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          5. I didn’t have any lemons though so I ran down the street and stole one from the neighbor’s yard.

      1. Rhodes' career is so fun to watch. Also I feel Miz should've been Johnny Cage.

  7. Arraez is so fucking crazy. Dude will take two pitches right down the middle and then hit a double off a slider on 0-2 that’s an inch off the dirt.

  8. That ball was absolutely fucking tanked lol. Gotta be at least 410.

  11. Bruh, am I actually baring witness to an Arraez gold glove season?

  15. Front office keeps Eldridge in the minors because his “his walk rate is low”

    He gets called up and walks twice immediately???

  16. "“You know the first question is very easy. They always show the first question, it’s: You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a—what’s another good—a squirrel, OK? Which is the squirrel?” Trump said, claiming the questions got increasingly complex.

    is this motherfucker dead ass bragging about passing a basic cognitive test?

      1. This dude brags about taking tests they only give you if you have dementia but he thinks he keeps proving he’s a genius. It’s literally insane.

  20. Arraez is such a fascinating hitter. His lower body barely moves but he has top 1 percentile bat speed because he has absolutely insanely quick hands.

    1. I’ve never seen anybody disrupt space like him not even Shaq. Dude legit just absorbs everything within 11 feet of the rim in both ends of the floor.

  22. I don't care if he's a good wrestler we need to expunge Logan Paul into space a la Wilzyx

    1. Same thing he did with Pokemon cards. Posing as a collector and buying rare stuff, in this case pristine Shonen Jumps.

      2. Shonnen Jumps are worth something? Shit my best friend from 5th grade probably has a small fortune lying around somewhere.

  24. Brother… Arraez is legit playing gold glove defense. What the fuck is this timeline

      1. No, but it was cute enough.
        It just didn’t do a whole lot for me, and I figured I wasn’t up for 5 whole seasons of it. Maybe I’ll check it out more, but rn I decided to watch some other stuff.
        I just started Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines because I heard people like it.

    1. SSmash My hand with a hammer since I've done that like 5 times building stuff

      1. Some youtuber buying a copy of Eromanga Sensei for 25K and bragging about it on their podcast with their Hollywood Adderall addict “influencer” girlfriend right next to them.

          1. Hey it’s NBC, have you ever thought about writing an episode of Law and Order based on internet celebrities?

      2. Bible Black and Christians will think he's supporting Christianity lmao

  31. Nobody bought the Frank “Gooning is my cardio” shirt so my new merch line is out. It has a Karma shirt that says “I could be beating a JRPG right now”

  33. MAGA Charizard 2028

    ”Everyone says you’re a dragon but not a dragon type, very sad, isn’t it folggs?”

  35. Every once in a while I look at Barry Bonds’ baseball ref page just to be in awe of his 2002 season. Steroids or not that is the best single season in MLB history. 13.4 WAR in one season is fucking witchcraft.

      1. No because it wouldn’t be believable at all if I suddenly got jacked a d started hitting nukes lol

          1. Also, doing steroids will not help me hit a 100 MPH fastball with sink lol.

          2. What about venom from the DC universe. You'll be like 8ft tall too. Only issue is green veins

          3. Being 8 feet tall doesn’t help you at all in baseball. Your strike zone would be gigantic. I already got fucked over on low balls enough being 6’3.

  36. Like seriously, a .680 OBP is literally unfathomable. That’s literally above the average player’s On base + slugging combined lol.

  37. I’m genuinely not sure if I could get a 1.740 OPS on the Show.

  38. I’m genuinely not sure if I could get a 1.740 OPS on the Show.

  39. Lol, the neighbor texted me “You set off our porch camera earlier when you grabbed a lemon off the tree and ran away. Why are you so weird?”

      1. They said I could take them whenever but I did take it like they didn’t say that which is weird of me.

  41. Like why did I look around to see if anybody was there??? I’m so unserious sometimes man

        1. That I'm getting one or that I haven't gotten a haircut in 10 years?

  64. And by “petition” I mean change it now or you’re perma banned

  65. And by “petition” I mean change it now or you’re perma banned

  66. Something that always weirds me out is that Andrew Jackson lived to be old enough to be photographed. For some reason Andrew Jackson seems like he was much older than that.

    1. It's also that cameras are much older than they seem. There's video footage of Leo XIII and he was born during the Napoleonic wars.

  67. Also, yet another movie where Matt Damon is trying to get home. When will he stop being typecast?

  70. Because I’ve seen you once since the turn of the decade lol. How’s it going

      1. Alright. I moved back to California to take care of my grandpa but other than that not much.

        1. Between jobs again since my seasonal one ended. But my laptop is in for repairs so I can't even search yet. Good timing that was.

          2. Its nothing interior thankfully, just the case. Sucks but less suck then it could have been.

  71. If only Jonathan Nolan still worked with Christopher Nolan instead of wasting his time on Fallout

    1. I appreciate what they’re trying to do, but I just cannot get on board with Bruce Campbell-less Evil Dead. It just isn’t the same without Ash as the MC and Raimi’s style and being way too hi-fi now.

      Like Evil Dead Rise looked amazing and had some great moments but I’m not watching Evil Dead to watch a metaphor for your divided family, I’m here to watch Bruce Campbell shoot deadites in the dick and make one liners.

    2. I appreciate what they’re trying to do, but I just cannot get on board with Bruce Campbell-less Evil Dead. It just isn’t the same without Ash as the MC and Raimi’s style and being way too hi-fi now.

      Like Evil Dead Rise looked amazing and had some great moments but I’m not watching Evil Dead to watch a metaphor for your divided family, I’m here to watch Bruce Campbell shoot deadites in the dick and make one liners.

  74. Apparently battlefield hardline is like $1 because it’s getting delisted in a couple weeks

    1. Everyone who has ever wanted that game bought it and forgot about it over a decade ago homie

  75. Any time I see a reddit thread full of leftists nowadays I just fucking cringe and get the urge to punch people.

      1. i dont remember as to how much i have talked about her here before but yes shes a doctor.

      2. i dont remember as to how much i have talked about her here before but yes shes a doctor.

  78. It makes no sense for Fifa not to have voice chat. It's one of the best parts about NHL.

    1. I’m sorry but whenever I’ve played online games, muting voice chat has only ever improved the experience. 99% of people playing online games are the people who fell for that tik tok of “warming up” your spoon by putting it in the microwave for 5 Seconds.

    2. I’m sorry but whenever I’ve played online games, muting voice chat has only ever improved the experience. 99% of people playing online games are the people who fell for that tik tok of “warming up” your spoon by putting it in the microwave for 5 Seconds.

    1. AA Line from an anime. The higher you get from hope, the worst the fall to despair is

      1. YYes. Me and my brother played the ps2 games. But also that song is from the anime .hack//sign

    2. RRealistically There's no scenario where I meet someone and we get together. My possible reactions and anti social behavior make it impossible. So I'll never be married

  90. Even if I was famous I feel like they wouldn’t invite me to the Met Gala because I’d come looking like Sephiroth lol

      1. “So I see you’re wearing Calvin Klein, what theme inspired this outfit?”

        “Humanity is their own worst enemy and only I can bring them to the second cycle of their evolution”

    1. The problem with some harem shows are the protagonist is either flat or is a disgusting degenerate

        1. LLove Konosuba. One anime I saw the Mc was a total scumbag and also generic.

        2. OOne Anime the main relationship was gross. Yes he was a pervert but she was abusive af. She beat him with a horse whip

  98. He actually did show me a picture of her before they first met and I could just tell it was going to be successful based on the criteria he laid out.

  99. I tried watching Makeine because of all the excellent reviews and I love romance anime but I thought it was mediocre and I dropped it. There wasn't a lot going on? I can barely remember.

    1. We realistically might trade Eklund but I don’t want to. As much as is made about how bad our defense is, our wingers are also a problem outside of the top 2 lines and Sherwood

      1. Yeah you gotta go BPA. Our moronic GM made the mistake of always going for need with his 1sts and we're paying for it. Like Nemec is has potential but I'd rather have Cooley or Gauthier over him at this point

        1. We have an absolute glut of forward talent in the minors though. Bysted and Musty are both probably gonna get time next year. IDK, we’ll probably just take the best defenseman and then get something else with Edmonton’s pick.

