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    1. Yeah. Neighbor came by with a bottle of basically Korean vodka and asked if I wanted to do a shot and that devolved into us (and a bit my cousin) drinking the whole bottle.

        1. Pretty smooth tbh. But I was pretty smashed at the end. I walked her home and she was like “Are you gonna make it back because you’re tripping over everything.”

      2. I was going to joke about her uncle bringing over soju to see if you're man enough when you made the post but I thought it was weird

    1. I asked her (when I was drunk as fuck) “Does your grandma hate Americans because of Vietnam?” (IDK why) and she said “I’ll say what my grandpa always said which is ‘Vietnam fight with everyone we’re still here. Don’t flatter yourself”

    2. I asked her (when I was drunk as fuck) “Does your grandma hate Americans because of Vietnam?” (IDK why) and she said “I’ll say what my grandpa always said which is ‘Vietnam fight with everyone we’re still here. Don’t flatter yourself”

  8. Vadee claims other teams had a mickey mouse run, yet the Knicks are getting an easy road to the finals. Curious.

  9. What the fuck is a mickey mouse run or a mickey mouse team. I have never understood

    1. Meaning your playoff run was easy. Like it was mickey mouse clubhouse level

    2. In 2020 when COVID began, the NBA cancelled the regular season and resumed it (kind of) in a “bubble” located at some sports complex inside Disney World. It was super unprecedented and many don’t consider it legitimate, hence the slang term “Mickey Mouse” or just simply “Mickey” was born as a way of calling something fraudulent.

        1. NGL, I fucking laugh so hard every time I see the video/gif of Stone Cold saying “Can I get a hell yeah!” To nobody

      4. Calling sports clubs or league mickey mouse has been going on for a lot longer than covid homie.

        1. Never heard of it before covid. It makes the most sense in this instance considering it was literally at Disney World.

          1. My dad was calling teams that, and businesses, back when I was a kid 30 years ago. Pretty sure it has been around for a lot longer than that as well though.

  15. Plot twist dunkey is the neighbor girl this whole time and was a girl

    1. Typical Trump random babbling that would be a month long story on Fox News if Biden had did it

  19. I’m not sure why I’m shocked when the guy thinks he is a genius for acing dementia tests.

    1. “I did the best on these tests, maybe ever they said”

      Sure buddy. Sure.

      1. I can just imagine the test giver you did so good!! Maybe the best ever and then he goes teeheehee

  22. I went to the range earlier while my grandpa was at Dialysis and I did drills because I wasn’t flushing my 3 and 5 at all. And I’m usually money with my fairway woods, so it was annoying me. I was heeling every shot the other day

  24. That’s why I use 3 and 4 hybrids instead of irons. I can’t hit a 3 iron for shit. Only reason I bring a 2 iron is because the course we go to gets super windy sometimes and some holes it’s nice just to hit a stinger into the wind and get it on the fairway.

  27. Also, she was telling me she was surprised I used my new ball marker like I was just not gonna use it after she did something nice for me lol

      1. I missed a putt (it was a hard putt but I hold myself to high standards because you have to consistently make 11 footers if you wanna be really good like even better than me)

        And I marked my ball and I said to myself “Now I gotta look at this asshole’s face again” about the Garfield coin lol

  28. BNHA Final Season won anime of the year. They should force you to pass a test to get to vote.

  29. Even though I do t like any of them I can clearly see the appeal of JJK and Demon Slayer had an excellent adaptation but BNHA has been garbage since S1 aired 10 years ago and S2 was even worse.

      1. “George Zimmerman was just protecting his personal space, brother”

      2. “George Zimmerman was just protecting his personal space, brother”

    1. Well I mean when he was made hulk Hogan didn't fully become white trash yet. He still had aura

  35. Hogan isn’t white trash. White trash == racist. But all white trash is racist lol

      1. True. Okay then maybe hulk Hogan if he embraced the white trash side

  36. Shit I gotta research s shit ton of local politics since the local election is coming real soon

    1. Me seeing ads for a bunch of state senator's like “who the fook is this guy”

    2. Just send each candidate a facebook message saying "lol u gay" and see who responds.

  37. I have to vote for governor, state senate and our senate seat on account of Swallwell decided to be a rapist.

  39. It’s honestly kinda crazy the Bay Area gets as many congress seats as a county in Wyoming with like 5 people in it

  40. I hope harby doesn't explode into 6 million little harbys that attack satty but there's no dialogue like that twilight zone ep where the lady fights a tiny ufo

  44. Shh. We're waiting till he gets swole then I'm going to slap him in the face with a gumboot. It was going to be a glove but he gets off on that so kinda rules it out.

    1. GGood Call. He ruined glove based offense. Then when he's swole you both can have a Tasmanian death match which is just a Texas death match but falls count anywhere

  50. I hope satty doesn't spit out a fat version of him that is pure evil that eats him and becomes super satuu

    1. Name's Hunter, loves Trump, billionaires and the saudi countries.

    1. Not yet. I need to though. Just been a long few weeks. I remember you made me super curious about it

      1. We can wear surgical gowns and masks and have clinical performances against jobbers. Then when they want to introduce a new 7 footer they can make them Drs Frank 'n' Stain's Monster

          1. AApparently They did a touhou one. Doing alright relaxing on my day off. How are you?

          2. cut trees today
            finished the '25 run of magik and just layed with my cat

