KKarma Should wear an ahego shirt to the convention
Gang
YYo
I've only seen Gundam 00 (absolute kino) and Gundam The 08th MS Team (really mediocre) and I tried watching the original Mobile Suit Gundam and Gundam (the child miner slave show?) and they weren't for me. I was going to watch Unicorn but no one can give me a definitive answer on whether it was good or not.
@thedarkknight9113:disqus It's okay I think he still just wants to go as Sora so he can carry around his keyblade
HHe would pull it off because his baby face. Ed used to say he looked like jail bait
DK
My hearing is still a bit messed up from using my earbuds too long a couple days ago.
My roommate said "babe" to her boyfriend, and I didn't make put who/what she was saying or talking to. Didn't even know anyone else was home when I got back a moment ago. I responded "yeah?" as like a question cuz I barely clocked anything other than words spoken near me.
Her boyfriend apparently noticed and while she went to take a shower he was asking me why I did that.
I think I may have planted the idea in his head that she might be cheating with me lol
Oof
Just explain everything to him.
Dolphins signing Achane is like when you see those houses that are like a barely standing shack in the swamp but they have a Ferrari in the front.
Harby seems like he’d eat the $10 dinner bucket every Wednesday at KFC
This game has terrible voice acting and dialogue though.
They did the Wayne’s World “Schwing” as a cele and they told them they couldn’t do it. IT WAS LESS THAN 2 PUMPS THOUGH
Less than 2 pumps should be okay wtf
The neighbor asked me if I had a “pocket napkin” when she was trying to say handkerchief and I kinda chuckled at it and she said “I sound very smart in Korean” lol
Pocket napkin sounds unsanitary
Pocket Napkin sounds like something Dale Gribble would try to make a thing
Randy:Ithoughtthiswasamerica.gif
I mean, I thought you were from fucking Wisconsin so obviously not
Louisiana is easy to tell. They have an insanely distinct accent.
If they talk like Jesse the body Ventura maybe I assume Minnesota
Who are you to tell me how many of my means I’m to use?
I can see that ngl
Gundam is one of the franchises I think is super cool but I never watch it or anything
I think a problem it has for some people is they expect more action than talking about the horrors of war. But if you say watch G Gundam they say it's too stupid
I started Gundam Wing at one point and I dont remember what I thought. Mechas are just cool. I have a Gundam start up animation on my Steam Deck.
That's awesome. Mechas have always been cool too me
II Like his movie of it but he clearly misinterpreted a shit ton of it. He probably thought it looked cool and didn't get the messages in some scenes
I’m sorry but Zack “Superman is Jesus” Snyder doesn’t possess the self awareness nor the depth to handle the material in Watchmen. Watchmen is a deconstruction of the comic book hero in a satirical way and Snyder is way too self important to pull that off. He probably thinks that Rorschach is badass.
He absolutely loves rorschach and thinks he's the hero. Satty I know what watchmen is. I've read it and watched video essays about it
O.O
I’m aware lol
I wasn’t trying to Satsplain, I was just stating as part of the argument.
Satsplain is a thing now
I coined two terms this week. I’m trying to make “parasocialites” a thing for people who care way too much about streamer drama.
BBeing At work when your bad knee and back hurts sucks but God is it great not to be nauseous
My sister's husband loves the movies
I like it
Back to work.
“So you’re telling me this freak has a foot fetish? Why is that, aren’t feet dirty?” Is the new GOAT Ice T SVU line lmao
Is my brain actually fried? I watch YT on 2x by default but I thought a video was 1x because it's starting to feel just as slow l but I'm worried moving to 3x will make it worse
Yeah Youre Gen Z. Youre Fortnite brainrot gen. You guys cant write cursive and you cant read.
Bruh be real, have you ever used cursive lol
No lol not at all. I just feel special we were the last genetaration to learn it. Cursive is 100% useless and was a waste of our time.
Even in second grade i didn’t believe that shit cuz i was like my mom doesn’t write like that
I use it on my kids' presents from Santa.
DK what's your favourite Gundam series? Just Wing?
00 is my favorite then G Gundam
Im sorry Spiffy, that wasnt directed at you. I just dont like Zoomers. Their slang annoys the fuck out of me. I just wanna punch a baby every time they speak.
Bruh if Eva de Dominici is Wonder Woman Imma coom hard
we’re definitely getting a Canes vs Avs cup final. Canes have no competition in the east and the Avs are too good
Go Avs. I want Burnsie to get a cup.
Didn’t see the Wild getting bounced in 5 like that but they weren’t beating this Avs team. Trading for Quinn was probably the right move but they didn’t have center depth. It’s honestly crazy how that team finished top 5 this year
That was the craziest 5 game series ever. There was like 100 goals scored lol
DK
Have you started working out now?
Yes I was about to tell you I started yesterday next time I saw you.
Noice. Good job man.
It felt nice but I’m sore because I’m not used to doing things lol
You can double the creatine you take if you want, which will help with that. You will be a bit sore early on yeah but I kinda like it though tbh, it reminds me that I've worked out and actually done something. This is part of the reason i only do 2 weights workouts a week as well, so there's proper recovery time between them.
I take progress pictures of myself as well which are cool to look back on later.
Eyyyy less gooo man
I still can’t myself since even though I’m not sick my system is still filled with this nasty thick green yellowish slime
I lost near 5kg last time I was sick ><
This love is getting painful bros T_T
Sati’s fave thread
True
I knew it
Werk on a public holiday usually is a big yay for me due to double pay but I’m so exhausted from the move
Sati did you see Flo Perez’s Trump level press conference
“Killian Mbappe is the best player of all time. Many are saying this”
Also la liga is crazy. 5 points between 8th to 19th
Harby, pick a type for a monotype challenge in Pokemon for next time I replay a game
I will choose Leo’s fave, bugtype. But they suck mostly so good luck
Suddenly I’m top 1% most liked commenters on the LFC sub. People have finally seen the light with my Slot opinions
No he wasn’t. Making a video about why Evolve is bad is like me doing a 15 part documentary on if the sun will rise tomorrow.
Plus, the reason why everyone turned on them is because they started misrepresenting games like RE4 remake on purpose for content.
He was always misrepresenting games because it was funny and inconsequential but people only got upset when it was their game
The only video of his I really liked was his Todd Howard video because it was funny.
Slot is staying. It’s fucking grim out here fam
Xabi, welcome to BlueCo (all center back mishaps and Garnacho losing the ball [Despacito remix])
Thankfully he’s not a yes man so even if he does well there’s no way he stays with those dumbass yanks running the club for long. Few transfer windows and it’s over
TBH, I don’t rate Xabi as a top level manager at all. The more you look at it, the more you realize his success at Leverkusen was more insane happenstance than him being a top class manager. Sorry.
Worst league in the last 15 years for the Buli. Bayern only getting 72 points and barely making UCL will probably never happen again in our lifetime. Difference between 4th and 5th was 25 points with the 5th place team ending the season with 42 points. It was a massive fluke.
Xabi is good but he isn’t ready for a top club. At Real, he tactically set up like he was still a Bundesliga side who thought they’d be fighting for top 4 at best, not challenging for the title. He really strikes me as an Iraola/Glasner tier manager. Somebody who can achieve a lot relative to expectations when the entire set up revolves around consistency of buying the right players. There’s a lot more red tape, politics and egos at a big club like Chelsea.
Xabi, welcome to BlueCo (all center back mishaps and Garnacho losing the ball [Despacito remix])
TBH, I find the people who believe in the weird purity of OG RE4 insanely weird. I’m not gonna pretend like I would ever want to play the original as anything other than a novelty.
I kind of get it because they play pretty differently, but it's not like RE2 og vs RE2 remake where they're very different experiences. 4 remake is really just 4 but better
Exactly.
Only way I want to revisit old RE4 is the VR version on Quest
Why does everybody act like Michael Jackson was born in 1937 and was a star in the 50’s and 60’s? Bruh, he was still alive when iPhones existed, I feel old
He's been gone for 17 years
The LOTR movie Colbert is making sounds like Frieren. If they do it right it could actually be good. I have more faith in that than whatever the Gollum movie is going to be. It's baffling to me that they saw the gollum game and were like "yeah we can do a movie, too."
Gollum isn’t a character you can expand on. His entire backstory is in ROTK. He was a Hobbit who got corrupted by the ring and he serves the themes as a direct foil to Frodo. I do not care about where he was 40 years before the Hobbit, it literally doesn’t matter.
I agree lol, there's literally nothing to add to him even as an anecdote
The oilers are officially retarded
McDavid, you loved playing with Mack on team Canada, right? Boy do I have a proposition for you buddy
Depends if the sharks can be contenders in a couple years. Team is still super young. He wants to win now. But he’s definitely bouncing from Edmonton soon
We’re 2 elite defensemen away from having a serious contending team if we hit on that second OA pick.
You’re getting Ivar Stenberg
I hope. I know logic is draft best defenseman but you gotta go BPA there.
No joke I would legit cry if we got McJesus lol. Pipedream though
Like yeah dude it’s a great idea to fire the coach that dragged you from bottom of the conference after the first month of the season to a goal shy of reverse sweeping the panthers in the cup finals. And also getting to another cup final the year after. And almost breaking the all time record for longest winning streak in the NHL. Need to save the skin of the GM who traded Skinner for Tristan fucking Jarry and signed a career bottom 6er to an 8 year deal. Also he was involved in the Blackhawks scandal. Oilers are bones tbh
Skinner despite his flaws was also capable of getting hot in the playoffs. Jarry is just straight butt cheeks and you can’t even move his contract.
All the people constantly shitting on Skinner were either blind or never watched him play. The actual liability who led them to two finals losses was Darnell Nurse.
It was insane. If they also kept Dylan Holloway (one of the most important forwards from the first finals run) instead of losing him for nothing (but cap space for liabilities like Jeff Skinner) the Oilers could've formed a dynasty.
Imagine taking the regular xbox controller which collectively people love and making the bizarre choice of making it less comfortable (from what it looks like anyway). Typical Microsoft move
If Microsoft didn’t have the only operating system 99% of people knew about they’d have been forced to sell Xbox 20 years ago. They haven’t made a good decision in like 15 years
This looks like one of those fake “This is what the Switch will be” leaks where the Switch was just a phone with analog sticks on it lol.
Remember the oval design? Comedy tbh
It’s literally basically what this is just without it looking like an obvious photoshop lol
Also, anybody crying for City to win the league should watch their match yesterday. At home, 2 games left in the season, in the heat of a close title race and your stadium is half fucking full. Pathetic, egregiously fake club whose only success is from financial doping. Anybody who wants this shit to win over Arsenal is just annoyed that Arsenal has actual fans to argue with. And the football City play is no less dreadful, just that instead of Arsenal never getting fouls called on corners, it’s Rodri avoiding 15 reds a season.
I’ve never seen a player who needs more of a change of scenery than Volpe. You don’t go from being a GG caliber SS to missing every routine play. The Yankees being dumb asses and their annoying af fans cooked his mental. They should have thrown the entire bag and a brinks truck from Fort Knox at Lindor. He’s been worth 43 WAR on the Mets. Forcing a rookie glove first SS to be the next Jeter for your playoff window is beyond stupid.
I’m actually fucking laughing so hard at the Border Security Chief resigning because he was banging foreign hookers lol. Hey look, I’m not perfect but at least I want the hot Asian thots to have human rights, that’s all I’m saying lol.
Sorry, foreign sex workers.
Genuinely how did we lose this country to these people? The entirety of the Republican party are a bunch of fucking rapists and pedos. It’s insane.
And they’ve proven to not even be smart or sinister. They’re literally just a bunch of dumb fuck up nepo chuds who can’t stop drinking at work.
And they’ve proven to not even be smart or sinister. They’re literally just a bunch of dumb fuck up nepo chuds who can’t stop drinking at work.
I’m almost at 800 for the Chill game music playlist
Ahhhhhhhh
We have tomato growth guys let’s gooooooo
I knew it.
I did an online IQ test and it said I did better than 990/1000 people. My kid on hers did better than 995/1000.
I'm fucked, she's officially smarter than me already ><
Is that really jmpressive? If I put 1000 average people nowadays in a room I bet I look like fucking Copernicus.
I means she's 3 so I think it's pretty impressive. And it's not average people it's all people, so there will be dumber than average and smarter than average in there too.
Also should I buy the Horizon premium edition? It's expensive but I will inevitably get the game and both the expansions when they release and it works out to roughly $60 for the base game and $30 for each expansion so probably about the same cost anyway.
I just finished the last Diablo 4 expansion last night too so convenient timing.
Zero Dawn? Why would you spend that much on such an old game?
Or do you mean Forza?
Forza. The new one in Japan is out today for people that bought the premium edition or an even more expensive one.
Oh that’s cool. I never really got into Forza tbh. I’m a Gran Tourismo girl through and through even if it’s technically nowhere near as good
I mainly like the open world part tbh, I do like open worlds in general but I think in racing it works especially well.
Thanks for the input guys. Bought.
I've spent an hour trying to fix a stupid door on my stupid animation project that only shows up for like 6 seconds at the beginning.
You know what a man who was an animator from Taiwan told me? “The worst part about animation, Satirical, is having to spend hours on something that nobody is ever going to notice unless it is fucked up”
That is indeed true.
I have the weekend to finish it, but I have so much other stuff on top of this project that I'm definitely simplifying the scope of it.
And this is why Americans outsource all the tedious parts to Korea and Taiwan
You know what a man who was an animator from Taiwan told me? “The worst part about animation, Satirical, is having to spend hours on something that nobody is ever going to notice unless it is fucked up”
This isn’t a bit BTW. My best friend growing up had an uncle who worked on animation and he basically said that exact thing to me once lol
No, i believe it.
Animation is very tedious work.
It’s for real cool you’re trying it though. I would probably be done after a few hours. I can’t draw for shit.
I've never been particularly good at it honestly. I used to draw a ton as a kid, but at some point became really discouraged from practicing and basically didn't practice for like 15 years.
Always loved art though, and wanted to improve.
I still really wish I was better than I am, but I can tell I'm improving. Very slowly anyway.
He kinda looks like a robot penguin and I like that
Bro its not the 13th century lol. You should not feel weak in your 30s. Saties back pain is because he was in a car crash and hes dramatic. Nothing to do with his age.
I have scoliosis.
I was cursed from birth with back pain.
Anyone played Subnautica 2 yet
YYou Should be the first, and write up a review
I have been playing it. It’s in early access so I can’t really give it a proper review. I just want to complain about how slow your movement speed is, it’s the only negative I really have so far.
Never played, but looks fun.
I remember the underwater sections from the ghosts of the deep dungeon in Destiny sucked ass for that same reason though.
True but that was just a dungeon gimmick, underwater is like this entire game’s identity and the previous games it didn’t feel like you were swimming with concrete tied to your appendages.
Hi gang
Do some stretches, have a shake.
You guys gonna watch Nolans The Odyssey? Might be the first time in awhile I go watch
a movie in theaters.
I want to see it. Might go to the theater, probably not though
Absolutely
Also, this specific back pain was because I hurt it lifting my grandpa into bed.
Stretches and protein/creatine will still help, muscle pain is muscle pain dude.
Lmao. Inside the park little league home run for JHL
Wait not even an error, straight inside the park home run lol
My roommates: It's our last weekend here, we gotta stay up all night and party!!!!
Me, in my mind: Fuck you.
I have shit to do, and the walls are thin.
I can only really work at night when it's quiet.
I love Matsuyama as a player because he dresses and swings like an old Japanese dude who you think would suck on the course but is secretly an absolute stick and swindles you out of like $40
After playing it for a few hours I can confirm that the new Forza Horizon game is certainly a Forza Horizon game.
Play the good Horizon series instead
Forza is good.
And I actually looked to see if the other ones were on Switch yet when you were raving about them but they aren't.
Yeah unfortunately it’s PS exclusive, but it is on pc as well these days
So far nothing new and exciting? That was the most disappointing aspect during the reveal but I'm still excited to play it since I didn't like 5's map and this seems like 5 with a better map.
Not really no, really felt to me like the same thing. I mean Forza is good so it’s fine for me but nothing noticably new early on
Of course I'm going to watch The Odyssey in IMAX.
The Xbox version of Forza is gimped because the only major new graphical feature is PC exclusive ray tracing. This is so stupid. Forza Horizon 5 ran on Xbox One and they didn't push the graphics any further. GT7 (cross gen) already did the same thing over GT Sport.
Racing games used to be graphical showcases for new hardware but now developers just care about compatibility.
Racing games used to be showcases for graphics because you can make something look and run good when all the game is rendering is a tiny track and the backgrounds.
Having an open world racing game is cool but it’s obviously not gonna look as good
I think the countryside looks amazing but Tokyo seems underwhelming. Reviewers say it's empty and pretty small. Someone suggested a traffic slider post launch but it could also just be an engine limitation. This obviously isn't Cyberpunk or GTA.
IGN gave it a 10
IGN gives 10’s out like candy now. Didn’t Ragnarok also get a 10? I’m sorry but GOW Raganrok is not a 10/10 in the fucking slightest.
Nah that’s nasty from Barkov. So crazy to see him in World Championship. He’s levels above everyone even though he hasn’t played for nearly a year and just got back from a bad knee injury
Bro won’t get an assist but that is all him
Yeah, they did give GOW:R a 10. I’m sorry but a game that bloated with filler and generic mechanics is never a 10/10
First one is though
Check steam
God we might have won the olympics even with this shit coach if we just had Barkov. He makes such a difference
just heard from our reviewer that she hated Mixtape and it will score low af
I can't wait
also all the trip details are sorted. I can't wait to be burned alive under the Spanish sun in a month
I don’t die ever in RE4 in this playthrough. Not to bosses, not the hardest rooms like the water room etc. I die to the dumbest fucking things like walking too fast on a raggedy ass bridge TWICEin a row like a fucking idiot. Or running under falling rocks
Me falling through the floor in the one skyscraper in RE9 5 times in a row at the end
Legitimately none of these games are close to a 10/10 except for Disco
I will be the judge of that when I finally play Baldur 3 and Elden Ring and Ragnarök
None of them are remotely a 10/10. Especially Elden Ring and Raganrok
ER is only a 10/10 imo if it's the first Souls game you've ever played. Otherwise feels weird
Deathloop never stops being funny
This is such a poor list of 10s
Flight Simulator?
Ngl giving a score to something like flight simulator just feels weird
What if it’s a perfect simulator game, like the best of it’s genre. That justifies a 10
But Flight Simulator 2024 which is the same game but better in every way got a 9 because the servers were temporarily broken on launch day
Xenoblade chronicles 3 should be a 10
lol IGN
Ed said it was good tho
And here I am going “Am I givjng out too many 10’s?” Debating if fucking Symphony of the Night is worthy lol
is it to you? if it is, then it is.
You’re a 10 to me
I appreciate the praise
Did anyone here play Pentiment? I downloaded it 3 years ago because of all the good reviews and because Ed said it was good but I forgot to play it. Nobody talked about it that much.
I’m trying to remember the most controversial 10s IGN has ever given. MGSV was one right?
It might be, but that one is kind of understandable. Mechanically it absolutely is a 10/10
Overwatch, BOTW, Celeste but most controversial would have to be either Uncharted 3 or TLOU 2. People never let it go.
Overwatch lol
Goty too lmao
Even though I'm not as big a fan of BOTW that one does make sense
I would give it a 10 I love BOTW
I'd give it an 8, but I hate that it basically means we're not going to get anything like the old style of Zelda anymore
I hope they at least do my GOAT Ocarina of Time justice if the remake rumor is true.
That's pretty much guaranteed. I do hope they give us fresh puzzles tho, the orginals were pretty standard for the most part
OOT is a game that’s basically impossible to screw up so long as you don’t purposefully fuck shit up
After Starfox Im really worried it's going to be basically 1:1
It should be 1:1. OOT is a 10/10 game if it controlled and looked like a modern Zelda.
They literally made Echoes of Wisdom though
1) It's 2D, I like 2D zelda but it's not the same
2) They still leaned too far into open solutions. I like progression, not being able to solve most things upfront
Suck it karma
Uncharted 3 is crazy. The shit series really made me see The Lou 2 in a new light. But I still gotta play Abby when I hate watch the 3rd season
Ignore the end and how is it not a 10
You could argue TLOU 2 was partially political but everyone swore they got bought off for Uncharted 3 and that Miller should never review a game ever again.
Uncharted 3 is a legitimate 6/10 game. The entire plot got retconned in 4 immediately but it’s definitely a 10/10 game. That is by far the worst 10 they’ve given besides the Witness
How do they retcon anything? They continue from the 3s ending
They 1000% retconned the young Drake stuff in 3. He was never a street urchin in Morocco or whatever if he was at an orphanage with an older brother lol
They 1000% retconned the young Drake stuff in 3. He was never a street urchin in Morocco or whatever if he was at an orphanage with an older brother lol
That happens later. He meets Sully there bro like fuck that is retconned
Empty goal. Come on bois stat pad here
I mean I know it’s all subjective but I really feel like if you give Elden Ring and Ragnarok and Baldur’s Gate III a 10, you have to basically give every game that is at all interesting, well written or well presented a 10.
I just assume a lot of it is a formative thing now for the average person. Actual reviewers that play a ton of games have no excuse though
I’m talking about game reviewers. Somebody out there thinks ET for Atari 2600 is a 10/10 i’m sure
Bro how do you hit the post with an empty net. That was another Sasha assist ☹️
I accidentally cut off Mixtape, Hades 2 and DK Bonanza. I know this isn't how reviews work but DK Bonanza just isn't a classic like Mario Odyssey was. I don't even like Mario or Nintendo and Odyssey deserved it's 10.
3-1 lesss goo we didn’t shit the bed in our opening game. Barkov is love Barkov is life
2 and Reach are a tossup. On another day I might say 2 is better
I’m not gonna argue because all of these games are a 9 to me.
Bro gotta play Phantom Liberty
If you wanna buy me a PC, go ahead I’ll play it. I won’t even charge you tariffs.
I need to buy meself a pc
Buying me one should be your priority
I give 10s more liberally
If they do keep the same puzzles tho, I'd like another Master Quest style set of puzzles to keep things fresh. I've come around to liking OOT more over the years, but it really does feel simplistic compared to later 3D zeldas
Halo 3 will always be my favorite. I know it’s “flawed” to a lot of people but my entire high school experience was smoking weed with my friends and playing it on a shitty early plasma screen tv
I just found that campaign the most fun tbh
We just made stupid forge maps like one where we tried to recreate the Old Snake vs Liquid Ocelot fight from MGS 4 lol.
You can trade draft picks in baseball now? When the fuck did that happen?
Game’s gone
Spartan Locke is Stray’s hero
He inspired stray to be the man he is today
Me not knowing a major rule change in baseball is like Twitch gooners not knowing if Pokimane dropped an Only Fans.
I still play MCC online all the time and the only game I don't like is CE but that's because there are these weirdos who've been playing it non-stop for 25 fucking years and just spawn kill farm lobbies
Imagine playing Halo CE for 25 years
I can't, it's not very good lol. Especially compared to the rest
Satty don't you have a 1070? I played Cyberpunk on a 1060 when it came out
I was mostly joking that I don’t wanna play Cyberpunk again lol.
I want to say Reach has the best campaign but that feels wrong because there's no master chief except in that one scene
I wish I could play 5 MP but it's impossible to find a match. You could play 3 on 360 until the servers shut down but no one is playing 5.
Me and my college roommates jokingly tried to see if anybody was still playing Halo 3 on 360 online and we checked and there was still like 400 people online. This was in like 2016 lol
To be fair Harby, there’s 22 fucking rounds in the MLB draft lol
Dechambeau and Hatton being +6 and +4 is like 12/25 for r/golf lol
Dunky
Sauna was fucking amazing after that move
Now I can relax even further and watch Slotball ruin my whole weekend
I hate the government so much I don't even want to fill out the census
Salah back from that muscle injury ans Wirtz back from stomach ache which is football is code for explosive diarrhea, makes our whole bench suddenly look so much better
Remember when people used to lube themselves up and jork it non-stop about VVD never getting dribbled past?
Bro is 34 now, turning 35 in the summer and plays Slotball
We can’t seriously sell Jones
Harby with the Ada Avatar. I AM TRYING TO GOON LESS OK
sorry not sorry
Just wait until I play seperate ways. I’m gonna get so many good photomode shots
Harby is delusional if he thinks Macallister is bad because of Slot.
Sati literally everyone bar for 2 players most games 1 player is bad every single week. This is a fucking coaching issue
Slot is literally being carried by this 17 year old kid now. It’s fucking pathetic and the board says he should get another season
I can’t. I can’t fucking take this football another year
Harby, I’m saying this with no bias or insincerity, this is how you play when you have a lack of true quality in the squad. When we started playing Cunha and Mbeumo over Antony/Garnacho, our attack stopped looking slow and ponderous. No manager in the world is telling his players to he slow and lax on the ball and make no runs. This is what happens when you have a team full of players who don’t match the needed quality/athleticism of the current Prem. Gakpo can’t beat a man off the dribble and neither can Salah any more. It’s why Rio looks like the best player, he’s actually able to beat somebody
gakpo ffs how fucking hard is it not to be offside every single fucking time
37 minutes not a single fucking chance created.
Um, ackshully, Szboslai had a shot on target
That doesn’t count. That’s what we have to resort to every week because Slotball can’t create anything
I love how the standard for corners now is The keeper literally has to part a sea of people to punch the ball or he’s “not strong enough”
Yep we play the worst football in this entire league. You can’t convice me otherwise
The entire league plays dreadful football now of we’re being real
And we are the worst of the lot
Again the camera is shooting at the set piece coach in a corner instead of the actual football. This league is so dead
Just let Rodgers in the box wide open lol. What the fuck
Slotball
Marmadashvilli’s positioning was awful.
Yeah but it’s hughlighted more when you’re used to seeing the freak that is Alisson in goal
Also his first game back from injury
Rogers goal as I knew would happen. We off to a flyer in fpl
Emery has a “Ve can finally play ahha with the sun adown” ass outfit on
Villa’s form is god awful and here comes Slotball to send them back on track
Bro is closing in on 20 losses but I have to hear the club mouthpieces spew on utter bs every week about why this season is an exception for bunch of bs reasons
Virgil lesss gooo
That is not a fucking foul var get a grip
Thank you
Rio is such an amazing talent
Oof. Of all the people to have that happen to this year lol
It is what it is
Konate defended that like a moron too though.
And Gakpo offside
Salah coming on
Macca get the fuck up we are losing
Gg
Oh my god he took Gakpo off
I mean the witness I could see being a 10/10. Probably the best puzzle game ever shit ending aside.
Brother, it’s not even the best game of that type from last gen.
Outside of Blue Prince which came out last year idk what other puzzle games come close
Ngl whenever I see gameplay of Lego Batman I kinda just wanna replay the Arkham games
The Arkham games are just undefeated tbh. Even Knight for all its flaws
I liked Knight overall.
The batmobile section were boring tho.
Sack this fucking idiot
Rio is the real deal
700 million spent on forwards and only their 45 year old defenseman can score goals
Brilliant tactic isn’t it
Because they bought 625 million of mediocre players.
Just look at how easy it is to play around this midfield. Zero athleticism or physicality
It’s easy to play around them because of the fucking system and tactics
This is what everyone on our sub said when Casemiro was hurt and playing like shit. Our midfield looked fucking nonexistent. Our midfield hasn’t really been a problem since Casemiro and Mainoo played together.
Literally no one has no clue what it is they are supposed to do out there
Liverpool’s fullbacks went from inarguably the two best in the whole league to mid af
I will keep spamming I told you so so many fucking times once there’s not an inept coach in place
I’m not saying things won’t be better with a better manager but it won’t suddenly make a lot of these signings look good. Trust me brother, I’ve seen this shit a million times. The reason we look different now is because we aren’t spending 120 million on players that don’t fit how we need to play
To prove my point, you think that Carrick is a better manager than ETH? Or even Amorim for that matter? No. The reason why we’re much better now is that we aren’t accommodating absolute passengers like Garnacho, Hojlund and Antony and Amrabat. We replaced them with Mbeumo and Cunha and Sesko. That trio of forwards has changed this team because we aren’t massively underperforming our Xg every single game any more.
So many times under Ten Hag we looked dreadful because of “tactics” until you realized we had to play Mount as an 8 because we literally had no fucking usable midfielders. If we were forced to use Ugarte because we spent 45 million in him, we’d be in 7th.
Harby was being unbelievably arrogant thinking they could lose Trent and Diaz and not replace them and be fine. Gakpo is the exact type of anti-clinical, limited player we used to buy 500 of when we were in our full banter era. Remember when Dan James started every game? What about when we were starting mikhtariyan every week? Remember when our forward line was Rashford/Weghorst/Sancho. That was an effective attack right? But Harby thinks Slot is the reason that Frimpong can’t cross when Leverkussen fans would tell you he’s always had zero end product and that was in a league that gives you 900 yards of space.
DPC: I think about Jeff saying “Monkey Dah Luffie” entirely too much
WWhere'd he even get the Dah from?
He probably saw the D and misspoke because I genuinely think he doesn’t exist outside of like 2 events a year lol.
I can't wait until I never have to see my roommates again.
Thye've returned, and now I'm annoyed again.
Gang
I want to go on Shark Tank just so I can shoot Kevin O Leary tbh
You know what’s a weird experience that younger people will never have? Having two separate phone numbers for the same person in one phone because nobody has a home phone any more
I guess today is nobody reply to satty day
Sorry was asleep and gotta wash dishes
It’s fine. I’m only semi-joking
Very sad. So sad isn’t it folggs. They say “Satty, thanks so much for paying for the site even though nobody uses it” many such cases where, let’s be honest folggs, Apple was a bad owner. She banned KT, my good friend… very un-American.
And now nobody wants to reply to Satty, they think he’s a bad man, they say “He fetishizes Asian girls” Loog, we know exactly what’s gonna happen to em’ right?
Wolves not only emptied their bench with 8 minutes left in the game but Ant went over to the Spurs bench and dapped everyone up 😭
The people that expect sports stars to hate each other on the court are stupid. These dudes are all rich assholes in the same rich asshole club.
Julius Randle get ready to learn Mandarin
If you don’t think sports are rigged just look at what happened to Hearts in the Scottish league. Absolutely 1000% sure the league rigged it for Celtic.
Member when Bruno lightly touching Gordon’s shin was a pen? Fucking rigged garbage.
I’m sorry but that isn’t incompetence and nobody will convince me it is. Blatant rigging.
Wonder why so many of these Scottish refs are going to the world cup? Curious. Totally not gonna be rigged.
I mean the fucking ref they put on the game is a ref that has been caught being biased toward Celtic before lol. Whatever. This sport is fucking shit now.
I genuinely would be stalking the ref if I had bet on Hearts winning the league. I’m shocked he hasn’t been assaulted yet and he’d deserve it tbh. They all deserve it.
If you wanna pay me 150K a year you can yell whatever the fuck you want at me on Twitter tbh
The FA Cup final is also rigged in case you weren’t wondering.
HOW IS THAT NOT A PEN LMAOOOOOOOO
Literally this sport is as bad as WWE. Shit is as bad as the NBA now.
Fucking sue me but this shit is unwatchable. Anybody who wants these fucking no fan having cheats to win the league should be smacked in the face by the top ranked Power Slap champ
So let me get this straight, it’s now ok to not play the ball and shoulder check somebody off the ball in the chest in the box? Right. This shit is so fucking fake Vince McMahon would blush
This sport died the moment they let these governments own teams. There’s such a conflict of interest.
And City’s half of the stadium is fucking desolate. What a fake, plastic fucking club.
Genuinely what is the difference between that no called Penalty and what Maguire did that resulted in us losing points? Oh, fucking not a thing besides the kit color? Got it. Rigged. Fucking. Bullshit.
Genuinely what is the difference between that no called Penalty and what Maguire did that resulted in us losing points? Oh, fucking not a thing besides the kit color? Got it. Rigged. Fucking. Bullshit.
And I have to mute the commentary because Burley gets pid by the Qatari government to fucking gargle City’s dick and balls like a desperate heroin addict.
Seriously, I despise ESPN with all my heart. I hope McManaman has a heart attack when we win the league again. Fucking cunt
Nobody will ever convince me the league didn’t rig games against us to try to make the top 5 race more interesting.
That doku challenge was softer than the pen lol
That doku challenge was softer than the pen lol
Semenyo has no clutch. He hasn’t done shit since the title race was on
Anybody who thinks City don’t play equally detestable football to Arsenal and wnat them to win the title can get fucking banned from this site tbh. This shit football is like when they suffocated Deadpool for a weekend to unleash his latent powers, but unlike him, it’s unleashing my narcolepsy.
This might be the worst cup final in history
This shit is so fucking rigged it’s unreal lmao
Delap is so fucking bad. Every single time he just fouls people.
Another rigged ass trophy for Qatari slave driver FC.
“I want to get back to Heavy Metal attacking football”
You and what forwards bud?
So let me get this straight, it’s not a pen because the attacker leaned into the contact but Gordon sticking his leg out and getting slightly touched is enough to get a pen? Ok then. Definitely a real and not rigged at all sport
I'm starting to believe in Satty's stand
Brother, you think I’m just saying this shit to be edgy or to be annoying? The PL has been rigged for years now. You think this level of obvious inconsistency is just pure incompetence? Fuck off. It’s absolutely targeted for ratings. They blatantly rigged games against us to make us drop points and make the top 5 race more interesting. Anybody who thinks otherwise is being biased.
Brother, you think I’m just saying this shit to be edgy or to be annoying? The PL has been rigged for years now. You think this level of obvious inconsistency is just pure incompetence? Fuck off. It’s absolutely targeted for ratings. They blatantly rigged games against us to make us drop points and make the top 5 race more interesting. Anybody who thinks otherwise is being biased.
Like just look at that first Chelsea penalty shout? Maguire did that and it was an instant red card but apparently if it’s against City, nobody fucking cares.
Yeah it’s bs. Clear foul
Don’t be an idiot
You’re the one that needs to wake up dude. They blatantly were rigging games/calls against us to make top 5 interesting.
Go touch some grass
Harby, go look at the United highlights over the last 5 or so weeks. So much blatant corruption. Licha getting his hand caught in DCL manbun for a millisecond and it’s a straight red but Bruno gets elbowed late after the ball in the face, an obvious red and no VAR check. It’s not incompetence, it’s targeted.
Yes the corruption gave you a hand ball winner against us
If the ball actually touched his hand it should have been VAR’d for a straight red and a Pen anyway because the initial ball in was very clearly Sesko being held by Konate
Not only did it touch it, the touch is the only reason it even goes in the goal.
But I don’t care about the result. We deserved nothing like we never deserve in any game this season
Nobody ever actually disputes my claims btw. They just say I’m crazy or the refs are just bad. The refs are bad in La Liga and everyone says it’s rigged for Real/Barca so I don’t get why English refs that ref in fucking Qatar get the benefit of the doubt of them just being bad.
Also, it literally takes somebody getting stabbed for City to be shown a yellow card, I’m absolutely certain of that. Kusanov made about double digit yellow card challenges and didn’t get carded.
That’s also true lol.
Ok, then maybe he likes it
Of what?
I give Xabi until Christmas at Chelsea tbh
MMy Roommates were up until after 3am drinking and being loud as fuck
Liverpool is gonna fall into the same exact cycle as United post Fergie. When the players start making “This isn’t the standard of the club” posts, they’re checked out.
This same shit happened to us under about 4 managers. All the blame gets heaped on the manager until the same players fail under 3 more managers and you just realize “oops, we bought a bunch of mediocre shitters”
Salah was making those posts in 2022/3 when they failed to qualify for the UCL though
If Prime Salah does it, it’s one thing. MacAllister has absolutely no room to talk about the manager, I haven’t seen the guy put in more than a 4/10 performance all year and it has zero to do with tactics.
