449759027bc34f98a8eb2793356e18524827ec4e2e9b52798e1e954c46ba99c2.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5be283f033dc8cdec3fa7800b00ec4bea90a25ab7ef2515ad016a151c7ed3a27.avif https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ea89c804a61c56ca752e7214b4309a7bbe0dc2e11a5d2616f028ef976f8cdbf0.jpg
    Warm up of however many push-ups you can do and then same for sit-ups.

    Concentration curls

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c81ff11db8f0dfd77eca15109b20cfac49f8c12bc93e637d2721da1149151655.jpg Keep the rest of your body still, back straight, just start with a straight arm braced against your knee then bend arm at the elbow until roughly 90 degrees.

    Bench press

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/459b484ed37a425985207a72600abdd84a9c89af86f9125dd1ccddb2a021528e.jpg Start as shown in the picture then lower your arms until your elbows are at right angles to your body and bent at 90 degrees (tricep/back of upper arm is flat) easiest to use your bed for this at home but keep your feet flat on the floor as in the picture. Do them slowly so you aren't "bouncing" off the bed and cheating.

    Dumbbell row
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b7de0c3d1278a7a7e75b62ddc806f33ed3f180a56f08b6779815c4fedfd4aba2.webp Again use your bed for this just position so you're over the side not the bottom like in previous. Get into this position but with your arm straight down, importantly keep you back straight and keep all tension in your arm and shoulder. Raise the weight and bend the elbow until in the pictured position.

    Squats
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ee1cfb8c5a81564d57211d7fd3aacba8c988d870e6d1311ea5404b540e75a06b.webp Pretty self explanatory but again make sure to keep a straight back, also stick your ass out when going down.

    Cool down of shadow boxing or skipping.

    Complete twice a week, preferably mon/thu or tue/fri. If you want to do cardio as well keep one rest day after a weights day and then do light to medium cardio the next day after the rest day.

    If you want to mix it up a little bit I personally do this for one day a week then swap out bench press for shoulder press/military press and squats for lunge squats for the second workout of the week.

    This community service announcement is brought to you by an old man that used to workout seriously with some pretty clever dudes.

    1. Fuck yeah. I like mixing calisthenics with strength training. I still bench, squat, and deadlift for weights but my favorite workouts are pull ups and dips.

      1. I got a rowing machine recently that I really like for my cardio days, I only do a mile on it so it's kinda more active recovery than anything else, but my main focus when I set this workout up was that I could do it at home with only some weights (or even just heavy things). I'm not going to pay for a gym membership these days.

        Pull ups/chin up are awesome but hard to find somewhere to do.

      2. Actually that reminds me of my all-time favourite workout trick that I learned from a legit pro MMA guy that fought all over the world (mainly in kickboxing).

        What do you do with your legs when you do a pull-up?

        1. I left my legs up and make like a 45 degree angle. It adds it alot to core strength.

          1. Try crossing your ankles and doing a 90 degree angle with your knees behind you next time, hold it the whole way up and down. Trust me.

  116. There's Saros, Horizon 6, Wolverine, GTA VI, Beast of Reincarnation, Tokon and Phantom Blade Zero and absolutely nothing else releasing this year. EA, Ubisoft, Activision/Bethesda (Xbox), WB and Nintendo are collectively releasing nothing.

      1. I don't know. I was just basing it on studio count because if you have a bunch you should have an annual big release no matter what.

  117. I tried exercising following a similar exercise tutorial to the one Shank posted but I couldn't get past the warm up stretches without burning out and then my muscles ached for the next two days

    1. When you stretch you should only just feel the tension/tiny bit of burning while you do it. Over-stretching is just as harmful as not stretching at all.

      Plus taking creatine helps massively with recovery.

  118. Anyway time to do my weekend chores before the mrs and kid get home and realise I haven't done anything. Peace.

      1. If I wasn't like an 18 hour flight away i would definitely be down to get beat up sometime.

  119. Amazon's autoplay is so fucking aggressive.
    It gives like a 5 second timer.
    let me what the credits you ADHD fuck.

      1. I've watched shows with people before who have the habit of skipping intros.
        I get it, and do the same for some stuff, but sometimes I appreciate that bit of breathing room.

  120. Anybody who says the Amazon coverage is better than ESPN can choke on my fucking average cock. It’s at best marginally less retarded.

      1. These announcers have not talked one iota about the game. Just fucking stupid Dillon Brooks narrative bs. It’s dogshit tbh, stop letting your hatred for ESPN also being ass blind you.

  121. I’m not gonna rant about the Warriors but Jesus christ the NBA product is garbage these days

        1. Do you have a controller you can use? Steam has really good controller support now, I use my old Switch controller plugged in for the vast majority of steam games now.

          1. Sure, but It isn’t just gaming that’s the issue.
            I need to use a keyboard for photoshop and animating.

  122. Fair enough, using one for gaming would definitely lessen the amount of use then but yeah won't remove it completely obviously.

    1. I have a brace for my right wrist that I just bought, but guess I need a second for the other now too… bleh.

  123. Not to be a scrooge, but there's people singing outside my window, and it's really annoying.

  124. Why was Vader saying Mouse PI had a mixed reception? It has an 83 on metacritic. Its the highest rated real game of the year after RE9, Pokopia, Pragmata, Nioh 3 and Cairn.

      1. I'm sorry I didn't mean to put words on your mouth or make you look bad.

      2. I just remembered you saying you're still getting it and I was looking at Pragmata reviews this morning and though wait of course he's still getting it all the reviews are good. I thought it scored like a 60 which is why I made my Mouse PI sex appeal contingency post yesterday. Anyway I hope you enjoy the game.

  125. No wonder Crimson Desert instantly sold 10 million copies. It has no competition.

  126. RFK jr dead ass talked about gas station heroin in front of fucking congress. This timeline can’t be real dawg

  127. What the actual fuck lmao

    From The Atlantic: 

    “On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials. A request for “breaching equipment”—normally used by SWAT and hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors, according to multiple people familiar with the request.”

  128. Unfortunately incompetence is baked into fascism and we all have to suffer for it.

  129. You would think at a certain pojnt the market would stop reacting to Trump lying. It’s the same bullshit over and over. Right before markets close “We have a deal in place, the straight is open.”

    Then markets open “we may have to bomb them” time to pump and dump. Iran needs to just fucking assassinate this fat cunt.

  130. Literally the FBI will never figure out who did it. I don’t get how it hasn’t happened yet tbh. The people in charge of figuring it out do not have the skills to do it

  131. I’m doing all the side quests in Trails. Spiffy must be seething

    1. I mean you should lol they have a lot of characterization. But spiffy could never

  132. KARMA TOMORROW NIGHT AT WRESTLEMANIA I AM GONNA END YOUR CAREER. YOU ARE PRETTY NOW BUT I'M GONNA DISFIGURE YOU. YOUR FAMILY WILL CRY WHEN THEY SEE THE NEW KARMA. YOUR ARROGANCE WAS THINKING YOU'D STAND A CHANCE IN MY DOMAIN. I LIVE FOR HELL IN A CELL. IT'S MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME. IT HAS BEEN CALLED SATANS STRUCTURE. BUT I'VE ALWAYS CALLED IT THE ONE PLACE I CAN BE ME. WHERE I CAN INFLICT THE LEVEL OF SUFFERING PEOPLE SHUN. PEOPLE LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M A MONSTER BUT I'M NO MONSTER. I'M JUST THE GUY THAT DESTROYS YOUR MODEL FACE. THE ONE WHO ENDS YOUR CAREER THE ONE WHO'LL PROBABLY BE FIRED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU. I HOPE ESPN UNLIMITED CAN HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW A MASSACRE. SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT KARMA

  133. If the Yankees don’t win the AL this year Boone and Cashman should be investigated for match fixing tbh. The AL is catastrophically bad so far this season. The entire AL west is under .500

    1. If we don’t it’s because of Boone. This clown is overthinking every lineup. Rice is a top 15 hitter this season and he’s been sitting every other game

  134. If the Yankees don’t win the AL this year Boone and Cashman should be investigated for match fixing tbh. The AL is catastrophically bad so far this season. The entire AL west is under .500

  135. Also speaking of Yankees, when Bellinger really gets a hold of one his swing is so pretty.

    1. His batting stance is so funny. Literally like a lumberjack about to chop

  136. No, I just saw a clip of XQC or whatever his name is looking like he was going to die from extremely light physical exertion.