          3. That sounds hard but fun in Way. Nice. Oh how's your cat doing?

  65. That's good to hear. Dizzy is good. Just sleeping on my towel. For some reason he loves it.

      1. MMy Old cat who I miss loved the flash. Dizzy doesn't seem to like any characters. Work has been fine. Had one really really bad day because I was dealing with really bad dehydration and almost passed out. They were pissed off at me for that. But since then it's been normal days

        1. that sucks
          one day youll be able to leave there (retirement or better job) and theyll miss you

      1. I like myself but I understand I'm not everyone's cup of tea and that's not a bad thing. Hopefully I can meet people irl who can like me

          2. i graduated so i have more flexibility with hours
            i can avoid random people talking to me whild i work now

          3. NiNice. congratulations. I actually don't know what your job was

  69. I want one badly. I also want the slime controller. Not to play with just to have

    1. His son’s wedding is the only time he won’t go to an island to see kids.

        1. If he proposed with a blue lantern ring or a star sapphire ring thag would be cool

  75. Every Saturday night these 4 old dudes get together and play Mariachi iut of their garage in the neighborhood and tbh, love that for them.

  76. I used to have a neighbor who played drums badly for 6 hours every couple of days.

    1. Living next to an out of rhythm drummer might legit be my Silent Hill 4

        1. No, after about a week I’d go “Hey I’m Satty, the neughbor, just wanted you to have this”
          And it’s a gift basket with a metronome in it.

          2. Lowkey if I truly don’t respect somebody I’ll be passive aggressive as fuck lol

  78. I’m literally a professional musician. Or was for about 2 years.

      1. I taught music mostly. I have posted my own dumb ass songs here on many occasions. But I can play 11 different instruments lol

        1. No wonder you get all the laddies
          any section specific like brass or woodwind

          1. HHe Made my request once. A parody of the song super freak. The parody was about an alt right girl

          4. Guitar and bass are my main ones. I can play drums but it requires 100% being locked in lol. I can play Piano, Ukulele, harmonica, flute, Ocarina and violin at a pretty proficient level.

            i can kinda play xylophone/Vibraphone and I can also play lap steel and Dobro (resonator guitar) but those are more niches than different instruments. I’d
            Say I play 9 well

    2. I'm all for pumping yourself up but come on now brah, that's like a PE teacher calling themself a professional athlete.

      2. I should have said I had a musical profession but I haven’t slept in over a day alright

      1. I wish i had a camera or somthing to watch his tech for serenading

  81. I'm disgusted my socks got wet. Damn you satty and your musical prowess

    1. We totally should. Something that doesn't require Live though ><

      1. I downvoted by accident. I’m sure we can find something

  92. I cut my finger apparently. Didn't notice until saw all the dried blood on my fingee

  94. Not to make fun of a death but a Nascar driver dying and people asking what his cause of death means being the top google hit of the day is not letting the Nascar fans beat any allegations.

    1. I remember a joke in clerks where the guy said that the light tubes have stuff that give cancer and he knew someone who died who chewed those things for the circus and Dante was like he got cancer? The old dude was like no hit by a bus

  95. “AI, find me a Center Back that has a shit attitude and costs way too much”

    “Ok Todd, Wesley Fofana fits those parameters. He is a shit player and also he loves getting traffic violations”

  96. II Think the line my mom's been fucking a dead guy for years, I call him dad. Is the most underrated joke in clerks

      1. It’s cool. It’s one of those GBA games that acts like using link cables is the biggest shit ever

  100. Honestly, Ruby and Sapphire also act like Link Cables are the most peak shit

    1. Nintendo weren't the first to do link cables but they made it fun for kid me

  101. Nintendo's best joke ever was thinking 4 people were gonna sit daisy chained together like a human swastika to play Kirby and the Amazing Mirror multiplayer

      1. I played 4 Swords but only with one other person. It’s a cool game tbh

          3. I spend too much time around you dorks because I know what this means

  103. Here is a list of some movies I plan on watching
    The seventh seal
    12 angry men
    On battle after another
    dune
    Dune 2
    avatar1
    Marty supreme
    Rashomon
    shin godzilla
    Fallen angels

    1. I watched Rashomon after reading the book because the author was a schizo and the anime Summertime Render (not great) was about him

    2. Shin Godzilla I haven't seen but the soundtrack was composed by the same guy who did all the Berserk and Evangelion music and it's so good

      1. We spent less than a million on a defender and he’s 10x better lol

  110. And that’s the last I’ll ever see of Mo in a Liverpool shirt 🥲

  111. Why the fuck didn’t he let him play the full 90? Salah has been the best player on the pitch today. He’s really in the mood

  112. Stones crying because be won’t ever be paid 325k a week under the table to not play all season again.

  113. Stones crying because be won’t ever be paid 325k a week under the table to not play all season again.

  115. Yeah this is horrible fucking torture now that Salah isn’t on. He was taking all the joy out of his final game

  125. Brighton in Europe, Chelsea out of it

    they keep buying our players and they keep finishing behind us

  132. It’s really funny that the French league has produced tons of quality PL level defenders and Chelsea managed to buy all the flops.