You can argue with me all you want. I’ve seen this shit for 15 years spiffy and Harby, I’m saying this from experience not bias or being a contrarian. You buy a bunch of mediocre/not good enough players and then you scrabble to find a manager that can make them work instead of fixing the actual recruiting problem.
Once again, just replacing our shit forwards with actual PL quality wingers that are outperforming their advanced metrics has changed our team. You genuinely think Carrick is a better manager than ETH? One was fired 3 months into a season at Middlesborough and one was a fluke Lucas Mora goal away from making a CL final with an average team age of 25. Erik Ten Hag had our previous geniuses in charge though so we spent 75 million on Antony when we could have just bought any PL quality forward and he’d probably have been fine. We were underperforming our Xg by a whole goal almost under ETH because our forwards were literal shit.
How do you explain their underperformance earlier this season with the same players though? Amorim's win rate was like half of Carrick's.
I meant scramble but hit B twice.
These PL teams are killing themselves and the league’s quality by overspending on so many bad players. Woltemade isn’t better than Beto but one is worth 15 million and one is worth the entire GDP of Newcastle.
TBH, the fact Alonso is taking the Chelsea job makes me think less of him. That club is a worse shit show than I think people realize. If they don’t get better SD’s soon they’ll be where Tottenham is in the next 3 years if not sooner.
And I hate the argument that “Madrid and the players screwed him” Ancelotti did just fine with letting the same players just play how they wanted to. It’s arrogant and stupid to come in and try to play your way when you can dogwalk 99% of La Liga by just having Mbappe and Vini
It just means no other big teams were available and the man wants to work.
how the fuck we were not in for him with this clueless badl fraud is fucking beyond me
I take back what I said about Pragmata. There are some excellent sections but so much of the game is mediocre and it reminds me why I dislike Capcom. Its a very 7/10 game almost like the original Horizon Zero Dawn (but without the production value) and a tier below something like Stellar Blade.
I have no idea how Shift Up made such a refined high quality AAA game on their first attempt. There was no jank.
I hop everyone switched channels or turned off the stream for Israel’s Eurovision song
Why are thy in Eurovision lol
4 cuntries boycotted this year because they were in
I didn’t watch this year ti boycot it totally
I didn’t want it so you’re welcome
Spiffy, we didn’t have the players for Amorim’s system. He needed much better attacking Wing Backs (Dalot and Shaw are good but they both suck offensively) and we needed a more dynamic midfield.
It’s why I was upset about firing him, because I want to stick with one manager and have a set system and plan. Our press, build up and structure was better under Amorim and advanced stats prove this. I don’t want yanited DNA and Vibes. None of the best managers in the world are “just do whatever” vibez managers. Every single top tier coach has a system and gets players that fit it. Our fans won’t allow the team to be bad short term if it means we can do better and actually build something. I’m holding my tongue a lot because I truly think Carrick is gonna end up being a disastrous appointment.
Like yeah, Carrick is getting more out of the current team, but 4-2-3-1 is not the only fucking formation in this sport. Our press was fucking miles better, our Xg was miles better, our structure was better, but our players aren’t a fit for the system. So now we’re back to Ole era vibez. Like genuinely anybody who doesn’t think we’re succeeding purely because of Bruno is insane. Most of these games under Carrick have been ugly as fuck and we’ve been bailed out by Bruno. He’s genuinely probably won us 15+ points this year alone.
Wait, did she actually get a tattoo of Franklin? I thought she was just calling me slow
The girl with the cow bikini in the corner completes it
Franklin!
DK
Yo
I started Mega Man Battle Network 1
Nice. I need the collection
Sati fucking Australia is a guest this year
I hope stray wins
But why
Guest countries are a thing now
Maybe Hitler was right to attack Poland
They gave their full points to Israel
Fuck Israel
Genuinely
They bombed an ambulance and killed a Polish medical worker but I heard their politics can be complicated.
Pro-zionist Satty be like: I love jerking off to IDF thots
Wasn't Wonder Woman IDF?
Yes
Mega Man battle network is cool but very different. Also, mid 2000’s Capcom was just built different. They pumped 6 of these fuckers out on a handheld that lasted 4 years lol
At least Israel didn’t win. Like last year they got the second highest public votes and rocketed to first until Bulgaria finally overwhelmingly destroyed them.
How the fuck are people voting these terrorists
Being old sucks. I got my kid a pedal bike yesterday and was just pushing her on it to teach her how to balance and ride and my back and shoulders are really aching now today. Should habe stretched first ><
Our channel showed how our nation had voted and the biggest points went to Israel…
Another time I laughed hard as fuck was the Karma and Tets the Hedgehog OC. That shit had me fucking crying
And that one time Brony thought Jimmy was actually Russian
Me and my cousin are gonna continue Alan Woke tonight
I kind of do but not on purpose. People keep giving them to me for some reason but I haven't bought a knife since I was like 15 and needed one for hunting. It's quite weird tbh.
I also have hella knives but it’s because my grandpa was a sporting goods salesman so there are just boxes of hunting knives laying around lol
It's mainly weird because I only have like 2 bowie knives but I've been given a bunch of pocket knives that I will never use for anything and that realistically have no use other than to conceal and stab people. Like wtf am I going to do with those, and why do people think I look like I need knives like that?
My grandpa has a Spanish fighting knife that is absolutely illegal in California lol
Switching to your secondary knife is faster than reloading.
Precisely
BTW in case you were wondering shank, yes I did work out this morning.
Awesome. I had wondered yes. Getting into a routine is the hard part but once you're in it it's much easier to maintain it.
After a while you can use it as a emotional regulation thing as well.
I don't have much anger these days but when I was younger I was spending so much energy on bottling up my anger and not losing my shit but then I found that I could use my anger when I was working out.
Instead of fighting it and bottling it up when I got to the end of a set I stopped fighting it and started deliberately feeling angry and using that anger to push out an extra few reps and it made a huge difference to how I was feeling overall. Meant I had a better workout and I also used up some of my unnecessary rage in a healthy and productive way.
I did Tuesday- Saturday because it lines up when my grandpa has dialysis so I have no excuses because I’m free for 4 hours.
I find Mixtape extremely depressing so far. The lifestyle depicted in the game used to be attainable for an ordinary family and that will never be the case ever again for as long as the world exists. It was all just a brief blip in time.
Honestly digging a little bit its clear the game was an industry plant. Creater was apparently the daughter of a billionaire. Very strange it got a bunch of 10s despite the story not being all that
You and your spouse would probably have to be in the top 5% of income earners nationwide to own a house like this in northern California and even then everything else would still be worse. The furniture, the clothing, the consumer electronics.
Some things have definitely actually changed dramatically but things like the location part probably haven't really it's just how you look at them.
Like where I grew up is now considered an expensive nice suburb, but when I was there it was rough as shit and full of angry poor people.
Where I bought my house is in a suburb that only like 15 years ago was one of the worst around for white trash and crime but it's being gentrified and is now full of immigrants (the first real step to gentrification) so is nowhere near as bad as people still think it is.
The "flannelette curtain" as we call is here is slowly being pushed further and further out into the outer suburbs.
It's called that because on the other side of the curtain everyone wears flannelette shirts and beat their girlfriends.
So I guess my point is that northern cali might be unattainable for most now but the modern equivalent is probably not, it's just still a shithole currently like northern cali probably was back in the 70's or 80's when those people bought there.
I don't know about Tasmanian real estate but in Sydney, Melbourne etc. are the homes being bought by the top 50% of income earners comparable to the homes they were buying 40 years ago? What about average plot sizes?
I think the market also often sees the value in those terrible areas so their land is priced accordingly and there's no cheap land left in a state like California. It seems to me each subsequent generation is going to have to make due with less space and it'll become normalized like it is in Asia.
I think houses are proportionally a bit more expensive now but they are also considerably bigger while the land size is either the same or decreased. Because of the increase in overall cost I guess, but it used to be a 2-3 bedroom house would be most common but in Melbourne the new developments are often minimum 3 bedroom houses going up to 5. And more bathrooms too, 1 was always standard now it's 2-3
Interesting. In Toronto a 2 bedroom condo today has a similar price to income ratio as a detached two story 3 bedroom house back then and yes home sizes have increased as plot sizes have shrunk (become of the relative cost of the land) but detached construction has nosedived while condo/apartment development has skyrocketed. In the US I know sunbelt cities are somewhat insulated due to their ability to sprawl but the trend regarding land values seems to hold regardless (notably Austin Texas) and coastal areas are no better than here.
You're fortunate your cities are still allowed to (and have room to) sprawl so this remains possible as it used to be in Canada before environmental planning policies effectively banned outward expansion
Living on an island with a population of 500k certainly helps I guess.
Living in Australia in general probably helps really, it's roughly similar in size to the mainland USA but has like 10% of the population.
I think in North America we also just really don't want to cut down forests anymore
This yankees mets game is on crack lmao
Also this habs sabres game is on crack
What is goaltending?
Volpe sucks. I'm sorry but its over for him here. Thank goodness he's getting sent back down as soon as Caballero is back from IL
So I finished Alan wake 2 but I gotta replay it again for the true ending? I’ll probably do it but I’ll be honest I fucking hate it when games pull this true ending shit especially when it’s behind multiple playthroughs. Just let me play it once get the ending and move on
Just look it up on the tubes.
Harby I got Zero Dawn on pc, better be worth it.
Omg 😱
I’m so tired gang
Whats up guys.
Very little it seems
Maybe not.
Hi
My animation has been incredibly tedious, but I made a lot of progress today on it.
Gj
Lol we got a Luke Shaw goal before Isak hit 5 goals with Liverpool
Rigged. Mbeumo has been bribed to miss every goal today
Sati probably
That’s assuming I give a fuck about this game which I don’t.
Also, notice how there’s zero controversy the second we secure 3rd? Curious.
Here comes the crying brigade to say we get every call. I hope your tears are extra salty you cunts.
They can’t even use VAR on that BTW but I guess it’s fine since it’s against us lol
Muted the fucking commentary. This fuvking scouse cunt is one of the worst fuckkng ckmmentators I’ve ever heard. Everyone who played for Liverpool and is a pundit is fucking dreadful at their job. Like yo an impossible degree.
But the second anything goes against us wrongly it’s suddenly a brilliant decision. We need to bring back beating people’s asses, maybe they’d start doing their jobs well again
And his accent is stupid as fuck. He sounds like a fucking rooster got caught in his dickhole
Who even cares. Fucking makes up for the 250 shit calls we’ve gotten against us while they artificially made the top 5 race harder (didn’t work because Liverpool are fucking shit and Chelsea are worse)
Martinez has been fantastic today
Our fans are such miserable losers begging for him to be sold for a loss.
And Mbeumo scored because Harby had to run his mouth. Bruno’s record too.
I was just making fun of how dumb your reasons for games being rigged are
I don’t really say that a team scoring a goal is rigged in and of itself.
Salah should have equalled that too last season ☹️ but the whole team decided not to even try besides him once the league was secured early
TBF though how many teams refresh their entire front 3 in one window lol
Sels is such a good Keeper.
Qatar rigged the goal post so that Bruno won’t break KDB’s record.
Many are saying this
@disqus_mlstsrka4x:disqus I bought Trails of Cold Steel.
NNice 😎
I don’t know when I’ll play it but I got it for $12.
@disqus_mlstsrka4x:disqus I bought Trails of Cold Steel.
Bro how the fuck did every result go our way. We do not deserve CL football at all. Can Bournemouth at least beat City so we can win the qualification ourselves at Anfield.
How many of those wins were at the start of the season when you guys were scraping by on miracle wins
Sati read the year
Either way, it’s probably random variance. You guys are obviously better in attack with him because he’s still your best creator, but he doesn’t beat anybody any more and he tracks back even less than he used to. Reality is that two things can be true. He’s lost a step and isn’t as good any more, and he’s being used poorly. You’re better with him simply because your other RW option is Frimpong who couldn’t cross in the Bundesliga, let alone here.
Well Frimpong was RB and RWB. Slot plays him as a RW because he’s an idiot.
But those underserved wins and Szoboslzai are the only reason we’re getting UCL even now
Even this horrid isolated Salah who marks the linesman is still the only way we can create goals
Immediately saw it when he came on against Villa.
Slot plays him as a RW because he’s too poor physically to be a defender in the PL.
So is everyone else according to you
Bought Mouse PI for hire. So far it’s a simple doom clone but I’m enjoying it
The art style is super cool
It is, its honestly the reason I bought it. Music is dope too
My cousin thinks trying to trick me into using my 6 iron when I asked him to hand me 9 iron is the funniest shit ever. Like I’m ever not going to immediately notice the fact the club is like 4 inches longer.
Its way too hot outside
Yankees bullpen is fucking garbage. About to be 3 straight series losses, two to trash teams. The summer swoon has come early
Willing to bet money the Yanks get swept by the Jays now
Been listening to Whitest Kids U Know in the background while I work. Makes for good white noise, especially since the show always has livestreams going on youtube.
I went golfing today. I had zero fucking feel for my putting stroke but otherwise I did good.
I saw that before I refreshed the page. Official now?
I mean, yeah, but it’s complicated. It feels weird saying it. Not because I don’t want it but because IDK
Fair call, not my business so I won't mention it again.
No, it’s fine. If you want to know I’m kinda letting her dictate the pace of the relationship.
That sounds considerate. I mean both people need to comfortable for it to work so good idea. Also congrats.
She said her last relationship was very controlling so I’m just letting her take it at her own pace. I’m a nice guy lol
Ahhhhh, summertime.
I hate victoria day
What is that day?
Its just like independence day I guess a statutory holiday celebrating queen victorias birthday
Seth
Whats up Satty?
Did you watch Backlash
No because I was at work but I know all the results and I'll have to give it a watch later.
Oh, I was just wondering lol. I’m going to dinner and I’m bored in the car lol
What are you eating for dinner?
Mexican
Nice.
How do people survive in countries without air conditioning
Freshman year was brutal since they don’t give those dorms AC. First weeks of the semester I was sweating in bed. One of the worst feelings out there
So Cavs it is huh. I do like home court for the ECF
Idk how I ended up in a retro rabbit hole and now I'm reading about Sessue Hayakawa, Rudolph Valentino and Jayne Mansfield.
Only funny thing that happened during the golf was the neighbor making fun of me demolishing an uncrustable at the turn lol
I've watched both Daredevil and Punisher, I have nothing else to watch until the new Spider-Man movie comes out.
Watch something you’ve not seen
I'm gonna give Thunderbolts and then MCU F4 a watch before the new Avengers comes out.
I liked both, especially Thunderbolts
So far Horizon ZD seems pretty good, but I have to say the camera randomly switching which shoulder it looks over for no discernable reason is completely doing my head in. Who thought that was a good idea?
No, just because my shirt has the same color as Kiryu’s shirts lol
hows the relationship
Has anyone ever ran into a content creator IRL?
Only MLP creators I think.
Yes
Anybody who doesn’t think there’s blatant anti-United bias in the media is a fucking head case. We’re the only club that can have a meaningless goal be upheld by VAR and the media will spend more time talking about it than two blatantly not given penalties in a fucking cup final. Biggest club in the world and it’s not even fucking remotely close if you count how much we live rent free in everybody’s fucking heads.
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Adobe animate feels terrible when it starts getting slow
Morning
Hello.
Hi
Sup sup
I went golfing today and then I went to my aunt’s birthday celebration. I drank too much tequila.
You can type coherently still. I’d say you need to drink more tequila
I’m unc status now. I call it quits after a few drinks
Lamb
I got to the island in RE4make
Harbs did you finish the recent season of Daredevil and The Punisher special?
Daredevil yes, Punisher haven’t watched yet. I saw it was in shitty shape for the release and didn’t want to watch it with audio issues or fucking unfinished special effects in that one scene. How does that even happen
The writing felt like a low budget anime (with awful 6th Gen voice acting) but the biggest issue was the level design. Some of the areas and boss battles early on were incredible so clearly they're capable of more than corridors and combat rooms but that's what 80% of the game consists of. It's like they gave up and just rushed to finish the game.
VAR exists purely to drive engagement and anybody who sees it as anything else is blind tbh. It’s a mechanism for the league to rig games.
Employees at ILM would basically just strip down to their underwear to cool off and build a makeshift hot tub in the parking lot and no one cared?
Honestly, genuinely just hope 2/3rds of humanity dies to a virus. Most of the population is expendable.
“It’s what Clara would have wanted.” Is as iconically bad as “So that’s it huh… We some sorta suicide squad?”
7 but you don’t work on Saturday or Sunday I assume (maybe now but not usually)
Like are you just saying you have 3 days off?
Yes, but I'm not taking 5 business days off. I would have just said a week off then. It's an extended memorial day weekend
Oh I get it.
I’m gonna start referring to vacations as “12 day weekends” from now on.
I’m gonna start referring to vacations as “12 day weekends” from now on.
the national team callup is today.
boy I can't wait to lose what little hope I had left
You’re really gonna complain when my country has 1 good player and he’s a Trumptard?
yes, because I saw my country win this shit twice
it's like how I'm more than fine with Brazil reaching, like, quarter finals at the FIBA World Cup and just feeling good about life when Gui Santos is the best player we have
Gui Santos is a dawg though
But your country isn’t used to being the best at nearly every major sport. USA is. Soccer is the only major sport where the US league isn’t the highest level.
we are/were at football, volleyball, F1 and MMA
now only MMA is what we are more or less regularly winning
Oh no he is?
He’s from Hersey Pennsylvania, dude. That place is redder than Ada’s dress lol
(also basketball prior to the US fielding professional rosters but that was a caveat)
All gun ranges S ranked 😎
I miss my kb&m
Has anyone tried that Replace game?
I don't normally play sides rollers.
Red 9 fully upgraded
PS+ prices going up again
Fuck off
I refused to re-subscribe because $80 was already too much but at least they're not increasing the annual amount again
There's not even really a point to having any of these anymore. Free to play games or games that have free to play elements (CoD because of warzone) don't require PS+ or anything to play online
Honestly I just have it for the monthly games + catalog at this point.
probably the only benefit of CoD's garbage client btw
I think I may be through with consoles at this point…
At least Xbox and PS.
I now have a new GOTY. Mina the Hollower
Is it like Bloodborne as all the critics say for some reason
I looked it up on steam. It looks fantastic honestly.
I can't believe this is what Capcom came up with after 8 years of development
Games that ho through development hell are literally never any good. The only game that went through a long development trouble and turned out decent was TLG
No I think it's because the creator wasn't Japanese
it's Link's Awakening with Castlevania combat and a dash of Bloodborne, yes.
I got no sleep.
Worked the whole night, and finished nothing…
I think I can finish my Animation tonight after a nap.
Wait, and it’s made by the Shovel Knight devs? Wishlisted.
yes. It's as good as Shovel Knight
That's the only reason I've heard of it. They haven't made anything in over a decade.
They were too busy making free Shovel Knight DLC the assholes
I mean its been about 8 years since the last DLC came out
It was a bit Vadee
are you forgetting the fighting, roguelike and puzzle spinoffs they made?
they were making a ton of free expansions.
MMy Mother just texted me about Ebola.
Did I miss something?
another outbreak in Africa
thoughts and prayers
Thank god Trump didn’t cut hundreds of millions in humanitarian aid so he can give it to himself.
I thought Satty would be more excited for the release of a spy thriller RPG made by the team behind Disco Elysium as their new game after that other title's success
Za/um is dead dude. The main reason that Disco is good is because it’s one of the best, most cleverly written games ever. They’re not recapturing that ever. Especially not with how Za/um is run now
It's really weird how many similarities there were to Stellar Blade of all games
I have a rather sensitive sense of smell, which is nice, but anytime I smell someone wearing body spray it's like being gassed.
Do people really like how that stuff smells?
Like I’m sorry, the only aspect that makes Disco interesting is the writing, and the writing of the game was entirely based on Kurvitz’s own world view and experience growing up in a communist country. The game is good almost purely because of him.
That being said, it’s entirely possible they make another good game, but I ain’t waiting on it with baited breath.
at least they're not making it political, just a spy thriller
Finally. They got politics out of my weird Eastern Block CRPGs.
(please I'm just saying that without the original writer, the political leaning won't be as effective)
Lego Batman, Mina, Saros… May finally making 2026 less unexciting
I’ma be totally honest, I’ve never gotten the appeal of Lego games. I don’t think I’ve ever been tempted to play one.
the difference is that this new Lego Batman is literally, and I do mean literally, a new Arkham City.
With the added benefit that they brought in Matt Berry to voice Bane
I never really watched Powderpuff Girls as a kid. The only characters I remember are the 3 girls and the Professor and Mojo Jojo. It’s been probably 25 years since I saw anything related to it other than the leaks of the LA series lol
Damn bro. Also the epic narrator
and about 150 different Star Wars characters in video games
Yeah
Also Mr. Herriman
I’m glad more people are coming around on my opinion of VAR being bad for the game. The only good use for VAR is offsides. Everything else is just worthless.
I forgot to mention I beat Trails into Reverie last night. Still doing the plat, but that's 3 Trails games done in 2 months. I am absolutely done with RPGs for awhile lol. I did buy DQ7 but not even touching that for awhile
Sorry, JRPGs. I do want to replay Witcher 3 sooner than later
DQ7 is also the longest fucking game of all time lol.
Supposedly the remake streamlines it quite a bit, but yeah lol
If you drop an airplane from2 miles in the air to 3000 feet they don’t evacuate the homes just yet
If you drop an airplane from2 miles in the air to 3000 feet they don’t evacuate the homes just yet
I'm thinking of buying Sly 2 and 3 since those did not sale a single time in the year since I played 1, may as well just bite the bullet
Dew it
Honestly might grab Mina after Mouse PI. Its only $20
2 is goated
Geez, Tom Kane was only 2 years older than my dad but he looks 20 years older. That stroke must have done a number on him
It really does age you a lot. My step dad had an employee have a stroke, he’s only like 45 but he looks like he’s 65.
It did
I knew it fucked up his voice ofc, but seeing a recent pic really hammered home what it must've done
and the monkey in the Thornberrys
I swear these cartoon characters are all just voiced by 25 different people
DPC: I have no idea wtf Trails is despite Satty and Karma playing it exclusively for years
a hella niche JRPG series that is like a spinoff of a spinoff of a spinoff of a much older JRPG called Dragon Slayer
You mean just Karma? I’ve played 3/4 of one game lol
It's the JRPG with the most expansive worldbuilding out there. Every arc moves to a different country within the same world with a different main cast, and it just keeps building to the point where it basically has it's own infinity war/endgame.
Also the gameplay is pretty fun, especially when they started doing the hybrid turn based/action.
RE4 photo mode is far from optimal. It barely allows you to move the camera around. Only in very close vicinity of Leon.
I hope 9 has a better one since they added it in a update
Oh right, at Acen we went to a panel with Richard Epcar (voice of Ansem in KH and a decent chunk of other stuff). I wish I went to more of those panels, because buying weeb-ass merch from a convention is absolutely not for me lol
It's also comical how much 18+ stuff is within plain view. The cosplays were less skimpy than 10 years ago, but the porn was certainly not.
Everything about anime conventions sounds like my own personal hell
There's some interesting things there, but they attract certain types of people. Even today after anime's gotten popular
Anime isn’t “popular” it’s just popular with nerds who previously felt weird about liking anything other than Dragon Ball Z. If you asked a random person on the street what Dandadan was they’d say they don’t know who Dan is
It's undoubtably popular with younger generations now. Though we should be specific: SHONEN anime is popular. Everything else not quite so much
Too many furries, too. Not even just the fur suits. I think it's actually weirder when they have the weird muzzle things on
It’s absolutely weirder. The suit offers anonimity. Having to see a human wearing fox ears and paws is fucking weird as shit.
I don’t really care to judge people about being furries but like fucking keep it to yourself. The world doesn’t need to know about your weird fetishes, but furries love fucking broadcasting it.
Yeah that's where I'm at. Tbf a con makes sense, but when I see that shit in any public setting it's weird
But maybe I’m just unc status thinking you should be presentable in phblic. Yet half the people I see wear cookie Monster pajamas outside now
Furries need to be outlawed tbh.
I'm watching Light and Magic.
What is that
A documentary about the creation of ILM by George Lucas and how a bunch of random guys basically created modern visual effects from scratch
I could have guessed that but I was profiling it as anime or an asian movie because it was you. I’m sorry
You could just do anything back then
I wouldn't say it's THAT common, but yeah, put a little more effort than people of walmart level presentability
Pep is leaving City.
League blatantly rigging the league for City. Anybody arguing with me is blind and retarded.
HOW IS THAT NOT IMMEDIATELY GIVEN AS A PEN
Blatant fucking rigging in plain sight.
VAR is only used to push narratives and make money for the league. Don’t even argue with me because you’re wrong.
The chances City get handed an atrociously wrong decision is almost 1000% certain at this point.
Get fucked. This league is garbage. Fucking trash. I’m celebrating an Arsenal corner because this league is such rigged horseshit now.
Coppola comes across as such a good person and I know looks can be deceiving but its weird how no one ever accused him of sexual misconduct for over 50 years until the making of Megalopolis when he's like 80 years old? It had to have been a misunderstanding.
We're trying to hire some new people and the HR lady mentioned linking with my linkedin. I have not logged in a single time since getting hired lol
Still had my graduation picture and I don't have a current photo wearing anything business-y
Because LinkedIn is nothing but corporate dick sucking honestly. The people on there are faker than the bots you see plastered all over Twitter. I just use it to update my resume and send out a thousand applications where I inevitably get rejected
Can't you hire Oface? You guys work in the same industry right?
Yeeeeah there's no way lol
I guess it'd be awkward because he knows too much? Still it would be interesting like how Twas and Big Poppa became colleagues.
I want to get DQ7 but thats probably a thing I get in a year or two when the price falls. Still need to play 1-3 first
How is VAR looking at this? It’s a regular yellow all day, nothing more. This is obvious rigging dude.
It’s a little high but fuck off. DOGSO not given for City now this. Fucking rigging in plain sight man.
They didn’t give a red so whatever. But I hope they keep this same energy when a bunch of oil cunts are playing tomorrow
I can’t wait for this to be talked about all fucking week. The league is legitimately just rage baiting for engagement. It’s a fucking sham man. Fuck this bullshit.
There’s zero violent conduct, he barely catches him but it’s a bit high. If that’s a red then they better send rodri off every match week.
Genuinely no one cares about JJ Abrams thoughts on Star Wars. No one wants to hear his voice.
Every sport is fucking shit now tbh. Gambling has destroyed sports.
Like this is so blatantly fixed I’m shocked my stance isn’t the popular one at this point
Any social media talking about immigration just makes me wanna punch myself
Any and all immigration talking points come from a place of racism. I was just reading about the new law they’re trying to implement in Sweden, guess who is ultimately behind it? Yep. Neo-Nazi.
Anybody using the “what about taking in terrorists” talking point just ignores the fact that America’s entire political system is stochastic terrorism incarnate.
Remember when people used to care about the President blatantly stealing billions of dollars of their money? Yeah, that would be nice again. I hope Trump gets fucking beat to death by a trans person
It’s whatever. The country will completely collapse in about a year.
you know, you’d think dumb people would be leftists because it’s much easier to just say “Fuck it,
i don’t care if trans people exist.” than making a complex argument about fucking biology and some perceived “moral” argument.
I swear I haven’t even seen Alex Sandro play in like a decade but he’s ALWAYS in the Brazil squad lol
it is SICKENING that he is being called up. Because we simply lack left backs
I swear to god shows taking 900 years between seasons makes the writers forget what fucking happened in previous seasons. She literally offed herself because she hated Homelander so much. It’s kinda a huge part of Homelander’s character arc that even the fucking Nazi couldn’t stand him
brother will be sent to ER after the first tackle against a dim witted Scottish centerback.
Calling up Fabinho in big 2026 lmao
also, nine forwards. WHY NINE FORWARDS
Because all your good players are forwards and CB’s lol
are we really going to play 4-2-4 again
Maybe I’m starting to see Leo’s point of view, this is pretty tragic for a guy who watched Ronaldino, R9 and Roberto Carlos lol
I remember that, in 2002, we didn't call up Juninho Pernambucano, Romário, Juan and Alex because we were just stacked with talent
and now we are calling up fuckers from Brentford.
Do you guys really not have a midfielder better than Paqueta lol
or Martinelli. You know, Gabriel "I LITERALLY SCORED ONE GOAL THIS SEASON" Martinelli
hol up let me boot my FM23 save file where I won the world cup with Brasil
Arguments on social media about shoplifting also make me want to punch myself. Like I can give a fuck if Safeway loses some bread. Shut the fuck up genuinely.
Why is it so fucking windy today. Henry keeps hiding under stuff like he’s in a hurricane lol
Everyone in full meltdown mode over the non-called “red”.
PL is just fucking engagement bait now. If we want to have this argument, Kusanhov should have been sent off for DOGSO about 6 times this season. Oh sorry, I mean he’s improved so much not that he totally isn’t abusing the rules like everyone else in City.
They’re not rigging the league for Arsenal. I swear people are retarded.
They’re rigging the league so both City and Arsenal win this game so people actually watch the last day of the season. Duh.
what 90s or 2000s anime should I watch?
Ive already seen every anime ever made
I'm watching Freiren S2 but aside from 3-4 episodes it's not as good as S1 and I was never a massive of Freiren in the first place (Its a good show but I don't like fantasy)
Also it doesn't try to do very much and gets mogged by GLT but that's another discussion
Insane how no one will ever completely adapt GLT
The only thing that sucks about being an only child is that I am the perfect “cool uncle” Very sad. Many people are saying
Maybe it's just age related bias but I feel like the late 2010s had an extremely high volume of really good diverse single cour anime
MMy phone updated with new AI features and all I can think of is "how do I turn all of them off immediately?"
Me getting that Disqus email saying they’re integrating AI features has me like Dr. Manhattan watching the nukes go off from Mars
What anime should I watch?
HHonestly Spiffy you keep up more than I do lol
Its okay I think there aren't any left. The only person here who would potentially know is Key (based on their familiarity with shows like Utena) but they left forever and they're never coming back.
They were literally here yesterday
Oh I missed that
Its okay I think there aren't any left. The only person here who would potentially know is Key (based on their familiarity with shows like Utena) but they left forever and they're never coming back.
Barca wants Joao Pedro? Why does Barca act broke every fucking spring and then the window opens and they’re linked for every 80-100 million dollar player in the world lol.
I am ded.
That was me last night after golfing. Playing 18 is fun but it kills my back lol
I have a cold now and just did my weights day.
I meant to ask as well, how often are you having the shakes?
It helps with my back so sometimes I drink them when my back really hurts. I made one after golfing and it helped my back only be sore instead of killing me.
Also, I’m not gonna lie, when you first said “Have a shake” about my back hurting I was like “Why would shaking my back help?”
That's good but like are you having one every day or just workout days and when your back hurts? If just occasionally you should have one at least on workout day and the day after as well, rest days are when you actually make the gains.
I feel like I've been playing this series my whole life. I remember dying to get home to play Forza Horizon 2 back in the day. I got Forza Horizon 3 with my Xbox One S. I always used to use Forza Horizon 4 to benchmark my PC whenever I swapped parts.
That’s how I feel about Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Mega Man and every Nintendo franchise lol
The intro has Japanese audio with subtitles by default
What on earth are these characters
Except Trails but I’m pretty sure Falcom games could run on a 2002 Sony Vaio laptop
Lol Blue Jays. Surprised they kept swinging at Bednar's pitches despite throwing nothing but balls
Honestly Remedy should be allowed to do a Silent Hill game
Nah
Also, I hate seeing games from last gen and how long ago they came out. How was Quantum Break already a decade ago?
Bloodborne being over a decade ago feels factually wrong.
I bought it by accident at launch and started playing at midnight and finished by 6am. It feels like forever ago.
Let’s go Spurs
It’s hilarious seeing grown ass 6’7 men not want to even attempt to shoot on Wemby as he just stands menacingly in the lane lol
Carolina is cackling man. 12 days of rest while these two teams are in a Game 7 OT
Habs just have the demon magic this year lmao. So many undeserved wins this postseason
Insane game 1
This series gonna be fire
I saw a picture on Twitter saying Chet was Charmander and Wemby was Charizard I know they’re sweating after that block lol
The chain goes Bol Bol > Chet > Wemby
Bro this game is fucking insane
Double OT
39 pts 22 rebounds lmao
41 points now lol
I'm sorry but this dude is a cheatcode
I’ve never seen somebody distort space like him. Nobody wants to challenge him in the lane and you can throw the ball anywhere in the area code and he can dunk the lob.
Wemby is like if Rodman could shoot from the logo lol
Not fair at all. If the Spurs guards weren’t dumb at times this game isn’t close lol
Bro what the fuck lmao
He went all the way across the lane and blocked that just by reaching lol. This shit is insane
I can't believe these dudes got Dylan Harper.
The spurs and lucking into generational talent after generational talent. Name a more iconic duo
The Sharks getting top 2 picks
Caruso shooting like Curry wasn’t enough
Unlike Curry, he gets a ridiculous whistle though
The MVP was the 3rd best player on his team tonight. Their 1st a guy coming off the bench and their second a guy who hasn’t played a single playoff game coming off injury lol
SG-Shame is a fraud man. Take away his flopping and he ain't shit
He’s not. The problem is just that OKC doesn’t match up well against teams that also have a ridiculous amount of lengthy wings to defend against them. + Chet is way worse than Wemby.
Also, he kinda has Harden’s problem right now. He’s so used to not having to play through contact that the second he stops getting fouls called, he can’t hit shots.
Will I be too tired to play games or will I fall asleep playing Trails?
Find out next time in Satty Ball Z!
We’re getting solid links to Matteus Fernandes 👀
Mando movie is exactly what we all expected it to be. A season of tv or partial season of tv turned into a movie. Even the special effects are tv quality.
Why didn’t they just keept it as a season of Mando or better yet, just scratch it all and design an actual movie for these 2?
Guess Starfighter will have to be the actual Star Wars movie to bring the franchise back to the silver screen.
But now I’m afraid that too is remnants of the awful Iger-Kennedy era of Star Wars and will be mid af. It’s going to take several years until we see what Dave Filoni will bring to the table as the head honcho.
are we gonna watch it in theaters, wait for Disney+. pirate it or simply not bother?
I will go see it in theaters with zero expectations and forget in a few days
I legit think I'd rather just watch Devil Wears Prada 2
at least there are babes in it
in literally any other reality, a Star Wars movie coming out on the week of my birthday was supposed to be a religious experience to me. Now it's just a "huh, that thing is out this week. Shrugs"
wake me up when someone decides to have the balls to reboot this shit
Just erase the sequel shit
and the power of maaaaaaanyyyyyyyyyyyyy
At least that is easy to ignore since it happens hundreds of years before prequels. Sequels are there to ruin everything that takes place post Jedi
Harby. I just pretend the sequel stories are the Thrawn Trilogy, Dark Empire, and the Vong.
and if I need a post ROTJ plotline, I can always play Jedi Knight, Jedi Outcast, and Jedi Academy
I hear ya
There's never been a post ROTJ story I have liked
Thrawn, Dark Empire, Vong. And then the shit with Cade Skywalker. I like those. Even if Dark Empire is cheesy and ridiculous as fuck.
KOTOR works so well because it doesn't interfere with the movies. Always go further back never forward.
Just give it up dude
I already did
I gave up once Andor ended because I know that franchise had peaked and no one else would make something as good
Maul was great but the animation department has had their shit together for over a decade
Animation is clearly the way to go.
Lmao no
though I'm not gonna lie, I wish there was a Space Velma season 2
It’s kinda crazy for how much garbage gets shoveled out from Disney Star Wars that we’ve only gotten like 5 games since they started owning them.
It’s such a huge problem with game development now. Games just take for fucking ever to make now regardless of how ambitious they are. Meanwhile Capcom is over here pumping out 7 fucking Mega Man Battle Network games on a handheld that lasted 3 years.