      1. Not really in the Bay Area necessarily but in the Valley and Sacramento/Redding and LA, yes because it actually gets hot for more than a few weeks a year.

  137. I'm watching a two hour video on the development of Final Fantasy. I can't believe it was conceived as a Dragon Quest knock off and it's sort of sad how everyone who experienced it back then is already in their 50s or 60s.

  138. Persona is older than Final Fantasy? and it was supposed to be developed by Nintendo before they pulled out because it was too mature?

  139. Dragon Quest was like the Fortnite or the Dark Souls of the 1980s. Everyone immediately started pumping out cheap knock offs like Persona/SMT, Final Fantasy and Zelda's sequels.

  140. I know but I can't remember what the devil thingy series theyre both part of is actually called

  141. I don’t care about this Cavs Raptors series but I got the Cavs in 5.

  142. I’m not gonna rant about United but if we actually keep Carrick as manager we’re not a fucking serious club.

  143. We have been absolute dogwater all game and they give a shit fucking goal.

  144. Also, why do we have playoff games behind a subscription service now?

    1. Why the fuck do you think? Because the world is fucking capitalist nonsense now

  145. If Bruno isn’t player of the Season it’s just blatant bias. He’s so far and away the best player in the Prem

  146. Kicking the ball out on a short corner would get you benched immediately if I was a manager

  147. Most food is so disgusting I can only enjoy it if I'm literally starving but it's obviously not good to starve yourself

  148. We got a clean sheet with a center back pairing of Mazraoui and Heaven 💀

  149. Imagine having linked in Liam signed as your manager for 6 seasons lmao. Chelsea are sad

    1. My cousin and I are gonna have it on in the background while we play games on PC.

  150. I’m probably going to play Trails. He set up his old PC for me at his house because and I quote “Your stupid anime JRPGs could run on an Amiga 64”

    1. Which is stupid because he himself plays JRPGs but he also calls me a dork.

  151. I’m a psycho I catch everything with regular pokeballs. Already caught the bird trio, although I did use my master ball on Suicune. I need to get back on it to catch the rest of the legendaries.

      1. I just get them to low HP and paralyze then spam pokeballs. I got lucky with Articuno and Moltres and it didn’t take long but Zapdos took hours lol I’ve been doing this since I first started playing Pokémon, I find the concept of having legendaries in normal pokeballs hilarious, plus it’s a nice challenge.

  152. This is annoying. I wanna have both NBA and NHL playoffs on at the same time but can't because of prime

    1. Brother, he should have been fired last year, let alone this far into the season. The Mets are the only team that can be mid spending 400 million. It’s actually astounding.

  153. remember when Vadee actually argued with me saying that he was jealous of the Mets and I basically laughed in his face.

    1. It was in the middle of the annual June Boone Swoon. Regardless, the one thing I can give the Mets is that there will likely be changes coming very soon with the dumpster fire going on over there. The Yankees are locked into Cashman and Boone for life no matter how many times they get pansted in the playoffs.

      1. Nothing will change as long as the Mets continue to be unable to develop players. The reason the Dodgers are good isn’t just because they spend money on players, they spend money on their entire organization. The Mets will not be good until they invest more into their entire system instead of dumb ass contracts like Soto

    1. No. Something similar likely would've happened anyway imo. It's kinda crazy how lax security was at airports before it happened

      1. It's true that hijackings and bombings had been relatively common for decades.

    2. Everything bad that happened post 9/11 was already being sowed in the 80’s with Reagan.

      1. But don't you think the world was relatively stable beforehand? I understand it stemmed from a failure to resolve (or even properly assess) the conflict that had been brewing for decades but another solution might've been possible.

        1. We would have found some way to invade them anyway. It doesn’t matter. That entire war was to make Dick Cheney rich.

          1. The wars alone might've been tolerable but the credit bubble led to the recession and it seems like society never recovered from those two crises but maybe I'm wrong.

          2. Resulting credit bubble I mean so the recession might've been otherwise been avoided.

  154. It seems like everything was on an upwards trajectory and it hasn't stopped spiralling ever since.

    1. Like she retired because a bad injury. Then she was a gm and a manager but she left because she wanted to wrestle again. She had a forgettable AEW run and hinted at wanting another wwe run but people thought she wouldn't get cleared

  155. Knicks can never have an easy first round matchup. Raptors were right there

  156. I obviously never lived in the 90s either but it just seemed different from what came before and after.

    1. America pre and post 9/11 are definitely different. But I don’t think specifically 9/11
      is solely why we’re here.

      1. On some level I understand that's not how history works but it's hard to otherwise pinpoint 1. what changed and 2. what was the impetus for that change

        1. The feeling post 9/11 was very weird. There was a lot of unity in some ways but also a ton of paranoia. It was the only time living in the US has ever felt “unsafe” and not just because of anti-Muslim propaganda but it was the only time since Pearl Harbor it felt like America’s armor had been breeched.

          The impetus for the change is just that America progressively got more and more pro billionaire. They used to tax billionaires heavily. That stopped after Regan and it has massively widened the wealth gap.

  157. If it isn't clear I was watching a video where a guy rated Chinese communist leaders and he put Jiang Zemin (the 90s leader) alone in S tier which I obviously disagreed with but it's interesting how they also viewed that era as among the country's best considering what followed. It's the same in Europe particularly in the United Kingdom.

    1. On my way to our date, we drove by a cemetery that no joke had 50% off plots this month and I was like “well hopefully grandpa dies this month.” And she laughed and hit me.

  158. Citizens United is the single most impactful thing that has happened to America. It allowed for extremely open corruption. Our politicians do not even try to work for us any more because of it.

    1. It’s just a universal “stop being such a smart ass, but you’re kinda funny” sign lol

    1. I’m not. It’s not really getting hit it’s just a playful slap on the shoulder usually

  159. I didn’t believe the “Ron Washington is an infield defense guru” claims until this season. I just looked at the NL Defensive Runs Saved list and Arrez is 3rd in the entire majors. What the fuck?

  160. You don’t see a lot of overhand curveballs any more. Seeing a true 12-6 curve in 2026 does my heart good

    1. They mean being able to analyze something deeper than what is presented. Perfect example: Trump saying Mexico would pay for the wall.

      Anybody applying critical thinking goes “Why the fuck would Mexico pay for our stupid fucking wall? And how is Mexico going to convince Americans with property on the border to give it away to a foreign government”

      But retards who lack critical thinking will make that their sole reason for voting even though, yeah, anybody applying critical thinking knew it was a fucking scam.

      1. But I think if someone is given a neutral piece of information with no stakes attached everyone would engage in "critical thinking" by default because without further questioning how else would they know it's true? And not knowing could be risky so it's unlikely they'll accept it at face value.

        1. Some people literally don't unfortunately, they just take whatever they hear on tv or read on the internet and parrot it as fact.

      2. Also thank you for your response. I'm sorry if it wasn't clear but I was watching a video on Chinese education and the lack of critical thinking.