  101. Draft lotteries are just rigged now huh. How the fuck are the Leafs picking 1OA the first time they miss in ages. If I"m a Canucks fan I'm not watching hockey anymore lmao

    1. Just now? Brother, there’s footage of them literally placing New York’s name on top of the pile to insure they got Ewing. It’s always been rigged af.

    2. I'm an Oilers fan and I stopped watching hockey a year ago because I knew this was going to happen.

  102. I can see McDavid just signing with the Leafs once his contract is up. Easy cup win.

    1. Like the Leafs are doing any better. Matthews wants to get out of batshit Toronto media and they got no backend. They just hired a GM that got banned from the NHL for years because he was going behind the backs of his own FO back in Arizona lmao. From one circus to another

    1. It's funny cause I had no expectations for this game other than it existed. But Capcom surprised me.

      1. I have heard good things online but I was curious how people I know liked it

  110. I’m so fucking sick of AI ads. If you have to have an AI tell you how to run a restaurant, there is a negative percent chance you will successfully run a restaurant.

  111. “AI, teach me how to be clutch”

    Genuinely what the fuck are we doing

  112. Lakers vs OKC is just pure fucking refball. Actually the worst basketball of all time my fucking lord

  114. This manscaped ad…

    Do people really out trimmed hair down the toilet???? Am I insane or is this weird

    1. That is as about as bad as SGA will ever play and they still got blown the fuck out. Fitting Lebron’s last playoff run might be hard carrying an injured and shitty team against insurmountable odds.

  119. Y’all think I’m kidding that without an MJ level whistle Reeves isn’t in the league. He was straight ass tonight because they’re playing the only team that gets more ref help than them.

  120. The idea that pigeons existed before cities is kinda crazy because it seems like you only ever see them in Cities now but at some point they lived in nature

  121. The idea that pigeons existed before cities is kinda crazy because it seems like you only ever see them in Cities now but at some point they lived in nature

  122. I would say the Nintendo fanbase is

    30% people like who enjoy their IPs and still think they make good games

    30% kids whose parents buy them every Nintendo console.

    10% people who only really like Mario/Zelda and buy it just for those games or like remasters.

    20% casuals that like Pokemon/Mario Kart/Smash

    10% hardcore gamers that like some Nintendo IP’s and buy every console or they have a strong PC and buy a Switch as their second console.

    1. 99% people who had a DS/3DS/Switch to play Pokemon as kids and grew attached to their franchises. Doesn't matter what their age is.

      1%

  123. I still find it weird how mainstream formerly niche media I liked like SEL and Lily Chou Chou have become. A new music video starring Yung Lean and directed by Gavras is heavily inspired by Blue Spring.

    1. How? Role Models was a mainstream hit and the whole fuckin plot revolves around Medieval LARPing.

      But I guess a comedy from 2008 is probably older than most current social media users.

  125. The head of the fucking FBI is a drunk that’s currently experiencing AI induced psychosis. Always great when you can’t tell if something they do is just because they’re evil, because they’re on drugs or because they’re stupid.

    1. Sad. The only two men left on the DP. What do you wanna talk about? Sorry I can’t talk about anime with you. Probably feels like that episode of the Twilight Zone where the guy finally has time to read but he breaks his glasses.

      1. It's okay. Just let me know when you're heading out so I can lock up.

    2. Tbh I wish I could be on more, there's too much bullshit going on

    1. I was so mad they took my goat away even though I love Chloe too. I’m like halfway through act 3

      1. He'll be back, he always comes back. Nice one. You'll probably finish this like right as 2nd chapter comes out lol

  132. Why is Luis Enrique wearing cargo pants to a CL semi final lol

      1. The Neighbor wants to go so I’ll either get a massive buff or I’ll look like I’ve never hit a chip shot in my life.

          1. Only problem is that my shot is so repeatable because it’s so simple so it’s hard for me to mess up enough to be funny. Once in a while my baseball muscle memory takes over and I start slicing the ball on my drives but I know how to fix it but it happens sometimes.

          3. I’ll probably see her bend over and chunk an iron shot in comical fashion while somebody in a pink polo shirt says “distracted much?” And there’s a laugh track

          5. Honestly, i feel like pretty much everyone here would be awful at golf besides me and Jimmy who I know plays/did play.

            It’s a hard sport and I’m not even that good at it and I’m better than 90% of people who aren’t retired/trust fund kids ever will be.

          6. Shank is athletic and would probably be good but he’d probably get bored.

          9. She would definitely swing like a broken gate and miss the ball.

          11. I would absolutely try to coach her and she wouldn’t listen and say I’m “mansplaining” and leave

    1. I wish, the past 2 months has been work and Trails with occassional socialization mixed in

  135. Y’all are crushing it with the chill VGM. We’re over 700 now

  138. Also I finally get to use my new 58 degree wedge. I usually keep 5 wedges for casual play because I like that gapping but only time I’ve played all spring was the tournament and I only carried 4 wedges because I wanted my 2 iron and there’s a club limit in actual tournaments.

      1. If I were to attack somebody, yes it would be my 2 iorn because it’s the heavest club (it’s my oldest club so it’s basically just a hunk of metal with a chamber on the back) and it’s my second longest club My woods/hybrids are all carbon fiber so they don’t hit as hard.

          1. Hypothetically of course. I’d never hit anybody with my clubs.

          3. Karma would kill us all with his bear hands. Not a typo he is a character from bloody roar

  141. The more I watch the more I’m convinced kvaratskhelia is the best player in the world rn. He’s absolutely unbelievable on the ball

  143. Lol, I like how in SuperStar Saga they’re like “if you're really the Mario Bros prove it by fixing our plumbing”

      1. The whole game is extremely clever tbh. Replaying it, not only is it really funny but it is legitimately clever in how it repurposes Mario stuff as an RPG. I’ll always love the first 2 Paper Mario games but Superstar Saga is close because it is the true successor to Super Mario RPG.

          1. Just emulate the 3DS versions. They’re better and have more content. Bowser’s Inside Story is also amazing but I haven’t played that in forever.

          2. Definitely when I have a pc. So many games I wanna download

          3. The entire 3DS catalog of Atlus games that all cost $80 is nice to have lol

          5. Honestly, save for the switch remasters. The QOL stuff is worth it because 1 and 2 are BRUTAL
            without them.

            But 4 and 5 don’t have ports yet. Get those. 4 is one of the most underrated JRPGs of all time IMO

  146. We ripped ip Obama’s deal which was working so Trump can fuck everything up, get people killed, jack up gas prices, add trillions to the debt just to end up with a similar deal??? Yeah, I can see how this dude bankrupted casinos now

    1. AAlso Sold steak at the sharper image. How anyone thought he was good at business baffles me. He's just a successful conman. Like of all time

      1. It’s literally so fucking stupid. Remember Trump vodka? Who would buy that lol

        1. Honestly NBC is a big part of the blame. The apprentice made people think more he was a good business man instead of a grifter that has screwed over everyone

    1. Like I’m being for real. I’m a JRPG sicko and 1 and 2 were too obtuse for me without the remaster. Plus, the visual update is nice because the 3DS versions have no AA

  149. True. But it could be worse. Maybe if it was written/Produced by Adam Mckay and starred Austin Butler and Ryan Reynolds.

  151. Your least favorite coworker absolutely thinks the new Chrisp Ratt movie is “sick”

  152. By the way, I absolutely just [Fates Warning]’d that movie into existence, didn’t I?

  153. Austin Butler should play Hulk Hogan in a movie called American Made

  154. I like how these companies are starting roll back the use of AI but saying it’s “for the consumers”

    Yeah, has nothing to do with the fact that 99% of people hate AI and have no need for it so shoving useless ai bullshit in their throats does nothing. Nobody is paying for a subscription service to your shitty ai so it can show you how to run a restaurant.