Because the idiots gave the rights to EA at first
They had absolutely no idea how important video games were in keeping the IP relevant when they shut down Lucasarts
though I'm not gonna lie, Star Wars Squadrons is one of the best things ever created for a nerd with a pew pew boner
and Battlefront 2 their most controversial game was the only good one. I keep forgetting Star Wars Outlaws exists.
Jedi games are both great
Theyre fine but I just don't understand why they went with a metroidvania/souls-like level design with an emphasis on backtracing and the Jedi series has a terrible storyline.
Jedi Fallen Order was more Metroid Prime than Metroid Prime 4, that level design was sweeeeeeeeeet
Nah the last 2 ours of Fallen Order is fucking amazing. Everything before is solid too. Survivor story is amazing besides that fallen jedi side of it.
Did you also like the supporting cast in Fallen Order?
yes they were quite good considering the subterranean bar of modern Star Wars
Bruh, the Metroidvania elements are why it’s any good.
I have never ever wanted to backtrack and I don't like the idea of enemies magically reappearing as soon as you leave an area. It's weird as well because the rest of the game is Uncharted like and Uncharted Star Wars is a pretty good concept.
I think thats why sales fell off a cliff for Jedi Survivor even though Im sure everyone blames the broken launch
when you play Squadrons in VR you'll see how wrong you are
I have played it in VR
To be fair "played" might be exaggeration because I couldn't handle the nausea
weakling
I remember when people used to think Kasdan was actually responsible for Star Wars being great and Lucas was just the ideas guy. Of course we know how that turned out. I don't think Filoni is another Kasdan but can a fan successfully take over a franchise? That dynamic is often blamed for the decline of anime in Japan. Lucas didn't even watch movies until he was in college.
look on the bright side, we are getting Ben Quadinaros Revenge this year
Does… Does my phone think I’m actually a zionist because I made the “evil Satty” joke about Zionism? Because I keep getting pro Israeli “stop the hate” ads lol
I’m almost kind of embarrassed I was invested in this show at any point.
This is why I only watch anime. There's nothing to be embarassed about.
The Quest 3 made much less nauseas than the PSVR 2 but everything looked kind of blurry/diffused in comparison and it hurts your eyes really badly. Resident Evil on PSVR 2 is the best VR experience if you can tolerate the motion. I thought it was better than HL Alyx (to be fair I got tired easily).
I’m not gonna lie, Zero Parades looks amazing but IDK if I’ll actually play it
truth be told all three Star Wars VR games were good
man plays with VR lightsaber, man happy
Also, I’m so baseball brained right now I read the title as Zero Parades (Pa-Ray-des) because there’s a baseball player named Isaac Parades lol
They have a bunch of Chinese EVs though because it's popular in China now. Probably gets added as DLC eventually.
sure but my car has like 110hp lol
nvm I just saw a 27hp Chinese EV here
MS where the fuck is my Geely
eh fuck that, it's Japan, time to buy me a kei car
Grogu is in no way worse than Jar Jar. Grogu is an actual character with an arc and a personality. Jar Jar is just very poorly implemented comedic relief.
Yeah that is a horrendous take
Now, if you want to make the argument they definitely push him because he’s marketable, well duh but saying “Disney star wars tries too hard to push marketable stuff” when my entire 5 year old age is remembered through the lens of seeing Phantom Menace shit plastered FUCKING EVERYWHERE is not the argument you think it is
I like Jar Jar 🙁
Jar Jar is whatever. But saying Grogu is worse is a take hotter than a 5 star Vietnamese hooker on a summer night in Hanoi.
Bro, Grogu is the most perfect marketing stunt in Star Wars history. Pure moichandising gold.
I’m not arguing he’s not. He obviously got kept alongside Mano purely because of that. But Jar Jar is also that and he’s a worse character so what is the point?
Have liberals become negatively polarized against EU-style food safety regulations? They went from US regulators are bought out by corporate interests to the EU is anti science.
They're not necessarily wrong depending on the case but it's a really weird ideological bend.
But he is now iconic because of us dumb millennials
He’s iconic for the same reason everybody loves the Prequels now. They have weird nostalgia for it. He’s not a good character, he’s also a marketing stunt, and he’s also 1000000x more obnoxious.
I only saw a 27hp Wuling
and another Wuling that is sold as a Chevrolet here (yes Chevrolet sells a Chinese EV here)
The AI in Horizon 6 is terrible right now. Cars start ramming and driving you off the track on highly skilled and pro. I don't know why it's so hard for racing games to fix this.
Because if they raced like actual races, you’d be getting 30 second penalties for any bit of contact like F1
The AI is acting like an American figuring out Japan is meant to be driven on the left
In no way is Jar Jar or Baby Yoda worse than whoever the fuck Benicio del Toro was. Or that droid from Solo.
Yes. Though it was implied Lando did cunnilingus on her. Somehow.
Royce Lewis got optioned lol
BAH GOD KING, THAT’S DAVID STERNS’ MUSIC!
Also, Jar Jar is CGI from 1999 made on Windows 98 that looks better than 2026 CGI
Horizon 6, if you want to make a heavy rock radio station, don't add fucking Turnstile to it
My top 5 PL transfer flops of the season
5. Woltemade- If I’m paying Zidane prices for a player, the least they can do is know what fucking position is their best one good lord.
4. Wirtz- The only reason this isn’t higher is because Newcastle and Chelsea had some absolute Pain Peko signings. Again, if we had paid this much for a player to have less than 10 goal contributions in the league, it would be talked about more than a nuke being used.
3. Delap- Legitimately, this dude may have had the greatest fluke season of all time. He has 12 goals in 76 Championship appearances. He’s a lower league level player that tricked Chelsea into thinking he was worth 35 million. Actually might be the worst striker I’ve ever seen and I watched Wout Weghorst score 0 PL goals.
2. Wissa- I mean genuinely what the fuck.
1. Garnacho- When you realize that Kavaratschlia cost 10 million more, it really puts into perspective how fucking retarded Chelsea is.
João Pedro: whines and causes a tantrum demanding a transfer to Chelsea stating that he wouldn't get a world cup callup playing for a team like Brighton
ends up being overlooked in favor of two strikers from Bournemouth and Brentford
Joao Pedro isn’t a flop. He’s the only Chelsea forward that doesn’t look like they body swapped with a mule deer that got grazed bb a hunter’s bullet in the head on the ball
yeah but I dislike him for being disrespectful. And he didn't get called up. Get fucked.
Wirtz is the worst because he was supposed to be the future of the team. The other guys were like their third options.
Wirtz has the benefit of the doubt that he isn’t complete shit, Slot is.
Garnacho + Delap for 80 million is terrible transfer business lol. PSG spent less on the best Left back in the world and one of the best midfielders in the world combined.
This City kit is like when you fuck around with the sliders on kit color on old PES and just make a neon abomination.
huh, the DJ from the heavy rock stadium is the Biffy Clyro guy
The Scottish band?
The Scottish band
The biggest lie the devil ever told was convincing people City’s football isn’t just as bad and boring and based on bending the rules as Arsenal
KROUPI
Kusanhov is a fucking shit defender if he isn’t allowed to dogso every fucking time somebody runs at him.
Please god let City lose the title and Bournemouth beats Liverpool for top 5.
seriousy where the fuck did they put Shinjuku in this game
They don't even have the sky tree in the game. The biggest landmark in the city isnt there.
I need to find the Kamurocho arch
Now I’m imagining a Yakuza sub story where Kiryu gets wrapped up in street racing lol
There's not a lot of Japanese racing culture but they might be saving it for the expansions
no Suzuki, no Daihatsu, very few Mitsubishis, no Mitsuoka. They need to vastly improve their JDM offerings because there is something very wrong about being offered a goddamn GMC as my first car… in Japan
That's what I was thinking too but I assumed it was like a remnant of the US occupation or something
holy fuck, Southampton got expelled from the EFL playoff and they might even lose points on the next season lololol
Arsenal won the league
Semenyo was a bad signing tbh. 75 million and Bournemouth got better without him. This is the type of transfer that is completely bodying the league’s quality right now.
Rayan is VASTLY better than Semenyo
Gerrit Cole returns on Friday
They should've added motorcycles
I genuinely don’t know how two different teams got tricked into buying Kolo Muani. He’s genuinely a shocking footballer.
Lets go Arsenal. I knew we could do it
Name one player on Arsenal
WCF vs ECF this year is real Atomic bomb vs Coughing baby energy
Anime is completely dead there's nothing but fantasy garbage
If I see one more dumb fuck journalist comparing Pep to SAF I’m gonna scream.
no non-old firm team has won the Scottish PL since SAF won in 87. He won 3 times in a row. SAF winning a European cup with Aberdeen completely dwarfs anything that Pep will ever achieve end of story.
This is like bringing up how no other manager has ever won the Bundesliga with Leverkusen before. Pep permanently reinvented how the game is played though.
No he didn’t. He just took what he learned from Cruyff and turned it into mechanical dominance.
Portugal's FA publishing a list of 27 players because they are including Jota's name in the callup
I'm not crying you are
I wish environmental activists could get glass walls banned
I'm so exhausted, but can't take a break until the weekend
One of the last 2 trophies I have to get in Trails requires me to win 500 more fights
As the biggest bully you got this
God today has been annoying. I need a drink
IIt's Just a question of if I can do it before the weekend or not. I want this 5 day weekend to be a completely fresh start if possible
You can
I might not because my mom moved back and I want to see her new place, but also I haven't seen my dad in a minute so I might see a movie with him. That's 2 nights booked, so it's really just tonight lol
Having a life must suck
No but having a job sucks. Specifically one where you carry half the team
Sounds hard
WWork Time
Oh Dk, at ACen I saw a Heath Ledger joker cosplay with a "free hugs" sign. I did not get my free hug
Some men just want to watch the world burn
I’m going to go golfing Thursday with my cousin and the neighbor.
California is a libcuck infested shithole just move to Texas you can get a shed twice as big for 150k
Yeah, and you can have your phone buzzing with tornado warnings all summer where you can’t go outside. Also, the state is being utterly raped by a dude who is crippled because he was such a grifter.
Well hopefully the prefabricated shacks selling for 150k in the middle of nowhere Texas are tornado proof
Well hopefully the prefabricated shacks selling for 150k in the middle of nowhere Texas are tornado proof
1 more trophy. Literally just the stupid 500 fights one lol
I will literally vote for the first person that admits in a speech Trump should be murdered.
I hope everyone who voted because of GaS pRiCeS gets fucking cancer and dies.
Yeah all that rest wasn't good. Knicks are super rusty
It never is
I mean it helped with OG's hamstring but yeah
Whatever. All these people talking like Elon didn’t rig the election. I hope all these people get sentenced to death by firing squad and they use the money for the pay per view to fix the budget.
Whatever. All these people talking like Elon didn’t rig the election. I hope all these people get sentenced to death by firing squad and they use the money for the pay per view to fix the budget.
listening to this while I'm drifting down a mountain on a Subaru… absolute cinema
Both of these teams need to stop shooting from 3 lol
@thesatiricaltroll:disqus Do you support proportional representation?
The electoral college only exists because of racism. Anybody who thinks Wyoming which has less people than LA county should have the same number of senators as California is insane.
No I meant seats being assigned based on the number of votes each candidate or party get instead of individual 1v1 races. I think it's more democratic but it does lead to more crazy people in government which I'm not sure is good or bad.
This game is a slog. Holy hell someone tell the Knicks to stop shooting 3s. 11%
Both these teams are getting dogwalked by whoever wins the west.
Fucking awful 1st half
It feels weird growing weed even though it’s legal lol.
How the fuck was that not a flagrant lmao
Another year where this team's brain just shuts off in the ECF
Yeah this game is done. They better wake up because game 2 is a must win
It was good banter when they made it close but you also look like a dumb ass if your team doesn’t end up winning.
Honestly, City didn’t recruit well enough to win the league. Arsenal are pretty stacked in everywhere but attack. City spending 75 million on Semenyo was beyond stupid. Bournemouth got better without him.
If City can take anything out of this season beyond the cup double is Doku finally adding end product to his game
Doku adding end product got them less points than when they had Sterling and Mahrez.
Those seasons spring Gündogan always won them the points anyway
They used to have a much better midfield than they currently do. Rodri/Gundogan/KDB was a legit insane midfield.
Anyway that draw was the best possible result. Even Slot can’t bottle UCL from here with +6 gd swing and even a draw is enough
And biased refereeing decisions
Do any of the fools here live in LA? I don’t think so. Diki once did when he was younger.
Baeloy and I could come visit
Oface does
Absolutely criminal 82 points wins the league this season.
Like I said before, the league is being watered down by these PL teams spending obscene fees for very mediocre players. A big tell if a transfer is shit is if the other team immediately finds a similar quality replacement for like 800K from a favela.
Well we’ll skip that one
Maybe drop a Horus energy core at his house
Maybe drop a Horus energy core at his house
Going fro RE4 to this game’s photo mode is night and day
Mourinho is either going to make Real disciplined again or it’s gonna look like one of those videos where people drop pure cesium into a pool and it violently explodes
Either way it will be kino
The fact Mourinho is back at Madrid feels very simulation-y
Those prima donnas are in for a rude awakening. And Perez loves Jose so the locker room ain’t getting him sacked despite doing as good if not better than Flick like they did Xabi
It’s kewl I recognize the whole LA lay out, despite it been ruined by volcanic eruptions here and the sea level has come up, just from GTA V and Los Santos 😎
I’m basically a local you know
Also, it’s basically the same game by a certain point but worse.
Over 75% of the people who got pardoned for Jan 6th have already been arrested and most of them for children sex crimes. This entire party is just fucking child rapists now.
😬
I just found out this morning that Charles Kushner (the pardoned billionaire felon now American ambassador to France) wasn't just arrested for fraud. The guy hired a prostitute to seduce his brother in law then sent the tape to his own sister to blackmail them with.
If every Kushner died tomorrow I genuinely don’t think anybody including Ivanka would care
But all thesw cunts have always been child rapists. Every fucking conservative state tries to pass laws where they get to “genital check” underage kids. Genuinely hope these people all get fucking flayed limb from limb.
Anybody who ever says Republicans care about the economy should legitimately be stabbed so many times they can’t have an open casket funeral.
They taking in the stadium one last time while it’s empty.
I’m guessing he’s done some video and/or photoshoot there too
Also Elon rigged the election in case it wasn’t extremely obvious at this point.
Everyone knows
Except trumptards
They’re not called Trumptards any more. Call them what they are. Child rapists. Every conservative voter is ok with Child Rape
Genuinely imagine if Biden had pardoned somebody and they immediately went to jail for pedophilia. I hope everyone who voted for this fat fuck gets Cancer and dies horribly
This dlc immediately fixed my one gripe with the main game. You can operate a skiff now and travel on water.
All these alpha influencers are like “I have to get up ag 3AM sleeping in is for BETAS”
But literally all the alpha animals sleep all winter lol.
All these alpha influencers are like “I have to get up ag 3AM sleeping in is for BETAS”
But literally all the alpha animals sleep all winter lol.
Why is Barca in for Joao Pedro? I swear these fucks pretend to be broke all year and then when the window opens they’re in for every 100 million player in the world lol
How is Pedro 100 million 😭
Because they already overpaid for him once lol
Also, apparently any striker that can actually kick a ball is worth Zidane prices now
State of play on Tuesday, an hour long and apparently broadcasting from a theater.
I don’t understand why you guys get so excited for these
I can understand caring to a degree. What I don’t get is the people that act like Sony or Nintendo just betrayed their whole family if they don’t get exactly what they want which is probably gonna happen at a 100% clip
Well there's two reasons for this one:
A) I was wring about the date, its the following Tuesday June 2nd. 2 week advance for a state of play is kinda crazy, don't think they would do this if they didn't have some big things to show
B) they're having a live audience for this show.
I think this is gonna be their E3 like show this year
What about the goat geoff summer fest
Canceled this year because the chinese devs couldn’t afford the tariffs for game trailers. Very sad. Many are saying
GAAS basically getting canned, bringing back older creative IP, no more PC ports and now this. I'm so glad Playstation is slowly going back to normal.
Jak and Daxter pls
No
Brother were you even alive when those games came out.
Their annual E3 shows are usually good though.
Anyway, garden update, the cats like the cat nip I grew.
Lfg
Sometimes I'm kinda proud most of us here don't bother with The Boys and Invincible
I literally have always had anti-interest in Invincible tbh.
I have a soft spot for Invincible but I've only seen the first season
I need to catch up on both
Also, Nintendo finally having a June direct its rumored. Need to see OOT and not this Star Fox and Yoshi Mysterious Book trash
I don’t get people wanting more Jak and Daxter. The story is done. It’s over. Just stop it. Not everything needs to constantly exist to make sequels.
That's true but it was a pretty unique idea and we haven't really seen anything similar since.
Only Sony franchises that are basically abandonware that I want brought back are Ape Escape, Wild Arms and Sly.
They're bringing back Ape Escape. It's being made by the Astro Boy developers.
I hope
you shouldn't expect much from Sony other than stuff that was already announced.
Them not being at SGF means they don't have a lot to show that is close to ready
(we are attending SGF and we already got somewhat spoiled at some of the new things that will be shown)
What if they just want to show it at their own event? They're not doing PC ports anymore and that's what they've usually shown at SGF in the past or stuff from third parties like Kojima.
Astro Bot was announced at their E3 3 months before launch.
doubt it. Goddamn Nintendo is at SGF and they are more secretive.
Bot not Boy
Has Vadee actually played Jak
Jak 1 and every other Jak are vastly different things
Was he even alive when they came out lol
I don't like any post-1 Jak tbh. Edgelordness for the sake of it
This is a stupid take. The games are still lighthearted. Jak himself is edgier but that almost gets played off as a joke half the time.
The real right take on why Jak 1 is better is because GTA with platforming is a horrible idea at the end of the day. Jak 1 is the most pure.
nah man, I stand by it. I don't like that dumb tonal change because everything had to be mid-2000s darker at PS2 to counter Nintendo's tone
I played Jak because I wasn't allowed to play GTA.
We know lol.
Jak 2 and 3 are awesome though
I mean one of the sub plots in Jak 2 is Daxter turning a hot girl from the bar into the same species as him. Like I don’t think it’s as edgy as the aesthetic dictates, I’m sorry.
yes Satty Yakuza also has dumb shit, yet it doesn't make those games family friendly
People throw “edgy” around way too much. Zack Snyder saying batman could get raped in prison is edgy. Bomberman Act Zero is a game trying too hard to be taken seriously. The main big bad in Jak 2 is a fat guy who is constantly the brunt of Daxter’s sarcasm. Yes the story is more mature but it’s not like Daxter is a bitter drunk who hates Jak now.
there's a lot of Sony stuff that could be brought back. It just doesn't need to be in a big cinematic scope.
like something in the scope of the Yoshi games (just not $60)
I mean, they could bring Patapon back, but I don’t think 90% of people below the age of 30 even know what a PSP looks like
yeah man you know when you have those month-long streaks of "who cares I don't even care about gaming anymore"?
those are the news and releases you end up missing lol
It’s not that tbh. I’m just completely detached from gaming news because I genuinely don’t care about 99% of games. If it isn’t posted here I won’t know it came out most likely
well there ya go
Patapon got brought back because there was Patapon stuff in Astro Bot lol
I bought the RFK cookbook and it doesn’t even have his dead whale meat soup. This shit is a ripoff do not buy
Honestly, I’m just locked in on my backlog. I have so many games I bought and haven’t played that I’m just enjoying playing whatever and not caring about new releases. New games have mostly been shit the gen anyway
Why the fuck would any big club want Thiago any way? Dude is not fucking clinical at all.
Sofascore analysts. They see stats. They don't watch games.
I forgot about Gravity Rush too but that ain’t happening
that is one I'd like to see a comeback. But for that, Sony would need to fucking reopen Japan Studio
now, a bigger budgeted one I'd like: The Getaway.
Goddammit bring over Guy Ritchie to write it and/or Jason Statham to star in it
I know not a single Getaway was ever truly good but damn man, one of the very few PS2 games I've always felt jealous of not being able to play
Shadow of the Colossus 2: Bigger and Badder
Dark Cloud 3 but that has the same chance of happening as Ana De Armas appearing at my door
the thing is: all of those references showed up in Astro Bot. I wouldn't dismiss anything making a comeback, in a "Melee showing Fire Emblem to the world" kind of way.
I mean, if Sony wasn't dumb. They are dumb.
Dark Cloud isn’t happening. Level 5 barely exists as is, and none of the people working there are the people that worked on any of their good games. I don’t think it’d sell anywhere near well enough to warrant sony producing it in house
He is right though. Golf is stupidly expensive if you play at really nice courses. Anything nicer than the local Muni is probably minimum $50 for a round. Plus a cart fee etc. but we don’t use a cart and we don’t play at Pebble Beach lol
I don't know what happened to Team Ico's new game. It's been in development for longer than The Last Guardian.
Team Ico doesn’t exist
They're making a Gravity Rush movie though for some reason
An animated GR movie could've had so much potential but its live action
Because nothing is planned out any more. You’d never see a popular show end after the story is done. Squid Games shouldn’t be more than one season. The story is told. But it’s popular so it has to keep going
The neighbor took her laptop there to hang out with me since she’s “working” from “home” and she said “I want to see you hit one with no setup.”
And I did it and I hit it well and she said “See you don’t need to do all that. Much faster.” And I replied “yeah I hit it well but it didn’t feel good” lol
She was right.
No she’s not. Yeah, I can hit it well once, but if I don’t go through the routine there's no control of the tempo and pace. Mechanically, my shot is the same because I do the same thing every time. If I just grip it and rip it I feel like anything I do is purely up to luck
Interesting
It’s just hard for me to get a feel for the swing if I don’t give myself time to run through the “checklist” of my setup. Like even in that swing that ended up ok, it felt incredibly throwy with my hands because I wasn’t set up properly. It ended up being a good shot but I don’t want to feel like I’m going too far inside because I setup wrong. It made my swing not repeatable.
Well you know more than me. All I know about golf is from.happy Gilmore and tin cup
Villa winning the Europa League guarantees us European football next year 🙂
I might even wear my old-as-shit Villa kit to celebrate
Like I said, everyone makes fun of the waggle but it’s not optional lol
Just like some wii games
Harby Kong Country Returns
Harby kong legit should be his name
I'll be honest, racing against a god damn Gundam in Forza Horizon 6 was, like, amazing
Words don’t describe the level of OCD I feel when I see somebody next to me at the range and I just wanna fix their over the top swing but I’m not gonna be the asshole giving unsolicited advise so I just have to watch this dude swing like a rusty gate.
Tbh I’d take your advice if we went golfing but if I playing myself and someone just gave me advice it would kinda be weird
I do it to my friends/cousin all the time. Like one time I was out with my friends and this guy went to hit a putt and as he was setting up I just reached across with my putter grip and used to move his hands up because they were way too low lol
I do it to my friends/cousin all the time. Like one time I was out with my friends and this guy went to hit a putt and as he was setting up I just reached across with my putter grip and used to move his hands up because they were way too low lol
O.O
yes, you race against a Gundam. In Tokyo. And there's like some hyperactive J-pop playing in the background.
If I had a se-x I’d get this game
it will come to PS5 later, I'm sure
I don’t have one yet cries in french
I wanted to yell “rotate your fucking hips man” just once 😭
It’s all in the hips
I just did that robot race
I feel bad because I didn't win fair and square
And Jen, it’s not my fucking fault everything in golf sounds gay. There is no way to say “stroke play” without sounding dirty. Please be mature
Mansplaining to Jen
It’s what Apple would have wanted
Sometimes I smash a teacup in the hopes it’ll come back together. I’m always disappointed when it doesn’t. That is where I’m at in missing her
They decided the neighbor’s driveway is OUR driveway now comrade.
TThe Whole administration
They all deserve it
seriously Forza why did you put goddamn Turnstile in the heavy rock radio station
there was a Sub Pop radio station for pretentious indie shit for that reason…
Harbesity
Also that ballroom is never getting built. Literally unending levels of grift.
Oh
Like nothing I have ever said about rich people came from what the media says or what the internet says. It’s a factual statement backed by science that being obscenely wealthy completely fucks your psychology.
I shouldn't have said anything because then you get like this and say how you're always right
I’m simply pointing out that i’m not saying this as a “haha, I was right!” I knew I was right because I’ve experienced this shit first hand.
Jen V
Dang
Satty will never be cmll world champion
Yep, just some random Luchador named Satirico
El gran satirico
Me and Kit Wilson in a fued because I’m being TOXIC and appropriating their culture.
Low key that would be fire
SSomeone Left a bottle of juice and a shirt on the bus stop
I hope it's juice….
Apple juice?
SStrawberry Peach
Karma should cosplay as el gran Americano
Jen do you think satty is kawaii?
Or do you think he's a baka
I remember when apple banned me for saying Rosalina is better than peach. I miss her. Still can't believe it
Me and harbys tag team name would be DK Harbananza
The Harb Knight Rises
II Like this one too
I feel like Jen pees upside down in stalls
II Don't really but just wanted to see if she'd reply
WWhen The teacup shatters, I forgive you
I really like the idea of Spiffy judging people on what anime he thinks they like lol
Oh no. He hates me
Trump just said he would run as Prime Minister of Israel if he isn’t allowed to run for a 3rd term lol. Whatever man, can death just fucking take this clogged artery in human form
TThe Worst part is he'll probably die peacefully in his sleep despite everything
I don’t care how he dies as long as I never have to hear the words “many people are saying” ever again
I wish someone could penance stare him tbh
I genuinely don’t think it would work.
I forgot people with no sense of guilt or shame can be immune from it. Well then I want yhe tree from yu yu hakusho
That legit might be the only thing I know about YuYu Hakusho lol
I will teach you something else. He does a move called spirit gun. In Japan it's rei gun.
Is Shotgun also a move? Or double barrel shotgun?
ShShotgun yeah. Love that anime
I can't believe I remembered that lol. My friends in like 4th grade were obsessed with it but I have never seen so much as 1 second lol
I really enjoy it. Good fights and ideas
Tets also loves it I think
When I get a pc imma emulate the samurai champloo game on ps2
The neighbor is way too good for me man. She heard me bitching about how I don’t ever have a real ball marker (been using the President Garfield coin lol) so she asked today what my dream course to play was, I said “Besides like Augusta or where they hold majors, probably Valhalla Country Club in Kentucky”
So they have these ball markers with magnets you can put on your divot tool and they have a bunch of ones at the pro shop from famous different golf courses. She got me one that is for the course we go to (Half Moon Bay Golf Club) and the other one is from Valhalla Country Club.
It probably cost like 5 dollars but I’ve never felt like anybody paid attention to me like that before. Sorry for being corny
You would have to physically restrain me from beating these people’s asses to death if I was ever in a room with them.
you know, at least when the warriors were dominant, they didn’t flop and played real basketball. OKC is like if Grayson Allan’s face was a basketball team.
Finnish Knights where they are serious and go medievel on people in the ring but then after they win they have a party like a european discotheque. With abba.
The People’s Fjord.
Waterloo. One guy does a backbreaket while the other guy does a splash off the top
The Finnal Countdown?
II Like it
You could bring back the Snowdriver
TThat Was my finisher in wrestlemania 2000 for a few months
And you could have a chant of "Everybody loves bread" and Harby could wave around a baguette before hitting people with it 0.o
They could sell baguette dolls
Poor Al was just before his time
I heard he's huge now. Not sure if true
That's huge, if true. Many people are saying.
SSatty Is angry now
Sad!
Today at work is annoying. They keep making me do too much stuff. Mainly because those managers don't care about what I do and always say [name redacted] can do it
IIt Annoys me because I take the bus and have to finish at a certain time or I have to walk home and they don't offer me rides. I gotta beg and I hate that
II Hate doing the boxes so much. Ugh.
Stand your ground
When a manager tells you to do something y9u gotta because that’s how jobs are.
IIf You search al snow 2026 they have a lot of weather news. Saying snow hit a place but I'm imagining al snow grows and punches states
But what happens if Al Snow searches you? That's the real question
Then he gets put in the dk driver
Back to work. I can tell this night gonna get more annoying.
I’m sorry but Spiffy not knowing I was posting pictures of one of the nicest courses in the world and him thinking I play there every week instead of the place with plastic mats as tee boxes that costs $12 a round is hilarious.
I’m sorry but Spiffy not knowing I was posting pictures of one of the nicest courses in the world and him thinking I play there every week instead of the place with plastic mats as tee boxes that costs $12 a round is hilarious.
It’s more if you’re bad and lose balls but I’m not so that doesn’t apply to me 😎
Like how would you factually prove he tried to lose other than a game where he put the goalie up top or something lol. Plus, you know these analytics cunts make the lineups, he doesn’t.
And even besides that, he still has 11 players out there who are trying to win. There’s literally no way to prove this without an email that says “Please lose on purpose so we can hire you” from Qatar
Bruh Tuchel took Toney instead of Welbeck/Watkins
😭
Werk done
City fans on social media are just as bad as Arsenal fans but there’s just way less of them.
Chelsea trying to prove in court Maresca purposefully lost games to get fired. They better fucking take Rosenior to court then too
Chelsea is so fucking funny dude
They have dumb cunt American venture capitalists as owners, these people are legit the most useless, out of touch dumb fucks in human history. They genuinely think they’re building something special with a front 3 of Garnacho/Delap/Neto
How the fuck would you even prove this lol. Unless Maresca has a diary you found where he said “Dear eh-diary, I am playing Garnacho this week because I want to lose and be fired.”
I think that is true
you can't say you were trying to win a game by putting Garnacho on the pitch
Yeah because playing Gittens gives you a much better chance
They spent 60 million on Gittens, he’s not trying to lose, he’s playing with what he’s got
Official club statement is “We feel that we had an outside chance of the title”
Lmao. Buddy you are in fucking 8th place, 30 points off the lead. You had an outside shot at the title like I have an outside shot of marrying Natalee. What the fuck lol
yall don't know how surreal it feels to see Brighton having an active chance of playing Champions League football next season
I hope they don't, because we can actually win a lower European league, but goddammit dude
I genuinely think Chelsea’s owners go “but we bought all these amazing players like Delap and Fofana, how could we possibly be losing besides the manager doing it on purpose?”
You know they are
Again, gittens + Delap cost you nearly 100 million. You could have bought Kavaratschelia for half that. and you’re sitting here going “No, Maresca obviously was telling them to lose games.”
Mudryk was 100M
Surely that contract has now been terminated
still under contract
Doesn't that mean every player could just use drugs and get paid if it's not automatically void?
I am pretty sure Chelsea's contract was poorly written, without a behavioral clause, and given its 8 and a half year length, the termination fee must be astronomical
they simply cannot terminate his contract because it would ruin the way they spread costs over lengthy periods to avoid FFP issues
Bro is banned from football
his suspension goes until 2028. His EIGHT YEAR CONTRACT lasts until 2031
Bruh 💀
Chelsea is the gift that keeps on giving
Dude got suspended for 5 years and still has his contract to come back to lol
It’s ridiculous
😭
I don't understand why the traffic in this game doesn't even try to avoid you. Why would they keep driving completely straight no matter what?
This game makes me so mad. Why are random tiny shrubs unbreakable? You can plow throw entire forests but not this twig. Why are fences 90% breakable but some random piece of it isn't? I can't do this challenge.
You watch the most braindead capeshit and a classic movie from 1957 is too much for you?
God the language they use in that movie and the old fashioned acting. 😖
🧐
Bunch of old geezers voted it
Knix tonight
12 Angry Men is probably the best script ever written but I can see why people wouldn’t find a local court room case amusing, even if everything about the build up and the characters and how you can see their opinions forming and changing in real time is amazing to me.
Finland is hammering Latvia 7-1 in hockey world championship
Canada losing to Norway 💀
TBF, all of Canada’s best players besides Mack are still in the playoffs lol
Don’t write some long winded response, it was mostly a joke
I should downvote for the rudeness alone
Usually so are our’s but now we have Barkov in here. Bro hasn’t played for a year and every game he looks like the best player on ice. I think last time he played was 2014 when it was held in Russia and the final was rigged for them against us.
Usually we just have Liiga bois and some AHL
Barkov is a top 5 forward in the league and maybe even top 5 player period I’m not shocked he came back and was immediately good again.
It was a serious knee injury though
I don’t recall but it might have been both ACL and MCL rupture
Honestly, I think more people come back from ACL injuries fine than don’t now. Hell, KD had a full achilles tear and he’s still one of the better basketball players on the league
I’m biased but I think he’s #2 and #1 need no mention
Fucking gross if Vegas wins again
I can’t get over how much the Kraken and Vegas feel like some douchebag’s create a team from EA Sports NHL. Like everything about Vegas specifically feels fake
I'd rather them than the Canes. I can't believe how much of a Mickey Mouse clubhouse run they've gotten
It’s funny that Frank said “One of the most moral movies ever made” and even without context from scrolling down I knew he was talking about 12 Angry Men lol
"the greatest courtroom movie of all time" my ass
My Cousin Vinnie exists
and Legally Blonde
With all due respect, as a work of art, 12 Angry Men cinemogs those movies. And I like both of them lol
That gives me hope for Ekitike
20 years ago an achilles was a death sentence. Now it’s really not but we’ll see.
I’m gonna watch bois ep 4 while I eat. Tired and this show doesn’t require you to think anymore. It’s just Kimiko making sex jokes every 5th line
you should have done what I did
give up after season 3
I have never noped out of a show faster than after the S3 finale. I legit never watched another second of the show after that
Glad I never got into the Boys
First 2 seasons were entertaining. But like I said, you can’t pretend to make a show purely about parodying corporate America and then have 15 fucking spinoffs.
Jen doesn’t believe I could fix Firecracker
Firecracker just reminds me of 500 people in Texas I’ve been forced to hang out with against my will. Just incredibly dumb, ignorant people who think they deserve to have opinions. I’d rather date the Nazi, at least she killed herself.
Bro thinks he’s messiah now
Kinda complete nonsense for Tuchel to call up Lewis Hall instead of Shaw. Shaw somehow managed to play more games than anybody in the team this season including fucking Bruno somehow
Newcastle has been leaking goals like a sieve and Tuchel takes the guy who isn’t even starting for his club rn lol.
I take back what I said tbh, England aren’t winning shit with Tuchel. Arrogant fucking moron tbh
Not taking Maguire is just ridiculously stupid.
But he’ll take Guehi even though City wasted 45 million on him. Shit fucking defender.
Why you attacking Guehi when he’s taking fucking Dan Burn
Because Dan Burn is tall so he has some use.
he'll take Watkins over Dat Guy won't he
Watkins has been great since he was snubbed from the previous call up
Watkins is not better than Welbeck, Harby
Brother, he’d take fucking Mount over Welbeck lol
I haven't seen a more obvious country to win a cup this year than France
They are so ridiculously stacked
the best SQUAD is possibly Portugal, but they have a brainless donkey for a manager, so I doubt they'll even reach top 4
We have to be subjected to Mboope winning a world cup?
Semenyo and Kirkez are perfect examples of smaller teams just taking advantage of the fact that these bigger clubs will spend stupid money on anybody who has a good season in the PL.
Semenyo isn’t better than Rayan, who they bought for fucking a quarter of what they got for Semenyo. Truffert has been a top 3 left back in the league while Kirkez is exactly what he is: A player that had a flukey assist season that covers up the fact that his advanced stats are all horrible. This is why the PL quality is in the gutter btw.
Rayan is future Brazil star. He was a top scorer of the Brazilian league at 18
I know he’s a star in the making Leo, I can see it with my own eyes when I watch Bournemouth. My point is that if a team can replace somebody you just bought for 100 million and not miss a beat, they’re probably not worth that much.
you can blame Neymar for every legless mongoose being worth 30 mill at least.
An above average season in the PL doesn't make you world class.
You mean Isak?