  161. Shank, do you have a protein powder and mass gainer recommendation? Like what you use?

    1. The mass gainer I use is Australian made but form checking for equivalents it seems that Transparent Labs Mass Gainer and Crazy Nutrition Mass Gainer are pretty close. And for the creatine I just straight Creatine Monohydrate. It should be 100% purity so any brand should be the same.

    1. The Bengals are so stupid lol. Got fleeced Joey B is gonna pull a Luck I can feel it

      1. I'm shook. On one hand, I'm sad Dex is gone and I just got his jersey last year. Our defense took a massive hit. On the other hand, we got the 10th pick this year and can now grab both Styles and Downs.

  162. Dex being upset at how the Giants have been ran and got traded to the Bengals though. lol

  163. No one of the main characters is Finnish and they really play into online memes

  164. I don't understand people who are constantly worried someone might be breaking the rules. My insurance picture was taken when I had cancer and the receptionist refused to believe it was me.

    1. This is exactly what I said about them needing my official birth certificate. You think the first fucking thing I would do if I stole somebody’s identity would be to wait at the DMV for 2 hours and register their car?

  165. Satty Optimum Nutrition Serious Mass is available at Walmart, you don't need that many calories (1200) so for that one you can just do a half-serve each time (1 scoop instead of 2). A 6lb tub is like $55, which would give you 16 serves if you're doing half serves.

    With that kind of calorie content you'd probably just feel sick and bloated if you had a full serve and wouldn't digest the majority of it so it'd be a waste.

    1. Ok. Thanks for this. I have zero idea about working out. I used to just run and do specific weight things for baseball

      1. Oh and I'd suggest having half your shake maybe 30ish minutes before working out and then the other half straight after.

      2. Oh and I'd suggest having half your shake maybe 30ish minutes before working out and then the other half straight after.

          1. I will be on and off here today but probably mainly off, my kid is doing everything they can to piss me off for some reason so will be a long and busy day I think.

          2. I genuinely do which is why everyone blinks at me weird when I say I don’t eat a lot. I have an insane metabolism tbh and I still don’t really eat everything I can lol

          1. And then her sending a voice message that says “Ok well stupid Satty, I don’t follow wrestlepalooza or whatever the fuck so why would I know that.”

  166. Jim Cornette reviewing the 2026 DP Kingdom Pay Per View:

    Hwell Brine, I guess we gotta talk about this new DP pay per viewww I don’t know hwhy because I thought it was a load of horse shit but so… We start off with a backstage segment and , I guess this Satirical guy is like the Champion, he… He looks like he weighs 120 pounds soakin wet with a brick in his pocket, but him and this Karma fuckin guy, his gimmick is that he can beat video games very fast? Like what the fuck, why are they in the sauna?

    Also, mind you, Satirical is supposed to be a heel, but his move which is just a fuggin DDT where he uses his scarf laike… Why is he allowed to use that in the match? It’e not a no DQ match? Now, Satirical is supposed to be a comedy heel but his fuckin scarf is the most powerful wrestler in the compny I… I don’t get it.

      1. Well Jim, honestly I like this new girl they had in the main event

        She’s just a hot fuckin Vietnamese girl Brine, she can’t wrestle, she’s only fuggin there so Satirical can do his stupid gimmick where… So I guess the scarf is sentient like… Ah… What the fuck

    1. The council… Does NOT grant your song the rank of Chill Video Game Music

  167. DK it is especially difficult with my kid because she's probably smarter than me already. We took her to a clinical child psychologist during the week for a formal assessment and they confirmed she is clinically "gifted". She legitimately just does stuff to annoy me and is very good at it and creative.

      1. Yeah I'm proud but at the same time concerned that she'll have to adapt to being different than her little friends. And yes she is already very good at arguing semantics, I'll tell her that she knows she can't swing off the hose outside for example, and she'll argue that I said she can't climb it, not swing off it.

        Technically correct but she 100% knows she isn't allowed to do it and is just trying to get a reaction.

        1. Oh no. I was considered gifted as a kid and I did the same. I loved arguing semantics. She'll definitely have a better time than I did because I have always been considered weird by people.

          I'd definitely be proud and concerned too. Some kids treat you awful for being different

          1. At the moment it is just gifted, they did assessments for ADHD and Autism as well and a generic one but could well change quickly of course.

          2. She doesn't show the more general and obvious signs of Autism but obviously each person is different.

          3. ADHD I'm not so sure about but it'd be somewhat mild if it is there.

          4. I think with me it was obvious and unfortunately I was diagnosed as a kid because they thought I was just a spoiled little shit. I'm sure she's just gifted

          5. So did I, one time when I was like 6, my cousin said to somebody “This is my grandma, she’s old” and I replied “Yeah!” And my grandma said “[Satty], you called me old?”

            And I replied “No, I was saying ‘yeah, you’re my grandma.”

  168. Technically my wife did but I hope not, Stray was never that smart.

    1. Did you enjoy wrestlemania? I wasn’t paying that much attention I was watching baseball lol

      1. II Enjoyed it and had fun. I assume the internet hated it. Not checking the discourse because I like enjoying things. Only complaint was too much pat macafee

    1. II Was glad they took him out before the match started even though the focus was on jelly roll and him. But thought tye match would just be jelly roll and macafee.

    1. She replied to my workout photo and called me a fat skank ><

          1. I know, I thought phat was totally still a thing but apparently not

  169. She is a fire type I guess so that explains some of the burn

  170. I got my sleeve wet while using my water pick and now it's annoying me.
    Water is the enemy.
    From this moment on I'll never drink the stuff again.

    1. I genuinely never understood why it was even a thing. It’s more effort than throwing it in the trash

  171. Szoboszlai RB can this egghead get the fuck out of my club already

    1. Your Right backs all suck dude. Unfortunately your Midfield does too

  172. I wish we could have won but that last minute goal was a hilarious heartbreak

      1. If every ref is shit and nobody changes anything that’s also match fixing.

      1. It’s all just maniuplation for ratings. These last 5 games aren’t gonna mean shit for us. We’re 10 points up on top 5 with 5 to go. If we get 1 more win we’re almost guaranteed a CL spot. But the league isn’t happy that Chelsea and Liverpool and Newcastle are so dogshit that there’s no genuine challenge. They really tried to help Chelsea but Chelsea are so shit they can’t even win when we’re playing a 19 year old and a RB as a CB pairing

  173. Remember when Harby said “A hair pull is an automatic red” maybe if you’re a United CB right before it would be convenient for ratings for us to lose to Chelsea. Good thing it doesn’t matter because Chelsea are such dogshit.

  174. The worst thing that can happen to the PL is United having nothing important really to play for left. United generates 50x more clicks than every team combined. Us having top 5 wrapped up is the PL’s worst nightmare.

  175. How is that not a yellow on VVD? He’s not even attempting to play the ball

  176. How is that not a yellow on Szbo? He didn’t even attempt to play the ball

    1. Even Slothball can’t stop the King from going out in style after the announcement

      1. You can’t do anything to help yourself with the slowness of Slothball.

  177. There’s a reason why Harry Kane looks like Pele in the Buli. It’s because the defending is genuinely awful and the quality of 2/3rds of the teams is genuinely awful.

  178. I’m not even going to bother watching the emptihad clash. This slotball is once again enough football for the entire weekend

    1. Do like me. Watch the last Brighton goal in repeat just to see Xavi Simons losing it

  179. Trump signed an executive order to legalize psilocybin mushrooms lmao. And Ibogaine lmao. What the fuck?

      1. No they don’t lol. Whiskey doesn’t fuck up your brain chemistry. If you drank a ton of whiskey you’d be sick and hungover but fine the next day. Doing psychedelics can actually mess with your brain, especially if you’re mentally ill

  180. This might be shocking but I don’t think psychodelics are medicine. Sorry. I get that microdosing psychedelics during therapy helps people open up, but the idea that doing a drug makes you less depressed long term is asinine. Shrooms and other psychedelics aren’t like weed, they can actually fuck up your brain chemistry.