    1. The thought of paying companies to tell you what to do is odd to me.

      1. If I’m in a serious business meeting and both sides are negotiating using AI then I’m liquidating the company tbh.

        1. They both went out of business the following year after bailouts

  155. That commercial for chatGPT pisses me the fuck off. Owning and managing a successful restaurant is literally almost impossible. There’s no way AI can tell you how to run one

    1. Or the one about fixing a car and you can keep it. They're trying hard to be relatable

  156. It’s so transparent. Like I guess it making a checklist of things is helpful but like that’s it. They still had to fix everything lol

    1. Like a product that just tells you kinda what you should do is not worth paying for

        1. I can make a list of what your job entails and what you can do in your job

          1. “Have you tried being competent at literally anything?”

            “Chat GPT remove parent voice”

  158. If I’m a female applicant reading that I’m thinking “Are they just gonna openly sexually harass me” because that’s kinda what it seems like tbh.

    1. That's not good. Oface already suffered sexual harassment at his last job.

  159. People seriously do not understand professionalism any more. It’s fucking infuriating.

    1. I compiled a list of hottest Vietnamese women for you, sorted by bust size

  161. COTE is painful to get through and I'm just irony watching to see what the hype around S4 is about

  162. SatGPT, help me with my golf swing

    “I’m not giving lessons today buddy unless you got 20 bucks and Giants tickets”

  163. It's not even edgy enough to be entertaining and the fan service from S1 is gone

      1. Yes. It's supposed to be a psychological thriller set in a hyper hierarchical school with a borderline sociopathic MC who hides his true nature but it's gotten so bad since the first season

  164. “Sat GPT, can you compile this data to see how much water my farm is using”

    “5 generations of your family owned this farm and you want me to do all the work?”

  165. “SatGPT, show me the best negotiating price and how we can improve the deal slightly by adjusting the budget”

    “Oh so you really are just a lazy piece of shit, huh?”

  167. “SatGPT, help me plan out my wedding”

    “I’ll send you a list of Russian Mail Order Brides and courthouses where she can also get her Greencard”

  169. NGL, I fond the concept of an AI based on my smart ass exceptionally funny.

  170. Shigeru did you literally just STEALTH DROP A NEW STAR FOX ANNOUNCEMENT

  173. The Star Fox rumor was real? Apparently they said it was this summer

        1. The #1 Nintendo leaker who promised Star Fox was real and there would be a direct this April but then suggested maybe Nintendo moved the date in retaliation for his leak after April passed and everyone doubted him

          1. II Never doubted him because I just learned if his existence

  175. It's a 1:1 remake of Star Fox 64? Stupid. A complete waste of time. I hope it fails badly.

    1. What do you mean it’s literally the only game in the series anybody cares about lol

      2. I don't care about the series so I don't want a remake at all. N64 rail shooter gameplay is DOA.

      3. I don't care about the series so I don't want a remake at all. N64 rail shooter gameplay is DOA.

      4. I don't care about the series so I don't want a remake at all. N64 rail shooter gameplay is DOA.

  177. Imagine if the OOT remake is also just 1:1 like Star Fox and these are their only two major Switch 2 releases this year

  179. Why didn't Nate mention it'd be a remake? I was defending him this whole time.

  180. man I made fun of Sony for re-releasing The Last of Us like three times but this is already getting ridiculous.

    It can't be THAT hard to make a new rail shooter

    1. Brother, nobody below our age gives a fuck about Star Fox or Rails shooters.

  181. BTW, this is what people wanted for Nintendo. By having modern(ish) graphics, every game now takes 5 years to make.

    1. This makes no sense because they're pumping out remakes with "modern" graphics but can't make new games (despite reusing last gen assets) so why would graphics be the bottleneck?

    2. It's just the larger scale seen in games like Mario Kart World (open world), TOTK (open world), Metroid 4 and DK Bonanza (sort of open world) but based on leaks and rumours it seems like they waste a lot of time tinkering because they have no direction.

  182. Satty, you of all people know that most of the Nintendo fanbase is 30+ neckbeards

  184. Karma always pulls out and jizzes on the back because what comes around goes around

  185. "since its inception, Star Fox has had a long lasting legacy on Nintendo systems"

    Nintendo then showcases literally three games, then shows Fox in Smash

    lolz

  186. Capcom hasn't exactly innovated much in recent years and their only big new IP had a very long dev cycle with multiple delays due to creative issues but with they've adhered to a well planned roadmap for all their core franchises and know exactly what's next when a game ends development. Not a model Nintendo can or should follow but it's why they've been relatively successful.

    1. They’ve been successful because people like RE again, mostly because they did 2 and 4 remakes insane justice.

  188. IImma Be real I'll probably buy the new star fox but not play it. I'll play it after I finally start star fox zero

  189. KKid Icarus HD port please. Mouse controls and gyro controls and dual analog stick please

  193. Rent a Girlfriend is the most progressive anime ever made. It can make anyone sympathize with a woman.

    3. I have to answer for him because he's too busy with work and rock climbing and Trails

  196. Why do they always default to this soft desaturated look? Is it because of Korean webtoon influence? Too many foreigners in the industry? It's unbelievably ugly unless a top tier studio is at the helm like A1 on Fate/strange fake.

    Pluto or Dededede are what anime should look like.

  197. Why does every single "pedo hunter" act like a complete retard in public for no apparent reason?

      2. The police are always involved. Also who would ever choose to appear in a staged pedo video?

  198. Gardening update. I’m trying to fix this old cactus in a better pot. Everything else is doing well. My tomatoes are flowering

  200. Bus switched to not in service so have to wait for the next one. Fucking annoying

  202. Pluto is 8 or 9 but they're 40 minutes each so it's like 1.5 cours. I really liked the format and the entire manga was adapted in a single season. I think you'll love Dedededede though, it seems like a DK anime.

    1. They both have been something I'm curious about. Especially Pluto

  203. It's like prime late 90s psychological mixed with 2000s humour and 2010s drama and there's a serial storyline with actual character development across 23 30 minute episodes. Very rare to see.

    1. TThat Sounds really good. Might start that sooner than planned

      1. It's on CR not Netflix though (like Pluto) and I think you only have Netflix. Also ironically I have no idea why it got adapted because it's considered Asano's worst manga and I still loved it.

    1. WhWhy was there vtubers and a cosplayer in that one game. It's just how it is now

    3. Satty did you end up getting the powders and starting to work out?

      2. I got the powders but I’ve been busy this week because my grandpa isn’t doing great. Just been doing some running in the morning but I will definitely start working out next week.

          1. I’m definitely starting next week though. I have a plan. I just gotta do it

  206. Have you ever seen Tyler Oliveira's videos? He's somewhat controversial for being a racist liar but some of his "documentaries" are very high quality. He's like a right wing channel 5 with better coverage.

    Anyway sometimes he hunts down petty thieves and scammers like recently in London and comments think I'm stupid for sympathizing with random thieves who look like they're about to cry. Yes they target tourists and ruin family vacations and belong in jail but it's about what they should reasonably expect.

    Sometimes I feel like everyone is borderline psychopathic as a result.

  207. BBus Fucked me again. Was not in service again. So have to walk and gonna be late. Fuck you las Vegas transit

  209. My kid is at home today and our power is out while they do repairs down the road so going to be a long and busy day I think.

    On the plus side I got my kids assessment report yesterday though and they did very well so might be able to look at scholarships for good private schools.

    1. Power being out at the worst time. Good luck.

      hell yeah that's awesome

      1. She is apparently in the 99.6th percentile for generalised IQ scores. Glad it wasn't just us being like all parents and thinking our kid was amazing when they are actually a dumbass.

        1. That's honestly awesome. But yeah some parents do that and their kids are eating glue

        2. How old are they? Is Australia like Europe where that kind of cognitive testing is normal? Also wow I guess it runs in the family.