Isak scored back to back 20 goal seasons in the Prem. That’s not a fucking fluke.
I took a look at the 2026 World Cup-winning squad I had with Brazil in an old FM23 save, and boy. What a hilarious squad.
Picking up Kroupi in FPL was the literal only decent move I made all season lol
they just bleed talent. Must be in the Parisian water.
Isak is a good player and one that (right now since any striker who doesn’t literally trip over their own boots constantly is worth 60 million) is probably worth 100+ million.
But it’s not a signing Liverpool should have made. Complete waste of money. Their best seasons with Klopp were ones where they only signed low key, hard working players. Isak is none of those things and also gets injured all the time
who do you think will be the world cup's dark horse
USA because I genuinely believe FIFA would rig it to suck Trump’s balls
but you have tHeLeBrOnJaMeSoFsOcCeR
No amount of rigging can make US win games of football though
I wanna watch a movie but it’s been so hectic here with the move and now unpacking everything next to school thesis and work and whatnot. The only movie I’ve managed to watch here was Drive when it came on tv and I kinda ended up just watching it standing while was supposed to unpack during one of the first full days here lol
She was secretly a femcel herself this whole time. This is the greatest plot twist in anime history.
Now the incel is reaching out to her instead of the other way around
Google is such a worthless dogshit company. There's no reason they should be allowed to exist.
Finally, my 5 day weekend is here
I want to pass out
Same but I will not
My putter was fucking INFERNO hot today boys.
Lmao canes
I would have shot so well today if my iron game wasn’t fucked. Whatever. I shot +3 so not too bad.
We were pkaying with an old Japanese dude and he said “I’ll play you in this hole, you’re pretty good so I said yes. As soon as I saw that Ping Answer 2 I knew I was gonna lose. Anybody still using that is an absolute stick lol. I lost but I got Par and he birdied so it was fun. Then he went ahead of us lol
Bungie didn't even bother making Destiny 3 because they bet everything on Marathon. Woke kills studios. It's not even a meme.
Like, I think my comment about OKC being if Grayson Allen’s face was a team was way more succinct and clever.
Satty it's probably time to increase your weights. Your body should be used to it enough now.
I only got 2 choices. 10 or 25 lol
Oh. Well give it another week then put the 10 on the 25.
I just got to Squid Game season 2. First season was nothing short of a Masterpiece. 10/10
The first episode with the VIPs is pure art. The most visually stunning series ive ever seen.
Yo. Did you try those chin-ups or neck bridges?
Shut up skank.
Be nice to skank. He’s just trying to help
That skank said I'm too fat to dance them posted a meme of the truffle shuffle on my myspace page
WWtf Let's kick his ass
Knicks get a 2-0 lead and canes got pantsed. Amazing night
GGo Knicks
Hi gang
Skank messaged you and then stain was bullying skank
How’s it going
Yesterday was awful. Work made me wanna hang myself. Today so far is better but things can change fast. Break almost over. How are you?
Good. I went golfing today
Nice. How’d you do? I heard you play in fancy courses
I did well. My cousin tried the 6/9 iron trick and I went to address and I was like “You really woke up and said ‘today is definitely the day’ huh?”
SShould Have used a 6/7 iron ahahahahahahaha kill me
Apparently the neighbor thinks it’s “cute” when I get mad. Especially on one hole when I l flew my 4 hybrid over the green and then said “so no cut?” And slammed my club.
Awww
Apparently the neighbor thinks it’s “cute” when I get mad. Especially on one hole when I l flew my 4 hybrid over the green and then said “so no cut?” And slammed my club.
Back to work
Stones making the world cup roster is literally psychopathic. The dude has not played since they won the fucking Treble. Tuchel is such a shitty manager.
One of the things I like about Trails remake is that it shows you exactly where everything is on the map
Calling it right now, England goes out in the round of 16 to Mexico at the world cup. Tuchel’s team selection is downright deranged. Why the absolute fuck are you taking Djed fucking Spence. Dude might get his team relegated this weekend and he’s there over TAA and Maguire? Why the utter fuck did he take Rashford and Toney?
Calling it right now, England goes out in the round of 16 to Mexico at the world cup. Tuchel’s team selection is downright deranged. Why the absolute fuck are you taking Djed fucking Spence. Dude might get his team relegated this weekend and he’s there over TAA and Maguire? Why the utter fuck did he take Rashford and Toney?
I take back everything I said about Ancelotti's callup. England is pure utter comedy
“AI, find me an expensive striker with a shit attitude to replace Joao Pedro”
“Victor Osimhen is a total jerk and also scored 21 league goals last season”
“Perfect I got 100 million to spend!” rails line
Also, bringing Henderson for “experience” is fucking a joke. He sucks ass now, he’s not gonna play so bring somebody who actually will.
Luckily for all these players Tuchel is a fucking prick and won’t be there past this WC.
Lol, he just said they want England to be the best set piece team so he doesn’t bring Maguire or Watkins???????
Or Trent for deliveries like bruh. They legit might not make it out the group stage.
they are because three out of four make it through, with one of the teams in their group being Panama. But they ain't even topping it.
If I was a NT manager I wouldn’t touch Djed Spence with a 30 foot pole. I wouldn’t want any of these spurs players in the building tbh, they might get relegated.
Taking Henderson instead of the most in form midfielder in Morgan Gibbs-White is also hilarious
Taking Henderson instead of the most in form midfielder in Morgan Gibbs-White is also hilarious
No Lewis Hall either? Like this team selection is nonsensical.
Toney over Welbeck. Make it make sense.
I now need to remake my entire world cup prediction. I thought England had an actual chance to make it to the final but this shit ain't even topping their group against Croatia
Yep. Literally insane selections by Tuchel. No Watkins or Welbeck but you take the guy who hasn’t even played well in the rec league. Taking Stones over Maguire is literally psychotic.
dude is seeking vendetta for those two world wars, that's the only explanation
Why are you taking Spence? He’s literally one of the worst fullbacks in the Prem lol
Henderson must have some dirt on the FA president.
“Experience” is more important than taking 2 of the top 5 midfielders in the PL lol.
you know who has experience? Dat Guy.
aren't Pickford and Reece James experienced enough as well?
Maguire is also experienced. So is Kane. So is Rashford, so is like 90% of the squad
And taking Dan Burn should be seen as an act of hostility against England from Germany tbh
hell, even Trafford
this man is either going to do the most genius world cup run in history or will be chased after by the royal guard and deported to Germany. No in between.
the moment you realize Scotland has a better English midfielder (McTominay) than England
Also, Trump saying “I’ve known him a long time” about his son is fucking killing me
I seriously don’t get how people even play games like Destiny tbh. Every single game like that I’ve played I got sick of in less than an hour. I’m sorry but boring as shit gameplay that’s justified by getting more big number so that you can keep playing the same repetitive combat is not a fucking gameplay loop. It’s data analytics.
Not what I wanted to post but you know what, whatever.
if there is one thing I wasn't expecting from an Xbox game was for it to make me start liking J-pop
why does even the poppiest shit in Japan have Dream Theater esque influences
Because Dream Theater itself was heavily inspired by Emerson Lake and Palmer which in turn inspired tons of the synth and chip tune music for video games. It’s a full circle
That’s nothing but bs rumours. The actual reporters keep saying nothing has changed and Slot will be here
Seeing a jacked out of his mind Hutt was funny
seeing a Hutt speaking Basic sounds odd
even though I know they do
Yeah it did but especially because his actor is very much not what I picture when I think Hutt
isn't the actor the long lost son of Gene Wilder
Even more funny when you realize it’s that baby hutt from the awful clone wars movie
YYeah That's what I thought lol. Funny that this is like the same plot too albeit done better
Bruh same plot 💀
I Mean it is lol, in both the plot revolves around rescuing him
and apparently an image of that specific poorly made CGI baby Hutt is shown… in a live action setting
Wtf no way. Surely they’d redo it in live action
I saw the Jahns spoiler talk. They show the CGI baby Hutt in a hologram
Finland lead 4-0 but every goal is by a defender at this point. Probably 60 shots soon too. This forward play is abysmal. Pennanen is such a shit coach
Whatever I’m leaving to go do gardening. Nobody appreciated my perfectly executed Gex joke
I thought it was funny.
Thank you
Read it in gexs voice
I’m still laughing about me seeing that old Japanese guy’s Ping Answer 2 and basically doing one of those anime splice cuts being like “Oh no, the Ping Answer 2! He’s an absolute stick!” Because it genuinely felt like that when he played me on a hole lol
Do you guys want more Friday content on the channel chat?
I think the funniest thing that happened yesterday was me saying “Don’t stand there, I’m about to spray sand all over that exact spot” when I hit a bunker shot. She thought she was far enough away. She proceeded to get sand blasted onto her shoes and I said “I told you exactly what was gonna happen, you only have yourself to blame.”
I hate sand. It’s rough and coarse and gets everywhere
I say that every time I’m in the bunker. Certfied classic like saying “huh huh, You said wood” like bevis and Butthead when I ask for a fairway wood. It never gets old.
I like both. But it’s easier to make rojo because you don’t have to peel husk tomatoes.
I'm on team red
I haven’t played any games in like 5 days because I’ve been too tired.
I played an hour of Horizon today
II Haven't been able to do a Lotta things recently because health issues and depression due to health issues. Hurt my back. Hurt my knee. Hurt my neck. Got very dehydrated. Had withdrawals because was off a medication. Been a nightmare the past 3 weeks
Yikes you ok now?
How’d you hurt yourself in so many places
I'm just stressed now because pissed off my boss leaving early because the dehydration. Almost passed out and couldn't stand up.
Basically harby I'm clumsy af and need to clean my room
And drink more at work
I finally bought hydration powder shit. Also only drinking water or lemonade at work. No more soda. Also am drinking less sodas ans drinking more water every day
That’s very good. Soda isn’t something you should drink for thirst every day
I was drinking too much soda and not enough water but changed that. I only drink a certain amount of cans a day now
Harby knows
He never will
clean your room
Also been sleeping too much and just waking up. Showering and going to work. My sister said it was my body healing.
so haven't had time to. But yeah need to. Can't deal with getting hurt again
Clean today
I work today. Supposed to be getting dressed already
Clean some after work and more tomorrow
II Usually fall asleep. Get out at midnight and the mental exhaustion from paranoia about getting fired possibly makes me need sleep. I will clean tomorrow after my nieces graduation
Stop worrying about getting fired or you will panic yourself into actually getting fired by being unable to work all the time due to stress and anxiety
II'm Stressdd because the boss is pissed at me. I was told by a manager that he was still mad about Saturday
He’ll get over it. Just don’t leave early again.
1 time is not going to get you fired. It’s ok
Go get dressed
I’m sorry but Trump saying “I’ve known him a very long time” about his son is objectively hilarious.
I had a good laugh about that
“I’ve got many things such as Iran”
Bro started a war to avoid going to his son’s wedding lmao
It's sitcom shit.
I don’t think you should drink a can of soda every day even if it’s just that one can.
But this is a do as I say not as I do situation since I drink way too many energy drinks per week. Not one per day but not far from that
Well my goal is to cut back on soda. I was drinking a 24 pack in 2 days. Now I'm down to 4 a day. Then 3. Then 2.
That’s a solid plan. And yeah that 24 pack in 2 days is 😬
I don't drink and I don't do drugs. I'm boring and lame. My vice is soda. I was addicted and drinking it to cope
That is very unhealthy even if sugarless. Glad you’re cutting it way down
anything is a drug and toxic if consumed in excess
Like the lady who died of sodium poisoning drinking too much water to win a wii for her kid. The kid didn't get the wii btw
A 24 pack would legit last me more than 2 years. Not judging you but damn.
You can judge. I had a problem
I’m pretty much the only person here who actually completely cuts out soda
If I have 1 soda a month it’s incredibly rare. Maybe Shank does too but IDK what he drinks lol
Well I didn’t have soda today, just alcohol
II Don't plan on. If I ever feel like shit I'm just gonna work through it
AAlso Gonna save me money. Imagine buying 6 24 packs in less than a week
Bruh.
It got bad harby. I was also drinking like 15 large cups of soda at work too
Yeah no wonder you got dehydrated eventually
I honestly had a problem. I only drink one soda at work now to eat. Now just drink water and some lemonade
I don’t think energy drinks even give me any energy anymore. I’m just doing it for the love of the game now
the only thing that gives me energy nowadays, besides hatred, is thermogenic tablets
It’s bad too the K market close to work has this forever lasting buy 2 celsius for 4 euros sale. So I always buy 2. They’re supposed to last 2 days but not always they do… but at least I drink a ton of water there too I suppose
Last for 2 days, they should, but not always, they do.
Shank probably drinks vegemite infused water
He can punch thirst away
Low key they were terrible patents I get why he got fairy godparents
PParents Too
just give the god damn cup to France already.
unless Portugal does a miracle.
imagine them doing it for Jota.
They will force a Saudi Ronaldo to start. It’s not happening
was Dinkleberg Jewish
was Timmy's dad an antisemite
like did you see that fk CR7 scored in the league to win the first cup in the leagye that was designed for him to win it every year. That league is such a joke as is that keeper
Is it better or worse than La Liga having a preseason fucking cup in Saudi Arabia lol
He shot a ball from around where Kroos scored that amazing incredible fk against Sweden in the World Cup. Ronaldo shot it straight, it was low, it went through the wall, it was going to the back post where the keeper was and he still did not even get a hand on it
Forza Horizon 6 making me start liking Japanese music that isn't Babymetal or the Dragon Ball theme song.
how the hell an Xbox game making me good musically weeb
but for real, having Gimme Chocolate play when you're racing like an imbecile on a jacked up Ferrari is gold
Oh god I’m gonna ugly cry so hard tomorrow
Same. My nieces graduation
HHell Yeah
Salah and Robbo’s final game for Liverpool
Omg. Are you gonna be okay?
No
🙁
The teacher who got fired for making a meme post about Charlie Kirk’s death won a 600,000 dollar settlement in court lol. Just more tax dollars being wasted by a bunch of dumb fucking cunts.
If any conservative tries to talk about fiscal responsibility again I will legit beat them with my 2 iron so bad they won’t have an open casket funeral.
Ok Abby
SSpikers
FOOOOOORE
SSatty When he kills conservatives with his golf club
I also heavily appreciate there is an entire subsection of the campaign dedicated solely to the Lancer x Impreza rivalry
Harby will never know. No matter how long he lives
Sattys street name is corn husk
Satirical Troll AKA Jesus Rodriguez “Corn Husk” De La Rosa was apprehended at 3AM Friday morning for crimes such as spray painting the elderly
II Like to believe 9n and alt earth this is your variant
Satirical Troll AKA Jesus Rodriguez “Corn Husk” De La Rosa was apprehended at 3AM Friday morning for crimes such as spray painting the elderly
DDiDon't they say big government is bad? Now it's their priority?
If you asked a conservative in congress what they stood for their heads would explode trying to find a way to avoid answering that question. The entire institution is just a corrupt grift.
They're not even good at it. It's too fucking stupid
HHARBY IS MY NAME AND IMMA PUPPETEER TOO THERE'S NOTHING ME AND MY PUPPET FRIENDS CANT DO
WWow That bus is basically a billboard for the Raiders
Is it a short bus?
PoPow!
Vegemite infused water sounds kinda nasty.
Water infused vegemite is everything a growing boy needs though.
Satgy needs it
In his veins.
Like bane with venom
Exactly.
Satty will try to break me
I saw you got the hydralite kinda stuff. Have you tried it yet?
IIt's Been helping. Drink it before work every day
Nice. On especially hot days you could probably consider mixing up a bottle of it to take with you too.
It isn't too nasty for you then? The one over here just tastes slightly salty so it's weird but you get used to it pretty quickly and it's fine.
IIt's Salty but don't mind. I just drink it for the hydration. I'm pretty used to it
Good job.
TThanks Bro. How was your cousin?
Any time. He was good. His mrs was feeling sick so she stayed in bed which meant that I got a good chance to just talk to my cousin for once so that was cool.
NNice
I'm still a bit off my weight goal but I'm wondering when I should do some shredding, I've only been bulking since I started working out again. I don't think it would take me long to do a shredding cycle cause I'm always very lean anyway but I dunno if I'd be better hitting my target weight first since either way I'd have to do more bulking to get back up to it anyway.
It's a dilemma.
II Say go with your goal of bulking
WWork Time. Pray for me
Good luck bro.
I will never get over how people thought Marner sucked
I started Sly 2. I think this is gonna be another time where I play a couple different games again. Thinking of picking up Dark Cloud and maybe replaying AC3
You won’t like Dark Cloud
I was gonna ask if you think I would lol
Sly 2 is S tier
Can you melee enemies and not have to shoot?
Hating his stupid kids is the only thing Trump does that I relate to
I am downloading AC3 so that's definitely happening. Haven't played it in probably a decade I think
TIL this comes with Liberation too wtf. Never played Liberation so I shall be playing that
HDR needed to be turned off, it looks like shit with it on
Just straight up SGA propaganda by Reggie
Reggie Miller is worse than Doris Burke. I’ll say it even if it’s an inferno hot take IDC. Dude is annoying as fuck
I’m making a new thread
Rays up 5.5 games on us with a quarter of our payroll and we have no functioning bullpen and two bum hitters with $325 million. We need to give trashcan a 29th year to figure it out
Because the Rays have hands down the best manager in the league. And the reason they penny pinch is because they can develop prospects better than anybody.
Like I’m sorry, I could have told you to trade Spencer Jones before everyone figured out he can’t hit a breaking ball and he strikes out way too much.
I think everyone knows he's not a majors caliber player. Dominguez is taking the outfield once Grisham is gone
Lmao entire Spurs arena chanting “FLOPPER” for SGA 😭
I genuinely don’t understand how the Yankees always do this. We’re fucking awful and we have a bunch of AAAA guys running around doing nothing and our super stars are guys who swing at every low slider you throw. How are they so unproductive with legitimate big league talent like Bellinger and Judge
Also, why does every fanbase act like they should have a GG calibre catcher who is also amazing at the plate. there are maybe 16-20 catchers ever who were great defensively and offensively.
Your Ivan Rodriguez/Buster Posey/Johnny Bench type elite both ways catcher is a generational anomaly.
Wemby making somebody my height look like they could be used as an armrest 😭
I’m taller than the vast majority of people and I would go up to Wemby’s chest. How does this dude exist.
And I don’t even hate OKC that much tbh. I would be absolutely seething if LA played like this and got rewarded. But even the Lakers whistle pales in comparison.
Back to work. I hope harby doesn't explode into a thousand little harbys
Just finished packing my car.
Gonna grab some food and then head home.
Going home to Lodi?
What
“You’re Jewish, you’re family hid you eggs just to make ya feel better or somethin?” Might be on the Mount Rushmore of Ice T SVU lines lol
How was Toy Story 4 already like 7 years ago. It feels like a fever dream tbh
The Avalanche are cooked. Makar is likely done with injury and now they're down 0-2 to the Knights and need to go to Vegas for the next two games. Honestly a bad look for Bruce Cassidy considering what this team has been able to do in the playoffs after he's fired.
Like bro this team fired their coach with like 8 games to go in the regular season and they're now up 2-0 in the western conference finals lmao. Everyone hates Vegas for good reason but they're absolutely relentless at making their team better, even if it means having to pick up a shit bucket like Carter Hart
Finally put back on the weight I lost with gastro. Just another 9lb to go now then I'll run a shredding cycle and see where I'm at from there.
Hell yeah
Stay away from Korean girls man. That’s all I gotta say. I’m fuvked up at 6 in the morning and I blame myself but also her.
Sounds like you had a good night
Bro is just trying to get out of going to his coke head son’s wedding. Nothing to see here. What were the odds of this happening on Kalshi, somebody check
Hi
Home from werk
Memorial day pool party today
Hull are back in the Premier League
Swole karma gonna show off dat six pack
FFar from swole lol, but I might sign up for a gym this weekend so I can start making this my summer instead of my company's summer
Yeah I haven’t been to the gym for 3 weeks now either
Leg day harby
I started Sly 2 harby. Not very far tho
I can replay the entire prologue in my head
Going to my nieces graduation
Have fun
My sister's husband's family is coming so not as fun. They're other versions of him. But worse because they think birthdays insult god
AAre They jehovah witnesses or something
NNo Idea. I just know they're assholes who use religion to hate people.
Oh it’s going to suck then
IIt's Already going bad. My sister and him are arguing
It’s 22 celsius here today and I’ve spent the entire day inside at werk
What is that in freedom temp
I slept probably 10 hours amd I'm still a bit tired lol
II Slept like 4
MMe yesterday but that's because I drank too much the night before watching bullet train
I just never was told the time the graduation was and assumed like 2 or 3
I slept like 6h
I didn't realize how poor the mission writing was in AC3. Imagine trying a trojan horse strat but you kill everyone on the road while trying to get in with your horse. Either your disguise is just that shit or they didn't think about this. Haythem is wearing a red coat ffs he had nothing to worry about
AAlso Shit remaster. Washington had dark hair in the original at this point but he has his grey hair here
The remasters were lazy af for the first 3
IIt was fine for the ezio trilogy, but they got lazy here. Especially the faces, they're so bad
EEveryone Has glaucoma
There's a chance my sister's husband left his phone on the roof of the car. He for sure left pizza on the roof ….
TThis Hunting mechanic is hilarious, they think we'll actually use snares outside of the tutorial
I'm dying. Too much people and people are in my AT field. I don't like being this physically close to people
I will become a gundam
-Setsuna F. Seiei
JJen Was right
HHarby Is sleeping in his jammies
Somehow Connor knew Haytham was his dad and then Achilles has no reaction to hearing this fact. This game's scene writing is pretty poorly laid out
Hey I’m dying in the sun and in a crowd of people therefore in great anguish
DK game final boss
It was fucking awful man.
Proud of my niece though.
I’m glad you’re happy for her. And glad you made it
We’re stuck in traffic atm. The stadium parking lot is bad and my sister and her husband are fighting
A core memory of growing up is my mom and my step dad arguing about the financial crisis while I’m in the back with my cleats on asking if we can get Stars (a local burger place)
And yes in case you’re wondering, they did in fact have art of Jill Valentine saying “You want stars?” Lol. It’s part of why I always liked it
Lol
At the Jill valentine thing not the parents arguing part
It’s fine they’re still together and the economy still sucks.
The more things change the more they stay the same
Same as it eva was
Tony V works Gage like a fucking dog lol. He’s on 35 appearances and it’s not even June yet lol.
Arraez being 0th percentile in hard hit % but 100th percentile in barrels is fucking insanity lmao. He truly is an enigma of a player
Bro wakes up and says “bat speed? Why are we tracking how fast animals are.”
Harby hit me
Bader has been absolute dogwater for us but somehow he has 3 grand slams this year wtf
Tony khan more like bony man ahahahahhahahahahhaha I hate myseld
Hello again
Surely one day one of these shooters won't be highly regarded.
What
Couple of people got shot at the whitehouse
Fake
I think the secret service shot a random bystander.
The “secret service” all act like completely untrained morons but that might just be the only people who actually want to risk their lives for that fucking cunt
It's because the secret service was ruined by DEI
I did love the last one, "our highly trained officers were ambushed by a deranged shooter who outsmarted everyone with the tactical masterstroke of running"
I'm not sure this is an irregular level of competency though. It's always been easy to kill government officials (look at the assassination of Shinzo Abe or Olof Palme etc.) and that's part of the reason why most countries heavily restrict access to firearms. Americans could kill anyone they wanted to if they actually tried. No one is safe.
It does seem very weird though that these people are supposed to be the best in their field and they can't even handle a guy who can run.
I feel like collecting VHS tapes or DVDs is kind of stupid or pointless unless it's stuff you really really like and re-watch occasionally
YYeah Nowadays it doesn't make as much sense
Books (and console games to a lesser extent) are in an entirely different category
Bro os just trying to get out of going to his coke head son’s wedding. Nothing to see here. What were the odds of this happening on Kalshi, somebody check
Pretty sure that secret service guy that got shot last time was friendly fire too.
@disqus_1ooyRJ6CxI:disqus They actually did do that. I distinctly remember them running ads on TV when I was a kid in the 90’s to “Get a copy of [insert movie] before it’s locked in the Disney vault” Before every official Disney VHS, you’d have to fast forward an ad for what movies were going to be pulled from shelves in the near future from the time of release. Disney has always been and will always be Sunday morning cartoon villain levels of evil.
Hi
Hey
https://youtu.be/9zZltY0Blug?si=jtdkvWaqi1KtlV7A
I'm going to an anime convention on saturday 🤓
GGoing As Leon Kennedy?
GGoing As Leon Kennedy?
I liked the Punisher special.
I need to see that. How was it?
It was good, but I feel like I have to warn you, it was very very dark, even for Punisher standards I believe.
Oh damn. That makes me wanna see it more
https://youtu.be/ZjQfogZEe5g?si=D5lXaUf4Y4ObJgxG
NNo
Disappointed I am
KKarma Should wear an ahego shirt to the convention
Gang
YYo
I've only seen Gundam 00 (absolute kino) and Gundam The 08th MS Team (really mediocre) and I tried watching the original Mobile Suit Gundam and Gundam (the child miner slave show?) and they weren't for me. I was going to watch Unicorn but no one can give me a definitive answer on whether it was good or not.
@thedarkknight9113:disqus It's okay I think he still just wants to go as Sora so he can carry around his keyblade
HHe would pull it off because his baby face. Ed used to say he looked like jail bait
DK
My hearing is still a bit messed up from using my earbuds too long a couple days ago.
My roommate said "babe" to her boyfriend, and I didn't make put who/what she was saying or talking to. Didn't even know anyone else was home when I got back a moment ago. I responded "yeah?" as like a question cuz I barely clocked anything other than words spoken near me.
Her boyfriend apparently noticed and while she went to take a shower he was asking me why I did that.
I think I may have planted the idea in his head that she might be cheating with me lol
Oof
Just explain everything to him.
Dolphins signing Achane is like when you see those houses that are like a barely standing shack in the swamp but they have a Ferrari in the front.
Harby seems like he’d eat the $10 dinner bucket every Wednesday at KFC
This game has terrible voice acting and dialogue though.
Outside of cutscenes
Nah bro, this being an official graphic is fucking KILLING ME LMAO https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e9ee9a6ea5b554422e116f08c82022a246c16de0cb041f439e2bc974431b139a.jpg
A sign for Jen to watch hump day
They did the Wayne’s World “Schwing” as a cele and they told them they couldn’t do it. IT WAS LESS THAN 2 PUMPS THOUGH
Less than 2 pumps should be okay wtf
The neighbor asked me if I had a “pocket napkin” when she was trying to say handkerchief and I kinda chuckled at it and she said “I sound very smart in Korean” lol
Pocket napkin sounds unsanitary
Pocket Napkin sounds like something Dale Gribble would try to make a thing
Randy:Ithoughtthiswasamerica.gif
I mean, I thought you were from fucking Wisconsin so obviously not
Louisiana is easy to tell. They have an insanely distinct accent.
If they talk like Jesse the body Ventura maybe I assume Minnesota
Who are you to tell me how many of my means I’m to use?
I can see that ngl
Gundam is one of the franchises I think is super cool but I never watch it or anything
I think a problem it has for some people is they expect more action than talking about the horrors of war. But if you say watch G Gundam they say it's too stupid
I started Gundam Wing at one point and I dont remember what I thought. Mechas are just cool. I have a Gundam start up animation on my Steam Deck.
That's awesome. Mechas have always been cool too me
II Like his movie of it but he clearly misinterpreted a shit ton of it. He probably thought it looked cool and didn't get the messages in some scenes
I’m sorry but Zack “Superman is Jesus” Snyder doesn’t possess the self awareness nor the depth to handle the material in Watchmen. Watchmen is a deconstruction of the comic book hero in a satirical way and Snyder is way too self important to pull that off. He probably thinks that Rorschach is badass.
He absolutely loves rorschach and thinks he's the hero. Satty I know what watchmen is. I've read it and watched video essays about it
O.O
I’m aware lol
I wasn’t trying to Satsplain, I was just stating as part of the argument.
Satsplain is a thing now
I coined two terms this week. I’m trying to make “parasocialites” a thing for people who care way too much about streamer drama.
BBeing At work when your bad knee and back hurts sucks but God is it great not to be nauseous
My sister's husband loves the movies
I like it
Back to work.
“So you’re telling me this freak has a foot fetish? Why is that, aren’t feet dirty?” Is the new GOAT Ice T SVU line lmao
Is my brain actually fried? I watch YT on 2x by default but I thought a video was 1x because it's starting to feel just as slow l but I'm worried moving to 3x will make it worse
Yeah Youre Gen Z. Youre Fortnite brainrot gen. You guys cant write cursive and you cant read.
Bruh be real, have you ever used cursive lol
No lol not at all. I just feel special we were the last genetaration to learn it. Cursive is 100% useless and was a waste of our time.
Even in second grade i didn’t believe that shit cuz i was like my mom doesn’t write like that
I use it on my kids' presents from Santa.
DK what's your favourite Gundam series? Just Wing?
00 is my favorite then G Gundam
Im sorry Spiffy, that wasnt directed at you. I just dont like Zoomers. Their slang annoys the fuck out of me. I just wanna punch a baby every time they speak.
Bruh if Eva de Dominici is Wonder Woman Imma coom hard
we’re definitely getting a Canes vs Avs cup final. Canes have no competition in the east and the Avs are too good
Go Avs. I want Burnsie to get a cup.
Didn’t see the Wild getting bounced in 5 like that but they weren’t beating this Avs team. Trading for Quinn was probably the right move but they didn’t have center depth. It’s honestly crazy how that team finished top 5 this year
That was the craziest 5 game series ever. There was like 100 goals scored lol
DK
Have you started working out now?
Yes I was about to tell you I started yesterday next time I saw you.
Noice. Good job man.
It felt nice but I’m sore because I’m not used to doing things lol
You can double the creatine you take if you want, which will help with that. You will be a bit sore early on yeah but I kinda like it though tbh, it reminds me that I've worked out and actually done something. This is part of the reason i only do 2 weights workouts a week as well, so there's proper recovery time between them.
I take progress pictures of myself as well which are cool to look back on later.
Eyyyy less gooo man
I still can’t myself since even though I’m not sick my system is still filled with this nasty thick green yellowish slime
I lost near 5kg last time I was sick ><
This love is getting painful bros T_T
Sati’s fave thread
True
I knew it
Werk on a public holiday usually is a big yay for me due to double pay but I’m so exhausted from the move
Sati did you see Flo Perez’s Trump level press conference
“Killian Mbappe is the best player of all time. Many are saying this”
Also la liga is crazy. 5 points between 8th to 19th
Harby, pick a type for a monotype challenge in Pokemon for next time I replay a game
I will choose Leo’s fave, bugtype. But they suck mostly so good luck
Suddenly I’m top 1% most liked commenters on the LFC sub. People have finally seen the light with my Slot opinions
Gonna go buy lunch for werk
https://x.com/AniTVOfficial/status/2054772652816937411?s=20
I don't care what anyone says Crowbcat was a hero
No he wasn’t. Making a video about why Evolve is bad is like me doing a 15 part documentary on if the sun will rise tomorrow.
Plus, the reason why everyone turned on them is because they started misrepresenting games like RE4 remake on purpose for content.
He was always misrepresenting games because it was funny and inconsequential but people only got upset when it was their game
The only video of his I really liked was his Todd Howard video because it was funny.
Slot is staying. It’s fucking grim out here fam
Xabi, welcome to BlueCo (all center back mishaps and Garnacho losing the ball [Despacito remix])
Thankfully he’s not a yes man so even if he does well there’s no way he stays with those dumbass yanks running the club for long. Few transfer windows and it’s over
TBH, I don’t rate Xabi as a top level manager at all. The more you look at it, the more you realize his success at Leverkusen was more insane happenstance than him being a top class manager. Sorry.
Worst league in the last 15 years for the Buli. Bayern only getting 72 points and barely making UCL will probably never happen again in our lifetime. Difference between 4th and 5th was 25 points with the 5th place team ending the season with 42 points. It was a massive fluke.
Xabi is good but he isn’t ready for a top club. At Real, he tactically set up like he was still a Bundesliga side who thought they’d be fighting for top 4 at best, not challenging for the title. He really strikes me as an Iraola/Glasner tier manager. Somebody who can achieve a lot relative to expectations when the entire set up revolves around consistency of buying the right players. There’s a lot more red tape, politics and egos at a big club like Chelsea.
Xabi, welcome to BlueCo (all center back mishaps and Garnacho losing the ball [Despacito remix])
Omg Netflix cooked
https://youtu.be/KlyNjng1SjU?is=iJYlEenyFSY9f-D7
TBH, I find the people who believe in the weird purity of OG RE4 insanely weird. I’m not gonna pretend like I would ever want to play the original as anything other than a novelty.
I kind of get it because they play pretty differently, but it's not like RE2 og vs RE2 remake where they're very different experiences. 4 remake is really just 4 but better
Exactly.
Only way I want to revisit old RE4 is the VR version on Quest
Why does everybody act like Michael Jackson was born in 1937 and was a star in the 50’s and 60’s? Bruh, he was still alive when iPhones existed, I feel old
He's been gone for 17 years
The LOTR movie Colbert is making sounds like Frieren. If they do it right it could actually be good. I have more faith in that than whatever the Gollum movie is going to be. It's baffling to me that they saw the gollum game and were like "yeah we can do a movie, too."
Gollum isn’t a character you can expand on. His entire backstory is in ROTK. He was a Hobbit who got corrupted by the ring and he serves the themes as a direct foil to Frodo. I do not care about where he was 40 years before the Hobbit, it literally doesn’t matter.
I agree lol, there's literally nothing to add to him even as an anecdote
The oilers are officially retarded
McDavid, you loved playing with Mack on team Canada, right? Boy do I have a proposition for you buddy
Depends if the sharks can be contenders in a couple years. Team is still super young. He wants to win now. But he’s definitely bouncing from Edmonton soon
We’re 2 elite defensemen away from having a serious contending team if we hit on that second OA pick.
You’re getting Ivar Stenberg
I hope. I know logic is draft best defenseman but you gotta go BPA there.
No joke I would legit cry if we got McJesus lol. Pipedream though
Like yeah dude it’s a great idea to fire the coach that dragged you from bottom of the conference after the first month of the season to a goal shy of reverse sweeping the panthers in the cup finals. And also getting to another cup final the year after. And almost breaking the all time record for longest winning streak in the NHL. Need to save the skin of the GM who traded Skinner for Tristan fucking Jarry and signed a career bottom 6er to an 8 year deal. Also he was involved in the Blackhawks scandal. Oilers are bones tbh
Skinner despite his flaws was also capable of getting hot in the playoffs. Jarry is just straight butt cheeks and you can’t even move his contract.
All the people constantly shitting on Skinner were either blind or never watched him play. The actual liability who led them to two finals losses was Darnell Nurse.
It was insane. If they also kept Dylan Holloway (one of the most important forwards from the first finals run) instead of losing him for nothing (but cap space for liabilities like Jeff Skinner) the Oilers could've formed a dynasty.
Boned*
New Xbox controller https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2ce73e3e82db1443bcdf04e1c7a8a5bf62591c24804444143ba80e54f19626d3.jpg
Imagine taking the regular xbox controller which collectively people love and making the bizarre choice of making it less comfortable (from what it looks like anyway). Typical Microsoft move
If Microsoft didn’t have the only operating system 99% of people knew about they’d have been forced to sell Xbox 20 years ago. They haven’t made a good decision in like 15 years
This looks like one of those fake “This is what the Switch will be” leaks where the Switch was just a phone with analog sticks on it lol.
Remember the oval design? Comedy tbh
It’s literally basically what this is just without it looking like an obvious photoshop lol
Also, anybody crying for City to win the league should watch their match yesterday. At home, 2 games left in the season, in the heat of a close title race and your stadium is half fucking full. Pathetic, egregiously fake club whose only success is from financial doping. Anybody who wants this shit to win over Arsenal is just annoyed that Arsenal has actual fans to argue with. And the football City play is no less dreadful, just that instead of Arsenal never getting fouls called on corners, it’s Rodri avoiding 15 reds a season.