  181. That being said, there are way worse things for you than shrooms if you don’t take large doses consistently. But why would they legalize some random root bush from the Philippines that is mildly psychotropic? Like at that point just federally legalize weed holy fuck.

  182. This argument is pointless because executive orders are meaningless.

  183. Zero physicality or athleticism in this Liverpool team. Everyone all over getting bodied on the ball

  184. Yeah Slot sucks but Liverpool’s SD’s have absolutely fucked this window. Half a billion spent and they haven’t upgraded a single position. Isak looks like he’s not a PL player. That’s not on Slot, he’s being lazy/unfit.

    1. Sati we used to be the fittest team in this entire league and now they look all gassed every week at the 60th mark. Slot has taken all the intensity out of games and training

  185. This is the exact fucking way we looked under Ten Hag when our forwards were absolute bums. It’s no surprise our xG, xA etc underlying stats are infinitely better now that we have Mbeumo/Sesko/Cunha.

  186. Slot’s reaction time is incredible. Still no subs and we’re utterly in the shit

    1. Gakpo is the only player who has shown any bit of quality today lmao.

    1. Who is gonna buy these players? Do you want Danso? Because I fucking don’t. Porro might be the worst defending fullback I’ve ever seen at a “top club”

    2. Robbo will actually join that dumpster fire if they survive which they won’t

  187. Oh well come what may at least the first ever derby goal in this Dick stadium is Salah’s

    1. I still think I could play better than some of the streamers from yesterday's game.

      1. I absolutely fucking would. Besides actually knowing (kinda) how to play the sport, I am not consisting on energy drinks and door dash and 2 hours of sleep a week like these streamers.

  188. Wow I actually agree with Satty about drugs for once except weed and prescription drugs can also eff up your brain (which is why you need a prescription).

    Also I think MAGA is just full of degenerate boomers who suffered mild drug induced brain damage but their Christian voters wouldn't be pleased.

      1. Neuer at Brighton would force me to fly back to Brighton wearing an Oktoberfest suit out of mandatory pilgrimage

  189. The moment when you realize Lampard is doing a half decent managerial job that could actually lead to Chelsea thinking on hiring him again lolololol

  190. Wirtz putting in another performance that the media would have wanted Pogba lynched outside old Trafford for that won’t get mentioned once.

  191. Everybody a West Ham fan tomorrow

    please Palace let them win just for the lolz

  192. I’m still trying to understand those subs from Slot. Wirtz and Gakpo off for Macca and Frimpong. Wtf is he doing

  193. GOATwaithe’s body giving out from carrying all our FPL teams.

    Semper Fi brother. Always in our hearts🫡

  194. Completely undeserved but whatever. Chelsea aren’t winning another game this season with Linkedin Liam

  195. They’re both preventing him from jumping but remember, that only gets called if it’s McTominay vs City. Not blatant manipulation at all.

  196. Everton player was holding t rex arms from the shirt in that goal 😭

  197. I’m calling it now, Spurs beat Chelsea to stay up. It’s happening.

    1. Spurs beats Chelsea. Their only win this year. Still not enough to save from relegation.

      Because that's so spursy.

      1. like, if West Ham wins tomorrow (please for the love god do so), Spurs will already be 5 points away from safety.

    2. That’d be funny af but not as funny as them going down and Chelsea not getting Europe

        1. It doesn’t matter. It’s like Schindler’s List for people who like exciting football

  198. perfect example of why the PL is such shit quality now. Over 200 million spent on Neto/Garnacho/Gittens/Delap. Not one of those players starts for a Top half PL club hell, they probably wouldn’t start for Wolves. Combined that is literally 7 G+A for over 200 million spent

    Liverpool spent fucking nearly 300 million on Wirtz and Isak. 12 PL G+A for both combined.

    Cunha and Mbeumo cost a total of 105 million and have 27 G+A between them. But people like Leo will laugh ay clubs spending money on actual PL proven players because “lol England bad” meanwhile all these teams buying hipster ass FM signings from the Buli are struggling hard.

    1. the second goalscorer of the league is a random Brazilian who came from Club Brugge

      1. Anybody can have 1 decent season. Look at Delap. Almost nobody knows he has like 12 goals in 76 career championship games. He’s legit a lower league level striker who had the greatest fluke season in PL history.

      2. We also signed a keeper from the Belgian league and he has been class for us but that doesn’t mean every cheap signing from a foreign league is good or bad.

  199. @skankstain:disqus Do I have to get the powder or can I just like, eat 5 uncrustables before I work out?

  200. Quality of the Prem is absolutely in the gutter. If we got a decent coach and sign two midfielders we might challenge for the league

  201. I was also reading my 2021 E3 review where I said about EA’s conference “Overall it was a waste of everybody’s time and I would much rather have spent that time looking for hot Korean girls on instagram”

    Is this the true origin of the Satty Korean girl meme lol

    1. Honestly he's probably sacked by tomorrow. Swept on the road trip, 11 game losing streak, dead last in the NL. Gotta do it as a mercy now before the fans rip him to shreds returning home

  202. Anybody who is giving Semien a contract in 2026 deserves to be 11 straight winless tbh

    1. Tbf, they took the contract rather than giving it. But yeah, should've just kept Nimmo as bad as his contract was

      1. You can’t lose a player like Alonso and replace him with somebody who is below replacement level offensively and defensively.

  203. The entire “future young players to supplement big moves” idea has been a huge bust.

    Baty- 3.1 career WAR in 5 years

    Vientos- 1.1 career WAR in 4 years

    MJ Melendez- -0.1 WAR in 4 years.

    You cannot function as a team with a farm system this piss poor. They haven’t developed a single 5+ WAR player this decade

  204. Was Mendoza asleep and forgot to walk Horener or… Like what the fuck happened there lmao

  205. And why would you sign Devin Williams in big 2026? His fucking arm is shot. He has no life on his fastball any more.

  206. Also mini Giants rant, WHY IS ADAMES BATTING LEADOFF.

    Today was his 6th (!) game this year with 3+ strikeouts. He is not a fucking leadoff hitter he swings at fucking everything.

  207. DK, I saw somebody say that the IWC are the only people who will pull out a stopwatch and time matches just so they can more efficiently be miserable about something and it made me think of EXACTLY what you said yesterday lol

    1. DAE he should stop watching WWE slop and join me watching my waifu Harley Cameron and Darbin Allin having hot bangers with Lio Rush

  208. The funniest complaint I’ve seen is people being mad Bron didn’t literally kill Seth with a spear lol.

      1. DAE it looked so fake? Why didn’t he collide with him after running down a ramp full speed?

  209. Satty yes you need both powders. The mass gainer has simple and complex carbs for energy during and after the workout and protein for building muscle as well as a bunch of nutrients and vitamins. The Creatine helps hugely with recovery and not feeling sore in the days after a workout. And no the amount of creatine in the mass gainer isn't enough by itself.

    Those uncrustable things are just empty calories with no real benefit plus you'll feel sluggish and like shit trying to workout after eating them.

      1. At first I assumed so but then you went to the effort of tagging me so that threw me

        1. There’s an art to committing to the bit that most people don’t understand about satire.

          1. You would also be amazed at how many people just think calories are good for gaining no matter what. They are the same people who are drinking full serves of that mass gainer too I assume, which is literally 2 full meals worth of calories in each serve.