          1. Almost 3 and a half. It isn't standard but we thought she was pretty advanced for her age and wanted to get it done so she can get help with school when she starts next year

    2. How many private schools could possibly be on that island?

      But for real good job to them and to you for being a good parent. As somebody who didn’t have a father figure growing up it’s good to see people be good fathers.

      1. Probably like 15, maybe 20. They're all religious owned though which is lamb but she's smart enough to make her own mind up about mecha jesus I think. And thanks.

  214. Sam is on IGN crying about people criticizing the Star Fox art style saying its a bunch of non gamers being outraged over nothing. Meanwhile that clown was probably rolling around in a puddle of tears with blue balls over Bioware shrinking Miranda's ass.

    2. The art style is exactly what a bunch of dumb fucks have been begging for lol. Give me a break with this bullshit

    1. That Fable take was always the correct one. Fable has always been dogshit compared to its predecessors and contemporaries.

  221. The Korean girls comment is fucking killing me. That’s the exact type of shit I would say.

  222. The Star Fox discourse just makes me realize I don’t give a fuck about internet discourse around games any more because I’m too busy playing actual good games from 20 years ago

  223. Ngl though I'm really curious to see how OOT looks. Not big on Star Fox but Zelda will force my hand on a Switch 2

    1. If you haven’t played Star Fox 64 then Star Fox might be worth it. But Zelda OOT being remade feels like a hail mary

  224. Tbh spiffy you were right. It really doesn’t matter if Black Panther kinda sucks. It was a massive cultural moment.

    1. It was sort of like the Nietzsche meme because none of us had seen the movie. I was even comparing it to Braveheart (Celtic representation + good movie).

  231. The first thing Mina did when she got back was tear Harley Cameron’s shirt off. She just like me fr

  237. Movies don’t hit the same at 2PM on a Thursday afternoon unless you’re half watching a bad Adam Sandler movie on cable while being on your phone.

  238. Movies don’t hit the same at 2PM on a Thursday afternoon unless you’re half watching a bad Adam Sandler movie on cable while being on your phone.

    1. You should be, but only if you crush them up and do lines of them.

        1. Look you can inject them directly into your eyeballs if you really want but doing lines is just so much cooler

          2. But then he'd have to work out which needle was which.

            Pow!

  243. You’re correct that it’s the natural evolution of what FF 1 and DQ 1 +2 wanted to be

  245. Would you rather have nipples that acted like wolverine claws, or a mollusk the size of Clifford the Big Red dog as a pet?
    If you pick the mollusk, you can pick what kind. Snail, slug. squid, etc.

  247. Early season SVU Ice T is so unhinged. They’ll be like “We’re looking at a serial rapist here” and he’ll be like “how do we know this isn’t just some psycho junkie tryin’ to get his rocks off” like what fucking cop talks like that lol

  248. Do you guys think there’s some youtuber out there that only reviews Atari Jaguar games?

  249. Ice T being unhinged again. He’s interviewing somebody about a rape victim that’s in a coma and fuckin Ice T says “We know you’re the one that put her in a vegtable crisper. The car accident was your fault.” Like bruh, calling a comatose victim “put in the vegetable crisper” is fucking crazy

    1. I've always wondered about SVU in general to be honest.

      Like someone was sitting there one day and thought "I love police procedurals but they really aren't rapey enough for me. They probably need more kid stuff too".

      1. Probably out of necessity. They already had Law and Order spinoffs for major crimes, organized crime, just the prosecution and drug trafficking. Eventually they had to get to your conclusion.

  250. Like everybody knows damn well that if Utah or The Pelicans had done what the Clippers did they’d have been made an example of but Silver would legit rather kill every star in a small market than let a team like Utah be good

    1. I think that's all true though (unfortunately) but I think it was trying to make a point about forgiveness and how everyone has flaws they want to keep to themselves. It was ironic (and funny) how "empathy" was the first word Charlie erased from his wedding speech because he thought she lacked it (and she does) but it was him who couldn't truly empathize with her until he ruined everything and found himself on her level. I think this is why in the beginning she (who previously ruined everything) could empathize with the heroin addict and he could not.

      1. Yeah I dont know I just found out the director actually wrote an article in a Noreweigan magazine about how dating teenage girls is great so I think we have a similar (uncomfortable) sense of humor

  255. Genuinely people are starting to get deranged about Arsenal “but they cheat” so does fucking City. Fuck these blood money oil cunts forever. I won’t remember next season that Arsenal won either. City play fucking shit football too, it’s just a different version of shit. And Rodri would have 50 red cards a season if “refereeing consistency” was actually a thing in the Prem.

  256. I hope all 2 of City’s fans are crying at the end of the season. Fuck that shit fucking team.

  257. By the way because I know nobody else watched it, City got two clear reds not given to them, so the PL is just rigged. They’re not biased toward any one team. It’s all about $$$

  258. Either way this is by far the worst Prem in recent memory. Neither City nor Arsenal deserve to be champs. Klopp would have won this league by 50 points if they’d let him splurge 300 million.

        1. I’m saying they weren’t gonna let an LA team miss out on a top 4 pick to Indiana lol.

  260. Team that didn’t get punished for massively cheating the rules of the sport gets rewarded. Genuinely the NBA is more scripted than WWE at this point.

  261. Team that didn’t get punished for massively cheating the rules of the sport gets rewarded. Genuinely the NBA is more scripted than WWE at this point.

  262. Forza Horizon 6 leaked two weeks early because Microsoft forgot to encrypt the preload

  264. my neighbor’s uncle looks like he is in the Korean mafia lol.

      1. He’s definitely not lol. But he rolled up in his expensive ass BMW and started handing money out to everyone who came to see him from a money clip. That combined with him wearing a leather jacket made my imagination run wild.

  265. Also on The Drama I just mention the set and especially the costume designers did excellent jobs. I was wondering where Pattinson's clothing was from because it looked vaguely familiar and it turned out to be MH (very popular in Japan) because the designer was using Japanese "take ivy" as her inspo.

  266. Also sports are dumb and increasingly soulless but I watching as a neutral

    1. I mostly just have them on in the background when I’m chilling or playing games because I can’t sit down and watch an NBA game start to end any more lol. Even the Warriors games I kinda half watch but we’re also ass.

  267. both of my dualsense controllers work perfectly fine after 5-6 years but they plastic is so creaky and has so much give now Ive never had this happen with other controllers before xbox is extremely solid even though it was broken out of the box

  271. Moving has been an absolute pain but my old apartment is now finally completely enpty and tidied up for the next one whoever that will be. Tomorrow gonna return the keys

  272. I love how they’re trying to frame a tax on people who make over 100 million a year as “destroying businesses” always transparent with these rich parasites. It’s the same with Mamdani’s second home tax. They’re like “This is literally worse than racism”

    1. It’s been proven time and time again rich people hoard wealth like a dragon. They need to be taxed or they’re just gonna continue to take advantage

  273. My Knicks to the Finals pick was right, they should honestly waltz on in. You’re welcome Vader

    2. I'm not gonna look past the next round but this is genuinely the best shot the Knicks have at winning it all

  276. Say my friend has them and will be living there with his cat

      1. Just like you. You need to be like Jibeta and choose not to fly

  279. Quick. Come up with good wifi modem names for a sea view apartment

  284. Hurt my back badly because I’m old. I didn’t move for 8 hours so dizzy could sleep on me peacefully now my entire body is in pain

    1. Pacers got screwed. Wizards finally got the first pick after tanking for their entire existence.

    2. Wizards Jazz and Grizzlies top 3. Thunder 12th. Pacers lost their pick to the Clippers

  287. Lmao, Thunder got a top 15 pick? Yeah, they’re gonna win 5 straight

    1. Blame the Clippers. They had a chance to win the lottery even. Worst case scenario thankfully avoided

  289. Work time. Haeby name it where's the beef. It's a reference to an 80s burger campaign

  290. Also, Pacers got screwed, but I admit I felt schadenfreude when they would play the Knicks like its game 7 of the finals and then literally rest their entire starting 5 every other game.