  137. My favorite part of Roadhouse is when he straight up commits capital murder and nothin happens to him lol.

  140. When I get home from work should I watch the seventh seal or something else

  145. Harby can you wear a wig and fake mustache and pretend to be me and work for me today?

    1. I'm behind in my goal so need to watch a bunch of movies harby. It's not gay unless the tips touch

        1. Hey kissing satty isn't gay. He has blue eyes and big dick and is tall

    1. HHarby With a chance of meatballs/ cloudy with a chance of harb balls

  158. The scary Movie 6 trailer feels like it was written by ai trained on an Ellison board meeting

      1. Most on brand shit of all time tbh. I bet he fucking cackles at the joke about how the bus has pronouns

          5. This was right after the neighbor was laughing about me demolishing an uncrustable before teeing off.

            I hit her with the “now watch this drive”

  159. That is not what I meant to post but enjoy the view from the golf course the other day lol

  163. I'm surprised Frank didn't mention What's Eating Gilbert Grape in his 90's movies. Seems like a Frank movie to me.

    1. American dad did a sideplot with squirrels that was basically a 10 minute version of the story

      1. I feel like that version may not quite encapsulate the feeling of the first one.

  166. Isn't FIFA worried about alienating audiences by being so weird? It feels like no one in Canada cares about the world cup even though it's being held here.

  168. Spurs and Thunder beating each other up over a 7 game series would be ideal

  169. I like how everyone hates Unreal Engine 6 already because everyone used to think I was insane for saying Unreal Engine 5 was garbage

  170. Also they revealed it with Rocket League? I love Mr Timmy but come on

        1. Get really close to the mirror, have the contact lens on your middle finger of your dominant hand and use the ring and index finger of that same hand to pull down the skin below the eye, use your non-dominant hand to pull up the skin and eyelid above your eye and then position your finger with the contact lens and at the last second before putting it on your eye look as far upwards as you can. The white part of your eye is the least sensitive so try to put the contact lens on that bit and then when it's sitting on your eye keep your finger there and then look straight ahead so that the lens gets positioned on the iris.

          Takes a bit of practice unfortunately.

  175. Avs are cooked. They;re about to go down 3-0. I guess we should've seen this coming since they cooled down in the 2nd half of the season but they had such a big league in the standings we paid no mind

    1. Makar and MacKinnon are broken. Also Avs goalies aren't known for being studs

  178. Rick and Morty season 9 is already out? Genuinely didn't even hear of it. I guess R&Ms popularity is at an all time low

    1. I’m probably the only person who still likes it unironically

      1. Honestly I just lost interest. I watched maybe 2 episodes of season 8 and it just doesn't click anymore

        1. Have you seen Smiling Friends? It's so much better than Rich and Morty ever was.

  180. The only reason why Leafs fans aren't killing themselves is because they got gifted the 1OA pick lmao

    1. Yeah I can't drive home how stupid they were/are because it all worked out in the end

    1. Hey my break is almost over. Jen wanted you to see big booby ladies

        1. Jen only notices women’s boobs. She needs to see women for their character

  184. Also without juiced up Florida in the playoffs the 2025 leafs would've been easy cup favorites

  185. It is really funny that Marner became successful right after Toronto blamed him for everything lol

    1. Every team in the league should've been pushing to sign him as an FA but he had to end up in v*gas

  186. It must feel crazy to absolutely yam it by taking 1 step from the free throw line lol

  187. I feel like the Spurs all agreed to nerf themselves by not just spamming wemby pick and rolls because every time they run that play it genuinely looks like the easiest shit ever. Just throw it up in the area code of the rim and he can dunk it

  188. I was listening to the radio and they play that new BTS song and wtf man they're promoting suicide or something because they lyrics go "I just wanna die, I just wanna dieeeeee"

  189. lol United’s first goal was an own goal. There goes Bruno’s assist record. They won’t take it back but that’s a massive asterisk now

    1. Who cares. He had like 3 assists this year taken back by a defender barely touching it or something. He would have had it last week if the goalie didn’t get a fingertip on his pass to Mbeumo.

      1. Actually, he should have had an assist against Burnley that was called off because of a Kyle Walker dive that was never a foul too so whatever. Not gonna be heart broken for rival fans.

        1. Should’ve could’ve would’ve. The 21st one is still a clear own goal

  190. Playing Horizon and now that I finally met this Londra guy in person and he loses his cool and soft voice this dude is 100% being played by Sam Witwer. I recognize him anywhere. Even the face is his under than stache

  191. Why is the Player of the Season trophy one of those shitty Pringle can POTM trophies lol. The fucking coca cola playmaker award is cooler than the POTS award?

    1. Because it’s the fan voted one. PFA is a proper looking trophy as is the FWA one

  192. Can you think of any relatively new foods/meals that have been popularized in recent years? What is the hot dog or pizza of the 21st century? I think boba is a major one but it's also just a drink.

  193. Apparently yogurt wasn't a thing in North America until the 1970s? It was foreign Mongolian goat herder food and popularized by a French multinational corporation who leveraged Georgian longevity?

    If only Katie were here so she could testify.

  195. I’m busy with some family stuff so if I forget to pay for the site, just yell at me on Discord or PSN and I’ll do it. Thanks.

  197. Me and my friends went to the shore this weekend at a beach house and it was cloudy, rainy, windy and in the 50s all weekend. Of course today its actual decent weather.

    1. Battlefield 1 was the last good Battlefield game, although I'm not sure how Battlefield 6 is now. But 5 and 2042 were massive duds

      2. The last good game DICE made was Star Wars Battlefront 2 9 years ago.

          1. Yeah and it's crazy how Battlefield 1 is already 10. The PS5 generation has gone by so quickly.

      3. I don't exactly like 5 but it's worth playing and way better than 6.

    2. BF1 is one of the best games of all time. Battlefield 5 was okay but generally inferior, 2042 is garbage and Battlefield 6 is okay but it's barely even a Battlefield game.