I’ve never seen a player who needs more of a change of scenery than Volpe. You don’t go from being a GG caliber SS to missing every routine play. The Yankees being dumb asses and their annoying af fans cooked his mental. They should have thrown the entire bag and a brinks truck from Fort Knox at Lindor. He’s been worth 43 WAR on the Mets. Forcing a rookie glove first SS to be the next Jeter for your playoff window is beyond stupid.
I’m actually fucking laughing so hard at the Border Security Chief resigning because he was banging foreign hookers lol. Hey look, I’m not perfect but at least I want the hot Asian thots to have human rights, that’s all I’m saying lol.
Sorry, foreign sex workers.
Genuinely how did we lose this country to these people? The entirety of the Republican party are a bunch of fucking rapists and pedos. It’s insane.
Heartbreaking: The worst person you know made a good point https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8cff862948cc85d1ba1dabdffd86ceb013edbba7a27ebee69cc74361e7179f95.jpg
And they’ve proven to not even be smart or sinister. They’re literally just a bunch of dumb fuck up nepo chuds who can’t stop drinking at work.
And they’ve proven to not even be smart or sinister. They’re literally just a bunch of dumb fuck up nepo chuds who can’t stop drinking at work.
I’m almost at 800 for the Chill game music playlist
Ahhhhhhhh
We have tomato growth guys let’s gooooooo
I knew it.
I did an online IQ test and it said I did better than 990/1000 people. My kid on hers did better than 995/1000.
I'm fucked, she's officially smarter than me already ><
Is that really jmpressive? If I put 1000 average people nowadays in a room I bet I look like fucking Copernicus.
I means she's 3 so I think it's pretty impressive. And it's not average people it's all people, so there will be dumber than average and smarter than average in there too.
I know, that was part of the joke
Also, show us.
https://www.psychometricshub.org/
Also should I buy the Horizon premium edition? It's expensive but I will inevitably get the game and both the expansions when they release and it works out to roughly $60 for the base game and $30 for each expansion so probably about the same cost anyway.
I just finished the last Diablo 4 expansion last night too so convenient timing.
Zero Dawn? Why would you spend that much on such an old game?
Or do you mean Forza?
Forza. The new one in Japan is out today for people that bought the premium edition or an even more expensive one.
Oh that’s cool. I never really got into Forza tbh. I’m a Gran Tourismo girl through and through even if it’s technically nowhere near as good
I mainly like the open world part tbh, I do like open worlds in general but I think in racing it works especially well.
Thanks for the input guys. Bought.
I've spent an hour trying to fix a stupid door on my stupid animation project that only shows up for like 6 seconds at the beginning.
You know what a man who was an animator from Taiwan told me? “The worst part about animation, Satirical, is having to spend hours on something that nobody is ever going to notice unless it is fucked up”
That is indeed true.
I have the weekend to finish it, but I have so much other stuff on top of this project that I'm definitely simplifying the scope of it.
And this is why Americans outsource all the tedious parts to Korea and Taiwan
You know what a man who was an animator from Taiwan told me? “The worst part about animation, Satirical, is having to spend hours on something that nobody is ever going to notice unless it is fucked up”
This is what my robot character looks like, just without his arms cuz those need to be animated separately and I haven't bothered yet.
Basically a securitron from New Vegas, with the body of a lightbulb. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5c480e0636dddb4e96d14e5e1323382095102876f8ac23096758cae6cf98d5ef.png
Luchabot
This isn’t a bit BTW. My best friend growing up had an uncle who worked on animation and he basically said that exact thing to me once lol
No, i believe it.
Animation is very tedious work.
It’s for real cool you’re trying it though. I would probably be done after a few hours. I can’t draw for shit.
I've never been particularly good at it honestly. I used to draw a ton as a kid, but at some point became really discouraged from practicing and basically didn't practice for like 15 years.
Always loved art though, and wanted to improve.
I still really wish I was better than I am, but I can tell I'm improving. Very slowly anyway.
He kinda looks like a robot penguin and I like that
The mask kind of reminds me of the Strogg from quake
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My back hurts
I do not look forward to my 30s
Bro its not the 13th century lol. You should not feel weak in your 30s. Saties back pain is because he was in a car crash and hes dramatic. Nothing to do with his age.
I have scoliosis.
I was cursed from birth with back pain.
Anyone played Subnautica 2 yet
YYou Should be the first, and write up a review
I have been playing it. It’s in early access so I can’t really give it a proper review. I just want to complain about how slow your movement speed is, it’s the only negative I really have so far.
Never played, but looks fun.
I remember the underwater sections from the ghosts of the deep dungeon in Destiny sucked ass for that same reason though.
True but that was just a dungeon gimmick, underwater is like this entire game’s identity and the previous games it didn’t feel like you were swimming with concrete tied to your appendages.
Hi gang
Do some stretches, have a shake.
You guys gonna watch Nolans The Odyssey? Might be the first time in awhile I go watch
a movie in theaters.
I want to see it. Might go to the theater, probably not though
Absolutely
Also, this specific back pain was because I hurt it lifting my grandpa into bed.
Stretches and protein/creatine will still help, muscle pain is muscle pain dude.
Lmao. Inside the park little league home run for JHL
Wait not even an error, straight inside the park home run lol
My roommates: It's our last weekend here, we gotta stay up all night and party!!!!
Me, in my mind: Fuck you.
I have shit to do, and the walls are thin.
I can only really work at night when it's quiet.
https://x.com/GoodGuy73405236/status/2055063387521069414?s=20
What
https://x.com/GoodGuy73405236/status/2054336350997053555?s=20
One of Nolans best scenes. Absolute art https://youtu.be/X-KDt-G1pJ0?si=RZSU3I3VKgVNSEl5
Tony V works Gage like a dog lol. How is he on 31 appearances in Mid-May?
One of my favorite new things is people making fun of bad AI in photos. For some reason the shit AI gets wrong is ridiculously hilarious to me
https://x.com/justgoodnotgr8/status/2055081269441020256?s=20
I love Matsuyama as a player because he dresses and swings like an old Japanese dude who you think would suck on the course but is secretly an absolute stick and swindles you out of like $40
After playing it for a few hours I can confirm that the new Forza Horizon game is certainly a Forza Horizon game.
Play the good Horizon series instead
Forza is good.
And I actually looked to see if the other ones were on Switch yet when you were raving about them but they aren't.
Yeah unfortunately it’s PS exclusive, but it is on pc as well these days
So far nothing new and exciting? That was the most disappointing aspect during the reveal but I'm still excited to play it since I didn't like 5's map and this seems like 5 with a better map.
Not really no, really felt to me like the same thing. I mean Forza is good so it’s fine for me but nothing noticably new early on
Of course I'm going to watch The Odyssey in IMAX.
The Xbox version of Forza is gimped because the only major new graphical feature is PC exclusive ray tracing. This is so stupid. Forza Horizon 5 ran on Xbox One and they didn't push the graphics any further. GT7 (cross gen) already did the same thing over GT Sport.
Racing games used to be graphical showcases for new hardware but now developers just care about compatibility.
Racing games used to be showcases for graphics because you can make something look and run good when all the game is rendering is a tiny track and the backgrounds.
Having an open world racing game is cool but it’s obviously not gonna look as good
I think the countryside looks amazing but Tokyo seems underwhelming. Reviewers say it's empty and pretty small. Someone suggested a traffic slider post launch but it could also just be an engine limitation. This obviously isn't Cyberpunk or GTA.
IGN gave it a 10
IGN gives 10’s out like candy now. Didn’t Ragnarok also get a 10? I’m sorry but GOW Raganrok is not a 10/10 in the fucking slightest.
Nah that’s nasty from Barkov. So crazy to see him in World Championship. He’s levels above everyone even though he hasn’t played for nearly a year and just got back from a bad knee injury
Bro won’t get an assist but that is all him
Yeah, they did give GOW:R a 10. I’m sorry but a game that bloated with filler and generic mechanics is never a 10/10
First one is though
Check steam
God we might have won the olympics even with this shit coach if we just had Barkov. He makes such a difference
just heard from our reviewer that she hated Mixtape and it will score low af
I can't wait
also all the trip details are sorted. I can't wait to be burned alive under the Spanish sun in a month
I don’t die ever in RE4 in this playthrough. Not to bosses, not the hardest rooms like the water room etc. I die to the dumbest fucking things like walking too fast on a raggedy ass bridge TWICEin a row like a fucking idiot. Or running under falling rocks
Me falling through the floor in the one skyscraper in RE9 5 times in a row at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K0yvRJi6QE
Lmaooo
Lmao
It's always at the end too after I've killed everything lmao
Fr like why do we do this
Because
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It would not let me gift you Hitler 2069 unfortunately
I lied, one time it was because I didn't expect the zombies to come at me with bombs
To be clear, it wasn't the bombs that killed me. It was that it knocked me off the bridge onto the glass, and the glass broke
Those darn BSAA zombies
It led to some hilarious situations at least
Pp
U like pp
We scored on the first 2 so yeah
I can’t redeem it for some reason on my phone
Redeem it for great justice
😳
When I first played RE5, my cousin made fun of me because I died to the zombie driving the truck like 3 times lol.
Erm there are no zombies in RE5 actually 🤓
I will later on laptop
These are the IGN 10s of this generation (plus FH6)
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Giving Crusader King 3 a 10 is completely insane
Legitimately none of these games are close to a 10/10 except for Disco
I will be the judge of that when I finally play Baldur 3 and Elden Ring and Ragnarök
None of them are remotely a 10/10. Especially Elden Ring and Raganrok
ER is only a 10/10 imo if it's the first Souls game you've ever played. Otherwise feels weird
Deathloop never stops being funny
This is such a poor list of 10s
Flight Simulator?
Ngl giving a score to something like flight simulator just feels weird
What if it’s a perfect simulator game, like the best of it’s genre. That justifies a 10
But Flight Simulator 2024 which is the same game but better in every way got a 9 because the servers were temporarily broken on launch day
Xenoblade chronicles 3 should be a 10
lol IGN
Ed said it was good tho
And here I am going “Am I givjng out too many 10’s?” Debating if fucking Symphony of the Night is worthy lol
is it to you? if it is, then it is.
You’re a 10 to me
I appreciate the praise
Did anyone here play Pentiment? I downloaded it 3 years ago because of all the good reviews and because Ed said it was good but I forgot to play it. Nobody talked about it that much.
I’m trying to remember the most controversial 10s IGN has ever given. MGSV was one right?
It might be, but that one is kind of understandable. Mechanically it absolutely is a 10/10
Overwatch, BOTW, Celeste but most controversial would have to be either Uncharted 3 or TLOU 2. People never let it go.
Overwatch lol
Goty too lmao
Even though I'm not as big a fan of BOTW that one does make sense
I would give it a 10 I love BOTW
I'd give it an 8, but I hate that it basically means we're not going to get anything like the old style of Zelda anymore
I hope they at least do my GOAT Ocarina of Time justice if the remake rumor is true.
That's pretty much guaranteed. I do hope they give us fresh puzzles tho, the orginals were pretty standard for the most part
OOT is a game that’s basically impossible to screw up so long as you don’t purposefully fuck shit up
After Starfox Im really worried it's going to be basically 1:1
It should be 1:1. OOT is a 10/10 game if it controlled and looked like a modern Zelda.
They literally made Echoes of Wisdom though
1) It's 2D, I like 2D zelda but it's not the same
2) They still leaned too far into open solutions. I like progression, not being able to solve most things upfront
Suck it karma
Uncharted 3 is crazy. The shit series really made me see The Lou 2 in a new light. But I still gotta play Abby when I hate watch the 3rd season
Ignore the end and how is it not a 10
You could argue TLOU 2 was partially political but everyone swore they got bought off for Uncharted 3 and that Miller should never review a game ever again.
Uncharted 3 is a legitimate 6/10 game. The entire plot got retconned in 4 immediately but it’s definitely a 10/10 game. That is by far the worst 10 they’ve given besides the Witness
How do they retcon anything? They continue from the 3s ending
They 1000% retconned the young Drake stuff in 3. He was never a street urchin in Morocco or whatever if he was at an orphanage with an older brother lol
They 1000% retconned the young Drake stuff in 3. He was never a street urchin in Morocco or whatever if he was at an orphanage with an older brother lol
That happens later. He meets Sully there bro like fuck that is retconned
Empty goal. Come on bois stat pad here
I mean I know it’s all subjective but I really feel like if you give Elden Ring and Ragnarok and Baldur’s Gate III a 10, you have to basically give every game that is at all interesting, well written or well presented a 10.
I just assume a lot of it is a formative thing now for the average person. Actual reviewers that play a ton of games have no excuse though
I’m talking about game reviewers. Somebody out there thinks ET for Atari 2600 is a 10/10 i’m sure
Bro how do you hit the post with an empty net. That was another Sasha assist ☹️
I accidentally cut off Mixtape, Hades 2 and DK Bonanza. I know this isn't how reviews work but DK Bonanza just isn't a classic like Mario Odyssey was. I don't even like Mario or Nintendo and Odyssey deserved it's 10.
3-1 lesss goo we didn’t shit the bed in our opening game. Barkov is love Barkov is life
Games I’ve given a 10/10 that I’ve played in the last 3 years of having backloggd
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Arkham City, Dad of War, and Cyberpunk agreed. I like Reach, especially the campaign, but it’s not a 10. I need to get back to Witcher 3 😭
Best Halo
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Don’t hate me because I’m right
Halo 5 is best halo. Followed by infinite
Based
Halo 5’s multiplayer was good that’s about it
Locke is best character of all time.
Halo 3 is the best Halo but Reach is second.
I got 2 second. Reach is third for me.
2 and Reach are a tossup. On another day I might say 2 is better
I’m not gonna argue because all of these games are a 9 to me.
Bro gotta play Phantom Liberty
If you wanna buy me a PC, go ahead I’ll play it. I won’t even charge you tariffs.
I need to buy meself a pc
Buying me one should be your priority
I give 10s more liberally
If they do keep the same puzzles tho, I'd like another Master Quest style set of puzzles to keep things fresh. I've come around to liking OOT more over the years, but it really does feel simplistic compared to later 3D zeldas
Hey sometimes simple is enough for a simpleton like me
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Halo 3 will always be my favorite. I know it’s “flawed” to a lot of people but my entire high school experience was smoking weed with my friends and playing it on a shitty early plasma screen tv
I just found that campaign the most fun tbh
We just made stupid forge maps like one where we tried to recreate the Old Snake vs Liquid Ocelot fight from MGS 4 lol.
You can trade draft picks in baseball now? When the fuck did that happen?
Game’s gone
Spartan Locke is Stray’s hero
He inspired stray to be the man he is today
Me not knowing a major rule change in baseball is like Twitch gooners not knowing if Pokimane dropped an Only Fans.
I still play MCC online all the time and the only game I don't like is CE but that's because there are these weirdos who've been playing it non-stop for 25 fucking years and just spawn kill farm lobbies
Imagine playing Halo CE for 25 years
I can't, it's not very good lol. Especially compared to the rest
Satty don't you have a 1070? I played Cyberpunk on a 1060 when it came out
I was mostly joking that I don’t wanna play Cyberpunk again lol.
I want to say Reach has the best campaign but that feels wrong because there's no master chief except in that one scene
I wish I could play 5 MP but it's impossible to find a match. You could play 3 on 360 until the servers shut down but no one is playing 5.
Me and my college roommates jokingly tried to see if anybody was still playing Halo 3 on 360 online and we checked and there was still like 400 people online. This was in like 2016 lol
To be fair Harby, there’s 22 fucking rounds in the MLB draft lol
Dechambeau and Hatton being +6 and +4 is like 12/25 for r/golf lol
Dunky
Sauna was fucking amazing after that move
Now I can relax even further and watch Slotball ruin my whole weekend
I hate the government so much I don't even want to fill out the census
Salah back from that muscle injury ans Wirtz back from stomach ache which is football is code for explosive diarrhea, makes our whole bench suddenly look so much better
Remember when people used to lube themselves up and jork it non-stop about VVD never getting dribbled past?
Bro is 34 now, turning 35 in the summer and plays Slotball
We can’t seriously sell Jones
Harby with the Ada Avatar. I AM TRYING TO GOON LESS OK
sorry not sorry
Just wait until I play seperate ways. I’m gonna get so many good photomode shots
Harby is delusional if he thinks Macallister is bad because of Slot.
Sati literally everyone bar for 2 players most games 1 player is bad every single week. This is a fucking coaching issue
Slot is literally being carried by this 17 year old kid now. It’s fucking pathetic and the board says he should get another season
I can’t. I can’t fucking take this football another year
Harby, I’m saying this with no bias or insincerity, this is how you play when you have a lack of true quality in the squad. When we started playing Cunha and Mbeumo over Antony/Garnacho, our attack stopped looking slow and ponderous. No manager in the world is telling his players to he slow and lax on the ball and make no runs. This is what happens when you have a team full of players who don’t match the needed quality/athleticism of the current Prem. Gakpo can’t beat a man off the dribble and neither can Salah any more. It’s why Rio looks like the best player, he’s actually able to beat somebody
gakpo ffs how fucking hard is it not to be offside every single fucking time
37 minutes not a single fucking chance created.
Um, ackshully, Szboslai had a shot on target
That doesn’t count. That’s what we have to resort to every week because Slotball can’t create anything
I love how the standard for corners now is The keeper literally has to part a sea of people to punch the ball or he’s “not strong enough”
Yep we play the worst football in this entire league. You can’t convice me otherwise
The entire league plays dreadful football now of we’re being real
And we are the worst of the lot
Again the camera is shooting at the set piece coach in a corner instead of the actual football. This league is so dead
Just let Rodgers in the box wide open lol. What the fuck
Slotball
Marmadashvilli’s positioning was awful.
Yeah but it’s hughlighted more when you’re used to seeing the freak that is Alisson in goal
Also his first game back from injury
Rogers goal as I knew would happen. We off to a flyer in fpl
Emery has a “Ve can finally play ahha with the sun adown” ass outfit on
Villa’s form is god awful and here comes Slotball to send them back on track
Bro is closing in on 20 losses but I have to hear the club mouthpieces spew on utter bs every week about why this season is an exception for bunch of bs reasons
Virgil lesss gooo
That is not a fucking foul var get a grip
Thank you
Rio is such an amazing talent
Oof. Of all the people to have that happen to this year lol
It is what it is
Konate defended that like a moron too though.
And Gakpo offside
Salah coming on
Macca get the fuck up we are losing
Gg
Oh my god he took Gakpo off
I mean the witness I could see being a 10/10. Probably the best puzzle game ever shit ending aside.
Brother, it’s not even the best game of that type from last gen.
Outside of Blue Prince which came out last year idk what other puzzle games come close
Ngl whenever I see gameplay of Lego Batman I kinda just wanna replay the Arkham games
The Arkham games are just undefeated tbh. Even Knight for all its flaws
I liked Knight overall.
The batmobile section were boring tho.
Sack this fucking idiot
Rio is the real deal
700 million spent on forwards and only their 45 year old defenseman can score goals
Brilliant tactic isn’t it
Because they bought 625 million of mediocre players.
Score 7 again. I don’r care
Another record. And it’s +1 now too
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Just look at how easy it is to play around this midfield. Zero athleticism or physicality
It’s easy to play around them because of the fucking system and tactics
This is what everyone on our sub said when Casemiro was hurt and playing like shit. Our midfield looked fucking nonexistent. Our midfield hasn’t really been a problem since Casemiro and Mainoo played together.
Literally no one has no clue what it is they are supposed to do out there
Liverpool’s fullbacks went from inarguably the two best in the whole league to mid af
I will keep spamming I told you so so many fucking times once there’s not an inept coach in place
I’m not saying things won’t be better with a better manager but it won’t suddenly make a lot of these signings look good. Trust me brother, I’ve seen this shit a million times. The reason we look different now is because we aren’t spending 120 million on players that don’t fit how we need to play
To prove my point, you think that Carrick is a better manager than ETH? Or even Amorim for that matter? No. The reason why we’re much better now is that we aren’t accommodating absolute passengers like Garnacho, Hojlund and Antony and Amrabat. We replaced them with Mbeumo and Cunha and Sesko. That trio of forwards has changed this team because we aren’t massively underperforming our Xg every single game any more.
So many times under Ten Hag we looked dreadful because of “tactics” until you realized we had to play Mount as an 8 because we literally had no fucking usable midfielders. If we were forced to use Ugarte because we spent 45 million in him, we’d be in 7th.
Harby was being unbelievably arrogant thinking they could lose Trent and Diaz and not replace them and be fine. Gakpo is the exact type of anti-clinical, limited player we used to buy 500 of when we were in our full banter era. Remember when Dan James started every game? What about when we were starting mikhtariyan every week? Remember when our forward line was Rashford/Weghorst/Sancho. That was an effective attack right? But Harby thinks Slot is the reason that Frimpong can’t cross when Leverkussen fans would tell you he’s always had zero end product and that was in a league that gives you 900 yards of space.
DPC: I think about Jeff saying “Monkey Dah Luffie” entirely too much
WWhere'd he even get the Dah from?
He probably saw the D and misspoke because I genuinely think he doesn’t exist outside of like 2 events a year lol.
I can't wait until I never have to see my roommates again.
Thye've returned, and now I'm annoyed again.
Gang
I want to go on Shark Tank just so I can shoot Kevin O Leary tbh
You know what’s a weird experience that younger people will never have? Having two separate phone numbers for the same person in one phone because nobody has a home phone any more
I guess today is nobody reply to satty day
Sorry was asleep and gotta wash dishes
It’s fine. I’m only semi-joking
Very sad. So sad isn’t it folggs. They say “Satty, thanks so much for paying for the site even though nobody uses it” many such cases where, let’s be honest folggs, Apple was a bad owner. She banned KT, my good friend… very un-American.
And now nobody wants to reply to Satty, they think he’s a bad man, they say “He fetishizes Asian girls” Loog, we know exactly what’s gonna happen to em’ right?
I’ll be back in an hour or two
Satty is a baaaaad man
Its almost summer time so Its time to replay the greatest FF game of all time. https://youtu.be/NhlbVwEv9-o?si=_8AyNU8DYa8koZgB
Wolves not only emptied their bench with 8 minutes left in the game but Ant went over to the Spurs bench and dapped everyone up 😭
The people that expect sports stars to hate each other on the court are stupid. These dudes are all rich assholes in the same rich asshole club.
Julius Randle get ready to learn Mandarin
If you don’t think sports are rigged just look at what happened to Hearts in the Scottish league. Absolutely 1000% sure the league rigged it for Celtic.
Member when Bruno lightly touching Gordon’s shin was a pen? Fucking rigged garbage.
I’m sorry but that isn’t incompetence and nobody will convince me it is. Blatant rigging.
Wonder why so many of these Scottish refs are going to the world cup? Curious. Totally not gonna be rigged.
I mean the fucking ref they put on the game is a ref that has been caught being biased toward Celtic before lol. Whatever. This sport is fucking shit now.
I genuinely would be stalking the ref if I had bet on Hearts winning the league. I’m shocked he hasn’t been assaulted yet and he’d deserve it tbh. They all deserve it.
If you wanna pay me 150K a year you can yell whatever the fuck you want at me on Twitter tbh
The FA Cup final is also rigged in case you weren’t wondering.
HOW IS THAT NOT A PEN LMAOOOOOOOO
Literally this sport is as bad as WWE. Shit is as bad as the NBA now.
Fucking sue me but this shit is unwatchable. Anybody who wants these fucking no fan having cheats to win the league should be smacked in the face by the top ranked Power Slap champ
So let me get this straight, it’s now ok to not play the ball and shoulder check somebody off the ball in the chest in the box? Right. This shit is so fucking fake Vince McMahon would blush
This sport died the moment they let these governments own teams. There’s such a conflict of interest.
And City’s half of the stadium is fucking desolate. What a fake, plastic fucking club.
Genuinely what is the difference between that no called Penalty and what Maguire did that resulted in us losing points? Oh, fucking not a thing besides the kit color? Got it. Rigged. Fucking. Bullshit.
Genuinely what is the difference between that no called Penalty and what Maguire did that resulted in us losing points? Oh, fucking not a thing besides the kit color? Got it. Rigged. Fucking. Bullshit.
And I have to mute the commentary because Burley gets pid by the Qatari government to fucking gargle City’s dick and balls like a desperate heroin addict.
Seriously, I despise ESPN with all my heart. I hope McManaman has a heart attack when we win the league again. Fucking cunt
Nobody will ever convince me the league didn’t rig games against us to try to make the top 5 race more interesting.
That doku challenge was softer than the pen lol
That doku challenge was softer than the pen lol
Semenyo has no clutch. He hasn’t done shit since the title race was on
#notrigged
#refdidntgetqutarimoney
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Anybody who thinks City don’t play equally detestable football to Arsenal and wnat them to win the title can get fucking banned from this site tbh. This shit football is like when they suffocated Deadpool for a weekend to unleash his latent powers, but unlike him, it’s unleashing my narcolepsy.
This might be the worst cup final in history
This shit is so fucking rigged it’s unreal lmao
Delap is so fucking bad. Every single time he just fouls people.
Another rigged ass trophy for Qatari slave driver FC.
So gross if they win a treble again
They say Shakespeare is dead then what is this fire my King just wrote down?
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“I want to get back to Heavy Metal attacking football”
You and what forwards bud?
So let me get this straight, it’s not a pen because the attacker leaned into the contact but Gordon sticking his leg out and getting slightly touched is enough to get a pen? Ok then. Definitely a real and not rigged at all sport
I'm starting to believe in Satty's stand
Brother, you think I’m just saying this shit to be edgy or to be annoying? The PL has been rigged for years now. You think this level of obvious inconsistency is just pure incompetence? Fuck off. It’s absolutely targeted for ratings. They blatantly rigged games against us to make us drop points and make the top 5 race more interesting. Anybody who thinks otherwise is being biased.
Brother, you think I’m just saying this shit to be edgy or to be annoying? The PL has been rigged for years now. You think this level of obvious inconsistency is just pure incompetence? Fuck off. It’s absolutely targeted for ratings. They blatantly rigged games against us to make us drop points and make the top 5 race more interesting. Anybody who thinks otherwise is being biased.
Like just look at that first Chelsea penalty shout? Maguire did that and it was an instant red card but apparently if it’s against City, nobody fucking cares.
Yeah it’s bs. Clear foul
Don’t be an idiot
You’re the one that needs to wake up dude. They blatantly were rigging games/calls against us to make top 5 interesting.
Go touch some grass
Harby, go look at the United highlights over the last 5 or so weeks. So much blatant corruption. Licha getting his hand caught in DCL manbun for a millisecond and it’s a straight red but Bruno gets elbowed late after the ball in the face, an obvious red and no VAR check. It’s not incompetence, it’s targeted.
Yes the corruption gave you a hand ball winner against us
If the ball actually touched his hand it should have been VAR’d for a straight red and a Pen anyway because the initial ball in was very clearly Sesko being held by Konate
Not only did it touch it, the touch is the only reason it even goes in the goal.
But I don’t care about the result. We deserved nothing like we never deserve in any game this season
Nobody ever actually disputes my claims btw. They just say I’m crazy or the refs are just bad. The refs are bad in La Liga and everyone says it’s rigged for Real/Barca so I don’t get why English refs that ref in fucking Qatar get the benefit of the doubt of them just being bad.
Also, it literally takes somebody getting stabbed for City to be shown a yellow card, I’m absolutely certain of that. Kusanov made about double digit yellow card challenges and didn’t get carded.
That’s also true lol.
Ok, then maybe he likes it
Of what?
I give Xabi until Christmas at Chelsea tbh
MMy Roommates were up until after 3am drinking and being loud as fuck
Liverpool is gonna fall into the same exact cycle as United post Fergie. When the players start making “This isn’t the standard of the club” posts, they’re checked out.
This same shit happened to us under about 4 managers. All the blame gets heaped on the manager until the same players fail under 3 more managers and you just realize “oops, we bought a bunch of mediocre shitters”
Salah was making those posts in 2022/3 when they failed to qualify for the UCL though
If Prime Salah does it, it’s one thing. MacAllister has absolutely no room to talk about the manager, I haven’t seen the guy put in more than a 4/10 performance all year and it has zero to do with tactics.
You can argue with me all you want. I’ve seen this shit for 15 years spiffy and Harby, I’m saying this from experience not bias or being a contrarian. You buy a bunch of mediocre/not good enough players and then you scrabble to find a manager that can make them work instead of fixing the actual recruiting problem.
Once again, just replacing our shit forwards with actual PL quality wingers that are outperforming their advanced metrics has changed our team. You genuinely think Carrick is a better manager than ETH? One was fired 3 months into a season at Middlesborough and one was a fluke Lucas Mora goal away from making a CL final with an average team age of 25. Erik Ten Hag had our previous geniuses in charge though so we spent 75 million on Antony when we could have just bought any PL quality forward and he’d probably have been fine. We were underperforming our Xg by a whole goal almost under ETH because our forwards were literal shit.
How do you explain their underperformance earlier this season with the same players though? Amorim's win rate was like half of Carrick's.
I meant scramble but hit B twice.
These PL teams are killing themselves and the league’s quality by overspending on so many bad players. Woltemade isn’t better than Beto but one is worth 15 million and one is worth the entire GDP of Newcastle.
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TBH, the fact Alonso is taking the Chelsea job makes me think less of him. That club is a worse shit show than I think people realize. If they don’t get better SD’s soon they’ll be where Tottenham is in the next 3 years if not sooner.
And I hate the argument that “Madrid and the players screwed him” Ancelotti did just fine with letting the same players just play how they wanted to. It’s arrogant and stupid to come in and try to play your way when you can dogwalk 99% of La Liga by just having Mbappe and Vini
It just means no other big teams were available and the man wants to work.
how the fuck we were not in for him with this clueless badl fraud is fucking beyond me
I take back what I said about Pragmata. There are some excellent sections but so much of the game is mediocre and it reminds me why I dislike Capcom. Its a very 7/10 game almost like the original Horizon Zero Dawn (but without the production value) and a tier below something like Stellar Blade.
I have no idea how Shift Up made such a refined high quality AAA game on their first attempt. There was no jank.
I hop everyone switched channels or turned off the stream for Israel’s Eurovision song
Why are thy in Eurovision lol
4 cuntries boycotted this year because they were in
I didn’t watch this year ti boycot it totally
I didn’t want it so you’re welcome
Spiffy, we didn’t have the players for Amorim’s system. He needed much better attacking Wing Backs (Dalot and Shaw are good but they both suck offensively) and we needed a more dynamic midfield.
It’s why I was upset about firing him, because I want to stick with one manager and have a set system and plan. Our press, build up and structure was better under Amorim and advanced stats prove this. I don’t want yanited DNA and Vibes. None of the best managers in the world are “just do whatever” vibez managers. Every single top tier coach has a system and gets players that fit it. Our fans won’t allow the team to be bad short term if it means we can do better and actually build something. I’m holding my tongue a lot because I truly think Carrick is gonna end up being a disastrous appointment.
Like yeah, Carrick is getting more out of the current team, but 4-2-3-1 is not the only fucking formation in this sport. Our press was fucking miles better, our Xg was miles better, our structure was better, but our players aren’t a fit for the system. So now we’re back to Ole era vibez. Like genuinely anybody who doesn’t think we’re succeeding purely because of Bruno is insane. Most of these games under Carrick have been ugly as fuck and we’ve been bailed out by Bruno. He’s genuinely probably won us 15+ points this year alone.
Wait, did she actually get a tattoo of Franklin? I thought she was just calling me slow
At Acen
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Don’t wanna job to bret harb?
The girl with the cow bikini in the corner completes it
Franklin!
DK
Yo
I started Mega Man Battle Network 1
Nice. I need the collection
Sati fucking Australia is a guest this year
I hope stray wins
But why
Guest countries are a thing now
Maybe Hitler was right to attack Poland
They gave their full points to Israel
Fuck Israel
Genuinely
They bombed an ambulance and killed a Polish medical worker but I heard their politics can be complicated.
Pro-zionist Satty be like: I love jerking off to IDF thots
Wasn't Wonder Woman IDF?
Yes
Mega Man battle network is cool but very different. Also, mid 2000’s Capcom was just built different. They pumped 6 of these fuckers out on a handheld that lasted 4 years lol
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Maybe Finland should be nuked like in South Park
Go Australia
At least Israel didn’t win. Like last year they got the second highest public votes and rocketed to first until Bulgaria finally overwhelmingly destroyed them.
How the fuck are people voting these terrorists
Being old sucks. I got my kid a pedal bike yesterday and was just pushing her on it to teach her how to balance and ride and my back and shoulders are really aching now today. Should habe stretched first ><
Our channel showed how our nation had voted and the biggest points went to Israel…
Another time I laughed hard as fuck was the Karma and Tets the Hedgehog OC. That shit had me fucking crying
And that one time Brony thought Jimmy was actually Russian
Me and my cousin are gonna continue Alan Woke tonight
1 or 2
There is only one Woke
MMy Roomie got these
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I don’t trust anybody who collects knives
I kind of do but not on purpose. People keep giving them to me for some reason but I haven't bought a knife since I was like 15 and needed one for hunting. It's quite weird tbh.
I also have hella knives but it’s because my grandpa was a sporting goods salesman so there are just boxes of hunting knives laying around lol
It's mainly weird because I only have like 2 bowie knives but I've been given a bunch of pocket knives that I will never use for anything and that realistically have no use other than to conceal and stab people. Like wtf am I going to do with those, and why do people think I look like I need knives like that?
My grandpa has a Spanish fighting knife that is absolutely illegal in California lol
Like this, what practical use does this actually have? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/45c8b4ecc31de0ab4bd744768b167b40cc275586cda46eb083390151ef542dcf.jpg
Switching to your secondary knife is faster than reloading.
Precisely
BTW in case you were wondering shank, yes I did work out this morning.
Awesome. I had wondered yes. Getting into a routine is the hard part but once you're in it it's much easier to maintain it.
After a while you can use it as a emotional regulation thing as well.
I don't have much anger these days but when I was younger I was spending so much energy on bottling up my anger and not losing my shit but then I found that I could use my anger when I was working out.
Instead of fighting it and bottling it up when I got to the end of a set I stopped fighting it and started deliberately feeling angry and using that anger to push out an extra few reps and it made a huge difference to how I was feeling overall. Meant I had a better workout and I also used up some of my unnecessary rage in a healthy and productive way.
I did Tuesday- Saturday because it lines up when my grandpa has dialysis so I have no excuses because I’m free for 4 hours.
I find Mixtape extremely depressing so far. The lifestyle depicted in the game used to be attainable for an ordinary family and that will never be the case ever again for as long as the world exists. It was all just a brief blip in time.
Honestly digging a little bit its clear the game was an industry plant. Creater was apparently the daughter of a billionaire. Very strange it got a bunch of 10s despite the story not being all that
You and your spouse would probably have to be in the top 5% of income earners nationwide to own a house like this in northern California and even then everything else would still be worse. The furniture, the clothing, the consumer electronics.
Some things have definitely actually changed dramatically but things like the location part probably haven't really it's just how you look at them.
Like where I grew up is now considered an expensive nice suburb, but when I was there it was rough as shit and full of angry poor people.
Where I bought my house is in a suburb that only like 15 years ago was one of the worst around for white trash and crime but it's being gentrified and is now full of immigrants (the first real step to gentrification) so is nowhere near as bad as people still think it is.
The "flannelette curtain" as we call is here is slowly being pushed further and further out into the outer suburbs.
It's called that because on the other side of the curtain everyone wears flannelette shirts and beat their girlfriends.