    1. Adam Silver: Good, that will teach the Spurs to be up in a series when all the other series are trash.

  296. Oface I already accidentally spent like 3 hours yesterday reading about politics and all it did was remind me this is the dumbest country in the world and then I accidentally watched a two hour long video about some guy complaining about (white) foreigners in Japan and I wanted to die

  298. There aren't that many slow meditative movies made in English and I'm not sure why

  299. Ally my wifi names are Halo or Star Wars related but only vaguely so my neighbours don't think I'm some kind of degenerate man child

  300. I'm really jealous of the Habs man. Definitely the team with the brightest future in the NHL. That was us 3 years ago and our bum ass GM decided to throw away everything that made us good lmao

    1. You’re jealous of a team that won a cup less recently than your team has?

      1. I'm jealous of their roster. I mean, I was 3 the last time the Devils won the cup so its not like I was able to truly witness the 90s-2000s Devils that much. And besides, if we're going down that route the Habs have 8x the amount of cups we do lmao

  301. I'll give it a try then. All I read was that it's about a Toronto strip club.

  303. I'm not sure if it makes a difference but the Habs are owned by one of Montreal's oldest and wealthiest families going back to the 1700s. They probably just care about hockey.

    1. I’m not always including you in these btw. Like I get why you don’t wanna drink lol.

  307. II'll Be honest though I don't remember a lot of tros. That's why I wanna rewatch it so much. It's not a joke. I kinda spent most of the time bitching on my phone and remember talking to Sue more than the actual movie

  309. HHarby Definitely hates tros more. He downvotes you if you say to watch it. I think if I said the last jedi he'd just say nah

  310. I’ma be real, I fucking despise mystery box story telling. It’s one of my biggest pet peeves

  311. Today has been a very bad day. Mother's day depresses me and I'm in so much physical pain and everyone but one person has been an idiot today

      1. It's really stupid. I didn't move for 8 hours because dizzy was asleep on me. I wanted him to sleep peacefully. Because I'm old my neck, back and knees are un the worst pain I've been in since I fell.dowm the stairs

        1. Oh I'm sorry. I'm like that every morning but light exercise (albeit also painful) usually helps.

  312. I liked both TLJ and TROS (is that what it's called?) because the people who defended TFA got what they deserved (unfortunately)

  314. Its honestly insane that Disney fucked up the ST so bad. Like how the hell are you greenlighting three movies for one of the biggest franchises of all time with it all costing billions altogether and you can't even have the same person directing each movie? And not even making sure that the directors were collaborating ideas to avoid the disaster thet got themselves in?

    2. Star Wars has been corporate dogshit since ROTJ. I’m not sure why people expect anything else. A lot have forgotten how bad the reaction was to the prequels because most of the people online now weren’t born yet

      1. I like revenge of the sith so disagree. And clone wars is amazing. Also also they had good games

      2. At least the lore is awesome in the prequels. But yeah the movies are so damn cheesy

      3. I've never understood why you think we should care how people reacted to the movies before we were even born yet though? Also the sequel trilogy is as old as the prequel trilogy was back then but it will never ever be rehabilitated by the next generation because it's actually garbage.

  315. I feel like avoids me because she doesn't wanna see pics of dizzy

    1. I don’t really think that was just trying to set up a dizzy pic

  318. This is true but karma is the richest but he is stingy as most richies

  322. Wolves almost lost without Wemby. They actually got a free win because of that ejection.

  326. These people who claim to love the bible are literally worshipping somebody bearing all the marks of the anti-Christ.

  327. Spiffy, the reason I mention that all the time in regards to the prequels is because nobody in my age range liked the Prequels before the internet decided to mega glaze them. Nobody who saw AOTC in theaters came out saying “That was an amazing movie that subtly hinted at the rise of fascism through inaction.” Everybody was like “Why did everything look so fucking bad?” And “Why was that the worst love story known to man?”

    The love for the prequels feels like complete revisionist history to me, sorry. When I was growing up, the only thing about the prequels anybody liked was that Droidekas and Super Battle Droids were in Battlefront 2. I mean, yes the prequels are better than the sequels because ROTS is a genuinely good movie while all 3 sequels are slop at very best, but 2/3rds of the prequels are objectively not well made movies.

    i just don’t get how the sentiment of “The prequels are good now” just because people hate Disney Star Wars and because of nostalgia. People can like what they like but it really just makes me feel like it’s incredibly revisionist history

    1. Instead of calling it revisionist history, I feel like instead it should be called something closer to nostalgia for the now grown up Star Wars fans.

  328. “One last thing, the vic said he had a piercing”

    Ice T “You mean he’s walkin around with a stud in his schlong?”- Actual Ice T dialog.

  330. Literally every single twitch controversy is “OMG, glibbleglorp 420 cheated on (insert twitch thot that’s audience is just teenage gooners) with (insert another twitch streamer that plays games with the camera pointed directly at her chest) how will fartknocker6969 react?”

        1. At least he doesn't pretend like he isn't, I'll give him that

      2. I genuinely cannot fathom any existence in which leaving blood on your walls and dishes in the sink so long they rust is ok. Like I would actually have a panic attack if I went into somebody’s house and it looked like that. My grandpas house didn’t even look like that and he hasn’t
        Cleaned it or the outside in years

    3. I know we grew up with TMZ and celebrity culture but deifying influencers is the pinnacle of how society is going down the toilet

      1. At least TMZ was about people who actually mattered. All these twitch people are only celebrities to people who spend half the day gooning to female twitch streams.

        1. I still don't get how a person playing a videogame on Twitch can become a celebrity. That to much is a ginormous cultural barrier I can't comprehend

  331. I don't know why Liverpool doesnt just hire Xabi? He's a club legend with fan and player support. Even if it doesn't work out they have practically nothing to lose vs Slottt not doing well next season after additional transfer spending with Xabi already being gone and no one else available (the worst case scenario).

    1. He’s not a Liverpool legend. More of a Madrid legend really (like Ronaldo with us. Yes he had legendary moments but he didn’t play most of his best matches with us)

      I think a lot of people, Liverpool fan’s and media are just fucking terrified of saying the truth which is they splurged 300 million on mediocre at best players or players they don’t really need.

      300 million on Wirtz/Isak/Kirkez is the type of transfer window United used to get roasted for. They have no workman like players any more and they didn’t replace Diaz with any sort of natural winger. Harby is just coping believing things will be fixed by having a new manager. A ton of this is also on the players. Frimpong is completely worthless. Leverkusen fans tried to tell people he couldn’t cross and low and behold…

    2. just because someone was a club legend as a player doesn't mean success will be replicated as a manager. Case and point: Lampard.

      1. Most of the best players weren’t any good as managers. It’s a miracle that Zidane was good because 99% of the time star level players are not good at teaching stuff that came so naturally to them. Wayne Gretzky is the hockey GOAT but he was an awful head coach.

        1. there are great examples though. Ancelotti, Cruijff, Zagallo (won the world cup for Brazil both as player and manager), Deschamps…

          I think that, in Zidane's case, it wasn't much of him being good tactically, but the fact that it was fucking Zidane coaching you, so you had no god damn way to tell him wrong or confront him.

          1. I legit think Zidane was just letting his players play on autopilot, and he was there controlling the dressing room with his authority, in a "bitch I'm Zidane, who the fuck are you anyway" way.

  332. Trump read the 10 Commandments, got to the part about golden idols and said “yeah, that seems really cool, I want one” and never read the rest of the bible.

  333. Trump read the 10 Commandments, got to the part about golden idols and said “yeah, that seems really cool, I want one” and never read the rest of the bible.

  334. But unlike every conservative in existence, I’ve actually read the bible.

  335. This isn’t even the woke New Testament. This is one of the first things in the old testament which they love because god just murdered everyone.

  336. This isn’t even the woke New Testament. This is one of the first things in the old testament which they love because god just murdered everyone.