  206. BBand Of Brothers is on at my dad's house so of course I gotta watch it. My favorite episode too, the one with Donnie Wahlberg

      2. Random Tom Hardy's ass and James McAvoy jump scares in there

        2. Oh and for some reason Jimmy Fallon is there for like 30 seconds and never shows up again

  207. I almost forgot the best random casting: Zack Fair's original VA

        1. If you wash your hands well first you can always practice without a contact lens, just use your finger to gently touch the white of your eye below the pupil/iris

  211. I like Terminator of course but I don't understand why I'm back became such an iconic line

    1. I didn't realize there's not only a live action Spiderman Noir show on Amazon Prime but its releasing this week

  213. I've never seen a show this good with art this bad before. It could've been Stars Align tier with a better studio at the helm.

  217. 2 consecutive sweeps, 11 game winning streak, advancing to the NBA Finals. I mean my goodness

  220. Waking up to the sound of the sea doesn’t get old. And with a lot of the stuff now completely unpacked it’s starting to feel like home

          1. The dude or dudette in charge of the MI6 who Bond work for. All the agent report to M

  225. I might go see the Great Sheep Detective today, don't judge

    2. WWait So it actually reviewed well? I was expecting it to be not good

          4. it's a fucktillion of content, because it's all three Hitman games plus their expansions

          1. AAgreed That's why I take that bus. Rather be 1 hour early than 5 minutes late

    1. I’ll be your manager. I’ll basically be a ripoff of Jim cornette. But instead of a tennis racket. A hockey stick

  234. SStrays Gimmick would be he is a manager that eats ice cream and hits people with drumsticks

    1. SSince WWE loves sponsors. They can have door dash send him the ice cream

    2. Drumsticks the ice cream or just random drumsticks? Or chicken?

    1. Nice. Maybe even some wooden ones when they doordash him the wrong thing by mistake.

          4. It was on Nickelodeon when I was in high school so I saw it sometimes too, usually around the time Invader Zim was on which was my favourite.

    1. Of course it was. The director was the creative genius behind Minions The Rise of Gru.

  239. I feel so bad for turning down missionaries because they're probably so anxious about approaching me but they do it anyway only for it to be entirely unproductive

  240. Would it be unethical to just feign interest and take their pamphlet so we can both walk away satisfied?

  241. Also why is the Mormon church getting Japanese girls who barely speak English to do missionary work in Canada? Shouldn't they be doing this in Japan? Was it meant to be practice?

  243. Who saw the Avs being swept lmao. Probably the most shocking outcome since the panthers upset the bruins in 23

    2. Never in a million years but after they choked the 3-0 lead in game 3 there was only one end result for game 4

    3. I did not expect we play as Geralt so this is fucking incredible

  247. I can't believe we have to wait until 2027. Witcher 4 is going to be a PS6/Xbox Helix exclusive.

    2. You already played it with the updated graphics right? It looks just like a current gen game.

  249. Backroom a and Obsession are both made by random YouTubers in their 20s. This is exactly what cinema needed.

  251. I wish we could reconcile with Eluno's people and unify DP. I don't know why we're still separate.

      1. I didn't actually finish FF7RR. I think I got through 90% before stopping because of an annoying section. Also the graphics are so bad in the open world it's distracting. It's still a very good game though and I wish I could.

          1. Maybe it won't be that bad because it uses DLSS and not FSR like PS5

      1. Give me your time management skills or buy me FFVII rebirth. I'm fine with either. More the former

        1. Sorry, my time management is on lockdown. I will not survive without it

  258. Also I'm so glad 0007 got great reviews and all the people shitting on it were wrong about everything. It just looked like a new Uncharted. It clearly wasn't going to be a bad game.

  259. I don't care about bad graphics but the grainy smearing from FSR upscaling hurts my eyes. I wish Square never switched to Unreal Engine. FFXV was perfect and ran amazingly.

  260. WWHY KADMA WHY. I NEED IT I WANNA PLAY AND WATCH MOVIES AND ANIME BUT I JUST SLEEP

    1. I need it more than you. Last game ai finished was xenoblade chronicles x definitive edition

    2. I watched one review, it talked about how other reviews are without spoiling spoiling stuff and this one single review sold me. Tbf they had me at Hitman lite meats Uncharted action set pieces.

  263. KKarma Sits in his thrown sipping his wine. How many games will I beat today he says. He laughs and exclaimed all of them

    1. I mean I am already stealing shit from him so his ps5 as well

  267. "I want you to remember, karma. In all the years to come, in your most private moments, I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you."

  268. "Listen Up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize: it isn't the bathroom – you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! That's the truth of strawberry milk!"
    —Gintoki Sakata (Episode 11)

    1. Main girl's hair is good. MC's is less good, but tbf Yu Narukami and the SMTV guy had worse so I'll wait to see the full thing

      1. They kind of look like modern Fate/ characters. I think the MC is supposed to be a twink to satisfy the calls for a female MC.

  276. I beat the Horizon DLC. It was good. More Horizon Forbidden West which most definitely is not a bad thing. Some cool new gameplay additions, new machines (waterwing is fucking awesome, now you can fly and dive with the same bird), rad new weapons especially the arm rail gun, new costumes and good story. And then it absolutely peaks with the final set piece. Fucking epic fighting against a reanimated Horus
    8/10

  277. Final screencaps

    Jurassic Park https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0cdde691a238e19e38f4425ca91a0c4ade10baa3bcd91b493ea8d41b83835729.jpg
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e9effad6340c3fb42d80fc4d11f513fef9da0c5374db925762fd4142e6858fde.jpg
    Horus fight https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/823a1245844590d286545e8235423e8ebc5ea128b67e662b21358b873369b7a5.jpg
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6cc99b964282e8ab676400342df53952e59c4623718c7688ac199672f0a22d8e.jpg
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  279. Barcelona: "woe is me, we don't have money, we are bankrupt"

    also Barcelona: £70M for Anthony Motherfucking Gordon

  284. There's nothing Activision can do to resuscitate COD at this point. They've already scraped the bottom of the barrel to keep it going.