So I guess my point is that northern cali might be unattainable for most now but the modern equivalent is probably not, it's just still a shithole currently like northern cali probably was back in the 70's or 80's when those people bought there.
I don't know about Tasmanian real estate but in Sydney, Melbourne etc. are the homes being bought by the top 50% of income earners comparable to the homes they were buying 40 years ago? What about average plot sizes?
I think the market also often sees the value in those terrible areas so their land is priced accordingly and there's no cheap land left in a state like California. It seems to me each subsequent generation is going to have to make due with less space and it'll become normalized like it is in Asia.
I think houses are proportionally a bit more expensive now but they are also considerably bigger while the land size is either the same or decreased. Because of the increase in overall cost I guess, but it used to be a 2-3 bedroom house would be most common but in Melbourne the new developments are often minimum 3 bedroom houses going up to 5. And more bathrooms too, 1 was always standard now it's 2-3
Interesting. In Toronto a 2 bedroom condo today has a similar price to income ratio as a detached two story 3 bedroom house back then and yes home sizes have increased as plot sizes have shrunk (become of the relative cost of the land) but detached construction has nosedived while condo/apartment development has skyrocketed. In the US I know sunbelt cities are somewhat insulated due to their ability to sprawl but the trend regarding land values seems to hold regardless (notably Austin Texas) and coastal areas are no better than here.
You're fortunate your cities are still allowed to (and have room to) sprawl so this remains possible as it used to be in Canada before environmental planning policies effectively banned outward expansion
Living on an island with a population of 500k certainly helps I guess.
Living in Australia in general probably helps really, it's roughly similar in size to the mainland USA but has like 10% of the population.
I think in North America we also just really don't want to cut down forests anymore
This yankees mets game is on crack lmao
Also this habs sabres game is on crack
What is goaltending?
Volpe sucks. I'm sorry but its over for him here. Thank goodness he's getting sent back down as soon as Caballero is back from IL
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I’m taking the next step in my gardening journey
You're growing opium?
No.
Sorry I could've sworn it was mentioned before
I… Is Arraez an elite defender now? What the fuck
Brother…
Did tetsuo delete his comment?
This might be the most disappointing game I've ever played
What game
Spiff, I’m growing a weed plant lol
First time all of our starting forwards have scored 10+ league goals since 2010.
Made good progress on my project, but my roommates have returned and they continue to irritate me.
The Canes are going to have 12 days worth of rest in between series. They're cackling all the way to the finals
I think I agree with Frank about Camilla Mendes being hot. I see the vision now
You would have been on this train for years now had you just watched the peak that was Riverdale
I think I agree with Frank about Camilla Mendes being hot. I see the vision now
Anyway, time for Alan Woke
My roommates and their friends are drinking and playing games really loud outside my room.
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So I finished Alan wake 2 but I gotta replay it again for the true ending? I’ll probably do it but I’ll be honest I fucking hate it when games pull this true ending shit especially when it’s behind multiple playthroughs. Just let me play it once get the ending and move on
Just look it up on the tubes.
Harby I got Zero Dawn on pc, better be worth it.
Omg 😱
I’m so tired gang
Whats up guys.
Very little it seems
Maybe not.
Hi
My animation has been incredibly tedious, but I made a lot of progress today on it.
Gj
Lol we got a Luke Shaw goal before Isak hit 5 goals with Liverpool
Rigged. Mbeumo has been bribed to miss every goal today
Sati probably
That’s assuming I give a fuck about this game which I don’t.
Also, notice how there’s zero controversy the second we secure 3rd? Curious.
Here comes the crying brigade to say we get every call. I hope your tears are extra salty you cunts.
They can’t even use VAR on that BTW but I guess it’s fine since it’s against us lol
Muted the fucking commentary. This fuvking scouse cunt is one of the worst fuckkng ckmmentators I’ve ever heard. Everyone who played for Liverpool and is a pundit is fucking dreadful at their job. Like yo an impossible degree.
But the second anything goes against us wrongly it’s suddenly a brilliant decision. We need to bring back beating people’s asses, maybe they’d start doing their jobs well again
And his accent is stupid as fuck. He sounds like a fucking rooster got caught in his dickhole
Who even cares. Fucking makes up for the 250 shit calls we’ve gotten against us while they artificially made the top 5 race harder (didn’t work because Liverpool are fucking shit and Chelsea are worse)
Martinez has been fantastic today
Our fans are such miserable losers begging for him to be sold for a loss.
And Mbeumo scored because Harby had to run his mouth. Bruno’s record too.
I was just making fun of how dumb your reasons for games being rigged are
I don’t really say that a team scoring a goal is rigged in and of itself.
Salah should have equalled that too last season ☹️ but the whole team decided not to even try besides him once the league was secured early
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TBF though how many teams refresh their entire front 3 in one window lol
Sels is such a good Keeper.
Qatar rigged the goal post so that Bruno won’t break KDB’s record.
Many are saying this
@disqus_mlstsrka4x:disqus I bought Trails of Cold Steel.
NNice 😎
I don’t know when I’ll play it but I got it for $12.
@disqus_mlstsrka4x:disqus I bought Trails of Cold Steel.
Bro how the fuck did every result go our way. We do not deserve CL football at all. Can Bournemouth at least beat City so we can win the qualification ourselves at Anfield.
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How many of those wins were at the start of the season when you guys were scraping by on miracle wins
Sati read the year
Either way, it’s probably random variance. You guys are obviously better in attack with him because he’s still your best creator, but he doesn’t beat anybody any more and he tracks back even less than he used to. Reality is that two things can be true. He’s lost a step and isn’t as good any more, and he’s being used poorly. You’re better with him simply because your other RW option is Frimpong who couldn’t cross in the Bundesliga, let alone here.
Well Frimpong was RB and RWB. Slot plays him as a RW because he’s an idiot.
But those underserved wins and Szoboslzai are the only reason we’re getting UCL even now
Even this horrid isolated Salah who marks the linesman is still the only way we can create goals
Immediately saw it when he came on against Villa.
Slot plays him as a RW because he’s too poor physically to be a defender in the PL.
So is everyone else according to you
Bought Mouse PI for hire. So far it’s a simple doom clone but I’m enjoying it
The art style is super cool
It is, its honestly the reason I bought it. Music is dope too
We’re unpacking the rest of the stuff and my legendary uber nerd duel masters folder came out
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Damn bro and I still have the arena https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/76f31a3c7b6d70110bc480e07bb74b7cec8d18392fce8c98277fccbf503a7c69.jpg
My cousin thinks trying to trick me into using my 6 iron when I asked him to hand me 9 iron is the funniest shit ever. Like I’m ever not going to immediately notice the fact the club is like 4 inches longer.
Its way too hot outside
Yankees bullpen is fucking garbage. About to be 3 straight series losses, two to trash teams. The summer swoon has come early
Willing to bet money the Yanks get swept by the Jays now
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greetings long time no see
Been listening to Whitest Kids U Know in the background while I work. Makes for good white noise, especially since the show always has livestreams going on youtube.
I went golfing today. I had zero fucking feel for my putting stroke but otherwise I did good.
I saw that before I refreshed the page. Official now?
I mean, yeah, but it’s complicated. It feels weird saying it. Not because I don’t want it but because IDK
Fair call, not my business so I won't mention it again.
No, it’s fine. If you want to know I’m kinda letting her dictate the pace of the relationship.
That sounds considerate. I mean both people need to comfortable for it to work so good idea. Also congrats.
She said her last relationship was very controlling so I’m just letting her take it at her own pace. I’m a nice guy lol
Ahhhhh, summertime.
I hate victoria day
What is that day?
Its just like independence day I guess a statutory holiday celebrating queen victorias birthday
Seth
Whats up Satty?
Did you watch Backlash
No because I was at work but I know all the results and I'll have to give it a watch later.
Oh, I was just wondering lol. I’m going to dinner and I’m bored in the car lol
What are you eating for dinner?
Mexican
Nice.
How do people survive in countries without air conditioning
Freshman year was brutal since they don’t give those dorms AC. First weeks of the semester I was sweating in bed. One of the worst feelings out there
So Cavs it is huh. I do like home court for the ECF
Idk how I ended up in a retro rabbit hole and now I'm reading about Sessue Hayakawa, Rudolph Valentino and Jayne Mansfield.
Only funny thing that happened during the golf was the neighbor making fun of me demolishing an uncrustable at the turn lol
I've watched both Daredevil and Punisher, I have nothing else to watch until the new Spider-Man movie comes out.
Watch something you’ve not seen
I'm gonna give Thunderbolts and then MCU F4 a watch before the new Avengers comes out.
I liked both, especially Thunderbolts
So far Horizon ZD seems pretty good, but I have to say the camera randomly switching which shoulder it looks over for no discernable reason is completely doing my head in. Who thought that was a good idea?
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I’m also dressed like Kiryu tonight
for neighbor
No, just because my shirt has the same color as Kiryu’s shirts lol
hows the relationship
Has anyone ever ran into a content creator IRL?
Only MLP creators I think.
Yes
Anybody who doesn’t think there’s blatant anti-United bias in the media is a fucking head case. We’re the only club that can have a meaningless goal be upheld by VAR and the media will spend more time talking about it than two blatantly not given penalties in a fucking cup final. Biggest club in the world and it’s not even fucking remotely close if you count how much we live rent free in everybody’s fucking heads.
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Morning
Hello.
Hi
Sup sup
I went golfing today and then I went to my aunt’s birthday celebration. I drank too much tequila.
You can type coherently still. I’d say you need to drink more tequila
I’m unc status now. I call it quits after a few drinks
Lamb
I got to the island in RE4make
Harbs did you finish the recent season of Daredevil and The Punisher special?
Daredevil yes, Punisher haven’t watched yet. I saw it was in shitty shape for the release and didn’t want to watch it with audio issues or fucking unfinished special effects in that one scene. How does that even happen
The writing felt like a low budget anime (with awful 6th Gen voice acting) but the biggest issue was the level design. Some of the areas and boss battles early on were incredible so clearly they're capable of more than corridors and combat rooms but that's what 80% of the game consists of. It's like they gave up and just rushed to finish the game.
VAR exists purely to drive engagement and anybody who sees it as anything else is blind tbh. It’s a mechanism for the league to rig games.
Employees at ILM would basically just strip down to their underwear to cool off and build a makeshift hot tub in the parking lot and no one cared?
Honestly, genuinely just hope 2/3rds of humanity dies to a virus. Most of the population is expendable.
“It’s what Clara would have wanted.” Is as iconically bad as “So that’s it huh… We some sorta suicide squad?”
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Oh shit oh fuck it’s regenerador time 😭
The Island got the biggest glowup of anything in Remake
It for sure did
The Krauser boss especially is fucking amazing
Krauser and the water hall room were the two biggest and best changes imo
And Luis’ character
I hate them oh god I hate them so much
In general, the removal of most of the QTE’s improved the game massively.
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Playing Forza Horizon 6 is probably going to be torture but I'll give it a try. My PC emits more heat than a Series X, PS5 and PS4 combined.
Mine sounds like a nuclear reactor when I try to play modern games lol
oh crap, Zero Parades is out this week. As if there wasn't already a shitton of shit coming out on the week of my birthday
Wish the cutscenes had whatever hand gun I’m using for Leon. There I finally figured out a negative thing to say about this game
ruined
Really that and Ada’s VA are the only negatives. And I don’t even dislike her VA as much as everyone else does, I just liked her RE2 voice better.
RE2 was perfect.
But yeah seems like she had really poor voice direction for the main game because she’s considerably better in her own dlc
A RE game giving decent actors awful direction? Yeah right pal, see any pigs flying today?
oh boy, José is back
Jose is getting sacked in 1 week minimum dealing with Vini lmao
visiting the Bernabeu next month will be aura inducing again
Can't wait for this scene to occur on the first day of his job in the locker room
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I can't wait for my 5 day weekend man
Brother, isn’t that just a week off?
How many days are in a week?
7 but you don’t work on Saturday or Sunday I assume (maybe now but not usually)
Like are you just saying you have 3 days off?
Yes, but I'm not taking 5 business days off. I would have just said a week off then. It's an extended memorial day weekend
Oh I get it.
I’m gonna start referring to vacations as “12 day weekends” from now on.
I’m gonna start referring to vacations as “12 day weekends” from now on.
the national team callup is today.
boy I can't wait to lose what little hope I had left
You’re really gonna complain when my country has 1 good player and he’s a Trumptard?
yes, because I saw my country win this shit twice
it's like how I'm more than fine with Brazil reaching, like, quarter finals at the FIBA World Cup and just feeling good about life when Gui Santos is the best player we have
Gui Santos is a dawg though
But your country isn’t used to being the best at nearly every major sport. USA is. Soccer is the only major sport where the US league isn’t the highest level.
we are/were at football, volleyball, F1 and MMA
now only MMA is what we are more or less regularly winning
Oh no he is?
He’s from Hersey Pennsylvania, dude. That place is redder than Ada’s dress lol
(also basketball prior to the US fielding professional rosters but that was a caveat)
All gun ranges S ranked 😎
I miss my kb&m
Has anyone tried that Replace game?
I don't normally play sides rollers.
Red 9 fully upgraded
PS+ prices going up again
Fuck off
I refused to re-subscribe because $80 was already too much but at least they're not increasing the annual amount again
There's not even really a point to having any of these anymore. Free to play games or games that have free to play elements (CoD because of warzone) don't require PS+ or anything to play online
Honestly I just have it for the monthly games + catalog at this point.
probably the only benefit of CoD's garbage client btw
I think I may be through with consoles at this point…
At least Xbox and PS.
I now have a new GOTY. Mina the Hollower
Is it like Bloodborne as all the critics say for some reason
I looked it up on steam. It looks fantastic honestly.
I can't believe this is what Capcom came up with after 8 years of development
Games that ho through development hell are literally never any good. The only game that went through a long development trouble and turned out decent was TLG
No I think it's because the creator wasn't Japanese
it's Link's Awakening with Castlevania combat and a dash of Bloodborne, yes.
I got no sleep.
Worked the whole night, and finished nothing…
I think I can finish my Animation tonight after a nap.
Wait, and it’s made by the Shovel Knight devs? Wishlisted.
yes. It's as good as Shovel Knight
That's the only reason I've heard of it. They haven't made anything in over a decade.
They were too busy making free Shovel Knight DLC the assholes
I mean its been about 8 years since the last DLC came out
It was a bit Vadee
are you forgetting the fighting, roguelike and puzzle spinoffs they made?
they were making a ton of free expansions.
MMy Mother just texted me about Ebola.
Did I miss something?
another outbreak in Africa
thoughts and prayers
Thank god Trump didn’t cut hundreds of millions in humanitarian aid so he can give it to himself.
I thought Satty would be more excited for the release of a spy thriller RPG made by the team behind Disco Elysium as their new game after that other title's success
Za/um is dead dude. The main reason that Disco is good is because it’s one of the best, most cleverly written games ever. They’re not recapturing that ever. Especially not with how Za/um is run now
It's really weird how many similarities there were to Stellar Blade of all games
I have a rather sensitive sense of smell, which is nice, but anytime I smell someone wearing body spray it's like being gassed.
Do people really like how that stuff smells?
Like I’m sorry, the only aspect that makes Disco interesting is the writing, and the writing of the game was entirely based on Kurvitz’s own world view and experience growing up in a communist country. The game is good almost purely because of him.
That being said, it’s entirely possible they make another good game, but I ain’t waiting on it with baited breath.
at least they're not making it political, just a spy thriller
Finally. They got politics out of my weird Eastern Block CRPGs.
(please I'm just saying that without the original writer, the political leaning won't be as effective)
Lego Batman, Mina, Saros… May finally making 2026 less unexciting
I’ma be totally honest, I’ve never gotten the appeal of Lego games. I don’t think I’ve ever been tempted to play one.
the difference is that this new Lego Batman is literally, and I do mean literally, a new Arkham City.
With the added benefit that they brought in Matt Berry to voice Bane
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This is incredible lol
I wish I got Saros
Yoda’s VA from Clone wars died.
also Woodhouse from Archer
Really? Damn I didn’t know that
He's Professor Utonium and you chose star wars smh my head.
I know him best as Takeo from cod zombies tbh, but he was pretty big. He wasn't super old either, so this extra sucks
also Him
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Yeah I just learned this today lol
I never really watched Powderpuff Girls as a kid. The only characters I remember are the 3 girls and the Professor and Mojo Jojo. It’s been probably 25 years since I saw anything related to it other than the leaks of the LA series lol
Damn bro. Also the epic narrator
and about 150 different Star Wars characters in video games
Yeah
Also Mr. Herriman
I’m glad more people are coming around on my opinion of VAR being bad for the game. The only good use for VAR is offsides. Everything else is just worthless.
I forgot to mention I beat Trails into Reverie last night. Still doing the plat, but that's 3 Trails games done in 2 months. I am absolutely done with RPGs for awhile lol. I did buy DQ7 but not even touching that for awhile
Sorry, JRPGs. I do want to replay Witcher 3 sooner than later
DQ7 is also the longest fucking game of all time lol.
Supposedly the remake streamlines it quite a bit, but yeah lol
If you drop an airplane from2 miles in the air to 3000 feet they don’t evacuate the homes just yet
If you drop an airplane from2 miles in the air to 3000 feet they don’t evacuate the homes just yet
I'm thinking of buying Sly 2 and 3 since those did not sale a single time in the year since I played 1, may as well just bite the bullet
Dew it
Honestly might grab Mina after Mouse PI. Its only $20
2 is goated
Geez, Tom Kane was only 2 years older than my dad but he looks 20 years older. That stroke must have done a number on him
It really does age you a lot. My step dad had an employee have a stroke, he’s only like 45 but he looks like he’s 65.
It did
I knew it fucked up his voice ofc, but seeing a recent pic really hammered home what it must've done
and the monkey in the Thornberrys
I swear these cartoon characters are all just voiced by 25 different people
DPC: I have no idea wtf Trails is despite Satty and Karma playing it exclusively for years
a hella niche JRPG series that is like a spinoff of a spinoff of a spinoff of a much older JRPG called Dragon Slayer
You mean just Karma? I’ve played 3/4 of one game lol
It's the JRPG with the most expansive worldbuilding out there. Every arc moves to a different country within the same world with a different main cast, and it just keeps building to the point where it basically has it's own infinity war/endgame.
Also the gameplay is pretty fun, especially when they started doing the hybrid turn based/action.
RE4 photo mode is far from optimal. It barely allows you to move the camera around. Only in very close vicinity of Leon.
I just killed Krauser
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8 looks like Silent Hill 2 lmao.
I hope 9 has a better one since they added it in a update
Oh right, at Acen we went to a panel with Richard Epcar (voice of Ansem in KH and a decent chunk of other stuff). I wish I went to more of those panels, because buying weeb-ass merch from a convention is absolutely not for me lol
It's also comical how much 18+ stuff is within plain view. The cosplays were less skimpy than 10 years ago, but the porn was certainly not.
Everything about anime conventions sounds like my own personal hell
There's some interesting things there, but they attract certain types of people. Even today after anime's gotten popular
Anime isn’t “popular” it’s just popular with nerds who previously felt weird about liking anything other than Dragon Ball Z. If you asked a random person on the street what Dandadan was they’d say they don’t know who Dan is
It's undoubtably popular with younger generations now. Though we should be specific: SHONEN anime is popular. Everything else not quite so much
Too many furries, too. Not even just the fur suits. I think it's actually weirder when they have the weird muzzle things on
It’s absolutely weirder. The suit offers anonimity. Having to see a human wearing fox ears and paws is fucking weird as shit.
I don’t really care to judge people about being furries but like fucking keep it to yourself. The world doesn’t need to know about your weird fetishes, but furries love fucking broadcasting it.
Yeah that's where I'm at. Tbf a con makes sense, but when I see that shit in any public setting it's weird
But maybe I’m just unc status thinking you should be presentable in phblic. Yet half the people I see wear cookie Monster pajamas outside now
Furries need to be outlawed tbh.
I'm watching Light and Magic.
What is that
A documentary about the creation of ILM by George Lucas and how a bunch of random guys basically created modern visual effects from scratch
I could have guessed that but I was profiling it as anime or an asian movie because it was you. I’m sorry
You could just do anything back then
I wouldn't say it's THAT common, but yeah, put a little more effort than people of walmart level presentability
Pep is leaving City.
League blatantly rigging the league for City. Anybody arguing with me is blind and retarded.
HOW IS THAT NOT IMMEDIATELY GIVEN AS A PEN
Blatant fucking rigging in plain sight.
VAR is only used to push narratives and make money for the league. Don’t even argue with me because you’re wrong.
The chances City get handed an atrociously wrong decision is almost 1000% certain at this point.
Get fucked. This league is garbage. Fucking trash. I’m celebrating an Arsenal corner because this league is such rigged horseshit now.
Coppola comes across as such a good person and I know looks can be deceiving but its weird how no one ever accused him of sexual misconduct for over 50 years until the making of Megalopolis when he's like 80 years old? It had to have been a misunderstanding.
We're trying to hire some new people and the HR lady mentioned linking with my linkedin. I have not logged in a single time since getting hired lol
Still had my graduation picture and I don't have a current photo wearing anything business-y
Because LinkedIn is nothing but corporate dick sucking honestly. The people on there are faker than the bots you see plastered all over Twitter. I just use it to update my resume and send out a thousand applications where I inevitably get rejected
Can't you hire Oface? You guys work in the same industry right?
Yeeeeah there's no way lol
I guess it'd be awkward because he knows too much? Still it would be interesting like how Twas and Big Poppa became colleagues.
I want to get DQ7 but thats probably a thing I get in a year or two when the price falls. Still need to play 1-3 first
How is VAR looking at this? It’s a regular yellow all day, nothing more. This is obvious rigging dude.
It’s a little high but fuck off. DOGSO not given for City now this. Fucking rigging in plain sight man.
They didn’t give a red so whatever. But I hope they keep this same energy when a bunch of oil cunts are playing tomorrow
I can’t wait for this to be talked about all fucking week. The league is legitimately just rage baiting for engagement. It’s a fucking sham man. Fuck this bullshit.
There’s zero violent conduct, he barely catches him but it’s a bit high. If that’s a red then they better send rodri off every match week.
Genuinely no one cares about JJ Abrams thoughts on Star Wars. No one wants to hear his voice.
Every sport is fucking shit now tbh. Gambling has destroyed sports.
Like this is so blatantly fixed I’m shocked my stance isn’t the popular one at this point
Any social media talking about immigration just makes me wanna punch myself
Any and all immigration talking points come from a place of racism. I was just reading about the new law they’re trying to implement in Sweden, guess who is ultimately behind it? Yep. Neo-Nazi.
Anybody using the “what about taking in terrorists” talking point just ignores the fact that America’s entire political system is stochastic terrorism incarnate.
Remember when people used to care about the President blatantly stealing billions of dollars of their money? Yeah, that would be nice again. I hope Trump gets fucking beat to death by a trans person
It’s whatever. The country will completely collapse in about a year.
you know, you’d think dumb people would be leftists because it’s much easier to just say “Fuck it,
i don’t care if trans people exist.” than making a complex argument about fucking biology and some perceived “moral” argument.
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“It’s what Clara would have wanted” is the Boys equivalent of “Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?” Lol
he called up Neymar are you fucking kidding me
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why bring him in. He has the physique of a porcelain beluga
Did Douglas Luiz get caught gambling again
at least he called up Rayan. My boy is going places
From Bournemouth?
yes. Vasco wonderkid
Deserved. He’s in amazing form
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he called up Paqueta. I'm gonna vomit.
I swear I haven’t even seen Alex Sandro play in like a decade but he’s ALWAYS in the Brazil squad lol
it is SICKENING that he is being called up. Because we simply lack left backs
I swear to god shows taking 900 years between seasons makes the writers forget what fucking happened in previous seasons. She literally offed herself because she hated Homelander so much. It’s kinda a huge part of Homelander’s character arc that even the fucking Nazi couldn’t stand him
brother will be sent to ER after the first tackle against a dim witted Scottish centerback.
Calling up Fabinho in big 2026 lmao
also, nine forwards. WHY NINE FORWARDS
Because all your good players are forwards and CB’s lol
are we really going to play 4-2-4 again
Maybe I’m starting to see Leo’s point of view, this is pretty tragic for a guy who watched Ronaldino, R9 and Roberto Carlos lol
I remember that, in 2002, we didn't call up Juninho Pernambucano, Romário, Juan and Alex because we were just stacked with talent
and now we are calling up fuckers from Brentford.
Do you guys really not have a midfielder better than Paqueta lol
or Martinelli. You know, Gabriel "I LITERALLY SCORED ONE GOAL THIS SEASON" Martinelli
that was a Nike mandate, I am sure of it
he was, inexplicably, the model for the new kit's reveal
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Vini with the Darwin Nunez pose
that first pic perfectly represents VIni's quality when donning the yellow shirt
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hol up let me boot my FM23 save file where I won the world cup with Brasil
Arguments on social media about shoplifting also make me want to punch myself. Like I can give a fuck if Safeway loses some bread. Shut the fuck up genuinely.
Why is it so fucking windy today. Henry keeps hiding under stuff like he’s in a hurricane lol
Everyone in full meltdown mode over the non-called “red”.
PL is just fucking engagement bait now. If we want to have this argument, Kusanhov should have been sent off for DOGSO about 6 times this season. Oh sorry, I mean he’s improved so much not that he totally isn’t abusing the rules like everyone else in City.
They’re not rigging the league for Arsenal. I swear people are retarded.
They’re rigging the league so both City and Arsenal win this game so people actually watch the last day of the season. Duh.
what 90s or 2000s anime should I watch?
Ive already seen every anime ever made
I'm watching Freiren S2 but aside from 3-4 episodes it's not as good as S1 and I was never a massive of Freiren in the first place (Its a good show but I don't like fantasy)
Also it doesn't try to do very much and gets mogged by GLT but that's another discussion
Insane how no one will ever completely adapt GLT
The only thing that sucks about being an only child is that I am the perfect “cool uncle” Very sad. Many people are saying
Maybe it's just age related bias but I feel like the late 2010s had an extremely high volume of really good diverse single cour anime
MMy phone updated with new AI features and all I can think of is "how do I turn all of them off immediately?"
Me getting that Disqus email saying they’re integrating AI features has me like Dr. Manhattan watching the nukes go off from Mars
What anime should I watch?
HHonestly Spiffy you keep up more than I do lol
Its okay I think there aren't any left. The only person here who would potentially know is Key (based on their familiarity with shows like Utena) but they left forever and they're never coming back.
They were literally here yesterday
Oh I missed that
Its okay I think there aren't any left. The only person here who would potentially know is Key (based on their familiarity with shows like Utena) but they left forever and they're never coming back.
Barca wants Joao Pedro? Why does Barca act broke every fucking spring and then the window opens and they’re linked for every 80-100 million dollar player in the world lol.
I am ded.
That was me last night after golfing. Playing 18 is fun but it kills my back lol
I have a cold now and just did my weights day.
I meant to ask as well, how often are you having the shakes?
It helps with my back so sometimes I drink them when my back really hurts. I made one after golfing and it helped my back only be sore instead of killing me.
Also, I’m not gonna lie, when you first said “Have a shake” about my back hurting I was like “Why would shaking my back help?”
That's good but like are you having one every day or just workout days and when your back hurts? If just occasionally you should have one at least on workout day and the day after as well, rest days are when you actually make the gains.
I feel like I've been playing this series my whole life. I remember dying to get home to play Forza Horizon 2 back in the day. I got Forza Horizon 3 with my Xbox One S. I always used to use Forza Horizon 4 to benchmark my PC whenever I swapped parts.
That’s how I feel about Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Mega Man and every Nintendo franchise lol
The intro has Japanese audio with subtitles by default
What on earth are these characters
Except Trails but I’m pretty sure Falcom games could run on a 2002 Sony Vaio laptop
Lol Blue Jays. Surprised they kept swinging at Bednar's pitches despite throwing nothing but balls
Honestly Remedy should be allowed to do a Silent Hill game
Nah
Also, I hate seeing games from last gen and how long ago they came out. How was Quantum Break already a decade ago?
Bloodborne being over a decade ago feels factually wrong.
I bought it by accident at launch and started playing at midnight and finished by 6am. It feels like forever ago.
Let’s go Spurs
It’s hilarious seeing grown ass 6’7 men not want to even attempt to shoot on Wemby as he just stands menacingly in the lane lol
Carolina is cackling man. 12 days of rest while these two teams are in a Game 7 OT
Habs just have the demon magic this year lmao. So many undeserved wins this postseason
Insane game 1
This series gonna be fire
I saw a picture on Twitter saying Chet was Charmander and Wemby was Charizard I know they’re sweating after that block lol
The chain goes Bol Bol > Chet > Wemby
Bro this game is fucking insane
Double OT
39 pts 22 rebounds lmao
41 points now lol
I'm sorry but this dude is a cheatcode
I’ve never seen somebody distort space like him. Nobody wants to challenge him in the lane and you can throw the ball anywhere in the area code and he can dunk the lob.
Wemby is like if Rodman could shoot from the logo lol
Not fair at all. If the Spurs guards weren’t dumb at times this game isn’t close lol
Bro what the fuck lmao
He went all the way across the lane and blocked that just by reaching lol. This shit is insane
I can't believe these dudes got Dylan Harper.
The spurs and lucking into generational talent after generational talent. Name a more iconic duo
The Sharks getting top 2 picks
Caruso shooting like Curry wasn’t enough
Unlike Curry, he gets a ridiculous whistle though
The MVP was the 3rd best player on his team tonight. Their 1st a guy coming off the bench and their second a guy who hasn’t played a single playoff game coming off injury lol
SG-Shame is a fraud man. Take away his flopping and he ain't shit
He’s not. The problem is just that OKC doesn’t match up well against teams that also have a ridiculous amount of lengthy wings to defend against them. + Chet is way worse than Wemby.
Also, he kinda has Harden’s problem right now. He’s so used to not having to play through contact that the second he stops getting fouls called, he can’t hit shots.
Will I be too tired to play games or will I fall asleep playing Trails?
Find out next time in Satty Ball Z!
We’re getting solid links to Matteus Fernandes 👀
Mando movie is exactly what we all expected it to be. A season of tv or partial season of tv turned into a movie. Even the special effects are tv quality.
Why didn’t they just keept it as a season of Mando or better yet, just scratch it all and design an actual movie for these 2?
Guess Starfighter will have to be the actual Star Wars movie to bring the franchise back to the silver screen.
But now I’m afraid that too is remnants of the awful Iger-Kennedy era of Star Wars and will be mid af. It’s going to take several years until we see what Dave Filoni will bring to the table as the head honcho.
are we gonna watch it in theaters, wait for Disney+. pirate it or simply not bother?
I will go see it in theaters with zero expectations and forget in a few days
I legit think I'd rather just watch Devil Wears Prada 2
at least there are babes in it
in literally any other reality, a Star Wars movie coming out on the week of my birthday was supposed to be a religious experience to me. Now it's just a "huh, that thing is out this week. Shrugs"
wake me up when someone decides to have the balls to reboot this shit
Just erase the sequel shit
and the power of maaaaaaanyyyyyyyyyyyyy
At least that is easy to ignore since it happens hundreds of years before prequels. Sequels are there to ruin everything that takes place post Jedi
Harby. I just pretend the sequel stories are the Thrawn Trilogy, Dark Empire, and the Vong.
and if I need a post ROTJ plotline, I can always play Jedi Knight, Jedi Outcast, and Jedi Academy
I hear ya
There's never been a post ROTJ story I have liked
Thrawn, Dark Empire, Vong. And then the shit with Cade Skywalker. I like those. Even if Dark Empire is cheesy and ridiculous as fuck.
KOTOR works so well because it doesn't interfere with the movies. Always go further back never forward.
Just give it up dude
I already did
I gave up once Andor ended because I know that franchise had peaked and no one else would make something as good
Maul was great but the animation department has had their shit together for over a decade
Animation is clearly the way to go.
Lmao no
though I'm not gonna lie, I wish there was a Space Velma season 2
me and Harb had great times talking about it
me: can't be bothered to watch a Mandalorian movie
also what I'm literally wearing atm:
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It’s kinda crazy for how much garbage gets shoveled out from Disney Star Wars that we’ve only gotten like 5 games since they started owning them.
It’s such a huge problem with game development now. Games just take for fucking ever to make now regardless of how ambitious they are. Meanwhile Capcom is over here pumping out 7 fucking Mega Man Battle Network games on a handheld that lasted 3 years.
Because the idiots gave the rights to EA at first
They had absolutely no idea how important video games were in keeping the IP relevant when they shut down Lucasarts
though I'm not gonna lie, Star Wars Squadrons is one of the best things ever created for a nerd with a pew pew boner
and Battlefront 2 their most controversial game was the only good one. I keep forgetting Star Wars Outlaws exists.
Jedi games are both great
Theyre fine but I just don't understand why they went with a metroidvania/souls-like level design with an emphasis on backtracing and the Jedi series has a terrible storyline.
Jedi Fallen Order was more Metroid Prime than Metroid Prime 4, that level design was sweeeeeeeeeet
Nah the last 2 ours of Fallen Order is fucking amazing. Everything before is solid too. Survivor story is amazing besides that fallen jedi side of it.
Did you also like the supporting cast in Fallen Order?
yes they were quite good considering the subterranean bar of modern Star Wars
Bruh, the Metroidvania elements are why it’s any good.
I have never ever wanted to backtrack and I don't like the idea of enemies magically reappearing as soon as you leave an area. It's weird as well because the rest of the game is Uncharted like and Uncharted Star Wars is a pretty good concept.
I think thats why sales fell off a cliff for Jedi Survivor even though Im sure everyone blames the broken launch
when you play Squadrons in VR you'll see how wrong you are
I have played it in VR
To be fair "played" might be exaggeration because I couldn't handle the nausea
weakling
I remember when people used to think Kasdan was actually responsible for Star Wars being great and Lucas was just the ideas guy. Of course we know how that turned out. I don't think Filoni is another Kasdan but can a fan successfully take over a franchise? That dynamic is often blamed for the decline of anime in Japan. Lucas didn't even watch movies until he was in college.
look on the bright side, we are getting Ben Quadinaros Revenge this year
Does… Does my phone think I’m actually a zionist because I made the “evil Satty” joke about Zionism? Because I keep getting pro Israeli “stop the hate” ads lol
idgaf, this shit day one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MtgIoToa7I
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we are also getting a new Star Wars game in a few weeks
sort of
We are?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBaE4K_cUHo
Ubisoft making this shit is like when a former touring musician claims they “just want to play in more intimate venues”
truth be told, garbanzo-looking Star Wars shovelware ain't nothing new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GbOZXO2No
Yeah but why is Ubisoft making this lol. You could pay some fucking French devs who cost 2 baguettes and a handful of cigarettes as payment.
they have the Monopoly videogame rights. For some unknown reason.
Let me rephrase:
Ubisoft could outsource to some Czech dev who would accept a handful of cigarettes as payment.
technically, they did
they outsourced it to the Dead by Daylight devs
I think they leaned into party games way back during their rayman rabbids and just dance days
This was meant to be a reply to Leo. Fuck.
Yay
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Star Wars Xcom looks lit
I’m almost kind of embarrassed I was invested in this show at any point.
This is why I only watch anime. There's nothing to be embarassed about.
The Quest 3 made much less nauseas than the PSVR 2 but everything looked kind of blurry/diffused in comparison and it hurts your eyes really badly. Resident Evil on PSVR 2 is the best VR experience if you can tolerate the motion. I thought it was better than HL Alyx (to be fair I got tired easily).