  337. I can’t tell if people have mental illness or if they have earpods in I can’t see.

  338. IDK how Trails manages to make me like every single party member.

  339. The worst part is they’re all tropes too. Schera is the “attractive silver haired knight girl” trope but she’s a great mentor figure. Olivier is the classic “Drunken, hedonistic artist” trope but he’s insanely likable. Kloe is the “quiet shy but book smart school girl” trope but her motivations and character are very relatable. Like this genuinely might be up there with my favorite JRPG parties of all time. I think there are FF games that are near impossible to overcome like 7, but it’s up there man.

    1. Man you don't even know with Olivier yet lol. But yeah it's a solid party. Trails in general is really good at taking basic trope characters and flipping them to make them interesting. Which is impressive when you have 4 arcs with similar archetypes between them.

      The best party in the series is yet to come though, I think Zero/Azure's core 4 might be the most balanced of them

  340. I'm reading about Starcraft and it's sort of funny how insanely charitable and competent the Korean government was despite also being ridiculously corrupt. Maybe they were just worried about getting lynched by an angry mob with nothing better to do but I can't imagine the Canadian government proactively building out nationwide telecommunications and e-sports infrastructure that quickly.

    1. Brother, my country arrests people for feeding the homeless outside their houses now. The government would rather literally nuke the entire country and kill everyone including themselves than do anything that helps people.

      1. Oh I thought you were referring to the ancient "turkroach" meme from 4chan's /pol/ board in the mid 2010s

  343. If the term “parasocilites” hasn’t been coined yet, I’m doing it. It’s exactly how 90% of the internet functions. I saw an article today about how Alec Guinness told Ian McKellen not to be public with his homosexuality because he thought it was stupid to make your persona about politics and every fucking comment is “well I guess I can’t like Alec Guinness now.”

    The man was born in 19 fucking 14 and he himself was a bisexual man who was afraid of it being publicly known. It’s not like he posed for a photoshoot with fucking Hitler my god everybody is so lame online

  344. It'll be interesting when they inevitably kill old reddit, I'll have to find some other way of staying informed because fuck their app. Apparently now the mobile version (which was already shit) just redirects you to downloading the app

  345. well I started watching Big Trouble in Little China after it got referenced in Mortal Kombat II. Hope it is gucci.

  346. God I can’t wait until Xabi goes to Chelsea lol. Maybe people will finally shut the fuck up about him.

  349. Another reason football is kinda shit now is that there are like 4 top class managers in the entire sport and two of them are pretty much married to their current project (Pep/Enrique) and the other couple are international managers.

    Managers like Xabi and Iraola and Glasner do not have the potential to be world class managers IMO, but they’re who these clubs are forced to go for if they want any perceived improvement but none of these managers are better than Erik Ten Hag was. At least ETH sort of predicted where the league was going, he just had to deal with idiotic execs signing flop after flop after flop.

      1. Ancelotti and Naglesmann. You could argue Naglesmann doesn’t count as a top class coach but I think he is. His style would work well in the current prem IMO. You could also count Tuchel too but I don’t think TT is a world class manager. Just very good

  350. he lost his entire Bournemouth team and managed to make it better this season.

    1. Iraola and Galsner both strike me as managers that can thrive when everything is already well run around them. That doesn’t mean you can get big stars to play for you.

      1. I wouldn't say that about Iraola, I feel like he is the guy who manages to make things work even under tough conditions. Again, Bournemouth lost half a team, and it's on a 15 game unbeaten run.

  352. And none of what I said is coming from a place of bias against Liverpool, it’s coming from experience with this exact type of shit transfer windows for a decade. So many times United spent stupid money on players who aren’t PL quality players. Just because somebody is a baller in La Liga doesn’t honestly mean their game will translate. It’s hard to play in the PL without a baseline level of high athleticism.

  354. Anybody who thinks shit like that is socially acceptable should be put in a straitjacket by mental home orderlies for being a complete psychopath.

  355. Also why are all conservatives into the fucking gayest shit of all time. You know what I always do to ensure everybody knows I hate queers… Put a man’s naked ass on my wall.

  356. Oh. Apparently that photo was given to him by a friend who is heavily linked to Epstein… Go fucking figure. This dude is the biggest fucking tool on the planet. He’s already a wife beater so pedophile is just par for the course for these dumb cunts.

  357. All these billionaires are the fucking same man. Society is so fucked.

  358. Ikkoku Nikki and Freiren are two of the most overrated anime of all time

  359. Madhouse has been making kino non stop for 50 years. Mappa is still their retarded stepchild.

  360. Even something Fruits Basket tier would make me happy at this point

    1. Isn’t that considered one of the most important anime ever though?

      1. Yes but only by women because of the "I can fix him" female protagonist and the abundant rape, incest, bestiality and pedophilia.

  361. I hate people bringing up birthrates being down. Good. It might be an unpopular opinion but having any more than 2 children is reckless. 3 at max if you’re a good parent.

    2. Boomers had it so easy because birthrates among their cohort were high

      1. Because the mom got to stay hone with the baby, have no job, the man could have no high school education and he’d still have a 4 bedroom home in the burns with 2 cars and go on vacation 8 weeks a year.

        1. Yes but why do you think this was magically possible? Why was everything so cheap and why is it expensive now? A top heavy population pyramid has too much money competing for a shrinking labor pool and people with no savings (like us) not only can't compete but we must also provide social services to an ever growing portion of the population.

          1. Because of what I said below. We let the billionaires hoard all the resources and society worships wealth too much. The average american will bitch about how high taxes are yet be perfectly ok with Trump spending hundreds of
            Millions on putting his signature on the currency for zero fucking benefit to anybody. America is full of complacent pussies now

  362. High birthrates create resources. Low birthrates force rationing.

  364. But seriously, why does Dana White have a picture of people fucking on his office wall?

  365. Also, I’m sorry. I’ve met way too many people in Texas who were the 4th or 5th kid that basically had to raise themselves or help raise siblings. You do not have the time or energy to give 3+ people the proper attention and care. It’s reckless and stupid to have that many children but everyone whines about how I “hate traditional families”

    No, I hate when people act like it’s 1849 and you need the mom to constantly be giving birth so you have a fucking work force for your farm.

  366. @disqus_5mxEI8qUfO:disqus You're right but that's the entire problem. You have to make a short term sacrifice for extremely high long term benefits and boomers refused to do this. The playing field should've been levelled so this is a non factor in decision-making but instead it ended up becoming lopsided against us and we are demographically outmatched. They control the electorate so there's nothing we can do.

    For better or worse Korea's safety net isn't as generous but it's also the entire reason their suicide rate is among the highest in the world. Seniors are killing themselves because caregiving costs can't be distributed among the children they don't have.

    1. The problem is that we will spend a trillion dollars so Trump’s buddies can build the ballroom that never ends instead of using it to do literally anything that would help the fucking country.

      1. We would not even have Trump if boomers didn't control the electorate but they do because people didn't have enough kids and so we do

        1. We have boomers running the electorate because they’re the only people with enough money to buy a platform. You think I could run for Governor? I couldn’t fucking afford it

          1. Buy a platform? I'm talking about the stupid retarded voters who don't care about anything because they already have it all

          2. Boomers wouldn’t rule the electorate if Gen Z’ers would stop being dumb cunts tbh

          3. 1. Trump lost the Gen Z vote badly even though his margins improved 2. His approval rating among Gen Z is in the dirt 3. There aren't enough Gen Z voters for it to actually matter because their parents didn't have enough kids

            We will never ever have a government that cares about the future ever again. Our quality of life will continue to deteriorate for as long as we live.

  367. @thesatiricaltroll:disqus Look at the share of tax revenue spent on healthcare and social security. We would not need high taxes and everything would also be cheap if the population pyramid was more favourable. This is also the entire argument in favour of immigration but immigration doesn't work. There aren't enough people in the world for it to ever work.

  368. Trillions spent on the Afghanistan war for literally fucking nothing to have changed but we can’t have food stamps. That would be bad

  369. You can’t also bitch about birthrates and try to do everything in your power to make it impossible for people to stop working. You want birth rates to go up, stop trying to steal our social security then you fucking cucks.