      1. Just a mass gainer I recommended to Satty, try and give him a bit of a boost

          1. I think it stands for peanut butter actually. Probably might taste weird.

  210. PB no J is probably the best slander name in a while. For Paolo Banchero lmao

      1. It’s basketball so the j stands for jumper. Like a jumpshot.

          1. We had this ref that would ref my high school games who I swear to god legally changed his name to Jordan Jumpshot and he was the worst umpire I’ve ever had. He called a pitch so far outside on me I looked back and went “Are you fucking pranking me Jumpshot?” And then he called the same exact pitch a strike again and threatened to kick me out of the game because I just drew a line in the dirt where the ball went past the plate and he did NOT appreciate that lol

  211. NBA Lungboy for Cade Cunningham is just fucking foul though lol

      1. I drew a line in the dirt with the end of my bat where it went past the plate yes because clearly he didn’t see where it was.

    1. Because he missed the call and it was definitely on purpose the second time lol.

    1. I know way more about baseball than everyone in here combined and that’s not being arrogant. I consume INFINITELY more baseball information than anybody here.

        1. Like I literally have one monitor on MLB Network Big Inning which is 3 games on at the same time lol

          1. If I can’t sleep, I will look at random player’s advanced stats on Baseball reference.

  212. And lest we forget that I’m technically qualified to interview for the Marlin’s GM job because I got over an 80% on their leaked pre-screening test.

  213. Also, I can't believe I'm watching the Sabres play hockey in mid April.

    1. I'm trying to remember their roster the last time they were in the playoffs and I can't. I think they had Team USA's starting goalie?

      1. 2011. I was in 5th grade last time they were in. I'm now 4 years since graduating college

  214. You guys aren’t old enough to know the “Game 1 Magic” lore are you?

    1. Tbf outside of Knicks Hawks the first round has been a snoozefest so I don't really watch

    1. In the early 2010’s, when they were mid but good enough to make the playoffs barely, every single year they’d win game one of the series then get beat 4 games in a row. It happened like 4 times lol

  215. Someone could make a strategy game where you play as ant super colonies. You can research technology such farming like leaf cutter ants, use ant slaves from lesser colonies, fight wars with rival colonies.

  216. If you wanna know how goofy the Phillies are, they signed a right handed platoon bat with reverse splits el oh el

  217. Not really a fan of cardio days. Not that I do much anyway, but still.

    1. Pretty much just some stretches and a mile on the rowing machine. So it only takes about 10 minutes but it's still kinda annoying. I also feel like I've made progress doing weights but my cardio just kinda happens.

        1. Cardio is also kinda boring. But yes exercise is good, and lots of stretching. If you can'y get motivated or find the time for exercise then even just the stretching is a good start.

    1. Just a mass gainer to help put on muscle. In the end I suggested Optimum Nutrition (I think, I looked at a few) cause it wasn't too pricey and seemed fairly readily available.

      1. I copied the comment, I am putting it in my notes. I hear a lot of good things around the Interwebs about creatine, but further research is needed though.

        1. Creatine is awesome, it's supposed to help with building muscle and probably does a fair bit but I mainly notice a difference in recovery when I use it. I'm an old man now and if I don't use it I feel heaps sore after a heavy weights day but if I do use it I only get a tiny bit of aching.

        2. I am naturally very slim, I have a very high metabolism, but since I started working out again in mid January I have just been using a mass gainer (in US terms it is considered a clean gainer) and creatine and I've put on roughly 22lb of muscle in that time. For naturally heavier guys that's not much but for someone like me it's been very quick.

          When I was a teenager it took me about 2 years to put on 30lb of muscle, for comparison.

    1. Lower back probably means that your sink is too low, but yes lots of stretching every day, before work, during breaks and after work will help to start with.

        1. IDK how anybody could take Street fighter seriously, half the characters are some variation of “I am Martial arts man and I am good at kicking and punching”

  218. I was laughing that people were like “The girl who is playing Chun Li’s thighs aren’t big enough like Jesus christ, nobody real has those anime ass body proportions lol.

      1. He’ll only crush you with them if you beat the entire Final Fantasy Pixel remaster collection in under 5 days

    1. He was a Finn, she was a Swede
      Can I make it any more obvious?
      He had a sauna at his lake house, she ate pickled trout
      What more can I say?

    1. He should join the good guys and have 25 minute Texas Death Match BANGERS with The Young Bucks

          1. Gunther Oba Femi is too soon. And imo that's a WrestleMania main event match for either the WWE or WHC title. Plus neither of them can afford to lose cleanly rn.

    1. I’m kinda too good at making DP parodies lol. It’s one of the least useful skills in human history to be good at

  219. Idk where the Cody and Randy feud goes from here but hopefully no more celebrities or outside interferences from anyone else in their feud. Cody vs Cena 2 last year was better than their first match at Wrestlemania anyways.

  220. I was reading my old Cyberpunk review and I laughed at me saying “They tried to sell the combat as somewhat realistic but the only truly realistic thing in this game is that no matter what life path you chose for your backstory, the game says ‘fuck you, you’re poor now’”

  221. We have a DP PPV called Hassle in the Castle and it always takes place in a Belgian castle.

  222. It’s incredibly weird to me that tree houses are such an iconic part of some American media when I have never met a single person or their parents who actually had one? How did this trope in media become a thing?

    1. It's because the idea of it is fun even though it's really not feasible

      1. But how did building a tree house become such a trope? Literally I don’t think I know anybody who had a tree in their yard that would even be able to support one.

        1. Maybe it was bigger in the 80s or some shit, idk. I imagine that shit doesn't work for long

          1. Yes it must have been a boomer thing and then they must have been phased out due to 1. safety concerns and 2. houses grew much larger but plot sizes didn't so it didn't make any sense and 3. galvanized steel prices fell and its a far superior building material

    2. The main children's TV channel in Canada since forever is called Treehouse but I've never seen one before either.

    3. I've seen like out door jungle gyms or forts or whatever, but not like and actual structure built into a tree.

  223. I still haven't gotten my copy of Pragmata yet and I preordered it years ago. I'm missing out on all the discourse.

    1. I don't actually know what it's about either aside from some girl and a guy in space and the girl likes colouring

      1. I'm going to cry if it's like Dead Space. I thought the combat revolved around puzzles.

          1. I'm sorry I know this isn't helpful but its really stupid how the state with arguably the best public health insurance coverage (California) is just generally unaffordable so you can't move there for healthcare

  224. Bruh, I legitimately thought I was going crazy because I thought for certain I had bought DMC 4 HD and it wasn’t in my PS4 library. I figured out I had to renew licenses and now it shows up. But for a month I was convinced I’d jumped timelines again

      1. Probably the best game in the series even if I like 2’s pacing and missions more. Brotherhood has a better map+ better gameplay. Especially the combat.

  225. II Always wanted a tree house but never had a tree that could support it and mostly lived in apartments. Also never had someone who could make one

  226. AC Resynced looks like complete garbage but every modern game also looks like complete garbage and it makes me feel sick

  227. No nevermind "people" (gamers) think it looks good because art direction means nothing anymore and no one cares

  228. It's rather annoying when someone whispers in a library.
    I know they're being more considerate than just talking out loud, but the silence of everything else really isolates the sound and I can't help but notice.

        1. I dunno, he always seemed like the kinda dude heavily into hentai

  229. I want Olivia Rodrigo to just… Fuck up my life. Just leave me destitute and write a bittersweet song about it

          1. It’s actually the most MAGA thing imaginable. Wanting to secretly fuck something you hate is why all the highest searched porn categories in southern stats are trans porn.

          2. Hmm. I did read a theory a long time ago that I found quite interesting saying that love and hate aren't opposites but love and loathing are. Hate is actually an attractive force just like love is and if you really hate someone you would go out of your way to see them even if it was to fight them or yell at them or whatever.

          3. If you properly loathe someone even the sight of them makes you feel unwell and you just don't want to even think about them at all.