I’m not gonna lie, Zero Parades looks amazing but IDK if I’ll actually play it
truth be told all three Star Wars VR games were good
man plays with VR lightsaber, man happy
Also, I’m so baseball brained right now I read the title as Zero Parades (Pa-Ray-des) because there’s a baseball player named Isaac Parades lol
Paredes
means Walls in portuguese and spanish
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Norway beating England to face Portugal and France would be kino
tough call. That would actually be possible
We beat peak remake
Gonna do Horizon DLC next and then Ada DLC
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Been a good ass year so far
Not a single mid in there yet
oh no they asked for my pronouns in Forza Horizon 6
Unplayable garbage
It has the most monstrous demonic character models I've ever seen.
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I wonder if they have my car in this game
They have a bunch of Chinese EVs though because it's popular in China now. Probably gets added as DLC eventually.
sure but my car has like 110hp lol
nvm I just saw a 27hp Chinese EV here
MS where the fuck is my Geely
eh fuck that, it's Japan, time to buy me a kei car
Grogu is in no way worse than Jar Jar. Grogu is an actual character with an arc and a personality. Jar Jar is just very poorly implemented comedic relief.
Yeah that is a horrendous take
Now, if you want to make the argument they definitely push him because he’s marketable, well duh but saying “Disney star wars tries too hard to push marketable stuff” when my entire 5 year old age is remembered through the lens of seeing Phantom Menace shit plastered FUCKING EVERYWHERE is not the argument you think it is
I like Jar Jar 🙁
Jar Jar is whatever. But saying Grogu is worse is a take hotter than a 5 star Vietnamese hooker on a summer night in Hanoi.
Bro, Grogu is the most perfect marketing stunt in Star Wars history. Pure moichandising gold.
I’m not arguing he’s not. He obviously got kept alongside Mano purely because of that. But Jar Jar is also that and he’s a worse character so what is the point?
c'mon Michael Soft. Let me drive my wokemobile
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Have liberals become negatively polarized against EU-style food safety regulations? They went from US regulators are bought out by corporate interests to the EU is anti science.
They're not necessarily wrong depending on the case but it's a really weird ideological bend.
But he is now iconic because of us dumb millennials
He’s iconic for the same reason everybody loves the Prequels now. They have weird nostalgia for it. He’s not a good character, he’s also a marketing stunt, and he’s also 1000000x more obnoxious.
I only saw a 27hp Wuling
and another Wuling that is sold as a Chevrolet here (yes Chevrolet sells a Chinese EV here)
The AI in Horizon 6 is terrible right now. Cars start ramming and driving you off the track on highly skilled and pro. I don't know why it's so hard for racing games to fix this.
Because if they raced like actual races, you’d be getting 30 second penalties for any bit of contact like F1
The AI is acting like an American figuring out Japan is meant to be driven on the left
In no way is Jar Jar or Baby Yoda worse than whoever the fuck Benicio del Toro was. Or that droid from Solo.
Yes. Though it was implied Lando did cunnilingus on her. Somehow.
Royce Lewis got optioned lol
BAH GOD KING, THAT’S DAVID STERNS’ MUSIC!
Also, Jar Jar is CGI from 1999 made on Windows 98 that looks better than 2026 CGI
Horizon 6, if you want to make a heavy rock radio station, don't add fucking Turnstile to it
My top 5 PL transfer flops of the season
5. Woltemade- If I’m paying Zidane prices for a player, the least they can do is know what fucking position is their best one good lord.
4. Wirtz- The only reason this isn’t higher is because Newcastle and Chelsea had some absolute Pain Peko signings. Again, if we had paid this much for a player to have less than 10 goal contributions in the league, it would be talked about more than a nuke being used.
3. Delap- Legitimately, this dude may have had the greatest fluke season of all time. He has 12 goals in 76 Championship appearances. He’s a lower league level player that tricked Chelsea into thinking he was worth 35 million. Actually might be the worst striker I’ve ever seen and I watched Wout Weghorst score 0 PL goals.
2. Wissa- I mean genuinely what the fuck.
1. Garnacho- When you realize that Kavaratschlia cost 10 million more, it really puts into perspective how fucking retarded Chelsea is.
João Pedro: whines and causes a tantrum demanding a transfer to Chelsea stating that he wouldn't get a world cup callup playing for a team like Brighton
ends up being overlooked in favor of two strikers from Bournemouth and Brentford
Joao Pedro isn’t a flop. He’s the only Chelsea forward that doesn’t look like they body swapped with a mule deer that got grazed bb a hunter’s bullet in the head on the ball
yeah but I dislike him for being disrespectful. And he didn't get called up. Get fucked.
Wirtz is the worst because he was supposed to be the future of the team. The other guys were like their third options.
Wirtz has the benefit of the doubt that he isn’t complete shit, Slot is.
Garnacho + Delap for 80 million is terrible transfer business lol. PSG spent less on the best Left back in the world and one of the best midfielders in the world combined.
This City kit is like when you fuck around with the sliders on kit color on old PES and just make a neon abomination.
huh, the DJ from the heavy rock stadium is the Biffy Clyro guy
The Scottish band?
The Scottish band
The biggest lie the devil ever told was convincing people City’s football isn’t just as bad and boring and based on bending the rules as Arsenal
KROUPI
Kusanhov is a fucking shit defender if he isn’t allowed to dogso every fucking time somebody runs at him.
Please god let City lose the title and Bournemouth beats Liverpool for top 5.
seriousy where the fuck did they put Shinjuku in this game
They don't even have the sky tree in the game. The biggest landmark in the city isnt there.
I need to find the Kamurocho arch
Now I’m imagining a Yakuza sub story where Kiryu gets wrapped up in street racing lol
I mean… there was this in 7
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this game is in dire need of a lot more JDM cars
there are like five kei cars
There's not a lot of Japanese racing culture but they might be saving it for the expansions
no Suzuki, no Daihatsu, very few Mitsubishis, no Mitsuoka. They need to vastly improve their JDM offerings because there is something very wrong about being offered a goddamn GMC as my first car… in Japan
That's what I was thinking too but I assumed it was like a remnant of the US occupation or something
holy fuck, Southampton got expelled from the EFL playoff and they might even lose points on the next season lololol
Arsenal won the league
Semenyo was a bad signing tbh. 75 million and Bournemouth got better without him. This is the type of transfer that is completely bodying the league’s quality right now.
Rayan is VASTLY better than Semenyo
Gerrit Cole returns on Friday
They should've added motorcycles
I genuinely don’t know how two different teams got tricked into buying Kolo Muani. He’s genuinely a shocking footballer.
Lets go Arsenal. I knew we could do it
Name one player on Arsenal
WCF vs ECF this year is real Atomic bomb vs Coughing baby energy
Anime is completely dead there's nothing but fantasy garbage
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If I see one more dumb fuck journalist comparing Pep to SAF I’m gonna scream.
no non-old firm team has won the Scottish PL since SAF won in 87. He won 3 times in a row. SAF winning a European cup with Aberdeen completely dwarfs anything that Pep will ever achieve end of story.
This is like bringing up how no other manager has ever won the Bundesliga with Leverkusen before. Pep permanently reinvented how the game is played though.
No he didn’t. He just took what he learned from Cruyff and turned it into mechanical dominance.
Portugal's FA publishing a list of 27 players because they are including Jota's name in the callup
I'm not crying you are
I wish environmental activists could get glass walls banned
I'm so exhausted, but can't take a break until the weekend
Hope the weekend comes as quick as it can for you
I hope not, I got shit to finish lol
Oh yeah. Well good luck then. You got this
https://youtu.be/-anabfAg06U?si=2aM7h92X4qwBRE7M
One of the last 2 trophies I have to get in Trails requires me to win 500 more fights
As the biggest bully you got this
God today has been annoying. I need a drink
IIt's Just a question of if I can do it before the weekend or not. I want this 5 day weekend to be a completely fresh start if possible
You can
I might not because my mom moved back and I want to see her new place, but also I haven't seen my dad in a minute so I might see a movie with him. That's 2 nights booked, so it's really just tonight lol
Having a life must suck
No but having a job sucks. Specifically one where you carry half the team
Sounds hard
WWork Time
Oh Dk, at ACen I saw a Heath Ledger joker cosplay with a "free hugs" sign. I did not get my free hug
Some men just want to watch the world burn
I’m going to go golfing Thursday with my cousin and the neighbor.
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30k is generous
California is a libcuck infested shithole just move to Texas you can get a shed twice as big for 150k
Yeah, and you can have your phone buzzing with tornado warnings all summer where you can’t go outside. Also, the state is being utterly raped by a dude who is crippled because he was such a grifter.
Well hopefully the prefabricated shacks selling for 150k in the middle of nowhere Texas are tornado proof
Well hopefully the prefabricated shacks selling for 150k in the middle of nowhere Texas are tornado proof
1 more trophy. Literally just the stupid 500 fights one lol
I will literally vote for the first person that admits in a speech Trump should be murdered.
I hope everyone who voted because of GaS pRiCeS gets fucking cancer and dies.
Yeah all that rest wasn't good. Knicks are super rusty
It never is
I mean it helped with OG's hamstring but yeah
Whatever. All these people talking like Elon didn’t rig the election. I hope all these people get sentenced to death by firing squad and they use the money for the pay per view to fix the budget.
Whatever. All these people talking like Elon didn’t rig the election. I hope all these people get sentenced to death by firing squad and they use the money for the pay per view to fix the budget.
god bless whoever added this song to the Forza Horizon 6 soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
listening to this while I'm drifting down a mountain on a Subaru… absolute cinema
Both of these teams need to stop shooting from 3 lol
@thesatiricaltroll:disqus Do you support proportional representation?
The electoral college only exists because of racism. Anybody who thinks Wyoming which has less people than LA county should have the same number of senators as California is insane.
No I meant seats being assigned based on the number of votes each candidate or party get instead of individual 1v1 races. I think it's more democratic but it does lead to more crazy people in government which I'm not sure is good or bad.
This game is a slog. Holy hell someone tell the Knicks to stop shooting 3s. 11%
Both these teams are getting dogwalked by whoever wins the west.
Fucking awful 1st half
It feels weird growing weed even though it’s legal lol.
How the fuck was that not a flagrant lmao
Another year where this team's brain just shuts off in the ECF
Yeah this game is done. They better wake up because game 2 is a must win
DST is basically state mandated torture
Can never trust the Knicks
Hold on Cavs choke incoming
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How the fuck did we win this shit lmaoooooooo
Me checking the Knicks score after changing the channel an hour ago to watch baseball https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d1f2b9ea928b40d06575b2e4b048a553322c138e65f5ea53add11cf5c65c6773.jpg
James Harden is a basketball terrorist. If I ever hear Harden Wade convos again I’m gonna assume you ride the short bus.
Anybody putting Harden and D Wade in the same discussion needs to be physically restrained from talking ball
150 left. Not as rough as I expected
Horizon DLC time with Monster on the rocks to end the day 😮💨
Todd. Put the coke down. TODD YOU HAVE 3 FORWARDS COMING IN ALREADY TODDDDD https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b10dd3369a31ef02fb69dab2a78bb6a165641356f20308daeabfb43cf2b45199.jpg
I have a severe bias against João Pedro so I'd say that Igor is a better option
Warhorse is making a LOTR game confirmed. I'm so glad they're moving on from medieval bohemia.
Bros. I'm too terrified to play the Ashley section lol
Hello hello
Ded af
Bye?
Ello
See this is why I put the ? i knew you’d show up if I said bye
The bottle will follow this man to everywhere for the rest of his life https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6c7592121590d91b831ffbbd3bd8a3ac24eb93fa34efea3d37bb3d7a69bee9e1.jpg
It was good banter when they made it close but you also look like a dumb ass if your team doesn’t end up winning.
Honestly, City didn’t recruit well enough to win the league. Arsenal are pretty stacked in everywhere but attack. City spending 75 million on Semenyo was beyond stupid. Bournemouth got better without him.
If City can take anything out of this season beyond the cup double is Doku finally adding end product to his game
Doku adding end product got them less points than when they had Sterling and Mahrez.
Those seasons spring Gündogan always won them the points anyway
They used to have a much better midfield than they currently do. Rodri/Gundogan/KDB was a legit insane midfield.
Anyway that draw was the best possible result. Even Slot can’t bottle UCL from here with +6 gd swing and even a draw is enough
And biased refereeing decisions
Do any of the fools here live in LA? I don’t think so. Diki once did when he was younger.
Baeloy and I could come visit
Oface does
Absolutely criminal 82 points wins the league this season.
Like I said before, the league is being watered down by these PL teams spending obscene fees for very mediocre players. A big tell if a transfer is shit is if the other team immediately finds a similar quality replacement for like 800K from a favela.
Well we’ll skip that one
Maybe drop a Horus energy core at his house
Maybe drop a Horus energy core at his house
Going fro RE4 to this game’s photo mode is night and day
This shit looks like a cutscene but it’s just standing on a shelter and putting one of the sitting poses on Aloy
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RE4 is still a 10/10 doe.
I gave Alan Woke, Horizon and Requiem all a 9
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Mourinho is either going to make Real disciplined again or it’s gonna look like one of those videos where people drop pure cesium into a pool and it violently explodes
Either way it will be kino
The fact Mourinho is back at Madrid feels very simulation-y
Those prima donnas are in for a rude awakening. And Perez loves Jose so the locker room ain’t getting him sacked despite doing as good if not better than Flick like they did Xabi
It’s kewl I recognize the whole LA lay out, despite it been ruined by volcanic eruptions here and the sea level has come up, just from GTA V and Los Santos 😎
I’m basically a local you know
Also, it’s basically the same game by a certain point but worse.
Over 75% of the people who got pardoned for Jan 6th have already been arrested and most of them for children sex crimes. This entire party is just fucking child rapists now.
😬
I just found out this morning that Charles Kushner (the pardoned billionaire felon now American ambassador to France) wasn't just arrested for fraud. The guy hired a prostitute to seduce his brother in law then sent the tape to his own sister to blackmail them with.
If every Kushner died tomorrow I genuinely don’t think anybody including Ivanka would care
But all thesw cunts have always been child rapists. Every fucking conservative state tries to pass laws where they get to “genital check” underage kids. Genuinely hope these people all get fucking flayed limb from limb.
Anybody who ever says Republicans care about the economy should legitimately be stabbed so many times they can’t have an open casket funeral.
Salah posted yesterday about his farewell dinner with the lads and now today this. It’s really starting to hit home he’s leaving 😔
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Why are they alone, who set up that picture
They taking in the stadium one last time while it’s empty.
I’m guessing he’s done some video and/or photoshoot there too
Also Elon rigged the election in case it wasn’t extremely obvious at this point.
Everyone knows
Except trumptards
They’re not called Trumptards any more. Call them what they are. Child rapists. Every conservative voter is ok with Child Rape
Genuinely imagine if Biden had pardoned somebody and they immediately went to jail for pedophilia. I hope everyone who voted for this fat fuck gets Cancer and dies horribly
This dlc immediately fixed my one gripe with the main game. You can operate a skiff now and travel on water.
All these alpha influencers are like “I have to get up ag 3AM sleeping in is for BETAS”
But literally all the alpha animals sleep all winter lol.
All these alpha influencers are like “I have to get up ag 3AM sleeping in is for BETAS”
But literally all the alpha animals sleep all winter lol.
Why is Barca in for Joao Pedro? I swear these fucks pretend to be broke all year and then when the window opens they’re in for every 100 million player in the world lol
How is Pedro 100 million 😭
Because they already overpaid for him once lol
Also, apparently any striker that can actually kick a ball is worth Zidane prices now
State of play on Tuesday, an hour long and apparently broadcasting from a theater.
I don’t understand why you guys get so excited for these
I can understand caring to a degree. What I don’t get is the people that act like Sony or Nintendo just betrayed their whole family if they don’t get exactly what they want which is probably gonna happen at a 100% clip
Well there's two reasons for this one:
A) I was wring about the date, its the following Tuesday June 2nd. 2 week advance for a state of play is kinda crazy, don't think they would do this if they didn't have some big things to show
B) they're having a live audience for this show.
I think this is gonna be their E3 like show this year
What about the goat geoff summer fest
Canceled this year because the chinese devs couldn’t afford the tariffs for game trailers. Very sad. Many are saying
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GAAS basically getting canned, bringing back older creative IP, no more PC ports and now this. I'm so glad Playstation is slowly going back to normal.
Jak and Daxter pls
No
Brother were you even alive when those games came out.
Their annual E3 shows are usually good though.
Anyway, garden update, the cats like the cat nip I grew.
Lfg
Sometimes I'm kinda proud most of us here don't bother with The Boys and Invincible
I literally have always had anti-interest in Invincible tbh.
I have a soft spot for Invincible but I've only seen the first season
I need to catch up on both
Also, Nintendo finally having a June direct its rumored. Need to see OOT and not this Star Fox and Yoshi Mysterious Book trash
I don’t get people wanting more Jak and Daxter. The story is done. It’s over. Just stop it. Not everything needs to constantly exist to make sequels.
That's true but it was a pretty unique idea and we haven't really seen anything similar since.
Only Sony franchises that are basically abandonware that I want brought back are Ape Escape, Wild Arms and Sly.
They're bringing back Ape Escape. It's being made by the Astro Boy developers.
I hope
you shouldn't expect much from Sony other than stuff that was already announced.
Them not being at SGF means they don't have a lot to show that is close to ready
(we are attending SGF and we already got somewhat spoiled at some of the new things that will be shown)
What if they just want to show it at their own event? They're not doing PC ports anymore and that's what they've usually shown at SGF in the past or stuff from third parties like Kojima.
Astro Bot was announced at their E3 3 months before launch.
doubt it. Goddamn Nintendo is at SGF and they are more secretive.
Bot not Boy
Has Vadee actually played Jak
Jak 1 and every other Jak are vastly different things
Was he even alive when they came out lol
I don't like any post-1 Jak tbh. Edgelordness for the sake of it
This is a stupid take. The games are still lighthearted. Jak himself is edgier but that almost gets played off as a joke half the time.
The real right take on why Jak 1 is better is because GTA with platforming is a horrible idea at the end of the day. Jak 1 is the most pure.
nah man, I stand by it. I don't like that dumb tonal change because everything had to be mid-2000s darker at PS2 to counter Nintendo's tone
I played Jak because I wasn't allowed to play GTA.
We know lol.
Jak 2 and 3 are awesome though
I mean one of the sub plots in Jak 2 is Daxter turning a hot girl from the bar into the same species as him. Like I don’t think it’s as edgy as the aesthetic dictates, I’m sorry.
yes Satty Yakuza also has dumb shit, yet it doesn't make those games family friendly
People throw “edgy” around way too much. Zack Snyder saying batman could get raped in prison is edgy. Bomberman Act Zero is a game trying too hard to be taken seriously. The main big bad in Jak 2 is a fat guy who is constantly the brunt of Daxter’s sarcasm. Yes the story is more mature but it’s not like Daxter is a bitter drunk who hates Jak now.
there's a lot of Sony stuff that could be brought back. It just doesn't need to be in a big cinematic scope.
like something in the scope of the Yoshi games (just not $60)
I mean, they could bring Patapon back, but I don’t think 90% of people below the age of 30 even know what a PSP looks like
they brought Patapon back. Last year
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2383200/PATAPON_12_REPLAY/
Wait what
yeah man you know when you have those month-long streaks of "who cares I don't even care about gaming anymore"?
those are the news and releases you end up missing lol
It’s not that tbh. I’m just completely detached from gaming news because I genuinely don’t care about 99% of games. If it isn’t posted here I won’t know it came out most likely
well there ya go
Patapon got brought back because there was Patapon stuff in Astro Bot lol
I bought the RFK cookbook and it doesn’t even have his dead whale meat soup. This shit is a ripoff do not buy
Honestly, I’m just locked in on my backlog. I have so many games I bought and haven’t played that I’m just enjoying playing whatever and not caring about new releases. New games have mostly been shit the gen anyway
I would like a MediEvil.
Lumines.
new one also came out last year lmao
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2370000/Lumines_Arise/
this one's even in VR
Why the fuck would any big club want Thiago any way? Dude is not fucking clinical at all.
Sofascore analysts. They see stats. They don't watch games.
I forgot about Gravity Rush too but that ain’t happening
that is one I'd like to see a comeback. But for that, Sony would need to fucking reopen Japan Studio
now, a bigger budgeted one I'd like: The Getaway.
Goddammit bring over Guy Ritchie to write it and/or Jason Statham to star in it
I know not a single Getaway was ever truly good but damn man, one of the very few PS2 games I've always felt jealous of not being able to play
Shadow of the Colossus 2: Bigger and Badder
Dark Cloud 3 but that has the same chance of happening as Ana De Armas appearing at my door
the thing is: all of those references showed up in Astro Bot. I wouldn't dismiss anything making a comeback, in a "Melee showing Fire Emblem to the world" kind of way.
I mean, if Sony wasn't dumb. They are dumb.
Dark Cloud isn’t happening. Level 5 barely exists as is, and none of the people working there are the people that worked on any of their good games. I don’t think it’d sell anywhere near well enough to warrant sony producing it in house
He is right though. Golf is stupidly expensive if you play at really nice courses. Anything nicer than the local Muni is probably minimum $50 for a round. Plus a cart fee etc. but we don’t use a cart and we don’t play at Pebble Beach lol
I don't know what happened to Team Ico's new game. It's been in development for longer than The Last Guardian.
Team Ico doesn’t exist
They're making a Gravity Rush movie though for some reason
An animated GR movie could've had so much potential but its live action
If only they’d stop making human slop amirite?
You don't remember the announcement trailer?
https://youtu.be/qBnYtK1stCk
I’ve never seen this
mantrailer in my life officerI would say that Dark Cloud has a zero percent chance of being made. Ape Escape maybe. Wild Arms maybe if Pigs inhaled a lot of helium one day
Although they did re-release Wild Arms 4 this month.
Apparently The Boys finale is predictably awful. I’m just gonna pull a Strangers Things and drop it so I don’t have to suffer any longer.
I’ve still only watched 3 episodes of this season
Last episode I saw was the one where they go looking for the V1 in the old bunker.
I’m on the season finale of season 1
Oooh watch it. That episode is ahmazing
Hmmmmm
Emery owns the Europa League. Only being manager of Arsenal could stop him from winning it
Watch all these seasons of these shows and all of them get worse as the series goes on and have dogshit endings.
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Watching hump day will make you feel better
Because nothing is planned out any more. You’d never see a popular show end after the story is done. Squid Games shouldn’t be more than one season. The story is told. But it’s popular so it has to keep going
Emery if every game was the Europa league final https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ccbb4eea707c5d364f59ca9d0ee6b2a0b7cb9733e72a174f09ed624b5e29701a.jpg
Only thing that hasn’t let me down funnily enough is our lord and savior anime
https://youtu.be/xo7Cp3GsyxQ?si=31CfBprsk5FFZktI
Harby please watch too
Went to the range while my grandpa was at Dialysis. Look at that impact pattern. Pure as fuck and not a single mark off the sweet spot. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2fade0c2526e89643a326736cfa081257b1d73e0e308b4d3345fefc62a1c489c.jpg
Whoa
The neighbor took her laptop there to hang out with me since she’s “working” from “home” and she said “I want to see you hit one with no setup.”
And I did it and I hit it well and she said “See you don’t need to do all that. Much faster.” And I replied “yeah I hit it well but it didn’t feel good” lol
She was right.
No she’s not. Yeah, I can hit it well once, but if I don’t go through the routine there's no control of the tempo and pace. Mechanically, my shot is the same because I do the same thing every time. If I just grip it and rip it I feel like anything I do is purely up to luck
Interesting
It’s just hard for me to get a feel for the swing if I don’t give myself time to run through the “checklist” of my setup. Like even in that swing that ended up ok, it felt incredibly throwy with my hands because I wasn’t set up properly. It ended up being a good shot but I don’t want to feel like I’m going too far inside because I setup wrong. It made my swing not repeatable.
Well you know more than me. All I know about golf is from.happy Gilmore and tin cup
Villa winning the Europa League guarantees us European football next year 🙂
I might even wear my old-as-shit Villa kit to celebrate
Like I said, everyone makes fun of the waggle but it’s not optional lol
Just like some wii games
Harby Kong Country Returns
Harby kong legit should be his name
I'll be honest, racing against a god damn Gundam in Forza Horizon 6 was, like, amazing
Words don’t describe the level of OCD I feel when I see somebody next to me at the range and I just wanna fix their over the top swing but I’m not gonna be the asshole giving unsolicited advise so I just have to watch this dude swing like a rusty gate.
Tbh I’d take your advice if we went golfing but if I playing myself and someone just gave me advice it would kinda be weird
I do it to my friends/cousin all the time. Like one time I was out with my friends and this guy went to hit a putt and as he was setting up I just reached across with my putter grip and used to move his hands up because they were way too low lol
I do it to my friends/cousin all the time. Like one time I was out with my friends and this guy went to hit a putt and as he was setting up I just reached across with my putter grip and used to move his hands up because they were way too low lol
O.O
yes, you race against a Gundam. In Tokyo. And there's like some hyperactive J-pop playing in the background.
If I had a se-x I’d get this game
it will come to PS5 later, I'm sure
I don’t have one yet cries in french
I wanted to yell “rotate your fucking hips man” just once 😭
It’s all in the hips
I just did that robot race
I feel bad because I didn't win fair and square
And Jen, it’s not my fucking fault everything in golf sounds gay. There is no way to say “stroke play” without sounding dirty. Please be mature
Mansplaining to Jen
It’s what Apple would have wanted
Sometimes I smash a teacup in the hopes it’ll come back together. I’m always disappointed when it doesn’t. That is where I’m at in missing her
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bc4086e783f8083bcb99d3453f2d0c302d5384bf00c598ca689c7da3334278ce.jpg
Omg
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b8224419fe88e7375ff144e05844bd4eea6074a4aeff0ca02c01060d5e254b87.jpg
Cuuute
They decided the neighbor’s driveway is OUR driveway now comrade.
TThe Whole administration
They all deserve it
seriously Forza why did you put goddamn Turnstile in the heavy rock radio station
there was a Sub Pop radio station for pretentious indie shit for that reason…
Harbesity
Also that ballroom is never getting built. Literally unending levels of grift.
Oh
Like nothing I have ever said about rich people came from what the media says or what the internet says. It’s a factual statement backed by science that being obscenely wealthy completely fucks your psychology.
I shouldn't have said anything because then you get like this and say how you're always right
I’m simply pointing out that i’m not saying this as a “haha, I was right!” I knew I was right because I’ve experienced this shit first hand.
Jen V
Dang
Satty will never be cmll world champion
Yep, just some random Luchador named Satirico
El gran satirico
Me and Kit Wilson in a fued because I’m being TOXIC and appropriating their culture.
Low key that would be fire
SSomeone Left a bottle of juice and a shirt on the bus stop
I hope it's juice….
Apple juice?
SStrawberry Peach
Karma should cosplay as el gran Americano
Jen do you think satty is kawaii?
Or do you think he's a baka
I remember when apple banned me for saying Rosalina is better than peach. I miss her. Still can't believe it
He's such a weird incel freak
WWhoa What did I do?
https://youtu.be/6hI9ZnsNW3M?si=Eu88W4INbcuHttir
Me and harbys tag team name would be DK Harbananza
The Harb Knight Rises
II Like this one too
I feel like Jen pees upside down in stalls
II Don't really but just wanted to see if she'd reply
WWhen The teacup shatters, I forgive you
I really like the idea of Spiffy judging people on what anime he thinks they like lol
Oh no. He hates me
Trump just said he would run as Prime Minister of Israel if he isn’t allowed to run for a 3rd term lol. Whatever man, can death just fucking take this clogged artery in human form
TThe Worst part is he'll probably die peacefully in his sleep despite everything
I don’t care how he dies as long as I never have to hear the words “many people are saying” ever again
I wish someone could penance stare him tbh
I genuinely don’t think it would work.
I forgot people with no sense of guilt or shame can be immune from it. Well then I want yhe tree from yu yu hakusho
That legit might be the only thing I know about YuYu Hakusho lol
I will teach you something else. He does a move called spirit gun. In Japan it's rei gun.
Is Shotgun also a move? Or double barrel shotgun?
ShShotgun yeah. Love that anime
I can't believe I remembered that lol. My friends in like 4th grade were obsessed with it but I have never seen so much as 1 second lol
I really enjoy it. Good fights and ideas
Tets also loves it I think
When I get a pc imma emulate the samurai champloo game on ps2
The neighbor is way too good for me man. She heard me bitching about how I don’t ever have a real ball marker (been using the President Garfield coin lol) so she asked today what my dream course to play was, I said “Besides like Augusta or where they hold majors, probably Valhalla Country Club in Kentucky”
So they have these ball markers with magnets you can put on your divot tool and they have a bunch of ones at the pro shop from famous different golf courses. She got me one that is for the course we go to (Half Moon Bay Golf Club) and the other one is from Valhalla Country Club.
It probably cost like 5 dollars but I’ve never felt like anybody paid attention to me like that before. Sorry for being corny
you deserve it
I mean just look at this course dude, is that not gorgeous https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b2318a9c8d22e7387e08f1133b748ebd3da3ae1c76cf1e457b9002e54ca0114b.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef0eb9657d5208b7e2cf2c936c9f380d64be467385b76031609a5ea4b3702256.png
I’d be confused as fuck where to hit it in the first picture tho lmao
How do you go golfing so often? Are you rich?
Brother, I’m not golfing at fucking TPC Sawgrass. It’s 12 bucks for 9 holes lol.
Also, only the third time I’ve played since November.
This is a course that has hosted the PGA Championship, and the Presidents cup. This is not where I’m golfing every week lol.
Oh.
Anyway, what would Jen rather I talk about
I can't wait until the week is over.
I really want you give my wrist a break lol.
I would not trust him if I were his mother.
Imagine crying about not getting a call on the obvious flop
I really like this show and it's better than 85% of incel anime but why can't we have normal dialogue anymore? No one talks like this in real life.
WWhich Show?
Am I dumb? I've never heard someone call a woman an "old bag" as an insult.
It’s an old insult, so no. I’ve never heard somebody use it outside of a movie
II Only heard it in Seinfeld when he robbed an old lady for her marble rye
what lol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cf8be78d1169ce9659a4fcae7d28411e6d1476a24f9ad04b9a6cd3ddd67be04d.jpg
Couldn't they do a Rico case with that?
They'd never do it. The dems also insider trade.
You would have to physically restrain me from beating these people’s asses to death if I was ever in a room with them.
you know, at least when the warriors were dominant, they didn’t flop and played real basketball. OKC is like if Grayson Allan’s face was a basketball team.
Finnish Knights where they are serious and go medievel on people in the ring but then after they win they have a party like a european discotheque. With abba.
The People’s Fjord.
Waterloo. One guy does a backbreaket while the other guy does a splash off the top
The Finnal Countdown?
II Like it
You could bring back the Snowdriver
TThat Was my finisher in wrestlemania 2000 for a few months
And you could have a chant of "Everybody loves bread" and Harby could wave around a baguette before hitting people with it 0.o
They could sell baguette dolls
Poor Al was just before his time
I heard he's huge now. Not sure if true
That's huge, if true. Many people are saying.
SSatty Is angry now
Sad!
Today at work is annoying. They keep making me do too much stuff. Mainly because those managers don't care about what I do and always say [name redacted] can do it
IIt Annoys me because I take the bus and have to finish at a certain time or I have to walk home and they don't offer me rides. I gotta beg and I hate that
II Hate doing the boxes so much. Ugh.
Stand your ground
When a manager tells you to do something y9u gotta because that’s how jobs are.
IIf You search al snow 2026 they have a lot of weather news. Saying snow hit a place but I'm imagining al snow grows and punches states
But what happens if Al Snow searches you? That's the real question
Then he gets put in the dk driver
Back to work. I can tell this night gonna get more annoying.
I’m sorry but Spiffy not knowing I was posting pictures of one of the nicest courses in the world and him thinking I play there every week instead of the place with plastic mats as tee boxes that costs $12 a round is hilarious.
I’m sorry but Spiffy not knowing I was posting pictures of one of the nicest courses in the world and him thinking I play there every week instead of the place with plastic mats as tee boxes that costs $12 a round is hilarious.
It’s more if you’re bad and lose balls but I’m not so that doesn’t apply to me 😎
Like how would you factually prove he tried to lose other than a game where he put the goalie up top or something lol. Plus, you know these analytics cunts make the lineups, he doesn’t.
And even besides that, he still has 11 players out there who are trying to win. There’s literally no way to prove this without an email that says “Please lose on purpose so we can hire you” from Qatar
Bruh Tuchel took Toney instead of Welbeck/Watkins
😭
Werk done
City fans on social media are just as bad as Arsenal fans but there’s just way less of them.
Chelsea trying to prove in court Maresca purposefully lost games to get fired. They better fucking take Rosenior to court then too
Chelsea is so fucking funny dude
They have dumb cunt American venture capitalists as owners, these people are legit the most useless, out of touch dumb fucks in human history. They genuinely think they’re building something special with a front 3 of Garnacho/Delap/Neto
How the fuck would you even prove this lol. Unless Maresca has a diary you found where he said “Dear eh-diary, I am playing Garnacho this week because I want to lose and be fired.”
I think that is true
you can't say you were trying to win a game by putting Garnacho on the pitch
Yeah because playing Gittens gives you a much better chance
They spent 60 million on Gittens, he’s not trying to lose, he’s playing with what he’s got
Official club statement is “We feel that we had an outside chance of the title”
Lmao. Buddy you are in fucking 8th place, 30 points off the lead. You had an outside shot at the title like I have an outside shot of marrying Natalee. What the fuck lol
yall don't know how surreal it feels to see Brighton having an active chance of playing Champions League football next season
I hope they don't, because we can actually win a lower European league, but goddammit dude
I genuinely think Chelsea’s owners go “but we bought all these amazing players like Delap and Fofana, how could we possibly be losing besides the manager doing it on purpose?”
You know they are
Again, gittens + Delap cost you nearly 100 million. You could have bought Kavaratschelia for half that. and you’re sitting here going “No, Maresca obviously was telling them to lose games.”
Mudryk was 100M
Surely that contract has now been terminated
still under contract
Doesn't that mean every player could just use drugs and get paid if it's not automatically void?
I am pretty sure Chelsea's contract was poorly written, without a behavioral clause, and given its 8 and a half year length, the termination fee must be astronomical
they simply cannot terminate his contract because it would ruin the way they spread costs over lengthy periods to avoid FFP issues
Bro is banned from football
his suspension goes until 2028. His EIGHT YEAR CONTRACT lasts until 2031
Bruh 💀
Chelsea is the gift that keeps on giving
Dude got suspended for 5 years and still has his contract to come back to lol
It’s ridiculous
😭
I don't understand why the traffic in this game doesn't even try to avoid you. Why would they keep driving completely straight no matter what?
This game makes me so mad. Why are random tiny shrubs unbreakable? You can plow throw entire forests but not this twig. Why are fences 90% breakable but some random piece of it isn't? I can't do this challenge.
That shit good
Gurl I know
1957?!?
Jaysus. Also that is an awful translation for the title but it was 1957 so I will allow it. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b7779ef6604a75276081e94484267fc04e4aa8e455d58c93f60555e7f926c1d3.png
I’m team Jen on this
You watch the most braindead capeshit and a classic movie from 1957 is too much for you?
God the language they use in that movie and the old fashioned acting. 😖
🧐
Bunch of old geezers voted it
Knix tonight
12 Angry Men is probably the best script ever written but I can see why people wouldn’t find a local court room case amusing, even if everything about the build up and the characters and how you can see their opinions forming and changing in real time is amazing to me.
Finland is hammering Latvia 7-1 in hockey world championship
Canada losing to Norway 💀
TBF, all of Canada’s best players besides Mack are still in the playoffs lol
Don’t write some long winded response, it was mostly a joke
I should downvote for the rudeness alone
Usually so are our’s but now we have Barkov in here. Bro hasn’t played for a year and every game he looks like the best player on ice. I think last time he played was 2014 when it was held in Russia and the final was rigged for them against us.
Usually we just have Liiga bois and some AHL
Barkov is a top 5 forward in the league and maybe even top 5 player period I’m not shocked he came back and was immediately good again.