    1. These people don't care because they don't have to work anymore and their kids (and probably even their grandkids) are already adults so it's not their problem. They'll be dead soon so it'll never be their problem. There's nothing that can be done.

      1. We can stop voting for people like Trump. A mystifying concept, true. But this country loves hitting itself in the dick because we have zero education standards any more.

        1. It doesn't matter about what people choose to believe because that's not how we make decisions. There are interests fundamentally tied to who you are that dictate how we feel and these will always influence our trajectory. This is why demographic groups often vote in blocs. That's just how it is.

  370. Also, you push all this gay alpha male shit and wanna bitch about birth rates. Fucking kill yourselves. Genuinely.

  371. I'm constantly interacting with people who cannot get basic healthcare and it makes me so sad to see them suffer knowing there's absolutely nothing that can be done because there are too many old people compared to ~40-50 years ago when universal healthcare could be implemented with minimal drawbacks. We didn't even have sales tax back then.

  372. I also didn’t want to say it but a lot of the low birth rate is that younger people’s sense of dating and interaction with the other sex is completely warped. You see people saying that a 1 year age gap is too much and you’re like “Yeah, get off fucking Twitter”

    1. Yeah I think we've already reached critical mass so there's no point really worrying about it anymore. It's all over and society will continue to deteriorate in all kinds of interesting ways.

  373. @thesatiricaltroll:disqus Also I'm sorry I don't want to be argumentative for the sake of it but there's no such thing as proper attention and care. It's all meaningless. Parents used to spend a minimal amount of time with their children for all of human history and it was fine but between boomers and gen z the time invested has tripled. Gen Z like you said has no initiative probably because they were never forced to take responsibility or charge in the absence of their parents. It does not make a meaningful difference. Stray's kids are fine.

    1. The reason Gen Z doesn’t take initiative is because they have been trained by social media to think that refusing to work your hardest is “sticking it to the system”

      Sorry, but professionalism is not the system getting you down, it’s the basic contract you sign up for when they agree to pay you for work.

      1. Also there's no avenue for growth because boomers occupy all the good positions in any professional organization so you're forced to choose between extreme competition or checking out. Social media just reflects what people already feel.

  374. If RFK Jr wants to give me a Boomer starter home that costs 100 bucks a month I will have at least 2 kids

  375. I’ve never met anybody who has actually read a John Grisham novel but he has like 1500 adaptations of his work lol

    1. I heard the adaptations are often better than the original novels. At least that was supposedly true with The Rainmaker.

  377. I don’t agree with the casting but the fact people are freaking out about Elliot Page potentially playing Achilles because he’s not masculine enough is hilarious lack of reading comprehension. Achilles’ whole gimmick is that he isn’t a roided up super god. Also, he’s literally the least straight being in a society where men used to sit around naked with each other, get wine drunk and talk philosophy for fun on the daily.

    2. The only problem I've had with movies I've seen them in is their height but I'm sure they can probably make it less noticeable

  378. The old Adam Sandler. I’m married to this super hot, way out of my league girl. Time to cheat on her.

  380. If it was made in like 2005 it would probably be a bonafide epic classic though lol.

  381. People only care because Nolan's making it and they would care about whatever Nolan chose to make and Nolan knows this which is why he's adapting The Odyssey

  383. I played the Omega Phoenix beta for s bit today.
    It was pretty fun, and being able to switch to first person pov during combat feels good.
    For some reason it only let me use Japanese as a language option, so I could not understand text or dialogue at all.
    Will look forward the full game though.

        1. RDR2 has incredible atmosphere, voice acting, music etc. to be better than RDR2 it has to have maybe the best narrative and characters of any game ever. That’s a big ask of GTA 6. For GTA 6 to be as good as RDR2, it’d have to capture the Miami vibe the same way that RDR2 captured the feel of the dying days of the old west. GTA 6 will probably be amazing but better than RDR2? IDK

        2. No because the writers left and I think they're going to focus much more on the multiplayer. RDR 2 was the other way around and Take Two wasn't happy with Online's performance.

  392. Why the fuck was McDonald ever in the minors this season? Easy 98 fastball, live slider, good changeup. At the very least he could have been in the pen.

  393. Big Trouble in Little China made no god damn sense at all and was low key racist but goddammit that was fun

  394. seriously how many drugs was John Carpenter doing when he came up with that shit. It was great

    1. John Carpenter isn’t on drugs. That’s your brain on analog synths

  396. also I can't believe that was where

    1- Raiden from MK came from
    2- that dumb scene with the guy bloating and blowing up came from

    1. also probably got tired of every movie of his either getting hated or completely misunderstood only for them to become classics like 20 years later

  398. Seriously, I love RDR’s setting. I love the idea of being outlaws in the dying days of the wild west. It’s cool and reminds me a bit of There Will Be Blood

  400. I need something as extraordinarily stupid as Big Trouble in Little China for tomorrow

  403. The only people left at the Dodger game are Asian girls who just came to see Ohtani lol

    1. Morey is so washed as a GM. Why the fuck did he trade McCain to OKC

  406. The Tucker contract may end up being the worst contract in MLB history.

  408. IDK what’s honestly worse, that contract or the way Dodgers fans act about a team that will win 90+ games

  410. I still haven't managed to put back on the weight I lost when I was sick but my dumbbells are at 44lb now and I'm out of weights. Again.

  411. Dodger fans are so ridiculously spoiled it’s crazy. They want their hitting coach fired when they are top 3 in runs scored lol

  412. “We shouldn’t have to have our pitching staff carry us” you mean the most expensive pitching staff in history where you poached 3 Cy Young award winners from other teams and spent 300 million on the top Japanese prospect. Oh and you have Ohtani who has a fucking .96 ERA? So ridiculously spoiled it’s unreal.

  413. “We shouldn’t have to have our pitching staff carry us” you mean the most expensive pitching staff in history where you poached 3 Cy Young award winners from other teams and spent 300 million on the top Japanese prospect. Oh and you have Ohtani who has a fucking .96 ERA? So ridiculously spoiled it’s unreal.

  414. “Why does our pitching have to carry us in the playoffs?”

    Hey Dodger fans, I know this is a novel concept, but your top 5 offense is not “struggling in the playoffs” all the best players in the league are in the all star game, how often is that high scoring? Almost never. Good pitching beats good hitting every time. And they’d know this if they’d watched baseball for more than 2 years.

  417. Two days ago was the best day in history for people with Giantess fetishes.

  418. Almost done with Alan's Baked 2. For whatever reason I wasn't jiving with it too much at first but now I think its one of the best games on PS5.

    1. Fat dead naked dude was too much of an intro jump scare

      2. Honestly I think it was too many cutscenes and a pretty empty gameplay section at first. When I say empty I mean you're essentially just walking around and talking to people or observing things for the first hour or two

  419. We need to bring back kink shaming tbh. I’m sorry. It was cool for a while then people like Sam Levinson made it not cool again.

    1. we need to go back to a time before anyone "kink shaming" and "kink" were part of anyone's vocabulary

  420. Like my goodness I honestly need to go back and play Control again at some point.

  423. If one detail isn't historically accurate then does that mean nothing should be historically accurate at all? You can argue maybe they're amazing an actress so it's a worthwhile trade off here but what does the multiracial background cast offer? The other problem is that a character's appearance no longer says or means anything about them and we're forced to ignore how unnatural that is. It exists in contrast to their investments in realism elsewhere and makes a movie feel more like a play.

    Look at Dunkirk.

    1. My point is that I think Nolan is going for a loose “This was a tale passed down for thousands of years and retold so many times the details are sketchy” more than he’s going for total historical and story accuracy.

      They didn’t wear fucking helmets like Matt Damon’s in the Greek mythology. There was nobody who was as white as Robert Pattinson in Greece. Anybody mad about Lupita N’yongo playing a goddess that doesn’t fucking exist is just being racist. Period.