          4. This is fair because I feel like I truly loathe Trump and hearing his dumb fucking voice makes me sick so yeah, sound theory.

    1. Do you think I can bet future based predict the number of sex scenes on Kalshi

      1. Just tired. I'll figure out the rest in a couple hours when I'm over it. How about you?

        1. I'm stressed af. They took away my medicaid. Said I make too much. Gonna try to appeal it or see if I can do what my grandma does and do the buy in program.

          you should beat up karma to feel better

          1. Sorry to hear that man. Did they take it away completely or just parts of it like cheaper meds?

          2. Well hopefully the portal has something that helps then. And a buy-in program sounds like it might be ok, maybe they have one just for cheaper meds without the rest of the insurance.

          3. I'm gonna try to make it work out. But this has stressed me out a lot. I don't get why now. When I worked at Amazon I made way more. They were fine then

          4. Hopefully it's just a mistake or you need to apply for a slightly different version of basically the same thing then. Fingers crossed for you man.

    1. And his ultimate fantasy would be to watch it while Taz watches him and tells him how disgusting he is.

      1. I don't talk about it here because no-one cares (understandably) but I hate watch a couple of teams in my football too because I enjoy watching them lose.

  230. Penguins core just needs to retire. Embarrassing shit. Still haven’t scored this series

  231. Senators suck ass too. Good god man the Devils really wasted a golden year to make noise

      1. It is, the Senators team is made up entirely of members of congress. Probably why they suck so much tbh.

      2. It is, the Senators team is made up entirely of members of congress. Probably why they suck so much tbh.

    1. Ideal for me would be for the crowd to yell finnish him and then the move to be called shell shock.

    2. Shell shock is his power bomb. He has a splash off the top rope called “The Fall of Rome”

        1. He stuck his head in and pulled it back as if to say “Didn’t likes”

  232. Where is Somalia getting this money to bribe Democrats from? They keep saying 9 billion dollars but the entire GDP of Somalia is 8.1 billion lol

    1. Oh right. Silly me. Fraud is when you use tax money for the things it should be for and it’s totally normal to waste millions of dollars putting your name on the currency for zero fucking reason

      1. To be fair though they probably should have realised that it was a bit excessive that each childcare centre was getting 3 billion Trumpbucks in funding per year.

  233. Yeah the Pens core just needs to retire. It was a surprising year but its time to rebuild

  234. man, that The Drama movie was one of the worst and unfunniest films I have ever seen

  235. Phillies are the perfect example of why the stupid haphazard “Just pay every star 8 years/25 AAV strat is as equally dogshit as not spending any money.

    Also, Shortstop is by far the most overvalued position in baseball. Having a SS that has +DRS and ISO is way more valuable than having somebody whose value mostly comes from hitting. There’s a reason that LA said bye to Trea Turner. They’ve been better off with a high DRS shortstop they can bat in the bottom 3rd. How many of the top WAR earning shortstops are actually elite level players? Other than Lindor and Bobby Witt Jr, it’s basically zero.

  236. Meanwhile look at all the teams with good BWar and Defensive Runs Saved metrics on the right side of the infield. Braves, Dodgers, Blue Jays, Cubs, are all good teams. Second Base is so massively undervalued these days. 80% of the league just puts their less good fielding shortstop there.

  237. The Knicks won’t win a Championship with Brunson as their best player. It handcuffs your team building so bad to have such a small guard be your number 1 option.

    1. If they fail to make the finals this year Brown should be fired. Weaker version of the Celtics that we beat last year and the fraudulent Pistons are the only other top teams

      1. The coach doesn’t matter. KAT is just sitting in the corner doing nothing in clutch time. He can’t be your second best player. It’s bad team building.

        1. KAT was dominant down the stretch of the regular season. Brown is just a retard who sits him whenever he gets hot, or the players don't feed him the ball

      2. Y’all just gonna be the team that keeps firing coaches and then nothing changes

        1. I mean if they get knocked out in the first round you shake up the roster. Giannis is literally begging to be sent here and the Bucks just want to rid themselves of that headache

  238. The canes goal was clearly offside I can't believe their fans were already leaving

    1. Canes fans are retarded. You literally bump into their players and they're crying for penalties. That stereotype of southern fans not knowing shit about hockey isn't so far fetched

        1. People in Atlanta gave so little of a shit they moved the team to fucking Winnipeg lmao

  239. If Steph got the whistle Murray is getting right now he has double digit rings.

  240. Also, I'm sorry but NHL playoffs >>> NBA playoffs. Nothing better than sudden death OT playoff hockey. Nearly every series is worth watching. At least half of the first round matchups in the NBA are chalked because of the dumbass play in allowing undeserving teams to get in.

  241. The Magic been getting gentleman swept since the dawn of time lol.

  242. The NBA product is such dogshit these days man. This game is only close because the refs changed the momentum.

  243. These state farm commercials piss me off. You don’t actually talk into a talk box. You just mouth the words or it doesn’t work. It’s not a vocoder

      1. When he said “Shout out Satty, his reviews got me through some dark days” I was suprised. When he got a Rayman tattoo I was honored. When he sent a letter that said he wanted to my skin as his own I was concerned.

  244. DP Wrestling has a legally distinct hell in a cell called heck on the deck and the ring is on a boat.

    1. I liked when that inspired Satty to be a face so the scarf could be a heel. When he keeps having to stop the scarf from spanking the female wrestlers, that was his best gimmick

        1. When he pulled out the shooting star press and called it “The Coup de Grass” that was awesome.

          1. When he came out to Harby’s music and then the scarf beat him in a squash match, that was cool.

  245. Ya know, Black Flag Remake is weird. Especially when it apparently has the same voice and all. Same with MGS3. I mean yeah original voices are masterpieces but it kinda feels weird, like a remaster than a remake.

        1. Yeah, that would be stupid. They can just AI his voice like duh

    1. Metal Gear Delta would have been cool 10 years ago when the only way to play MGS 3 was to play on 3DS or Vita. It doesn’t make sense when you can buy two other games for less money

  246. I kinda miss when big youtube channels were just like “It’s two mildly unfunny guys and we’re gonna talk over Zelda OOT gameplay” or “We spent 20K on rainbow gummy bacon and made one big rainbow bacon strip that’s 155,000 calories per bite”

    Instead of “I grape a girl in every Japan Prefecture” (S*xual assaultmaxxing)

  247. I legit hope The Drama wins a razzie. This is one of the crappiest movies I have ever watched

  248. Yeah I'm turning this off. Why do they need to interject random shots of her masturbating while she's talking to her dad? And then there's a random shot of her shaving down there in a public shower while she's thinking of her dad?

  249. They’re absolutely gonna assassinate Trump right before the mid term and claim it was some ANTIFA homeless terrorist immigrant caravan.

    It kills two birds with one stone because they’re getting bodied in the midterms and Trump is not fit to lead the country so they don’t have to look bad 25th amendment/impeaching him.

    1. Steve Cohen is not the reason the Mets are bad. He’s trying his hardest but their GM/manager and farm system are so trash it doesn’t matter. Sterns is a terrible GM. He was POBO when Houston was drafting bust after bust and left right before they finally got good.

      He was GM in Cleveland when they were trading every asset possible for big stupid contracts and the second he left and they rebuilt they made their first World Series in 20 years.

      1. I mean look at the fucking roster he created for the Mets. Second highest payroll in the league and they’re consistently starting players like Baty, Vientos, the corpse of Marcus Semien. They really gave Manaea that contract because he had a decent ERA one year with the Giants. Bro he was actually terrible that year for us, the Mets are just retarded and think it’s 2002 and reliever ERA is a real stat. Just stupid shit around the margins kills you in baseball.