  285. Also so many games (like MW4 and CS2) are becoming more stylized/cartoonish even as fidelity increases. Is it because of Valorant and Fornite? Grit is dying.

  286. HHarby Is gonna be devastated. Logan Paul is injured for 6 months. That's his favorite wrestler

  291. DDisqus thought I was a bot and made me do a captcha like 7 times

  292. Halo Infinite probably has the dumbest player base out of every major shooter

      1. I was really upset when I made that post (I was like 25 and 10 with 2 captures and everyone else was <10 and >20) but it feels like in other games (including MCC) everyone can get kills and generally knows what's going on but some people in Infinite are just clueless.

        2. Oh I feel you on that one. I haven’t played Infinite in like over a year so I was just curious if the player base actually got dumber. You’d think the only people still playing are all the good players.

    1. I have no idea why PS signed off on replacing all their characters people actually liked

          1. She's dead? I didn't finish Ragnarok I stopped after 20 hours in. Okay it has to be a prequel.

          2. This makes it sound like another God of War Ascension but without Kratos

          3. She’s been dead lol the whole plot of 2018 was to go find a place to spread her ashes.

      1. You haven't heard of the backrooms? Not even of the game? It was pretty popular for indie horror

      2. You haven't heard of the backrooms? Not even of the game? It was pretty popular for indie horror

        1. Karma likes pulling on her back. Because what goes around comes around

  297. Oh I thought Faye was Freya. I have no idea who Faye even is because I didn't play the original games.

    1. She’s Atreus’ mom and Kratos’ wife. She was introduced in GOW 2018 but she was already dead. She’s in Ragnarok in flashbacks if I remember correctly. She’s played by the actress who played Karen Page in the Daredevil shows.

      2. I just found that out. It didn't even occur to me they would make an entire game about a minor character everyone has already moved past but I'm going to stop talking because I can't believe I didn't remember any of this.

        1. Yeah idk either, weird choice. People want the series to shift to another pantheon of Gods, Egyptian Gods come up a lot.

  299. The Backrooms game just came out on Xbox and PS today and it has cross play. We should play together eventually.

    1. Which one? If it’s a port of a steam game there’s like billions

          1. Right? I spent a small fortune to get him it and he just mocked me

      2. Escape the Backrooms it's a co-op game that came out last year on PC. I think most of the other ones suck but this was really popular.

  301. I’m so out of the loop on COD that I just found out MW4 was revealed. Looks like the same old same old.

    1. Gonna be on switch 2. Has mouse controls. So all 10 people who play cod on a Nintendo platform are hyped. Not since the wii u has it been on one

  303. I wonder what Frank thinks Harby should listen to me about.

      1. Personally I think everyone should listen to me about everything, but I can't remember offering much gambling advice lately.

  304. I tried Natto today.
    I heard it smelled pungent, but honestly it wasn't too bad. Seemed kinda underwhelming taste wise.
    I ate it with rice and kimchi, but next time I'll try adding green onion too.

    1. Was the texture okay? Yes I've heard it tastes like nothing but I probably wouldn't be willing to try it

  305. WWatching Obsession shortly. That's 4 movies within May, for once getting use out of A list lol

    1. BBackrooms Probably next week? I have more investment in that than Obsession, but would rather see the slightly older movie first

  306. At the end of Red Beard he shouldn't have stayed at the clinic. The locals were only suffering because of state policy and he would've had a very influential post working directly for the shogun.

  307. AAlso Movies are back baybee. I hope this keeps up lol

      1. He got a new toy it’s probably gunna be destroyed by tomorrow

  310. I need Harby to post a gym selfie already so that I can tell whether he's buff and I can bug him for workout advice or whether he's a fatty and I can mock him mercilessly.

    2. All the workout advice I got was 25 years ago from dudes in their 30's, so might be somewhat outdated.

      1. I knew you would be the one to understand my post about Witcher 3 DLC.

  311. I will probably only watch that movie the one time, but it made me feel things so it was good. Also sometimes the music gave me Akira Yamaoka vibes

  312. @tetsuoshima_vi:disqus Dunkey has? I'm downloading it now but I played the first one a very long time ago.

  315. Man I think one of the worst things that I've seen on the Internet so far is the "controversy" that was surrounding pragmata.

      1. Yeah but it makes me wonder that those aren't exactly gamers , instead they're just making themselves look like pedos by saying that Diana looks sexual…. Holy shit I still cringe at that.

  316. How come no one is watching Spiderman Noir? Its the best rated superhero show in years and stars Nicolas Cage but it's like it doesn't even exist.

  317. Konate leaving on a free.

    God we are fucking awfully run all of a sudden

  318. That NBC newslady that became a meme kinda looks like Emilia Clarke during that specific meme

  325. I was just going to post the news. They must be making one of the greatest games of all time at this rate.

  326. I can only imagine the amount of content and attention to detail. Bethesda and CDPR have never had more than 5 years for their RPGs before.