      Also, some of the best old movies are shot/blocked/or structured like plays. That’s not really a big insult imo

      1. I don't think they're being racist, but you're correct in that we're already not being accurate in so many other ways that it basically stops mattering who is what race

        1. Correction: I don't think most are being racist about it. There's always some

        2. It’s racist because nobody is questioning why Robert Pattinson is supposed to be Greek. Nobody is questioning if Tom Holland being 5’7 should be the son of the greatest living greek hero lol. It’s just racism.

          1. It's racism if you still think it's dumb after pointing out the other consistencies, not before imo

          3. No one would ever make this argument about a Japanese god being a white guy

      3. Maybe it's nicer for us (and Nolan) to interpret it that but if we're both being honest it's like this because race based casting has become socially contentious (otherwise you would have to explain why no one made movies like this until now). Every role is advertised as race blind even when they (like Toph from ATLA) obviously aren't.

        1. Yeah true. I can't imagine Snape being black is logical in any other way

  426. I mean I like Tom Holland but are we really supposed to believe he’s the son of the greatest Greek warrior of all time? He’s like 5’7 on an apple box.

  427. If we were trying to be lore accurate, then the only actors we could cast for Greek Heroes would be Henry Cavill and Alan Ritchson lol.

    1. I never got this scene tbh. In this scene he has 75% of a full infinity gauntlet but he lets Captain America get close and try to rip the gauntlet apart?

  430. I will say that I legitimately think that Elliot Page as Achilles would be bad casting. Just because Elliot Page isn’t built like a believable warrior. Honestly, Tom Holland should have been Achilles. He’s in shape but in a low key way like Achilles probably would be since his whole story is that he isn’t a super buff classic hero.

    But then again, Achilles is barely in the Odyssey. He’s basically a force ghost cameo lol

  431. for real, I really liked Big Trouble in Little China

    but goddammit that movie was nonsensically stupid lmao

  432. NGL, I do get a kick out of the Obama Netflix show with Ryan Gosling cast meme just because it’s so phenomenally stupid. Some White people want to be victims so bad it’s borderline psychotic.

  433. I will say, Snape being black is just stupid and problematic given his backstory. Like maybe don’t race swap the character that gets hung from a tree WB.

    1. Most race swaps are performative but this one is not even defendable, it's comical

        1. Did you get a Forza Horizon 6 review code or premium early access?

          1. MS is one publisher we don't have a contact for. Though we are attending SGF and we will try to network

  436. It’ll either be phenomenally stupid and fun or just boring and not entertaining.

  439. EA exec saying Dead Space is dead and that the remake needed to sell 10 million copies to be successful, while saying companies are chasing the next Fortnite and that single player games are a fossil today. But right before that he said every Resident Evil entry selling 7 million copies is pretty damn good. Continue to lose millions I guess

    1. Western game devs are fucking so finished dude. Fortnite and Overwatch fucking cooked these C level execs brains.

      1. What's crazy to me is how these publishers lose millions on these nearly every time and yet don't fire the people responsible for them.

        1. Because it’s not their fucking idea dude. You seriously think Arkane who has made Immersive sims for a decade wanted to make Redfall?

    2. Part of the problem is that publishers keep trying to resurrect ancient franchises no one cares about (while Resident Evil has always been a cultural force) and in no universe was a 1:1 Dead Space remake ever going to sell anywhere close to 10 million copies. Konami was smart enough to have their remakes developed in low wage countries like Poland and China.

  441. Honestly its funny as hell that everyone was saying the AL East was gonna be the hardest division in baseball with the Yankees, Red Sox, Blue Jays and Orioles, and about 1.5 months in the team that leads the division is the Rays who everyone thought was a clear cut last place team.

    1. Cash is straight up the best manager in the league. The Rays also built their team around contact and stealing bases and it has worked beautifully for them.

  442. What the fuck is a Mixtape and why is there so many people being paid to shill on it?

    1. I saw it on the 'pass after Vader brought it up so I downloaded it

        1. TThere's an indie fmv game coming out that looks interesting.
          I'll link it later(no Twitter on phone).
          You play as a shopkeep, and all the customers are greenscreened actors.

          1. That looks unique, damn the FMV actors is kinda nostalgic in the good kind

    3. Apparently people are saying its an industry plant game because its supposed to be indie but it was created by a daughter of a billionaire and has all this licensed music lmao

  445. It's so weird watching Vader in Maul actually being a guy who's barely 25 years old.

  446. If Wemby didn’t elbow Naz Reid last game this series would’ve ended tonight.

  447. This is the most blatant procreation propaganda ever made. The game starts with the protagonist making an offhand remark about his friends kids being a hassle and now this robot girl is going to teach him to love children.

  448. Mixtape was made by The Artful Escape's developers in Australia. Annapurna is a weird nepo project that wanted to be the A24 of gaming through slop like If Found and that Ridley Scott game but they also published Outer Wilds, Stray and Neon White.

      1. They're just an indie publishing label like Quantic Dream's new initative so they're not really making games but yeah. They also bought the rights to older Sony that game developer games like Journey.

  449. Mixtape was made by The Artful Escape's developers in Australia. Annapurna is a weird nepo project that wanted to be the A24 of gaming through slop like If Found and that Ridley Scott game but they also published Outer Wilds, Stray and Neon White.

        1. Oh shit! Love that game. Nowhere as good as here comes the pain but still pretty fun. I played it a lot

          2. Hell yeah. If you ever get the chance Fullmetal alchemist 2 is fun

      1. PSP:
        Patapon 1-3 for
        Phantasy Star Portable
        Both God of war games on PSP

        GB:
        Dragon Quest Monsters
        Wario Land 3
        Mario Golf

        GBA:
        Golden Sun

        SNES: Kirby’s Dreamland 3

        1. Very curious about the psp phantasy star. Also it’s name is pop.

          1. I’ve played it. It’s really good. Not as good as the PS2 universe games though

          4. I have the first phantasy star on switch. Got the Sega ages version with QoL improvements

      1. Today, I was hanging out with the neighbor while I was cleaning my car and she came by and she moved a little brush I had and I said “Oh careful that’s my spider brush.”

        And she goes “Oh, spider brush… Ok.”

        And I said “You have no idea what I’m talking about huh?”

        “No”

          1. I use it to brush spider webs off my car because in the spring, the spiders are really bad outside. Yeah, I know. I’m incredibly OCD that I have a brush just for that

          2. I imagined it was a brush to clean your Spider-Man costume

    1. I put all my points into music and nothing else. I couldn’t draw the broad side of a barn.

    1. There's way too much work (but don't take it the bad way) , especially if you want to watch Universal Century aka the main series aka the equivalent of Marvel Earth 616.

      But if you wanna start I can recommend any of the AU ones, Wing or SEED or 00.i personally started with 00. SEED is suitable because it's a 'modern' reboot of Universal Century

    3. But if you want to start the original, you can watch the Gundam compilation movie trilogy, they have it on YouTube.

          1. I always wanted to see it. Lemme know what y9u think if you do

        1. No, I meant an original story involving Gundams. Not a story in Gundam

        2. Sunny and me are the gundam heads. Sunny more though. I have a bunch I need to start

  458. Well both of our old places are now completely, empty and cleaned up to be spotless. Now just have to unpack all the shit in the new place and furnish and decorate it. This is the first day I can just chill here. No work either 😮‍💨

  462. I've never seen a game designed this way before that wasn't a dating sim

      1. Pragmata. When you initiate a conversation with the girl the camera focuses on her up close and you can give her gifts to trigger certain character events.

          1. Yes its amazing. It reminds me a lot of both Stellar Blade and Death Stranding but with its own unique twist.

  465. Even if they are the best furniture of all time, I will never buy a Luvsac just because of the name.

  468. Eric Kripke and Sam Levinson having a “who can make their franchise the literal worst dogshit ever” competition

      1. Brother, they spent a year making Sydney Sweeney giantess porn. There are worse shows out there, but Levinson is trying his hardest to make everybody want him jailed

    3. I have never seen anything made by either of them but I heard the show with Weeknd was odd.

  473. It would be easy if it had health regen but it's so hard to find health

  475. train tickets sorted out. plane tickets sorted out. One month til vaycay

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