      2. Mets are 0-11 since cohen was complaining on twitter that people swiped free tickets without showing up

  250. If I’m an owner and I see I’m spending hundreds of millions of dollars on below replacement level players, I’m pissed. Everyone talks about Nimmo but he was top 5 in WAR for them. Jeff McNeil who the entire fanbase hated was 6th. Semien is worth -0.4 WAR already this year. Just absolutely fucking braindead roster construction.

  251. And that’s not to mention the fact they just let Alonso walk over a bit of money like he’s not gonna be worth it as your talisman player. Fucking stupid to spend money rostering guys like Craig Kimbrell and Devin Williams in 2026. You’re not gonna fix them, they’re both fucking beyond cooked

  252. Leo, if you guys don’t take points off Chelsea I’m temp banning you.

  253. You're right it completely fell apart after his secret became public but the beginning was so funny it doesn't even matter.

  254. my girlfriend really wants to watch the Michael biopic despite the scores, and I know it's gonna be shit, but I now want to have more stuff added to my Letterboxd

    goddammit Frank look what you did to me

  255. NGL, kinda thinking about replaying Deadrising 2 Off the Record.

  256. best part about going to the theater yesterday was watching the Dune trailer again

  257. I truly don’t know how any professional DOF was tricked into buying Delap. Delap is so fucking clunky on the ball, he can’t run, he can’t hold up play. Literally all he does is make stupid sloppy fouls. It’s mystifying how Ipswich got 40 million for him.

  258. Chelsea should legitimately be 5 nil down. They’re fucking AWFUL dude.

  259. The PL needs to stop spending 70+ million on foreign players. It isn’t working for anybody any more.

  260. 2.5 billion spent and I wouldn’t take a single one of their players except Caicedo.

  261. Brighton have been superb but this is genuinely pathetic from Chelsea.

  262. Abrhamovich getting sanctioned was the worst day in the history of Chelsea football club lmao

    1. I like gummy sharks which satisfies my primal urge to feel like an apex predator.

  263. Of all the drugs to use a useless executive order on why Ibogaine? I get it is amazing for people detoxing but there’s no way that anybody is using it recreationally on a consistent basis. Imagine using your free Trump boot licking EO on that.

  264. How did Chelsea buy all of Brighton's players but end up worse than them lol

  265. Chasing shadows against Brighton lmao. Legitimately so fucking embarrassing. If I was a Chelsea fan I’d have developed a humiliation kink as a coping mechanism by now.

      1. I’ve never seen it be this bad. Even when you’ve battered us 3-0 we at least hit the post twice.

  266. 0 league goals since Linkedin Liam said they were “respecting the ball”

    1. Brother are you fucking serious right now? Did you not see me saying that Yukari was my spirit animal like at least 5 times a day? Or the million times at night I’d talk about it. Or when WE LITERALLY HAD AN IN DEPTH CONVERSATION ABOUT THE DUNGEONS.

      Metaphor I haven’t touched yet sadly.

      1. I'm sorry for some reason I just thought you were playing the original.

        1. Oh, no it was the remake. I did play over half the original on emulator but I was going crazy hearing BAABY BABY BABY” at 120% speed

    1. I hated when I was about to pin Frank at Heck on a Deck and Harby Roll interfered.

  267. I can't believe I forgot first names have an intimate connotation in Japan I didn't want to hit on the teacher on the first day of school I just wanted to be friendly now my life is ruined

    1. I was talking to my friend who used to hate anime about how when you first start watching anime you are like who cares if he said her first name. What's the big deal? But after a while you end up like OMG WHAT A SWEET MOMENT HE FINALLY CALLED HER BY HER FIRST NAME 😢.

      1. “You claim to be for women’s rights, but not women’s lefts. Curious.”

  268. Whoever came up with the term “ex-pat” so rich cunts don’t have to be called immigrants should legitimately be hung at the Gallows

    1. One is temporary, the other is permanent. It's nothing to do with class lol

      1. It is when these same people spend most of their daily lives bitching about immigrants.

        1. Assuming all expats have the same worldview and tendencies is basically acting like those people you're referring to

        1. Yeah you can't tell as much in the original with just the sprite so when the remake came out I was like DAYUM lmao

          1. Agate when I first saw him in Cold Steel gave me RWBY vibes for some reason. Also let's be real Joshua is the twink here

          2. True lol. The fact everybody talks about how pretty Joshua is gave me major “Everyone in BOTW wants to fuck Link” vibes lol.

          3. Real lol. Especially Olivier, though he would fuck almost anyone

          4. He’s such a progressive character. Somebody who truly just wants to drink wine and bang everything.

  269. Finally, someone actually humoring me with that series lmao

    1. I was actually gonna get thr remake and pay for the switch 2 update but then I lost my health insurance so probably not buying games until I figure this out

        1. LLike Was gonna he that or remake intergrade but was leaning towards trails more mainly because new experience. But yeah I am super stressed out about this. Games are not a priority. Neither is junk food. Next paycheck buying basic cheap foods

    2. I always wanted to play it tbh. I just had the best excuse to start with the first two games getting remakes

      1. Yeah pretty much. This really is the best time to get into the series ngl

        1. I have literally every game steam wishlisted. I’m glad these games could run on my grandma’s 1967 panasonic microwave.

  270. Also, I met most of them through my cousin/uncle who has lived in this neighborhood for 90% of his life. A lot of his childhood friends are still here.

  271. Satty when you get to Grancel eventually look out for the two generic looking NPCs in the square that are the only ones in the area with unique models. Those are the GOATs of Trails right there

  272. MMy Chicken kababs are taking a million years to get here smh

  273. Why do you guys act like I don’t understand basic social etiquette lol.

  274. Also. i am not ever sporting the Nathan cut and having my hair be greasy.

  275. I mean I know that’s extreme but we’re one Trump EO away from the entire country using gatorade on crops

    1. II Think we're worse than the people in that movie. If we said to use water on crops half the people would say that's the government trying to turn people trans

      1. The movie’s biggest mistake was assuming the idiots would be non-malicious.

          1. Unfortunately, incompetence is a main pillar of fascism like I’ve been saying. Authoritarianism requires 100% loyalty to the cause which means anybody competent enough to tell you what you’re doing is wrong or stupid instantly has to be thrown aside.

  276. I'm trying to watch The Chronology of Water and the way it's shot is kind of irritating and she's mumbling all the dialogue which is fine because she's depressed but I can't hear.

  277. Also there's genuinely no way they let the swim coach smack girls butts for being overweight on the swim team and they're zooming in to make it extra weird. I hate it when everyone is just le evil.

  278. But obviously she recalls them being extra le evil so this makes sense I just don't like it

  279. I wanted to watch Bi Gan's Resurrection because it stars Jackson Yee (the lead from A Little Red Flower) but I'm pretty sure the only available subtitles are AI generated

  280. It’s truly amazing how Vadee manages to have bad sports opinions at a near 90% clip. He was acting like Philly was gonna be easier than Atlanta for Boston lol

      1. Boston isn’t that good. They’re super top heavy because the cap busted up their role player super team. They’ll still win the series but it was never going to be easy

        1. Yeah, but again, does anyone have any faith in the Sixers to go far in the playoffs ever?

          1. My point was that I don’t get how much better the Hawks are than the Sixers lol

          2. My point was that I don’t get how much better the Hawks are than the Sixers lol

  281. Every single fan at the Celtics game looks like they share DNA.

  282. Celtics and Red Sox lose. If the Bruins choke this game again I think Boston is gonna be in a nuclear meltdown tomorrow

    1. Bruh, I watched him one time last year and said “his arm is shot, his fastball has no life on it”

      Literally make me a fucking GM. I can’t be worse at it than these fuckheads.