  328. 3 Achilles tears in fucking may over a 2 week span. Only the Giants

  329. halfway through 007

    yep, Harby will feel proud and offended at the same time

  330. Being broke sucks.
    I've been waiting for that new Shantae game to go on sale since release, but I still can't afford to drop money on it now that it has….

    1. That sucks. Yeah being broke is the absolute worst. I only have food and bus money. I want ff7remake intergrade for switch 2 so badly. But your thing is way worse because it’s on sale.

        1. Do you have any money at all? I can send like 20. I still owe you that much

          1. My grandmother actually just gave me some money an hour ago of the blue lol.
            I appreciate that thought, man.

          2. TThat's Awesome. Glad you got it. I do still owe you money tho

    1. LLike When I lost my job you sent me like 20 or 30 to eat stuff.

  334. A lady ran up to me and had a baby. She was freaking out said please help a dog is chasing me. A pit bull. So I tell her to make sure to get a way and my dumb ass was ready to fight a fucking dog. Thankfully it never showed up. Like I saw the big ass dog but it gave up so I walked back on my way. I'm so fucking stupid lol

  338. The movie industry just needs to be taken over by YouTubers honestly

    1. YouTube is so much more meritocratic (and that's also why it's so diverse) but I've been saying Hollywood just needs more guys in their 20s in general.

      Cameron, Scorsese, Coppola, Lucas, Spielberg were all in their prime by their early 30s but now the industry is run by guys in their 60s and 70s.

  340. I hope the Habs miss the playoffs next year. What an embarrassing series

  341. Canes are too experienced but fuck dude lmao Caufield and Suzuki are literal ghosts this postseason

  342. WWatching DMC season 2. I can't believe Uncle Rico is the president

  343. I asked that "favourite age" question two nights ago because for some reason I remember being 13 extremely vividly compared to all the prior and subsequent years.

    1. This is depressing but my favorite age was the age I was when both my mom and brother were alive. Nothing can top that

  344. Honestly first time in a while where I'm just not all that interested in the Stanley Cup Final. Two unlikable teams. Just hope Vegas sweeps the Canes and we can just sim to the offseason.

  345. Why would they wait for Xabi to be off the market then fire Slot anyway? I really thought he was going to get to try turning things around.

      1. High dose prednisone? I begged for it but my doctor only gave me 5mg pills. I hope it fixes your problem though.

        1. Seems to be for the most part.
          Could hardly hear out of my ear for the last 3 weeks, and now it’s noticeably easier. Not completely yet, but better for sure.
          Apparently I had fluid buildup somehow.
          As

          1. Good. They should've given it to you immediately. The ear drops never helped me either.

          2. I thought it was from ear fatigue so I figured it'd go sway on its own with rest. Plus I had finals stressing me.
            After the second week I was thinking "is this just my life now?

          3. Been given ear drops for infections also.
            They only ever seemed to make things worse.
            The doctor at the urgent care took one look in my ear with her telescope and not even a second later knew what the issue was lol.

    1. I'll ask Satty to make you a mod when he returns. We're really close like that.

  352. What if they only fired him because they suddenly got word Klopp is coming out if retirement now that Pep is gone

    1. Klopp and Pep tag team to complete the greatest love story known to man.

    1. There's one Malaysian but unfortunately no Filipinos. Patapon is a game for the Sony PSP.

      1. Oooo

        makes sense, I was assuming lool. I guess I'm the first Filipino here huh.

  355. why the fuck are The Killers playing in the UCL pregame in tuxedos

    why do Americans ruin everything

  356. I was falling asleep yesterday watching DMC. Not because it was bad, I was just that dead. It's not bad so far, but I probably would like it more if I was watching it on my terms rather than just doing it to appease my roommate that slightly annoyed me into watching it

  361. I just took a lot of thc about 20 minutes ago, and now I have to drive to my aunt's for a sudden situation.
    I still haven't slept either, so it's gonna be a rough day.

    1. We found out you were cheating on us with another site and Karma couldn't handle the news and broke down and left. Ed also says "hi".

      1. I mentioned the cheating a few times. But good after karma made stray leave because he broke his promise I'm glad karma is sad.

        I wonder how Ed is

  368. Today is my brother's birthday. Gonna try to celebrate his life today instead of being super depressing

  369. TThe Dog thing was weird yesterday. I still am thinking what would have happened had the dog not given up

  371. I'm so sorry. A friend of mine recently had to do the same to a pet. If you need to talk I'm here to listen

  374. I want a haircut so I can donate my hair but I don't wanna spend 40 dollars. I asked people at work and they said that's the cheapest unless I go to great clips which they said would butcher my hair

        2. In Toronto a normal haircut is about $50 but in chinatown it's $10-$15. I heard it's similar in NYC so it should be universal.

        3. but wait you said you don't want your hair butchered and they might give you an anime or kpop haircut so maybe double check

  375. People actually believed the steam machine was ever going to be less than $1000 (much more now) and that it would be priced like a PS5 even though Valve outright said it wouldn't be. It's also significantly weaker than a base PS5 and technically has less video memory than a Switch 2 but they think it doesn't matter because SteamOS is "optimized".

    Gaben literally has his own cult.

  376. Not sure why Ubisoft is remaking both Rayman Origins and Legends (well we know why they need as many easy wins as they can get) rather than just porting said games. There's really nothing you can do to make them look or perform better. Maybe they'll have new levels?

    1. Just port them with DLC levels and call it the definitive edition

    2. I agree but apparently they're going to be sort of 3D like Super Meat Boy 3D. Could be worthwhile if they pull it off + online co-op for the first time.