It was a serious knee injury though
I don’t recall but it might have been both ACL and MCL rupture
Honestly, I think more people come back from ACL injuries fine than don’t now. Hell, KD had a full achilles tear and he’s still one of the better basketball players on the league
I’m biased but I think he’s #2 and #1 need no mention
Fucking gross if Vegas wins again
I can’t get over how much the Kraken and Vegas feel like some douchebag’s create a team from EA Sports NHL. Like everything about Vegas specifically feels fake
I'd rather them than the Canes. I can't believe how much of a Mickey Mouse clubhouse run they've gotten
It’s funny that Frank said “One of the most moral movies ever made” and even without context from scrolling down I knew he was talking about 12 Angry Men lol
"the greatest courtroom movie of all time" my ass
My Cousin Vinnie exists
and Legally Blonde
With all due respect, as a work of art, 12 Angry Men cinemogs those movies. And I like both of them lol
That gives me hope for Ekitike
20 years ago an achilles was a death sentence. Now it’s really not but we’ll see.
I’m gonna watch bois ep 4 while I eat. Tired and this show doesn’t require you to think anymore. It’s just Kimiko making sex jokes every 5th line
you should have done what I did
give up after season 3
I have never noped out of a show faster than after the S3 finale. I legit never watched another second of the show after that
Glad I never got into the Boys
First 2 seasons were entertaining. But like I said, you can’t pretend to make a show purely about parodying corporate America and then have 15 fucking spinoffs.
Jen doesn’t believe I could fix Firecracker
Firecracker just reminds me of 500 people in Texas I’ve been forced to hang out with against my will. Just incredibly dumb, ignorant people who think they deserve to have opinions. I’d rather date the Nazi, at least she killed herself.
Bro thinks he’s messiah now
Kinda complete nonsense for Tuchel to call up Lewis Hall instead of Shaw. Shaw somehow managed to play more games than anybody in the team this season including fucking Bruno somehow
Newcastle has been leaking goals like a sieve and Tuchel takes the guy who isn’t even starting for his club rn lol.
I take back what I said tbh, England aren’t winning shit with Tuchel. Arrogant fucking moron tbh
Not taking Maguire is just ridiculously stupid.
But he’ll take Guehi even though City wasted 45 million on him. Shit fucking defender.
Why you attacking Guehi when he’s taking fucking Dan Burn
Because Dan Burn is tall so he has some use.
he'll take Watkins over Dat Guy won't he
Watkins has been great since he was snubbed from the previous call up
Watkins is not better than Welbeck, Harby
Brother, he’d take fucking Mount over Welbeck lol
I haven't seen a more obvious country to win a cup this year than France
They are so ridiculously stacked
the best SQUAD is possibly Portugal, but they have a brainless donkey for a manager, so I doubt they'll even reach top 4
We have to be subjected to Mboope winning a world cup?
news flash, Vader: he has already won a world cup
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2f43ae35fd0681a9b3f045ec6a142a42fe84cf404af0e01279fa395180bba1b8.webp
Semenyo and Kirkez are perfect examples of smaller teams just taking advantage of the fact that these bigger clubs will spend stupid money on anybody who has a good season in the PL.
Semenyo isn’t better than Rayan, who they bought for fucking a quarter of what they got for Semenyo. Truffert has been a top 3 left back in the league while Kirkez is exactly what he is: A player that had a flukey assist season that covers up the fact that his advanced stats are all horrible. This is why the PL quality is in the gutter btw.
Rayan is future Brazil star. He was a top scorer of the Brazilian league at 18
I know he’s a star in the making Leo, I can see it with my own eyes when I watch Bournemouth. My point is that if a team can replace somebody you just bought for 100 million and not miss a beat, they’re probably not worth that much.
you can blame Neymar for every legless mongoose being worth 30 mill at least.
An above average season in the PL doesn't make you world class.
You mean Isak?
Isak scored back to back 20 goal seasons in the Prem. That’s not a fucking fluke.
I took a look at the 2026 World Cup-winning squad I had with Brazil in an old FM23 save, and boy. What a hilarious squad.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/adda199f16c391b0f3e3d44bc9d3c0f77d93bdb28cce6afba12941d009859841.png
That French attack is literally ungodly stacked.
like, Ekitike didn't get called up. Or Kroupi.
Ekitike tore an achilles bud.
ok. Kroupi
Picking up Kroupi in FPL was the literal only decent move I made all season lol
they just bleed talent. Must be in the Parisian water.
Isak is a good player and one that (right now since any striker who doesn’t literally trip over their own boots constantly is worth 60 million) is probably worth 100+ million.
But it’s not a signing Liverpool should have made. Complete waste of money. Their best seasons with Klopp were ones where they only signed low key, hard working players. Isak is none of those things and also gets injured all the time
who do you think will be the world cup's dark horse
USA because I genuinely believe FIFA would rig it to suck Trump’s balls
but you have tHeLeBrOnJaMeSoFsOcCeR
No amount of rigging can make US win games of football though
to me either Norway or Japan are going far
Barca when they want to buy a player during the season https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b18ae13f78806f770db445d0449a63bdf140b743cb990e80264e07fcb504993f.jpg
Barca in the summer (they will drop 100 million on Joao Pedro and then not register half their squad) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/475b5ca37795b074c3e1712396105fd94c9d8b86f2b562aded7d6017249bf3af.gif
My real answer is Japan probably
sadly they are Mitomaless
Wow they lost their star player just before the big tournament it's just like an anime
this is a dumb episode
Aang will be bigger than the Fire Lord in season 3 finale at this pace
https://youtu.be/M_Las484swM?is=QN9Lu82nQWeARecW
I feel bad for Azula. The stress is getting to her.
Toph's casting looks really good especially compared to some of the others
Destiny is ending it’s live service updates
End of an error
Have I mentioned this game pretty
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little bit of cardio https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d1442501a2109065436144ce9e536171b42ec448f5d15e2e7cd1fece35defd7f.jpg
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5th picture looks like Majora at Waikiki lmao
I wanna watch a movie but it’s been so hectic here with the move and now unpacking everything next to school thesis and work and whatnot. The only movie I’ve managed to watch here was Drive when it came on tv and I kinda ended up just watching it standing while was supposed to unpack during one of the first full days here lol
It’s a good movie
It is
https://youtu.be/YT5N1TbDeqk?is=v-CHzdCvkWyjV5kR
Hype
FH6 easily has the best map in the series but the beginning area and Tokyo kind of suck for free roam. Some of the Tokyo tracks like Akiba are kino though. Also it's not a massive upgrade but the graphics are actually really good max settings with RTX on. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4492d1b1461f94ad86bbc93e004ca04ccfbec5fbf68e7095c3a86ac6f872702f.png
Besides the awful draw distance LOD but Forza Horizon 5 was even worse
Besides the awful draw distance LOD but Forza Horizon 5 was even worse
Between FH6 and Fable 2027 it's like Playground has never seen a human face before
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She was secretly a femcel herself this whole time. This is the greatest plot twist in anime history.
Now the incel is reaching out to her instead of the other way around
Google is such a worthless dogshit company. There's no reason they should be allowed to exist.
Finally, my 5 day weekend is here
I want to pass out
Same but I will not
My putter was fucking INFERNO hot today boys.
Lmao canes
I would have shot so well today if my iron game wasn’t fucked. Whatever. I shot +3 so not too bad.
We were pkaying with an old Japanese dude and he said “I’ll play you in this hole, you’re pretty good so I said yes. As soon as I saw that Ping Answer 2 I knew I was gonna lose. Anybody still using that is an absolute stick lol. I lost but I got Par and he birdied so it was fun. Then he went ahead of us lol
Bungie didn't even bother making Destiny 3 because they bet everything on Marathon. Woke kills studios. It's not even a meme.
Like, I think my comment about OKC being if Grayson Allen’s face was a team was way more succinct and clever.
Satty it's probably time to increase your weights. Your body should be used to it enough now.
I only got 2 choices. 10 or 25 lol
Oh. Well give it another week then put the 10 on the 25.
I just got to Squid Game season 2. First season was nothing short of a Masterpiece. 10/10
The first episode with the VIPs is pure art. The most visually stunning series ive ever seen.
Yo. Did you try those chin-ups or neck bridges?
Shut up skank.
Be nice to skank. He’s just trying to help
That skank said I'm too fat to dance them posted a meme of the truffle shuffle on my myspace page
WWtf Let's kick his ass
Knicks get a 2-0 lead and canes got pantsed. Amazing night
GGo Knicks
Hi gang
Skank messaged you and then stain was bullying skank
How’s it going
Yesterday was awful. Work made me wanna hang myself. Today so far is better but things can change fast. Break almost over. How are you?
Good. I went golfing today
Nice. How’d you do? I heard you play in fancy courses
I did well. My cousin tried the 6/9 iron trick and I went to address and I was like “You really woke up and said ‘today is definitely the day’ huh?”
SShould Have used a 6/7 iron ahahahahahahaha kill me
Apparently the neighbor thinks it’s “cute” when I get mad. Especially on one hole when I l flew my 4 hybrid over the green and then said “so no cut?” And slammed my club.
Awww
Apparently the neighbor thinks it’s “cute” when I get mad. Especially on one hole when I l flew my 4 hybrid over the green and then said “so no cut?” And slammed my club.
Back to work
Stones making the world cup roster is literally psychopathic. The dude has not played since they won the fucking Treble. Tuchel is such a shitty manager.
One of the things I like about Trails remake is that it shows you exactly where everything is on the map
Calling it right now, England goes out in the round of 16 to Mexico at the world cup. Tuchel’s team selection is downright deranged. Why the absolute fuck are you taking Djed fucking Spence. Dude might get his team relegated this weekend and he’s there over TAA and Maguire? Why the utter fuck did he take Rashford and Toney?
Calling it right now, England goes out in the round of 16 to Mexico at the world cup. Tuchel’s team selection is downright deranged. Why the absolute fuck are you taking Djed fucking Spence. Dude might get his team relegated this weekend and he’s there over TAA and Maguire? Why the utter fuck did he take Rashford and Toney?
I take back everything I said about Ancelotti's callup. England is pure utter comedy
“AI, find me an expensive striker with a shit attitude to replace Joao Pedro”
“Victor Osimhen is a total jerk and also scored 21 league goals last season”
“Perfect I got 100 million to spend!” rails line
Also, bringing Henderson for “experience” is fucking a joke. He sucks ass now, he’s not gonna play so bring somebody who actually will.
Luckily for all these players Tuchel is a fucking prick and won’t be there past this WC.
Lol, he just said they want England to be the best set piece team so he doesn’t bring Maguire or Watkins???????
Or Trent for deliveries like bruh. They legit might not make it out the group stage.
they are because three out of four make it through, with one of the teams in their group being Panama. But they ain't even topping it.
If I was a NT manager I wouldn’t touch Djed Spence with a 30 foot pole. I wouldn’t want any of these spurs players in the building tbh, they might get relegated.
Taking Henderson instead of the most in form midfielder in Morgan Gibbs-White is also hilarious
Taking Henderson instead of the most in form midfielder in Morgan Gibbs-White is also hilarious
No Lewis Hall either? Like this team selection is nonsensical.
Toney over Welbeck. Make it make sense.
I now need to remake my entire world cup prediction. I thought England had an actual chance to make it to the final but this shit ain't even topping their group against Croatia
Yep. Literally insane selections by Tuchel. No Watkins or Welbeck but you take the guy who hasn’t even played well in the rec league. Taking Stones over Maguire is literally psychotic.
dude is seeking vendetta for those two world wars, that's the only explanation
Why are you taking Spence? He’s literally one of the worst fullbacks in the Prem lol
Henderson must have some dirt on the FA president.
“Experience” is more important than taking 2 of the top 5 midfielders in the PL lol.
you know who has experience? Dat Guy.
aren't Pickford and Reece James experienced enough as well?
Maguire is also experienced. So is Kane. So is Rashford, so is like 90% of the squad
And taking Dan Burn should be seen as an act of hostility against England from Germany tbh
hell, even Trafford
this man is either going to do the most genius world cup run in history or will be chased after by the royal guard and deported to Germany. No in between.
the moment you realize Scotland has a better English midfielder (McTominay) than England
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Everyone getting mad about Destiny 2 dying like why the fuck were people still playing this shit.
ask Harby
Everyone on Fox News is just Doordash Granny in different Mission Impossible masks https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e969e8d8743db5d3cfccc871a20211807ac514490faf17435bebdad2779f66e2.jpg
Also, Trump saying “I’ve known him a long time” about his son is fucking killing me
I seriously don’t get how people even play games like Destiny tbh. Every single game like that I’ve played I got sick of in less than an hour. I’m sorry but boring as shit gameplay that’s justified by getting more big number so that you can keep playing the same repetitive combat is not a fucking gameplay loop. It’s data analytics.
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Time to watch Mando
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poor sod
Not what I wanted to post but you know what, whatever.
if there is one thing I wasn't expecting from an Xbox game was for it to make me start liking J-pop
why does even the poppiest shit in Japan have Dream Theater esque influences
Because Dream Theater itself was heavily inspired by Emerson Lake and Palmer which in turn inspired tons of the synth and chip tune music for video games. It’s a full circle
sorry I wanted to say Mr. Big. You can hear the Paul Gilbert in this goddamn pop song all over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI0_Hx__dFU
why isn't THIS the popular shit white teens like, instead of K-Pop?
IIt was good, but it really could have just been season 4
is the Filoni cameo as pathetic and self-indulgent as it sounds
I don't even know what he looks like
He’s been in Mando episodes before as well as the other directors.
did you see a dipshit nonsensically wearing a cowboy hat
I didn't but my step brother just told me he did that and one of the pilots or something
He’s played one of the pilots in Mando season 1 and 2 as well so I suspect it’s that same character
Todd’s railing lines and searching the statlizard AI section by “Young players we can overpay for” gonna be a long summer boys https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ba60879a47808d8dda479e479d31fc9246ba3aad74e5bf8efe908c6a3b5ddbf7.jpg
Why are there so many Argentine gingers
You know why Spiffy come on.
I can’t escape slotball anywhere
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I thought you were hiring Alfred Molina Jr.
That’s nothing but bs rumours. The actual reporters keep saying nothing has changed and Slot will be here
Seeing a jacked out of his mind Hutt was funny
seeing a Hutt speaking Basic sounds odd
even though I know they do
Yeah it did but especially because his actor is very much not what I picture when I think Hutt
isn't the actor the long lost son of Gene Wilder
Even more funny when you realize it’s that baby hutt from the awful clone wars movie
YYeah That's what I thought lol. Funny that this is like the same plot too albeit done better
Bruh same plot 💀
I Mean it is lol, in both the plot revolves around rescuing him
and apparently an image of that specific poorly made CGI baby Hutt is shown… in a live action setting
Wtf no way. Surely they’d redo it in live action
I saw the Jahns spoiler talk. They show the CGI baby Hutt in a hologram
Finland lead 4-0 but every goal is by a defender at this point. Probably 60 shots soon too. This forward play is abysmal. Pennanen is such a shit coach
He sure looks like it
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😭
saved me $5 worth of a ticket
We watched Bullet Train last night since my roommate never saw it. Still a great one, still don't understand why the critics didn't like it
one of my 4 favorite movies of all time is Guy Ritchie's Rocknrolla and that too was hated by critics
I want to know how much money Scorsese got to act in that movie, and WHY he accepted doing that shit
MMaybe He thought it would be fun
of all people we'd expect to have some decency towards bad CGI blockbusters…
AAlso It's not exactly the same design Harby, it's this
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“Natalie Portman’s midriff was hotter than the time I went sunbathing on Mustafar”
Ok yeah that’s not this
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YYeah No it actually fits into the world. But also it's only there for like a scene
I don’t see what the problem then is. You guys made it sound like it was that awful animated version
Who is "you guys," Leo was saying that. I think it's fine
Hi gang
TODD. IT’S NOT EVEN JUNE YET. TODD STOP IT. STOP RAILING LINES AND USING THE STAT LIZARD AI
TODDDDDD https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/596527a2be2d24937d605c9841ad93e0c749003506bdb0efc89442091ac2c1c7.jpg
what difference does it make
He’s gonna buy all the fucking wingers again.
they will still finish 9th
and they will all suck
Whatever I’m leaving to go do gardening. Nobody appreciated my perfectly executed Gex joke
I thought it was funny.
Thank you
Read it in gexs voice
I’m still laughing about me seeing that old Japanese guy’s Ping Answer 2 and basically doing one of those anime splice cuts being like “Oh no, the Ping Answer 2! He’s an absolute stick!” Because it genuinely felt like that when he played me on a hole lol
Do you guys want more Friday content on the channel chat?
Karma wants a harby gym selfie
Oh fuvk it’s Friday. I work an extra hour
I meant the black cat https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e12bddf40dce31b962f63f13a41a630c61711e847496cf83c7287f9c5a4673f2.jpg
Oh then yes morr please
I think the funniest thing that happened yesterday was me saying “Don’t stand there, I’m about to spray sand all over that exact spot” when I hit a bunker shot. She thought she was far enough away. She proceeded to get sand blasted onto her shoes and I said “I told you exactly what was gonna happen, you only have yourself to blame.”
I hate sand. It’s rough and coarse and gets everywhere
I say that every time I’m in the bunker. Certfied classic like saying “huh huh, You said wood” like bevis and Butthead when I ask for a fairway wood. It never gets old.
Definitely have to make that reference
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DAT LIL FACE AWWWW
Squint
I hope karma and dougie can reconcile
I hope harby also makes up with dougie
I’m tired Robbie
SSame.
HHarby does not know
I’m making salsa rojo
Good. Better tha. Verde. Fight me karma
I like both. But it’s easier to make rojo because you don’t have to peel husk tomatoes.
I'm on team red
I haven’t played any games in like 5 days because I’ve been too tired.
I played an hour of Horizon today
II Haven't been able to do a Lotta things recently because health issues and depression due to health issues. Hurt my back. Hurt my knee. Hurt my neck. Got very dehydrated. Had withdrawals because was off a medication. Been a nightmare the past 3 weeks
Yikes you ok now?
How’d you hurt yourself in so many places
I'm just stressed now because pissed off my boss leaving early because the dehydration. Almost passed out and couldn't stand up.
Basically harby I'm clumsy af and need to clean my room
And drink more at work
I finally bought hydration powder shit. Also only drinking water or lemonade at work. No more soda. Also am drinking less sodas ans drinking more water every day
That’s very good. Soda isn’t something you should drink for thirst every day
I was drinking too much soda and not enough water but changed that. I only drink a certain amount of cans a day now
Harby knows
He never will
clean your room
Also been sleeping too much and just waking up. Showering and going to work. My sister said it was my body healing.
so haven't had time to. But yeah need to. Can't deal with getting hurt again
Clean today
I work today. Supposed to be getting dressed already
Clean some after work and more tomorrow
II Usually fall asleep. Get out at midnight and the mental exhaustion from paranoia about getting fired possibly makes me need sleep. I will clean tomorrow after my nieces graduation
Stop worrying about getting fired or you will panic yourself into actually getting fired by being unable to work all the time due to stress and anxiety
II'm Stressdd because the boss is pissed at me. I was told by a manager that he was still mad about Saturday
He’ll get over it. Just don’t leave early again.
1 time is not going to get you fired. It’s ok
Go get dressed
I’m sorry but Trump saying “I’ve known him a very long time” about his son is objectively hilarious.
I had a good laugh about that
“I’ve got many things such as Iran”
Bro started a war to avoid going to his son’s wedding lmao
It's sitcom shit.
I don’t think you should drink a can of soda every day even if it’s just that one can.
But this is a do as I say not as I do situation since I drink way too many energy drinks per week. Not one per day but not far from that
Well my goal is to cut back on soda. I was drinking a 24 pack in 2 days. Now I'm down to 4 a day. Then 3. Then 2.
That’s a solid plan. And yeah that 24 pack in 2 days is 😬
I don't drink and I don't do drugs. I'm boring and lame. My vice is soda. I was addicted and drinking it to cope
That is very unhealthy even if sugarless. Glad you’re cutting it way down
anything is a drug and toxic if consumed in excess
Like the lady who died of sodium poisoning drinking too much water to win a wii for her kid. The kid didn't get the wii btw
A 24 pack would legit last me more than 2 years. Not judging you but damn.
You can judge. I had a problem
I’m pretty much the only person here who actually completely cuts out soda
If I have 1 soda a month it’s incredibly rare. Maybe Shank does too but IDK what he drinks lol
Well I didn’t have soda today, just alcohol
II Don't plan on. If I ever feel like shit I'm just gonna work through it
AAlso Gonna save me money. Imagine buying 6 24 packs in less than a week
Bruh.
It got bad harby. I was also drinking like 15 large cups of soda at work too
Yeah no wonder you got dehydrated eventually
I honestly had a problem. I only drink one soda at work now to eat. Now just drink water and some lemonade
I don’t think energy drinks even give me any energy anymore. I’m just doing it for the love of the game now
the only thing that gives me energy nowadays, besides hatred, is thermogenic tablets
The taurine in your body not turning to energy as it gets showered by more energy drink https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d4dcce172bd7d433e3a0d5855b5080f6c25d84591c2777abb3929f85f77fee3e.jpg
being in your 30s is realizing that having a Nespresso machine in your room/office is as important as having good wifi
That’s very sith coded
you've played enough OG Battlefront 2 to know the Sith are leagues better than the Jedi
but yeah thermogenics are the next-level energy source for people too broken on the inside to feel the effects of caffeine.
it's basically a condensed tablet with caffeine, taurine, L-carnitine, and literal pepper extract
Damn
They released a new Nocco flavour and a new Celsius flavour too
I genuinely think Tuchel is trying to get revenge for the World Wars by bringing Stones and Toney lmao
And Djed fucking Spence
Taking Spence over Lewis Hall should genuinely be investigated for match fixing lol
and Jordan Henderson
Yeah, why does he have to be on the roster. You can have him sit on the bench. He doesn’t actually have to fucking be registered.
he's like me fr fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZpy9r_KXqc
Growing up is realizing all the dads in cartoons were the most relatable. I’m basically Stu Pickles at this point
not Timmy's dad
Dinklebeeeerggg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uolTBX198DI
It’s bad too the K market close to work has this forever lasting buy 2 celsius for 4 euros sale. So I always buy 2. They’re supposed to last 2 days but not always they do… but at least I drink a ton of water there too I suppose
Last for 2 days, they should, but not always, they do.
Shank probably drinks vegemite infused water
He can punch thirst away
Low key they were terrible patents I get why he got fairy godparents
PParents Too
just give the god damn cup to France already.
unless Portugal does a miracle.
imagine them doing it for Jota.
They will force a Saudi Ronaldo to start. It’s not happening
was Dinkleberg Jewish
was Timmy's dad an antisemite
like did you see that fk CR7 scored in the league to win the first cup in the leagye that was designed for him to win it every year. That league is such a joke as is that keeper
Is it better or worse than La Liga having a preseason fucking cup in Saudi Arabia lol
He shot a ball from around where Kroos scored that amazing incredible fk against Sweden in the World Cup. Ronaldo shot it straight, it was low, it went through the wall, it was going to the back post where the keeper was and he still did not even get a hand on it
Forza Horizon 6 making me start liking Japanese music that isn't Babymetal or the Dragon Ball theme song.
how the hell an Xbox game making me good musically weeb
NNeeds Nana mizuki songs
this is the j-pop radio station
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I almost forgot to wish my goth friend a happy world goth day
The gf is at a work trip. I posted this with a half joke ”I have entertainment for us to watch on Monday night” it’s over 58 minutes long.
She just legit replied we can watch it. It’s workikg guys, I’m brainwashing her
https://youtu.be/1Z9cA8RyHyw?is=GHK6xDtJP55D2mgE
Omg
but for real, having Gimme Chocolate play when you're racing like an imbecile on a jacked up Ferrari is gold
Oh god I’m gonna ugly cry so hard tomorrow
Same. My nieces graduation
HHell Yeah
Salah and Robbo’s final game for Liverpool
Omg. Are you gonna be okay?
No
🙁
The teacher who got fired for making a meme post about Charlie Kirk’s death won a 600,000 dollar settlement in court lol. Just more tax dollars being wasted by a bunch of dumb fucking cunts.
If any conservative tries to talk about fiscal responsibility again I will legit beat them with my 2 iron so bad they won’t have an open casket funeral.
Ok Abby
SSpikers
FOOOOOORE
SSatty When he kills conservatives with his golf club
I also heavily appreciate there is an entire subsection of the campaign dedicated solely to the Lancer x Impreza rivalry
Harby will never know. No matter how long he lives
Sattys street name is corn husk
Satirical Troll AKA Jesus Rodriguez “Corn Husk” De La Rosa was apprehended at 3AM Friday morning for crimes such as spray painting the elderly
II Like to believe 9n and alt earth this is your variant
Satirical Troll AKA Jesus Rodriguez “Corn Husk” De La Rosa was apprehended at 3AM Friday morning for crimes such as spray painting the elderly
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DDiDon't they say big government is bad? Now it's their priority?
If you asked a conservative in congress what they stood for their heads would explode trying to find a way to avoid answering that question. The entire institution is just a corrupt grift.
They're not even good at it. It's too fucking stupid
HHARBY IS MY NAME AND IMMA PUPPETEER TOO THERE'S NOTHING ME AND MY PUPPET FRIENDS CANT DO
DDry Ass heat today. Feels gross outside
TODD. STOP BUYING FORWARDS. TODD, IT’S NOT EVEN JUNNNNNNEE PUT THE COKE DOWN. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5326d30ae25cbf181223aa0264257635b8382623fe52530299459f5d14ada8bd.jpg
TThe Sun feels oppressive
WWow That bus is basically a billboard for the Raiders
Is it a short bus?
PoPow!
Vegemite infused water sounds kinda nasty.
Water infused vegemite is everything a growing boy needs though.
Satgy needs it
In his veins.
Like bane with venom
Exactly.
Satty will try to break me
I saw you got the hydralite kinda stuff. Have you tried it yet?
IIt's Been helping. Drink it before work every day
Nice. On especially hot days you could probably consider mixing up a bottle of it to take with you too.
It isn't too nasty for you then? The one over here just tastes slightly salty so it's weird but you get used to it pretty quickly and it's fine.
IIt's Salty but don't mind. I just drink it for the hydration. I'm pretty used to it
Good job.
TThanks Bro. How was your cousin?
Any time. He was good. His mrs was feeling sick so she stayed in bed which meant that I got a good chance to just talk to my cousin for once so that was cool.
NNice
I'm still a bit off my weight goal but I'm wondering when I should do some shredding, I've only been bulking since I started working out again. I don't think it would take me long to do a shredding cycle cause I'm always very lean anyway but I dunno if I'd be better hitting my target weight first since either way I'd have to do more bulking to get back up to it anyway.
It's a dilemma.
II Say go with your goal of bulking
WWork Time. Pray for me
Good luck bro.
I will never get over how people thought Marner sucked
I started Sly 2. I think this is gonna be another time where I play a couple different games again. Thinking of picking up Dark Cloud and maybe replaying AC3
You won’t like Dark Cloud
I was gonna ask if you think I would lol
Sly 2 is S tier
Can you melee enemies and not have to shoot?
Hating his stupid kids is the only thing Trump does that I relate to
I am downloading AC3 so that's definitely happening. Haven't played it in probably a decade I think
TIL this comes with Liberation too wtf. Never played Liberation so I shall be playing that
HDR needed to be turned off, it looks like shit with it on
Just straight up SGA propaganda by Reggie
Reggie Miller is worse than Doris Burke. I’ll say it even if it’s an inferno hot take IDC. Dude is annoying as fuck
I’m making a new thread
Rays up 5.5 games on us with a quarter of our payroll and we have no functioning bullpen and two bum hitters with $325 million. We need to give trashcan a 29th year to figure it out
Because the Rays have hands down the best manager in the league. And the reason they penny pinch is because they can develop prospects better than anybody.
Like I’m sorry, I could have told you to trade Spencer Jones before everyone figured out he can’t hit a breaking ball and he strikes out way too much.
I think everyone knows he's not a majors caliber player. Dominguez is taking the outfield once Grisham is gone
Lmao entire Spurs arena chanting “FLOPPER” for SGA 😭
I genuinely don’t understand how the Yankees always do this. We’re fucking awful and we have a bunch of AAAA guys running around doing nothing and our super stars are guys who swing at every low slider you throw. How are they so unproductive with legitimate big league talent like Bellinger and Judge
Also, why does every fanbase act like they should have a GG calibre catcher who is also amazing at the plate. there are maybe 16-20 catchers ever who were great defensively and offensively.
Your Ivan Rodriguez/Buster Posey/Johnny Bench type elite both ways catcher is a generational anomaly.
Wemby making somebody my height look like they could be used as an armrest 😭
I’m taller than the vast majority of people and I would go up to Wemby’s chest. How does this dude exist.
And I don’t even hate OKC that much tbh. I would be absolutely seething if LA played like this and got rewarded. But even the Lakers whistle pales in comparison.
JJen Will never be nxt north American champion
I'm sorry but it's true
Frank will never be a tank
Satty will never be princess wordplay
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Back to work. I hope harby doesn't explode into a thousand little harbys
Just finished packing my car.
Gonna grab some food and then head home.
Going home to Lodi?
What
“You’re Jewish, you’re family hid you eggs just to make ya feel better or somethin?” Might be on the Mount Rushmore of Ice T SVU lines lol
How was Toy Story 4 already like 7 years ago. It feels like a fever dream tbh
The Avalanche are cooked. Makar is likely done with injury and now they're down 0-2 to the Knights and need to go to Vegas for the next two games. Honestly a bad look for Bruce Cassidy considering what this team has been able to do in the playoffs after he's fired.
Like bro this team fired their coach with like 8 games to go in the regular season and they're now up 2-0 in the western conference finals lmao. Everyone hates Vegas for good reason but they're absolutely relentless at making their team better, even if it means having to pick up a shit bucket like Carter Hart
Finally put back on the weight I lost with gastro. Just another 9lb to go now then I'll run a shredding cycle and see where I'm at from there.
Hell yeah
Stay away from Korean girls man. That’s all I gotta say. I’m fuvked up at 6 in the morning and I blame myself but also her.
Sounds like you had a good night
Bro is just trying to get out of going to his coke head son’s wedding. Nothing to see here. What were the odds of this happening on Kalshi, somebody check
Hi
Home from werk
Memorial day pool party today
Hull are back in the Premier League
Swole karma gonna show off dat six pack
FFar from swole lol, but I might sign up for a gym this weekend so I can start making this my summer instead of my company's summer
Yeah I haven’t been to the gym for 3 weeks now either
Leg day harby
I started Sly 2 harby. Not very far tho
I can replay the entire prologue in my head
Going to my nieces graduation
Have fun
My sister's husband's family is coming so not as fun. They're other versions of him. But worse because they think birthdays insult god
AAre They jehovah witnesses or something
NNo Idea. I just know they're assholes who use religion to hate people.
Oh it’s going to suck then
IIt's Already going bad. My sister and him are arguing
It’s 22 celsius here today and I’ve spent the entire day inside at werk
What is that in freedom temp
I slept probably 10 hours amd I'm still a bit tired lol
II Slept like 4
MMe yesterday but that's because I drank too much the night before watching bullet train
I just never was told the time the graduation was and assumed like 2 or 3
I slept like 6h
I didn't realize how poor the mission writing was in AC3. Imagine trying a trojan horse strat but you kill everyone on the road while trying to get in with your horse. Either your disguise is just that shit or they didn't think about this. Haythem is wearing a red coat ffs he had nothing to worry about
AAlso Shit remaster. Washington had dark hair in the original at this point but he has his grey hair here
The remasters were lazy af for the first 3
IIt was fine for the ezio trilogy, but they got lazy here. Especially the faces, they're so bad
EEveryone Has glaucoma
There's a chance my sister's husband left his phone on the roof of the car. He for sure left pizza on the roof ….
TThis Hunting mechanic is hilarious, they think we'll actually use snares outside of the tutorial
I'm dying. Too much people and people are in my AT field. I don't like being this physically close to people
I will become a gundam
-Setsuna F. Seiei
JJen Was right
HHarby Is sleeping in his jammies
Somehow Connor knew Haytham was his dad and then Achilles has no reaction to hearing this fact. This game's scene writing is pretty poorly laid out
Not a bad Liverpool career lads
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Thanks
Horizon time
Leg day actually
Hi gang
Hey I’m dying in the sun and in a crowd of people therefore in great anguish
DK game final boss
It was fucking awful man.
Proud of my niece though.
I’m glad you’re happy for her. And glad you made it
We’re stuck in traffic atm. The stadium parking lot is bad and my sister and her husband are fighting
A core memory of growing up is my mom and my step dad arguing about the financial crisis while I’m in the back with my cleats on asking if we can get Stars (a local burger place)
And yes in case you’re wondering, they did in fact have art of Jill Valentine saying “You want stars?” Lol. It’s part of why I always liked it
Lol
At the Jill valentine thing not the parents arguing part
It’s fine they’re still together and the economy still sucks.
The more things change the more they stay the same
Same as it eva was
Tony V works Gage like a fucking dog lol. He’s on 35 appearances and it’s not even June yet lol.
Arraez being 0th percentile in hard hit % but 100th percentile in barrels is fucking insanity lmao. He truly is an enigma of a player
Bro wakes up and says “bat speed? Why are we tracking how fast animals are.”
Harby hit me
Bader has been absolute dogwater for us but somehow he has 3 grand slams this year wtf
GGarth Bader
Genuinely, you just have to willingly ignore objective reality to be a Trump supporter at this point. Why are you pardoning Biden’s plants? Who was fucking President when this happened (hint, it was not Joseph Biden) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dff4b1f435896ed98bf9ce08c4659bb4942fd5f296d17ef512c3de0992362b0b.jpg
I hate him
I hate the people who fall for this fucking dumb shit exponentially more at this point. Trump is gonna die soon, their retardation fucking won’t.
Unfortunately
Harby keeps hitting me and won't let me play the xbox
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Tony khan more like bony man ahahahahhahahahahhaha I hate myseld
Hello again
Surely one day one of these shooters won't be highly regarded.
What
Couple of people got shot at the whitehouse
Fake
I think the secret service shot a random bystander.
The “secret service” all act like completely untrained morons but that might just be the only people who actually want to risk their lives for that fucking cunt
It's because the secret service was ruined by DEI
I did love the last one, "our highly trained officers were ambushed by a deranged shooter who outsmarted everyone with the tactical masterstroke of running"
I'm not sure this is an irregular level of competency though. It's always been easy to kill government officials (look at the assassination of Shinzo Abe or Olof Palme etc.) and that's part of the reason why most countries heavily restrict access to firearms. Americans could kill anyone they wanted to if they actually tried. No one is safe.
It does seem very weird though that these people are supposed to be the best in their field and they can't even handle a guy who can run.
I feel like collecting VHS tapes or DVDs is kind of stupid or pointless unless it's stuff you really really like and re-watch occasionally
YYeah Nowadays it doesn't make as much sense
Books (and console games to a lesser extent) are in an entirely different category
Bro os just trying to get out of going to his coke head son’s wedding. Nothing to see here. What were the odds of this happening on Kalshi, somebody check
Pretty sure that secret service guy that got shot last time was friendly fire too.
I found it, check the muzzleflash on the cop. Totally friendly fire on that SS guy.
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@disqus_1ooyRJ6CxI:disqus They actually did do that. I distinctly remember them running ads on TV when I was a kid in the 90’s to “Get a copy of [insert movie] before it’s locked in the Disney vault” Before every official Disney VHS, you’d have to fast forward an ad for what movies were going to be pulled from shelves in the near future from the time of release. Disney has always been and will always be Sunday morning cartoon villain levels of evil.
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Does anybody have the link to make threads.
What the fuck Disqus? Never mind.
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