      1. Tbh, he picked it up towards the end of the season, but yeah there's a reason we went out and got both Bednar and Doval at the deadline

        1. His entire “airbender” gimmick doesn’t matter if his fastball has no life. They’ll just let him throw his screwball Airbender for balls and mash his fastball. It’s not rocket science.

  283. This team literally makes no sense. We get 3 runs first inning off Yamamoto but we get shut out by the worst starter in the league who is literally just there to eat innings and had an 11 era? Like what the actual fuck.

    1. Why doesn’t Karma play 8 games over the course of 7 months and finish them at the same time? Is he stupid

  284. My review of AI: The Somnium Files

    I really dug the vibe and world of this show. I wasn’t on board with the whole multiple timelines gimmick but it toed together nicely at the end.

    This game has some of my favorite characters and writing in any VN (or games in general tbh) Date, Aiba, Iris, all really great characters. The game balances the humor with seriousness really well.

    I love the writing but the actual Somnium gameplay gets on my nerves. Music was great as well

    1. I think everyone that plays it agrees the somniums are the worst part tbh. The time limit specifically kills it

      1. It doesn’t help the framerate tanks in them on Switch but that’s my own fault.

  285. Bro, Arraez is actually good at fielding now lmao. He’s fucking SECOND in the NL in DRS. What the fuck is this timeline dawg

  286. If Arraez wins a gold glove it might actually break the simulation.

  287. Not even gonna talk about the awful refball because the Rockets are actual dogwater

    1. The only thing that keeps me from being a Right Wing grifter is having a spine lol. It’s free money

      1. I'm assuming you didn't click but Indian dude put himself through med school by posting as a young white MAGA chick using AI

          1. The free money part sure, that dude has a spine though he admitted it to the world under his real name and laughed at how stupid the MAGA people who gave him money are.

          2. What he is doing is pretty victimless ultimately but to be a true grifter, you have to literally say vile things about every group of people besides white straight men.

    1. Yeah, I started watching a baseball game because this game is like if basketball was made by Al-Queda.

  288. The Mets have lost 16 games in a row and the Phillies are only 1 game up on them 💀

  289. “Play you for the last ultra”

    “Yeah bro, you can have it. I want a real beer”

  290. I’ll never understand how people hated the Warriors. At least we didn’t fucking foul bait.

  291. This is like watching AI generated basketball where the AI was trained solely on SGA game footage

  292. And for all the non-California people, imagine a company had a total monopoly on your power and gas and got sued into oblivion for their hand in starting wildfires just for them to say “ok then, if its windy, your power’s getting cut because fuck actually spending money to make our power sources safer.”

    PG&E getting liquidated would be the best thing to happen to this state in 20 years.

  293. Lol, I was right that Rosenior wouldn’t last the season. They literally gave him a 7 year contract. Mark my words, Chelsea will be fighting for relegation in the next 2-3 years if Blueco isn’t out.

  294. How did no one mention this yesterday? They cut the price of Gamepass Ultimate to $23 but Call of Duty won't be there anymore. Day One is dead and buried. It's over.

  295. This is also such a stupid and dishonest move by them but whatever. COD won't be their golden cow for much longer so makes no sense to single it out when other games on GP could have an even larger financial impact in the near future so they'll have to make more adjustments damaging their brand even further.

  296. Also I hate the guy but they really did Phil Spencer dirty to force him out of the company

  297. City is such a soulless club. Boring, fucking data driven football and they’re in the thick of a historic title comeback and half the stadium is empty. It’s fucking pathetic.

  298. I forgot I was angry about them removing clubs from Reload. Why would I pick track over kendo? Or even the swim team?

    1. TBH, is there even time to do clubs in P3? Like I feel as if everything in P3 is already during the day. I spent 90% of my free time doing confidants and I still didn’t come close to having enough time to finish all of them.

          1. I mean for perspective I think I only had like a 3 day buffer lol. It's only slightly easier than FES which is basically impossible to do without a guide

    2. IIt was just window dressing but yeah I'm always gonna pick Kendo over the others lol

  299. I was totally against voting for Steyer but all of the attack ads on him are from PG&E and California real estate commissions so maybe he is the right choice. If PG&E doesn’t like you, I like you.

  300. Texas morons act like California having super strict gun laws doesn’t help. We have had gun related deaths go down every year since we enacted the current policy in 2011. We have the lowest violent crime rate in the country but Republikkans will sit here and act like the entirety of California is a bombed out war zone equivalent to Baghdad.

  301. Coyote vs Acme probably won’t be any good but I really hope it is just because the idea of Looney Tunes characters in mixed animation/live action but it’s a court case based on the logic of cartoons which is something I would like to write so I love the concept of it lol

  302. It truly is a joke that the Mavs, Spurs and Sixers were able to jump all these perennial loser teams to take the top 3 picks last year

    1. Because all these teams tanked like their life depended on it after stars got hurt/traded. They gotta get rid of pick protections, there’s zero reason why you should be able to trade a pick and then tank and not have to trade it.

  303. even in that regard Chelsea went after someone linked with Brighton, unbelievable

  304. @disqus_fGIMTKXYhz:disqus The problem is one under 30 plays COD anymore so it's where Halo was 10-15 years ago. COD Mobile was the only thing the franchise had going for it after the failure of Warzone 2 but Activision didn't want to profit share with Tencent anymore so they replaced with their internally developed Warzone Mobile and it flopped so badly it just got shut down last week.

    1. Pulling the game off GamePass will boost sales but like with Halo 4 the player count will collapse immediately after launch

  305. Call of Duty died as soon as the adults who actually experienced it being good left. Nobody under the age of 15 has seen a COD game that wasn’t basically universally panned by the fanbase and/or wider games media as a whole

    Kids and teens don’t play COD any more because it costs money. They all play F2P games now like Fortnite and Roblox or cozy casual games like Stardew. The people like me who have never liked COD that much moved on to playing Single Player boomer shooters because that’s closer to what they actually want from a game.

    COD has no cultural impact any more. It’s just “oh another COD game came out.” To like 70% of the audience. Even the casuals I know don’t play COD any more. They moved to GTA online or something else. There’s no market for disposable multiplayer shooters any more because half the AAA games that come out now are exactly this but mixed with MMO level time commitment. Most people pick a game all their friends want to/can play and just play that every nught after they out the kids to sleep. There is zero market for a game that is fucking replaceable by every game that came before it and the one that will come after it.

    1. Bruh, why do Gen Z’ers act like everybody over the age of 40 is 5 seconds away from being in hospice care lol

          1. I’ve mostly been playing old games for like 3 years lol. I picked up BOF 4 on steam though. I’m playing the Trails in the Sky Remake.

  306. man I'm not gonna lie that Coyote vs Acme trailer looks like a goddamn hoot

    1. watch this shit actually become a cult hit. And an anticapitalist mainstream film lol

  307. This might legit be the most boring game of football I’ve ever seen.

  308. All these people are pouring their hearts out to me and I'm just doing it to upgradey social links. This is wrong.

  309. I don’t wanna vote for any of these candidates that are spending their whole campaign talking about standing up to Trump. California is insanely insulated from dogshit national politics. Trump is gone in 2 years max once they get slaughtered in the mid terms.

    I want somebody who actually has a plan for California’s future and problems. I don’t care about Trump on a state level. He doesn’t fuck with us because he knows if he does, Louisiana becomes a 5th world country.

  310. I don’t wanna vote for any of these candidates that are spending their whole campaign talking about standing up to Trump. California is insanely insulated from dogshit national politics. Trump is gone in 2 years max once they get slaughtered in the mid terms.

    I want somebody who actually has a plan for California’s future and problems. I don’t care about Trump on a state level. He doesn’t fuck with us because he knows if he does, Louisiana becomes a 5th world country.

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