  380. KKarma Should send me his copy of mario kart world to spite nintendo

  382. II Need the Azure striker gun volt trilogy enhanced edition. It has a new ending for part 3

      1. There's something called the furher bundle. You can buy like 5 of them at once

  388. There's like 7 games. One called sex with Hitler 2069. I also gifted harby sex with stalin

  390. Yeah I guess I'm playing Mina the Hollower once I'm done with Mouse PI

    1. Mina the hollower sounds like my kinda game. Plus I love shovel knight

      1. Yeah looks like the early favorite for GOTY. Its only $20 too so why not

        1. Yeah with that price it's hard to say no. Plus I got shovel knight for 20 and they had so many upgrades and modes that yacht club deserves my money's

      1. I haven't played Expedition 33 yet but as of now Silksong was my GOTY last year. Best indie of all time imo

  392. I plan on getting back to hollow knight so I can get into silk song.

  393. Harby is probably sleeping in a onesie and doing turtle stuff

  394. Stain is probably fighting giant spiders that are mouthing off at him

    1. I was actually just using my rowing machine. My kid got some "new" (used) clothes and had some fitness wear in it so she wanted to do "exercises!"

      1. Awww lol. I'm gonna be honest I don't know what a rowing machine is. I imagine a boat thing

        1. I don't know how but she saw a Nike top with the swoosh and immediately said "exercise clothes". Nike's brand game is on point.

        2. I don't know how but she saw a Nike top with the swoosh and immediately said "exercise clothes". Nike's brand game is on point.

      1. Fancy ones are like 2 grand. Mine was $350 on sale which is still a bit but I think I'll get that much use out of it over the years, hopefully.

  396. I don't wanna play the Thunder in the Finals mainly because of this bullshit whistle. Caruso committed a clear flagrant and its ruled just a common foul. Brother that guy yanked Castle to the ground when in the air

  399. That gastro bout really set me back but I'm passed where I was before it now so all good in the end.

    1. YYeah That really sucked. Glad you're better and where you were

        1. II Got 3 days this week. Less pay sucks but I'm burnt out and need it

    1. II agree. Especially after last week was so bad. Basically got punished for leaving early because my health issue

      1. Hopefully you can relax. I feel like my kid is going to be especially high maintenance today so I assume I'll be pretty busy

        1. TThat Sucks but yeah my niece is high maintenance most days. Yours is super smart too so good luck

  401. WWhich I need to do. But you both gave that dog a happy and good life

    1. I appreciate the vote of confidence but I don't think I am currently, I strive to be though so maybe one day.

      1. I think you are. You've already done more than a Lotta dad's. But you obviously care a lot about her and want what's best for her. You already are a good dad

  403. 25lb now this year, not counting the 10lb I lost then had to gain again. I'm surprised I can still do it when I'm 40 this year but I don't know when I'll top out.

    Also harby is officially a fatty now since his continued refusal to post gym selfies.

      1. I never thought I'd even make it to 30 so this checks out.

        1. Same lol. I got my sister mad because my nephew said he is the next to graduate and he asked me what I'll do when he does and I said I'll probably have been dead for awhile

  404. HHarby Is a chubby guy who needs a new shell like a hermit crab

  406. Harby needs to post a gym selfie and an image of him with a sign that says human. If not he's a turtle

    1. Agreed. And it needs to be at a people gym too, not a turtle gym.

    1. I find it odd that i don't recall many Vader jokes being made about Vader.

      1. You know what I never thought about that. Never really made a Vader joke about him.

    1. I don't know a thing about Black Lagoon outside of the goofy english dub and the fact I saw a nun pull out a fucking desert eagle lmao

      1. The dub is good watchu mean. There's also a maid who is basically the terminator

        1. That show I defend the dub mainly because in a way it makes more sense because the sub made revy speak English when they were in Japan.

  410. I can't even think of one right now. Maybe I should call him something else like night pain

  411. It seems that everyone here is a fatty except for Jen.

    (Jen is a lady and ladies don't get fat).

        1. Well one time I had a bad one. I like burning hot showers and the water was freezing and I was out of shampoo. I also slipped

          3. I guess if you sneeze and shart that would be a bad shower too

          4. My little brother sneezed, farted and burped all at once before it was gross but impressive.

  420. Last time out used with 4 and some change left is pretty much the white flag

  433. Sorry Vader but the Knicks fans happiness has to be sacrificed for the future GOAT’s first ring

  440. I hurt my stupid shoulder. Why does my body hate me so much this year. I know I'm getting old but I'm not old enough to be falling apart

      1. TToo Much sleep. But been extta stressed out. Almost out of my meds. Don't have health insurance anymore. Also been stressed that I might get fired since I need the job. My head is stupid

        1. That's happened to my neck before. Neck stretches and shoulder stretches should help though, just do them gently.

          1. I don’t really know any tbh. I just know lower back stretches because that’s what hurts the most usually

          2. Sorry I had to go to the shops quickly.

            Put your hand on the opposite shoulder and hold it down while you lean your head to the other side until you feel tension/slight burning along the side of your neck. Hold it for 10 seconds then do the other side.

            Put one arm straight up in the air then bend it at the elbow as far as you can while keeping your upper arm still and put your hand behind the back of your neck. Then put your other hand on the bent elbow and push it down behind your back gently until you feel the same tension/burning along your armpit and shoulder blade then hold for 10 seconds and repeat on the other arm.

  444. I wanted to go see Obsession today but the theater was full as fuck so I didn’t even bother.

  447. Just finished Bioshock 2.
    Still love it a lot.
    I've played it more times than I can remember, moreso than the og and infinite combined.

  449. Slot wrote an incredibly lovely open letter to Liverpool Echo thanking the club, the fans and the city which just proves he is a really nice guy and I hate it got this toxic but my god he should have been gone 6-8months ago.

    Seems he’s heading to Milan. They’re a mess, I hope he can sort it out and lead them to the Scudetto

  450. With Barkov we’d have beat Canada in the olympics. It was so close even without him. This absolute stud is just a winning machine

  451. With Barkov we’d have beat Canada in the olympics. It was so close even without him. This absolute stud is just a winning machine

  452. I had a dream Jimmy came back but he was stuck on the old thread all alone and couldn't find this one

          4. Madrid, Toledo and Valencia

            then going to my best friend's wedding in Amsterdam

        1. is it fun? yes
          is it worth playing? also yes
          is it a 9? no
          is it the best 007 game? also no

      1. I like Goldeneye and Everything or Nothing more than it, but it was fun

        1. the guy who played Bond was SENSATIONAL. Especially since he was clearly doing a Brosnan-inspired bit, not Craig

          1. I can’t wait to play it. Will start summer vacay on the 7th. Gotta buy it then

  458. let's put it this way:

    PROS:
    – The dude who plays 007 kills it. The quips, the dialogue, the charm, all very heavily Brosnan-y
    – M, Moneypenny, Q, basically every other supporting character, also fantastic
    – Dialogue is great
    – The Bond Girl
    – I love using the Q gadgets
    – When a level lets you blend in with gimmicks and stealth, but not in an aggressive stealth way, it's amazing.
    – Sandboxy stealth sections
    – Game is very long
    – The action setpieces are Mission Impossible levels of hype

    CONS:
    – Runs at 720p on PS5. Yes, really
    – The stealth isn't as good as Hitman. Like, you can't carry bodies for some imbecile reason
    – The henchmen are well-written, but the main villains are shallow.
    – Lenny Kravitz has no fucking reason to be in this game I swear to god
    – Checkpoint structure is wonky. You can be thrown back to 45 minutes before in some areas
    – the main issue with the game in my opinion: the boss battles are a wet fart of disappointment

    2. The graphics don't look much better than Uncharted 4 and that ran at 1080/30 on the PS4

    3. I really thought stealth would be its main offering over Uncharted. Does it do anything better than Uncharted 4?

      2. you should be comparing the stealth to Hitman, why are you comparing it to Uncharted 4

        1. The game looks like Uncharted 4 with some elements borrowed from Hitman.

    4. Uncharted never nailed the bosses either. Rafe was cool though

    5. Lenny Kravitz was such an obviosu shoe horn from the beginning

      1. it's just that he is absolutely pointless in the game. He is not a main villain, he just shows up in like two scenes and both of them felt like a major waste of time

    1. they will be fine. It's clear that Amazon helped fund it, and the game is plastered with product placement to help it out

      1. They should've put Jeff Bezos in the game. He would be perfect.

  462. oh, I guess the Lana del Rey song was a highlight too. The score as well tbh

      1. I shan't spend 120 euros on THIS current Real kit when I already have a Zidane and Kroos kits

        though I will ask for a batch from Classic Football Kits

  467. Isak scored for Sweden the second he’s not playing for Slot

    1. how excited are you for the prospect of having Alfred Molina Jr. as gaffer

        1. if he joins Liverpool I already know exactly who he'll sign as your new Salah

  468. maybe a Rayo Vallecano kit, they're from Madrid

    also I'll look for a Toledo kit. They play on the Spanish fifth tier

  469. my 007 game ranking

    1- GoldenEye (duh)
    2- Everything or Nothing
    3- First Light
    4- Nightfire
    5- World is Not Enough

  470. Everything or Nothing is still better, though

    it's hard to compete with a game where the villain is Willem Dafoe doing a russian accent

  471. The new crib is now fully ready besides the bedroom. Still gotta buy a new desk for meself and then unpack the computer stuff and what used to be on my old desk

    1. he has that asshole charm that made us fall in love with Brosnan, not that gorilla charisma (or lack thereof) from Craig. He is absolutely based on Brosnan

    1. Oh I thought he meant all the conferences being held since Sony is actually doing it live this year.

      1. it's because they are not bowing down to Geoff on Friday. All other publishers will be at the show floor (yes it's back to having a show floor), Sony isn't part of it.

  479. well then again neither is Take Two and a few others. I meant whoever is showing up for Geoff's bukkake of boredom

    3. I miss E3 but I hated the schedule for it. The fact that we used to have Xbox, Sony and Ubisoft all on Monday was crazy. Especially since I was still in grade school at the time so I was never able to watch Nintendo or Xbox until they moved to Sunday

  482. It's insane how many people think the Wind Rises is sanitizing Imperial Japan or whitewashing what Jiro did.

  483. Looking back its honestly crazy EA, Bethesda and Ubisoft all had shows every year. They should've just tacked all their announcements for Xbox and Sony. Bethesda had one good show in 2015 with Doom, Dishonored and Fallout 4 and thought they could do it every year with Commander Keen or whatever garbage they kept pushing out

  487. Peak Bethesda E3 was 2018 where they announced Doom Eternal, Starfield and ES VI but didn't show any gameplay. It was so exciting.

  490. I was talking to this one girl from my company's AP that was in a meeting the other day and ngl she was kinda cute

  491. I'm not hot either but soon I'll be a butter face again at least.

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